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An Open Letter from Darl McBride

canfirman writes "Well, it seems Darl is changing tactics as he's now published an open letter proclaiming the benefits of UNIX over any other operating system. However, most of his letter involves comparing SCO Unix to Linux from not only a business acceptance point of view, but from a technical point of view, too. Darl throws in a bunch of stats in there, too: 'In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported.' I'd love for somebody who has more technical knowledge than me to look at his points and see if what he says is true or not -- assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true."

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  1. I can believe of the stats here... by beh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can believe part of his claims in that more Linux systems get hacked, compared to commercial Unices. Though I don't think this is a general problem with security on Linux, but with the fact that most home installations of Unix based systems will be on Linux boxes - and therefore in the hands of people with less security expertise than large companies have at their disposal.

    Also, companies have dedicated sysadmins or even IT security people which will (hopefully) constantly check for new vulnerabilities and immediately patch their systems.

    Private "Home" Unix installations that aren't Linux based will in comparison be more likely to be in the hands of the more knowledgable folks, and hence also in the hands of people that will likely be more security aware than the average home Windows/Mac/Linux user.

    How many private users with their linux box on broadband seriously do that (except for those that hold IT security / admin type positions)?

    I'm a developer - and I'm not in the habit of daily (or even weekly) patching of systems. I'm occasionally checking the system and I do react (i.e. patch) when I hear about some (widely publicised) security hole... ...but outside of that most security fixes will probably come in when it's time to update the system as a whole...

    Another factor in "less" security of systems in people's homes, is that most people just stay ignorant of the situation, because they think "my box doesn't contain anything important that would make it worth hacking"; but they're often with that ignoring the danger that someone might just break into their computer just to use the computer in further attacks on more "rewarding" targets.

    1. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One should also note the weasel word being used, "manual hacker attatcks". Apparently for some OS's (which shall remain nameless), hacker attacks are automatic.

    2. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by beacher · · Score: 4, Informative

      Slashdot discussed this last Novemberish about the mi2g study (link here.) It was bullshit then, it's bullshit now.

    3. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Mournblade · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wouldn't the majority of home installations of UNIX based systems be Macs running OS X? I have no specific stats, just asking if anyone does.

    4. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by ect5150 · · Score: 1


      Just to be fair, he claims hacker breaches reported.

      How many home users running Linux report a breach?? I'm guessing next to nothing (but I may be wrong). So the numbers might be for commercial boxes.

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    5. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by negative3 · · Score: 1
      In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported.

      That just makes me wonder if Linux users will, in general, be more inclined to report such incidents. Since it developed by a community, it would make sense that any problems are reported to the community. Who do you talk to about being hacked in Windows? Where would I report it and who'd care? MS doesn't seem to.

      Also, does that study say how many of the reported breaches were dealt with?

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    6. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't and I am not worried of getting hacked.

      Why? I use a decent firewall (Smoothwall) and do not expose any ports to the internet that I do not need exposed. port 80 is the only port that is open to the internet and I do not run apache.. I run thttpd in a chroot jail and static web pages only. I have a perl script that runs locally that generates a set of static web pages and my static webcam jpg files... not even the leetest hax0r on the planet can gain root through a static HTML page served off thttpd set up in the manner I have. and it was easier to set up that way than even a basic apache config. the only way in is through the smoothwall, and cince I pay for mine I get automated updates... so I guess smoothwall could get hacked so that the next automatic patching has a backdoor so that uber hax0r can gain access to my mp3's, avi's, and other silly crud on that linux box, or simply entice my daughter to click on and download more animated icons for her XP laptop and take over that way.

      It's easier to subvert a windows computer user and do your dirty work inside your spyware/trojan that try to even hack a linux/unix machine.

      but then a $25.00 SMC barricade with only port 80 redirected will do t he exact same thing.

    7. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by koreaman · · Score: 0

      Probably, but what he meant is that there'll be far more Linux boxes than SCO.

    8. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by smithcl8 · · Score: 0

      What do you mean that MS doesn't seem to care? They release updates regularly because they simply DO care.... For the first guy's argument that Linux is less secure because more people are using it, that's the exact argument made by pro-MS folk out there. Give me a break! There's yet to be an perfectly secure, unbreakable system. Instead of blaming the software manufacturer or the community, how about keeping it secure using the right outside pieces? A simple firewall may not cover all bases, but it's a start. How about IDS? How about a real password policy? How about training users to think security first? If we'd do these things more often, it may not be impenetrable, but it would be more secure than any system allowed to sit wide open.

    9. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by thjayoromanov · · Score: 1

      one word: worms

    10. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's a fairly interesting. After all, I'd rather have my system owned by a script kiddie who's trying to shut down the internet than someone going after my identity and personal information. Does the huge sea of viruses and attacks out there grant Microsoft some sort of fitness benefit? Maybe natural selection has winnowed the weaker systems, leaving fully updated Windows systems as a harder target for manual attacks. Linux, having existed in a kinder environment, is like the boy-in-the-bubble stepping out into the world for the first time.

    11. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      I'm a developer - and I'm not in the habit of daily (or even weekly) patching of systems.

      Why not?

      For my server (Debian):

      apt-get update
      apt-get upgrade

      For my desktop (Gentoo):

      emerge --sync
      emerge --update world

      Much of it can even be automated. I belive other distros have similar methods. (And the update and sync are actually done by cron.)

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    12. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by robslimo · · Score: 1

      On that point, all of the spamvertised, compromised hosts running phishing sites I've come across were running some form of Linux... usually with a default (and old) Apache install (by default, I mean they show the default "your installation was successful!" page).

      I suspect those fall in the aforementioned group of home linux installs done by the less technically capable.

    13. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Does the huge sea of viruses and attacks out there grant Microsoft some sort of fitness benefit?

      No, just the opposite.

      There are four potential categories of machines here. Unmaintained Windows, Maintained Windows, Unmaintained Linux, Maintained Linux. Of these, UW is so easy to target that it can be done automatically. UL is hackable, too, but there's enough variation that it generally needs to be done manually. I would further say that ML is more secure than MW.

      Linux, having existed in a kinder environment, is like the boy-in-the-bubble stepping out into the world for the first time.

      Unix (which Linux inherits much from, and in software aquired traits can be inherited :-> ) has been in a much nastier environment than Windows for much longer. Recall that the Morris Worm targeted Unix and Vax systems...

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    14. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      I run thttpd in a chroot jail and static web pages only.

      That's nice. Do you know that you are a small minority? Do you know that there are many people who do run dynamic content? I have a push cart at work with solid rubber tires. Do you know that those tires will never go flat? It's true.

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    15. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm a developer - and I'm not in the habit of daily (or even weekly) patching of systems.
      Oh, right! Thanks for reminding me.

      apt-get update && apt-get upgrade

      Whew, that was rough... back to work now!

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      Those who fail to understand communication protocols, are doomed to repeat them over port 80.
    16. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also linux (&BSD) boxes are way more at the forefront of operations, while most unixes are far away in datacenters behind firewalls if they are even in a public available part of the internet.

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    17. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that last command be "emerge --update --deep world", to ensure that everything gets updated?

      Besides, Gentoo upgrades are sometimes far from automatic, requiring manual fixes for things they've broken (although that's true for pretty much all operating systems to some extent).

    18. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the phishing expeditions are done automatically, too: automatic install of keyloggers, sniffers, etc. Not all automatic crack attacks are script kiddies in it for the fun of it (hell, a lot of them are spammers trying to take over your machine as a relay).

    19. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One place where natural selection has helped is Windows Update. It's hard to turn off and hard to break. Similar tools in various Linux distros are getting better, but are not as good.

      On the other hand, where Linux updating bests Windows by miles is that you can often update all the software on your computer at once—if you're using all free software packaged by your distro provider, that is.

    20. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      A better question would be. How many Windows user would EVER find out they were compromised? I would guess ( from antidotal experience.) That between 5 and 20% of windows users would never know they were compromised. Maybe as high as 50% would only find out they were compromised once in a while, IF someone told them. Otherwise they just rebuild their machine. They might know their machine doesn't work like it used too. Eventually they may call a 'computer guru' to have the machine restored from the original install disk. But you can't possibly report something that you don't even know has happened. I doubt there is anywhere near the number of people who fit that category among Linux users, because the same people would never solve the driver problems that crop up 1/5 times or so when you do a Linux install. So the question of who and how many are reporting becomes even more complex.

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    21. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Dorsai42 · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, the numbers might be pure bovine excrement. Not that SCO has any history of deceit.

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    22. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically if we replace "unix" with "linux" and "linux" with "windows" in your response, you're repeating what people have been saying about windows security for years. Amazing how this is MOD PARENT UP!! on slashdot when it's defending linux, but, as I'm sure I'll be modded TROLL when using it in windows defense.

    23. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

      I can belive that. Many server administrators have been used to setting up servers on Windows NT/2000 or Sun boxes. I suspect that the accountants think that seting up one *nix box is the same as another and that further training would be a waste of money...

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    24. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      there's nothing wrong with that default page. i even sometimes leave it there after the server is up for lack of something better to replace it with.

      sometimes there are just no "publicly" accessible data to publish :)

    25. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unix (which Linux inherits much from,...


      Not true, Linux is a clone and inherits only general concepts, not specific implementations from older unices, although I'd bet there may be some code theivery from the BSDs that could be considered 'inheritance' although not really. Linux as a system, like GNU, is not Unix, it's a mere copycat at best...
    26. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "For my server (Debian):

      apt-get update
      apt-get upgrade"

      Oh, my god! Too much effort, I'm a lazy sysadmin (creative lazyness is a virtue on a sysadmin, not a sin).

      Just have a look at cron-apt and you'll forget about your daily apt-get update && apt-get upgrade. You just will recieve an e-mail when something is waiting for you to upgrade.

    27. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Heh, any fool who updates gentoo without looking at what it is about to update is asking for trouble.

      emerge -uDvat world

      and check to make sure it isn't going to update your toolchain or baselayout without you being ready.

      Or use one of the emerge wrapper scripts out there.

    28. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Heh, part of setting up any linux box I run (I'm a Fedora guy, but use apt), is to add the following line to /etc/crontab :
      2 0 * * * root apt-get update && apt-get upgrade -y

    29. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Darth+Daver · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "After all, I'd rather have my system owned by a script kiddie who's trying to shut down the internet than someone going after my identity and personal information. "

          I'd rather not have my system "owned". The Windows user attitude of, "I don't care if someone breaks into my system because it contains nothing important, and I already rebuild it every few months" is not encouraging.

          What do you think the statistical likelihood of an overt attack is compared to an automated worm? Those weasels at mi2g who came up with this "study" of dubious merit, are simply looking for some way to get a dig in on Linux. Would you rather be on an OS that gets 52% of .1% of all attacks or one that gets 99% of 99.9% of all attacks?

          Getting into a Linux box should require some overt effort. Breaking Windows boxes automatically using worms has been all too easy, as proven by numerous, catastrophic examples such as Code Red, Nimda, Sasser, Slammer, Loveletter, Melissa, etc. Please refresh my memory of all the high-profile, impactful, overt Linux attacks.

    30. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by keltor · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was apt-get dist-upgrade ... maybe i have been doing it too long.

    31. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by camcorder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can never completely take your Windows machine on your hands as you can do with Linux. You can never patch a system vulnerabilty, you have to wait MS security advisories for two weeks old vulnerabilies. That's not the case for Linux. You can patch it. You don't even need to wait developers of the kernel, because you can patch it yourself, if you know what you are doing. Even though you're master of Windows, you can't patch anything yourself. (Unless you know reading opcodes and patch binaries with your reverse enginerring skills. Not to mention that's possible in very rare situation anyways.)

    32. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by podperson · · Score: 1

      Unix (which Linux inherits much from, and in software aquired traits can be inherited :-> ) has been in a much nastier environment than Windows for much longer. Recall that the Morris Worm targeted Unix and Vax systems...

      I think that's overstating it. The fact is that far more potential hackers have access to and familiarity with Windows than UNIX, and that this has been the case for some time. I'm not trying to defend Windows...

    33. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      sometimes there are just no "publicly" accessible data to publish :)

      Then why install Apache in the first place? I'm sure you can use something else for Intranet applications and whatnot, or at least configure the server to only accept connections from the LAN.

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    34. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Heh, any fool who updates gentoo without looking at what it is about to update is asking for trouble.

      Baselayout updates aren't too bad in my experience (as long as you update your /etc files properly); apparently the thing to really watch out for is bootloader upgrades. If you don't re-install your bootloader afterwards, you can be left with a totally unbootable system (which is why I keep an eye out for them). I don't know about toolchain upgrades; surely they shouldn't normally be a huge problem?

    35. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    36. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      There are hacker tools that are used to automate the process.

    37. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      You really are naive. "Linux, having existed in a kinder environment"? Is the SCO-Borg environment really kinder? Do you think, maybe, just maybe, someone at McAfee or elsewhere is trying to write a Linux worm?

    38. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      ... but with the fact that most home installations of Unix based systems will be on Linux boxes - and therefore in the hands of people with less security expertise than large companies have at their disposal.

      But I thought that red button marked "Power" meant it would give me more computing power. So I pressed it. Damn, another system crash.

    39. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that's overstating it. The fact is that far more potential hackers have access to and familiarity with Windows than UNIX, and that this has been the case for some time. I'm not trying to defend Windows...

      Funny. I'm used to the hacking scene of the late 80's early 90's. It seemed to me that the good penetrators never even bothered looking at Windows because breaking in had no payoff. Unix machines had fast Internet connections; Windows boxes were behind modems if they were online at all (remember when TCP/IP was a third-party addon?). I knew plenty of people who broke into wu-ftpd, rdist, etc. and couldn't care less about nuking a Win95 box.

      On my campus, we had dozens of people trying to find privilege-escalation hacks. (One of them was an admin, he told me about using a NIS exploit because he forgot the root password.) That's the kind of environment Unix-like OSes grew up in: every local user wants to be root.

      I have to chuckle when people say today's Internet is more dangerous than it was then.

    40. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...although I'd bet there may be some code theivery [sic] from the BSDs..."

      How is using BSD code thieving? Take a look at the license and then come back with a much better choice of words please.

    41. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      People hack into systems for all sorts of reasons... They can use them to launch DOS attacks (Linux servers tend to be attached to nice, fat pipes), serve websites, or even just run seti-at-home (honest... I've seen it happen).

      Clearly, you don't want your critical databases read/write (or even read) others, no matter what OS you're running. No system is perfectly secure (especially when you add oodles of net applications). Most of the Linux break-ins I've seen have been people finding old (and known vulnerable) net apps that haven't been updated for sometimes years. These kinds of break-ins aren't that easy to automate. Windows, itself, on the other hands has enough easy-to replicate holes that automatic breaches are very productive. That's why whenever you see 'more breakins on Linux', it's almost always finding some way to discount the automated attacks which make the bulk of (Windows) breakins. Why do manually what you can have a computer do for you, much faster?

      In any case, I can definitely see that UnixWare boxes account for near-0% of the manual hack attacks... They have near-0% of the market. Even if every UnixWare web server in existence got hacked to death today, it'd probably be nothing more than a decent blip on CERT's statistics.

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    42. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by spockvariant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right.
      Also, just because the number of published bug reports/security holes in Linux outnumber the ones published for Unix-X doesn't mean Unix-X is more secure. Linux is not only the most popular Unix on the Internet, but also the most widely used platform for security testing and systems research. If you read up papers on automatic bug-finding tools (à la Coverity), testing tools, model checkers that look for security bugs - they're all over Linux, making a case for themselves by claiming having found '100s of security holes in Linux' (http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=502041).
      No other OS gets that kind of attention.

    43. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Which is great unless you're running testing or unstable. With testing you can get away with it if it's not a cirical production machine (ie, you can aford to have it broken for a few hours nw and then) but if it's anything but an experimental box that's suicide with sid.

      aptitude -t stable upgrade is much safer. However, if you run a mix of newer software from e.g. sid you could find yourself downgraded.

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    44. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta love the obnoxious pricks that infest slashdot. No wonder most people can only take nerds in small doses.

    45. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...although I'd bet there may be some code theivery from the BSDs that could be considered 'inheritance' although not really.

      Hi Daryl. Glad you got around to checking out Slashdot to see if your latest troll got a mention.
    46. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by PygmySurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, you can patch it - if you know how. Not everyone is a C programmer.

    47. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Similar tools in various Linux distros are getting better, but are not as good.

      Redhat network for Redhat enterprise linux far exceeds what Windows Update can do. Can Windows update manage entire groups of machines, schedule updates and reboots via a website, tell you the patch status of all your machines, and install software via the website? Redhat network can.

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    48. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Windows Update is for clients. If you want something to match RHEL in that regard, try Active Directory.

    49. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by swmccracken · · Score: 2, Informative

      YES.

      Well, more accurately, the server, Windows Server Update Services, does. (You install WSUS and then point your clients - using AD/GP - to that.)

      (Well, software installation is done through Active Directory and Group Policy.)

    50. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


      Then why install Apache in the first place? I'm sure you can use something else for Intranet applications and whatnot, or at least configure the server to only accept connections from the LAN.

      Most likely the poster wants stuff to be accessible from the internet, but still wants it to be somewhat secret, via hidden directories or password-protected pages. Apache, or another webserver, is still the way to go even if you just want local access, because you can view the info really fast in a browser, compared to say FTP, SSH, or running a remote X session. Can you think of something easier to set up? Just installing apache and typing "/etc/init.d/apache start" is pretty compelling.

    51. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can patch it - if you know how. Not everyone is a C programmer.

      I believe the point is that even C programmers can't patch Windows, no matter how much they'd like to. You have to have the source code and the ability to build it to do that. Not everyone is a plumber. Would you rather have plumbing you can try to fix if you want or plumbing that can only be modified by an accredited plumbing updater on their schedule? You can teach yourself both C and plumbing - it's about choice and the freedom to modify or fix what you own.

    52. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      One should also note the weasel word being used, "manual hacker attatcks"
      Not a weasel word if you think he's implying that guys opening the case with a screwdriver are doing the hacking.

      I don't know why they are bothering to sell SCO software when they have the magic breifcase technology they could sell for millions. The breifcase that held the entire printout of linux source code in 12 point print that could be carried in one hand onto a plane in germany could solve a lot of transport problems! Either that or this guy can't be trusted when he quotes numbers like "65.64%" or number of imaginary MIT people on a team.

    53. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      The only way I can access my computer files safely from a remote location is to use the webserver. FTP doesn't work because apparently all of the FTP daemons I've used don't like to work behind routers, even after ports 70 and 71, or whatever the two FTP ports are, are forwarded to the computer. Before you mention SSH, let me say that I simply don't want to go to the hassles of learning yet another service and have to upgrade it. Apache works well for me to access my MP3's and such from remote locations, and also is the best way for me to test webpages before putting them on commercial servers.

