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Dealing w/ Relocation Package Bait and Switch?

An anonymous reader asks: "I got a R&D job offer with a large company in Philadelphia area last week. It includes a relocation package that they told me was standard for my position. After I accepted the offer and made plans to terminate my current job, the recruiter handed me off to their relocation department, where I was told that my relocation package is significantly less than what I was promised. The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes. Is this type of switch-and-bait common practice in corporate America? If you have gone through this nightmare before, any advice on how to respond to it?"

443 comments

  1. You do by mattboston · · Score: 5, Interesting

    what anyone else would do, and post the name of the company on Slashdot.

    1. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you weren't serious, but you certainly ought to be.

      The only way to prevent this kind of crap from continuing and spreading (c'mon, do you really think there aren't HR people reading this right now and drooling?) is to make it public. Maybe after they have a lot of problems getting people to even interview with them they will rethink their policy.

      I urge the original poster to publish the name of these asshats!

    2. Re:You do by avronius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Always [that's ALWAYS] get your COMPLETE offer in writing first. Ask for a couple of hours to review it [not unreasonable]. If the relocation dollar amount is not there, get it added. Accept NOTHING on faith where money is concerned.

    3. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > get your COMPLETE offer in writing first

      Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted. We're sorry. We can't make any changes to the language of the offer. That's dictated by the legal department. Would you like to be homeless instead? That's the only offer you're getting.

      Maybe you've never been screwed. Maybe you've always been handed a prime piece of pie. The fact is this: companies love to play hardball to screw employees especially when it comes to NDAs, pre-employment agreements, and relocation packages.

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    4. Re:You do by B'Trey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Certainly they're not obligated to put anything in writing. However, refusal to do so is at least a strong clue. Ignore anything they've told you during interviews or negotiations, and consider the offer they actually give you - the one that IS in writing. If you're willing to accept the offer as it exists in writing, then consider anything extra you were promised that actually comes through as a bonus. If you're not willing to accept the offer as written, then tell them so and walk away.

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    5. Re:You do by lcsjk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Talk to the HR manager, and tell them the problem. If the recruiter is not part of the company, then he/she can say anything and the company has no control. However, an honest HR manager will stop using the recruiter, and may even intervene on your behalf if company policy permits.

      Sometimes your new manager will intervene, but the main thing is to make sure the person you are working for is given a chance to help.

      An external recruiter may possible have mis-interpreted the information, or may be using old information.

      Finally, were you so interested in a new job that you did not hear or read? It could be your own fault if you were listening and not reading the information from the company.

    6. Re:You do by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bingo!

      never EVER trust your employer or future employer. If you don't have it in writing they are going to jack you.

      Finally, giving your notice at your current job is silly if you do not have a full written offer in hand, especially on a relocation type job. What if the company said, Nahh, we dont want to pay for your relocation?

      You are now screwed, you either relocate yourself at your cost, or sit home jobless for a while.

      BTW, like the new company now? they are screwing you before you get your first paycheck! gonna really like working for a company like that!

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    7. Re:You do by rutledjw · · Score: 5, Informative

      I heartily agree with this. I've never had a company back-off from a request to get everything in writing prior to acceptance.

      The other thing I'd do is bring this up with the manager/director/whoever that hired you. As a manager, and I am one, I would not be amused with an internal bureaucrat who underminded a legitimate offer with the result of a new hire coming in the door angry. That's no way to start things off. Give this person a chance to address the issue.

      Another point is that his/her reaction will likely give some idea as to what degree they will support thier team. It may be that he/she can't do anything, but give them the chance and make them aware

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    8. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I understand your sentiment. Don't you think the companies know all that though? Don't you think they're playing it that way, on purpose, because they know that the majority of potential employees don't have any better option?

      What do you suggest? Standing firm until one becomes homeless? Heck. I'm _IN_ that situation.

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    9. Re:You do by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Always [that's ALWAYS] get your COMPLETE offer in writing first.
      Here's what would have happened if he got it in writing:

      Employee: wait! the hiring manager said the relocation benefit would be $X! This says it's only $Y.
      HR: It's company policy.
      Employee: but I have it in writing. In Writing!!
      HR: But there's nothing to say we still have to give you the job. If you want to be pedantic we'll hire you for 5 minutes and then fire you. Now do you want the new deal or not?
      Employee: but I already quit my job and sold my house!
      HR: just sign on the dotted line.

    10. Re:You do by DShard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is why you assume that, if it isn't in writing, then it isn't going to happen. If they refuse to put it in writing, you don't quit your current job. blaiming others for your lack of skepticism doesn't reflect badly on them. Remember, no one is responsible for your life except you, even if it is easier to blaim your problems on something else.

    11. Re:You do by jadedcritic · · Score: 1

      There's really only so many options here. 1) They lied, 2) They didn't know any better, 3) It's an honest mistake. If it's an honest mistake hopefully it can be cleared by discussing with the recruiter and the relocation manager. If not, you have a fairly simple choice to make. Setting legal and ethics issues aside the question is, do you still want the job? If you do, then it's probably best to budget with the expecatation that you'll never see the money and move on. Put simply, if I were in your position, I wouldn't do it. ESPECIALLY since you have to move. Are they vindicative or just incompetent? Who knows? But do you really want the answer to that question? If they're going to make a mistake of that magnitude before you even start the job you can bet that's not how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I'd tell them to find somebody else.

    12. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted. We're sorry. We can't make any changes to the language of the offer. That's dictated by the legal department."

      I dunno...jobs I took in the past had everything we agreed upon spelled out in writing. I'd expect no less if I were working salaried jobs again....something I hopefully will never have to do again.

      I'd like once again to try to advise those that have some job experience....quit being a salaried employee if at all possible. Never work for free. Always have exactly what is expected of you, and exactly what the compensation is by contract.

      This way...you don't get screwed, and neither does the company you work for. Hell, if you're good enough, you don't NEED to relocate...they will pay you a hefty bill rate, often will pay for your air fare for the commute, and maybe even per diem for your time in that location.

      And heck, these days...some times you can do your work offsite via VPN, and not even have to leave your home.

      Seriously...working salaried, unless you are just starting out...is for the birds. If you incorporate yourself...you get some major tax breaks (read about S Corp breaks here ) you don't get screwed over by working for free, and you make enough to take some nice time off and travel...etc. Sure, it is a scarey step to take at first (have some FU money saved up in savings first), and there is a bit more paperwork involved...but, worth it in the long run, if you are good enough at what you do to be in demand.

      But, at the very least...make sure no matter how you are being employed...get everything in writing. Pretty much everything IS negotiable...and if they won't do that, something is fishy...and you might not be getting the deal you thought you were.

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    13. Re:You do by BarkLouder · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Ask for a couple of hours to review it [not unreasonable].

      I'd ask for couple of DAYS to review it. Don't rush it. Make sure it's what you want!

    14. Re:You do by PylonHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but in the current situation, the prospective employee already had a job.

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    15. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having not experienced being homeless I can't exactly relate to your personal experience. What I do though when switching jobs is not quit my current job before starting my new job. I guess this is different when you don't have a job to begin with. When I get the offer for employment I'll review the details and ensure everything is covered. Then if I accept the offer, I let them know that I'd like at least two weeks (and preferably start on a Monday...not sure why but it just seems like a good day to start) so I can give my current employer notice. If I am on good terms with my current employer, I might even go for three weeks. I have even checked with my new employer if they have a problem if I provide after hour phone support (only if needed) to my previous employer and all by my current employer had no problem with that (current employer is a little more restrictive if the work overlaps their market).

      Jim

    16. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you'll be able to hire a lawyer and take them to court for breach of contract and wrongful termination! w00t!

    17. Re:You do by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you left your last job on good terms, you may be able to get your old job back. And, you are assuming that the person has already left their previous job.

      When I accepted my current position, I got everything in writing and signed BEFORE I left my old job and I gave my old job two weeks notice. They said I could come back to work for them if they had a position for me, and they meant it.

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    18. Re:You do by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Don't you think they're playing it that way, on purpose, because they know that the majority of potential employees don't have any better option?

      That just not true, however. The majority of potential employees have a current job, and hiring companies don't (in general) have the leverage to play hardball like that.

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    19. Re:You do by MstrFool · · Score: 1

      While the response you give is not unheard of, it is also not the norm. Certainly some will play 'hardball', so you simply don't quit the job you have to go work for such a company. How ever, you clearly would be amazed at what you can do if you just ask questions. I worked for Gateway 2000 for four years and was the only person in the center to not have a NDA or a non-competition contract with them. To be honest I didn't even try to avoid it. I simply said I wanted to review it and neglected to bring it up again out of procrastination. They never thought to ask again that I sign it, so I was free to do as I wished. One thing I have found is that the simpler you make it for some one to screw you, the more likely they are to do so. Just a question at the right time can head off most of the BS. If you look like a mark and act like a mark, don't be surprised at being treated as a mark. It's sad that it is that way in the US, but it's still what we have to deal with.

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    20. Re:You do by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I don't know what all the fuss is about. Don't take the job, don't quit your current job, post the name of the company with your submission to slashdot so other people know not to work for them unless they want to get screwed and call it a day.

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    21. Re:You do by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      If he had it in writing, and had already quit his current job when they renegged on their offer, he could sue them for the value of his income until he gets a new job. Plus maybe damages.

      If you take a job on a verbal contract, either you'd better REALLY know the person you'd making the deal with, or have a recording of it, or you're nuts.

    22. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even better www.consumerit.com

    23. Re:You do by cbreaker · · Score: 1


      If they're not willing to work with you to get the complete offering in writing, then you should reconsider the position, and BEFORE you quit your current job. They're trying to pull a fast one. If they are truly interested in hiring you honestly, they should have no problem getting this done. They can get legal to sign off on it. Another day won't kill anyone, especially in a relocation scenario.

      It sounds to me like YOU are the one that's never been screwed, because for the rest of us, we want it in writing - accept no substitute.

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    24. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK there is a potential issue with whether or not you get classified as an employee. Just simply invoicing the company you work for for your time isn't enough. Various things are considered but HMRC might not see it the way you do. It could also come up if your employer gets audited, as they may be liable to fines for underpayment of NI (a tax employers have to pay on their employee's pay).

    25. Re:You do by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      When someone says "get your offer in writing," that doesn't mean an e-mail from Joe Department Manager saying, "Hey guy, it was great talking to ya, and guess what? We want to give you the job! Isn't that cool?"

      An employment offer in writing is written by the HR department, not the person you interviewed. It has a signature at the bottom. It will probably arrive at your home via FedEx or registered mail. The package might also include other materials, such as a brochure describing the company's benefits package. The letter itself might also have a space at the bottom where you put your own signature, and you will return that copy of the letter to the HR department when you accept your offer.

      The other posters are right when they say that recourse for a hiring bait-and-switch is tricky ... why start off a new job in an adversarial position? Even if you sue them for the compensation they didn't pay you, you'll be out of a job. But I agree with the GP: Get it in writing anyway.

      It's odd to me that anybody would have reached the point where they quit their previous job and were actually planning to move out of their home without getting the terms of the relocation deal in writing. If an offer letter showed up that didn't include those terms, I'd send it back and ask for them to be spelled out. No HR department should refuse that request. If they did, that would be a big, huge, three-alarm red flag to me that the company is not on the level.

      The point is that a real offer letter is not an offer as in "hey how about this" ... it is a formal proposal. It's not exactly a contract, but for all intents and purposes both parties should expect to treat it like that.

      Look at it this way: In any kind of situation where you are considering taking a new job, don't think of yourself as a supplicant asking a company for work. Think of yourself as a supplier who has something to offer that company. What you're offering the company is your work.

      Now, suppose you weren't just one person -- suppose you were a different kind of supplier, like a concrete company that owned some cement mixer trucks. If your local municipality offered you a job pouring concrete on a few work sites, wouldn't you want to get the terms of that offer in writing? Where and when are your guys supposed to show up, how long is the job expected to take, and what are they offering to pay you for that amount of work?

      Taking any other kind of job, even if it's just a job in an office, is no different. If they don't want to spell out the terms of the deal for you, then you should view that deal exactly the same way you would if you were the boss of a cement company and the customer didn't seem to want to negotiate in good faith.

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    26. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Always [that's ALWAYS] get your COMPLETE offer in writing first. Ask for a couple of hours to review it [not unreasonable]. If the relocation dollar amount is not there, get it added. Accept NOTHING on faith where money is concerned.

      It sounds to me like the company KNOWS that the potentile employee was offered more by the headhunting dept, but that they are just not going to honor that agreement. Sounds just like military recruiting, say ANYTHING necessary to get the mark to agree and sign up...

      Believe me, if you need to get employment perks in writing you DO NOT want to go to work for such a company. What else did they deliberately lie about? Did your promised office get "normalized" to a cube? Sorry it's policy, all new employees start in a cubicle. We don't care what you were promised. Did your three weeks vacation get "normalized" to one? Sorry all new employees start with one week vacation, it's policy.

      And if they are pulling this now and they don't even have you in their clutches yet (still have your old job, right?), don't expect to get anything near the salary amount agreed upon.

      Definitely sounds like a company with a dishonest HR department and one to be avoided.

    27. Re:You do by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
      Ask for a couple of hours to review it [not unreasonable].
      Hours? Tell 'em you need a day or two to review it with your attorney. Never give notice until you have copies of the offer and any documents you are expected to sign, and any other contingencies. Some employers don't do background or credit checks until the offer has been extended. Some require a drug test. Certainly, you don't expect anything negative in any of them, but any of these things can trip you up. So, my bottom line is this: I don't give notice until the prospective employer has acknowledged in writing that all contingencies have been satisfied. And I am not going to give short notice that might hurt my old employer. Who knows? Sometimes you get to a new job and you aren't happy there. You want to be able to go back. Especially if your new employer turns out to be a sleazeball.
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    28. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative
      "In the UK there is a potential issue with whether or not you get classified as an employee. Just simply invoicing the company you work for for your time isn't enough."

      It won't work just doing that in the US either. There are IRS guidelines that stipulate if you are a contractor or employee read here .

      The best way to avoid this, is to incorporate yourself, like with an "S" corp as I suggested in the GP. This way, you work for YOUR company, and the contractual agreement is between your corp and their corp (C2C). Actually since the old Microsoft fiasco, where a bunch of 1099 contractors came back and successfully sued MS for non-payment of employee benefits...most companies today are a little hesitant to hire you as a 1099 employee directly...the c2c relationship shields them from this and helps keep the IRS happy with your employment designation.

      With the c2c relation ship...your corp invoices their company...and your corp pays you a 'reasonable salary' on which you pay SE taxes (FICA, Medicare, etc)...the rest of the money falls through to you without the employment taxation, only income taxes. This is how it works with and S corp...if you have an LLC...all income gets the employment taxes taken out of it...is a sweet deal.

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    29. Re:You do by atanas · · Score: 1

      Forget about "in writing." Get the relocation money first!

    30. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ridiculous. What good does having it in writing do? That piece of paper isn't magically going to turn into a check you can cash to pay the difference between what they promised and what they delivered. I've been in this business 35 years, and I have never seen an employee win a fight with a company. Personally I've been screwed by EDS and IBM. Having something in writing didn't help in either case.

    31. Re:You do by DaMattster · · Score: 1
      That is why you assume that, if it isn't in writing, then it isn't going to happen. If they refuse to put it in writing, you don't quit your current job. blaiming others for your lack of skepticism doesn't reflect badly on them. Remember, no one is responsible for your life except you, even if it is easier to blaim your problems on something else.

      You know something, I don't feel that one should have to be skeptical. I believe that a company in business should behave ethically. I am not naive . . . I know unscrupulous behavior happens all of the time. However, this person has every right to blame the company for being unethical, if not outrightly dishonest. The blame is going solely where it belongs. Granted, a lesson learned. I learned a similar lesson but having someone kick me while I am down . . . . NO!

    32. Re:You do by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      I understand your sentiment. Don't you think the companies know all that though? Don't you think they're playing it that way, on purpose, because they know that the majority of potential employees don't have any better option?

      What do you suggest? Standing firm until one becomes homeless? Heck. I'm _IN_ that situation.


      I suggest exactly what I said - decide if you are willing to accept the offer they give you in writing, without any other compensation. If you're in a bind (and most of us have been at one time or another) then that's part of the consideration in evaluating the written offer. If you have no option but to accept what they give you, then you accept it. You can still try to bluff and perhaps they'll commit to relocation or other additional compensation in writing, or perhaps they'll call your bluff and you fold and take the offer they gave you. How long and how hard you bargain is dependent on you and your position. My point isn't concerned with how much or how hard you bargain - what I'm pointing out is that, regardless of what they tell you, the actual offer is what they give you in writing. That's what you have to make your decision based on. Verbal promises aren't worth the paper they're not written on.

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    33. Re:You do by silentounce · · Score: 1

      There is a vast difference between an offer and a contract. I guarantee he's not a contracted employee otherwise he wouldn't have this problem. Look up "at will" employment.

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    34. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > most companies today are a little hesitant to hire you as a 1099 employee directly...the c2c relationship shields them from this and helps keep the IRS happy with your employment designation

      This is the first that I've heard of such things. Why don't all colleges have this as part of freshman orientation?

      Maybe there's a priveleged segment of society which gets this information... and a slave segment of society which doesn't.

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    35. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Remember, no one is responsible for your life except you

      if someone sticks a knife in my back, is that my responsibility too?

      if someone steals money from me, is that my responsibility?

      if someone promises me money for something and then does not deliver, how is that my responsibility?

    36. Re:You do by josecanuc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You know something, I don't feel that one should have to be skeptical. I believe that a company in business should behave ethically. I am not naive . . . I know unscrupulous behavior happens all of the time. However, this person has every right to blame the company for being unethical, if not outrightly dishonest.

      I've noticed that persons with the title "recruiter" tend to stretch the truth more than most. Just an observation.

    37. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...even if it is easier to blaim your problems on something else."

      In this case he was right to BLAME his problems on SOMEONE else.

    38. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > I simply said I wanted to review it and neglected to bring it up again

      Lucky you. In the more established industries (reality is that IT is a fledgling industry and the companies inside of it don't have their processes fleshed out as thoroughly), for example mine is pharmaceuticals, the first day of employment is paper-signing with human resources. In the case of the employment agreement and NDAs they slide the packet to you and give you time to read it. Should you have any questions they are happy to answer them. Should you have any reservations they are happy to reply,"It is the standard corporate document. We cannot change it. That is up to the legal department." Any "concerns" over wording in the employment agreement or the NDA is negated with the same or a similar response. A refusal to sign the document is dealt with rather simply: "Your signature on that document is necessary to file the paperwork for your paycheck. We're sorry. It cannot be modified."

      Here on Slashdot it seems that 95%+ of the people work in the IT field. You guys have, from what I've read over the last five years, had it easy. Companies have needed you to fill their offices in order to keep the money coming in from investment brokers and government lenders. Give it ten more years and you'll begin to get a taste of real life as experienced by the rest of the professional workforce.

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    39. Re:You do by DataBroker · · Score: 1
      If the company really wants to play pedantic games, accept the job, and let the company have to follow their own process to fire you. This should work marvelously in a large company!

      Accept the job.

      Fill out initial paperwork (aka: get payments started).

      Stop showing up to work.

      Be put onto a 6-month performance plan.

      Fail the 5-months of performance plan.

      Claim some medical disability.

      Claim discrimination.

      Get your "manager" to grant an inter-departmental transfer since it's easier to transfer someone than fire them.

      Repeat

    40. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yes.

      They're referred to, respectively, as the "smart and driven" segment and the "stupid and lazy" segment.

    41. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > It sounds to me like YOU are the one that's never been screwed

      Oh, really? Perhaps you'd like to come and be homeless with me?

      I get my offers in writing and my experience is that the IT industry is a pushover. If your corporations had half the security of the companies in, say, the pharmaceutical industry, you wouldn't be so outraged at this AskSlashdot posting. Once reality hits you this sort of thing will be the norm. Give it about five more years when the big market players no longer need to keep up appearances or when the infinite depth of government IT grants and computer technology research subsidy dries up and the _real_ cost-cutting measures start setting in. The heyday of constant parties, four hour lunches, and in-shop massages is over. The heyday of spoonfed salaries and pleasant teddy-bear managers is fast coming to a close. For your sake I hope you've managed to squirrel away more than I was able to. If not then I'll be happy to show you where you can get peanut butter and jelly sandwiches once you're pushed onto the streets for standing up against the big meanie corporations who would dare to try a bait and switch. In any industry but IT they are the standard and not the exception.

      I'm homeless because, in any industry besides IT, this sort of bait-and-switch to get the employee at the lowest possible dollar is the norm. You guys are pampered.

      > writing - accept no substitute

      Hehehe. Again you have the complete wrong mindset. They are the company. They do not need you. If you are unhappy that the written offer is different from what was discussed verbally that is your problem. You can take the offer or go try your luck on the open market. It is my experience that, in any industry but IT, there is no happy get-together and compromise. There is the way the company wants it or there is the homeless street.

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    42. Re:You do by zacronos · · Score: 1

      HR: But there's nothing to say we still have to give you the job. If you want to be pedantic we'll hire you for 5 minutes and then fire you. Now do you want the new deal or not?
      Employee: So, you'll pay $Y for relocation and spend how many person-hours filling out paperwork just to fire me after 5 minutes? I'll call your bluff -- I might get screwed, but so will you.

      It's kinda like the tit-for-tat Prisoner's Dilemma strategy, except you can see the other player (the company) is planning to defect and punish them immediately.

      Also, my current contract entitles me to 30 days notice between when they tell me my job will end and when I stop getting paid (though, at their discretion, I can be relieved of my duties and accress as soon as they give notice). If that or something similar (perhaps 2 weeks) is also "company policy", then they'd have to pay $Y and 1-2 paychecks without expecting much or any work in return if they fire you immediately (depending on the environment, it could easily take a month before training is completed and/or a new employee can be expected to be up to full productivity).

    43. Re:You do by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine the kind of corporate loyalty that behaviour buys.

    44. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > They're referred to, respectively, as the "smart and driven" segment and the "stupid and lazy" segment

      Funny. I didn't know that buried tax loopholes used to create social divisions in the workplace were part of the "smart and driven" curriculum. Could you please point to a college that has a degree program in it?

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    45. Re:You do by acidrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, an offer by a company is a legally binding contract and if they fire you without cause that is illegal as well. And there is a huge difference between not keeping the promises of someone who is not an employee and breaking promises the company put in writing.

      I think this is a simple case of the scumbag recruiter making promises the company is not aware of. And the company feeling bitter about you being stupid enough to use a recruiter. Freelance recruiters are evil. They make hiring you more expensive when you should be perfectly capable of finding these employers yourself. Also if the company is desperate enough for new hires they use recruiters, there is probably a reason they have a hard time keeping people. Lastly, you will always have a black mark on you from HR's point of view, as the person so stupid they couldn't find the company in the phonebook. And they will be reminded of your stupidity every time they cut a fat cheque to the scumbag recruiter who is exploiting your stupidity.

      Finally, I have to add that a company that employs a full time recruiter on staff is an entirely different story. That is just a professional approach to the situation by the company, which shows intelligence, and doesn't have all the downsides of freelance recruiters.

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    46. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      Sure. It's called your brain doing research.

      If you're going to enter into a relationship with a company, you make sure you know as much as possible. Both about the company, and about the laws governing your relationship, and anything else that's relevant.

      Complaining that you don't know these things (I've been salaried all my life, and even I know that I should be incorporating if I do any kind of contract work), then really, there's not anyone else who can take the blame.

      You can rant and rave about what schools didn't teach you, or what your parents didn't teach you, or what the government doesn't tell you... but at the end of the day, if you're driven enough to make sure you're doing the optimal thing, and not just the easiest thing, you'll find these things out.

      Finding stuff out by talking to other people in the same role, doing research *before* taking risks, and talking to people who are smarter than you about stuff you don't understand -- that's how your "privileged" section of society works.

    47. Re:You do by gjcamann · · Score: 1

      Similar thing happened to me on my first job, only on a smaller scale, I was told by a Electric Boat in CT that they had no income tax, coming from NY that would save me several grand a year - what a liar!! I should have looked it up myself, they're both in the top 5 highest taxed states. I've learned to be super critical of job offers and to really look into the fine print and to get everything in writing. I mentioned this issue to my boss after i started, and maybe he did take it into consideration during the next raise.

      The HR people that negotiate with you are as bad as car salesmen. I've got a "friend" that i consult now when i'm negotiating a new job. I'll be happy to pass on the name.

    48. Re:You do by aevans · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're such a lousy potential employee, why would you ever be willing to work for a company who couldn't get anyone better than you?

    49. Re:You do by aevans · · Score: 1, Insightful

      neither "smart" or "driven" courses are offered in college, nor are any classes which teach you to be "creative" or "ethical", despite the bold print in the student catalog.

    50. Re:You do by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      The privileged segment of society is called "those who do some research and attempt to understand the laws."

      Nephilium

    51. Re:You do by ozeki · · Score: 3, Funny

      "if someone sticks a knife in my back, is that my responsibility too?"
      Yes if you turn your back on a knife wielding maniac....commonly known as a technical recruiter.

      "if someone steals money from me, is that my responsibility?"
      Yes if you hand a stranger your wallet......the same as blindly taking an offer a recruiter tells you.

      "if someone promises me money for something and then does not deliver, how is that my responsibility?"
      Its your responsiblity to stand up for yourself and either hold them accountable or move on. As your mother has told you numerous times....life isn't fair always, the only one looking out for you is you, etc...

    52. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Fill out initial paperwork (aka: get payments started).
      >Stop showing up to work.
      >Be put onto a 6-month performance plan.
      >Fail the 5-months of performance plan.
      >Claim some medical disability.
      >Claim discrimination.
      >Get your "manager" to grant an inter-departmental transfer since it's easier to transfer someone than fire them.
      >Repeat

      You are joking (maybe) but I knew someone who almost literally did this. It did not really work out in the long run (the industry is "small town"), but the person in question managed to maximize the amount of time required before being released. It did go on for months and months, even though *nobody* believed the person would (or could) contribute anything, and even though the person who hired this individual was long gone as well!

    53. Re:You do by jo42 · · Score: 1

      You left out "and a hire a good lawyer after getting sued for defamation".

    54. Re:You do by ViMaster · · Score: 1

      So how long have you worked for the Government?

    55. Re:You do by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, an offer by a company is a legally binding contract and if they fire you without cause that is illegal as well.
      Careful. That depends on what state you live in and the contract itself. Most modern employment contracts will state that the company can terminate you at any time for any reason. And most states follow "at-will" employment doctrine with exceptions to this varying wildly from state to state. The whole "two weeks notice" thing is only a courtesy, and you can bet such courtesies would be ignored if the employee is playing games with the employer (even if the employer started them).
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    56. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "This is the first that I've heard of such things. Why don't all colleges have this as part of freshman orientation?

