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Ask Wil Wheaton Anything

Wil Wheaton [IMDB] is our latest interview victim. Best known here as Wesley Crusher on TNG, Wil has a history doing movies both good (Stand by Me) and, uh, otherwise (see his FAQ). His movie "The Good Things" just won the grand prize at the 27th Festival of American Cinema at Deuville. His currrent project is "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted". Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the highest rated ones to Wil.

492 comments

  1. Those Silly Automatic Doors by wikki · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you were on the set of TNG did you ever find yourself running into the automatic doors when there was no one there to open them for you? How about at your house or other places? Was this a problem for any of the other cast members? Did you ever find yourself going to grocery stores and running in and out of the doors just to make you feel better?

    1. Re:Those Silly Automatic Doors by kilgore_47 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the early episodes especially, even the most diehard trek fans got pretty irritated with your character. Did you ever find yourself watching a TNG episode and being annoyed with your own character?

      Do you think Neelix is as annoying, or more annoying, as the young Crusher? (ideally this could even be a /. poll!)

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  2. Which one? by sandidge · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, uh, Beverly Crusher, Troi or Yar?

    1. Re:Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All three at once, preferably. Crusher is probably overall the most attractive, IMHO

    2. Re:Which one? by CaseyB · · Score: 2

      Hey! You left out Pulaski!

    3. Re:Which one? by Christianfreak · · Score: 2

      Anyone guy that wouldn't say Troi is either celebate or dead! :)

    4. Re:Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Having seen Marina Sirtis in person at Shore Leave many years ago (87 or 88, IIRC -- TNG was still on the air) I can say that IMHO she's not incredibly attractive IRL. There were numerous fen at the con who put her to shame. TNG must have had some really good makeup artists.


      It doesn't help that she's a real bitch. A friend of mine and I were in the hotel restaraunt and watched her and her "posse" verbally abuse the hotel staff & snort coke at their table.

    5. Re:Which one? by uberdood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      um, none of them.

      try:

      Olivia D'Abo (True Q)

      -or-

      Madchen Amick (The Dauphin)

      gawd, am i a geek or what.

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    6. Re:Which one? by CeramicNuts · · Score: 1

      you forgot Jean-Luc's ex "Vosh". first class babe!

    7. Re:Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Robyn Leffler? She was, by far, the hottest. If you don't know who that is... think ASHLEY JUDD

    8. Re:Which one? by BluEyeZ · · Score: 1

      Or gay. I think Wil is a hottie, but Connor Trinneer or Dominic Keating would have a better chance with me. No offence, Wil. ::GRIN::

    9. Re:Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Crusher is his mother, meng, he can't hook up with her.

  3. How do you pronounce "FAQ"? by 32xts · · Score: 0, Interesting

    To turn the table on you, what is your take on the question?

    1. Re:How do you pronounce "FAQ"? by jetgirl25 · · Score: 1

      This isn't offtopic... it's related directly to the Wheaton website, which is linked to in the story.

  4. What I would like to know is... by mttlg · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why all this Wil Wheaton stuff everywhere all of a sudden? I never knew this guy's name until a couple weeks ago, and now I see it all over the place. Was this a carefully planned attempt to distance himself from the "Wesley must die!" movement, or is this just another case of the media picking someone to hype for no apparent reason? Or is he being recognized for his accomplishments or some other seemingly obvious reason?

    1. Re:What I would like to know is... by kc0dby · · Score: 1

      He and Marina Sirtis were the main contributors to the cut-aways for the Star Trek, TNG marathon on TNN a couple weeks ago. It was nice to not have to be up at 1AM to see re-runs...

      Here's a question though:

      Do you find it ironic that your "revival" in the public eye is, yet again, due to TNG?

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    2. Re:What I would like to know is... by mttlg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sheesh, ask a serious and on-topic question (How can a question about Wil Wheaton under "Ask Wil Wheaton Anything" be considered offtopic?) and get modded down as an offtopic troll...

      I suppose I would have been modded up if I had asked something vague and unimportant (and Star Trek related) like "After the recent terrorist attacks on the US and the US military response, do you believe that the idealistic peace portrayed in the Star Trek future is more likely or less likely to be in our future?"

  5. Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by jdh28 · · Score: 4, Informative


    Wil Wheaton recently did a very funny short interview over at BBSpot.


    john

    1. Re:Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by WalterSobchak · · Score: 1

      Is the interview on BBSpot for real or was that a BBSpot spoof?

      Alex

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    2. Re:Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by jdh28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to the log it's for real. Wil has even admitted to it.

      john

    3. Re:Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow, i can't believe he knows other OS's exist besides Windows.

    4. Re:Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by erasmus_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      The interview was really and very funny at that, I strongly suggest checking it out. I don't understand why Wil is getting so much attention now, but I can't say I don't welcome it. He really seems to be a much funnier person than the Next Generation series let him be. His responses are funny, and more importantly, informed about the net culture. My favorite is his response about being like a camwhore without the wishlist.

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    5. Re:Funny Wil Wheaton interview on BBSpot by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      my favorite comment is about oral sex from dr. crusher when wesly crusher was growing up.

      (hey, it really says that!)

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  6. Deauville, not Deuville by LanceSchumacher · · Score: 0

    The name of the town is "Deauville", not "Deuville". It's pronounced like "D'oh Ville". The town is located in Normandy and the american film festival takes places there every year.

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  7. Hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you like to sing?

  8. Do you feel inadequate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you feel a need to proclaim your tawdry little webshite in every story, regardless of your relevance or comprehension of the subject?

    Adequacy.com.
    For those who feel inadequate.

  9. regrets by Hitch · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Having portrayed one of, if not THE most hated character from TNG, do you regret taking the role? Are you irritated by how they handled your character?

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    1. Re:regrets by smaughster · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd say, RTFF.

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    2. Re:regrets by squaretorus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Having been THE most hated character on TeeVee generally for years, ruining many a fine episode for me, now that you are one of those freaky super beings would you travel back in time and just, like, not turn up for the audition or something!

      It won't bother you! Your a super being!

    3. Re:regrets by quecojones · · Score: 1, Informative

      If it weren't slashdotted, he (or she, or whatever) and I might have.

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    4. Re:regrets by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      I certainly regret watching some of those episodes, particulary that cloying one with the "traveler" I really wanted to hurl big chunks when I saw that bit and heard whatever the scarring dialogue was concerning Weaselly Crusher being the next leap in the evolutionary chain. Cripes!

      Blame Roddenbury, sure, but it seems every good bit of big and little screen version of Sci Fi has something to make the thinking viewer consider "hey, that character really sucks and is so beyond authentic or plausible it must be a product or marketroids" Once again it was a case of Hollywood just not understanding what a real geek or hacker is.

      Oh, and apologies to those who actually liked Weaselly Crusher and episodes where he linked his Archer-kit crystal radio into the main engineering computer and got 15% more power out of the warp drives. I really mean it, to all both of you.

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    5. Re:regrets by Big+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Kee-rist, dude! Wil Wheaton was just an actor playing a part. So what if you were annoyed by his character... blame the writers and the director for that.

      I swear, it just blows me away how people have treated Wil, treating him as if he were Wesley in real life. GOOD LORD, IT IS JUST A TELEVISION SHOW! Frankly, I would be more concerned with Wil's future projects. Any plans for bigger pictures? Any new television work planned?

      Of course, then their are the geek questions: What is your UT player name? It would be cool to know if I had played Unreal Tournament with Wil without knowing it...

  10. Complete nonsense by Caine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But I have to say that was the best, most interesting and most funny celebrity site, I've ever seen. :)

  11. Python by Voidhobo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you thing the Python programming-language is Sixty Feet of Pure Terror, too? (I mean, this is Slashdot, afterall!)

  12. What the story fails to mention by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wil's not that far removed from the rest of us here.

    How many actors have you heard of that took the time to code their own site in php?

    Oh, I'm supposed to ask a question...Hmmm...ok: Wil, vi or emacs?

    ^_^

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    1. Re:What the story fails to mention by johnnnyboy · · Score: 1

      php?

      greymatter is in perl bubba.

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  13. Ashley Judd - Please clarify by iamsure · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In your FAQ, there is a question about Ashley Judd:

    "Is it true that you were really Ashley Judd's first onscreen kiss, and you ruined her for the rest of her life?"

    To which you reply:

    "Yep. It is 100% true. Ashley Judd played Robin Lefler, in the episode "The Game", and Uncle Willie went to bootytown"

    Now, let's be clear here. You "knew" her in a biblical sense?

    Seeing as how she is one of the most attractive and emotional actresses in Hollywood, what was the experience like back then?

    Just wanted some clarification..

    1. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by sandidge · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      More importantly... " Bootytown "?!?!?

    2. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by JimTheta · · Score: 1

      I'm not the AC, but I'll second his motion. Have you seen Kiss The Girls? While not a bad movie in itself, it was not a great performance on her part. Yes, she is attractive, but so's Britney Spears. That doesn't make either of them talented.

      -Grant

      PS Hey mods, this, and all parent threads are not off-topic! Maybe they do drift from the Wil Wheaton story, but there's still a logical progression. It's mods like that that make me metamod frequently.

    3. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by erasmus_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's obviously joking, as he tends to do based on the rest of the responses on his site / BBSpot. Let's not pick questions like this for the interview, or we won't have a lot of interesting responses.

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    4. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ill agree with the talent-free comments but when it comes to looks; you cant be serious.

      Judd versus the trailer-trash queen?
      I aint even close.

    5. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am close. Close to popping my wad thinking about ashley...

    6. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      I guess that depends on how you define interesting. Personally, after reading the BBSpot interview, I'll be sure not to miss his /. reponse!

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    7. Re:Ashley Judd - Please clarify by Private+Essayist · · Score: 1

      And have you seen Ruby in Paradise? Excellent acting by Ashley Judd. She clearly can act, even if not every role has shown it.

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  14. Wheres the parties, dude? by imrdkl · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Seriously, how much time do you spend reading techie sites like slashdot, and keeping up with the issues? I see lots of nice links and banners on your webpage that seem to advocate. How would you "rate your geekness"? Is setting up your own server really fun for you, or just another way to score babes? :-)

    Thanks, I enjoy alot of your work.

    1. Re:Wheres the parties, dude? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is setting up your own server really fun for you, or just another way to score babes?

      Only on /. could building servers be considered sexy.

    2. Re:Wheres the parties, dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on /. could building servers be considered sexy.

      C'mon, how many major datacenters don't kepp porno mags and lube in the server rooms?!

    3. Re:Wheres the parties, dude? by curunir · · Score: 1

      Sexy = Intelligent + Cool
      setting up servers = intelligence
      being on a tv show = cool
      so, asking an actor whether setting up servers helps him score babes is like asking a geek whether being on a tv show helps him score babes...

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  15. The TNN TNG Marathon by Salis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wil,
    I loved the TNG Marathon played on TNN..the first time I ever watched the network for more than 15 seconds. The character segments in between were great too, but why on Earth did they make all of you run on that stupid treadmill? It was so distracting...and watching Michael Dorn get out of breathe wasn't exactly funny.

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    1. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by big_a · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which... What's the connection between Star Trek and TNN?

      Do you find it creepy too?

    2. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by frknfrk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      TNN is no longer 'the nashville network'. they are trying to 'reinvent' themselves as 'the national network'. so instead of 'dukes of hazzard' they are showing 'star trek'.

      -sam

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    3. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by Accipiter · · Score: 2

      I can almost guarantee they had no treadmill. From the way Marina Sirtis was flailing her arms, I'm betting they were running in place.

      Johnathan Frakes made it look the best, though. It actually looked like he was running. :)

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    4. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by Spencerian · · Score: 1

      Simple:

      It's now "The Nerd Network."

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    5. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      Th deal is that TNN is no longer The Nashville Network and is now The National Network.
      They got bought by MTV (er, viacom/cbs/whoever) and have "hip new programming" (according to a TV Guide when this first happened a couple months ago).

      If TNG is hip and new, I'm not gonna argue ;-)

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    6. Re:The TNN TNG Marathon by proto · · Score: 1

      For those /. readers that are not Star Trek fans (hey, its possible), this is the scoop. The TNN network purchased the sole rights to broadcast Star Trek TNG. They also bought the rights to Deep Space 9 for 2004 and Voyager for 2006.

  16. Star Trek Movies by LowellPorter · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Will you be in any future Star Trek movies? Why or Why not?

    Thanks Ahead.
    LP

  17. He can't be all bad: by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    His website uses php instead of asp. That's worth at least ten additional cool points, and considering the reputation the poor guy has, that's really something.

    1. Re:He can't be all bad: by tmark · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it just means he's doing worse financially then we all imagine.

    2. Re:He can't be all bad: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His website uses php instead of asp.
      I would have thought he'd used something else.
    3. Re:He can't be all bad: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, ASP isn't great, but it isn't "insecure by design" like PHP.

      Actually, people who think PHP is Kewl generally loses Geek Points bigtime in my book. There's far better non-MS web scripting environments.

    4. Re:He can't be all bad: by serutan · · Score: 2

      Maybe, maybe not. Maybe you didn't visit his site. The size and complexity more than justify his claim to being a geek. Lots of other people do their own websites because they want to, why not an actor?

      BTW, for a trip WAAAYY farther down memory lane, check out Angela Cartrwright's site (Penny on Lost in Space in the 60's).

  18. type casted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you feel doing stand by me and TNG that you are typecasted?

  19. Final Frontier - thoughts on your career by iamsure · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As one of the ultra-rare individuals who actually really enjoyed your character, I have had some questions over the years.

    Questions like:

    Did you ever get to see Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troy) nude?

    Was there any behind the scenes booty-calls between cast members that you are comfortable releasing?

