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20 Years of NES

Twenty years ago, the NES changed the face of U.S. gaming. All this week, 1up.com has a series of features celebrating the anniversary of the Nintendo Entertainment System. From the site: "When the NES launched, America hated videogames. Well, sort of. The Atari 2600 had upset folks by flooding the market with bad software and, at first, retailers were reluctant to sell another system. But the NES was a hit, controlling a healthy 90 percent of the U.S. home videogame industry at the peak of its popularity."

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  1. where's the article? by conJunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me, or was the target of the link devoid of anything except ads?

    I thought I'd found the path to the rest of the story when I got to this sentance:

    And take a minute this week to unpack your dusty NES from its storage closet and go for a run-and-jump trip down memory lane.

    there was link on "memory" (which has since disappeared) that went to dell.com's RAM catalog. Ugh.

    1. Re:where's the article? by op12 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The images below that last line link to the different articles. Try this: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3144996

    2. Re:where's the article? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or was the target of the link devoid of anything except ads?

      Click on the images. They're a form of navigation, not ads. You'll note that they say "monday", "tuesday", "wednesday", etc. The series is only half complete.

    3. Re:where's the article? by conJunk · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. I'm the dumb-ass. I see brightly colored shit and my first thought is "advertisement" and I stop looking.

      Cheer, danke, etc. for the tip.

    4. Re:where's the article? by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      Click on the images. They're a form of navigation, not ads. You'll note that they say "monday", "tuesday", "wednesday", etc. The series is only half complete.

      Damn! And I was waiting for them to put Saturdays up for sale. I don't have nearly enough of them.

    5. Re:where's the article? by zootm · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. I'm the dumb-ass. I see brightly colored shit and my first thought is "advertisement" and I stop looking.

      Not a bad heuristic, really...

    6. Re:where's the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use an ad-free dns server and look at the page again.

      12.222.140.228

    7. Re:where's the article? by JeTmAn81 · · Score: 1

      Nah, you've just been conditioned to have that reaction by 99% of the sites on the web whose advertisements look like that. I did the exact same thing as you, kept scrolling down to the bottom of the page looking for a next button or something. And yeah, I thought at first maybe those links in the article might lead on, but no, they were just advertisements.

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    8. Re:where's the article? by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

      If you have Firefox, you can use Adblock to kill that AdText (or whatever) script and only see real links.

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    9. Re:where's the article? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Just add "*.intellitxt.com" to your choice of Host blockers, and you'll do away with the stupid smart tags-like ads.

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  2. Ah, Good Times... by MudButt · · Score: 5, Funny

    But the NES was a hit, controlling a healthy 90 percent of the U.S. home videogame industry at the peak of its popularity

    And I still have the bad report cards to prove it!

    1. Re:Ah, Good Times... by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

      But the NES was a hit, controlling a healthy 90 percent...

      ...which weren't healthy for much longer!

    2. Re:Ah, Good Times... by carguy84 · · Score: 0

      And I, the nintendo thumbs :(

    3. Re:Ah, Good Times... by deepcameo · · Score: 1

      Agreed, we all deny video games effecting our performance... But deep down,we all know they do. I have owned.... oh I think around 3 or 4 of them now, I still have all the classics. Mario 1,2,3, zelda, link, metroid, tetris, and the rest. Its an expiriance every gamer should be forced to go through.

  3. THAT'S IT... by ferrellcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm officially OLD! :(

    1. Re:THAT'S IT... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      YOU think you're old? I played Commodore 64 games!

    2. Re:THAT'S IT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not start this again...

    3. Re:THAT'S IT... by BlogPope · · Score: 1
      Whats worse, my reaction to this was to criticize the articles summary.

      The Atari 2600 had upset folks

      What about Intellivision and Colecovision? Way cooler and more powerful than Atari. And while bad games had been an issue, it was hardly the reason for the game recession

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    4. Re:THAT'S IT... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yeah? When I was your age, we didn't have these new-fangled vee-dee-oh games! For fun, we had real gorillas throwing real barrels at us!

      (Seriously, though, my first console was ColecoVision, so I've already felt old for a while.)

    5. Re:THAT'S IT... by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It sure didn't hurt. One of the big things that NES had going for it was that the games you played on it were as good as the real machines in the arcade. The 2600 games, on the hand, were horrible approximations of the arcade games.

    6. Re:THAT'S IT... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      N00B! I got started on Pong... 10 years earlier.

      I was 2, maybe 3 at the time. With the control knobs built on to the box it was pretty easy to just sit back and play using your toes.

      It was a sturdy little box too. It took my abuse for a few years.

    7. Re:THAT'S IT... by Hangin10 · · Score: 1

      Any idea what's up with the blankvision naming? kinda irrelavent, yeah, but it struck me funny...

    8. Re:THAT'S IT... by DarthTaco · · Score: 1

      Well, intellevision was a play on television. I assume coleco's was too.

    9. Re:THAT'S IT... by fishlet · · Score: 1

      Commodore 64.... you had the cadillac game system.
      I played my first games on a Vic-20. In Glorious 21 column wide ascii graphics.

    10. Re:THAT'S IT... by Hangin10 · · Score: 1

      Whoa.. thanks :) . That probably would have been easier for me to see if I didn't call it (only) a TV.

    11. Re:THAT'S IT... by Burz · · Score: 1

      Do not forget there was the Atari 5200 Supersystem (and the 7800 later on). The 5200 was basically an Atari 800 system, with some decent graphics ability, inside a big slab of shiny black acrylic!

      (Awful game controllers though...)

      Interesting comparison of Colecovision and Atari 5200.

    12. Re:THAT'S IT... by speeDDemon+(nw) · · Score: 1

      Wow, a vic 20...
      I still remember a game called 'wild west' on my Trash-80 "Tandy TRS-80" for those not familiar with this beast!

    13. Re:THAT'S IT... by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      I still pull out my Intellevision whenever I feel like getting back to the basics. Wish the second controller wasn't so frizty. Anybody know if there are some schematics I could get a hold of? I'd love to play more epic games of Sea Battle with my brother.

      Also, could anybody ever get that damn Football game to work?!

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    14. Re:THAT'S IT... by Howler · · Score: 1

      *sigh* goooood times.

    15. Re:THAT'S IT... by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      haha me too. my parents had other consoles before that but I didn't play them as much as the good old Coleco. My mom use to be addicted to Lady Bug (the pacman like game..it's pretty fun)

    16. Re:THAT'S IT... by BlogPope · · Score: 1

      But that still continues to overlook to availability of many other intermediate systems whose graphics didn't suck. Sure, NES had better still graphics, but thats akin to comparing PlayStation2 to NES, there were at least two generations of consoles between the 2600 and the NES; and I'd say the impression of death had more to do with the Atari 5200's failure in the market as a result of it not being a significant improvement over the Intelivision and the Colecovision. There wasn't enough improvement for me expend the energy convincing Mom & Dad I needed a whole new console, versus just getting 5 more games for the intellivion.

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    17. Re:THAT'S IT... by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      Well, and the 5200/7800 overlapped with the 400/800 computers as well. My first "game machine" was my dad's 800, and there were several 5200 cartridges hacked and available on the 800.

      Even the 5200/7800, while a massive improvement over the 2600 and quite good in their own right, still weren't quite "there" compared to the arcade machines. What made me buy an NES was Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt, which had the same sound, graphics and music as the arcade version. (Funny, my NES is long since gone, but I still use my Atari to play games.)

  4. NES by readin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I went from Atari 2600 straight to GameCube. Both are (were) great! I'm looking forward to my first experience with Zelda!

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    1. Re:NES by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did that happen ?
      Did you try to complete ET and loose 20 years through a nervous breakdown

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    2. Re:NES by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to what compelled you to check out videogames ~25 years after you stopped playing them. Was it a certain game?

    3. Re:NES by Cerdic · · Score: 1

      I'm looking forward to my first experience with Zelda!