      Maybe there's a priveleged segment of society which gets this information... and a slave segment of society which doesn't."

      No, it isn't that...you just DID hear about it here.

      :-)

      Well, my Dad had gone out to form his own company, and when he ran out of customers, he started contracting. I learned some things from him....and I left a direct job years ago...and became a contract employee....and while working I met people that cut out the middle man and did what I'm doing now. I asked them questions, and did lots of research....and came up with the "S" corp info that I followed.

      No..school doesn't teach you much about this stuff, unless maybe you are a business major...but, then again, I doubt very many people come directly out of college and start being and indie contractor. You really need to have job experience and skill to market before you can strike out like this...at least in IT.

      I wouldn't have learned it for the IT world I'm in now in school anyway...my degree was in BioChemistry...which I never pursued a job in...and I just missed med school...and ended up doing this now, which I found I had an aptitude for...some good breaks along the way, and hard work.

      But no...you don't get everything you need in any school...this is just stuff you learn from working and keeping your ears and eyes open, and making contacts and friends and maybe finding a mentor along the way.

      And...I supposed...even reading Slashdot. Like I mentioned...you do NOW know about it from reading here, and can now pursue your own research into things of this nature.

      Good Luck!

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    57. Re:You do by seriesrover · · Score: 1
      Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted


      Um, then tell them to get their arses in gear and send you the contract overnight. No? You don't like that answer - get a fax. Don't have a fax? You have an email account and they can send you the doc with the details


      If you're willing to accept a new job without any documentation and quit your current job you've only got yourself to blame if it goes wrong. End of story. If they refuse to send you the details then I think it may be a bit of flag.

    58. Re:You do by avronius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      reality is that IT is a fledgling industry and the companies inside of it don't have their processes fleshed out as thoroughly and

      You guys have, from what I've read over the last five years, had it easy. Companies have needed you to fill their offices in order to keep the money coming in from investment brokers and government lenders. Give it ten more years and you'll begin to get a taste of real life as experienced by the rest of the professional workforce. You don't really believe this, do you? People who work in IT aren't ornaments on display in room somewhere sipping tea and eating crumpets. In general, we provide services to allow businesses to compete in markets that they are new to, or to dominate in markets that they have a long standing commitment to. In some cases, it is a simple as providing improved communications mechanisms [like e-mail], and in others it involves creating complex relationship management systems - writing code from scratch.

      Those who do system implementations or web development or database administration are generally employees in a non-IT industry. Like healthcare, or oil & gas. Yes, there is technology, but in general, we follow the processes that are used by the rest of the employees in our company.

      Those who do software development [a smaller percentage than you'd expect] generally follow an accepted methodology, their code is reviewed by their peers, and is tested for quality. Those who develop micro processors are forced to follow the rules of physics, as well as maintain compatibility with a stringent criteria. These are people in the 'fledgling' IT industry.

      The fact that you are having difficulty finding work in your field in the city / town that you reside in is not representative of all industries across all locations. You may need to be re-trained to have market value in your industry. Those of us with IT roles in non-it fields are constantly in need of re-training in order to remain competitive.

      The world does not stand still.
    59. Re:You do by aevans · · Score: 0

      In 10 years, if IT has become a commodity field where workers are easily replaceable, many of us will have moved on to more challenging endeavors. Right now, we're still an elite that has leverage with employers because they need our skill and intelligence. Or maybe our ambitions will have settled down an our interests will lie more with family or retirement, in which case, we will be more docile employees and lobby against age discrimination and social security reform.

    60. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fercristsake, if you really are homeless, and don't like it, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME POSTING ON SLASHDOT?

      If I were homeless - even in La Jolla - I'd be spending every waking moment getting a job or inmproving my situation in some other manner. And when I did have access to the net, I' be scanning the want ads and pushing my resume.

      Please, either quit complaining about being homeless, or do something to fix it.

    61. Re:You do by azuretek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't understand why people let companies walk all over them. I know having a job is important but your self respect is also important. Don't let companies jerk you around and if there's anything in the offer letter you don't like then take it up with them. If they don't want to change it then it's up to you to decide to reject the offer.

    62. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perot Systems

    63. Re:You do by Mattcelt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely right. Why would someone work for a company which would do such a thing in the first place? Face the fact that if they can't get the sales pitch right BEFORE you come on board, it's not going to get any better once you're on the payroll!

      ALTHOUGH...

      As I understand the law (not being an attorney myself, of course), you do have some legal recourse... anyone that makes an offer (written, verbal, or otherwise) that you have accepted and relied on (to your detriment if they don't hold up their end of the bargain) has entered into a legally binding contract, and you are entitled to hold them to the terms of the original agreement. The person who first made you the offer was acting as an official representative of the company, and you were negotiating in good faith relying on their promise. They are obligated to give you what they promised, or you can sue.

      But really now, do you honestly want to work for a company:
      -that can't keep its hiring practices straight?
      -where one hand doesn't know or care what the other is doing?
      -that has to lie to you just to get you to accept the offer?
      -is willing to renege on even the most simple of promises?
      -thinks you're not worth dealing honestly with BEFORE you're an employee?

      If you answered "yes" to any of the following questions, you should just accept the new offer and accept your honorary 'Dilbert' pin.

    64. Re:You do by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      The fact is this: companies love to play hardball to screw employees especially when it comes to NDAs, pre-employment agreements, and relocation packages.

      Indeed, but I'd almost rather be homeless than work for a company like that anyways, to each their own I suppose...

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    65. Re:You do by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Stupid Question: Did you go back to the recruiter and ask him about the mix-up? You didn't say "I talked to the recruiter and he denied it" so I'm guessing you didn't. This all could be a huge misunderstanding and the recruiter might be able to fix it with a phone call instead of posting on slashdot.

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    66. Re:You do by mkettler · · Score: 1

      But you miss the point. Getting it in writing would not have helped here.

      Note that the "relocation manager" claims that if there's a conflict between an offer and internal policy, internal policy takes precedence.

      Therefore even if you have an official written offer, signed and on company letterhead, this "relocation manager" claims he can ignore any part of it, should it conflict with internal policies.

      Also note there's nothing in the posting here to imply the offer wasn't provided in writing.

      The only part that's clearly verbal is the claim the relocation package was "standard", but that could be verbal commment made in refernce to a written offer.

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    67. Re:You do by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      The best way to avoid this, is to incorporate yourself, like with an "S" corp as I suggested in the GP.

      Like the GP said, that might work in the US but has problems in the UK - IR35 was specifically designed to trap people who incorporate like this.

      Basically, even if you incorporate (which lots of people did) you can now be treated as employee of your customer(s). Your small corporation is also then very restricted in what you can do - you have to pay out 95% as taxable salary, can't claim any business expenses above 5% of turnover, can't employ your wife as a secretary, buy yourself a car through the business etc. (all of which would typically be over the 5%). Basically all the things you could / would do as a business to save on tax. So you get all the risk now and none of the tax benefit.

    68. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a state government, we are required by law to fire anyone who goes AWOL like this. It's actually the least difficult way to fire a state worker, you just fill out a form saying they abandoned their job, get their supervisor to sign off on it, get the payroll timekeeper to sign off, and away they go. They can challenge it but no one ever has that I've heard of, job abandonment is REALLY easy to prove. Where things get more difficult is when they still show up to work but don't actually do anything, usually you can come at them for misappropriating state resources in the case since they have no work product to show for the 8 hours a day they are sitting at a computer or whatever. It's really a myth that it's hard to fire government workers, in my experience it's typically the opposite since there are so many ways to fire a person that have become well established thanks to the union's court challenges. When you need to fire someone you just make a list of the reasons and then figure out which ones the unions have taken to court in the past and what the result was, then follow the guidelines established by that and away they go. The private sector always seemed like it was fully of pussies, whenever I needed to fire someone management got twitchy and brought the lawyers in and wasted everyone's time with meetings and performance reviews and all that shit. They'd rather keep a worthless slacker around than risk getting sued, working for the state they still care about getting sued but they already have been sued so many times they've learned how to fire someone without giving that person the ammunition the union would want to take up the fired person's cause.

    69. Re:You do by Shihar · · Score: 1

      You left out "and a hire a good lawyer after getting sued for defamation".

      Not in the US. If there is one thing that rocks about the US legal system, it is that defamation is almost completely impossible to prove. In Canada or Britain you might have to worry a little, but in the US the deck is so completely stacked against such claims that it won't even make it to court.

    70. Re:You do by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And...I supposed...even reading Slashdot.

      Nothing in the world makes me trust an opinion about the law than someone who can't use an ellipsis correctly. (Every single one the parent has used in this article should be a comma.)

      For anyone else reading this: if you want to try self-incorporation, hire a tax law attorney. You'll be subject to at least one of fifty distinct legal structures (more, if your work crosses state lines), in addition to the IRS, and you'll need to navigate each and every tax law code with enough due diligence to survive an audit.

      If you don't think it's worth it to hire an attorney just for one of you, pool your services with a few co-workers you trust and form a single S-Corp (or other recommended structure.) You'll cut your bookkeeping costs, be able to be more flexible to your clients, and be significantly less likely of having your S-corp invalidated for tax evasion.

      There's a reason lawyers get paid the big bucks.

    71. Re:You do by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      I hate to even suggest it but maybe when one is talking with a recruiter the prospect should clandestinely record the negotiation. It probably would result in termination from the offer and one being set but it might will set such a company bait and switch program with a fraud charge. I disagree with the huge mix up excuse. Company people have played this game against me.

      Of course the worst of these bait and switch games is that famous sign on bonus that somehow becomes dependent on you keeping the job for a year or two and of course they can let you go and make you have to give it back. It also sets your wages high in the first year and gives you a pay cut in the second year. Don't believe me? Try asking them not to give you the sign on bonus but rather just set your wages up the few thousand dollars a year. They don't take that offer.

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    72. Re:You do by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Generally responsibility isn't the issue. What these people usually mean when they say "You are responsible for your own life" is that nobody else is going to bail you out, or stand up for you. You have to do it yourself, no matter how unjust your treatment is.

    73. Re:You do by Shihar · · Score: 1

      That is why YOU DON'T QUIT YOUR JOB UNTIL YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT. For fucks sake people. Do not do stupid shit like quit your job until you have signed the contract. Once you have a signed contract and they refuse to do what the contract states you need to do two things.

      1) Sue the piss out of them for breach of contract. Not only can you collect your couple extra thousand for relocation, but you should also get a merry amount of money for lost wages. Go have a vacation on them.

      2) Quit. You are fucking stupid if you work for a corporation that burns orphanages, is fueled by baby flesh, and by some stroke of utter legal and managerial insanity breaks its own employment contracts. Seriously, if they flatly refuse to honor signed contracts, I can promise you have not found a fun place to work with high moral.

    74. Re:You do by potat0man · · Score: 1

      blaiming others for your lack of skepticism doesn't reflect badly on them. Remember, no one is responsible for your life except you, even if it is easier to blaim your problems on something else.

      Oh yes, blame the victim. So scammers aren't in the wrong, the scammed are? Give me a break.

      I'd say dump the company as soon as you can, get a new job in the new town and then take 'em to small claims court for the missing relocation money. An oral contract IS enforcable by a court.

    75. Re:You do by Phillup · · Score: 1

      If you want to be pedantic we'll hire you for 5 minutes and then fire you. Now do you want the new deal or not? Oh, I'll take the deal.

      Because you made a serious mistake fucking with a "computer dude" when you can't do your job without a computer.

      That is the problem with jerking someone's chain... you are on the other end of the chain.
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    76. Re:You do by jafac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most places I work - when Managers screw up and overstaff (and they do this all the time), SUBCONTRACTORS are always the first to be let go.

      In fact, that's one of the precursors to most layoffs. They cut the subcontractors, mark a hiring freeze, cut building maintenance, cut overtime for the hourlies, jack up the prices in the vending machines. . .

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    77. Re:You do by potat0man · · Score: 1

      the only one looking out for you is you

      Not true at all. You don't have to buy brass knuckles or a .38 or hire thugs to go get your money back. Just go tell some special people what happened, they will check it out, and then they will use a thing called the law that we all agree on and they will use force to get your money back for you.

      I've used the courts to get money back. It's easy. You might say that's looking out for myself or 'using a system'. But I see it as the entire society around me looking out for me.

      If your view of the world were really true we'd all be in bunkers with rifles pointed at each other and no one would ever enter into any business venture ever. Most people ARE concerned about your being treated fairly simply because of their natural hatred for injustice and their self-interest in living in a society where agreements are enforced.

      All you need is to get things in writing which is the default for 95% of the agreements I enter into. Then you have to take a day to learn how to use small claims courts (which cover up to $15,000 in my state) without a lawyer and you're done. If you don't think that's everyone looking out for you then you're just being cynical, which I suspect since it appears to be your default position.

    78. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some people like to spend more time on their actual job and less time chasing some inane politicians' three-cup disappearing pea game.

    79. Re:You do by douji · · Score: 1

      whoa, that's a lot of paper.

    80. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      You have a rather inflated view of the importance of people who work, primarily, with computer systems and information.

      > You don't really believe this, do you?

      Well, yes, actually I do believe that. If you study the boom of the computing/information industry over the last fifteen years on a global level it will be quite clear that it is an artificial phenomenon created by a mixture of politicians and investors who saw a very ripe opportunity to promote an industry that the majority of the population knew/knows little or nothing about. It was a flash-bang-oooh-aaaah-how-much-does-that-cost effect.

      Without the billions of dollars pushed in advertising to keep the ailing tech sector afloat in the stock markets most professionals in that field would be prized by their employers only a little more than the homeless folks who collect recyclables to put together beer money.

      Don't be so c0cky. At some point the pyramid will begin to crumble. Either a new sector will become the market favorite or an old one will reemerge as more important in the eyes of the public and the politicians. The only thing which is keeping the tech/computing/information sector a hot commodity are the billions of dollars which are still invested in it (but only on paper). Given another generation or so and we will begin to see the psychological and economic effects of placing so much trust in an industry which, should the right contracts go wrong or the wrong cable catch a case of mildew decay, will quickly reveal itself as much more frivolous, and expendable, than most CS/CO/code monkey graduates care to admit.

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    81. Re:You do by ces · · Score: 1

      Lucky you. In the more established industries (reality is that IT is a fledgling industry and the companies inside of it don't have their processes fleshed out as thoroughly), for example mine is pharmaceuticals, the first day of employment is paper-signing with human resources. In the case of the employment agreement and NDAs they slide the packet to you and give you time to read it. Should you have any questions they are happy to answer them. Should you have any reservations they are happy to reply,"It is the standard corporate document. We cannot change it. That is up to the legal department." Any "concerns" over wording in the employment agreement or the NDA is negated with the same or a similar response. A refusal to sign the document is dealt with rather simply: "Your signature on that document is necessary to file the paperwork for your paycheck. We're sorry. It cannot be modified." The first day paperwork ritual is pretty standard in any professionally run company these days.

      On the other hand, everything really is negotiable, even with a Fortune 500 behemoth. Mind you that generally the bigger the company the hotter the property you have to be in order to get them to negotiate something non-standard with you. If that is the case you really have to ask yourself why the heck you aren't doing corp-to-corp contracting for highway robbery rates.

      Also consider that even the big boys sometimes miss things. As an example I know someone who was hired by a large aerospace company who ended up never signing an employment agreement nor a NDA. It was only caught after he had been there nearly 2 years, and then only because he was in the process of getting a security clearance for a new position he was moving to.

      One thing I've seen a lot of is unenforceable or illegal provisions in employment agreements and other related documents. In particular some non-compete clauses essentially make any future employment at the discretion of the company. Also many employment agreements will attempt to claim ownership of any inventions, creative work, or trademarks you produce during your term of employment, even if all of the work was done on your own time and equipment.

      Fortunately this sort of thing tends to get tossed out in court, however it is very messy and expensive to get to that point. Therefore if you can get everything as clear and specific as possible prior to signing any agreement it can save everyone grief in the long run. This is especially important if you are employed as say a developer or sysadmin and contribute to open source projects as your employer may have a legal claim on your work even if it was done on your own time and equipment.

      One thing I've seen done is to include a copy of the employment agreement and any related documents with the offer letter. This way you have an opportunity to review them before returning them. In some cases it may be wise to have an attorney review them before signing and returning. If this isn't standard practice for your perspective employer I'd ask for a chance to have it reviewed by an attorney prior to signing.
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    82. Re:You do by kir · · Score: 1

      I think your defending this knucklehead may show why you're homeless.

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    83. Re:You do by Associate · · Score: 1

      Or what he could do is tell the relocation department that he already paid the recruiter half the relocation pay that was demanded to get the job.

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    84. Re:You do by Moonwick · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you don't apply for those jobs that require "good communication skills", do you?

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    85. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the recruiter is to blame. As them to split the discrepency with you out of their fee. Those scum.

    86. Re:You do by crmartin · · Score: 1

      Actually, if they've given you the offer in writing, there is something that says they ahve to give you the job under those terms. It's called a "contract." Depending on Pennsylvania's laws, they might be able to terminate you afterwards, but unless they can show a good reason, you'd probably have a wrongful termination suit too.

      On the other hand, as others have suggested, if the company is willing to fuck you that early in the relationshiop, you might not want to work there.

      here's what I'd do (and I'm an old cranky guy who's been through a lot of this):

      (1) tell the person who made the offer that you aren't getting the terms on which you'd agreed
      (2) that you['re sure he had nothing to do with it, and it's all a misunderstanding
      (3) but that your acceptance was on the basis of the original offer.

      Don't threaten, don't whine, and especially don't give the impression you've got no other options, even if you don't. The only way to make a negotiation work is to be willing to walk away.

    87. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Nothing in the world makes me trust an opinion about the law than someone who can't use an ellipsis correctly."

      I'm just using them basically to act as pauses as I think or would talk. Just a habit I have. This is /., I'm not trying to be an English major here.

      :-)

      "For anyone else reading this: if you want to try self-incorporation, hire a tax law attorney. "

      If you can afford a tax atty, sure, do it, but, this stuff isn't rocket science. A tax atty. can probably find more loopholes and ways to do things, but, what I outlined really is pretty straightforward, but, things do vary from state to state. I've basically done research, talked to others doing the same thing, and a CPA. I'm not doing anything weird, just staying straightforward on things and keeping good records. If you watch out for things like not paying yourself enough of a 'reasonable salary' to pay SE taxes on, that raises flags, if you try to write off car expenses or have a business car..that raises flags, things like that. I'm just paying myself the mileage that the IRS says you can each year, and that comes out of the business to me and basically comes out tax free.

      As long as you stay reasonable, you're fine.

      If you're starting out...go ahead and pay a payrole service for awhile, let them cut you your 'salary' check and take out the state and fed taxes and send them in for you. Do this till you figure out how to do it on your own. It is only about $40/mo for this roughly.

      The main thing really is just to keep good records. Using Quickbooks really helps. An S corp is great for a single person working for himself, it does take a bit more work, but, I find that keeping more of my own money is worth it. I can save more on my own for retirement, I can load up a HSA for medical expenses, and medical insurance isn't that bad...especially if you consider the bill rate you can get.

      Lastly, if you're in a situation that many do, you don't get bored at one job stuck in a rut. If you do 6mos to 12 mos gigs...you can move around and work new and exciting projects. You can deduct self education. Being your own boss is a PITA sometimes, but, if you are the type of person to organize and work, it can prove to be a great thing.

      Personally, I hope I NEVER have to go direct again. I don't like the idea of working for free, I want to get paid for every hour I work, and I want to keep as much of my earned income as I can.

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    88. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Most places I work - when Managers screw up and overstaff (and they do this all the time), SUBCONTRACTORS are always the first to be let go."

      Well, changing jobs is normal, and actually can be a benefit as I'd mentioned in another post above.

      However, I'll also say that I've seen the opposite of what you've said above happen. In many situations I've seen and heard about...the directs got the ax first, and contractors stayed around. Companies like not having that overhead you have to pay for directs...HR, benefits, training.....

      In some cases, it actually looks better on the 'books' to have more contractors than directs do to how things are listed on the books. I don't know much of the details on this, I'm not an accountant, but, I've read articles about this.

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    89. Re:You do by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Like the GP said, that might work in the US but has problems in the UK - IR35 was specifically designed to trap people who incorporate like this."

      Well, the US is really still the 'land of the small business'. The S corp was set up for multiple owners/employees, but, it didn't specify you had to do it that way...and turned out to be a neat loophole. I've heard Congress has been trying to make S corps pay more SE taxation (like an LLC that has to pay SE on all income)...but, there is a HUGE number of these out there, and I guess a decently large lobbying voice for it....the last time they tried to bring it up, it failed.

      It really is one of the last ways out there that I know of for someone that isn't hugely wealthy, to earn and keep more of their own money.

      Maybe us not having socialized medicine keeps us from going into what you described. Personally, I'd rather earn and keep more, and pay my own insurance and retirement. I like to make the choices,and I think I can do a better job.

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    90. Re:You do by avronius · · Score: 1

      You have a rather inflated view of the importance of people who work, primarily, with computer systems and information. I did not rate the importance of the people, merely helped to identify that most IT people are not in the "fledgling IT industry".

      the last fifteen years on a global level Interestingly enough, there has been widespread computer use for a great deal longer than this. Perhaps you aren't familiar with the many uses of technology - maybe you're hung up on the dot.com boom / bust. For the average person in an IT role, the internet [access/presence/whatever] is but a small piece of their responsibility.

      You doubt the importance of Information Technology in society? Hmmm... Have you ever used a bank? Pumped gasoline? Driven a car? Been a passenger in an airplane? Watched a movie? Watched a television? Read a newspaper? Read a book? In each of these examples, Information Technology systems aid in bringing a quality product to fruition / improves quality or availability / ensures [relatively] easy repeatability / or allows for more cost effective production.

      I am sympathetic to your situation. It's not pleasant to be unemployed - I was out of IT for almost a year. After three months of not being able to find a job in my field [one that I was suited to], I landed a construction job. I didn't have the luxury of waiting for something to come along, as I have a family that I support. My resume was good, but people in my city were simply not looking for someone with my skills that year. It was 11 months before I managed an interview.

      I accept that there is always a new technology around the corner. It is *my* responsibility to embrace it. I can't learn everything [wouldn't that be wonderful], so I must select a small niche that suits me best. At some point, I may make the wrong choice and find myself working in the construction industry again. I don't suspect that the internet will be responsible.
    91. Re:You do by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Fortunately this sort of thing tends to get tossed out in court, however it is very messy and expensive to get to that point...

      Depends on the State. In some states, those agreements are outright illegal, and if your prior employer attempts to take you to court over them, they will be very, very sorry. I haven't bothered even mentioning the illegal contractual terms in past employment. There is simply no point.

      As for States where the agreements are legal, but often not binding, you have a point. "Noncompete agreements," for example. Those will get tossed for an ordinary worker. Of course, if you are an executive or special hire (or they force you to review the contract with an attorney), you are zipped up good and proper.

      C//

    92. Re:You do by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
      Finally, giving your notice at your current job is silly if you do not have a full written offer in hand, especially on a relocation type job. What if the company said, Nahh, we dont want to pay for your relocation?

      Not only that, giving notice at your current job is probably not even necessary, depending upon where you live. In California at least, chances are 99% that you are an "at will" employee. What that means is your employer doesn't need to give you notice, and you don't need to give your employer notice. So there's never a need to rush into letting your employer know you're about to move along until everything is rock solid.

      Frankly, I would tell their relo manager to take a long walk off a short pier, then call the recruiter to ask what kind of shit is he trying to pull and would he like to talk with my lawyer.

    93. Re:You do by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      > get your COMPLETE offer in writing first

      Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted. We're sorry. We can't make any changes to the language of the offer. That's dictated by the legal department. Would you like to be homeless instead? That's the only offer you're getting.

      Maybe you've never been screwed. Maybe you've always been handed a prime piece of pie. The fact is this: companies love to play hardball to screw employees especially when it comes to NDAs, pre-employment agreements, and relocation packages.

      Maybe it's just me, but isn't this the point at which you walk away? Why would you let them walk all over you by making weak excuses? Now if this is the only offer you're getting and you have no job, that's a different story -- but the person in TFA had a job before accepting this one.

    94. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought most judges treated verbal contracts as hearsay - esp any that don't have multiple witnesses. It's a typical he-said, she-said argument, and without witnesses, it's all moot, and null and void.

      get it all in writing. If you don't, you have no recourse.

    95. Re:You do by mysidia · · Score: 1

      3 steps to take...

      • Prepare for that possibility, I guess, hope it's no bait and switch though.
      • Ask for the original offer in writing, when it's being promised, if possible, for "planning purposes", or so you can sign off on it, and make sure everything's covered. That way there can be no misunderstanding, and you are certain someone's made you a specific offer, authorized it, and specifically promised it to you individually, despite any internal policies about what should be offered.
      • If the offer later turns out phenomenally less, get the new offer in writing with a written explanation, whatever.
      • Back out of the deal, explain that you felt they were dishonest, and that they seem to be taking advantage of you, which is a bad start, and possibly a harbinger of things to come if you sign on. Since they expect you having made your plans now makes it difficult to change and turn them down. Since they fail to live up to their promises/offers when they are taken, you might be concerned about them doing the same in the future, other parts of the offer being bait and switch, etc. (I.E. other expected conditions of your employment) if you invest more time and energy into the relationship, and how you don't want to be searching for a new post 6 months later, because they promise you other things that are not delivered on.
      • Either they apologize for the misunderstanding, and attempt to accomodate you in some way (possibly the person who promised you the bigger relocation deal screwed up), otherwise you probably shouldn't want to go with them anyways, out of the aforementioned concerns, if they won't go through any effort to make ammends.
      • The original offer, new offer, in writing, and written explanation about the policy, is enough to post to the internet, if you feel desire to speak out, if they can't follow the original promise, and enough to show the claims of their poor-performance on a deal you struck with them is well founded.
      • I'm sure it would always help other people to know about negative experiences like this, and the parties responsible, so people can make the choices they want, and maybe better avoid schemes like 'bait and switch'.
    96. Re:You do by humblecoder · · Score: 1

      Let me ask a question... I honestly don't know what the real answer is, but it is something I was thinking about when I started reading this thread.

      If you are hired "at will", meaning that either you or the company can terminate employment at any time, what is the purpose of having a written offer. If the company decides to change the terms of the offer, it seems like they can come back to you and say, "if you don't accept these new terms, then we will exercise our right to terminate your employment." For all practical purposes, that would render any written agreement worthless.