    How difficult is it for a new actor to get a recurring role on a Star Trek series 'generally'?

    More importantly to me..

    Would you ever do a movie with Bruce Campbell? If so, have you let him and his people know?

    And finally,

    I know you were happy to leave the show, and I am glad you retained your integrity and ability to do what you wanted. However, I have often wondered, did you like the WAY you were written off the show?

    1. Re:Final Frontier - thoughts on your career by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      >> Did you ever get to see Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troy) nude?

      Well, if this doesn't prove the point of my earlier posting, I don't know what does!

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    2. Re:Final Frontier - thoughts on your career by T-Lex · · Score: 1

      How difficult is it for a new actor to get a recurring role on a Star Trek series 'generally'?

      Why would he have any knowledge of this? Did he try to get recurring roles on any of the other series or help do the casting for TNG?

    3. Re:Final Frontier - thoughts on your career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah, and your point was?

    4. Re:Final Frontier - thoughts on your career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, when an older actress is on a series with
      a 16 year old actor, the older woman ALWAYS
      takes her clothes off for the underaged boy.
      WTF were you thinking? That they were having
      orgies of the set? Get your mind out of the gutter
      (I hope you were just kidding about that question
      and I just missed your humor.)

  20. Superhero Movies by 32xts · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After getting your fingers burned with the abortive Sandman project in conjunction with Roger Avery, are there are other superhero projects you would consider taking on?

  21. Star Trek, of coure by steveo777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We all can look up your various roles on the web. What kind of roles people attempt to cast you for? Are there any movies that you especially would like to have been in, or possibly in the future?

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    1. Re:Star Trek, of coure by cyphgenic · · Score: 1

      Also, what role would you like to play in a movie based on one of your favorite books?

      Being a late twenty-something were your friends caught up in the dot-com hype, or are they mostly actors concerned with their craft?

  22. Wesley Crusher jokes by DarkDust · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As you mentioned on your FAQ page, the Wesley Crusher character from TNG was target of some not very complementary jokes. But are there any Wesley Crusher jokes that you liked ?

    1. Re:Wesley Crusher jokes by jetgirl25 · · Score: 1

      Yes. This one (as stated in his blog):

      Mr. T vs. Wussley Crusher

  23. Now to the Core Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Wil, will your website be featuring any
    guest CORBA objects anytime soon?

    Rock on Dude, Great PHP site!

  24. true geek? by jptxs · · Score: 1

    your site is php. you have a thinkgeek banner and many other geek cues. do you consider youself one of the unwashed masses? do you think you're a geek? --in the good sense =]

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  25. With a decent start to your career.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why did you end up doing less-than-desirable career-killing roles such as Star Trek? Not flamebait.....this question is legit!

  26. Google Whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Google Whoring by T-Lex · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not off-topic. Why waste points on this?

    2. Re:Google Whoring by hearingaid · · Score: 2

      Or you could even go here to see the cache without the search terms highlighted. :)

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  27. Enterprise by abde · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I liked your brief appearance in the Sprite commercial :) My question is, have you thought about sticking with the Star Trek franchise? With Enterprise, the franchise is taking a new direction, in which the characters are more human and not ultra-competent Utopians. Have you considered trying for a part, recurring or otherwise?

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    1. Re:Enterprise by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      How'd that get modded up?! Like they'd ever cast him as another trek character after everyone already recognizes him as wes crusher... PUHLEEZE.

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    2. Re:Enterprise by xinit · · Score: 1

      Heh, what with the way they wrote him out completely, time travel to the Bakula days wouldn't be completely out of line with the series' "logic".

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  28. Are you worried about being typecast? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jason Alexander once said in an interview that every single episode he did as George on Seinfeld made it harder and harder for him to be marketable in showbiz as any other sort of character. Given that most people know you as Welsey Crusher, do you ever worry about it? If that's a problem, how does an actor break out of it?

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    1. Re:Are you worried about being typecast? by telstar · · Score: 1

      Only a certain segment of the population knows him as Welsey Crusher. A lot of people don't watch Star Trek ... I'd think he'd be marketable to that group, though I've never seen him act on Star Trek, so maybe not.

    2. Re:Are you worried about being typecast? by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Really? A few years ago it seemed like you could watch "Star Trek - TNG" 24/7. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that >50% of the total TV-watching US population is familiar with the show.

    3. Re:Are you worried about being typecast? by TalShiar00 · · Score: 1

      And the finny thing is... jason Alexander was on an episode of Star Trek if you didn't know.

  29. wilwheaton.net by dafoomie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does it feel to have wilwheaton.net slashdotted? But seriously, would you ever, ever, ever do a Star Trek anything again, even if its just 10 seconds to get shot to make sure you'll never appear again? Not sure how you'd get written back in though.

    1. Re:wilwheaton.net by XPulga · · Score: 1

      In a series with alternate universes, time travel and Q, exactly how does shooting the character makes sure he'll never appear again ?

    2. Re:wilwheaton.net by vnsnes · · Score: 1
      But seriously, would you ever, ever, ever do a Star Trek anything again...

      There was a TNG marathon on a couple of weeks ago (I think it was TNT) and he appeared in commercial breaks talking about the show. So, yes, he's doing things that are Star Trek somethings.

    3. Re:wilwheaton.net by dafoomie · · Score: 1

      Yeah but on the show or a movie... Well, with the writers for Star Trek today, I dunno if there is a way to totally eliminate a character so that he can never reappear. It's just like a soap opera, the laws of nature/physics don't apply when it fits the story :P They do have some cool stuf though and they did do a good amount of research on the technology to make it realistic (i think).

  30. IDS by eMilkshake · · Score: 1

    Wil -- I see you are an IDS user for all your photo displaying needs. Do you recommend it for others, and what features do you like most about this and other open source products?

  31. Hated? by Kaypro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It always fascinates me, the hatred male trekkies have towards Wil Wheatons character. Now I think I understand why: I watched TNG during my early teens and I always envied his character, I would have killed to be in his characters situation! And I think thats where all this hatred comes from. Instead of looking like a dweeb, they express distaste for him. Also he basically portrayed most of our lives: An above average male teenager who was never appreciated for his abilites by his role models (Especially Picard). This kind of reminds me a bit of the whole Jar Jar thing...

    If you're not man enough to admit your envy, then please don't try to satisfy your ego by expressing hate.

    To Wes: Great job on TNG....wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

    Kaypro...

    1. Re:Hated? by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also he basically portrayed most of our lives

      I don't remember anything about a rainbow-fringed jumpsuit.

    2. Re:Hated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, no.

      We hated the character since it was an obvious sop to get the teenies in.

      Crusher *was* the Jar Jar Binks of TNG.

      ... Beautifully acted though :-)

    3. Re:Hated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the WesleyGod must do is ponder the possibility of travelling backwards in time, and it shall be so.

      well I (*shedding tears*) do

  32. Read his FAQ before you post! by CygnusTM · · Score: 1

    Don't waste our time with questions that are already answered in Wil's FAQ.

    1. Re:Read his FAQ before you post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would love to. Unfortunately, 500,000 other slashdorks are also trying to do so right now.

  33. Slashdot effect by Tet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simple question: were you expecting your site to get slashdotted when details of this interview were posted?

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    1. Re:Slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, before his site was slashdotted, he mentioned he was about to be slashdotted...
      so, yeah.

  34. outfit by daevt · · Score: 1

    how the hell did they get you to wear that grey thing on TNG? i hope you got a lot of cash for that.

  35. Nick Name Wuss-ley by msheppard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did the nick name Wuss-ley hurt you personally? If not, can you maybe recommend one that would?

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    Krispy Cream is people
  36. NewTek and the Video Toaster by suso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On your homepage you mention that you once worked for NewTek during their development or initial release of the Video Toaster. I've always been curious to know how you got the job there and what you exactly did for them? Did you ever own an Amiga prior to working at NewTek?

    1. Re:NewTek and the Video Toaster by jfroot · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I saw Wil at the Cosumer Electronics show in Chicago of 93 working the NewTek booth with one of those Headeset mikes.

    2. Re:NewTek and the Video Toaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too!

      the newtek booth was right across the way from the sega both who had mr. big (that's right, mr. big--obviously at the pinnacle of their career) singing "To be with you" and screaming some crap about how cool video games and rock 'n roll are together. way to go sega on a major celebrity score for ces.

      BUT... speaking of newtek, let's forget all these questions about if wil saw some t&a from the tng chicks. what I want to know is if he had a 'bootycall' with kiki the toaster crack whore.

    3. Re:NewTek and the Video Toaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember W.W. playing DJ at a NewTek party in Topeka. He brought his mom and his sister. They were nice. Also, "Scotty" Doohan and "Grandpa" Al Lewis were there, and maybe Carel Struycken the guy who played Lurch in the remakes of the Addams Family and Mr. Homn in TNG, and I seem to remember that Emmanuel Goldstein of 2600 was there, and maybe the cast of MST3K, but perhaps I'm mixing together several Topeka parties. It's all a blur. Paul is dead, dammit!

  37. bandwidth by TheMMaster · · Score: 1

    Since your site seems to be suffering for the "slashdot effect" what kind of connection do you have?? ;-)

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  38. So you read Slashdot, eh? by Stavr0 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • Do you have an account here ?
    • Have you ever posted here ?
    • Have you ever submitted ?
    • Have you ever got a submission accepted ?
    1. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by zsazsa · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is probably him, going by the slashdot user name "CleverNickName."

    2. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by paRcat · · Score: 2

      In the words of Moe... "Whaaaaa?"

      Wesley Crusher, erm, Wil Wheaton actually reads slashdot? And has semi-insightful comments? And coded his own site in PHP?

      I've actually just gained a bit more respect for this guy.

      Will wonders ever cease?

    3. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain why parent post is "offtopic."

    4. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      And, amazingly, can still watch the other Star Trek series. I bet Bill Shatner can't say that :)

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    5. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2

      Aw, yeah. I'm finally uber-31337 now! I've got a lower UserID than Wesley Crusher! w00t! I'm gonna get all the chicks!

      Wait.

      Damn.

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    6. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you have an account here ?

      Yeah, I've had it for quite some time. I never put my name to it because I was afraid I'd automatically get modded down.

      Have you ever posted here ?

      Yeah. But not too often. My motto is "if you don't have something to say that's worth at least +1, don't say anything at all".

      Have you ever submitted ?

      Yeah.

      Have you ever got a submission accepted ?

      Are you kidding me? If I had a submission posted, that would make me cool, and that would begin the slow unraveling of the very fabric of space-time.

      If this post isn't the poster-child for karma whoring, I don't know what is.

    7. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      Have you ever got a submission accepted ?

      Are you kidding me? If I had a submission posted, that would make me cool, and that would begin the slow unraveling of the very fabric of space-time.

      Doesn't this sorta count as getting a submission accepted? C'mon, you got Slashdotted, that's gotta be worth something towards geeky coolness.

      That and space-time unravelling might not be bad about now since I need to study for three classes in the span of eight hours and didn't bother sleeping last night. I think some unravelling of the space-time continumm might help about now... :)

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    8. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quite obviously, you could then, at least in theory, answer all the top modded questions right away in this thread. Not that this would be better in any way, but it would probably confuse people, which of course makes it worthwhile.

    9. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by xinit · · Score: 1
      The sad part is that, assuming you are Wil, you have a user number that's so much higher than the original karma whore that posted those questions that he'd never TRULY respect you anyhow.

      The answers DO sound in line with the Wheaton blogs I've been reading. So, not unlike all the quotes attributed to Winston Churchill, this one may as well be slapped in the Wheaton FAQ as reference Wil.

      Though, there are some who would think you'd jumped the gun and given precidence to a troll's post... heh

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    10. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by sid_vicious · · Score: 2

      Have you ever posted here ?

      Yeah. But not too often. My motto is "if you don't have something to say that's worth at least +1, don't say anything at all".


      Hey, Wil - consider posting more often. I was always a TNG fan (but definately not a card-carrying Spock-ear-wearing psycho), and have to admit that I went back and peeked at some of your old posts when I realized what your handle was.

      You're definately helping out the signal-to-noise ratio around this place.

      :-)

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    11. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Semi, hell; I end up using mod points on him all the time. 75% of the time I even agree with what I'm modding up.

    12. Re:So you read Slashdot, eh? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      He certainly has posted, that's who i found his website :)

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  39. Product Demo by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2
    I've seen your interview in it's product demo videotape.

    Do you still use the Newtek Video Toaster for your video productions?

  40. A character done wrong? by screwballicus · · Score: 0, Troll
    Do you feel your character was belittled by TNG's writers? In the film The Princess Bride, Cary Elwes reads the line "You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley". Do you feel that no one would surrender the Dread Pirate Ensign Wesley Crusher? Is this problem specifically related to the name Wesley? Might this problem have been dealt with by a better surname? Ensign Wesley Ball-Crusher? Or maybe just Ensign Ball-Crusher, for that matter. What techniques, were you able to relive your tenure as Ensign Ball-Crusher, would you use to deal with the problem of your character's unpopularity. I suggest the following:

    1) Being an attractive young woman

    2) In a spandex jumpsuit

    Number 2, you have covered already. Number 1 would be a more difficult solution. Will you, at any point in the future, be an attractive young woman? Have you, in your acting career, ever been a young woman? Can I have a date? Thank you.

    1. Re:A character done wrong? by escherIV · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm sorry, but your questions 2-4 are entirely moot. The name of the character played by Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride is, in fact, not Wesley. It is a common misconception, but the name is Westley. Check the credits, or just check on the IMDB.

      Nitpicky, but hey, it's a major point in most of your questions. :)

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    2. Re:A character done wrong? by friscolr · · Score: 1
      Have you, in your acting career, ever been a young woman?

      read his faq. (get the google cache if it's still slashdotted). His stunt double during part of Stand By Me was a woman; try getting your kicks by watching that flick.

