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Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married
For those of you who remember one of our most famous
stories, the culmination of said event has happened. The team, plus other friends gathered in scenic Las Vegas this past weekend. The wedding
happened on Sunday, 4:11 local time (would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the
cabbie bringing the bride got lost). For those of you are nice, you can
send congrats to Rob at wedding@malda.org or be a big meanie,
like me, and send it to his regular
address, like he has done to me. More detail below for
other ways - and you can tell Kathleen what a mistake she's made *grin*. And pictures are found online, along with some video.
Wedding was held at the Excalibur Hotel, which was nice. If you want to send postal congrats/bundt cake/fondue pots/yet more place mats, I've included the postal address.
Rob and Kathleen Malda
PO Box 192
Dexter MI 48130-0192
10,000hz Legend.
Reprazent!
Malda marries YOU!
I couldn't possibly get first post on this? That would be an all-time honor!
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
First Fsck LOL
woo hoo!!
have fun you two!
This could be my chance to get rid of that never-before-used fondue set sitting in my basement.
But then again, I bet CowboyNeal would appreciate it more!
A Cab? Where was Roblimo?
..for the love of all that is holy, - reduce the size of those JPEGs!
would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the cabbie bringing the bride got lost
Cabbie? You tight fisted git!
Congrats. :-)
White tube socks with a TUX?!?!
Congratz Truly
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar Allan Poe 1809-1845
It's not a vegas wedding without Elvis presiding over the ceremony :)
Seriously, wheres the html with thumbnails? Wheres the flash animation? Wheres the cheezy midi music?
But in all seriousness, congradulations CmdrTaco! I'll check out the pictures when the site is no longer slashdotted.
--Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
Based on the response to the initial announcement, I'm thinking it might be prudent to mirror the pictures. Anyone get them before the raging hordes incinerate the server?
>> the culmination of said event has happened
That was way, way, way more than I needed to know.
Well at least we dont have to wonder who's getting first post. ;]
Dear Taco,
Congratulations! We may not always agree with your opinions/story selection/spelling/etc, but none of that is important in the long run. Marriage is one of those things that's truly important, and today we unite to wish you and Kathleen a long and happy life together.
Love,
Slashdot
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Yes
You can do it all night long!
Geez man, if you'd let us know you were that hard up, we would've chipped in to set you up in the Venetian or Bellagio. Were you pronounced man and wife by one of the knights?
How long till first kid ?
1 day
1 month
9 months
5 years
never
allready done
kid from who ? KidBoyNeal ?
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
It's a rare event when someone who visits Slashdot gets married!
Live long and be happy!
Hey congratulations! :D
;)
I wish you guys the best of luck.
(P.S. Try not to piss her off too often, if ya catch my drift
Join the TWIT army now!
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Congratulations, you crazy kids! Best wishes!
And why would we tell you that anywhere but here? =)
Gee, maybe you should have made her walk and used the cab fare to upgrade your web server. ;)
Congratz you two...
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
Way to go, Taco!
Hot Soup - Lethal Doses
Index of /~hemos/wedding
/. must be making enough to cover big bandwidth bills! :)
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With those file sizes
Ever heard of compression or resizing images?!
I speak for the masses. Now move along.
Cover your eyes and click this link!
rob does wayne newton.
Where's the photoshop contest going to be held at for these pictures? Fark?
...slashdotted! hehe
How about: Congratulations Kathleen. I'm sure he's a wonderful man. Best wishes for you two in the future.
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I think we broke your wedding album. Sorry... We promise we won't slashdot it the next time this post appears.
Geez, get a life. Either this is a personal site or not. If it is, don't expect my money.
Kickstart
Congrats to Malda on the happiest day of his life, and my greatest sympathy for Kathleen during this trying time.
Hey, it had to be said, I just posted it first...
He is wearing White socks with his Tuxedo!
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Here is the proof
http://spiderling.blockstackers.com/~hemos/weddin
Can't see em been /. :(
Moderators without humour again...
Morons.
If you want to send postal congrats/bundt cake/fondue pots/yet more place mats, I've included the postal address.
No grits?
Congrats to the both of you,
~Chazzf
No statement is true, not even this one.
I don't want to be a big meanie, so I'll just add my 'congrats' here.
*ahem*
CONGRATULATIONS!
.sig last updated March 9, 1894
Ok so you got married. Whooptie-do. Don't expect my sympathies. When was the last time the CEO of MSNBC posted his personal news on the front page of his website?
Slashdot isn't as good as it used to be in 1999. I don't understand why 'stories' like this have to take up valuable space and waste everybody's time.
..there's hope for us!!!
Thank you Rob and god bless you and your family.
Looking for people to chat about multicopters, coding, music. skype: gtsiros
So we get a bunch of shots of Malda striking poses for the camera before the ceremony, but no pictures of the bride at all. There is a handheld shaky video taken as she walks down the aisle, but it's hard to see what she looks like. And in the other video (goonandkissthebride.mpg) we see the back of her head!
Isn't the bride supposed to be the focal point at a wedding? Shouldn't she at least get equal billing?
Come on, show us how beautiful she is!
Man. Who cares.. Just more idiots ruining their lives. I'm actually surprised any of those slashdot morons could get a date, let alone hitched. And much less to a female.
The first person to drive the beautiful Mrs. Malda to file for a restraining order gets their name in a slashdot story.
Or.... is that how Rob met his better half?
The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
My congratulations to both of them and hope that /. and you will still be here to speak about grandsons and all the interesting things that ocurred since a few students decided to play news for nerds and stuff that matters.
The goatse.cx guy's name is "Kathleen"?
Trolling is a art,
Malda, from the pictures it looks like you wore white socks! Way to go! Hope it brings the same luck for you as it did my friends and i back in HS!
The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
If today's poll is any indication, perhaps tbere's some guilt goin' on there, boys?
Hmm?
congratulations! now go off into the wild and fork lots of child_processes... or not if that's not your bag.
Either way, we all wish you joy without end. And I'm sure your buds at blockstackers will forgive you for inviting so many guests to the reception-server and reducing it you a pile of smoking slashdot'ed slag. whoohoo!
"If I wanted your input on my pet project, I'd stick my hand up your ass and use you like a sock-puppet." - Muse
a chance to get back at slashdot editors and give them a taste of their own medicine.
melt malda's server to the ground!
----
i do not use drugs, i AM drugs -- Dali
C'mon people.. you've slashdotted the wedding pics.. Good thing Taco's not here, or Karma would be falling through the floor.
If you're looking here for something insightful or thought provoking, you're probably looking in the wrong place.
Wives? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!!
Index of /~hemos/wedding
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:-)
Try NetBSD... safe,straightforward,useful.
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I do not know if you guys remember "Opus in Heat" But he wore a tie. Looks the same. ;)
:)
Who is that GIANT guy in the video? He looks like he spends ALL his time in front of a computer.
As far as the taxi being late.... Sure he got lost
I got married at Paris Las Vegas last month, it would have been Excalibur if I'd had any say in the matter.
Still, at least Paris has a geek friendly automated monorail system for getting the bride there on time!
Congrats to you both!
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. --Albert Einstein
would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the cabbie bringing the bride got lost...
sure, i bet that why Kathleen *said* she was late...
on the next HBO taxicab confessions:
Kathleen: "Can we take the long way to the church, I still need some time to think about this..."
seriously though, congratulations...
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
because it's the right thing to do
Who cares? Who gives a flying fsck? Big deal. People get married and divorced all the time. Why the hell do we have to hear about it on /.?
This isn't a soap opera it's a techie geeky news site meshed with a forum.
I swear slashdot isn't as good as it used to be in 1999. I think the editors have lost their vision.
Did they serve hot grits and nathalie portman was the brides maid?
- t
Rob, I have to say that this is the end of your free will. Your life is now dead. Nothing can save it. Your life has become just like BSD.
just kill the niggaz, the lazy animal bastards.
Argh, the pages have already been slashdotted! So I guess I'll just picture the wedding in my head...
:
I can see it now
The modded servers inside the cake explode
The music board for the DJ was converted into a streaming Open Source Real Media media station
Ogg vorbis formatted dance music only, with anime soundtracks providing the selection of music
Jokes about imagining beowulf clusters of Natalie Portman bridesmaids
The guests reading the proceeds into a live IRC stream
And best of all: The wedding vows with spelling or grammatical errors intact...
Got to love the idea of a slashdotted wedding...
I sAw ROB tOo. Except when I saw hIM, my keyboard didn't PUT random CAPS IN the MSG.
