Global Warming Exposes New Islands in the Arctic
circletimessquare writes "The New York Times has a sobering article about the rapidly accelerating pace of glacial melting across the arctic, focusing on the discovery of new islands and the fact that this is occurring far faster than climate scientist's models predict. What were called Nunataks or 'lonely mountains' in Inuit, trapped in the ice, only a few years ago, are now in the open ocean by kilometers. Off of Greenland, what was known previously as peninsulas have been revealed to be islands as the ice retreats. Dennis Schmitt, a modern day explorer and discoverer of one of these new islands and fluent in Inuit, has named it Uunartoq Qeqertoq: the warming island."
It will be interesting to see what else is under the ice. The melting is definitely something we should be concerned about.
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Since they aren't lonely mountains, Does anybody know the word for "lonely island"? How about "We are screwed"? Or maybe "Hawaii of the North"?
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Hans Jepsen is a cartographer at the Geological Survey of Denmark and Greenland, which produces topographical maps for mining and oil companies.
Step 1: Oil companies produces global warming
Step 2: Global warming reduces ice in arctic
Step 3: Oil companies say "Cool, more room for oil"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
Can you really "discover" an island these days? I'm sure some arctic researchers in a lab somewhere saw these on recent satellite photos. Even more so, I bet the appearance of these islands was predictable, given melt rates and knowledge of what was under the ice.
For all those interested, all the OceanLand Islands are property of me, and are being sold at $499,999,999.99 each.
Not only am i chepaer than the competition, my islands are real. Please, check them out, you'll warm up to them faster than you'd think.
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Why bother putting it on the map? Soon global warming will also put it under water too.
Problem solved! Hurray!
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Just before the rising water levels swamp my house, I'll be moving to one of these new Islands.
Oh, wait...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland
The fjords of the southern part of the island were lush and had a warmer climate at that time, possibly due to what was called the Medieval Warm Period. These remote communities thrived and lived off farming, hunting and trading with the motherland, and when the Scandinavian monarchs converted their domains to Christianity, a bishop was installed in Greenland as well. The settlements seem to have coexisted relatively peacefully with the Inuit, who had migrated southwards from the Arctic islands of North America around 1200. In 1261, Greenland became part of the Kingdom of Norway. Norway in turn entered into the Kalmar Union in 1397 and later the personal union of Denmark-Norway.
After almost five hundred years, the Scandinavian settlements simply vanished, possibly due to famine during the fifteenth century in the Little Ice Age, when climatic conditions deteriorated, and contact with Europe was lost.
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So Greenland used to be green. Then it froze. Now it's turning green again. It's almost like it's a natural cycle.
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Don't let those nay-sayer global warming types make this seem like a bad thing. I see a great location for Survivor - but with a twist!
Plop down some contestants on some glacial ice in Greenland. If their piece of ice does not melt, they win! If on the other hand the island appears, those contestants have to swim to the nearest coast, ala polar bears!
"Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair" - George Washington
Great. Now we not only have to deal with global warming, but also the release of the shoggoths from their icy tombs. Cthulu runs the oil companies, I say!
No beating around the bush here huh? Global Warming Exposes New Islands in the Arctic...
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So I guess we are not harboring any room for doubt on Global Warming here on slashdot? At this point in the whole Global Warming debate, I am still inclined to call it weather. I mean really, the jury is still out on Global Warming for many and posting articles with headlines like this is irresponsible.
Should we not read the articles and edit the headlines to be accurate and not...
My bad, forgot it was
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Its OK, they'll go under again when the sea level rises. If they don't then we can use them to put the displaced population on.
When can we expect the announcement about Pirate Bay trying to buy one of the new islands?
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
Just start buying up inland real estate, 'cause beachfront's gonna be moving.
It's interesting that the models are proving to be conservative...Makes the case that the current warming trend is more closely related to a solar upswing (than greenhouse gas buildup) more persuasive. Either way, I think we need to start putting less thought into "how are we going to slow down our greenhouse gas emissions" and more thought into "what steps are we going to need to take to deal with the inevitable consequences of the current warming trend."
ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
I hereby claim all the newly emerged islands as part of my own kingdom. The name, flag, and anthem are not yet finalized, but it's certain that I'll be the King.
Well the good news so to speak is that we'll all be dead by the time global warming, if that's truly the cause, gets serious. Makes me wonder about the state of some of the other planets in our system in relation to what's happening to ours. on another note, I want to learn Inuit...
Two or three weeks ago "we found out" on slashdot that Exxon contributes ...
to research debunking man-made global warming theories. Now we'd like to
know from who is funding the proponents of these theories
Indulge us.
those who fear it lack the sense of adventure which led man out of the dark ages.
The past has seen tropical rainforests in Canada and glaciers in the southern USA.
IMO the whole global warming brewhaha is centered in power and control. It's nothing
more than another means to wealth and prestige for those who's only life skill is
massaging the emotions of the ignorant.
I for one welcome mass extinctions and greater stress on human life!
there is no such thing as global warming!!! Its just El Nino!!!
"Uunartoq Qeqertoq"
I really want to see the point values for Inuit Scrabble.
Hmmmm. Just thinking about it, I would guess that the snow and ice has probably preserved that era quit nicely. This may be an excellent opportunity to study our relatives. I would guess that we will find a few icemen (and women) if we watch carefully.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
According to the article, Greenland has 630,000 cubic miles of ice. If all of it melted it will raise ocean levels by 23 feet, but the article also says we are losing only 80 cubic miles per year. At that rate it will take over 300 years to raise sea levels by a foot. This is reason for concern, but don't buy that inland beachfront yet!
Took a few minutes (the map in the article isn't really all that good), but I dug up a photo of the island in google maps:
, -21.726837&spn=0.209418,1.203003&t=k&om=1
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&z=10&ll=71.476542
Still shows it as connected.. but only barely.
Are we breaking even?
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"2.Please explain your assertion that climatologists have a vested interest in anthropogenic global warming being true."
Scientists need to do research. The funding for all research is limited, so more serious issues tend to receive a larger portion of funding. The more serious the climatologists make their issues seem, the more funding they receive.
And since it's how they get paid and make their living, they have a vested interest.
Your failure to understand this makes YOU stupid.
Man, I am so glad you posted that. It will be a relief to not have to wade through post after post of exactly the same pointless dreck that has been in every other global climate change themed story, here and everywhere else.
A nice, refreshing, intelligent discussion of the topic, with no hyperbole from either side, will be the result I'm sure.
"Sacrifice for the good of The State" - The State
You're wasting your breath. We've already concluded that man is a parasite and must be purged from Mother Earth before she can heal herself. You first, though, you soapboxing fucktard.
Someone should tell the car companies about this global warming "theory".
"Chrysler questions climate change"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6247371.stm
The mainstream press should also be more critical in situations like this. The public should know that a blowhard's comments don't compare to scientific data. If anyone still disagrees, there is more than enough data presented in the movie "An Inconvenient Truth".
