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Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free

th3d0ct0r writes "ZDNet reports that Microsoft is now willing to replace your pirated version of Windows XP. As part of the recently started "Windows Genuine advantage" program, Alex Hilton explains that this incentive aims to bring out customers who bought PC's with Windows XP preinstalled from vendors that pirated the Microsoft OS. Not only do they offer amnesty to anyone coming forth with a pirated version, but also to ship an original version of their product with a valid license to replace the pirated one, each customer being able to get up to 5 such replacements. Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

574 comments

  1. Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase (so they have someone to go after).

    1. Re:Important to note by chuckfucter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, I'm glad you said that because I didn't read the artcle.

    2. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it requires a proof of purchase

      That's why your receipt reads "*** NO O/S ***"

    3. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there is always fine print. Is this actually comment #2?

    4. Re:Important to note by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny


      This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase (so they have someone to go after).

      Crap. I thought I might be able to scam them into giving me a free upgrade to XP Pro even though I already have a paid-for W2K Pro license.

    5. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is only a pilot program for the UK

      So if you're not a pilot, you need not apply.

    6. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn... I was about to get the burner out.

    7. Re:Important to note by OAB_X · · Score: 1

      A more interesting thing to not would be whether this would even be successful. Everyone i know has pirated copies of XP. This is unlikely to change anything.

    8. Re:Important to note by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      I thought that SP2 didn't install on pirated copies, or is there a way around that?

    9. Re:Important to note by professor+seagull · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/09/142203

    10. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this guy up insightful. I'd hate to see karma whoring evolve to people restating a few lines from the article.

    11. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't work. SP2 will not install. Try Again.

    12. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd hate to see karma whoring evolve to people restating a few lines from the article.

      But see, we don't read the article. So summaries from readers who KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW make for awesome comments....

    13. Re:Important to note by Curtman · · Score: 1

      You just use a key that isn't on their blacklist, and it works just fine. Or so I've heard.

    14. Re:Important to note by shufler · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      1. Obtain Microsoft Windows XP Corporate (Volume Licensing), as it does nto Activate.

      2. Generate (either programatically, or through the use of Social Engineering) a proper-looking Microsoft Windows XP Corporate (Volume Licensing) key that has not been blacklisted by Microsoft.

      3. Install Windows using this key. If already using a blacklisted key, perform the operations to change it (STFW. This involves tricking Activation into thinking that you received the key while Activating by phone).

      4. ...

      5. Profit! (Assuming, of course, you can prove your now illegal version of Windows was pre-installed by an OEM, and that you paid for it)

    15. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked fine for me... I own a copy, but I have way to much free time and decided to try it. On the other hand, I liked sp1 better. Less wierd crap popping up telling me the obvious all of the time.

    16. Re:Important to note by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it is only a pilot program, I must say, Microsoft has much better PR (and marketing) people than the RIAA et al.

      I feel too lazy right now to draw up a "step 1, step 2, profit!" list, but I think this is a pretty smooth move by Microsoft: increase consumer trust/goodwill, nail pirate "hubs" and generally solidify market share.

      I'm no fan, but I have to say, Microsoft has its act together on this one.

    17. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have a friend who installed sp2 on a pirated copy of xp. he could send you a screenshot if you asked him real nice.

    18. Re:Important to note by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Crap. I thought I might be able to scam them into giving me a free upgrade to XP Pro even though I already have a paid-for W2K Pro license.

      Your comment contains a grammatical error. You mistakenly use the word "upgrade" instead of "downgrade."

      :)
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      English is easier said than done.
    19. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i did it 2 days ago on xp pro without cracks or anything
      not even a notice came up

    20. Re:Important to note by Vulcann · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase

      Let me get this straight. Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill ?
      Another point, as soon as all the piracy shops hear about this, the few dumb ones who did pirate the copies with a bill will simply stop issuing bills for the copies thus preventing anything tracing back to them.
      A third point, Windows might be a large chunk of pirateable software but it's far from being the ONLY piece of it. There are millions of other software titles worthy of pirating. These guys can afford to keep low until MS abandons this program. And abandon it they will because the only way to sustain this is to keep dishing out Windows free, which of course MS cannot possibly do.

    21. Re:Important to note by accelleron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "weird crap popping up telling you the obvious" Yup, that pretty much sums up XP.

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    22. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight. Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill ?

      Back when I worked at a computer store in the early 90's, my boss often sold people pirated copies of Windows. The trick was to find a vendor who would sell fake windows paper licenses, so even a sharp customer would not think twice about it.

      It wasn't pure profit. He would pick the fake copies of Windows up for about $30/each and sell them for around $100 with a system.

    23. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... instead of 'downgrade.' "

      Or the equally-correct "royal screw-over"

    24. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this funny?

      The real upgrade to windows 2000 is windows 2003 (server).

    25. Re:Important to note by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a grammatical error. Even the following sentence is grammatically correct:
      The invisible red ball is floating in a green love with very loud lemon flavour.
      Not that it made any sense, of course :-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    26. Re:Important to note by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill?

      Ah, but lack of a paper trail will not make your pissed off users forget where they bought their computer. Say, a policeman out of uniform stops by at your store to do a little shopping, then makes a call to Microsoft to validate the Windows copy they got on their HD?

      And abandon it they will because the only way to sustain this is to keep dishing out Windows free, which of course MS cannot possibly do.

      What's the harm to give a free copy to people who are already using your stuff without paying and are likely trying to come clear?

      It's funny that you mentioned it though, because I believe eventually Microsoft will have a free basic OS and sell stuff that runs on top of it. Think of what happened when Netscape released a good, free web browser. Once Linux functionality reaches certain level and PC+monitor can be had for $200 or so, vendors will start to take a notice of even $20 OEM copy price. Then there is only one thing Microsoft can do to compete.

    27. Re:Important to note by databyss · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd love to see the RIAA or MPAA instate a program like this.

      "We'll give you the DVD to any movie you have on your computer, and the CD to any songs you downloaded."

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    28. Re:Important to note by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Mine is better, and more accurate!
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/05/124121 4

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    29. Re:Important to note by Vulcann · · Score: 1

      Ah, but lack of a paper trail will not make your pissed off users forget where they bought their computer.

      Maybe so, but it still isnt enough to prove he sold a pirated copy of Windows. Create suspicion, maybe but I doubt if that's enough by itself to conclusively prove the case.

      What's the harm to give a free copy to people who are already using your stuff without paying and are likely trying to come clear?

      No harm whatsoever. I'm all for free software but the thing is, MS isn't doing this so that everyone will get they're OS free. They are doing this so that eventually they will catch all the bootleggers giving they're OS away and then be able to properly charge everyone for the OS proper in the form of upgrades et. al. They wont go through all this trouble of catching piracy folks if they intend to give they're OS away anyway. As an example, would RedHat try and catch software pirates who peddle Linux ?

    30. Re:Important to note by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      I wish they'd try that in Russia.

      On the other hand, if they did, they'd go bankrupt in a month. Which would also be a good thing...

    31. Re:Important to note by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1, Informative
      Or alternatively, pretend to the customer to sell a computer "without Windows", but Windows just happens to be installed on its hard drive, left over from "testing". If the customer keeps using this windows (rather than installing a proper OS over it), it's officially his business, not the vendor's. And the invoice obviously only shows hardware, no OS. So, there's no easy way for a third party (MS) to find out whether the computer was sold with a pirate version of Windows on it, or whether the customer installed it after the sale himself, in order to claim the goody.

      Back in the old days, computer's were often sold "without DOS", with the full understanding that DOS was still installed on the hard disk; the only thing missing would be the boxed install disks and manuals. Even nowadays, OS-less laptops often come with Windows installed, complete with special manufacturer OEM customization menu still active ;-)

    32. Re:Important to note by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So if you're not a pilot, you need not apply."

      Not a prob. I'm also an Excel user. ;)

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      "Derp de derp."
    33. Re:Important to note by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well as long as they applied the same conditions, i.e. we'll give you a legit copy if you tell us where you bought this knock-off, then it wouldn't be very different. Pigs will have to fly first.

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    34. Re:Important to note by paganizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, where is the +1 "Its really obvious but no one seems to get it" moderation when you need it?

      Win2k pro and WinXP Pro cost the same.
      Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      Win2k Pro uses less system resources, does everything XP does better than XP does.
      The only thing it doesn't have is Intel Hyperthreading support. Big Whoop.

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    35. Re:Important to note by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight. Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill ?

      Every counter-feiter trying to pass off their copy as a genuine copy? I mean, there's warez, in which you know you're getting a pirated copy, probably a burned CD with "Windows XP" written with a sharpie. Then there's counter-feits, which are designed to look real to the casual user. This is going after the latter. If you know you have a warez copy, this program is not for you.

      Kjella

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    36. Re:Important to note by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      It doesn't have built in zip... for the 3 people who don't already have Winzip/Power Archiver/WinRAR.

      Not forgetting the photo organiser - because you can't just get one of those for free ;)

    37. Re:Important to note by Astatine · · Score: 1

      To be pedantic, the upgrade to Windows 2000 Server Editions is Windows Server 2003. The upgrade to Windows 2000 Professional is Windows XP Professional. :)

    38. Re:Important to note by stm2 · · Score: 1

      Win2k Pro uses less system resources, does everything XP does better than XP does.
      The only thing it doesn't have is Intel Hyperthreading support. Big Whoop.


      There is something more than XP does that W2k doesn't: Support for dual monitor (and different part of the desktop on each) using 1 video card. Even Win98 does this. I have a Toshiba Sat. Pro 4600, first it was with Win98 and I could attach a monitor and display 2 different screens. With Windows 2000 I can't do it (I check this out in Toshiba IRIS support system).

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    39. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is this funny? The real upgrade to windows 2000 is windows 2003 (server).

      Why is this insightful? -1 Wrong, unless I'm not aware of a desktop version of Windows 2003 that doesn't cost $700.

    40. Re:Important to note by Zemran · · Score: 1

      you mean I cannot say 'I have 5 pirate copies that I want to exchange, so does my girlfriend, brother, sister, son, daughter, father, mother, neighbour, neighbour's cat etc. and can I have my replacements quickly as the car boot sale is on Saturday' ?

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    41. Re:Important to note by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has much better PR (and marketing) people than the RIAA et al.

      You don't think that suing a twelve year old girl might help Microsoft in the long run?

    42. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even the following sentence is grammatically correct:
      The invisible red ball is floating in a green love with very loud lemon flavour.
      Not that it made any sense, of course :-)


      I deduce you've never done LSD, then. :p

    43. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win2k pro and WinXP Pro cost the same.

      WinXP Home is cheaper, and does most of the things Win2k Pro can do.

      Win2k Pro uses less system resources, does everything XP does better than XP does. The only thing it doesn't have is Intel Hyperthreading support. Big Whoop.

      Subpixel text rendering? Maybe you don't have an LCD display, but it makes a huge difference for people that do.

      Built-in network bridging? Maybe you don't need it, or maybe you're happy faffing about with proxies and servers, but I've sure found it a lot easier to set up moderately complex networks with XP than with Win2k.

      IE6 SP2? Maybe you can persuade all your users to switch to Firefox or Opera, but for those of us who have to manage idiot who are going to stick with IE whatever, it's nice to be able to give them a version that's marginally more secure than the basic one.

      The list goes on...

      (Of course, notwithstanding all that I still use Win2k on my home computer, because I can't be bothered to upgrade... but in a work environment, XP has distinct advantages.)

    44. Re:Important to note by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Same here... I was running Matrox Dual Head long before XP was released.

    45. Re:Important to note by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      XP Home is crippled and can't join a domain, doesn't have directory/file security, etc. No thanks.

      Have you ever *seen* subpixel text rendering? I work on a laptop all day and there is *no way* I would leave that switched on - it gives me a headache to look at for 10 minutes let alone 8 hours.

      Network bridging - useful only for the 0.1% of users who try to use XP as a switch. Everyone else uses a switch. (I don't get what you mean by 'moderately complex networks using XP'. XP is a *client* OS. It sits on the desktop. With one network card. You definately shouldn't be trying to build networks with it, except maybe for a bet).

      IE6 SP2 - you even mentioned Firefox in your reply.. who needsit?

    46. Re:Important to note by Badfysh · · Score: 1

      It must be the limitations of your video card, works fine on my IBM A21m/Win2K.

      --

      I was conned by an old man in a cloak. It turns out those *were* the droids I was looking for.

    47. Re:Important to note by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      quite a few ppl I know use bridging - they have a dsl/cable NIC for broadband and a wireless NIC for home network - I know you can and should just gout out and buy a cheapie home router but they don't wanna... and I can't make them!

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    48. Re:Important to note by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows has supported Internet connection sharing since Windows98SE, including Win2k. That's not something new in Windows XP.

    49. Re:Important to note by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      You know, Microsoft bashing is not a religion or something to aspire to. For me Windows XP is better than 2000, and when it comes down to it, I don't think people should be saying things like that when they don't really understand or mean them.

      Given there's nothing better (I'm gonna get flamed now), you might as well stop moaning and live with it. I dunno about you, but Windows XP was a huge improvment over anything previously. I can still remember the shock when I installed it and it actually found and had drivers for all my hardware, even an ancient Conexant 56k modem.

      Since when has it been possible to install Linux and have everything work? No, you have to fiddle around deep down, and even then you're lucky if something goes right. Hell, I installed Linux and it couldn't even find my USB mouse.

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    50. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It did to me. I need coffee.

    51. Re:Important to note by isecore · · Score: 1

      bridging != internet connection sharing.

      Quite a difference there actually. Bridging ties two networks together (actually it works exactly as a hardware-switch) while ICS starts up a NAT-service and acts as such.

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    52. Re:Important to note by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Depends, are the pirates peddling RedHat Linux and not distributing the source?

    53. Re:Important to note by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      My bad... it shows up as a "bridged connection" on the xp network properties panel.

      I didn't realise it was just a NAT thing - thanks for the enlightenment

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      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    54. Re:Important to note by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      XP Home is crippled and can't join a domain, doesn't have directory/file security, etc. No thanks.

      If you want security, run Linux. If you want to play games, run XP Home. I don't need Active Directory to play Doom 3, nor do I need filesystem security. XP also boots much faster and is more stable than 2K, as long as you stay away from SP2. 2K was great, but XP is just a little better.

    55. Re:Important to note by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS has another problem. There are two kind of shady computer shops or dealers: A) The ones who don't sell you an OS, but funny enough ... it appears to be on the harddisk. Here both dealer and buyer know that the Windows copy is illegal, but when the owner tries to get his genuine MS copy, the dealer will just deny to have installed Windows and it will be tough for MS to prove that it wasn't the buyer that installed the pirated copy himself. Then we have B) where the dealer is trying to make more money and really fakes a copy of Windows, including copies of the booklet, CD, etc., the whole deal. In this case the computer owner doesn't know he has a pirated copy. He/she paid enough for it that they expect it to be genuine. So, I'm wondering how many people will call MS. And anyway, who wants to be in which ever MS/BSA address book. You must be really dumb to volunteer for that ....

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    56. Re:Important to note by Curate · · Score: 5, Informative
      Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
      As is XP.

      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?

      Win2k Pro uses less system resources
      If XP uses more resources, then it's only marginally so. And that's pretty normal; not many OSes use fewer resources as new versions are released.

      , does everything XP does better than XP does.
      It's the exact opposite. XP's feature set is a superset of W2K Pro's. One difference you mentioned already is hyperthreading. That *is* a big deal if you have a hyperthreading CPU; you want to make full use of your hardware, don't you?

      Another difference is support for dual monitors. Other posters will note that they have gotten dual monitors to work with W2K. Well, you can do it with certain video cards (mostly dual-head cards), but it is up to the video card driver writer to add support for it. However, in Windows XP, you can simply use any arbitrary combination of video cards; the work of creating the virtual desktop is done in the OS itself.

      Fast user switching. A built-in firewall. Sound card emulation in NTVDM (try playing Doom on W2K, then try it on XP); better compatibility with DOS apps in general. A skinnable/themeable GUI (don't like the default? go back to the W2K look and feel). ClearType. Improved power management. Device driver rollback. Network bridging. Faster boot time.

      And then there are lots of little improvements here and there, such as new command line options for various commands.

      Really, it's pretty sad if you think W2K is better than XP in any way, shape, or form. Maybe you were just trolling. Otherwise feel free to continue to use W2K in blissful ignorance.

    57. Re:Important to note by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      If you want security, run Linux.

      Ding ding ding.

      Wrong.

      If you want security, understand how to secure your systems. Blindly slapping Linux on your hardware to get 'security' is beyond idiocy, it's almost felonious.

    58. Re:Important to note by bob+beta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nobody 'sues' a 12 year old girl.

      The parents of a 12 year old girl were sued, as they are legally responsible for said girl's actions.

      A few days later they were seen at the Borders bookstore picking up a copy of 'Spanking for Dummies.'

    59. Re:Important to note by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      You don't have to do that. All you have to do is call it Red Hat Linux and the boys at RedHat will come after you. Ask a business entity like this one who have to sell something they brand as 'Pink Tie Linux' because of RHAT's legal muscle.

    60. Re:Important to note by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Worked for me with an ATI dual-head card. I still switched to using two video cards though (ATI Radeon + Nvidia TNT hehe), because windows often popped up spanning both windows, and maximizing maximized the window over the width of both monitors. Weird thing is, I don't get ANY video until the Windows desktop comes up, not even during POST.

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    61. Re:Important to note by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

      Win2k Pro uses less system resources, does everything XP does better than XP does

      Doesn't have run as... except for shortcuts..last time i looked.

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    62. Re:Important to note by phasm42 · · Score: 1
      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation". How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?
      This is just a stupid comment. Activation can be a real PITA.
      Another difference is support for dual monitors. Other posters will note that they have gotten dual monitors to work with W2K. Well, you can do it with certain video cards (mostly dual-head cards), but it is up to the video card driver writer to add support for it. However, in Windows XP, you can simply use any arbitrary combination of video cards; the work of creating the virtual desktop is done in the OS itself.
      I run a dual-monitor setup at work with an ATI Radeon and an Nvidia TNT2 under Win2kPro. Works as a virtual desktop, no problem.
      WinXP does have more features, and eventually I will switch to it. But Win2k is simply more responsive, and I haven't had the need for XP's extra features. I do like the built-in firewall (even though it's simple), and I like regedit's built-in permissions options (Win2k has to use regedt32). I think I mainly object to XP's style and philosophy of hiding details from you. It was obviously targeted toward a home market. "Simple file-sharing" is an example of this.
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    63. Re:Important to note by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      I did the same, but I ran into problems when windows wouldn't recognize the second monitor attached but did realize something was different about the display, hence giving me absolutely no video at all. I had to put in an older video card, boot with that and then install the matrox drivers so that windows had them cached and then swap the card again. It made for some frustration.

    64. Re:Important to note by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      With Linux, you can set file and directory permissions more fine-grained than "the My Documents folder is mine". With XP Home, I've unfortunately discovered, you can't. That sucks a lot of ass for me, since I have an extra hard drive that I'd like to have private sections on.

    65. Re:Important to note by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference here though. The people Microsoft is targetting are people who bought PC's with a pirated version of XP on their computer. Thus, the OEM was the pirate moreso than the end user. With music and movies, it's invariably the end user that does the pirating. The targets are different. Microsoft just looks better in this because the end user is getting a free deal.

    66. Re:Important to note by nicolas.e · · Score: 1

      we'll give you a legit copy if you tell us where you bought this knock-off

      allofmp3.com

    67. Re:Important to note by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      what karma whoring? The OP posted it anonymously.

    68. Re:Important to note by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've done something like this in the past, even if they didn't advertise it. I was working in a small computer shop several years ago, and one of our regular customers, a local dentist with a small office network, came in to get Windows 95 installed on his 5 machines.

      Being an honest guy, he'd actually purchased 5 copies at the local computer show. Unfortunately, they were counterfeit copies - a fact that probably wasn't obvious to someone who didn't see the real thing every day.

      Anyway, we called Microsoft's anti-piracy hotline and provided all the information we had about the vendor. I know they sent the guy at least one legitimate copy for his trouble.

      I sympathize with people like that, who thought they were getting a legitimate deal. Not so much so for the guy who came in with some CDs he'd picked up in Hong Kong, each with some $50,000 in assorted titles, and wanted help installing the programs.

    69. Re:Important to note by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Real men use keygens.

    70. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think you can set file security if you boot in safe-mode...

    71. Re:Important to note by Baikala · · Score: 1

      Well, I would mod the FP informative had I any points left. Some times the article description isn't very clear, or it's to biased to make my mind on if I want to read the article or not, in those cases I read a few post first.

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    72. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation". How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?

      If you only use your computer for using IE and the occasional video game, activation may not affect you much.

      In our case (demoing our software running it inside Microsoft's Virtual PC), activation *really* can suck. I can't count the number of times we're at the customer's site, starting the Virtual PC; and it complains about how it can't be used til it activates -- and then we need to ask them to give us an internet connection to activate our demo -- or sit on hold for 1/2 hour as the customer does something else.

      XP-style activation never bothered me for my home computer; but really isn't appropriate for corporate use.

    73. Re:Important to note by MimsyBoro · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting cleartype.
      That's the reason I moved to XP. Ohh my eyes!

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    74. Re:Important to note by Curate · · Score: 1
      This is just a stupid comment. Activation can be a real PITA.

      (I'll let the personal insult slide for the moment.) For 99.9% of users, activation is not a PITA; it's a no-brainer. You type in your 25-digit activation code at install time, and you're done. Not too difficult. I've done it a number of times wth XP and never found it much of an inconvenience. Lots of software, including a number of games I have, use the same scheme.

      With XP's activation scheme, you can even activate up to 5 *completely* different machines using the same activation code, without any problems. Minor hardware changes like adding RAM or swapping a video card do not even count as different machines for activation purposes.

      Activation is 100% anonymous, so even privacy weenies can't complain.

      Some few people claim to have a legitimate need to constantly reinstall XP. This is basically a BS argument. Firstly, as implied above, you can reinstall an infinite number of times on the same hardware with no problems. OK, so say you constantly need to install XP onto different machines. Sounds a bit fishy, but fine. You can run XP for up to 30 days without even activating it! Maybe some people didn't know that. OK, so say you constantly need to install XP onto different machines at intervals of just over 30 days. Getting fishier and fishier by the moment, but fine. You have two options: 1) use the corporate version of XP, which doesn't require activation at all (you should have known to do this in the first plcae based on your anticipated odd usage patterns); or 2) once you've hit your 6th activation and XP is complaining (which under the conditions stated above takes half a year) call into the *anonymous*, *toll-free* hotline where they will *with no questions asked* reenable your activation code.