      Here is a somewhat different spin on the original poster's situation. A few years ago, I accepted a job offer with a company that included a bonus plan consisting of company stock. Based upon the performance of the company, I would get a certain number of shares. However, last year, the company decided to change the bonus plan so that the shares vested over 5 years, rather than being granted immediately. This was obviously a change from the original employment offer that I had received. Could I have sued them for "breach of contract"? I am not a lawyer, but it would seem like I couldn't since I was employed "at will". If I wasn't willing to accept this change, they could always get rid of me, rather than allow me to continue under the terms of the original agreement.

      Even though I am not a lawyer, in my experience, companies constantly are changing their policies and benefits (pension, compensation plans, vacation plan, etc), and I rarely hear about law suits contesting these changes based upon "breach of contract". The only exception is where there is a union involved. For us non-union, "at will" workers, we really don't have any choice but to either take what we are given, or find another job.

    97. Re:You do by WNight · · Score: 1

      Would you want to work for a company going through emergency spending cuts?

    98. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One employer that I know of is the king of the bait and switch routine. They tell you that they will hire you in as a Senior Engineer, give you quarterly bonuses, semi-annual reviews,etc... When push came to shove, you get hired in as a lower level engineer, have to wait one year to get quarterly bonuses--if the company is profitable (like that's not hideable), and you never get reviews on time...more like several months late. None of this is told to you while you are in the hiring process. You find this out after it's too late--and after you've signed your non-compete--so you can't go anywhere else. Did I mention that they have a salary freeze that they don't mention during the interview. Yep, that's right, you will work there year after year for the same base salary. How's that for a poke in the eye! When the job market picks up in Louisville, I'm leaving this company! They've had quite a few people leave already, I'm just biding my time like everyone else.

      Never be employed by or do business with New Age Technologies.

    99. Re:You do by inKubus · · Score: 1

      If you're good, headhunters will bob your knob to get you contracted. If you're going to go with headhunters, play them off each other. Apply for multiple jobs with different headhunters, and then tell the good things one headhunter offers to the others, so they have to sweeten their deal for you. They generally make about twice what you make for the first 6-9 months or what have you. After that, the company will keep you on at the same rate, while paying out half as much. In high demand areas, they sometimes make over what you were making. I have heard cases where they contracted DBAs for 65 an hour and were getting paid 150 per hour by the client firm. Make sure you know this going in and don't be afraid to give them shit and bargain. It's like buying a car.

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    100. Re:You do by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you study the boom of the computing/information industry over the last fifteen years on a global level it will be quite clear that it is an artificial phenomenon created by a mixture of politicians and investors who saw a very ripe opportunity to promote an industry that the majority of the population knew/knows little or nothing about.

      And it has nothing to do with the massive value add that a proper IT department can give, right?

      Without the billions of dollars pushed in advertising to keep the ailing tech sector afloat in the stock markets most professionals in that field would be prized by their employers only a little more than the homeless folks who collect recyclables to put together beer money.

      What billions? The problem right now is that IT is the redheaded stepchild of most places, viewed as a cost center, while the fact that stocktraders and accountants can get their data is ignored. Until it stops working.

      lacing so much trust in an industry which, should the right contracts go wrong or the wrong cable catch a case of mildew decay, will quickly reveal itself as much more frivolous, and expendable, than most CS/CO/code monkey graduates care to admit.

      A moldy cable downing the network is usually a symptom of underfunding the IT department. But if you think it's expendable, go ahead and expend it. See how long you last.

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    101. Re:You do by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You are such a pushover, it's ridiculous. If you want to let people screw you over, then that's your business, but don't rationalize it by saying that my attitude is out of whack.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    102. Re:You do by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      HR: But there's nothing to say we still have to give you the job.

      Employee: sure there is - you're legally liable for my losses. Anyway, since when do you make the hiring decisions?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    103. Re:You do by will_die · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just went through something like this.
      There is no law in all but a handfull of US state preventing them from firing you the moment you walk in the door or even right after you have signed the paper work to start working with them and just told your former employer you are leaving. Almost everyone works under "work at will" which means they can fire you at any time and you can leave at any time. Most employment contracts will mention that you are a work at will person.
      Now you can usally get some money from the company if during the firing they broke the rules outlined in there employee handbook, most recent lawsuits in this area have awarded in the 1 million range for stuff.
      Where you also see lawsuits is in the case when you moved for the job and then were fired, told you did not have the job once you showed up, or other situations where you payed money and had a hardship(moving) to get the job and had confirmation that you were starting the job. There are plenty cases of this(this is what happened to me) and courts have treated it like the work at will but have awarded money to cover costs like the move, but not lost salary. Pennselvania has a law which allows punnative damages; otherwise your only change of getting money above the move, some court costs,etc is if the employee handbook has been violated.

    104. Re:You do by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Need you ask - Slashdot is his first recourse in a workplace dispute.

    105. Re:You do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I am a salaried employee. I don't live in the US any longer and if I did live in the U.S., I think that for tax purposes alone, I would file S Corp as I had in the past.

      What I'd like to point out to people reading this posters comment, he obviously is confident enough (borderline cocky) to sell himself. This is the #1 reason why he can work as a contractor/consultant and profit from it. Sadly, before handing you the flaming torch and gunning you up to storm the castle, let me assure you that his advice is given based on the assumption that you also have the confidence to sell yourself.

      The fact is, being able to sell yourself is a careful art.
          - You need to be strong and maintain a presence at the negotiating table.
          - Although, you don't have to believe you're worth what you're asking, you need to believe you can get it from asking the right way.
          - You need to be sure of your skills so that when you're presenting yourself as a company instead of a prospective employee, you are sure that you're able to deliver what your offer.

      Mistakes which are regularly made by consultants learning the ropes are :
          - Underbidding a contract to get the job, this locks you into a rate that can even make minimum wage look good by the time you're done.
          - Overbidding a contract, you obviously won't get the job. Your confidence should be visible, but let your pherimones do the job, not a contract. Be fair, maybe a hair above when bidding.
          - Fixed period contracts without contingencies for deadline overruns. No matter how good you are at asking for requirements, more often than not, a simple "By The Way" will double the amount of work you'll need to do to finish the job.
          - Clearly document in any agreement the fiscial responsibility of the customer to yourself regarding "Act of God" types of thing. By God, I typically mean Bill Gates, in programming jobs, everything usually goes as planned until you spend 2 extra weeks trying to resolve a bug that is either a flaw in a Microsoft language or OS.

      These are just some of the items that are important.

      The most important part is, practice getting comfortable talking to peoples faces, looking them in the eyes. That skill alone could mean the difference between getting respect at a negotiating table and looking like some kid who really wants that cookie.

      Well, I hope this helps. I think advice provided by cayenne8 as well as my own will assist you.

    106. Re:You do by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why people let companies walk all over them. I know having a job is important but your self respect is also important.

      I know a large reason why: Debt and no savings. If that's true for an individual, the pretty much need a constant stream of income to maintain your self-respect with regard to paying your bills.

      If, on the other hand, you have no debt and significant savings (3-6 months expenses), then you need not skitter from job to job or let trespasses against you slide for job security.

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    107. Re:You do by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's odd to me that anybody would have reached the point where they quit their previous job and were actually planning to move out of their home without getting the terms of the relocation deal in writing
      It's more than just odd, it's unbelievable.
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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    108. Re:You do by Builder · · Score: 1

      The idea is that you get the offer in writing BEFORE you quit your current job - that's kinda the whole point ?

    109. Re:You do by banana+fiend · · Score: 1

      I find this kind of opinion depressing.

      "Blaming others for your lack of skepticism" - are we/can we/should we all be legal experts? No, there are people who's job it is to screw over employees through various dodges like this. I don't want to have to keep up with the latest dirty tricks as well as my own field of expertise.

      There SHOULD be protection for people against companies, and responsibility for not being "skeptical" enough should not be dumped on the employee totally otherwise corporations will abuse that gleefully.

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    110. Re:You do by timftbf · · Score: 1

      Most modern employment contracts will state that the company can terminate you at any time for any reason. And most states follow "at-will" employment doctrine with exceptions to this varying wildly from state to state. The whole "two weeks notice" thing is only a courtesy, and you can bet such courtesies would be ignored if the employee is playing games with the employer (even if the employer started them).
      Wow. You guys *really* need some employment legislation over there to get past the point of "Be thankful we deign to let you work for our mighty company, minion. Now bend over and grasp your ankles firmly."

      I've never worked a job that has less than a one week notice period in both directions, even during an initial probationary period of employment. Four weeks is usual, and my current position (which I'm leaving in about a fortnight) is twelve. The only usual exception is for gross misconduct, which is limited to things like stealing from the company, assaulting customers and the like. There is, in the UK and in most of Europe, a statutory minimum, but I'm not sure what it is off the top of my head.

      We do seem to be getting some firms towards the bottom end of the labour market trying to scam it with the "zero hours contract" - your written contract says you work for zero hours every week, for which you are paid an hourly rate of at or above the legal minimum, and any hours you actually work are discretionary overtime. This lets them give you notice without paying you any money - "sorry, we don't need you to do any hours this week". Personally, I find this a bit reprehensible.
    111. Re:You do by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      You guys *really* need some employment legislation



      Nah. That sounds like socialism, and the US don't do that kind of thing. It's okay for companies to get away with murder, after all, they're the economy, and the economy is more important than anything else.

    112. Re:You do by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      > get your COMPLETE offer in writing first

      Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted. We're sorry. We can't make any changes to the language of the offer. That's dictated by the legal department. Would you like to be homeless instead? That's the only offer you're getting.

      Maybe you've never been screwed. Maybe you've always been handed a prime piece of pie. The fact is this: companies love to play hardball to screw employees especially when it comes to NDAs, pre-employment agreements, and relocation packages. Homeless? For the enormous majority of people those are not the options. And although I have never been in such desperate situation I would think that nobody would be hired directly from being homeless (a homeless person would have to sort himself out first febore applying for a job, with the help of the government or charities that can provide support).

      As far as I am concerned, I would not accept a job in a company that would not put things in writing for me to check at home for a couple of days.

      Even in one were in a dire situation that should not mean that you should accept anything that is put in front of you blindly.

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    113. Re:You do by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      If that's the sort of offer you're getting, then start looking for another offer with someone else. An offer like that is a bad sign.

      For my current job, I had a 30 day deadline to accept if I wanted a small (insignificant enough for me that I didn't go for the deadline) "signing bonus", and a 60 day hard deadline to accept. My relocation bonus WAS spelled out in writing in the offer.

      Some companies love to play hardball, but many don't. I work for a large traditional multinational company, and they treat their employees VERY well.

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    114. Re:You do by jonadab · · Score: 1
      Oh? You wanted the complete offer in writing? I'm sorry. You must accept and sign that offer in one week or it will be retracted.


      <p>That's reasonable. I can make a decision in a week.</p>

      <blockquote>We can't make any changes to the language of the offer. That's dictated by the legal department.</blockquote>

      <p>Well, if the language of the offer is acceptable, then that won't be a problem.
            If it's not acceptable, then I'd decline the offer.
      </p>

      <blockquote>Would you like to be homeless instead?</blockquote>

      <p>This attitude, however, would probably lead me to keep my current job and tell the prospective employer where to file the offer.</p>
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    115. Re:You do by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      Always assume that a verbal contract is only as binding as the tape it's recorded on...

    116. Re:You do by avronius · · Score: 1

      An offer letter outlines the terms that a company is offering to you as part of the total compensation package for your services.

      While it's true that a company does reserve the right to make changes during the course of your employment, they do not have the right to change the terms of your offer letter [letter of offer, job offer, etc.] UNLESS you are still in the midst of negotiation. They CAN request a modification to your offer letter, and they can also expire the offer. Until you have accepted, they can rescind their offer. If you have accepted and then they rescind, you may have an avenue for legal recourse - consult a lawyer.

      It is a contract. In this particular case, if the "recruiter" is acting as an officer of the company, and provides a signed offer of employment that includes details of the rellocation expense agreement, it will supercede any internal document that the company may have. Why? Well, remember that you can not be an "at will" employee until you have been hired. Until such time, you aren't privy to the company's internal documents. You [and the hiring company] are subject to the terms of the letter of offer. They are required, by law*, to uphold the conditions of the hiring contract.

      *I would heartily recommend that you talk to a lawyer. Every state/province/district/territory will have their own version of laws that cover this type of issue. As for how long after you are employed with a company before they can change the rules? I have no idea.

    117. Re:You do by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I had a similar situation with a prospective employer several years ago. It was a contract company (starts with a k and rhymes w/ dforce). The recruiter offered me a benefits package which turned out to be their internal employee benefit package, not their contract worker benefit package. We went back and forth, they offered to give me the better benefits and cut my hourly rate (no way!).

      Finally they agreed to honor the original offer and I had them send me the paperwork. I sat on the paperwork until I heard from another company I was waiting on. The gave me a better offer and I called the orginal recruiter and politily declined a couple days before I was scheduled to start.

      I'm probably blacklisted, but realistically I was afraid they would replace me immedietly since I was obviously costing them more then the usual going rate.

    118. Re:You do by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

      You guys *really* need some employment legislation over there to get past the point of "Be thankful we deign to let you work for our mighty company, minion.
      The US has always been this way, and it encourages companies to take a risk (by increasing headcount for a new product line or something) because they know that they can always get rid of people later if they need to. Take a look at Germany for an alternative (I know because I spend a lot of time there). Because of the rules that make it difficult to terminate an employee, companies just are taking risks and the unemployment rate has been fairly high. It's one of the slowest growing economies in the EU.


      Take note, though. I've never worked at a company that didn't give at least two weeks notice (unless you did something criminal). Companies don't want legislation around this either, so they usually err on the side of caution when terminating employees. Most of them also take the time to build an HR file before letting someone go. They make sure they have given the employee every opportunity, so that if there IS a lawsuit, it's over with pretty quickly. Also keep in mind that just because it's not illegal for a company to terminate someone without notice, that doesn't mean that they can't be sued in a civil court. Depending on the circumstances, the jury may end up awarding the plaintiff some money just to punish the evil corporation.

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    119. Re:You do by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > Driven a car?

      I'm glad you brought that up because that's exactly what I was thinking. In fifteen years all of the glitz and glam highly prized and self-important coders will be the new millenium's edition of the auto workers. Let me know when we have a digital Jimmy Hoffa.

      Not that auto workers are bad people but follow their history. When Ford first opened up anyone who was employed in his plant was top dog, the talk of the town, someone to be envied. Eighty years later and they're sitting on the unemployment lines, only half of them are respected as hardworking individuals (the other half are regarded as ride alongs), and their mortgage payments are being refinanced a decade at a time.

      Pump'n'dump isn't just a two or three month cycle. It can be a twenty or thirty year cycle. The high technology computing industry is still at the pump stage. Wait until the next darling technology comes along in the market.

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    120. Re:You do by aevans · · Score: 0

      You're confusing "laid off" with fired. You can be fired on the spot for any number of reasons, among them insubordination. The rule is, you can demand they pay you in full within 72 hours of firing, but even then, there are plenty of loopholes where they may not have to pay you what is due for up to a month.

    121. Re:You do by Adocso · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The fact is, if they're acting this way before you're onsite, imagine how they'll treat you in six months.

    122. Re:You do by humblecoder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your response. This seems somewhat counter-intuitive in that if you are employed "at will", then a company can, in theory, fire you on the first day you show up to work. That would effectively render any employment offer worthless, unless there was some agreed upon term of employment.

      However, I did a little research into this topic, and I found some commentary on case law in California. In particular there is a case called Agosta vs Astor, where the plaintiff was persuaded to leave his old job based upon promises related to salary and job duties. However, when he quit his old job to accept the new one, the company who made the offer reneged on its promise.

      The California court ruled in favor of the plaintiff saying that even though his employment was termed "at will", because the company used fradulent means to induce him to take the job, he is entitled to damages.

      Here is a reference to the article: http://www.jacksonlewis.com/legalupdates/article.c fm?aid=621

      That would suggest that the original poster might have a case, at least in California (of course, I am not a lawyer so you better talk to a professional for REAL advice)!

    123. Re:You do by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      in some cases, it actually looks better on the 'books' to have more contractors than directs do to how things are listed on the books. I don't know much of the details on this, I'm not an accountant, but, I've read articles about this.

      For some companies, contractors are paid out of the general fund - the same place that the money for things like utilities comes from. That way, they don't show up on the books as a personnel expense, but instead, just another cost of doing business.

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    124. Re:You do by permaculture · · Score: 1

      Amen. Always bear in mind:

      "The HR profession seems to attract a number of people who are not people-focused and thus not good at dealing with people problems.
      HR is not there for employees. The role of HR is to keep the employer out of court.
      [...]
      When push comes to shove, HR do what they are told to do by management, regardless of the rights and wrongs."

      from http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/faq.htm

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    125. Re:You do by vought · · Score: 1

      HR: But there's nothing to say we still have to give you the job. If you want to be pedantic we'll hire you for 5 minutes and then fire you. Now do you want the new deal or not?
      Employee: but I already quit my job and sold my house!
      HR: just sign on the dotted line.


      They don't even have to hire, then fire you. Until you walk in on the first day, they can rescind the offer - for no reason whatsoever - and leave you hanging.

      It happened to me. I'd been looking for a job here in Baton Rouge for five months, was hired ("we're really excited to rbing you on!") at a reasonable salary - and the days before I was to start, they sent a FedEx with a rescension letter enclosed.

      No reason given, or owed. Perfectly legal. And to top it off, they did it the week before Christmas.

      The company, by the way, was Innovative Emergency Management - heavily involved in helping all levels of government plan for emergencies - just like New Orleans, where they held a hurricane emergency drill only a few weeks before Katrina struck.

  2. If you don't have it in writing.... by jalewis · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think you're screwed.

    1. Re:If you don't have it in writing.... by leishen · · Score: 0

      "I think you're screwed" is a pointless post. Granted, he's in a rough position, but he's not screwed. First, he has a job, whether it will be good or not. He has the option to search for another job. He has the option not to take that job on principle and find another job, which I'm sure he can do since he got this one. It'll just take more work. Your post doesn't answer his question in any way, and serves only to make him feel worse about his situation. Don't bother posting if it will just make somebody miserable.

      As for an answer to the post (not that I've been in this position), I would probably end up fighting with them by approaching the person who made the offer originally. He'll either go to bat for you or he won't. If he doesn't, I'd start hunting for another job immediately. If he does help you out, it might be worth giving the job a try, even if temporarily. Just because HR sucks doesn't mean the job sucks or the people suck. It all depends on what your impending boss does to help you out.

    2. Re:If you don't have it in writing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do job offers fall into the "needs to be written" category though? Most contracts are simply agreements between two or more parties; having them written is a nicety, but hardly a requirement (the benefit of writing comes mostly from a mistakes and mutual agreement perspective). There's a lot of missing facts, but the described action of the HR department suggests admission of the original agreement, but failure to honor it. Provided the recruiter works for the company, then the company could be found liable (i.e. Judge Judy) and held accountable for either the contract itself or compensatory damages (even if the recruiter worked for another company, compensatory damages may be warranted by the recruiter's employer).

  3. Seriously consider not taking the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would seriously consider not taking the job if they don't try to fix it quickly. If they're going to screw you over before you've even started, imagine what they'll do once you're there.

    FWIW, I took a job cross country about a year and a half ago that included a relocation package. They handled it very professionally, and followed through with everything that they had promised. So far, it's been a good company to work for.

    1. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      And if the original offer was in writing, QUIT AND SUE. If it wasn't in writing, quit and take this as a lessons learned to always get everything in writing.

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    2. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      QUIT AND SUE

      Yes! SUE EVERYBODY!!! ... That's the spirit!

      Weird Al - I'll Sue You

    3. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Unless "made plans to terminate my current job" = "told my old boss to go screw him/herself", he should just walk away. There will be other jobs. This company's already shown that they're going to overpromise and underdeliver. Today, it's the relocation package. Next, they'll hint at performance bonuses that never materialize and reviews that are just short of what he needs for that big raise. They'll promise training that never happens, new equipment and resources that never arrive.

      Walk away, dude. Walk away.

    4. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Technician · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My current employer did great. I was going to apply after returning to the USE. A friend told me to apply before returning to the USA and they will play the relocation.

      I'm glad I did. The international relocation was a good deal.

      I would seriously consider not taking the job if they don't try to fix it quickly.

      On the other hand, I did apply for a job at one place (local) and was hired and was to report Monday morning. I arrived Monday morning with my toolbox and was informed it was not to start work, but to be interviewed by the department head. I let them know I had been hired and was ready to start work and they had serious communication issues. Then I left. I kept track of them and they failed a short time later. First impressions go a long way and are often right.

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    5. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Zordak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the general rule is that a contract does not have to be in writing to be valid and enforceable (there are, of course, some important exceptions). If they offered you a certain employment package and you accepted it, you formed a contract with them, regardless of what their "internal" policy is. Despite what another post below yours implied, this is a situation where a lawsuit would be very reasonable. It's the proper way to enforce the terms of a contract when the other party fails to perform. On the other hand, there is some risk in just quitting. In the best case scenario, you can get them to pay your lost salary until you can find a comparable job (and if your new job pays less, possibly even cover the difference). Worst case scenario is you could get nothing from them. That said, I wouldn't want to work for a company that started off the employment relationship by lying to me.

      I am not a lawyer, and I am especially not your lawyer. If you feel sufficiently aggrieved to sue this company, contact a lawyer and get his or her opinion. The opinions expressed in this post do not constitute legal advice of any kind to anybody.

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    6. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Americano · · Score: 1
      Worst case scenario is you could get nothing from them.
      No, worst case scenario is that you could get nothing from them, AND waste huge amounts of your precious time & money pursuing a lawsuit for breach of contract with no written evidence of said contract or said breach, and get bogged down in a he-said/she-said situation... and for what? So they'll say, "Fine we'll give you a job?" So they say, "Fine, here's $10k, leave us alone?" If this company is big enough to be offering relocation packages, it probably also is big enough to have a legal department that would make your life hell. While under the law, a verbal agreement may be enforceable as a contract, in practice, a private party taking on a huge corporation over this is a ridiculous folly.

      If you don't have it in writing, walk away. They'll simply claim that the manager who "promised" you something had no binding authority to offer any relocation package to you verbally, and then it'll be up to you to claim that he did offer what you say.

      If you *DO* have it in writing, and they're still trying to screw you, *walk away*. They're still a company with way more money than you, and they probably have a legal department. The satisfaction you get out of winning a few dollars in a lawsuit are not worth the time & money you'll spend winning it.

      Chalk this up to lessons learned in the school of hard knocks. Always get a full accounting of everything they're offering you in writing, signed & dated by someone in HR with the authority to actually say, "Yes, we can give you this." And never, ever, ever quit *before* you've settled all these details. If you did give your notice before leaving, go talk to your boss & try to mend fences. Hopefully you didn't make a stupid / unprofessional "gesture" out of your leaving your present company, and they'll let you back.
    7. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by potat0man · · Score: 1

      a private party taking on a huge corporation over this is a ridiculous folly.

      This idea is a ridiculous folly you noodle-armed nancy-pants. This is the great myth the corps want individuals to believe in. It's what the *IAA-of-the-month wants you to think and you're buying it. They want people to believe it's complicated, expensive or even impossible simply to enforce a contract. But that's not true at all. The courts are the ultimate leveling grown.

      Small claims courts cover $15,000 claims now-a-days, in some states upwards of $20,000. You don't need a lawyer. All procedures are easy to follow and at any point you can ask a clerk how to accomplish something or during the hearing just ask the judge about an issue. No legal-speak required. Somewhere around a $29 filing fee (depends on your state/county) is all that's required.

      I'm not a lawyer. I'm also not a schmuck who's too scared to assert my most basic rights. Anyway, you bet this is legal advice.

    8. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you tell me that company's Google, I'm gonna cry now.

    9. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by ReverendHoss · · Score: 1

      If you *DO* have it in writing, and they're still trying to screw you, *walk away*. They're still a company with way more money than you, and they probably have a legal department. The satisfaction you get out of winning a few dollars in a lawsuit are not worth the time & money you'll spend winning it.

      I would strongly disagree with this statement. Even companies with legal departments have better things to spend their legal budget on then trying to defend themselves with the legal gymnastics necessary to get out of a written contract. It would be much cheaper, simpler, and quicker to give you a settlement based on your agreement not to discuss the settlement, and not to admit fault on their part.

      In the days of blogs, and online communities like Slashdot, one seriously pissed off ex-employee can make a loud noise. Prospective hires researching the company they are interviewing with suddenly find claims that they do not meet their promises, written or otherwise. In addition, a reputation for not following through on a written contract will hurt even the biggest company with its customers. Would you trust a company to deliver X widgets by 2008 if they've weaseled out of previous written obligations?

      The system can be abused. But cynicism about the abuses should never prevent people from defending themselves with legal recourse.

    10. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Americano · · Score: 1

      I would strongly disagree with this statement. Even companies with legal departments have better things to spend their legal budget on then trying to defend themselves with the legal gymnastics necessary to get out of a written contract.
      Fair enough, I understand your point, and it does make sense. If you have the proof, then maybe it is worth going after... but I think it's likely to be a pyrrhic victory, all the same.
    11. Re:Seriously consider not taking the job by Americano · · Score: 1

      This idea is a ridiculous folly you noodle-armed nancy-pants. This is the great myth the corps want individuals to believe in.
      Actually, you kind of pulled that quote out of context. What I said was that taking on a large corporation over a verbal agreement that you have no proof was ever made is a ridiculous folly. You *do* have to provide proof to win a court case, right? Or will the small claims court just say, "Well, you're a private citizen, and we don't like big companies. Of course you win!"?
  4. Told you so ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    It includes a relocation package that they told me was standard for my position.

    Get it in writing next time, and sue the heck outta them if you get less than what's on the paper.

    1. Re:Told you so ? by Duckz · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an excellent start at a new job.

    2. Re:Told you so ? by Cocoronixx · · Score: 1

      Yeah true. It's much better to start out with you getting screwed before you even walk through the door!

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    3. Re:Told you so ? by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

      I think the OP meant that the "it's standard for your position" part was expressed verbally, but not necessarily the package itself. From what I read, the problem doesn't seem to be that he found out the package wasn't standard for the position, but rather whatever actually implemented was far different from the package at all.

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    4. Re:Told you so ? by Duckz · · Score: 1

      He can definitely work it out with his new company, but starting a job with a lawsuit following is just building bad character for the person starting the lawsuit.