Pirates and the sea! Aye, this be a perfect match if ever there be one.
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what.. like under-water volcanic activity..
or like..
300 degree C sea vents.. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/08/0508
yea.... no corrolation.. must be my SUV causing icebergs to melt..
Please bear in mind as you spread your FUD, that although global warming is a given, you can't look at some islands in the Arctic and proclaim "The world is melting! The world is melting!". You have to look at the entire model. I'm sure the people of Denver and the Midwest would like some of their global warming
Not to detract from the issue but is this not a good opportunity to go fossil hunting? Covered in ice there might be more than just fossilized bone as well (but we'd better be quick about it because once exposed to air there really won't be anything but bone).
Canada calls Shotgun! Those islands are now the soverign soil of Canada! Hurray!
By the time global warming gets really bad, I'll be kicking back in my condo on the moon.
Seeing as how this is the 10,000th time this sort of thing has happened, can we at least all agree that:
Seriously. Every year there's a new twist that the models missed by a mile. Most recently, it was the 2006 quiet hurricane season. Anyone who claims to predict planetary weather by studying past correllations and making guesses at future causations, is doing the academic equivalent of hunting for venture capital.
But, nevertheless, the planet is getting steadily warmer.
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I recognize that global warming may be a serious threat, and this may be a good sign that there is a problem, but it's just hard to feel that a sentence like "something is occurring faster than models predict" is a tragedy for anybody other than the modelers.
Secession is the right of all sentient beings.
I saw some ass hate on Fox New the other day saying that global warming was good for the economy. Knowing that there are many in this country (including our own freaking president) who feel similarly, I can't help but think it might be too late. I honestly don't think the human animal can over come its greed and hunger for power. It might be time to accept the great purge is coming. Now, if only there was away to make sure that only the idiots perish.
1. Yeah that would be stupid. See #4
2. Funding. This is true of many fields. It's typically viewed as harder to get funding if your results are inconclusive or show nothing. Just read any old science journal, how often do you find articles stating that experiments were done and nothing was found. Plus, in science it's fun to believe what is popular. $Popular != $Correct
3. Way to attack the source and not the science. I suppose next you'll say there is no science behind those sources- at least none non you want to consider.
4. Does anyone actually say that? If they do you're right that's pretty dumb. Then again keep in mind that 'could' and 'does' are not lexically equivalent (neither are 'can never happen' and 'isn't happening right now').
In all fairness those aren't very convincing replies.
Oh- and for all you GW (and I don't mean Bush) scaremongers who continue to have haydays with warmer than usually temps make a note of this last weeks weather across the US.
I know that that meteors are supposedly easy to spot on ice fields...
I know the extra water will be bad for the coastal cities and such, but I tend to be a half full kind of guy and am interested about what things might be discovered.
Anything you say will be held against you.
Inuit is not my native language, and i am having pronunciation trouble.
1) rather than worrying about blame or calling names, shouldn't we all be planning how to deal with it?
2) Who cares about climatoligists? See #1, above.
3) Starting to sound like the Democrats claiming they have to introduce draft bills to combat the warmongering Republicans
4) See #1, again.
I know, you're just itching for a fight, so I'm responding in jest, but seriously, calling people stupid does little to help us move forward and lots to drive a wedge between two sides who should be focusing on a common enemy.
Anything you say will be held against you.
I think ill-informed and unduly skeptical would be a little more accurate in some cases. I was skeptical of the global warming arguments until very recently and although I of course can see my errors in hindsight that does not necessitate stupidity.
Some climatologists may not have a financial or other vested interest, but some may have idealogical ones. Idealogical interests can be just as dangerous as financial ones, and even more some if the two are combined.
Corporations, right-wingers and creationists aren't necessarily wrong. Sometimes there is a tendency to "tow the line" when it comes to certain issues, but that is no less prevalent on the other side of the political spectrum. Everyone makes bad arguments or faulty justifications at times. Blanket generalizations don't help the matter any.
Yes, this last assertion is pretty silly.
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Actually, as far as I understand the science, what happened the last few days in the US is entierly expected as a consequence of Global Warming. YOu don't just get warmer weather, you get more extreme weather as the extra energy in the system pushes things further from it's balance point. Global Warming is a misnomer as its far too simple and encourages thinking along the lines of 'its cold here so Global Warming can't possibly be happening'. Global Climate Change is a better term.
You just sent me off chasing Lovecraft related links for the past 1/2 hour.
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Damn you.....
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Since this will devolve into a debate about global warming in general, I'd like to jump the gun a bit.
I'm not entirely certain if global warming is entirely the cause of humans. The limited research and reading I've done makes me learn towards the side that says it is, but my degree-in-earning is Computer Science, not Environmental Science, so I won't rule without doing far more research.
However, I think there are two facts that can't be denied by anyone:
1) The Earth is, in general, becoming warmer.
2) Polution and trash from humans is affecting the environment in some negative manner.
I know of no person who will deny that CFCs (Chlorofluorocarbons- say that three times fast) affected the ozone layer (oddly, I haven't heard much about that in the Global Warming blurbs I see on Slashdot daily), though I'm sure a few exist, mainly in the industry that made their money off such things. No one thinks smog is a good thing.
So, whether we like it or not, humans are contributing in some form to the degredation of the environment, which can include global warming- I'll let the scientists hash out just how much. So, with that in mind, something should be done. Perhaps not the far-reaching suggestions some of the more "hardcore" environmentalists suggest, but a gradual process to decrease trash and pollutants would be useful.
As the saying goes, "A pinch of prevention is worth a pound of cure". Or something like that.
We can all run around saying "The end is coming", or we can actually figure out what is happening. When climatologists believe there is a linear trend and there is evidence of an exponential trend it is clear someone hasn't figured out the system behind the observations.
We can then either make up stories about what might be happening or we can devote significant resources to learning. As of yet, I have heard of nothing being done to figure out what is going on. The entire debate is political/religious. You either "believe" in Global Warming or you do not. If you do not, you must be some right-wing Christian nutjob that thinks the Earth is 4,000 years old. If you believe in Global Warming, you must be a sandal-wearing unwashed hippy and so on and so forth. Either way, the "other side" is composed of nuts and heretics.
It is clear from the last three years that nobody has a model for what is happening. Sure, it might be human induced, but if it is nobody has a practical idea for what would make it stop. The only real solution on that would be a return to about 1850 levels of population and energy use. Unlikely we are going to really implement a plan to kill off 90% of the world's population next week. Or that the West is going return to subsistance farming real soon.
So how about some real, non-political studies where the people aren't going in to prove what they "know" is happening? I don't see this happening and I don't see any motivation for it to ever happen.
5. Given that the climate scientist's models aren't predicting very well right now (by the climate scientist's own admission), why is so much faith put in the predictive ability of the models further down the road?