  41. WilWeaton.net /.ed by CygnusTM · · Score: 1

    Did anyone warn Wil of the consequences of accepting an interview request from Slashdot?

    1. Re:WilWeaton.net /.ed by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      didn't need to....

      Wil reads /. and actually links here from his website....

      Oh... heh... nice computer he's running, and I especially like his answer to the question "how do you tell losers who can't tell Wesley from Wil to get a life?" on the BBSpot interview.

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  42. fuck slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, let's do what bbspot did and interview an actor/geek.

    I thought it was cool when bbspot did it. You guys are just biting.

    The quality here sucks these days. Fucking USED to be cool at /. but hardly at all any more.

  43. Outrospection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil, if you could ask Wil Wheaton anything, what would you ask him? (be sure to read his FAQ before you answer).

  44. The Trekkie Circuit by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious about the Star Trek fan circuit - convention appearances and all. Do you actually make some decent money on them or is it more of a favor to the fans? Does Paramount ever pressure the actors to attend events to promote the franchise? And is there a camaraderie between actors from different series, people who otherwise haven't worked with each other?

    1. Re:The Trekkie Circuit by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      And has John de Lancie officially changed his middle name to "Q"?

  45. Cameo by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Personally I liked the cameo in The Outer Limits episode, albiet he was typecast as a scared newbie cadet. Was it "The Lighthorsemen" or "The light army"?

    1. Re:Cameo by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      That wasn't really a cameo - it was arguably the lead role. And the title, if memory serves, was taken from the poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson: The Charge of the Light Brigade. So it was probably "The Light Brigade." :)

    2. Re:Cameo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

  46. Usenet by Herbmaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When did you first hear of the classic usenet group, alt.ensign.wesley.crusher.die.die.die, and what was your reaction?

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    1. Re:Usenet by icqqm · · Score: 2

      It was actually alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die, or its alternative alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die.

  47. Re:Are you gay? by NineNine · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously, whoever modded this as "flamebait" has never seen an episode of Star Trek with this guy in it.

  48. Wil's job at NewTek's Lightwave by peter303 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You worked at the animation software shop NewTek
    for a while. What did you do there? Do you thing you'll get back into tech again someday?

    1. Re:Wil's job at NewTek's Lightwave by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You worked at the animation software shop NewTek

      Interestingly enough, NewTek's original product was the Video Toaster for the Amiga 2000. Lightwave 3D 1.0 was something they threw in. Then in 2.0 it got raytracing, and from there it just blew up. Now there are more seats of Lightwave 3D around the world than any other 3D package.

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    2. Re:Wil's job at NewTek's Lightwave by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      And the Video Toaster software is what was originally used for Babylon 5's 3d effects.

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    3. Re:Wil's job at NewTek's Lightwave by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      AFAIK they stuck with lightwave 3D at least for modeling, not sure about layout or rendering. However, since lightwave is now available on Win32, MacOS, IRIX, and DEC UNIX (I refuse to call it Digital, or even worse, Compaq) it's a distinct possibility.

      They definitely stuck with lightwave for rendering in at least some scenes still in season 4, and I haven't seen anything really from 5. Lightwave-rendered graphics have a certain look.

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  49. Why Wil Wheaton? by ChrisJones · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does CmdrTaco have a secret desire to be Wesley Crusher? Happy little geekboy growing up in a world for happy little geeks? ;)

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  50. Not a question : Wil's Filmography by TheMMaster · · Score: 1

    I found Wil's Filmography
    I thought you might be interested... it is quite impressive actually

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  51. Hollywood Activism by Dunkirk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wil,

    You have made comments to the effect of poo-poo'ing celebrity opinions about issues in general. Yet in your blogs, you spend a lot of time discussing politics, and you make no bones about which side of the isle you favor. As someone in the public spotlight - and especially as someone in the geek spotlight (being a celeb that has your own self-coded web site) - do you consider it a duty of sorts to be an activist? Does being a celeb bring any more responsibility over the common, first-amendment-empowered citizen in voicing your opinion? Also, do you feel that you have qualities above and beyond other Hollywood celebrities that makes it important that you share your feelings?

    Thanks,
    dk

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    1. Re:Hollywood Activism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell can you mod up a posting to 5 that misspells "aisle" as "isle"?

    2. Re:Hollywood Activism by selkirk · · Score: 1

      Which side of the isle does he favor? Gilligan's or the Skipper's?

  52. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I think he left that choice out on purpose.

  53. Writing Wesley back in. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Need I point out that, when Wesley Crusher(TM) left us, he was well on his way to godhood? Time and space are merely useful abstractions to the WesleyGod. All the WesleyGod must do is ponder the possibility of travelling backwards in time, and it shall be so.

    Another possibility would be to write him in as his own ancestor. ST has stooped to doing that on a couple of occasions before.

    Come back, Wil! The galaxy needs you!

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    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    1. Re:Writing Wesley back in. . . by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      All the WesleyGod must do is ponder the possibility of travelling backwards in time, and it shall be so.

      Thats an excellent point!

      I hope he improves on the method a little, because we wouldn't want him phasing in and our of spacetime like the Traveler...

      Though I think a return of WeslyGod to trek (in Enterprise) is actually unlikely, I do hope that they somehow work the Q into it. Since Encounter at Farpoint was supposed to be the Q's first encounter with humans, I'm not sure how they would explain it though...

      Oh well, anything is possible with patented StarTrekPhysics(tm), right?

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  54. Star Trek Voyager by apathy21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always wanted to know whether or not Wil was even asked to do an episode of Star Trek Voyager. That series could have used a good episode about the Traveler and Wesley. I would think the idea could have popped up in some writers' heads.

  55. Radio Free Burrito by webword · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You seem to know a lot about music. How big is your collection? What are your favorite bands? What is Radio Free Burrito and what do you think of broadcasting live?

    1. Re:Radio Free Burrito by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good question and I hope it gets selected. Moderators? I've listened to "Radio Free Burrito" a couple of times. It is Wheaton's MP3 broadcast (lo-fi and hi-fi streams!) through Live365. His selection of music is very diverse and, to be honest, I am kinda surprised that he isn't a disk jockey. So, I'm curious. I hope others are curious too.

    2. Re:Radio Free Burrito by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, I agree. This are some good questions. Maybe ol' Wesley Crusher boy will talk about the new theme song on Enterprise, to! Have you heard it? Man, it sucks turds. Anywhoo, let get Willie talkin' 'bout music. Hopefully the mods will raise it up, up, up...

    3. Re:Radio Free Burrito by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His favourite band is Radiohead..

  56. Cheerios contest by Krelboyne · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    I remember back when TNG first came out, Cheerios ran a promotion on the back of the cereal box that let you enter a drawing to be a guest star on the show. At the time I was 8 years old, and winning that contest was pretty much the goal of my life. Since losing the contest, my dreams have been shattered and I shake uncontrollably whenever I see a Cheerios box.


    My question: Do you remember who won the contest? Was he/she cool? Did he/she actually make it into an episode?

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    1. Re:Cheerios contest by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember back when TNG first came out, Cheerios ran a promotion on the back of the cereal box that let you enter a drawing to be a guest star on the show. At the time I was 8 years old, and winning that contest was pretty much the goal of my life. Since losing the contest, my dreams have been shattered and I shake uncontrollably whenever I see a Cheerios box.

      My question: Do you remember who won the contest? Was he/she cool? Did he/she actually make it into an episode?


      Gdarn Moderators on crack, how is this OffTopic? Krelboyne, Ive got karma to burn - Ill re-post for you.

    2. Re:Cheerios contest by Krelboyne · · Score: 1
      Thanks. I was confused by the moderation as well. I was under the impression that we were able to "Ask Wil Wheaton Anything". And, within that broader context, I thought my question had some additional relevance since, you know, it involved the show that Mr. Wheaton was a cast member of. In fact, if I remember correctly, Mr. Wheaton himself was pictured on the Cheerios box.


      Oh well. I guess this is why we have Meta-moderation.

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      "Bloody marvelous."

    3. Re:Cheerios contest by ShamusYoung · · Score: 1

      I've had a theory about this for a long time. In one episode, Young Crusher applies to entrance into Starfleet. He has to compete against a lizzard-like guy who breathes through some machine and a young vulcan.

      The vulcan had, I think, about two or three lines. I've always suspected this was the contest winner.

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    4. Re:Cheerios contest by gangibson · · Score: 1

      Remember the episode where a planet whose population are mostly sterile kidnap all of the Enterprise's kids (including Wesley Crusher)? I always suspected that the contest winner was one of the other kids. BTW, I wouldn't have modded the original question as offtopic, Krelboyne. I've always wanted to know the answer to that question!

  57. Who got a worse deal from fans... by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...you, or Jar Jar Binks? ;)

    You've played one of the most despised characters in the history of science fiction; do you have any advice for Jar Jar as to how he should handle the rancor of obnoxious fans?

    BTW, congrats on moving beyond Wesley and having what looks like an interesting career. In the end, you've done better than some other cast members of ST:TNG! At least you're not narrating alien autopsy videos... ;)

  58. Evolution by mirko · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    What about an IMDB evolution?
    Here are several possibilities:
    • Multilingual info DB (some submissions could consist of translating some other): make it international. (in this case, differentiate the top movies list in order also to show it according to the voters origins. For instance, Amelie Poulain may be have gotten higher in a French Top-List)
    • Extending IMDB to derivative works: related DVD presentations, books or videogames made after a movie (or maybe inspiring a movie, like "Mortal Kombat", "Street Fighter" or, more recently, "Tomb Raider" or "Final Fantasy")
    • Adding forum to each of the film entry... Making it a little more dynamic.
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  59. Platform choice? by macsforever2001 · · Score: 2

    What is your platform of choice (yes I see your site uses PHP, good job!)? Are you religious about that like the rest of us?

    • Mac
    • 'Doze
    • *nix
    • BSD
    • Something else
    1. Re:Platform choice? by kc0dby · · Score: 1

      From his BBSpot Interview: He's got a P-II with 128MB RAM, running Windows 2K, although he really wants to learn linux someday.

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    2. Re:Platform choice? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2
      I remember hearing how back in the day he had a Mac Plus which had blown its analog board, so he couldn't get online. (As if there was much time for that while doing the weekly TV series grind.) Ah, the good old Mac analog board.

      It wasn't the power supply that blew, like most people said, it was actually part of the video circuitry. And usually it was a 25 volt non-polarized electrolytic capacitor that went, in a spew of orange smoke. When it happened to mine, I took it to the local Mac fixit guy, and he replaced it with a 35 or 50 or so volt Mylar non-electrolytic capacitor. I guess Apple didn't learn its lesson, because AirPort base stations have had a problem with marginally rated capacitors, too.

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  60. Your Career Choice by (void*) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You seem to be a pretty talented person. What made you choose acting as a career? Ever had any regrets?

  61. With all the hype ... by TrollMaster5000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... about the SSSCA, and the DMCA, how do you, as a producer, view these ideas of 'media industry law' as we have come to call it?

    What are your opinions, agreements, and disagreements with these bills that are passed?

  62. Wesley vs. Adric by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many people have compared Wesley Crusher to Adric on the Dr. Who. In both cases, the character was reviled because of the way the writers handled him. What are your thoughts on this? How would you recommend an actor handle this sort of situation in the future?

    1. Re:Wesley vs. Adric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least Adric went out with a Bang!

  63. Geekess or Valley Girl? by Dyrandia · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a lifelong geekess whose first crush was on Wesley Crusher, here's a question I'd love answered by Wil Wheaton, as well as the general male slashdot population. Which would Wesley Crusher, in character, prefer? An attractive, yet slightly braindead, clothes/hair/nails oriented girl, or her equally attractive, intelligent geekess identical twin sister? Someone who can't carry on a conversation unless it involves who was seen where, with whom, and what each was wearing, or somone who can argue the pros and cons of which programming language suits a certain task best? What about you as a person?

    1. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd perfer the geek girl. I'd like to cum all over her glasses and hair.

      -Wil W.

    2. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Now that I'm older and wiser and past my sexual peak, I'd just go for anybody that can setup their own network connection.

    3. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An attractive, yet slightly braindead, clothes/hair/nails oriented girl, or her equally attractive, intelligent geekess identical twin sister?

      I can hear all the male geeks say in unison "Both!".

      Seriously tho: attractive or intelligent.

    4. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Griim · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for Wil or Wesley Crusher, but I find attractive geek girls are somewhat hard to come by, and when you find them, they're usually taken. What I want to know is, where are they supposed to be found? I go out to the clubs (I like dancing, and my friends are all there too) but my roommate and I came to the conclusion several years ago that most probably don't go out to the clubs, sitting around online about as much as we did.

      Valley Girls get boring after five minutes.

    5. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Brazilian+Geek · · Score: 2

      Geekess any day. Narrowing the field down to the two of them I'd pick Ms. Geek even if she was less attractive though I can't see how a girl that knows perl could be anything next to sexy. :)

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    6. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hmmm..tough call.

      If they were identical looks wise..still tough call. Hardcore geeks really are quite annoying. My criteria would be more along the lines of:

      • Athletic
      • Erotic
      • Intelligent
      • Curious

      Or to put it bluntly, she has to make me laugh, make me think, and make me cum. A little nerdy/quirky is a good thing. All out geek? No way. Being geeky is one thing. That being all you are is..well..annoying!

    7. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by mjh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who's married, I'm answering becuase I thought you might appreciate the perspective of someone who is not married to a geek.

      My wife is fantastic and I wouldn't trade her for any other human being in the world. But to say that she's not a geek is an understatement. I look, with fond admiration at two friends of mine who are married to geeks. They have that in common, and they both can get excited about wiring their houses, or the new software that they've written or installed. Or the bug that they just squished.