      Piss poor sue happy Americans.

    5. Re:Told you so ? by Cocoronixx · · Score: 1

      How does asking for something in writing equate to starting a job with a lawsuit?

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    6. Re:Told you so ? by Duckz · · Score: 1

      I suppose nothing. I saw the word suing and it just pissed me off at that word. No one wants to take the time to be level headed and work things out... lawyers do all the talking.

    7. Re:Told you so ? by Cocoronixx · · Score: 1

      Ahh. Yea, the OP is an ass.

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    8. Re:Told you so ? by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Lawsuits are a form of contract arbitration by a third party. We sue over breach of contract because the breach may cause significant hardship for us. What would you do if someone breaks a contract that states that you are to work for 1 year at $xxxxxx.xx? Would you just suck it up and move on even though you'll only find a crappier job? What if you were doing construction work on someone's house and they decided not to pay you even though you completed what was outlined in the contract?

      In short, what are you supposed to do to make contracts legally binding if you can't sue anyone? I agree that it's overreacting to sue immediately, but frankly your characterization of all of us Americans as litigious bastards is unfair and makes you look like a jackass.

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    9. Re:Told you so ? by Duckz · · Score: 1

      frankly your characterization of all of us Americans as litigious bastards is unfair and makes you look like a jackass. Eh, it happens.

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    10. Re:Told you so ? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      frankly your characterization of all of us Americans as litigious bastards is unfair and makes you look like a jackass.

      Yeah, you should sue him for libel!

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    11. Re:Told you so ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      When the company is screwing you, why not retaliate with a lawyer? Personally, I'd just go get my old job back - no reason to work for people like that.

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  5. new one on me by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've never run into a problem like that. However, if I were in a situation like that and had already quit my previous position, I would probably

    1) take the job
    2) start job-hunting immediately
    3) see if this was an anomaly or business-as-usual for a company without a moral compass.

    If it's business-as-usual I'd jump ship as soon as I got another job.

    If it's an anomaly I'd work from within to make sure this never happened to anyone else.

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    1. Re:new one on me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      start job-hunting immediately

      As long there's no term of service clause. Meaning, unless you work for the company for X amount of years or months, you have to pay back the moving expense or a pro-rated amount.

      Watch out!

    2. Re:new one on me by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      As long there's no term of service clause. Meaning, unless you work for the company for X amount of years or months, you have to pay back the moving expense or a pro-rated amount.

      If you ask me, the company lost any expectation of enforcing the term-of-service clause when they reneged on providing the relocation assistance package as originally promised.

      (You should not ask me, though. You should ask a qualified attorney, if your plan is to accept the job and then leave soon after.)

    3. Re:new one on me by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I've never run into a problem like that

      ImClone, working through a recruiter, did the exact same thing to me in 2003. The salary quoted on the phone was "in the low 80s" and the relocation package was "we'll arrange the process". When the offer showed up in the mail the salary, in print, was 56 (for New York!!!)and the relocation package was reimbursement up to $2500.

      I politely refused to sign the offer and instead got screwed by the other company, Battelle. They were more honest about the salary, in a less expensive area, and they arranged for the full relocation. The job itself, though, turned out to be bait and switch. After four months doing what I'd been hired to do I was thrust into a position which would be more suitable for a high school graduate with some excuse blaming some vaporous upper management decision requiring that resources be reallocated, blah blah blah. There's always some lame excuse.

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    4. Re:new one on me by rblancarte · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      -BUT-

      Realize this, if you take the job, you are going to probably sign a ton of paperwork. I would bet that one of those papers will be a term of service contract.

      And if they are quoting you chapter and verse Relocation policy, you better believe they will go after you if you do break that clause.

      Fact is, this was not in writing, he is, more than likely, SOL on that front. But if you break any sort of contract, then you have problems.

      RonB

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    5. Re:new one on me by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've never run into a problem like that. However, if I were in a situation like that and had already quit my previous position, I would probably

      1) take the job
      2) start job-hunting immediately
      3) see if this was an anomaly or business-as-usual for a company without a moral compass.

      If it's business-as-usual I'd jump ship as soon as I got another job.


      This would be an appropriate course of action if relocation wasn't an option. But relocating 2x possibly across the country each time back to back sucks.

      In this situation, I would go back to my old job and ask them if I can stay. The last 2 jobs I resigned from offered me counter offers when I resigned. I don't know what this guy's situation is like at his old job, but he may be able to renegotiate with them at least until he finds a better job.

    6. Re:new one on me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never had anything like that happen to me, either, although I've been
      in an engineering group of a large, well-known, NYSE-traded corporation who
      made an offer to someone, whose car then "broke down" during the relocation
      from Texas to New England. The individual was never heard from again, of course.

      However, for the situation that spawned this whole discussion, I'd recommend
      taking the job anyway, keep VERY, VERY careful notes (STARTING NOW !) - i.e.
      a daily diary, and keep ALL receipts of ALL transactions, and keep track of all
      monies spent. Your lawyer may want them at some point, so it's better to start
      hanging onto it all now.

      No, IANAL - I'm an engineer...

      And, since you mentioned that you're moving to Philadelphia, I'm assuming that you
      are a legitimate U.S. resident and are properly filing federal (US) income tax returns.
      This will be your golden opportunity to take a huge deduction on your 2007 return for
      unreimbursed relocation expenses related to taking a new job. This should soften the
      blow somewhat. Meanwhile, kiss their ass for a while, short their stock (or sell puts
      or something) and keep looking around and networking - maybe you'll end up working for
      their competition down the street and be able to really tuck it to them!

      It's idiot managers like the ones described in the base article/question that cause the
      financial debacles like Enron and Ford - they just don't "get it" when it comes to
      Doing The Right Thing.

    7. Re:new one on me by drew_eckhardt · · Score: 1

      >1) take the job
      >2) start job-hunting immediately
      >3) see if this was an anomaly or business-as-usual for a company without a moral compass.

      Note that most contracts involving relocation require you to reimburse the company which moved you for the costs that it incurred if you leave before a specified time limit (typically one year). The reimbursement may or may not be pro-rated over that time.

      Companies place limits arround the use of their relocation benefits. They get to pick the moving company ($20,000 to move a 1200 square foot home 1500 miles and store for a month). They get to pick your temporary housing provider ($3000/month). You may only get reimbursed for your real-estate expenses if you use an agent which has signed an agreement with them to kick back a portion of the comission. The net result is that your relocation may cost a lot more than if you handled the details yourself.

      Combining the two, I was on the hook for about $60,000 plus my signing bonus when I relocated for a job where I was to "own one or two major feature areas" and work for a guy I respected technically from the interview process. Neither of those materialized.

      If everything doesn't smell like roses before you relocate DON'T.

      On top of the financial hit, if things don't work out in your new city you'll be missing your support (friends) and professional (finding new jobs) networks.

    8. Re:new one on me by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Ha, just don't unpack everything. Don't sign a lease. Don't start your phone and internet contract. Don't buy a whole lot of furniture. It is a lot easier moving the 2nd time, than the first.

      Unless you have kids, then it a whole other ballgame.

  6. Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot questions by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go ask a lawyer.

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  7. In writing? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was the offer made in writing? If so, they are obligated to honor it and you'll need to take whatever steps you deem prudent to see that they do. Taking a new employer to court might start things off on the wrong foot, but you shouldn't let them walk all over you especially if it's a larger company. Check into whether or not there are any government agencies who can intervene on your behalf. If the offer wasn't in writing, you're probably screwed for the most part.

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    1. Re:In writing? by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if it wasn't in writing, a verbal contract is a valid binding contract unless superceded by a written contract (IANAL, just remembered from a course)... of course, proving that a verbal offer was made is nearly impossible.

    2. Re:In writing? by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      If the offer wasn't in writing, it may be possible to get them to acknowledge in writing that they made it verbally, such as by sending them email with a full description of the verbal offer and explaining the problem and asking politely how they're going to fix it for you; there's a good chance that they may reply something to the effect of "oops we made a mistake when we said that", which implicitly acknowledges having said it.

  8. Do you have anything in writting? by CajunElder · · Score: 2

    If you have something in writting, you should be able to hold them to it. Of course, you have to wonder about the company if their first offical act is to screw you over.

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    1. Re:Do you have anything in writting? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you have something in writting, you should be able to hold them to it. Of course, you have to wonder about the company if their first offical act is to screw you over.

      But did the company screw him over? There was mention of a recruiter. Could the recruiter have passed the correct salary information along, but lied (or had the wrong information) about the standard relocation package? The company seems quite consistent in their stance as told by the relocation manager.

      I've had recruiters lie in order to get me interested in a job that I wouldn't have been as interested in if they told the truth. Once you think you are taking a new job, you mentally leave the old one. It's hard to get to the point of an offer and not be emotionally vested in changing jobs. Then, when you find some "discrepancies" with what the recruiter said and the actuality, the recruiter hopes you go through with it and they get paid.

  9. Can't be trusted, hope you havent quit the old job by nietsch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would you trust a company that makes these opening moves? My take on it is that use as a selection method and what they most need is sheeple that do not squeal too hard when they get done in the *rse. By screwing them even before they take the job they are weeding out theones that would. But be shure to tell the recruiter that this is why you are declining his offer. If it was an honest mistake he should be able to get it fixed, otherwise he will just don't care.

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  10. Is it in writing? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    First question: do you have the original offer including the relocation package in writing? If you don't, you're screwed. If you do, however, that written offer will trump their policy. You accepted that offer, if they try to change the terms after the fact that's a material change that opens the whole thing up again. If the relocation package was actually part of the final paperwork you signed to accept the offer then the change isn't just a material change in the offer, it'd be an attempt to breach the agreement and they can be held liable for damages. If you have the original package offer in writing, I'd start with presenting the matter to HR as an attempt to change the offer after acceptance. HR will be rather nervous about that since they know what kind of havoc you could wreak if you wanted to.

  11. refuse the job offer by tmannes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This hurts you personally, but if I were in your shoes, and I was able, I would refuse the job offer. I know it isn't an answer anyone wants to hear, but if everyone did this, it would be extremely effective at stopping this kind of manipulation! The problem of course, is that few of us are able to do this, as most of us live hand to mouth, with little savings. And lets face it, the IT industry isn't as fertile as it was even recently.

    Perhaps the next best thing to do would be to publicize the companies with these kinds of practices. That is also very risky, since the company can then turn around and fire you without a reason, and I expect most would do that. So perhaps you don't publicize this practice until you have procured another job.

    Perhaps you can talk to a lawyer, but I expect there is little that can be done legally, unless you have a contract which spelled out what you were actually promised...

    At the very least you should consider looking for another job. Any company with these kinds of practices won't stop at the relocation packages they promise. I would expect more of this kind of behaviour, and by staying you are rewarding this kind of practice.

  12. Talk to the person who offered the package by oneiros27 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before you peg yourself as someone who's unreasonable to work with --

    Contact the person who originally told you about the relocation package, and tell them that the 'Relocation Manager' isn't offering the same thing. Ask them to deal with the issue, or make a counter offer and tell them what you're willing to take in exchange for the lower package (eg, higher pay, alternative benefits).

    I've gotten the bait & switch on jobs before (my second day on the job, job responsibilities changed dramatically)-- my suggestion is deal with it as soon as possible, but don't become adversarial with the HR department -- have the person who hired you deal with them.

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    1. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by oyenstikker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good advice. Remember, the HR department works for the company, not for you; and by HR's name alone, they are putting you in the same category as servers and office supplies.

      Why don't they call it personnel anymore?

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    2. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the proper response. As a side benefit, you will find out (a) how badly they really want/need you and (b) find out how much pull your supervisor has with top management. Both are critical to how well you will be treated once you come on board. For a throw-away position, they can re-interview without much of a big deal (though if there's relocation in the offing, it means they're having problems filling it locally, or at all). Knowing how much your future supervisor can do for you will let you know how much power they have to truly negotiate your future performance increases and bonuses. It will also show how much he or she can shield you from upper management politics.

      It's hard to go without a job (presuming you've already resigned) but if your skills are good take the time off and get a headhunter to help get you placed. Given the circumstances, your unemployed state may not be much of a negative, and may be significantly offset by your ability to start work immediately. That's usually a big relief to companies who often need new talent asap (that would be all companies, by the way).

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    3. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I second that motion. While this certainly smells bad for the company as a whole, it's quite possible you've just got a jobsworth or jackass in HR dealing with you, so don't write the whole company off just yet. HR never made a penny of profit for any company, their job is to save money by ensuring staff retention and quality recruitment. In this instance, they are not doing either and are just getting in the way, so bypass them. Speak (as in phone, not email - practice what you need to say and make notes if you're not great on the phone) to whoever actually wants you to work at the company - the person who gave you the technical interview. Let them know you're unhappy with the situation (you evidently are) and how significant a factor the relocation package was in your decision to take the job (it evidently was significant), then give them some time to deal with the situation. Expect to have to negotiate to some extent - the person who hired you will likely be negotiating within the company too (it may have been their screw-up giving you incorrect information or exceeding their power).

      I'm assuming, as you've posted to slashdot, that this is a technical job. If it's HR or admin take the job anyway - you'll have more power than you deserve and will enjoy weilding it! But let us know where it is your new job is, so the rest of us can avoid it :)

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    4. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      Very good suggestion. Remember, the recruiter only gets credit for employees who stay for some period of time usually. A close friend of mine is a recruiter and tells me should would be VERY upset if all the hard work she put in to get a recruit through the hiring process was undermined at that stage. Use the recruiter and your new manager to get the situation resolved. Also, NEVER quit your first job until you have everything in writing. All the "i" dotted, all the urine tested, before you mention to your employer that you have an offer. There will likely be a counter from your employer if they like or need you.

      Anyway, hope it works out. I relocated for a job a few years back. My new manager actually went above and beyond what I was promised. He got me extra money for "unforeseen" expenses and such. Great guy. Dying company.

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    5. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is possible that the recruiter shares some if not all of the blame, maybe he said things that he knew were not true just to get the recruiter bonus or met the recruiting target etc. Some post later on down said to contact the head of HR to see whats going on. It's always a good idea to get all sides of an issue before assigning blame.

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    6. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by radtea · · Score: 1

      I've gotten the bait & switch on jobs before (my second day on the job, job responsibilities changed dramatically)

      There's a doctrine called "constructive dismissal" that may apply to cases like this. The idea is that substantially altering job responsibilities without your agreement is like asking you to leave the company. I don't know how it applies in the U.S., but in some jurisdictions it might allow people in the situation to describe to the same benefits as if the company had induced you to join them and then fired you on your second day there.

      In general, a non-adversarial approach to HR is the best route to go in any of these situations. Make it a matter of policy, not politics or personalities.

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    7. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by Nicros · · Score: 1

      In addition to this advice, don't forget you have a certain amount of leverage- they wanted to hire you. It is damn hard to find good people (giving you the benefit of the doubt I will assume you are one of these).

      The people who offered you the position are almost certainly going to be pissed off when they learn that you might have to respectfully decline their offer because someone in HR or relocating is trying to weasel you out of some money. You need to play off this as the OP suggested, only deal with the person who hired you, not HR.

      In my company if this happened, whoever in HR is fucking around with this kind of stunt would get slammed. You cant afford to lose good people because of a couple grand in relocation funds.

      If it were me and they didn't see it this way this isn't a company I would want to work for anyways. The employees aren't thinking about what is best for the company anymore.

    8. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by MollyB · · Score: 1

      Why don't they call it personnel anymore? I suspect it is for the nefarious purpose of quashing any sense of "togetherness" that might be inferred from any euphemism that describes a set of people supposedly working in common cause. Team, crew, gang and personnel indicate membership in a group. On the other hand, "human resources" can mean the folks who rowed the big boats for the Roman Empire, or perhaps the poor wretches who are sent to fight foreign wars.

      Why doesn't my keyboard have a cent-sign above the numbers like my typewriter did? My $0.02, then...
    9. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Changing responsibilities are not exactly bait and switch since responsibilities can change at any job at any time. But if you have a contract to work on X, Y, and Z, and they switch it on you, then thats different. But if you are not hired with someone in writing describing the position you will be working on, then you're on your own.

    10. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Where's my 500 dollars?

    11. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "There's a doctrine called "constructive dismissal" that may apply to cases like this. The idea is that substantially altering job responsibilities without your agreement is like asking you to leave the company. I don't know how it applies in the U.S., but in some jurisdictions it might allow people in the situation to describe to the same benefits as if the company had induced you to join them and then fired you on your second day there."

      Well, I think in most of the US, you work on an "at will" basis. You can be fired at anytime for no reason at all....just not due to sex, race, religion..etc. But, aside from the 'taboo' reasons, you can be let go for any reason, at least for direct employment which really give you no contractual protections such as a contractor might have written into their agreement.

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    12. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by haystor · · Score: 1

      Being fired for something other than cause often carries benefits. Unemployment benefits for one. Severance. If they change the job requirements on you drastically, tell them you'll take your severance and leave.

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    13. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by terrymr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Without a labor lawyer this gets complicated. Generally you are also protected from being fired for excercising any rights given to you by state law. In particular the right to be paid as agreed for the work you do.

    14. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why don't they call it personnel anymore?

      Because in any warfare the idea is to dehumanize the enemy. And YOU ARE their enemy. "Our employees are our biggest expense, we need to minimize this at all costs" - The general manager at the company I work for was overheard saying this in a management meeting.

      You are not a human being in their eyes, just a resource to be used up and thrown away.

    15. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by bitbucketeer · · Score: 1

      > Why don't they call it personnel anymore? Because then it wouldn't reflect the fact that the company considers it's employees to be human resources to be used up and tossed away. As a rule, I keep my stress level low by avoiding jobs that are 100% buzzword compliant.

    16. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Leading to the arrest
      Send me a email from jail and I'll have the money waiting for you when you get out, or you can have it in packs of smokes.

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    17. Re:Talk to the person who offered the package by smartr · · Score: 1

      That sounds right to me... Bypass the HR and talk to someone else in the company to get what you were promised. Talk to the high ups of who you will be working with. If they don't do anything about it, get out of there ASAP... I also advise being unproductive if you're barreled into this situation.

  13. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's that, but an earlier step that's also missing in almost all of these questions is -- did you ask anyone before flying off the handle and coming here? In this case, did you go back to the recruiter and ask him what's going on and whether he can untangle it?

  14. How to deal with workplace issues by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Burn the building down.

    1. Re:How to deal with workplace issues by slashbob22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that you Milton?

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    2. Re:How to deal with workplace issues by RPGonAS400 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burn the building down.

      But don't forget to get your stapler first!

    3. Re:How to deal with workplace issues by Technopundit · · Score: 1

      Steal every red Swingline you can get your hands on.

  15. Uhm by Iamthefallen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While everyone seems to want you to quit, sue, or play hardball, they're not the ones in the middle of it.

    So why not try talking to the hiring manager first? It could be that someone doing the relocation is just taking their duties a little too seriously.

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  16. Speak personally to someone senior by currivan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Call the VP or Human Resources and tell him what happened. Chances are he'll be furious that this is happening and straighten out the recruiter or whomever gave you the wrong information. He'll probably also be able to arrange an exception to give you what you expected, or at least a compromise. No large company would do this as a matter of policy. No one wants employees who feel cheated; they don't work hard and might steal from the company.

    1. Re:Speak personally to someone senior by archeopterix · · Score: 2, Funny
      No one wants employees who feel cheated; they don't work hard and might steal from the company.


      Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
    2. Re:Speak personally to someone senior by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > Chances are he'll be furious that this is happening and straighten out the recruiter or whomever gave you the wrong information

      Chances are he was in on the whole thing and was rubbing his hands together thinking about how many thousands of dollars he had just saved the company--to be funneled directly into his department's holiday party fund.

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    3. Re:Speak personally to someone senior by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty much guessing that he took a job with Comcast and this IS their normal operation procedure. They typically do not know wha the left or right hand is doing, managers will make offers that are outside what HR accepts as normal and never push through the right paperwork to make the exception. I know guys there that after starting work were being paid less than they were offered and it took months to fix.

      Some of the other reasons I left the place.

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    4. Re:Speak personally to someone senior by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty much guessing that he took a job with Comcast and this IS their normal operation procedure. They typically do not know wha the left or right hand is doing, managers will make offers that are outside what HR accepts as normal and never push through the right paperwork to make the exception. I know guys there that after starting work were being paid less than they were offered and it took months to fix.

      Some of the other reasons I left the place.


      Sounds about right. I'm currently in a dispute with comcast and believe this is their standard operating procedure. Basically my home internet was terminated last friday for using too much bandwidth on my "unlimited use for a flat monthly fee" account.

      I'm writing up a blurb on it for slashdot soon. It's not over yet. I've even gone as far as filing complaints with the FTC and contacting "Bill Gephart" on kutv.com/consumer. Unfortunately I can't get DSL, Wireless OR Utopianet.org (thanks to comcast for that last one). It's comcast or a 56k modem. More hopefully soon.

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    5. Re:Speak personally to someone senior by rewt66 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... if you're going to KUTV, you must be local.

      I'm not sure how it would be best to proceed, but you might consider going to the state Attorney General's office. If you want to know how to approach them, I know a lawyer who has worked with and/or for them for a lot of years. You probably don't want to get a lawyer deeply involved (yet), but he might be able to advise you on how to get maximum traction with the AG...

  17. Where are the papers? by mnmn · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, to accept anything and resign from your current job, isn't it reasonable to get that all signed on paper?

    So where are the papers?

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  18. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent Up. Ask A Labor-Law Specialist.

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  19. Look at your offer letter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read your offer letter and what came with it. If it says you get X. You get X. They signed it and sent it to you certified probably, and then they wanted a signed copy back.

    It's a contract. That's what matters. Anything else is just people's lips flapping.

  20. Talk with your hiring manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Explain what you were promised and agreed to as part of the agreement to join the company. Explain what HR told you. Make it his problem.

    If the company does not end up delivering what was promised, DO NOT join that company. DO NOT move your entire life for a company who renegotiated the deal after you accepted it. Even if it wasn't in writing, even if the company might not have even made the offer (maybe it's a contract recruiter talking out of his...?), it doesn't matter. There was a deal on the table, you accepted it, and now after that you're being told, gee, sorry, standard policy, we're not going to honor our end of the deal.

    Don't go to work for a company where there's any question about ethics on day one. Usually it takes a while to decide that a company is crooked or incompetent or disorganized. You haven't set foot there and you're already personally getting screwed by this. That bodes poorly. Joining a company and then immediately leaving looks bad on your resume and can haunt you for future reference checks. If you get a bad enough vibe, don't even go.

    But give the hiring manager a chance to make it right. If he goes to bat for you and gets the problem fixed to your satisfaction, you owe him. But at least you are coming on board knowing that (a) you have a manager who's going to work to take care of you and do what's right, and (b) your company is not so disfunctional that "policy" trumps doing what's right. If he shrugs and says he can't do anything, what do you think he's going to do the next time the company tries to screw you? Your manager's job is to be your advocate, here's a chance to see if he tries to do his job and whether the company lets him.

    So take this as an opportunity to let your potential future employer demonstrate to you their true colors. Think of it as their employer interview.

  21. There's more to this: by Gr8Apes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even if you have it in writing, this first taste of the job is already quite sour. If you do have it in writing, do you really want to work for this company?

    If you don't have it in writing, talk to the person that extended you the original offer. Depending on what they do, you may or may not decide to take it/stay. Make sure whatever you agree to is in writing. Basically, any company that did something like this would be way in the hole and would have to work to keep any reasonable person.

    If you haven't quit your old job, or you gave notice but haven't left and they're really sorry to see you go, indicate you might be interested in staying. This would involve playing the "what can you do for me" game. You certainly don't want to be honest about why you're reconsidering. Say something to your boss along the lines of "I would have liked to have seen project X to completion. It is going to be great!" or something like that. Perhaps they can sweeten your current job and you can both save face and your sanity by "accepting" the offer.

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    1. Re:There's more to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I saw Project X to completion. The monkey dies.

    2. Re:There's more to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Parent has the right idea. I was in a very similar situation, and they made me an offer to stay. The most important thing is to indicate that you like the people and the product.

  22. asdfassdffdsd by DingerX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it's a genuine case of the offers being different, as you say, do not under any circumstances work there unless it is resolved to your satisfaction. Tell them up front. It might be an honest mistake, but it establishes a bad precedent, and sours the relationship from the start.

    So write this out and send it off:

    Dear Big Company,
    I'm afraid the apparent change in conditions of my employment makes it impossible for me to accept the job. While I understand and appreciate that this difference may be an honest mistake, no effort to provide an explanation has been given, and this issue has soured our relationship. While I incur great personal hardship in making this decision at this date, I cannot in good faith accept work for a company that unilaterally changes the terms of my employment.

    If you need to, spend a couple hundred bucks on getting a lawyer to write it up for you.

  23. ... and COMMUNICATE this to them! by mr_luc · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, you describe it as a 'nightmare'. Is this a deal-breaker, or not, for you?

    If it's not, and you'd honestly take the job even without the better relocation package, then your goal is just to try to negotiate, right?

    If it IS a DEFINITE deal-breaker, call them up and tell them that, bluntly but softly: "I'm sorry, but that's what I was promised. I don't want to cause any trouble, but for me right now this is definitely a deal-breaker. Please talk to whoever you need to talk to," get info on how long it will take them to make a decision and arrange to call back, and then call back.

    If it's not a definite deal-breaker but you want to negotiate, the procedure is the same, but use softer wording.

    "Bob, you told me that there was [blah] to help me get there and get going, and they're telling me [blahrg]. I'm just really concerned, and I wanted to let you know where I'm at with this. I'm really excited about coming on board with you guys, and I'm really looking forward to it, but my situation right now is that without an adequate relocation package like the one you described, it just might not make sense for either of us."

    Also, mention to them that there are two ways that this is bad -- first, that the financial hit you'd take from the lower relocation package is enough to make taking the position a lot less attractive. But second, that taking that hit -- a substantial financial penalty -- is enough of a negative for you that it just might not make sense to start off what you *had* hoped would be a long and mutually rewarding career by being asked to take a big financial penalty.

    You didn't quit your job yet, right? You haven't yet taken a dump on your supervisor's desk, right? So you can survive. If your prospective new bosses react to these kinds of reasonable concerns unreasonably, you're better off where you are, so expressing your concerns can only help you.

  24. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go ask a lawyer.

    *looks over previous Ask Slashdots*

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    I can see why this comment was marked "insightful"

    Note: This is intended to be funny. It actually appears that "ask a lawyer" is a reasonable answer to quite a few Ask Slashdots.

