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Debian World Domination Plan

An anonymous reader writes "Guillem Jover announced his plans to take over the non-Debian world and released a tool which converts in runtime any distribution to Debian. It does not convert in the sense of mapping all previous installed packages to the Debian counterparts, but installs a base system or tarball and cleans traces from the previous distribution."

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  1. The Debian Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Well, I for one *welcome* our new Debian overlords!

    1. Re:The Debian Virus by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      How about

      In Soviet Russia You Overwrite Debian

      hmm, needs some work

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    2. Re:The Debian Virus by chthon · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia Debian Overwrites You!

    3. Re:The Debian Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, I, for one, welcome all your Debian Overwrites, which are shall have belonged to us!
      (noun-verb disagreement updated with a little tense tension for 2004, courtesy of the Natalie Portman/Greased Yoda Doll/Hot Grits connection.
      Domo.)

    4. Re:The Debian Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't. Keep your GNU shit off my PC, or I'll sue your virus spreading asses from here to Calgary.

  2. You will serve us! by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Red Hat is irrelevant... Mandrake is irrelevant... RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

    1. Re:You will serve us! by CoolVibe · · Score: 3, Funny
      When debian boxes get attitudes like that, it's time for the depenguinator. That will put some humility into them!

      ;)

    2. Re:You will serve us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news today, it was revaled debians long-time goal: to be like Microsoft. They realeasd a tool that will allow the distribution to spread like a virus ~ much like windows. The main selling point is the price, its FREE!

      PROPS TO KAR!

    3. Re:You will serve us! by DetrimentalFiend · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Although it would be a big mess, I think it'd be entertaining if someone turned this into a worm that would automatically convert all the computers of the world--or at least RedHat and Mandrake. I wonder if another implication of this is that you could install Mandrake, get it configured with the nice installer, and then convert over to debian. I doubt it would be clean enough to be a real solution, but it'd be cool if it was.

    4. Re:You will serve us! by damiam · · Score: 1

      You'd be better off installing one of the debian-based distros, like Xandros, Lindows, Libranet, MEPIS, or Knoppix.

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    5. Re:You will serve us! by HalliS · · Score: 1

      We are the nerds ... you will be debianated?

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  3. Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... will upgrade Windows XP to Debian 4.0.

    1. Re:Version 2.0... by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      GNU/Debian 4.0? Windows XP is going to be ancient by then, and Windows NG (2019) will be out by then.

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    2. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows NG, thats the version that has Longhorn as its working name, isn't it?

    3. Re:Version 2.0... by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Windows NG...for Not good?

    4. Re:Version 2.0... by caston · · Score: 1

      My bets are on Windows FX. Either that or Windows 2005/6/7 but not as likely.

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    5. Re:Version 2.0... by swordboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ... will upgrade Windows XP to Debian 4.0.

      I'm not sure why this is funny...

      Unfortunately, I see a lot of perfectly good PCs get tossed because the owner has hosed Windows with some sort of adware/spyware/Kazaa. Most of these PCs have WinME or 98 on them. As long as they have 128 megs of RAM (256 better) and a ~500Mhz processor, they are good machines. Unfortuately, WinME an 98 are unacceptable operating systems and XP is prohibitive in cost when you can buy a new PC for $350. Why bother?

      If someone made a distro to displace ME and 98, then there would be a huge market out there. And I'm not talking about some bootable thing. We need a distro that will back up the current hard drive, install Linux and then bring down some of the known backup (like Favorites, My Docs, etc).

      I'm thinking of starting a PC recycling business because most trashed PCs these days are still acceptable performers. I'll take all these PCs, install Linux and then donate them to churches and schools. Brilliant!

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    6. Re:Version 2.0... by rusty0101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Pay money for slow performing computers
      2. Spend time installing Linux on them
      3. Donate them to charity
      4. ???
      5. Profit!!! ?

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    7. Re:Version 2.0... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just one little thing...
      There is nothing that protects linux from adware/spyware and Kazaa except not having written versions for linux yet. It will be interesting to see what happens when the writers of "evil" software decide the time has come to move to linux...

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    8. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately, I see a lot of perfectly good PCs get tossed because the owner has hosed Windows with some sort of adware/spyware/Kazaa.

      How much do you charge for one?

    9. Re:Version 2.0... by jot445 · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking of starting a PC recycling business because most trashed PCs these days are still acceptable performers. I'll take all these PCs, install Linux and then donate them to churches and schools. Brilliant!

      Retrobox

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    10. Re:Version 2.0... by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, your post explains why the script that prompted this story was written in the first place. Any system can be very easily converted to Debian/Redhat/Mandrake/whatever. It's the keeping the personal files without doing a backup that is new.

      The reason for doing periodic backups is not so that you can migrate your system to a different distro/O.S. The reason for doing periodic backups is that you will not lose your files in the event of a hard disk failure (or accidental deletion, malware, etc).

      Since this new software does not remove the need to do periodic backups and since this new software is not neccessary once you have done a backup. What is the point of it?

    11. Re:Version 2.0... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1
      There is a Michigan company that does that for coperate computers.

      http://www.secondwindpcs.com

      most with no OS, Win98 is the average OS if there IS one installed.

      But you can get a 1.4Ghz notebook for 750$ or less.

    12. Re:Version 2.0... by dendogg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OR -www.Retrobox.com- They have deals that are even sweeter.

    13. Re:Version 2.0... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can think of one factor which might work in favor of keeping spyware off linux. It's just that, in my experience at least, closed source programs seem to never work well in Linux for very long. They tend to be restrictive about letting distros package them, and that's just the distros that even allow closed source programs in. And eventually library changes seem to render closed source programs difficult to even run on up-to-date systems, because the writers don't seem to grasp how quickly many users upgrade their systems when there's no cost and little risk involved. And if it is open source, it's just a matter of forking the project.

      Though even aside from that, given that coders make up a significant or even a majority of Linux users, I don't think any bothersome program which nonetheless provided a useful service would last long without having a clone of it put together by someone out there. So, while I agree that there's no technical reason that spyware couldn't exist in Linux, I think the social factors will keep it out untill Linux reachs a state where it has a similar market share to Windows - which frankly I don't have much hope of ever happening.

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    14. Re:Version 2.0... by theridersofrohan · · Score: 0

      ... will upgrade Windows XP to Debian 4.0.

      Sometime in 2011.

      (predictable, I know)

    15. Re:Version 2.0... by CaptnMArk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is really needed is root only chmod +x. Every other code should be sandboxed.

    16. Re:Version 2.0... by mysticgoat · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm thinking of starting a PC recycling business because most trashed PCs these days are still acceptable performers.

      Free Geek in Portland Oregon does this as a non-profit. One of the keys to their success is lots of trainable volunteers, because they reward volunteer hours with a refurbished computer. Another key is that businesses and individuals who donate old computer systems get receipts for their charitable donation (but it is up to the donor to determine the value of the donation). When some area business upgrades, they rent a U-Haul truck to bring the old computers to Free Geek. It's an interesting thing to see.

    17. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, the slow performing computers donate YOU!
      Or, "all your slow performing computers are belong to us!"
      "Someone set us up the Debian!"
      How about "As for me, I welcome our slow performing computer overlords!"
      There. I think I got them all out of the way.

    18. Re:Version 2.0... by the_soulman · · Score: 1

      ... will upgrade Windows XP to Debian 4.0

      This is doable. Create a CD-ROM that will automatically:

      1. Autorun a program that crashes and reboots Windows.
      2. Boot from the CD.
      3. Find and wipe out all Windows partitions.
      4. Install Debian.

      Come to think of it, this should probably be part of the official Debian ISO images.

    19. Re:Version 2.0... by Kurin · · Score: 1

      Maybe Windows HP, Windows MP, or Windows HitDie.

    20. Re:Version 2.0... by Kurin · · Score: 1
      Why does it need to crash Windows? You could just make the CD reboot it, you kno--OH, sorry, forgot that you must win the hearts of /.ers everywhere by referencing Windows crashing! Of COURSE! Sorry, my bad.

      Here is a secret guys: Windows is unstable and is not as secure as Linux!!!!!111one

    21. Re:Version 2.0... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1. Retire old, slow performing computers
      2. Spend time (re)installing Linux on them
      3. Donate them to charity
      4. Take tax deduction on your 1040
      5. Profit!!! ?

      If I ever retire my old computer (that's a big if) that is exactly what I plan to do with it. Saves me a disposal problem, let's me add more to my tax refund, and it's socially responsible.

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    22. Re:Version 2.0... by tntguy · · Score: 1

      That should be
      5. Non-profit!!!

    23. Re:Version 2.0... by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Based on recent, personal experience, it's far easier to format and re-install Windows from a recovery disk than it is to install Debian. The idea that someone who is going to toss a computer because their Windows installation is hosed is going to have better luck installing Debian than loading up a Windows recovery disk just doesn't make sense.

    24. Re:Version 2.0... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      set the no execute flag on the /home directory in /etc/fstab. then provide developers with an extra place to test applications as needed.

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    25. Re:Version 2.0... by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not a bad idea at all! Why not make the distro yourself?

      I have often wondered why Linux did not do some of the things which are needed here. Some of these things are just starting to become possible now, e.g. there is a lot of attention to the Windoze driver issue. Here is roughly what I think you would need to be able to do, reliably:

      1. Read the old .ini files, registry etc, to see what hardware is there, including non plug and play devices for which there is no auto-detection.

      2. Round up all the user's data and put it somewhere safe.

      3. Read screen resolution, background image settings, etc and save it all somewhere. Calculate equivalent settings for X. (Interesting problem, going from Windoze settings to Modelines, I have never found out how to do that or where Windoze stores the settings.)Get all the icon positions for shortcuts etc, the new Linux apps will go in the same places. The icing on the cake, but why not...

      4. Identify all Windoze hardware drivers, if there is not an equivalent Linux driver, put a wrapper round the Windoze driver to make it look as Linux expects. (Hint to Linus & friends - could this be done in the kernel, i.e. built in a Windoze driver subsystem?) If the driver can not support preemptive multitasking, it might get a bit difficult......

      5. Automatically run as many Windoze applications as possible, one last time, and get them to save all their files in acceptable formats.

      6. Boot up into a minimal Linux, and test the drivers one at a time, then together, to make sure there are no conflicts.

      7. Politely ask the user to disappear for several hours while the new distro installs, migrates all settings and data, and blows away every last trace of the existence of Bill Gates.

      It would have to be absolutely bomb-proof at every stage, with the option to backtrack until everything had been tested. Can it be done, I wonder? An intermediate stage of development would be to read the hardware details and submit them to a central site (absolutely no personal information of course, only the necessary info), where it could be looked up in a database, and things that had not been configured before could be automatically added. For instance, the software to disassemble a Windoze driver, do some analysis, and build a new Linux driver, might be kept centrally to avoid exposing anything proprietary.

      IMHO it is the way the industry should be heading, it is all very well building fancy new kernels which support 32 CPUs (it should be done, and some people really need that) (of course it can't be done without exotic resources and extra-special people according to McBride, so all the more reason to do it, just as people climb mountains because they are supposed to be unclimable), but the real challenge and the place where the battle will be won (or lost, in the sad case of Fedora, a distro which needs to be put out of its misery by sending it to /dev/null) will be in installation and desktop configuration.

      I wonder if a merger, or at least an increased convergence between Gnome and KDE would help, but maybe not, because we don't want a monopoly. Or do we need a new desktop with OLE2, SOAP, ActiveX and all the other M$ junk built in? I hope not.

    26. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous+Chicken · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure why this is funny..."

      Not trying to reduce the contents of your post (you're quite right about the hardware tossing), but I would guess that the funny part is the "Version 2.0" in combination with Debian (something about freeze times, delay and 'up-to-date' distribution comes to mind ;)

      Disclaimer: Debian user.

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    27. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds really cool. How do they do it? I imagine, even with all the volunteers and donated equipment, it still costs a bit for equipment testing tools, building rent, etc?

    28. Re:Version 2.0... by darkfnord23 · · Score: 1

      Shhh! This is the only reason why I can go to my parents' house every 6 months and get another free computer!! Don't ruin it!

      Matt

    29. Re:Version 2.0... by npsimons · · Score: 1
      128 megs of RAM (256 better) and a ~500Mhz processor


      Shit, that can be a pretty kickass system. Don't forget the minimum requirements for Linux are still a 386 with 4MB of RAM.

    30. Re:Version 2.0... by Malc · · Score: 1

      For old machines, won't the deduction be $30/machine? Sounds like a lot of work for little reward.

    31. Re:Version 2.0... by sugapablo · · Score: 1

      I'm right there with you. I actually have taken a Pentium 200MHz with 64 MB Ram and turned it into a Debian Webserver with PHP, Postgresql, Postfix, Apache, etc. And it runs great!

      So long as I don't put X on it, it should handle whatever I need.

      My one buddy has a Pentium 90 at his work as the only machine running Linux on the network and it's doing half the load cause he can't stand the Windows clients.

    32. Re:Version 2.0... by spir0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I'll take all these PCs, install Linux and then donate them to churches and schools.

      Schools I understand. But why churches? Most of them have more money than they'll ever admit to. And what are they going to use the computers for?? Emailing god?

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    33. Re:Version 2.0... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      it should grab some auto configuration data first like host name, ip, maybe a quick hardware list from device manager then use this information to configure the install.

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    34. Re:Version 2.0... by Lusa · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure they were meaning install debian, rather create a new distribution thats reasonably idiot proof to install and run. sort of like a free version of lindows.

    35. Re:Version 2.0... by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      A LiveCD that will mount your windows partition, find the Favorites and My Documents and tar and gzip them and upload them to a server. Then confirm you want to 'upgrade' to Linux, install, download the recently uploaded files and pop them into the right places and welcome the user to their upgrade.

      Should be able to do it with a Knoppix disk, right?

      Alternately, have the user download a Windows app first that will handle the saving of info and uploading, then you boot up and it asks for the unique username and password you chose, which downloads your stuff.

    36. Re:Version 2.0... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, but there's the social responsibility thing. You can do something good with your old computer instead of simply throwing it away (contributing to a growing problem) and it doesn't have to cost anything but a little of your spare time. That alone should be worth a fair amount of effort and, like I said, you might even be able to get a few bucks out of it.

      Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

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    37. Re:Version 2.0... by popdookey · · Score: 1

      We do this. Check out our work at http://www.hosef.org and yes, you would be surprised how many good machines we get because Windows broke and the user figured the machine was broken. These are usuall well-to-do users. Just last month we got a P4 with 512mb because someone's wife got tired of it.

      Most of our donations are from the Government. Here in Hawaii, there are a *lot* of bases, and, as you know, you have to spend your budget to get it back. This results in lots of surplus. Mostly PIII's these days with 17" monitors.

      Just remember this: the challenge and criteria for success is not giving away computers, this is easy, but rather offering support and training so the user can be self-sustaining.

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    38. Re:Version 2.0... by thelenm · · Score: 1

      Who is tossing these PCs out? Where can we find them?

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    39. Re:Version 2.0... by moyix · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly (I was in Portland earlier this year, and took a peek at FreeGeek), they also run a small store at street level using the things they've refurbished. This probably pays for things like miscellaneous equipment.

    40. Re:Version 2.0... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      The deduction is whatever you claim it is. Save those sales reciepts! That 4.77MHz 64kilobyte CGA PC you paid $2000 for in 1983 is worth a $2000 tax deduction in 2004!

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    41. Re:Version 2.0... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try ppl like this in australia:

      http://www.computerbank.org.au

      "The Computerbank Project is an Australian initiative to supply free GNU/Linux systems to low income individuals, community groups and disadvantaged schools. This Project has resulted in the formation of volunteer organisations in several Australian states. Please check the list of branches to find the one closest to you to offer support or to find out more information."

    42. Re:Version 2.0... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Check out the link. IIRC, it talks about the tonnage of material they recycle. That's a money maker, if you can get the boxen broken down into gold, copper, steel, and aluminum scrap heaps by volunteer labor.

      My understanding is that they are not yet completely self-sufficient, but are getting close to that. They do get grant money for several programs, but I think most of that is seed money to get things like the "Computers for Kids" program started.

    43. Re:Version 2.0... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Well, not having to confront Debian's sad excuse of an installer sounds like a good point right there.

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    44. Re:Version 2.0... by Malc · · Score: 1

      Maybe where you live, but not where I do. If I were to do that and be audited, you can be sure I would be in a whole load of trouble.

    45. Re:Version 2.0... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I have a four-yeard-old gateway which is even less powerful (400mhz) than that, but I can still play most of the games I own (I have to hit the $5 bin for new games, unless I play free ones such as freeciv and dopewars) and knoppix/XP/98 run just fine on it (except for open office, which lurches to start up).

      I want to upgrade so I can play with things such as bochs and graphics comfortably, and being poor it's going to be months before I can do that. But I have enough that I can still do that I feel I can afford to wait.

    46. Re:Version 2.0... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      Most all Linux distros log normal users in with tightly delimited permissions. Users can't run system services. Spyware targeted at such a user yields a low payload, only when that particlar user is logged in could it conceivably do anything. This is diametrically opposed to the typical Windows install which leave spyware free to happily chug away as long as the machine is on.

      A dirty little Windows secret: log into your desktop as a regular "User" instead of "Power User" or the almost universal "Administrator" and you'll - in my experience - reap 95% of the trojan/virus/spyware resistance of Linux. Unfortunately some Windows software needs wider permission to work properly so it's not always feasible.

    47. Re:Version 2.0... by ewe2 · · Score: 1

      One of those nice googling accidents brought me to the Almeda County Computer Resource Center, where computer recycling for non-profit is already in full swing, and I've counted at least two major efforts in my own state plus another australia-wide organization.

      It seems that old puters + Linux for recycling is good business these days

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    48. Re:Version 2.0... by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, I see a lot of perfectly good PCs get tossed because the owner has hosed Windows with some sort of adware/spyware/Kazaa. Most of these PCs have WinME or 98 on them. As long as they have 128 megs of RAM (256 better) and a ~500Mhz processor, they are good machines."

      I found out a couple days ago that a relative, in a whim I guess, threw out his 300mhz p-2, 256mb ram win98 pc. It got too slow, he said. Well, sans spyware/etc. it should be running at the same speed as it was when he bought it. Why it didn't occur to him to donate it to, e.g., my school, which has a number of computers slower than that, I simply can't fathom.

      "I'm thinking of starting a PC recycling business because most trashed PCs these days are still acceptable performers. I'll take all these PCs, install Linux and then donate them to churches and schools. Brilliant!"

      my school gets a lot of computers from the cristina foundation (cristina.org) which does exactly that. the staff there strongly prefers apple, but when the school gets PCs, i of course fix them by installing linux.

    49. Re:Version 2.0... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      Actually, Debian's sad excuse of an installer may be a thing of the past. Redhat's Anaconda installer has been ported to debian. Anaconda for Debian

    50. Re:Version 2.0... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Ah, your post explains why the script that prompted this story was written in the first place. Any system can be very easily converted to Debian/Redhat/Mandrake/whatever. It's the keeping the personal files without doing a backup that is new.

      Erm, no it's not. If you have a seperate /home you can install whatever distro you want and have all your personal files, settings, etc intact.

    51. Re:Version 2.0... by rifter · · Score: 1

      I'm right there with you. I actually have taken a Pentium 200MHz with 64 MB Ram and turned it into a Debian Webserver with PHP, Postgresql, Postfix, Apache, etc. And it runs great!

      So long as I don't put X on it, it should handle whatever I need.

      My one buddy has a Pentium 90 at his work as the only machine running Linux on the network and it's doing half the load cause he can't stand the Windows clients.

      Actually, the problem is not X it is Gnome and KDE. It used to be that a 32MB 486 could run Gnome reliably and decently. This is no longer true. But you *can* use fvwm or something similar and that box you mention would be damn snappy. In fact, for a little while due to various accidents a very similar box (64MBRAM, Cyrix MII333 (250mhz) was my primary machine. I was running slackware and used fvwm2 and was able to do everything I needed to do.

      In fact the only thing that was kind of slow was OpenOffice. Then I found out that one of my DIMMs had been bad and I was only really running 32MB! Throwing in some more RAM fixed that right up.

    52. Re:Version 2.0... by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      I've heard a lot of complaints about the debian installer but I am not clear on the problems. I installed on my hard disk knoppix which is based on Debian. Did I encounter the problems?

  4. Stupid. by Krapangor · · Score: 1, Troll

    Instead of dominating other distributions they should focus on something useful like dominating the desktop. And it would help if the Debian project drops their snotty attitude versus KDE.

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    1. Re:Stupid. by pugdk · · Score: 4, Informative

      UHM... correct me if I'm wrong, but I think KDE works pretty well in Debian/unstable? I fail to see your point.

      -pug

    2. Re:Stupid. by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Instead of dropping their attitudes why can't they just drop dead? Use Gentoo instead.

      Debian is all about non-choice. Gentoo is about choice. You do support choice right?

      Tom

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    3. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You make it sound like Debian is a single entity with a single mind. Last I checked there was no official statement about KDE, just a bunch of people who were tired of upstream not using sane packaging policies.

      FWIW, I think most of that's over now - I think KDE's even in a releasable state. New people took over when the old maintainer gave up in disgust.

    4. Re:Stupid. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      yeah, they should abandon their mission statement and drop all that unencumbered bullshit

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    5. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Too bad your parents weren't pro choice.

    6. Re:Stupid. by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You do support choice right?
      Not everyone is pro-choice. Just look at people like the Right Wing Conservatives, Microsoft, People Against Abortions, Ashcroft etc.

      *dons asbestos suit*
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    7. Re:Stupid. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I go by the theory that I'm not really here. No way a logical rule based universe could exist where morons like you who use AC as a shield of sorts think yourself as people of conviction.

      Now go get yourself an 8 digit account number and post like the real playahs. Aight?