    54. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      What's more is that Unixware machines are typically not internet facing. They're most often used as servers for some proprietary vertical application the particular company needs. I've seen a couple companies use for for e-mail, but that's about it. I mean, even SCO uses Linux on their website.

      Frankly, SCO is doomed, no matter what they do. They can't compete with Linux, or Windows, or even Solaris (since the x86 version will survive because of OpenSolaris). I imagine that all the developers of those apps are working at porting their software to one of those three platforms, or already have a port of their software. Either Windows because it's popular and widespread, or Linux because it's easy and cheap. Some may target Solaris, but because Solaris doesn't appear to be well suited for low end machines (and that's what nearly all SCO UNIX machines are), I doubt many are.

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    55. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
      Unix (which Linux inherits much from, and in software aquired traits can be inherited :-> ) has been in a much nastier environment than Windows for much longer. Recall that the Morris Worm targeted Unix and Vax systems...

      Indeed, this is the fundamental problem with Microsoft, Windows and its community. Windows is built on the assumption that "All the world is an office LAN" which leads to "security is a means to protect stupid users from themselves and their cubemates". And attacks get a response of "How dare you, hackers... the problem is not us, it is the evil hackers" But, for nearly everying not tanted by this MS thought process, secutity is job 1. You will get directed attacks by smart people bent on doing evil things, thus security must protect against them.

      Ive said it before, and I say it again, the UNIX/Internet community once was at least as bad as Microsoft in this regard (spam being perhaps the most obvious artifact of this era), the difference being that the Internet was first, and it was true to some degree. Ignorance is acceptable only for the first community... MS made this mistake a decade after the UNIX/Internet community figgured it out.

    56. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      PygmySurfer (442860)

      Your UID isn't low enough. Clearly you're not old enough to be a Real Programmer.

      Not that I'm saying I am, of course, not with UID 780K+...

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      wait... not that kind of sig.
    57. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1

      More than that, nobody in their right mind would choose SCO as an internet server, router, or firewall base.

      So, what exactly is their exposure here? And seriously, while many of us run the UNIX we run at work at home, how many who run SCO actually want to come home and use it too?

      Other than sado-masochists of course.

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    58. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that would be

        sudo apt-get update && apt-get upgrade

      Not running full-time as root, are you? Naughty-naughty.

    59. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the specific code that Linux inherits from Unix - it's the design. Security has been a part of that family much longer than any of it's current rivals.

    60. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With cron the username is just one of the columns, so sudo would make no sense. Besides, then it couldn't run automatically, because it would require keyboard input.

    61. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Please refresh my memory of all the high-profile, impactful, overt Linux attacks.
       
      Ramen. Though its impact was minimal it's famous simply because it's the only automated Linux/Apache exploit that actually worked.
       
      At least, that I'm aware of.

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    62. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      ssh: it doesn't have to be shell. im sure there's a windows file browser that can use ssh, and i know there's one for linux - konqueror (fish)

      in konqueror go to:

      fish://user@host

      and it will take you to user@hosts home directory.

    63. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by ookaze · · Score: 1

      Similar tools in various Linux distros are getting better, but are not as good

      You are right, the Linux tools are better.
      Which is not surprising, as Windows Update is yet another (bad) copy of Linux distros.

    64. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      It's not the specific code that Linux inherits from Unix - it's the design. Security has been a part of that family much longer than any of it's current rivals.

      Not to mention that the actual code of the apps running on the kernel can be directly compiled over, so their history of fixes can instantly benefit Linux.

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    65. Re:I can believe of the stats here... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      The problem with toolchain upgrades is you wil have things linked to the old toolchain and things linked to the new toolchain which could cause problems. So you really need to emerge -e system 2 times to make sure everything is built with the new toolchian. Its a pain in the ass to track down bugs otherwise.

  2. Stop the lies, Linux is free. by bigwavejas · · Score: 3, Informative
    Is Linux really free? Of course not.

    Yes it is. http://www.linux.org/dist/

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    1. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by daed350 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Until you factor in all the brownies and coffee it takes to feed a Linux admin.

    2. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by mfkap · · Score: 1

      As I assume you know, the "free" comment refers to the support/maint cost of linux, and not the actual purchase price of the software.

    3. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by yamla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If, on the other hand, your time does have value, Linux is generally cheaper than the alternatives.

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    4. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by blane.bramble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because you don't have to spend any of your valuable time supporting paid-for operating systems.

    5. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by wfberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As I assume you know, the "free" comment refers to the support/maint cost of linux, and not the actual purchase price of the software.

      Oh give it up. I suppose you want a pony too? Well tough luck, even if I gave you a pony, you'd still have to feed it and take care of it. So you'll just have to suck up and make do with the freely modifiable, open standards based, non-vendor-locked-in, free-as-in-beer linux kernel and associated operating system, utilities, office suites and other freebies thrown in. Feel free to go sit in a corner and pout if you want. Then go and call SCOX to give you some free software, free support, and a pony. I doubt they'll come through, given that they already want to charge you $699 for something that's free.

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    6. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Funny
      Linux is only free if your time has no value.

      As opposed to Windows which plans its own deployment, installs itself, configures itself (all of that while serving you tea and biscuits), updates itself automatically and flawlessly (on production servers) and manages its own licencing schemes so that the corporation does not need 5 dedicated staff just to stay legal, no?

      Sir, your bridge is beckoning you back, its so cool in its shadow, do not leave it lonely.

    7. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by warpSpeed · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Linux is only free if your time has no value.

      Nope, linux is still free, regardless of how you value your time.

      My time is highly valuable to me, and I charge my clients for it. My clients love Linux because it "just works". Email server with uptimes of over a year or more, file servers that boot right up, no problem, after a power failure and the UPS is drained. Backups, networking, routing, firewalling, it all just works. No blue screens, no registraions, no licensing issues, no hassles, easy software patches, and best of all CHOICES of vendors.

      Sure there are problems with various distos of linux. With any complex software there will be issues. But on the whole, Linux runs circles around windows in terms of the lack of headaches and reliability.

    8. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Linux is only free if your time has no value."

      Free has two meanings in FOSS, as you know. You addressed one of them. But the other "free" is alive and well in FOSS projects, Linux included. So, I'd answer, yes, Linux is "free" when asked.

    9. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you've seen the IBM commercials then.

    10. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by AnObfuscator · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Is Linux really free? Of course not.

      Yes it is. http://www.linux.org/dist/

      More importantly, Yes, it is.

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    11. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by idontgno · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, because you don't have to spend any of your valuable time supporting paid-for operating systems.

      Yes indedy. If you're on a commercial OS, you can use your valuable time waiting for return calls from the vendor's "help desk", learning to understand what passes for English in whatever fungal third-world nation the "help desk" is in this week, and writing long and desperate correspondence to various level of your management explaining why you haven't solved the problem yet.

      Thanks, no thanks, I'd just as soon be able to examine the kernel source myself. And I speak as a professional admin of two different closed-source unixes at a military technical facility. It's all fun and games until someone puts a production server out.

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    12. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by SeventyBang · · Score: 1



      Not everyone drinks coffee. I had it once hot, once iced, and detested it both times.

      It works out, by coincidence, that if you aren't hooked on cigarettes, coffee, or rap music by the time you are nineteen, there are significant odds you never will be.

      ((I get some caffeine from chocolate, but for the most part, I eliminated caffeine from my diet over 2 1/2 years ago. I'm in my mid-40s and can still work my younger co-workers under the table, stamina-wise, even when they're hyped on caffeine & HFCS (high fructose corn syrup). It'll catch up with them, eventually.))


    13. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by hazem · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that what they've put in Windows Vista? Impressive...

    14. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by digidave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but they just announced it had to be scrapped in order to make the 2010 release date.

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    15. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by ravind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Talk about making a false argument.

      The parent didn't mention one word about Windows. Just because he thinks Linux isn't free does not mean he's claiming that Windows is free or even cheaper.

      You may be trying to show that Linux is cheaper than Windows, and you may be right, but that still does not address the original point which the parent made about Linux not being completely free.

      Then again, this is /. and you get moderated +5 Insightful

    16. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
      Oh give it up. I suppose you want a pony too?
      Thank you sir for that, my keyboard and monitor really did need a cleaning and now that I have sprayed water out my nose on them, now is as good of time as any. :)

      Sera

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    17. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by myc_lykaon · · Score: 1
      Linux is only free if your time has no value.


      Seeing your current employment situation, that makes you and Linux an ideal match :). Sorry - a cheap dig but hey if you want to work in Cambridge then I can send you our company vacancies - oddly we do seem to accumulate NatScis and Mathmos and very few CompScis.


      All the best with the job search.

    18. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by ZenShadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe he was trying to show that all operating systems have associated costs, using the most commonly available target to construct a rather tongue-in-cheek post?

      Harping on Linux because there are administrative costs is just plain silly.

      Interestingly, one significant cost of adopting any given OS is the ability to hire people that already know the technology. Something tells me qualified Linux people are easier to find than qualified SCO people. Probably cheaper to hire, too.

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    19. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then crashes leaving you SOL.

      Meanwhile my linux box does all that. It's called yum, look it up son.

    20. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Mauz · · Score: 1

      I am a fan of linux, but with reservations. At work, I was moved from a Sun Utra10 to a Athlon 64 running Red Hat earlier this year. My Sun, while very slow, only had the desktop crash on it about once a year or so. FVWM crashes once a week. GNOME isn't behaving much better. It has got to the point where I save my work as often as I did back when I worked on Windows ME. So, for the end user, I hate to say this, but Linux doesn't "just work".

    21. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My time has much value, thank you very much, and wasting it removing viruses, spyware, and downloading endless updates to repatch a system so that it is only less vulnerable than before is not appreciated.

      This is the same tired old Microsoft argument: You'll have to train folks to use Linux, so it'll cost you more.

      Remind me again how much I had to spend training my folks to use Windows? Last I looked, those MCSEs were not free. Even now, a quick comparison shows me that a LPI certification costs around $100 while an average MCSE cert is running about $1000 minimum (figures for a self-taught student, buying their own books - the figures are much higher for a course-based cert.).

      A better question might be who has the better technical skills once they are certified. I've known more than a few MCSEs who think that things like DNS views are virtually impossible. I know of no LPIs suffering the same confusion, but, I'm willing to concede there may be a few out there - I just haven't seen 'em yet.

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    22. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Are you saying non-free OSes don't require maintenance? What's your IP address?

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    23. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Talk about making a false argument.

      The parent didn't mention one word about Windows. Just because he thinks Linux isn't free does not mean he's claiming that Windows is free or even cheaper.

      Actually no, the parent was trying to create an impression that Linux itself is not free because it requires time to configure. Which implies a contrast with all other OS's (I picked Windows for fun) whose configuration time he assumes should not be counted in their cost.

      The obvious fact is of course that Linux (and BSD + others) is free but just as any other system it requires time to configure/maintain, time which is not a part of its cost (just like for Windows). The term which is used to describe the cost inlcuding this time is "Total Cost Of Ownership" or TCO for short. Should he mention that TCO for Linux is not $0 I would have not argued.

    24. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by andreMA · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm in my mid-40s and can still work my younger co-workers under the table
      Well, I guess if it's consensual that's OK. But really, the workplace isn't the proper place for such...
    25. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My desktop has never crashed. Not my linux desktop, not my windows desktop, not my solaris desktop.

      I guess i'm just lucky.

    26. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by cmacb · · Score: 1

      "Not everyone drinks coffee. I had it once hot, once iced, and detested it both times."

      You can't build a decent addiction by trying something one or two times.

      Try putting a few spoonfuls of coffee in your milk. Mix it with your cocoa drink. Folgers crystals will turn that Sprite or 7-Up into a MAN'S drink.

      Stick with the program for a few months and soon you will be replacing your bedside alarm clock with a percolator.

    27. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Linux really free? Of course not.

      Yes, Linux really is free. Holding the trembling hands of your incompetent IT department is not.

    28. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by chrish · · Score: 1

      I was really hoping that gnu.org link went to this sort of thing.

      Disappointed again. *sigh*

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    29. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by jZnat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying non-free OSes don't require maintenance? What's your IP address?

      127.0.0.1 :)

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    30. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Prepare to be 0wnz0r3d

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    31. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      It works out, by coincidence, that if you aren't hooked on cigarettes, coffee, or rap music by the time you are nineteen, there are significant odds you never will be.

      Yeah, that's why I started feeding spoonfuls of coffee to my daughter when she was 3 months old.

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    32. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by benjcurry · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that I spen a few das learning Linux and familiarizing myself with it (similar to Windows, I guess...hmmm...), now it is a HUGE time saver. It's superior for automating tasks (or at least easier to use to automate tasks...Windows is only free if your time has no value...and someone buys you a copy as a gift) It's faster to install. I can have a fully operational GNOME desktop with all the software I need installed and configured in 45 minutes. All with the newest versions of everything. This takes, in my experience, around 4 hours in Windows.

    33. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by hardburn · · Score: 1

      No, read the article. In this case, Darl very specifically mentioned the initial purchase price. We can argue about TCO costs, but that's not the argument Darl made.

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    34. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you using nvidia drivers? If so I highly suggest you ditch them for a more generic grapics driver (they are known to cause problems). All in all I can say that apart from nvidia drivers (which are 3rd party software anyhow) freaking out for random reasons I've not had a problem with desktop freezes. Look for a solution (or at least the root of the problem) before you blame the entire OS otherwise it shows that you don't really know what you're doing.

    35. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Holy Zarquon. I didn't mean to troll anybody. I was just saying, if you know how Windows works inside-out already, then you sit down at a Linux box, it's going to take you a reasonable amount of time to get up to the same level of expertise on the new operating system: time you could spend working.

      Whether you make that time back later in terms of saved downtime and more efficient handling of work or whatever... well, I can guess Slashdot's collective position on the matter. :) But I don't think I'd be wrong in saying that this initial time investment puts people off more than the prospect of eventual gain attracts them.

    36. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Thanks for not assuming the worst. You're pretty much right: this is what I was trying to say. I'd be the first to admit that Windows consumes time too.

    37. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean your window manager or desktop environment is crashing, not Linux itself. That's an important difference - if you don't like FVWM or Gnome, try something else, like KDE. You don't have that option with other platforms like Windows.

    38. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by xpyr · · Score: 1

      But is linux good enough that you'd buy a license for it if you couldn't get it for free?

    39. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by kcarlin · · Score: 0

      Have you tried booting them yet?

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    40. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by MrSenile · · Score: 1

      Really? I find that interesting as my wife, who has no formal experience, installed slackware just dandy on a PIV box I built for her. 1 hour install, I configured the network for her, she typed 'startx' and wow, KDE running nice now for 6 months straight. And while Sun is ok, my current Blade 150 seems to crash at least once every few months, running the latest and greatest Solaris 9 (yes yes, I know Solaris 10 is out, but it's currently not in the schema of things for our company. We SA's feel it's still only half baked, and not yet fully supported by a lot of our 3rd party packages) As a FYI, it's a known issue that linux does have issues with AMD64 procs. Mostly because a lot of software you use on it is compiled for 32 bit, not 64. There are some fully 64 bit compiled versions of linux for AMD64, and unless you use such, you will probably continue to have problems.

    41. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      OT, but I am curious, why Slackware?
      I am quite fond of Slackware myself, but it doesn't strike me as an OS for someone with no *nix experience, other than to learn how Linux works at system level. Some experience needed to set it up, install and upgrade drivers and applications, etc...

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    42. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to SCO's openserver which comes bundled with a lawsuit at no extra charge. :P

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    43. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by b5turbo · · Score: 1

      Have you checked to make sure your computer is not overheating? This can cause stability problems for the entire system, regardless of what OS. I run fedora 4 on my webserver with dual xeon's and it has been running flawless since I got it October of last year. I've only had it reboot due to powerfailures or upgrading the OS.

    44. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      I didn't mean to troll anybody. I was just saying, if you know how Windows works inside-out already, then you sit down at a Linux box, it's going to take you a reasonable amount of time to get up to the same level of expertise on the new operating system: time you could spend working.

      This should be a lesson in dangers of using open-ended, single-liners like "Unless you have no clue" or "unless your time is worth nothing" etc. I (and most Slashdotters it seems) had no way of knowing what you meant and the statement was formulated in a standard, brush-off, condescending tone most Linux/FOSS-bashing trolls use which lead me to believe you were one of them. Subsequently, what followed was pretty much inevietable.

      What you were trying to refer to is the "learning curve" cost which rightfully belongs in the TCO calculations of Linux. Windows has a very similiar upfront cost but most organizations/individuals already paid that. But this cannot be simply referred to as "cost" of Linux as that implies the system itself.

      I apologise for making fun of you but I would suggest you should try to avoid throwing these types of conversational grenades into the forum.

    45. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Reading his letter, where he says that OpenServer 6 costs $599-1399 one-time and you never have to pay support costs again (since he's comparing it to support costs for Red Hat), then goes on later to boast about how good their tech support is, he never says how much you have to pay for that 24x365 tech support. If all you want is what that one-time price gives you ("license, software fixes, and access to their online knowledge base", then why are you buying a support contract from Red Hat? Just download it from the Internet or buy a CD or even buy a "Dummies Guide to Fedora" which includes a CD, and off you go.

      He does have a few good points. Point 1 ("Linux isn't free") isn't one of them.

      Point 2 ("Kernel is better than Linux") is debatable - but should be easy to show in a shoot-out. Check memory management, forking processes, creating and destroying threads, file system performance, network performance, context switching performance - all running on identical machines (probably on several configurations), and each one as installed, and as tuned to do the best it can.

      Point 3 (better security) has meaningless stats. You'd need to compare similarly managed machines with similar tasks and network infrastructure, and the stat given (the ridiculously over-precise 65.64%) is meaningless without comparative number of systems.

      Point 4 has some validity - as a single company, they can probably put out a much more definitive roadmap. They can also just as easily change direction rendering the old roadmap meaningless.

      Point 5 (backwards compatibility) is also somewhat valid (I'm taking them on their word that they really do attempt and succeed at it) - but a Linux installation can be just as "backwards compatible" as you need, in several ways: kernel interfaces rarely change old behaviors, libraries can have multiple versions (and dependency tracking handles it), most things are in source and can be recompiled if needed. If you need to do regression testing on your applications every time the system changes, then don't change it very often. Just because you CAN update things on a daily basis doesn't mean you should. And "who is verifying ..."? Why, the distributors are!

      Point 6 (So You Don't Want To Be An OS Expert) is irrelevant - if you need to buy support, buy it - installing a standard commercial distribution requires the same level of expertise as installing an SCO system.