I'll be the first to admit that adding CO2 to a closed system can raise the temperature; the real question is "how much?" and "what other factors are involved?". Constant curve-fitting of the climate models (euphemistically called "calibrating" and "tweaking") to make CO2 the primary driver of temperature may not be the right approach.
It's Linux, damnit! Pay no attention to renaming attempts by self-aggrandizing blowhards.
Global Warming = Fact Green House gases are the cause, is a theory. Another is Solar Variation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_activity#Global _warming
I mean really--the proximate cause is warming in the arctic. I doubt a 0.1 degree global change would cause all the melting in the arctic.
Um, you think there's a LOT of money for research of this kind? Like, bags of cash sitting around, just waiting for the next scientist to come up with a climate study? You really need to get out more.
We still lack a great deal of information that would allow us the ability to make sound decisions concerning global warming. There is strong indications that human actions are taking a toll on the climate, but to what extent is still up for discussion. While rising ocean water is a massive problem for coastal territories, dumping a tremendous amount of fresh water the ocean will change the salinity and with it the density of water potentially altering currents. This could be catastrophic because ocean currents are the worlds most efficient means of transferring energy from the equator to the poles. Interruption in this could change weather patterns around the world if altered considerably. Can't wait to see how this works out in a decade of two.
Uunartoq Qeqertoq - Finally! Something to do with all those Q's and U's in Scrabble!
That green slime had it coming.
A minor nit.. but it bears pointing out:
Inuit is the general term for the people (it literally means "The people")
Inuk is the singular
Inuktitut is a general term for the languages of said people (for the Inuit living in northern Canada.. apparently in Greenland it's a different one)
It's a little more complicated than I'm making it out to be.. but it's certainly not correct to say that "such and such is a word in Inuit"
How about "We are screwed"?
Is is just me, or does that strike anyone else as the kind of funny name that you'd see in a Niven book?
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More detail than you ever wanted: here, here, here and especially here, from last week.
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We all know that the killer midwestern ice storm proves that global warming is just a lie invented by business-hating socialistas!!!
The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD. Technically may be true when the sun becomes a red giant in its death throws.
I don't see many third-world dictators building the next practical fuel cell. From what I see, they're either using their oil holdings to extract short-term political leverage, or telling the Kyoto people to piss up a rope because they haven't finished industrializing yet and need to burn mass quantities of fossil fuels to catch up with us.
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Arctic warming eh.. I guess we better get some one to pick up that Blob we dumped there in the 50's and contain that Thing we blew apart in the 80's before it's too late..
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If the planet is warmer than it has ever been why is Greenland named as such?
I'm in a similar boat as you.
1) We've seen (or have records of) climatic variations within recorded history larger than what we're seeing today, in ages when our environmental impact due to human activity was much smaller that it is today. Clearly the climate does not *require* human activity to induce large-scale changes.
2) Proving causality between human activity and *this* particular climate swing is tenuous at best, especially seeing as we cannot explain the "natural" mechanisms for historical climate swings yet.
3) But it is also true that, with our population being the largest it has ever been, and with our high level of industrialization, that we (as a species) are positioned to produce significant influence on climate. We may or may not be influencing climate today; we may or may not have influenced climate in the past, but there are enough of us that we have made localized effects for sure, and perhaps even global effects.
4) Therefore, it seems prudent to take steps to reduce our environmental footprint - and I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who'd take the position that increasing levels of environmental stewardship is a *bad* thing.
5) The key, however, is rate of adoption. I simply see no reason whatsoever to panic. And truth be told, we *are* getting better with time. Modern cars pollute a tiny fraction of what they once did. Recycling programmes have gone from novelty to commonplace. Houses are better insulated, and now there is a major push on to improve the power efficiency of lighting. As long as these and similar initiatives continue, I think things will work out just fine.
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The parent is right. Global warming argument aside, no one wants to live in a garabage dump.
p.s. No offense to the residents of Staten Island
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The last week of weather? I don't get statements like this. A frigging week implies NOTHING.
It's like being on the side of the freeway with a radar gun, and after 5 mins of not clocking any speeders you come to the conclusion that no on is speeding on that freeway. Right.
Yeah...it must be volcanic activity, which has occurred constantly throughout all ice ages, that is causing all the warming. Look, Maw, I cans thinks real good!!
Fucking 'tard.
there won't be much opportunity for plants to grow.
How to they use CO2 if there isn't any growth?
Since you seem to be ignorant about climate but still think it's worth us listening to your words, you will find this graphic to be more accurate (LIA=Little Ice Age):
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How does Funding affect climatalogists in anyway? They are supposed to predict and analyze data?
Does this island near Greenland span the entire globe? No? This whole article is about REGIONAL warming in the Greenland area.
Someone who you disagree with is automatically trolling! Hooray for Slashdot!
Interestingly enough, this time I didn't even order anyone around, I just asked them to stop and got trolled down anyway.
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I've heard better after pulling the string on the back of a Barbie.
1. Grab an iced drink and hang on to it.
2. Observe the temperature stay relatively constant so long as there's ice, and that ice melts quicker as there is less of it.
3. When the ice is gone observe that your refreshing drink is now warm as piss and you have to go find another new one.
This is a very serious issue that needs to be responded to immediately, and given its size it is unfortunately the responsibility of the US to lead the way on this one (though they have done a woefully inadequate job so far).
More generally people need to get better at risk management and focus on things that will certainly affect them (global warming, privacy, etc.), even if less interesting than the more sensational yet relatively insignificant 'global issues' (terrorism, nuclear energy, etc.).
It seems that the two biggest gloom-and-doom scenarios these days (aside from global warming itself) is that the ice will melt causing the oceans to rise, and that we're going to run out of fresh water.
Anyone else seeing a way to kill two birds with one stone here?
Why not start creating man-made lakes, and towing icebergs into 'em? Yes it's a lot of work, but if we're going to need the water anyway, and we don't want to lose too much of our shoreline...well, why the hell not? It'd be extremely easy to do in north america, and much of northern europe and asia. And if we're feeling really charitable, we could start towing the southern ice-caps up to africa and the middle-east. They could certainly use some fresh-water.
true groups and committees screaming:
'it's Elmo's fault'
'kill the SUV's'
'you're the problem'
'why don't the DOOOO something?'
'remove the evil USA and the world will be perfect!'
'native americans know how to live with the land'
'XYZ is NOT the answer' = you're wrong and that's that
have given us the knowledge and technology we need to proceed with social cognition in pursuit of controlled evolution.
history makes it clear that the group approach is most productive. everything we know and enjoy today was achieved by
committee directed groups working within the socially sensitive status quo and taking great care not to offend those
with ingrained beliefs and ways of life lest funding be withdrawn.
Darwin, Kepler, Descarte, Hitler, von Braun, Sarnoff, Pastuer, Einstein, the Wrights, Stout, Archimedes, and countless others
all owe their success to the committee, party, and clear cognizance of the group...
All the Aerosol hairspray in the 80's caused this.
BTW...It's 1 pm and it's 18 degrees F outside...