      Tom

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    8. Re:Stupid. by Theolojin · · Score: 1

      Debian is all about non-choice. Gentoo is about choice. You do support choice right?

      um...debian officially supports *eleven* architectures. if foo runs on x86, it will also run on ppc, mips, s390, etc. how many architectures does gentoo (or mandrake or fedora or suse or ...) support? oh. gentoo does not support eleven architectures. feh. some choice, eh?

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    9. Re:Stupid. by joestar · · Score: 1

      Mandrake is really about choice.

    10. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eleven architectures you say? Wow, that's really impressive.

    11. Re:Stupid. by jvervloet · · Score: 1
      Gentoo is about choice.

      Shouldn't that be Microsoft?

    12. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that there are two sensible ways and at least one silly way to pronounce "Debian", I'd say they're very much in favour of choice. Unfortunately, all that tends to happen in this situation is that the two factions end up slagging each other off instead of doing anything sensible.

    13. Re:Stupid. by Fluffy+the+Cat · · Score: 2, Informative

      NetBSD counts anything that requires a different kernel as an architecture, whereas Debian counts anything that requires a different userspace as an architecture. If you use the same terminology in both cases, the numbers work out pretty even.

    14. Re:Stupid. by grumbel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the KDE problems have already been dropped years ago. What they need to drop to get to the desktop is:

      1) there installer, it simply requires far too much manual tweaking to get from a first install to a useable system, other distro are far better here. If Knoppix takes a minute to boot and be useable and Debian multiple hours up to days, something is seriously wrong.

      2) there 'stable' concept, it just doesn't make sense to have all stuff crunched into one gigantic package and call it 'stable'. Stability isn't a gloabl issue, but very often a per package one, ie a new KDE or Gimp can often be way more stable than the stuff that you find in a Debian stable, but it will never get included in there, since stable dosn't get any updates at all beside security fixes. This often leads to having packages in stable that are far less stable than what you can get from unstable. 'stable' should mean having a stable system, not being stuck with the same programm versions for multiple years.

    15. Re:Stupid. by shadowpuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      jadams@fuzball:~$ apt-cache search kde | wc -l
      580
      jadams@fuzball:~$

      Hmmm.... looks like it's there to me. I don't really use it but it's there.

      jadams@fuzball:~$ apt-cache policy kde
      kde:
      Installed: (none)
      Candidate: 4:2.2.25
      Version Table:
      4:3.1.2 0
      500 http://http.us.debian.org sid/main Packages
      4:2.2.25 0
      500 http://http.us.debian.org woody/main Packages
      990 http://http.us.debian.org sarge/main Packages
      jadams@fuzball:~$

      Yeah even looks supported.

    16. Re:Stupid. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Hey come on, BSD386, BSD486, BSD586, BSDPI, BSDPII, BSDPIII, BSDPIV, BSDNEXGEN586, BSDAMD486, BSDAMD586, BSDAMDK6, BSDAMDK62, BSDAMDK63, BSDMI, BSDMII, BSDMIII, BSDK7, ...

      got to count for at least 36 or so ports of BSD!!!

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    17. Re:Stupid. by Sparkle · · Score: 0

      Snotty? I don't think so. We have kde. On systems where I have adequate resources I use it. On cpu | memory challenged systems I usually pick ICEwm because that KDE stuff is a bit heavy.

    18. Re:Stupid. by cmacb · · Score: 1

      KDE works fine for me under Debian Stable. I did have some problems with KDE tasks going into infinite loops, but swithing out KDM and using GDM instead seems to have cleared that up. Been running several machines that way for months.

    19. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fairest criticism of Debian would be that their packages are always way out of date. In some cases Debian is years behind the state of the art in certain subsystems. Of course when you point this out, some moron will suggest that I run the "unstable" branch. Doh, I'd use Microsoft products if I wanted to take that approach to keeping current.

    20. Re:Stupid. by phrasebook · · Score: 2, Informative

      there installer, it simply requires far too much manual tweaking to get from a first install to a useable system, other distro are far better here

      Their, not there.

      I for one like the Debian installer. My current testing/unstable system was installed from the first Woody CD - I just installed the base, no extra packages. Then I could just pick and choose whatever I liked from there. This is really useful if you just want to put together a small, clean server with nothing superfluous. I'd feel very uncomfortable settling for one of eg. Redhat's predefined installation choices. I would feel less in control, and it really wouldn't save me any time anyway. A few minutes perhaps.

      there 'stable' concept, it just doesn't make sense

      Their, not there.

      Damn right it doesn't make sense! stable really borders on being useless. The release cycle is just too long to be of much relevance. And as you said, older software isn't necessary more stable, and could well be worse.

      Unfortunately this filters up to unstable as well. Debian's 'X Strike Force' hasn't got 4.3.0 into unstable yet. 4.3.0 was released in February 2003. It might not even get into unstable before 4.4.0 comes out! Now that's a long time.

      IMHO Debian needs to cut back on the number of supported architectures and not be so tolerant of packages with bugs that are 100's of days old marked against them. /complaint

    21. Re:Stupid. by pugdk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've had a little kdm trouble myself. I usually solve it by doing "dpkg --purge kdm" and then doing a fresh install of kdm using apt-get.

      -pug

    22. Re:Stupid. by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      I think he said snotty attitude, not snotty compatibility (whatever that would be). Just because it works doesn't mean they LIKE it...

      Not that I am claiming to know anything about debian and how their devs feel about anything. Just clearing up a point.

    23. Re:Stupid. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Stable means unchanging, not unfailing, in that context.

      The point is that you can know all the bugs, and deal with them however you need to.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    24. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big stupidity is that this will basically do a forced downgrade on most things --- let's face it to have a system without 2-3 year old bugs, you have to run deb unstable. Ya know, deb could do a lot by changing the freakin' names:

      stable -> last
      unstable -> current
      next codename -> alpha

      and many more people might be interested. Deb unstable really isn't; it's just new enough that the deb geeks haven't gotten tired of tweaking it. Meaning stable is then old enough that 'ecept for security fixes nobody is interested any more.

    25. Re:Stupid. by frengold · · Score: 1

      I'm Anti-abortion, but i'm still pro-choice (and most of those other things you list too!), I just think we should let the baby decide.

    26. Re:Stupid. by leonscape · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In the latest poll amonst KDE developers Debian was the favoured distro. 25% total.

      --


      If a first you don't succeed, your a programmer...
    27. Re:Stupid. by oohp · · Score: 1

      Or maybe concentrate on releasing their distribution more often. This is the primary reason I don't use Debian. I'm not ok with testing and unstable, I ended up having 3 pythons, 2 gccs in a Debian/testing installation because of some dependencies.

    28. Re:Stupid. by gomoX · · Score: 2, Informative

      NetBSD you say?
      Guess what? There's Debian/[GNU/]NetBSD!

      --
      My english is sow-sow. Sowhat?
    29. Re:Stupid. by 74nova · · Score: 1

      im pro choice. you had the choice whether or not to have sex. that was your choice.

      but to be on-topic, i dont understand how debian is about non-choice. my machine here at work dual-boots debian/shwin2k and besides being a bit ugly, debian does just fine, with lots of choices.

      --
      use your turn signal! you people act like it's divulging information to the enemy
    30. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just think we should let the baby decide.

      Sure thing. "Say 'No' if you don't want to be aborted...well, out you come then"

    31. Re:Stupid. by gomoX · · Score: 2, Informative

      4.3 isn't in unstable because of cross-platform compatibility issues. Every person using Sid out there knows they can get XFree86 4.3 from Debian Experimental for x86 and it works great.
      Now, can you mention another package in a similar situation?

      Debian stable is undoubtedly the best distro to put on a server. Every single package or combination of them has already been tested. I have yet to see anything that doesn't work on stable, or anything whose debconf script would set up perfectly.
      That said, Debian Stable's target is obviously *not* the desktop.

      --
      My english is sow-sow. Sowhat?
    32. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about rape? Who decides then?

    33. Re:Stupid. by rendler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stable does make sense to people running things on real servers doing real work that requires their apps to keep working. Which means not only known to work software but a stable API across those softwares.

      Sigh, when will people remember that it's Debian who does most of the major porting of XFree86 to other platforms other than x86. Personally last time I tried 4.3.0 I kept getting lockups that required a reboot when I played a file using mpg123 in a terminal. Also other odd but not as critical bugs.

      If Debian doesn't support all of the archs that it does who will? Not everyone out there is running x86 and those that don't aren't second class citizens just because they're not running what a majority of other people are.

      --

      *shrug*
    34. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rapist, I believe. :-)

    35. Re:Stupid. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with support other architecture, but the point at which it gets annoying is when the other far less widespread architekture are holding back progress on the x86 architechture. After all, by far most people run x86, so thats where stuff should be get working first.

    36. Re:Stupid. by phrasebook · · Score: 1

      I know all of that; somebody always comes up with the reasons. The reasons aren't the point, though :-(

      Now, can you mention another package in a similar situation?

      Nope. I don't even use XFree86. I was just pointing out that IMHO Debian shouldn't get into a situations like that, and that it is to Debian's detriment.

      Debian stable is undoubtedly the best distro to put on a server

      Not necessarily. There is sometimes a fair amount of work to do in getting timely and relevant versions of software onto Woody. This might involve compiling yourself, or using others' backported debs. In either case, you are bypassing the very advantage you mentioned: "every single package or combination of them has already been tested". You can throw that statement out the window if you need things a little more up to date.

    37. Re:Stupid. by rendler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But this is where the whole stable thing comes in, the other branches (testing, unstable) don't have a release schedule per se. Packages are released when they're ready across all the archs. But with stable IIRC all the packages have to be ready for all the archs before release. And the only serious people using stable are those who are putting it on servers, which (I'm taking a wild guess) probably has a more non x86 ratio that those running testing/unstable on non-servers. So I'm sure the non-x86 archs are more appreciated there than in testing/unstable.

      --

      *shrug*
    38. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different AC here. I have a 1xx,xxx Slashdot ID, with excellent karma and plenty of "fans" (and "freaks"). Why bother? Either the person's words are important/valid/funny/etc or they're not. In fact, it's more fun to start a post at 0 and watch it get modded up than it is to start at 2 and watch it get modded down. And so you might be able to string a series of Slashdot posts together by ID, but you wouldn't know if that person was your mom unless she told you. And finally, posting under an ID gets people all worked up about stupid stuff, like karma or replying to replies of replies. It's why you find these overly nested off-topic arguments all the time: because the participants didn't have to read the whole thread again to participate in their little flamefest.

    39. Re:Stupid. by glsunder · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the very people who are anti-choice are also the same people who want lower taxes and lower funding for aid for lower income families. If people want to control each other's lives so much, they should be willing to foot the bills for them.

      If people want to stop abortions then they need stop protesting in front of abortion clinics and offer to sponsor the potential parent and offer them emotional and financial support.

    40. Re:Stupid. by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 1

      You are right. While Debian's one unblinking eye has been gazing steadily on this script, it has ignored all other paths. To shame!

    41. Re:Stupid. by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IMHO Debian needs to cut back on the number of supported architectures

      If you were one of the people who ran Linux on one of those "other" architectures, you wouldn't feel this way. There are already a hundred gazillion distributions that focus on just a few architectures, and very few that try to be platform-agnostic. Why, exactly, do we need to take one of the very few latter, and convert it to yet another one of the former?

    42. Re:Stupid. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      True they are a bit picky about what THEY support, but the fact is that Debian is the closest thing there is to a "standard" linux. Especially now that Red Hat is discontiuning consumer versions. So even if they won't host your favorite project you can still use the Debian system to package and distribute your stuff...and because debian has such a slow rate of change over, you've got a pretty good chance of things not gettting broken without warning.

      In a lot of ways simply using debian is easier than not. It seems to be the only one immune to some of the political/software changes that break usability of other distros. That's why many new "distros" like Knoppix simply use Debian as the base of their systems. The fact that they toe a hardline and are a bit slow makes them stable and predictible...which is what you really need in OS software!

    43. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please learn the differnce between there, their and they're.

    44. Re:Stupid. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      We used to use Windows 98 on the desktop, RedHat on in-house servers and Slackware on our colocated servers. We're now in the process of switching to Mandrake on the desktop and Debian Stable on all servers. I have Debian Unstable on my desktop, 'cause I already had a spare box with Debian on it.

      On a brand-new 1U rack mounted server, it's nice just to be able to type
      # apt-get install apache
      # apt-get install php4
      # apt-get install mysql-server

      and know that within minutes, you will have a working LAMP server. The downside is that if you install just the base system, you sometimes find yourself needing to use apt-get for silly stuff like less. Of course, if you're setting up several machines, you could always make a dummy .deb package with no files, just dependencies on the packages you need, and install that.

      Debian's kernel compilation system is also very easy to use - just run the configurator and make-kpkg will do all the important steps. You end up with a special .deb package containing your kernel image and your selected modules -- which you can then install using dpkg. Easy or what?

      And "unstable" isn't half as bad as it sounds anyway. It's no more crash-prone than any other "brand new latest" distro.

      --
      Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    45. Re:Stupid. by pyros · · Score: 1

      But even if the maintainers of X on x86 also maintain the X packages on all other platforms, they could release packages for a particular platform in unstable as soon as it's ready. The x86 packages for X 4.3 have been in experimental for at least a few months. Why not put them in unstable. I'm not saying take effort away from supporting other platforms. I'm just saying release to packages to unstable for individual platforms as soon as they come available, rather than sitting on them until all platforms have been packaged.

      I'm not primarily a debian user, so I'm not sure exactly how things are done. I'm just commenting based on what I've been able to glean from discussions about debian and my limited exposure to it.

    46. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was running Linux on a Atari ST or a PA-RISC machine, I would gladly admit that I was pretty much alone in the universe. I certainly wouldn't demand that one of the Linux's world premiere distributions stop and serve the needs of my obsolete garbage hardware.

      You can bet that most of these non-x86 types are "non-production" users. The only non-x86 systems that still matter are AMD64, Itanium, and PowerPC. And those aren't exactly what Debian is worrying about.

      This attitude permeates even the x86 side of Debian. While Dell et al churn out millions of machines which Debian refuses to support, they defend their installer because it supports some whackjob's SMP i386 machine from 1989. (this was an actual argument presented on the debian lists in favor of their obsolete installer.)

      Debian has taken hardware nostalgia to truly cult-like levels. The scary thing is how this obsession is cloaked as "Freedom".

    47. Re:Stupid. by Master+Bait · · Score: 1

      You'd even have better results if you used a modern version of KDE coupled with a modern version of XFree86 and modern glibc. These are much more stable than what's in the Debian 3 series.

      --
      "Only in their dreams can men truly be free 'twas always thus, and always thus will be."
      --Tom Schulman
    48. Re:Stupid. by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying take effort away from supporting other platforms. I'm just saying release to packages to unstable for individual platforms as soon as they come available, rather than sitting on them until all platforms have been packaged.

      My understanding is that this gets suggested quite frequently -- so take heart in that there are lots of people who feel the same way as you. As I understand it (IANADD, and if I'm wrong, I hope one will chime in), the counterarguments are:

      1) this makes life a lot harder for the package maintainers, who now have to simultaneously maintain two different "new" versions of the package (since bugs will be reported on each version by the communities that use them);

      2) it incredibly complicates the process by which packages in unstable propagate down to testing (the built-by-script assembly area for the next release);

      3) in the end, the x86 version and the "everyone else" version of each package would have to come back into sync in testing anyway before a release could be made.

    49. Re:Stupid. by jbr439 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that because of trying to support all architectures more or less equally we get the situation whereby testing and even unstable have woefully out of date desktop packages. For example, even now XFree86 4.3.0 is still not even in unstable, let alone testing - yet 4.3.0 was released about 11 months ago. Evolution is not even to be found in testing now, and for the longest while it was stuck at 1.0.8. Only recently has KDE 3.1 made it into testing - 3.0 never made it.

      IMHO an answer is to divide the architectures into 1st and 2nd class divisions. IA32 would be a 1st class architecture. Perhaps PPC and SPARC, depending on usage. The packages for 1st class architectures would advance independent of the 2nd class architectures. This would let 95% of debian users have relatively up to date packages while ensuring the other 5% eventually get there.

      Yes, this is heresy to the "but all architectures are equal" argument. But it seems ludicrous to me to hold up 95% of users for the sake of the other 5%.

    50. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Servers? HAhahahahaha. Servers don't count, byteboyz. Only GUI lusrland counts.

    51. Re:Stupid. by forlornhope · · Score: 1

      You ended up with 3 pythons because of the incompatibilities between the minor versions. This is not debian's fault. Acctually the very fact that you can still install these three pythons and fufill all the dependencies is a tribute to debian. And as for the 2 gccs I doubt that you acctually need both installed and I bet it has something to do with the 2.96 to 3.2 transition that debian unstable went through and debian testing will have to go through. Once testing gets 3.2 set as the default you can remove 2.96 and not have to worry about having 2 gccs around anymore. Dont blame debian for things they have no control over, and realize what a large technical accomplishment it is for a group of VOLUNTEERS to put together such a great OS.

      --
      "We Don't Need No Truthless Heros!" - Project 86
    52. Re:Stupid. by pyros · · Score: 1
      Point number 3 is the only that had anticipated, and the only I consider valid. I guess I just assumed that different platforms would likely mean slight differences in the packaging. I mean, if the packaging layout is identical on all platforns, then all that leaves is waiting for the code itself to become 'stable' on each platform. Which means I, as an x86 user, have to wait for the code to stabilize on MIPS before I get an official platform, even though the code has been stable on my platform for a year.

      Whatever. Red Hat, and now Fedora Core, has always given me everything I need, and I strongly prefer the config tools and menu layout on Red Hat to Debian's. So it doesn't really matter to me that much.

    53. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I've got an account in the sub 5xxxx range that's I've used since 1998 at least, and I just don't bother to log in with it anymore.

      I learned long ago that "all the real playahs" were just about stroking their own egos. Which actually is terminally obvious from the grandparent post.

    54. Re:Stupid. by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Easier than making a .deb package would be to have a shell script that apt-gets things like less

    55. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It's called the debian installer project. Yes, there are beta versions of debian with the new installer. Yes, it is much improved. And yes, it will have a graphical frontend (it's being designed so this can be easily tacked on after the fact).

      2) Agreed. The thing you've got to understand about debian though is that it is in a state of status quo maintainership. The time when debian innovated wrt distribution structure and software tools is long gone. Now they follow. The reason for that is the lack of a strong leadership. There is no credible debian equivalent to freebsd core (freebsd is the only thing you can compare debian to, due to both being huge and non-commercial). As a result, new ideas rarely if ever get enough backing to make it into debian proper. It's my personal belief that most debian developers would like to see something better than the stable/testing/unstable dichotomy (and that most would like a way of supporting rarely used platforms like 68k and pa-risc without holding back the other archictectures). Sadly though, due to the diversity of ideas, no idea gets enough backing to make it into policy.

      Distributions like gentoo only exist because debian would not allow for innovation of that kind. There are projects to make debian compile entirely from source, but they're taking forever (like everything debian does nowadays).

      My personal guess is that this will eventually lead to such developer dissatisfaction that not enough maintainers will be found, and a political reorganization will be required. At that point expect to see debian become the number one distro, because it has all the technological underpinnings and community backing to beat any distro in any niche, just not the political will.

    56. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, Dell Dimension here, running Debian Unstable, Gnome 2.4 and X11 4.2.15. What was the problem again?

    57. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proud owner of a Mensa card complaining about a 'snotty attitude'? I like irony.

    58. Re:Stupid. by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 1

      If I was running Linux on a Atari ST or a PA-RISC machine, I would gladly admit that I was pretty much alone in the universe. I certainly wouldn't demand that one of the Linux's world premiere distributions stop and serve the needs of my obsolete garbage hardware.

      Well, be careful with your verbs. I personally wouldn't demand anything, no matter what hardware I'm running. I am, after all, using an operating system and software that I got for free, from people who aren't asking much from me in return. But I'd be damned glad that they do support me on my Atari ST (if I had one), and I'd be bummed if they decided to no longer do so.

      I guess I cannot fathom the venom people show at the idea of supporting lots of architectures. Again, therre are tons of distros that support only x86, or only a small set of architecutres. Do we really need to have the only distribution that supports some uncommon processor realigned so that we can have one hundred and one distributions that concentrate on x86/x86-64/ia64, instead of only a hundred? What in the world is the point to that?

      And if the answer is "those other distros that concentrate on x86, have the latest packages, etc., aren't Debian enough . . .they don't use .debs/apt/etc. . . .", well, the Debian-derived distros (Knoppix, Libranet, Xandros, Lindows, etc.) exist for that purpose. I liked Libranet 2.7 a lot when I first used it; I haven't used Knoppix, but a lot of people seem to like it and it does exactly what you want (concentrate on x86 and make easily available recent versions of packages).

      So what exactly is the problem again?

      You can bet that most of these non-x86 types are "non-production" users. The only non-x86 systems that still matter are AMD64, Itanium, and PowerPC. And those aren't exactly what Debian is worrying about.

      Debian certainly does seem to care about those, as even a casual familiarity with the development community would indicate. And as for those being the only non-x86 systems that matter -- that should come as some news to IBM and various big iron providers, and the organizations that run those servers.

      This attitude permeates even the x86 side of Debian. While Dell et al churn out millions of machines which Debian refuses to support,

      Huh? I can't imagine what you mean by this. I know a fair number of people who run Debian on Dell machines.

      Debian has taken hardware nostalgia to truly cult-like levels. The scary thing is how this obsession is cloaked as "Freedom".

      OH! I get it now. You were trolling.

    59. Re:Stupid. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      there 'stable' concept, it just doesn't make sense to have all stuff crunched into one gigantic package and call it 'stable'.

      Wrong. See my next point.

      Stability isn't a gloabl issue, ...