      If you have read all of the above carefully, I think you'd be hard pressed to come up with a legitimate scenario where you are not a pirate and activation is a PITA. I think you're just spouting out that's it's a PITA because you've heard that it's a PITA?

      Mm, all this PITA talk, and I'm getting hungry.

    75. Re:Important to note by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      Nope. You have to fork out the several hundred dollars every couple of years.

      It may only be so that the taskbar can be turned blue and so that basic security holes are fixed but thats no excuse not to pay the Windows Tax!

    76. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you get the Corporate Edition for corporate use. No activation whatsoever. Check with your local Microsoft dealer for details.

    77. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out this article for details on the kernel improvements from 2k to XP. After reading the article, I'm convinced XP is better. (In my experience, XP has always been better, I never understood those who complained about it)

    78. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Painfully, painfully obvious that 'Curate' is a sock puppet for Microsoft.

      In the local connection properties for Win2K are settings for security, including Kerberos security and settings for handling outside communication attempts that XP simply does not have. Micro$$$$ does not want you to secure XP machines. They want you to eat all cookies, popups, and popunders and directX controls, et. on all 65,535 ports available in the TCP/IP spec. XP claims a firewall. I would trust it as far as I would trust a cobra snake. Anything written or supported by microsoft is probably a spy or a remote administration worm. The new service pack for XP is a prime example, it is just a foundation pack fix for DRM.
      The 'curate' thinks that we computer users have no rights, that we are low evil creatures as a class and have to be 'controlled'. He thinks that any offense taken at the most outrageous invasion of our freedom and/or privacy is an advocacy of 'piracy'. Now that word 'piracy' is the most over used tool of Hitler's 'Big Lie' that ever crossed a microphone or cut a throat. We are all supposed to be scared silent at the mere mention of it. We bought our computers and its software with our own money and this corporate whore is trying to steal all of it away with outrageous insinuations behind draconian laws enacted at the behest of malefactors of great wealth.
      I for one will not want my sons or daughters to die in a future war caused by the United States' interference with the rights of man for the benefit of faceless, souless corporations. Rest assured, there will be a war over this someday where US troops will be sent into various countries in order to enforce a failed idol of the ability to own ideas, and the concommitant impossibility to develope anything simply because of the impossible nightmare of ever being able to prove that any idea is really original beyond the shadow of some whorish corporate lawyer's parroted 'doubts' in some drumhead court.

    79. Re:Important to note by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well, 2k has a few flaws (mostly IE related) that are fixed in xp but which there are no fixes for 2k..

      As for the skinnable interface, that actually makes it slower, even if you adopt the win2k skin it's still slower than real win2k.. and the resource usage is noticeably higher, not just marginally..
      The faster booting is just a cheat too, it may present a login prompt quicker but it's not really booted, it finishes loading in the background.

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    80. Re:Important to note by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Nah, pussies use keygens. Real men use Linux.

    81. Re:Important to note by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
      As is XP.

      Ah, OK. I'll install XP when SP4 comes out, then. Assuming that Hell has frozen over by then, of course.

    82. Re:Important to note by Curate · · Score: 1
      As for the skinnable interface, that actually makes it slower, even if you adopt the win2k skin it's still slower than real win2k..

      The "classic" W2K interface is not a skin, it's a hard-coded interface just like it was in W2K. Skinnability is provided by the Themes service, which can be completely disabled if you aren't using a skin. The classic interface is not slower than W2K's, provided you turn off the extra eye candy (e.g. pointer shadows, fading menus) that XP provides.

      and the resource usage is noticeably higher, not just marginally..

      Care to substantiate this claim? In my experience it's not noticeably higher. Right now I've got OE, three copies of IE, a CMD prompt, and WMP 10 running, and my total commit charge is about 200MB. That's not too unreasonable, considering that 512MB of RAM is typical for modern PCs. I could reduce this quite a bit if I disabled a lot of the stuff that W2K doesn't have, such as the firewall (which I realistically don't need since I'm behind a cable/DSL router which has its own firewall) and the aforementioned Themes service.

      The faster booting is just a cheat too, it may present a login prompt quicker but it's not really booted, it finishes loading in the background.

      You're right that it continues to load services in the background, but that's what W2K (and NT before it) did too. With XP, MS has improved the load order a bit so that you can log in sooner and start working sooner. But I don't know how that is considered a "cheat"; it has legitimate value. Additionally, XP has a feature which analyzes the load order of your drivers and places them in an optimal place on the disk, in chronological order. (This feature first appeared in Windows ME.) Thus, even if you look at "complete" boot time, XP is faster than W2K.

    83. Re:Important to note by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Duh.
      If you want to play games, run win2k; I can run ANY game in Win2K except for some of the weirder DOS-only games (privateer 1, Master of Magic, settlers 2) which I run in VirtualPC. or I can always dual boot.
      Doom3 runs fine out of the box.
      XP boots slightly faster. granted.
      It is NOT more stable. it isn't even close to being more stable.
      DOD Cert, the group that says whether the military users can use software on a military network, until October of last year noted that it was CRIMINAL to run XP in a secure location. Then it changed....because Microsoft GAVE the DOD 100,000(+/-) copies of XP pro.
      However, must administrators still refuse.
      Xp is to 2k what ME was to Win98SE.

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    84. Re:Important to note by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Hardware specific problem. Works fine with a Matrox M200 and a GeForce2, and I've set it up to work on a few other machines with random hardware.

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    85. Re:Important to note by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Ah Hah!
      ok, 2 reasons. Hyperthreading and Cleartype.
      If you don't mind me asking, what do you need cleartype for?

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    86. Re:Important to note by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's because Windows 2000 does not natively support dual head video cards. It can span the desktop accross both displays, and it can clone the desktop accross multiple monitors, but that's it. It's up to the people who write the drivers to include dual head support for Windows 2000. Matrox does, and I believe that nVidia does for some of their cards. ATI does not. I don't know why Windows 2000 is this way, because Windows 98 does dual head just fine.

      Dual head support for my ATI 9600Pro is one of the very few reasons I run Windows XP instead of 2k.

    87. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I for one will not want my sons or daughters to die in a future war caused by the United States' interference with the rights of man for the benefit of faceless, souless corporations. Rest assured, there will be a war over this someday where US troops will be sent into various countries in order to enforce a failed idol of the ability to own ideas, and the concommitant impossibility to develope anything simply because of the impossible nightmare of ever being able to prove that any idea is really original beyond the shadow of some whorish corporate lawyer's parroted 'doubts' in some drumhead court.

      Um, how did you get into this bizarre rant from a discussion of Win2k vs. WinXP? Nutcase.

    88. Re:Important to note by ma++i+ude · · Score: 1
      The invisible red ball is floating in a green love with very loud lemon flavour.

      If you're gonna argue about grammar, at least get it right. "Love" is an uncountable noun so you can't use an indefinite article in front of it. See this, for example.

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    89. Re:Important to note by fbjon · · Score: 1

      But the image thumbnail view in 2k is strange! I think it doesn't cache the thumbnails like XP does, and somehow it chokes up the system when you have a lot of pictures. Does anyone know a fix?

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    90. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's funny that you mentioned it though, because I believe eventually Microsoft will have a free basic OS and sell stuff that runs on top of it."

      Its an interesting thought that Apple's approach is almost the hardware vendor's equivalent of this. Does this mean (a) Apple's strategy will see it dominate in the long term, or (b) Microsoft will eventually have a 5% market share? Either's good...

    91. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?

      I'll tell you what, they're an issue if you don't pirate it. If you do you'll get the nice little corporate edition or a cracked version and never see an activation screen again.

    92. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All comments but the last one ("i'll buy XP when SP4 comes out then" - doh) are ok, but you all forgot that fscking ZIP (des)integration. It's so utterly fucked up, it was reason enough for me to move back to W2K.

    93. Re:Important to note by aryaabraham · · Score: 1

      Shift + Right Click to get the Run As.. menu.

    94. Re:Important to note by 74nova · · Score: 1

      eh... dual monitors in windows isnt new. ive just recently had dual monitors working in win98. i tried 98 again because i was given a really nice dman2044 card that only works in 98, but the install was crazy unstable so im running xp now. the only difficulty ive run into is that 98 prefers to have the agp card as the main in the bios and xp prefers the pci to be main. kinda strange, but it seems to be the case in both systems ive done this with.

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    95. Re:Important to note by Curate · · Score: 1
      eh... dual monitors in windows isnt new. ive just recently had dual monitors working in win98

      Yep, but I was comparing XP to W2K. XP is the first in the NT series of OSes (NT, W2K, XP) to support dual monitors.

    96. Re:Important to note by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      If theres nothing better, so what? why should i live with crap just because there's nothing better (or perceived to be.. for many uses macos or linux would be much better)
      I have a windows install for the sole purpose of playing games. Why? for precisely the reason you state, there's no better platform for playing games on.. not because windows is a good platform for games, far from it, simply because its the only platform that will run the most games properly. Tho saying that, windows is a TERRIBLE platform for games.. Try building a windows machine with the same specs as an xbox and then running the windows version of a game also available on the xbox, which do you think will run better?
      In my opinion, windows is a terrible platform for games simply because of it's size. I also consider linux and macos to be poor gaming platforms too. What we need are games that take over the hardware, like console games do or amiga games used to (yes the amiga had a very capable os, but 99% of games used it simply to bootstrap and had it flushed from memory while the game was running)

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    97. Re:Important to note by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Really, it's pretty sad if you think W2K is better than XP in any way, shape, or form.

      The major difference is, to get W2k to behave properly, you need only about a week of beating it with a large stick. XP is an continuing struggle. And don't even get me started on XP Home.

      If you're after 'ooohh... pretty', then XP is the thing for you. If you need to get something done, XP doesn't come close to w2k.

    98. Re:Important to note by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      You have two options: 1) use the corporate version of XP, which doesn't require activation at all (you should have known to do this in the first plcae based on your anticipated odd usage patterns); or 2) once you've hit your 6th activation and XP is complaining (which under the conditions stated above takes half a year) call into the *anonymous*, *toll-free* hotline where they will *with no questions asked* reenable your activation code.

      The third and easiest option is to backup the wpa.dbl file (contains activation data) and just copy it back after reinstallation.

    99. Re:Important to note by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i dont mean to be argumentative, but ive had dual monitors in 2k as well. i seriously have no idea what youre talking about.

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    100. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?


      Should the unthinkable happen and M$ goes bankrupt, re-installing Windows XP will be impossible.

      If you've bought the proper number of Windows 2000 licenses, all you relly need is one install CD and the list of CD keys.

      One other bonus with Windows 2000 is the ability to cut and paste text from a console window and a Windows application and vise versa -- you can't do that with Windows XP (unless its some hidden setting in its colorful Fisher-Price styled interface).
  2. Okay? by Refrozen · · Score: 1

    Can someone please explain to me WHY they would do this? I really don't understand MS sometimes, however, unlike you other SDotters, I don't hate them (now, I lose any standing I could ever have with them) I think, the only reason Microsoft products are buggy, is because they have SO MANY USERS using them. However, they do try to cheat you out of your original purchase if you don't upgrade to the latest version by making patches hard to get, and no reverse compatibility, they just like to screw users who don't buy new copies.

    1. Re:Okay? by ToPAz3in6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Simple... they replace the software if you hand over the key you used for the "illegal" copy. They get a key that's been distributed and harden the new wave of releases against using that key.

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    2. Re:Okay? by aaza · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why? So that they can stop the wholesale piracy by an outfit that sells dodgy copies.

      They are saying "If you bought Microsoft Windows (TM) in good faith from a supplier, and they turned out to be selling pirated stuff, we will give you a legitimate copy, and probably sue the seller back to the stone age."

      Good for Microsoft's business. They remove pirates, and will get more sales (in the future), as fewer people wholesale pirate Windows (TM) for the purpose of selling it.

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    3. Re:Okay? by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Can someone please explain to me WHY they would do this?

      Oh sure, that's easy enough. OEMs are selling boxes preloaded with pirate versions of Windows. Microsoft would like to set the dogs on them, but it would be prohibitively expensive to track them all down, assuming they could do so at all.

      By getting the customers themselves to identify them they find out who they are at no actual cost (since these wouldn't be paying customers anyway, and the cost of goods to MS is zilch).

      It's pretty straight forward.

      KFG

    4. Re:Okay? by th3d0ct0r · · Score: 1

      I believe this is actually a mind game. It is hard for me to believe that a company like M$ has no way of determining the validity of a Windows installation. Back when there was the discussion about permitting sp2 installation on machines with well known pirated serial numbers, it occured to me that maybe M$ actually intends to make its product prone to piracy.
      My conclusion as to why M$ is doing this is that they want to see if computer users are willing to denounce a vendor in return for amnesty and the rehabilitation of their license.
      One can imagine for example that if many users are willing to do that, a next step would be lets say, on multiuser machines, or within a network: "denounce music/movie pirates sharing files on your network, and you will get amnesty, and x free CD's/DVD's"

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    5. Re:Okay? by bratmobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patches are hard to get? You mean you are too lazy to click the Start button, and move the mouse up to the strange words that say "Windows Update"???

      You're too lazy to go to http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/ ?

      What's the matter with people?

    6. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Simple... they replace the software if you hand over the key[...]

      I wonder what would happen if I gave them my key...hmm FCKGW-....

    7. Re:Okay? by LordoftheWoods · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hmm... there is about nothing in this post I agree with. First off, patches are easy as pie to get for Microsoft products once they release them. They have some pretty damn fast servers waiting to upload all the patches they've ever released. Second, backwards (reverse?) compatibility is also impressive. You can run many many old programs on new Windowses and often vice versa. Microsoft has WAY better backwards compatibility than Linux, as things often get rearranged and rethought in Linux. The problems with MS are vendor lock-in, security holes, instability. (stability being more of a problem with Microsoft Playstation OSes of 95,98,Me) To be honest, I think backwards compatibility holds Windows back... you get tons of remnant erroneous junk from old Windowses that piles up in the garbage heap that is Microsoft Windows code. Example: The Windows Registry... big disaster, but we still have it around. Why? The registry is a pathetic unmaintained cob-web-full configuration system with information about programs you thought you'd eradicated years ago. *shudders*. It is the single biggest cause of the common view of Windowsites that Windows should be reinstalled annually. And finally, the quantity of bugs in code is irrelevant to how many people use it. More people means more get exposed, and it also means that people will try to exploit flaws in the code, but having many users doesn't automatically make you a sloppy coder. Ever wonder why Microsoft releases service packs? I figure that once they think they've squashed a good number of bugs, they need to rewrite some things in order to introduce new ones. They rewrite a bunch of now-working code in order to create new bugs just waiting to be exposed. SPs are the means to hide these among innocent security fixes and other additions. So yes, this brings me to that I do sort-of agree with your last point. They really do want you to upgrade to their latest incarnation of Windows.

    8. Re:Okay? by RAS+230 · · Score: 1

      as to why people would do it? imagine if you get a computer that came with XP but you never got a real disk or couldn't get the latest service pack installed because your copy is pirated. now you can't update the system you paid for. that would piss me off. I can't imagine it happens as often as a iso is knowingly downloaded or a disk is shared between people, but at least those people who do get screwed by shaddy dealers get what they paid for. (and in the case of instable updates : what they deserve)

    9. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What's the matter with people?

      Quite alot actually.

    10. Re:Okay? by sabernet · · Score: 1

      MS makes it very easy to apply patches. Probably easier then anyone else. Unfortunately, you have to wait 3 months or more to get the damn patch because until then they either deny the bug's existance or put in their knowledgebase a cheap workaround full of blaming other companies' software that destroys something else in it's place(anyone remember the GeForce 2 MX + Via chipset bluescreen glitch? Nvidia and Via would blame MS, MS would blame nvidia and via)

    11. Re:Okay? by sowdog81 · · Score: 1

      So they have someone to squeeze. Anti piracy associations are less likely to go after individuals since it probably costs more money to prosecute them then what they gain from a lawsuit. Unless they want to make an example out of them(RIAA). Going after major comapanies means you get a bigger meatier target who has deeper pockets.

    12. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 5, Insightful
      For the same reason they are known to encourage illegal copying of their software generally: to mantain their monopoly on the market as well as their crazy prices while (along with intertia) stopping users from going to free-software alternatives.

      This has been well documented. Basically, its the best of both worlds for Microsoft because the illegal copies are not counting towards Microsoft's sales (and therefore not helping antitrust prosecutions), the governments and large businesses were the majority of desktop PCs are (who have to obey the law and can afford the ludicrous per-seat prices of MSW) have to buy MSW because it is ubiqitous as everyone else uses (illegal copies of) MSW. If MS inflates the prices of MSW enough (as they have) they will get illegal copying but that just encourages the ubiquity of MSW, but they will be more than payed back by the sales to the few who own the majority of PCs, need to stay within the law and will pay any ludicrious price.

      Also, as Bill Gates stated in a frank moment, Microsoft want to introduce pirated copies of MSW "like a drug" into less-econmically developed countries in order to "get them hooked on" and lock them in to MSW and remove usage of free software in these countries.

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    13. Re:Okay? by slimak · · Score: 2, Informative
      Easy? Yes. Easier than anyone else? No.

      The software update capability is OS X is pretty damn impressive. It shows a list of what software has updates, lets me choose which to install and handles everything else for me. The only action I may have to take is accept a EULA, but this only happened the first time I updated some apps.

      The windows update is pretty good, but I don't really care for the "automatically download and install" option. Also, why do many updates take SO long to install? Not a huge issue, but annoying. In addition some updates (i.e. SP2) are so large that they are difficult to work with. For example, my wife's computer is an older laptop with ~700 MB of free space -- I cannot use windows update to install SP2 even though the update is smaller than 700 MB. This is very annoying.

      Until recently I used Mandrake and found the bundled package updater hit-and-miss. At first it worked great, but after a while I started to get errors/messages about package signatures. After a while I just gave up and didn't bother (mostly due to my powerbook arriving).

      From my experience, I would rank them
      OS X (easiest)
      Win XP
      Mandrake (hardest)

    14. Re:Okay? by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I remember when they first started using keys you just filled the box with 1's. I guess that doesn't work anymore.

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    15. Re:Okay? by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      I'd rank Debian-based distros higher than OS X. Simply put, # apt-get dist-upgrade is just too easy not to do.

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    16. Re:Okay? by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1

      Parent post has an excellent point. I think this is along the lines of "the antivirus industry (or some parts thereof) could be releasing virii simply to keep sales up." Could it be that an OS vendor would introduce deliberate bugs, expose them through a back channel, and then start pushing people to the next great upgrade?

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    17. Re:Okay? by sabernet · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected:)

    18. Re:Okay? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      No way IBM aix has the most superior update function. The industry should take note, period. You download a maintainance level patch. If it starts at 1, guess what... the next patch you download is 1-to-2.

      Let's say you are at level 1, and the newest available patch is 100. You download the 1-to-100 maintainance level patch. It is dummy prove, and guarantee to work.

    19. Re:Okay? by boaworm · · Score: 1

      I think, the only reason Microsoft products are buggy, is because they have SO MANY USERS using them.
      Sorry to say it, but that comment is so full of s**t... Let me give you an example.

      Quota manipulation tool in Windows 2003 Server. On a machine with (we have a few) over 500 users, you sometimes want to edit the quota for a certain user, say "john doe". If you start the program, all users are listed as:

      {1:-30989-bb3s--fdslj-rubbhish::} something..

      If you wait a few minutes, one or two entries might actually end up having that replaced by their real name. I've made the experiment, and I had to wait well over an hour before most of the entries were populated!

      Now you say, you are supposed to search for them! Great idea, there is a "Find" function in the menu. Lets try and use it... oh wait.. it only searches in already revealed entries.

      Ergo: when a customer calls and want to buy more quota, you cannot find the entries by less than waiting for well over an hour! The only workaround i've come up with so far is to enter that users home dir, find disk usage manually, sort the quota-list by usage, and start guessing.

      Now how is that for crappy software ? Ok, you are correct that it's because there are many users on the system, but why the hell does it take 10 seconds for it to find the name of a single quota entry?

      Some MS software is decent, but most of it is just plain friggin' crap!

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    20. Re:Okay? by freakmn · · Score: 1

      I accidentally found a starcraft installation key, as I couldn't find mine once. I just typed in the numbers from 1-9, then 0, and repeated until the key was full. It worked. It still didn't work on battle.net, though.

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    21. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, Microsoft is to pirates as Bush to Osama...

      Ever thought to think that in a non-piracy world Microsoft would actually have to declare the actual sales and it would get hit by the IRS ... Currently no-one knows how much they make and no-one can check their loss claims (which they DO write off) and there are full coffers in tax havens...

      Double up in this thread for
      "crime does pay -Bill Gates"

    22. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 2

      I don't quite understand what you are saying. I don't think that makes Microsoft like "pirates". Thats not to say they haven't been convicted of mass copyright violations ("piracy") on various occassions--where for some reason they don't manage to buy up the unfortunate company that happens against all odds to discover somehow that their code has been copied into MSW.

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    23. Re:Okay? by minus9 · · Score: 2, Insightful


      "I think, the only reason Microsoft products are buggy, is because they have SO MANY USERS using them."

      To mutilate a quote from Charles Babbage:-

      "I am not able to rightly comprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a conclusion."

    24. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft has WAY better backwards compatibility than Linux, as things often get rearranged and rethought in Linux."

      ?? I don't recall the last time I was given the code base for windows, so when something legacy broke..i could just go back and fix it..

    25. Re:Okay? by xslf · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are using the Hebrew or Arabic (and probably other languages as well) enabled versions of Windows 98, you will just get a message that WindowsUpdate is no longer supported, and that you should locate your updates by going thrugh all the lists at MS's site and deciding for yourself which ones you need.

      And Win98 is still officially supported.

    26. Re:Okay? by kaleco · · Score: 1
      I must agree with what you have said. Here in the UK, Microsoft seem to be counteracting the proliferation of illegal copies of Office by making the ~£120 'Acadamic' version widely availabe in highstreet shops.

      Obviously, this wouldn't affect their bread-and-butter sales to corporate users, but will at least get something from people who would otherwise use a pirated version. Most people will still use illegal versions, but if some of them invest in the Academic version then MS' litigation warchest can swell a little :P

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    27. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses.
      Or viri if you really want to hang onto the latin suffix.
      (virus isn't spelt virius, see?)

    28. Re:Okay? by Garion+Maki · · Score: 1

      do you see sombady who barely knows how to work with a computer go back and fix it?

      some people want to be able to install a program and have it running imeadiatly, without having to go tru a bunch of code and changing it, just so they can use a program...