Yeah, I know your's were perfectly ok, but it looked funny, ya know?
Hey Rob...congrats. Why would anyone want to send you email though is beyond me.
I can see it now.
mailto:malda@slashdot.org
Hi Rob, It's Em. I just wanted to congratulate you on your wedding. Oh, you dont remember me? I'm user 452530?? Remember, I once got first post on that article about that thing? Remember? Oh. Well, congrats anyway.
Sent from your iPad.
I was wondering what happened to the Posted by CmdrTaco
stories, with all the requisite misspellings, this week.
So what if it is a "personal site"? Would you prefer a fully-automated newsbot like Google News, perhaps?
One of the reasons I've become hooked on Slashdot is the unpredictably "personal" nature of its editors. It's never knowing what's going to be on the homepage next that keeps me coming back.
I am proud to be a "subscriber"... $5 didn't hurt that much. I may send in another five-spot to help pay for the bandwidth overload this story appears to be generating!
Congratulations to the newlyweds, and keep the pictures coming! (sorry, but someone had to include that link...)
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
Was the goatse.cx guy the (sphincter) ring bearer?
Trolling is a art,
and my coworkers to look stupid at me... :,-)
And pictures are found online, along with some video.
Oh, not those kind of videos? Well crap...Congrats Anyway!
I don't keep a lid on my coffee so when I walk around I look busy -me
T
---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
A great big slashdotting of your site! Congrats, may you have many good years together
Well I have all of it in my cache, but I noticed that someone switched in some more bandwith while I was download, so it should be safe for everyone to go take a look.
A list of upcoming features:
- Coordinated color schemes, heavy on earth tones and pastels. White is out as a background color this season, and those BSD colors have got to go.
- New moderation options: +1 Sweet, +1 Thoughtful, +1 Caring, and -1 You Don't Smile Like That To Me Anymore.
- A new built-in calendaring system with an auto-reminder app, featuring reminders for Valentines Day, Our First Date, and That Time You Said I Love You For No Reason.
- Moderation will now include an "Express Your Feelings" textbox, where the moderator must explain and justify their moderation in 250 or more words before they are counted. All Moderations will still be subject to Meta-Moderation, which will itself include a "We Need to Talk" textbox for similar purpose.
It hurts when I pee.
You can use the convenient online pregnancy calculator for this sort of thing.
Congrats you two!!! May you both find long lasting happiness together!!!
If you don't want to bother inventing a name for your baby :P
Lisp is the Tengwar of programming languages.
Cmdr and Mrs. Taco. Soon to follow, their children, Fish, Beef and Soft.
Slashdot thyself.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of mini-tacos, all running linux!
(Congrats! Happiness! Success!
And stop being so American and learn a second language, you bummers!)
From your friend,
Anonymous Coward.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
"I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head."
How terribly appropriate.
Many good years, you two.
Carousel is a lie!
Congratulations on your marriage Rob.
I appreciate the work you have been doing at Slashdot..I wish you and Kathleen a great marriage!
Regards,
Prem Kurian Philip
Is Pachelbel's Canon in D Major, a quite popular wedding theme.
/
Here is page full of midi versions for those who are interested:
http://www.ray.hutchings.dial.pipex.com/pachelbel
Congrats the the happy couple.
"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
REALLY FRIKKIN HUGE JPEGS....
;)
little tiny low res mpegs....
Someone really might have planned the photo section a little better.
But congratulations anyway, hope you have a wonderful life together.
-- There is no sig line, only Zuul.
Obviously someone who's never had kids. That should read.
4-Children.
5-Profit (Love my kids).
6-Loss (Oh my GOD! My bank account).
Kathleen Fent marries YOU!
(Much love for Rob and Kathleen from the SlashTroll community, even if some can't say it)
Mirror 1: No movies
Mirror 2
Mirror 3
All I can say is "word".
Really? It must be wierd going through life like that...
By the way, what does that have to do with the wedding?
On the night before the wedding, I asked the OSDN crew to show me what the real Slashdot effect was like!
Right off the bat I took Rob's cock in my mouth and sucked it like a kid sucks a Sugar Daddy. Hemos came around to my upturned rear and showed me exactly how much damage 4.5" can do to a hometown girl. Jamie was licking Hemos' ass while he fucked me, which put me in a good position to beat his cock until it blew on my love patch.
Then the weirdest thing happened! Timothy went around to Rob's backside and I'm pretty sure he started fucking him! I was a little surprised -- I mean, the night before your wedding is an odd time for your first gay experience. But he seemed to enjoy it, so I gave him one night of experimentation. Eventually I ended up taking the shaft from almost everyone in the building, even the hunky nubian NOC security guard.
Wow! Slashdot me again the next time I get married, boys!!
Fox is going to pick this up, you just know it. As the newest reality shows, "When Geeks Get Married". Can you imagine, Live videotape from a geek Wedding! Oh the horror!
Theonlyuse of monkeys is to testthings onthem.Some peoplemay say"Hey That'scruel!"and myresponse is"I don't like monkeys
Sorry I couldn't be there to sneak a smooch with Kathleen, but who was the Goon?
Oop, my bad! That was probably one of the LV locals making sure things went smoothly for visitors. ;-)
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Wedding was held at the Excalibur Hotel, which was nice.
Those familiar with Arthurian legend will get a special chuckle out of that juxtaposition.
Congratulations, Rob!
I want to see the honeymoon video clips!!!!!!!!
Yeah baby!! You looks kinda sweet.
No, I meant you Rob
WTF? Over?
I saw rob on the ol' tech tv, and let me just say, the he is one of the LUCKIEST men on earth to have found a nice woman that WILL like him for his brains (because god knows it isn't for his looks ;~)
.. =)
I SAW ROB! (Score:3, Insightful) I've never actually seen him, but the guy that called him ugly is moderated Insightful
Hemos, Hemos, Hemos...
/.'d, would anyone be able to find it?
You missed a golden chance to ask a question that's been plagueing mankind (ok well this mankind) for almost 10 minutes now.
Post those pictures on Slashdot and you would get...
If Slashdot gets
Congrats to the newlyweds!
People in cars cause accidents....accidents in cars cause people
This is a great leap for the nerd community. Maybe soon there'll be nerdlings.
Congrats =)
Well, it was meant to be read as:
4-Children
5-Sell Children
6-PROFIT!
but I thought it best to leave to people's own imaginations.
Who gives a fuck? Really? I'm not interested in the personal lives of much more respectable editors of much more respectable publications, so what makes Rob think I care about his?
I know this'll get modded down by the "Slashdot can do no wrong" crowd, but I'm sure I speak for lots of people who don't have as much karma to burn.
[ home ]
I know this is gonna get buried in a pile of similar comments, but congrats from me to Rob and Kathleen.
Now CmdrTaco, I asked before and I asked again... how does one go about getting a girl to like geeks like us, let alone marry us?
"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
Quoting from a wise person...."Rob keep yourself on the bottom" not that way, but cherish your wife and love, esteem her, and look for her needs above your own.
Searching for Kathleen Fent on Google images gives just two pictures: One joystick, and a security lock. Could someone please explain the symbols?
I have to ask why there is a camera inside the chapel. Is this supposed to curb alter boy molestations by catching them on tape? Or is this some new way for the church to make money by selling the security tapes of your wedding to you and your family?
i got one of the 1.1mb images (a grainy 1600x1200), convert'ed it down to 640 at 90% quality (finally 30k), and Im still scared as all fuck of mirroring it on my server. I know it'll bring down my entire campus network..probably... ;-)
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True, but... consider who these people are. It seems more appropriate if the vows went something like this:
"Do you, Rob, take all Kathleen base?"
"I do."
"Do you, Kathleen, imagine a beowulf cluster of little Robs and Kathleens?"
"I do."
"No repeat after me.. with this token ring I thee wed..."
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
I think there is a new Commander Taco, he should probably be called Lieutenant Commander Taco.
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. - Jack Handey
maybe the reason why all the pictures are of Rob is that they were taken by the best man who was at the venue with him before the ceremony?
And why on Earth would any woman marry a guy with the nickname "command her taco"?!!
I know,
i'll pitch in a buck to get Taco a new haircut, don't TRY to look like a style-less geek man, you just got married, man, don't let yourself go straight away! remember you're a geek boy who has a girl, a wife no less!
Everybody denies I am a genius--but nobody ever called me one!
But post some pictures. I've always wanted to see how the geekiest of the geeks throw a party, and someone has got to have a digicam there. Even better, you can play cards over who's server gets to display the pics and be slashdotted to hell.