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  25. You may not be able to just up and leave by simm1701 · · Score: 1

    Not everyone is in the position to just up and leave. If you have a family, wife, kids, morgage, bills, commitments then you can't risk not being in work for a few months. There is also potential damage to your career, jumping ship too often does not look good on a CV

    In your position I would go back to the agent and tell them the full story, they may be able to get it sorted out for you, though it is unlikely, but otherwise tell them you are back on the market looking for another job - tell the other agencies the same.

    The one reason the agent may be inclined to help is not any altruism on their part, but purely self interest. You quiting doesn't look good on that agency, and agencies are very competative. Also depending how they negotiated the contract the agency may only get their commision (or all of the commision) based upon a certain retention period.

    I wish you the best of luck either way!

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    1. Re:You may not be able to just up and leave by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry about jumping around too much. So long as there's a good reason it's not usually a problem. I've also left a few jobs off my resume completely and simply put "miscellaneous contract positions".

    2. Re:You may not be able to just up and leave by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Also, if an agency gave you bgogus information, be sure to tell then hiring company that their agents are lying. But first, be sure th tell the egency you are going to do that. You may get an offer from the agency to make up the difference. If they do, get the check up front and not on 'reimbursment'; which is code for "WHen you are less motivated to do it and we may still get out of it."

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  26. Don't Forget by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That while many posting here think the company is screwing this person, maybe the fault really lies in the hiring manager. Quite often the hiring manager may make promises or say things they don't have a clue about.

    In any of these questions there are not enough facts to really figure out what happened. Yes, while this person accepting the new job may get screwed don't jump to the conclusion that the company is backstabbing and that the new employee should quit. This just might be some dumb manager who doesn't have a clue--or maybe a smart manager who didn't get the email on what the standard relocation package is now. There is way too much missing information.

    Legally, there may or may not be a contract. You can have a verbal contract which is binding, however, the hard part is proving the existence and details of the contract. Also, the newly hired employee might have a claim for induced reliance--the company induced him to quit his or her old job (maybe, because we really don't know when things happened) and because of that promise of relocation money he is out of a job. There is a potential claim here, but there is so much more that is needed before the new employee heads off to court.

    Like someone pointed out he should go back to the hiring manager and find out if they can do anything. But the real lesson is that you don't quit your old job before you have all the details of the new job worked out first.

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    1. Re:Don't Forget by eltonito · · Score: 1

      I'm also curious if the recruiter was a member of a third party and not a direct representative of the company. That might explain a lot if they aren't reprenting the company and are making assumptions based on prior recruiting.

      The company I work for now relocated me halfway across the country. Weeks after confirming that I had the job, the offer was finalized and delivered to me in writing. It took this long because manager hiring me had to get everything signed off by HR, which seems to be common practice.

      In my experience most companies large enough to offer relocation are wise enough to have the final offer approved before they make it in writing. It sounds like a recruiter or manager was making off the cuff promises that were not yet approved.

      As someone else said, if this is a deal breaker then don't take the job and beg your current employer to let you stay. If it isn't a deal breaker, start negotiating.

    2. Re:Don't Forget by sjamisoRC · · Score: 1

      There is also the possibility that the hiring manager and HR and the relocation department didn't get together on this particular deal.

      The hiring manager may "think" they hired for X job title.
      HR put the new guy through as Y job title and that may be what the relocation people are working from. Y job title pays less than X does.

      Either way it is still "their" problem. I would have the hiring manager contact HR and the relocation people and make sure everyone is working from the same dataset!

      No matter what you signed you still have the right of refusal. There may be consequences, true, but you still have the right to do what is best for your family and career!

  27. Best approach... by pegr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take the job, learn all of their internal systems and processes, steal them blind. Bonus points if you can frame the guy who hired you.

    If you get caught, insist on a management position. You'll likely get it.

    1. Re:Best approach... by powerlord · · Score: 1

      No fair! You must have spied on HP to steal their super secret internal "Management Track" documentation!

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    2. Re:Best approach... by Thirdsin · · Score: 1

      First off, Rofl. Secondly, You sir, are the man... and quite possibly a genius.

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    3. Re:Best approach... by MikeTheMan · · Score: 1

      ...and don't forget to take the red stapler on your way out the door ;)

  28. similar but different by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

    I had a similar situation only it was during the switch of one Government contractor company to the newly awarded contractor. They made small promises of 'educational reimbursement' just to keep me onboard but later made excuses, and finally reneged on those promises altogether. We are not talking about big bucks here. Within two weeks of that realization I had another job and they were left hunting for someone who even had a clue about doing my job. For me it was not a matter of money, but moral principal. I just won't work for anyone who can't be trusted to keep their word. Period. As for my coworkers who did not do anything deceitful, I kept in touch and helped keep them personally out of hot water when they needed it, for the better part of two years. So I do know how long they were looking for a replacement. In the short run the company saved the cost of one semesters course tuition, but in the long run they paid dearly for their shameless deceptive behavior.

  29. It's simple. by rhartness · · Score: 1

    R&D, huh? Easy.

    1. Take the job and suck it up.
    2. Start working on a project.
    3. Make yourself indespinsable.
    4. Feverishly look for work for their competitors.
    5. Dump the company to work for "the other guys" when you land a position.
    6. Profit! (In the form of the sweet feeling of pay back)

    1. Re:It's simple. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      7. Unless you live in California, get sued by the first company for breaking your non-compete agreement.

      Note: I don't agree with non-competes, but unfortunately they do exist and not everyone can have them removed from their employment contracts.

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  30. Run. by GodInHell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Run, don't walk, out the door.

    This kind of bullshit is endemic to a company, if you have to deal with it here, you'll have to deal with it once you get there and start working. This is how you end up stuck in a job you hate, and stuck in the city they moved you to.

    From a contract point of view, his claim is utterly false. It dosen't matter if it's not in writing, since you relied on the promise, it was reasonably foreseeable that you would do so, and this has harmed you - but that means suing your employer. That never ends well.

    Seriously, don't work for these people.

    -GiH

    1. Re:Run. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Run, don't walk, out the door.

      This kind of bullshit is endemic to a company [...]

      Do companies large enough to have HR departments never have any bad employees? Never have communications problems? Never make mistakes? Everybody screws up some time. Don't you think it's worth finding out if it was an abberation?

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    2. Re:Run. by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Do companies large enough to have HR departments never have any bad employees? Never have communications problems? Never make mistakes? Everybody screws up some time. Don't you think it's worth finding out if it was an abberation? Yeah, I left off the leading "assuming you have verified that they intend to break their agreement."

      -GiH
  31. Turn up, start work, but don't sign anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to talking to the hiring manager, you can show up and start working, but refuse to sign all that glop they shove at you the first day or two, until you're given what you're owed. That puts the problem back on them in a big way: you're actually in the building and doing the work, so it would be a huge nuisance for them to find someone else. I did this when someone gave me a job offer and then stuck an unacceptable employment contract under my nose. They pretty much had to make the changes I asked for (which weren't financial), because it would have been too disruptive to fire me.

  32. Relocation Package? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrm.. I can't offer any input there as I have NEVER seen/had a company offer a relocation package... that is "part" of the reason I am still working where I am.

    A look through Monster.com most the jobs have "no relocation" listed on them.

    I would almost say "Be happy you got something!"

  33. After you work it out . . . by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 4, Interesting
    After you talk to the parties involved (recruiter, relocation department, hiring manager, HR) and make a decision to accept or reject the offer, document everything and publish it. If someone clearly wronged you in the process, try to save others from having to go through the same ordeal.


    I will tell you a related story. I was a consultant on an open-ended contract for 2.5 years. The company re-organized and I was given less than two weeks to either take a 30% pay cut or leave. I immediately started looking for other work, but stuck around for a couple of months while I found a new position. The one thing I did do was to calmly, rationally let everyone that was in a similar position know what had happened. After I left, they gave a whole group of consultants (about 20 people) the same ultimatum. Since they were prepared for the new offer from my story, all of them resigned, simultaneously. The company back-pedaled on the ultimatum and allowed those consultants to stay on under their current terms. It was still detrimental to the company, however, because 10 of the 20 left anyway.

    Several of those 20 people thanked me for sharing my troubles because they were better prepared. The details of your experience may help someone else not make the same mistake later. It may even make the business involved change their practices.

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  34. Re:No No No by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    thats simply not true. typical liberal entitlement mentality

    It's wrong to think that you're entitled to something that somebody, reasonably empowered to do so, told you were going to get, in writing? Can you please explain that logic to me? Apparently somebody else agrees with you too, as you're currently +1 Insightful.

    If a liberal mentality means refusing to be screwed over by an employer that can't get it's representatives on the same page with regards your compensation, then I'm happy to be a liberal. I guess conservatives are happy with being compensated at less than the agreed on rate? Or was I simply trolled?

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  35. Re:No No No by _damnit_ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What's not true? There are labor boards in many states who enforce labor laws on your behalf which do not interfere with your tort rights. Stupid troll. When did Rush Limbaugh get mod points?

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  36. lessons learned over time by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

    this is one of the most annoying things you will learn out in the corporate world. the person who actually wants you, will tell you almost anything that he/she thinks you want to hear. I have been burned in the past by taking someone's word, thinking that what they say will become reality. However, burned i became, especially once dealing with corporate.

    so, my lesson for you grasshopper, get anything discussed in writing in your offer, or copies of policies they refer to and you will be much happier.

    This could be an honest mistake by the hiring manager, I'll wager it most likely is, but sadly, the 'corporate' policy is what will win, unless of course, it's in your letter. After being burned, I have held up job acceptances going back and forth numerous times on what some HR people may deem insignificant. What they have lost sight of is that if it means enough to me to bring it up? It is nowhere near insignificant.

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    1. Re:lessons learned over time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is one of the most annoying things you will learn out in the corporate world. the person who actually wants you, will tell you almost anything that he/she thinks you want to hear. I have been burned in the past by taking someone's word, thinking that what they say will become reality. However, burned i became, especially once dealing with corporate.


      you do a disservice by limiting this to a corporate environment.

      unfortunately, it applies equally to personal relationships.
  37. Did you offer letter mention your relocation... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    ...package in detail? If not, you should not have signed it.

    Honestly, this is common sense. If you get an employment offer that does not stipulate the exact terms of your employment and compensation, then you do not sign it. If you did not sign an employment offer or receive one prior to accepting in some other factor, you're naive. I don't say that to sound harsh but to re-align your expectations for business behavior. In all honestly it probably isn't a bait and switch as much as a stupid recruiter and poor communication with the company.

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  38. I had the opposite happen by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

    When I started a job in a different city, I was told that I could only get a certain amount of relocation assistance. I needed to push the envelope of this because my wife couldn't relocate as fast, so I blew my budget on housing instead of on moving expenses. I was frugal with moving costs (I packed myself, etc), and I ended up having a small amount of moving expenses I paid out of pocket.

    When the VP of our group heard I had additional expenses, he said "just continue submitting your receipts." So though I knocked myself out to fit what they said was my budget, they were willing to give me more. I guess the moral is that it never hurts to ask, and it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

  39. Another approach by otacon · · Score: 1

    Maybe they aren't trying to be sinister, maybe the person who made the offer simply didn't know what he could and couldn't offer you, maybe their relocation policy recently changed...it could very well had been an honest mistake...which doesn't make it "ok" by any means, but possibly give the company a chance to confirm their business practices.

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  40. Uh, Hanlon's Razor? by jalbro · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Uh, did everyone forget Hanlon's Razor?

    Make a polite phone call to the person who made the original offer and tell them what happened. Maybe they can straighten things out. If they can't fix it, or they don't admit they promised it, you have learned something useful about a possible future employer with no risk to yourself or reputation.

    -Jeff

    1. Re:Uh, Hanlon's Razor? by NMerriam · · Score: 1
      Uh, did everyone forget Hanlon's Razor?

      Make a polite phone call to the person who made the original offer and tell them what happened. Maybe they can straighten things out. If they can't fix it, or they don't admit they promised it, you have learned something useful about a possible future employer with no risk to yourself or reputation.


      That's exactly the right response. Chances are somebody just didn't inform the other what was going on, and it will all be straightened out in 15 minutes if they really want to hire you.

      I had this happen once, I was offered a salary by the hiring manager and then showed up to sign paperwork with the HR folks. The salary on my paperwork was 75% of what i was told. I said that it was incorrect, we called the manager and he'd just forgotten to let HR know that my salary requirements were higher than his estimate, but that it was fine for their budget.

      They also did a nice job with my relocation package, though again there was confusion in the reimbursement office over some expenses just because they were atypical to be covered for my position. Just because you're a good negotiator or are offered something unusually good doesn't mean everyone who contradicts it is out to screw you, they just don't want to get fired for signing off on an unusually large check until they know for sure it is okay.
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  41. You forgot to add by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That you quit. Right now. They may promise you more money, more women, more booze, anything to make you accept the offer while look for someone else that is "less trouble". Trust me, you don't want to work for them. If they screw you around before you even start, then they will be even worse when you actually turn up. You will probably be miserable there anyway. If you are still unsure what to do, go out for a beer with you new co-workers. After a few drinks, you will be in a much better position to gauge the mood of the workforce. Something tells me it won't be positive.

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    1. Re:You forgot to add by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

      Here's a different view. What if the HR department (or whoever is trying to screw you now) is just a terrible group of people to deal with. You have every right to be upset, but if you've already resigned from your previous position what choice can you make? Make it clear that you're not happy about what happened, brush it off your shoulder and show up to work anyways. YOUR manager and YOUR department may be excellent people to work with, and they may have insights on how to deal with the horrible HR department.

      I think in any case you will feel much better in a month, you're probably shaken right now because changing jobs brings lots of uncertainty with it.

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    2. Re:You forgot to add by GryMor · · Score: 1

      An organization is only as good as the worst employee they 'retain'. A good organization either gets rid of bad employees or sidelines them while they get the nescessary training to be good employees. It may hurt to have a few years where the HR turn over is 200%, but that can often be what it takes to clean up a bad HR department. A company unwilling to clean up it's messes, rots from the inside out.

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  42. Call list by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Step 1. Call your new boss and tell him: 1. The company is refusing to honor the terms of the offer, and 2. If the company does not honor the terms of the offer, your acceptance is rescinded. Wait 48 hours and find out if he has good news for you.

    Step 2. Call the HR Director, tell him you're hopping mad and you expect him to honor the relocation terms specified in the job offer. Wait 24 hours and spend the time tracking down the phone number of the relevant office at the state corporation commission for the state in which you were to have worked. Call and get the name of an actual case worker there. If the HR Director does not have good news, advise him that you have spoken with so-and-so at the state corporation commission and intend to file a fraud complaint.

    Step 3. Beg your current boss to keep you on for a while. You'll still have to find a new job pronto but at least you'll keep the paychecks coming for a while.

    Step 4. Call your would-be boss again. Advise him that you rescind your acceptance of the offer due to fraud on the part of the HR department.

    Step 5. Spend $200 with a lawyer to see if you are entitled to any damages as a result of the company's fraud.

    Step 6. Post a hate-page on the web, but stick to the straight facts so they can't sue you for libel. Step 6 is optional but it feels so good.

    Note that if they refuse to honor the terms of the offer they made you, the job is lost. I know you don't want to give up on it but do yourself a favor: walk away. If they'll screw you this blatently at the front end, they'll screw you far worse down the line when you're already moved.

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    1. Re:Call list by V.+Mole · · Score: 1

      Step 6. Post a hate-page on the web, but stick to the straight facts so they can't sue you for libel.

      They can still sue for libel. If you did stick to provable facts, they probably won't win, but you'll spend a lot of time and money in the meantime. So, while it may feel good, decide ahead of time how much you're willing to pay for that good feeling.

    2. Re:Call list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, by posting a hate page he'll be stuck working for idiots for the rest of his life, because noone with a brain will employ anyone who does that.

  43. Sheeple by Zaurus · · Score: 1

    > what they most need is sheeple

    Sheeple! That's my new word for the day.

    Sheeple: n, people who tend to act like sheep. Contraction of sheep and people. ex. Listen up, sheeple! I want you all working 'til midnight tonight so you can make me look good for the presentation tomorrow.

    Mmmm. Sheeple.

    1. Re:Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

      Which I think makes this a "m'e'e'e'e'e'e to" post.

    2. Re:Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheeple.

      The other multi-ethnic meat.

    3. Re:Sheeple by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      Welcome to 1995, dude...

    4. Re:Sheeple by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I think my new word of the day is email.

      Email: n, electronic mail. Contraction of electronic and mail. ex. Bob, did you get my email with all the blond jokes?

      Mmmm. Email.

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  44. piece of cake by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    1.) Talk to the person that hired you, and the person that you are going to report to.
    2.) Don't send out your resignation letter.
    3.) tell personell you can't afford to relocate without the relocation package deal that you agreed upon
    4.) All else fails, keep your old job, file a small claims suit for the max that you can get, that way a sleezeball
    laywer doesn't get any money.

  45. Re:No No No by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

    thats simply not true. typical liberal entitlement mentality

    Haha, flamebait now. When I saw it, it was at + insightfult.

    Anyway, there's a reason we have written agreements- and the reason is so people don't walk all over them. If that's entitlement, damn right, mark me liberal!
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  46. Get it in writing? by nege · · Score: 1

    You should have been provided with an offer letter detailing the amount of relocation (at least in terms of $$ and vendor) that you would sign. If they did not provide this and the offer was purely verbal then I imagine it would take the form of any other verbal agreement. I used to work in HR and this was standard practice to include the total amount (i.e.: Offer relocation services with Company X not to exceed X dollars over X amount of time). Offer letter should include other details such as annual salary, sign on bonus, benefit plan, retention bonus and annual bonus if applicable.

  47. Guacamole by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about the Guacamole !

    Mumbling to self ... "I'll put Strychnine in the guacamole"

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  48. Other possibility by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Everyone here is assuming the guy is giving an accurate description of what happened. Honestly, I don't know that, I wasn't there. I beleive that he THINKS that is what happened. I also believe that it was discussed and he was told he was getting the standard relocation package.

    But what it comes down to is which person made a mistake:

    A. The recruiting person described the standard package badly or

    B. The employee heard/remembered it incorrectly.

    Without something in writing, the employee may in fact be in the wrong. That is part of the reason why it is so hard to prove in court. For something like a relocation package, I would definitely want a written, signed copy of what was offered.

    If you have that, show it to the relocation guy and say "This is what I was promissed. If I don't get it, I have a valid cause for legal actions. The fact that you have a company policy of ignoring written promisses is neither a legal justification nor is it an ethical act. It will cause the company many problems. Please explain the siutuation to your boss and have him call me back to discuss this extremely important ethical issue."

    If you don't have that, your only hope is to call the recruiter and discuss with them what was originally promissed and any compensation you can get if the recruiter agrees the company has reneged on his original offer.

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  49. It doesn't matter whose fault it is by Rix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The hiring manager was authorized to speak for the company, and they have an obligation to honour his commitments. The proper response to him overstating things is to discipline him, not renege on their commitments.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter whose fault it is by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But legally speaking if the manager exceeded his scope then the company is not obligated to the contract. We really don't actually know who said what to whom and because of that this is just a Slashdot speculation frenzy.

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  50. This is what a friend of a friend of my sister did by crvtec · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I heard about this story where these guys were getting screwed over by their job. So they came up with a plan to steal from the company, but where it would go unnoticed. See, every financial transaction had fractions of a penny associated with it. They take those fractions of a penny and deposit it into their own accounts, through a program that my super elite hacker friend of my sister's friend wrote. I heard they ended up with over a million dollars in a short period of time. True story. I think they even based a movie off of it. Maybe you can do something like that?

  51. Sign before you act by flibuste · · Score: 1

    The relocation package amount is always specified in a contract for a new hire, should he be elligible for such a package. If you did sign it, you knew about the amount. If the amount didn't appear in your contract, you should have known and not sign anything. Unfortunately, it's as simple as that and you should be more careful next time to secure your rear end before doing any move.

  52. Around here, verbal contracts are binding by Medievalist · · Score: 3, Informative

    In Delaware at least, a verbal contract is binding. Legally, the company must honor it.

    The problem is that you have to prove the contract was made, and without a written copy that can be difficult.

    1. Re:Around here, verbal contracts are binding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Delaware at least, a verbal contract is binding.

      That is the case in most jurisdictions.

      The problem is that you have to prove the contract was made, and without a written copy that can be difficult.

      Bingo.

    2. Re:Around here, verbal contracts are binding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verbal contracts are binding.

      In order to prove the contract, it's best to have a written copy.
      Oh, and in order to verify the authenticity of that written copy, both parties should probably sign it, and each have a copy.

      See, with the right precautions, verbal contracts work just fine.

  53. Minimize Your Losses and Develope an Exit Strategy by TrueRock · · Score: 0

    The recruiter probably made an mistake. It is unlikely a recruiting tactic. Communicate you situation to Human Resources in writing. Save copies of all communications. Keep the tone of your communications positive. If you don't have an immediate alternative, figure a way to make a low cost relocation to your new job, and then start looking for a new job immediately. Unfortunately, it is unlikely you have enough evidence to support legal action against the company and/or the recruiter, and even if you do it is probably not worth the time and effort. Try not to make a bad situation worse. Stay positive and friendly as much as possible. Cut your losses and move on to a different company as soon as you can. Put a negative experience like this behind you and concentrate on the future.

  54. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

    Problem is: amount in dispute = X. Lawyer consult = X + a zillion. That is how it always works.
      The deck is stacked, the house always, wins, and as long as you keep that firmly in mind you are never disapointed.

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  55. Better Than Offered by airship · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About five years ago I actually got a relocation package that was BETTER than offered.
    I accepted a promotion with the company I had been with for two years, but in a different city. They offered full moving expenses, days off and travel expenses to look for a place to live, etc.

    Turns out that my wife and I decided to split at that time. Since she got the majority of the household goods (which was totally okay with me), the company agreed to move her to a town that was actually 100 miles further away than my destination, AND reimbursed me for a self-move rental truck for my stuff.

    While the split (and subsequent divorce) were tough, my company's compassionate attitude made an unpleasant experience much less stressful.

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  56. Run while you can... by moorley · · Score: 1

    Hahahaha... No... Seriously.

    If you have a written contract and they contest it, it just makes the offense more aggregious. If they are not willing to honor their terms when they are trying to hire you on, what do you think they'll do when you are hired?

    I'd say if they don't fix it toot sweet you best keep looking. Jobs hardly ever get better when you're hired on, they decline the longer you work. You'd best find out their true face now.

    My current job they welched on my drug test and made me pay for it myself. 3 rounds of wage cuts later.. *SIGH*

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    1. Re:Run while you can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      "if they don't fix it toot sweet"

      You mean "tout de suite". It's french. It means "right away".

    2. Re:Run while you can... by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      Before you cut and run it is always worthwhile to try politely to treat it as if it is an honest mistake and see if they'll make good. The job candidate should email HR and the prospective new manager and politely inform them of the problem, and ask them if they can please take care of it. And while they're at it, they might want to politely let HR know that the candidate would be much more comfortable if HR could please put the terms of the offer, including the relocation terms, in writing, and fax it over. (If you don't have a fax number, sign up with one of the free online services for it.)

  57. Get a lawyer by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It is how companies do things.

    This should only be an issue between your lawyer and HR. It is a bad excuse and an abuse of you to make you an offer and then say "oops sorry are policy doesn't allow for it." It is their responsibility to know and apply there policy. You should not have to baer the burden of there error.
    I ahve been through situations where what was promised got 'superceded' by policy. My lawyer handled each situation with a simple phone call or letter.

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  58. Never ascribe to malice by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

    Yes, talk to the hiring manager. Often, these things are compartmentalized and the occupants of said compartments may have histories you're not aware of -- and your polite "excuse me, but" to one person may result in an immediate burning of the phone lines to everyone as far up to the top as is required to beat the tar out of the moron(s) causing you grief. It doesn't necessarily reflect a systemic flaw in the company, it just identifies one possible idiot in the ranks--one that you may never have to deal with again.

    1. Re: Never ascribe to malice by potat0man · · Score: 1

      I think we all assumed that his coming to slashdot was a statement that he has already tried all blatently obvious routes.

    2. Re: Never ascribe to malice by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      People have been implying that one asshole implies the whole company may be rotten to the core. The likelihood that may not be remotely true is obviously not in fact blatantly obvious to either the OP or about half this thread.

      Perhaps you could enlighten the thread with some earth-shattering insights of your own, Mr. Potato.

  59. Eye for an Eye by digitalamish · · Score: 1

    Start taking boxes of staples and pencils until the amounts even out. If that's not fast enough, look for other ways to waste money anonymously. Egg the building, driving up maintenance fees. Begin to send enormous amounts of unsolicited internal company mailings. Not emails, but those inter company envelopes. Fill them with viagra adds, or photocopies of your butt, and send them to various departments.

    Some times Karma needs a little help, just ask Earl.

    1. Re:Eye for an Eye by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention: "send many hundreds of all-black pages to laser printers all around the company." Use LOTS of toner. Overworked laser printers also may fail altogether when faced with such a load.

      And make sure you fax lots of solid-black faxes to HR, if they have a 'direct print' Fax system. It isn't as nice as the old days, though, when an all-black fax could burn out the thermal stylus on the fax machine.

  60. verbal contract = contract by kcurtis · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I'm pretty sure here in Massachusetts a verbal contract is still a valid contract. Maybe a lawyer can step in and add more or tell me I'm off base?

    1. Re:verbal contract = contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a lawyer, but I did stay at holiday inn express once, in 1995. Business law was after that, but I believe that for a verbal contract to be valid it either needs to be under $100 in value, or there needs to be written evidence that it existed. I've no idea how one would prove in court exactly what the terms were when discussed.

  61. Outsourced relocation? by masouds · · Score: 1

    Most of companies I've worked for/with don't have 'relocation' department; They simply outsource these stuff. chances are that this is a simple/deliberate miscommunication on the side company that does the outsourced job of relocating you.
    Talk to your recruiter about this. Spell it out for him/her; Be completely polite but precise and to the point. It did work for me.

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  62. Here's what to do by yppiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Contact your hiring manager (the person who you're going to work for, not the HR drone) immediately and politely but directly describe the problem. Tell them that the HR person is giving you an offer that is different from what the hiring manager offered, and that you'll be unable to take the job unless the issue is resolved.

    At the same time, tell your current employer that you may be available for contracting.

    If the hiring manager doesn't fix it, or tells you that they can't, then look for work elsewhere. Getting a promise pulled out from you during the *offer* period is surely an indication that you'll get more of this once you're hired, and are less likely to leave. Life's too short to work for a place like that.

    Good luck with this, and remember to be polite but firm, and start lining up other interviews now in case the offer isn't resolved.