      Be warned, though - Zelda is a gateway game. Next thing you know, you'll be experimenting with Mario or even worse: Grand Theft Auto.

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    4. Re:NES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be warned, though - Zelda is a gateway game. Next thing you know, you'll be experimenting with Mario or even worse

      I don't have a problem! I can pause any time I want!

    5. Re:NES by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      i messaged you a short list of other games you should try (yes i didnt spam the page with my reply!)

      its amazing to see how far games have come. and with the revoloution ariving in the not to far off future(12-18 months or less) im going to be very happy to play all these old favourites again. Thats a big thing i think. Many gamers have spent a lot of money on their old games and the only issue i had with carts was the eventual media failure from contact wear. I hope they chose to honor the purchases of ALL previous games and make it possible for people to play the games they still own again now that many of the consoles have reached their end through over play ( my extensive nintendo64 collection now gathers dust, against my will, from sheer controler wear and not being able to get any replacements now :( im probably gonna inquire if my lifetime waranty is still valid )

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    6. Re:NES by geekster · · Score: 1

      My first console was an Atari 2600. Then I left the console world and worked my way through C64, Amiga 500 and PC's...

      Just last month I bought an old used (well, duh) NES along with 6 games for 50 dkk. (~$8). I have to put the games in juuust right, but man, Super Mario 3 is still fun.
      Shame there's no code for each world. So I have to start over everytime it's turned off (yeah yeah, I'm aware of emulators).

  5. America hated video games... by Winckle · · Score: 5, Funny
  6. Trip down memory lane by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ah yes, the good old days of gaming. Back when games had to be fun rather than bloody. I always found it nice that Nintendo took a solid stance about the family playability of games. It meant that the games had to be sold on the basis of something other than blood and gore. While there were quite a few Nintendo games that sold because they were either a) cheap or b) had a movie license (Karate Kid anyone?), a large number of the games for the old system were just good. Nintendo's "Seal of Quality" program came out, it helped keep the overall quality of games high, again because they had to be competitive on something other than shock factor. Not that the graphics of the time allowed much of that anyway...

    When the SuperNES came out, it wasn't long before the issue of blood and gore came up, especially in the light of the SuperNES's new graphics capabilities. But Nintendo pushed back at game creators and kept that era of gaming fun. Even more so because Nintendo didn't approve games that didn't meet their playtester approval.

    Then the Playstation came out, and despite its technical superiority, it sucked. But they had the Blood and Gore (and Loading...), and plenty of boring 3D games that only sold due to shock factor. But eventually Sony pushed long enough and hard enough, and now we have the games of today. Even Nintendo gets into the whole "adult" thing with their postively revolting Conq the Squirrel game. Thanks Sony. :-(

    1. Re:Trip down memory lane by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh, the "Seal of Quality" was just a measure to stop pirates, it was by no means an actual indication of a game's quality. There was plenty of crap out there with the Nintendo Seal of Quality on it.

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    2. Re:Trip down memory lane by gotkube · · Score: 1

      AMEN! Gaming has never been the same level of quality as it was back in the 16-Bit days (hell, I'd rather play Genesis games above almost anything out on consoles today). When Sony (and subsequently Microsoft) got involved in the industry, they took gaming from the hands of the elite/nerdy and made it a 'pop culture item' >. After the 16-Bit era, I went from buying a game at least once a month, to once or twice a year (and there were a few years I went without anything new entirely). I learned a while back that if you want to play a game that you'll have *fun* playing, make it yourself.

    3. Re:Trip down memory lane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first game I had for Nintendo was two murderous games in one:

      One where you leave a trail of death behind as you fight to rescue the human oppressor that subjugates the indiginous fungo-sapien population.

      And the other where you blow the crap out of ducks and, after missing a few times, attempt to blast the smartass dog.

      I don't even want to think about the mass genocide in Metroid...

    4. Re:Trip down memory lane by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      At least in theory, it also meant that games had to meet Nintendo's expectations for content. Of course, it wasn't until the SuperNES days that Nintendo *really* cracked down on game quality. :-)

    5. Re:Trip down memory lane by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If by "pirates" you mean "people who wanted to make NES compatible games without paying the almighty N for the privilege" then you are right.

      Nintendo has always amused me with their business tactics. They are as conniving and controlling as Microsoft or Sony, but since they only seem to want to rule their corner of the video game world with an iron fist (rather than using that control as a lever to get into every aspect of the electronics world, like the other two) it has seemed more amusing than disturbing. Plus they have always been dedicated to making good, fun games.

      I still am a proud owner of Gauntlet for the NES that was one of the classic examples of a game made without the Seal of Approval. Ultimately a frustrating and boring game, still better than a lot that did carry the Seal (such as, say, Donkey Kong 3). I got my copy of Gauntlet from Toys 'R' Us, so I doubt it was "pirated".

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    6. Re:Trip down memory lane by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The issue of blood and gore truly hit a head with Mortal Kombat. The Genesis version of the game contained as much of the blood from the arcade version as the Genesis could render. The SNES version had "sweat" flying all over. Even though the SNES version was better, people were buying the Genesis version for that reason. I didn't play the SNES version much, so I can't remember what they did with the fatalities. It'd be pretty funny if they just colored the blood grey.

      While I can understand N's reluctance to release an uncensored MK, it was somewhat hypocritical since the SNES version of Street Fighter II (which came out earlier) features the fighters vomiting blood in big streams. Maybe since that wasn't the main feature of the game it slipped by their censors.

      Anyway, Nintendo getting into the whole "adult" thing brought us Eternal Darkness, and that by itself makes the loss of whatever innocence was presumed before worth it.

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    7. Re:Trip down memory lane by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I can understand N's reluctance to release an uncensored MK, it was somewhat hypocritical since the SNES version of Street Fighter II (which came out earlier) features the fighters vomiting blood in big streams.

      Actually, Nintendo forced them to recolor the blood as vomit in the first version, then relaxed their requirement for later releases based on fan pushback.

      At the time it was considered that Nintendo was being far too strict. If only we could have seen the slippery slope ahead of us.

    8. Re:Trip down memory lane by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The seal wasn't used to stop pirates, it was the lock-out chip. Witness Tengen.

      If you'd read Game Over, you know the seal was part of a program to keep publishers from flooding the market; it wasn't to keep bad games from getting through, it was to to keep a metric fuckload of crap games from getting through (ala 2600). The seal was Nintendo's PR way of telling potential consumers that it wasn't going to be the cause of another Dark Age of Video Games.

      Nintendo also had a strict policy of limiting the number of titles a publisher could release in a year. They could still get away with crap games, but then they'd have to rely on that crap game for income before they're allowed to have another shot at finding player love.

    9. Re:Trip down memory lane by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      If by "pirates" you mean "people who wanted to make NES compatible games without paying the almighty N for the privilege" then you are right.

      The thing is, the whole point of a console is that it Just Works. If some non-authorized 3rd party releases bad code that causes problems, that would reflect very badly on the make of the console.

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    10. Re:Trip down memory lane by slashdotnickname · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the good old days of gaming. Back when games had to be fun rather than bloody.

      What is it with old people and their constant condescention when comparing eras of time? I, and a lot of others, find today's bloody games to be fun and exciting. Sure the market's flooded now with 3D FPSs, but that doesn't mean that there aren't any gems out there. Doom3 had me on the edge of my seat for hours, I can't say the same thing about some chubby plumber busting rocks...