SecondPageMedia - Wha
Does it count as a double post?
/^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
Malda and Scully are married - congrats.
Pixels keep you awake!
I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with his money either. :)
That is a picture of Malda.
Here is the picture of Fent.
Now that taco has gone propietary with this wife, he has sucumbed to microsoft and left the open source community (a.k.a other girls) alone
Open Source Java Web Forum with LDAP authentication
So I guess this means its Command PinkTaco for the next few days eh? =^) At least someone is getting laid around here...
Congrats...
The Doormat
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
As one who fears he may be right behind you, I say congrats Rob. When did I get so fucking old? I remember pretty much every birthday until I turned 21, and now they're all just a blur. When I wake up tomorrow and am 50, I'm going to be really upset.
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
Moronic Moderators #142
Offtopic? Yeeeeees.
How does it feel to be given a taste of your own medicine, a.k.a slashdotting?
Do you think it's funny that not so big sites are driven down by your website users?
Do you think you can't do anything about it? Yes, you can.
Open Source Java Web Forum with LDAP authentication
Slashdot gets slashdotted! I love it!
You gotta love today's bottom-of-the-page witticism: I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head.
Cmdr. Taco gathered me as though I was a child and placed me on his lap. "Shhh," Cmdr. Taco whispered in my ear. His warm breath caused my skin to gooseflesh while Cmdr. Taco slowly rocked me. When my tears were finished, Cmdr. Taco asked, "All better, little one?" I nodded feeling emotionally spent. His lips nuzzled the hollow where his breath had teased. Lightly nipping and licking Cmdr. Taco whispered, "Shall we continue?" Without waiting for me to answer, Cmdr. Taco stood me up holding my forearms when I stumbled shakily. "Take off all of your clothes," Cmdr. Taco slowly inspected me from my swollen lips to torn blouse to thigh highs peeking from under my skirt. "You may leave the stockings on. They remind me of the whore that hid inside you before I made you my own--my sweet, little whore, all mine. So alone out here, with no one to worry about you being gone." Cmdr. Taco nodded his approval when I had the last of my clothes off. I blushed as his eyes touched over every curve and valley of my exposed body. I moved to cover myself, but Cmdr. Taco stopped me. "No! It is mine to look at, mine to use." His fingers ran lightly over my skin. Brushing the underside of my breasts first, then Cmdr. Taco cupped both in his hands. The pads of his thumbs circled my nipples until they hardened even more. A smile curved his lips, finally his right hand lowered and cupped my sex. His middle finger slid easily within my silken folds. "I think someone is enjoying our little game." His finger probed deeper. "Tell me how much you like it."
My tongue felt thick and useless. I could barely breath--thinking was beyond question. I rocked my hips up and back straddling his hand wantonly. I felt my juices seeping running down between his fingers and onto my quivering legs. I opened my mouth and tried to speak but no sound would come forth. My jaw moved woodenly. I nodded my head from side to side trying to explain.
"You dare to disobey me?" Cmdr. Taco asked in disbelief. Cmdr. Taco piled my clothes in my hands.
I was afraid that Cmdr. Taco would send me away for disappointing him. I pleaded with him with my eyes. I finally worked until, "Please" came out.
"Please, what whore?" Cmdr. Taco asked.
"Please, don't make me go." I whispered looking down unable to meet his eyes.
He looked startled for a moment and then laughed. "Let you go? Letting you leave here was the last thing on my mind. I wonder if you would beg to stay knowing what I plan on doing with you--to you?" His voice turned harsh. "Throw your clothes in the fire." I started to question then did as Cmdr. Taco asked. I watched as my clothes kindled and disappeared into ashes. "Do you realize what you have done?" Cmdr. Taco asked. I shook my head no. "The only way you can leave now is as you are." Cmdr. Taco looked up and down my naked body. "I think the town would be shocked to see you walk through town in the buff. Don't you agree? Our perfect little girl naked and wandering the streets, maybe I'll make you do that later. What would they think? Would they see you then as I do? A needy whore begging to be taken--to be possessed fully and completely. Reach down and tell me what you feel." Cmdr. Taco commanded.
I reached down quickly to obey. I needed to fill the need throbbing between my thighs. My palm slid through my sticky tight curls as my fingers brushed my clit than slid into my wetness. Riding the sensations, I watched his face. This man I didn't know, yet the man who knew everything about me.
"What do you feel?" Cmdr. Taco prompted me as though I was a child.
My hips moved of their own volition as I crammed my fingers in and out of my wetness. "I feel wet." I answered.
"What feels wet, my sweet?" Cmdr. Taco questioned.
"My pussy." I answered.
"All of it," Cmdr. Taco said watching my fingers disappear then reappear.
"My pussy feels so wet." I moaned.
"Why is your pussy so wet?" Cmdr. Taco asked pulling me towards him and pulling my fingers from my cunt.
I struggled for an answer. "I'm wet, because I like this."
He brought my fingers to his mouth and slowly sucked them one by one into his mouth thoroughly cleaning each one. His mouth opened and sucked the puddle of wetness in my palm. Cmdr. Taco reached up and pulled me towards him by my nipples. "Here now I taste like you. Taste yourself." My tongue met his, and Cmdr. Taco moved my fingers between our mouths. Our tongues traced my fingers and met in their seams licking each other. The changing textures, the smell of my pussy between us caused me to gush more. Cmdr. Taco moved my feet apart with his foot. Somehow seeing his shoes still on and taking in his fully clothed body made me feel even more naked. Cmdr. Taco ran his hands along the inside of my thighs, and I shivered my pleasure at his touch. I wanted him inside. I wanted him to touch my core. I needed to explode to release the pleasure Cmdr. Taco was building within me. His hands quickly became coated with my stickiness. Cmdr. Taco moved his hands over me, but never where I craved it most. "What makes you this wet?" Cmdr. Taco asked again.
"You do." I answered.
"Do you think flattery will get me to touch your clit, little one?" Cmdr. Taco chuckled.
"Please," I begged.
"Mmmmm, I do have a soft spot for begging, and you begged so prettily earlier." Cmdr. Taco pondered as if considering my request. My hips pressed forward seeking his touch. I had never been this wet before. I was steadily dripping now. My nipples ached; my pussy literally throbbed with need. "You, young lady are making a mess on my carpet."
"I'm sorry," I stammered.
"I think you shall have to be punished for making such a mess with that slutty little pussy of yours. What do you think?" Cmdr. Taco questioned.
"I'm sorry." I repeated. "I can't help it. I need it so much."
"Why do you think it is that you need it so much?" Cmdr. Taco pressed on.
"Because, I like it... because, I'm a dirty slut. I like the way you make me feel. Please touch me there." I begged.
"You are a bad girl. First making a mess on my good carpet, and then begging for me to touch you in such naughty places. You must be taught a lesson I'm afraid. Bend over my lap." Cmdr. Taco commanded.
I quickly hurried hoping Cmdr. Taco would make the throbbing need end. My breasts lay in front of his knee and my legs hung suspended in the air not quite touching the ground. His knees spread, and I felt helpless. His hand reached between my thighs and cupped my sex. I moaned my intense pleasure. "What do you want?" Cmdr. Taco asked.
"Please, please touch me." I implored.
"Touch you where? Cmdr. Taco asked.
"Touch my pussy, please." I begged biting my lip to keep from steadily begging and pleading for the touch I needed so badly.
"Good girl, you are learning. Tell me exactly what you want."
"I want your fingers inside me. I want you to rub my clit."
His hand rubbed over my dripping pussy then moved back to my ass smearing my juices over me. His hand dipped back down and coated once more. Cmdr. Taco rubbed my juices back and forth until my wetness covered me thoroughly. His finger finally sought my clit, and I all but screamed my joy. Cmdr. Taco laughed aloud at my eagerness. Cmdr. Taco circled my now distended clit then rubbed it roughly. His other hand rubbed soft circles on my backside, and then without warning smacked down sharply. I jerked crying out at the unexpected pain. His fingers circled my clit once more. His fingers plucked and twisted my clit as though it was a nipple. Then his wet hand came down once more. Cmdr. Taco slapped my bottom relentlessly. My flesh stung and burned. The wetness made the slaps ring out in the room. I whimpered torn between the peaking pleasure between my legs and the sting of my backside. I felt the walls of my pussy begin to tighten. "That's it my little slut," Cmdr. Taco urged on. "I know you would come like this." His fingers plunged in and out of my pussy as his other hand rained down on reddened behind. "Does it hurt, little one?"