Global Warming my ass.
if Brendan Fraser shows up in Return of Encino Man. Heyyyyy buuuuuudddyyy.
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Who are these people with this agenda, and how are they influencing scientists? Do you realize how paranoid you sound?
It's clear to me that *one side* is horrendously guilty of twisting the facts, and that occasionally media types (who are hardly on the other side) are guilty of playing chicken little. However, if you actually RTFJs, you'll find the side that does not tend to twist the facts nor exaggerate the consequences. (I'm talking about the science, not the literal politics. Gripe about Kyoto to your hearts content, but don't paint scientists as pawns.)
Seriously, try reading a journal dedicated to climatology. If you're not able to understand it, then please don't argue about the science.
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With 27,555 miles of coastline a.....
a) Coastline being a fractal is technically infinite in length
b) Since new islands are being discovered, the real length of greenlands coast is not known.
Shall stop being picky now...
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The 4 Stages of Global Warming Denial. You, sir, are at stage #2.
You really do have a choice.
First of all, I was just making a joke and I was generalizing the way a lot of people think about the problem.
Secondly. I think that most people are placing too much of the responsibility in the hands of individuals. Global warming is a problem we are facing as a society more than as an individual. Honestly ask yourself this: Do you think that 99% of the population is going to be convinced to change their habits anytime in the next 50 years. This is a guestimate of probably what it would take to reverse 100+ years of build up to this problem. Society as a whole will procrastinate and be slow to change. Where society will learn is how it has always learned, a major catastrophic event will occur and people will learn after that. Think about big events and periods of time like the Bubonic Plague, slavery and even the Great Depression in the US. Those are events that society learns from. Its more up to the heads of government to guide people in the right direction after the event occurs. And to learn the most from whatever caused it.
So I hate to say it, but I'm afraid that the only way you're going to change everybody is for everybody to go through whatever results from Global Warming. Its sad, but probably true. The best thing that those in the know can do is prepare and hope for the best.
See you on the other side.
So, why do you think that Bill O'Reilly, GW Bush, and (gasp, finally!) ExxonMobil disagree with you? Is it just because they're a bunch of envirowackos trying to destroy the economy?
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And I for one, welcome global warming here in Canada for all the fresh water, new land, warmer beaches ...
Can I be the First to say...MINE!
I think I have found a way to stop all the polar ice from melting.
Send my 'EX' to the North Pole! That bitch is so fridgid she could probably start a new 'Ice Age'!!!
The Sun reached its solar maxima in 2001, and its solar minima in 2006 (of its dominant 11 year cycle). The Earth, however, has continued to heat.
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On one side we have the tree hugging liberals vilifying corporate America for abusing natural resources and thereby sending us screaming into a charbroiled future.
On the other side, we've got the bible beating make a dollar conservatives lambasting the silly liberals for over exaggerating a natural cycle in global climate.
Near the middle, where most people reside, we've got people drawing on the words of their choice of experts to help prop them up.
The funny thing to me is that everyone always looks at it from their own point, regardless of their voiced motives; and it always comes down to "Won't someone think of the children?!?!".
Here's my answer to the ultimate question: No, I won't.
You see, the children are the real problem, here. There's too damn many of them. And all of you tree huggers and bible bashers keep having more.
Want to know the real problem? It's deforestation to accommodate more people. It's using said deforested land as a home for cattle, sheep, bullfrogs, or whatever the hell your next generation of gene multipliers need to eat. Then. once you've cut down enough trees to build your homes and make enough college lined paper, paper folders, wooden pencils and school desks so that your children can go to school, you need to lots of fossil fuel to drive those same kids back and forth to all of the pointless activities that those kids have to go to. And of course, take all yourselves to Disney World.
Then, you need to extend your lives through medical science. Live longer! Of course that comes at a hefty price, so we need to build more facilities to produce more stuff so that more people will buy it and we can then spread the wealth around so that everyone gets their share. Then, we can live longer. More jobs means more insurance means longer lives and better quality of living. Why? So you can spend more time with all of the additional little ravenous mouths that you simply cannot stop making.
Finally, once you've acquired enough stuff so that you feel satisfied, multiplied your genes enough times so that you've achieved your sense of immortality; well, now it's time to start wagging the finger at all the people that are still acquiring and multiplying and the like.
The real problem here is your need to reproduce. Rich or poor, everyone's gotta have another three or four versions of themselves who will provide them with an extra 8 or nine grandthings before you die. All of them spending their lives sucking up natural resources and cluttering up the world around them. Then you want me to change my life. Great. Fuck you.
Here's my thing: I think the earth is great. Be a real shame to continue fucking up a pretty thing. But... if it happens, oh well. I won't be here. And since I don't, nor ever will, have kids... I'm not worried about the dogshit pile that we've left them with. Further more, if we manage to wipe ourselves out in a horrific display of acid rain and toxic waste... it's okay. Give the earth several million years and it'll be like we were never here.
Meanwhile, for all the liberal bed wetters in my area that scream and cry about global warming and then run organized wind tower projects out of the area under the NIMBY plan: Fuck you. And for those conservative cry babies ranting and raving about poor economy and high taxes while taking the moral high ground on disallowing birth control in public schools: Fuck you.
You all get what you deserve.
And yes, I do realize that someone is ready to state that my points here are overly simplistic. At the same time I'm sure that someone has already thought, "Jebus, he's a wordy mother fucker." And to both of you: Fuck you.
Want to save the world? Quit making so many damn carbon copies of yerself. We're (the human race) not so damn important or special that we have a right to kill everything off to satisfy our own inferiority complexes. Can't handle that? Fine, kill the world in a smudge ridden fireball. I don't care. I'm ju
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It is those who spread the lies of global warming who is responsible for rise in gas prices. So Keep talking. You give environmentalist more ammo to keep more oil refineries from being built. It's really easy to lower gas prices by building more refineries.
Did anyone notice in 2006 was inactive season for hurricanes? Where was the powerful hurricanes we were supposed to get because of global warming? And that island in indian ocean is not because of rising sea level. A Volcano has been erupting under the sea and recently created a new island near Tonga. The water must go somewhere.
He has this little weakness for beachfront property see? So he bought all of this worthless glacier and............
I wish people would just wake up and ask themselves a simple question:
What if there were no humans?
Would the planet be:
a) Better off as a whole for other animals in it
b) The same
c) Worse off?
I think the answer is obviously not (c), seeing how humanity has not really done much beneficial for any species except their own (well.. perhaps rats).
As such, sure, we can't be certain that humans are making global warming worse - but we can be sure as hell we aren't making it any better, especially not by dumping megatons of pollution into the atmosphere that certainly would not be there if it weren't for us.
Do you use incandescent light bulbs? Then YOU are part of the problem. Do you leave your PC on 24/7? Then YOU are part of the problem. Do you leave your laser printer on all day? Then YOU are part of the problem (laser printers suck more juice than all other computer components combined; they're mini space heaters).