      It's nothing but a global issue. ``Stable'', in the sense that debian is using it, means ``unchanging''. If there is a bug in Ham, you can count on that bug being there, always. If you set your sources.list file to a named distribution (like woody, rather than stable), you don't get any changes (except the unavoidable secruity updates), ever.

      I'll say it again: Debian Stable means: ``It doesn't change. Period.'' Not: ``We're constantly changing everything, and breaking God-knows-what, trying to flush those old, familiar bugs you already know how to deal with.''

      If you really want things to change on you, you can run testing, and things will sometimes break. I find that Debian Testing works at least as well as I remember Redhat and Mandrake working, and is generally more up to date than I was able to keep either of them.

    60. Re:Stupid. by oohp · · Score: 1

      I'm not blaming anyone, I've used Debian for more than a year and I think it;s great. I was just pointing out that the release cycle is huge compared to how fast packages get outdated and that testing and unstable are not solutions on production environments.

    61. Re:Stupid. by qtp · · Score: 1

      And it would help if the Debian project drops their snotty attitude versus KDE.

      What attitude towards KDE? It seems that you are as behind on you news as Woody is on current applications.

      The dispute was settled a few years ago when the KDE developers happily pressured TrollTech to clean up thier licensing so QT could be legally used in GPL projects.

      --
      Read, L
    62. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unfortunately this filters up to unstable as well. Debian's 'X Strike Force' hasn't got 4.3.0 into unstable yet. 4.3.0 was released in February 2003. It might not even get into unstable before 4.4.0 comes out! Now that's a long time."

      The X 4.3 thing is not a technical issue! I repeat, it's not a technical issue. It could have been put in unstable months ago. Heck, there have been unofficial packages for it around for months. The reason it hasn't made it into the official version is because somebody discovered an issue with the X licensing, and it isn't going to go in until that is resolved. Now, you can bitch about Debian being anal over licensing, but that's a completely separate issue.

    63. Re:Stupid. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Sigh, when will people remember ...

      Maybe it would be *fart* easier to remember *burp* if they didn't have to *scratch scratch... yoink* listen to all your body noises *splurg gurgle flurp*.

    64. Re:Stupid. by rendler · · Score: 1

      Hey it was late, I even forget to quote the original posts. *blush* ;)

      --

      *shrug*
    65. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent redundant and off-topic, if only you could do both.

    66. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least until you want to update X, anyway. Then about every distribution is an entire standard release ahead...

    67. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they all prefer KDE 2 to KDE 3.

    68. Re:Stupid. by forlornhope · · Score: 1

      Quite right, Sorry for jumping down your throat.

      --
      "We Don't Need No Truthless Heros!" - Project 86
    69. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > OH! I get it now. You were trolling.

      Well, yes, and you bit, but that's really the rhetoric that's presented by some Debian people. Full support for Atari STs and i386 servers is a "Freedom" issue.

    70. Re:Stupid. by Tukla · · Score: 1

      How do you know they weren't?

    71. Re:Stupid. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      At least until you want to update X, anyway. Then about every distribution is an entire standard release ahead...

      I believe that I'm using 4.2 or so on my Debian testing box at home (I'm at work, just starting the day). What constitutes ``... an entire standard release ahead...''? Are you talking about 4.3 (I think that's out now), or has 5.x come out without my hearing about it?

      Everything seems to work just fine, so I'm not going to try to get anything more recent. Actually, I have a box running Potato which has 3.3 on it, and that's just fine, too.

  5. World Domination Today by atherton2 · · Score: 0

    Debian will rule the world. MuHaHaHa..........

  6. I wonder what would happen... by bahamat · · Score: 3, Funny

    if this were run on an existing Debian system. Hmmm...

    1. Re:I wonder what would happen... by DerPflanz · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you read the script, you'll notice that it will detect that and will bail out with an error message:

      if [ -e /etc/debian_version ]
      then
      if [ "$DISTRO" = unknown ]; then
      error 1 "You already have a Debian system"
      else
      warning "You have a mixed system, trying to continue"
      DISTRO_MIXED=yes
      fi
      fi
      --
      -- The Internet is a too slow way of doing things, you'd never do without it.
    2. Re:I wonder what would happen... by smoking2000 · · Score: 1

      Automatic reinstall, I think.

      Or it might install UNIXWare ;)

    3. Re:I wonder what would happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I guess the next versions of RedHat, SuSE and/or Mandrake will ship with a /etc/debian_version file. :P

  7. Send a CD to SCO by MountainMan101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone's bound to install it! Resistance is futile.....

    1. Re:Send a CD to SCO by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Don't, because then they'll claim they own all GPL'ed software.

    2. Re:Send a CD to SCO by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

      they probably already use it.

    3. Re:Send a CD to SCO by WinterpegCanuck · · Score: 1

      Lable it "Real Evidence", they won't be able to resist

  8. Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It should preserve user data and backups of old system configuration, though. The new system is a clean Debian system, it's not a chroot, and no traces from the old distro should keep around, but backups.
    The question is how much I can rely on my configuration being preserved and whether it would not be easier to simply install a debian system from scratch and change the settings myself.
    1. Re:Configuration? by billnapier · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article? It doesn't try and install the same programs you had before. It just installs the base Debian system and preserves (as opposed to deleting) you configuration files. So you are still going to have to change the settings yourself.

    2. Re:Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1
      Yes, I read the article.
      It will backup some important data like /etc, and will not touch some other like /home.
      So it does backup important configuration. But if it doesn't use these configuration files, what's the point of using this script?
    3. Re:Configuration? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      whether it would not be easier to simply install a debian system from scratch and change the settings myself.

      For a local system doing the clean install is fairly straightforward. The place I see this having the most value (for me at least) is converting the ubiquitous RedHat virtual host to Debian. It can be done without a tool like this (see here), but it's a PITA (particularly if there's only two partitions - setting up the Debian migration install in the swap partition is a hassle).

    4. Re:Configuration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correction - "virtual host" should read "dedicated host". I think they would get mad if I tried this on a virtual host. :)

    5. Re:Configuration? by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

      It would definitely NOT be easier. Debian might be rock-solid stable and all, but it's a real pain in the ass to install it, configure it, and have it doing what you want. I'm currently struggling with my home box, and it's a tough struggle.
      Nothing works except my LAN card. Can't get X to run, can't get that damn thing understand that my video card is an AGP.
      I tried kernel 2.6.0 compilation. At first I succeeded in compiling and booting it. But still no X nor AGP. Worse, when booting 2.6.0, no more network card.
      Recently I started all over again, a new install from scratch, installing using the Internet installation in unstable flavour, so I hoped to get the most recent and usable things to make my hardware actually work.
      When it was installed, I did that apt-get upgrade thing, then the apt-get dist-upgrade too. It took hours. After that I wanted to retry the kernel-2.6.0 compilation...But then BANG! for some weird reason that damn thing won't compile anymore. Well actually I don't know if it compiles: I can't even configure the kernel. A make menuconfig explodes, giving me error messages from the 4th dimension.
      It's not that I have weird or unusual hardware. It's a sweet Asus A7N8X Deluxe for the MB, and a Nvidia GeForce GEFX5600 for the graphics. But still I don't know what to do. Browsing with Lynx is funny for a time, but not for long; I must reboot in Windows to try to find help on Internet. I found some articles talking about running Debian with the A7N8X, others talking about running Debian with the nVidia graphic cards with or without kernel 2.6.0, but what's explained in those is either incomplete or incorrect. It doesn't work, period.
      I KNEW it would be hard, but not THAT big pain in the ass!

      By the way, if someone could pull me off the moving sand...I guess the next step is getting back to that stinky SuSE 8.0 :-(

      --
      And then he said: "I'll tell you the meaning of life. It is" and then realized 120 chars are definitely not enough...
    6. Re:Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      I couldn't get Debian stable to run either - the problem was the RAID controller on the motherboard of my new box. So (stupidly, I agree) I downloaded and burned the 7 CDs of a "testing" snapshot just to find out that the installer was still buggy and at some point very early on in the installation process complained that it couldn't find the files it was looking for and aborted the install... And I couldn't find a way around that. It worked flawlessly with Mandrake 9.2 (I think due to a newer kernel that supported my RAID driver).

    7. Re:Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      Just curious, why would you go back to SuSE 8.0 and not use SuSE 9.0 (That's been available on the FTP server for a while).

    8. Re:Configuration? by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

      Oh, I just happen to have bought the version 8.0 asome months ago; what I actually meant was "reinstall SuSE 8.0, then upgrade it". Or I could indeed download the 9.0 ISOs.

      But the point is just that it's so painful to get Debian work that I'll probably go back to something else - be it Gentoo, SuSE, Slackware or doesn't really matter.

      --
      And then he said: "I'll tell you the meaning of life. It is" and then realized 120 chars are definitely not enough...
    9. Re:Configuration? by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I did something manually like this recently, compiling debootstrap from source and installing while chrooted to a new partition I wanted debian in. The reason was that while I preferred debian, I could not install it on this system because the harddrive was not on the main controller card. Or something like that; whatever it is, debian couldn't detect it while RedHat didn't even flinch. My harddrive actually shows up as /dev/hde. The document I referred to at the time made the joke, "Sometimes I'm asked if non-Debian distributions are good for anything. I answer, 'Yes, actually some of them make very good Debian installers.'" Of course, it's kind of pitiful that the Debian installer is that bad, but I expect that to improve.

      So in my case, I couldn't install Debian "from scratch."

    10. Re:Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      SuSE don't have ISOs to download, but the far better option anyway is just to download the boot&initial install ISO (quite small) and then have an FTP install. This way SuSE would only download the packages you are actually installing. -> Much faster and less hassle burning.

    11. Re:Configuration? by RealSalmon · · Score: 1

      The question is how much I can rely on my configuration being preserved . . .

      You can't even rely on that between dist-upgrades when you're already using Debian! ;-)

      --

      -B

    12. Re:Configuration? by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      Download Libranet Classic 2.7 (or pay for the 2.8, like I did). It will install easily, and well. You will need to get yourself a 2.6 kernel to get your (I'm guessing) integrated ethernet card to work though, but I think the 2.4.21 kernel supports it too (and that comes with Libranet 2.8.1).

      Moral of the story: when you're done, you will have a pretty much stock Debian system, with a nifty tool (admin menu) to boot. for either free ("Classic") or about $50 (2.8.1 - much nicer and should support all of your hardware out of the box).

      P.S.

      I'd wager the reason you can't compile anymore is because the original kernel compile was done with gcc3.2, and after the upgrade you're now using gcc3.3. Look it up on the Libranet support database, they have the fix for it posted.

    13. Re:Configuration? by gullevek · · Score: 2, Informative

      you have problems. its so easy

      get knoppix

      boot it

      fdisk your HD

      debootstrap sid /target/drive http://ftp.debian.org

      [wait here a bit]

      chroot into drive and finish setup according to this page: http://www.debian.org/releases/stable/i386/ch-prep aring.en.html

      I have setup all of my servers like this (get XFS easily that way) and same at home. thought you have to trick around a bit to get XFree 4.3, if only that damn thing would compile on all architectures so it can go into unstable (sid) tree ...

      lg

      --
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    14. Re:Configuration? by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      If you are the kind of person that installs a default installation sequence, the whole minimal install comes off the first CD of a set, I presume SuSE wouldn't mind too much if you dragged CD 1 of 9.0 off a Torrent somewhere, just for testing purposes.

      Actually, I'm not at all sure they wouldn't be pissed, but that's life.

      --

      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    15. Re:Configuration? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      I know now - I recently read that you can easily change from Knoppix to debian. I should have known that in September! Why don't debian just use Knoppix as the installer in the first place?

    16. Re:Configuration? by Simulant · · Score: 1

      That's the conclusion I came to. Libranet is installing as I speak. Knoppix is also an option. Just boot it and run knx-install as root. Fully functional debian box in about 15-20 minutes.

    17. Re:Configuration? by starm_ · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I bought a computer with almost the same hardware than you and I had a lot of trouble.

      I have to say that it is not Debian's fault though. I tryed many distributions and most of them didn't work very well. (Red Hat, Debian, Knoppix even)

      I suspect its because the hardware is new, and the new drivers are not included in these ditros.

      I ended up trying Mandrake 9.2. And it worked whitout a flaw. This distro was release about a month ago and they aren't scared of including all the latest technology in it so it has all the new drivers. Of course because they use all the new packages you get a system that is a lot less stable, but it works.

      I guess the lesson is that you can't run Linux on a brand new computer. Your hardware has to be at least a few months old before it is supported by distros.

      And for the network card thing, there is 2 on our board (I have the exact same as you) but I can only get one of them to work in mandrake (the 3com). The other one doesn't work.

      I hope that helps a little.

    18. Re:Configuration? by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      Sweet, welcome to the fold. Are you installing 2.7 or 2.8?

    19. Re:Configuration? by Antity-H · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the hard drive actually shows up as /dev/hde when booting with the debian installer cd, you could try booting the debian installer with the ide=reverse parameter, this should make your drive show up as /dev/hda, by reversing the sort order of the ide controlers
      That wouldn't help if your controller actually isn't recognised by the debian boot kernel of course.

    20. Re:Configuration? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Would you want it to try and mess with your config files? I prefer to do that part myself instead of having a script guessing what belongs where. (bound to fail)

    21. Re:Configuration? by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Because Knoppix, while neat and spiffy, only works on x86. The Debian installer has to work on all eleven currently supported archs, as well as the new ones (IIRC, so far 3 more will be supported by sarge).

      People seem to forget that at the hardware/BIOS/bot level, different archs can be REALLT different. Otherwise they wouldn't keep asking this question.

      --
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    22. Re:Configuration? by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      That comment's getting bookmarked. I've been looking for a way to install sid without having to use a stable cd then upgrade everything.

      Thank you!

      --
      Karma: Contrapositive
    23. Re:Configuration? by Simulant · · Score: 1

      2.7. Happy with it so far. Recompiling the kernel was never so easy!

  9. Wait a second... by terraformer · · Score: 1

    Does Guillem Jover translate to Bill Gates in some other language???

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    1. Re:Wait a second... by jejones · · Score: 1

      I don't know about "Jover," but "Guillem" is pretty clearly cognate to Guillermo/Guillaume/Guglielgmo/Wilhelm, i.e. William, which shortens to Bill.

  10. Now all we need is the Xbox version by Catroaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    That works without a modchip...

  11. Pathing the way by Itsik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Finally something that would pave the way and help all those that are "stuck" with RedHat servers.

    1. Re:Pathing the way by Dilbert_ · · Score: 1

      Ah! So that is the 'real' agenda behind this tool... Interesting!

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    2. Re:Pathing the way by chthon · · Score: 1

      I hope it does not install the default Debian kernel.

      I now run Debian already for five years (2.0 -> 2.2 -> 3.0), but last year I finally had the money to buy a midrange server (dual Athlon MP, 2 Gb RAM, Promise SX-6000 RAID card). The trouble is : Red Hat has the only kernel which makes it possible to use my Promise RAID card out of the box. So, I am stuck with Red Hat 9 for the moment.

      Jurgen

    3. Re:Pathing the way by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      I'd rather like to think that those of us "stuck" with Red Hat servers are perfectly capable of installing and configuring Debian by ourselves!

      --
      I don't read your sig, why do you read mine?
    4. Re:Pathing the way by Itsik · · Score: 1

      I wasn't referring to the installation of a Debian system from scratch. My comment referred to the smooth migration of a fully operational server to Debian.

    5. Re:Pathing the way by reverius · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Fedora Core 1?

  12. Great timing by pyrotic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As Redhat have EOL'd support for their boxed sets at the end of December, they could have had a lot of converts. Now most of those people will have gone for RHAS or Fedora.

    1. Re:Great timing by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      I feel sorry for them if they have gone for Fedora. It must be the worst distribution I have seen in several years. Its ultimate failing is that the majority of potential users worldwide are still on dialup modems, not always at 56k, with an ISP-imposed timeout of 2 hours or less, but if that is all you have, the update system can not work, because there are some huge RPMs (kernel source >80MB IIRC) and it does not recover after a dropped connection. I don't know why, haven't had time to look, the relevant program seems to be a binary, and for some reason it did not install source, but I thought most people did things like this with python or perl, and a liberal helping of wget, which I know can restart after a timeout, so it seems a very basic error. In fact it reminds me of the time the Convicted Monopolist's rubbish used to make a startup disk which would not do anything useful because his wonderful automatic configuration failed to put the eseential CD driver on the disk, or maybe next time round, when if your mouse was USB, you were similarly well and truly stuck. The RPM system is in any case extremely ugly, source patching is much more efficient and tidy, if automated properly.

      I don't see why RH has never had decent configuration tools like SuSE, but still depends on editing lots of files by hand in a text editor like vi. I loaded it 3 weeks ago, on one machine only, off a magazine cover disc, and I still have not got basic things like Samba running, (or rather, according to top or ps it is running, but not sharing any files!) which are usually easy. Next weekend I will be replacing it with FreeBSD (the machine is dual boot with rock-solid hardware and is mainly a server and router, the data is all held in lots of 512MB (pre fat32) fat partitions dating from Windoze 95, then 98 SP2, then ME, which never worked for more than half a day,latterly served by XP, which was useless), at least the RPM problem will go away, because BSD basically downloads source patches in its highly automated update mechanism, the load on the net is minimal, and any moderm PC has enough power to compile as required.

      Any newcomer wanting to move from Windoze will be put off for ever by Fedora. Best that they start with SuSE, its automatic configuration is a lot less buggy than Mandrake. But, once they have a bit of experience, they might well be better off using this wonderful program to convert to Debian, which has a lot of good points.

    2. Re:Great timing by oddityfds · · Score: 1
      As Redhat have EOL'd support for their boxed sets at the end of December,
      They still support RedHat Linux 9, until the end of april I think. RHL9 is a very good Linux distribution. It's easy to use, it's pretty up-to-date, it doesn't have many bugs (but a couple of rather irritating ones though) and lots of third party packages are available.
  13. It's an installer! by lokedhs · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a way to bring a useful installer Debian.

    1. Re:It's an installer! by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Debian kills small babies. Gentoo doesn't. You do like small babies right?

      Tom

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    2. Re:It's an installer! by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who says I use Gentoo?

      Like the rest of the /. crowd I write comments based on pure conjured brainfarts that come out of the wind. Why RTFA, why AHSFE and certainly why PSFTIYP?

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    3. Re:It's an installer! by MrHanky · · Score: 1
      Can't stand the little cretins. I guess that means I may want to try the script on my Gentoo box, unless....
      # emerge -s baby-killer
      These are the packages that I would emerge, in order.

      Calculating dependencies......... done!
      [ebuild U] other-distros/Debian3.0_-_Woody to /
      Well, I guess you are partially right. Debian is already in Gentoo for that specific purpose.
    4. Re:It's an installer! by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      They also castrate their opponents. Proof? Look at your name.

    5. Re:It's an installer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do like small babies right?

      Only with a piquant sauce.

    6. Re:It's an installer! by visgoth · · Score: 1
      Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party.
      [flicks a switch, lighting a mannequin with a joint crudely stuck to his mouth]
      While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea.
      [lights up another mannequin, of a woman opening wide to eat a baby sandwich. (That's a sandwich with a baby in it, not a really tiny sandwich.) The crowd gasps]
      That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

      Yeah... I like babies.... mmmm baby sandwiches...

      --
      My patience is infinite, my time is not.
    7. Re:It's an installer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I write comments based on pure conjured brainfarts that come out of the wind


      Yep - a gentoo user! (or a gentoo wannabe)

    8. Re:It's an installer! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Why can't I just be impartial? Maybe I have no desire of using Gentoo at all? Ever think of that?

      Oh and get yourself an account loser.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    9. Re:It's an installer! by robotoverflow · · Score: 1

      I don't understand, are you offering small babies for me to install gentoo on? I ask because i haven't tried gentoo yet.

      --
      % mkdir :
      % ls -dF :
      :/
    10. Re:It's an installer! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      No Gentoo kills the brain cells of those who do not have way too much free time on their hands.

    11. Re:It's an installer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn, you UID is too low for you to be SirHaxalot. You certainly spew a lot of shit opinions to troll for biters, though.

    12. Re:It's an installer! by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      There's some truth to that statement. Debian's installer is horrible. You practically have to be a Linux expert to understand half of the crap it asks you to do or choose. In that respect, Gentoo's manual installation process is preferable over Debian's half-assed attempt at automation.

      Disclaimer, I speak from experience. I used Debian and I used Gentoo for months and I currently prefer Gentoo over Deb. But I also use Knoppix, which is Deb-based, and I intend to give UserLinux a shot when it comes out which is also Deb-based.

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    13. Re:It's an installer! by redog · · Score: 1

      Gentoo helps me use my time working and learning. I used to spend much of it fighting with rpm's or learning which compile time options are missing, installed, needed, conflicting...
      did I mention it was pretty darn fast?

      I would actually like to see some broad benchmark test results between gentoo and debian, on a few diffrent architechures even. I have gentoo running on a sparc32, an alpha, a ppc , and a few x86's runs great, but I think debian is probably the only other mainstream distro that could shake a stick at gentoo.
      JMHO I have never tryed debian, tho I have a dog named debian, cute little fucker.

    14. Re:It's an installer! by isorox · · Score: 1

      Debian kills small babies. Gentoo doesn't. You do like small babies right?

      Only with mint source

    15. Re:It's an installer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cock-smoking shit-eater! Gentoo is teh gay...

    16. Re:It's an installer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are actually his opinions. Scary, huh?

    17. Re:It's an installer! by qtp · · Score: 1

      Only with mint source

      I hope that's Open Mint Source you're refering to!

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    18. Re:It's an installer! by CentrX · · Score: 1

      Unless you have hardware that is not well-supported, the only thing you need to know is how to partition with cfdisk.

      --

      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
    19. Re:It's an installer! by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      And how to properly configure apt-get. And how to properly configure your network card. And know what packages to apt-get install. And probably more but I can't remember cause its 2am and I haven't installed Debian in a few months.