"Yes," I whimpered.
"Do you want me to stop, little one?"
"No." I shook my head.
"Do you know what that means?" Cmdr. Taco asked never slowing his two hands--one sliding in and out, the other slapping up and down faster and faster.
Tears built in my eyes. "I like to be hurt." The blows became harder still my body moved up and back, my breasts swaying and slapping against his leg as Cmdr. Taco rammed roughly in and out of my body.
"Who's slut are you?" Cmdr. Taco asked.
"I'm your slut." I answered.
"What kind of slut are you?" Cmdr. Taco pushed on continuing his twin assault.
"I'm your little pain slut," I cried out as I came gushing even more.
"That's it baby, come hard for me," Cmdr. Taco coaxed running his fingers slowly now in and out coaxing me to come even more. As I lay quivering over his legs, Cmdr. Taco rubbed my bottom praising me. My pussy clenched and released convulsively. "You are so beautiful. You respond so fully." Cmdr. Taco lifted and turned me on his lap facing him. Cmdr. Taco slid his cock into me and held it there filling me. I felt so complete. I tightened around him stroking him without moving. Cmdr. Taco cupped my bottom in his hands and rocked me up and back running his cock in and out of me. Cmdr. Taco would completely fill me, and then withdraw leaving me feeling empty then filling me once more. We rocked slowly together. His mouth covered my neck then my jaw biting lightly. We kissed slowly the contrast from the earlier pell mell rush making it seem even more languid. Minutes stretched by, contended I laid my head on his chest as Cmdr. Taco unhurriedly fucked me. I felt myself building once more, and Cmdr. Taco felt it too. Cmdr. Taco pulled me tighter bouncing me up and down on his cock. Cmdr. Taco turned me and pushed my shoulders to the floor following me to the rug. His hand road the small of my back as my elbows rested on the carpet, and my ass turned up into the air. Cmdr. Taco hesitated a moment looking at my upturned ass before plunging into my pussy. "I'll save your ass for later." Cmdr. Taco promised. The thought of having his cock, any cock in my virgin ass sent me over the edge, and I came. Cmdr. Taco never slowed his pace, but continued to pound relentlessly into my gaping pussy. As I struggled to breath, Cmdr. Taco fucked me without restraint. His cock slammed into me; his balls slapped out a rhythm. Cmdr. Taco no longer spoke, but moaned and groaned his enjoyment. My elbows slipped beneath me, and my face lay pressed onto the rug. My nipples drug up and back on the carpet. The teasing pleasure quickly became pain as my sensitive nipples rubbed faster back and forth. My nipples burnt and stung. My elbows were rug burnt halfway to my forearm. When Cmdr. Taco came, I felt the hot wet splash of his come inside me, and it set off another wave of pleasure. Cmdr. Taco drew out and rubbed the sticky remains of his come on my asshole. "Later." Cmdr. Taco promised watching the gobs of come run along the crack of my ass. I lay gasping on the rug feeling thoroughly used. Cmdr. Taco ran his finger along the crack of my ass. "You are just so tempting, little one. Your mouth was so eager; your pussy was so wet, so hot, and now that sweet little ass of your is calling to me. Do you want to be my three hole girl?"
He sat on the floor and leaned back on the sofa. "Come here, little one." Cmdr. Taco beckoned. I turned and crawled towards him. "Take off my shoes." Cmdr. Taco ordered. I turned my ass towards him once more and untied his shoes and pulled them from his feet. His socks followed. I felt his hand on my ass and tensed as his finger slid down my crack and circled my asshole. I clenched without meaning to, and Cmdr. Taco sighed. Cmdr. Taco lifted and slid his pants and underwear down and off. Cmdr. Taco pulled me back towards his lap by the hair. I lay curled between his legs, my head resting on his thigh while Cmdr. Taco slowly stroked my hair. My face was inches from his cock, and I watched fascinated as his cock twitched and more come slowly trickled down the bulbous darkened head. My tongue involuntarily jutted across my lips as I thought of tasting his come. My action didn't go unmissed. "I'd hate to disappoint a lady." Cmdr. Taco said sneering on the word lady. Cmdr. Taco grabbed a handful of my hair. I watched as another glob dropped from his head and fell into the dark matted hair at the base of his penis. His rough jerk reminded me to pay attention to him, and I quickly moved where Cmdr. Taco directed. Cmdr. Taco violently towed my head upward. Staring directly into my eyes, Cmdr. Taco threatened, "Keep that cat tongue in your mouth, or I will teach you what real pain is about." I nodded my compliance. "Say it!" Cmdr. Taco ground out impatiently.
"I'll...I'll keep my little cat tongue in my mouth." I promised.
"Yes, you will." Cmdr. Taco nodded. Instead of the licking and lapping up of used come that I craved, Cmdr. Taco held my head firmly between his hands and rubbed my face in the gooey remains of our release. The quickly cooling come coated my entire face. Cmdr. Taco dragged first one cheek then the other through the puddle of sperm. Then face first, up and down his spent cock. I felt it begin to harden beneath me. The temptation to open my mouth--to taste was so great that I clenched me jaw against it. More than the threatened pain, I didn't want to displease Cmdr. Taco. I wanted to please him more than I wanted to gratify my longing for come. I felt his seed spread through my eyebrows and eyelashes and begin to stiffen as it dried. The smell of his arousal was overwhelming, and I felt the familiar tightening in my body begin. When Cmdr. Taco was finally finished, Cmdr. Taco lifted me up into his arms. Cmdr. Taco smiled his satisfaction. "You look pretty covered in my come. I'll always remember you this way.
Congratulations, who caught the bouquet?
... whenever a text is transmitted, variation occurs. This is because human beings are careless, fallible, and occasiona
This stories QOTD as seen at the bottom of the page couldn't be more on topic!
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head.
An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.
I am their kid, you insensitive clod!
If everyone was invited, it would be the first real life slashdotting! We could've overloaded the freeways and the airports!
'but i HAVE to post pictures on the web!'
;)
'well ok, but at least make them ridiculously large and serve them off of a 486 in the closet, that way no one can actually _see_ them'
'yes dear'
I can feel a prediction coming on to me... In five years, Cmdr Taco will have divorced and will be remarrying, and when the news is put up on slashdot, the first post will be... "Hey isn't this a duplicate from a long time ago?" kidding aside, best of luck.
Thinkgeek was also rumored to be entertaining the idea of geek-themed lingerie, with tacos on them.
"See, we plan ahead! That way, we never have to do anything now."
Premiers Symptomes was a much better album.
That is all.
Thank you.
Here's a mirror, while it lasts.
[%- PROCESS life -%]
Does that mean he'll procreate?!?! There will be little tacos?!
First, you have to make one of those iDVD-type DVDs of the wedding, with all sorts of footage and slide shows and all.
Then, that DVD has to be pirated and released on the internet as a DivX rip.
It forgot to show the text of the wedding invitations that the "crew" received ahead of the wedding. They went something like this ...
"Your invited to the weding of Rob and Kathlen Malda. Please keep all coments on-topic. Thanks you."
Cyde Weys Musings - Scrutinizing the inscrutable
Wedding was held at the Excalibur Hotel, which was nice. If you want to send postal congrats/bundt cake/fondue pots/yet more place mats, I've included the postal address.
:-)
Hmmm, one wonders how many nice shiney new toasters they have (possibly with onboard NIC's).
Somebody was also mentioning a collection of AOL CD's, perhaps we could a wedding donation. If I were rich, I'd send them a laptop or two, but I suppose that I will have to think up a suitably geeky-but-affordable present otherwise.
Geesh, couldn't you wait until after the Xmas season to hitch up... you'd get more loot that way anyhow
Nothing much else to say, other than luck for the future, and try to keep it down to under three BabyTacos. If they all start "geek news" websites, the world's web servers would cower in fear...
Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
Nice clip.
s le.mpg
http://www.fys.ku.dk/~nvj/malda/kathleendowntheai
Bandwidth sponsored by danish research funding...
Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
Sure, hires pics are nice, but what about the server? Those suckers should be compressed down to 640x480 or so, just to spare the poor server. :D
Wow, the Malda family is like 15 minutes from me. How special do i feel? Congrats Rob and Kathleen.
"Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
The correct spelling is guarantee.
You, sir, have made my day! Very funny.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
Dealing with those endless requests for grandchildren from your parents!
Congrats, Sir. Well done. *golf clap*
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
Kathleen's back orifice gets slashdotted !