Do you Drive an SUV? Then YOU are even more of the problem and a sociopath as well. Do you race to the next red light instead of taking your foot off the gas? Not only are you part of the problem, then you are an idiot to boot.
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then please stop fucking up my planet. Thank you.
I wish you doom-saying liberals would stop saying that the ice is melting. Quit relying on your own senses and recognize that it's all about perception. Choose to perceive that the ice isn't melting and the problem will go away.
And we were welcomed as liberators in Iraq, too. Really, we were.
Serving your airship needs since 1995.
At least the cartographers can now do an accurate job. They've been fuxorin' slack in the past, I say!
Arctic warming's a GOOD thing: the infamous North-West Passage should shortly open up for shipping.
How many escape pods are there? "NONE,SIR!" You counted them? "TWICE, SIR!"
When I first glanced at the summary, what first caught my eye before I read anything was "Uunartoq Qeqertoq" at the bottom. I immediately thought "ok, now they are going a little too far with naming these Linux apps!" I swear, at first glance I thought it was some new derivation of Ubuntu or something.
My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.
The southern hemisphere of Mars is where most of the CO2 resides and it was moving into its summer in 2002, the date on the report that gets circulated by so-called "skeptics". The Martian "year" is 687 days, so we only have about 3 Martian years' worth of data. Hardly enough to make any claims (or counter-claims) of "Martian warming".
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I should also point out that in almost every case when something about global warming takes the climatological community by surprise, it's that they've discovered yet another way in which it looks like humans are accelerating it or another way in which the climate is changing *faster* than they thought it would. If you're really going to make any inferences from the inaccuracy of climate models, they should follow history and conclude that things are worse than we think, not better.
In the real world, it's industry hired skeptics whose entire purpose is to try to create doubt in the minds of the policy makers that create the artificial need for more "studies," hence delaying the inevitable policy decisions that will force certain industries to change. If we were to change our CO2 ways now like the climatologists want, the issue of global warming would become moot and the climatologists' funding would dry up. How does that earn them more funding?
...and I just bought a hybrid vehicle... Yes, it's an SUV, but I also need space to hold all that comes with having an infant (car seat, stroller, diaper bag, and still gotta carry the groceries or whatever we're going out for).
I just love this kind of self-justification. You don't 'need' an SUV. I think you could carry all that stuff pretty easily in a small hatchback - or a minivan - or any of several vehicle types that have plenty of room for such everyday suburban needs. You bought an SUV because the culture, fed by the car companies, taught you to *want* an SUV.
Now you may *need* 4 wheel drive up there in Alberta, but you certainly don't *need* a big, heavy truck.
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And if you look worldwide, rather than at just the Atlantic, they were, this last season.
The Atlantic didn't have many hurricanes, which is usual in an El Nino year.
- "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men" -- Blue Oyster Cult, 'Godzilla'
there are any number of critical grains grown that do not react favorable to temperature changes. Changes of only a few degrees and some humidity changes can really effect molds and fungi production and make apparently good looking grain toxic to eat, for animals or directly to humans. We are already having problems with corn, wheat, soybeans, etc right now. And just look at the recent unexpected freezes brought about from the current el nino whacking against a slight warmng trend-massive localised weather swings. Billion dollars and counting just in california the past few days. Stuff happens. You don't adapt to that, it just affects the availability of *food*, immediately.
I take global warming pretty seriously being in agriculture. More people will once we start having food shortages because of it, and they could *easily* happen on huge mass scales. I mean easily, even in the fat western nations. It won't be crap you see on TV from some third world area either. It won't take too many big crop failures in a row to produce this either. Heck, look at australia right now. One more season of drought-sheeee-it.
Then the doubters can download images of food and view them on their new dual vidcard screens and absorb nutrients that way, or perhaps grind up their ipods and video game consoles and eat them. MMM yummy ground up ipod sandwhiches!
That was when Greenland was green. Strangely, there isn't any evidence of higher CO2 in the atmosphere then.
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Tax on the sale of a good moves the supply curve up, and the quantity demanded will become smaller. The relative price elasticity between supply and demand determines whether the seller or the buyer bears the brunt of the tax. What you say is true only when demand is much less elastic than supply.
Al Gore's documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, is an excellent film that explains all aspects of the global warming problem. It is clearly explained in the film why there is no doubt about humans' impact on our global climate. Highly recommended.
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This is a situation tailor-made for taking advantage of new internet tools -- namely, Google Earth. What about the geographic web, Google? Why not include a link to a .kml from the article, NY Times? Why is this so difficult?
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Did you even read what you copy and pasted? THE SOUTHERN PART of the island was "lush". Like is now. Like it has been for as long as we know. Greenland was never green, it was named that for marketing reasons (seriously). We've taken 200,000 year old ice core samples from the ice sheets covering most of Greenland, it was not green a few hundred years ago.
Seriously. Every year there's a new twist that the models missed by a mile. Most recently, it was the 2006 quiet hurricane season. Anyone who claims to predict planetary weather by studying past correllations and making guesses at future causations, is doing the academic equivalent of hunting for venture capital.
Well put. We shouldn't stop our efforts to improve renewables and get to a fusion (or temporarily fission) based system, even if it's just for national security reasons, but there is a *lot* of scare science out there too, and it gets too much attention.
Last year they were telling me that the increased Labrador Currents were going to deflect the Gulf Stream so that Europe would suffer a mini ice-age. This year the EU commission on climate change is telling me that the North Sea beaches are going to be the new Riviera.
I just wish these folks had the honesty to say, "we're not really sure - this is one possible scenario". They can still say, "but it's important to get better guesses so we still need more funding," we'll understand.
I think they're at risk now of having the ruse called - just as the Hurricane Center is now the butt of jokes. Then the funding will really start drying up, just when we need some real climate science the most.
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Sure, these aren't ringing endorsements of global warming theories. But, considering the sources, how else would they have worded their acceptance of current science?
Clearly, the tide of opinion is changing amongst the few remaining hold outs in the public eye. That's because any other position is unsupportable.
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If global warming is causing the water in the oceans to expand and islands in the Sunderbads to disappear, why is this island emerging? If this isn't a volcanic island then what's causing it to show up?
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
And stupid people outbreed what little intelligence the human race has left.
People who claim to be intelligent and have 2 or fewer children either aren't (they don't understand basic evolution theory) or they're selfish (they'd rather not do the work to promote their genes - to heck with societal improvement, or even supplying their contribution to the future workforce they expect will be there to get them French Fries when they're 90).
If you're into the collective intelligence thing, maybe we're just breeding the selfish out of the gene pool.
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Maybe I'm the only WoW player who didn't take the day off from work... but I think we should call the new islands "Outland"
"Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
Sorry, you there is only one Q in Scrabble, therefore anything with 4 q's is a non-starter :) I'll save my Q for quazar on a triple word score.
it s not global warming...I broke the dam!
My first thought was "man, what does all that ROT13 text on Usenet mean in Inuit?".