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    29. Re:Okay? by cookiepus · · Score: 1

      Basically, its the best of both worlds for Microsoft because the illegal copies are not counting towards Microsoft's sales ....

      That's retarded. Either MS wants money or they don't. If you claim (as above) that it's somehow good for them to register less sales, then why claim "they will be more than payed back by the sales to the few who own the majority of PCs"?

      Since you can't possibly be so retarded as to believe that there are aspects where MS is magically glad to not make money, I suggest you avoid using that notion in your "argument"

    30. Re:Okay? by AgentCharlieBrown · · Score: 1

      I share your point in the last part. Personally I believe that the only hope for (currently) poor contries is to avoid piracy and satisfy their software needs with open source. If we don't do that we won't take off from the place we're now. We will fall in their game. They want us to be MS addicts, and then as soon as we get a little bit productive, they'll catch us (and our money of course). I use Linux because:

      1) I don't want to produce with tools I've not paid for.

      2) I need to become expert in OSS tools if I want to change corporate culture. So I must do what I preach.

      3) the OSS model has many advantages if you want to start a business (you have help from all over the world, and also what you contribute help others).

      4) Maybe the most important: It's fun!!

      Conclusion: Latin America and other development countries should adopt the open source model, not because MS is not good software (that's not my point), but because it's our only chance to get in the game (it's the only thing we can pay now, and it's good).

    31. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 1

      OK in the cold light of day my post from last night doesn't make that much sense--I' haven't slept at all for several days--need to spend less time on /. I think better people have explained this than me. I heard it some time ago and was remembering it from the top of my head, so maybe I got something wrong in my argument.

      On the specific point I probably didn't make sense--I think I misunderstood what I read. Basically, I heard somewhere something about evidence that MS wants to reduce its number of sales of MSW (by encouraging some "pirated" copies)--as opposed to the amount of money it makes* (which is enormous--they practically have a "license" to print money, so, _even_if_ such a plan did result in short-term losses, it would be good if it helped them keep that "license") by keeping the cost of MSW high--some people have to use MSW and get legal copies and its best to squeze as much money out of them as opposed to trying to stop "piracy" (which in a way helps MS). This is relevant I think, because, in antitrust cases, MS were asked their number of sales so it could compared with the sales of rival OSs such as MacOS to see if they had a monopoly (note also MS's heavy investment in Apple--they want Apple to keep going for anti-antitrust-suit purposes). NB: The price of MSW is broadly irrelevant to whether they have an illegal monoply.

      I'm sure there is more on on the Web somewhere on this. Personally I'm not particularly interested in what MS do. I use free software and think that in many way MS behave very much like (and not really worse than) any other proprietary software company (esp. considering their position).

      [*this seems to be backed up by the Bill Gates quote about how he wants to get people in some places hooked on "pirated" copies of MSW (as opposed to even trying to sell them legit copies ATM)]

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    32. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 1
      I'm a UK uni student and I'm aware of this practice. Incidentally, I am supposed to be getting (one day..) a grant to get my own PC in my halls--these public machines are so annoying--but I cannot buy a PC without MSW installed with the grant money (even though I have no intention of using MSW).

      Your post reminded of the similar recent story I heard of MS offering cut-down versions of MSW to less economically developed countries (called MSW XP Lite). When I googled for "XP Lite" to find out about this, this article came up near top of hits, OSViews.Com: Microsoft Windows XP Lite and Monopoly Maintenance .

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    33. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 1
      Well your preaching to the converted here with those points :-), but wrt the conclusion:
      Latin America and other development countries should adopt the open source model, not because MS is not good software (that's not my point), but because it's our only chance to get in the game (it's the only thing we can pay now, and it's good).
      I think you'll find that the governments of most developing countries are already thinking this way (especially Latin America--look at the MS v. Brazil thing and other govs in that region).
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    34. Re:Okay? by Guntech · · Score: 1

      I believe you've hit the nail on the head. Microsoft i don't think is overly fussed with the single user pirating. Sure the more money they get the better, and Im sure they wouldn't complain if everyone didn't pirate there software. But if you look at it like they do. The more home users that use it (whether than pirating or not) means the more business's needing to use windows. You'll find microsoft makes the bulk of there money of business's using there software. Not the home users. So the more home users using windows. means theres going to be more business's having to use windows. Simply becuase thats what everyone knows. You put the average user in front of a computer with linux installed, and 9 times out of 10 you'll here them whinge about how they have no idea how to use this OS. So really microsoft is living it up at the moment. Even if theres ppl pirating, there still getting benefits from it!!!!

    35. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 1
      That's what I was trying to say, but you've said it much better than me (but then I was suffering many days of sleep deprivation--slightly remedied now--when I typed grantparent).

      I seem to remember insiders and/or leaked documents have suggested this is MS's strategy too.

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    36. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several of their older software (does not work with most new versions, mind you) used keys in the form xxx-xxxxxx or xxxx-xxxxxx. 123-000000 and 1234-000000 were valid for most of them. Tested on VB5, Encarta (2001, I think), Visual Studio 6 and some others.

  3. Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by beee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has very little to do with converting pirates (which I'm sure even M$ realizes is a losing battle). The piracy sector M$ is genuinely worried about is people who get suckered into buying pirated copies from bootleggers or shady computer shops.

    I seriously doubt many knowing pirates are going to turn themselves in after a sudden guilt trip. M$ knows this too. But this puts them in the blogs and the papers, and they appear to be the good guy.

    It's a PR move, nothing more, nothing less, move along.

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    1. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by luvirini · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, this is not a PR move.. this is an attempt to find people who SELL pirated software

    2. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about that. I know many clusers who have bought a machine that "had Windows XP" from "a local guy" just to find that Windows update didn't work after SP2.

    3. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, this is not a PR move.. this is an attempt to find people who SELL pirated software

      This is also an attempt to track down people who posses FORBIDDEN information (copyrighted bits 'n' bytes).

    4. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. First it gets users and businesses who are concerned to actually look at their licenses and assess them (PR and potentially purchases). It them cuts off piracy at the source, before it reaches hundreds or thousands of computers a year that it is being distributed on. That's some efficient piracy stopping. -M

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    5. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also an attempt to track down people who posses FORBIDDEN information (copyrighted bits 'n' bytes).

      I smell a thought criminal here! Somebody call the Ministry of Information Retrieval!

    6. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Tyreth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The idea is that you purchased a computer that included windows xp in the price. You show them the receipt to prove that you paid for it.

      Microsoft then checks your version to see if it really is genuine. If it isn't, they assume you are innocent (since you have receipt to demonstrate that you bought it believing it was the real deal). Then, they go after the company that sold you the pirate version.

      So it's not a trick, it's not about converting pirates, and it's not a PR move. If you pirated your copy deliberately, then you won't be able to get a legal copy for free without getting in trouble. If you believe you have a legal copy but want to check, this is a way to do so for free.

      I'm a member of the popular Microsoft hating slashdot group, but this is not what you suggest - not as far as I understand it.

    7. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by edbarbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This has very little to do with converting pirates (which I'm sure even M$ realizes is a losing battle). The piracy sector M$ is genuinely worried about is people who get suckered into buying pirated copies from bootleggers or shady computer shops.

      Does anyone else find this post disturbing? It starts off with the comment that the crooks operate with impunity (even M$ realizes they can't stop the pirates). This "M$" moniker stems from the idea that somehow Microsoft is this evil empire stealing from the very people that buy their software, and ends with the idea that uSoft is really only victimizing the victims (those who get suckered).

      I think I understand this sentiment. Its a feeling that "Oh Geez, those guys at Microsoft have the market, and all that money, and all those advantages." I worked at a large software server company that was annihililated by Microsoft. But, they out marketed us, they out CEOd us, they out engineered us, and most importantly, they out executed us. I have every reason to hate these guys: my company was decimated, and it had a very personal effect on my life and future. But I don't even with their deep pockets, because they managed to execute whereas my company did not.

      Say what you want, I do not believe that Microsoft is the evil empire. Leave that to ATT or the tobacco companies, which have leagues of lawyers manipulating the government. And if you still feel that way, consider that Microsoft has managed to evolve itself inspite of its huge size, for example adding a gui to DOS, adding IP to its system, or even adding ie as an intrinsic part of its OS.

      Regardless of how you feel about microsoft, its ability to adapt and evolve given its size is remarkable and should be admired.

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    8. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Trackster · · Score: 1

      It's all of the above.

    9. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Sinryc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhoh, don't let anyone here think you dont hate Microsoft... after all, they are the big bad evil coporation! They don't care about anyone but themselves! *rools his eyes and scoffs*

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    10. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by nakedking · · Score: 1

      1. Pirates generate a good deal of cash.
      2. Large companies love cash and have plenty of power switches available.
      3. Ergo: pirates still prosper only because they have an agreement with MS, RIAA, etc, who wisely decide to gain less rather than gain nothing by selling their stuff to people who don't buy at regular prices.

      Nothing PR-ish - just a subordinates' loyalty check: do they really push THAT little 'black' Windows copies in the street as they send percentage for?

    11. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by JayTeeUK · · Score: 1, Troll
      ATT or the tobacco companies, which have leagues of lawyers manipulating the government

      Oh yeah, and of course, Microsoft would never do that.
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    12. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      So it's not a trick, it's not about converting pirates, and it's not a PR move.


      You are right as is the parent post. MS is going after pirates and this is their way of doing it. I assure you though this has been a long time in the making as everything at MS has to pass the market peoples approval. Here is what I mean.
      months ago:
      "We have a tool that will find pirates and we will sue them even 12 year old girls... My friends at the music place did that." Marketings answer: "Good idea, that should DEFINITELY increase our share of the Linux market....BAD CODER go back to your cave."
      Finally: "We could offer the users amnesty and a free licensed copy" Marketing answer: " This is good, it appears as a good will gesture locks in customers and provides us names for future checking but we smell like roses. Has it been a rough month...you can eat now...good coder."

    13. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Low2000 · · Score: 1

      Can't it be both a PR move and a move to find retail pirates?

    14. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and of course, Microsoft would never do that.

      Maybe they would, though I don't think they have anywhere near the lobbying force of those companies.

      But the basic point of my post is they obey the law. True, they played pretty hard and dirty with NetScape and Sun, but they met their legal obligations in the end by way of paying up when they lost the court battles.

      What I don't see is how MicroSoft has been demoted below that of the common crook. And from a purely software company perspective, I maintain they have remained incredibly limber.

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    15. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if your post wasn't amazingly off the mark in the first place, I'd be ignored as fast as your use of "M$" was noticed. Really, grow up.

      Or as Userfriendly put it once, "Bill Gates, from my parents basement, I stab at thee!"

  4. This will be interesting .... by 3seas · · Score: 0, Troll

    .... considering the licensing pressure MS applied to some in the past regarding OS installation... re: DOJ vs. MS

    1. Re:This will be interesting .... by beee · · Score: 0

      Crawl back under your bridge, troll.

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    2. Re:This will be interesting .... by 3seas · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was making a reference to what is fact.

      MS did apply licensing constraints that prevented such companies as Gateway, from providing system with non-MS OS's ...

      And I'm a troll for this....?????

      Yeah this is interesting.

      How far can MS infilterate the linus based communication ports?

  5. How do you know? by scarykitty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?

    1. Re:How do you know? by shadowsurfr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it came pre-installed, there should be a sticker somewhere in your documents with the computer or on the computer case itself. Mine's from Dell and it's on the computer case.

    2. Re:How do you know? by jokumuu · · Score: 1

      Well, atleast the windowsupdate detects some of the more common pirated keys.

    3. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows will tell you when they disable your ability to install security updates.

    4. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.microsoft.com/resources/howtotell/ww/wi ndows/default.mspx

    5. Re:How do you know? by jasoneyre · · Score: 3, Informative

      Click About... Is this copy of Windows Legal? in the My Computer window.

      And stuff... :)

      Cheerz, Jason.

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    6. Re:How do you know? by Radi-0-head · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/YourPC.mspx

      That's how you know.

    7. Re:How do you know? by mottie · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you are running Windows XP SP1/SP2 or Windows Server 2003, the Windows Validation Assistant can scan your product key to help you determine whether your computer's operating system is genuine

      http://www.microsoft.com/resources/howtotell/ww/wi ndows/default.mspx

    8. Re:How do you know? by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      You have to run the keychanger program and change the key everytime you reload and want to install a service pack.

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    9. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you bought a pre built pc from a store that has windows on it, yet you didn't get an official windows cd and license book thingy with it, then you have an unlicenced i.e. priated copy.

    10. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go to Microsoft's website where they have a tool to check to see if your copy of Windows is legit. If not, then you go from there I suppose.

    11. Re:How do you know? by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1
      easy, you go to http://www.windowsupdate.com/ and try to update.


      if you have a pirated version (or more specifically, a key that is flagged as pirated) you get a message saying your key is not valid and you should contact your administrator.

    12. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I got my computer, the seal of authenticity for the operating system was tattoed onto my forehead. Can't miss it!

    13. Re:How do you know? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the one thing I don't understand. What if I decide that I like my dell machine, but I want to be 1337 and replace the case?

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    14. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?

      If it says "Arrr matey, thar be a general protection fault!" and the slogan appears as "Where do ya want to sail?".

    15. Re:How do you know? by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Usually your computer starts running slow. Your homepage changes. Google searches report strange matches. Stuff like that. Its pretty common.

    16. Re:How do you know? by uncoveror · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you have a genuine copy of Windows XP, the hologram on your CD will say, "genuine". If you have a counterfeit copy, the hologram will say, "bogus".

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    17. Re:How do you know? by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Go here
      Seriously... best part is. It even works (kinda) with firefox :D

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    18. Re:How do you know? by DanAndDusty · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol.. 1337 dudes moding a dell.. For some reason that made me laugh outloud and that don't happen too often.. But then again.. Im sure someone somewhere has done it....

    19. Re:How do you know? by THESuperShawn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mod me whatever you want, I have to post this.

      Do you have any idea how much it hurts when you laugh so hard that Chex Mix and Dr. Pepper come out of your nose?

      While I am sure the Dr.Pepper was painful enough, I think the Chex Mix was particulary dangerous. Melba toast cannot be good for the sinus cavity, especial when traveling at a high rate of speed.

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    20. Re:How do you know? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      you peel the sticker off and put it on your new case.

    21. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I don't see anything there for testing my machine?

    22. Re:How do you know? by matria · · Score: 1

      But I always peel those stickers (and the ones saying Intel Inside) off as soon as I get home, and stick them on my toilet.

    23. Re:How do you know? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, anyone want mine? I don't seem to be getting anywhere trying to get my rebate.

      Fucking Dell.

    24. Re:How do you know? by Kesh · · Score: 1
      Speaking of which, anyone want mine? I don't seem to be getting anywhere trying to get my rebate.

      Fucking Dell.

      What, the sticker or the Dell? ;)

      If it's free, I'd pay shipping for the Dell. If not, try eBay.

    25. Re:How do you know? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Haha, no the Dell is fine it's the sticker I have no use for. I doubt it's legal for me to sell an OEM sticker on eBay. Perhaps I could seal an envelope with it or something.

    26. Re:How do you know? by phaln · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, there went my soda all over the monitor!

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    27. Re:How do you know? by Kesh · · Score: 1
      Go and buy yourself a post card. Attach the sticker to the post card.

      Sell the post card, with mention that there's an OEM sticker on it. That makes the sticker incidental to the sale, like getting a free carrying case with the purchase of a camera.

      Shady? Yes. Legal? Pretty sure. Gonna get pulled by eBay? Possible. ;) You're probably better off just giving it to a friend who needs it. Or, hanging on to it so you can included it with the sale when you do sell the Dell (or its remaining parts).

    28. Re:How do you know? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Well, yeah... if only OEM machines came with decent installs instead of being crap-loaded.

      Just Windows with the correct drivers, and for the rest nothing: that is what I want from an OEM. That's not what they offer.

      So, I build my own PC's and use volume licensing media. It's the only correct way of getting a clean system. (Apart using Linux or a BSD, which I also do...)

      (From the linked page:)

      You work hard, and deserve software that won't let you down. Why risk using technology that may turn out to be unsupported, unreliable, or even illegal?

      Apart from "illegal", a standard OEM install doesn't cover anything they state: software will let you down (security issues), windows *is* unreliable (why does the XP machine at work bluescreen when I plug in my USB keychain in it at boot, but not while it is already running -- a fully legal, OEM machine by the way!) and finally "unsupported"... hahahaha! I'm sorry, but OEM support is crap for OS issues, and Microsoft is too expensive for private users. Besides, most people don't call tech-support, they call someone "who knows". That's usually me: I'm their tech-support and supporting a pirated version of Windows is as easy as a legal version... Sometimes easier because the OEM crap isn't on the machine.
      If I'd bill Microsoft for all the "tech support" that I did for them, they would owe me the licenses of a few server farms.

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    29. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So how is this different from a non-pirated version?

    30. Re:How do you know? by ral315 · · Score: 0

      Run the Windows Validation Assistant:

      http://www.microsoft.com/resources/howtotell/ww/ wi ndows/default.mspx

    31. Re:How do you know? by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

      Look at the installation CD. If it has "Windoze XP" and a huge number handwritten in permanent marker, or has a logo that says "TDK" etc.. on it, it is a pirate version ;)

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    32. Re:How do you know? by halo8 · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      It wont run on firefox... HAHAHAH

      gee.. i guess i cant tell if this "evaluation" version i "borrowed" from work for "testing" and "educational" purposes is genuine or not..

      oh.. no.. the. horror. the. horror.

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    33. Re:How do you know? by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      You downloaded it with a P2P app.
      Legal for Linux, not for Windows.

    34. Re:How do you know? by AngryDill · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I tried this using Firefox on my Mandrake 9.1 machine, and Microsoft couldn't tell whether my OS was genuine or not!

      Should I be worried now?? ;-)

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    35. Re:How do you know? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's just Microsoft FUD. A keygenned copy of Windows XP will happily accept either Service Pack - and Windows Update works fine. If the vendor was stupid enough to use one of a handful of really well-known pirate keys then the SPs might not install, but that's unlikely.

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    36. Re:How do you know? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Funny
      Count your arms and legs after buying it.

      If you are short of a couple, it was probably a genuine copy!

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    37. Re:How do you know? by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

      From another page on Microsoft's piracy pages:

      "Beware of Spam emails offering software prices that are too good to be true. There is a high risk that these software titles are counterfeit or infringing."

      I guess I better turn in my University:

      OFFICE X (for MAC OS X only) $8.49
      OFFICE 2002 (XP) PROFESSIONAL $9.99
      OFFICE 2003 PROFESSIONAL $9.99
      WINDOWS XP PROF. UPGRADE $4.99

    38. Re:How do you know? by andycal · · Score: 1

      why does the XP machine at work bluescreen when I plug in my USB keychain in it at boot, but not while it is already running

      That's the hardware trying to boot from the USB device. Can't really blame that on M$.

    39. Re:How do you know? by Kirth · · Score: 1

      How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?

      Well you don't. Because Pirates don't dabble with "illegal copying", they pirate bulk-freighters full of genuine Windows XP-packages in indonesia.

      No, this is not funny. The Marisec-Report lists about 400 incidents every year: Reported Attacks. And this is why I object to that frivolous use of the word "piracy" by some content-industry for pure demagogic use (comparing illegal copying to armed robbery).
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    40. Re:How do you know? by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      Check the CD, if it has a shiny Windows Logo on the back, chances are it's legal. If, instead, it says something like "Verbatim" or "TDK" there's a good chance it's an illegal copy.

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    41. Re:How do you know? by Eric604 · · Score: 1
      blue screen => windows crash

      BIOS or hardware does not display blue screens

    42. Re:How do you know? by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you should go to your local place of worship and speak to the deity in charge to see if your soul is still intact. If you don't have a place of worship you probably don't give a shit anyway.

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    43. Re:How do you know? by sniperu · · Score: 1

      And my pirated Win 2003 server copy is .... well , i'll be ... It's legal . According to the site from $parent at least .

      So what have we learned ? You CAN get legal Microsoft software from warez sources !!! Great news people .

    44. Re:How do you know? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      Our school team got either first or second place in a statewide programming contest, so each team member got a copy of Windows XP and a copy of VS.NET. I don't doubt these copies are illegal; they were probably obtained through an educational agreement from Microsoft. (Right now I'm tinkering with installing said XP on MacBochs, seeing as I have XP already on my PC.)

      So, you can get legal, first-hand copies from Microsoft for reasonable prices.

    45. Re:How do you know? by zakharin · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, it is a copy of a perfectly legal ISO from MSDN subscriber downloads.

    46. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I said "good chance" and not "totally sure" :p

    47. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BIOS or hardware does not display blue screens

      In fact blue is (or was, since I nolonger have boards with them) the default theme of the Award BIOS. :-)

    48. Re:How do you know? by DeathByDuke · · Score: 0

      theres also one that says "pwned"

  6. The Right Move by Staplerh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cudos to Microsoft for a great move that should hopefully encourage customers to report on their pre-installed pirated copies of Windows XP. Rather than attacking the user, they can go to the supplier. This can only be a move in the right direction, in my opinion, and I feel this sort of move should be lauded and supported by the general public.

    I'm curious to see what the general reaction to this move is.

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    1. Re:The Right Move by Refrozen · · Score: 1

      Wahoo! I finally get it, ignore the second comment (by me) :D

    2. Re:The Right Move by jokumuu · · Score: 1
      I'm curious to see what the general reaction to this move is.

      Slashdot: mixed but more negative

      Generally: positive

    3. Re:The Right Move by Snaller · · Score: 1

      You think that's whats going to happen? My guess would be that most don't give a damn, and that a lot simply sees this as a chance to stick it to micro$oft.

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    4. Re:The Right Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great in theory but don't you think that most people buy these pre-built systems from back street vendors because of the low price tags - which are only possible because they are installed with pirated copies on Windows XP ?

      Customers naming dodgy retailers just means that next time they go to buy a home PC they end up paying 'full price' because they put their last dealer out of business ...

      Most of these knock-off copies of Windows weren't bought by accident.

    5. Re:The Right Move by RyatNrrd · · Score: 1

      No, it's a bribe. It's 16 pieces of silver. If a pirated copy of Win XP was good enough for you when you bought it, Why is it no longer good enough for you now? Especially as these pirated versions are of such "high quality," as TFA says.

    6. Re:The Right Move by rawg · · Score: 1

      And after MS kills off all the pirate distributers, then there won't be anyone selling MS Windows anymore. Because we all know that only pirates use MS Windows.