      My wife just doesn't get it. She doesn't get why I spend so much time in front of the computer. She doesn't get how working with computer software really gets me pumped up, and gives me feelings of accomplishment. She just doesn't get it, and it causes stress in our marriage. Fortunately, we're able to work it out.

      Geek girls are starting to turn up more and more... however they're still exceedingly rare. The ability to share goals together and get excited over the same things will be much more important over the long run than the physical attractiveness of your spouse, which will inevitably decline. If you are a geek girl, you're sitting on a real gold mine. You'll be able to share the same sort of desires and get excited about the same thing as a *HUGE* number of men in the world. It's rare.

      Good luck.

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    8. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      Remember the chick from The Mummy? She is a Geekess, but is beautiful too. Somewhat ditzy, very intellegent, and mad cute.

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    9. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by hereticmessiah · · Score: 1

      If only there were more geekesses. Interesting, witty, intelligent women who can hold an intelligent conversation and not be frightened off when they find out I'm a geek.

      Oh well, I live in hope...

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    10. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or? Whats is this or you speak of? I must be very lucky, my fiancee is both attractive (I'm not the only one who says it either!), and intelligent (Can write some HTML, knows what IRC is, can work a computer pretty damn competently), and will be going on to do psychology. Aha!

    11. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1
      An attractive, yet slightly braindead, clothes/hair/nails oriented girl, or her equally attractive, intelligent geekess identical twin sister?


      Depends. Does she run Linux?

      ;o)

      Bill
    12. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 1

      I instantaniously thought of Silicon Valley upon reading that. If that doesn't prove I need a vacation I don't know what will ever.

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    13. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by merlin_jim · · Score: 2

      Geekess all the way!

      A girl that can argue with me all night over a search algorithm, or who can critique my programming technique in my latest hobbyist software... this girl I shall propose to when I meet her.

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    14. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by serutan · · Score: 2

      The geekess, without a doubt, equally attractive or not. The character Jordan in the movie Real Genius.

    15. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geekess or Valley? Niether, try BJ Queen!

    16. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Niksie3 · · Score: 0

      Would you mary me?

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      Sig you!
    17. Re:Geekess or Valley Girl? by Xrkun · · Score: 1

      Hrmmm. Dumb girl brings beer. Smart girl installs beer tap in my lazyboy. Nuff said

  64. Linda Park by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Does it bother you that Linda Park (Hoshi Sato on the new series "Enterprise") says that she grew up on TNG and had a crush on you/Wesley? Or does it feel good after reading certain Usenet groups?

    PS: I happen to like the Wesley character (aside from his final episode, which was lame), so there!

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    --GrouchoMarx
    Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?

    1. Re:Linda Park by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Sick! She's like 200 years older than him!

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  65. slashdotted!!! yay!! by n3m6 · · Score: 2

    since your site is slashdotted to hell.. ( dear god.. pray for those webpages ) .. what do you have to say about it ? just say something..

    something..

  66. Advise for "Enterprise" counterpart by speleo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any advise for what is essentially the same role as your TNG character in the new "Enterprise" series? You know, the begal puppy.

    Should he apply to starfleet academy?
    Should he accept a field commision as an ensign?
    Should he take a postion on the bridge?
    Or perhaps he should just be careful playing with alien puppys on planets with unknown laws?

    1. Re:Advise for "Enterprise" counterpart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm....someone should probably read more than he watches tv, with an eye towards learning to spell. This post was painful.

  67. Very Original, CmdrTaco. by Kozz · · Score: 5, Informative
    This very funny interview with Wil Wheaton was submitted last week, but was promptly rejected. And suddenly you've got your very own idea to interview him. I'm so very impressed by your originality.

    So for the uninformed, CmdrTaco is a dick. And the above interview is inclined to be far more informative and funny than anything that will appear here. Go read it.

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    1. Re:Very Original, CmdrTaco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta love BBspot. Way to go slashdot. Your proving how out of touch you are with every new post.....

  68. Saying what you mean by levin · · Score: 1

    How often do you not get to say what you mean in a film in order to make it more marketable or less controversial?

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    `which fortune`
  69. appearence changed alot by peter303 · · Score: 2

    If Wil always looked the same, I'd guess it would matter. But his it has changed from when a
    pre-teen in Stand and a teen in Trek to being an adult.

  70. Why do this interview now? by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey Will,

    I've been following your insightful CleverNickName postings and reading your fun site for a while now. Simple question: what prompted the "coming out"? Mad whim, or promotional? Your candour is appreciated. ;-)

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    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:Why do this interview now? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      The fuck? "Off topic"? Are IQ's dropping sharply around here? Do we not understand that "coming out" in this context (with the "quotes") refers to Wil "outing" (look, "quotes") himself as a /.'er?

      Bloody hell. Maybe we should ask Wil why he bothers reading this site at all.

      Mod me down again, beeyatches, I've got karma to burn, and you're only displaying your own idiocy.

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  71. Wil, have you read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    this? And have you ever acted out on it?


    Thank you.

  72. The Outer Limits by debest · · Score: 1

    Do you not agree that the episode of The Outer Limits that you starred in (with Graham Greene) was not just the coolest hour of TV you were involved in?

    Sorry, I don't remember the episode name, but to everyone else it involved a distant future where a seriously screwed earth was sending a doomsday weapon to the alein enemy's planet in a final attempt to end the war. Seriously good program.

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  73. Check Netcraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His current system is
    Linux
    according to
    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=www.wi lw heaton.net

    pretty cool

  74. Hail to the King, baby! by Scutter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ash vs. Duke Nukem: Who would win?

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  75. Hey Wil... by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I noticed a post of yours a few weeks ago on one of the star trek: enterprise stories and was sorta surprised. I'd never thought I'd see a post by a celebrity on slashdot, or at least a celebrity that identified themself. I didn't think it was real, until I went to your webpage and saw that you were a fellow geek. I read quite a bit of your site and found a lot of it interesting. I'd have to say, you have great taste in music.

    My question to you is:

    How often have you gotten first post?

    Are you the gloating first poster, or just the simple "first post, 'nuff said" kinda first poster?

    1. Re:Hey Wil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wil clearly always gets First Post. All those years of doing ST:TNG plots that use time travel to fix $PROBLEM_OF_THE_WEEK have taught him a trick or two. He can post before you even know the story is there!

    2. Re:Hey Wil... by geoffeg · · Score: 1

      Could you please post his slashdot userid? I'm interested in reading his comments.

      Geoffeg

    3. Re:Hey Wil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hates "First Post!" and "I'm First!" postings on his own web site. Why would he want to do that on Slashdot? If you spent any time at his site, you'd realize that this was a stupid question. It would be a serious waste to ask Wil this question. I hope the Slashfolks decide not to use this question...the answer is already quite obvious and boring.

  76. Question - Star Trek by Runt-Abu · · Score: 1

    Would you like to have been in the feature films of Star Trek (say like Generations, First Contact and Insurection) in some aspect?

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  77. Do you hang with Jar-Jar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you and Jar-Jar ever just go out for drinks and compare notes?

  78. Was this worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the almost complete focus on your typecast role you seem desperate to escape from, and the ridiculous, disturbing fanboy tone of many of the questions, do you regret having given this interview?

    In other words, do you think this kind of publicity is worthwhile?

  79. Dear Wil by sllort · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wil,
    You mention in this LA Times article that you dumped Linux for Windows because

    "While I'm a champion of open source, I don't think Linux is there yet"

    Was there a specific bug in Linux that prompted you to dump it, or was it just the entire operating system?

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Dear Wil by Wakkow · · Score: 1, Funny
      Someone posted another article from BBspot interviewing him.. In that one he said:

      "Oh, and I'm running Windows 2000, because I'm too lame for Linux. But some day...oh, some day I will learn Linux, and then, from Hell's dark heart I will stab at thee!"

    2. Re:Dear Wil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, there's an idea for you: maybe he just didn't like it. Did that ever cross your mind? For an every-day gaming/emailing/browsing/spreadsheeting/word processing user Linux is not there yet. That's all the is to it. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

  80. singing with rancid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have heard that you sang back up vocals on rancid's song Leicester Square from the album life won't wait... is this true?

  81. Where No Man Has Gone Before by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

    To the best of your knowledge, did you ever find a bathroom on the set of TNG?

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  82. When you were in Stand By Me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you found the leech by your nuts, did that traumatize your future perfomances for Star Trek?

  83. Re:Acting overrated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell is this offtopic? It's a question for Wil, he is into computer afterall...

  84. Dude. by suss · · Score: 1

    For christ's sake, Put on a shirt!! That link was the scariest thing in the BBSpot interview...

    1. Re:Dude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you find naked male torsos scary because you have repressed homosexual desires?

  85. ha ha. we slashdotted wil by nuhonda · · Score: 0

    ha ha. we slashdotted wil.

    that's just kinda funny.

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    (pretend there's something witty here)
  86. Wes/Riker/The Traveller triangle, accident or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So was the whole blatant Wesley/The Traveller/Riker gay love triangle accidental or "by design"????

    Just watch the episodes. Every time Wesley gets friendly with the traveller, its like "Mr crusher, report to my room" from Riker. Its damn funny!

  87. Patrick Stewart's bald head by Genie1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you (or any of the TNG cast) ever rubbed it for good luck?

  88. Fan Fixated Moment? by broody · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While this may seem way off the wall, please give me a moment.

    Kirk Russell, on the commentary to the Big Trouble in Little Chinia DVD, talks about how his trip down the elevator on the way to confront "the ultimate evil spirit" has generated more comments then any other. Fans are always quoting back lines from that scene, particularly in elevators.

    Here is the question. Are there particlar lines from one of your roles that fans repeat back to you? Which role do people most often identify you with when they see you in the real world? If you could change this defining moment to an alternate scene or line, what would it be and why?

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  89. Shock the Crackmonkey *sigh* by mr.+fabulous · · Score: 1

    Have you had relations with Mae Ling Mak, and if so did you use a condom? Or a dumpling wrapper?

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    Me pican las bolas, man!
    Thanks
    Jaco
    1. Re:Shock the Crackmonkey *sigh* by spinster · · Score: 1

      fsck you, asshole.

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  90. new episodes by flok · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    When 'they' want to produce new episodes, are you then willing to play in them? (and do you think the other actors are willing too?)

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  91. RPGs by broody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stolen from the ain't it cool interview:
    I like things that are traditionally nerdy, like role playing games.

    So what do you play? How often? Ever try Over the Edge? If so, what did you think of OTE?

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    ~~ What's stopping you?
  92. Rainbow Jumpsuit by Lethyos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really, did you have any dignity while you were wearing that thing? I mean, come on. A rainbow strip across the front of your Fedaration jumpsuit. Did you at least complain?

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    Why bother.
  93. My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

    Baba Wawa wetuwns!

  94. I dropped Linux cuz I'm flamming gay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I dropped Linux because I am flamming gay. That's really all there is to it. Bill Gates gave me an offer that he'd let me bone his tight ass if I switched back to Windows and told the world I did it. You know, for publicity.

  95. What is your favorite... by IPFreely · · Score: 1, Insightful
    What is your favorite word?

    What is your least favorite word?

    What sound do you love?

    What sound do you hate?

    What turns you on, inspires you?

    What occupation would you like to attempt besides acting?

    What occupation would you not like to do?

    What is your favorite curse word?

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

    --
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    1. Re:What is your favorite... by Dexx · · Score: 1

      If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

      How about what you wouldn't like to hear God say:
      "Welcome aboard, Ensign."

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      Feel the fear and do it anyway.
  96. Series on The Traveler by S810 · · Score: 1

    I had thought that Paramount was going to do a series on You and The Traveler...What ever happened to this? It would have been a break-away venture for Star-Trek.

    --
    "I think you know what I'm talkin' about, Mr. President; We're gonna kill us a mummy!" - Bruce Campbell as Elvis Presley
  97. Re:do you want your dollar back? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    do you remember a couple of years back at a time of filming some movie or another, some people happened upon it and you. Some of them asked for an autograph, and you arrogantly handed a dollar (unsigned in case you forgot) to one of them and said, "Here! That is what you really wanted".

    So... do you want your dollar back? I am curious if you have had an attitude adjustment yet, if not the dollar could be the start of a downpayment on one


    I like this AC question...

  98. Yes, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did complain. I didn't like it so much as Troi's "Inter-Galatic Cheerleading" costume. I tried her's on once and it looked really good, but Rick said that this would be "too obvious". Oh well.

  99. How slashdotted did your site get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta ask... :)

  100. 10 cool points would make him the Fonz. by workly · · Score: 1

    Maybe 3 cool points.

    1. Re:10 cool points would make him the Fonz. by Molt · · Score: 1

      Does The Fonz use PHP too then?
      Always imagined him more of a Perl man, myself

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  101. Geek code? by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hi Whil,

    First I'd like to say that I really liked your character and I was upset when he was written out of the show.

    A lot of questions have focused on either your level of geekiness or how many of your Trek co-actors you got to see nude. I have a bit more concrete question, which I think might tell us a lot more about you:

    What's your geek code?

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    I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?!
    1. Re:Geek code? by polymath69 · · Score: 2
      What's your geek code?

      You didn't read his FAQ very carefully, did you?

      -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
      Version: 3.12
      GPA d--(---) s:- a- C++++ UL P>++ L+>++++ E-- W+++
      N+ o- K- w++++>----
      O-- M+ V-- PS++(+++) PE Y++ PGP++>+++ t++@($) 5
      X+++ R++ tv-- b+++ DI+ D++
      G++ e*>++++ h---- r+++ y+++
      ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

      The decoder link he provides doesn't work. But if you go here, cut and paste will be your friend.