      Point 7 (Warranteed) is just FUD - if you need a warrantee, buy your distribution from someone who will give you one. Maybe you can then argue on price, but don't confuse the support you get on a free download with the support you get when you buy a distribution or a support contract. For example, how long a warrantee period do you get when you buy OpenServer 6 from SCO for $599 without any further support contracts?

      Point 8 (No Forks) just barely has a valid point: if you want or need a system that is certified to meet certain standards, then buy a distribution that does so. Linux-the-Kernel and Linux-the-tools and Linux-the-desktop aren't scattering all over the place - there are alternate choices for all sorts of things, and maybe even a few of those alternates are forks, but the system as a whole is pretty well "unified".

      Point 9 (reliability) has no evidence to support it - plenty of Linux installations are "locked in a closet and hide the key". It's true that a company's reliability is valued by customers, which is why Red Hat and others have an incentive to be reliable. No different from SCO.

      Point 10 (Customer Support) is once again pure FUD - I don't know what reputation various Linux support companies have compared to SCO, but there's no reason they wouldn't have support engineers who know how things work every bit as much as SCO engineers (unless SCO has K & R working for them now), and that's not even getting into the possibility of getting help without needing a support contract.

      Whew, this wasn't going to be a point-by-point critique, just a comment on the "Linux isn't free" thing.

    46. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by bo-eric · · Score: 1

      Yeah right.

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    47. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it worthy to buy a license? Ofcourse it is. The OS and supplied tools with whatever flavor of Linux you run warrant worthiness from the onset, but looking at the total package concept, this OS is being used in both provate and Corporate machines world-wide, I put one in the test lab to be used to write Tcl programs. Natively, Linux can do things that 3 grand and all of the hopes and dreams in the world couldn't get you on Windows or Unix. The point of weasel saying free isn't free is total crap. I have 7 Linux machines running at home and haven't paid a dime for any of them. Ubuntu even mailed me 10 free copies by snail mail when I asked for them, they footed shipping.

    48. Re:Stop the lies, Linux is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crashing once a week? Really!?! Not so with any of my Linux systems. I have Ubuntu, RedHat8, Fedora 4 (the beta), and I run Solaris 10 on an old 333 laptop, not one of them has ever crashed. The Fedora box was upgraded to the beta, not reinstalled. I haven't seen a degradation or a crash on any of them, in the meantime one of the two windows boxes I have, needed to be rebuilt twice due to hardware drivers not being "compatible". My wife uses the Ubuntu boxe semi-regularly without issue and I run two different game servers off of the RH/Fedora machines, as well as a Teamspeak server, which also serves DHCP, Authentication, file sharing, and network print services. and its not a serious machine (PIII 700, 512 RAM, ATI 7000, 40 GB HDD). It sounds like your install may be flawed (which happens to all OS's if not properly configured). Call your IT guy, if he can't fix it, get another IT guy.

  3. ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you point me to the free support?

    1. Re:ok then by bigwavejas · · Score: 1
      Sure, take your pick. http://www.linux.org/docs/usenetlinux.html

      Plenty of Linux experts ready to answer your questions, all you have to do is ask.

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    2. Re:ok then by bryerton · · Score: 2, Informative

      No problem, heck the support listed there is better than what I've gotten for a lot of products I've paid for.

    3. Re:ok then by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Oh, you want freedom *for free*? Bummer.

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  4. Lies, damn lies, and statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux"

    Okay, so Linux has 65% of the manual hacker attacks.

    I wager one American dollar that manual hacker attacks make up less than 1% of all hacker attacks.

    1. Re:Lies, damn lies, and statistics by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      I wager one American dollar that manual hacker attacks make up less than 1% of all hacker attacks.

      Nevertheless, perhaps some of the most dangerous ones since they generally are perpetrated by people with specific targets and specific knowledge...

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    2. Re:Lies, damn lies, and statistics by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This means only one thing: that hackers have to dedicate their time at manually hacking a linux server, while for a Windows machine a quick 5-minute script will do the entire job for them.

    3. Re:Lies, damn lies, and statistics by Temsi · · Score: 1

      Well, we all know that 83.72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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  5. Look at it this way ... by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    They want to decry the GPL and OSS in general as communist, bad for business and so on. Then they want to turn around and benefit from it.

    Are we surprised by this?

    1. Re:Look at it this way ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post amuses me, for it is none other than "El Cubano" that is decrying communism.

  6. Wow..this is the first in a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 consecutive Linux-related articles on the front page? This reminds me of what slashdot used to be, before it went political and angry, with plenty of anti-US, anti-corp, flamewars.

    Hopefully the editors will cut the political BS and start going back to its roots, this place has turned into a cesspool for too long.

  7. A typo in the first sentence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Three years ago, when I first joined The SCO Group, we focused the company on the area that was most profitable and provided the most benefit to customers, investors, resellers, developers and employees: LAWSUITS!"

    1. Re:A typo in the first sentence... by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Said as a joke, but one that speaks the truth. The primary target of most of the lawsuits has been people who have used SCO UNIX and decided to use some other operating system instead/as well.

      What Darl does not seem to understand is that people do not simply buy (exuse me, license) software, they buy the company as well.

      The behavior of SCO toward their own clients is not exactly one that encourages people to buy in. Irrespective of everything else, and positing that SCO had the best operating system in the world (stop laughing and just humor me for the sake of the argument)I wouldn't go near them with somebody else's ten foot pole.

      It isn't worth the aggrivation of vendor lock in by legal intimidation.

      KFG

    2. Re:A typo in the first sentence... by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      It isn't really worth the threat of legal action either. IIRC a few of SCO's existing (at the time) customers were sued by them.

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  8. It doesn't matter what McBride writes ! by bushboy · · Score: 0

    Nobody will take this loser seriously again for the rest of his life.

    Who really gives a shit ?
    Didn't even bother to read his open letter, because I think he's a total wanker.

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    1. Re:It doesn't matter what McBride writes ! by Doctor+Crumb · · Score: 1

      You didn't RTFA? I'm shocked!

  9. An Open Letter Back to Darl by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Darl:

    Too little, too late. Kiss our asses.

    ChipMonk

  10. Sadly he's more or less right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's roughly accurate, yet not Linux's fault though. Shitty administrators running even shittier PHP webapps are the leading cause of website defacements today, and the vast majority of these PHP apps are hosted on Linux servers.

    Of course, if SCO was the majority hosting solution for PHP webapps, these same shitty applications would be leading to similar numbers of exploited sites (especially since all it takes to find vulnerable sites is to look on google, if the admin isn't smart enough to use robots.txt, they're probably not smart enough to keep their webapps up to date either)

    1. Re:Sadly he's more or less right by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      It's not so sad.

      You've failed to list any OS specific hacking.

      When you invoke an insecure instance of the best http daemon in the world as ROOT then it really can't be considered an OS level vulnerability when that app/service is compromised.

      I can run an insecure installation of Apache on a Windows box as Administrator and get screwed all day long too.

      Now what will REALLY be fun is if some idiotic OS developer decides to put their rendition of httpd at the kernel level.

  11. An Open Response Back To Darl McBride by Work+Account · · Score: 0, Funny

    STFU already!

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  12. Odd turnabout by redelm · · Score: 1
    After basically ignoring the SCO UNIX market and worse -- attacking some of his best customers, Darl is doing a volte-face. The key question is: WHY?

    Is this a concession that attacking Linux (via IBM) has failed? Or a merely a feint? Is he trying to window-dress SCO for some other buyer? Time will tell

    1. Re:Odd turnabout by canfirman · · Score: 4, Informative
      After basically ignoring the SCO UNIX market and worse -- attacking some of his best customers, Darl is doing a volte-face. The key question is: WHY?

      My guess is that he's trying to remove focus away from his unsuccessful lawsuits and trying to re-promote the business, something he should have done while CEO of The SCO Group. Let's face it, SCO's financial situation is precarious at best, downright dangerous at worse. It looks like his "golden egg" of Linux lawsuits has turned up a rotten egg, so he's trying to change direction. I'm wondering if the shareholders and/or the board is putting pressure on him to promote the business instead of the lawsuits?

      Either that, or he needs more cash for his lawsuits.

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    2. Re:Odd turnabout by nickos · · Score: 1

      It's because he knows he'd better start making some real money real soon:

      If Novell gets the preliminary injunction it's asking for, SCO will no longer have any money. None. SCO would be out of business -- something IBM, Red Hat, AutoZone and DaimlerChrysler could never have made happen. (from Novell to SCO Group: Drop Dead)

    3. Re:Odd turnabout by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering if the shareholders and/or the board is putting pressure on him to promote the business instead of the lawsuits? Either that, or he needs more cash for his lawsuits.

      Yes.

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    4. Re:Odd turnabout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, Our Beloved Leader Darl is pumping up SCO's stock. That's all.

    5. Re:Odd turnabout by rhizome · · Score: 1

      After basically ignoring the SCO UNIX market and worse -- attacking some of his best customers, Darl is doing a volte-face. The key question is: WHY?

      I don't know if you were here last week, but Novell asked the court to freeze SCOs assets because SCO hasn't been paying Novell its share of UNIX licensing for the past few years. This is money that SCO has been using to fuel it's sue-happy strategy.

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    6. Re:Odd turnabout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After basically ignoring the SCO UNIX market and worse -- attacking some of his best customers, Darl is doing a volte-face. The key question is: WHY?

      Is this a concession that attacking Linux (via IBM) has failed? Or a merely a feint? Is he trying to window-dress SCO for some other buyer? Time will tell

      Ahh, Darl. Since SCO is nearly bankrupt, I was wondering what we were going to hear from Darl next. I mean, what do you say when your company is about to go out of business? Find something else to talk about, apparently.

      Darl McBride's PR campaign never ceases to amaze me. It's hard to imagine how one person can come up with so much BS.

    7. Re:Odd turnabout by zerofret · · Score: 1

      He may be trying to promote the business, but I think he's already burned that bridge. If I was getting ready to invest in some serious *nix based systems, why would I want to go to a vendor that is likely to be out of business in the near future? You can't get support from SCO once SCO is dead & buried.

      I think a smart CIO would prefer IBM, Red Hat or Novell's Linux offerings over SCO for no other reason than those corporate entities will still be around years down the road for upgrades and support.

  13. the 65 percent thing isnt true by CFerguson · · Score: 0

    its simply not true.

    1. Re:the 65 percent thing isnt true by richdun · · Score: 1

      It could be, just read closely: as a previous poster mentioned, it could be that 65% of MANUAL hacker attacks are on Linux-based systems - but manual attacks could only comprise a very small percentage of the total number of hacker attacks. Though quoting the figure to two decimal places does make it sound a bit more dubious - meaning he probably had access to (or pulled an MS and commissioned) the survey itself and isn't just quoting some other industry source.

    2. Re:the 65 percent thing isnt true by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      But they own the linux code, so clearly the faults in linux exist in their own OS.

    3. Re:the 65 percent thing isnt true by CFerguson · · Score: 0

      its pretty out of context then. I really think he's just a big weenie :-(. I guess I still dont understand what a manual attack is, but im thinking the recent ssh attacks where someone logs into the system and does malicious stuff themselves without the aide of programs. And if that's what he means it's generally caused by people being stupid (i.e. leaving a temp login in the system, bad permissions etc.)

  14. mi2g by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Informative

    His security stats come from MI2G. Google will tell you all you need to know about them.

    1. Re:mi2g by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 3, Informative

      more to the point that report was from October 2002

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  15. Groklaw Fisks McBride by cutecub · · Score: 4, Informative
  16. The horse died a couple months ago by bgfay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He says that when he came to the company they decided to focus on the area that was most profitable. He then goes on to say that this focus was not on litigation. It would seem that history will not bear him out on this.

    When it comes down to it, is it productive anymore to even worry about this guy? At one time, I think it was, but now, I'm not sure. If he's still a danger to the idea of OSS, then I'm all for taking him apart bit by bit until he cries. But if he's just a harmless troll now, I'm ready to move on.

    Has anyone started a betting pool for the final day of SCO's existence? It can't really be that far away, can it?

    Finally, one more serious question: He says that they are proud of and focused on their own for-sale version of UNIX. What advantages are there to going with a closed, expensive version of UNIX over either an open, expensive version of Linux or an open, free version of Linux? I really don't know and am very curious.

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    1. Re:The horse died a couple months ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What advantages are there to going with a closed, expensive version of UNIX over either an open, expensive version of Linux or an open, free version of Linux?

      I've sorta been wondering this too, although I can see organizations like my own going for the expensive Linux over the free ones simply for support. I mean, after reading the reviews of their own OpenServer, it seems like they're quite behind the times. I develop on Windows, I support Windows, and I love Linux (on the server). I don't really see a need for the commercial Unices for most applications (save for the big-ass stuff, which seems to be becoming less and less necessary every year).

    2. Re:The horse died a couple months ago by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe anyone ever really thought of Darl as anything but a harmless troll. Even in a worst case scenario regarding the IBM lawsuit, SCO would never have every Linux user paying them $699. It was just a stock scam all along.

    3. Re:The horse died a couple months ago by dbIII · · Score: 1
      He says that when he came to the company they decided to focus on the area that was most profitable.
      For SCO or for his brother's legal business? It's the same as taking the company car, driving it deliberately into a big blue wall, taking it to his brothers panel shop and handing the company the bill. IBM and linux was just the convenient wall, and the accident was calculated to get enough press to drive up the share price. Now that things are going sour it is probably time for the board to see if criminal charges can be applied before the entire company vanishes.
    4. Re:The horse died a couple months ago by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What advantages are there to going with a closed, expensive version of UNIX
      Solaris still rules on sparcs and legacy applications may only run on a paticular OS. Some fairly basic applications like a decent tcopy (dd needs to know the block size for tapes so is not always the answer) do not yet exist on linux, which is why I keep an old AIX box around.

      The only SCO box I used was a print server that was no longer required, so I don't know much about them.

  17. He's just started open season on SCO OpenServer by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many in the *hat communities will suddenly take an interest in finding holes in SCO operating systems.

    Saying out loud "ours is the most secure and linux is the least secure" is a guaranteed way to make people suddenly interested, after all.. everyone loves a challenge.

    1. Re:He's just started open season on SCO OpenServer by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
      It is a lot cheaper and easier to get ahold of a Linux system to analyze it's vulnerabilities than an SCO system. Or are you seriously suggesting all these hackers are going to put money in SCO's pocket by actually buying SCO operating systems in order to find holes in them?

      New business model: "Our operating system is the MOST SECURE EVER!!! Want to prove us wrong? Send $999 to the following address..."

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    2. Re:He's just started open season on SCO OpenServer by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that everyone who has malicious intents buys all their software..? :)

      A quick perusal on the donkey network quickly shows up SCO OpenServer Release 6.0.0.

    3. Re:He's just started open season on SCO OpenServer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***COUGH*** hackers don't use and can't obtain pirate software... ***COUGH***

      please...

  18. Stewardship Responsibility... by calebb · · Score: 4, Informative

    From Article
    However, as the stewards of the UNIX operating system, SCO is committed to providing technology leadership and delivering on the promise of UNIX-based solutions for many years to come.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Novell the stewards of UNIX?

    1. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by crimethinker · · Score: 1
      That really caught my eye, too. Aren't we into some Sarbanes-Oxley or Lanham Act problems here? I mean, based on my admittedly biased reading of the recent Novell reply, it appears that Darl "knew or should have known" (to use the lawyer-speak) that SCOX didn't and doesn't own UNIX, so technically, he's making "false public statements designed to mislead investors as to the true value of the stock" etc. etc.

      Of course, I'm sure the way he looks at it is that even though Novell refused to transfer the copyrights, the mysterious Amendment 2 made that unnecessary anyway. Funny how it showed up just in time to save SCOX's bacon. Still, the overwhelming weight of evidence appears to be on Novell's side, and I'm eagerly awaiting the day when Novell, IBM, RedHat, and AutoZone collectively turn SCOX into a grease spot. The only thing that would be more satisfying is if Keyser Soze entered the picture.

      A few things that bother me: 1. Novell didn't come out MUCH earlier to claim their 95% of royalties, 2. Darl et al probably will not see any jail time, and 3. who put SCOX up to this? And I mean proof of who's pulling the strings, not the "it just has to be MSFT" speculation, though I agree with that speculation.

      -paul

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    2. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Novell the stewards of UNIX?

      You are correct insomuch as Novell has publically stated they are.

      SCO, in their usual manner, denies that and the courts are involved.
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    3. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by wimp_org · · Score: 2, Informative

      Somebody on Groklaw stated it nicely.

      "Darl finally admits that SCO doesn't own UNIX!!!"

      However, as the stewards of the UNIX operating system, SCO is committed to providing technology leadership and delivering on the promise of UNIX-based solutions for many years to come.

      steward: (steward) n One who manages another's property, finances, or other affairs.


      Wimp_org
    4. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Darl is acting like like the Steward of Gondor - mad, resentful, and ultimately doomed.

    5. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by schon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A few things that bother me: 1. Novell didn't come out MUCH earlier to claim their 95% of royalties

      If you read Novell's filing, you will see that they have, in fact, been doing this for the past two years. As litigation and public aggrandizement weren't their goals, they've been doing it privately (ie., the way business professionals work.) It's only when they're sure that they have 100% legal proof that SCOX wouldn't hold up their end of the contract that they brought it to court.

      2. Darl et al probably will not see any jail time

      Don't count this out yet - it could still happen (wait for SCO to go bankrupt first.)

      3. who put SCOX up to this? And I mean proof of who's pulling the strings, not the "it just has to be MSFT" speculation, though I agree with that speculation.

      Without a whistleblower, anything right now will be speculation.

      For the record, I don't think anyone put them up to it - I think that MS (and possibly Sun) may have seized the opportunity to fund some anti-Linux FUD, but it started out as Darl's get-rich-quick scheme to get IBM to buy SCO. IBM called, and SCO was forced to launch the suits to maintain face.

    6. Re:Stewardship Responsibility... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Novell the stewards of UNIX?

      I dunno, but SCO is certainly the unwanted bar-steward of the Unix family.

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  19. Out of the mouths of Darls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true

    That ain't the body part he talks with...

    1. Re:Out of the mouths of Darls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true

      And we would assume this --- why???

  20. Not so hard to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported."

    That is believable, although Darl is using it out of context. It really doesnt say anything about the security of the OS. Most these break ins are by skilled hackers doing defacements through apache flaws, ftp password brute forcing, or bad security practices by the server admins. And since Linux has a large chunk of the server market, 65% is not so hard a percentage to grasp.

  21. Duuuh by robpoe · · Score: 1

    Of course Linux has a higher instance of breach. There's only like 15 Unix customers any more...

    Seriously, you keep your linux system patched and you probably won't get hacked.