Votez ecolo : Chiez dans l'urne !
I think that Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Ben Affleck will last longer than this one. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
I mean, how cool would it be to get married at exactly 4:20? (wink, wink)
:)
If you're gonna get that anal about the time, make it worthwhile!
Seriously, congrats and much happiness from someone you don't know and will never meet... (just like all the guests at _my_ wedding!)
I can imagine the conversation when they get back from their honeymoon:
"Dear, look - 426 posts congratulating us." "Yes, and only six have that link".
-- ;)"
Evan "First time I linked to there, and first time I've mentioned Rob and honeymoon in the same post. Coincidence? Hopefully.
"$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
best of luck, you too!
will we get a new "because-the-wife-said-so" department now?
Karma
I use it do develop irony in an oxymoronic statement, but apparently such irony is above you.
let me spell it out for you.....pithy comedy is an oxymoron....yet people still attempt to make meaningfull funny statements that just come out shallow, hence the irony....but as with all jokes....it ain't funny if you've got to explain it..........ug
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar Allan Poe 1809-1845
I got a new pair of shoes!
News for WHO? Stuff that WHAT?
=\
I'll never forget that day. One of the sweetest proposals I've ever seen. Better than mine, which was over mac and cheese in front of the TV, with Frasier going. . .
You are not the customer.
You want him to work on his *wedding* night touching up images? Are you *heartless*?
May we never see th
The bride was attractive enough, but the groom, omg dude it's not 1996 anymore, lose the lame-ass chin pubes, or no one will take you seriously. And white socks with a cheesy rented tux? How white-trash can you get? And who the hell is that fat-fuck in black with the Grizzly Adams beard? Chrissake I've never seen such a sorry bunch of overweight geeks. What was the next stop, a Star Trek convention? And exactly how inflamed an ego do you need to share this cracker trailerpark wedding on the front of /.? Save that shit for your personal blog, and stfu.
Congrats.
I mean, come on. This event is clearly on the same level of the Madonna--whazzisname wedding. I want tabloid photographers hanging out of helicopters! Instead we get Hemos and a handycam. If I didn't know better, I'd think entertainers were more important than geeks.
Congratulations Rob. Treat her right.
Why'd you say 'burma'?
--I panicked.
But I think putting their real email address in a state where spammers can retrieve them easily was the wrong gift.
Disclamer - Opinion of Person
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source = sores typo?
Anybody else notice they're running Apache 1.3.26 versus 1.3.27.
09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0
CmdrTaco had another AFFAIR!!
:)
This picture proves it quite well
CmdrTaco had another secret affair! Take a look at this picture.
:) :) :) It's a joke boys :) :) :)
Wonder what will Hemos do now than Taco is married???
A dork getting married doesn't mean shit to me.
Who is this girl who's with CmdrTaco in this picture??? What will Hemos say now??? :) :) :) :) :) HarHarHar!
So, have you fucked her yet? Is her pussy tight? Does she do anal? How does she feel about penguins watching her while you violate her with a beer bottle?
Word Word word word 'Word'.
Word? Word word word word word word word word.
Word word word, word word word word word word word word word?
(Maybe he's one off with his abstraction stack.)
In keeping with Slashdot tradition, their second honeymoon will happen sometime later this evening. Expect this story to still be on the front page. ;)
Wah!
Wooo Hooo!! It is good. It is very good!
They stayed in their tuxedos and raced down the nearest snowy mountain on their stomachs.
Las Vagas, cab . haha
nice one fattie, how lame
See for yourself ladies and gentlemen .
The done this months ago: dressed Cowboy Neal in a wedding dress and faked up some wedding pictures and videos, not showing him from the front. Just imagine the furor that would have caused!
another leaves the fold of geekdom
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
because it's the right thing to do too
Congratulations!
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little civvie asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a pig fat pussy. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
My gambling addict former boss got married in Vegas. He had an 11th grade education, married a junkie whore, and then came home and continued gambling until she stole his shit and kicked him out.
So, Vegas is really a classy fucking place to get married.
- First off, that story was lame. I cannot believe you think that story was important. Then as a testament to how ridiculous this all is, they get married in Vegas. What a cliché thing to do. I rest easier knowing you people are as pathetic and lost as I had imagined. Your use of the contraction, cept, is lame as well.
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a little pussy bitch. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
you've been warned
Congrats Rob and Kathleen. Now we just have to await the announcement of your first kids. Maybe the first one should be named 'Linus' eh?
Seriously though, all joking aside, congratulations to you both and I wish you all the best of luck and happiness. Glad you two found each other.
[Something witty and intelligent should have appeared here.]
{Traicovn}
Wow! that makes this Diet Vanilla Coke eight times more harmful than water!
First off, that story was lame. I cannot believe you think that story was important. Then as a testament to how ridiculous this all is, they get married in Vegas. What a cliché thing to do. I rest easier knowing you people are as pathetic and lost as I had imagined. Your use of the contraction, cept, is lame as well.
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a little pussy bitch. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
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No pictures of Fent available. She looks fat with a mumu wedding dress bought at Kmart originally designed for Rosie O'Donnel at her dyke wedding. to cover her FAT in the video This proves she is fat, ugly, stupid. And I hated those fagot Rob pictures. Rob, if I could beat your halfway to death with a tire iron, you classless loser, I would. You are not cute, you are the luckiest fascist asshole ever. You even kept that fucking goat rat fur piece of facial hair shit on your face for your wedding. Whoever was holding the camcorder sounds like a nerdy fag as well.
First off, that story was lame. I cannot believe you think that story was important. Then as a testament to how ridiculous this all is, they get married in Vegas. What a cliché thing to do. I rest easier knowing you people are as pathetic and lost as I had imagined. Your use of the contraction, cept, is lame as well.
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a little pussy bitch. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
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No pictures of Fent available. She looks fat with a mumu wedding dress bought at Kmart originally designed for Rosie O'Donnel at her dyke wedding. to cover her FAT in the video This proves she is fat, ugly, stupid. And I hated those fagot Rob pictures. Rob, if I could beat your halfway to death with a tire iron, you classless loser, I would. You are not cute, you are the luckiest fascist asshole ever. You even kept that fucking goat rat fur piece of facial hair shit on your face for your wedding. Whoever was holding the camcorder sounds like a nerdy fag as well.
First off, that story was lame. I cannot believe you think that story was important. Then as a testament to how ridiculous this all is, they get married in Vegas. What a cliché thing to do. I rest easier knowing you people are as pathetic and lost as I had imagined. Your use of the contraction, cept, is lame as well.
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a little pussy bitch. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
And those cleavage shots, lets see her getting out the pool wet. So we can see her big fat ass. And her tits are tiny - they look like nasty saggy ones that limp down with nipples touching the kneecaps.
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Why is the bride wearing white, and why is the groom wearing white socks?
this guy may be on to something here. we must moderate this post up so that everyone will know!
No pictures of Fent available. This proves she is fat, ugly, stupid. And I hated those fagot Rob pictures. Rob, if I could beat your halfway to death with a tire iron, you classless loser, I would. You are not cute, you are the luckiest fascist asshole ever. You even kept that fucking goat rat fur piece of facial hair shit on your face for your wedding. She isn't marrying him for the money, hahahaa, VA Linux systems is in the toilet! HAHAHAHA.
First off, that story was lame. I cannot believe you think that story was important. Then as a testament to how ridiculous this all is, they get married in Vegas. What a cliché thing to do. I rest easier knowing you people are as pathetic and lost as I had imagined. Your use of the contraction, cept, is lame as well.
EXCALIBUR. This is the cheesiest hotel on the strip. Not the Bellagio, but you fucking poor assed losers had to do it at the fucking dirty white trash kiddie lamer Excalibur! HAHAHAHAHA.
POETIC JUSTICE. You morons don't have a thread of class. You are all fat sexless Star Wars LOTR fantasy losers with no money, no taste, no class. BWAHAHAHAHA.
What wine was served? Franzia in a box? HAHAHAHA. What cake? Duncan Heinz? What Champagne? Sparkling Muscatel the Finest wine from Idaho? HAHAHAHAHA.
And those cleavage shots, lets see her getting out the pool wet. So we can see her big fat ass. And her tits are tiny - they look like nasty saggy ones that limp down with nipples touching the kneecaps.
You people are the embodiment of loser. LOSER. Classless, ugly, stupid, overrated asshole.
Let me also say that most everyone here doesn't give a fucking shit about what you did in Vegas, except maybe the police because you fucked animals. Who gives a fuck? And you come here, now, to pull rank.