    11. Re:Trip down memory lane by grungebox · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This gets brought up all the time, and it's an incredibly myopic statement to make. I mean, you have this horribly inaccurate view of NES as this rosy, wonderful system that didn't have any crap on there. Like with most things, time has filtered most of the shit out of memory. Here are some horrible games that are off the top of my head: Adventures of Lolo, Kid Niki: Radical Warrior, Bayou Billy, Commando, Trojan Warrior, Snake's Revenge, TMNT 1, Baseball Stars 2, Mach Rider, Athena, Bobsled, Any sports game that was "Pro [x]", x being a sport, X-Men. Are there more games that realistically depict blood today? Yes, of course. Welcome to technology and the lack of censorship. You know, plenty of game makers wanted blood in those old NES games, it's just that Nintendo censored them or the tech limited them. That was almost worse. Instead of seeing an enemy bleed and die gruesomely in Bayou Billy, he just hopped back, made a "bloop!" and vanished. Hey, guns make people invisible, kids! In the Nintendo era you had the violence without the bloodshed, the real crime without the real result. Of course, this also makes the assumption that a game which features blood is inherently bad. If, for example, you are playing a murder mystery game like Indigo Prophecy, would you not expect to see blood when your character has stabbed a guy? I'm guessing from your post that these aren't your type of game, which doesn't mean that games are worse now, just that you have a particular taste. Now, to counter the argument that there are no longer any quality, "fun" games since the NES era...Here are some off the top of my head, none of which feature a shred of blood or gore beyond what could be found in the NES era: Mario 64, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Katamari Damacy, Smash Bros Melee, Super Monkey Ball, Final Fantasy V/VI/VIII/IX, Final Fantasy Tactics (not Advance, though), DDR, Donkey Konga, NFL2Kwhatever, Advance Wars, Marvel v. Capcom and its variants, Worms, Megaman 8, Ico, Beyond Good and Evil, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, the list goes on. And on. So, in conclusion, get off the nostalgia train, man! The next stop isn't "reality", it's "middle-aged curmudgeon-ville." You're one cane and rocking chair away from being Crazy Ol' Man Pete at the corner that the kids are told to avoid. The games aren't any less or more fun, it's just that we have a lot more options. In fact, go ahead and go through the list of all 576 NES games or whatever and write which ones are great and truly "fun" to you. I'll bet there have been way more in the current generation, let alone the SNES and PSX generations.

    12. Re:Trip down memory lane by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The version of SF2 I had (which I would have no idea which release it was) had both vomit-colored vomit and blood-colored vomit. But in both cases it came spewing from the mouth of the fighter.

      As if just having the characters puking all over wouldn't be bad enough. I thought that was more disturbing than the blood! :)

      Heh. If I could have seen the slippery slope and where it would lead us, I would have been cheering them on. No, really. I liked Eternal Darkness a lot and want them to make more games like it. Games where the blood and guts are there for a reason -- to instill horror!

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    13. Re:Trip down memory lane by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If some non-authorized 3rd party releases bad code that causes problems, that would reflect very badly on the make of the console.

      Of course, of course! Just like Microsoft's driver quality program (whatever they call it, don't care) is just there to make sure your hardware works well with Windows. Now, in order for us to perform the quality tests needed, you'll have to pay us $X, and sign this agreement saying you won't make any games for other consoles...

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    14. Re:Trip down memory lane by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

      Thanks for deciding for everyone what is entertaining and fun. I guess its too bad you weren't able to completely foist your views of morality on the entire world. I guess we'll just have to live with the freedom of choice. Shucks.

      P.S. That was sarcasm. And . . . you're kinda an asshole.

    15. Re:Trip down memory lane by Elite+Xizer · · Score: 1

      What the hell is Conq the Squirrel? Can someone elaborate?

    16. Re:Trip down memory lane by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Screw Mortal Kombat, remember Jurassic Park? The Genesis version let you play as a raptor and KILL PEOPLE! That game rocked! The SNES version sucked by comparison.

    17. Re:Trip down memory lane by JeTmAn81 · · Score: 1

      Yes, heaven forbid video games be targeted at the people who actually pay for the great majority of them. I admit I remember plunking down $50 for Super Mario 3 when I must've been around ten years old (where DID I get that much cash?), but let's face it...the majority of the cashflow comes from adults. Why not let your product reflect that fact?

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    18. Re:Trip down memory lane by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Hey, some of us liked Adventures of Lolo! Enough that they made three of them, at least.

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    19. Re:Trip down memory lane by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      I believe that was a reference to Conkers Bad Fur Day

    20. Re:Trip down memory lane by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Even though the SNES version was better, people were buying the Genesis version for that reason.

      I was a huge Mortal Kombat fan and maintainer of the alt.games.mk FAQ back in the day. The SNES version had better graphics and sound than the Genesis version, but it's hard to call it "better" overall. The controls were basically ruined. The Genesis version had crappy graphics, sparse sound effects, and a tinny FM soundtrack, but it felt more like the arcade game because of the controls. BTW, the blood only appeared if you entered a not-so-secret code.

      I didn't play the SNES version much, so I can't remember what they did with the fatalities.

      Liu Kang, Scorpion, and Sonya kept their original fatalities, but the others were changed. Sub-Zero froze his opponent and shattered him with a backhand punch. Raiden (spelled "Rayden" for the home games) zapped his opponent with electricity and turned him into a pile of ash. Kano reached into his opponent's chest but didn't pull anything out. Johnny Cage kicked his opponent in the stomach.

      The changed fatalities weren't all that bad.. you could tell they put some effort into censoring Sub-Zero and Raiden. The Genesis version also had neutered fatalities if you didn't enter the code, but they were quick hacks: Sub-Zero does a super uppercut, Johnny Cage does a super shadow kick, etc.

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    21. Re:Trip down memory lane by eamonman · · Score: 1

      At the time it was considered that Nintendo was being far too strict. If only we could have seen the slippery slope ahead of us.
      I still remember it like it was yesterday. The Genesis version of MK had toggleable blood, and the SNES had the fake green splotches. This was so funny because really, lots of other things in MK were more disturbing (decapitation, freezing, burning, etc). And hey, if your kid ever went to an arcade, they'd get to see overt violence in Time Killers, where appendages, including your head, could be lost (which lead to the 1 second long perfects when playing with that buzzsaw character).
      Nintendo still tries to be as far away as possible from the bleeding edge of desensitization, making us, at worst, blast aliens with our Wave beams, vs. PS2 which has us killing hookers, gangs, and anyone at who comes by just to see the extent of the mayhem I cause before I'm forced to flee and spray my car.

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    22. Re:Trip down memory lane by macshome · · Score: 1

      Nintendo didn't allow red blood in the SNES version of Mortal Kombat. The SEGA version had red blood and it wiped the floor with the SNES one. Nintendo didn't make that mistake again.

      Oh, Conker's Bad Fur Day was from Rare, not Nintendo. It is a fantastic game that is adult in content but not for blood and gore or even really sex. It has been re-done on the XBox now. I might need to go pick it up one day.

    23. Re:Trip down memory lane by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "When the SuperNES came out, it wasn't long before the issue of blood and gore came up, especially in the light of the SuperNES's new graphics capabilities. But Nintendo pushed back at game creators and kept that era of gaming fun. Even more so because Nintendo didn't approve games that didn't meet their playtester approval."

      On a more interesting note, Nintendo backed down at the right time. The first Mortal Kombat game for the SNES didn't have blood. Instead, the 'blood' was white, indicating that you were knocking sweat off of the other character. There was a lot of bitching and moaning about that change. Nintendo was firm about their commitment to family gaming, but a number of people stood up and said "What a sec, what about our needs?" Nintendo mulled it over, and they said ok. MK2 came out and featured all of the blood.

      Yeah, Nintendo's arrogant, but they do listen.

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    24. Re:Trip down memory lane by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Err... as an adult, I can say blood/guts stopped being a selling point sometime shortly after high school. Yes, if your a kid trying to be cool, or more adult then blood and guts are titillating, but once you grow up you'd rather have something with some depth, story, plot, etc. ESPECIALLY Novelty, mind, I really stopped gaming since there is very little innovation (yes, there is some, like that katma-*cough*) game.

      Yes, we were spoiled, those of us growing up in the time between NES and SNES, since that is when games innovated, thats when stories were more prevelant, because of the lack of graphics gameplay was king. Sure, there was a crap load of crap too, but qualitatively a higher percentage of games were solid.