    That being said, the two hacks I've seen on my boxen - one was from a vulnerable version of Ikonboard - and the IRCBot was running with "NOBODY" permissions... The other one someone found a way to drop a fake paypal site on (a different) box and I have the box sitting on by tech bench to figure out how they got in. Though, I'm guessing through a vulnerable version of the FTP daemon.

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    1. Re:Duuuh by negative3 · · Score: 1
      I read a security thing the other day that said spies in the government contractor arena are most likely to be white, heterosexual males (yes, they actually did have stats on the hetero/homo thing), and I just had to think, "which demographic would the majority of engineers in defense related industries fall into?" I would assume that it is a field primarily dominated by straight white guys.

      The letter also mentioned manual hacks. Aren't a lot of Windows hacks/trojans/whatever completely automated scripts that can exploit the same vulnerabilities in the same way every time? I will admit (to my everlasting shame) that I don't know much about Linux but I'd assume that for most knowledgeable peoples' setups are unique, updated, and hard to simply send bots & such out to hack into.

      Also, wouldn't Linux people be more likely to report their hacks to get information from the community on how to fix it or to warn the community that a fix is in order? I thought that was a benefit of the whole model....

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  22. MY open Letter to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the late 1970's Microsoft licensed UNIX source code from AT&T which at the time was not licensing the name UNIX. Therefore Microsoft created the name Xenix. Microsoft did not sell Xenix to end-users but instead licensed the software to software OEMs such as Intel, Tandy, Altos and SCO who then provided a finished version of their own Xenix to the end-users or other customers. SCO introduced its first version of Xenix named SCO Xenix System V for the Intel 8086 and 8088 in 1983. Today SCO Xenix is one of the more commonly used and found versions of Xenix.

    Linux was based on Minix. A UnixLite OS designed to run on PCs. However, it was really only a teaching tool. Andrew Tanenbaum repeatedly refused to add the new (legitimate) features the users and even developers asked for. Linus Torvalds set out simply to add functionality to his own version of Minix (the copyright allows use to do so for your own personal use, but you cannot sell or distibute it).

    Over time, in adding functionality to Minix, Linus Torvalds found that he had created an entirely new kernel. I was very similar to Minix but used none of the Minix source code. Torvalds had originally called it freax, for "`free' + `freak' + the obligatory `-x'. The operator of the FTP server where Linus' new kernel made its debut didn't like the name and simply called it Linux (Linus + Unix). People seemed to like the name so it stuck.

    1. Re:MY open Letter to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Linux was based on Minix [...] Linus Torvalds set out simply to add functionality to his own version of Minix"

      Bullshit. Linus Torvalds didn't take a single line from Minix. Even more, Minix where for 286 while Linux was 386 from the very beginning.

    2. Re:MY open Letter to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, please, PLEASE go and learn some history! Linus torvalds started using minix because it was a free OS (albiet teaching OS) for the PC architecture. He then started creating his own hobbiest OS (which he nicknamed "Freax" but changed as the owner of the FTP account had already made him a directory called "Linux" and wouldn't change it, not because everyone though "Linux sounded better. Oh and it was "Free" + "Unix" = "Freax").

      Linux is not based on minix. Minix uses a micro kernel while Linux is a monolithic kernel. Using minix as a base and turning it into a monolithic kernel would be a major pain in the ass and was never done. Linus Torvalds may well have tried to write some more funtionality into minix but it was never the bases of the Linux kernel.

    3. Re:MY open Letter to SCO by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Also, Linux originally started out as a terminal emulator which Linus wrote, in part to learn how interrupts worked in the '386. It grew from there. Minix was just the development environment that Linus used to write, compile, configure and write to floppy disk for booting. He also used the minix file system format originally (which is still available, last I looked).

  23. What? by Rahga · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Darl... I'm still busy reading the arguments your lawyers submitted to the IBM case. I'll get to it later.

  24. Ho Hum by pbailey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm just waiting for the day when we no longer have to hear stories about this guy and his company. Time to move on and look for another venture Darl.

  25. Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics by plehmuffin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    involves comparing SCO Unix to Linux ... the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported

    Of course there are more attacks against linux than against SCO Unix. I'd imagine there are somewhere around, 300 to 400 trillion more instances of linux running than instances of SCO Unix. So it's not strange that there are more attacks against them. This is just an instance of failing to take into account the base rate.

    Of course, I'm having some fun with numbers myself here, so don't take my word for it.

    1. Re:Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics by capicu · · Score: 0

      Of course there are more attacks against linux than against SCO Unix. I'd imagine there are somewhere around, 300 to 400 trillion more instances of linux running than instances of SCO Unix. So it's not strange that there are more attacks against them
      I refer you to 50,000,000,000 comments about how install base is not the factor, security is. We laugh in the face of microsoft for using this argument. Consequentially, we don't get to use it.
      Doesn't matter though. Look where he gets his stats from

    2. Re:Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics by 51mon · · Score: 1

      "We laugh in the face of microsoft for using this argument"

      I don't, statistics aren't that difficult to grasp.

      We laugh at Microsoft for using this as an excuse to cover extremely poor design decisions, stupid choice of defaults, and desparately badly thought out remedies.

      But wait Vista will have security built into it from the base or something, presumably implying that all those previous Microsoft OSes didn't. Which is terribly unfair on the NT team, who built it in, and had it engineered out on the grounds of backward compatibility.

  26. For Crying out loud... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

    Serious case of little dog syndrome...
    Just bouncing around you ankles yapping all the time, just waiting to get kicked.

    Doesn't he get the point that (just about) nobody listens to him anymore?

    Just GO AWAY!!!

  27. Darl = Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride is ultimately just like Steve Jobs: the pretender to the throne. Linus is the king of *nix and the one who can lead us against the evil huns in Redmond.

    Believing anything else is dangerous.

    1. Re:Darl = Steve by richdun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may have a fundamental point there, but Darl lacks two very important things that Steve has - a very large marketing budget, and a pop icon which is pushing the otherwise measly profits from digital music sales into a huge media coup. And both of these make me at least respect Steve more - it's one thing to talk in PR-speak and such all the time, but when you have product, legions of fans, and billions in sales to back it up, at least you're getting somewhere. Ask the man on the street about an iPod, and he'll know exactly what you are talkin about. Ask the man on the street about UNIX (or even Linux *ducks*), and chances are he'll stare at you blankly.

  28. Arguments that can't be won by PhatboySlim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Religion Politics Operating Systems

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    1. Re:Arguments that can't be won by dodobh · · Score: 1

      vi!

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  29. Just another distraction... by supermojoman · · Score: 1

    I'd comment on what he says, but it's just A) too funny and B) just meant to distract from the fact that they face a real risk of going bankrupt due to their law suit with Novell. I'll just say that everything he says is completely unsupported by any sort of empirical evidence, right down to the comment about "free" being the most searched for term on the Internet.

  30. Get the Facts Replay? by BrianHursey · · Score: 1

    These stats look like they are riped right out of Microsoft get the facts campaign. Completely tailored to make it look like Linux is not free.

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  31. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fourth stright linux article. whats's next..

  32. hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me: "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't worry, I can go on IRC and ask someone to help me."

    Boss, #linuxhelp: "LOL Noob!"

    PS: It really sucks that slashdot's comment posting delay effecively prevents ACs from having conversations. Free speech is alive and well, I guess.

    1. Re:hehehe by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't worry, I can go on IRC and ask someone to help me."

      Terribly different from "Well, boss we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't worry, I can go to Red Hat's support and ask someone to help me."

      Specially when going to Red Hat's support is GUARANTEED you will be talking with a first tier support drone, at least on the begining while chances are, if you know your work, that you can talk to the problematic program's AUTHOR, LIVE, on the proper IRC channel.

      That PHBs don't like "free support" doesn't make it less valuable regarding its technical foundations.

    2. Re:hehehe by Aeiri · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't worry, I can go on IRC and ask someone to help me."

      Actually I think it goes something like this:

      "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't worry, I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."

    3. Re:hehehe by scotch · · Score: 1
      PS: It really sucks that slashdot's comment posting delay effecively prevents ACs from having conversations. Free speech is alive and well, I guess.

      You know what really effectively prevents ACs from having conversations? The fact that they are ACs. You can't know who you're talking to. You have no reaonable expectation that the particular coward you reply to will see your response. Any other coward can interject his or her cowardly remarks at any time; there's no way for anyone to tell the difference. Face it, by not logging in, you're telling the world that your comments are a drive-by remark and that you don't want anything more. Why bitch about your willful handicapping of your own conversation?

      PS: what does free speech have to do with it?

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    4. Re:hehehe by BadElf · · Score: 1

      actually, i think it goes:

      "hey boss, we had a problem with linux at our datacenter. but don't worry... the sysadmins at geico uploaded a fix (as did the folks at google and some other companies i can't be bothered to look up to see if they're running linux)"

      "to make a long story short, we're still saving money by running linux -- and we're patched now, while our competitors are waiting for microsoft to acknowledge there's even a problem."

    5. Re:hehehe by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's funny. I just saved a ton of money on my motorcycle insurance by switching away from Geico.

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    6. Re:hehehe by Wdomburg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about:

          Me: "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't
          worry, I already found the answer on one of the newsgroups."

      or

          Me: "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't
          worry, I dug into the source code and found the issue."

      or

          Me: "Well, boss, we're having problems with Linux at our datacenter, but don't
          worry, I messaged one of the original developers on IRC and worked out what the
          problem was."

      Not every shop has the in-house expertise to deal without support, but there are plenty of us out here that do it. Frankly, most vendor support is shit anyways. We have support contracts for some of the software we run, and I usually don't bother; it's quicker to figure it out myself.

    7. Re:hehehe by dacarr · · Score: 1

      More like "Well, boss, the frobnitz module broke, but let me check with the developers of that module, they should have an answer."

      --
      This sig no verb.
    8. Re:hehehe by Kremit · · Score: 1

      Off topic, but I as well will never buy car insurance from Geico. When trying to renew insurance over the phone, I made the mistake of mentioning that there were other people in the household that could legally drive (surprise surprise). She said I was then "required" to have them covered on my insurance plan. Now, until someone can point me to the relevent Ohio Revised Code or US federal law section that states this, Geico can kiss my ass.

    9. Re:hehehe by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      (In theory ontopic, with regard to the post I'm replying to - but clearly not in regard to the article itself.)

      My understanding of auto insurance in most of the US is that you don't insure drivers at all. You insure cars. So, they weren't asking to cover the rest of your household (they were already covered if they drove a car, as would be a complete stranger if they had your permission to drive your car).

      Rather, they were using the other members of your home to judge the risk of your car being involved in a loss. For example, if you happen to live with a car thief your car is at a higher risk of being in a crash whether you intend for him to drive your car or not. It is legal for insurance companies to profile in this manner.

      If you have a house with 3 drivers and one car, the insurance company is going to assume that they will drive the car. On the other hand, if you live alone but you let your 10 neighbors borrow your car 10 times a day the insurance company won't figure it out. And it is perfectly legal.

      Of course, Ohio may vary, but this is fairly standard from my understanding. In general you insure cars, not people.

    10. Re:hehehe by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Think about it for a second. If you have a bunch of tickets, your insurance is much higher. IF you have a teen child who drives, its much higher.

      Plus, you often will be using your insurance if you rent a car, etc.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    11. Re:hehehe by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Again, you insure the car, not the person. Your car's insurance goes up if there is a teenager in the house, and if there is a driver with tickets in the house.

      Many insurance policies do offer coverage for rental cars, which of course is an exception to this principle. This is by no means automatic - if your policy doesn't explicitly cover rental cars, then you are NOT covered. Again, your car is insured, not you. Likewise, if you're driving a friend's car, most likely your insurance won't cover you.

    12. Re:hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen...

  33. Current rankings from -- ZoneH by KingBahamut · · Score: 3, Informative


    99 single IP
    910 mass defacements
    Linux (56.6%)
    Win 2003 (28.9%)
    Win 2000 (8.7%)
    Win NT9x (2.9%)
    FreeBSD (1.7%)
    NetBSD (0.7%)
    SolarisSunOS (0.1%)
    Win XP (0.1%)

    --
    "God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. "
    1. Re:Current rankings from -- ZoneH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look at the other thread abotu MS and Linux.

      The AC told you who he was.

      Bill.

    2. Re:Current rankings from -- ZoneH by digidave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      99.99% of web site defacements have nothing to do with the OS. It's the web app that is compromised by a SQL injection attack or password workaround.

      One of the problems is that there are a ton of badly written PHP apps that get installed on Linux mass hosting servers so some script kiddie just googles a string to find the vulnerable sites and uses their script to deface them.

      --
      The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
  34. This letter is a mistake. by krell · · Score: 1

    Looking at it, it would appear that McBride could make the claim that the letter itself contains purloined UNIX source code (as does "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger... now you know why he was a recluse!). You're delivering the weapon of your own destruction into his hands, man.

    --
    Where were you when the voynix came?
  35. I can understand that percentage. by JReam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thank the F/OSS community's policy of full disclosure of vulnerabilities so they can be fixed sooner/faster. This is as opposed to other OS manufacturers' policy of concealment and FUD so said vulnerabilities and breaches DON'T get reported and a "patch" is released in their own sweet time.

  36. About the letter by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    1/ I didn't read the letter. It is too much time ago that Darl McBride can write something of my interest. You can't be a bitch for a couple of years and then wanting your reputation being that of a virgin.

    2/ As it already has been stated, probably "manual" cracking migth be well under 1% of all cracking attempts (bots, script kiddies, worms, viruses), so *all* unix-like (both Unix (TM), Linux, *BSD, etc.) are probably statistically neglectable when talking about cracking as a general matter. That means not only that McBride's talking is uninteresting because it comes from McBride, but that forgetting about who comes it from, he is talking about something as interesting as say, Sahara's UV lamps market.

    3/ Even if we forget this comes from an uninteresting guy, talking about a non-issue, what he says is "Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported". Since Linux is well above 65.64% of all open-to-the-internet unix-like systems, what McBride is really telling is chances for a Linux system to be cracked are LESS than that of the other unix-like systems.

    I told it from the very beginning: McBride is long ago out of interest. Letters like this are of course not going to make him any better.

  37. 0wn3d by ElNonoMasa · · Score: 1

    But since SCO owns the UNIX operating system

    Sorry to rain on your parade Darl, but that is yet to be decided.

    Can you say: Living in denial

    1. Re:0wn3d by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      Last I saw, the Open Group owns both the TradeMark and the POSIX API. According to the judge in SCO v. Novell, the copyrights were never transferred from Novel/USL to old SCO.

      And now they wanna cry about the fact that they screwed themselves?

      --
      C|N>K
  38. Hog Wash. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nobody will take this loser seriously again for the rest of his life.

    Nonsense. There are still huge tracts of undeveloped land in the Southeastern states beckoning for retirement developments. Such enterprises will need good multi-level marketing advice.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  39. Manual hacker attacks? by dlefavor · · Score: 4, Funny
    What the hell is a "manual" attack, one carried out with bare hands?

    Or does he mean manual as in "the manual". I'd say my Assembler Language manuals have suffered from more attacks than average. They've all been manual, too, now that I think about it.

    I guess they'd be manual manual attacks.

    I've rarely been more tempted to just respond with "whatever".

  40. Add a corollary... by ZoneGray · · Score: 1

    There should be an addition to that rule about when somebody mentions Hitler on the Internet, the argument is over.

    My corollary would stipulate that if somebody writes an "Open Letter," it constitutes proof that nobody wants to listen to them.

  41. What percent of manual hackers are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What percent of manualy hacked servers are hacked by an internal employee or a disgruntled employee that has explicit knowledge, of a corperations server set ups.

    My guess is that the percentage is slightly under 40% of the percentage of manualy hacked servers.

    Does any one know this stat ?

  42. Evidence? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

    Not that Darl's is any good, but statements like that don't help the situation.

  43. Quotes by 3770 · · Score: 1
    Darl says:

    Of course you, the reader, probably think this byline is biased. Of course it is. But what are the press saying about OpenServer 6? Here is a quick sampling of recent sound bites

    The quotes that he presents aren't attributed to any sources though. So my question is, how many of those quotes are from their own internal news letter? Or (more seriously) some organization that already has a vested interest in SCO?
    --
    The Internet is full. Go Away!!!
    1. Re:Quotes by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Groklaw is fisking his quotes even as we speak. Head over there to find them in their proper context. (It's kinda like what The Blurb Racket does for movie poster quotes...)

  44. who cares by suezz · · Score: 1

    does anybody really care what this guy says anymore.

    like I am going to buy openserver and rip out my linux installations. riiiight.

    why does he need an open letter anyway - doesn't anybody want to listen to him or does his stock need some boosting.

  45. McBride Needs a Stats Class by Hideyoshi · · Score: 1

    So, 65.64%, is it, not 65.63% or 65.65%? Someone ought to tell Darl McBride that such spurious accuracy is a dead giveaway that he's pulling that number out of his *ss.

  46. what's sco running again? by zr-rifle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like *he's* the customer he's trying to convince.

    --
    Hack your mind out of its sandbox.
    1. Re:what's sco running again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is got to be the funniest site report I've ever seen. "Unknown" os can only run apache for one day before being replaced by a more robust os.

  47. Surreal excerpt by tgeller · · Score: 1

    Darl "Master of Linear Thought" McBride sez:

    8. SCO is Unifying its Code Base - Yogi Berra once said, "If you come to a fork in the road, take it." Forking is exactly what is happening to Linux.
    Whoa, dude... heavy. *puff puff... give*

    --
    Tom Geller
    1. Re:Surreal excerpt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its *puff* *puff*.. passss.. no ones giving anyone a doobie to themselves unnecessarily. Now.. what exactly was I supposed to be doing.

      Good day sir.

  48. But father, I don't like her... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's
    beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land!

  49. An open letter from Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ( | )

    OK, so it's not a letter, it's ASCII art. You get the point.

  50. Soon... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Novell the stewards of UNIX?

    If they are not now, they sure will be after Novell forces the SCO/Microsoft UNIX license fee issue. SCO still owes Novell on that, and does not have enough cash or assets to pony up Novell's 95% cut.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  51. Text of Darl's comments by skink1100 · · Score: 1

    In case the link gets slashdotted...

    Darl: The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves! Wheeere isssit? Wheeere isssit? They stole it from us. My preciousssss. Curse them! We hates them. It's ours, it is, and we wants it!

  52. Editors by ndansmith · · Score: 1
    Slashdot is supposed to be News for Nerd; I wonder how the editors interpret "News." Are they trying to emulate any fair journalistic practices? If so, why do they post articles with such slanted summaries?

    For example:
    Assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true.

    I think that we could stand to live without the biased remarks in the article summaries. Let the article postings be for facts and the comments be for interpretation.

  53. "SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by Ken+Hall · · Score: 5, Informative

    I used to be an SCO reseller. I qualified by answering a 50 question multiple choice test on their web site.