I can't say I am suprised that it was modded down so. People insecure in their beliefs often have knee-jerk reactions to things they find threatening. For whatever it's worth (and it's not worth much) I am a Christian myself. I believe in evolution and big bang, no problems reconciling that with my understanding of God. But some of my fellow believers need a MAJOR attitude adjustment and reality check when it comes to current events.
In any case, Thanks for responding. :o)
Why else would they be talking about reducing carbon emissions? These are people who have resisted all talk of this in the past. If it will make you happy, I'll admit that the articles weren't as strongly worded as I remembered. However, in the context of who is saying it and what they've said in the past, these statements clearly mark a paradigm shift for them.
It does make me wonder - where is your venom coming from? I suspect that you're the one who is afraid of the truth. The time for sticking your head in the sand is coming to a close.
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Selfish is a pretty common trait among the intelligent. Among other things, lying requires more brains than telling the truth (because you have to remember your lies and construct non-conflicting storylines instead of just accessing memory), and some of the greatest fraudsters in history were very smart people. A good part of the hacker community regularily walks a fine line between curiosity and criminal actions. Much of what I used to do on the 'net for fun 10 years ago is a crime today.
There's also another story here: Intelligent people often educate instead of breed. You can raise 2, 3 maybe 5 or so children to be good humans. Or you can write a book and teach your lessons to thousands. Even if only 1% of them become good people due to your book, you still contributed more.
The problem is that a lot of the dangerously witty people also know that. Which is why the xian right today tries to "get them" as early as possible. Kindergarden age, school age at most. Indoctrinate, indoctrinate. It's very hard to get something that's been shoved into them for 10, 15 years out of someone.
If I can prevent one of these camps from happening, if I can teach some people what I've learned so they don't have to - then I believe I have contributed more to the general intelligence than if I breed more.
The only thing that doesn't account for is the genetic aspect of intelligence, and the final ruling is still out on how large exactly that is.
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Perhaps I misinterpreted your comments, but you said "(scientists) are being used as tools". Perhaps you meant to say "science" instead of "scientists". Easy mistake to make.
And, yes, sure there are external powers who would like to "bring America down", and even internal powers who would like to "see America's global powers diminished" (not the same thing). However, many deniers seem to have this viewpoint of a vast conspiracy involving scientists to destroy America. I apologize for lumping you in with them.
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"So here's a question: if we stopped emitting burning fossil fuels entirely, right now, would the earth start cooling?"
We don't really know. About half the CO2 from fossil fuels we put into the air is not staying there. Most people think that is is disolving in the oceans, which are getting more acidic, but the accounting is hard to do. If we stop burning fossil fuels, and avoid deforestation and such, it could be that some portion of a current over concentration in the astmosphere with respect to disolved CO2 in the oceans will be disolved in the oceans and atmospheric the CO2 concentration will drop leading to cooling.
On the other hand, the acceleration of the atmospheric CO2 concentration looks more like time to the power of time rather than going like the rate of increase of fossil fuel burning. This is a hint, because the concentration fluctuates. This could mean simply that sinks for CO2 are saturating, but you would still get some reduction in the CO2 concentration if we stopped burning fossil fuels now. This could also mean that new souces of CO2 are beginning to dominate our contribution through fossil fuel burning. Potential sources are forest fires, of which there have been a lot, or rotting thawed permafrost, or just generally increased rotting owing to warmer temperatures. Destabilzation of methane trapped in ocean sediments might also be a large warming triggered source.
We do know that it is not so hard to stop burning fossil fuels. You can look at my journal entries to see something incredibly easy. Since it costs little to convert to renewables, and might even save some money, why sweat these questions? Just convert and see if that does the trick.
So what are the indigenous people like on those islands? It will be fascinating to explore their cultures.
You mean it was lush like this?
Oh, and wasn't the medival warm period localized to Western Europe and such?
Please go read up on the difference between weather and climate. Unfortunately, people on both sides of this issue frequently get these concepts confused.
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It's not that d4 3v1l 01l c0mp4n13z are forcing you to use their products. You use their products because they are plentiful, available, and cheap.
Seriously, I'm not sure if you live in the states or not but 95% of Americans have to drive to earn their income.
I could in theory use public transportation since I live in a big city in the North East, but many of Americans have to drive to get to work and have no choice.
Secondly, if I could afford a hybrid or pure electric I would buy one in a heart beat, but I can't.
So no... Gasoline is not a choice right now unless we want to be unemployed.
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Hopefully these islands have enough black gold to keep the ole U.S. of A running for another 100 years. Yee-haw!
What matters in terms of rising sea levels is ice on land melting (not sea ice). Greenland has a bunch of ice on land that is melting at an alarming rate of over 80 cubic miles per year. Antarctica is the other massive source of ice on land and its land-based ice is melting quickly too. It also appears that in recent years the rate of melting ice and moving of glaciers on land in Greenland and Antarctica is accelerating. The BBC has an article on ice loss in Antarctica, which is losing 152 cubic km of ice a year - about 36 cubic miles. The whole world may be losing around 120 cubic miles of ice a year and in future years will be losing more annually. This rate causes a sea level rise of a small fraction of an inch right now, but a rise in the sea level of even say six inches would be a very bad thing, especially for places like Florida. The rate of the melting is increasing so it is hard to say how much sea levels will rise in the next 30 to 100 years.
Those fossils really aren't old, because the Earth is only 4,000 years old. Those "fossils" you speak of were planted by Satan to fool us into believing in evilution. Next you'll be buying into global warming. Fool!
NO YOU FSCKING MORON THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
Jumpin' JEBUS you people are rockheaded. We've been telling you about this for OVER FIFTEEN YEARS now!
For those interested in the politics of global warming, http://stepitup2007.org/ is having a great big get together on April 14.
I have read over and over and OVER again that "the sun and earth have thousand year warming and cooling cycles" and that "the warming we are experiencing now is just the warming cycle"
OK OK ill play that game...so if this cycle is thousands of years long then what temperature can we expect to reach by the END of this warming cycle?
We have seen temperature increases that THREATEN TO DESTROY our ecosystem in less than 100 years! If the same happens for the next 1000 years you can expect earth to look a lot like Venus.
Enjoy your snow days (while they last)
in a recent discovery channel special about the end of the world Al Gore made this statement with regard to global warming "The debate is over" I suggest you stop arguing now. This argument is over. There is no longer room for any debate on this subject period.
Hopefully not methane fluxes. If they do (and they exist in huge amounts under the Siberian permafrost, which is also melting, we're seriously screwed.
. . . and the 23 foot figure isn't right. 630,000 cubic miles works out to about a 2.3 foot rise in global sea level. I think the 23 foot figure is what happens if Antarctica's ice cap melts. Anyhow, while I think it's a fascinating story, and that the rate of Greenland's ice melting is a really interesting science problem, and that sea level rise is going to continue to accelerate due to human causes *pauses for breath*, it goes to show you that you can't really believe any specific detail in an article, even in the NY times.