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  7. Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if someone buys a computer from some small company, and then installs a pirated copy on it (say they screw up and lose whatever discs they have) and claims the small company put it on there to get another licensed copy. Or what if they buy a computer without an OS (or with Linux) and claims the pirated copy they got was from the small company?

    1. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks for the tip!!! :)

    2. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by luvirini · · Score: 1, Insightful

      that is why they require proof or purchase too...

    3. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What if someone buys a computer from some small company, and then installs a pirated copy on it (say they screw up and lose whatever discs they have) and claims the small company put it on there to get another licensed copy.

      The company would get a Microsoft audit, and have to show that they have purchased enough licenses from suppliers.

      Or what if they buy a computer without an OS (or with Linux) and claims the pirated copy they got was from the small company?

      The vendor would put "NO O/S" on the receipt.

    4. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Then at a certain point, if MS pursues the 'victim' of the Joe job, then the people who turned them it could be subpoenad and would have to testify, under penalty of perjury.

      I don't know for sure, but I think perjury and malicious prosecution charges can hurt you more than copyright infringement, as far as time in the clink goes.

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    5. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might NOW, but before it wasn't something to worry about.

    6. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Rashkae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called a sting... Once you have a list of people/shops selling pirated software, you send an undercover 'buyer' for proof.

    7. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who is this Joe guy? Any relation to Apple's CEO?

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    8. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if someone buys a computer from some small company, and then installs a pirated copy on it (say they screw up and lose whatever discs they have) and claims the small company put it on there to get another licensed copy. Or what if they buy a computer without an OS (or with Linux) and claims the pirated copy they got was from the small company?

      When you make a deal with the devil...

    9. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by atrus · · Score: 1

      Which you would have with buying something, no?

    10. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Razzak · · Score: 1

      Ehh, well it will be obvious. If this is the only reported incidence of the small company selling pirated software, MS will assume it was the user who screwed up. However, if 35% of your customers join this program, you're in deep doo-doo with an entity more powerful than the federal courts.

    11. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      "I plead the Fifth."

      Done.

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    12. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by DarthWiggle · · Score: 1

      In this case, I can't see the "sting" as being a bad thing. I'm not sure if you meant it that way or not, but I'm just sayin'. If I were selling software and I suspected someone was reselling my software illegally, I'd probably do the exact same thing in exactly the same manner.

      I have to echo what's being said here: Microsoft is doing the absolute RIGHT thing here by going after people who deprive them of revenue on a larger-than-individual scale. Hell, it's probably not even remotely cost-effective (from a revenue pov) for MS to go after individual pirates, but for larger operations, where a company is making profit off of unlicensed software.

    13. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen the latest copyright laws have you?

    14. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by luvirini · · Score: 1
      yes, but if the invoice says:

      One pc (List of components) no operating system. ow can you the prove you bougth an operating system from them?

    15. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      I think Microsoft will investigate further before they take action on a store that had 1 customer with an illegal copy.

      As for the no-OS part. Since it's sold without OS, the customer therefor doesn't have an invoice of WinXP and can't claim it.

    16. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I plead the Fifth."
      Done.


      Unfortunately this particular offer is only happening in the UK at the moment. Last time I checked, the US constitution did not have any legal force over there.

    17. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Rashkae · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Although it would hypocrisy for me to condemn pirates, MS's crackdown on piracy benefits me personally in two ways. 1. It's harder for legitimate computer businesses to compete when resellers can casually pirate windows for everyone, undercutting your price. 2. It's hard to convince people, business or individual, to use free software (where it would be most logically appropriate to do so) when as far as the are concerned, all software is free. I personally think FOSS is a superior choice, for many reasons, but truth is, initial aquisitioon cost is a strong influence of purchase decisions, wisely or not. The harder MS fights against piracy, the more they are helping FOSS flourish.

  8. It's things like this... by zerman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Things like this are what make me like Linux so much. In Linux, you don't even have to do anything to get your copy to be legit! It already is.
    In Linux, there is no "activating." 2 of the computers in my house (owned by other family members) use Windows, and I have to go through Activation Hell every time I reformat one. Which is rather often, because of the fact that they use Windows.

    1. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Gee, thanks for providing such a banal, knee-jerk Windows-bashing, uninsightful crapfest of a post.

      "I like Linux! Tee-hee-hee! Micro$oft blows!"

    2. Re:It's things like this... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      I have to go through Activation Hell every time I reformat one. Which is rather often, because of the fact that they use Windows. ----------- it sounds to me like they owe you a copy of Norton Ghost. The drill would be 1 setup (and activate) a baseline 2 setup Norton Ghost (with the tickets for both machines) 3 create the image disc for both machines 4 wait for Windows to fall over 5 reimage the machine' 6 loop 4 and 5 as needed

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    3. Re:It's things like this... by mvdw · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why bother with Norton Ghost for a home user, when you can get exactly the same effect with a knoppix cd, a network connection and judicious use of the "dd" command.
      # mkdir /mnt/server
      # mount server:/remote/dir /mnt/server
      # dd if=/dev/hda | gzip >
      /mnt/server/winimage.img.gz
      (wait a while...)
      # reboot

      Some tips:

      • Make sure the freshly installed winXP is a blank disk by dd'ing it with zeros before install. This way you get great compression.
      • If you burn the image to disc, make sure if you use split that you re-constitute the image on a network disc before trying to recover it.

      To recover:

      # mkdir /mnt/server
      # mount server:/remote/dir /mnt/server
      # gzip -d -c /mnt/server/*.img.gz | dd of=/dev/hda
      # reboot

      Or something like that, anyway...

      One of these days I'm going to make a distro that does it all automagically (yes, yes, I know g4l exists, but there's some license issues there, apparently...)

    4. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually made me lol... gj!

    5. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's the insanity of copy protections and DRM in a nutshell : you (as a legal user) are made to jump through hoops, while I, the rascally pirate, can sit back and enjoy XP without any activation whatsoever. A soon as SP2 got out, I tracked down a SP2 keygen so I could change my cd key to one which MS definitely does not have (this turned out to be unnecessary anyway, since my original pirate corp key was blacklisted in neither SP1 nor SP2). And it works, I even volunteered for all these check-your-cd-key voluntary programs that popup the last few months, I got screenshots of MS congratulating me with my legal copy. Bwuhahahahah. Incidentally, I also provide XP corp for any of my customers who ask for it, and up until now I had only ONE (1) who wanted a real XP Home. The rest got a corp version which they knew was pirated, but which even MS itself cannot seem to detect as pirated.

    6. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am intrigued, and would like to subscribe to your BT tracker...

    7. Re:It's things like this... by jsse · · Score: 1
      # mkdir /mnt/server
      # mount server:/remote/dir /mnt/server
      # dd if=/dev/hda | gzip >
      /mnt/server/winimage.img.gz
      (wait a while...)
      # reboot

      I don't want to be an asspicker but I believe you'd like to set the block size so as to lower the chance of backup failure in case of network traffic jittering:

      # dd bs=512 if=/dev/hda | gzip > /mnt/server/winimage.img.gz

    8. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's funny, is that I have used Windows 95, 98, 2000, and XP, and at no point have I ever A) paid for it or B) went through any activation -- I got a spare site license for XP Pro, which doesn't have any activation anyway, just a license key.

      So maybe you and your parents just aren't very damn smart.

    9. Re:It's things like this... by mvdw · · Score: 1

      I've never had a problem, but I've only done it once or twice. Thanks for the tip - I'll add the blocksize in future.

    10. Re:It's things like this... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Given the compression with gzip (note that this happens before sending over the network), I don't think it will help you much. Change a comressed file somewhere in the middle and then try to recover the data after the error from that file. I'm not sure if it is possible at all, but it will be at least hard.

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    11. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I don't want to be an asspicker but I believe you'd like to set the block size so as to lower the chance of backup failure in case of network traffic jittering

      Despite you're desire not to, you most certainly managed to be one anyway - adding a new wierd layer of superstitions on a old legend once grounded in buggy old OS's.

      With a non-buggy OS that can read block devices correctly 'cp' will work as well as 'dd'. Or were you talking about a SunOS 1.X system?

      from beowulf.org

      Note that 'dd' is pretty much the same as
      cp /dev/hda1 /dev/hdb1
      The reason old timers recommend 'dd' is a long-forgotten semantic bug in
      old UNIX systems that could be worked around by reading only whole
      blocks from raw devices. This has now turned into superstition.
    12. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother. The bug he was remembering was fixed at least a decade ago. Since the bug has been fixed, and read() and write() work on block devices, cp will work just as well as dd.

    13. Re:It's things like this... by B2382F29 · · Score: 1

      You better use partimage. It leaves unused blocks out. And it comes with knoppix. NTFS support is "experimental", but i never had problems with it. And for everything else, it is stable.

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    14. Re:It's things like this... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      as regards to NG being used this would be a built-in "fine" for using Windows and besides you are aware of the principle of "Gnu-Geek Baiting" and you could also if you have a large enough drive to use direct the DD command to a USB/FireWire portable drive

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    15. Re:It's things like this... by mvdw · · Score: 1

      Yes, maybe, but Norton Ghost costs money, while Knoppix is pretty much free except for the download time and something like $0.30 for a CD.

  9. Let me guess... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...you'll get the free Windows CD as soon as you hand over a signed affidavit stating that you have entered into a plea bargain with Microsoft, Inc. by admitting guilt in exchange for amnesty in the case of Citizen #655321 vs. Microsoft, Inc. in the matter of the pirating of license #970834-DELL-OEM-34323. Microsoft, Inc. is now permitted to enter this as evidence against you in a court of law should the need arise again in the near future (cough) Longhorn (cough)?

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    1. Re:Let me guess... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      How about instead of guessing, you read the article?

      The submission is completely misleading. They aren't giving amnesty to knowing pirates. They're giving amnesty to the people who buy a PC from some shady vendor who sells it with pirated software, or who bought a pirated copy at a computer fair, etc, thinking it was legit.

      You have to send in proof of purchase, ie; your receipt, and MS goes after the bad guys.

      Of course, any computer vendor is going to make sure every reciept reads "No OS installed", or something like that.

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    2. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urrr... doesn't amnesty mean "free from prosecution, even in the future".

      Methinks Microsoft's lawyers are using Word as their Thesaurus

    3. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The department of information retrieval NEVER makes mistakes.

      -C-

    4. Re:Let me guess... by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      ... Citizen #655321 ...

      I don't think Alex had a computer.

  10. Suspicious... by chrispyman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While it sure does sound like a pretty good deal for those individuals who might have gotten a pirated copy of XP without knowing any better, I really don't know if I can accept Microsoft's promise that they wont sue you after you admit to having a pirated copy.

    1. Re:Suspicious... by caino59 · · Score: 2, Informative

      dude, think about it, they wont sue the end-user...they'll sue the person that built the end-users pc and sold them the pirated OS

      sheesh, thought that was clear as day.

    2. Re:Suspicious... by scheme · · Score: 1
      really don't know if I can accept Microsoft's promise that they wont sue you after you admit to having a pirated copy.

      IANAL, but I believe in the US at least the concept of promissory estoppel would allow you to at very least get their lawsuit thrown out of court. You may even be able to countersue to recover costs and get damages from microsoft.

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  11. Clever by Malfourmed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS gets to identify and crack down on hardware vendors abusing their licensing programme and is more likely to generate future revenue stream via product upgrade fees.

    1. Re:Clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, MS has never upgraded anything.

    2. Re:Clever by Bilibala · · Score: 1

      Their income from "giving" away the windows license can be recovered by suing the hell out of the shops selling the pirated copies.
      gets the "source" of the problem
      and this looks good for MS PR
      killing 3 birds with 1 stone...

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  12. Makes as much sense... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as a gun buyback program in Iraq...

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    1. Re:Makes as much sense... by xixax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, they hgave been offering money for RPGs.

      xix.

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    2. Re:Makes as much sense... by AlanKHG · · Score: 1

      Ok.

    3. Re:Makes as much sense... by ralmeida · · Score: 1

      How much for AD&D?

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  13. It pays people to rat out pirates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey, I get a free working copy of Windows if I turn in this person I got a cheap computer from!"

  14. WOW by geekboxjockey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now Microsoft is even competing for a monopoly on software piracy... through pirating their own software...!?

  15. RTFA by ilyanep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft will be offering anyone who's "unsure" about whether they've got dodgy software the chance to have it checked out by Microsoft, with the promise that if it does turn out to be counterfeit, they'll replace it.

    Apparantly, Microsoft knows. They know everything. They're right behind you.

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  16. MS speak by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

    Translation: Our goal is future upgrade revenue.

    1. Re:MS speak by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah? Well at least they're actually doing something honest to increase their revenue this time.

      Cut 'em some slack.

      And then nail 'em next time they flex their monopoly muscles.

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    2. Re:MS speak by greenguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source"

      Am I the only one who finds it ironic that Microsoft is asking for someone to make their source available?

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    3. Re:MS speak by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Their goal is also to upgrade current revenue, by getting money out of dishonest PC Manufacturers. If they can't pay up, then they go out of business, making MS more money from people who buy legit copies. Either way, they win, at the expense of the dishonest manufacturer.

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    4. Re:MS speak by jimicus · · Score: 1

      "...our goal is to get to the source".

      Translation: Our goal is future upgrade revenue.


      I disagree. My translation is:

      "We don't care if you inadvertantly purchased a computer with unlicensed software. These things happen, you purchased in good faith. Frankly, that's only one lost sale. What we care about is the person who sold you it with unlicensed software. That's potentially hundreds of lost sales.

      If, however, you continued to purchase unlicensed software because you're a dirty pirate - well, guess what? We'll know all about that when we subpoena your suppliers records!"

    5. Re:MS speak by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      So? Everyone's got to make some money, at least this is both legally and ethically sound. In fact, you arguably have a moral duty to report copyright infringement, as you do with crimes.

      Why is it bad for MS to make money? Because they have so much already?

    6. Re:MS speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: Our goal is future upgrade revenue.

      Yeah, as apposed to those other companies who find pirated copies of thier software and pass out free gift certificates to Denny's.

  17. This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Krankheit · · Score: 1

    The majority of pirates get their Windows from P2P, or a burned copy from a friend. If they wanted to get to the major source, they would have to become RIAA-like or something.

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    1. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't they?!?

    2. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Desiderata · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the pirates I know of don't even give receipts. They're street vendors, and highly mobile populations.

    3. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by wyoung76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The P2P networks are primarily a distribution medium. The source which Microsft (and presumably any other software company chasing down software pirates) is after would be those warez groups which do the cracking and/or packaging of the software in a form that people can then download and burn to CD/DVD.

      Another related source would be chasing those that receive the software ahead of time because they work for a major retail distributor.

      There is also the smaller problem of employees releasing the software somehow, but Microsoft seems to have far fewer problems in this area than some game companies.

    4. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but most the pirates I know are highly mobile spanning the sea and will only give you maps to hidden booty.. if you ask real nicely.

    5. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people who get Windows this way (piracy) would not pay for it anyway.

      People who buy a computer with Windows pre-installed believe they are paying for Windows.

      The latter case closer resembles "lost revenue" than the former.

  18. Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

    I think the origin and the source of all that (pirated) crap can be fount in Redmond...

  19. Editing whine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Plural's don't have apostrophe's, even when they are abbreviation's like "PC's".

    1. Re:Editing whine... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      They only call themselves editors.

      There is absolutely no editing done at slashdot, everyone knows it, so there's no sense in bitching about it.

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    2. Re:Editing whine... by Scaba · · Score: 1

      Ah, another nerd driven mad by the nefarious "grocer's apostrophe".

    3. Re:Editing whine... by AmoHongos · · Score: 1

      No, it's gramatically correct to use an apostrophe in a plural word if it's an acronym: DVD's, CD's, PC's.

    4. Re:Editing whine... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Abbreviations (PC's, CD's etc.) do in American 'English'. But they don't even know how to use prepositions properly, so it's hardly surprising they would do something odd like that

      Unfortunately, the usage seems to be polluting British English usage too.

  20. Maybe not a bad thing for Linux by Magickcat · · Score: 2

    Microsoft often target computer hardware companies in Australia - doing surprise audits and that type of thing. The teenage pirate isn't as damaging to them as computer sellers.

    Not a bad thing really however - because a great deal of Microsoft's monopoly has been achieved because people have pirated their software. It will likely be a way that consumers are forced to make the switch to Linux, because they'll be no way for them to access illegal copies.

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    1. Re:Maybe not a bad thing for Linux by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      a great deal of Microsoft's monopoly has been achieved because people have pirated their software

      That's why they're switching tactics now - they have a monopoly already. They don't need to create a market share, they just need to exploit it at this point. Even if OSS eventually wins, they'll still have made more profit this way than by trying to get the last few percent of the market without taking advantage of what they've already got.

  21. Wow. What a great move. by Refrozen · · Score: 1

    Unbelievable, that is an amazingly good move. This will encourage all the n00b little computer stores, that install illegal copies of Windows on to their computers before selling them to stop doing it, by making the consumer report them.

    I actually had a friend, who bought a computer from some little store, they gave him a 'legal' copy of Windows XP Corprate Edition, and Office XP, I told him to take the computer back and tell them to give him LEGAL copies of the software he purchased with the computer, or to give his money back....

    They bought him the software... :-D

    1. Re:Wow. What a great move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow man, that's cold.

      Aren't we supposed to be nice to our friends, not to offer up their souls.

    2. Re:Wow. What a great move. by Refrozen · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? I told my friend to go back to the COMPUTER store and get a LEGAL COPY. What the hell are you talking about? :-(

  22. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. doh! by megarich · · Score: 1

    Damn, I got all excited upon first reading the headline thinking I can swap my illegally burned bootleg copy of win xp pro for a legit one and then I read the rest of the article :(

  24. Headlines: Massive switch to Linux by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is trying to put these guys out of business. Good, maybe they will start pushing Linux

  25. Does anyone else see this? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Please admit to us that you are using pirated software, and just send us your name and mailing address. We will happily ship you a copy."

    Now, even presuming that they're not installing any overt spying stuff on the "real" CD they're sending you (which is possible, although they may not given the risk and bad PR if it's found out), do you really think they're just going to destroy this information as soon as they've got the package shipped?

    And what if John Q. Jackass has a vendetta against the store he bought his PC from? Easy enough to settle -that- score, go find a pirated copy, install, send the letter off to Microsoft, and make sure they know that store X sold me this PC with this! While on the surface it sounds like MS is just trying to be a nice, fuzzy and warm corporation, I just find that a little hard to believe.

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    1. Re:Does anyone else see this? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They can destroy it or keep it, if they offer you amnesty in writing they're tying their own hands.

      And if John Q Jackass has his vendetta, he'll wind up spending more time behind bars than the PC store for slander, possible perjury, whatever the formal charge is for inciting a malicious prosecution, etc.

      MS is no more or less warm or fuzzy than Apple, IBM, Nintendo or Gillette. Corporations are corporations, not people or cartoon characters. They all exist solely to seperate your wallet from its contents.

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    2. Re:Does anyone else see this? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Granted, that they can do nothing about this -particular- instance, if they're specifically offering amnesty. However, that's not to say that NEXT time, they can't bring that to court...

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    3. Re:Does anyone else see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gillette always makes my face feel fuzzy, does that count?

    4. Re:Does anyone else see this? by kfg · · Score: 1

      While on the surface it sounds like MS is just trying to be a nice, fuzzy and warm corporation. . .

      No, no it doesn't at all. It sounds like they haven't fed their legal rottweilers in three days and intend to have them slake their ravenous hunger by feeding on the living flesh of screaming white box makers.

      That's what it sounds like, so you probably don't want to be around to hear what it sounds like.

      KFG

    5. Re:Does anyone else see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I guess I should stop calling Nintendo to fix my shower.

      That little jumpy guy they send out sure does a good job though.

    6. Re:Does anyone else see this? by darnok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > And if John Q Jackass has his vendetta, he'll wind
      > up spending more time behind bars than the PC
      > store for slander, possible perjury, whatever the
      > formal charge is for inciting a malicious
      > prosecution, etc.

      I realise this is a totally hypothetical example, but what law has he broken?

      JQJ says "Vendor X sold me a PC with dodgy Windows on it" to Microsoft (note: not someone with any legal authority to act in this matter).

      MS gives JQJ a shiny new Windows, which JQJ then dutifully installs on the PC.

      MS then confronts X with a "Please explain" email or visit from BSA or whatever. All X has to do is say "I didn't do anything wrong", produce some sort of supporting paperwork and that's game over.

      If MS goes back to JQJ and says "You've been telling porkies", JQJ can say "This PC had the bogus version of Windows on it since I bought it. Now I've installed the shiny new version you gave me". How is MS (note: without any legal powers) to decide which of X and JQJ is telling the truth?

      MS isn't about to visit every JQJ out there and examine the InstallDate registry entry to find out when Windows was installed on that particular PC. MS and/or the BSA can jump up and down and try to get local law enforcement involved, but any evidence that did exist would be well and truly gone by then.

      Have I missed anything?

    7. Re:Does anyone else see this? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      In your scenario nothing really happens, MS drops it.

      Now say MS doesn't believe X, and files suit based on JQJ's word. They then subpoena JQJ to go to court, or at least sign a deposition. JQJ is now up shits creek.

      In reality, they probably wouldn't act until they had a few dozen reports about the same location, just to cover their own asses.

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    8. Re:Does anyone else see this? by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      "They all exist solely to seperate your wallet from its contents."

      To quote the average geek: "They ain't getting my condom. I got it in '88, and I am not getting rid of it 'till I use it!"

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    9. Re:Does anyone else see this? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think you just point the finger at someone and MS sends you the copy of WinXP. You probably have to sign an affidavit affirming under penalty of perjury that the vendor sold you a pirated copy of WinXP. Perjury is a serious crime and can get you a stiff fine and a prison term. Even if it might be hard to prove the case of perjury and bring charges, you'd be taking a HUGE risk for very little potential payoff.

    10. Re:Does anyone else see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you'd be taking a HUGE risk for very little potential payoff.

      Which sort of summarizes the whole program (from the consumers standapoint) AFAIKT.

    11. Re:Does anyone else see this? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Lying in order to obtain something for free is fraud, and you will go to prison for it.

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    12. Re:Does anyone else see this? by g1zmo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      JQJ says "Vendor X sold me a PC with dodgy Windows on it" to Microsoft (note: not someone with any legal authority to act in this matter). MS gives JQJ a shiny new Windows, which JQJ then dutifully installs on the PC.