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    20. Re:It's an installer! by CvD · · Score: 1

      What about large babies? Does Debian kill them too?

    21. Re:It's an installer! by alexpage · · Score: 1

      That's only because the ebuild to kill babies compiles without error then segfaults on run. You can patch it yourself or wait for the new version to hit the CVS mirrors.

    22. Re:It's an installer! by CentrX · · Score: 1

      You do not need to know anything to have apt-get configured. If you just press enter, it will use default sources for apt, including security.d.o, etc.

      Yes, it is correct you need to know what network card you have but in most cases you don't need to know anything beyond that and this is only an issue with network installs.

      You don't need to know the names of any packages to install. There is a general task selection dialog you can use which will install "Office", "C Programming", "Web Browser", etc. The level of knowledge you need to install packages is the same as in any other distribution.

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      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
  14. Debian Upgrade Any System.sh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    #!/bin/sh
    #debian upgrade script

    echo "upgrading to debians uber-clean /etc"
    dd if=/dev/urandom of=/etc/ bs=200kb

    echo "installing apt"
    PKG=`head -n 2 /dev/urandom`
    echo "#!/bin/sh\necho sorry you must have package version $PKG installed" > /usr/sbin/apt-get
    echo "upgraded"
    1. Re:Debian Upgrade Any System.sh by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 3, Funny

      This doesn't work! I tried this on my Windows XP system and Clippy said "You appear to be betraying Microsoft. Would you like me to send an email to Redmond?" ;-)

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    2. Re:Debian Upgrade Any System.sh by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Here's a less destructive one:

      #!/bin/sh
      echo 3.0 > /etc/debian_version

      Waka waka. ;-p

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  15. Nothing! by leo_llew · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the code:

    [...]
    if [ -e /etc/debian_version ]
    then
    if [ "$DISTRO" = unknown ]; then
    error 1 "You already have a Debian system"

    [...]

  16. Next Stage... by Ironix · · Score: 2, Funny


    The next stage will be to engineer anti-microsoft nano machines (one could call them a vaccine) that will systematically convert all MS computers into Debian computers.

    If the user gets upset over the change, he too will be converted into a Finnish Linux geek.

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    1. Re:Next Stage... by whovian · · Score: 1

      IANAWU (windows user)

      Would it be possible to use the 0x01 exploit in IE for this purpose?

      That is, have IE display one address while downloading from a different url a virus with the debian conversion tools in the payload. Then trick the user into running the executable (or can the virus run itself?). Just a thought.

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    2. Re:Next Stage... by trezor · · Score: 1

      This will not work if the Windows/IE-user has patched up his box recently.

      OH, wait... They don't, ever, do they?

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    3. Re:Next Stage... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      OH, wait... They don't, ever, do they?

      Not if my firewall logs are anything to go by.. <sigh>

  17. Debian already by CompWerks · · Score: 1
    Dominates the world!

    Signed,
    Woody

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    1. Re:Debian already by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Alrighty, Tiax, your padded room is ready. (obscure joke)

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  18. Sounds more like vandalism to me... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It does not convert ... installed packages to the Debian counterparts, but installs a base system ... and cleans traces from the previous distribution."


    Debian's a fine distribution, but I doubt many people would take kindly to having this tool applied to a system that has been configured and running for any amount of time. If it's just going to install a base system, I'll just install a NEW system with Debian.

    Show me a tool that converts portage or rpm data and creates a working Debian equivalent and I'll be impressed.

    This doesnt accomplish anything more than wiping and starting over...
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    1. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by torpor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Point:

      a) You wouldn't run this script unless you wanted it to. Your comment is like saying, of a crowbar, that "people who have been living in a house for so long wouldn't want this crowbar used to demolish their house" ... well no, thats true ... "unless they wanted to demolish their house".

      b) Wiping and starting over, on a system that you've been running for a long time, doesn't help. Duh.

      This script is useful if:

      i) You have a running system, and don't want to change your system services setup (Apache config, for example), and
      ii) You -want- to, for some reason, convert to using Debian packages and management tools on your system, without interrupting too many of your existing running services.

      Yup, I can think of cases where I'd want to use this tool. I've got Server A which has stuff running on it, and I want to move to debians' pkg tools and libraries for managing the system... cool.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    2. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by RichDice · · Score: 1
      Show me a tool that converts portage or rpm data and creates a working Debian equivalent and I'll be impressed.
      What, you mean http://www.kitenet.net/programs/alien/ ?
    3. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      In some ways I agree that this tool isn't all that useful. People are going to use whatever distro they want and if they are savy enough to try new distros then like you said they'll install from scratch. However the good news is we aren't being forced to use it. I'm definitely not changing over what works.

      Show me a tool that converts portage or rpm data and creates a working Debian equivalent and I'll be impressed.

      I use Apt for RPM on my RedHat machines.

    4. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by mdlbear · · Score: 1
      If you read the script you'll discover that wiping and starting over is precisely the point. It's meant to be run on a server you don't have physical access to. Presumably you've decided that you don't like whatever random distro is installed on it, and don't want to drive to the hosting facility and sit in front of the beast for an hour trying to do an install from scratch. Once you get Debian up on the remote machine, you can go on to configure it over the network.

      Switching distros on a running, remote system is a neat and occasionally useful trick, and one that is very difficult to get right. Get it wrong, and there you are stuck in traffic while your server sits there emulating a pile of bricks. Having a script that can perform the trick reliably sounds like a good idea to me.

    5. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, the moderators are smoking today...

    6. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) do
      rpm -qa | grep -v gcc-2.96 > pckgs
      2) use the script http://www.hadrons.org/~guillem/debian/debtakeover /debtakeover

      3) do
      for i in $(cat pckgs | grep -v devel | cut -d '-' -f1); do apt-get install $i;done

      this one ignores the -devel packages and some
      packages which dont exist or have a different name
      in the debian repository (or those who are dangerous for free software).

      ps: of course, this is untested :]

    7. Re:Sounds more like vandalism to me... by seawall · · Score: 1
      > Show me a tool that converts portage or rpm data and creates a working Debian equivalent and I'll be impressed.

      Depends on what you mean by "data" but this is from Debian "Woody" (aka Stable on this date). I have seen it work, at least sometimes.

      ALIEN(1) User Contributed Perl Documentation

      NAME alien - Convert or install an alien binary package

      SYNOPSIS
      alien [--to-deb] [--to-rpm] [--to-tgz] [--to-slp] [options] file [...]

      DESCRIPTION
      alien is a program that converts between Redhat rpm, Debian deb, Stampede slp, Slackware tgz, and Solaris pkg file formats. If you want to use a package from another linux distribution than the one you have installed on your system, you can use alien to convert it to your preferred package format and install it. It also supports LSB pack ages.

      WARNING
      Despite the high version number, alien is still (and will probably always be) rather experimental software. It's been under development for many years now, but there are still many bugs and limitations.

  19. Can't detect and install apps? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then as a migration tool it's pretty limited.

    It would be fantasic to be able to hit a button, have something read the RPM database and automagically reinstall a APT based system (leaving /home and /data and /specified intact).

    It's not fantasic to replace the kernel and leave you with a right royal mess of apps that can't be maintained, or worse still nuke everything so it doesn't work right.

    This is a first step, which is cool, but it looks like it needs extending a bit to gain some practical application. Rather like the depenguinator (script to remove linux and install BSD) its a cool toy with little real application as of yet.

    --
    Beep beep.
    1. Re:Can't detect and install apps? by LS · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you look at the Readme? The main purpose of this script is to convert a colo server that is installed with Redhat or the like by default, BEFORE you modify it. It will make backups of you configuration and data, but running this script on an in-use server is an unrealistic scenario unless you don't mind some downtime setting things up again.

      Try to find an ISP that provides Debian colo's. There aren't many.

      LS

      --
      There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
    2. Re:Can't detect and install apps? by JianTian13 · · Score: 1

      I realize this is probably not going to work too well, but I wonder how much mileage you'd get out of:

      rpm -qa|(some filter to get rid of version numbers)|dpkg --get-selections

      Maybe nothing. But it'd beinteresting to try. Maybe when the script not slashdotted, I'll have a look at it, and point it at my Fedora box :)

    3. Re:Can't detect and install apps? by swillden · · Score: 1

      It's not fantasic to replace the kernel and leave you with a right royal mess of apps that can't be maintained, or worse still nuke everything so it doesn't work right.

      The trick is to nuke everything so it *does* work right.

      I've done this before, more manually. After you have a base Debian system running, you'll still have a whole bunch of files from the previous distro. So, next you use a tool like "cruft" to identify and then nuke all of the files that were not installed by Debian, skipping data files that you want to keep.

      This script does this for you, installing Debian, then cleaning out all traces of the old distro, with some exceptions -- it leaves /home alone and will automatically back up some important files in /etc.

      After that, you apt-get install all of the applications you do need, fix up whatever configuration is required, and then you're back in business.

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    4. Re:Can't detect and install apps? by oddityfds · · Score: 1
      It would be fantasic to be able to hit a button, have something read the RPM database and automagically reinstall a APT based system (leaving /home and /data and /specified intact).
      Oh, you mean:

      rpm -ivh http://atrpms.physik.fu-berlin.de/dist/rh9/atrpms- kickstart/atrpms-kickstart-19-1.rh9.at.i386.rpm

      :-)

      Or go read about apt-rpm.

    5. Re:Can't detect and install apps? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Actually it did say somewhere in that email thread that he was thinking of how to do applications. Basically it would come down to finding executables and the like, figuring out which package they are on with respect to the starting distribution, mapping that package to the Debian equivalent package(s), and apt-getting that package.

      The obvious danger also is that the paths will differ between the original and Debian versions of each file, so you will get duplicates. And worse still, paths into /etc will change since most distributions use a more retarded layout than Debian. To fix it all you would need to know the mappings for all these files, as well as how to correctly uninstall every package.

      Fun stuff. Possible, but would take a lifetime to make it work for every distribution.

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  20. MS tool by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft has had this for years: it's called fdisk...

  21. ALL YOUR LINUX BLONG TO US!!!! by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 0

    SHOOT US UP THE DEBIAN!!

    Sorry, I had to say it....

    *Sound od Karma burning*

    1. Re:ALL YOUR LINUX BLONG TO US!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might have been funny if you could spell "BELONG" and "OF"...

  22. They call it an installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has had this for years. If you boot the XP CD a very similar tool will be run.

  23. WORLD domination? by virgo+cluster · · Score: 1

    Debian world + non-Debian world = whole world? ...did I miss something?

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    -virgo cluster
    1. Re:WORLD domination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. Small part of world + Rest of world = Whole world. That's correct.

  24. This is IMMENSLY cool by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
    I'm a SuSE user since 1999 and really think it's a great desktop distribution.

    For better or worse however SuSE is dumbing down the distribution to provide it with more mainstream appeal. Which is something I really don't care for. (Yes I know that you can manually edit configuration files, but still...)

    So I started to give Debian a serious look and played around with it on the Linux partition of my Laptop.

    Not really currently having the time and given the fact that a Debian installation is not that trivial I put that project on the backburner for now.

    This script however will provide me with the ability to install convert SuSE to Debian; play and get to learn the more esoteric aspects (for a SuSE user that is) and finally probably set the systems up from scratch.

    Quite appropriate timing I dare say.

    --
    ich bin der musikant

    mit taschenrechner in der hand

    kraftwerk

  25. Debian Installer by turgid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I tried Debian last year and got as far as the installer at which point it would let me proceed no further, despite my best efforts, patience, reading of effing manuals and trying different versions. This further confirmed my commitment to Slackware. If they spent time fixing their installer, they wouldn't need to write a tool to assimilate other boxes.

    1. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. I had never even touched a Linux box until some time this summer, but I still managed to install Debian without any troubles. Sure, it's not a fancy "click next to proceed" installer, but you don't need one. The Debian installer is efficient, it provides you with the necessary information and gives you the appropriate options.

    2. Re:Debian Installer by turgid · · Score: 3, Informative
      Well in my experience, it wouldn't recognise my network card, despite being supported (working fine in Slackware) and listed in their options. So then I tried it without a network card, but it got stuck in some loop, and kept asking me for a network card, despite the fact that I wanted to install from CD. I'm glad I'm an experienced Linux user (since '95) because if I was a Windows user and some zealot had told me to install Debian, I'd have gone straight back to Windoze and would have told everyone I could what a steaming pile of excrement Linux is based on this experience. And yet there are people here who can't understand why Windows people hate Linux zealots.

      Contrast this to KNOPPIX. It is a delight. And it's based on Debian.

    3. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They" spend time fixing their installer, and "they" don't need to write a tool to assimilate other boxes. Willem did it perhaps because he thought it could be fun, and I think because he got inspiration from the freeBSD similar tool which made it to slashdot a while ago : the depenguinator.

    4. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      try the MEPIS distro. it is debian based and very easy to install. it has hardware detection and other easy tools.

    5. Re:Debian Installer by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Debian installation has long been a bad thing, but they are working on it -- debian-installer. The beta is extremely good, IMO.

    6. Re:Debian Installer by jdfox · · Score: 1

      You're right. But there is a new Debian installer on the way: it's just gone to beta 2.

    7. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the best way to install Debian is to get a Knoppix cd (or Gnoppix if you prefer) and make a hd install. As it says in the Knoppix faq: After you've made a hd-install knoppix basically becomes Debian=)

    8. Re:Debian Installer by sporty · · Score: 1

      Did you talk try working with the debian email groups on finding what your bug is? I've never seen such a problem in my life.

      --

      -
      ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

    9. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes the unofficial installers are a little flakey. I've never had issue with the official CD's.

    10. Re:Debian Installer by PugMajere · · Score: 1

      Knoppix is a pretty good Debian installer, imo.

      I'm normally fairly confident in my ability to get Debian running on various hardware, but on some new Dell PowerEdge 1750s, I couldn't get the RAID controller to be recognized, because I couldn't find a Debian installer with a new enough kernel image.

      But Knoppix has a neat "hdx-install" script (I think that's what it's called) that drops a Debian installation on your autodetected hardware, which I just then had to customize like normal.

      It's actually going to be my preferred way to install Debian until the new installer is done, then I'll reevaluate things.

    11. Re:Debian Installer by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Knoppix is pretty great, I run it in VMs all the time, but on my physical system , eth0 won't configure.

      I'm going to take it round to my old granny and see how she deals with a pretty, fast, stable, useful desktop that doesn't have Borg in it.

      --

      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    12. Re:Debian Installer by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      I tried the NetBSD Live distribution... What a waste, it wouldn't detect my network and it had trouble with my video card.

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      -]Phreak Out[-
    13. Re:Debian Installer by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

      All right, the Debian installer can be kind of tough, but it's not the end of the world. If you can't handle it, try MEPIS. MEPIS installed on my machine in about 1/2 hour, correctly identified and installed all my hardware (including my scanner, a first), and was up and running in no time. It was easier than Mandrake. If you want Debian but don't want to hassle with the installer or use Guillem Jover script to install a base system, try MEPIS or Libranet.

    14. Re:Debian Installer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ermm, I meant Guillem, not Willem. This will perhaps teach me to read my own post...

    15. Re:Debian Installer by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem my first time through. Want to know what I, a Windows user that had never touched Linux previous to this did? I skipped that step.

      It IS tricky because when you exit that stage of the setup it will bring you back to a point in the install where it wants you to configure the network card (because you haven't yet). However, there are alternate steps listed below the default that you can take...

      But then this was Debian Woody, maybe you were on an older distro with a crappier installer...

      I dunno, the installer isn't difficult, just very very different from what people are used to.

    16. Re:Debian Installer by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      ...or you could just install Knoppix, or one of the various derivatives of Knoppix.

      Put the CD in, wait for it to boot into KDE, open a shell

      "root"
      "kpx-hdinstall"

      Click a few buttons, do some fdisking and bingo - you've got a debian system in about ten minutes.

      "reboot -n"
      (wait, open shell)
      "apt-get update"
      "apt-get dist-upgrade"

      That's another 2 minutes there, and after it's done downloading your new Debian system is bang up-to-date.

    17. Re:Debian Installer by PhrackCreak · · Score: 1

      Debian is so robust, easy to administer, and easy to upgrade that the debian developers never see the installer once the system is up.

      --
      - You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!
    18. Re:Debian Installer by StarCat76 · · Score: 1

      Hehe, you think that's bad? Debian corrupted the partition table on my hard drive. Needless to say, I'm running Gentoo now.

    19. Re:Debian Installer by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      Yeah, MEPIS is great. I replaced my Knoppix (also Debian-based) partition with it. Among other things, it's easier to install and the programs on the menu actually have icons and descriptions.

      My only complaint is that there is no option (at least that I could see) to install the second disk automatically - so if you have a good connection, it's better to just download the first disk and use apt-get for any other programs than downloading and burning both disks.

  26. hihihi by mirko · · Score: 1

    Does it works with Knoppix distroes ?
    If yes, I'd be glad to see how they otherwrite CDs :)

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    Trolling using another account since 2005.
  27. Interesting, but not much to see by Sklivvz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, it's a simple 12KiB shell script, nothing much to see there. It's well written and it's a nice idea, though.
    I would wait a couple releases before using it in a real environment though... hotswapping releases is a very tricky matter, and can screw up majorly your computer, expecially if it's done via a script.

  28. Here it comes by Propaganda13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great...just waiting for someone to start combining all of these OS/distro converters with a worm.

    Welcome to the OS Wars of '04. You never know what you'll boot. Debian? BSD? Windows 3.11?

    1. Re:Here it comes by argent · · Score: 1

      BeOS: the Zetanator.

  29. Oohhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just a copy of the Depenguinator for BSD... Except this one is the Debianator? Bleh. If you really want to get rid of the old distro, and keep all of your important files back them up and do a fresh install.

    Just my useless 2 cents.

    1. Re:Oohhh... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I wonder what happens if you run them both, depending on the order?

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  30. Thank you god... by Tom7 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, thank you god. If this works, I can finally be rid of my system which can only be described as "Redhat 6.2... with an advanced slackware infestation."

    Any tips? Can this handle the glibc upgrade without breaking all of my programs?

    1. Re:Thank you god... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      If I understand correctly, it will remove all of your programs and start over. That's actually what I'd want (I'd prefer to apt-get them again as I use them and not install anything I'm not using any more), but probably not what you want.

    2. Re:Thank you god... by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Well, I only use the machine for a few things, and I don't want those to be package-managed. As long as it doesn't actually remove them, I'm happy.

    3. Re:Thank you god... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I advise keeping them all in /usr/local, then, which is its stated purpose in most distributions. I'm a Perl programmer and always do my own installation of perl in /usr/local so I can manage modules and upgrades myself.

      I would hope that this new Debian installer tool respects /usr/local. I would think that even then you'd still probably have issues with package-managed library dependencies.

  31. Colo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This document was created to help migrating a colo server. So it has been
    used in the real world.


    What is colo??

    1. Re:Colo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What is colo?

      co-location i.e. a server running in your ISP's building with an excellent internet connection. Usually you'll only get physical access in extreme circumstances so you have to administer them entirely remotely.

    2. Re:Colo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    3. Re:Colo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's four fifths of a colon.

  32. Obligatory by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are apt of borg. RPM is futile. You will be dpkg'ed.

    --
    You should use AdiumX on your Mac.
    1. Re:Obligatory by belloc · · Score: 1

      We are apt of borg. RPM is futile. You will be dpkg'ed.

      As long as we're being obligatory, I, for one, welcome Deb and Ian, our new apt overlords.

      Belloc

      --
      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
    2. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are apt of borg. RPM is futile. You will be dpkg'ed.

      c'mon modders thats funny as hell give this guy some karma :) :)

    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RPM is futile.

      <Homer>Hee hee hee! It's funny because it's true!</Homer>

  33. New worm? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now if only someone could write a nice worm targeting everything non linux we would have the world in our hands tomorrow!

    Pinky!

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    HTTP/1.1 400
  34. So now by j14ast · · Score: 0

    instead of writting a real installer well let you use what ever you want the just convert the configs almost deserves a muhahaha

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    Damn the man!
  35. intended for non-debian providers by golan · · Score: 4, Informative

    IIRC It was originally intended to convert a redhat installation in a server where the provider would only install redhat.

    1. Re:intended for non-debian providers by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, that's great. Since they technically only "installed" RedHat, it doesn't matter that the end distribution is Debian. Classic.

      Still, what's the advantages of Debian proper, over Redhat with apt-rpm installed?

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      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  36. Hate this kind of atitude by DFAoBolinho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really hate this kind of atitude.. I use GNU/Linux for many years now and used from Red Hat to Mandrake, from Slackware to Conectiva and now I focus more on Debian and Kurumin - and I have always faced this kind of atitude of "slack is for real men, the others are for sissy" or "use Gentoo or continue to lame". That is just plain and simple BULLSHIT!! (sorry for the cursing, but I think it's the only word that really fits into this case). There are numerous distribuitions with all kinds of package control systems, configurations and config-tools, diferent aplications, packages, and so on and so forth. The thing is, in my humble opition, there isn't anything like "a lamer linux" and a "hacker linux". GNU/Linux is simply GNU/Linux - and I have and always had the opinion that the person makes the system, not the way around. (thou many like to use Slack because it is "l33t" - go figure!) So, my final note is: Everyone has diferent tastes and needs, and has it's own way he likes to use his own computer so there isn't anything like "Mandrake rox and Debian sux" - just that for some people Mandrake is better, and for others Debian is the best choise (and so forth)!!! GNU/Linux is, after all, all about choise - so why curse and bring down others that choose diferent from us??

    1. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by DFAoBolinho · · Score: 1

      Kidding or not - it is not a really nice atitude. And also it encorages others that aren't kidding.

    2. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhoh dangerously unfunny gibber boy on the loose.

    3. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Telling me what I can and can't say.