      I stopped RPGs because I get sick of watching 8 hour cinematics, with weak gameplay (Xenosaga and all the post PSX Metal Gear's come to mind). I stopped FPS when everything became a weak version of CS (Tom Clancy, Rainbow Six, ad naseum). MMO's were fun briefly, but are infested with young wankers. RTS is still decent, especially waiting for Chris Taylors new TA-like-game.

      I just don't find the amusement in blowing up people for the sake of blowing up people anymore. It really stops being entertaining after puberty. If you could link that with solid play, and an engaging story, then perhaps I'll join in.

      Though, Oblivion holds promise too... Morrowind was the last great game made, IMO.

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    25. Re:Trip down memory lane by DarcSeed · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I laughed so hard I spit out my OJ accidentally. That totally made my day :)

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    26. Re:Trip down memory lane by Servants · · Score: 1

      It's one of the 15 "hidden gems" mentioned on the site. (The writers picked much more consistently good games than the site's voters did, but I guess that's not really surprising -- the votes naturally gravitate toward games that a lot of people owned, like Zelda II, even when the quality was only so-so.)

    27. Re:Trip down memory lane by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Beyond telling you that you come off as an old crank, I thought I'd note one small correction to your rant:

      I stopped FPS when everything became a weak version of CS (Tom Clancy, Rainbow Six, ad naseum).

      First, it's "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six (and Ghost Recon)," not two different things. Second, the first Rainbow Six for PC came out on 07/31/98 and Half-Life (forget about Counter-Strike) came out three months later. If either was a "clone" of the other, CS would be the copycat...

    28. Re:Trip down memory lane by Omestes · · Score: 1

      CS is what made the realistic FPS GOOD. People talk of Doom being the first real FPS, even if Wolfenstein came first, Doom still defined the genre. CS is still the best realistic shooter out there, which is saying a lot considering its age.

      If I am an old crank for craving quality and ingenuity over gore, sex, and pretty, sobeit. I can live with it. But I guess only us old cranks want QUALITY over FLASH. Flashy games are great, but sadly they don't hold my attention anymore, there its all smoke and mirrors with no substance.

      I wish there was more old cranks who want quality over idiot appeal (wooooooo shiny!).

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    29. Re:Trip down memory lane by tm1rules · · Score: 1

      I too own a non-Sealed Tengen Tetris, which is much better than the approved version of the game.

    30. Re:Trip down memory lane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... only sold due to shock factor.

      Aeris dies.

    31. Re:Trip down memory lane by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Great... like I didn't have enough stress in Wilma's aftermath. Now you go and make me feel like an old crank. Thanks a bundle.

      Seriously, though. Right on.

    32. Re:Trip down memory lane by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree to a point. Blood and guts as the point or purpose of the game ceased being a selling point right after I got a real job. OTOH, Blood and Guts as a detail element topping off or completing an otherwise decent game gets the nod every time over cartoonized, neutered or sanitized situations on an adequate or better game. RtCW with crumpling nazis wouldn't be the same, but by the same note, nazis bleeding enough to fill the room would be just as much of a dealbreaker.

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    33. Re:Trip down memory lane by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Zelda 2 seemed like a nice concept but horrible (okay, not as bad as Metroid but still not very good) execution. That's a game they should try to remake and show what they can do with modern knowledge of gameplay.

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  7. Ahh! NES! by mister_llah · · Score: 2, Informative

    Top 5 Favorite NES Games

    Final Fantasy
    Solar Jetman
    Super Mario 2
    River City Ransom
    Super Dodge Ball

    ===

    I can't count how many hours I spent playing these games, sadly... mostly because I wasn't keeping track when I was 8-14, but also because it was a godawful long time.

    NES is dead! Long live NES!

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    1. Re:Ahh! NES! by HebrewToYou · · Score: 5, Funny

      How in the world can ExciteBike be left off your list?

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    2. Re:Ahh! NES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super Mario 2? Don't you mean Doki Doki Panic?

    3. Re:Ahh! NES! by MageWyn · · Score: 1

      Ever tried the Dragon Warrior Series? That's one of my favorites of all time.

      Also, try playing Duck Hunt when you're drunk. It is a hugely popular game at parties.

    4. Re:Ahh! NES! by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      You can't forget NARC. There was something refreshing about blowing up drug dealers and their dogs (the dogs were the best).

    5. Re:Ahh! NES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It was still fucking fun.

      A hell of alot moreso than the "lost levels" game that was on the SNES compilation.

    6. Re:Ahh! NES! by KingVance · · Score: 1

      uhh....excuse me?

      Where is Kung-Fu mister?

    7. Re:Ahh! NES! by calbanese · · Score: 1

      Any list must begin and end with R.C. Pro-Am.

    8. Re:Ahh! NES! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

      Solar Jetman! Holy crap ... I need to go hook up my NES. I spent an unbelieveable amount of time playing that game and I don't think I ever beat it. Ah, thanks jogging a few memories!

    9. Re:Ahh! NES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell is CONTRA?!

    10. Re:Ahh! NES! by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

      A Top 5, eh? Lets have one...

      Super Mario Bros (with Game Genie, specifically. Very easy to make working codes for.)
      Super Mario Bros 3
      Solar Jetman (good choice, that man)
      Solstice
      Zelda II

      And one more for luck...

      Maniac Mansion

    11. Re:Ahh! NES! by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I liked the Dragon Warrior series so much that I actually picked up the GameBoy versions for my GBA

      Same with Final Fantasy 1.

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  8. Still Got Mine! by MageWyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gotta love the NES. Mine has been hooked up ever since I got it for my 7th birthday.

    It actually gets more play time than my Gamecube, PS2, or PSP...

    1. Re:Still Got Mine! by mrbobjoe · · Score: 3, Funny
      It actually gets more play time than my Gamecube, PS2, or PSP...
      The time you spend trying to get it to boot doesn't count.
  9. Boo. by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "By the end of the 1980s the courts found Nintendo guilty of anti-trust activities because it had abused its relationship with third party developers and created a monopoly in the gaming industry by not allowing developers to make games for any other platforms." -- Wikipedia

    All the fanboys seem to ignore that Nintendo broke the law repeatedly. When Microsoft does it, you guys pee your fake-lawyer trousers. When Nintendo does it, you pee your fanboy pants.

    Frankly, Nintendo did more to destroy proper homebrew gaming than a thousand Ataris helped to establish it. I look forward to their doom thanks to the GamePark open handheld gaming platform.

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    1. Re:Boo. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Main difference is that Nintendo did it 15 years ago and now don't do it .
      Microsoft still are doing it .

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    2. Re:Boo. by pappy97 · · Score: 1

      "Main difference is that Nintendo did it 15 years ago and now don't do it .
      Microsoft still are doing it ."

      Yes, but Nintendo paved the way for what M$ does now. You should blame and bash Nintendo, but nooo, you all have your "bias blinders" on and unconditionally love anything Nintendo does these days.

    3. Re:Boo. by Agilus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe if Microsoft reformed, these people would be happy to support them, too.

      There's nothing wrong with liking someone who was once a criminal, and has since reformed (I won't get into the merits of punishment). It's also silly to say that I should blame one person for another's crimes, i.e. the reformed person, because "he did it first!"

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    4. Re:Boo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What year was this story posted? Why is it showing on the top of Slashdot? Gamepark was a failure. Gamepark 32 was a failure. Yet, they're going to open up the handheld scene? Okay... welcome to 2001, is Dreamcast still the best system?

    5. Re:Boo. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about IBM , I think they were a far bigger influence on MS or Bell even ;)

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    6. Re:Boo. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "All the fanboys seem to ignore that Nintendo broke the law repeatedly. When Microsoft does it, you guys pee your fake-lawyer trousers. When Nintendo does it, you pee your fanboy pants."