    --Pat

  63. I've seen it the other way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had an engineer come work for the company I was at. Moved 1/2 way across the country. About a month later, all hell broke loose becasue he had an offer letter that said his relocation expenses would be covered, but when he turned in the receipts, they were very high.....he never mentioned he had a bunch of prize horses he had to bring along.....

    As far as I know, he got the money...but was fired for "other" reasons about a year later...

  64. So then don't take the friggin job. by timepilot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Listen, if they're screwing you before your first day of work, they're going to continue screwing you once they get you into the job.

    Unemployment does suck, but relocating to a new city with no support system (family, friends, etc.) and into a job where they are doing this kind of thing the first day sucks more. You think you're going to have any kind of job security there?

    -j

    1. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by KermitJunior · · Score: 3, Funny

      with no support system (family, friends, etc.)
      clearly, you're new to ./
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    2. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Is that the Arabic version of /. ?

    3. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by potat0man · · Score: 1

      Unemployment does suck...

      What!?!

    4. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by humphrm · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. Any job that starts this way goes nowhere.

      I started a new job 12 years ago, and since my wife and I had already decided (but not yet acted) on starting a new family, I made sure that their health insurance included full maternity (e.g. hospital & doctor coverage for the birth). Yeah, no problem they said.

      The first day I started, I got a copy of the insurance coverage booklet, wherein it explicitly stated that maternity coverage was excluded.

      So I contacted their HR person, and even had my boss in the room to verify that I was offered health insurance with maternity. She said "no problem, that's not our standard policy, but we'll buy you the maternity". I figured, all was good.

      Nine months later, my wife gets pregnant. I go to the HR lady to get a copy of my maternity policy, and she says "Oh, wow... you jumped the gun! We haven't bought it yet. Now this pregnancy will probably be excluded as a preexisting condition." I haggled. I argued. I did everything I could think of. No dice.

      What I should have done was quit.

      About a year later, I was layed off. It turns out the owner was trying to sell the company, and had lied about material financial data. The company cancelled the deal to buy his company, and instead bought the software company that he was a reseller for, and cancelled his franchise. This left the guy with no business. Their lie to me was endemic and was the same sort of situation that led to my eventual RIF.

      These places that play fast and loose with employees never amount to anything. If they're lying to you, they're lying to everyone, and eventually it will catch up to them and you will be caught in the middle. Get out now, while you can.

      Better yet, take the job. Let them pay your reloc., no matter how cheap. Sock away enough money to go back home. Get a new job in your hometown, and after they've got you all settled in your new home, quit and move back home.

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    5. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by jcr · · Score: 1

      It turns out the owner was trying to sell the company, and had lied about material financial data.

      This doesn't surprise me at all. In my experience, dishonesty is pervasive if it's present at all. I've never heard of any company that only lied about little things.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:So then don't take the friggin job. by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Hey! HoTPaNts69 and ubergamer223 are people too!

  65. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by masterzora · · Score: 1

    Note: explaining the joke makes it unfunny. If you would have just kept it without the note, some mod points would be in order.

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  66. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. Thank you Dr Cynicism by Monkeyboy4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the company does react that way, then he is better off not working for them.

    I know I may come across casual and naive, but years of experience working in and with companies has told me that if they are screwing you at day 0, then every day from that point forward will be misery. In a way, your cynicism is well placed - something is wrong here. But to roll over and present your genitalia without stating something just screws you in the long run. Better to have a clear contract upfront and know where the lines are, instead of having some bureaucrat use their discretion.

    The thing is, there are people and places that are fully above-board. Even in corporate America. Even corporations. The problem is when people use their psychological contracts instead of real contracts. Business is business,and you should never expect more than a written contract asserts. If all you have is someone's word, you don't have anything. If their word is truly good, they won't have a problem writing it down.

  68. Why are you even asking this? by DrVomact · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm surprised you're even bothering to ask advice about this situation--it seems like a no-brainer to me.

    Moving across the country to accept a new job involves significant risk. You are taking a leap into the unknown. You might decide that you really hate your new location, or that you can't find a place to live at a price you can afford. You might find that the job is not to your liking, that your boss is an abusive jerk, or any of a long list of other possible negatives. Plus there is the possibility of financial loss, and the certainty of high stress involved in making any geographical move. If you have a family, the risks and stress become much greater.

    The only factor to counterbalance all these negatives is your faith in your new employer: you are trusting them to deliver on the promises they made to you with respect to your job duties and working conditions--and with helping to compensate you for the financial cost of moving, as was promised to you.

    The key word here is trust. Sometimes, you just have to go with your gut instincts, and trust people. But trusting people whose actions show a lack of good faith is a dumb thing to do; it's like asking to be abused.

    It may be that the headhunter knowingly made false promises to you so that he could get his commission. But the headhunter represents the employer, not you--he is their agent. Depending on exactly what happened, the employer may very well have a moral obligation to keep the headhunter's promise to you--but even that isn't the heart of the issue. The bottom line is this: if these people really wanted to hire you, then they would go out of their way to make you happy, to make you feel good about taking this job. They haven't done that, have they?

    As for legalities, like "get it in writing, stupid", they're irrelevant in a situation like this. A deal is a deal, whether it's written on paper or spoken. If the other party breaks the deal before you've made any real investment in it, walk away. It really doesn't matter if the law is on your side or not. The law won't buy back wasted time, suffering or broken marriages. This is not a legal matter, it's a matter of common sense.

    I hope you don't feel any moral obligation to take this job. You have been released from any such obligation by their show of bad faith. Write a letter to the employer's HR department telling them politely that you are refusing their job offer and why; be sure to cc it to the CEO and the headhunter.

    I hope you haven't already given notice to your present employer. If you have, do anything you must to get them to let you stay. Chances are that you are a valuable employee, and they will be glad you're not leaving.

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  69. renegotiate salary is also an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also consider that you had accepted the offer based upon false information, so you can decide to go back and renegotiate a new contract or just withdraw completely. It might be easier for them to just give you more money in salary or vacation or something rather than to deviate from some standard relocation package policy. Be flexible.

    Say you are being stiffed $5000 in relocation expenses, then just see if they will give you a new offer for that much more in salary. Leave your intentions vague. If they just say no, then you have to decide if it is worth it to you just as you decided with the original offer, which is now effectively less than you thought it was. In any case, you accepted the offer based on the false information they provided you so you can withdraw.

    Could be an honest mistake, which you should give them the benefit of the doubt on, but the fact of the mistake certainly gives you enough leverage to renegotiate parts of your contract or to withdraw from the accepted offer.

    My guess is that they will not budge on the relocation expenses, but might on salary unless you squeezed every last penny from them in the first place or unless they have terribly rigid salary structures for particularly defined positions.

    But as the previous post said, you have to decide what it is worth to you.

  70. Ask for the policy in writing by sunset · · Score: 1
    The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes.

    This is an obvious lie. It's equivalent to having a company policy that calls for blowing off legally binding contracts (and verbal contracts are legal). Ask for a copy of the policy in writing. They won't be able to provide it.

    Here's the other thing. If you tread lightly here, you'll be forever branded by management as a fool who is easily manipulated. Tell the relocation manager in no uncertain terms that you do not appreciate his trying to "play" you. If you waffle on this, you'll have little to look forward to with this company.

  71. Dude got screwed by a large company..... by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 0

    in other news, snow is cold.

    I don't see why 1)anyone is surprised that a large company is unorganized, and 2)suggest to get Johnny Cochran's spirit to sue the pants off of these unscrupulous folks.

    Here's an idea: chaulk it up to a lesson learned. No harm , no foul. Next time the submitter may be more careful.

  72. Your hosed by CharlieG · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless you were given a specific offer in writing, including the details of the relocation offer, your hosed. The verbal agreement is worth exactly the paper it's printed on

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    1. Re:Your hosed by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Do you mean "your hosed" or "you're hosed"? Some hosed are bigger than others.

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    2. Re:Your hosed by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      yeah, I make that typo all the time - you're... Gad, I HATE when I do that, and I KNOW better

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    3. Re:Your hosed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yeah, I make that typo all the time - you're... Gad, I HATE when I do that, and I KNOW better
      This is off-topic, but thanks for owning up to it. So many people get defensive about that sort of stuff. It's just silly.
  73. not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I will comment on this from the other side. The situation may not be hostile, but may indicate lack or resources. The end result is that you may still take the job, but realize that the financial promises may be significantly reduced. Depending on your reasons for taking this job, you may therefore wish to pursue other avenues.

    So here is the story. At one time I was working with a non profit to attract professional leadership. After reviewing several candidates, we chose one and negotiated an offer. Due to lack of resources, we lowballed all the numbers, reducing the numbers on a daily basis as the costs mounted. In the end we barely covered moving expenses and offered a ridiculous first year salary. We got away with this because of the job marker, but also promised more money as it became available. This money, or course, never fully materialized.

    The reality was that the resources never materialized for this position, and there was never any realistic expectation that such resources would develop, and the promises though couched in modifiers, were nevertheless disingenuous. This may be the best case scenario for your situation. The job may be good, the firm might be good, but if the motivation is money I suspect it will not be maximized.

  74. Please tell me you got the offer in writing ... by wjeff · · Score: 2, Informative

    prior to telling your current employer you were leaving, if you did get the offer in writing then it is a non-issue, i doesn't matter what their policy is, they made a legal and binding promise of intent, get a lawyer.

    And by the way, you might want to reconsider going to work for a company where they are that incompetent and/or dishonest.

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  75. Ask for the difference as a signing bonus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relocation is just that, money to cover relocation. It is actually taxed differently. Because it is taxed differently, they cannot pay you more than it costs you to relocate. HR knows this, your hiring manager might not. It is non-negotiable. It is federal law.

    However, if you just take the whole amount as a 'Signing bonus' it'll be taxed at normal rate and you'll just have to deduct relocation from your taxes separately.

  76. Re:No No No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a troll. Ha Ha

  77. Please consider by jbertling1960 · · Score: 1

    Before you go to work for this company, please consider that employees typically must sign a contract agreeing to stay with a company for a specified period or repay all or a portion of company paid relocations expenses.

    You can't just cut and run as so many here have suggested.

  78. I had a similar experience by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was an IT services company. Except I was already at the job site when they pulled their magic now you see it, now you don't act. But it was my mistake because they told me they would "help" with relocation. Turned out their definition of help and mine were quite different. That was the same job the customer described the "intent" of making the job permanent. In this case the road to a hellish job in a hell hole of a town was paved with helpful good intentions.

    The others telling you this is a big, red flag are absolutely correct. If it starts out bad, there's nowhere to go but down, especially if this is a company renting you to another company. You will have endless niggling disagreements because they're squeezing you on one side and the customer on the other. The customer will always be expecting you to pay the tab, and in disagreements with your employer the policy will always be on their side. Besides, it's a cheap chisel and if you roll over on this they're going to keep chipping away at your hide.

    Go back to your current employer, tell them you changed your mind and wanted to give them first chance before putting them through the expense of finding someone new and yourself through the expense of finding another job.

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  79. doesn't matter if HR signed off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming out of school I received an offer from IBM, a company that would certainly meet your criteria of "large-enough" and which is well-known for having plenty of bureacracy in place to make sure they cross all their legal t's and dot all their legal i's, via letter directly from the HR department. No way would IBM let anyone except HR make a job offer.

    Nevertheless, several weeks after I started working the HR department sent me an email to say they were changing the offer terms because they had failed to read both my resume and the extensive application forms I had filled out before they made the offer and were only just noticing that I did not have a degree that I had never claimed to have but which IBM internal policy required of everyone in the job they hired me for and which I was already doing.

    (no, it wasn't a technical writing position. ha ha.)

    The moral is: it is exactly those companies which are large-enough to have a big HR department which are dumbly-bureacratic enough ("procrustean") to go to the gates of heck to give stupid rules priority over legal contracts since they're also paying enough to permanent-staff lawyers to drown you if you try to make them adhere to the contract's terms.

  80. Verbal agreements are legally binding by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    > Was the offer made in writing? If so, they are obligated to honor it

    They are legally obligated to honor the agreement, even if it was verbal. Of course, if it is verbal, they can deny the agreement was ever made. The trick is to get them to admit (in writing) that there was a verbal agreement in the first place.

  81. It's a lucky break. by DCFC · · Score: 1

    You've actually been done a sevice by this screwup.
    This is a clear example of bad faith and high handedness. God alone knows what they'll do to you once you sign up.
    I'm a pimp for banks, and if one did this to a candidate, I would already be working my way up the management chain, what's yours doing ?

    You need to find a different job at a better company, you can't trust these jerks. A bit of naming and shaming would be a service to us all. One thing that's worth remembering is that for a hiring manager recruitment is a tedious time consuming business that you don't want to repeat if you don't have to.

    You may want to give your new boss one that is exactly one chance to sort this out.
    But personally, I'd run, not walk away.

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  82. eCharge Failed by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    I signed on with eCharge in the Fall of 2000. They promised the moon, even the VP that interviewed me told me everything was fine. They paid for my move from Boise to the Seattle area.

    On the day my wife was closing on the sale of our house in Boise (Jan 2001), employees were in a conference room in Seattle being told the company was shuttering its doors retroactively to the beginning of our Christmas vacation.

    A few months later, the relocation company that did my relocation, approached me for the cost of the move, corporate apartment (I had been in it for 30 days), shipping, real estate search, etc. I told them to go jump. They told me they would sue.

    At the mention of that word, I realized, it's good to have a brother who is a lawyer. We crafted a nice letter informing the group that their contract was with eCharge, not me. My contract was with eCharge. So, in essence, we were both screwed by eCharge. That shut them up. I didn't hear from them again, and they went out of business. A collection agency trying to collect from them, called me, they got the same response. A year later, Mayflower shipping called me trying to collect from me. They got the same response. While I came out of it o.k., it cost me a year and a half of BS.

    GET IT IN WRITING AND MAKE THEM STICK TO IT.

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  83. Microsoft Licensing / BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better yet, take the job, and find out how badly they are out of compliance with their Microsoft software licenses (pretty much all big companies are... some quite largely so) and then squeal on them so they get a BSA audit. One of my former employers got busted shortly after I left them (nope, it wasn't me who ratted on them, it was another co-worker) and Microsoft, the BSA and Informix all showed up one day with three US Marshalls and a federal search warrant. I heard it cost them almost $200K to get right with their software licenses. Within 18 months after that, the company was bankrupt and being liquidated by their creditors.

  84. it's called "estoppel" by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    They made a promise, which you relied on, to your detriment. Ask them if losing a lawsuit supersedes their internal relocation policy.

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  85. Easy as pie! by Mullen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is such an easy solution

    1) Talk to your recruiter and find out what is happening. This could just be left hand doing something that right hand does not know about. If you don't get this resolved how you want it to be resolved, don't take the job. There is plenty of work out there for people who want to work and have skills. Recruiters and HR in general hate it when this happens. When Amazon.com moved me and the moving company screwed up and I asked my HR rep what to do. They made me sit down and tell them everything about the move so they could contact the moving company and get it resolved. To quote them, "If they screw up your move, we're not happy because you are not happy and we also paid them."
    2) Do not act on or believe anything that anyone is saying until you have the written contract to sign. Read it, understand it, don't quit your job until you have signed this and sent it back and the recruiter says they have it. Make it clear that you will not take the job until you get the paper work. Make a copy of everything for your records.
    3) If they still screw you over, then you don't have to stay there. You may just work one year and then find another job. The company will lose in the long run because they will not be able to hold top talent. Your life does not begin nor end with a job. Trust me, this will hurt the company in the long run much more than it hurts you.
    4) Move on with your life no matter what happens. If you get screwed over, then just suck it up and move on. Don't be bitter and don't hold a grudge (Although, you might suggest to others in the industry not to work there). Just move on with your life and enjoy it.

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  86. Not that simple... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    These relocation packages typically include a clause that state; if you leave within a year, either voluntarily or due to termination, they can demand you repay all relocation monies.

    I'm in that boat right now, I even have another offer on the table, but I have to wait.

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    1. Re:Not that simple... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what exactly can they do to get you to repay the relocation money? Suppose this guy just went ahead and took the (lower) relocation amount, then called up and said, "screw you guys, you tried to screw me on the relocation payment, so I quit! You want the money back? Sue me!". Would the company really bother paying all the legal costs involved for this? The legal costs for a lawsuit like this are usually quite substantial, probably more than the $5k or whatever they're giving this guy for relo.

  87. A matter of contract by Anthony · · Score: 1

    IANAL, however for a person or department to contradict what transpired as part of your employment negotiations is effectively a breach of contract. If it isn't in writing, then it is difficult to enforce it. You ARE right to call it "bait and switch".

    I have meekly accepted similar things in the past as I really wanted a particular job. It did however diminish the level of trust I had for that organisation which compounded into further problems down the track. It is important to discuss this matter with whoever hired you and make sure they are aware of this injustice. How you do it is up to you, but my approach would be polite and frank.

    Good Luck

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  88. Re:This is what a friend of a friend of my sister by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    Same thing also happened to British Rail quite a while back. It went on for a couple of years until someone noticed the missing half penny on their payslip and actually bothered to complain to payroll about it.

  89. More or less by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

    I had this more or less happen to me after hurricane Katrina. Chalk it up to youthful ignorance. I was sitting in Houston after the hurricane when my boss and his boss called me and asked me if I would go to Atlanta temporarily. They told me to keep all of my receipts for fuel/moving expenses becuase they would pay for the relocation, AND they would see what they could do to get me some money from the relief fund our company set up in order to help me replace anything that may have been lost. Of course, I agreed. I was happy to still have a job, and they could have just as easily told me to move without any sort of moving expenses if I wanted to keep my job.

    Long story short, corporate was dragging their feet about the whole deal, and it got to the point where I either had to start paying rent at my place in New Orleans again, or find one in Atlanta and move my stuff out there. I litereally had ~2.5 weeks to find an apartment in Atlanta and arrange to have everything moved in to it, which wasn't easy considering every moving company in New Orleans was booked solid. It was only several weeks after I had moved that I was told that my company would not, in fact, pay my moving expenses per se and that all I would receive was a nominal ammount from the relief fund. It didn't even cover the cost of the moving company, let alone meals, gas, hotel, etc. Several weeks later I was also told that Atlanta didn't warrant a cost of living upgrade either, despite the client I was working for deciding otherwise for their employees who came from New Orleans.

    Basically, I felt like I got used. They'd been trying to find somebody else for the Atlanta office, and they managed to get an already trained and knowledgeable employeee at no extra cost to them. (The relief fund was funded by employee donations.) I stuck it out longer than I should have in Atlanta. It took a long hard look at my financial situation for me to realize that they weren't doing me any favors, so I quit. I did have a "wage increase" discussion with my manager when I put in my notice, but when he told me that the best they'd be able to do is a few percent, I basically told him not to bother. When your rent alone has gone up by nearly $4000, an extra $1000 a year just isn't going to make a huge difference.

    Anyway, I learned my lesson: to be sure I got it in writing the next time I was offered any sort of relocation package.

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  90. Renegotiate by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Assuming you haven't quit your current job. You need to got back to whomever made the initial offer, get things in writing and renegotiate salary and benefits based on what the relocation manager told you.

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  91. I am in Philly by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I live in the Philadelphia area and put nothing past companies that operate in and around said area. Don't get me wrong, Philly is a great place to live with access to activities, but the corporate culture in the area, in a word, sucks. I have been the victim of unscrupulous recruiting. In fact, after an interview, a recruiter told me I had the job and gave me directions to the client and even told me the date and time they were expecting me. So, I showed up. Apparently, they were not expecting me at all and I got an unwelcome escort off site from security despite having done nothing threatening or wrong. Upon contacting the recruiter, all he did was apologize half-heartedly. I asked to speak to his supervisor, got his voicemail, and he never returned the call. Finally, two days later, I found out from the branch manager of recruiting agency that my recruiter had surrepitiously quit. I had spent money and time to travel to center city three times for different interviews. The scrupulous contracting company would have offered me some money in terms of compensation. I asked the branch manager what had happened and his feeble explanation was a mistake had happened. I asked for one week's compensation from the contract and he laughed and terminated the phone call. Proceed carefully my friend, for your move is longer distance and be wary!

    1. Re:I am in Philly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the Philadelphia area and put nothing past companies that operate in and around said area. Don't get me wrong, Philly is a great place to live with access to activities, but the corporate culture in the area, in a word, sucks.

      "Philadelphia lawyer" has its own phrase for a reason...

  92. reflections by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it does reflect badly on them. In fact, it's a huge warning sign. If this company treats prospective employees this way, imagine how crappy it will be to work there.

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    1. Re:reflections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Two things:

      It is a little unclear if it was the recruiting agency that is being shady, or the company itself. If it is the recruiting agency, maybe you can shake it off (while still being pissed about eating those costs). However, if the company itself is being shady, I would continue looking for another job, either while you are at the new place, or just staying where you are.

      This is a BAD sign of things to come. I am interviewing right now, and I have a test I give to companies I interview at. I give them a very reasonable salary range 10k wide, but if they don't come in at the highest end of it, I don't accept the offer. Why? They either didn't like me enough to really want me on the team (I might just be filling a seat needing to be filled), or they are cheap, and every salary negotiation you are going to have in the future is going to be a battle, and similar to squeezing water out of a rock. The market, at least in my niche of the software world is very good, and I can afford to do this. I also take the risk that by not reaching a little bit, I might be cutting myself short by 5-10k or so, but I make a comfortable living as it is.

      Remember the company is getting interviewed also. That interview continues until you are sitting in their chair. If during the interview they offered you a free coffee and then charged you for it on the way out, would you even consider working there?

    2. Re:reflections by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is an interesting thread, with good advice, because I don't recall having anything in writing about relocation in my offer, but it would have been good to have been on the ball about it. That was over 10 years ago, I really can't remember _anything_ about my offer. However, the company took care of it all (even added cash up front. Not an advance, just extra cash to get me through the transition, it was a pleasant surprise) AND it was a great place to work.

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    3. Re:reflections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a problem with a relocation doesn't mean that the company is going to screw you. Most of the time, departments within a company, especially within a large company, don't all have the same policies. I work for a large engineering firm, and even the policy and staffing differences just between software engineers and systems engineers is totally different. And when I go outside of my little operating group within the company, I don't even recognize the job titles anymore even though they are for the same position that I'm in. Hell, some parts of our company even bid against other parts for the same job. Point is that you can assume that just because some asshole in the relocation departement gets away with making stupid rules and taking advantage of employees, that it will happen elsewhere in the company.

    4. Re:reflections by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I am interviewing right now, and I have a test I give to companies I interview at. I give them a very reasonable salary range 10k wide, but if they don't come in at the highest end of it, I don't accept the offer
      Blimey. If I went to a job interview and told them I was expecting a salary between £40,000 and £50,000 (or whatever) I'd be amazed if they offered more than £40,500. If I wanted or expected £50,000 I would ask for it.

      Maybe it's because I work in finance and not software development.

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    5. Re:reflections by Ham_belony · · Score: 0

      If you are very sure about getting the position you indeed can set a salary that you would like to change for. But if you don't have that option, people tend to get something in between and ending up on the lower end of the range. But if you have the luxury to ask what you want, you go for it.

    6. Re:reflections by boinger · · Score: 1

      I once interviewed at Bank of America (actually NationsBank at the time) only because I got to interview in the Sears Tower. I thought "No WAY is a bank going to hire someone like me (piercings, tattoos, no tie...)". I left the interview with my impression completely flipped over -- it seemed like a really cool place where, yes, I would stand out, but not in a negative way (I felt out-of-place, but it wasn't like they were hostile towards me). They called me two days later offering $10K *more* than the top of my range! They said "We felt you were perfect for the team and we know you've been interviewing at a few places, so we wanted to make sure that if you liked the position here it wouldn't come down to a decision based on salary." That place rocks.

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  94. Deal breakers by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    If it IS a DEFINITE deal-breaker, call them up and tell them that, bluntly but softly: "I'm sorry, but that's what I was promised. I don't want to cause any trouble, but for me right now this is definitely a deal-breaker. Please talk to whoever you need to talk to," get info on how long it will take them to make a decision and arrange to call back, and then call back.

    And you forget to mention that, although taking this position may require some courage, he also has a pretty good hand to play. People who have been offered a job and are feeling excited and grateful and are hoping everything goes their way and don't want to blow it often forget one important thing: HIRING PEOPLE COSTS MONEY.

    If they have made it through the process of interviewing candidates for long enough that they want to offer you a job, that probably means that a whole bunch of senior level managers have taken time out of their days to look at candidates' resumes, talk to them on the phone, talk to them in person, talk amongst themselves. All that time is time they didn't spend doing their real jobs. What's more, they have a whole HR department whose salaries are spent on exactly this kind of hiring-and-firing stuff, every day. This money is all ALREADY SPENT, whether they hire you or not.

    So, after all that effort and money is spent and they make you an offer, they probably actually want to hire you. You shooting down their offer is the last thing they want to hear. They want this process over with, already. "Let's get this guy on board, pronto." So it may not seem like it when you're sitting at home hoping the job really does come through, but if you've made it this far in the process, you actually do have a pretty good negotiating leg to stand on.

    But if you don't ... if it seems like they're playing "hardball," or moving around the terms of the deal ... then it may be a clue that you didn't negotiate particularly good terms to begin with. They might have looked at a few different candidates and decide you were the low-rent option, the one they could push around. And, to echo advice that dozens of people have posted here already, that's probably not the kind of job offer you want to accept, anyway.

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  95. Work with your hiring manager... by stmfreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... especially if you were wise enough to insist on the relo package details in the written job offer. Remember, if it's not in writing, it's not yours.

    Your hiring manager is your champion. They are the one that justified your extravagant salary to the higher-ups. They are the one that made HR find you. They are the one that wants you and not those other scrubs that applied and even interviewed. They know the ins and outs of their company and can get the right wheels greased in seconds. Just give them a call and tell them there is a snag on their end that you would appreciate some help with.

    Be reasonable, but firm and insist that they correct this and stick to the agreement or you are going to be in a very awkward position. While already quitting your current job may make it feel like you've lost leverage, you are still in a strong position because you haven't started working with the new company yet--they don't want to lose you! Especially over something they already said you could have.

    As a regular hiring manager, I've seen my share of great candidates get lost because of HR's mistakes. One of my peers lost a great candidate because HR stood too firm on the salary offer, when he called the candidate to find out what happened he discovered that they guy only needed $2K more to say yes!! For some reason, HR failed to discover this and had too much ego to make the deal happen, sending this hiring manager back into the process over $2K.

    Call your new boss, he'll sort it out. If he doesn't, walk--you didn't want to move anyway.