      I call fascist. You're no longer welcomed here. I've informed the authorities and you will be detained for further questioning and possible sodomization.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    4. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by Xouba · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

    5. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by DFAoBolinho · · Score: 1

      Your freedom ends where the next guy's freedom begins - that means: you cannot say such things u said in the first post as it hurts and harms others' freedom. That's not facism - that's beeing a good citizen!

    6. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(thou many like to use Slack because it is "l33t" - go figure!)" And I really hate that kind of attitude. Believe it or many people use Slackware because it suits them better than any other distribution.

    7. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by DFAoBolinho · · Score: 1

      I think you should grasp the whole message before you comment on one single line.. If you had read all of my post you would see that I said that only to make a point - I myself used slackware and I consider it a very good distribution, however it remais the same: many use slack because is the "l33t" thing to do - but that doesn't mean there are people that use it because of their needs..

    8. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not kidding, and I don't need encouragement to tell you that Debian is for faggots.

    9. Re:Hate this kind of atitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, some fucktard mouthing off about distros has absolutely ZERO effect on my freedom to choose whichever distro I damn well want.

      It's people like you that impinge on others' freedom. Cease being a hypocrite, or kill yourself. Either way, the world's a better place.

  37. Re:Pfft by hypnotik · · Score: 5, Informative

    Speaking as a debian user for many years:

    They do have a stable, modern distribution. It's called "testing". The not-so modern "stable" distribution is a dream tho.. You could drive a 15 ton tank through it and it'd still stay up. I've been running it on server (in the wild) for more than 2 years now with nary a problem. It's easy to maintain and has everything I need no more than an apt-get away. No recompilation, no searching for dependencies.. unlike some other distributions I've used.

    I wish everything was that easy.

    --
    (I was only an egg, but then I cracked)
  38. I, for one... by ndogg · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, if I use this script, can I become one of the overlords?

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    // file: mice.h
    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    1. Re:I, for one... by argent · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, you know how that works, you find the talismen, release the demon/genie/berserker, and *zap*... instant henchman. Next thing you know you're standing in a hallway wearing ablative armor with the explosives on the inside so you'll fall decoratively when you're shot by the good guys.

  39. Re:Debian... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    When I was using Word I was 16, in grade ten computer science and wasn't exposed to TeX yet. What is your excuse?

    Anon Coward... most likely "Anon Short Penis Coward"

    Tom

    --
    Someday, I'll have a real sig.
  40. Trend here... by 4lex · · Score: 1, Funny

    We have seeing easier and easier installs for distros like Mandrake, SuSE or RedHat/Fedora, live-CDs, now we are experiencing the rise of converter tools like this Debian Domination Tool and the Depenguinator (already covered in slashdot as upgrade methos to a dead OS ;)...

    I think we are coming to a point where migrations between platforms, may they be windows->linux, linux->linux, linux->bsd or bsd->linux will become *really* seamless, and even some funny ideas like worm-spread of succesfull linux installations may become possible ;)

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  41. Google Cache by nandhp · · Score: 1, Informative

    As the website seems to be down, here's a link to the Google cache

  42. "Distributions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, since each distribution contains different packages with different paths... this is not an easy task. Ideally, each distribution would use one way of doing things. The init scripts and network configuration would be done in a standard way that any "Linux" tool could change easily. If you want to use deb packages on redhat or rpm on debian, it is just a matter of installing the respective package manager on each. A "best practices" documentation on how exactly a Linux distribution should work wouldn't be a bad idea. In a perfect world, changing from redhat to debian would involve simply installing the debian package manager, which would detect which files/versions are there and update them with debian packages.

  43. Guillem Jover's father by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Didn't his father accuse chestnuts of being lazy?

  44. Dubya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a second there, I thought it said 'Dubya World Domination Plan'.

  45. Debian is sort of like Al-Quaeda Moslems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They both want to take the world back to the 12th Century.

  46. Moving to... by joestar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that people are moving to another Linux distribution if you can read between lines in the following statement:
    http://www.mandrakesoft.com/company/press/pr?n=/pr /corporate/2446

    Anyway, it's certainly not a surprise: my feeling is that Mandrake is the Linux distribution the most close to Debian in its spirit. It's more friendly and offers more new features though.

  47. And the point of this is....? by Idaho · · Score: 1

    It does not convert in the sense of mapping all previous installed packages to the Debian counterparts [..]

    This would be the only way this tool could be useful, but it's impossible.

    [..] but installs a base system or tarball and cleans traces from the previous distribution."

    I fail to see the difference between this and a fresh install (you have put your /home on a different partition anyway, right?)

    However, I'll admit it's a nice practical joke :)

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    1. Re:And the point of this is....? by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Sure /home is in a seprate partition, but is /var/www? How about /var/spool? And considering all the tweeking you have done to your /etc files, so you have a functioning web server, you are keeping that in a seprate partition as well right?

      What you don't live with your maximum mounts loaded before the user can log in?

      -Rusty

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  48. !Debian Linux is dying! by grub · · Score: 0


    Another crippling bombshell his the !Debian Linux community today.. you know the rest..

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  49. Re:Pfft by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1

    And it's not really that hard, if you read the Apt-Howto to maintain a mixed distribution - only upgrading those packages you need, while using stable for the rest.

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  50. comparing distros by drxenos · · Score: 1

    I've always loved Linux, but never used anything but RedHat. But the last few releases (since they started mucking with KDE) left me dissatisfied. Is there a site that compares the major distros, kind of a pros and cons of each, their advantages over the others, etc.?

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    1. Re:comparing distros by TheSonicVince · · Score: 1, Informative

      THE reference for such matters is Distrowatch

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    2. Re:comparing distros by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Informative
      You might try http://www.linuxiso.org - they've got ISO's of many, many Linux distributions that you can download and check out.

      I too, was a loyal Red Hat user until they started messing with KDE. So, I came on Slashdot and read a comment where someone was saying Mandrake was "Red Hat Lite". So, I gave Mandrake 9.0 a try, and I've since upgraded to 9.1 (will upgrade to 9.2 soon), and I've not looked back.

      Knoppix is also an amazing distro, if you only ever need it for a system recovery disk then it's still worth the time and bandwidth to grab it.

      I'd recommend starting with those two, and I will mention that here on slashdot Debian and Gentoo are also extremely popular, and SuSe and Slackware also have vocal fans.

      But - check out http://www.linuxiso.org and see what all they have.

      Hope this helps!

    3. Re:comparing distros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I found my new favorite distro from LinuxIso.org, Arch Linux, it seems like it will be a good alternative to Debian.

    4. Re:comparing distros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm running Fedora now, but I have to say that my best experience was with SuSe 8.x. It, for me, was the king of "it just works."

  51. I love it! by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 0

    Let's call it Brute Force Debian!

  52. Kewl! From RH 7.3 - Debian by internet-redstar · · Score: 1

    Should have upgraded my RH 7.3 box long time ago to something newer... but the Fedora way just didn't seem right to me.
    Installing Debian from boot CDs and such didn't sounded so appealing to me,... I guess the OpenSource gods are with me today!
    Thanks!

  53. WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 5, Funny
    I work for a small community bank in upstate NY. I just tried this on our main transaction logging server (RH7.2), and it totally hosed the system. Now it doesn't look like any of our transactions are going to be stored...

    Oh well, let's just hope that I can make it through the day without anyone noticing. Then I'll be basking on the beach in So.Cal for a week. :)

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    1. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by argent · · Score: 1

      I think the bit where it says "the script is not going to
      convert the whole system to Debian, it will install a clean base system keeping some configurations, but will not map all previous installed programs to the Debian counterparts" should have been a clue that just running this script will almost certainly take down any services the existing system is providing.

    2. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1, Funny
      Frankly, I hope you get fired for this.
      • Upon reading this slashdot article, you took it upon yourself to arbitrarily update a production server, evidently *without* testing on a spare box, and apparently without permission.
      • You decided to do this at the beginning of the day, instead of waiting until night (or even better, the weekend).
      • You don't seem to have a spare server to swap with the hosed one (what would you have done if the server had crashed naturally?).
      • Finally, instead of taking repsonsibility for your screw-up, you're hopeing to squeak by for the rest of the say, then head out of town.

      You're exactly the type of person that gives sysadmins a bad name, & I hope you reap what you sow.

    3. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Clearly the concept of "humor" is lost on some people...

    4. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by AndIWonderIfIWonder · · Score: 1

      Or of course there is option B, the poster made that up, he didn't do that and therefore won't be fired. Maybe I should trust people more, but then maybe not.

    5. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      He has to be joking.

      No one can possibly be that stupid. If they were, they would not know how to administer them anyway.

      Oh, wait the MCSE program. Uh, nevermind.

    6. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by the_womble · · Score: 1
      No one can possibly be that stupid.

      That statement is never, ever, true

      We had a client who objected to the name of the tablespace used by an Oracle application (he happened to see it while one of my colleagues was installing, and, no, it was not offensive or anything, and, of course, there was no way an end suer would ever see it)

      I have had to teach the head of an IT department how to use Excel

      My former employer's network restricted access to servers by what mahcine they were acessed from rather than login, so when I needed to copy stuff to a server I did not have access to (as I often did to distribute it) I just walked over to a colleagues machine that did have access.

      I could go on, and there are even better examples outside of IT but I though these were most likely to be appreciated on /.

    7. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      Oh well, let's just hope that I can make it through the day without anyone noticing. Then I'll be basking on the beach in So.Cal for a week. :)

      With the tech economy the way it is, you'll be basking on the beach in So.Cal for much longer if they do notice ... if you live in So.Cal, that is. :-)

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    8. Re:WARNING: Don't apply on production systems! by ndogg · · Score: 1

      COOL! A JOB OPENING!!!!!

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  54. Re:Pfft by bierik · · Score: 1

    I've been running it on server (in the wild) for more than 2 years now with nary a problem

    ... so the kernel they're running on hasn't gotten all the important security fixes it should have. I love long uptimes as well but since you can't switch the kernel without rebooting (or can you (except for modules)?) it might turn into a security risk, depending on how accessible the computer is (happened to debian homepage not too long ago).

  55. Narc! by tunabomber · · Score: 1

    ...despite my best efforts, patience, reading of effing manuals and trying different versions.

    If you're using EFF as a curse word, you must have been sent by the *AA!!

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  56. Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here's a test case for you Debian clinicians :)

    My plan right now is to install Mandrake 10.0 which will be released in the next couple of days, and then wait until Debian has decent hardware autodetection during install to switch. See, I just HATE the download-old-Nvidia-drivers-on-w3m-and-somehow-pat ch-your-system step I always have to do right now, and configuring the sound system can be a mess too. Mandrake ( like Knoppix and many other distros ) autodetects my hardware and installs the drivers I need without a scratch. THIS AND THIS ALONE is why, according to me, Debian is not ready for the desktop : decent overall hardware autodetection.

    What I'd like to know is, would the debtakeover tool enable me to completely convert a Mandrake box into a Debian box while keeping my hardware settings intact ? If so, that'd be fantastic, even though this ought to be a buggy ride because the tool is still beta...

    P.S. I'm somewhat of a Debian newbie and I know so, you don't have to confirm...

    1. Re:Good idea here ? by irix · · Score: 1

      Why don't you try installing a Debian-based distro with a decent installer? Like, say Libranet. The installer and XAdminmenu will get you up and running with a nice Debian desktop system.

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    2. Re:Good idea here ? by stinkyelf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I can't answer the question that you asked, only have production redhat box, other computers I setup running debian using method I've outlined below, all hardware works perfectly.

      what I can recommend for you to get debian up and running is to install from knoppix (knoppix is based on debian).

      Boot from the cd, open root shell then run knx-install (there is also another similar installation script though it didn't work perfectly like knx-install).
      after running the installation, reboot without the cd, and you should be booted into your hd install of knoppix

      open a root shell and apt-get update, apt-get dist-upgrade and customize to your hearts content.

      incase you prefer a gui, do apt-get install synaptic then run synaptic, prefer gnome? apt-get install gnome-desktop-environment

      want to install the nvidia drivers? have a look at http://kano.mipooh.net/ I never worked out how to install the drivers previously, though the script there worked perfectly first go.

    3. Re:Good idea here ? by iso · · Score: 1

      Why not use KNOPPIX then? It's great at hardware detection, and if you install it on the HD it's basically a Debian "unstable" system, but with all your hardware configured for you!

    4. Re:Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I've tried Libranet and at first I really loved it. But then I've tried to apt-get dist-upgrade and realized the packages I was getting were very old. So I've tried to edit sources.list to get them straight from the most recent version of Debian at that time, but somehow all this mangling messed up the system so badly I've had to format. Maybe I don't understand some basic distro upgrade principle yet...

      I know Libranet freely releases a couple of months after their commercial release ; if there is a way to keep my packages current in the long term without having to buy Libranet releases all the time it'd be quite allright for me. Eh, Libranet is Canadian too so that's fine by me :) Maybe I should look at Knoppix too, but maybe it has the same upgrade problems once it's installed... Anyways, thanks for your tip :)

    5. Re:Good idea here ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK here's what I did on my brand-new desktop. The default 2.4 kernel in Debian woody didn't detect anything, not even my onboard Gigabit ethernet card. So I popped in a Realtek card, installed Debian, brought up networking, then I 'apt-get install rpm' and downloaded the latest SuSE 9.0 kernel from FTP. Then I did 'rpm --force --no-deps kernel-whatever.rpm' which just installs the kernel image in /boot, the modules in /lib/modules and a few other files. Edit lilo, reboot, now I have a SuSE kernel with modern hardware support. I start modprobeing stuff and shit works. I call it 'SuSEian'. Sorry for crappiness but I'm tired.

    6. Re:Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

      I've heard rumours about Knoppix install being shaky but the way you wrote it, that seems quite easy... I didn't check too much into this until now because I thought KDE was the only choice ( I've hence considered using Gnoppix instead ) but obviously it ain't a problem at all with your technique. The Nvidia drivers script is really great news for me too... Eh, maybe I should have looked into all this more seriously after all :P Anyway, thanks a lot mate and welcome to my Friends list, you've made my day :)

    7. Re:Good idea here ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've basically answered to this in the answer above yours, seems like a great feasable idea. Thanks for your time.
      - Franko

    8. Re:Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

      That's interesting stuff... If you check the other answers above, a Knoppix HD install with a little tweaking would be a good idea too. Thanks for the tip, it might be quite useful if the Knoppix alternative fails for whatever reason.

    9. Re:Good idea here ? by minderaser · · Score: 1, Informative
      I'd give Morphix a look. While I personally have never gone ahead and installed it, I do know that the hardware detection for the live cd is good. And supposedly it's a snap to install once you have the live cd up and running.


      From their FAQ:


      Can I use Morphix as a easy Debian Installation CD?
      Yes, its one of the quickiest way of getting a Debian Linux systems installed.

      There is an icon on the desktop for every GUI-based mainmodule. Try it, and follow the questions!

      For screenshots:
      check the Gallery, or
      ftp://dl.xs4all.nl/pub/mirror/drupal/Morphix/s cree nshots

      The installer is also available in the Morphix submenu. In LightGUI 0.3-6 the icons have been deactivated, but the submenu can be accessed via the submenu next to BabyTux, or mascotte :)
    10. Re:Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

      I've just read a little bit of Morphix's FAQ and the concept seems very interesting. I'll read more about this after work, but thanks a lot mate :)

      Thanks to everyone who answered me in fact. Now I have a lot of interesting alternatives to evaluate, but I'll definitely be getting what I wanted so that's great news. Here's a proof that sound discussion is possible on /. ;)

    11. Re:Good idea here ? by irix · · Score: 1

      You should by able to track any of Stable, Testing, Unstable or Libranet's sources. I run a mix of Libranet (2.8) sources and Unstable, and it works fine for me. A friend did a dist-upgrade to Unstable and that worked ok as well.

      Libranet has a pretty good community that should be able to give you a hand with your sources.list as well.

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    12. Re:Good idea here ? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Anyone who says linux isn't ready for the desktop is just trolling. I've been using linux on my desktop for 4 years now. It may require a little more configuration than windows, but all the functionality I need is there.

      To clarify, you say that the lack of automatic hardware detection makes debian not ready for the desktop. What does automatic hardware detection have to do with the desktop specifically. If debian isn't gonna detect my ethernet card or my ide controller, that's just as big an impediment to server use as desktop use. So is linux not ready for the server?

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    13. Re:Good idea here ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...autodetection during install to switch. See, I just HATE the download-old-Nvidia-drivers-on-w3m-and-somehow-pat ch-your-system step I always have to do right now...
      Don't blame debian for this. According to the letter of the GPL they are not allowed to distribute the nvidia binary module with the kernel. Just because some other distros do, doesn't mean that they are legally allowed to...
    14. Re:Good idea here ? by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

      I do realize that Debian tries really hard to comply with the GPL, and in fact I think that's a Good Thing(tm). But I also think there should be an easy way to access such vital drivers directly from Debian even though they would not manage these repositories themselves, be they sources or binaries. Another user has replied to my post with a script I may use to deal with my Nvidia situation, and that's the kind of add-ons I'd like ( in order to be able to USE my PC, you know ), but I understand the GPL implications concerned too. Waiting for some Free Hardware... ;)

    15. Re:Good idea here ? by stinkyelf · · Score: 1

      Glad I could help :) one thing I forgot was that after it is installed if you can't enter passwords, then make sure that the little flag down the bottom right is set to english...

    16. Re:Good idea here ? by CentrX · · Score: 1

      Make sure you comment out the Libranet lines and add the Debian lines properly (there are examples on the website somewhere), but the basic would be

      deb http://http.us.debian.org/debian woody main non-free contrib

      although if you want newer software, you should specify "testing" or "unstable", although there are caveats with each of these.

      Then do: apt-get install dpkg debconf apt-utils && apt-get dist-upgrade

      This is probably what you missed, either you didn't install those 3 packages before everything else, or you did "apt-get upgrade" instead of dist-upgrade.

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    17. Re:Good idea here ? by CentrX · · Score: 1

      There is: the nvidia-glx and nvidia-kernel-source packages each download the drivers (separately from the Debian package download) and the instructions to compile and install them are pretty accurate, complete, and step-by-step.

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    18. Re:Good idea here ? by CentrX · · Score: 1

      These are both in the non-free section, btw.

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    19. Re:Good idea here ? by CandyMan · · Score: 1

      Well, I for one installed from the 1003.11.19 Knoppix, apt-got dist-upgraded, and broke dial-up access that was working perfectly before the upgrade. Talking on #knoppix I was told this is because of the many non-standard packages.

      I also had trouble with Quake2 and the nVidia drivers, which required surgery in /usr/lib/tls in order to fix (thanks to the fine guys at #nvidia).

      I realize not everybody uses dial-up and plays a seven year old game, but Debian unstable does not have those problems.

      For Hard Disk installation, Mepis (Knoppix derivative especially designed for HD install) is a surer bet, and the result a purer Debian.

      The Kano in parent's nvidia driver URL (kano.mipooh.net) is also building a Knoppix without special packages, called Kanotix. I haven't tried it yet.

      Of course, YMMV. Greatly.

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  57. Note to Self by r0wan · · Score: 1

    If I am ever in the market for Professional Evil Overlords, remind me not to hire this guy.

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  58. I think he just said... by MyHair · · Score: 1

    I think he just said "RTFS"

  59. Upgrade those signature files... by gerardlt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once installed, it starts scanning the local network for new hosts. ;-)

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  60. Re:virus/worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it might just be do-able on windows, ... now that would be funny !

  61. They're everywhere! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "...but installs a base system or tarball and cleans traces from the previous distribution."

    ...a nightmare ride of alien invasion. They're Here ... They're Changed ... They're Conditionalized!

  62. Hit the moderator with the plank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remove the plank from your own eye before you offer to remove the mite from your brother's.

    I had an hellascious time trying to get debian to install straight. I'd like to see them successfully supplant my gentoo system!


    I don't think that statement IS offtopic. My point is that if they can't get their own installation process working properly how in the hell are they going to modify someone else's?
  63. RedHat conversion tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RedHat conversion tool 1.0 tries to convert RedHat users to Fedora users. It does not work.

    Waiting for v 2.0, which converts former RadHat users back to RedHat.

  64. Re: Also stupid. by Levvie · · Score: 1

    If debian wants to dominate the desktop, my guess would be that it will cost it's great server reputation, thus dominating .. nothing at all.
    I like debian because it is a light yet powerfull distribution. I don't have to take more than one cd with me if I want to install a fully working .*-server in a non-internet site, something that never worked in my redhat(>6.2) days.
    It would be better to just use a debian system and create a good working desktop system based on debian (like knoppix did) and release it as a distribution different from debian. Debian maintainers could do this by themself, create a parrallel distro, but obviously they are not at all interested in desktop debian.

  65. Re:Pfft by splint3r · · Score: 1

    Don't confuse the man with words.

    apt-get install -t testing

    That's all you need.

  66. Re:Pfft by bluesky74656 · · Score: 1

    ...no searching for dependencies...

    I installed debian on my laptop this weekend, and after the install, I couldn't even build menuconfig to upgrade the kernel.

    I've found that most of the packages have really funky names. They don't call glibc glibc, they call it libc6. And even that isn't enough, to do anything you need libc6-dev. Same with libcurses, that wasn't enough, I needed libcurses-dev, just to compile against ncurses. Finally I catch on to this naming system, and try to install g++-dev (btw, why doesn't this install with gcc, the Gnu Compiler Collection?) and it can't find the package. After a while of searching around, I find it's g++. Took me a good day to compile a new kernel, just because I couldn't find anything.

    Now, I can't get linux-wlan-ng to work with it, although I'm not going to hold that against debian because I am now running 2.6.1, however, when I had Gentoo on that same box it handled it without a glitch.

    The up-side, however, far outweighs the downside of using debian over gentoo on that box, because you just can't compile everything from source on a Pentium MMX, you'll be there for weeks.