      Here's where I think you skipped a step. Microsoft will almost certainly verify that you obtained the OS from the specified vendor (paid or otherwise) before sending the hellhounds after them. You have to provide some sort of proof of purchase at the time that you make the claim, or you're really just shouting, "Hey Bill - I've got an unauthorized copy of your OS!" with a smug grin, thinking you've outsmarted the most powerful legal team in recorded history.
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    13. Re:Does anyone else see this? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      How so? I understand its fashionable to be anti-MS around here, but this seems like a perfectly reasonable way to track down professional pirates who sell unlicensed copies of their software on a large scale. They are offering amnesty to anyone who comes forward under the program.

      Would you prefer that MS started going after end-users like the RIAA and MPAA?

    14. Re:Does anyone else see this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [thinking you've outsmarted the most powerful legal team in recorded history.]

      Uhhm, they were convicted by the DoJ, I would say IBM causing the DoJ to give up in frustration would be a considered by most to be a better result.

      But as far as brute force barratry goes, MS takes the cake.

    15. Re:Does anyone else see this? by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

      "You've been telling porkies"

      For anyone out there not familiar with cockney rhyming slang, I do believe that "porkies" would be referring to "pork pies" which rhymes with "lies" which is what the parent was referring to.

      Finally, I knew there was a reason a sat through all three Austin Powers movies . . .

  26. Change of focus by serps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is interesting and I'd be especially interested to see which countries get this treatment.

    If I were a cynical MS executive, I'd tolerate, heck, encourage widespread piracy of my products in developing markets such as Asia, but ruthlessly crack down on developed markets that already have high (monopolistic?) Windows penetration.

    It maximises profits; those British will still have to pay the Microsoft Tax on new PCs, whereas PC retailers in asian countries, who don't do what MS tells them anyway, will still be spreading Windows throughout the region at the expense of every other OS. Eventually, MS will lean on those governments and say, "Do you know how much money our company is losing to piracy? Enforce your laws or else. By the way, your department's support contract for MS Longhorn is about to expire and we're raising prices by a lot. It's to cover lost sales due to piracy, doncherknow..."

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    1. Re:Change of focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is exactly why OSs are becoming a commodity, Linux & OpenOffice is growing in popularity...

      don't think you are part of the 1337 few that understand business tactics like MSFT and other greedy corperations pull...

  27. Not to seem paranoid but.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm thinking a LOT of slashdotters would be wary about giving up their names and addresses to this sort of program, regardless of the promises of Microsoft.

    IMO, I think Microsoft is honest in their intentions, but I can see where this might come back to bite some people, with the RIAA and MPAA lawsuits as an example.

    All in all, though, this is good business for Microsoft - they've ALWAYS been quite generous with their licenses (developers, network admins, etc have always enjoyed a lot of freebies or outrageously generous package deals). Microsoft knows that once they get you on the straight and narrow, you'll probably keep coming back to them with legitimate purchases.

    Of course, an outfit like the RIAA has the opposite business model and problem - selling crap CDs at inflated prices and chasing down, threatening and prosecuting every last potential user. The real problem for them is that for every person they "catch", there are 100 more who decide the RIAA and their ilk deserve no business and pirate out of spite.

    Microsoft doesn't have that problem... the "haters" would be hipocritical to pirate Microsoft products, after all, they hate the product, right? So pirated copies almost become "free samples" to entice people in, and amnesty is the way to get that user back to buying the product (or at least the next cycle). Sure, they'd prefer you paid for the license, but they aren't as stupid as the record labels and movie people... they know many users either won't pay or paid a dishonest vendor; if you couldn't afford it anyway, they haven't lost a customer - but if you could afford it, you'll probably BUY the next version, or perhaps other Microsoft packages, because they were nice to you.

    In short, it's a win-win for people who bought PCs with pirated Windows on them (and the vendor comes out as a loser when Microsoft comes knocking on THEIR door).

    1. Re:Not to seem paranoid but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flawed logic unfortunately...

      Microsoft is aiming towards people that bought the OS without knowing it was a pirated copy - basically, Microsoft is saying to them "Hey, what you have is illegal, but that's ok, just rat out who sold it to you and we'll give you our bribe of a free copy of Windows XP" (which is exactly what they were running before). The RIAA and MPAA however, are not pursuing the people who download the music, but the people who _share_ it (much like Microsoft wanting to get the vendors of the software, not the end users themselves). It's the same deal across the board, all three companies are trying to cut back on piracy, however Microsoft is making themselves look good by offering free stuff to consumers. Just how much would we hate the RIAA and MPAA if they gave us free music/movies if all we had to do was tell them from whom we got it?

    2. Re:Not to seem paranoid but.... by brucmack · · Score: 1

      they've ALWAYS been quite generous with their licenses

      This is actually a really good point...

      I'm a student at a Canadian university who has an alliance deal. For a project, my group was able to get a copy of Windows Server 2003 Enterprise, 4 copies of VS.NET, Sharepoint Portal server, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition, and other goodies with nothing owing to Microsoft. And if our project turns into something marketable, we don't have to pay anything to MS either.

      MS has always been smart in knowing when to give stuff away for future profit. This article is another good example of that.

  28. Dear Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This amnesty program is a great idea. We don't see any wayt that it can fail.

    Sincerely,

    SCO && Darl McBride

  29. Well, not totally "free"... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You still have to shop the guys who you bought your unlicensed copy of the OS from. And that includes signing a sworn statement to the fact.

    So, in essence, Microsoft gives you a legitimate copy of the software (or at least a license for the software that you already have installed) and you give Microsoft a mid-sized piracy outfit on a silver platter.

    Total cost to Microsoft for eliminating a pirate that might be costing them tens, if not hundreds, of thousands: next to nothing. The pirate outfit will probably end up forking over the lost income one way or another (in court or out of court, whichever Microsoft decides) and even it it doesn't (because it declares bankrupcy or something similar) it'll never be selling another pirated copy of Windows XP again, which means more legitimate Windows XP sales for Microsoft in the long run.

    You have to admit, it's one helluva smart play by Microsoft. It gets to make more money and it gets to look like the good guy too.

    Oh, and why not totally free? Well, apart from the legal stuff that you have to sign, there's a good chance that any outfit that's pirating Windows XP on a large scale barely has its head above water. The cost of getting caught by Microsoft, or even the cost of going legitimate from there onwards, is likely to drag such a company down like a stone. If that happens, your PC's warranty won't be worth the paper that it's written on.

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    1. Re:Well, not totally "free"... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If that happens, your PC's warranty won't be worth the paper that it's written on."

      If you bought your PC from a company that was pirating the OS, chances are your "warranty" wasn't worth anything to begin with.

    2. Re:Well, not totally "free"... by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. My first pc came with a pirate, preinstalled copy of windows 95 . This was in Morocco, a third world country, back in 1996. They did honor their warranty.

      Maybe next you'll say that I was lucky that the store owner was a decent guy. No. The same stores that pirate windows are the small independant stores because the big chains have too much exposure to be able to pull this off. It just so happens that those same small stores are a lot more reliant on word of mouth to get business so they have a vested interest in keeping their clients happy.

      Of course, if you were just trolling, then you win.

    3. Re:Well, not totally "free"... by matria · · Score: 1

      True. I worked for a small shop (2 people, the owner and myself) and we would always ask the customer to buy Windows, but it was very rare to have them do so. When you are barely making it, you simply can't afford to have the customer walk out and go to the shop across town because he doesn't even ask, he just always installs the local version of Windows and Office (in fact, he simply ghosts a few different systems and uses the same images for years). But the 1-year warranty is honored, and in case the manufacturer has a longer warranty on the processor or hard drive, that also is honored.

  30. Another what-if... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Say I have a pre-installed pirate copy of windows. I go to Microsoft and take advantage of their offer. I now have a legitimate copy of XP, and as I'm installing I actually (gawd forbid) read the EULA and decide I don't agree...

    1. Can I get a refund from Microsoft since they shut down the dealer who was selling pirate copies?

    2. What information will Microsoft keep about me if I try to take advantage of this offer?

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    1. Re:Another what-if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Never, we will make you into a goat.

      2. Lots, but mainly ingrown hair location details

    2. Re:Another what-if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Ya know... You can't get a refund from MS for unused Windows any more than getting a refund from them if you don't use their hard drive. It's a packaged deal, so if you want a refund, you have to refund the whole system.

    3. Re:Another what-if... by zallus · · Score: 1

      The EULA to the product is probably part of the agreement (read: contract) you sign when you make the deal.

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    4. Re:Another what-if... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      How will this project not lead to wider spread theft? Just more legit keys and cds on the networks to be stolen.

      What is this, if not a system to arbitrarily build their blacklist of banned XP keys for updates?

      Instead of wasting the time, why don't they just allow the updates on all xp installs, legal or not. It will lead to more patched systems, and improve the market for microsoft.

    5. Re:Another what-if... by Kusunose · · Score: 1

      If you have a pre-installed pirate copy of windows, that means you have already agreed EULA, believing you have a legitimate copy of XP in the first place.

      1. You cannot get a refund, you have already agreed EULA.

      2. You are now registered as a legitimate user, as same as who perchesed XP legally.

      What's wrong with it?

    6. Re:Another what-if... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      I guess I was operating under the assumption that one would buy the machine with windows pre-installed and operating. I'm assuming I guess that the vendor who sold me the pirate copy pre-installed has already clicked through everything in the way of first-run wizards et al, and sold me a running machine.

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  31. Man, will they just go OSS ... by Tufriast · · Score: 1

    I can see why MS is using image fluffing in the U.K., afterall, it's needed there. However, here in the states - they'll never do this. I think this is really a matter of them just trying to appeal as "nice" when they are concentrating on a problem in a sector they need to pay attention to. In the U.K. it's glaringly obvious that their are retailers seeling hacked Windows versions with new boxes - otherwise they wouldn't be doing this. It really just sounds to me like a trap though.
    "Here user, user...I got a present for you, that's right...it's a bug laden headache!"

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    1. Re:Man, will they just go OSS ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that some relation to bin laden, guess his headaches are rather famous.

  32. Fakes by Punboy · · Score: 1

    So how long will it take before people start making false statements and forging receipts?

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    1. Re:Fakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less time than it took you to type that comment alone.

      In fact, durring the time period in which I was typing this comment, it undoubtedly went up an order of magnitude.

  33. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. What a coincidence! by mshiltonj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free

    There's another group offering to replace your copy Windows, no questions asked! Check out the free downloads. And there's no limit of five free replacments. Replace as many copies of Windows as you want!

  35. get the source???? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    "our goal is to get to the source"

    All your source belongs to us.

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    1. Re:get the source???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your source are belong to us?

  36. Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a great idea! Linux and the BSDs should start a similar initiative.

    1. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am running a pirated copy of Gnu/Linux :^P

    2. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my god you where not able to get the src?

    3. Re:Great idea! by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can order your upgrade disk today. I just got 10 packs, nice bi-fold cds, with version 4.1, an install AND a live cd in each set. No charge. High quality packages too.

  37. well it seems like a good idea... by djeddiej · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have any legalese on the subject matter? So this is done in the UK as a test pilot project - its a better move for M$ as any of late.

    I don't think the pricing issue or the "whose OS is buggier" issue should be involved in this discussion, as someone in an earlier thread suggested (Linux being free and all). If you were the inventor of a great product called foo-bar (again, not saying Windows is great) you would not want everyone to copy it and make a profit from your hard work, now would you?

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  38. How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?"

    The flying flag screensaver is replaced with the skull and bones.

    1. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 4, Funny
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    2. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      God, I would run that hack for just that reason. Hell, I run only debian now, but I would warez a box just for that.

      Sera

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    3. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's crossbones fool

    4. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by kilgortrout · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A great start to a top ten list. Your response is surely number 1. Here's No. 2: A parrot with Bill Gates head randomly appears on your desktop screaming "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight".

  39. Raise your hand if you trust Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I thought so!

  40. that explains so much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    our goal is to get to the source

    so that is why windows is closed source, even they don't have access to it.

  41. Just maybe... by beaststwo · · Score: 1
    I instead of rewarding those who have pirated their OS, I'd like to think that M$ might choose to reward poor fools like me who have been 100% software legal for over 2 decades.

    No priase for the honorable! Another reason I like the Open Source unices. At least they don't bang you for bucks then gripe about about their profit margins!

  42. What A Great Day It's Been! by Mad+Martigan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I also got this notice from the police station today that says I have won a speed boat! All I have to do is go down to the station to sign the title and get the keys! I hope it won't be a problem that I have like 11ty billion unpaid parking tickets!

    1. Re:What A Great Day It's Been! by snickers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Me and my coworkers were just talking about the speedboat sting when I read this. It's good to see great minds thinking alike.

  43. So what about by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I tell them I bought my PC from an auction or buy-and-sell, etc - but wasn't given the original media. Nobody trackable to turn in, can I still go for a free legal CD-key?

  44. Hilton says: by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to make sure they pay next year when we remotely cut them off".

  45. It's a Culture Thing by Desiderata · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in the Philippines and here pirated software is part of the culture. You walk down to the mall and buy it. I'd be surprised if you can actually get very much original software.
    Even our school was using pirated software until a year ago. The government is trying to launch an anti-piracy campaign, but when the computer stores themselves sell and install only pirated software, you can't get very far. Microsoft needs to acknowlege that nobody wants to pay that much money for a piece of software full of bugs.

    1. Re:It's a Culture Thing by RealBorg · · Score: 1

      So the Philippines may very well be the very next country to be annihilated by George WW3 Bush.

    2. Re:It's a Culture Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO!!!!!!!!

      God damn it, we need Iran, then Syria, and Pakistan.

      The US of A would then control a contigious region from the Med. to the Indian O..

      Just think of how many we could kill!, talk about joy!

    3. Re:It's a Culture Thing by pod · · Score: 1

      If it has so many bugs that it's not worth paying (very much) for, why is it worth using? It's kinda like the free2all P2P argument: if the music is so shitty it's not worth paying for, why are you spending time to download and listen to it? It's shitty after all, right?

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  46. the source? by bathmann · · Score: 1
    Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

    They mean Al Qaida? Damn, those guys at Redmond should go easy on Halo2.

  47. sue the source! by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    They'll go after the bastard with the deepest pocket.

    And it wouldn't make sense to sue these end-users because a lot of them have no clue if their copy is legal or not. They see an add in a pc newspaper of somesort or the net, call to get info and hooray they got a new pc with windows xp and that's all they know.

    Sue a person who went for the cheapest deal or sue the person making cash out of these cheap deals? This is an easy question for M$.

  48. The STASI perfected this system by th3d0ct0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And this particular method is also used by the MPAA. On rental DVD/VHS you have a notice, asking you to call a toll free number in case you are watching a purchased copy of the copyrighted material.
    If i am not mistaken, most people who buy a computer, buy it with Windows preinstalled, paying directly or indirectly for the license. I know very few shops that offer you a computer with a virgin harddrive, and then ask you: "So what operating system would you like to buy?"
    Now if vendors start selling computers with pirated versions preinstalled, that would substantially affect M$ income from OS sales.

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  49. Fat chance MS won't sue the user by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Seems like being in possession of stolen goods and claiming ignorance of the law as an excuse has been overlooked? I don't think so...

    Using/possessing stolen goods is and will continue to be a violation of the law - note I point this out only to illustrate my opinion of how MS may react, and not as a smack on those who pirate.

    1. Re:Fat chance MS won't sue the user by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      People who are unknowingly in possession of stolen goods are usually allowed to just turn it over. They can't demand payment for the goods because of the whole stolen goods thing. They can demand a refund from the original crook, however.

      Pointless comparison since a pirated copy of Windows is not a physical object and therefore not stolen goods. It is copyright infringement, however. If they don't know, Microsoft really has no grounds (at least with a competent judge and jury) to sue them over it unless they refuse to stop using it after being informed. At that point it's knowingly infringing on Microsoft's copyright and they certainly can be sued for it.

  50. Sounds familiar by darnok · · Score: 1

    The local crack dealer has a similar scheme going; they'll give you product for free, on the basis that you'll get hooked and wind up funding his lifestyle later on.

    Unfortunately, his goons are puny compared to those of the BSA and WIPO; all Lefty, Knuckles and Rocko can threaten is violence and weapons, not generations of indentured servitude.

    #define SARCASM_MODE 0

  51. Translation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "Our goal is to spread as many copies of Windows that can be counted as 'Trusted Computing' as possible, so we can lock everyone else out: pirated Windows, Linux, ."

    Microsoft has long sacrificed "extra" Windows sales dollars in favor of locking as many PCs as possible into their monopoly enabling product. They make it up on the "plugins": apps, development, consulting.

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  52. No OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Where can you get a computer without an OS? Even if you manage to buy something without an OS installed, you're almost certainly paying for an MS license. That's their trick, and has been for quite some time.

    Of course, you can assemble your own system from parts, and avoid the problem.

    1. Re:No OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the case if you buy from someone like Dell, but if you buy your computer from your local "beige box assembler", there is no Microsoft tax at all. They just buy the components and assemble the PC, there is no Microsoft tax at all.

      It is these people that Microsoft is going after. They are constantly trying to compete with Dell, and undercut each other's prices, so they will often put unlicensed software on the PCs they sell.

    2. Re:No OS? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      My motherboard didn't come with an OS. Neither did the CPU chip or the drives or the ram or the case... I didn't see any part that was outrageously-priced, and if I had, I would have bought it in another store. (Come to think of it, some parts were from another store.)

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    3. Re:No OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I picked up a low-end Dell server w/ no OS, and if the cost of Windows was hidden in there somewhere, I didn't notice it. This was a few months back now, but I got a 2.8GHz P-4 800MHz FSB 30GB HD for ~ $275. I could have added some form of Windows, but that was an option that would have added a bunch to the cost, and I was just intending to download Mandrake 9.2 and install that anyway, so why waste the $$$? Interestingly, they tossed a RH CD in the box, even though I specified no OS. Now their desktops, they may force you to buy an OS w/ those.

    4. Re:No OS? by andycal · · Score: 1

      Tiger direct sells lots of them. This is whare I get all of mine.

  53. Even if it was for ANYONE. by ReeprFlame · · Score: 1

    They say they will not prosecute. But in reality they would wait some time, then bring you to court and win soo much more money then the distro was worth in the beginning. If only M$ didnt make shitty software and charge so much for it, maybe people would be more willing to BUY it. [My last owned version of Windows was 98SE]

  54. Sounds a lot like the RIAA... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    -Hey is this where you get the windows for free?
    -Yes it is. do you have your pirate copy?
    -Yup! Look, this is a stolen code.
    -Good. TO THE FLOOR, NOW!!! CUFF HIM!

  55. I can hear it now by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    As soon as you agree, and you are expecting your new shiny Windoze boxes .... you get a note.

    " I am altering the deal, pray that I don't alter it any further "

    Cheers

    --
    * Carthago Delenda Est *
  56. Making up for numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like they need to reajust some numbers to acount for more "Converts"

  57. Look out backyard builders by agendi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is about getting backyard whitebox builders who install winXP on the machine to "test" it and then accidently give it to the buyer before deleting it so they can shave a few hundred off the price while still giving them a WinXP installed machine. It's a very common practice here in Sydney, Australia.

    What stinks about this scheme is that first of all most people that buy from the corner shop guys are not mum and pop (they tend to buy from the larger retail stores), they are the semi computer savvy people and small business owners that need computers a the cheapest prices and probably know very well that they aren't getting a fully licensed version but don't really care. However now that MS are going to reward them with a legit copy and give them a golden handshake - the people that are going to cop it are the PC sellers who (while they should have known better anyway) have probably done the thing on the buyers request anyhow.

    Even more scary is if you've built a system for a family member and they think they are doing the right thing by getting a legit copy may implicate you without purposely meaning to but they are trying to get something for nothing.

    Another thing, to drive the local competition out of business go buy a few machines from them with a pirated version and then graciously line up for your free legit copies then drop their names and then profit.

    --
    I just can't be bothered.
    1. Re:Look out backyard builders by twitter · · Score: 1
      Another thing, to drive the local competition out of business go buy a few machines from them with a pirated version and then graciously line up for your free legit copies then drop their names and then profit.

      Better yet, get your friends to install pirated garbage and then report your competition. M$ does not care, it's just another stinking cash grab in the best tradition of the BSA and non free software. It's just another cost of doing that kind of business.

      End users are not going to be able to tell the difference. Legitimate businesses can't tell either. I know, I worked for one. That guy would never in a million years do that on purpose.

      I've got a better idea for you backyard builders Simply Mepis. Most users won't know the difference. Those that notice will have good things to say.

      --

      Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    2. Re:Look out backyard builders by morzel · · Score: 1
      This is about getting back at people who profit from copyright infringement, without hurting the end user (who may have been ripped off in the first place).

      Yeah, it's hard to swallow if MS comes knocking on your doors because of this, but so is the ticket you get if you're caught speeding. You (should) know the risks, and decided to take chances. If you can't make it in PC retail without pirating software, you probably don't belong there.

      The family member scenario won't cut it, since a proof of purchase is required (which you won't give to them).

      Joe jobs can be relatively easily avoided:

      • A proof of purchase for the system is required
      • If only a very low percentage of the customers for a given vendor complains, there's probably not much going on
      • If a bigger percentage complains, you can easily verify this with a sting operation (ie: you send someone to the shop that buys a PC).
      • If a really big percentage complains, or the sting op resulted in a PC with pirated software you send in the BSA to audit the vendor, and sue the sucker out of existance.
      So yeah, I can image some guys are seriously going to sweat this out if they did the pirate-thingy. The fact that a small shop-owner did this, does not make it legal though...

      --
      Okay... I'll do the stupid things first, then you shy people follow.
      [Zappa]
    3. Re:Look out backyard builders by Billy+Gets · · Score: 1

      "Even more scary is if you've built a system for a family member and they think they are doing the right thing by getting a legit copy may implicate you without purposely meaning to but they are trying to get something for nothing."

      But according to the article,

      "To get a replacement copy of Windows XP, PC users will need to send off their receipt and complete a witness statement, revealing where they bought their knock-off software."

      I don't know about you but, I'm not planning to give a family member a receipt for something I gave them for free in the first place. But I could act as a witness for them.

    4. Re:Look out backyard builders by sonictheboom · · Score: 1

      Any pirate that gives our receipts saying "I installed XP" is asking for trouble and deserves what he gets.

      The guy probably doesn't give receipts anyway - I know my pirate doesn't :-)

    5. Re:Look out backyard builders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The important effect of this will be that HW-dealers will not dare to put an unlicensed OS on your new PC. However, practically no buyer will use this service, so this program creates no extra cost for MS. Its a win-win for MS.