    Does anyone know if they ever changed the Open Server kernel so you don't have to recompile to change the domain name? Or add a disk drive? Or a tape drive?

    How about RAID support? Is that still an "extra cost" item?

    I once built a linux based dial-up router that connected to an OpenServer box on the other end. I tested it using Linux on both ends, but it didn't work connecting to OpenServer. The serial port handler was just too frellin' slow, running on a box that was twice as fast as the router.

    I always give a snort when I read the PR about how much better SCO UNIX is. None of my customers run it anymore. It's just too much trouble, even compared to Windows.

    1. Re:"SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by archen · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if they ever changed the Open Server kernel so you don't have to recompile to change the domain name? Or add a disk drive? Or a tape drive?

      Heh, I was sort of an administrator for a SCO box for about 2 months before it got switched with Linux (around 2001). I keep thinking back with thoughts like "did I really have to recompile the kernel do that? No.. I must be making stuff up in my head". Nice to read your post and know I'm not senile (yet).

      Now if I could get rid of that crappy SCO terminal emulator and stop it from blasting port 177 on the broadcast address I'd be happy *sigh*.... hah, and I bet people think SCO only makes crappy Unix software. No, their Windows software is really bad too.

    2. Re:"SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Informative

      I always give a snort when I read the PR about how much better SCO UNIX is. None of my customers run it anymore. It's just too much trouble, even compared to Windows.

      Thats funny, almost as funny as this piece from Darl's letter:

      But since SCO owns the UNIX operating system and it made up 95 percent of our company's revenue, and we were getting strong demand from customers for a next generation version of UNIX, that's where we concentrated our efforts.

      I didn't really know SCO had any customers. I've heard that some people are simply stuck with SCO for now because they made some decision to go with it at some time, and its difficult to migrate off of the platform right now, but real customers? Who in their right mind would use SCO?

      Even funnier is:

      In June, we released SCO OpenServer 6, which was a multi-year, multi-million dollar development effort that resulted in a product that goes beyond simply leveling the playing field with Linux.

      So, they are just now beyond a level playing field with a clearly inferior product. OK.

      He continues with an ordered list (Every one mentions Linux, so Linux must be a threat here somewhere):

      1) SCO is cheaper than Linux. I've paid for Linux support from RedHat. I will no longer do this. Its a waste of money. When I was trying to figure out why their "enterprise" OS could not handle a block device over 1TB, and there was no solution, I figured out that paying for support was worthless. I've never needed support for linux over the past 10 years, I don't see where I would need it in the future. Linux works, and works well for servers on a slew of platforms. SCO and many other OSes simply don't work on many, if any platforms besides the x86 platform.

      2) SCO has a superior kernel. Maybe. Aside from silly issues like hardcoded numbers for things like the number of open files by a process and the block device limit I've hit, I've never had a problem with a Linux kernel ever. Its as good as it needs to be. When I ran out of file descripters, I used a beta kernel until 2.2 was released with the fix in it (2.1.125 I believe. There was one stable kernel around that point of the 2.1 series. It worked well in production. The block device thing was fixed by other distro's, including RH9 at the time, but not RedHat's "enterprise" release.

      3) OpenServer has better security. Maybe, maybe not. I've had no issues with Linux security over the years, but SCO could be more secure. If security is such a big issue for you, you probably will not run Linux or SCO.

      4) SCO has a customer driven roadmap. Again, what customers? Linux is made by its customers.

      5) SCO is more backwards compatible. I thought Microsoft had that job (Can't you still run DOS applications?) No real comment. I've never had issues, but then again if it ain't broke... don't "upgrade" and break it...

      6) Its hard to sum this up, but it sounds like there is less administration on a SCO box than a Linux box. Its possible. I get pissed off at dependancy hell, but I think administrating a slew of Linux boxes is not that tough. From what I've learned today, maybe this has changed, but SCO used to require a recompile of the kernel to change its hostname. Provided this was recently fixed, it doesn't sound like SCO has come from a plug-n-play mentality.

      7) SCO has a warrantee, Linux does not. OK. Score one for SCO _today_. Once SCO is out of business, I guess you can frame your warrantee, and stare at it when not trying to find people to port your apps to something else (probably Linux).

      8) SCO won't fork and they have a unified code that is really UNIX.

      OK. If that is a real benefit, then good for SCO. Other computer companies can change architectures, and stay in business. They can break stuff with the gentle application of a service pack and stay in business. This could be a niche market for somebody.

      9) SCO is _the_ known reliable UNIX. Solaris is reliable. Linux is reliabl

    3. Re:"SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Again, I doubt the unemployed SCO support team will do much volunteer work when SCO goes away.

      I doubt the Linux community will do much work in this situation either. They will be busy posting their "ROTFL" and "We told you so" messages to blogs, forums, newsgroups and mailinglists all over the world. For at least 48 hours or so..

    4. Re:"SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by argent · · Score: 2, Informative

      5) SCO is more backwards compatible.

      "SCO puts the backwards into backwards compatible."

      This used to be a real advantage... we used to run Xenix-286 software from 1984 on SCO Unixware, and if you had a real need to run some program from the '80s it was the bomb. But this isn't something that's going to get you a lot of new customers... it's something that locks your existing customers in to you.

      But they've dropped x286emul, so that's really not a good point for him to be bringing up any more. I'm still smarting over that.

      8) SCO won't fork and they have a unified code that is really UNIX.

      Unified?

      Last time I looked at SCO, around 2000 or 2001, administering it still involved half a dozen different legacy user interfaces, a mix of command line, curses, and Motif/CDE tools. And the software behind them was equally fragmented. Old SCO did a lot of good stuff but that backwards compatibility made it very hard for them to really create an integrated system. It doesn't have the "lego with bits missing" feel of Linux, it's more a "held together by paint" feel, kind of like Windows...

    5. Re:"SCO Has a Superior Kernel" by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure they've swapped in the UnixWare kernel, and ported over the useful OpenSewer bits.

      UnixWare at least didn't require you to relink (not recompile) the kernel and reboot to change IP address.

      I use OpenServer 5.0.5 at work. TCP/IP is an optional extra - it ships on the CDs, but you don't have to install it, and it's not available in the basic version of the OS.

      What valid points McBride has give points straight to Sun, something I find immensely amusing.

  54. Who owns it? by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

    "But since SCO owns the UNIX operating system..."

    The court case is still being resolved. It will likely drag on for at least another 2 years. At which time, the ownership of Unix will be decided. I personally think Novell still owns it.

    Can't there be some kind of injunction against SCO for making these premature claims?

    As an aside, I recently purchased a System Administation book about Unix and in the forward, the author was claiming that SCO owned Unix. I returned the book that very day and picked up the Linux variant of said book.

    -Flynn

    1. Re:Who owns it? by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Can't there be some kind of injunction against SCO for making these premature claims?"

      He's making public statements that consistently assert the position of the company in a pending court case, so until it is decided otherwise, there is no actionable damage caused by these statements, and no basis for any party to seek relief for any damage.

      What kind of damages would you claim as consideration for the injuctive relief? "Everybody knows he's lying" won't do it.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  55. That's why I stopped cracking back in HS. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    And in all honesty, in high school, at least it was a challenge. Most places used novell or somesuch unix based OS. Nowadays all you'd have to do is crank a vbscript or spend a few days writing a decent worm.

    If I were to crack again, I'd have to do it to a precise target. Widespread destruction is both stupid, pointless, expensive, and nobody notices that it only ever affects shoddy OS's. Microsoft being the prime suspect, target and liability to any network their crap is installed on.

    -

    Micr$hit has only one advantage. Easy to install software for idiots (double click, no security checks whatsoever, and the ones in place are easilly ignored by illegitimate software/viruses/trojans/rootkit installers).

    Compatibility isn't as much of an issue lately, since my linux installers actually do a BETTER hardware detection than WinXP SP2 did. Granted I like recompiling my kernel for kicks, but an autodetect initrd kernel still runs admirably. I prefer most of my drivers built into it, but modules are fine, and with a transparent interface for lsmod, insmod and modprobe one could argue that it could all look very plug and playable).

    --
    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
  56. Boom schika wau wau by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    On the icon bar on the main page, you can see Tux strip. I don't need that kind of imagery, thanks anyway, Taco.

    --
    Mod down people who tell people how to mod in their sigs
  57. Quotes and Soundbytes by Bandman · · Score: 1

    Backward compatibility is almost non-existent for Linux customers.

    I love this guy! he's great!

    And his soundbytes at the end:
                              "OpenServer 6's features form a very powerful server."

                              "The price, for what you get, offers a significant return on
                              investment that cannot be overlooked."

                              "This makes a powerful and reliable server combination that
                              should meet the needs of most organizations."

    Classic! If only I could see who made those statements! I'd love to shake their hands!

    Seriously, funny stuff.

    1. Re:Quotes and Soundbytes by Bandman · · Score: 1
  58. An open letter by inode_buddha · · Score: 3, Funny

    An open letter deserves an open response. So I unzipped.

    --
    C|N>K
  59. What Darl knows by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Darl knows lawsuits,
    but does Darl know Unix?

    I think not.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  60. It gets better by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Comparing shear numbers is not accurate. It needs to be percentage based. Even with that, I agree that most likely more linux will be cracked due to amateur playing while somebody who is running SCO at home is a professional who is probably providing support services on the side.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:It gets better by SeventyBang · · Score: 1



      It will always get better.

      I have a feeling Darl will be as prolific AD (after death) as L. Ron Hubbard has been. I think he (the latter) has written|published more since he died than when he was alive.

      I fully expect Darl to publish missives from the grave about Unix & Linux for a long, long time.

      (for all we know, he's writing this stuff from a casket)


    2. Re:It gets better by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      The real kicker is that Darl's SCO isn't the real SCO, they only bought the name a few years ago.

      --
      How ya like dat?
  61. SCO "leads" the way by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

    In June, we released SCO OpenServer 6, which was a multi-year, multi-million dollar development effort that resulted in a product that goes beyond simply leveling the playing field with Linux. Based on the feedback from our strategic partners, customers, resellers, engineers, and many others, I believe SCO OpenServer 6 outshines Linux on a number of fronts:

    Sorry, Darl. Things like large file support, additional processor support, and many other "advances" in OpenSewer 6 are things that Linux has had for a while now.

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/
  62. "as i suppose you know" by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    'free' as in freedom, not beer.

    his argument is a strawman.

    sum.zero

  63. A grave misconception for dear Darl by Iriel · · Score: 1

    "Of course we are innovating and we absolutely want to defeat Linux, just as we want to defeat any other competitor. We work and live in a competitive environment, as do most companies. The competitive battle between Pepsi and Coke is legendary, as is the battle between GM and Ford, Boeing and Airbus, and the Red Sox and Yankees."

    Notice the word 'defeat'. Any business wants to better their competitor, but defeat is a word, that I feel is better left on the battlefield.

    Take all of his above rivalries, and think about where one would be without the other. I understand how nasty the corporate world can be, but competition is different the acrimonious, legal equivalent of corporate bloodshed.

    --
    Perfecting Discordia
    www.stevenvansickle.com
  64. ummm by MikeB90 · · Score: 1

    for his comments to be relevant (as with MS-linux comparisons BTW), you have to normalize to install base and time. Absolute #s have very little meaning Eg, if I have one hacked system that year and only 1000 installed systems. That's 1 hack per 1000 systems per year. (1/1000 *1000] If I have 1 million systems, and have 10 hacked systems, that's 10/1000000 *1000, that's .01 hacks per 1000 systems per year

  65. News? by Profcrab · · Score: 1

    After all the rediculous FUD that has been spewed out by this company, does anyone in the software development or corporate world take any spoken or writen word from this company seriously? I have to believe that Darl is now just talking to himself. Unix is going to sink slowly into the west. Maybe it didn't have to, but the company that currently distributes so horribly mismanaged the PR and marketing of its product by making themselves the most hated name in the communty that I don't see an ice cube's chance in hell of Unix surviving unless its distribution rights are bought by another company that puts more money and effort into its developement and less into its legal fund.

  66. MANUAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh - i'd like to see someone WANT to manually break into a windows workstation .. haha - FOR WHAT?!

  67. Give it up Darl. You're irrelevant and embarassing by crovira · · Score: 1

    Now I know that you'll be sitting in a poorly lit office with your technical staff, of one, at an old WWII vintage desk and bemoaning your fate, ending up in a strip mall without even a MacDonald's.

    You won't be the first OS maker, (Remember Keronics? How about Data General?) to do so and you won't be the last either.

    Hurry up and get to your fate.

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  68. Why does Darl remind me of ex-Iraq Info. Officer? by oringo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I only read the beginning part of his open letter and couldn't continue because it was so full of unsupported claims. It kind of reminds me of the beloved Iraq Information Officer Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, who in the last days of Sadam's regime said things like:

    "They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion."

    "They are achieving nothing; they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing."

    "We are determined to defeat them and destroy them on the walls of our capital, as we are determined to destroy their miserable armies in every Muslim spot."

    This makes me wonder, is Darl playing the same role of the beloved Iraq Information Officer, announcing the death of SCO in a humorous way?

  69. I have two words for Mr. McBride by bluelarva · · Score: 1

    Drop Dead

  70. SANS is wrong? by shareme · · Score: 1

    Funny SANS said windows was most vunerable than SCO UNix..

    --
    Fred Grott(aka shareme) http://mobilebytes.wordpress.com
  71. make up your mind darl by rygorr · · Score: 1

    I love how he explains how SCO is using technology that is the "result of more than 25 years of high-end development" . We tested and much better than the young 'racer' little brother that is linux.

    Isn't this entire lawsuit based on his initial claim that linux is using said unix technology.

    So either linux technology is just as old and well tested as sco unix (if not more so at this point) or his initial claim is nullified.

  72. linux vs unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the question shouldn't be who had more successful hacker penetrations, it should be WHY? In Linux cases it is usually due to poor implementation and setup, in other OS's it is due to poor coding and security architecture. But if you want to find out which is better, do a poll of IT security admins and ask them which would they pick on a strictly technical view, no costs considerations, nothing else, if the only thing you had to use to pick an OS was its security, which OS would you choose. As to Daryl McBride, the only people who listen to him are the media shills, who use his grandstanding and desperation to sell newspapers because of his ridiculous statements and claims. Does anyone remember Laura Didio, or Maureen O'Gara? And where are they now? They followed the Pied Piper and he led them in career oblivion.

  73. lets see by hurfy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    web site defacement, active entry = manual hacker attack

    viruses,scripts,malware,browser exploits,etc != manual hacker attack

    i imagine linux has the most sites hosted?
    Linux sites probably have less security minded ppl than someone that paid big $$ for thier system.

    Could be true, not that it means anything. They probably hacked some poor linux server with 100 sites that nobody has been to. That could generate said statistic since i hear so little about 'manual hacker attack' lately, hehe.
    Those without security know-how are a greater security risk, duh.

  74. Negris is the hand in Darl's glove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Note the other story in the related stories box. Tim Negris is the new SVP of Marketing for SCO. In that story, "Over the past 10 years, Negris has grown, managed, and reorganized a variety of business units and companies as president and CEO." Clearly Darl has been reduced to a puppet. I wouldn't be surprised it Darl is ousted soon. The SCO board is probably trying to work out a way to remove him without him suing them as he has done with past employers.

  75. Hmm.. yeah, he's probably right. Partially. by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    "manual hacker attacks". Those are usually mounted against more interesting targets than just some random kiddyDSL. Try to guess dominating OS used on high profile targets.

    As for the rest - fuck it. Pure bullshit. And a bit more of shit, than bull. (Especially I like the part about SCO kernel and support teams)

  76. Manual hacker attacks by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > One should also note the weasel word being used, "manual hacker attatcks". Apparently for some OS's (which shall remain nameless), hacker attacks are automatic.

    Yeah, don't fuck with the people who wrote nroff source for your manual pages.

    Anyone got a SCO box handy?

    $ man tunefs

    If it doesn't say "You can tune a filesystem but you can't tune a fish", Darl deserves whatever he gets. Don't believe me? Use the nroff source, Luke.

    $ cat /usr/share/man/man8/tunefs.8.gz | gzip -d

    .\" Take this out and a Unix Demon will dog your steps from now until
    .\" the time_t's wrap around.
    .Pp
    You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tune a fish.

    2038's still 33 years away, Darl.

    1. Re:Manual hacker attacks by ars · · Score: 1

      The sco server I maintain doesn't even have tunefs, but online I found:
      http://docsrv.sco.com/cgi-bin/man/man?tunefs+1M
      http://ou800doc.caldera.com/en/man/html.1M/tunefs. 1M.html

      I think sco doesn't use the filesystem in question anymore. (They use vxfs now.)

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      -Ariel
  77. His stats are too low! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the definition of "hacker"? EVERY Linux box is hacked!

    1. Re:His stats are too low! by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I know quite a few Linux users who don't know a single programming language.

  78. a Linux server isn't free; nothing else is either by arete · · Score: 1, Troll

    1. Intelligently running a server is never really free, it requires admin time, power, hardware and software. Even if you can get some of these things pseudo-free you generally could apply the resources to something else instead.

    2. It is likely that the lowest Total Cost of Ownership for your systems in the medium term is WHATEVER YOU HAVE NOW. Switching is expensive, and retraining your admins to know another system can be even more expensive. At first noone will be experienced with the new system, and that has its own headaches. Because switching is a big pain, generally the time to recover the cost of switching a _functional_ system is usually going to be measured in years.

    3. If you are already upgrading the functionality of your system or creating a new system, it is usually cheapest to develop in whatever your inhouse admins are familiar with if they have time to work on the development.

    So the actual number of cases where you can make a fair comparison between Windows and Linux is small because an existing company has an existing set of people.

    But after that recovery Linux costs less to install new machines, less to admin servers, less to maintain and less to support equally-trained users on. (Versions of Linux generally have a UI intuitiveness slightly behind Windows, but this is more than outweighed by the number of issues that are legitimate windows and application/windows compatibility bugs)

    Now, if you compare Linux to OSX on workstations you get even lower user support costs but higher upfront costs.

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  79. Turf? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Linux is only free if your time has no value.

    So many options, mods! Troll? Flamebait? Astroturf? Idiot?

    Where is slashdot's "-1, Astroturf" mod, anyway?

  80. Our company by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    Is running Open Server 6 right now. We had a power glitch Saturday and again this morning. With each glitch Open Server never recovered even though the box powered back up. If it wasn't bad enough that our IT guys connected this abomination to a UPS with bad batteries, it's taking them over an hour to get the thing up and running again. Now I have had linux and Solaris boxes with no UPS recover just fine from all kinds of power glitches, so this makes me wonder.

    Brought to you by SCO, "Downtime" IS our middle name...