Are you Proud, Malda? How are you proud? And of what? You are such an idiot. You did NOTHING. Nothing was different, better. You and your cabal of shit editors still sucked as hard as usual that day, and your fucking website, which happens to foster lots of socialist and communist assholes, basically bashed the United States to pieces and your shit moderation system allows the angry mob to moderate away any undesired thinking. You want to feel honored? Try on a purple heart, like the one I got, Injured in the line of Duty. You make me sick, you little asshole who thinks he is hot shit with his website allowing socialists and shit-heads like John fucking Katz to drag internet veterans like me and what we stand for though the fucking mud!
If your behavior changed at all these last few days, I wouldn't have fucking noticed on iota. You are a absentee leader, you hide like a little pussy bitch. You rarely speak, and when you do you sound like an Imperial Dictator, with a huge problem, you sound like a simpleton as well. A zealous simpleton.
Your site is rife with assholes, shit moderation, absentee "leaders," not critical editing, Rumors posted as stories, good storied rejected, and fucking trolls for editors. You people need a dirt nap and a day out of the lime light. No one wants to BE you, we want to rip your fucking ass off the throne and start making this place a good place to stop every day - something you fail at. Now its more fun to troll than to be insightful because of the moronic mob YOU have fucking crafted.
A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.
He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.
We hate you, Fucking Robbie;
he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.
He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.
He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.
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I can't imagine that at all. Where is the Sauth Pacific?
<grub> Reading
hope it's long and happy.
The price we pay for immortality... is death. Narnia The Great Fall
BTW: This isn't a job for GIMP... mogrify does a really nice job of bulk translation...
Once you've saved the (massive) jpeg files, you can do the following: mogrify -resize 14.6666% *.jpg/ wedding/&"><IMG src="&">&</a><BR>_' > index.html
mkdir smaller
for i in *.mgk ; do mv $i smaller/${i%mgk}jpg ; done
cd smaller
ls | sed '%s_.*_<a href="http://spiderling.blockstackers.com/\~hemos
in the sed script, I'm using _ instead of / for obvious reasons (there are slashes all over the edit string). The result should be your own index with smaller pictures (you might want to change the 14.6666% to 33.333 or 50%......
I put the result on my ISPs personal web service
Larger versions (33%) of the pics are there too. Mogrify also seems to do a pretty good job of JPEG compression overall....
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to rotate the thinker image right side up (gotta get to work).
Feel free to make your own mirrors (not like it's my copyright...). I have no idea as to if/when Telus (my ISP) will cut off the page for bandwidth usage.. Hemos... PLEASE feel free to put a copy on your site.
OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
or is "Mrs Taco" a touch unflattering..
Congratulations to both Tacos, and keep us posted on the cooking of any taclets
Dear Rob:
As a present to you on your wedding, we, the Slashdot community as a whole, wish to give you this: the slashdotting of your pic/video server.
love,
The Gang
filter: +3. Hey, look! all the trolls went away!
Isn't that a bit early in the morning to be getting married?
Or perhaps it was really late into the night?
Congratulations from fellow geek from across the pond. :-)
Cheers!
The Official Steve Ballmer Webpage
For whatever reason, slashdot is putting space between 'hemos/' and 'wedding' in the sed string. You'll have to remove it manually.
OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
Oh shit, and me without my mod point!
Malda marries YOU!!!! *ducks* *runs*
"Entropy is the bad-guy, and he is everywhere"
If anybody else wants to get married online (you must bn an American), we will soon be posting a proposition form on geek.is-a-geek (see sig for URL).
Fuck it
"Score: 5, Offtopic"
:)
That's rare indeed.
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
Here's to the couple!
CHEERS!
********* sig: If you don't like the law, get filthy stinking rich, and buy a better one.
... is Rob her "first Post"? ;)
Laugh its funny...well not so much for the bride, but ist funny for everyone else!
So.. were there any hot grits on the wedding night?
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
You look like a little kid!
Faux Pas.
In the first image linked it appears that you're wearing white socks (athletic "tube" socks??)...this is a no-no with tuxedos.
Chin pussy.
Uhm...it appears you have a pussy on your chin. There is an episode of South Park where Butters has a prosthetic scrotum on his chin. While funny that you have put a spin on this theme with your homage I do not find it appropriate for a wedding day.
I wish you luck in your attempt at happiness.
eh... all they had to do was tell the cabbie that if s/he took them there straight there would be a $10.00 in it for them so they save some time...
Its a well known non-secret that for a cabbie to make any money in Las Vegas they have to charge at least $10.00 a fare.... Thats why they got the scenic route..
--
Time is on my side
(In best Helen Lovejoy voice possible) Think of the mailservers! Oh *please*, won't somebody think of the mailservers!
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
I believe it was misspelled for legal reasons.
Why are they all just pictures of Rob sitting (or standing) around alone in some room?
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
You - a purple heart?
I don't believe this for ONE SECOND.
If you did ever receive a military medal of any kind, it would have been handed to you by the executor of some poor relative's estate.
*** Cool, congratulations to Mr and Mrs Taco!!! ***
/. sure DOES feel a bit like family. So this is a happy family event, and there is even the equivalent of drunken Angry Uncle Bob vandalizing the decoration in the background (read: the trolls) while the others celebrate... :-))
Man, at times like this
I'd actualy venture that rob has more looks then brains.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Now the real work begins. Building the most successful techie website in the world? Piece of cake. Now you have a real job. The most rewarding one there is. Good luck.
Taco is on a duplicates spree!!!
Most girls don't like
1) Star Wars
2) Star Wars collectibles
3) Star Trek
4) Star Trek collectibles
5) Talking about (1-4) )
that's a start...
nbfn
I dunno...How could you not find that big mountain of man cute? I know I do. I don't know if I'd go insofar as to say that he looks like someone from Thunderdome though. ;)
Love, luck and lollipops to the newlyweds!
the cabbie bringing the bride got lost
Now what do you think the bride and the cabbie were doing that made them late? Lost indeed. I bet Kathleen wanted to get fucked by a real man (possibly with herpes) before committing herself for life to a pussy man (also possibly with herpes).
Well, if I did not know before, I now know how it feels to not give a fuck. It is great to get married, but I thought the Slashdot motto was "News for Nerds. Stuff that MATTERS." I mean, who the hell here cares about the fact that I got married (a few years ago).
You propose to her on the site. Fine. It's cute the first time something like this is done, but the second time it happens, I start to lose interest in Slashdot.
3 years ago and last week we were engaged :-)
The cabbie was no doubt the goatse man. Damn Kathleen is a slut.
You're absolutely right. Malda has a tiny dick (and yes, he has herpes).
/. brings in. Otherwose, you're just a worthless fuck.
But the cabbie was great! That banging should last me a few years until I can divorse this geeky little fuck.
Malda, I only love you for the money
[ hateful rant snipped ]
timothy, that was totally inappropriate.
-Bill
SlashSig Karma: Excellent (mostly affected by moderatio
Rob got a little trashed before hand it seems. He couldn't repeat after the minister quite so well. Standing was also an issue, so he leaned against me and grabbed my breasts whenever he could. It was embarassing, but most people seemed to be used to that behavior.
I got to the church a little late because the cab driver was really good looking and I wanted to go for a spin before hand.
Luckily, the wedding was really long, because the honeymoon is going to be really short. Rob will probably not last much. Oh well, at least I've got cabbie.
If I had any advice for women out there, it'd be this... This whole experience has taught me one thing: don't bother dating geek guys. Find a nice strong jock with a big cock, becuase geeks just don't cut it. On top of that, Rob is pretty, uh, distant. Even pushing my boobs into his face, he can't leave his Pearl or something like that.
Oh well. I'll still have a chance to find a real man someday... I hope.
Congratulations are in order!
I couldn't help but notice that with the addition of a mustache, Rob would look uncannily close to Hitler.
Congratulations, Mein Fuhrer!
Okey-dokey! Guys, gather 'round the 'puter.
Now. Once upon a time there was a young guy. A guy full of hope. He was single, thus he was happy.
Then one night, much like tonight, something rose from the swamp. He heard a noise behind him, thump-thump, thump-thump. He walked a little faster, thump-thump, thump-thump.
Then he saw it. And there, in the light of a bar, stood the evil, big-haired, high-heeled, spandex monster.
He ran from it, he stood it up, he dated others, but nothing could stop it!
He could hear it's wild call [in a higher voice] "Oh, Honey! Honey!"