    6. Re:Look out backyard builders by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      the people that are going to cop it are the PC sellers who (while they should have known better anyway) have probably done the thing on the buyers request anyhow

      If I ask you to commit fraud, would you? How about if I asked you to buy alcohol or cigarettes for someone who was below the legal age? What about commiting theft (the real, physical kind)? How about infringing the GPL?

      "They asked me to!" is no defence when you're breaking the law, and nor should it be. (Obviously coercion may be a differnt matter, but that's not what's happening here)

      If you knowingly infringe on someone's copyright, you deserve to get caught and punished appropriately. That should be true whether it's MS or some open source coder/project/association that's affected.

    7. Re:Look out backyard builders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more scary is if you've built a system for a family member and they think they are doing the right thing by getting a legit copy may implicate you without purposely meaning to but they are trying to get something for nothing.

      I'd like to think that I wasn't born into clan of morons.

    8. Re:Look out backyard builders by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that in general this is a good thing. If it is small business that is demanding PCs at the lowest possible cost, and, the only way they can get them at an affordable price is by not paying for an operating system, then perhaps they shouldn't be using an operating sytem that you have to pay for.

      If this has any affect at all on the problem of vendors pirating windows then the result will be to drive up the lowest prices of a PC with windows. In my opinion there is nothing wrong with this. Using a windows PC should fully reflect the cost of the operating system.

      Giving windows away is unfair competition to operating systems that are legitimately at the $zero price point.

      ymmv..

  58. Maybe not... by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'll notice the only people MS doesn't tend to piss off are the endusers. Businesses hate their recent licensing changes. Admins hate their insecure, unmaintainable software. OEMs hate their licensing agreements, sometimes enough to just sell pirated copies instead.

    What does MS do in response? They turn a blind eye to enduser piracy and give away free software to endusers who rat out the OEMs that don't follow their licensing.

    Basically, pandering to the masses. If there were any money in politics, MS execs would be working in Washington instead ;)

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    1. Re:Maybe not... by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      HEY! I like being pandered to! Besides, I think I'd be a little pissed if I purchased what I thought to be a legitimate product and found it wasn't a year or two down the road. Yeah, it still may function correctly; up to the point I need a patch. That sounds like a headache I just don't need and please don't throw the "just install Linux" catch phrase out there. Crap, now I'm getting a headache.

      --
      I still can't get the screen shots of Castle Wolfenstein for the Apple IIe out of my head.
    2. Re:Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll notice the only people MS doesn't tend to piss off are the endusers

      BULLSHIT

      I know plenty of pissed-off Windows users

  59. MS basher bashers: The New SlashBot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's the thing to do on Slashdot nowadays, you know post something along the lines of "LOL!! Yuo Linux looser!1!" every time some even mentions the merits of the OS. I know this may be beyond your thinking capacity, but people do have legitimate reasons for liking and using Linux.

    1. Re:MS basher bashers: The New SlashBot by zerman · · Score: 1

      Thank you for supporting me. This is just a twisted case of anti-establishment rebellion, manifested in an odd way. In the old days people went around touting Linux to be rebels (at least some of them, not those of us who use Linux because it's better.), now that has become the norm (on /. anyway) so the people who think they are 1337 r3b31z!!!!!!!111111!! have to start bashing Linux instead.

      Does anyone understand what I'm talking about?

    2. Re:MS basher bashers: The New SlashBot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's like how punk was in the 80s. Would-be rebels listened to punk because it was different, not because they liked the music style itself, per se. Punk lost a lot of its rebellious fans when it went mainstream, in part because it lost its underground mystique.

      Slashdot has its own rebellious crowd whose place in life is (apparently) to go against the flow. If most people are running Windows, then Linux rules. If every competent corporate executive is seriously looking at Linux solutions to replace Windows in order to cut costs, then Linux sucks, no explanation needed. Postings from these sort of people are easy to detect because their arguments lack substance.

    3. Re:MS basher bashers: The New SlashBot by gumpish · · Score: 1

      Postings from these sort of people are easy to detect because their arguments lack substance.

      Whereas your mother is easy to detect for precisely the opposite reason: an overabuncance of substance. Because yo momma so fat.

    4. Re:MS basher bashers: The New SlashBot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a twisted case of anti-establishment rebellion, manifested in an odd way.

      No it isn't. I have nothing against linux, but that doesn't mean that all of a sudden you have anything interesting, or even topical, to say.

      Your post was devoid of substance. You'd think to hear you talk that no one hadn't heard this same wheezy old saw a million times before. "Hey guys! Guess what, news flash! Linux doesn't have activation! And also, it sucks! Hee haw, when I visit the family for the holidays, I have to reformat their machine!" Yeah, no shit, fuckhead. Gosh, that sure is germane to the conversation! And so very educational on a Linux advocacy site. None of us would ever have guessed!

      Come back when you have something substantive to say. Yes, we all know Windows blows balls. Thanks for being so very informative.

  60. In other news . . . by mindbomb33 · · Score: 1

    Tourists are now being encouraged to hand feed the sharks at the Redmond Aquarium. "We're don't want to hurt the tourists," a spokesman said, "we just want to keep the shark food budget down."

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    --
    "You've only got one finger left,
    and it's pointing at the door."
  61. A reason why not to buy... by ReeprFlame · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here is an analogy on why we don't buy MS products: If I buy a $80 OS, I expect $80 worth of function, mind-blowing software. Linux give you more for $10 [CDs, etc]. M$ junkware is more like going to the store and purchasing a Porsche for $80,000 but the cylendar heads blowing off every so often or the doors falling off whereas a $10,000 Chevy may do the job almost flawlessly.

  62. The Soul? by mmarlett · · Score: 1
    from the confession-is-good-for-the-soul department

    Which theology?

  63. OT: All Your Base/Zig Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. I find it hard to believe that... by greatscot · · Score: 1

    ... Microsoft is willing to part with that amount of money without some kind of catch that is in their favour - which usually means it is not in the user's best.

    Mandrakelinux... get it in your box.

    --
    Registered Linux User
    Registered KDE User
  65. Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Linux, For Free by acz · · Score: 1

    "ZDNet reports that Microsoft is now willing to replace your pirated version of Linux with Windows XP. As part of the recently started "Windows Genuine advantage" program, Alex Hilton explains that this incentive aims to bring out customers who bought PC's with Linux preinstalled from vendors that should have installed the Microsoft OS. Not only do they offer amnesty to anyone coming forth with a linux version, but also to ship an original version of their product with a valid license to replace the pirated linux one, each customer being able to get up to 5 such replacements. Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source, the linux vendors.".

  66. MS Windows gives you $100 of function by davidwr · · Score: 1

    For a sufficiently inflated value of "function" that is.

    Of course, by that metric, a good BSD or Linux setup is worth $millions.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  67. Snitch?? by romit_icarus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Didnt anyone tell them, it's dangerous snitching on your neighbourhood drug dealer!

  68. Why would an end user bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see no reason to go to MS and say, "Please kill off my supplier of cheap PCs"...

    1. Re:Why would an end user bother? by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Once Microsoft has identified a "Source" of pirated Windows, wouldn't you expect that Microsoft would demand a customer list? Or get banking records to see who paid for that PC by check or credit card? Or at a minimum obtain the CD Keys used by the source, and disable all of the copies?

      If you come clean yourself, it's likely you'll get better treatment than if they catch up with you. At least that's what MS would like you to think.

      --
      Final 2006 "Proof of Global Warming" US Hurricane Count -> 0
  69. They're not bugs... by greatscot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... they're "features".

    --
    Registered Linux User
    Registered KDE User
  70. There Goal by Snaller · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is

    World domination - check.

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    1. Re:There Goal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THEIR THEIR THEIR. It's not that difficult.

    2. Re:There Goal by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Not at all, but even you need to have something to do.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  71. Smart...Very smart by __aailob1448 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know who at microsoft thought of this but once you get over the initial shock, this makes sense.

    The people who already have a pirate version of Windows that came pre-installed in their pc have no reason to buy a legitimate copy ; therefore, giving them one for free does not represent a loss for microsoft. They'll spend the same money they spend on manufacturing an SP2 update cd which anyone can order for free.

    And I imagine quite a few people will turn on their "shady" local pc stores if it means getting something for nothing. Even if the something is only an imagined peace of mind. Microsoft can in turn sue those stores for tidy amounts of money. I suspect they'll make enough of it to pay for the cds, the publicizing and the lawyer fees.

    Of course, any profits from these lawsuits would be too small to be of interest to Microsoft. However, once enough stores are sued, not only will that ensure most of them will start paying microsoft for legitimate copies of winXP, but it will also ensure that many other stores will fall in line because they fear some of their customers will report them.

    Divide and conquer : The oldest trick in the world

    And while I do not harbor any affection for Microsoft because of their condemnable business practices, I have take my hat off to the guy who thought of this.

  72. Does anybody remember this. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    13,000 Arabs deported after voluntarily complying with a request from the U.S. immigration board to register. To trust a psychotic organization, either the United States government or Microsoft, is INSANE.

    If Microsoft, (like the U.S.), happened to be in the business of killing people, who honestly thinks they wouldn't be killing people? Microsoft can go to hell, and probably will.


    -FL

    1. Re:Does anybody remember this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      13,000 Arabs [bbc.co.uk] deported after voluntarily complying with a request from the U.S. immigration board to register.

      Well, they were also here illegally so fuck them and fuck you.

  73. What amount of money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These users already have pirated copies of Windows. It costs Microsoft almost nothing to give them a "real" copy of Windows to replace it. In exchange, they snitch on their supplier and Microsoft knows who to sue the bejeezus out of. Getting rid of all these suppliers will result in a lot more non-pirated copies of Windows being purchased at MS's monopoly prices.

  74. Microsoft Conquers New Economy by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Allow users to get free, pirated copies of your product.

    2. Contact those users and offer to give them a free, unpirated copy of your product.

    3. ???

    4. Profit!!!

    1. Re:Microsoft Conquers New Economy by urbaer · · Score: 1

      3. Sue the smeg out of little pc shops so that they owe you lots of money and buy them out ensuring that you own all the places on the board and, and... oh wait that's monopoly... is Microsoft still a monopoly?

  75. obligatory Admiral Akbar quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's a trap!"

  76. Getting the Source? by sepluv · · Score: 1

    When I read the "our goal is to get to the source" quote from Microsoft, was I the only one who thought "They're finally admitting it. They have lost the MSWindows source code. This explains a lot of things--for instance, why they haven't add any new features (or made changes) for a decade except for a few that look very tacked on*, and why they never close any of the gaping security holes...".

    Was I also the only one who shortly afterwards imagined the Microsoft licensing manager, Alex Hilton, mutating into Darth Vader and saying "our goal is to get to the force".

    [*Let's face it MSW XP is just MSW 2000 with WindowBlinds (so it needs a machine with double the RAM) as well as a prettier default backdrop; isn't it? That is why its so slow, and I can't be the only one who noticed MSW XP reverting back to the 2000 look when the user tries to push it to really silly limits (like actually trying to run more than one program simultaneously in a so-called multi-tasking OS or something like that). Actually talking of things being tacked on, maybe they lost the MS-DOS source code, hence tacking on MSW...hmmm....]

    --
    Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
    [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
    1. Re:Getting the Source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MS-DOS 6.0 source code IS out there. Funniest bit I found in it:

      #define BEGIN {
      #define END }

      I almost shit myself.

  77. Cheap XP OS by NASAdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's to keep someone from buying five copies of XP Pro from an overseas vendor for $5-10 a piece and then getting legitimate licenses from MS via this offer?

    Is MS planning on affecting offshore folks? It seems that their legal reach is limited to select countries.

  78. OEM "Restore" Discs by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bought my PC from Dell and it came with WinXP preinstalled. Can I swap this stupid "restore" CD for an honest to god Windows CD????

    1. Re:OEM "Restore" Discs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re your sig, this is a case where I think it would be most appropriate.

      (PS: His sig is 'Why can't we mod posts as "Stupid"?'.)

    2. Re:OEM "Restore" Discs by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Weird... I bought my PC from Dell and it came with WinXP preinstalled as well... but I got a real Windows CD.

      If you have your XP license key (should be on the side of your desktop or bottom of your laptop), then just burn a copy of someone else's Home or Pro CD (depending on which version the key is for). It's legal, because you have a license.

  79. Hmmm... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    That sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've got a better one. How 'bout I give Microsoft the finger, and they start replacing ALL pirated copies of their software with legitimate copies, FREE... That way, all you have to do to get Windows is pirate it from a friend, call Microsoft, tell them you have a pirated copy, and they'll send you a legitimate copy to replace it.

    Hmmm, Mr. Anderson, you disappoint me.

    You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights, I want my legitimate copy.

    Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is a legitimate copy of Windows if you can't use a computer?

  80. MS isn't the RIAA/MPAA by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They've been dealing with piracy for ages.

    They aren't going to be taking Joe Numbnut and his personal pirated copy to court now or in the future. An individual person simply isn't worth going after.

    Obviously OS piracy is easier to target. People generally expect computers to come with an OS so computer makers pirating in a nice physical location make a nice target.

    With music/movies there's no need for such centralisation.

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
  81. More like.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Confession-is-good-for-the-sold

    Jaysyn

    --
    There is a war going on for your mind.
  82. Re:Sounds a lot like springfield by dj_super_dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    The following windows users have won motorboats.....

  83. I want my free Windows! by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Somebody point me to a Chinese OEM, quick!

  84. More important question by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
    • How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?


    Why do you care?

    I don't have any reason to doubt that my copy's legit, but if it turns out that I was duped and it isn't. So what?

    LK
    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  85. Mafia? by utlemming · · Score: 1

    How come I can see the Mafia setting up some false-front shop to "sell" illegal copies, and then using a ton of aliases to get legit copies of XP to just resell the copies? I mean, the ethical disinclined could simply put up an elaborate scheme and bilk M$ for legit licenses.

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    The views expressed are mine own and do not express the views of my employer.
  86. This is good for Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By strongly discouraging piracy, people are forced into actually paying for Windows. either directly or indirectly. But a good number of people still have trouble with the concept of paying for an Operating System. So they'll be more encouraged to look at the legal free solutions.

    This can only help encourage the growth of Linux.

    I never thought I'd ever say this, but go Microsoft! Let's expand this to the States!

  87. IRC by Espectr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what if someone downloads windows from irc or bittorrent? Can we give out our irc logs as proof of purchase?

    [XDCC-R4p3-M3] your file transfer Windows.XP.With.Crack is done

  88. to Presecute at Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats an original innovation :-)
    God bless MS. Prosec Gates.

  89. Or..... by sepluv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gneo*: That sounds like a really good deal. But...I think I've got a better one. How 'bout I give Microsoft the finger, and I start replacing ALL my crappy installations of Microsoft Windows with GNU and free software, FREE...as in freedom... That way we'll all be free of the evil tyrrany.

    Agent Smith^WGates:Hmmm, Mr. Anderson, you disappoint me.

    Gneo: You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights, I want to use my free software.

    Agent Smith^WGates:Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is your free software if you can't use a computer without our (evil unpronouncable) NGSCB...Next-Generation Secure Computing Base...?

    (If you don't get this, read the Trusted Computing FAQ (incidentally by a guy called Mr. Anderson) and google for trusted (aka trecherous) computing. Also, this study on effects on free software in PDF (also by Mr. Anderson). Also, the FSF's summary.)

    [* blend of GNU and Neo. Also note that Gnu sounds like new which is English for `neo'...uhhh...I need a life]

    Parts of this post are fair-use copies of The Matrix screenplay and/or parent post.

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    Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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    1. Re:Or..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up.

    2. Re:Or..... by sepluv · · Score: 1
      I try to be funny and get modded interesting...

      I suppose its better than getting modded troll when I say something insightful and insightful when I troll or flamebait like usual.

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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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    3. Re:Or..... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      I suppose its better than getting modded troll when I say something insightful and insightful when I troll or flamebait like usual.

      Sounds to me like Slashcrack over here should add a few buttons under the Submit and Preview buttons... Buttons that let you self-moderate, so moderators know what kind of score you're going for. That way, when you troll, you push troll, and so on.

    4. Re:Or..... by sepluv · · Score: 1
      Really nice idea...

      Have you suggested it to the Powers that Be?

      That way, when you troll, you push troll
      With that specific example, I'm not sure how often trolls would co-operate though ;-). It might just defeat the object of trolling somewhat for a lot of professional troll(er)s* if only people who wanted to see trolls got them. LOL.

      [*] Is that an oxymoron?

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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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  90. Yeah we had this in Lithuania some time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A new action- call us and we will sell you legitimate versions of Windows at discount if you use pirated ones. The ones who called had BSA knocking on their door next morning and got busted.

    Never believe Microsoft or BSA when they urge to come to them and confess you pirate their software.

    --Coder

    1. Re:Yeah we had this in Lithuania some time ago by accelleron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      RTFA. Then think. Then post. In that order.

      The program is clearly designed for those who paid for a comp with bootleg Windows or who paid an OEM to install bootleg windows. Not at those with the half a brain required to install it themselves.

      Thus if they start busting doors, instead of increasing consumer confidence and market share, they'll end up on the front page of CNET and gain nothing but bills for replacing Grandpa's front door.

      Instead, they're going after those who sell pirated copies of XP. This is essentially a much more ethical move than suing your 12-year old fans, and it will hit the one branch of piracy that could use the hitting: asshats that sell it to idiots that couldn't figure out IRC to save their lives.

      --
      Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
    2. Re:Yeah we had this in Lithuania some time ago by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      This plan makes the most logical approach. Find the source and cut it off. Problem is the Record or Movie industry is going backward. Not going after the source but after the user.

      Simply rat on who and get a real copy so to speak.

    3. Re:Yeah we had this in Lithuania some time ago by crymeph0 · · Score: 1

      Problem with music is, since it's traded mostly on p2p, the source is the user, more often than not, whereas MS seems to believe/know that the source is different from the user in a large chunk of the population they're interested in.

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      It should be illegal to say that freedom of speech should be limited.
  91. My 0.02 by Coyote67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know what, I'm ok with this. The people who're going to go along with this are the same people who don't actually know they are using a pirated version. I'm sure there are many a people who had their friendly neighborhood geek install a pirated version of XP on their machines. Mostly for free I'd wager. These people know what they have and won't care. If someone buys a brand new machine - my guess probably from a computer show - and finds out that the strangely cheap copy of windows that came with it is a fake, they have every right to be pissed off. I have no problem with Microsoft going after people who make money from piracy. As long as they leave out the guy doing it for himself.
    If Microsoft is going to go help the guy who got screwed while they go after the bastard who screwed him, more power to them.

  92. RE: It's a www.FUDfactory.com campaign... by u1048576 · · Score: 1

    They're doing what they do best, the FUD Factory strikes again...

    Well, seriously. Even though it looks like a good thing I wouldn't believe EVERYTHING they're saying. It's always tricky when you give out information to giant corporations, sworn statements even more so.

  93. Waiting for my man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While making an acommodation with my man concerning some combustibles, he mentions he also sells PeeCees.

    So like, do you think my "used" $300 IBM Thinkpad has a valid copy of Windows 2000 Professional on it, or should I report him to Microsoft?

  94. Your half right... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    unless Microsoft does a 180, Longhorn is going to be OEM only. Least ways that's the rumor, and it seems pretty plausible given that they won the antitrust case.

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  95. more abuse on the way. by twitter · · Score: 1
    You still have to shop the guys who you bought your unlicensed copy of the OS from. And that includes signing a sworn statement to the fact.

    From the people who brought you the BSA's bring an audit down on the company that fired you, comes a program to bring down lawsuits on your competitors. It's just another move to put the squeeze on small shops.

    Here's some good advice to small shops: quit selling Windoze pronto. Really. Free software does what you need it to and M$ does not care what you've done for them in the past. They are going to squeeze you for every dollar they can, then sue you to kingdom come as their sales revenues go down.

    Last year I worked for a good sized store that got burnt by their vendor. The guy was one of MickySoft's best customers, and must have made at least one M$ millionare. His vendors sold him coppies of Windoze that M$ said were pirated. They had all the little stickers and it was impossible to tell the difference. M$ did not care, they took him to court and that cost him years and plenty of money to win.

    Now comes this program. Stores can't tell the difference, how on Earth are customers going to know?

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    1. Re:more abuse on the way. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      They had all the little stickers and it was impossible to tell the difference. M$ did not care, they took him to court and that cost him years and plenty of money to win.

      IANAL but in the UK, is it possible/likely that the prosecutor would be ordered to pay the defences costs in the event of them losing? Or would the defendant have to sue?

    2. Re:more abuse on the way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costs are awarded by the court when they reach a verdict. So yes, if MS get sue-happy, it will backfire on them.

  96. Piracy Made MS a Powerhouse by mcleodnine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah. There. I Said it.

    If Microsoft had bulletproof copy protection back in the Microsoft Windows 3.1/WFW3.11 days, they wouldn't have become the giant they are today. "Back in the day" lots of folks made a copy of the Windows floppies (yep, people used to sell software on floppies!) that came with the new PC delivered to the office for use on their home PCs, or even to 'update' older PCs in the office. It was a trivial task and it made Windows so prevalent in the work and home environment that by the time Windows 95 was launched people were hooked. Think crack dealer ("first one's free, dude.").

    Whether by guilty conscience, rabid fan-dom, or dare I say consumer satisfaction, people were ready and willing to pony up the bucks to get the latest goods, even using a very liberal and unchecked upgrade policy. How many folks here remember doing the math on upgrades and realizing you could save a hundred bucks by using your copied diskettes as a "qualfying upgrade" product? This was also the case for Microsoft Office - you could go out and buy MS Works and an Upgrade Edition of MS Office 4.2 for less than the shelf price of a full-blown Office Standard install and feel like you've laid a can O' whup-ass on "the man".

    That's about to change, the hammer is coming down, World Domination has been achieved. Every potential customer has been tapped. Format lock-in and closed document 'standards' ensure consumer lock-in for the next upgrade round. Maybe.

    Consumers are geting really tired of the upgrade mill caused by operating system version changes/upgrades which invariably require them to upgrade all their applications as well, and the insufferable gymnastics involved in something as simple as moving or *gasp* copying their root install to a new hard disk. People really are getting smarter about software and the realize that Microsost is more worried about their intellectual property than the users' precious data. In short, they're treating us like criminals; guilty until proven innocent. SOP.

    I like it. I see more and more customers looking at alternatives, and even if that means that have to buy a Linux install from us with Crossover Office just to run their MS Office stuff, so be it. The sooner the end user, the part of the equation that really matters, realizes how badly they've been treated, the better.