    --
    "I bow to no man" - Riddick
  81. 4th consecutive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    story related to Linux! wow..

  82. The FUD is strong with this one by jambarama · · Score: 4, Informative

    Though many may reply "SCO 5ux0rz and Linux 0wnz" there is a lot of crap in this article. To back up his security claim he cits " In CNET's, May 27, 2005 article entitled "OS Makers Slow to Fix Flaw ". As any bugzilla will show Linux is patched frequently and quickly. Check google news if you don't think Linux is secure Darl. Point one for Darl, 1770 for Linux. Darl references (though gives no link) a study done by the MI2G group. This group is famous for FUD and being special interest lackeys. Great sources.

    Next Darl takes Linux to task for disorganization.
    Linux will likely continue to face challenges about its development methodologies and roadmaps as long as it continues to be a loosely organized set of volunteers who develop what they want, when they want.. Has he not heard of Novell, RedHat, Mandriva, or Ubuntu? What about the OSTG?!? Are these "loosely organized volunteers?" NO! These are firms, supporting and developing Linux, firms that are pounding SCO into non-existence.

    He claims The grand promise of Linux was that it wouldn't fork or fragment into multiple Linux operating systems. . Never have I heard that. The grand promise of Linux is that it is open. Free as in freedom. Unlike the "Open Server" SCO sells, which is neither open nor free.

    Next he asks the following.
    Who is checking for compatibility across thousands of applications, drivers, hardware and peripherals? Who is verifying backward compatibility? Well if you are using Debian, it is the Debian team. If you are using SuSE it is Novell. Et cetera et cetera. Darl betrays extraordinary ingorance in thinking that all operating systems built on GNU/Linux are the same. Gentoo != Mandriva != Slackware != Knoppix. Ye the media (and Darl, who shouldn't be able to plea ignoracne) continue to ignorantly blanket statement all Linux distros as "Linux".

    Frankly this is crap. He admits to being biased, but doesn't have the balls to point out where his bias is. That is because it is everywhere, throughout this ridiculous article.

    And who the heck has ever heard of "Steve the Linux Super Villain Guy?" And why would a "popular internet cartoon" lend credence to a serious business claim??

    Though I am going to burn Karma for this, the holy Slashdot would be a lot more interesting if it didn't post Media/FUD as news.

    1. Re:The FUD is strong with this one by Chess+Cardigan · · Score: 1

      And who the heck has ever heard of "Steve the Linux Super Villain Guy?"

      http://www.ubergeek.tv/article.php?pid=54

      Check it out, it's pretty funny.

    2. Re:The FUD is strong with this one by goldshadow · · Score: 1

      Has he not heard of Novell, RedHat, Mandriva, or Ubuntu?
      Well they(SCO) can't admit that they know who Novell is or else lose to the point they own Unix.

      --
      Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me --FireFly
  83. Yepp, I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those damn neo-conns are out of control. This place has gone to the dogs.

  84. Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Private "Home" Unix installations that aren't Linux based will in comparison be more likely to be in the hands of the more knowledgable folks, and hence also in the hands of people that will likely be more security aware than the average home Windows/Mac/Linux user.


    Except macs have been said to comprise the largest install base of *nix machines in the home, now, or something like that. Wikipedia says Darwin is a hybrid of FreeBSD 4.5 and NeXTSTEP.
  85. What on earth? by mcc · · Score: 1

    So... wait. Darl McBride is still running SCO? I had gotten the impression there was some kind of major management shakeup at SCO in the last year. But Darl McBride is still running it? It seems he's been awfully quiet lately. What did I miss, exactly?

    Anyway, once again we see here that SCO's purpose is only in attacking Linux, not in promoting themselves or building anything else constructive. This PR may do negative things for Linux, but it won't do anything positive for SCO. Because if you're going to use a UNIX, why on earth would you use SCO's? SCO UNIX was almost univerally known as the worst of the bunch among the tiny fraction of us who had heard of them before they became the anti-linux attack dog, and the company's future viability seems entirely dependent on the successful completion of some incredibly dubious lawsuits-- meaning you may find yourself without a vendor in a year or so. And anyway, why on earth would you want to buy software from a company who is so incredibly enthusiastic about suing its own customers?

  86. SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap by ralinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA: "SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap"

    as in: We drive our customers away, thus no new features on the roadmap!

    1. Re:SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, no, no... You don't understand. The roadmap is the list of which customers SCO is going to sue next.

  87. Security by thule · · Score: 1

    It is kind of amusing to point out "manual hacker attacks" when SCO is shipping many of the same open source and free products that a standard linux distribution ships. An application written for Apache would be attacked no matter what platform it's running on.

    Superior kernel? How is that measured? Each of the points he makes for a superior kernel Linux can equal or surpass. Linux supports multithreading. Linux supports at least 32 processors in a single system image (see SGI products). Linux supports a huge amount of RAM.

    Is there a trusted version of Openserver? I have the choice of taking advantage of SELinux or RSBAC Linux. Good stuff. It will be interesting to note if RedHat EL4 with SELinux enabled has less problems with "manual hacker attacks" over the next year or so.

  88. Sources, sources, sources by PaSTE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Come on, Darl, if you want anybody with a scientific or techinical disposition to take your letter seriously, you have to quote your sources and analyze the results! Look:

    The initial attraction to Linux was a price tag of zero cost. Yet, they typically charge customers from $349 to $2,499 every single year.

    Who is "they?" Why is this "typical?" Where do you get your numbers from?

    SCO Has a Superior Kernel

    By what metric? What studies show this? The only support you mention is that Linux is younger than UNIX. This is not a metric of quality in the technolgy fronteer, as new technologies superceed old ones continuously.

    In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported.

    What percentage of hacker attacks are manual, and what percentage are automated worms? What does a "hacker breach" constitute, and what kind of systems are affected by them? Are we talking about personal web servers hosting one or two files, or CIA databases?

    Linux development plans and schedules are generally as unknown as they are unpredictable.

    Describe the development process for the reader. How is it different from the SCO model? Is predictability in product evolution something beneficial to the world of technology, or should programmers go with the flow, developing and releasing new software versions as the technology develops?

    Linux will likely continue to face challenges about its development methodologies and roadmaps as long as it continues to be a loosely organized set of volunteers who develop what they want, when they want.

    What is the organization structure of Linux development? Is it really as loosely organized as you make it out to be? Where does this information come from?

    When a new upgrade of Linux is required, software vendors and end users most likely have to upgrade their application as well.

    How often is a complete upgrade of the Linux kernel required? What does "most likely" mean? Are there any numbers to back up this claim?

    I don't think I have to continue any further. Mr. McBride, you cannot use vague terms like "most likely" and "typical" in an open letter aimed at a technologically savvy audience, and you most certainly cannot make claims without logical arguments to back them. Also, consider revising your letter to include more analysis of the stated statistics.

    C-

    See me after class.

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  89. 95% my arse!! by vettemph · · Score: 1

    If SCO owns 95% of UNIX, why does Novell get 95% of the license fees that SCO collects FOR Novell?

    --
    The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    1. Re:95% my arse!! by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      They don't. You need to read the contracts.

      --
      C|N>K
  90. Odd by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Linux has won awards for its service being better than the paid-for support. In fact, I think that Linux has forced the commercial world to increase what they deliver.

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  91. Cracked Linux systems by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    I should say that in addition to the hundreds of spam delivery attempts via hacked Windows systems we filter weekly, last week I have seen TWO deliveries of "your eBay account has been suspended" scams that we sent via cracked Linux boxes.

    Apparently this abuse is on the rise...

    1. Re:Cracked Linux systems by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      we sent = were sent

  92. Groklaw is in fine form today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except, PJ could not find the headline;
      "SCO OpenServer Is a Winner" on Google. I suppose all her best helpers have left;)

  93. Return to Sender by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

    Addressee Refused Delivery

  94. Uhhh no by sflory · · Score: 3, Informative

    Linus started out using Minux, and alot of the early linux guys came from the minux mailing list. Linus used minux as a development platform to write, and compile linux. Don't take my word for take Andrew's word for it. http://www.cs.vu.nl/~ast/brown/rebuttal/

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    1. Re:Uhhh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      *Ahem*

      "Minix"

    2. Re:Uhhh no by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Hi anonymous coward. You are right of course, but you are not seen by too many people. Hello mods?

      Still got the (386) version of it lying around here somewhere. Straight from AST :)

    3. Re:Uhhh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right... Linux wasn't based on Minix - it was *written* using Minix.

  95. A rebuttal by ZosX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "But since SCO owns the UNIX operating system...."

    Quoth the wikipedia:

    The present owner of the UNIX trademark is The Open Group, while the present claimants on the rights to the UNIX source code are The SCO Group and Novell. Only systems fully compliant with and certified to the Single UNIX Specification qualify as "UNIX" (others are called "UNIX system-like" or Unix-like).

    Novell also has source code rights. Also, Darl, you should be careful to use the UNIX trademark so freely as it is clearly a registered trademark of the Open Group. From their website.

    "Customers can identify UNIX certified products by the Open Brand logo and the mandatory attribution declaring to which version of the specification the product complies:"

    So no Darl, you do not own UNIX. Get a clue.

    "The competitive battle between Pepsi and Coke is legendary, as is the battle between GM and Ford, Boeing and Airbus, and the Red Sox and Yankees."

    Your analogy between Pepsi and Coke (where did you learn to write anyways? 4th grade?) is so inherently flawed that the term "apples to oranges" doesn't even begin to describe how distorted this viewpoint is, as both are still fruit. My guess is that you were trying to provide some humour. I certainly got a good laugh.

    " 1. OpenServer 6 Costs Less - OpenServer 6 offers very aggressive pricing.
                    The purchase price for SCO OpenServer 6 is priced from $599 to $1399
                    which includes the license to the product, software fixes, and access
                    to SCO's online knowledge base. Customers pay once for the product
                    and run it for as long as they like."


    I don't really know what kind of math you are using Darl, because in my world, $599 is a whole lot more than $0. Also, I don't really see how asking for a support contract is a "bait and switch" tactic as you claim. If you don't need support, there are more than enough FREE, as in beer and speech, alternatives out there in the Linux universe.

    " "Free" is one of the most searched words on the Web today. When you
                    type in "Free" in Yahoo search, it brings up more than 3 billion hits.
                    "Free" is a very powerful marketing concept. We all love free. Linux
                    lures you in with the promise of its being "free." But before you get
                    out of the "store," you are surprised to find out that it was anything
                    but free. Just remember the proverb, 'Free is the most expensive
                    price.'"


    Darl. All I gotta ask is, can I have some of what you are smoking. It has GOTTA be good!

    "OpenServer 6's features form a very powerful server."

    Yeah. Especially now that you included a bunch of, get this, FREE software. How much did apache cost you? How much did you spend on developing the open source tools that you now use? Are we, as a collective, supposed to just swallow this pill, that you attack free, open source software, and then include it in your own operating system. If that is not sheer hypocricy that I have no idea what is. Go to hell Darl. We all know what UNIX is and was and it surely is not SCO anymore, or probably ever was for what it matters. Personally I hope your lawyers bleed what little liquidity you have left, if they are smart that is. You are a joke. Nobody respects your company anymore. I hope that you go to bed everynight worrying that your illegal insider trading activities may one day land you in court. Crooks like you, and the ones that fund your pitiful crusade, deserve to sit in a 4'x4' cell with your new wife, Bubba.

    Have a wonderful day!

    Sincerely,

    Zos/Xavius.23

  96. Lovely Bull&^%* by swelke · · Score: 1

    You've gotta' love anything that comes out of Darl's mouth. Get a load of some of my favorite quotes:

    "Is SCO a company that is really focused on innovating products and technology or are you just hoping to win a lawsuit against IBM and then ride off into the sunset?" "Isn't SCO just all about defeating Linux?" Of course we are innovating and we absolutely want to defeat Linux, just as we want to defeat any other competitor.

    And then he goes on to badmouth Linux (as opposed to other competitors) for the rest of the letter.

    Is Linux really free? Of course not.
    "Free" is one of the most searched words on the Web today. When you type in "Free" in Yahoo search, it brings up more than 3 billion hits. "Free" is a very powerful marketing concept. We all love free. Linux lures you in with the promise of its being "free." But before you get out of the "store," you are surprised to find out that it was anything but free. Just remember the proverb, "Free is the most expensive price."


    A classic straw man argument.

    Unfortunately for Linux, mi2g also confirmed that the Linux operating system has become somewhat of a hacker's paradise. In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported.

    There's a cute trick, equating security with manual hacker attacks. It completely ignores the fact that most "hacking", ie unauthorized computer use, is done with automated tools ("script kiddies" in hacker parlance).

    Linux will likely continue to face challenges about its development methodologies and roadmaps as long as it continues to be a loosely organized set of volunteers who develop what they want, when they want.

    The results must be bad because I say the method was bad.
    He goes on for pages, but it's all his usual garbage. Nothing new, of course.

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  97. Wait a minute.. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Aren't manual attacks a vanishingly small proportion of the threat these days?

    Seems to me that the biggest threats are DDOS attacks.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  98. Air is not free. by leoxx · · Score: 1

    Because you still have to breathe it.

  99. eh? by xman6 · · Score: 1

    was this a late posting for April Fools Day?

    --
    "the problem with common sense is that its not that common"
  100. The other open letter from Darl by silviuc · · Score: 1

    Regarding SCO vs. Linux users/IBM/Novell/RedHat :

    Hey guys, you've been PUNKED!

    Love,

    Darl

  101. Not all McBrides are Evil! by markmcb · · Score: 1

    I promise!

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  102. publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its not an "open letter" its just a glorified press release complete with pricing and quotes from experts that nobody has ever heard of. nevermind if the mods here bother reading what they post. does yahoo? i wouldnt expect them to give away that kind of advertising for free.

  103. I accept your challenge by dlapine · · Score: 1
    Point 2 from the letter, please forgive if I failed to reproduce the formatting correctly.

    "SCO Has a Superior Kernel - SCO OpenServer 6 includes the UNIX System
    V Release 5 (SVR5) kernel, the result of more than 25 years of
    high-end development work that has created a proven track record of
    stability and reliability. With our latest release, OpenServer
    provides support for up to 32 processors, 64 GB of memory, terabyte
    file sizes, and full support for multi-threaded applications. Linux
    is still young from an operating system perspective. I would
    challenge any kernel out there to match us head-to-head."

    Hmmm, sitting on our Altix at the moment, I see:
    512 processors, 2TB RAM, and several filesystems over 10TB, all usable running under a single copy of Linux. The kernel is 2.4.21 from RH, patched with SGI Propack

    We have 10 seperate jobs running, anywhere from 8 to 128 cpus in each. I think we compare pretty well.

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  104. Has anyone here actually used OpenServer 6 yet? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Has anyone here actually used OpenServer 6? How does it compare with the more recent releases of UnixWare? Indeed, I recall when those two products were supposed to be merged. It does sound like that is happening somewhat these days.

    Also, OpenServer was (before 6) traditionally referred to as an SVR3 system, while UnixWare was an SVR4 system. Now they're referring to OpenServer 6 as being "SVR5". Did they incorporate all of the SVR4 features into OpenServer 6, and then add to them? Or did they just build on the SVR3 features, without bothering to add much of the SVR4 capabilities?

    Do they still use CDE? I recall doing some work on a UnixWare 7.something system, and the version of CDE they used was from a company named TriTeal. However, TriTeal went bankrupt around 1999, if I remember correctly. Does SCO still build their desktop upon the TriTeal CDE?

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  105. The Drama of Darl McBride by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    I laughed, I cried, It was better than Cats.

    When someone makes a movies or SNL skit out of SCO's misfortunes, blunders and daft (not deft) marketing, all this chicanery will be well worth lawsuit(s) they will lose anyway.

    Perhaps SCO should be in the entertainment business, they have no business in software.

    --
    One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
  106. Only a fool... by Ixitar · · Score: 1

    Dear Darl,

    Only a fool would do business with a company that sues its customers at a drop of the hat. You did not even exercise any due diligence like talking with the customer first.

    There is too much of a risk in doing business with you.

  107. press sound bites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From TFOL:

    But what are the press saying about OpenServer 6? Here is a quick sampling of recent sound bites:

                              "OpenServer 6's features form a very powerful server."

                              "The price, for what you get, offers a significant return on
                              investment that cannot be overlooked."

                              "This makes a powerful and reliable server combination that
                              should meet the needs of most organizations."

                              "Sporting an updated kernel, The SCO Group Inc.'s OpenServer 6
                              offers significant scalability upgrades, along with new UnixWare
                              application and driver compatibility. These improvements, along
                              with a set of new and updated open-source software components,
                              make OpenServer 6 a compelling upgrade for sites already running
                              this venerable operating system."

                              "SCO OpenServer 6 is a Winner"


    Who says these things? Sounds like quotes whores to me...
  108. Hacks by tduff · · Score: 1

    "In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported." All of which were made at defcon 12

  109. Catch 22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First he says the Linux got its code from SCOUnix which would mean that any negative comments he makes about Linux must apply to SCOUnix. On the other hand if his comments about Linux vs SCOUnix are true then clearly the Linux code base has no relation to SCOUnix. Darl, you can't have both...

  110. PR 101 ("SCO is a winner!") by oasisbob · · Score: 2, Informative
    Don't quote headlines from embarassing articles that bash your company in the first paragraph. Especially if they're the first hit for that phrase in google.

    Opinion: Now if only SCO wasn't such a loser. There are two real reasons that OpenServer can't win a recommendation.


  111. Betting Pool by ILikeRed · · Score: 1

    My bets:

    • Final day of SCO's existence: March 22nd, 2006
    • Darl Incarcerated: November 9th, 2006
    What's the prize?
    --
    I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress -J Adams
    1. Re:Betting Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bet:

      Darl's ass crack penetrated by Erland Van Lith De Jeude lookalike (see "Stir Crazy"): April 1, 2007.

    2. Re:Betting Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What's the prize?

      You listed them in your post.

  112. ASFR Successfully Trained Students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ASFR (American Schools For Retards) has successfully trained its mentally challenged students to successfully use doors. Crapby, the Redmond district principal, answered our interviewer's questions.

    Interviewer: So Mr. Crapby, tell us how you managed to accomplish the amazing feat.
    Crapby: It wasn't easy, our students are pretty dumb. The last few months had almost NO success.
    Interviewer: Could you tell us what happened during those last few months?
    Crapby: The retards just kept slamming their bodies into the doors, without stopping. We showed them how to do it over and over, but they just kept slamming into the door!
    Interviewer: So what made this month different?
    Crapby: Well, I finally had an idea to get rid of the doors with the turn handles and replace them with push doors. So the retards could slam into the door and it would open!
    Interviewer: Amazing!! Well we're done interviewing.