      Because what Nintendo forced us to buy in the 1980's and 1990's was actually good, perhaps not even needing market coercion.

      Yeah, we're whipped, but Nintendo is that fine-ass chick that makes being whipped oh so worth it (think of a certain Bill Withers song, if you're old enough). Microsoft... isn't.

      "I look forward to their doom thanks to the GamePark open handheld gaming platform."

      Who's calling whom a rabid fanboy?

      GamePark? Never heard of it. Let me know when they make Wario Ware for it.

    7. Re:Boo. by Agilus · · Score: 1

      I should add that it's also okay to have a grudge for 15 years, but I figure it's better to eventually forgive, assuming the person/entity has reformed. If I held a grudge for that long, I'd hate a whole lot of people, corporations, etc.

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    8. Re:Boo. by pappy97 · · Score: 1

      "Maybe if Microsoft reformed, these people would be happy to support them, too."

      You sure about that? See below. MS announces something pro-consumer, and everyone bases them (as usual) and assumes evil intentions...

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/ 24/1824244&tid=109&tid=211&tid=137/

    9. Re:Boo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. If the GP32 was such a failure, then why is gamepark still in business?

    10. Re:Boo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You'll be pleased to note that gwarioware just hit version 0.1 and is actively seeking developers on Sourceforge. Help build a truly Free video game!

    11. Re:Boo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GamePark? Never heard of it. Let me know when they make Wario Ware for it.

      I'd expect you could run a GBA emulator on the GP2X...

    12. Re:Boo. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Nintendo's Gamecube is the hardest console to play unlicensed code on, EVER. How can you say they're not still doing it?

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    13. Re:Boo. by jdog1016 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, regardless of whether or not thats true, maybe try finding an actual source to backup your claims, and perhaps even LINK to it. Wikipedia does not count.

    14. Re:Boo. by G-funk · · Score: 1

      No, they still do it, but now so do all the other console companies because it cuts down on casual piracy, which scares off developers. That, and they no longer have anything resembling a monopoly.

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    15. Re:Boo. by Iron+Clad+Burrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, that's typical kneejerk /. "M$" bashing. Happens ANY time Microsoft is mentioned. Most of them didn't read the article... jsut the summary,a nd started in with "blue screen" "crash" "insecure" "open sores rules" "just use linux!"

      These people will eventually die off from inbreeding, and if/when MS ever gets their act together, all will be forgiven.

    16. Re:Boo. by catprog · · Score: 1

      Simple.

      They need to change more then 1 thing to get people to support them.

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    17. Re:Boo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... When Nintendo does it, you pee your fanboy pants."

      When Nintendo abused it's monopoly powers, I WAS PEEING MY PANTS... Well, Diapers...

    18. Re:Boo. by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how releasing a console with a disk drive does so much to destroy homebrew gaming.

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    19. Re:Boo. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Nintendo wasn't the only one.

      Actually, the Atari 7800 had a better 3rd-party lockout in 1984, two years before the NES, but nobody noticed since the mere 5000 they had manufactured before stopping production were still sitting in a warehouse somewhere. It was only because of dumpster diving that the encryption key was found and homebrew 7800 games are now possible.

      I still wouldn't mind having one of those new Game Park thingies. How long until they get released?

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      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    20. Re:Boo. by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Only reason they don't do it any more is the fact that Nintendo has adopted completely unrealistic policties since the GameCube came out.  Think about it, Nintendo 64 ruled the world for years, then GameCube came out, the same time as three other consoles, what kept it from ruling again?

      1.  Nintendo figured gameplay was more important than spiffy graphics.
      Wrong.  Gamers older than 5 years old want more polygons and better dynamic lighting effects, even if the game sucks.

      2.  Nintendo figured game consoles were game consoles, and DVD players were DVD players.
      Wrong, nobody could have really called this, but as it turned out, people want a console that is very multifunction.  The only other thing the gamecube can be used for besides gaming is as a bookend.

      3.  Nintendo has a policy encouraging family oriented games, with more innovative features and a slower developement time.
      This was a good idea in the 1980s, when people wanted something new, but by the time the gamecube came out, pretty much every game genre people could want was invented.  While PS2 and XBox churned out dozens of FPS and racing games, Gamecube had only a trickle of new games available.  Nintendo also forgot that "innovative" often means "stupid" and "flop", many of the "innovative" games weren't fun or worth their developement cost.  Family oriented games are well and good, but you don't see "Reading with Sesame Street" outselling Doom 3 or Halo2, do you?  Nintendo alienated the biggest spending audience by focusing on Elmo and not Samus.

      Worse, Nintendo stuck to their policies long after it became terribly clear that they were wrong.  When PS2 and XBox came out, there was a shortage of good games for them too.  It was clear that people were lusting after good FPS, racing and RPG games, but Nintendo didn't develop any.  The GameCube has multiple expansion ports to add features, but Nintendo never really took advantage of it to add features players wanted, like networked gaming or a hard drive.  All we got were bongos and a gameboy emulator. 

    21. Re:Boo. by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      Their licensing restrictions are much more relaxed from their NES days, so no :)

  10. Still Kicking by gotkube · · Score: 1

    Although I don't play it often (that's what emus are for), I still have my NES hooked up, and still plays flawlessly. Oh the fond memories I've had throughout the years with that system. Only system better was the SNES in 1991. Ah memories.

    1. Re:Still Kicking by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      You know, my last memory of the NES was as a very small child. My cousin had one that had been there for a while and after hours of labouring and blowing into the cartridges, she finally got it to load a game without that flashing red light and the game resetting over and over. We all celebrated by jumping up and down. Then she tapped the corner of the haevy dresser with the NES was sitting on top. The flashing red light returned. Fine. As far as I'm concerned, that flashing red light is the original "blue screen of death".

      This is not to say I don't like the thing. I ordered two of our favourite games on eBay earlier this year so we could relive our childhood (Contra and Gradius 2 AKA Life Force). Flashing red light. Fine.

  11. Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Top 15 games as posted by 1up:
    15. Dragon Warrior
    14. Duck Hunt
    13. StarTropics
    12. Bionic Commando
    11. Zelda II
    10. Duck Tales
    9. Super Mario Bros. 2
    8. Final Fantasy
    7. Mega Man 2
    6. Contra
    5. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
    4. River City Ransom
    3. Super Mario Bros.
    2. The Legend of Zelda
    1. Super Mario Bros. 3

    1. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Stargoat · · Score: 1
      There are some pretty good games that didn't make it up there.

      Silent Service
      Rampart
      Crystalis
      Metroid
      Castlevania III
      Skate or Die
      Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

      Nevermind. Some of those sucked. I like my PC better.

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    2. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by fishybell · · Score: 1

      That list is, not surprisingly, missing the most underrated, unkown game of all time; Destiny of an Emperor.

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    3. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

      Wow, I rarely see a "Top N Things" list that I agree with, but I'd say this is pretty spot on. There are so many NES classics though, it's hard to fit them all in a top 15 list. I'd say these a few more A+ titles that should be considered as top NES games.

      Metal Gear - This was the premier 'stealth' based game. And who can forget "the truck have started to move"?

      Castlevania. (I'd say 2 and 3 of the series were equally awesome, but in different ways. 2 with the RPG elements and open map, and 3 with the multiple paths and characters.)

      Earthbound - I belive the original Earthbound can be found English translated as Earthbound 0 in ROM form

      Tecmo (Super) Bowl - Greatest football games EVAR!

      Kid Icarus - I can't belive there hasn't been an update to this classic

      Metroid - I really thought this would have been on 1up's top 15.

      Kirby's Adventures - I really think this game was ahead of it's time. Current generation platformers still lack the depth of this of this title. Almost every enemy can be eaten, giving Kirby a different skill. Genius game design.

      Dr. Mario, Tetris, RC Pro Am, Ninja Gaiden, Battletoads, TMNT, the list goes on and on...