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      I don't want to rule the world... I just want to be in charge of mayonnaise.
  102. I Am Not Spock by workly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the most gloriously awful way you've been offered to cash in on your Wesleyness?

  103. stupid questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to ask some questions that, unlike the rest so far, are not stupid and narrow. I'd like to read his site first, though - and considering it has been thoroughly slashdotted at the moment, that's not possible.

    I do hope that some people will offer questions geared a little more toward his recent projects as opposed to a stint on ST:TNG half a life-time ago. Personally, if I were him, I'd be extremely offended at the trite, condescending attitudes so far. As it is, I'm only embarassed that I had to painfully endure reading some of these stupid remarks and "questions" that somehow rated all 5 points.

  104. Your favorite episode by nick_burns · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What was your favorite episode of TNG to act in? Which is your favorite to watch?

  105. Do you ever want to do anything serious? by emil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took my copy of Titus Andronicus (Anthony Hopkins) to a friend's house this weekend, and we all remarked at how this story of the consequences of unthinking violence has tremendous bearing on recent world events.

    I also remember hearing Joseph Campbell in one of his many lectures state that the artist has a responsibility to set the moral tone for the culture.

    I have seen you in a number of your roles (the last being The Invisible Man if I am not mistaken), and while your parts have great entertainment value, they do not IMHO have much to say about fundamental aspects of the human condition.

    Is this an avenue that you might want to explore in your career, even at the cost of financial liquidity?

  106. News for nerds? by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Trying not to sound trlish, but why on earth is this news for nerds?
    Just because he was in a star-trek series? Maybe if he was about to be in a new star-trek series. and thats a big maybe.
    this guy is just an actor, he hasn't done anything nerdworthy(c).
    what next? is there going to be an intervies with christopher lloyd because he played a klingon?

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  107. Grudge Match by BLAMM! · · Score: 1
    Have you seen the WWWF's match between Barney and Wesley? If so, what are your thoughts about the results and who do you think would have won?

    BTW nice home page, but you've gotta plant the T-Chia so we can watch it grow.

  108. Character development, seasons 2 & 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever get a boner with Denise Crosby in the room?

  109. Ask him anything huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A few years ago you responded to the question of, "Why are there no gay people represented on Star Trek?" And your response was something along the lines of in the future homosexuality will be cured. Star Trek TOS was one of the first television shows to display a diversified cast of characters working together in harmony on television during a time period when many minds were closed to such matters of acceptance. Upon reflection of this comment do you still feel this way today?

  110. My question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I smell you fingers?

  111. alt.wesly.crusher.die.die.die by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Did you ever read that newsgroup? What did you think? There were some very creative ways to kill Wesly in there, you must admit.


    Did you enjoy the Wesly Crusher character? Why or Why not?

  112. cable show by Kengineer · · Score: 1

    I recently saw you on some cable show on TNN. You were having a really funny interview with an overly enthusiastic host, and I was really enjoying it. You were telling a really funny story about something that happened to you.. and then the host stood up and said "OK, Act it Out!" and then the camera turned to a stage to the right and an Improv Comedy Troupe appeared and began doing a skit based on your story, and it was awful! This happened like three times, and then YOU jumped into one of the skits... it was beyond awful, and I cried like a little girl.

    My question is... Why???? Did TNN make you sign something in blood so you'd do some ST:TNG interview for them?

    - kengineer

  113. Idiot Moderator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who modded this offtopic? The FAQ linked in the article is slashdotted. It doesn't get any more on-topic than that.

  114. Cool, he's aligned with the forces of Xenu! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2
    From his FAQ:

    I want to be an actor. Do you have any advice?

    Yes, I do. Eventually, this site will have a whole section devoted to aspiring actors. My immediate advice is: study, study, study. Read the classic plays and see the great movies. And for the love of Bob, study!And read Backstage. Get yourself into some sort of acting program or workshop. Just avoid anything that tells you they'll give you a free book by L.Ron Hubbard. It's a scheme to recruit you into Scientology.

    And a mention of Bob? As in Dobbs, perhaps?

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    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  115. Minor nitpick: by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

    It's Kurt Russell, not Kirk.

    1. Re:Minor nitpick: by broody · · Score: 1

      Talk about a Freudian slip. I must have the original Star Trek on the brain.

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      ~~ What's stopping you?
  116. Farkity fark fark fark by mysticmara · · Score: 1

    Hey Wil, two questions that I was demanded to ask of you. 1) Are you really signed up with fark.com or is that some bogus account some 12 year old boy made up to fool us? And 2) Are you coming to the fark party. Rumors suck, but we all hear that you have been invited and accepted. Are ya? Huh? huh? :) Thanks, Wil. You rock!

  117. And another thing... by ellem · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gay or straight; which are you?

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    This .sig is fake but accurate.
    1. Re:And another thing... by tdp252 · · Score: 1

      As homophobic as this guy is I'd vote for, "deeply repressed homosexual".

  118. How old were you when you got laid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm serious...was the Star Trek gig a help or a hinderance when it came to bedding down the babes?

    On the one hand, you are famous and have your pick of the Trekker ladies...on the other hand i doubt anyone would actually want one of them.

  119. weblog changing your life by perdida · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Your weblog is neither a celebrity weblog nor a purely geek weblog, but is rahter a postmodern meta-commentary on many phenomena, including celebrity and technology.

    How has having this weblog changed 1) your daily life, 2) your views of technology, and 3) your views of celebrity?

    1. Re:weblog changing your life by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...a postmodern meta-commentary on many phenomena....


      Come on Jon Katz, you can post under your real ID.... ;^>

  120. Benefits of being a Star Trek actor by maggard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What kind of benefits do you find resulting from having been a Star Trek actor?

    I assume you've learned to handle the celebrity-side of "Ohhh - he was on Star Trek" by now but how does it affect you in your day-to-day life, particularly when you've been involved in the high-tech industry?

    Does it ever get to be annoying when folks get fixated on your former role? Do you ever take advantage of it and get invited to events you wouldn't be otherwise? How about bring it up when dealing with phone-support ("If I can fix a dilithium interociter & phase through space I can be trusted with the ntp server address!".) How about vendors, try and get new gear out of shops: "But I'm Wil Wheaton, y'know, Wesley from Star Trek - it'd be great PR for you if I said I bought my Whizbang2000 at your store so howzabout it half-off and with that sweet wireless card thown in?"

    Or is it you just make headlines when you slap a Beverly Hills cop ("Nooo mooore Beverly!...")

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  121. Toy Soldiers ticket sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    How did Toy Soldiers do in the box office? I attended the school at which it was filmed. We saw the premier but we never learned how it did in theatres. Frankly I thought the special effects sucked, but the story line was good.

  122. Industry insider? by Stavr0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since you're part of Hollywood and somewhat of a geek (if you really are 'CleverNickName') here's the thing:

    Would you be interested in becoming a (scifi/hollywoood/?) contributor to Slashdot (a la Jon Katz)? I'm sure you could get lots of exclusives from Paramount, actor friends etc ...

    .. assuming of course you're prepared to be a lightning rod for all the Katz-haters cum Wesley-haters ;-)

    1. Re:Industry insider? by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I use 'geek' and 'nerd' interchangeably. Perhaps I shouldn't ...

    2. Re:Industry insider? by PCM2 · · Score: 2
      Would you be interested in becoming a (scifi/hollywoood/?) contributor to Slashdot (a la Jon Katz)?
      I believe you're confusing Jon Katz with Wesley Crusher. Unlike Crusher (who is a figment of Hollywood's imagination), believe it or not Katz really exists. No, I'm serious.
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  123. OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    regarding your .sig...

    Some of the best scholars I know are athletes. And if the way they can pay for college is through their sport, good for them.

    Here's one for you...Why are they called scholarships if you have to be black to get them? It used to make me sick seing all the absolutely retarded black kids getting a free ride at school while the rest of us busted our asses. Just because of the color of their skin.

    1. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well that was racist....

    2. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's racist about it? (I'm not the original poster, BTW)

      What is racist is giving scholarships based on skin color. What that really says is, "We know you are mentally inferior, but we are going to compensate for it by giving you this scholarship."

    3. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe it says "we know you came from a disadvantaged background(i.e. shitty inner city school) and would compensate for that"

      not that I totally agree with this - frankly I think there should just be "affirmative action" for all poor kids, but pretending as if a poor kid from the inner city who got a lower SAT score than a rich kid who had a first-class education and paid for tons of SAT prep is just absurd.

      most people in the US, even if they don't believe in equality of outcomes, believe in equality of opportunity. to most people a capitalist economic system would be illegitimate and immoral without it. if the rich are only rich because their parents paid for them to get a great education, and the poor are only poor because they had to drop out of school at 16 to support their household, then America is a fucking joke

    4. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      frankly I think there should just be "affirmative action" for all poor kids,

      I have much of a problem with using economic circumstances as a factor, but using race as a factor is racism.

    5. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, somebody's bitter about losing a scholarship. Maybe you should spend a little more time concentrating on yourself than all those scheming "retarded" black kids.

    6. Re:OFFTOPIC, mod down :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:

      I'm a fat, nose-picking white boy. I can sometimes run for the bus, but mostly my man-boobs slow me down just enough to miss it. I haven't been able to see my feet in fifteen years. I played basketball once in eighth grade, and all the kids laughed at me. My grades are mediocre and my skills at constructing an argument are sub-par, but I think I'm a genius waiting to be discovered. My mother agrees with me. So what if those black kids are atheletic. They sound like idiots to me because they don't talk like I do. Who's Toni Morrison? And no, I don't understand Spike Lee movies. Spike Lee is retarded. Why don't the girls like me?

  124. How did you feel about being Slashdotted? by waffle+zero · · Score: 5, Funny

    How did you feel about being Slashdotted? And did you expect this to happen?

    1. Re:How did you feel about being Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil is not stupid. He is quite familiar with the Slashdot effect. Based on some of the postings on his site, he expected something like this happen. He actually even linked dirdectly to the part of the Slashdot FAQ on the Slashdot effect. So, that answers one question. However, since I am not Wil Wheaton (at least that is what you think) I cannot say how he feels about it.

      More importantly, I'd like to know more about the giant purple dog penis tattoo on William Shatner's back. Does anyone have the scoop on it? I'm so damn curious!!

  125. Gone where few men have gone before by loosenut · · Score: 2

    Since returning from the depths of space, do find Earth life to be unsatisifing? Would you say that this is the primary cause of your drug habit?

  126. Re:get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the whining comment, but his post did make me read the interview, which is hilarious.

  127. To Wil Wheaton by johnnnyboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were great in The Curse and Stand By Me.
    I also did like your character on Star Trek TNG.

    I have to admit that after a while, like most, got really cheesed at your character but it's not your fault you were playing a boy genius.

    You represented the next generation of star trek actors. How come you are not casted in the star trek movies? Are we going to ever see you back on board the enterprise?

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  128. What's with Wil and Amigas by Dino · · Score: 1

    I remeber back in the day when Wil was practically a spokesperson for NewTek and the Video Toaster. What ever happened to all of your Amigas Wil?

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  129. DS9 VS TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think Jake [DS9] is just a black version of Wesley [TNG]?

    Also, who you think would win in a fight?

  130. What's your nic on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have a slashdot account? What's your handle?

  131. wesley and voyager by ikarus-fallen · · Score: 1

    the whole voyager series, i was hoping that they would use wesley (and his new found talent for traveling through space and time) to bring the voyager crew back home. i thought that would have provided some nice continuity to the whole franchise. that traveler was a cool dude.

  132. Why bother with the formal interview mechanism? by pomakis · · Score: 1
    If Wil is a regular reader/poster of Slashdot, why do we need to compile a list of questions for him to answer offline? Chances are he's reading this forum, and is seeing all proposed questions (presumably at a score of at least +3). We could just drop the formal Slashdot interview mechanism in this case and have him directly interact with the forum. He certainly seems like the type of person who'd be okay with that form of interview, and since he's a regular Slashdotter, he's familiar with the posting process.

    So, Wil, waddya think of that idea?

  133. Re:"Ask Anything" means *nothing* is off-topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how was the previous question off topic?

  134. Mod Crack Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are James Lipton's standard Inside The Actor's Studio questions.

  135. Re:get over yourself by inc0gnito · · Score: 1

    What? CmdrTaco is posting as an AC now?

    Sorry I had to throw that in there.

  136. Born a geek, or did ST push you in that direction? by anvilmark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did you have a technical inclination prior to STTNG? Did you become more/less interested in tech from your ST experience? If so, in what ways?

  137. Personal feelings towards TNG cast? by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Were there any regular cast members you got along with particularly well?

    Were there any who you constantly butted heads with?

    What characteristics of Wesley are completely unlike you, and vice versa?

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  138. Re:Inquiring minds want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ever had the misfortune to watch any episode with the boy-wonder in it (the Traveller episode comes to mind), you'd know that this is not a troll. I can only hope that Mr. Wheaton suffered as much, if not more, emotional damage than those who may have watched him on ST:TNG.

  139. I wanna know by NiceGeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did you actually get to date Debbie Gibson? You lucky dog.

    1. Re:I wanna know by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

      How the hell was that a troll? Sigh..more crack-smoking moderators

  140. Very good. by IPFreely · · Score: 1
    Boy, your quick. Nothing gets by that steel trap of a mind.

    Now for the 64 bit question: What is the name of the questionaire from which these questions come? Who was the person who originally created it?

    And for an aditional 16 bits: In what language was the questionaire originally created?

    (Hint: James Lipton always states all of this before asking the questions. Quick, go review it on Tivo!)

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  141. perl = oldsite, php = newsite by GeekMom122099 · · Score: 1
    His new site, www.wilwheaton.net, is in php. He talks about that transition in his blog.