    For those of you who don't know what the ASFR does or if it exists we'll tell you!
    The ASFR attempts to educate extremely mentally challenged retards.Their schools exist in Oregon and Washington. To learn more visit their webpage: ASFR Homepage.

  113. PHP is ruining Linux's reputation. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed, PHP is severely damaging the reputation of Linux. While the developers of PHP are well-intentioned, that is for sure, their creation has suffered from far too many security problems as of late. Of course, they cannot be blamed for the flaws of hastily written PHP scripts.

    Nevertheless, the numerous insecurities found in PHP and scripts written in PHP are tarnishing the image of Linux. Hopefully the PHP developers put more effort into creating a web development platform that isn't as susceptible to scripts written by non-professionals. Just as Intel and AMD have moved to prevent stack overflow exploits via hardware improvements, it is time for PHP to do the same. They must make it so that insecure scripts do not run at all.

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  114. Yes, but don't worry. by deathcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is similiar to the situation with Denethor, the Steward of Gondor. His failure was to recognize Aragorn as the rightful ruler of Gondor.

    I expect it will end similiarly, with Darl coating himself in some type of oil, igniting himself and then running and jumping from the highest precipice as a plummeting human fireball.

    1. Re:Yes, but don't worry. by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhm, it's a bad comparison. It doesn't take a lot of reading between the lines to see that Aragorn became the "rightful ruler" by murdering all opposition. I wouldn't trust a pretender who most likely murdered the heir to the throne (Boromir), then cruelly faked a suicide of the ruler itself. The only "witnesses" were his goons, together with an officer of the guard who was reported to be shocked and behaving weirdly -- the officer was also rewarded but sent to the most remote place available just after the deed, too.

      I don't want Linux be regarded to as an "usurper" and a system of dubious legitimacy.

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    2. Re:Yes, but don't worry. by Ichoran · · Score: 1

      Denethor actually lit himself on fire, jumped on the funeral pyre, clutching the palantir of Minas Tirith, and stayed there until he burned to death.

      His death in the book was an act of determination and power (despite dubious sanity), unlike the crazy buffoonery in the movie.

      I doubt greatly that Darl will exhibit such style in his exit. To compare him to Denethor is a great disservice to the last Steward of Gondor.

    3. Re:Yes, but don't worry. by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      Parent is a bad comparison, true, but above is wrong: Boromir is not a heir to throne, he is son of Denethor , who is
      Steward of Gondor, steward being something like a regent, who rules in the king's absense ( as proxy ), he would also run the household aspect of things... (note: his "throne" or chair, is more or less a slightly raised desk, well belong the true throne, which is much higher )... there is no contention , a claim to Steward, can't contend with King, but Aragorn has to be recognized -- authenticaed in a sense.
        Boromir'sattitude is more "Where, have you been?", than anything. Aragorn living icognito as "Strider", was considered almost a bandit by some..., while he's traipsing around in the woods, Boromir and Faramir, are fighting the losing battle to keep Mordor contained... Of course, Aragorn is watching the shire for Gandalf, among other things, but what was he doing before Bilbo finds the ring? Chasing young elvish women ;-] ?

    4. Re:Yes, but don't worry. by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Right, he's "protecting" the Shire. Just like a number of "businessmen" do, and somehow they get considered to be shady people, go figure :p

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  115. Novell OWN UNIX by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Novell the stewards of UNIX?

    No. According to the dictionary definition of the word, a "Steward" manages another's property (not their own).

    Novell is not a steward of UNIX, they own it.

    However, the implication of your statement is correct, namely, the SCO Group is not a steward of UNIX either. Novell has revoked their privelege of being a steward (license reseller) for violating the terms of their contract, something SCO is of course neglecting to tell anyone.

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  116. Meaningful digits.... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    I throw away any statistic like '65.64%' as BS. Any properly calculated statisic will only contain the meaningful digits.

    Come on, this stat is acurrate to 1/100 of a percent????

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    1. Re:Meaningful digits.... by ThJ · · Score: 1

      So you'd rather have the error increased? For instance, let the actual number be 65%. Following your logic, let's round that to 66%. Which one is closer to the truth?

    2. Re:Meaningful digits.... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      something like 65% +- 2%

      Sleeping in statistics class?

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    3. Re:Meaningful digits.... by ThJ · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing my point. I never took statistics class but isn't it obvious that rounding a number reduces its precision and thus potentially reduces its accuracy?

    4. Re:Meaningful digits.... by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Actually the stat probably is accurate to 0.01% because it's a descriptive statistic. They are, of course, trying to get you to make the mistake of non-statisticians and interpret the number as an inferential statistic (i.e. "Since 65.64% of reports were against Linux, then Linux accounts for 65.64% of all events reported or not.").

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    5. Re:Meaningful digits.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you took statistics class you'd know what's wrong... the error variance is in some cases even MORE important than the actual value (tells you more about the distribution of the data, for one thing)

  117. I can't believe you bothered to read the thing by serutan · · Score: 1

    At this point anything Darl says is about as important as where Paris Hilton had dinner last night. Darl has pretty much wiped out his company, screwed his own investors, and generally wasted far more of other people's time than anybody should have a right to. He's not getting any more of my attention.

    1. Re:I can't believe you bothered to read the thing by dotlin · · Score: 1
      After watching the slow moving train wreck that is tSCOg I share your feelings.

      Looks like Darl has conceded their legal case is empty since why trash-talk Linux which they want end-users to pay tSCOg $699 (hurry before it goes up to $1399) for a mythical license.

      After the http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/15/ 162218&tid=187&tid=123&tid=130&tid=106Davidson email and the href=http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=2005 0731121601277Novell counterclaims in tSCOg's Slander of title law suit where are all the usual culprits hiding? Haven't heard much from the following lately regarding tSCOg:

      • Rob Enderle - who gave last year's SCO Forum keynote address Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy It
      • Lauro DiDio - tell me more about idemnification again please
      • Daniel Lyons - writes for Forbes
      • Maureen O'Gara - ooh, tSCOg hired Tim Negris and has some secret project going on
      • Ken Brown - from the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution

      Nothing happenning at this year's SCO Forum 2005 that's news worthy so what PR spin can Darl do but issue an open letter with meaningless blather.

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  118. See Groklaw by golodh · · Score: 1

    As usual with material coming from SCO, a critical and insightful response (and therefore a deadly one for SCO) can be found on Groklaw.

    I won't bother to summarise it, as it is well-structured and succinct enough. The link is here:
    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200508081 23259231

  119. Linux is free: SCO isn't. by masouds · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. McBride,
    The license I have with all of Linux distributions I've used in the past and am currently using, allow me to change the distro and sell it to my customers. It also allows me to configure 10000 users on a system that I own, and it comes with the full software set required for all people that I serve. Does your license allow that? Does your software do that?
    Also, I'd like to receive a free evaluation copy of OpenServer 6.0 to verify your claim: "I would challenge any kernel out there to match us head-to-head". Please contact me to get my address for software delivery.
    regards,
    Masoud

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  120. I love this! by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

    I'd love for somebody who has more technical knowledge than me to look at his points and see if what he says is true or not -- assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true."

    Translation: I do not have enough knowledge to see if what Darl McBride is true o not, but as I do not like its conclussions I know it is false...

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  121. What is it going to take... by nettdata · · Score: 1

    What is it going to take to put this guy out of our misery?

    Seriously...

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  122. so called hacker attacks by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    One should also note the weasel word being used, "manual hacker attatcks". Apparently for some OS's (which shall remain nameless), hacker attacks are automatic.

    If it's a malevolent attack it's not a hacker attack, the meaning of "hacker" has been so maligned it's pathetic especially by the mass media. I think I may start calling so called journalists, newsmen, or writers what they were called before, that being hacks or hackers. Let's see how they'd like it. Perhaps a dose of "Citizen Kane" would be good for them.

    Falcon
  123. For the record... by cperciva · · Score: 1

    Quoth McBride:
    We also believe in quickly responding to the latest security threats. In CNET's, May 27, 2005 article entitled "OS Makers Slow to Fix Flaw," a vulnerability was discovered affecting Intel's hyperthreading and allows a local hacker to steal sensitive information. A notification was given to all operating system vendors in March. "FreeBSD security team member Percival has received formal responses to the issue from the makers of the BSD family of open-source operating systems, as well as SCO and Ubuntu Linux. However, Linux vendors Red Hat, Novell and Mandriva have been slow to act, as has Microsoft," he said. SCO was first to respond to the security threat.

    As I commented in a recent interview, I was quite surprised at how professionally SCO responded to this security issue.

    However, SCO was not the first to respond: That distinction goes to FreeBSD, which released patches at 00:01:20 UTC on May 13th and sent out an advisory at 00:38:35 UTC. SCO's advisory followed almost a day later.

  124. Use SCO Unix and We Will Sue You! by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    My name is Joe Suse. As you are aware, Novell bought Suse several months ago. Novell owns the copyrights on Unix and is currently engaged in litigaton against SCO on this matter.

    If you use SCO Unix, you may be guilty of infringing on Novell's intellectual property. The only way to avoid this is to use an alternative to SCO Unix. I suggest Linux.

    Sincerely,

    Joe Suse

  125. Why hasn't anyone figured out that Darl's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violating the Pitbull bans?

    anybody this unmigatingly rabid, has *got* to be part pitbull...

  126. Score one for the writer! by lcsjk · · Score: 1
    If you search this article for specifics you will not find them. Where does he get his 1yr and 5yr operating costs? (Who ever heard of the "free" proverb?)

    SCO has a superior kernal? How was that determined?

    "Innovative"?Back in the late '80s, NCR had UNIX systems that ran multiple processors - I don't remember if it was as many as 32, but they even had systems with up to 5 hot pluggable power supplies. AT&T bought NCR before SCO obtained any UNIX. Until the early '90's SCO only had the Santa Cruz Operation version of UNIX. I am not sure that SCO has done any innovation with the package they got from AT&T after that. Maybe they can claim that at least they have not forked it. (Pronounce "forked" any way you like!)

    Security Threat? SCO was the first to respond? That means about as much as a slashdot first post. Was the response in the form of a fix or a request for further information? Double talk is too easy when you are writing an article to bash a competitor.

    Manual hacker attacks? What is a "manual hacker attack? 65.64%? How many attacks were reported and from what systems in order to publish a two decimal place percentage? Except for a few Linux buffs who would like to cripple SCO, who even bothers to attack SCO systems? Even Linux had few attacks until it received widespread attention.

    Although this letter sounds convincing on the surface, I find that it has a lot of interesting statements, but offers no facts. For a company that has been under as much scrutiny as SCO has been for the past 2-3 years, one would think that they would not publish any information that could be disputed. For me, it is about as convincing as those letters I get now and then that bash a politician from the other party. They attribute "stupid" statements to the opponent even if the statement was made by someone from their own party. (Yep, I check them.)

  127. Windows update by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One place where natural selection has helped is Windows Update.

    I've had to reinstall Windows a number of tymes and one thing I found out quickly was to turn off automatic updates in Windows. This happened after I ran update after doing a compleat install and then running update only to have it break something. I went through this three tymes within a week. Install then run update, something gets broken so rerun install then update. Broke again so reinstall and this tyme not run update. No problems then. After reading MS's end user licenses required to run update, I know most don't read them but I did, got to be scary too.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The driver updates are optional for a reason.

    2. Re:Windows update by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comments like this are purely FUD on the part of the Linux/OSS crowd. Over 90% of the time, "broken windows" is due to faulty drivers or some obscure piece of hardware that was poorly supported to begin with.

      Windows 2000 and XP have all but eliminated Windows well-known instability. I dual-boot Windows XP Professional and Fedora Core 4 on my primary machine and either of them will stay up for months at a time - basically, until I need something from the other side of the box (read: Windows for games, Photoshop; Linux for web, email, dev, most other stuff).

      It was fun to pick on "Windoze95" for it's instability (and God how I hated Windows ME) but Win2K and XP are very stable, very solid platforms.

      Maybe it's 'tyme' you looked at the root cause of your problem?

    3. Re:Windows update by HaggiZ · · Score: 1

      I've never had a problem with any of the MS systems I support when using update. I've set it to automatically download updates every 3 days, and install them once a week. I've found that on the rare (maybe twice?) occassions that MS have mistakenly released a patch which causes problems, they've rectified it by the time my schedule installs the update.

    4. Re:Windows update by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Comments like this are purely FUD on the part of the Linux/OSS crowd. Over 90% of the time, "broken windows" is due to faulty drivers or some obscure piece of hardware that was poorly supported to begin with.

      This reminds me when my copy of win2k would crash and burn after installing SP4... always crash and burn. I did track down the problem to the panasonic kx-6500 driver... so for me it was either get rid of the printer and install sp4 or keep the printer and stay at sp3. But what I wonder about is what changed in sp4 that would cause a printer driver, a printer driver for crying out loud to bluescreen the system.

      On the one hand you are right... it was a crappy driver on an obscure piece of hardware. But on the other.. worked just fine till sp4.

      don't get me started on the driver package from the HP LJ 1012.

      I've had my issues with winxp, but I think i've isolated most of my problems due to inadquate cooling or a lame power supply.

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    5. Re:Windows update by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      I switched Automatic Updates off on the one Windows XP machine I have to deal with. The reason why? Because XP will automatically reboot the machine if the update tells it to. That makes XP unusable in a professional environment where I'm often running batch jobs that run for indeterminate lengths of time.

    6. Re:Windows update by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Comments like this are purely FUD on the part of the Linux/OSS crowd. Over 90% of the time, "broken windows" is due to faulty drivers or some obscure piece of hardware that was poorly supported to begin with.

      The truth is not FUD and though I like Linux and OSS I'm not part of it. Actually with regards to operating systems my favorite OS was the Amiga and the Mac is next. Then regarding obscure hardware, poorly supported, or having faulty drivers, I wouldn't consider an HP as being obscure or poorly supported. And yes that's what I'm using, an HP Pavilion.

      It was fun to pick on "Windoze95" for it's instability (and God how I hated Windows ME) but Win2K and XP are very stable, very solid platforms.

      Unfortunately WinME is what I'm using. Though I don't have either Win2K or XP I have used both in classes I took for my degree in programming. When I first used Win2K it took about a week to get my first BSOD, Blue Screen of Death and the first tyme I used XP when I booted it it froze with the BSOD the first tyme so I gave it the three finger salute to reboot it. This computer was a new Dell and though I don't recall for sure what the Win2K was I'm thinking it was an HP. The only Windows OS I haven't had a problem with was NT 4.0, however the system I have it on has a DEC Alpha processor and unfortunately because I haven't been able to get much software installed I haven't used it much.

      Maybe it's 'tyme' you looked at the root cause of your problem?

      And other than using a PC with Windows instead of a Mac or something with Linux what might that be?

      Falcon
    7. Re:Windows update by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 1

      You're avoiding answering my points by pointing out vague faults that you can't pin down. You're the worst type of zealot - "Blah, blah, blah, I can't hear you, I'm a user!" *Sigh*

    8. Re:Windows update by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      You're avoiding answering my points by pointing out vague faults that you can't pin down. You're the worst type of zealot - "Blah, blah, blah, I can't hear you, I'm a user!" *Sigh*

      What questions or points? This one, "Maybe it's 'tyme' you looked at the root cause of your problem?" That one I did answer. "And other than using a PC with Windows instead of a Mac or something with Linux what might that be?"

      Now can you tell me where I just "Blah, blah, blah"? And what points I didn't answer?

      Falcon
  128. Back up even further... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    "Of course we are innovating and we absolutely want to defeat Linux, just as we want to defeat any other competitor. We work and live in a competitive environment, as do most companies. The competitive battle between Pepsi and Coke is legendary, as is the battle between GM and Ford, Boeing and Airbus, and the Red Sox and Yankees."

    Except Coke is never going to "defeat" Pepsi in the sense that they will put Pepsi out of business, Neither is GM's goal to see Ford fold tomorrow, etc... Certainly the Red Sox don't want to see the Yankees disappear - then their main reason for selling tickets would also go away. It's mostly about market share. If MS hasn't made Apple and *NIX and Linux go away yet, odds are they won't. Since Apple and *NIX are MS's de facto incubators, they'd be doubly dumb to see them die outright.

    Darl might be referring to the ardor of fans of these products, and the boasting and fan-boy attitudes that prevail in popular culture over brands. His previous experiences were at hardware companies (IKON) where they're trying to push copier units, win the trip to Hawaii, and the sales pep rallies can be the stuff of bad movies. I actually had a sales rep tell me "Dude - the IKON blah-blah BLOWS AWAY the Canon what-ever - just TOASTS it!" I think they lock these guys in a room with their eyes taped open watching SportsCenter reruns for 168 hours straight.

    If he thought the SW world would be like that, he guessed wrong. He's selling this stuff and exposing his strategies to people who know how it works, who can write equivalent software, who are used to far greater transparency and aren't making decisions based on sales brochures and hype.

    As for his apparent brand of competition, mostly, the companies themselves who make "par" products (there's really not a world of difference between them - it's pretty much the same can of beans) know that if they ever really got THAT competitive, they'd be waging a war that would likely see the defeat of the victor as well - there will always be new competition, some suprising and more effective and more flexible than anyone thought. Who thought a company whose original product was toilet paper could dominate the cell phone market? While the established players in online music were each convinced their solution was going to be "it", they succeeded in beating each others brains out and Apple came out of nowhere and owned them all.

    Using all that as an excuse for going for the rest of the industry's throat isn't going to go well, no matter what the rest of the rationale is, and we know now that all the rest of it was impossibly thin to begin with.

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  129. Considering the number of systems by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    that are available on the internet that figure isn't bad for Linux.

    Relate the percentage of SCO Unix systems with the percentage of successful hacks on those systems.

    You can actually prove just about anything with statistics.

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  130. UNIX hasn't forked? by hendersj · · Score: 1

    Huh?

    Solaris SPARC, Solaris x86, AIX, Dynix, UnixWare, SCO OpenServer, *BSD, etc....

    These aren't forks? I guess that means they're spoons, then....especially the *BSD branches.

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    1. Re:UNIX hasn't forked? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      These aren't forks? I guess that means they're spoons, then....especially the *BSD branches.

      Does that make SCO the front spoon? HEY! Thats the Cheating Spoon!

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    2. Re:UNIX hasn't forked? by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Hey, I think Uri Geller might have a shot at a comeback with this revelation...

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  131. According to mi2g, eh? by Spazmania · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately for Linux, mi2g also confirmed that the Linux operating system has become somewhat of a hacker's paradise. In a study conducted only seven months ago they found that overall, the most vulnerable operating system for manual hacker attacks was Linux, accounting for 65.64% of all hacker breaches reported.