      Hrm..Why is it I have such a hard time thinking of such a great list for the current generation of systems? Is Nintendo right when it paints a bleak picture about the current state of the games industry?

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    4. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ninja Gaiden

      and two of the best sports titles ever:

      Blades of Steel

      Arch Rivals

    5. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't leave out BadStreet Brawlers. I still get a kick out of doing a "bad grab" on the old men and women in the game.

    6. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      Zelda II has no business on that list. TMNT II or III was far better than Zelda II. That one was not up to par with the rest of the series. Otherwise, I like that list a lot. It captures that variety of titles that I liked on NES.

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    7. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by c_forq · · Score: 1

      I have to say I disagree with Zelda 2 and Bionic Commando. I also can not wrap my head around how TMNT The Arcade Game or Metroid didn't make it on the list. Other notables: Battletoads, Solar Jetman, Blaster Master, Deja Vu, and Who Framed Rodger Rabbit.

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    8. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Romance of the Three Kingdoms 2 was better :P

      I liked Destiny of an Emperor too (still have both).

      All I can say is that all of these people going "NES sucks" and that all of the modern games are the shit make me feel old. I fear the day when someone's fond childhood memory video game-wise is Doom3...

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    9. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by RapidEye · · Score: 1

      The fact that Tetris didn't make it into the top 10 proves to me that 1up is a bunch of hacks!!!

      As much as I personally hated that game, my wife and brother both almost flunked out of college due to Tetris...

      Da Commie Bastages!

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    10. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it wasn't chosen by the authors, it was voted on by the people.

      for a lot of people, zelda II is one of the best games on the system. For me, it was the title that got me into the adventure and the RPG games.

    11. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Servants · · Score: 1

      it wasn't chosen by the authors, it was voted on by the people. A lot of people owned Zelda II, therefore it got a lot of votes. Same reason why Duck Hunt is on the list.

    12. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Verity_Crux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The frustrating thing is that Final Fantasy jumped in and followed the story-based model of Dragon Warrior, yet they have never come up with a story as good as Dragon Warrior 4, and Dragon Warrior 4 had replayability.

      The legend of Zelda and Metroid worked it on the maze idea. Modern games have wimpy mazes. Metroid required a notebook and mapping skills if you were to have any chance of beating the game before that expose' in Nintendo Power.

      Punch-Out required an item that seems to be void in many modern games: timing. You could never master the game without great timing. Modern games follow the more ammo and quicker reflexes ideals instead.

      I was trying to figure out why I enjoyed StarTropics so much. I remember it had great artwork and an intersting story. I think I enjoyed it because it was right on the border of frustrating and challenging.

    13. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by stpats · · Score: 1

      How is Tecmo Super Bowl being left off of all these lists???

    14. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by jeblucas · · Score: 1

      I think the phrase, "Then I got turned into an eggplant", can be used to distinguish the video game cogniscenti from the rabble. Kid Icarus forever.

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    15. Re:Top 15 games as posted by 1up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one was not up to par with the rest of the series.

      Until Zelda II came out, THERE WAS NO SERIES! At the time, Zelda II was huge. Even if you didn't like it then, it couldn't have been because it wasn't "up to par" with games that wouldn't even be imagined for years. And even if it wasn't as good as the games that followed in the series, that doesn't mean it wasn't a good game.

  12. NES #1? Ignorance. by ziggy+the+zagnut · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's foolish, revisionist history to say that Americans hated videogames. Does anyone remember Pac Man fever? The album? It was a phenomenon. There was a veritable ton of Pac Man schwag (cheesy merchandise like bubble gum dispensers, keychains, Rubik's cube knockoffs, etc.) showing strong evidence of video games' pre-Nintendo dominance in American culture.

    I'm very weary of articles, especially on boingboing.net, that pitch Mario Bros. as the original videogame. You all should be making fan art of Yar's Revenge, Pitfall and River Raid.

  13. Tribute by Chaotic+Spyder · · Score: 1

    Actually just got this link in an e-mail about 2 min ago.. Nintendo Choir
    cheesy but well done

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  14. SNES by killermookie · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the article details about NES (which I owned including the Atari 2600), I remember the day I went out and bought the SNES.

    I faked a sickness and fooled my parents, allowing me to stay home from school. Once they left, it was a quick ride to the local Woolworth store (remember those stores?) and a $200 purchase later I was at home playing Super Mario World.

    My parents didn't have a clue.

    1. Re:SNES by The-Bus · · Score: 1
      Once they left, it was a quick ride to the local Woolworth store


      Who drove you? The chauffeur? Who has $200 randomly lying around? Good god man, I never had $20 in cash lying around when I was that young. And how did your parents not notice?

      Apparently, I got stuck with observant shrews for parents.
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    2. Re:SNES by catprog · · Score: 1

      We still have woolworths (AUS). They only sell food though.

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    3. Re:SNES by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      How not? Did you have your own TV? Just you just play it that one day, then unplugged it all and hid it in your closet until you moved out?

    4. Re:SNES by Spytap · · Score: 1

      Taxi?
      Maybe he was old enough to drive, yet still going to High School...

    5. Re:SNES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are these things called buses you can sometimes "ride" on for a small fee. Or maybe it was a bicycle. Or maybe he was old enough to drive but still at high school. That last one opens up the possibility of a part-time job, which would also explain having the money.

    6. Re:SNES by killermookie · · Score: 1

      Ha! I guess I should have given my age. I just turned 32.

      SNES was released in 1991...so yeah, I was in High School.

    7. Re:SNES by kb7oeb · · Score: 1

      I still enjoy super mario world every once in a while, I don't think they have done anything like it since.

    8. Re:SNES by Joker1980 · · Score: 1

      Hehe ah those were the days, i remember going to a computer show (cant remember which one now) and basically blackmailing my dad into buying me one off a stall on the day of release.

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  15. I love the old NES! by GecKo213 · · Score: 1

    I got the NES for Christmas. It came with Super Mario Brothers and I also got Zelda. I must have played those games for 100+ hours the first Month. I spent so much time with my NES that my parents would make me go out and play with my friends and even signed me up for sports and swimming lessons etc so I would get outside. I thank my parents that I didn't just veg out, but still enjoy a good marathon game time from time to time. Ahhh, the good old days!

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  16. Super Mario Bros. Super Show by antdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    I noticed the article mentioned the cheesy lame cartoon series, Super Mario Bros. Super Show. You can watch that online on Yahooligans! TV for free. Even The Legend of Zelda cartoons are there.

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    1. Re:Super Mario Bros. Super Show by Saeger · · Score: 1

      Couldn't be any cheesier than this old mariobrothers flash cartoon?

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  17. ArticleS (yes, plural) Here by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Monday - The comeback kid: Commemorating 20 years of playing with power
    Tuesday - NES turns 20: EGM celebrates two decades of NES Mania
    Wednesday - Solid Gold: You picked 'em, we praise 'em. 1UP's top 15 NES games.

    And for the bandwidth savvy:

    Monday Tuesday Wednesday

    1. Re:ArticleS (yes, plural) Here by nickj6282 · · Score: 1

      Does it bother anyone else that the first article linked there refers to Mario as a carpenter? That really sticks in my craw!

    2. Re:ArticleS (yes, plural) Here by NattyBucho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, in the very beginning (in Donkey Kong), Mario was referred to as a carpenter. His profession was changed to a plumber with Mario Bros., so the article isn't entirely correct, but it's also not entirely wrong.

    3. Re:ArticleS (yes, plural) Here by nickj6282 · · Score: 1

      You're right! I will consider myself educated with your thanks. Reading through the rest of the article did provide me with a few chuckles by way of all of the spelling errors throughout. I love how you can tell when someone used spellchecker but they still aren't that great of a writer. Everything is spelled fine, but words are used horribly wrong in a few places in the article. I love it!

  18. Huh? by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


    The Atari 2600 had upset folks by flooding the market with bad software

    What? I had an Atari 2600 and I don't remember being "upset at bad software" at all. Was everyone else upset and I just somehow missed it?