    Sure, beige box twits who install dodgy copies of XP, and Joe Sixpack users who find themselves unable to update the pirated version they just "bought" with their new whiz-bang PC will find their machine rendered more useless with each newly discovered exploit to go wild, are gonna sweat it huge, but it just means more clients to me. I'm armed and ready with whatever distro they think is pretty enough, and can sell it with a clear conscience.

    Are you?

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    1. Re:Piracy Made MS a Powerhouse by horza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed MS was happy to encourage piracy to enable them to become a complete monopoly. Now they have achieved saturation their shareholders are squeezing them for continued growth and so MS in turn are turning on the squeeze on their customers.

      All my friends here are begging me to install Linux so they can go on the Internet safely. The first person I made the mistake of installing Gentoo. What a mistake. I can't even get my own machine into a usable state let alone find time to do someone else's. I'm going to persevere with it myself but everyone else gets Mandrake or Knoppix.

      Phillip.

    2. Re:Piracy Made MS a Powerhouse by OneFix · · Score: 1

      try Simply Mepis. It's a live CD that installs into 4GB of space. The install is the easiest Linux install I've seen...

      And the distro is based on Debian, snd has KPackage available following the install...So you get all of Debian's stability and apt functionality.

  97. No, it's to get you back on to Windows Update by Lord+Raze · · Score: 1

    Some bright boy at MS has noticed that people cheerfully run SP1 because they know that they can not install SP2 on their pirated copy of XP. So, this is the mechanism to get everyone back into the fold, and resume their WindowsUpdate takes over the world one PC at a time strategy.

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  98. delate your dealer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in your possesion you may legally have:
    up to 1 gramme of grass and up to 5 copies of WinXP?

  99. I know I'd be reluctant. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I'm thinking a LOT of slashdotters would be wary about giving up their names and addresses to this sort of program, regardless of the promises of Microsoft.

    Dude, I'm turning myself in. I've got 7 computers running and I did not pay a dime for the software on them. I've even been giving it away to friends, neighbors and other people.

    What? They won't give me and everyone one else of those fancy XP CDs for turning ourselves in? What on earth are we going to do without a great deal like that?

    I would not install XP if came with a letter from Bill Gates himself. It's worth about as much to me as an AOL CD.

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  100. Re:Their generosity is incredible by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will cost them a fortune! Don't those things cost hundreds of dollars a piece?

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  101. Forget the pirates by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What about the legitimate customers?

    I paid for my Windows XP Pro original and they deny me activation for having reinstalled it "a bit too often".

  102. Obquote from Bottom by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.

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  103. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yes. $699, in fact; since they almost certainly contain stolen Linux code which SCO claimed.

    We'll believe they don't only after they prove that they don't.

  104. Re:Their generosity is incredible by ComputerSherpa · · Score: 1

    Money in lost sales, perhaps. Doesn't cost Microsoft that much to burn CD and print a manual, though.

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  105. Can I turn in my self? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I only pirated one copy, I'll probably be pretty low on the list to get scrobbled.

  106. Moderating... by metalligoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    But see, we don't read the article. So summaries from readers who KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW make for awesome comments....

    Where's +1 Unfortunately True?

    1. Re:Moderating... by Jondor · · Score: 1

      Probably next to the

      -1 Full of it

      An other one I would appriciate..

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    2. Re:Moderating... by drDugan · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have lots of mod points -- I'd like to see:

      -2 Karma Whore

      with all the creativity of the sd crowd... oh wait.. forget it.

  107. Cool!! by kuser123 · · Score: 1

    So can I copy my copy 4 times more and then obtain 5 licensed versions which I can sell afterwards? ;-)

  108. Wouldn't it make more sense... by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to replace the insecure copies of Windows XP with secure ones? ;-)

    1. Re:Wouldn't it make more sense... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this offer only covers actual copies of Windows XP, not made-up ones.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it make more sense... by a24061 · · Score: 1

      That would require actually working hard.

  109. Obligatory paranoid moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source"

    "THEN we'll go after the individual!!!"

  110. They are just not getting it! by no-body · · Score: 1

    That whole pirating story is just M$ FUD against the religious war to do what the US court system could not accomplish.

  111. Feints within feints by xigxag · · Score: 1

    Microsoft doesn't actually have to find anybody to come out a winner here. Just the threat that their customers now have a risk-free incentive to turn them in will discourage computer shops from installing bootlegged copies of Windows.

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    1. Re:Feints within feints by Viceice · · Score: 1

      That won't work. You know why? Because say if any part of your PC broke, who do you bring it back to for warrenty? Thats right, the shop you bought it from.

      Imagine you went through all the trouble for an $1 piece of paper, sticker and box from MS, only to find that one week later, your $500 video card broke and the shop you got it from was taken down... by you... talk about shooting self in foot.

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    2. Re:Feints within feints by xigxag · · Score: 1

      That's a valid consideration, but should really be a reply to the grandparent post, not to mine. My point was that even without any "take down" action initiated by the user or by Microsoft, shops now have a reason to be more cautious about building bootleg PCs, since the shop will be aware that the customer can report it without getting punished.

      But let's take what you wrote a step further. The shop sells you a computer with a $500 video card. Meaning a $2000 computer, albeit one with a fake version of Windows. And you're one of those clueless customers who thinks a CD-ROM tray holds floppies. Within days of purchase, you've got viruses, your hard drive is acting up, you can't get the printer to work. And you bring your system back to the shop a few times. Because you're such a lamer, every time they fix it, you break it again. Since you don't know your butt from your elbow, you think the it's the shop's fault. But they tire of giving you free 24/7 support and won't give you your money back. Now you have a reason, in your mind, to retaliate against the shop for selling you defective goods. And all it takes is one disgruntled customer like you to put a shop at risk. And as any business will tell you, no matter how good your service, there are always dissatisfied customers.

      Now we're back to what I wrote earlier. Thanks to this latest move by MS, it's better for the shop to just charge you for Windows instead of worrying about customers being able to threaten them in this fashion.

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  112. Shaft your friendly computer store by a24061 · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    To get a replacement copy of Windows XP, PC users will need to send off their receipt and complete a witness statement, revealing where they bought their knock-off software.

    So the real purpose of this programme is to get consumers to shaft their friendly, local computer stores.

    1. Re:Shaft your friendly computer store by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking it would be great to get several hundred people together to say they got the pirated software from CompUSA. The only hard part is the receipts.

  113. remove the XP crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    remove the XP crap, get a free Linux,BSD CD and get your freedom with all programs and tools you ever need.

  114. wrong direction again by burntash · · Score: 1

    if they want to get to the source, all they have to do is download mIRC. not chase after ghost companies.

  115. Profit by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    It used to be like this;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Let every pirate copy it for free.
    3. Everybody uses crappy OS.
    4. Every company switches to crappy OS because everybody already uses it.
    5. Profit

    Now they've protected WinXP a bit too good;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Nobody can pirate it.
    3. Nobody uses it.
    4. No company switches.
    5. No profit.

    So they're fixing it like this;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Nobody can pirate it.
    3. Distribute it for free to pirates.
    4. Everybody uses it.
    5. Every company switches.
    6. Profit.

    Sounds familiar?

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    1. Re:Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot has a genuine misunderstanding of the piracy network that exists. There are groups dedicated to cracking and releasing software, games, and even ebooks. There are websites dedicated to listing checksums which let you search for legitimate copys of the releases on the filesharing networks. None of this requires you to be "Elite" or "In the know." Pirating couldn't be easier with the anti-RIAA/MPAA/Government protection measures made by other people just a few searches away. As much as people think every download is monitored, every file is tracked, it simpily isn't true. Bittorrent, the much vaunted transfer method, is not secure, but Edonkey can be made relativly safe.

      Edonkey
      Sharereactor, a libary of edonkey links
      Methlabs, Peerguardian's homepage, protects from MPAA/RIAA etc
      Bluetack, home of the Blocklist Manager, keeps Peerguardian updated

      With these you can find almost any book, any game, any program, virus free and not have to worry about getting a letter from your ISP. It's not perfect, but it's certinally better than bittorrent, and it isn't as hard as most people on slashdot think.

  116. Re:Their generosity is incredible by geordie_loz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    which they've already lost due to piracy, so it's not really any price at all to hunt out the people at the top.

  117. Mod funny by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is a joke, laugh.. How can anyone mod it insightful?

    1. Re:Mod funny by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guess they didn't read my sig

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    2. Re:Mod funny by Sique · · Score: 1

      Because sometimes it requires some insight to make such a funny comment?

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  118. Microsoft proposes piracy amnesty by Jlunix · · Score: 1

    Amnesty? A good start could be stop calling "pirates" to the owners of Microsoft's software unlicensed copies.

    Try again, Microsoft. ;)

  119. Linus to the left of, pirates to the right by MarkEst1973 · · Score: 1
    and here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    It must be difficult to continue to wring money out of a market the way M$ does. On one hand, there's a free OS competing on both merit and price. On the other hand, there are tons of people who don't want to pay for the ever-increasing cost of Windows.

    The thing that sucks about being a monopoly is that they have no where to go but down.

  120. Sounds familar by evilviper · · Score: 1

    I guess Microsoft really liked the idea of the RIAA's amnesty program, and decide to copy the wildly successful model!

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  121. Good one! by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 0

    I know they're doing it for their own benefits, but i actually think it's a good thing. If i buy a DVD movie somewhere i don't want it to be a illegal copy either. Not because it's worse quality than the legit copy (maybe the cover print is worse but whatever), but because i believe i'm buying the Real Thing® so that's what i want to receive, i certainly don't want to be part of a scam like this. (if you don't care if a DVD is copied or not, think of buying a car and get a stolen model from poland instead of what you think you're buying)
    Microsoft won't stop people pirating like this, they help people who wanted to get the legit copy to actually own a legit copy. And Microsoft will of course gain profit in the end.

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  122. ok, I RTFA now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems pretty harmless, since it is targeted at individuals. OEMs that ship pirated windows are easier to control than individuals or companies using pirated windows anyway. The right way for OEMs to pirate now is to sell a PC without windows, and then send a consultant (who acts as an individual, and your company is not responsible for his actions) to install windows on that computer at customer's home.

    The action I was talking about in parent post was targeted at companies, small-to-medium sized ones. So it made much more sence to bust them with BSA than there is now. A few companies were made an examle of and went bankrupt because of this.

    Anyway, the lesson is- don't trust Microsoft, and NEVER EVER trust BSA. Don't give them any information or evidence they can use against you.

    --Coder

  123. Re:Their generosity is incredible by loveguru · · Score: 1

    I doubt if anyone would come forward to get his thing replaced.b'cause in most cases its the person himself who pirates than the dealer........ so this is just an useless initiative

  124. Time for me to... by freedom_india · · Score: 1
    time for me to convert my pirated Reset5 version to a Genuine version for free.....WAIT what am i saying ???

    Damn, i should never drink Tequila for B'fast again.

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  125. Wow what a deal! by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    Replace your pirated software with pirated software you pay for! Damn! Where do I sign up?

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  126. Reemburse legit buyers of pirated Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this now feel like deja-vu all-over again ? It's (reemburse legit buyers of pirated copies) exactly the response I wrote (to this board) when I first read about their "check if your version is legit" program :-)

    But, first trying to just put un-baited mouse-traps out (seeing how much dumb mouses there are out there) is a lot cheaper than to bait them ...

  127. speaking of asshats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >asshats that sell it to idiots that couldn't figure >out IRC to save their lives.

    For the idiots to figure it out, they'd already have to be online already to IRC. Thats why you buy an OEM OS.

  128. This is neither good nor bad for Linux by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Insightful
    None of us, whether Windows or Linux user, should lose focus as to the real reason why Microsoft are doing this.

    Windows XP has always been Microsoft's first big step into clamping down on the freedoms that most users have taken for granted up until now.

    From Microsoft's perspective, there is very little money to be made from just selling OSes any more, hence the licensing lock-ins that most guarantee regular income to MS.

    With regard to home and private users, make no mistake that MS intends to become a utility company alongside your electricity, gas and telephone provider. They want everyone to rent software and licenses that allow all of us to use the data we freely had access to and control over ourselves.

    Windows XP, along with WMP 10 and ultimately DRM hardware will force the rental model upon all Windows users - sure, it will be sold as security enhancements to Joe Public but will ultimately force all Windows users to continually pay to use their software or suffer deactivation.

    This is why Microsoft can afford to give away XP because, in the longer term, they will gain from this.

    It's important that, in the Open Source user-base, we continue to push home the message that it's not just about security & stability when choosing to use FOSS - its primarily about personal freedoms and maintaining our rights to use whatever software we want on our computers.

    So don't get lost amongst the smoke and mirrors of what MS is doing here by giving away XP - it's ultimately about everyone paying money to MS in the future for the rights to do the things they did freely in the past.

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  129. Who is it going to get? by ajs318 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In all my born days I have seen about a dozen legit copies of any version of Windows {including 3.11 on a stack of floppies} -- including about six at my workplace. Everyone else I know has an operating system they didn't pay for: either a dodgy copy of Windows, or Linux.

    This is how it works in the UK. If you go to a back-street computer shop -- not PriCey World, not Dixons, but an actual independent retailer, a 21st century artisan -- to buy a machine, you get told the cost of the hardware not including software. Not even Windows. You are then given a choice: either you can take the machine away like that and install your own software, or you can pay for a legitimate copy of Windows and Office and all the usual crap like Outlook Express and Internet Exploder.

    At this point the customer probably is going to be shocked by how much the software will cost; and unless they are particularly straight-arsed about such matters, will inquire discreetly about a cheaper way. The shopkeeper's younger assistant will offer to do the job, strictly on the quiet and subject to the customer never breathing a word. The receipt says "No Operating System" and the cost of the software is paid, in cash, straight into the assistant's sky rocket. Lovely!

    The customer leaves, thinking they got one up on Microsoft by ripping off "hundreds of pounds" of software. Hey, it feels so good, stickin' it to The Man! And Ballmer cackles, because he knows the customer still believes they need Microsoft. Truth is, it's The Man who stuck it to you. Just because you didn't pay for it, doesn't make it less buggy or crash-prone. You still haven't got the source code -- and having a competent programmer look at the source code is the only way ever to make it less buggy and crash-prone. You still get every disadvantage you would have got if you had paid full whack for a legit copy, on top of the twin disadvantages that it's illegal and you know full well.

    In a more sorted universe, the shopkeeper would of course say, "Sure! You could have Linux and OpenOffice instead, for nothing." The customer would spend a day or two getting used to it and then realise they didn't need Microsoft. The customer's friends, being emailed loads of .sxw and .sxc files, would be a little baffled at first; but soon come to realise that they are OpenOffice files. Then they would install OpenOffice -- and maybe notice that instead of dire warnings against copying, comes a notice encouraging you to copy and spread their software!

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    1. Re:Who is it going to get? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Actually, some of us pay for Linux. I'm hoping to buy SuSe 9.2 soon.

    2. Re:Who is it going to get? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      having a competent programmer look at the source code is the only way ever to make it less buggy and crash-prone.

      Microsoft has some of the most competent programmers in the world, and I question the assertion that open-source hobbyist programmers will be able to fix Windows. Perhaps the problem with Windows is more fundamental than programmer skill; remember that XP still has code from the 16-bit days, needs to support a mmuch larger range of software and drivers, and is subject to a lot more external and nonportable code than Linux.

      Also, Windows XP is considerably less crash-prone than previous versions. I got a crash two days ago from a driver incompatibility (ironically, the driver was invoked by an open-source application). Before that, the last serious crash (STOP error) was several months ago, if not over a year.

    3. Re:Who is it going to get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I don't usually troll but... Not sorted universe, DREAM WORLD. You really think that "The customer's friends, being emailed loads of .sxw and .sxc files, would be a little baffled at first; but soon come to realise that they are OpenOffice files. Then they would install OpenOffice".

      What would actually happen would be "Stop sending us these stupid files, haven't you got Office or something?". Or probably more likely MS marks them as dangerous in outlook and they never arrive.

      Oh, and you could have also had "Lucy Locket" for pocket, but qudos for use of cockney (Where the hell are you from!).

    4. Re:Who is it going to get? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I think you are being unduly pessimistic in your assertion that Microsoft's programmers are any better than the Open Source community. The whole point is, there are more of us than there are of Microsoft. Different people will tend to use different approaches; the more people there are working on any problem, the more likely it is that one of them will find a solution that works. Sometimes, sheer weight of bodies is all that it needs.

      It's almost not surprising that you had bad interactions between Windows and Open Source, but don't take that as indicative of any shortcoming of Open Source. Open Source programmers don't have the luxury of working to anything other than the officially-documented interface -- and have to go with the assumption that the documentation is accurate.

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    5. Re:Who is it going to get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...and the cost of the software is paid, in cash, straight into the assistant's sky rocket."

      Good to see they have a get-away plan!

  130. Linux Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..and you don't even need to show your receipts!

  131. Hopefully, it's not in China by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

    otherwise M$ would go bankrupt... :)

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  132. so, when we will be able to by mec_cool · · Score: 0

    install linux instead ?? for the half savvy computer user who don't want to pay for windows ? Is there any distros that come preinstalled with spell checkers, printer drivers... so I could sell to small business then profit !! nope it sucks because 250 $ for windows is worth more than the new hardware. when you buy a new pc with windows, it cost you like 50$ so I guess it's a better deal.

  133. Why is Microsoft so stupid? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you buy a computer from a small computer shop, what are the chances that the hard drive, CPU or other components are stolen or black market? Possible, but not very likely.

    So why would they install a pirated copy of Windows? BECAUSE WINDOWS IS TOO F***ING EXPENSIVE! That's why.

    Would somebody please smack Mr. Ballmer upside the head with the biggest clue stick available. The f***ing operating system costs twice as much as any other component in the computer!!



    1. Re:Why is Microsoft so stupid? by richwmn · · Score: 2, Informative

      For the small shop building custom machines it is next to impossible to get MS products at a competitive price. In order to put a legit copy on a machine you must go to a local retailer and put a full retail copy on. OEM copies/prices are not usually available.

  134. Easy by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hell, I'll replace your pirated windows for free.

    Which distro would you like?

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  135. Windows Piracy == Linux is inferior by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but it has to be said.

    Why are people pirating Windows when Linux is free?

    1. Re:Windows Piracy == Linux is inferior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Piracy == Linux is inferior

      Can you enlighten us as to how you came to this conclusion? I would like to hear some sound reasons. I have been 'pouring' over the Windows vs. Linux TCO documents that Microsoft has released and am yet to see the light.

      It is like I know I am in a tunnel, I know there should be the freight train, but all the same I see no lights.

    2. Re:Windows Piracy == Linux is inferior by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Why are people pirating Windows when Linux is free?

      Because most people are too afraid of computers to try something new - to those people, a pirated copy of Windows is free and familiar whereas Linux is free but unfamiliar (in their limited perceptions at least).

      It could be argued that if Windows was not piratable, then more people would take the time to install and try Linux rather than pay the inflated prices for Windows XP, Office, etc.

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  138. MS Piracy != RIAA Piracy by ahodgkinson · · Score: 1
    Microsoft operating system piracy is different from music piracy . Think about how the average person buys computers and music. Is it the same? Hardly.

    When a normal user buys a computer, he expects some degree of guarantee and support. He'll probably buy an upgrade at some point too. This means there's likely to be an ongoing relationship between the customer and his hardware/software vendor(s). With music, you receive a CD and that's it. You never have to upgrade a CD.

    This is why computer brand names still have value and why you probably don't know the 'brand name' (meaning the producers of the physical CD) of any of the CDs you own.

    For Microsoft it means that it will have an easier time at catching the sellers of hardware then include illegal copies of their operating systems, because the computer vendors are more or less static in the market place. Think about the sales of illegally copied CDs, they tend to occur in open air markets and other non-official places of business rather than in shops.

    Thus, the RIAA has a much more difficult task. Granted there are lots of mass producers of illegally copied CDs, but the average consumer is so far down in the supply chain that they won't have useful information to help eliminate the music pirates. Lots of music is pirated by end users and this has the RIAA much more worried.

    In Microsoft's case, most OS sales are made via hardware vendors via the infamous Microsoft tax. This is why Microsoft is interesting in going after vendors selling illegal copies, namely because they can and perhaps also they rightly realize they will not greatly damage their name in the process.

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  139. Re:Their generosity is incredible by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    Don't those things cost hundreds of dollars a piece?

    Sigh.... IP property doesn't have a cost and they are not giving you anything so it should be free. But what I wanna know is do they include the source like that other free OS?

  140. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    IP property doesn't have a cost...

    First off, what the hell is intellectual property property? Is that like PIN number? Secondly, IP doesn't have a cost? No cost to develop? No cost in man hours? No cost to protect?

  141. Why trust these guys? by peu · · Score: 1

    What is the advantage of having a MS legit copy instead a copy that was purchased in good faith not knowing that the seller was a pirate?

    giving your full data to MS? nahh

    doing their work hunting pirates for free? naah

    at least give me MSoffice :)

  142. Karma by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some mods use "the real" +1s on funny because "+1 Funny" does nothing for that persons karma, so that "+3 Funny, -1 Overrated" actually lessens the karma of the poster.
    Different variations on this reason can be given, I'm just too lazy to type them, so I'll let you think for yourself.

    1. Re:Karma by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Wow mods... that's just evil...

    2. Re:Karma by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I'm just too lazy to type them, so I'll let you think for yourself.

      Are you sure that is wise?

  143. LEGO by empaler · · Score: 1

    You also forgot to mention those wonderful green and blue LeGo-colours...

    Well, except LeGo stopped producing the green blocks soon after introducing them in the 30s as they caused heavy poisoning...

    1. Re:LEGO by compro01 · · Score: 1

      hm? i still have some green lego.......

      see? my cat just ate some!

      *sees cat lying dead*

      oh

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    2. Re:LEGO by empaler · · Score: 1

      Of course, that should have been "dark green" and "they found a smarter way"

      I'm too tired to think

  144. Re:Their generosity is incredible by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, what the hell is intellectual property property? Is that like PIN number? Secondly, IP doesn't have a cost? No cost to develop? No cost in man hours? No cost to protect?

    No, the pin for your ATM is a genuine thing, it is like the key to your house. The software you develop has a development cost. The license that you sell may or may not have had one. Developers no longer sell their developed product. So I spend 5 million dollars developing my widget and no matter how many people pay me 200$ a shot I still am THE SOLE owner of my widget. That is intellectual property. That is the concept that is without cost, not the product.

  145. -4 redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will the moderators stop acknowledging people who rehash the old "here's a security patch for IE" with a link to firefox or people linking to Linux distributions with an equally witty comment, ie. the parent. It's been done a thousand times before and adds nothing to the conversation

  146. New lamps for old by nairobiny · · Score: 1

    All this time I wondered why my copy had a genie instead of the paperclip.