    A question for the interview: How many hours a day do you spend online? And which activities do you spend most of that time on? (blog entries, web design, email, surfing, etc).

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  142. Re: Eugene Wesley Roddenberry... by Simon+Jester · · Score: 1

    For such was his real name: how did it feel to play a character who was essentially an avatar of what Roddenberry would have liked to have been, and did you notice any chances in how that character was written for after Roddenberry died?

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  143. Gay Bar in KC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Helo Wil. Quite a few years back, you used to be a semi-regular at a few gay bars in Kansas City. Care to comment?

  144. What is Ashley Judd like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Will, you did a ST:TNG episode with
    Ashley Judd. What is she like? Have any
    stories about her?

  145. Typecasting? by Mr.+Slurpee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, ok, I knew that there would be a bunch of ST:TNG-related questions on here because, well, we're a bunch of geeks. So here's something kind of related to Trek, but more along the lines of show biz...

    What sort of problems have you had, if any, with typecasting, and what did you do to break those? I would imagine you could get pidgeonholed into the "brainy adolescent" or "anything sci-fi" parts and productions, especially with the mythical proportions that Trek can get to within the industry (positive and negative).

    (And BTW, your little spot on TNN is funny.)

    (And I think /. just ate wilwheaton.net)

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    1. Re:Typecasting? by Hassman · · Score: 1

      What is with all these questions about typecasting? When he was on ST he was a YOUNG ACTOR! Most young actors career's fade and they disappear. The fact that he's still doing things means something. Don't be so quick to blame things on "type casting".

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  146. Which is better Everquest or D&D? by oghmagod · · Score: 1

    Wil's a big fantasy gamer, I think. Does he like the offline role playing games better than the online games?

    What is his favorite die? 4, 8, 10, 12, or 20 sides?

  147. Age Old Question: by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    Ginger Or MaryAnn?

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  148. Are you now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you now, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

  149. Why? by cornflux · · Score: 1

    Why do you sound bitter? Are you depressed or bipolar?

    Why do you swear so much?

    Why should I care about you?

    Sorry, I had to ask.

  150. River Phoenix by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    What was it like doing blow with River Phoenix?
  151. battle of the titans by Double+A · · Score: 1

    who would win in a fight: whesley crusher or luke skywalker?

  152. STNG groupies? by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    Did you ever hook up with any hot STNG groupies? Are there any hot ones?
  153. Guilty confession by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Nothing stirs my affection like a blond-haired, blue-eyed, halter-topped sylph who can, expertly tossing her hair as she looks over her shoulder, exclaim to me, "Like, fer sure! My Linux kernel doesn't have the right driver fer my new DVD writer! Now I have to, like, hack my CD driver and build a new kernel! Gag me with a spoon!"

  154. Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by Hanno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most popcorn movies these days have big holes in their script, be it plot-wise or technology-wise.

    While it sometimes works to abandon logic or science (Armageddon comes to mind), this trend seems to backfire more and more often (Godzilla comes to mind, a movie that even Roger Ebert dissed for its science goofs).

    How come that the way technology or science is depicted on screen (computers, technology, sci-fi) hardly ever gets proofread in Hollywood scripts? You seem to be a tech-nerd - do you ever correct something in a script? (If you know a script-writer who needs a proofreader, give him my e-mail address :-)

    2nd question: Do you think that having been a member of the Trek franchise was good or bad for your career? I'm a big trek fan, yet it often amuses me how Trek actors can consider themselves superstars in the Trek world, but nobodies outside.

    I often feel sorry for the dead-end careers that it meant for Nichelle Nichols or DeForest Kelley. I often wonder when I will finally see the TNG actors in bigger roles. (Don't tell me that Brent Spiner's recent work was a stellar career. Why doesn't he get better roles? Or Marina Sirtis? Or almost any other Trek actor?)

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    1. Re:Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by Hassman · · Score: 1
      I often feel sorry for the dead-end careers that it meant for Nichelle Nichols or DeForest Kelley. I often wonder when I will finally see the TNG actors in bigger roles. (Don't tell me that Brent Spiner's recent work was a stellar career. Why doesn't he get better roles? Or Marina Sirtis? Or almost any other Trek actor?)

      Well, 7 of 9 is now on Boston Public.
      Patrick Stewart is HUGE in the Shakesphere (sp?) community and has to many projects to list.
      Michael Dorn is on Days of Our Lives quite a bit.
      Brent Spiner has been in a few movies and is pretty big on stage.
      DeForest Kelley was pretty old by the time that Star Trek ended (movies i mean), but has done many many things back in the day: go here. So really his career wasn't dead.

      The list (I'm sure) goes on. You have to remember that just because you don't see an actor on a screen somewhere doesn't mean they are out of work. Lots and lots and lots of actors do stage work (that goes for well known and not).

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    2. Re:Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by Hanno · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that just because you don't see an actor on a screen somewhere doesn't mean they are out of work.

      That's not what I meant with my original question. So, yeah, I'm talking about screen acting. Some of the TOS actors literally had no other screen acting job except the TOS movies - despite being fine actors. The TNG actors are hardly seen in bigger roles on screen these days. I find that sad, in a way.

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    3. Re:Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by Thomas+Wendell · · Score: 1

      > How come that the way technology or science is depicted on screen
      > (computers, technology, sci-fi) hardly ever gets proofread in Hollywood
      > scripts? You seem to be a tech-nerd - do you ever correct something
      > in a script? (If you know a script-writer who needs a proofreader,
      > give him my e-mail address :-)

      If you really want a job as a technical editor, try proofreading you own posts.

    4. Re:Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by Hanno · · Score: 1

      If you really want a job as a technical editor, try proofreading you own posts

      English is not my first language. Thank you for understanding.

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    5. Re:Do scripts ever get proofread? / Trek careers by tshoppa · · Score: 1

      DeForest Kelley had a very lengthy career
      pre-Trek, being a bit of a "character actor"
      in numerous Westerns. Getting on the cast of
      TOS was probably the best possible career move
      he could've made - there weren't all that many
      Westerns being made in the 70's and 80's.

  155. Question number 139284 by tyrani · · Score: 1

    Looking back, would you have been on star trek if they didn't pay you?

    Your roles before star trek were building into a career and now you are somewhat typecast in a Doogie Howser kind of way.

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  156. USENET by Moderator · · Score: 1, Funny

    How do you feel knowing that all the newsgroups on USENET dedicated to you end in .die?

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  157. spill it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever see Marina Sirtis naked? or even better, ever partake in any sordid sex acts with her?

    ..come on, I know the set must have been a wild orgy will all the hot box running around all day.

  158. Attention Poster: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average moderator is far more clueless than the average poster.
    I've received moderation points many times and have maybe used 1 or 2. This is because it's a huge waste of time to give a shit about Slashdot. Tech-news sites are a dime a dozen. Who really gives a shit about how some nerd moderated another's post. Anyone who surfs here knows that the moderators have no clue about anything, and when you try to enlighten them, they retaliate with ignorant force. (Probably mostly Americans). Anyone who actually wastes their time moderating is either:
    a) coping with mind numbing boredom as a result of having no life,
    b) coping with an inferiority complex as a result of being a loser,
    c) or a troll.

  159. Describe your job, please. by Hanno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're a well-known, established actor; but I guess you won't take this as an insult if I don't call you a superstar. So you're not yet in the position to choose all your projects and be granted every wish you have about a script.

    So, I always wondered how actors choose their scripts - what is your job like when you're not acting?

    What kind of scripts do you get offered? What silly (or not silly) scripts did you turn down? Can you talk about roles or projects that you were chosen for and then it didn't work out?

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  160. DMCA and Dmitry by dark_panda · · Score: 2

    While waiting through the slashdotting, I noticed Free Dmitry and and anti-DMCA links on your google-cached web site.

    I don't think we're going to get a better chance to find out what happens to both than by asking a guy who not only time travelled regularly, but near the end of TNG was able to manipulate time itself.

    So, my questions -- is Dmitry finally free for real in the future, and if so, how did it happen? And don't say "holodeck" or "transporter" because that's cheap.

    Next -- is legislation in the future as bad as it is now? I mean, if you circumvent a Klingon holo-copy control mechanism, would you be thrown in a detention cell on Kronos and be force fed Gahk (or whatever the hell those worm things are called) without starbail or startrial for a few staryears?

    What gives? Enquiring minds with no sense of reality want to know.

    J

  161. Oh man by RelliK · · Score: 2

    (no offence to our Geekess but here it goes):

    There are two types of girls: pretty and smart.

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    1. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two types of girls: pretty and smart

      And here is exactly why there are so many single geek boys living in their parent's basements.

      Don't be a moron.

    2. Re:Oh man by DMoney · · Score: 1

      That's a rather blanket statement, don't you think? What's to say that the pretty girl you see walking past you on the street isn't on her way home from work only to network the computers in her house for fun? One of my best friends meets and exceeds the qualifications for being a geekess and is extremely beautiful as well. Don't stereotype or pigeonhole people of a certain look or preconception of how they should look or act.

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    3. Re:Oh man by RelliK · · Score: 2

      go grab a dictionary and look up the word "joke"

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    4. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two types of girls: pretty and smart. Don't pigeon-hole girls like that. I've met plenty of ugly stupid chicks.

    5. Re:Oh man by DMoney · · Score: 1

      Hey now, don't try to go too far over my head, there chief. I'm just too pretty to be able to catch that rapier wit of yours.
      Plus, you're a tad too defensive in your last statement. It makes you seem ass-holier-than-thou.

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    6. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bahahahahaha

    7. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  162. Wil Wheaton's Screenplay by Cray · · Score: 1

    Looks like Wil's got a bit of time on his hands these days. Here's his screenplay, shamelessly lifted from memepool. Enjoy.

  163. Slashdot ID by p3d0 · · Score: 2

    Are you really user 129189?

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  164. Score -1: Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the Slashdot editors don't waste his time with this question.

  165. 2 Qs by Merk · · Score: 2

    As an amateur geek, does being interviewed by a rabid geek site like Slashdot -- a site that normally interviews people who rewrite kernel modules in brainf*ck for fun -- scare you? Or is being a gen-u-wine celebrity and the actor formerly known as "the boy" insulation against such terror?

    And (sorry if this is in your FAQ but since your server is melting so I can't check) are there actors in Hollywood that are as geeky / more geeky than you that one would never suspect? Or are there actors who portray geeks that are confused by the number of switches on a hair-drier? In other words who do you talk code with and who do you poke fun at?

  166. "Wesley" was a victim of the writers' strike. by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
    Many people have compared Wesley Crusher to Adric on the Dr. Who. In both cases, the character was reviled because of the way the writers handled him. What are your thoughts on this? How would you recommend an actor handle this sort of situation in the future?

    A relative of a friend of mine was a writer for ST:TNG. According to her, Wesley Crusher was a victim of the writers' strike. The writers would have regular meetings to discuss what's going on in the show, what worked or didn't work, what sort of overall direction they are trying for, what kind of scripts were needed right then. Then everybody would go home and pump out a script. In one of these idea meetings Wesley was a primary topic of conversation. There was a general consensus that "Gee, we've got this character here who could be interesting and we haven't really _done anything_ with him. What do we really know about Wesley?" Then all the writers went home and thought about scripts where the audience would get to know Wesley better. And what's the easiest way to develop a character on Star Trek? Have him save the ship! So the following week all the writers submitted scripts in which Wesley saves the ship.

    This wouldn't normally be a problem. Normally they'd pick the best script or two to film, send back others for rework or postpone them for later in the season.

    But then the writer's strike hit and there were no new scripts coming in. They had to film what they had, and what they had was an excess of "Wesley Saves the Ship!" So Wesley saved the ship again and again, and the audience got sick of it.

    I don't see that there's really anything Wil could have done about this, but it still might be interesting to hear his thoughts on it.

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  167. One question only... by Jake_Man · · Score: 1

    Now, I can't act but, neither can you. So...why's your website so fucking ugly?

  168. Your Outer Limits role by mjrauhal · · Score: 1

    I don't remember the exact details, but you featured (at least) once in the sf series "Outer Limits" as some sort of a space cadet on a ship destined to an alien homeworld, ending up with not quite as happy results as Wesley would likely achieve in Star Trek.

    So, did you get this role intentionally to distance yourself a bit from Wesley the Wonderkid who saves the day? Any other comments on this (quite nice) episode or your part in it?

    1. Re:Your Outer Limits role by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, that show was just a copy of a (Twilight Zone?) episode, it seemed to be almost word for word. But he was all happy happy joy joy, just like on 'Wreck.

  169. Relationships are WORK... by emil · · Score: 2

    ...and you need to keep what work the other person can do in mind as you select them.

    Intelligence and sophistication are not as important as motivation in a romantic relationship; always choose substance over form.

    Select someone with abilities vastly below your own only when you know what you are doing...

    ...at which point, you will discover that you don't.

  170. Re:William Fscking Shatner and Your Fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been to WilWheaton.net and the postings are funny. As webword points out, the poster names Shatner Takes it Deep is funny. I would also *love* to find out what Will thought about the giant purple dog penis tattoo on Shatner's back. It has to be a great story!

  171. Pulaski's a babe! by artemis67 · · Score: 2
    Well, at least Kirk thought so. Remember this episode from TOS?



    Of course, that was 100 years before Muldair joined Enterprise-D. ;-)

  172. has your attitude changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Wheaton, do you remember a couple of years back at a time of filming some movie or another, some people happened upon it and you. Some of them asked for an autograph, and you arrogantly handed a dollar (unsigned in case you forgot) to one of them and said, "Here! That is what you really wanted".

    So... do you want your dollar back?

    I am curious if you have had an attitude adjustment yet, if not the dollar could be the start of a downpayment on one.