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Well, if you're right-wing, you're sort of stuck when it comes to this issue. All of the environmentalists are left-wing, and some of them are pretty far-left-wing. Our political environment is extremely polarized, and you'd be pilloried for saying "you know, Al Gore has a point on this one" in a group of conservatives. They don't want to admit, ever, that any left-wing person is right on anything. On top of that, the right wing is largely populist, and heavily evangelical, both movements that have always, always been distrustful of science and academia. It isn't stupidity, but ideology. Their entire political environment feeds into the idea that the average man in the street is smarter than the pointy-head intellectual.
The phrase "Inuit language" is inappropriate. What to call languages spoken by the Inuit is not simple.
It is true that there have been some who argue that stewardship of the Earth is unimportant owing to the immanance of the apocalypse. The disposable Earth theory, I guess. However Rev. Leith Anderson, President of the National Association of Evangelicals is a signatory to Climate Change: An Evangelical Call to Action http://www.npr.org/documents/2006/feb/evangelical/ calltoaction.pdf.
There is a diversity of views among christians, but the statement here is pretty stong.
"They will adapt as our ancestors have before and our descendants will continue to do."
Because CO2 has a ~50yr time lag between release and full effect, "adapt or die" are the options we a choosing for our desendents who have no say in the matter and cannot undo what we have done. I don't see a lot of adapting going on, so I presume we have chosen "die".
The global harvest is declining, and it's only going to get worse. Since most westeners have never grown or slaughtered thier own food, the biggest problem they can imagine is adapting to rising sea levels.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Any notable weather event is a consequence of Global Warming.
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Seeing as how this is a tech-savy mostly educated community, I have to admit that I'm stunned as to how many misleading and flat out wrong statements there are here.
Being married to an actual scientist whose work is directly related to climate change issues (she is not a climatologists, but her research and models are used by climatologists), I can speak to some of these issues.
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No. They. don't. Considering the complexity of the systems involved, their interactions with each other and the feedback, the models are quite good. However, there are some suprising questions popping up as of the last 12 months, mainly why the resolution of current climate models has slowed in the past 3 years?
it's very clear that the models we currently have are not up to the task of telling us if we have cause to be alarmed yet. - Yes they are. - Yes you do.
As to the claims that scientists are overstating the dangers.. sure there are some, but if you actually take a few moments to look up some reputable published scientists and try to contact them, you will find that they take this issue and their work very seriously.
The argument is over folks. AGW is occuring. The big buzzword in the community at this point is mitigation. This is why statements such as "if we stopped using fossil fuels today, would GW stop?" are so completely inane and stupid.
What I don't understand is why people who claim that this is mostly just "cyclical" are so damned proud of wearing their ignorance so proudly?
To the skeptics: Please, stop reading the likes of the non-published cherry pickers such as George Taylor and get some education on the issue before talking out your.. ahem.
A great place to spend some time on the issue is http://www.realclimate.org/. A blog run by actual climate scientists. It can be a bit thick with the science, but it is extremely informative (especially on the state of current models).
**note: Neither myself or my wife is directly associated with RealClimate. Though she does have some contributions to the Fourth Assessment Report.
So you're saying that also all tenured climatologists are making up global warming so that they get funding to make up more things, this all to avoid teaching a bit more?
Face its too late,
You cannot have a global populate grow from an average of 500million over 100000s of years, to a massive 6 billion with out either...
a) massive climate change
b) massive populate deaths due to not enough food/weather/disease.
It will happen.
Ever tried putting 1000 fish in a 5 sq meter fish tank, THEY MOSTLY DIE!!!!
100% blame goes to pure capitalism which has no idea on the laws of physics. You cannot grow 20%/yr FOREVER!!!
Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
It doesnt matter that australia doesnt sign, we make .1 contribution.
We make less pollution than all of Shanghai/Beiging put together.
Total green house gases per person is not meaning full for small populations.
At least we dont eat whales like the ps3 fan bois.
Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
Disclaimer: I am not a "there's no problem with global warming" type. My comment concerns only a specific stupid article, which, due to the ignorance of the journalist that wrote it, could happen to be on any side of the argument. I can tell you what fuels the skeptical attitude of many people to the whole global warming issue. It's stupid newspaper articles that say something like this: "If all the ice in the Arctics melts, then we'll surely drown". Perhaps I misunderstand something, but due to the effect mentioned in the subject, nothing at all would happen: the Northern polar cap is situated in ocean. OTOH, if the Arctical cap melts, then we're in a very big trouble already, due to other disasters.
This is simply not true, most people who lie do so out of laziness or fear with no thinking involved. You may be right about elaborate lies, confidence tricks and so on, but most lying is done by stupid people who can't foresee the consequences.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
Again, as I understand the science, not entierly true. Notable, as you call them, weather events would happen regardless of Global Climate change. What climate change does is make them more likely to occur. So while you can't blame any individual event on climate change you can pin an increased over all frequency of such events on it.
I'll freely admit that AGW models are only an approximation, and are not even as good as Newton's approximations. The point is that the old science has already been thrown out, and those who would call themselves progressive are wanting to return to it. That's not progressive, that's regressive.
0 years after the scientific method was employed. (I.e., we had already switched to a heliocentric model by that point.)
Right. It's possible that they're wrong. It's far less likely that you're right. For every 1 Einstein turning science on its head (and barely changing existing methodologies where they were being used), there's probably 10,000 Timecubers.
If I came up to you and said, go ahead and jump across the Grand Canyon - it's a much shorter way to get across. Don't pay attention to the millions of scientists who have said you'll fall to certain death. I have this theory that says that you can get all the way across, just like Wile E. Coyote, as long as you don't look down. After all, look at Newton and those crazy geocentrists. Would you jump?
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Professor Stephen W. Falken is that you? If we aren't here will nature start over with the Bees next time?
The data analyzed is of hundreds of thousends of years.
Stop parading your ingorance. It is not a pretty sight.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
All good points. Thanks for the reply.
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It is not pretty.
Putting aside your despicable disregard for biological diversity and you obvious ignorance regarding extintions in very short spans of time, sea level rising would affect so many people (a couple of meters would do) that is mind bogling to find sociopath like you that seem untroubled by this.
Shanghai and Lagos, the largest cities of China and Nigeria, are less than two meters above sea level, as is 20 percent of the population and farmland of Egypt, just for starters.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
And in such short sentence.
Our ancestors had thousend or millions of years to adapt to slow climatic changes.
Our *direct* descendents one or two generations down the line, and perhaps ourselves, would have to adapt to dramatic golbal climatic changes happening during 200 or 300 years.
We may not have enough time to adapt buddy.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
So Africa can finally go down the drain (since most arable land there would become useless).
I fail to see how Canada and Russia haveing more arable land would make any difference to the poorest of the poor. After all the abundancy of food in the US today has not solved the food distribution problems.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
.... the the problem is the speed of the change, not necessarily the change itself?