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  67. How about a simple firewall instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The attitude of "turn services off and you don't need a firewall" is wrong.

    The problem with the server breakins amplifies this.

    Either debian is strictly for techs, or its not.

    If not, debian needs a simple firewall for all installation scenarios. Not including a firewall is malpractice. More than one firewall option is no excuse.

    Adding a firewall application after an install is no good either. And it is too late.

    A simple firewall front end needs to be included in every possible setup situation, from unstable to testing to stable, from plain vanilla, to knoppix, to damnsmalllinux.

    Not providing firewall protection from the start shows that the debian project suffers from tunnel vision. They fail to see a problem, and fail to fix it because of this.

    1. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How exactly is a box that has no ports listening for connections going to be attacked? Osmosis?

    2. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2, Informative
      A firewall only seems to make sense when your right hand doesn't know what your left hand is doing. In a multiple-computer setup this can often be the case, of course -- especially with computers running Windows where even if you do know what you're doing you're not necessarily empowered to fix it. But with a single machine, where you have complete control, what does a firewall accomplish? So that user programs can't set up high-port servers (e.g., something on 8080)? I just don't get it.

      Hell, on a Debian system you should be able to mostly accomplish the same thing with a virtual package that conflicts with all "unnecessary" servers.

    3. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Before you go ragging on it remember Debian is mearly the start point...I haven't heard of many people that run vanilla, un-modified Debian and only Debian. Rember that Debian is the base for lots of other stuff...Distros like Knoppix that take the Debian sources and custom-tailor it for a specific purpose. Now that the feature is available in Debian, these other people can use it TOO! That's the real beauty of the debian system...it's designed to be fairly constant so other people can expand upon it.

    4. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you saying that Exim doesn't listen on any port?

      Are you saying that a default install comes with no services running ala OpenBSD?

      Are you saying that someone new to Debian, or a non-tech can run Debian without a mail server running? I put this question to a couple of regular users of Debian (they run desktops, a web server, and several other servers), and who also happen to teach linux classes in various sub-specialties, and who couldn't tell me whether the setup would work if I de-installed the mail server and ran with no mail server to eliminate that listening port...

      There were over a half dozen other listening ports running in a minimal debian install I performed.

      Your response fails to address the question, and confirms the tunnel vision. There is a fundamental problem with a lack of a firewall. Your response reinforces the defensiveness of a lacking critical piece of the distribution.

      There are a myriad number of examples of installations of both windows and linux who were hacked in minutes of completing their installations once connected or while connected to the 'net, before patches could be downloaded.

      You also conveniently skipped the part about the debian server security problems. I am still seeing messages about when will such and such server be up again.

      Are you saying that there was no delay, none, in providing security patches during the security breach?

      If I'm running a server, and the only port I open up to the net is port 80, I can have other services running without being an absolute expert on them, while learning, and still be able to serve web pages through Apache, which I was doing successfully through another distro for several years.

      Why use debian then, why not go back to the distro I was using? That doesn't answer the original question. Why is debian missing a simple firewall? Tunnel vision. And your attitude displayed here today.

      Insightful? Your post shows a definite lack of insight. And tunnel vision. And too many mod points floating around with nothing to do.

      It is absurd that I can't enable something as simple as a zonealarm equivalent in Debian. And absurd that I have to go out and buy a router appliance with a firewall so I can simply block everything from the net, and open ports as I need them. I should be able to do this without buying the appliance.

      I've been running various linux distros with both a router appliance performing nat with an additional firewall, and with individual firewalls on non-debian distros. And I've never been hacked to the best of my knowledge, including never been hacked on several desktop boxes running linux without a firewall, thanks to the router appliance. These are on internal lans, not outward facing servers. For me to have to go out and purchase and use another router appliance to run a web server on one of my public ip addresses is absurd. All thanks to the tunnel vision of the debian developers for not providing a simple, default firewall for every install.

      Don't take my word for it. Go look at the subject pop up every few days for the last couple of years on debian-user, debian-firewall, debian-security...

    5. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by mlafranc · · Score: 1

      Just yoink exim from inetd.conf

      Then kill and init etc.

      You can even get rid of discard, do a apt-get install nmap to finish the job.

      Have fun.

    6. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a firewall! So it, like, burns the viruses that try to go through it, right? But I don't know about osmosis. How do you write an osmosis virus, anyhow? The guys on #l33t gave me mixed messages. Some said to run deltree, others some rm program, but I can't find either one for some reason? And the program they sent me doesn't seem to do anything when I run it.

      Anyone else have any ideas?

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    7. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by plugger · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about Exim, it's a red herring. The woody installer offers several alternatives when it comes to setting up a mailserver, including running one for local system messages only (I guess it just listens on the loopback interface) and not installing one at all.

    8. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Webmonger · · Score: 1

      It's convenient. That way, you install any service you want to use locally, and update the firewall if you want to allow external access to the service.

      I'm sure there's a way to configure bind so that it only listens for connections on the internal ethernet card, but the firewall covers everything, so I don't have to look up each app-specific way of controlling access.

    9. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Hatta · · Score: 1

      wtf, you can run a firewall on debian. I am at such a beast right now. There's no mail server installed on it either. And I'm just your average, non-coder, hobbiest. Now it would be nice if there were a debian packaged firewall. That there isn't is no big deal since you can install your own. I guess it's a little risky doing a net install then, but if you unplug before you boot your new system, install your firewall, and reconnect, I think you're pretty safe. In other words, it's really just a minor matter of convenience.

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    10. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by mystik · · Score: 1

      Are you running X?

      That's port 6000. (Unless you disabled it)

      Not sure about newer gnome apps but some used to open ports to recieve RPC messages and what not

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      Why aren't you encrypting your e-mail?
    11. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by argent · · Score: 1

      Why in the name of Ritchie would I be running X on an Internet-visible server? I might as well run naked through a "hot ward" with fresh piercings and bleeding athlete's foot.

    12. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you seem to have confused me with someone who's addressing a completely different problem.

      If Debian doesn't have a default configuration where there are in fact no servers running, then that's a problem. I don't know, I don't care, the root message of this thread implied that one might attack a default-closed box with no firewall in place. If the box isn't in fact default-closed, then that's the problem... not the lack of a firewall. If you're the same anonymous coward who thought tossing off a cheap shot without explaining himself was a nifty idea, then that's a problem too.

      But putting a firewall around an insecure box just puts you a finger fumble away from having an insecure box with no firewall.

      I've been putting up boxes on the Internet for years... heck, it's getting into decades (for sufficiently generous values of the plural)... without getting broken into and without using a port filter quote-firewall-unquote around any of these boxes. If you know what you're doing, you're unlikely to get compromised no matter which way you go.

      You don't need to use a router appliance to run a webserver on a debian box, or any other UNIX-based box where you can easily see and manage the servers running on it. Your webserver, well, you have to allow port 80 incoming, don't you? And, look, that's the only place you're running any servers! So, what's the firewall doing for you? It's protecting ports that aren't open anyway!

      There's NO difference between "block everything from the net and open ports as I need them" and "don't run any servers unless I need them". EITHER approach is 100% equivalent to the other, as shipped... they also both have different failure modes: you seem to prefer the "whoops, where's the firewall go" possibilitym whereas I prefer "hey, who the hell started up luserd".

      The problem you brought up isn't that Debian chose the wrong one, it's that debian isn't doing either of them.

    13. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Guess you havn't heard of remote kernel bugs.

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    14. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. A user using the box. (use a two way firewall)
      2. DOS
      3. Vulnerability in the TCP stack.
      4. Osmosis :)

    15. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by argent · · Score: 1

      Ah. I see. There's no possibility of course that adding additional layers that have to duplicate parts of the TCP stack and are also running in the kernel could by any chance *cause* a potential exploit.

      Remember, there's no magic to the firewall. It's just another kernel component. It depends on the (possibly buggy) kernel components it's protecting to do its work. You're always vulnerable to a phonograph-killing record, no matter how many layers of protection you put between the needle and the track.

      There are two approaches to security in conflict here. There is the one that says "make it so simple there are obviously no holes", the other one says "make it so complex there are no obvious holes". I tend towards the former, otherwise I'd probably be over in some other forum talking about the Microsoft bug-o-the-week. :)

    16. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by argent · · Score: 1

      If there's a user using the box while I'm installing it I've got bigger problems than firealls. The same applies to the possibility of a denial of service... I'm installing it, there's no services being provided to deny! If there's a vulnerability in the TCP stack you're betting that it's the bit behind the firewall component instead of the bit in front of the firewall component (or even the firewall component itself) that's vulnerable.

      We're back to Osmosis, I think.

    17. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Pfft. apt-get install iptables. The funny thing is I thought it was there by default, because I don't ever remember having to type that command.

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    18. Re:How about a simple firewall instead by CentrX · · Score: 1

      There is a Debian-packaged firewall: ptables is included and there are several front-ends to it also included in the distribution.

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  68. Re:virus/worm by gomoX · · Score: 1

    We jussst need anotherss kernel esssploit
    *looks at the debian swirl* my precioussss

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  69. I doubt that this was ever in the Brain's plan. by mobiux · · Score: 1, Redundant

    [pinky]What are we going to do tonight, Brain? [/pinky]

    [brain]Same thing we do everynight Pinky... try to take... er... Install Debian's new runtime conversion patch [\brain]

  70. White Hat Worm in the offing? by yo5oy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would finally be a good reason to make a beneficial worm. Think of all the problems that would arise from making everything Debian. The anarchy that ensues would somehow create jobs outside of INDIA and I could get off of unemployment doing IT work.

    Where do I sign up?

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  71. Not a [Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunOnce] by spiderbarker · · Score: 2, Funny

    As long as it doesn't try to automatically install and run every time a redhat 9 user accesses gnu.org or debian.org, I'm not worried.

  72. Sounds like 'instant BSD'. by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just like the instant BSD thing that was posted a couple of weeks ago.

    Nice to see it extended beyond BSD to other systems.

    Now all we need is a win32 virus to initiate 'upgrading' to your choice of *nix flavor.

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    1. Re:Sounds like 'instant BSD'. by zuralin · · Score: 1

      just what we need.. people thinking linux is a virus...

      winuser: hey whats this?
      linuser: oh, its linux
      winuser: oh.. i've heard about that virus..

  73. Re:Pfft by hypnotik · · Score: 1

    Try 'apt-cache search g++ dev'

    It tells you the names of all the packages relating to the keywords ('g++' and 'dev' in the above example).

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    (I was only an egg, but then I cracked)
  74. Bias update time. by Balinares · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Debian used to snub KDE, alright. Thing is, they no longer do. So cut them some slack, who cares what they used to do and say as long as they've changed and improved. Don't blame the current distro for how it used to be managed.

    In fact, if Debian keeps improving that way, it may very well become a strong contender for the desktop, which would be a Really Good Thing. While we may be a much of geeks here on /., I found that as you mature, you eventually reach a point where you're tired of fiddling with stuff all day long, and end up only using stuff that Just Works the way YOU want. In that regard, Debian+KDE is pretty much a killer combo.

    (NB: Nope, I don't currently use Deb on my desktops, but if it keeps its current trend I may well switch eventually.)

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    1. Re:Bias update time. by jbrocklin · · Score: 1
      So cut them some slack, who cares what..

      I'm surprised no one else mentioned this, but...

      Slackware! I seem to put slackware and debian on the same level as far as stability for some reason. No research or tests to back that up, though. I will say that I've had little luck getting Debian to a useable state on a box - though I should mention that I cannot connect the box to the interweb to pull packages...

    2. Re:Bias update time. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      "So cut them some slack, who cares what they used to do and say as long as they've changed and improved. Don't blame the current distro for how it used to be managed."

      Ever run win2k3? No? Because win9x sucked so hard? double standards are fun.

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      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    3. Re:Bias update time. by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      well can you honestly say microsoft has changed? They still do what they always did. Debian changed. Microsoft hasn't. Where this double standard?

      And win2k isn't as good as any distro of linux to most ppl here.

  75. Cool by heneon · · Score: 2, Funny
    I didn't know there was a site for someone like me who loves debian so much it gives me a hardon.

    Oh, wait.. the second link goes to hadrons.org... Forget what I just said.

  76. World domination? Fat chance ... by Tyndareos · · Score: 2, Funny

    with competition like this ...

    1. Re:World domination? Fat chance ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lesbian GNU/Linux used to be a custom one-off distro based on Debian and centered around porn. Now it just seems to consist of port-get, a port of apt for retrieving porn.

  77. Re:Woody based world domination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Frued will see you now.

  78. What does Bruce Perens suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  79. trashed PCs can still run Debian command line by bstil · · Score: 1

    most trashed PCs these days are still acceptable performers

    I literally picked up a discarded Compaq desktop from the local town dump. It had Win98 (with no password, BTW). I ran fdisk then Debian Woody disc 1 with /vanilla option. It works great!

    1. Re:trashed PCs can still run Debian command line by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

      I must agree with you.

      I bought a Celeron 400 + mobo + 64MB ram + ATI Rage Pro II + Realtek RTL8029 network card and 2GB HDD for my router box on Sunday for $75 AUD and it just works great.

      I have squid on there doing transparent caching, webmin + usermin to administer it + samba to do the fileserving (I found NFS too unstable on my linux boxes/boxen that I find using smbfs against it works great) and thttpd to do squids webalizer statistics.

      I can't imagine what good market there is for Linux on older hardware.

    2. Re:trashed PCs can still run Debian command line by bstil · · Score: 1

      That's my plan too for the salvaged Compaq with Debian vanilla. I haven't setup squid yet, but I'm looking forward to my own personal Anonymizer.

      Re: snooping around the trashed Win98 PC for personal information,
      "MIT researchers uncover mountains of private data on discarded computers"

  80. Re:Interesting, but not much to see - OT by Elgon · · Score: 1

    "A'nal nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha. "

    Someone's been watching John Boorman's "Excalibur" far too much! Still, it's a good tagline.

    Elgon

  81. why? by asv108 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The attitude of "turn services off and you don't need a firewall" is wrong.

    What is wrong with that? If I don't have any services listening, how are you going to connect to my machine to attack? Nope sorry, I don't use outlook express or IE on my gentoo box :)

    1. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Can I deinstall Exim and still have a functioning Apache server that I can log into and access the logs on the same box?

      Why couldn't several people that teach linux classes and use debian as their distro and run debian servers, why couldn't they answer me on whether I could deinstall Exim, have no mail servers, and still run the web server (how will you get logs? how will root get messages?)

      Why can't I run some services that I'm not too familiar with, and while getting used to them, not get hacked thanks to the firewall, instead of getting hacked by a mis-configuration? Or a lack of a security update while there are problems with the debian servers because of a security breach?

      Why do other users need to conform to your and the debian style of simply not running services, when I may have a reason to run a service, I just don't want that service accessible to the internet?

      Why does someone need to explain every conceivable install to find out what is so difficult about what other distributions already do?

      Why ask why?

      Reports of compromised boxes within minutes of connection to the 'net, prior to getting a chance to patch abound.

      Isn't that reason enough?

    2. Re:why? by Sevn · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone explain what RTFM means to this guy please.

      --
      For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
    3. Re:why? by argent · · Score: 1
      Can I deinstall Exim and still have a functioning Apache server that I can log into and access the logs on the same box?

      With a little elaboration applied to the following script, you're golden.
      cat > /usr/sbin/sendmail
      #!/bin/sh

      (
      echo "From someone `date`"
      echo "X-Command-Line: $*"
      cat
      echo ""
      ) >> /var/spool/mail/root
      ^D
      Remember, the first version of "mail" on UNIX was not a heck of a lot more complex than this. You don't need any TCP-capable mailer on an isolated server.
    4. Re:why? by argent · · Score: 1

      By the way, if you want to run a service and don't want it visible on the outside, bind it to 127.0.0.1 or a UNIX domain socket instead of 0.0.0.0 or an externally visible address.

  82. ...ports? what ports??? by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

    ...hmmmm...how exactly can one connect to a system that is not listening for connections? expecially if there are no services installed yet? A deaf man might as well listen to the sound of one hand clapping.

  83. Hosed? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, I see a lot of perfectly good PCs get tossed because the owner has hosed Windows with some sort of adware/spyware/Kazaa.

    Two words: "Clean Install". No problems.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Hosed? by pdbaby · · Score: 3, Funny
      I can see, sir, that you have no programming or customer relations experience; allow me to present to you the two basic concepts in the field:

      • Users
      • Idiots


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    2. Re:Hosed? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      I can see, sir, that you have no programming or customer relations experience

      Not sure how you got to this point. I mean, let see... Machine gets hosed, spend a few days FUCKING with it, or an hour doing a clean install. Hmmmmm.

      Users

      Idiots

      As to customer service, if you think and treat all *your* customers like ideots, than I am glad that both I am not *your* customer, and you don't work with / for me. Good day.

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      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    3. Re:Hosed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously someone got up on the wrong side of bed today...

  84. BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: REAL AMERICAN HEROES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today, we salute you, Mister Production-Random-Shell-Script-Runner...

    (Mister Production-Random-Shell-Script-Runneeeerrrrrr...

    Your ineptitude with your daily systems administration tasks means that we have plenty of server downtime and lost data...

    (OohoOOoho data all gooonneee...)

    Don't take it personally, we all know that you'd be out on your ass in a minute, if you weren't the boss's son...

    (WOOohooOhhoHh kickbacks from the big maaannnn...)

    So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mister Production-Random-Shell-Script-Runner...*ksschtt!* because you've earned it.

    (Reeeeaall American heeerroooooessss...)

    1. Re:BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: REAL AMERICAN HEROES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. That was great.

  85. IPOD aside. by dendogg · · Score: 1

    Hey, just as an Aside. I bought a refurbished HP computer yesterday (Overnight delivery from HP) and when I turned it on, I found an empty folder on the harddrive called "Ipod", interesting no? -dennison

  86. Re:Stupid. Not from a business standpoint. by mgpeter · · Score: 1

    The installer is very sufficient, just because it does not install a cookie cutter installation does not mean it is bad.

    In fact, I believe Debian has a great installation / package management system in the fact that you can easily script a Debian Install (great for OEMs). To see what I mean, I created a Debian Sarge Install guide using very simple apt-get scripts, and I am in the process of creating scripts for different types of servers that I use/sell as my business.

    Check out my install guide at www.pcc-services.com/files/debian_install.pdf.

    As for the issue of stable being used for multiple years, I also like this fact. I make a living on supporting computer network systems, and I have used other Linux Distributions, and everytime I wish I hadn't because of their release schedules. Most Distros release 2 or 3 "Stable" Releases a year. I cannot keep up with them since things change with each release. If I try, not only do I waste countless hours figuring out what has changed with each release, but I cannot possibly reliably support every version of the Distribution when the release schedule is like it is. Also, I have tried to stick with only a certain version of Distributions, but the way people are, they think that if there is a new version out that their servers need to be on the current version.

    So, what I decided to do as a computer consulting business is to standardize on one Distribution, which will be Debian Sarge (when released) until the next stable version of Debian is released. Since my main source of income is in fact Servers, this should suit my business well.

  87. Re:Does this bother you ? by skillet-thief · · Score: 1
    3) some other reason im missing..

    I think it might be kind of a joke.

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    Congratulations! Now we are the Evil Empire

  88. They are Jover and the Brain by Swai · · Score: 1

    Gee Murdock what are we going to do tomorrow night?

    Same thing we do every night Jover, release a new Debian build to take over the world!!!.

    They are kinky they are pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain!!!!

  89. Re:Does this bother you ? by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

    Linux is "good" because it is open.

    We wouldn't have a problem with MS if it wasn't a convicted monopoly, or more specifically didn't do all the things it did to bring about that judgement. We get really antsy because it is a closed, expensive system, whose primary goal is vendor lock-in. Linux is about open standards, not technological serfdom.

    If MS released a "Linux Upgrade Kit", it wouldn't be free, and people would laugh.

  90. Re:Does this bother you ? by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    Dude. Chill. Where in the article, or the links did it say it was "OK"? It just stated a fact. Where was Microsoft mentioned in any way/shape/form/fashion? This is not comparable to MS releasing a "Linux upgrade kit", although they could, since linux's code is open-source, and their's is closed. This would be sort of like patching Windows 95 to Windows 98. No one is holding a gun to anyone's head to run this script. It is completely voluntary. If someone wants to run Debian, but already has a Red Hat box running (like me), would you prefer they were screwed, with no option save reinstall? The whole point of the "world domination" thing is completely not selfish, it is about everyone having software that does what they want it to, that is secure, and is stable. What does Linux have to gain? It is not like he is a glory hound or greedy. People just so happen to give him shares of their IPO, and jobs. Also, give Linus' biography a read sometime.

    1) Please RTFA and don't jump to conclusions next time.
    2) This IS a good thing, for those who want/need it. The name is tongue-in-cheek anyway.
    3) Anyone can release anything they want, whether or not it gets run/bought is a different story. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to drive my Lincoln Blackwood to the store for some New Coke.

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  91. Re:Does this bother you ? by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    Linux+deb aren't inherently good, nor is MS inherently bad. The problem is that MS considers "upgrades" (I use the term loosely) and fixes (again, loosely) as profit centers, to be forced upon customers whenever the revenue stream slows down. Linux (and Open Source/Free Software in general) gets fixed simply because it's the right thing to do. Software isn't perfect, but Linux distributors usually have the integrity to let their users know when some problem is discovered, and where to find the fix/patch.

    On a related point, Free/Open Source is, just as the name suggests, free and open to the public, warts and all. Where Microsoft says, "trust us, and here's a bill for $150 plus tax," Free/Open Source says, "here's the code, how did we do?"

  92. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In most distributions (unlike the source based gentoo), you need to install extra packages that provide the library headers to compile against them.

    Most of them are in the form

    XXXX-dev

    Using another distribution outside the one(s) you are familiar with takes a bit of getting used to.