It was horrible!
Finally, it trapped him. Opened, opened it's hideous mouth, bared its fangs and said... "Marry me?"
(And did he marry it?)
Yes, I'm afraid he did.
And he was never heard from again.
But the worst of it is, there's still some of them out there. There might be one behind you now! (Scream and look around.)
Then again, there may not be. But beware. Wherever a man is free and has change in his pockets, they'll come a-creeping and the can't be stopped.
Now sleep, if you can...
We only see Rob, why didn't you take the bride ?
Trolling using another account since 2005.
Ah, if only.
... on useless websites. Proceed from there.
We all know /. brings in no real money for any of the poor sots working for it.
What's a nubian?
At least you will save on condoms now!!!
So much bile and vile talk, you will age and die lonely and bitter.
Is this a first?
- sigs are for wimps.
4:11 am? How is that morning? It's not even noon yet!
Karma: Non-Heinous
Sorry bitch - the vitriol is warranted.
I have a wife, friends, good paying job - and I get paid to point out your complete and total adherence to a lame, geek shit culture gets you NOTHING in the end.
I come here to remind myself how lucky I am, but I am about to raise the bar - I mean even IRC is better than this pit of despair.
I am happy to say I never was a geek. You geeks are just dumb motherfuckers. Like stupid lamer version of nerd.
Happy Birthday everybody!
I was at the wedding myself and I'd have to say CowboyNeal really likes shrimp. Anyhoo congrats to Hemos and CmdrTaco for continuing the charade that is their heterosexuality.
PS: All jokes aside really congrats and I hope the marriage lasts longer then Slashdot's credibility.
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
Crap. You're right. I was editing two or three other 'rants' to garnish my revulsive vitriolic response to Malda's pathetic ignoramus-simpleton--fat-lame-geek people wedding.
I chose portions from a "I was a vet and your communist and socialist crap makes me mad" rant. I didn't have time to completely fix all the references.
So that being saidm, I stand by the whole rant with regard to Malda the stupid perl "hacker" whose ego is far bigger than Slashdot is in reality. 100,000 are *not* going to eulogize this idiot's funeral. He won't impact the world significantly, and all the bleating mediocritomatons here who prop him up are kneeling at the foot of a FALSE IDOL.
Repent, or pay the price: Fat, sexless, jobless, owning VA Linux Stock [hahahahahahahahahaha] and forced to default to a fat white trash half wit who thinks anime is cool. He still need anime, which sucks, and idiots like it, but he still needs tentacle rape, bukake, homosexual anime and eating human sushi anime because his sex life is non existent because Michigan has laws with people fucking developmentally disabled or retarded people, which is what Fent is.
We can only hope the insanity will end, FreeBSD will prevail, and these fucking pussy bitches who are men that cower like woman and ruminate online about "issues" can get back to DOING SOMETHING FOR A LIVING.
Jesus Christ. You all realize that Malda and that rat pack of losers would NEVER be able to be programmers or journalists? They could never get paid to do it. WE underwrite their fat sexless creed and then they misrepresent on Tech TV!
You probably got it from him, FAG, so go get tested before you nail a retard like Fent and spread the disease to the "hetero" side.
404 - Wedding not found ;^)
Congrats.
-bill!
recently married, as well!
Yeah, I know your's were perfectly ok, but it looked funny, ya know?
No, no it didn't. It looked like he wanted to emphasize certain words. Doing this with either capital or bold letters is perfectly acceptable, and to literate people doesn't look funny.
Fuck you ass, SlashTrolls are the fallen angels. That's like saying Michael/The Prince of Darkness are cool with God. No, We, the prefects of the will of the Light-Good "God," the wu wei, tao, chi. It flows through us. Then the vitriolic black oil-blood that flows through Malda's dark heart came to crush us, to smother our light, to quell sarcastic, funny expressions of self.
We are superior, more clever, and must work around Malda and the Shit Editors (TM) to bring light, humor and freedom of expression back here.
Malda is like Satan, with his evil minions crushing the resistance with temptation, the Apple of Eden, MODERATOR POINTS. This makes normally cynical and funny nerds turn into fuckin' losers policing Slashdot for anyone who thinks for themselves.
From Caesar, to Goebbels and Goering, to the progenitors of the Office of Fatherland Security and the un-Patriot Act, to the morons who "blame guns" for gun crime and destroy gun crime, to Rob Malda and the "editors"[term used loosely, I don't want to offend any professional editors].
For Caesar it was the Savages. For Goebbels and the Nazi regime it was the Jews and non-Aryans. For Fatherland Security, it's the "terrorist". And for Slashdot it's the TROLLS.
This is an unseen enemy, a loose miasma of people being funny and expressive being LABELED and HERDED to be KILLED in to ovens of moderations. This is sick how "power" corrupts.[term again used loosely, the only power rob has is to shut down Slashdot, get more ads to annoy us or delete comments he doesn't like. he isn't rich, doesn't make much money and has a fat wife, so Saddam Hussein is much cooler than him on the power scale.] Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely!
Malda snickers in his evil mind, "Vae Victus!" We will prevail, we will wait. One day, he will be vanquished, defeated and have the most dreadful epiphany. he is an agent of darkness, a destroyer of light. A pathetic, lost creature whose existence is nothing now and his identify will was away in the sands of time. To this we can all say, " Sic Semper Tyrannus."
Next on Slashvivor:
Taco and Kathleen get in a tiff!
Pudge uses Gimp on a Mac.
CowboyNeal eats Cheesy Poofs...
Show gets cancelled despite small cult following...
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..one giant leap for geekkind
Repeal the DMCA!
They gave us their snail mail address. You remember what happened last time we got ahold of one of those. I wonder if Taco needs to get out of debt fast or refinance his home. Perhaps he needs a year's worth of cat food. #Grin#
In all serious, congrats Taco!
Before you ever fucking rant again, learn to spell you complete fucking idiot.
congratulate NOT congradulate
Redundant NOT Redundent
mean NOT meen
You stupid, dumb fucking retard.
when you suck the shit from a pigs ass, so you fuck the pig or make the pig lick your ass to get excited and in the heat of the moment you find yourself rimming the pig, or can you just suck pigs ass normally?
WTF were you doing in a chapel at 0411 hours?
/. geeks) are STILL UP.
The ones I frequent don't open their doors until about 0800
most ppl are still sleeping at that time, and the rest that arent (us
yeesh - a noon wedding is better than 3hrs before sunrise in the winter.
Hopefully it was more like a 503... and I can't imagine Malda would marry a girl without an integrated PDA/cell phone tucked away in her wedding dress somewhere, so there was probably a Retry-After header present too.
Many congrats to the happy couple... I'll look at the photos next week :-)
If I ever did what CmdrTaco did, my girlfriend will divorce me.
nonononono.
4 - have children.
5 - fuck children repeadedly in the formative years and sell kiddie porn tapes.
6 - sell children to chinese slave trade.
7 - profit!
I'm sure a guy like Malda is capable of this. He like tentacle rape human sushi anime so....
about the pruple heart, its the most awarded medal in the military here. there are tons of PH, you see the special PH license plates all over.
if you had been smart enough to look at the registry for perple heart veterans, you would realize there are far greater nonpossibilities than this.
you are a toilet bowl rim licker, you know, like when after the piss spray is there and some spatter marks from the poopstains.
So much anger!
But you're right on at least the first point... marriage IS only important to those that get married.
I withdraw my congratulations from the grandparent 'generic' congratulation note... I'm here on slashdot too, and your butt-kissing note draws me into your opinions, which I consider invalid.
I'll save my congrats for the divorce in two years. And if they actually stay married for even five years, THEN they'll deserve congratulations.
He asks the girl to marry him, and then, in true /. style, he forgets he asked her, and the same marriage proposal shows up 2 days later with all the slashdotters yelling DUPE! That CmdrTaco...
seriously though, why is /. involved in this? if iw as her, id think i was caught on stage and this whole this is a display. its a crude display. my guess is that they dont have much in common now, check out Fents webpages on sarcasta.net, these are two lonely hollow shells of humans who find that with each other, they arent alone. this is not a real relationship, and i never heard of anyone telling of a decades old relationship that is still going strong and it was a lot of fun starting at a marriage in vegas. this is all a display, a truman show-esque display.
Nothing new here... move along.