And how can we drill into your skull that the amounts of CO2 being released in the athmosphere by human activity have no parallel in the history of the planet?
But you will say there is contorversy regarding this because a few wackos paid by oil companies and rapturists say it ain't so.
We are fucking doomed.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
.... in matters of climate change is like quoting the KKK in matters of racial harmony.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
.... that when I grew up we did not have a car. How did we all survive???
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
Amen, David. I'd still like to know where Jesus is coming back from. More importantly - what kind of Messiah (as in 'son of G-d') would actually approve of:
- the blatant destruction of this planet through corporate and special interest groups?
- the current trend in/with this neocon xtain schtick as 'proclaimed' and 'practiced' by the so called (xtain) 45% of the US population?
- the ethnocentric belief that 'their G-d' is the only G-d? What of the billions of people who are NOT all that familiar w/ the Western Model of Salvation? (see below)
Top 10 Signs that you are a CHRISTIAN FUNDIE
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a trinity god.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how G-d/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women and children, and even trees.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of G-d.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.
Shalom all!
-Neddy
.... and anybody that knows how positive feedback in any system works, should be genuinely worried abouts these development.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
Nah, it is more like quoting Martin Luther on matters of Catholic theology. The Copenhagen Consensus people are heretics because they don't buy into the apocalyptic mythology that informs today's environmental movement.
.05 degrees or cut AIDS by 90% You have enough political capital to do one. Choose.
That and they ask hard questions like: Cut global temps by
Put the question that way and suddenly reasonable people don't see radical change to the global economy as a priority.
Granted on the first point.
Disagree on the second. Yes, the simple "white lies" are easy, but they are also trivial to catch. I've done some experiments during psychology seminars - with a bit of training and calibration to the test person, you can fairly accurately spot it when someone is lying on simple questions (mostly it's yes/no questions that are being used in these demonstrations). My own accuracy rate is about 75%, others are better.
Maybe I should have elaborated a bit. Of course telling lies is easy. But telling convincing lies that will hold up to some scrutiny is far from trivial.
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That doesn't take smarts, it takes crazy.
Many very smart people go through there life and are quite honest.
People seem to think you must be well recognized to be smart. Like saying 'Britny Spears is smart because she is on the TV guide.'.
And telling lies people will believe is not that hard. The best lise won't be scrutinzed at all. Every huckser as always depended on that.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
Now you're twisting words.
I didn't say that every smart person is a liar, or that every liar is smart. Read back to the original posting, please.
Likewise, I made no statement about recognition. In our current media landscape, recognition is a mix of connections (knowing a producer who can put you on TV) and simple luck. There's millions of movies on YouTube and Co. and the next Star Wars Kid is not going to be determined by any formula or system, but by Ia Chaos.
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i am boggled at the ignorance of people anymore. it's scary what the educational systems have done to people ... they have tricked them into thinking they have foundation to think.
1. what purpose is their in mocking Christianity or those that believe in it, or the "End Times"? do "you people" really think you know so much as to know the essentials of Christianity are false or silly? do "you people" really think "evolution" is science? here's some education for you "science types": evolution is the most insane "belief system" there is - and it was taught to you for a reason - despite the fact that there are no facts to support it. no one has ever seen a dog give birth to a cat or butterfly. yes, there are variations between species, but those that "believe" in the "evolution religion" have no evidence at all that variations lead to new species. furthermore, most all, if not all, genetic mutations are for the worse. furthermore, there are no records of "missing links" - they remain missing, and the reasonable conclusion is that they don't exist. species are distinctly different from one another - despite any similarities - and there are no fossil records of "smooth transitions". furthermore, genetics is in a state of devolution - the errors that get encoded over generations build up over time - all species are headed for extinction sooner or later - DNA never overcame entropy. it's like copying one floppy disk to another - sooner or later, errors will build up - and it is doubtful that the 100,000th copy of a copy will have contain "E=mc2" when the first floppy only contained 2+2=4.
a) it is not reasonable to assume that every species "evolved" - 1st you'd have to "believe" that genetic mutations can actually benefit an animal beyond the rest that did not mutate - do you have any evidence that this is possible? all genetic mutations i have ever seen and know of have been detrimental to the animals functionality/survivability.
b) 2nd, you'd have to "believe" that both a male and female of a species mutated into a new species at or about the same time, and in the same area - so there could be sex/offspring to carry on the mutation.
c) 3rd, you'd have to "believe" that brothers and sisters could have sex and create a new lineage of the mutated species without the birth defects of this new incestual lineage ending the lineage.
d) 4th, you'd have to believe that DNA is evolving, when science and data clearly show DNA is devolving and building up with errors over time.
2) people always blame "religions" as the cause of the most death/war on earth - but if you dig a bit deeper - you will find that the root is people that "follow" and can't think things thru for themselves.
3) i see the term "fossil fuel" used everywhere - which is one of the most ridiculous terms i ever heard - do "you people" really think the zillions of barrels of oil on earth are from "fossils"??? what a joke. there's oil over a dozen miles deep in the earth - beneath solid bedrock miles deep - and who knows just how deep the oil goes ... the point is - this is all "belief" - not fact, not even good theoretical science. you just digest whatever BigOil propaganda that is thrown your way without critical thinking.
4) all this blabber about "global warming" and "Kyoto" and "emissions" and "scientists" only goes to show how "you people" are locked into stupified indoctrinated paradigms that go nowhere. social structures are pyramidal in design - and those at the top control what you see, read, and hear; and it's all nonsense. "free energy" has been around for a long time, and as long as "you people" bicker about stupid nonsense - the people that develop it will keep getting murdered by those at or near the capstone of our social pyramid.
5) America "going down" is a fact - and it has to do with the fact that those at or near the capstone of our social structure on earth (the banksters, old european royalty, global corporate monopolists) have to do these things to any people that get too smart, too ad
AFAIK, there is no debate on either of these two issues. The only debate is over how much worse it will get. The few scientists who challenge global warming do not challenge these two points, to the best of my knowledge. The only thing I've gotten from reading the "challengers" is that they think that sooner, rather than later, hidden systems will kick in that will counteract our influence. Other than wishful thinking, I have no idea what they're basing this on (as I can't find any journal articles that support this idea).
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Actually, some models of climate change suggest that the Sahara Desert could see increased rainfall and return to its former status as a relatively lush savanna. Ought to be just the thing for growing crops where nothing grew before.
After all the abundancy of food in the US today has not solved the food distribution problems.
We have solved it quite handily within our own country, thanks to capitalism. You can buy oranges in Fairbanks and king crab in Miami any day of the year.
"Food distribution problems" in the Third World are typically a function of the degree to which a nation adheres to socialist economic principles. We will be reading about them in Venezuela any day now, mark my words.
Too much Law; not enough Order.
At least this makes up for some of the islands reportedly lost to global warming: http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,341669, 00.html.