  147. Tell me about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is he thinking? Software wears out? That there are only so many bits to go around, and they get recycled, but the "used" ones aren't as good as new ones?

    Maybe he thinks it's like those rental DVDs from Blockbuster?

  148. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clue has just left building. I repeat, clue has just left the building.

  149. I'll help too! by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free

    I'll help you replace your pirated Windows for free with Linux, too!

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  150. OK I'll turn them in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My CD came from Russia. Go get them pirate CD factories! What the pirates protecting the factory have more guns than the police force?

    Oh tough...

  151. pirate windows now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then go to the store and get your free copy. Bring it home read the EULA and disagree with it. Go back to the store for refund. Install Linux and profit.

  152. important to note by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

    Hummm!!! Microsoft is trying to get to the faulty vendors using free cheap labor (us by the way).I say let's not give them any help!! their OS arent cheap and they come heavily bugged,,they should lower the price for all the bugs those things have.

  153. Aren't you guys all using Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are a bunch of anti-Microsoft zealots worried about people being caught out in Windows piracy?

    Is it because you believe everything should be free (as in beer) and actually use the product by... er... stealing it?

    Why not use your m4d l1nux sk111z to perfect Wine instead?

  154. Re:Their generosity is incredible by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

    There actually is quite a lot of people who build PCs for sale that will pirate the pre-installed software to save some cash on costs. The buyer might never know it was pirated until MS raises a red flag and offers them free copies of Windows for the identity of the pirate.

  155. Slowing down. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, they were also here illegally so fuck them and fuck you.

    Yes. That was my point.

    If you turn yourself in when there is an expectation of amnesty, which was the case during that incident, there is a very good chance you will still be punished if the agency delivering the promise has a history of deceitful behavior. Very basic.

    But then I suppose, somebody functioning at your level of refinement can't really be expected to grasp such 'difficult' concepts. Don't worry. The game is rapidly deteriorating and will soon be moving at a speed you will probably find more accommodating. --Already you are increasingly encouraged to turn in your brown neighbors.

    You'll probably fit right in.


    -FL


    He who leads into captivity. . .

  156. Computer shop business plan 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Take phone directory, list all computer shops in your area.

    2. Visit each one and buy a trinket and try to grab as much stuff with the shop logo. Lift a bill pad when they're not looking if you can.

    3. Ask each one to bid on a fake proposal to get as much letterhead, etc.

    4. Make fake bills using photoshop/Quark/InDesign.

    5. Send the fake to Microsoft. List address you pick up in the phonebook. Random people will receive boxes of WinXP. You're that generous.

    6. Open shop with almost no competition.

  157. Tinfoil Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft wants pirated copies introduced to developing countries, could this be a way of tracking the pirated copies to determine the best way to inject copies of windows in the that particular country.

    Ok, time to change my tinfoil...

  158. Re:Their generosity is incredible by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Funny

    CDs can be made for $1-$2 per disc in quantity. Throw it in a jewel case, slap on a certificate of bugginess, and you might be up to $3.

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  159. History Repeats Itself by JianTian13 · · Score: 1

    "Let 100 flowers bloom..." -- Mao Zedong

    Mao did *so* love to play whack-a-mole :)

  160. Not sure if anyone said it yet... by Skudd · · Score: 1

    As with most /. comment threads, I am dumbfounded by the number of replies to this.

    My thought is this though:
    Sure, it seems as though they're going to help people be "more legal" with their copy of Windows, but what kind of list are they keeping of who has pirated and who hasn't? It just seems to me like they are keeping tally, and will hit those people with lawsuits later on.

    It might just be my general paranoia of Microsoft, but I don't trust them, even on this.

    1. Re:Not sure if anyone said it yet... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      This is a very good point...

      The chances are that the same people using pirated copies of Windows are also using other pirated MS software like Office and probably software from other vendors also.

      Since the article talks specifically about Windows XP and allowing Microsoft to check your PC, what's to stop them taking legal action against you for a pirated copy of Office or shopping you to, say, Symantec, because you're running Norton Antivirus on your PC also.

      I've personally vowed never to use Windows XP because I don't trust what MS are doing and will not use an OS that seriously starts to inhibit my personal freedoms - currently, I use mostly Linux and some Windows 2000 (mainly for gaming) but the latter will be the last MS operating system I will ever use.

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  161. You say "PR", I say "Anti-competitive", let's ... by TheEnigma · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the quite possibly legitimate desire to harrass "pirates" (yar!), this move boils down to MS giving away their product.

    Last time I checked, giving away your product was considered an anti-competitive practise, although IANAL.

    Giving away samples, like trial sizes or, in the software industry, limited use versions, is strictly marketing-related. If you give away the whole thing, you're not marketing -- you're giving away the product, for crying out loud.

    Then again, when it gets you news articles that make you look good, it certainly is PR.

    But it's also a bold attempt to help solidify the monopoly by giving it away to people who won't buy it, because either they can't afford it or it's simply not worth the sticker price, to them. It's better to give it away because then they can be sucked into the upgrade process.

    Also it's to MS's benefit to reduce the number of installs that cannot be upgraded to SP2. They need SP2 adoption to put some kind of brakes on the spyware explosion, which is really hurting their image amongst regular folks.

    My interpretation only.

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  162. Well isn;t that special. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you Microsoft for not destroying the lives of individuals. Death to the source!

  163. Is it really "Windows"???.... by vettemph · · Score: 1
    "Some examples we're seeing from the Far East and Eastern Europe...are very high quality,"

    Yep, If you've found something of high quality, It is absolutely NOT from Microsoft.

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  164. the shady comp shop nice guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what happens to the nice guys at the local computer store who re-installed XP on my Dell for me after I lost my Restore CD's?
    For note: my XP appears to be pirated acording to the How-to-Tell MS site and I payed only for labor to reinstall the OS. Oh, and now I want to claim a new copy of XP for free.

  165. Good. by man_ls · · Score: 1

    Sounds pretty fair!

    This is, by the way, the unspoken (okay, well, I had it spoken to me by an executive of a relatively small software company that makes a closed-source produce I've heard people raving about on Slashdot before) rule about piracy: they don't really care about the home pirates (although they don't like it), they only care about instutional pirates: Those are the real threats to their market.

    It's very reasonable of MS to want the customers to tell them who sold them a bad copy of Windows, and then replace it for free. MS wins, consumer wins, business doing something illegal loses.

  166. A way for MS to disable others? by danwiz · · Score: 1


    Try this logic ...

    * Some honest user reports their illegal version, which is most likely just a copy installed using illegal serial number.

    * Microsoft logs the stolen serial number into their windows update database.

    * When other users with that serial number get windows updates (which are usually automatic), as much personal information as possible gets stole^h^h^h^h logged. After all, this person is a criminal, right?

    * Then their PC downloads and installs the latest "update", which permanently disables their PC and displays a phone number to call.

    This all seems to be a way that Microsoft can get a few serial numbers and disable many illegal installs.

    1. Re:A way for MS to disable others? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Sounds good to me, if the phone number to call is the "Send a free legitimate copy of XP in exchange for telling them where you got the pirate one from."

      In fact, I should hope they do this.

      I'm not saying XP shouldn't be cheaper, but it's still wrong to use it without paying for it in some way. Plus, there's plenty of ways to obtain legitimate copies of the software: I have 20 copies of Windows XP Pro, SP1a and SP2 (10 of each) obtained legally, for the low low price of around $25 per copy. Direct from Microsoft themself.

      www.microsoftactionpack.com

  167. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's -1 stfu n00b?

  168. +3 Funny, -1 Overrated actually lessens you karma by mu22le · · Score: 1

    It happened to me recently, I complained with Cmdr_Taco and somehow the day after my karma was back from the dead (from bad to neutral) a few days passed on and i got moderated overrated again, karma went below zero. The day after my karma was restored to neutral and is now positive after no posting and a few metamoderations I made.
    Can someone point me to the whole set of rules karma follows, I seem to loose and gain it almost randomly even when I stay away from my pc...

  169. Read the FAQs by empaler · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Read the FAQs by mu22le · · Score: 1

      I have read the FAQ and the one you pointed me to have no info on what i asked, I said I gain and loose karma, without being mnoderated up and down, and without even reading slashdot...
      or at least that's what it looks like to me sometimes, I wish changenges to my karma were explicitly motivated by the system...

  170. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Baikala · · Score: 1

    You are not very talented in recognizing sarcasm aren't you?

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  171. Re:Their generosity is incredible by erpbridge · · Score: 1
    Clue has just left building. I repeat, clue has just left the building.


    Mod parent up...Methinks the original poster doesn't understand what a NIC card is.

    ...from the department of redundancy department

  172. That's right by empaler · · Score: 1

    I forgot where I was posting. My bad.

  173. Activation by bagofbeans · · Score: 1
    Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".

    How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?

    The activation means that XP has a life limited by MS. My 3 legal copies of 2k have life only limited by my needs.

    1. Re:Activation by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      If you read the license agreement for 2k you will find that ms has the right to terminate your license to use it at any time. Sure you can still use 2k after that but it makes you a pirate...

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    2. Re:Activation by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      Actually that wouldn't make me a pirate or a thief since I bought the software. I would be violating a license provision, a civil matter, and realistically I doubt the provision would stand up in court. Although MS have the legal horsepower, they couldn't afford to lose a case like this.

  174. Piracy doesn't hurt the monopoly by bcmm · · Score: 1

    I am more and more of the opinion that MS doesn't care much about piracy. First the lack of copy protection in SP2, then this. I think they actually prefere people to use pirate copies of Windows XP than to use Linux/BSD/OS X. Their monopoly and the money from large corporations is much more important than money from home users.

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  175. Do You Remember Alex Hilton? by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1


    Hmm... replacements? Alex Hilton? Am I the only one reminded of The Replacements song Alex Chilton?

    Gotta love the Box Tops. Not to mention Big Star.

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  176. Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have your XP license key (should be on the side of your desktop or bottom of your laptop), then just burn a copy of someone else's Home or Pro CD (depending on which version the key is for). It's legal, because you have a license.

    OEM keys are different from Retail keys.

    See this guide to Windows XP Product Keys.

  177. If that is true by geekoid · · Score: 1

    then why isn't XP sold for 20 bucks(pounds, whatever)?

    Fortunatly sales of office and XP have been substantially less then MS had hoped.

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  178. casue it runs by geekoid · · Score: 1

    HL2.

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  179. Re:Their generosity is incredible by pk2000 · · Score: 1

    With Microsoft's volumes I would be surprised if they pay more than $1 per disk.

  180. 2 birds with one stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fairly inexpensive way to build a database of dealers (probably smaller stores) who are willing to cut corner and individuals, who were willing to run pirot copies.

    You can sell this info for other companies, set-up survaillance to monitor their future activities for future actions.

    Clever, evil idea.

  181. Re: I disagree by satans_advocate · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
    As is XP.


    Wrong. Win2k Pro can run for weeks. XP crashes once per day (sometimes twice).

    Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
    How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?


    That comment really makes my blood boil. It's an issue because not only do Microsoft make shit operating systems, they make operating systems that become progressively more shit over time, until they are so shit you need to dig out the install CD and re-install the OS from scratch. And then what? Spend an hour of my precious time on the phone to 'register' a product I have ALREADY PAID FOR?
    Do you want to pay me for my time in 'registering' my product? What's that? You want to waste $50 of MY time to solve YOUR piracy problem?

    Win2k Pro uses less system resources
    If XP uses more resources, then it's only marginally so.


    Translation: I have no idea if XP uses more resources but I'll say it doesn't anyway.

    My experience: On the same hardware, XP uses approx 30-50% more memory and runs about 20-50% slower than any of it's predecessors.

    It's the exact opposite. XP's feature set is a superset of W2K Pro's.

    No, there used to be a perfectly usable find dialog, and now there is something that is "helpful" in the Microsoft sense. I had to turn off the Mickey Mouse interface just so I didn't spend all day clicking answers to "helpful questions" on the way to the control panel, or the printer.

    Fast user switching.
    I don't know what you mean by that.

    Really, it's pretty sad if you think W2K is better than XP in any way, shape, or form. Maybe you were just trolling. Otherwise feel free to continue to use W2K in blissful ignorance.

    Well, I would really like to. Unfortunately I am unable to purchase W2k Pro in retail, OEM or otherwise. Can you enlighten me where I can obtain a legal copy for home use?

  182. Re: I disagree by Curate · · Score: 1
    Wrong. Win2k Pro can run for weeks. XP crashes once per day (sometimes twice).

    If XP is crashing for you daily, then something is wrong on your end. Probably you have a bad driver, or your hardware is unstable. Others are not suffering as you are. I used W2K for about 2 years, then XP for the last 3 years, and I've *never* had either crash. I've occasionally had applications crash (including IE and OE), but never the OS.

    And then what? Spend an hour of my precious time on the phone to 'register' a product I have ALREADY PAID FOR? Do you want to pay me for my time in 'registering' my product? What's that? You want to waste $50 of MY time to solve YOUR piracy problem?

    The reason you are so upset about activation is that you have no idea how it works. Have you every actually installed XP??? If you are simply reinstalling on the same machine, you never have to call in. There's another post of mine in this thread that describes activation in more detail. I suggest you read it. Or read about it on MS's site.

    Translation: I have no idea if XP uses more resources but I'll say it doesn't anyway.

    No, it means that I haven't noticed a significant increase in resource usage, so it can't really be that significant. It might be 30-50% like you estimate, but only if you count extra services that are running (e.g. firewall, themes). Disable those and you get a fairer comparison. Or don't. I'm willing to live with a 30-50% increase in memory usage every few years in exchange for new features, especially given that memory prices are dropping at a faster rate than that.

    I had to turn off the Mickey Mouse interface just so I didn't spend all day clicking answers to "helpful questions" on the way to the control panel, or the printer.

    The defaults definitely are aimed at newer users, moreso than in W2K. It makes sense to cater to the lowest common denominator, especially since XP is aimed at more of a mass market than W2K. Experienced users can change the defaults to something more to their liking quite easily. BTW, I recommend having both the Control Panel and Printers expanded right in the Start menu.

    [Fast user switching.] I don't know what you mean by that.

    It's a feature wherein you can effectively suspend your own login session (open apps, etc.) while someone else logs in and does stuff. I guess it's good for families who are contending for computer time. I have no use for it personally.

    Unfortunately I am unable to purchase W2k Pro in retail, OEM or otherwise. Can you enlighten me where I can obtain a legal copy for home use?

    Understandably, not too many retail stores are selling it anymore, because Windows XP makes it obsolete. But a simple web search turned up all kinds of places where you can buy it. Try Amazon.com. Or make me a decent offer and I'll sell you my copy. I have five licenses of XP, so I don't need W2K anymore.

  183. Re: I disagree by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

    If XP is crashing for you daily, then something is wrong on your end. Probably you have a bad driver, or your hardware is unstable.

    I have a compaq presario laptop. Should I return it to the manufacturer? What would they do? Nearly everything inside is soldered onto the board.
    Ironically, it came with a cute little sticker that said "Build for Windows XP" or something similar.

    Others are not suffering as you are. I used W2K for about 2 years, then XP for the last 3 years, and I've *never* had either crash.

    I've had NT4 SP6 running for 5 years and the only time it core dumped is when I had faulty RAM or a faulty graphics card. It was (and still is) running on my desktop.

    I've occasionally had applications crash (including IE and OE), but never the OS.

    Those are two applications I never use, and have been virus free for years. I have had plenty of other applications crash tho ... Firefox comes to mind.

    I'm willing to live with a 30-50% increase in memory usage every few years in exchange for new features, especially given that memory prices are dropping at a faster rate than that.

    Personally, I don't want the OS vendor to put 'new features' into the OS, I just want them to fix the bugs and improve the robustness. Features I can get from ISVs and the Internet. So this situation ends up being OK for you, but leaves me without a choice.

    The defaults definitely are aimed at newer users, moreso than in W2K.

    So you are telling me that they dumped their old product, and their old users and aimed their new product at new users?

    It makes sense to cater to the lowest common denominator, especially since XP is aimed at more of a mass market than W2K.

    It makes more sense for Microsoft. Silly me, here I was thinking that companies made decisions for the benefit of their customers.

    Or make me a decent offer and I'll sell you my copy. I have five licenses of XP, so I don't need W2K anymore.

    Forgot to mention that I am in AU. What would you call a 'decent offer'. I value the OS at no more than AUD$60 delivered, which is the OEM price on a new machine.

  184. Re: One more thing by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

    The reason you are so upset about activation is that you have no idea how it works.

    Wrong.

    Have you every actually installed XP???

    Yes, it took an hour. First, I tried to activate it online. The browser got caught in an infinite loop where I could never get the to final page. I persisted for about 10 minutes of so, then I called Microsoft.
    It took
    ~10 minutes to get through the voice mail system
    ~35 minutes on hold
    ~10 minutes to give my details and get my activation number.

    All up ~65 minutes, so lets call it an hour.

    Now if I buy a new computer, or upgrade, are you telling me when I install XP I won't have to activate it?

  185. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    And i'm sure the development cost of windows was recouped many years ago. The fact is with things like this, you only have initial costs, not ongoing costs like you do when producing physical goods.
    So then, why is hardware getting steadily cheaper while software is just increasing in price? They should be held accountable and not be allowed to take more than a nominal profit on each item.. They would still do well out of shear volume, but would then be on a fairer playing field with hardware makers etc.

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  186. Re: One more thing by Curate · · Score: 1
    The browser got caught in an infinite loop where I could never get the to final page.

    I have no idea what you were doing, as activation doesn't even involve a web browser. All I can say is that it's never taken me more than 1 minute to activate XP.

    All up ~65 minutes, so lets call it an hour.

    Given the description of the problems you were having, this sounds more like a technical support call than an activation call. I have heard reports of activation calls taking a long time, but that was mostly a few years back when they were still learning what the level of demand would be.

    Now if I buy a new computer, or upgrade, are you telling me when I install XP I won't have to activate it?

    If you get a new computer, or if you upgrade radically enough that XP thinks you have a new computer, you will have to activate it. Although new computers usually come with XP preinstalled and preactivated.

  187. Re: I disagree by Curate · · Score: 1
    It makes more sense for Microsoft. Silly me, here I was thinking that companies made decisions for the benefit of their customers.

    Exactly. The vast majority of their customers are either newbies or they have been using computers for a while but still don't know what the hell they're doing, and need as much guidance as they can get. The Slashdot crowd is *not* representative of the computing population in general. The small portion who do know what they are doing can turn off all the handholding quite easily.

    Forgot to mention that I am in AU. What would you call a 'decent offer'. I value the OS at no more than AUD$60 delivered, which is the OEM price on a new machine.

    I probably can't even ship it to Australia for that. :(

  188. Re: I disagree by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

    The small portion who do know what they are doing can turn off all the handholding quite easily.

    So how do I get the old 'Find Dialog' back? You know, then one with three tabs and no annoying questions about what kind of file I want to find.

  189. Re: One more thing by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what you were doing, as activation doesn't even involve a web browser. All I can say is that it's never taken me more than 1 minute to activate XP.

    It did 18 months ago. I don't know about now as I go to great lengths to avoid installing XP on any computer.

    Given the description of the problems you were having, this sounds more like a technical support call than an activation call.

    In AU, all calls go through the same voice mail system, or at least they did when I activated XP last time (about 18 months ago).

    If you get a new computer, or if you upgrade radically enough that XP thinks you have a new computer, you will have to activate it. Although new computers usually come with XP preinstalled and preactivated.

    So that would mean that if I buy a new computer I am paying for software again that I already have paid for previously.

    If I upgrade, you are telling me that I would need to go through the activation process again. Last time I called Microsoft they told me that XP could not be activated twice, has this changed?

  190. Re: I disagree by Curate · · Score: 1
    So how do I get the old 'Find Dialog' back? You know, then one with three tabs and no annoying questions about what kind of file I want to find.

    I honestly don't know what the old Find Dialog looked like, nor do I even know what the new one looks like. :) Searching for files is something I've never had a need to do. I guess I'm just very organized and always know where my files are.

    But just fiddling with it now, there do appear to be ways to customize it. Click on "Change preferences" and have a look. One option called "Without an animated character" gets rid of the animated doggy. Another one called "Change files and folders search behaviour" lets you toggle between Standard and Advanced modes. In Advanced mode, it no longer asks you a series of questions, it just presents fields that you can fill in. Hope this helps.

  191. Neither good nor bad for Linux-- Maybe good? by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

    OTOH, Dealers who get cold feet about selling machines with pirated copies of Windows MIGHT just switch to pushing computers with a default installation of Linux instead.
    (Which do you think Joe Cheap will get, a cheap computer with $XX added to cover a legitimite Windows license, or the same computer minus $XX fee with Linux?)

    --
    The U.S. really needs an English to Wisdom dictionary.
  192. Re: One more thing by Curate · · Score: 1
    So that would mean that if I buy a new computer I am paying for software again that I already have paid for previously.

    So that would mean that if I buy a new computer I am paying for software again that I already have paid for previously.

    You *might* have to pay for a new version of XP. It depends what version you have now. There is a limited license version that MS sells to manufacturers that is "for distribution with new PCs only". They sell it for very cheap, and the end-user is only licensed to use it on that PC. A lot of people have this version and think that 1) they paid somewhere in the order of $100-$200 for the OS as part of the purchase price of the computer (they didn't; it's more like $18), and 2) they are entitled to install it on different PCs as if it were the full retail version (they aren't). I have to admit that what I've just said though is a bit of heresay, because I've never actually had my hands on this version of XP. It could be that reinstalling it on a different PC works. If so, go for it.

    Now, if you have a retail copy of XP (either the $99 US "upgrade" or the $199 US "full" version) then you can definitely install it many times -- an infinite number of times on the same PC, or up to 5 times on totally different PCs, before you even have to call in. If the people on the phone told you differently then it's either because you have a limited license version like I described above, or they were mistaken (since I doubt the license is much different in Australia than in Canada).

  193. Re: I disagree by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

    I honestly don't know what the old Find Dialog looked like, nor do I even know what the new one looks like. :) Searching for files is something I've never had a need to do. I guess I'm just very organized and always know where my files are.

    All 700 of them? Each and every one? That's amazing. You can recall the full path name for every one of your files. Superlative!

    In Advanced mode, it no longer asks you a series of questions, it just presents fields that you can fill in. Hope this helps.

    Much better. Not as good as the old one, but much better. Strange ... I went through those preferences 6 months ago and didn't find that option ... Hmmm, maybe I still had the Mickey Mouse interface turned on.