    I, for one, find Gentoo slightly irrating to have to wait for the big packages to compile, sometimes taking hours (and thus, I don't really have the incentive to upgrade my system, whereas for debian a full upgrade would take at most an hour to a few moments depending on the configuration)

  93. Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't debootstrap already do this?

  94. No, nor should it bother you by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lot of people say they hate Microsoft because they say its on a mission of world domination.

    Linus has been talking about world domination for 10 years.

    [...]

    So when its microsoft, people get antsy, but when its linux or debian, world domination is ok ?

    Is that because
    1) linux+debian are "inherently" good, and microsoft is inherently bad?
    2) people are hypocritical and don't think more than about 8 inches infront of them
    3) some other reason im missing..


    1 and 3 are the correct answers.

    3: Humor is a difficult concept I know, but try to follow along. Linus has been talking about "world domination" as a joke, not as a serious agenda. Any reading of his comments, in context, should make this abundantly clear (as should the historical context in which those of us using Linux in the early days circa 1993 never expected it to have the success it has had today).

    which leads us to

    1: Microsoft really is about world domination, and has a tremendously long track record of anti-competative behavior as a convicted monopolist to drive that point home. Microsoft really is about denying people choice, and has every intention of eradicating any viable alternative to their monopoly. Linux (even an arrogant distribution like Debian) has always been about choice, and Debian's occasional arrogance aside, this script's description as a "world domination utility" is almost certainly tongue in cheeck (c.f. "humor") and not meant seriously. In other words, yes, Microsoft (as defined by their own behavior) is Evil, and Linux (as defined by the behavior of its community) is generally Good.

    And I say that as one who uses Gentoo and will never go back to Debian (ie. one who should "feel offended" if in fact I took this seriously, which I do not). It is a clever tool with a funny name based on an old, old joke, made all the funnier for having become a possibility (GNU/Linux really could "dominate" the world ... in the sense of becoming really populiar ... who would have thunk? Of course, GNU/Linux will never truly dominate anything, as dominion implies restriction of the freedom and choice of others, which is something a free, GPLed operating system can never do, by design.)

    If MS released the "Linux Upgrade Kit" that put whatever SKU of windows you wanted on the box, people would be furious.

    They have (or haven't you been following their press releases), and while people are annoyed, no one seems to be particularly "furious." The reaction is more one of "rolling our eyes." A migration kit from Linux to Windows will get about as much use as a football bat...but it is fun to watch the behomeoth flounder and flail around.

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  95. Re: warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have an MCSE? Have you ever taken one of the exams?

  96. Go kiddy go! by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    i can't wait 'till script kiddies get their hands on this one!

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    Privacy is terrorism.
  97. Distrowars instead of flamewars by axxackall · · Score: 1
    From now on please stop flaming about OS/distros. Do you like your favorite distro? Fine - write your own worm that will spread your distros across the world.

    Imagine if Microsoft will play this game. Or is it preparing for it already?..

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    Less is more !
  98. Windows RPC worm? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

    How long before some virus writer uses this proof-of-concept code as the payload for a windows rpc worm I wonder?

  99. Re:Does this bother you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have in my spindly little fingers right now a compact disc that if inserted into a computers cdrom drive will partition and format the first hard drive and install a fully updated version of Windows XP with many bells and whistles.

    The point? Microsoft already HAS written such a tool. It's in their installer. It's really fucking handy.

  100. Re: warning by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Yes I have.

    I work for 6/hr at a bookstore while I go to school.

    The most useless pieace of paper money can buy. I have also been using Linux/FreeBSD since 98, yet makes no difference compared to a college degree. Of course the economy sucks too, but If I could start over, I would of never taken those courses.

    I learned more from reading slashdot and my unix books, then any mcse course could ever offer. Memorizing mouse clicks does not mean one is an administrator.

  101. Your link doesn't work by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    My browser was blank. But I was able to retrieve it using curl -O http://www.pcc-services.com/files/debian_install.p df

  102. Re:Fucking commie terrorists by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    I AM a commie terrorist, you insensitive clod!

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    Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  103. Free editions of RedHat Enterprise Linux by mackman · · Score: 3, Informative

    If we're going to be starting another distro war, I think everyone should take a look at these three projects which aim to release a free edition of RedHat Enterprise Linux. Once you've got one of these running, even if these distro go under, you can still get SRPMS security updates from RH and build them yourself through 2008.

    Tao Linux
    White Box Linux
    cAos

    1. Re:Free editions of RedHat Enterprise Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is having a distro war, Only debian zealots, look at a Redhat thread and all you see 200 times is "redhat sucks! www.debian.org!" or (www.suse.com or www.gentoo.org) but look at this thread. Nobody is plugging redhat cause we are happy and dont care if you are or not. Leave us the hell alone, we like redhat and don't care about your FUD.

  104. Pink and Brain by byteunix-br · · Score: 1

    What we will go to make brain tomorrow? What we make pink every day, to try to dominate the world.

  105. We need a similar tool -- for Debian systems. by jsac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What Debian really needs is a program which can back up a Debian system by noting which packages are installed and then just saving /home, /usr/local, /etc, /var, /opt and so on. It would make backups a lot more sane and sensible.

    --
    "The urge to fly from modern systems, instead of moving through them to even greater, fairer things is, I think, an indi
    1. Re:We need a similar tool -- for Debian systems. by mrroach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean like "dpkg --get-selections" and "tar"?

      -Mark

    2. Re:We need a similar tool -- for Debian systems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or /var/backups/dpkg.status

    3. Re:We need a similar tool -- for Debian systems. by Dielectric · · Score: 1

      Yes, that really makes sense when you think about it. I'll expect to see your project on Sourceforge.

      Get to work.

    4. Re:We need a similar tool -- for Debian systems. by mwa · · Score: 1
      I agree (in fact _all_ systems need this -- why bother backing up installed binaries that never change), and I'm working on it. Lesseee, avg. spare time/week = ~ 15 minutes. Hmm... might be a while.

      Seriously, I've got a script that can do dpkg-repack on installed packages, and tar.[gz|bz2]'s all listed config files to pkgname.config.tar.bz2 It's not that hard really. The first kink is that admins have this nasty tendency to add config files, like drop stuff in /etc/postfix and reference them in main.cf or use Apache includes, etc. I think it fairly reasonable to assume if /etc/[pkgname]/something is listed in conffiles then all /etc/[pkgname] gets backed up.

      The second kink is the same as the first for stuff in /var.

      All that's left is your data. If you don't know where it's at, I can't help you ;)

      The only way I see to "finish" it is to have a configuration policy guide that the admin must follow in order for it to work. Shoot, it may already be in the Debian Policy Manual, but if I took time to read that I'd never get to code (or read /.).

      So if anyone has any comments or suggestions I'll take 'em under GPL conditions. If anybody who has time wants what I got so far (like ~200 lines of bash) mail me a /@.net/.net, subject: dpkg-mgr, in the only way you can map that to a valid email.

  106. Re: Also stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that what Bruce Perens has in mind with UserLinux?

  107. Re:MOD parent up...this is a riot... by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, you truly are an asshole.

  108. The Simpsons did it first by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

    Your opinions are wrong and ugly, like your emotions!

  109. Jackass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Someone set us up the Debian!"

    It's "SOME*BODY* SET *UP US* THE DEBIAN", dumbass.

  110. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah we are all in mourning about that

  111. Nice- A simple script for Debian compatability by Burz · · Score: 1

    What this does is give peace of mind to developers who want to write for the Debian environment. Users/admins can easily run a script to make their systems compatible.

  112. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That's the cool thing about Debian stable. It _has_ gotten all the security updates. Debian backports every single one. If a security fix can't be backported, then they will bite the bullet and move the most tested secure version into the stable distribution. Security first, then stability, then everything else.

    There have been new kernel packages recently to correct the exploits, such as the local exploit used in the Debian incident. This affected all kernels, of course, and had nothing to do with Debian per se. When you upgrade the kernel, of course you have to reboot. Stability isn't just (or necessarily at all) about getting long uptimes. It's also about controlling downtime. Almost all applications can handle being down for 90 seconds at 3:42 AM on a Sunday morning.

    Another benefit of this patching method is that you aren't forced to upgrade programs _just_ because old ones have security problems that you, personally, can't afford to backport. If your application relies on MySQL or some other fairly complex program, you really don't want to be upgrading that at all without testing, if you can help it. If it wasn't for Debian, you'd get all the latest features (and all the latest bugs) along with the security update. Debian takes care of that for you and you can keep using the old, known-stable version.

  113. I know this is off topic but... by MsGeek · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah, they seem to be interested only in the fetus while it's still in the womb. When you're born, you are out of luck, Jack.

    If you get right down to it, the anti-choice are less about "saving the children" and more about controlling the lives and choices of women. A barefoot-and-pregnant woman having babies every 9 months is also likely to be tied down to home and hearth, with none of the "uppity" ambitions that give these (mostly) men fits. She's also likely to die young, too.

    A century ago, women like Margaret Sanger took up the cause of birth control because of the plight of the wife-as-baby-factory. Yes, she also had weird ideas about eugenics, but aside from those (which were common in her era) her arguments about the necessity of birth control are still valid.

    In societies where safe and effective birth control is available and women are able to plan their families, women and children lead better lives. All religions except the Catholic Church and a small subset of Orthodox Judaism accept birth control now.

    The thing that the anti-choice need to support is artificial womb research. If they want to end abortions, they should support research into making them obsolete. Instead of "killing" a fetus, you simply transfer it out of the womb and into the artificial womb until it comes to term. Then when the child is born, you find willing families to adopt.

    Oh, silly me. Lots of kids are waiting for adoptive homes...where are the anti-choicers when the time comes to adopt? They're not there? What happened to "adoption, not abortion?" It went the same place as caring for the "poor unborn children" when they get born.

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    1. Re:I know this is off topic but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      with none of the "uppity" ambitions that give these (mostly) men fits

      Slow down there, Steinem. There's plenty of crazy women in the anti-abortion movement, too.

      It's not about controlling women in the way you suggest. It's about controlling EVERYBODY. Just happens that the abortion issue has much more impact on women. But these same freaks are out there trying to get everybody - men, women, and children - to subscribe to their agenda (not just abortion - prayer in school, etc). And if they won't do it voluntarily, well, forcing them is okay, too. After all, it's for JEEESUS!

    2. Re:I know this is off topic but... by flikx · · Score: 1

      You transcend previously undiscovered levels of ignorance and stupidity, which qualifies you as a first-rate ignoramus.

      --
      One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
  114. Re:Does this bother you ? by spitzak · · Score: 1

    Installing or upgrading Windows will always hose your boot sector so that you lose Linux. Recent versions will try really hard to repartition your drive or reformat the unknown sectors, though I have been told you can stop this by hitting No enough times. So Microsoft has already released their version of this.

  115. Re:Debian Installer (Yada yada yada) by IWK · · Score: 1


    Check out: http://linuxmafia.com/faq/Debian/installer

    '....."The Debian installer sucks!" People saying this are astonished to hear me reply "Which one?"....'

    --
    Once in a while, I even pass the Turing-Test
  116. Re:Pfft by bierik · · Score: 1

    You're completely right. I'm a sysdamin in a university controlling about 40 machines, all of them running debian stable. Administating them is really a breeze. Security updates are out really fast and quickly applied. The point I was making was that simply downloading a security patch for a kernel, applying it and rebuilding a kernel (which is very comfortable with kernel-package) isn't enough: you actually need to install the kernel and reboot the machine in order to secure your machines against exploits that the particular patch fixes.

    Continuous and long uptimes (without 90 second pauses) can easily be accomplished with debian. It's other things that prevent long uptimes (like hardware failures or security concerns).

  117. Hard to believe someone with UID 623 got duped. by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, one of the mods marked it "Funny" - understanding that the joke is on us for ever believing him.

    1. Re:Hard to believe someone with UID 623 got duped. by belloc · · Score: 1

      Hard to believe someone with UID 623 got duped.

      Right, because we all know that IQ is inversely proportional to UID.

      Belloc

      --
      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
  118. That's great to install Debian by ycochard · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is now easy to install a Debian :
    1. install Mandrake
    2. run this script

    Et voila !

    1. Re:That's great to install Debian by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      The script should run faster if you install MEPIS in place of Mandrake.

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  119. Give it up. Gentoo owns. You will succumb! by seems+so+green · · Score: 0

    That's right! Eat some http://www.gentoo.org weenies!

  120. Troll spanking time. by Balinares · · Score: 2, Informative

    > Ever run win2k3? No? Because win9x sucked so hard? double standards are fun.

    Exactly what in my post makes you assume I've never run the later Windows, and that I don't judge it based on the exact same standards I apply to Debian and whatever other distro I happen to be running right now?

    As it happens, as far as closeness to the ideal "it should Just Work, the way *I* want it to" goes, even the latest Windows are behind on both counts -- partly because its idiosyncrasies are often hard to solve, when they're end-user solvable at all, while that of my current chosen Linux distro are not for whomever knows what they're doing, which I like to believe I do. Thus making that distro much closer to the "Just Works" ideal for me than Windows.

    Some of us DO check out competing offers and then decide purely on which is the best tool, which doesn't have to be the one your biases (or paycheck) drags you to. Cope.

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    -- B.
    This sig does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.
  121. One Distro to Rule Them All by alphonso_bedoya · · Score: 0

    His first name's spelled Gollum ... not Guillem.

    He calls the script my_precious on the Debian list.

  122. Re:I guess you could say that OSX is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debian. I've used apt-get and other tools that use Debian pkgs. Check out Fink.

  123. Bookstore, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I could start over, I would of never taken those courses.

    Would *OF* never taken? Can you even remotely attempt an explanation of how that phrase makes any sort of logical sense?

  124. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah. I guess was reading him to say that he didn't have to do anything complicated or un-Debian in two years, not that he had two years of uptime. Two years of uptimes would definitely = vulnerable server.

  125. Stable is for Servers, Testing for workstations by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and Unstable for those of us who live on the bleeding edge. Seriously, living on the edge is not fun. When the maintainers decide to change the wireless LAN software so that my 802.11 card is no longer eth1 but now wlan0, I need to be able to reconfigure quickly so that my laptop isn't unusable for an extended period.

    That's why it's called unstable, because it really is. Things change, sometimes substantially.

    Every objection you have is valid, with the caviat that Debian is not difficult for someone who has done it more than once. Installing Debian doesn't take me multiple hours or days, it takes little for the base install and the pre-designed task-based "standard" packages. Just because I choose to select packages through dselect one at a time doesn't mean you have to.

    Knoppix is indeed astounding, and the hardware detection system Knopper uses is being fed back into the main distribution. When I installed on the laptop I'm using right now, a Vaio PCG-GRT170, I used Knoppix as the install medium.

    I would not recomend this method unless Knoppix does everything you want it to do already, or you like installing software by hand. The dependencies and unique packages built into Knoppix make bringing it into the mainstream Debian update system a serious effort.

    If you want to install Debian, get the minimalist 30MB CD image. This puts a small base system in place to be built into whatever you want it to be.

    Bob-

    --
    The Ludwig von Mises Institute. The reasoning individuals economics
  126. Nothing really new.. by fforw · · Score: 2, Informative
    There's already a way to do what this tool is supposed to do without much hassle:

    Chapter 3.7 of the Debian Install HOWTO describes a cross install method for debian which works quite well.

    I used it when I needed to install debian on a computer with new adaptec scsi controller which was only supported in 2.4.22+ :
    • boot Knoppix
    • Follow Cross Install Instructions
    • Ready.
    Ok, it's not One-click-cross-install (tm).
    But if you need such a tool, why are you installing debian? You'd better use Fedora, Mandrake or Suse in this case.
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    while (!asleep()) sheep++
  127. In comparison with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In comparison with Slackware 9.1 (which i use on my desktop), debian 3(r2) which i just tryed on my input device less network gateway, looks really simpler in his statup and configurations scripts.
    I had to uninstall debian (lack of patience i know i know). But i really dont like the /etc part of debian vs slackware.
    What do people who use both think about it?

  128. Hahahaha ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, you naked and a pertification ray, you little hot bitch !

  129. ld-linux.so by jpmorgan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    -x is somewhat irrelevent if you can read the file.

    Try this sometime:

    $ /lib/ld-linux.so.2 <i>/path/to/program</i>
  130. wait until MY tool comes out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and no not THAT tool either.
    little package manager we're working on is lightweight and universal, so hey, you can slowly transform your system into a new one (or quickly do it) easily. since it'll use a universal way of doing things.

  131. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Testing uses a different libc than stable, so there is a limit to how much you can mix these two. Of course apt-source is always there.

  132. Re: Also stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have to take more than one cd with me if I want to install a fully working .*-server in a non-internet site, something that never worked in my redhat(>6.2) days.

    Yes, I hate the bulky 3 CD stack as well. I sometimes need my 2 friends to help my carry my distro. 3 CDs are extremely heavy. My arms are like noodles. Fettucine.

  133. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The only problem with testing is that they do not provide security updates. Please allow me to reiterate the three evils of Debian:

    Stable: Old software (gnome 1.3 etc)

    Testing: No security updates

    Unstable: Less stability

  134. apt-get zealots by newshooze · · Score: 0

    It's easy to maintain and has everything I need no more than an apt-get away.

    Ha ha don't make me laugh. All you apt zealots make it sound like it's nothing to add software.
    xxx@xxx~# apt-get install newpackage
    xxx@xxx~# newpackage needs packageXXX but packageXXX will not be installed. use -f to force
    xxx@xxx~# apt-get -f install newpackage
    xxx@xxx~# newpackage needs packageXXX but packageXXX will not be installed. use -f to force

    It's like the "How do you keep a Polock occupied" joke

    1. Re:apt-get zealots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you see this using nothing but stable, it's your own damn fault. I've personally only seen this when installing stuff from unstable, and even then there was always a workaround.

  135. And. . . by sik0fewl · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... GENTOO IS BETTER!

    At least I hope it is.. I've never used it before and I did an emerge system before I left for work today. With any luck I'll be using it by the end of the day (or night).

    --
    I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    1. Re:And. . . by Fryth · · Score: 1

      Gentoo and Debian have their merits. I like Gentoo's ability to build from source, but sometimes that is a disadvantage, such as on a slow computer (took KDE over a week to compile on my P233 with 64 megs :). Debian is *gasp* a little easier to use, and has more packages and is more supported by the linux community. But both are really good choices.

    2. Re:And. . . by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wasn't sure whether to install Debian or Gentoo, but then decided on Gentoo so I could maybe learn a little more about what-does-what on my system doing a stage1 install.

      I was actually running Mandrake 9.1 before this and tried to upgrade to Mandrake 9.2 and the installer kept messing up (stalling). I really liked Mandrake's easy install, which was the main reason I decided to upgrade. So after that I got a little fed up and decided to try something new. I've only ever used Redhat 6.2 and Mandrakes 9.0 & 9.1 and soon Gentoo.

      And I have an athlon xp 2400+ so compiling shouldn't take weeks :)

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    3. Re:And. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      2 days at most, less if you don't emerge too many large packages like OpenOffice.

      there are binary packages availeable for Gentoo, just so you know...

      good luck

    4. Re:And. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And debian can compile from source and optimize for your cpu with Apt-Build.

  136. Bruce Perens and KDE by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It is interesting to note that Mr. Perens helped solidify the organizational structure of Debian over the course of years. For that I am grateful.

    But there is something between him and KDE. After he left Debian, KDE was brought in and is now well supported and integrated within Debian. I very much like being able to run Qt and GTK applications seamlessly at the same time regardless of what the window manager is.

    As titular head of this UserLinux thing, he comes out and declares that the desktop will be GNOME and only GNOME.

    Yet, right there for everyone to see, is Debian with GNOME and KDE existing side by side without conflict.

    I'm sure Mr. Perens has a good reason for his preference. I cannot imagine what it is.

    Bob-

    --
    The Ludwig von Mises Institute. The reasoning individuals economics
    1. Re:Bruce Perens and KDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because he is gay. 'gay' and 'GNOME' both start with 'g', and that is proof.

  137. Monoculture anyone? by rc.loco · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an immensely clever tool.

    One I'll probably never use.

    Why would anyone want to run *only* Debian? RedHat/Fedora? Slackware? SuSE? Solaris? HP-UX? AIX?

    I don't really understand ideas like this. They make no sense from the standpoint of systems evolution and the bazaar mentality. I can see where such tools could be used if one was migrating a bunch of servers, but again: why would you ever want to run only a single distro/OS? Show me a tool that converts Debian -> Slackware, Solaris -> Debian, Gentoo -> Fedora, etc. and THEN you've really got my attention.

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    --rc
  138. Did you look around the box? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    I'm not implying that you're nosey, but from what I imagine, it must be easy to see where the previous owner surfed, & to be able to login to his favourite sites, since he probably selected a "remember me" feature. You'd probably have a lot of access to super private information. Like I said, I'm not implying that you're nosey. I just want to know how easy it is.

  139. Re:Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that there are backports to stable for just about everything you might want to run. What annoys me most is that once you go from stable to testing, you can not go back.

  140. The Slow Death of Debian GNU/Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debian is Slow, Worse, Expensive

    Open source may be good, but there is one example that sticks out like a sore thumb as a problem with open source. Debian gnu/Linux. It is offically the Worst Linux Distribution ever made.

    First of all, Debian has the most out of date software packages of any major mainstream distros. Even in the unstable version, is KDE 2.2 and Gnome 2.0, with Xfree86 4.1 (A version that really sucks). There are literally years that pass between each update of Debian.

    Secondly, its a pain in the goatse to set up, first of all, you are forced to use Kernel 2.2, which is horribly hacked with "backports" to get any use on any modern machine (Read, made after 1999). Good luck memorizing all the *.ko files in /lib/modules, as you are going to need it.

    Configuring XFree86 is hell! If you don't have a Thick X11 orilley book, and a list of your horizontal sync values from your monitor's intruction manual (if you even have one), BOOM! There goes your monitor.