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    1. Re:Huh? by maynard · · Score: 1

      Rotton 2600 games lived somewhere between ET and Custer's Revenge in the plane between unplayable and outright obnoxiousness. The system just didn't have enough oomph for Pac Man, Defender, or Star Raiders, but the 2600 version of Asteroids rocked.

    2. Re:Huh? by acvh · · Score: 1
      "Was everyone else upset and I just somehow missed it?"

      must be, because near the end of its life there were oodles of crap games out there. granted, it didn't take a PhD to guess which games would suck, if you played games, but for parents trying to buy games for kids it was a nightmare. keep in mind, also, there was no ign or slashdot to clue anyone in on game quality. ET wasn't alone in its suckitude either. PacMan was just as evil, maybe moreso given its arcade cousin. come to think of it, just about ALL the arcade ports sucked - Donkey Kong, Qbert, Centipede....

    3. Re:Huh? by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rotton 2600 games lived somewhere between ET and Custer's Revenge in the plane between unplayable and outright obnoxiousness. The system just didn't have enough oomph for Pac Man, Defender, or Star Raiders, but the 2600 version of Asteroids rocked.

      Keep in mind the time period. The 2600 was released in 1977 though the more common version was released in 1982, and games were limited to 4K IIRC and not even 1K of system RAM. The NES was released in 1987 IIRC.

      What they are describing is the console market crash of 1983. The parent might have not noticed this crash because games for the consoles were still plentyful, just the companies who made them folded and they ended up marked down to 5 bucks at Toys R Us. Remember the Adam, TI, Timex-Sinclair, Intelivision? Poof by 1984. Quite sad as all were pretty good products, well except the Timex. But there was much in the way of crap during that time as you pointed out, but a few gems here and there. For some reason though the atari 5200 and 7800 didn't become very popular, which isn't shocking as Atari's focus by this point was in a computer.

      Commodore and Atari stuck around for a good long while though... though the Commodore was very much stronger in the game department.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_2600
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainmen t_System
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1 983

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    4. Re:Huh? by crimson_alligator · · Score: 1

      The conventional wisdom (I am not sure if it is true) is that Atari made a huge mistake in letting almost any third-party release games for the 2600. There were hundreds of bad games. Some thing this led to the crash in the video game market.

      This issue was also very prevalent in the NES / Sega Master System era. Sega, doing the opposite of Atari, tightly controlled its games. Nintendo maintained looser controll than Sega but tighter than Atari. NES had more games than SMS not just because it was more popular, but because of company policy based to some extent in response to Atari's failed policy.

    5. Re:Huh? by maynard · · Score: 1

      Oh, I remember the time. I remember the Atari pong system and all the clones. And I remember the first time I saw the VCS, playing Space Invaders at a friend's house sometime in '78 or so. I must have been ten. And yeah, I wanted one within seconds of seeing it. :) As for the game market crash in '82, I don't remember the experience of it as it happened - but I do remember the fallout: lots of cheap games and consoles. Fun! Fun! Fun!

    6. Re:Huh? by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The conventional wisdom (I am not sure if it is true) is that Atari made a huge mistake in letting almost any third-party release games for the 2600. There were hundreds of bad games.

      Yah, I know there were tons of bad games available, but blaming that for the crash is just nonsense. There's thousands of terrible games available for the PC. I recall terrible games being available for the C64. I don't recall either of these game platforms dying.

      All these platforms (including the 2600) suceeded because of the great games available for it. I remember playing a game at a friends house or in a store and knowing if it sucked or not. Word of good games travels fast. I don't know why the videogame industry crashed, but it didn't have anything to do with only sucky games being available. If I were to guess I think it was just out-competed by the games availble on personal computers at the time like the C64 or even the Apple II.

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    7. Re:Huh? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >The NES was released in 1987 IIRC.

      I don't think so. I have Nintendo Tennis (a great game, actually) which is copyright '84.

      '87 was like the high point of NES, with Final Fantasy and SMIII coming out around then.

    8. Re:Huh? by kbonapart · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously never played E.T.

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    9. Re:Huh? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. I have Nintendo Tennis (a great game, actually) which is copyright '84.

      I stand corrected. I didn't pay that much attention to Nintendo till well the mid 80s.

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    10. Re:Huh? by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      >The conventional wisdom (I am not sure if it is true)
      >is that Atari made a huge mistake in letting almost any
      >third-party release games for the 2600.

      Looking at my rather extensive collection of old Spectrum games, I'd say that's probably not true, but kept around for the sake of justifying the current lock-in console makers love so much.

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    11. Re:Huh? by DarkJC · · Score: 0, Troll

      Um, guys...look at the title of the article. "20 years of NES". Doesn't that make it...1985?

    12. Re:Huh? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      > Um, guys...look at the title of the article. "20 years of NES".
      > Doesn't that make it...1985?

      The grandparent said their game was copyrighted 1984. Assuming it's one of the first games it was probally developed and written before the offical release of the console. 1985 sounds reasonable.

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    13. Re:Huh? by bjb · · Score: 1
      The 2600 was released in 1977 though the more common version was released in 1982, and games were limited to 4K IIRC and not even 1K of system RAM.

      Two things. First, there was no difference in capabilities between the revisions of the 2600. Second, the games were limited to 4K with 128 bytes of RAM. However, people got VERY clever over the years and figured out how to actually make the system go up to 64K (Though I don't think I ever saw a game larger than 32K; Summer Games and a driving game were the only two I think that ever got that large). Its actually quite impressive to see a device built for playing pong and "circus atari" to do something like Summer Games.

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  19. Tecmo Super Bowl? by elbenito69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it hard to believe that Tecmo Super Bowl didn't make their top 15 list of games. Despite being the most unrealistic sports game I've ever played, it also manages to be the most pure fun.

    1. Re:Tecmo Super Bowl? by MudButt · · Score: 1

      Speaking of that game... I was playing last year and noticed that Jerry Rice was still an active player for Seattle at the time. It blew my mind!

    2. Re:Tecmo Super Bowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. This is the pinnacle of video game football. Nothing else has come close to the greatness of TSB. Everything after TSB has sucked. But Top15 is too small of a list to mention all the great games for the NES.

  20. "Adult Gamers" by kevin_conaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the influx of high quality sports games attracted a whole new class of people to gaming, the "Adult Gamers." These are the folks that have money to spend but only play games casually with their friends.

    Whichever system had the best NBA 2K or Madden game won the pack. The others followed suit.

  21. Antitrust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the NES was a hit, controlling a healthy 90 percent of the U.S. home videogame industry at the peak of its popularity

    But 90%!?! Clearly they had a monopoly and should have been shutdown! Where were the Antitrust advocates then? My guess is playing video games. Even Microsoft doesn't have a 90% market share of personal computers.

    1. Re:Antitrust by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, nice troll, but they did get nailed in anti-trust action.

      As always, the reason they got nailed was not because they were a monopoly, but because they abused that position to eliminate competition.

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    2. Re:Antitrust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they did get in trouble for some things-- I have a very hazy recollection that the FTC nabbed them for price fixing at one point, for keeping the NES Advantage joystick price artificially high for years. You couldn't find that fucker for less than $40 *anywhere*, even a few years after it debuted.

  22. A+B by Sweep+The+Leg · · Score: 1

    To this day I am still wondering why I need more than A, B, Select, and Start. Anything else is redundant and useless. And on that note... up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-b-a-sele ct-start. Let's go mates!

    1. Re:A+B by deepcameo · · Score: 2, Funny

      ohhhhhh its contra time!

  23. 20 years later...who has forgotten... by carguy84 · · Score: 0

    UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT BA BA SELECT START or if you had no friends: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT BA BA START

  24. User base? by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frankly, Nintendo did more to destroy proper homebrew gaming than a thousand Ataris helped to establish it. I look forward to their doom thanks to the GamePark open handheld gaming platform.