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  96. it's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do not take this job, if you can possibly afford not to.

    What every reply so far is missing is the part about "they have a policy that the relocation policy supersedes any offer". If they *have a policy* about it, this is common and is probably done intentionally to sweeten the offer.

  97. Sounds like you have the answer in the offer... by Corrupter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, it is common practice in large companies.

    However, you are in luck!

    It sounds, from your description of the offer, that they included details of the relocation package in the offer. Which means you have it in writing. Which means it is a contract. Which means that you should tell the HR person that you have already accepted the job, which means that you have accepted the terms of the contract the offered.

    You have the option of telling them that they will honor the terms of the contract, or you will sue them for the difference plus attorney's fees. Also add that you have every intention of honoring your part of the contract by continuing to work there, and if they try to fire you for filing suit, you will sue them again for wrongful termination, damages, and attorney's fees. Make sure the Recruiter and your new boss know of your intentions to hold them to the contract by legal force if necessary.

    It is that straight forward. Good Luck.

    1. Re:Sounds like you have the answer in the offer... by DaMattster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, Pennsylvania is an At Will state. This means a company can pretty much terminate you for any reason and do so legally. However, if one can prove a hostile work environment, they have a valid lawsuit on their hands. Despite nothing grossly negligent, I once sought retribution for being laid off and no lawyer would take it because of the "At Will" clause. The lawyer told me I would have a chance if it were a hostile work environment.

  98. READ PARENT AND MOD UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JUST DO IT

  99. That doesn't seem to be the case by Rix · · Score: 1

    Offering a relocation bonus is certainly within the scope of a hiring manager. However, I wasn't really referring to legal obligations, but to moral ones. It doesn't seem wise to relocate for a company already pulling shenanigans.

  100. Careful about taking the job.... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    I posted this earlier, but typically, they have a clause in the relocation contract that says if you leave within a year you have to pay back all relocation monies. I.e. you won't be able to start job-hunting "immediately". Besides that, you don't want too many "job-hops" on your resume either.

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  101. Just wait 20 minutes... by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    and Google will open up a new data center near you, and they're hiring like crazy this year, or so said a recent /. posted article. Problem SOLVED!1!!

    Your welcome!

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  102. Dont work for them, even if they offer to pay up. by LibertineR · · Score: 1
    The relationship is soured.

    If they give you what you want, there will be resentment effecting you in ways you cant imagine coming from people who can fuck you from the shadows.

    If you accept less, you will have the very same resentment. Just count your losses and move on.

    This happened to a friend of mine, who had his offer signed and in writing, and was able to force the company to pay him the cost of relocation in cash, even though he raised such a stink that they no longer wanted him.

    No substitute for paper. No paper, no job. Consider it a lesson well learned and find something else.

  103. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lawyer? What good is that going to do? All the lawyer is going to do is try to take every penny you have.

  104. Was the relocation spelled out in detail? by pvera · · Score: 1

    If you were handed over an offer letter, and the relocation is spelled out in detail, then that is a binding document and you can push harder. If it isn't, you are screwed.

    Actually, you are screwed regardless of the outcome:

    1. It was spelled out in the letter. You raise a stink, which gets you singled out as the new asshole that would not stick with the program. You won't last a year.
    2. It was not spelled out in the letter. Pwned. They don't owe you jack squat. You are now singled out as the new asshole that was making things up when he got hired. You won't last a year.
    3. It was spelled out, you stop whining about it. This sets a bad precedent for them to do it again and stick it to all new hires.
    4. It was not spelled out, you stop whining about it. You are now the boy that cried wolf. Same outcome as #2 but it may pass.

    The end result is you'll get screwed regardless, and your new coworkers may or may not hate your guts. This is of course too late for you, but what about others about to jump ship (we like to call it "Operation Bail the Fuck Out" or BTFO):

    An offer letter is a legal instrument. These things usually spell out in great detail:

    1. what you are to do
    2. who to report to
    3. salary/rate criteria
    4. medical coverage
    5. disability coverage
    6. full time status
    7. location of work
    8. overtime criteria
    9. bonuses
    10. performance appraisals
    11. relocation
    12. education benefits
    13. liability
    14. IP credit
    15. At will employment clause
    16. drug testing requirements
    17. financial disclosure requirements
    18. NDAs
    19. Covenants to not compete
    20. company property disclaimer

    Etc.

    A well written offer letter basically says "thanks for considering us, we are delighted to offer you a position as a [whatever] for [salary] ..." followed with a few paragraphs explaining the things I listed above. The offer letter is sometimes handed with an addendum with the rest of these things, and you return both signed when you accept the job.

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  105. That's been illegal since the 16th century by davecb · · Score: 1

    They offered, you accepted, they tried to change the deal.

    That kind of behavior, and the resulting breach of the "King's Peace" when you whacked them over the head with a sword was the reason the 16th-century "Statute of Frauds" became part of English Law.

    Previous to that only thing the King cared about was direct Murder, Assault or Battery.

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  106. Honestly... by The+Neck · · Score: 0


    The only questions you have here is how bad you want the job?

    If you did not want it pretty bad you would be barking at them about the very thing you asked. I mean, be honest with yourself do you want the job bad enough to forgo the relocation money or not? If you want the job that bad, they will give the you howdy HIHO when ever they want because they know they have you bent over the couch. If you stick to your guns you might get labeled as a trouble maker, but at least you are not taking it on the chin.

    I would, in your case would simply write back what you are will to accept as an offer and see what they say. Just be willing to walk away.

    The Neck.
    .

  107. DO NOT accept this offer by The+Mutant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is an indication of how messed up the place is; you're caught up in internal politics / disputes before day one.

    Imagine how it will be on day two, month six, year one. It can only get worse.

    Decline. And do them a favour - do it in writing, and tell them why.

  108. Get a Lawyer by ratboy666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An accepted offer cannot be treated this way. Here's why:

    You are entitled to the compensation in the offer. Anything less is "substantive dismissal".

    You can now NOT work for the company, and receive ALL benefits for a period of at least your probation. Settle out for three months of salary, and all (potential) relocation expenses, signing bonus, etc.

    Since you are now entitled to this much, the offer on the table is: (1) you are going to be a nice guy, and accept the original offer, or (2) will accept a payout, or (3) will take a higher signing bonus (to pay for your unanticipated legal expenses), and take the offer.

    The ball is in your court.

    This is not legal advice -- talk to your lawyer.

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  109. This is a slashdot troll... from slashdot I'd bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on - too well worded to be submitted by most "Anonymous Cowards", not enough information to actually get a real useful discussion, but enough information to spruce up a slow news day.

    I'm really starting to hate Slashdot.

  110. Don't walk... RUN!!!! by another_drone · · Score: 1
    Having done a relocation with my wife's company, you see how the HR department really works. And if you think it's important with day to day, it's doubly so with a relocation.

    And based on what has happened with respect to your offer, I would seriously question the integrity of the HR departement.

    Keep in mind, you will have to deal with HR at some point. Be it for promotions, pay raises, or even unhappiness with you desk location. Additionally, should you have more serious issues like not enjoying your assignment or your boss turns out to be a jerk, you will be completely dependent upon their HR department for handling these issues.

    It sounds like you will be dealing with a less than diligent (and possibly unscrupulous) HR. To some extent, HR is a reflection of the upper level management. So you should not expect much different from upper level management.

    Don't walk... RUN!!!

  111. Basic Rules of Development Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    20+ years development says...

    1. Never work salary, hourly only.
    2. Never quit a job until you have another offer, in writing, specifying ALL the details.
    3. Never let on you are going to quit a job until actually giving notice.
    4. Never let on to recruiters that you don't have other offers.
    5. Never trust a recruiter. It's not personal, it's business.
    6. Never stay with a company out of loyalty, they won't return the favor.
    7. Never argue about insignificant development details.
            They want it red, it's red. Now yellow, it's yellow. Back to red, no problem (see #1).
    8. Good develeopers don't get promoted, a development 'career' usually ends with...development.
    9. Can't find a decent job? Take a low paying (hourly) contract and keep looking.
    10. Never spend more than 65% of what you are making.
    11. Work 1099 or corp to corp whenever possible. Tax benefits usually outweight all else.
    12. STFU when first getting a position. Be quiet and listen. You're new. You don't know everything.
    13. Take time off when you need it. You are not a slave. Be assertive if necessary.
    14. Get your assignments done on time, earlier if possible.
    15. A 'team player' follows #14 but is not responsible for helping other incompetant or lazy developers to do so.
    16. More work != more productivity
    17. Never discuss how much you are making with your peers.
    18. Ask for increases in compensation when appropriate. It will not be magically given to you.
    19. Take lunch hours. An hour, offsite, and not always with your peers.
    20. Never give up your regular exercise to work more.

    There are many others but that's a good start.

  112. In writing? by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Unless that offer was in writing, fat chance anything can be done.

    Oral agreements are way to hard to enforce.

    Word to the wise: never quit a job until you have your offer in writing with details of the offer to your satisfaction.

  113. Don't panic, ask to speak with management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you get a bad response from someone that can authorize a fix the you know what the company is about.

  114. Nice policy... by oSand · · Score: 1

    "The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes." That policy is just engineered to encourage duplicity. If it were the opposite, then people would actually have some incentive to get their shit together. I'd suggest you inform them that their internal relocation policy is superceded by your "suck my balls" policy. Alternatively, talk to your direct boss if you can. Relocations and recruitment have no real stake in your happiness since they won't ever see you again. Your boss, however, needs your expertise and goodwill. He/she will realise that being screwed on arrival is not great for the motivation. You'll also find that relocations become more and more accomodating as more people hear about the sleight-of-hand. Tread softly, however, you don't won't want to get branded as a malcontent and whinger.

  115. Fire your boss by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Become self-employed. You will never have to work with abusive bosses again.

    1. Re:Fire your boss by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried that and it didn't work. My new boss was a dick who was on my case all the live long day. (when he wasn't downloading pr0n or surfing slashdot)

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    2. Re:Fire your boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know I'm self employed and have an asshole for a boss

    3. Re:Fire your boss by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never dealt with clients directly...

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    4. Re:Fire your boss by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      I have. In fact many clients can be more irrational and demanding than many bosses. There are many abusive clients out there. The nice thing is that it is much easier to refuse do a business with some specific clients, rather than fire an abusive boss. You can, and you should, select the clients you can work more effectively with.

  116. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    "Go ask a lawyer."

    But I thought we hate lawyers?

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  117. Everything is a negotiation by LoTechDave · · Score: 1

    I work on the flip side of this situation writing up and delivering offers - not R&D but a hospital, and the situation is usually much simpler than these 'master evil plan' theories are suggesting. If numbers are different revert back to 'intent'. Was the intent of the verbal offer- to cover the cost of your move or move + bonus? Most companies truly want to cover your actual costs - really! Try to open the negotiation back up and ask that they commit to reimbursing you for your receipts (or actual costs).

  118. Don't accept relocation to begin with by pauls2272 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A number of years ago, I changed jobs and moved 500 miles. The company that hired me offered relocation so I took it. In fact, they needed me to start immediately so part of the relo package was putting me up in a furnished apt for a couple months, a service to help me find an apt or house, movers and more. It seemed like a great package to me so I took it.

    Reality is that all these costs are taxable and added to your income. Further the costs were ridiculasly high. Thousands for the 30 day stay in the furnished apt, a "service" that met with me once and basically just provided a written list of available apts - charged hundreds of dollars, movers who did a great job but were very expensive, in addition since they were storing my stuff for me, the storage costs were very high. In the end, I found an apt on my own so the expensive service was no real help to me at all just a waste of hundreds of dollars.

    All told, the relo bill was very high and written into my employment agreement was that I would have to reimburse the company if I left before 1 year. Fine - that seemed very reasonable at the time.

    Well, it turned out this company was a nightmare to work for - that was why they had to go to a headhunting service to find someone to begin with. No one local would work for them! Within a couple weeks, I knew I had made a huge mistake but I was stuck since I didn't want to repay the thousands of dollars in all these relo charges. In addition my taxes were higher since all these costs were taxable!

    When I did quit (just after 1 year) and move back 500 miles, I used U-Haul and did it for a couple hundred bucks.

    Now, my rule is to NEVER ACCEPT RELOCATION. If a company offers it, I will decline. If they need me to start instantly and can't wait for me to move myself, I say NO THANKS to that company.

    1. Re:Don't accept relocation to begin with by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Yes, that money is taxable income. However, relocation costs are also deductible on your taxes. If the company is reporting the money as taxable compensation to you, then every penny of it should also be taken as a deduction by you as job-related moving expenses.

  119. Sorry, but... by avronius · · Score: 1

    ... negotiating a relocation amount [whatever cost actually paid or expected to by covered] is not a "perk". It's a condition of employment. Many companies simply do not offer this as an option, and refuse to interview non-local candidates.

    Unrestricted access to the company gym is a perk. Free parking is a perk. An option to purchase products at a reduced price is a perk.

    Conditions of employment include, but are not limited to:
    hours of employment
    wage or salary
    moving expenses
    pass drug test [some companies]

    1. Re:Sorry, but... by kimvette · · Score: 1
      Free parking is a perk.


      I wouldn't call that a perk, I would call it a necessity.
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  120. This happened to me. by rajmobile · · Score: 1

    When I got an offer letter from Apple, the relocation package was much smaller than the one described by the HR person during my interview. I called them on it, and they bumped my grade from 5 to 6 so they could offer the better relocation package.

    Unfortunately, their relocation contractor (Cendant, I think?) was even flakier than Apple HR. After a bunch of mistakes, they eventually moved me and my stuff to Cupertino. My car in the process, which was too bad.

  121. Whoa... Wait A Minute by ruben.gutierrez · · Score: 1

    The story doesn't say a whole lot about the current situation. It says that the guy "...made plans to terminate my current job...". It doesn't say that he's actually left, yet. Nor does it say that he's actually relocated. Another thing missing is an explanation of the misinformation. Was it just because the person hiring him didn't know the specifics of the internal policy? Or, is the company really trying to do a bait and switch? There isn't a whole lot of evidence to conclude one way or the other.

  122. The guy already had a job... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1
    The guy whose question/problem forms the basis of this thread already *had* a job; he quit it on the basis of an agreement which was later reneged upon.

    Now, although I feel sorry for him, the fact remains that he definitely *shouldn't* have done this if he didn't have the agreement in writing. As stated elsewhere, the contract is what you have in writing; anything else is a bonus.

    Having said that, I don't know what U.S. laws are relating to verbal contracts (don't live there, don't ever intend living there). In the UK, verbal contracts are generally binding, but are obviously hard to prove. Note that the original poster stated

    The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes. This brings up some issues. If it could be proven in court that the relocation manager said this, does it imply that he/she knows that an offer was made, or are they simply reciting a general policy?

    If the former, it implies that they are knowingly using their "policy" to renege on the verbal agreement. (Let's remember that if the agreement were in writing, this wouldn't- or shouldn't- fly, any more than "We agreed to pay you $40,000 in your contract, but that conflicts with our policy limiting your job to $25,000, so tough" would).

    Even if the manager *didn't* know for sure about the verbal offer, the very existence of the "policy" is legally suspect, as its existence is only necessary if the company was routinely making verbal offers which it did not intend to fulfil. (This assumes that verbal contracts are binding in that jurisdiction).

    Even if it could not be proven that the relocation manager said what he said in this specific case (let alone was aware of the terms of the original verbal offer), or that the policy he referred to was unwritten.... the company could implicate itself through a pattern of behaviour.

    But... IANAL, particularly not an American one, and I wouldn't want to have to fight and prove this sort of stuff in court.
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    1. Re:The guy already had a job... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1
      Additional: I misparsed this slightly. The phrase

      whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes isn't necessarily a formal policy *itself*. But the use of "whenever" strongly hints that it has happened on more than one occasion and could still be seen as an informal and/or unwritten policy.
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  123. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by ozbird · · Score: 1

    Go ask a lawyer.

    (Written and authorised by Litigious Bastards Inc.)

  124. Follow Up: What Company and What Will You Do? by FranklinDelanoBluth · · Score: 1

    It would be really great if the poster either under the "Anonymous Coward" post or by letting the editors update the main post told us: 1) What company he/she was joining? 2) What he/she will do/is doing/has done about the situation. Thanks!

  125. Similar Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have a similar story. I worked a year's worth of contract jobs at this company. When a permanent job finally opened up as a result of some one leaving for another company, they offered me the job. I took their written-on-paper offer back to my desk and thought it over. Then I went back to my manager-to-be and we both signed it.

    Later that week, HR started writing me e-mails about when my benefits and retirement plan would kick in. Their start dates were later than the start dates in my offer letter. I wrote back with the dates on my offer letter. They replied in typical HR prose with their dates. I called the HR person on the phone and asked to meet with her. I went to her office. We talked. She explained her side. I explained mine. She said the company's benefit and retirement start date calculations were complicated. I said that a person shouldn't have to be a lawyer just to figure out a simple job offer letter.

    That same afternoon, I did a 30 minute presentation to the entire company on the launch of a new product line.

    At day's end I got a call from my new manager. She wanted to see me in her office. She said that the HR director said that the HR admin I had met with said that I was talking to a lawyer over this offer letter nonsense. (Remember my wise crack about "you shouldn't have to be a lawyer ...?")

    I was fired. Total employment time: 1 week.

  126. Run like hell... by mbone · · Score: 1

    ... away from that new job.

    You asked for advice.

    (Of course, you get what you pay for is never more true than for advice from Slashdot.)

  127. Missing suggestion by abb3w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most companies large enough to claim that kind of intransigent policy also have an ombudsman. Find out who it is at the new company, and discuss the matter with him (or her). If there isn't one, consider it strike two against ever taking a job with them. If there is, discussing the matter indicates a willingness to work to solve problems from within. In some cases, the ombudsman may have enough authority to solve the problem on the spot; if not, they can almost always make those involved (the HR rep, your hiring manager, and the headhunter) all line up and get their stories consistent, and probably in writing.

    I'd make the headhunter the next focus. Make it clear that you understood such-and-such to be the offer, and he now not only needs to resolve the apparent discrepancy, but explain to you how and where the "confusion" arose so you can determine not only whether to back out, but whether the company, the headhunter personally, or both should be avoided in the future. The phrase "litigation is not a preferred option" may make a nice mantra. Try to avoid burning bridges, but be prepared to hold a lifetime grudge with clean conscience.

    And, speaking of the future, add to your permanent list of dealbreakers: personal copies of all company policies that will apply to you at the start of employment must be provided to you in printed form for your review (with legal counsel) prior to final acceptance of employment, with a cover letter listing the policies by name and assuring completeness of the list. Make sure all aspects of the offer are in writing. In important non-dealbreakers, you now may want to put identifying the ombudsman on your pre-acceptance checklist as well, and consider paying a lawyer to review employment offers for booby traps.

    Most important, take this as a learning experience: possibly painful, but non-fatal.

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  128. You left out "and a hire a good lawyer by falconwolf · · Score: 3, Informative

    after getting sued for defamation".

    It's only defamation if it's a lie. And the plaintiff has to prove the person is knowingly telling a lie, which isn't easy otherwise all those weekly rags that publish dirt on celebrities would be out of business.

    Falcon
    1. Re:You left out "and a hire a good lawyer by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      t's only defamation if it's a lie. And the plaintiff has to prove the person is knowingly telling a lie, which isn't easy otherwise all those weekly rags that publish dirt on celebrities would be out of business.
      I think you missed the point... it doesn't have to be a lie for them to pursue a lawsuit... only for them to win. Meanwhile, it's they're MegaCorp lawyers up against whoever you can afford after having just quit one job and turned down another....
    2. Re:You left out "and a hire a good lawyer by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point... it doesn't have to be a lie for them to pursue a lawsuit... only for them to win. Meanwhile, it's they're MegaCorp lawyers up against whoever you can afford after having just quit one job and turned down another....

      Ah, but you missed where it says "After I accepted the offer and made plans to terminate my current job," he still had a job as he hadn't quit yet.

      Falcon
    3. Re:You left out "and a hire a good lawyer by mkcmkc · · Score: 1
      It's only defamation if it's a lie.

      You must be new here (in the USA)...

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  129. Re:Lesson: Don't Trust Recruiters by seriesrover · · Score: 1

    If its the recruiter that is lying to you remember one thing - they don't receive a dime until you accept. The point is this, make SURE everything is rock solid before you accept. If its the 11th hour and the job details are different then you either ask the company to change the details to what the recruiter they hired told you, or, you tell the recruiter to make up the difference. Until one of those things happen its a deal breaker.

  130. who else has skin in the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said there was a recruiter involved. They don't get paid if you don't take the job. They have some skin in the game, use that fact to your advantage.

  131. You need an employment contract by vinn01 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who relocates for an employment-at-will job is not very smart. You need an employment contract for at least the length of time to make it worth it.

    No way would I relocate without a one year contract. If they fire me or lay me off for any reason (other than cause) I would still want to get paid.

    Without an employment contract, the parent comment is correct - they can fire you in five minutes.

    Moral of the story - use a lawyer or get screwed.

    1. Re:You need an employment contract by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      Moral of the story - use a lawyer or get screwed.

      Pardon my naivete, but given the groupthink on /., I thought lawyers were the scum of the earth, never to be trusted. But, now I hear that I should use a lawyer? Brain hurt (in the immortal words of Earthworm Jim)!

  132. Read this first!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, do not listen to most of these people here who tell you that youa re going to be scrwed.

    Often, big companies outsource relocation to some 'real estate' company. For a fixed amount. They expect that minus a certain commission if that's thecase, or fully if a separate fee is paid, most of the money would be paid to you in some form.

    However, these companies try to live in the traditional american way - cheat and lie wearing a suit. They *will* inflate every bill presented to your employer, tell you that you would not be paid much, cook up ficticious commissions etc.

    So talk to your HR first. You employer does not have to screw you now. They could have done this while offering your job and benefits. The relo company wants toscrew you now, and your employer is not going to be too happy if they hear about it. So, take the advise some guy gave, talk to the company HR - assuming that the bimbo has not been paid off by the relo company already. Try that and you would be surprised.

    When I moved across state taking a job with a huge co with billions in revenue (they do not have to screw me for a few thousand dollars off my relo package), the relo company tried to collect a few thousand dollars in 'finders fee' to an apartment I searched and found myself paying the application fee myself and eventualy did not take up! I found this only when I saw the tax time statement of benefits, and ofcourse having a bit of time, alerted HR and the relo company. Ofcourse, far from being embarassed, the relo company just said it was among other thigns a'misunderstanding' and 'computer error' and paid my compnay back. I probably took someones holiday bonus away.

    So, talk to your HR and company, they might not be all out to screw you.

  133. IANAL, so... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 1

    I'd call one if I were you. Considering the company admitted to having conflicting offers/policies, there may be some recourse. Especially if you have the original offer in writing. I can't believe they can claim that a secondary offer, after you accepted the first, can be used.

    It may be that they have a policy of the relocation department superseding an offer. However, that 'official' position may be open for discussion, especially if you know what rights / recourse you are entitled to.

    Just wait until you find out what you can do in terms of recourse [by consulting an expert] before making any brash statements/rash decisions.

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  134. Two Words... by raydobbs · · Score: 4, Interesting
  135. Do it half assed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just take Homer Simpson's advice, come in every day and do your job really half-assed. After all, they might have it in writing that you'll come in 8 hours a day, but does it specify how much work you'll do there? Seems fair to me.

  136. vocal recording of offer by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    If you take a job on a verbal contract, either you'd better REALLY know the person you'd making the deal with, or have a recording of it, or you're nuts.

    The problem, that least in the US, is that in order to record the conversation legally you have to have the permission of all the parties of the conversation, at least in most states. And it's doubtful that if they won't give you a written offer, they'll let you record the conversation. Then again if they don't give you a written offer or allow you to record the offer then more than likely it's not an employer you want to work with.

    Falcon
    1. Re:vocal recording of offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that is not true. The law states that at least one party must be aware of the recording (for non warrented recordings). So as long as you are aware you pressed record....

    2. Re:vocal recording of offer by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      No, actually that is not true in some states (12 to be exact) which require the consent of all parties and in all but Montana (which has only a criminal penalty) there can be criminal and civil penalties for violations and in some additional penalties if the taped conversation is disclosed.

      Recording Laws at a Glance

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  137. Sounds like .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It actually sounds to me like a shady independent recruiter fed him a load and the reality was different. Independent recruiters will often lie to make a placement.

  138. Indeed by Jahz · · Score: 1

    This type of problem is not at all uncommon in the corporate big bussiness world. Ideally all proper channels are in place to guarantee that everything various deparment and policies align with the common company goals. BUT, the world is not ideal, and large companies are not exception.

    Lesson

    Unless somebody has proven themselves trustworthy and competant, always assume that they are not. Assume that everybody you meet will screw you over by accident. Finally, ALWAYS get everything in writing and rubber stamped! If they refuse to provide that, its a red flag... screw 'em.

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    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
  139. I read the relocation package- by purduephotog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    of one of my coworkers. He was moving to DC. THey had several mistatements in the document about the duration of the 'probation' period- some were 1 year, some were 2 years. For the same package. And no answers from them as to which one was the correct one.

    Then there was the fees for the houses, and the clauses for required realtors (point shaving). Then the additional fees that were covered (mortage insurance thru special lenders) that were 50% above the going rate.

    It's not as if having it in writing by the base company is something particular- it is probably farmed out to the cheapest group that's going to find every opportunity to tack on fees (sticking it to your new employer) and possibly (*worst case*) impacting your mortgage rates.

    Good luck- I don't see alot of remedies in this situation EXCEPT to contact the original offer-er and ask him to have his super work something out with HR on this. If you're that good, they'll swing it. Otherwise negotiate for another week of paid vacation and consider it a learning experience.

  140. Refuse the offer by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    Refuse the offer. Or at least pretend to. If they really wanted to hire you, they will, and will give you what they promised. If they won't, then they're a very misleading and deceitful company, and you don't want to be there anyway.

    Not being without a job sucks, yes, which could be a constraint in your go forward; but I would say that you're probably in a stronger position than you imagine, if they hired you and were willing to relocate you at all. Call their bluff. The "our policy overrides any agreement" is total BS; talk to the person who made you the offer. In the worst case, and they don't follow through on their promise, then you're likely fairly marketable, if someone was willing to relocate you in the first place (and you had an existing job). You'll find something, don't get too worked up, but don't take their shit.

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  141. Two Rules by Shihar · · Score: 1

    I am not sure what 3v1L corporations you are working for, but I have never ever had such an experience. In fact, all of the companies I have dealt with were more then happy to modify small points to suit me. If a company is not willing to make such changes, especially when you are taking about a relocation package worth a few thousand dollars, that should be a big old clue mallet whacking you across the head.