    Even then, good luck getting anything over 640x480@16 colours.

    The most common response to help questions on the Debian mailing list is "n00b, READ THE FUCKING MANUAL, you idiot, go back to WINDOWS XP if you can't learn to use dselect", true too, search the archives if you think I'm lying. Other distros give you comprehensive PRINTED MANUALS, PHONE SUPPPORT and/or freindly forums where repling RTFM gets you banned!

    Debians support for any decent hardware, including USB mice, scanners, Sound cards, heck even Serial devices struggle. If you can even get 80x25 text mode with PS/2 input devices you are really lucky.

    Apt-get has many flaws. First of all it uses a non standard package format (the rest of the world uses RPM, deprecate the DEB format!), has broken respetories, and out of date software to install. All this combined with the kludgey dselect user interface make package management a nightmare.

    And if you think I'm joking about this, find out why THOUSANDS of Debian users are switching to REAL distributions Debian is falling to pieces, if it is to survive any market share it will be through its superior forks (Xandros, Lindows, K/G-noppix) and unoffical package respetories.

    Of course, while all this is going on, the only thing the Debian maintainers do is argue about politics on the mailing lists. The distribution decays while its creators argue over inane details like software licensing and the virtues of Marxism. Please! Spare me the political rhetoric and just give me a working distro!

    Don't get me wrong, I love Linux, and I'm happily using distros such as Mandrake, SuSE, Gentoo and Fedora. But I'm sick to death of zealots that push obsolete Distros on me EVERY FREAKING TIME linux is mentioned. I'm speaking from real world experiance here.

  141. Here goes my karma but... by forlornhope · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I am pro-life and it really irks me that you first of all call me anti-choice and second say Im about controling the lives and choices of women. So from here on out Im going to put things into perspective(I did this to my women's studies professor when she made the same mistake) and refer to your movement as ANTI-LIFE. Now Ill take on your other mistake. The anti-life movement tries to make abortion about women's rights. I believe its more about the three persons involved and thats why I am pro-life. The three people are obviously the Mother, the Father, and the Child. ALl there have rights and responsibilities in this and choices in this situation. First the child has the right to live. Some may say that the child is just a featus and there fore is not a person. Studies have proven that babies are concious and have thought processes while still in the womb and that conciousness makes that featus a human being and there for has a right to live. Next lets examine the Father and Mother together. As another poster has already pointed out they descided to have sex(Im not going to examine the issue of rape because I see that as a seperate issue and my beliefs there very slightly in that I believe the rapist should be castrated and be made to pay reparations to the victim and Im not sure where I stand on abortion there). I am not some virginial hermit who has never had sex. Everytime I have sex with a woman I make a concious choice that I am willing to have the child with her and support her monitarily, phyisically, and emotionally through out the pregnancy and examine our options together as to if we want to get married or give the baby up for adoption or share custody in some way. That is the problem with most people and abortion. Abortion is simply a way out of a mistake that distroies a human life. Its not about choice. Both persons have already made the choice by having sex. BTW, I took womans studies because I am a big supporter of women's rights all over the world and I cant stand weak women and it sickens me to see women who let themselves be dominated. Fact of the matter is I saying that all pro-life advocates are against womens rights is just as bad as saying that all pro-choice advocates are against life. It is two sets of people seeing the same very grey issue from two differing view points. I dont personally think abortion needs to be outlawed. I think that sex education and the way sex is looked at in the US needs a reevaluation. Oh, and just for shits and giggles, my women's studies professor and I had a debate on the subject and in the end that was the conclusion we both came to. And just to bring it back on topic, Debian rules because its about many people of differing view points comming together to work on something they all agree is a good thing and finding common grounds and working out disagreements to the betterment of all. That is what made the US great at one time, but now its in decline because everyone is greedy and wants the biggest share of the pie.

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    "We Don't Need No Truthless Heros!" - Project 86
    1. Re:Here goes my karma but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First: Learn the location of the Enter key. Paragraphs are your friend.

      Second: Grammar and spelling count when you're trying to make a serious comment on a serious subject, no matter what you might think (or how poorly, for that matter). Coherence is good, too - try to learn it. That, and brevity.

      Third: Profanity doesn't do anything to further your position.

      Fourth: You are absolutely correct, there are three people involved... if one of them isn't you, shut up and mind your own business. The reason why issues like abortion become blown out of proportion in general is that too many people on all sides of the issue don't know how to do that: They automatically assume that their beliefs and opinions about something that is none of their concern are somehow relevant. And, for the anti-abortion ('Pro-Life' - Hah!) faction out there, if you dare claim that your concern about the unborn child is somehow more important than that of the parents, I suggest you check your personal arrogance meter, as it's pegged.

      Fifth: What, exactly, does abortion have to do with the topic? Nothing. You'd have been better off posting just the Debian-related portion and keeping your opinion to yourself, because nobody cares, really.

      Slashdot would be a *much* nicer place if people could learn to stay on topic. It's a pity that being a nerd doesn't carry with it an obligation towards rational thought (Yeah, yeah, the irony of an AC posting that bit on an offtopic thread - how's that for a pre-emptive reply?).

    2. Re:Here goes my karma but... by forlornhope · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      First, I was in a computer lab and was posting that about 5 minutes before my next class so I wasnt really to much into presentation, that means paragraphs, grammar, spelling, and restraint from the use of profanity.

      Second, how about I come kill you or violate your rights in some other way and then when the government come to arrest me Ill just tell them to butt out because it is between you and me and they need to shut up and mind their own buisness.Sound crazy? Yup, but thats exactly what your saying. Governments were made to protect the weak and I cant think of many people much weaker than a child still in its mother's womb.

      And I am anti-abortion(HA! maybe you should read my post) and as a member of that group I am in it for the RIGHTS of the unborn child. I have no more arrogance than someone who sees a murder in progress and attempts to stop it. I see abortion as murder.

      And as for the parents, if you bothered to read my post then you would know my postion on them and how most people who get abortions(yes I know quite a few) see it as an easy way out of a mistake. Most rationalize it away as just a mistake and many of the girls who I know who have had abortions go into depression after the rationalization wears off and they realize that they murdered their own child.

      Third, as for this post being off topic, check out the parent. I saw something that I believed to be untrue and pure propaganda and I felt I had to respond. And I will admit that I responded out of personal arrogance and not wanting the parent to go unchallenged. The fact of the matter is that both comments were offtopic but someone else brought it up and like I said I felt I had to respond.

      And I do agree that slashdot would be a nicer place, but I didnt start it(childish sounding I know). So basically, get off your high horse and think about the crap your shoveling.

      --
      "We Don't Need No Truthless Heros!" - Project 86
  142. Yes, but... by Royster · · Score: 1

    ... will it install the GNU/Linux meme in the owner of the system?

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  143. google's cache of the script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://216.239.57.104/search?q=cache:5dpG0ytH5tUJ: www.hadrons.org/~guillem/debian/debtakeover/debtak eover+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

  144. smoking crack? by getnuked · · Score: 1

    You are out to lunch if you think a commercial distro like mandrake is anything like Debian. Gentoo resembles Debian by far more than any other distro out there.

  145. if this threathens other linux dists I'm glad by xutopia · · Score: 1

    it will force them to get their act together. This is what I like about linux. If someone makes a better dist all the other ones attempt to catch up and surpass. Scripts like these only multiply this effect! :)

  146. Anyone else thinking "Agent Smith"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read this, Agent Smith popped into my mind. Maybe that's where Debian got the idea.

  147. Re: It's funny because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is a historical reference. In olden times, when Windows was still a user-visible bolt-on to DOS, DOS was notorious for not getting along well with other operating systems on the disk.

    Honi soit qui mal y pense, but you typically had quite a few hassles in installation order and so on before getting multiple systems on a disk.

    Now with DOS 4.something, the installation refused in the partitioning stage when it detected OS/2 on a partition, and referred you to a help document.

    And that document contained the hilarious entry (from memory)

    How to erase an OS/2 partition and upgrade it to MSDOS 4.x

    That was a running joke for some time to come.

    Seems like it has been forgotten by now.

  148. Err... Win2k is not Win2k3 by carabela · · Score: 1

    But that wasn't your point now, was it?

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  149. Bill Gates was partially right? by ppanon · · Score: 1

    It's not the GPL, but Linux which is turning viral.

    I am Gigabyte, Destroyer of Systems!

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  150. Here's some "trolling" for ya... by FrankoBoy · · Score: 1

    I've never written that LINUX isn't ready for the desktop, I've written that DEBIAN wasn't. Xandros, Lindows, Mandrake, they're able to handle the desktop market big time, while Debian desperately needs an easy installer.

    The difference between servers and desktops ? Server installations target IT people, while desktop installations must be usable by Joe Sixpack. When I wrote that Debian isn't ready for the desktop, I meant it wasn't easy enough for the masses to use it, and I think it's mainly because of installations hassles ; your 4-year experience isn't a relevant argument, just like saying "Windows 98 is safe, it never crashed here" isn't either. Common people are very much more dependant on features like hardware autodetection than IT people, because hardware installation involves informations and techniques most people don't know about. I just can't believe you're comparing the Windows installation with Debian's... Many distros have great installers, but Debian has one of the worst from the easiness perspective ; I know there have been good reasons for this ( e.g. many architectures to support ) but I think it's time to set the installer as a priority for Debian. In fact, I think the Debian team recognizes this right now and are working toward this goal ; it ought to be done, since many Debian-based distros like Knoppix and Libranet now have way more appeal because they just install way easier.

  151. Wow! by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Keep this out of the hands of MS.. I am sure they will chase this "Technology" to the ends of the earth :) They best have all sorts of patents and copyrights to hold MS back :)

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  152. ActiveX Version by samj · · Score: 1

    Now we just need an ActiveX version so one can Debianise their Windows box from the comfort of Internet Explorer!

  153. gentoo by diablobsb · · Score: 1

    nah.... gentoo users could do that for years....
    we just

    emerge debian-stable :)
    this is a very lame joke :( 'im ashamed

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  154. Re: warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps reading Slashdot and your UNIX books have taught you something about Linux, but you'd better hope your college degree will improve your grammar and spelling a little.

  155. I've seen this before by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what agent smith did in Matrix Reloaded?

  156. Re:Pfft by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    GCC != Gnu Compiler Collection
    GCC == Gnu C Compiler.

    So if you wanting the Gnu C++ Compiler, Yes you would have to install g++.

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  157. Aaaannnd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debian sucks... I don't know a single person that uses Debian... from 12 friends I had using Linux, thanks to Mandrake, Red Hatand recently SuSE they just gave up and dropped Linux and starting using Windows XP which is rock solid and very stable. There are only 2 people left that still uses Linux, both uses Slackware now.

    But anything that can do Debian sucks. Debian will not go anywhere... too many stupid and fundamentalist people are inside damaging it every day.

    Forget Debian... and I think you need to start forgetting anything about Linux.

    Linux had its opportunity and wasted it. Face it.

  158. Next step... by qtp · · Score: 1

    apt-file is a utility for searching the available packages list to find what package provides a particular file.

    This could be used to determine what packages are needed to provide the executables in /[usr/]bin and /[usr/]sbin. Dependancies take care of themselves, but automating package specific configuration conversions would likely be a bit of work, but not impossible.

    Of course all of this does depend on being able to download the utility from his now /.ed server.

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  159. Excellent! by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now we can convert our bleeding-edge Gentoo distribution, into a Debian distribution with packages over two years old! Yay!

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  160. maybe not for long by qortra · · Score: 1

    Actually, there was a follow up post suggesting that the script could eventually be used to switch a Debian Unstable system to Stable (and perhaps also the inverse?). If this feature is implemented, expect that code segment to change...

  161. Damn right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In addition to this, the Gentoo distribution would have been compiled from source and heavily optimised for your system, whereas your typical Debian binary package is optimised for 386.

    386, you know, just in case the person couldn't afford a 486.

    Or maybe it's because the 486 wasn't out yet when some of Debian's packages were last updated.

  162. My plans for media domination begin wtih Debian by haaz · · Score: 1

    My new 1U that's currently shipping to me will be running it, anyway.

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  163. Debian Installers for problem hardware, etc. by rickmoen · · Score: 1
    PugMajere wrote:
    I'm normally fairly confident in my ability to get Debian running on various hardware, but on some new Dell PowerEdge 1750s, I couldn't get the RAID controller to be recognized, because I couldn't find a Debian installer with a new enough kernel image.

    Steve Mickeler's netinst image for Debian 3.0 "woody" would have done the trick for you. That and other specialised installers for Debian are detailed on my Debian installers page.

    Yes, Knoppix (or Gnoppix, MEPIS, etc.) is a quite decent solution, and a leading one for some hardware situations (e.g., some SATA chipsets). It has the minor disadvantage of not being 100% Debian-compatible, e.g., its use of a /etc/sysconfig tree for networking.

    Rick Moen
    rick@linuxmafia.com

  164. FUNNY??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who modded this funny? What? Step forward and prepare to be insulted.

  165. Not a likely attack prospect by rickmoen · · Score: 1
    An anonymous coward wrote:
    Can I deinstall Exim and still have a functioning Apache server that I can log into and access the logs on the same box?

    The literal answer to your question is "Yes, you can alternatively install any other package that supplies mail-transport-agent, and it will still work fine." But that doesn't address the substance of your objection, which is that any MTA will, if installed to provide that functionality, listen on port 25, and potentially be attackable.

    Well, strictly speaking, not even quite that: Packages nullmailer and ssmtp both also qualify (hands off all locally generated mail to a smarthost of your choosing) -- but that would entail delivery off-system.

    So, the substance of your complaint is that Debian's default Exim installation listens on all network interfaces, even if you set it up for local mail delivery only. That's a valid but very minor complaint (and I plan to suggest through the Debian BTS that /etc/exim/exim.conf say "local_interfaces = 127.0.0.1" in such cases). But even aside from exim's good security history, that's a pretty farfetched attack mode, since that daemon would be running with only the authority of user "mail". (Exim drops privilege.) It's pretty tough to do much with that.

    Now, if you'd said "It's too darned easy to end up with the RPC portmapper installed and running by default", I'd have considered that a stronger position. The remedy of course is to check running daemons soonest, and disable (and preferably remove) anything you aren't sure you need -- same as on any other *ix.

    Meanwhile (on your broader point), I consider the Debian attitude of "If you didn't want it exposed, don't turn it on" to be infinitely more cheering than that "Don't worry about being security-competent; the holy firewall will protect you" one prevalent elsewhere. And a filter set ("firewall") is as close as an "apt-get install" of easyfw, firehol, firestarter, firewall-easy, fwbuilder, gfcc, gnome-lokkit, guarddog, knetfilter, mason, etc.

    Rick Moen
    rick@linuxmafia.com

    1. Re:Not a likely attack prospect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A soldier from one of the crime families wrote:

      So, the substance of your complaint is that Debian's default Exim installation listens on all network interfaces, even if you set it up for local mail delivery only.


      Nice of you to simplify the argument to make your point. The substance of the complaint is not exim. The susbstance of the complaint is that it is inexcusable to ship any distro without a functional, easy to use firewall already working. A more complex firewall is just an apt-get install away, as you state.

      The possibility that this can cause problems or support calls/emails can easily be negated by a couple of configuration questions during setup.

      No one (not even me) is knocking the "if you don't want it exposed don't turn it on" attitude. I don't want my computer stolen, I keep the shades drawn. I don't want my bike stolen, I don't leave it out in the yard at night. But fences make good neighbors. And so does locking the doors and windows at night.

      Debian shouldn't ship without locks. Because programmers and techs are not the only ones using it.

      Perhaps the last sentence is the underlying irritant? That seems to be what it boils down to in all of these type arguments and posts.
  166. Re:Pfft by bluesky74656 · · Score: 1
    Quoting from gcc.gnu.org:

    GCC is the GNU Compiler Collection, which currently contains front ends for C, C++, Objective-C, Fortran, Java, and Ada, as well as libraries for these languages (libstdc++, libgcj,...). Further frontends are available.

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  167. Less than meets the eye by rickmoen · · Score: 1
    jbr439 wrote:
    Evolution is not even to be found in testing now, and for the longest while it was stuck at 1.0.8.

    Technically true, but...

    guido:~# apt-get -t unstable install evolution
    Reading Package Lists... Done
    Building Dependency Tree... Done
    The following extra packages will be installed:
    gtkhtml3.0 libgal2.0-5 libgal2.0-common libgnome-pilot2 libgssapi1-heimdal
    libgtkhtml3.0-2 libpisync0 libsoup2.0-0
    Suggested packages:
    gnome-pilot
    The following packages will be REMOVED:
    libgal2-0 libgal2-0-data
    The following NEW packages will be installed:
    evolution gtkhtml3.0 libgal2.0-5 libgal2.0-common libgnome-pilot2
    libgssapi1-heimdal libgtkhtml3.0-2 libpisync0 libsoup2.0-0
    0 upgraded, 9 newly installed, 2 to remove and 9 not upgraded.
    Need to get 11.7MB of archives.
    After unpacking 34.1MB of additional disk space will be used.
    Do you want to continue? [Y/n] n
    Abort.
    guido:~# cat /etc/apt/apt.conf
    APT::Default-Release "testing";
    guido:~#

    That looks to be v. 1.4.5.

    Between the packages available in testing and those available by typing "apt-get -t unstable install [name]", I just don't seem to encounter the problems you cite. Of course, having to pull XFree86 4.3.0 from "experimental" would have been annoying for those incautious enough to buy video chipsets needing it, but I managed to avoid that.

    Rick Moen
    rick@linuxmafia.com

    1. Re:Less than meets the eye by jbr439 · · Score: 1

      Which does not help the person who runs a pure testing machine.

      Having said that, I do the same now. My machines are based on testing but pull in "necessities" from unstable as needed. However, that still doesn't help when, for example, KDE 3.1 (I believe 3.0 never made it) takes an exceptionally long time to just make it to unstable (as XFree86 4.3.0 is now doing).

      As well, despite what some may say, unstable is aptly named. There is not a single person who will give you sympathy if you hose your system by pulling in something from unstable.

      Is it really too much to expect well known, much used, desktop packages to make it to testing in a timely manner?

    2. Re:Less than meets the eye by rickmoen · · Score: 1
      jbr439 wrote:
      Which does not help the person who runs a pure testing machine.

      As the old punchline goes, "Well, don't do that, then." There's nothing to lose from ensuring one is capable of specifying "-t unstable", and a great deal of utility potentially available from doing so.

      Having said that, I do the same now.
      Et voila, you're making my point for me.
      However, that still doesn't help when, for example, KDE 3.1 (I believe 3.0 never made it) takes an exceptionally long time to just make it to unstable (as XFree86 4.3.0 is now doing).
      This might be a problem for people who insist on seeing "KDE" as a single thing to be installed or not, as opposed to a collection of variously desirable and undesirable packages. It's difficult for me to empathise with such creatures, but admittedly they do exist.
      As well, despite what some may say, unstable is aptly named.

      Well, no. Now, you're resorting to overbroad handwaves. And, frankly, you know better. (Very likely, you're arguing for the sake of arguing.) There is never any significant guarantee of quality from unstable-branch packages other than their building on the maintainer's system; but, then, there's no significant guarantee for testing-branch packages, either. All you gain on the latter branch is the rather thin protection of the automated testing-branch quarantining scripts.

      To pick an example, any i386-arch user on the testing branch, some months ago, who declined to do the "-t unstable" trick for early access to openoffice.org 1.1 packages -- on no better grounds than being afraid of "unstable packages" -- would have been foolish, indeed.

      There is not a single person who will give you sympathy if you hose your system by pulling in something from unstable.
      Unfortunately for your argument, the same applies to testing.
      Is it really too much to expect well known, much used, desktop packages to make it to testing in a timely manner?
      This question suggests either 1. You're aware of how the quarantining scripts work, and are electing to ignore that knowledge, or 2. You're ignoring readily available sources of information on the subject. Multiple such resources, in fact.

      Now, if you're proposing to lauch and run an additional functional branch (alongside stable, testing, unstable, and experimental) to meet your goals, by all means please do. Given the package pools system, it can be accomodated without increasing the load on mirror sites at all.

      But if you're trying to make testing be something other than what its design goal is, then I suggest starting by reading the design documentation, first -- and then make a case for it on debian-devel.

      Rick Moen
      rick@linuxmafia.com

  168. Strike back to Depenguinator by Thoron · · Score: 1

    Depenguinator "Upgrades" Linux to BSD http://bsd.slashdot.org/bsd/03/12/30/132225.shtml

  169. Live report on Knoppix+Debian use by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Knoppix is cute, indeed. As I am writing this, I am using it on my super-new bought-today system, copying files from a small 60GB disk to a larger 120GB disk. The 60GB will be the new systems primary disk, while the 120GB go in to the old PC, soon to be called 'server'. Then I will run dpkg --get-selections on my old debian system and a --set-selections on my new system. This will (hopefully ;)) give me all the apps I use, on my new system without much hassle.

    I have used Slackware in the early 90s, moving to redhat since Slackware wall a bit painful at the time, then to Suse because of their KDE support, and finally to Debian. I like it. One thing I learned though: no single distro is perfect. They all have their pros/cons. I still miss Suse, in some way, but apt-get, together with the fact that it is a not-for-profit organisation, keeps me sticking to Debian.

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  170. Bend to my will, you will all serve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by the power of the 2.2 kernel, I shall strike down all who oppose me. My master plan of releasing KDE 3 in 2045 to coincide with the first successful retrieval of a Lunar lander back on Earth by NASA will lay the foundation for supreme domination.

  171. We do just that! by timelady · · Score: 1

    We do that already. Check out Computerbank

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  172. Wicked by crazylinux · · Score: 1

    Not that I am a debian fun (have it on sparc64 and i3886) but Debian is the best.

    However I suppose that the tool would only work on vanilla installations.