  173. Gene by gnovos · · Score: 2

    I, for one, think Gene Rodenberry was truly an amazing man. He really understood exactly why the future will and should be different from the past. Since his death, the Star Trek universe has slowly begun shifting away from his inspiring utopian dreams into a much more twisted "day-time-talk-show" inspired realm. Personally, I find the marketing driven erosion to be incredibly depressing, and haven't really felt the desire to keep watching the newer series. How do you feel about the way the franchise has been moving since his death? Do the other cast members have similar feelings, or are they divided (or perhaps, do they not even care)? And finally, do *you* watch Star Trek (the new series, I mean, not just the "uncut" versions of TNG where you get to fondle hot alien babes) in your spare time?

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  174. as a professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    most of us look back on our careers and lives and see how things where done good, bad, or neutral. An enlightened person sees what they did bad and attempts to both correct those mistakes (or at least avoid them again in the future) and repeat the good things.

    It has been known that on many occasions you showed a very large degree of elitist contempt towards fans and the 'non-elite'.

    Have you grown out of this? (Did you even care or know about it?)

    Do you see this as a common problem with many whom fame and fortune is lavished upon them?

    Do you have any advice for others, upon how to avoid taking such a negative and destructive path if they ever become well known?

    What do you believe is a good balance between privacy for a famous person, and blatant hatred and malice towards those who are interested in your life? (your fans, I am not talking about tabloid scum)

  175. /.ed in more ways than one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you feel when your site went down? Did you already know about this interview and expect it?

  176. Do you ever hang out with... by kypper · · Score: 2
    the kids from 'stand by me'?


    I know 'I' was amazed when I realized that Jerry O'Connel (Sliders fame :op) was the chubby kid.

  177. Relationship to gay issues by tgeller · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wil,

    Years ago, I heard some stories that said you were outspokenly antigay. The story went that you held gays in contempt for religious reasons, resented speculation about your own sexual interests, and endured friction with two allegedly gay actors on the ST:TNG set -- Brent Edwards and Michael Dorn. Note: I never saw substantiation for rumors about your attitude, religion, or the sexual orientation of any cast member. (I'm frankly not enough of a Trek fan to care. :) )

    Yet I see here that you said the following regarding homosexuals: "I'm sorry that I don't play ball with your team...but I always cheer for you when I'm in the stands."

    Could you clarify your feelings about homosexuality, past and present? Many thanks,

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    1. Re:Relationship to gay issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Brent Edwards and Michael Dorn are gay?

      Dang, didn't know that.

      Funny thing is, regardless of people's knee-jerk reactions to that (and YES, that includes the guilty, "but thats OK" response that you hear way too much) it is interesting how gays tend to flock towards a very illogical and completely unreal interpretation of what human nature is and can be. Not to mention the fact that many of the themes are just old fashioned socialism with transporters and phasers. (how else would you be able to enforce the draconian socialist rules?)

  178. If we're going to interview ex Star Trek actors... by King_of_Plow · · Score: 1
    ... let's at least interview Nicole deBoer!

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  179. mental stability by xah · · Score: 1

    Are you mentally stable? Have you ever been chemically dependent? Are you rich? Do you consider yourself a loner or an extrovert, or are you isolated by an uncaring, bitter world?

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  180. don't mod _THIS_ up, for christ's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mod the PARENT up! That's what the whole post, that you (moderators) obviously considered so "interesting", is about! Sheesh!

    p.s. SubtleNuance, don't get me wrong: reposting was the right thing to do. I just find it strange that you were modded up while the parent is still "0, off topic". d.s

  181. God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you know that scores of gay people I know want to jump your bones?

    DrPizza, who's too lazy and too drunk to register for this accursed thing.

    1. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      !grackle Anonymous Coward
      Willow impales Anonymous Coward through the heart with a high velocity grackle! AWK!AWK

    2. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Willow drops her panties, jumps into Anonymous Coward's lap, turns and straddles him and says, Wanna dance?

    3. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG Petwar wants to fux yuo Westly. Awk awk and fux all yuo lunixtics>

    4. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is amazingly true! So many gay people talk about this all the time!

      I mean, if I were gay, I'd want to bone you too.

      the johnnyrocker

    5. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go ninja go ninja go

    6. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to see this question asked.

    7. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll B for life

      ph34r p373rb 4nd hiz dod 5ki11z 7w0rdz 7h47 biz07ch W3513y

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    8. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will

      Why were you a big pussy on the show? like wtf?

      Fuck Thallium Could kick your ass!!! oh and btw your mom fucked Worf in teh ansu

    9. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWK AWK BAUDDY

      "I'd like to warp his core..."
      - PetwarB

    10. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous is right! Ars frickin' owns you /.

      Anyways, I'd just like to thrust my vote into the pulse of this thread, so that I can make sure that I'm getting this good question pumped into excitment from the ovulating /. staff, in hopes that DrPizza's question, which was so nicely placed on the stroke of genuis, it was really hard and firmly explained...but very tighta nd formal to the point.

      so um, go petwarB!

      AWK?

    11. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes let peter get his ultimate online expereince and be graced with Wesley's words heh.

    12. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pandemic0rgasm was here

    13. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

      UnF unF unF unF unF unF

      OH Troll b harder faster!!!

      unf unf unf

      AWK AWK

      -SS

    14. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh...peterb fux0ring wesley crusher. the appocalypse truly is upon us...

      ::evil grin::

    15. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me thwaps Pandemic0rgasm, then states 'BLoTTO' was here also.

    16. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahhahaha.

    17. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me come to support the pizza man.

      /me realizes what will probably come of this

      /me desperately clicks the stop butto....

    18. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Wil, you should really have a chat with this DrPizza guy. Point your IRC client to irc.arstechnica.com and /join #arstechnica. He's an op there, should be easy to find.

    19. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      set ansu warnings on

    20. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ENGOY TEH BUT SEXORING, FAG0RT!
      HAN HAN HAN!

      http://evan.ethermage.net:81/forums/gayville2.jp g

      -Evan

    21. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PeterB wants to jump on Wil Wheaton's bone.

    22. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe PeterB could get together with that Applebee's waitress and have a threesome

    23. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tp c&s=50009562&f=8390901411&m=7270920391

    24. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO YUO!!!!

      COEM TO IRC.ARSTECHNICA.COM #arstechnica AND GIBES ME BUMLOEVS PLZ!!!!1 NO LINUX HAX0RES ALLOWED!!!1

    25. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARS IS TEH WIN

      yuo 1337 H4x0rz 4r3 73h 5uck

      7h4nk5

      0h 4nd b7w

      H4I1 C4354R

    26. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFTARWEB R00LZ FAGBIN AWK AWK

      #ARSTECHNICA BUCK FUTTING

      mope less caps for mope post getting through plz k thx bai

    27. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4ll d4 h0my f4g0rts @ Ars w4nts j00, Wil!

      AFB

      p.s. Behaviour is still recommended!

    28. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awk awk!

    29. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vincennes wuz here and DrPizza is queer!

    30. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG I hope you grab his powerup and get teh win.

    31. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhhhh...you'll have to forgive Peter. I'm sure he must be drunk again :p

    32. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Petwar == [H]ard??

    33. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by hashde · · Score: 1

      Come on PeterB, wouldn't it be more fun to get into a flame war with him? You got skills big daddy, go get him.

    34. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Targ8ter has been here, pledging his support.
      Hail Caesar!
    35. Re:God I [used to] fantasize about you a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TheReverend was here too!

      HAIL CAESAR!

  182. Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You vs. Jar-Jar in hand-to-hand combat.... outcome?

  183. UNFAIR MODERATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is clearly not off topic. Moderators: you'll burn in M2 for this.

  184. Why are bad movies made (not personal)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a personal attack, but seeing as how you have knowledge of how things work in Hollywood, why are bad movies made?

    It seems strange that the general public usually pretty quickly spreads the word about a bad movie. Why is it that no one, with far more experience making movies, ever notices how bad it is/will be before they spend all of that money?

    And, for all of Slashdot, sorry about killing your site. From the Google cache of your FAQ, it looks like it'd be a hoot.

  185. Are you gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil, are you gay?

  186. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why do people feel the irrational and closed minded need to say, "I am not gay, but I am still your friend"?

    If it is not an issue, then just leave it be. I am not gay, I personally believe it is emotionally, biologically and physically wrong. I also believe it is both a result of and cause of deep emotional trauma. However, I just dont really care if you are gay within the privacy of your own home. WHy must it be forced upon me all the time. And, do you really think that the forcing of it upon everyone will actually increase support? Think again.

    I believe in gay rights I suppose. Meaning, I believe in rights for all sentient beings regardless of their choices. However, freedom of choice and expression (as well as the respect and dignity often used as the justification for pushing views on others) are two way streets. If I don't want to hire a gay person, that is my RIGHT! If you begin to take away my rights, then expect me to kick your arse.

  187. Re:William Fucking Shatner and Your Fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want fake hair.

    Beer, beer, beer.

    I want fake hair. I want fake hair.

    Beer, beer, beer.

    Fake hair is for me, fake hair is for me.

    Beer, beer, beer.

    Oh, so fake. So fake. So fake.

    I'm so Shatner. I'm so very Shatner.

    Giant purple dog penis tattoo!

    Giant purple dog penis tattoo!

    I'm so Shatner. I'm so very Shatner.

    I need fake hair. Oh, I need fake hair.

    Give me the giant purple dog penis tattoo.

    Give it to me now.

    Give it to me now.

    I need fake hair! I need fake hair!

    Oh, giant purple dog penis tattoo.

    I love you.

  188. huge crush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a huge crush on you growing up and I always wished you had more scenes on TNG. And why were the outfits so flimsy/loose? I could never see anything no matter how hard I tried and that goes for all of characters. It's not a comment on your, you know..

    All this talk about people disliking you because of your character comes as completely strange. Some people just don't have sense. :)

    Well, lemme think up a question..

    On your site, religion is mentioned as an unmentionable. Why is that? Can you explain your religious philosophy a bit?

    Good luck with your new initiatives!

    a guy

  189. This is a fucking stupid question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's no possible response to this question that could be of any interest.

  190. Age in relation to other people. by TwistedTR · · Score: 1

    You took the roll on Star Trek at a young age, and we watched you grow up in front of the camera. Did you feel like an outcast in any way because of the large age gap between yourself and the other key players on the show? Was it difficult not being able to go out with "the guys" after filming for a drink, or being able to get into any parties (if there were any) because of your age?

  191. I've got some questions for Wil by Death_Jester · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, we all know about the Anti-terrorism bill that Congress approved last week. But what about the RIAA's hacking ammendment they tried to add to it? Do you have any opinions on the subject of MP3's or hacking? And how do you feel about what they tried to pull over on us?

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  192. Re:Which one? More choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here are a few that top my list (in no particular order):

    ...and last, but certainly not least,

  193. Wil's secret female identity by mfnickster · · Score: 0

    Will you, at any point in the future, be an attractive young woman? Have you, in your acting career, ever been a young woman?

    Well, there's a persistent rumor that Wil is actually the Actor Formerly Known As Winona Ryder, but I think his voice puts that one to rest, since she sounds like Nellie Oleson.

    Seriously, Wil, do people ever point this out? You could be her brother (or something). Do you know Winona? Would you consider playing her brother? And do you happen to have her phone number?

    - MFN

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  194. In Your Shoes by mandolin · · Score: 2
    Hi Will,

    Losing an acquaintance (river, and perhaps others) to addiction, do you have any feel for that fine point in a friendship where not confronting them ("you have a problem and need help") would be practically criminal, and forcing the issue would not also drive them away?

    (/serious) I'd also like your opinion on Debbie Gibson, and what you were thinking in that picture :)

  195. Re: Believe in gay rights, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe in gay rights I suppose. Meaning, I believe in rights for all sentient beings regardless of their choices. However, freedom of choice and expression (as well as the respect and dignity often used as the justification for pushing views on others) are two way streets. If I don't want to hire a gay person, that is my RIGHT! If you begin to take away my rights, then expect me to kick your arse.

    Seems to me that you're missing the point -- that what you call gays "pushing their views on others" is really their effort to assert that they have rights too. And in any social context other than a sexual one, their being gay shouldn't matter. And it's intolerance from the hetero majority that has forced them to take that stance.

    So fine, don't hire gay people. But don't expect gays and their friends and families to work for you, hire you, do business with you or otherwise put up with your prejudice.

  196. is it true...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...That Bill Gates is really a Ferengi?

  197. Brent Spiner by skwirl42 · · Score: 1
    From this list of Brent Spiner's roles, which one is closest to the real Brent Spiner, in your opinion?

    • Data
    • Lor
    • Their creator
    • Creepy character from Night Court
  198. killoggs.com by TheLocustNMI · · Score: 2

    Wil, what is up with Killoggs.com? Yer cartoon mug is all over it.

  199. Ok... Settle it once and for all..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, Data and Geordi were always stepping out to write sub programs. SUB PROGRAMS!!! Does BASIC take over the future? Is this a warning that if we don't do something now, Microsoft really will own the future?

  200. Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember her, circa 1991. She was 23 back then, I remember the episode. Whoa Momma!

  201. Wesley as a wandering space monk? by serutan · · Score: 2

    When Wesley Crusher took off with that dimensional traveller alien, I thought it would be interesting if he eventually returned as a sort of wandering enlightened character, roaming the Star Trek universe like Kane in the old Kung Fu series. Has anything like that ever been discussed by people who matter, and would you do it?