    Tell them that you need the agreed upon relocation package in writing. If they tell you that they won't do it, then you need to decide for yourself if you are willing to make the move without the relocation package. If you are not willing to make the move without the relocation package, don't be a dumb ass and sign anyways. Tell them that you can't move without a guaranteed relocation package, and if they still will not offer it up, then they clearly had no intention to give you one in the first place in which case you should look for another job. It is idiocy beyond words to join a corporation that is malevolently trying to swindle their employees out of a few thousand dollars before even stepping into work while management sits in a dark room cackling with laughter as they feast on baby flesh. Personally, I don't buy that such silliness exists in the US, but if you happen to run across it, don't be a complete dumb ass and just find something else.

    Just follow two simple rules of accepting a job and you won't get burned.

    1) If it is not in writing, it doesn't exist. If they promise you something, GET IT IN WRITING. Do not budge from this position. If there is something missing from your contract, make them add it. It is a quick and painless process to add stuff. If they refuse to add something in writing, assume that you are not going to get it and become deeply suspicious. Don't be a dumbass and work on promises. Don't be a dumbass and cave into pressure. The fact that they are pressuring you should send off a dozen warning bells that you are stupid to ignore.

    2) Never, never, never, never, NEVER, EVER quit your current job until you have signed your name on the dotted line. Don't tell anyone you got a job until you have a signed contract that says you do. This not only gives you the ability to back out without becoming homeless, but means that you will not be screwed if they back out - AND IT DOES HAPPEN.

  142. Fucked up blame meme by wurp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Moreover, what the hell is up with these kinds of posts I've seen lately?

    "You should just expect companies to do anything at all to make more money. It was your fault for expecting ethical behavior, not their fault for [lying/stealing/polluting/killing foreigners]."

    Yes, it sure as hell IS someone's fault if they behave unethically. Sometimes it is ALSO your fault for believing in them when you had good reason not to. Both can be true at the same time.

    But regardless of anything else, it is absolutely that politician, CEO, stockbroker, etc.'s fault when they behave like an ass. Work on the problem from both ends by recognizing that they will sometimes act like the crooks they are, while at the same time holding their feet over the coals for their specific malfeasances.

  143. Recruiting by Technopundit · · Score: 1

    I worked recruiting for a while back in the lste 80's. Could not deal with the deceit and misrepresentation. I am not at all surprised at your experience. If a recruiter's lips were moving, he was probably lying. If the job was worth a crap, the company would probably not need a recruiter.

  144. turn down their offer and keep your existing job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    other employers will come along.. they're a dime a dozen.

  145. Yes, this happened to me . . . by Champ · · Score: 2
    . . . and it's like deja vu all over again!


    I was already an employee of Corporation X when I received a written internal relocation offer for an overseas assignment and accepted it. The offer gradually came apart; they withdrew pieces of it at a time. "Well, we can't actually do that part," or "no, other employees aren't getting that so we can't give it to you," etc.


    I had already acted to my own detriment by giving notice in my apartment, selling furniture so it wouldn't need to be stored, and so on. So after making a last-ditch effort to salvage the relationship, I ended up having to resign from the company about two weeks before I was slated to move. In an attempt to recover my losses, I kept the portion of the money they had advanced (quite a bit of it had already gone into expenses, e.g. deposit and first month's rent on an apartment in the new location, travel expenses for the apartment-finding trip, etc.). I really had no choice at that point. They withdrew so much that I would have lost a significant sum of money -- and continued to bleed red ink for the months and years to come -- just by acquiescing and moving at that point.


    What did I get for my efforts to play by their rules while they jerked me around? A lawsuit served by a top-tier national law firm, and scorched-earth litigation threats from their lead counsel (e.g., "we'll have to dig into all of your personal finances, and we'll tell any future employer that you took money from us unless you pay everything back right now"). I had to settle with them and go deeply into debt (not just to the corporation but to my attorney) just to escape from that toxic, nasty situation.


    Is there a lesson here? I don't know. Just be very careful what you do. For what it's worth, I agree with the countless others who predict that it can only go downhill from here.

    1. Re:Yes, this happened to me . . . by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      If you received (and still possess) such a written offer,
      for Pete's sake hire a lawyer and sue the company.
      Use your slashdot post as the basis for an affidavit
      (statement about how they withdrew the promised offer.)

      What you allege they did is a clear breach of contract on their
      part.

      If they reneged on a clear written promise to you without
      you having provided some cause for them to void that contract,
      and this failure to live up to the promise caused you the type
      of harm you talked about and you can dig up some documentation
      of your losses,

      Sounds to me like you will likely win the lawsuit, but IANAL.
      You'll have to have the cajones to withstand all kinds of threats
      from their legal team, but that's why you hire yourself a lawyer.

      I bet you could get a lawyer to take this one on on a percentage
      of damages basis.

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      Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
    2. Re:Yes, this happened to me . . . by Champ · · Score: 1

      I am a lawyer, actually. That made this a particularly sickening situation. They cannibalized one of their own.

      This was quite a while ago, water under the bridge. I knew then and know now that I had a good claim. But in deciding whether to litigate a claim, even a very good one, it's necessary to take the claimant's (in this case, my own) mental health and general well-being into account. Reluctantly, and after much deliberation and discussion with my wife and family, I chose to end it and move on with my life, lesson learned.

      They were ready, willing, and able to grind me into hamburger.

  146. house remodeling by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    What if you were doing construction work on someone's house and they decided not to pay you even though you completed what was outlined in the contract?

    Ah, remodelers have a terrific tool to use in cases like this, a construction lien. Either the contractor is paid, or the house can be put up for auction to satisfy the contract.

    Falcon
  147. Whatever else happens it's deductable by scalveg · · Score: 1

    Save all your receipts. Anything your company ends up not paying for (and maybe even some of the things they do) are tax deductible if you're moving due to a job.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/realestat e/yourplace/chi-0701180020jan18,0,7207865.story?co ll=chi-classifiedyourplace-hed

  148. Demolition Man by kimvette · · Score: 2

    Tell them to take their job and shovel it.

    Given that they cannot honor that agreement, it's clear that:

      - Internal politics run amok
      - They lack integrity
      - It is unclear that your position won't change to include "phone grunt" or "gofer" responsibilities once you get there

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    1. Re:Demolition Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, at my company (some years before I got there), the software engineers received full salary to lay tile.
      I would have no problem with that.

  149. no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the gp meant "toot sweet".

    It's execu-speak. I've seen it used in emails from business executive types who speak French. It's kind of a joke, although not an incredibly funny one.

  150. My advice by beaverfever · · Score: 1

    First, the too-late advice: get everything in writing before accepting one job and resigning from another. Ask a lot of questions. Uprooting and relocating for a new job is no laughing matter, and you should make an effort to avoid unexpected surprises. This story reads as if the surprise was sprung before relocating, so it's far from a "nightmare" scenario, but it's still bad.

    As in many situations in life, having a clear idea of how much bullshit you will accept is important. Whether it is a new job across the state or the other side of the planet, always know where your bullshit line is and be prepared to walk away if they cross it. Before you get on the plane, hope for the best but accept that you may have to eat thousands in travel and relocation costs in a worst-case scenario. Walking away will set you back, but if they're in a situation where they need to do long-distance hiring, then it is probably in their best interest to try and keep you around.

    In employment there is little that is as bad as being shafted on a long-distance relocation. Be thankful if you discovered this discrepancy before going through the stress of relocation. Nasty surprises sometimes await until after relocating and starting the new job, and that's when it really gets into living through nightmare scenarios.

  151. Some are PDF by Dravik · · Score: 1

    FYI Some places are starting to email offer letters as PDF files.

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    1. Re:Some are PDF by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      That is news to me. I dunno how I'd feel about that. I guess I'd feel better if they wanted me to print it out and sign it. But at least it's a document. If a company is planning on monkeying around with the deal, they probably wouldn't want even that kind of a "paper" trail.

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  152. Repeat After Me by umbrellasd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes.
    Whenever some HR monkey conflicts with the stability of my financial life (home), my desire to tell said monkey's company to piss off supersedes my previous acceptance of their offer.

    Don't put up with that crap. When you get that vascillating prick on the phone and he spews superseding reprioritization of denatured pre-hire compensation, you can say, "Well, that is very interesting to know. Will you please communicate to the hiring manager that I can no longer accept the position because you, Mr. HR Monkey, saw fit to breach good faith and contradict the offer that the manager made and reduced the relocation package that I was relying upon in making the decision to sell my home and relocate to your state? Yes, please do go ahead and explain that to him. I'll let him know to expect your call. Good day."

    Then you hang up, and shit gets fixed.

    1. Re:Repeat After Me by jcr · · Score: 1

      Then you hang up, and shit gets fixed.

      Well, maybe. If it gets fixed, then you know it's a company that can still act with competence. If the HR department wins the tussle, then sell them short.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Repeat After Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd want to tell that to the hiring manager myself, because you know HR won't bother. I'm sure everyone at the company knows what dicks HR are, but just in case they don't, it would be good to point out with them that they're losing new employees to an unreasonable HR staff.

    3. Re:Repeat After Me by SuhlScroll · · Score: 1

      Don't put up with that crap. ... Then you hang up, and shit gets fixed.
      Well stated ... and exactly correct. ;)
  153. Think, Evaluate, Decide, Act by anthrax · · Score: 0

    I have just turned down an offer from my current employer to relocate from the Northeast to the Deep South. Part of the reason was the problems a co-worker had relocating recently. The manager made an offer, then HR decided that it was not standard and would not honor the relocation package. The problem was the manager failed to inform HR. If the manager is willing to pay out of their budget, a lot of time HR will not care. First step is to contact the person who made you the offer and see if they can resolve the issue. While that is going on, start looking at your options if the recruiter can't get the HR folks to change.

    THINK: My suggestion to you is that you think through all of your options, use a spreadsheet to keep track of the costs associated with each option.

    EVALUATE: Try to get three options, not just take/don't take. Next decide what is important to you, e.g.

    • is what the work at the new place more important than money?
    • Will you be closer or further from family, and does that matter?
    • etc.
    Assign a weight to each of these criteria, for example a weight of 1 is very important and a weight of 3 is not important. On a piece of paper or in a spreadsheet make a grid with the options across the top and each criteria down the side. For each criteria pick the best, second best and worst option. Once done use, the weights to come up with a numerical score for each option. The best option will have the lowest score (best option of a criteria will be a 1, and with a weight of 1 it will score a 1. The worst will end up with a score of 9). This should be done in a couple of hours, since you have a short time frame.

    DECIDE: The above method will force you to think about the issue in a structured way. It will also give you a numeric answer as to which you think is the best solution. Think some more about it and decide if that is really what you want to do. Your heart may disagree with the evaluation, or the evaluation will confirm your previous feelings. In the end the evaluation is just a tool to help with the decision making. Reflect on the evaluation and then decide.

    ACT: Once you have decided on an option act upon it. Call the hiring and let them know your decision, and your current employer if you have already given notice and need to ask for your position back. Above all, don't be mean to anyone, you never know if you are going to see them and need their help in the future. Don't email angry!

    Above all be true to yourself, you can always get another job. Good Luck.

  154. So this has happened before at that company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The relocation manager tells me that whenever there is conflict between their relocation policy and the offer, their internal relocation policy supersedes."

    This has happened before and rather than keep the situation from happening again - which any prudent company would do - they've come up with a policy that is essentially "Because I said so" and expect you to take it.

    Any you're thinking of relocating for this company?

    You could not have asked for a better warning sign.

    Bail. Bail. Bail.

  155. Five Minutes? by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But there's nothing to say we still have to give you the job. If you want to be pedantic we'll hire you for 5 minutes and then fire you.

    Pah, another amateur lawyer. Legally, firing somebody is not that simple. Yeah, technically you can fire folks for any number of reasons. In the real business world, firing people is not something you do if you can avoid it. For one thing, it's is expensive, because you need to document that you did everything correctly. If you don't document a termination carefully, you could end up getting in legal trouble for what someone claims you did, and have no proof that you acted correctly.

    (I'm actually speaking from personal experience, and no, I'm not going to share the details.)

    The fact is, this dude's problem is not "bait and switch". That's when somebody knowingly makes a substitution. No sane manager is going to start a new hire out by screwing him: it's formula for disaster. What obviously happened was the manager making promises that the HR department doesn't feel bound to honor. The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing — not an uncommon thing in large organizations.

    Confrontation is a lose-lose here. If the potential employee goes in thinking, "They're out to screw me!" it's going to be a self-fulfilling prophecy: either he'll walk away from a job he disrupted his life to take, or he'll start a new job totally pissed off at the people he works for (not a formula for professional success!). For their part, the company has invested a lot of effort into hiring this guy, and made business plans on the assumption he was going to start work. They have a vested interest in making him happy, even if they show the usual bureaucratic stupidity in fulfilling their own interests.

    So forget about who's the good guy and who's the bad guy. The dude needs to express his disappointment, respectfully but firmly, to both the HR bureaucrats and the manager that made him the negated offer. Everybody here has motivation to work out a comprimise; nobody should waste time being self-righteous.

  156. why work for a company like that? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    here in aus there's a lot of companys that will relocate workers all expenses paid, mostly due to the resources boom. i wouldn't work for a company like that imagine what'd be like once they have you by the balls.

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  157. Remember... by elakazal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have one big bit of leverage at your disposal here: you. You obviously have some skill set they want, and, most likely, not too many people have it (I'm guessing they weren't paying for your relocation so you could flip burgers). They wanted it bad enough to pay you a salary and pay some significant amount in relocation expenses. They'll probably want it bad enough to pay that plus a bit more. Even if this is a contract, and you're now stuck with each other if that's really how they want it, do they really think they'll get your best work as things stand? Or that you'd be interest in renewing a contract with a company like that? Too many people view employment as a one way deal. Employers need you just as much you need them.

  158. Sounds Like Philly to Me by kgi · · Score: 1

    This is also done with drunks and Cheese Steaks. The guy up front says your getting beef, but the policy in the back is if "what they have" and "what you ordered" conflicts you get what they have.

  159. Are you serious? by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they do that at the Baby Gap.

    The scenario described abobe is unlikely to occur. Companies rarely rescind written job offers, and never haggle individual terms after they are accepted. In any case, processing the paperwork and getting them set up is a front loaded cost. The company would be an idiot to hire someone and fire them after 5 minutes.

    The reason they do not do this, and you should be glad if they do, is that it would be like hitting the lottery for the employee. You could then get another job, and sue for wrongful termination. Two years later you settle for two years salary. Take a vacation.

  160. Re:Stock reply to almost all Ask Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ask a lawyer.
    perhaps... GAFL, aka get a fucking lawyer
  161. Simple by Frodrick · · Score: 1

    any advice on how to respond to it?

    Simple. Tell them to go to hell and and stay at your old job.

    Do you really think a company that starts out by cheating you is going to get any better?

  162. Common problem by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    I just had an excellent offer. So good I had this 'wow cool new job' glow along with a math and critical thinking dysfunction.

    I announced it in my blog and got some pretty good advice. Then I talked to someone that systematically and with great glee hacked my math affliction to shreads with such glowing things as COL, taxes, relocation, benefits, etc etc etc. By the time they were done flaying me with their experience, knowledge and math prowess I was IN THE HOLE 3k for the first year. I also got some other information on the assignment, it's a high pressure sweat shop with extremely high turnover.

    I'm fortunate that I hadn't run skipping off to wonderland. I did get the paperwork and it's a contractor for a contractor for the government. The base rate is LESS than I now make but they pad the fee by calling it 'per diem'. Since the job lives or dies on the government contract it's mostly a fancy temp job.

    I let the recruiter stew for a day and then talked to them and managed to get more money offered but at that point I wasn't even interested in baiting them further. He pretty much cut me off and said 'thanksforyourtime' and hung up. :)

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  163. Resolve it before you hit the pavement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tough to say what the best move is without a bit more information. For example, is the recruiter internal or external? Was the original offer in writing and signed by a party designed to represent the company in such matters?

    Regardless, one important observation applies across the board. First, provide a copy of the original terms to both the recruiter and HR on the same email, and state plainly and respectfully that an error was made and that you would like the original terms followed through. You'll have one of two things happen next. If you get a "sure, we'll get back to you" and no discernable resolution, do not move. Delay your start date until the issue is resolved and WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BEGIN WORK UNTIL THE ISSUE IS RESOLVED.

    Now, if you have moved and such, as I understand it you do have options even if you do begin work under the legal doctrine of "promissory estoppel". What this means is you can file suit based on evidence that you relied on a promise, implying an oral contract was in place. It's a tricky sell though. If you want more info on this, google Ricketts v Scotthorn, which is a case that made it up to the Nebraska supreme court as a starting point.

    Obligatory disclaimer: IANAL and the above is not intended as legal advice, always seek counsel from an attorney. Santa Claus isn't real. Neither is the easter bunny.

  164. Name names! by jcr · · Score: 1

    Ok, at some point in the near future, you're going to decide whether or not to take the offer they switched to. If you tell them to take a hike, I hope you will post a follow-up and let us know the name of the company that pulled this stunt. And on that note...

    Several years ago, I was contacted by a company that wanted to interview me in the Washington DC area, and I was assured by the HR drone that they'd pay my travel expenses to come out and talk to them. So, I go to the interview (which was pointless; the hiring manager I was supposed to meet with was off on a trip somewhere, so I spoke with two other people who had no interest at all in whether I joined this other guy's team or not).

    After the interview, I sent the company an invoice for my travel expenses. I heard nada from them for about three weeks. I then called up the HR drone to ask about my reimbursement, and got her voice mail. I called again the next week, and then recieved a check in the mail for exactly half of the amount they owed me. (I later learned from friends who had worked there that they had a deliberate policy of never paying any bill until they were threatened, and then sending half to see if the creditor would just go away.)

    Upon recieving the check for half of my expenses, I called the HR drone again, and left a message stating that unless I was paid in full, immediately, they would find it exceedingly difficult to get any NeXTSTEP developer to come to any interview with them, as the community was quite small and we pretty much all knew each other. One post to comp.sys.next.developer would have done it.

    I recieved a check for the remainder of my expenses the following day by federal express.

    That company was SHL Systemhouse, which I believe was acquired/merged into MCI a few years later.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  165. Answers to the original questions. by WK1 · · Score: 0

    Is this type of switch-and-bait common practice in corporate America?

    Yes, screwing over employees and customers is the de facto standard of Corporate America.

    If you have gone through this nightmare before, any advice on how to respond to it?

    I'm sure you are already aware of your options, and are only asking because you are hoping for a fairy-tale ending that can be spelled out on /. I don't have any non-obvious answers, but here are the obvious ones:

    • Don't work for this company.
    • Don't work for this company and sue for the money you are out because they refuse to honor an oral contract.
    • Take what you get from this company. Expect more of the same.
    • Work for this company and sue. Don't expect any promotions.
    • Work for this company, but only under the condition that they honor what they said they would. Fall back to another option if they continue to refuse.
  166. A company that would lie to a new employee... by Archtech · · Score: 1

    ... would most likely lie cynically to its customers, suppliers, and partners - and possibly the government as well.

    Now, you can look at that in one of two ways.

    1. That's what corporations do; I have to work for one of them, so I must make the best of things as they are.

    2. There are decent companies out there, and I will try to get a job with one of them.

    --
    I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    1. Re:A company that would lie to a new employee... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      There is another option:

      Build up a nest egg sufficiently large enough to buy a farm and live off the grid, and tell the corporate world at large to FO

      The downside is that it takes a large amount of money to get to that point.

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  167. Re:You do - Mod parent up! by Builder · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is a crappy situation... The law is completely different in the UK for people who work with computers than for everyone else. IR35 only applies to IT contractors.

    I know a couple of plumbers working on large contracts. These people are in exactly the same position as I am - they run their own business, manage their own books, handle sales and getting the next job, etc. The only difference is that if they work on a contract for 2 years, that's just normal. If I choose to, I get nailed on taxes and what I can claim as a company benefit.

  168. Depends on what they advertise. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Blimey. If I went to a job interview and told them I was expecting a salary between £40,000 and £50,000 (or whatever) I'd be amazed if they offered more than £40,500. If I wanted or expected £50,000 I would ask for it.



    Well ... if the company advertises "above average" salaries and you give them a range that starts well below the average and ends above it, and they pick a number below the average, then you know they either didn't do their research or they're making false promises.

  169. A couple of hours? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I ask to take any offer home to check it during the weekend.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  170. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You can still use common sense in many situations without requiring a lawyer and can ask other people what their experiences have been in similar situation.

    The love for lawyers in the US is reaching epidemic proportions.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  171. Step 0: by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

    Step 0: Call the recruiter and tell him that what HR is offering isn't what you were promised. If the recruiter has any morals at all, he'll get in touch with HR and find out what jackass stopped his hire and why. He may be able to work up the chain faster than you can simply because he already has a working relationship with the company.

  172. There are good companies and bad companies by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    And there are pretty awful ones. The ones that start screwing you from the day 1.

    Run!

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    I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
  173. Walk away. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    After I accepted the offer and made plans to terminate my current job, the recruiter handed me off to their relocation department, where I was told that my relocation package is significantly less than what I was promised.
    Write them a nice letter explaining about the importance of integrity and make it clear that they won't be hearing anything further from you, then sever contact. Assuming that your former job is now already irretrievable, consider that a mistake that you made due to inexperience and start distributing copies of your resume.
    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  174. I'm glad I'm not you by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Maybe you lost millions in the .com bust?

    I didn't. I never made millions. I have always taken my work seriously. I never took 4 hour lunches, I never got massages at work. But I'm always, always been on the level with a company that wants to hire me.

    Yes, companies DO need you. If they didn't, why hire anyone? It's still hard to find actual GOOD IT workers in this market saturated with very mediocre ones. If you're actually talented (maybe you're not, and that's why you're so pissed at the world) then you'll show that at an interview, and the company will want you. If they're not willing to write down your offer, you don't sign with them. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A JOB ALREADY, which is what this AskSlashdot poster had.

    Finding a good job is a shitty job. No doubt about it. In 2001 I lost my job and I didn't find another decent one until 2003. It sucked. I understand how hard it is, even if you're good, when the market is bad. But, right now it's not. And, since I never took advantage - never took the 4 hour lunches - nothing has really changed for me.

    ps. I work for the government now. No matter what tax cuts or spending cuts get made, I'll still have a job.

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    - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
  175. Terribly off-topic by avronius · · Score: 1

    I've taken a look through your journal - not all the way back, but the last week or so. In doing so, I stumbled across [what I assumed to be] your resume.

    I don't know the circumstances that led to your present situation. As someone who managed to avoid losing my home [and would have included losing my family], I am curious about why you are currently unable to find *any* job?

    Your resume suggests that you've held a wide variety of positions - some in research, some in construction, etc. You appear to have an above average vocabulary, and some aspects of your posts hint at a sense of humour. You seem to be tenacious in a debate [like this thread], and might prove useful in something involving vendor relationships.

    Is it possible that, in an interview, you come across as cynical or fatalistic? Or perhaps overbearing or maybe victimized? I know hiring managers that view these types of attitudes as "deal breakers" during interviews.

    This past weekend as I was walking through Calgary (my home town up here in Canada), I was amazed at the number of help wanted signs. 4 out of 5 shops appeared to be seeking help of one variety or another. I have heard of people with criminal records that have had the luxury of choosing between jobs [granted, these aren't office jobs, but they do pay a reasonable wage]. While I'm sure that La Jolla is a beautiful city, perhaps you'd have much more success in a different location?

    It doesn't make sense to me...

    1. Re:Terribly off-topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or perhaps overbearing or maybe victimized?

      Maybe the fact that he's physically scarred over half his face, his whole neck, and his right hand has something to do with it.

      The story was posted on k5 early in '06.

      It's a perfect case of someone who's fallen through the cracks of our perfect government here in the US. He doesn't qualify for any sort of disability, his employers have always denied his unemployment (after running him ragged in circles and then kicking him out the door), he's highly educated, but the fact remains that his high intelligence and his physical appearance (coupled with his unofficial training in psychosocial warfare) make others feel ill-at-ease when forced to work side-by-side with him in the workplace. Due to the inherent method with which people treat those like him in society he's now been typecast as inflammatory, prone to flying off the handle, and in general undesirable for a stable mind-numbing workplace. Under his former online alias "maximilln" (Maximillion Photon) in the late nineties he also managed to make some fairly substantial enemies who used their priveleged positions in their respective industries (some with security clearances) to make his real life hell.

      He'd be perfect for a leadership role on a high intensity research project but nobody wants to take the bullet and admit that they've been fuc|<ing him over, royally, for their own amusement for so many years. Let's face reality: his former managers (and those who derived amusement from trolling/taunting him online for years) have families, careers, agendas, public image, and social positions of their own to protect.

      "The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few" doesn't say a darn thing about whether or not the many created their own nemesis.

    2. Re:Terribly off-topic by avronius · · Score: 1

      I now regret not reading further back - or I definitely would not have included that particular word. My reference was to attitude [the world owes me a living], not to having been physically abused.

      I am now angry. I would not have expected my peers [in this, I equate all working people, be them in Canada or in the US] to be able to look beyond a physical impairment [regarless of severity], and recognize the contribution that people can make.

      My son has an autism spectrum disorder - he's the most wonderful little boy in the world, but he may not have a chance to compete in the workforce. I can empathize, but I will never claim to understand. I can only recommend perseverance.

  176. You must be new here (in the USA)... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I was born, raised, and have lived in the USA for more than 40 years. Other than Canada the only other countries I have been in are Panama and Germany. While I was in the Army, my unit went to Panama for three weeks for training, then I was transfered to Germany.

    Falcon
    1. Re:You must be new here (in the USA)... by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      That was a joke. You must be new here (on Slashdot)... ;-)

      --
      "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  177. Corporate Lies by psibrman · · Score: 1

    Yes, Dorthy corporations lie. As a matter of fact, they do so as a matter of business. Welcome to the real world of Dilbert. And if your caught in the machinery, a little grease is good for the machinery. Enjoy your minimum wage slave and be happy that the big boss doesn't come down and say, "Make him feel as if he were working."

  178. That was a joke. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    You must be new here (on Slashdot)... ;-)

    You may be joking, however without visual or audio cues, ie irl, I frequently can't tell when a person is straight forward or is joking. As for how long I've been here on /. I've been a member for several years.

    Falcon
    1. Re:That was a joke. by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      I frequently can't tell when a person is straight forward or is joking.
      You must be new here (on the Internet). :-) :-) :-)
      --
      "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."