Seriously though, why is /. involved in this? if I was her, I'd think I was caught on stage and this whole this is a display. its a crude display. my guess is that they don't have much in common now, check out Fent's webpages on sarcasta.net, these are two lonely hollow shells of humans who find that with each other, they arent alone. this is not a real relationship, and i never heard of anyone telling of a decades old relationship that is still going strong and it was a lot of fun starting at a marriage in Vegas. this is all a display, a Truman show-esque display.
The above poster is a fucking idiot. Marriage means only something to those getting married. NO ONE ELSE FUCKING CARES. You little ass kissing AC poster, don't speak for me you FUCKING FUCK Don't you EVER speak on my behalf. For that, I DEMAND you die of prostate cancer!
She is fat, and ugly. That's why. And justice lives because he has to take his fish boat into her unshaven, hot sweaty yeasty infected pussy. Fucking loser cunt. She isn't marrying him for the money, hahahaa, VA Linux systems is in the toilet! HAHAHAHA.
No pictures of Fent available. She looks fat with a mumu wedding dress bought at Kmart originally designed for Rosie O'Donnel at her dyke wedding. to cover her FAT in the video This proves she is fat, ugly, stupid. And I hated those fagot Rob pictures. Rob, if I could beat your halfway to death with a tire iron, you classless loser, I would. You are not cute, you are the luckiest fascist asshole ever. You even kept that fucking goat rat fur piece of facial hair shit on your face for your wedding. Whoever was holding the camcorder sounds like a nerdy fag as well.
No pictures of Fent available. This proves she is fat, ugly, stupid. And I hated those fagot Rob pictures. Rob, if I could beat your halfway to death with a tire iron, you classless loser, I would. You are not cute, you are the luckiest fascist asshole ever. You even kept that fucking goat rat fur piece of facial hair shit on your face for your wedding. She isn't marrying him for the money, hahahaa, VA Linux systems is in the toilet! HAHAHAHA.
Malda, you are a toilet bowl rim licker, you know, like when after the piss spray is there and some spatter marks from the poopstains. 4 - have children. 5 - fuck children repeadedly in the formative years and sell kiddie porn tapes. 6 - sell children to chinese slave trade. 7 - profit! I'm sure a guy like Malda is capable of this. He like tentacle rape human sushi anime so....
Malda you have hepatitis. You probably got it from him, Cow Bitch Kneel, FAG, so go get tested before you nail a retard like Fent and spread the disease to the "hetero" side.
I have such a revulsive vitriolic response to Malda's pathetic ignoramus-simpleton--fat-lame-geek people wedding.
I chose portions from a "I was a vet and your communist and socialist crap makes me mad" rant. I didn't have time to completely fix all the references.
So that being saidm, I stand by the whole rant with regard to Malda the stupid perl "hacker" whose ego is far bigger than Slashdot is in reality. 100,000 are *not* going to eulogize this idiot's funeral. He won't impact the world significantly, and all the bleating mediocritomatons here who prop him up are kneeling at the foot of a FALSE IDOL.
Repent, or pay the price: Fat, sexless, jobless, owning VA Linux Stock [hahahahahahahahahaha] and forced to default to a fat white trash half wit who thinks anime is cool. He still need anime, which sucks, and idiots like it, but he still needs tentacle rape, bukake, homosexual anime and eating human sushi anime because his sex life is non existent because Michigan has laws with people fucking developmentally disabled or retarded people, which is what Fent is.
We can only hope the insanity will end, FreeBSD will prevail, and these fucking pussy bitches who are men that cower like woman and ruminate online about "issues" can get back to DOING SOMETHING FOR A LIVING.
Jesus Christ. You all realize that Malda and that rat pack of losers would NEVER be able to be programmers or journalists? They could never get paid to do it. WE underwrite their fat sexless creed and then they misrepresent on Tech TV!
Sorry bitches - the vitriol is warranted. I have access to women for physical relations, friends, good paying job - and I get paid to point out your complete and total adherence to a lame, geek shit culture gets you NOTHING in the end. I come here to remind myself how lucky I am, but I am about to raise the bar - I mean even IRC is better than this pit of despair. I am happy to say I never was a geek. You geeks are just dumb motherfuckers. Like stupid lamer version of nerd.
Fuck you ass, SlashTrolls are the fallen angels. That's like saying Michael/The Prince of Darkness are cool with God. No, We, the prefects of the will of the Light-Good "God," the wu wei, tao, chi. It flows through us. Then the vitriolic black oil-blood that flows through Malda's dark heart came to crush us, to smother our light, to quell sarcastic, funny expressions of self.
We are superior, more clever, and must work around Malda and the Shit Editors (TM) to bring light, humor and freedom of expression back here.
Malda is like Satan, with his evil minions crushing the resistance with temptation, the Apple of Eden, MODERATOR POINTS. This makes normally cynical and funny nerds turn into fuckin' losers policing Slashdot for anyone who thinks for themselves.
From Caesar, to Goebbels and Goering, to the progenitors of the Office of Fatherland Security and the un-Patriot Act, to the morons who "blame guns" for gun crime and destroy gun crime, to Rob Malda and the "editors"[term used loosely, I don't want to offend any professional editors].
For Caesar it was the Savages. For Goebbels and the Nazi regime it was the Jews and non-Aryans. For Fatherland Security, it's the "terrorist". And for Slashdot it's the TROLLS.
This is an unseen enemy, a loose miasma of people being funny and expressive being LABELED and HERDED to be KILLED in to ovens of moderations. This is sick how "power" corrupts.[term again used loosely, the only power rob has is to shut down Slashdot, get more ads to annoy us or delete comments he doesn't like. he isn't rich, doesn't make much money and has a fat wife, so Saddam Hussein is much cooler than him on the power scale.] Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely!
Malda snickers in his evil mind, "Vae Victus!" We will prevail, we will wait. One day, he will be vanquished, defeated and have the most dreadful epiphany. he is an agent of darkness, a destroyer of light. A pathetic, lost creature whose existence is nothing now and his identify will was away in the sands of time. To this we can all say, " Sic Semper Tyrannus."
Malda, Rob Commander Taco, when you suck the shit from a pigs ass, so you fuck the pig or make the pig lick your ass to get excited and in the heat of the moment you find yourself rimming the pig, or can you just suck pigs ass normally?
fuck you. your stupid angst, pathetic life. i wish we could harvest your organs NOW before you get into a motorcycle accident so that you dont fuckup the ONLY good thing about your body.
the only stereotype you fit into is a mac user because someone as stupid as you needs a computer for retards and come on here and sound that fuckin dumb.
Not too bright, huh. The joke was intentional.
sh
"[A] high IQ is like a Jeep; you will still get stuck, just farther from help!" --Just d' FAQs, c.g.a
that's so nice to hear Michael, hopefully you'll find happiness together!
HUZZAH! (And many, many congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple.)
Two congratulations in order:
:)
Good luck Rob and Kathleen!
Second:
I think this is the first time I've seen a post containing a non-obscured Goatse link get +5. But it was a well deserved +5.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
Please do explain.
<grub> Reading
Now maybe Rob will take out the trash right after Kathleen does it or help around the house cleaning right after the maid leaves...
Better yet maybe he will do the deed right after the milk man sneaks out the back door.
There have got to be some good uses for redundancy in this world.
Just kidding of course congrats you geeks.
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Oh, alright then.Those from the Southern US are a lot more likely to pronounce it "sauth".
sh
"[A] high IQ is like a Jeep; you will still get stuck, just farther from help!" --Just d' FAQs, c.g.a
this is all a display, a truman show-esque display.
I'd be more inclined to believe it's the result of so much forced christianity in our past... people today just don't even THINK living without marriage is possible, and many get married to the first person they can live with for six months.
If people got married ONLY because they honestly, sincerely believed it was the right thing for them to do (i.e: actually involves THINKING HARD about what you really want, so I expect I'll never see this day), and they've lived with their partner for well over two years, then there'd be a hell of a lot less divorce.
Thank you for the tip I hadnt even noticed:P I made that gfx in a hurry and didnt bother spell checking. w00ps
Congratulations!!
sulli
RTFJ.
That sure looked like a woman he was going down the aisle with! A fat one, but a woman. Someone correct me if I am wrong...
Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and ... there's a final, very addled
humorous
rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the
seats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs.
The dinosaurs are depicted without accuracy and too close to your face.
"One of the few real novelties at Epcot is the use of smell to
aggravate illusions. Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like,
but Exxon has decided they smelled bad.
"At the other end of Dino Ditch
message about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise. I dozed off during this,
but the import seems to be that dinosaurs don't have anything to do with
energy policy and neither do you."
-- P.J. O'Rourke, "Holidays in Hell"
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