  202. p.s. Before you scoff at the idea... by serutan · · Score: 2

    Consider that 2 years ago I was telling my friends that the next Star Trek series should be set in a time before the Captain Kirk era, when warp drive technology was new and they hadn't met very many aliens yet. I said they should use shuttlecraft a lot because the transporter would be new and unreliable, and the ship's doctor would be a Vulcan woman who attended Earth medical school to study humans. Ok, I got the doctor part wrong, and I saw her as an older wise-woman type rather than another petulant, skintight space babe. But not bad for a geek fan.

  203. Yeah, like he's gonna answer this one... by serutan · · Score: 2

    Even if she had given him a blowjob behind the warp core. Can you say "Wil, Ashley's lawyer on line 2" ??

  204. Gamer geek too? by glyneth · · Score: 1
    I heard long ago that you were on SJ Games freebie list, getting all of the supplements when they came out. So it appeared you are a gamer (more specifically an rpgamer) geek too.

    True, or not?

  205. Free Software + Wil Wheaton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    = Free Willy!

  206. OMG FAGS ARE RISING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUK
    MOPE
    BUTTS

    EET
    MOR
    COK

    GIBES ME TEH HIGH SCORE
    PLZ
    K
    THX??

    -AudioMang, FUKING YUOR ANSU SINCE 1999

    1. Re:OMG FAGS ARE RISING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALMOST FOURGOT
      TEH

      AWKAWK

      FOR TEH GRAKALFAGS!!!!1

      PLZ SCORE ME HIGH
      AND DONT HAX ME MISTAR LUNIX!!!1

  207. ANYTHING?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HABS YUO EVAR LUBED UP TEH ANSU REALLEH GOOD

    LIEK WITH WD-40 GRAKALS, AND

    FUXED IT NICE AND HARD,

    LIEK WITH YUOR GREASMONKEY???

    PLZ ANSWER K THX, AND GIBES ME TEH HI SCORE!!!1

    LUNIX PEEPS PLZ DONT HAX ME!!!1

    SEE ALSO "OMG FAGS ARE RISING" BELOW

    THEY MUST RISE BELOW TO CUM INTO TEH ANSU

    LIEK WILL WHETUS OR SOEMTHING

  208. BTW; www.arstechnica.com vs #ARSTECHNICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to clarify, http://www.arstechnica.com is a bunch of sissy cezar cok suking moperons without a clue, teh good grakalman (the true lineage) coems from teh AFTERNET and NITRONET #ARSTECHNICA rooms.

  209. Chick to noise ratio on wilwheaton.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Kind of funny seeing the girl/guy ratio on the comments on Wil's site... from what I've seen of the comments (especially those pertaining to slashdot), most of the girls are like this one posted by 'claire':

    If it makes you happy, Wil, it makes me happy, too!!!! (even though I have NO IDEA what the post is about)


    Well done, Wil! Chicks dig you, man!
  210. Character development by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    I became increasingly fond of TNG as it found its legs and focused upon ongoing, cross-episode character development. Combined with this deeper philosophical questions. To me, and to many others, I believe, "classic" science fiction has always been primarily about character, psychology, sentience. Knowing only ourselves, it comes down to questions and speculation about humanity, being human. The setting can serve very well to emphasize these issues, and can provide some great entertainment (and eye candy, nowadays -- and yes, you can take that more than one way), but the best of it lies with the characters (where, so far, the eye candy is holding her own very well, I might add).

    I've made the point to others that I felt a subset of the TNG characters formed the core of the show and helped it to endure to success and its long run. Picard, of course. Data. (Some of Trek's most interesting characters have been on the edge of the human condition: An android seeking humanity; Q, a God (for all intents and purposes) confronting the same; the Doc on Voyager; Seven of Nine), La Forge (an engineer with enough quiet personality to round him out). These characters grew with the show and became much more complete. By contrast, several of the others, even when written focus shows, just didn't come much beyond the two dimensional caricatures with which they started.

    By the way, I include Wesley in the group that grew and really helped to give the show some continuity and enduring basis. He was a bit geeky, but in a passionate manner and without too much attitude. And he was given some wonderful opportunities for growth by the writers. Wesley became a character that felt "real" and in whom I remained interested, even when his appearances became sporadic. I felt there was much more depth to his participation, and the questions he faced were not shallow or overly formulaic.

    In my long-winded manner, my question is: Do you have any sense of what I'm describing (without picking favorites or "rilin' the troops")? If so, can you provide any insight, based on your experience, as to how such characters are created and evolve? What tends to foster them, and what tends to prevent the same? From an actor's perspective, what are the influences that favor or hinder such character development? What helped you to make the most of Wesley? What do you see as risks or hinderments to the actor? In all of this, I'll take whatever opinions you have to offer, whether specific to TNG or more general.

    An often repeated frustration of mine is to see a new show (of whatever genre) start off terrifically, only to have its depth curtailed and its characters practically parodied by themselves sometime into the first or second season. A contrast would be the improvement of TNG itself over time, or the pickup with Deep Space after TNG ended. At the character level, at the show level, I'm wondering what you noted about such developments.

    Looking forward, I wonder how such things will play out with Enterprise

    .
  211. The Illuminati by CamelTrader · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you keep in touch with any of the actors or actresses from ST:tNG (or any trek, for that matter)? Is it because you're 'pals' with them, or is it more like a secret order of ex star trek performers? Like the stone masons or the illuminati. And, if so, do you have a spiffy song that you sing to celebrate your secret society-ness?

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  212. Casting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was it like working on Jane White with so many well-known 'character' actors - Screech from SBTB, Marcia Brady, ...

    And what were Whose Line's Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood like on set?

  213. answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    actually it was 'sub routines'

    So really it was taking the future programming (2 steps after OOP), called "Autistic Programming" and just applying it as designed.

  214. not that bright are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    what you said basically just restated what I say. Do you liberals choose to be stupid, illogical and irrational or is it a result of a lobotomy?

    You liberals need to learn that there are RIGHTS and then there are PRIVELEDGES. Plus, you can NOT work both sides of the fence. If you want rights, then respect the rights of others. You cant say shit like, "but we are pricks because you were pricks first, so suck it up asshole... how you like it now?".

    Basically, that means that the only thing wrong with that intolerance was when said intollerance was aimed at YOU.

    Plus another thing. Why am I prejudiced if I don't want to hire some gay person, but it is ok to then boycott me. That would then be prejudice... see how this works my illogical and hypocritical friend? That is called reality. Perhaps some day you will learn that, right around the time you learn to take responsibility for your actions and choices and quit blaming the universe for your shitty life.

    You fucking fags should take the dick out of your ass and try making something positive of yourselves. If you want to assfuck each other, then keep it to yourselves.

    1. Re:not that bright are you? by tdp252 · · Score: 1
      It's really brillant that you reduce an entire population of people to nothing more than people "assfucking" each other. Someone needs to send you back to the civil war era or wherever it is your close minded arse belongs.

      I don't know what you consider "something positive" but I make over a 6 figures salary a year, own my own home and live a very productive and happy life. I've been with the same person for 7 years while my straight friends have pushed out babies and divorced numerous times. If you had even a grain of compassion in your empty soul you would know that being gay isn't just about deciding one day, "Ohh it would be cool to fuck someone of the same sex. Let me pencil that in for Saturday at noon." For many people it's primarily about falling in love with someone and eventually realizing that your relationship isn't any less valid than next. When we have this realization we want the same rights and priviledges that afforded to us that straight couples have. It's really is that simple.

    2. Re:not that bright are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My restating what you said makes me "stupid, illogical and irrational"?!? Well at least we can agree on that.

      I don't recall blaming the universe for my "shitty life." I don't have a shitty life.

      BTW, plenty of straight guys are out there "assfucking" women as we speak. Are male rectums and female rectums really all that different?

    3. Re:not that bright are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I?d say the difference is what it?s attached to.
      But I?ll pass things off to your expertise.

  215. Re:get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a break. He wasn't whining, he was stating what happened. Should have posted the BBspot story and then followed that with the "ask your own questions" threads.

  216. Re:get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way foolish one. This wasn't a "why wasn't my prescious story accepted" post. This was posted by a fellow reader of bbspot.com, not the author of the story.

  217. Sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see, the guys here are all trying to be mature and secrete about it, but I'd like to do you.

  218. who are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do i know you from somewhere?

  219. How many Times by Rogain · · Score: 1

    have you taken it up the ass?

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  220. Your Take on Babylon 5 by Bastian227 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a science-fiction fan, what is your opinion of Babylon 5? Did you watch it? If so, how do you compare its writing, originality, and special effects with the Trek-of-the-Day? Did you want to make an appearance on the show?

    I know Babylon 5's run was near the time you were driven out of Florida by the "pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco" so you may not have gotten the chance to see it. :)

  221. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  222. Re:Mr. Wheaton, what do you think of this story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil Wheaton and Osama at Tanagra. Wil Wheaton and Osama on the ocean. His arms wide.

  223. Wil Wheaton by Chardish · · Score: 1

    What's it like being a 27-year-old who's never been on a single date?

  224. Regarding WFS... by SupaYoda · · Score: 1

    If you could sum up your entire opinion about him into one humongoid (Is that a word?) flame addressed to him, what would it be?

  225. Are Gates McFadden's Tits Nice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didja feel any nipple when she hugged you?

  226. If Wesley was such a special child... by phewl · · Score: 1

    If he was such a special child with concepts of thought and time and all this cool stuff, how come the writers didn't do anything more thought-provoking as far as thought/space/time linking? they just pulled him from an episode with the Traveller and that was it... the TNG finale was well written and thought provoking, so the writers obviously had the talent... they just overlooked a potentially great setup for future episodes...

  227. Re:some good looking guys are straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even think that Ru Paul could make Richard Simmons look straight....and btw who's business is it anyway?

    I personally don't think he's gay. And I really don't think I'd care if he was anyway.

    Ignore these jerkies Wil, they're still stuck back in high school mentality. These people are probably the same people who still giggle at underwear ads on TV like 4 year olds.

  228. Your relationship with Roddenberry by DarkBanshee · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, Roddenberry was reverred as the god who created Star Trek. Everyone had heard of the "Great Bird of the Galaxy". In recent years, it has become more and more common for those who worked with him to speak out about his failures as a writer, a producer, and in some cases as a human being. I know you only knew him for a few years, but what was your relationship with Roddenberry like and why do you think it has become so fashionable to take shots at him now?

  229. Re:Which one? More choices by oxi · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on now, does no one remember Worf's honey K'Ehleyr played by Suzie Plakson? Besides Troi, she was always my favorite.

  230. typical hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    as usual, you liberals just cannot figure out REALITY. This all started from a liberal being closed minded and pushing his views on the rest of the world, but yet when questioned on THAT initial hypocritical move, it became an issue of 'against the gays'.

    While many in the world don't care WHAT or WHO you do in the privacy of your own homes, we are sick of hearing our opinions squashed and demonized, while ironically under a banner of 'COMPASSION'. Quit using words and phrases you do not understand. Stop CLAIMING to be open minded and BE! Stop forcing your views on others. The more you restrict others, the more you will be restricted.

    As for 'the same rights afforded to us that straight couples have'... please enlighten everyone on exactly what those rights are? Is that the right to force companies and taxpayers to support your 'lover'? Is that the right to censor those statements that you personally see as anti gay and 'wrong'? Is that the right to call attention to yourself with banners, marches, posters and bumper stickers, yet then complain and whine when anyone notices you are different? Is that the right to pervert future generations to your idea in an effort to justify your own decisions so they don't seem so bad anymore? Is that the right to not understand the very concept of platonic and romantic love, and then confuse the entire concept and get mad at anyone that believes differently than you?

    Stop holding up the banner of the victim and the 'judged' and start being a normal human being. If you have sex with someone of your own biological sex, so be it. But do not force your views on others. EVERYONE has the right to their own opinion, and what you liberals can never seem to grasp is that while most people (including many 'conservatives') are willing to not interfere in your lives and your CHOICES, yet it is YOU who force your views on everyone else and restrict their rights.

    As for your choices, I think it is really sad that out of the hundreds (no that is not exaggerating) of homosexuals I have known, not a SINGLE one did not have some major emotional hiccup that made it very obvious WHY they were gay. I trully pity you. And yes, being gay IS about deciding that it would be 'cool to fuck someone of the same sex'. Men and Women since the beginning of time have been able to have very loving relationships with those of the same sex, but that is not romantic love. They do not see their closest friend, confident and a person that literally took a bullet for them as someone they want to have sex with. They would gladly die to save them, but they understand that sex is for procreation, and the fun and attachment of it is a 'consequence' of that need to procreate.

    If you made a choice to go against biology, nature and common sense, then don't expect (much less force) others to agree or understand that. Perhaps you should stop making excuses for your self. Funny thing is how liberals like to talk about how compassionate and sensitive they are, yet like clockwork, you talk about your salary as the basis for success in life, in addition to the 'things' that said money can buy. Then you go on to mention childbirth in a connotation that would make any psychologist grin with understanding... I can almost hear the spittle hit the floor when you spit it out.

    I am sorry you are so confused, as evidenced by the fact that you either cannot read (which obviously you can) or you refuse to apply the same open mindedness that you DEMAND others afford to you. And that you can not seem to read UP and see how this all was started as a rant by someone who is tired of seeing the world polutted by filth and degradation in the name of 'openness'. Someone who is tired of being demonized for their personal beliefs and that always treats everyone they meet with compassion, respect and dignity yet is spit on by those who claim to be 'victims'. Physician... heal THYSELF!

  231. Hundreds of questions..... by prock307 · · Score: 1

    What do you think of the excessive amount of /.'ers who are immature an post hundreds of posts asking if you are gay and bad-mouthing Linux potentially ruining the whole QnA thing for the rest of the people who have legitimate questions?

    I think that they should use their real email address' and stop being Anonymous Cowards, any help Cmdr Taco or CowboyNeal?

    Thanks for taking the time to answer the many questions brought forth by us /.'ers