    Search for "mi2g" on Google. The second result is a Register article titled, "Why is mi2g so unpopular?" According to the article, "The chief charge against mi2g is its regular predictions of withering cyber-assaults which, critics say, rarely seem to materialise." It goes on to say, "most of its staff appear to be without significant operational IT security experience".

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/11/21/why_is_mi2 g_so_unpopular/

    Most of the rest of the google links are news storys about experts debunking the a mi2g "study" from about 9 months ago which reports Darl's numbers. Here's a choice quote from an article at http://nwc.serverpipeline.com/52500233 :

    Mi2g appeared to anticipate criticism of its study. "We would urge caution when reading negative commentary against mi2g, which may have been clandestinely funded, aided or abetted by a vendor or a special interest group," it said in a press release publicizing the study.

    Wow. Darl's been cloned.

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  132. Anyone want some free crack? by emtboy9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love for somebody who has more technical knowledge than me to look at his points and see if what he says is true or not -- assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true."

    Come on now... a statment like that is like showing up at DefCon and handing out cards to with your IP addresses and telling everyone how you dont see the need to secure windows servers....

    thats probably the best line from the whole post!

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  133. The lawsuits are IBM's fault! by schon · · Score: 1

    No - really!

    If IBM had just bought SCO out like they were supposed to, Darl wouldn't have had to file the bogus suits, or make all those stupid (and actionable) claims in the media!

    It's not Darl's fault for trying to extort a golden parachute from IBM, it's IBM's fault for refusing to play along!

    Phew, I can't believe I kept a straight face while typing that. :o)

    D'OH!

  134. Great post by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    You hit it right on the head.
    And yes, /. should stop with the Linux FUD krap...

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  135. Gotta Beat the Drum! by dragon_imp · · Score: 1

    I can just hear the corporate strategy session:
    "The lawsuits are falling apart. Time to try to sell our stuff again..."

  136. An open something back to Darl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Goatse dude has an open "letter" for Darl.

  137. Hilarious Quote Inspiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone over at LWN posted this:

      (Posted Aug 8, 2005 19:32 UTC (Mon) by subscriber hans) (Post reply)

    Just remember the proverb, "Free is the most expensive price."

    Huh. I'd never heard that proverb before, so I did a Google search and got two hits. One appeared to be a reference to what McBride had said. The other is a story under the heading "The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive". So maybe this provides more insight into where McBride gets his inspiration.

    Just a thought...

  138. Dear Mr McBride... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Dear Mr. McBride,

    With all due respect (which is to say, none), go FUCK yourself.

    Disrespectfully yours,

    The Whole Wide World

  139. Migration... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    and its difficult to migrate off of the platform

    It's not at all difficult to migrate from SCO. It's just that SCO thrives on the types of customers that have little or no in-house support, and change at a snail's pace. If any of them are still using SCO, it's only because it still works for them. There's no compelling reason to change.

    When your IT budget is close to zero, any cost is seen as a huge burden. In reality, moving from SCO is as easy as moving from any other UNIX. It's far, far easier than migrating off of, say, Windows.

    These days, SCO is nothing more than crappy hardware support, a bunch of GNU utilities, and actual 3rd party applications vendors. And most of those 3rd party vendors do a great job of being cross-platform.

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  140. Remember the proverb I just made up. by authalic · · Score: 1

    A Google search shows that the proverb Darl quotes, "free is the most expensive price", returns 10 results and 8 of those are pages quoting Darl himself. If you can't find an effective proverb, make one up?

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  141. Depends on what you mean by Unix... by Arker · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the majority of home installations of UNIX based systems be Macs running OS X? I have no specific stats, just asking if anyone does.

    There are two legitimate meanings of the word, unfortunately - genetic Unix and Unix(tm), and many OSs that are one or the other.

    Macs running OS10 are arguably genetic Unix (only arguably, because while they build on a BSD userland, and BSD is genetic Unix, the XNU kernel is not a descendent of any Unix system.)

    The other meaning, Unix(tm), is the only meaning with legal force, however, and the Unix trademark is owned by the Open Group. Many systems, some genetic Unix and some not, are Unix(tm) by virtue of passing an array of spec compatibility tests. Macs are definately not Unix(tm), and neither is BSD for that matter.

    If we assume you meant to include both sets as 'Unix,' and give Mac OS10 the benefit of the doubt, then yes, I would say you're correct. If we don't include it, but only systems that have a genetic-Unix kernel or are Unix(tm), then my guess would be one of the BSDs. If we narrow it down to Unix(tm) only, then my guess would be Solaris.

    Interestingly, with all this room to fudge around with the question of what exactly 'Unix' means, there still isn't any room at all for a meaning where Darl's monotonously repeated claim that "SCO owns the UNIX operating system" is true. He seems to be working on the principle that if you scream an absurdity, often enough and loudly enough, eventually people will believe it. SCO apparently owns two rather unremarkable Unix(tm) Operating Systems, or at least the rights to license them. They don't own the Unix trademark, and there is no "THE" Unix Operating system, there are a rather large number of distinct Operating Systems, which meet one or both of the definitions of Unix above.

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    1. Re:Depends on what you mean by Unix... by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      Macs running OS10 are arguably genetic Unix (only arguably, because while they build on a BSD userland, and BSD is genetic Unix, the XNU kernel is not a descendent of any Unix system.)

      MacOS X is built on top of the Mach kernel, which was developed from the BSD Unix kernel. See the opening parargraphs on the Darwin page, and the Unix timeline for 1985. Mach was forked from 4.2BSD.

    2. Re:Depends on what you mean by Unix... by Arker · · Score: 1

      The Mach kernel was initially hosted on BSD, and certainly looked to it for specifications and userland and so forth, but the actual kernel was new code as I understand it. Certainly it's hard to imagine how or why one would rewrite a monolithic kernel to produce a microkernel. This account would seem to make much more sense.

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  142. Don't believe SCO by softcoder · · Score: 1

    Short answer: Check Groklaw. If SCO said it, Groklaw will check it; and provide sources where possible. Then you can decide for yourself.
    As to SCO's numbers either a) they came from some 3rd party (so check the source - they were probably selectively used or unreliable to begin with) or b) SCO generated them themselves.
    SCO had to be told by IBM how to read docs on a CD, and how to boot an AIX box, so that gives you some idea of their level of technical expertise. At least when it comes to the executive side of the house.

  143. An Open Letter to Darl and SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for you to go bankrupt then I will buy your IP for pennies on the dollar then make your IP public domain!

  144. Crazy mods by arete · · Score: 1

    I don't care about the karma (or the dogma) but I think this is kindof funny - I've finally gotten a troll mod! I think that was the only one I was missing.

    I just said that there are a lot of individual factors going into what OS to choose, but in an absolute sense Linux is usually better than Windows.

    And got marked troll.

    Neat.

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  145. Need some help on this. by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    Darl, We looked for some SCO servers and couldn't find any. Can you give us some IP addresses so we can verify your security claims? Is there a list somewhere of SCO servers? Someone could post the list to a wiki... that would be fine. Sincerely yours, 23kksi3002,,23nis k239j1@#sdKH

  146. Re:a Linux server isn't free; nothing else is eith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errr, no... With OSX you will have higher costs every time you upgrade. Apple doesn't give much support for free. Some of the Linus distros are free to download, free to update, and the next version is the same.

  147. A perfect place for Darl... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    ...Sandwiched between Goatse guy and tubgirl!! ...He'd at least be home in his 'element'.

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  148. SCO UNIX is obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone actually still use this ancient operating system?

    I think all free and open source software should stop supporting SCO Unix. This includes gcc, PostgreSQL, etc...

    Yep, PostgreSQL supports this old operating system.

  149. errr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whow is Darl and what is SCO?

  150. The Linux Lotto: by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    A free copy of your favorite distribution (and bragging rights)for the correct public bankruptcy date and time of SCO.

    (Some compilation may be necessary, probably not. but you can if you have to, or just like doing that kinda stuff.)

    I'm quite sure someone here will be able to get the date. (eventually, ...unless they refuse to reveal that too...)

    I'll start off with a wild assed guess of 07/14/06 at 9:30AM EST.

    Any takers?

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  151. Dr. SCO and the DARL-eks by benite · · Score: 1

    They tried to EX-TER-MIN-ATE the opposition. Davros will not be happy...

  152. Benefits of unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ole Darl ought to know. He's the direct heir to Ransom Love and the stock option boys that got rich off the rotting corpeses of their small cap investors. The only reason that Caldera, a failing linux distro packager, bought the Santa Cruz Operation in the first place was not to sell unix, but to litigate it and manipulate the stock more.
    I know, I am a long suffering SCOX stockholder. I
    get all the glowing packs of lies that ole Darl calls yearly reports to stockholders...along with the proxies for me to sign to re-elect his crooked
    butt. Well I don't sign the proxies, and as long
    as I have held this stock...or any stock...it goes stesdily down. I am an albatross around the neck
    of this SOB and I will ride this stock, and Darl,
    straight down to the hell SCO's bankruptcy. I know he will do it. It is too profitable! It is the only way that he can steal all the stockholder's rights and money in one legal swooop,.....and he doesnt even have to use a gun.
    K-Mart did it. Worldcom/MCI did it. Enron did it. It works! It really does. It takes a year
    and a half of court hearings and '8A filings', and in the end the 'new' corporation just 'cancels' your shares and they sell new stock out of the thin air to their preferred investors. When will
    you people realize this is'nt really about linux; it is about money. It is about transferring money from honest investors into the hands of theives and cutthroats like good ole Darl.

  153. Dear Darl: Give it up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like your scare tactics against Linux worked to drive your stock price up.

    Although I'm suprised that SCOX isn't out of business already - I'm not suprised that Darl is still trying to flog life into it.

  154. Can't resist by Noxx · · Score: 1

    I'd love for somebody who has more technical knowledge than me to look at his points and see if what he says is true or not -- assuming anything coming out of Darl's mouth is true.

    I can answer that, he's full of crap. Now having said that, let me go RTFA. :)

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  155. I don't want to be a operating system vendor... by ferretous · · Score: 0
    Darl writes ...SCO Allows You to Focus on Your Core Competency - A popular animation on the Internet features a guy named Steve, the Linux Super Villain. During the course of the 60 second animation, he describes his work with Linux stating, "First you have to config it, then write some shell scripts, update your RPMs, partition your drives, patch your kernel, compile your binaries and check your version dependencies..." While the animation is designed to be humorous, it's not far from the truth. If you're adopting Linux, get prepared to go into the operating system business because that's exactly the path you will be taking. One of the primary reasons customers choose SCO is that they don't want to be an operating system vendor. They want to be free to manage their businesses, and leave the operating system details to SCO and our army of resellers, support engineers, and product development personnel.

    If you are going to install and maintain an OS Darl, chances are you'll need to...

    install it

    configure it

    make it secure

    keep it up to date

    These are responsibilities for all sysops. This won't make you into a operating system vendor but it will keep you in control. It is less likely that relying on your army of resellers, support engineers, and product development personnel will replace a competant in-house sysop assuming your target clients are medium to high end server users. Pretty specious stuff overall. But hey - Darl isn't really pulling the wool over anybody's eyes. Just check their last years' sales.

  156. Dear Darl by FryerTuck · · Score: 1

    Dear Darl,

    I replaced every OpenServer (only 3 in total) I have found in the last 12 months with better suited Linux distros. My clients love the savings & security of knowing a competent admin will keep their systems patched and performing flawlessly. Here's to all you /.'ers out there: Happy Hunting!

  157. OpenServer by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    Most tellingly, I suspect NOBODY uses OpenServer for Internet-exposed hosts. It's used a lot for legacy systems inside the network, but as a public host is going to be pretty darn unusual.

    It also has the advantage of having almost no features. sshd - nope. Apache? Only an ancient version from Skunkware, and I'm pretty sure that hasn't been patched.

    It's rather harder to hack if it's relying on the protection of another host, and it exposes basically nothing but telnet anyway.

    That said, McBride *does* make some good points, but they're the same ones made by Sun before - and Sun, unlike SCO, are the ones to go to if you don't want to use Linux. I'd love to see Sun take him up on his kernel challenge ;-)

  158. His point #7 does concern me a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO may or may not own parts of unix, but for the sake of argument let's say that SCO promises to protect its customers from any liability about copyrights or patents of the product. (Yes, SCO itself has been the largest threat so far, but if they make this promise it would have value to some.)
    Microsoft uses this as a selling point as well, I believe, that their customers will not be liable.
    Is there any free Linux that promises to protect its users? If not, this argument might persuade some people that they should go with a product that shields them from liability.
    The rest of his points sound silly to me.

  159. Open Responce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) OpenServer 6 Costs Less??

    The bottom line for McBride is that "Free is the most expensive price." Most Linux distributors could not agree with this point more. When it comes to Total Cost of Ownership, support is usually the largest price involved with using any piece of software.

    You could download CentOS which is funcationally identical to RedHat for free but the TCO in supporting it may be more expensive than just buying RedHat. Also, there is nothing stopping you from discontinuing the per year support contract with RedHat and apply CentOS's patches in the future.

    To make SCO OpenServer sound competive, McBride reduces the cost analyst to initial cost of ownership. He then compares $2,499 per year cost which includes 24x7 phone support for unlimited number of incidents to the cost of buying SCO OpenServer with knowledge base support. He fails to discuss the cost of SCO TEAM Services. Also, while even the $350 Linux package will include infinite user licenses, SCO's $1,745 requires additional license payments if you extend the number of users. According to SCO's license, this additional cost per user also applies to database and web applications that SCO didn't write provided that it is running on SCO's OS. Despite all these additional costs, McBride still claims that SCO "customers pay once for the product and run it for as long as they like." If you need to provide an additional payment to increase the number of users, is that really paying only once for the product?

    2) SCO Has a Superior Kernel??

    McBride points out that OpenServer provides support for up to 32 processors, 64GB of memory, terabyte file sizes, and full support for multi-threaded applications.

    The Linux 2.6 kernel includes support for 32x processor configurations including NCR's Voyager architecture. Other Linux projects like Beowulf and MOSIX allow thousands of processors across multiple machines to work as a single computation cluster. On x86 systems, Linux will also support up to 64GB and on some other architures it is possible to support more. Current support allows for files to grow up to 16TB. And not only does Linux provide full threading support but also allows for real-time scheduling.

    3) OpenServer Has Better Security??

    "IT managers rank security today as one of the most important decision factors in selecting an operating systems." McBride goes on to discuss results from a rick management firm called mi2g. He fails to provide where someone can get a copy of the report from mi2g which details how they conducted the security evaluations and the exact results. And he also fails to point out that mi2g doesn't consider SCO to be the *MOST* secure. Instead, mi2g's website states: "The most comprehensive study ever undertaken by the mi2g Intelligence Unit over 12 months reveals that the world's safest and most secure 24/7 online computing environment - operating system plus applications - is proving to be the Open Source platform of BSD (Berkley Software Distribution) and the Mac OS X based on Darwin."

    So, if security is your biggest consern then McBride's choosen security firm would like you to know that BSD or Mac OS X is your best bet. Funny thing is that neither of those are products of SCO.

    4) SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap??

    SCO released OpenLinux Server 3.1.1 at the beginning of 2002 and then discontinued providing patches less than a year later. What has been uncovered from the SCO vs. IBM lawsuit is an email from Michael Davidson and forwarded to Darl McBride on August 13, 2002 that there was "no evidence of any copyright infringement whatsoever." So, where was the customer drive in the roadmap to then to suspend "SCO Linux until the intellectual property issues surrounding Linux are resolved." Going on a fish expedition to get money out of IBM and using that as an excuse to stop providing security updates to OpenLinux customers is *NOT* a roadmap that is customer driven.

    5) OpenServer 6 is Backward Compatible??

    "SCO custo

  160. waaaaay to accurate numer by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1
    >...accounting for 65.64% of all...

    That is four digits. Such a number implies accuracy down to 1/1000 parts. This is almost never possible (that is, if you are seeking a serious result).

    Generally I think that almost all statistics express a higher accuracy than the material allows for (control question, how much statistics express less accuracy than the material allows for?).

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  161. "user support costs" by arete · · Score: 1

    I certainly agree that it costs more to upgrade to a new major version of OSX*

    "user support costs" = costs to suppor the users (seperate from the systems) That is, money you spend on people to answer the phone and explain to your users how to do something that was technically already functioning. I believe that no system has a lower user support cost for untrained users than OSX.

    Whether or not this dwarfs the cost of the more expensive machines depends on your organization, the people in it, whether they actually do diverse things, and how much you actually help them. Ditto for software upgrades...

    So, if I was going to make a lab of a hundred computers for students, I would make it Linux. If I was going to make a server setup I'd make it client-platform independent, and I'd generally have it run Linux. If I was going to choose a workstation OS for a small business that does a lot of varied work on their computers I'd choose OSX, because the users would be able to get more different things done without a support call.

    *But also, there is little that doesn't function adequately in 10.1 and almost nothing in 10.2 The newer versions are snazzier, but not required. A lot of places EOL computers in 3-4 years...

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  162. tried and true, baby! by vm · · Score: 1

    If SCO has the best kernel and OS on market, I wonder why Oracle is no longer available for SCO. Why did Sybase end of life all their SCO products two years ago? Where are all the J2EE application servers for SCO operating systems? If Darl's comments about SCO were the least bit true, why isn't there a plethora of commercial applications available for UnixWare and OpenServer? Probably the same reason there aren't for Solaris x86 (which is finally changing) or Tru64 or BSDi, etc.; lack of market share. Maybe Darl needs to bribe a few Fortune 500 companies to start making public statments. "We at Tommy Hilfiger will not entrust a multi-billion dollar website to an operating system as young and green as Windows or Linux. That's why we chose SCO UnixWare and its 25 year old state of the art kernel."

  163. Sure, for Enterprise Linux. by CatOne · · Score: 1

    There are equivalent tools for distributing or forcing updates for Windows machines in a corporate environment.

    I have a helluva time with the Red Hat client updater. They want email/password, and I always lose it and have to go through a big fucking rigorous process every time I do a re-install.

    I just use Macs now, but "back in the day" I resorted to Ximian's tools, as they were FAR FAR FAR superior to the Red Hat update mechanisms, for me at least.

  164. Oh. by hawk · · Score: 1
    I thought the giveaway was that he was talking about C . . .

    :)

    hawk

    1. Re:Oh. by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Oh, I took the C programmer comment as derogatory... "Not everyone is as incompetent as you poor C programmers... unable to patch anything without source code... geez."

      Incidentally, my mother, who today is only moderately computer literate, was something of a Real Programmer in the late 70s... Worked for Bell Labs, had a hundreds of pages long paper listing of the program she maintained under her bed, so when the batch jobs failed at 2am, she could pull it out and write a hex patch over the phone...

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  165. In Response by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    How exciting! A letter! I'd better write back. Here I go.

    Darling,
    ...

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