    Where can I buy GP2X at retail in Fort Wayne, Indiana (pop 200K)? How many hundred thousand GP2X units will be sold in North America? Is it worth it to port a game to GP2X given the system's expected small user base?

    1. Re:User base? by smcallah · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the point being made that the GamePark is not going to be selling well enough to doom Nintendo in any way, shape, or form.

      If you can't walk into a store in Ft. Wayne and pick it up off the shelf, alongside every other mainstream game machine, then there is no doom to speak of.

      Thank you, play again.

  25. Call me in another year by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until next year, when my NES can finally play Tapper!

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  26. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    ...hated game consoles... should have bene the text. Look at the 2600. With like 3 ok games none even came close the the arcade equivilant. Up until the NES there was nothing good.

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  27. Uhh...Blaster Master?? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    Dude, Blaster Master has got to be the best NES game ever, hands down. Even beats Mario 3, which was amazing.

    Blaster Master was the best.

    Also, numbers 2-5:
    2. Mario 3
    3. MegaMan 3
    4. Metroid
    5. Zelda I (or maybe II, they were both great)

    Anyone remember 3-D World Runner, with the 3d glasses? What a tripped out game that was...

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    1. Re:Uhh...Blaster Master?? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I thought Zelda II was craptacular. On the other hand, The Guardian Legend is one of the best games ever made. Solomon's Key may be the best action puzzle game, ever. And of course, Tengen's unlicensed (by Nintendo, not by Elorg, which did license it to them) version of Tetris is the best. Tetris. Evar.

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    2. Re:Uhh...Blaster Master?? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      I have three words:

      Battle of Olympus.

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    3. Re:Uhh...Blaster Master?? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Man I am glad someone mentioned Blaster Master. When I first borrowed the game, I thought it had the lamest name and cover. Then the car started shooting missiles and became a hovercraft and boat. And you get out of your vehicle too. It turned out to be the best game I have ever seen on the NES. Yes it was the best. My number 2 to 5.

      2. Castlevania II: Simons Quest
      3. Adventures of Link
      4. MegaMan 2
      5. Track & Field II

  28. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by mmusson · · Score: 1

    Buckner & Garcia have an official site for the Pac Man Fever album. They sell a CD that is a newer recording of the original material. I bought it for nostalgia value. I have the original LP also but I no longer have a way to play it.

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  29. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by pappy97 · · Score: 1

    I know this is blasphemy here, but watch G4's Icons episode about the Video Game Industry. They discuss the crash of the Video Game market in the early 80's, and how the release of the NES brought the industry back to life.

  30. Jaws..... by Sweep+The+Leg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone ever beat Jaws? It's like almost 20 years later and I still can't kill Jaws at the end. Everyone I know has experienced the same. It's impossible. I've even tried looking up walkthrus and still he doesn't die. We've tried 15 different cartridges, still same. I can't die happy until I beat that game. Time to go summon the game genie.

    1. Re:Jaws..... by gotkube · · Score: 1

      Can't remember if I beat Jaws, but it was a fun game nonetheless. What about Battletoads? I never was able to get by Level 3 (the speedsters). Damn you Rare! ;)

    2. Re:Jaws..... by size1one · · Score: 1

      Yes it is possible to beat it, i did so several times. You just need to jab the bow into jaws at just the right time.

    3. Re:Jaws..... by Throtex · · Score: 1

      You don't need to look at the screen ... just keep pushing up-down-up-down etc. at a steady clip. Oh, and aim for one of the walls (not sure which) to hit a warp. :)

      Battletoads was an awesome game!

    4. Re:Jaws..... by crimson30 · · Score: 1

      This kid I knew had Jaws and we always thought it was one of those games without a real ending... or just too damn difficult, like Friday the 13th. So, this one time, this other friend of mine was over and I was playing it and he asked if that's all the game had was that little map and repetative play, so the other kid and I start making up this story about how you get a submarine and then you get the stealth bomber and then you go to the mountains and fight a yeti, etc, etc. So, of course, he calls bullshit on us, but eventually I get the submarine thingy and of course we lay it on, with "See... we told you. And you didn't believe us!"

      Now, I'd played the game for countless hours before, but it just so happens that I unexpectingly killed Jaws. It kinda ruined our whole crazy story :/

    5. Re:Jaws..... by Castar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you're going to need a bigger controller.

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    6. Re:Jaws..... by Radix37 · · Score: 1

      Someone was beating it just recently, in under 6 minutes: http://speeddemosarchive.com/Jaws.html

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    7. Re:Jaws..... by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      I beat it, just have to keep going around collecting shells and powering up, then when you defeat jaws in the water you get to the part that's just as stupid as Jaws 3. You have to shock jaws out of the water, then ram him with your boat.

      Ya know, shark hunting the Jamacian way

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  31. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PacMan was prior to the Video Game Crash. After the Video Game Crash, all the people who'd spent MegaBucks on Atari, Intellivison, and Coleco systems were left out in the cold with highly expensive hardware and no software to buy. A LOT of consumers became rather despondant over this, thus the line "Americans hated video games." It was so bad that Nintendo called the console an "Entertainment System" and marketed a Robot with it to keep people from thinking of it as Another Video Game Console(TM).

    Originally, Nintendo was also going to market a disk drive (which was available for the Fanicom in Japan) so that people could use it as a home PC. As it turned out, the market accepted the Nintendo well enough that they eventually ditched the whole "home computer" idea.

  32. 20 Years of NES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  33. NES inspired music by Neva · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are quite a few people nowadays, who have grown up with NES systems in their time, keeping the music alive in various forms. For instance:

    Minibosses
    Redefined - Nintendo A Cappella
    All Your Bass A Cappella

    ..and as a side mention:
    http://www.pressplayontape.com/

    1. Re:NES inspired music by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      I have to also give "big-ups" to my hometown players: The NESkimos.

      The NESkimos fuckin rock your socks off. You don't have to Slashdot their homepage ... but you can Slashdot Soundclick here: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?band ID=91259

      Also worth mentioning is The Advantage (you can even find their CD on Amazon.com), but as they are from the West Coast they only get ups, but not big- or otherwise. I will admit they do some good work with Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania(s).

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  34. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You and your fancy Pac-Man, friggin Pong was the first out-of-the-door smash hit.

    In the book "High Score!: The Illustrated History of Electronic Games", Nolan Bushnell recalls taking the prototype Pong unit to a local bar, the bar called him back the same night and told him it was broken, when the problem was investiaged it turned out that the coinbox was full and was jamming the game.

    Pong went on to make millions (1 quarter a pop, in the early 70s yet) way before consoles became successful.

    Dang kids n' their Pac-Man revoloution crap!

  35. Anybody else notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the user review of Zelda 2 got replaced by the review of StarTropics?

  36. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    2600 games didn't have to be like the arcade because our expectations were not yet so damned high. I had great fun playing the 2600 versions of frogger, missile command, pac-man, river raid, jungle hunt, and others.

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  37. No Games? by miyako · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was expecting to see a list of reasons why the NES was great...like yet another top 10 list or something, so I'll post one, here are my top 10 NES games I think everyone should play if given a chance (in no particular order).
    1. Dragon Warrior - the game that started the JRPG.
    2. Blaster Master - the first game I remember playing that had something like an Isometric view
    3. Super Mario Bro's 3 - perhaps the finest mario game ever.
    4. Bionic Commando - Robotic Zombie Hitler and a huge bionic claw, what more could you ask for?
    5. The Ledgend of Zelda - A classic by any definition
    6. Kirby - one of the prettiest games for the NES and a fine platformer- too bad they changed the formula so much for later games
    7. Castlevania - the first survival horror game, the controls are a little clunky but it's still a classic platformer
    8. Megaman - I've never actually beaten any of the Megaman games, but a classic if you like HARD games
    9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II The Arcade Game - This is one of those games that's probably not great, but I remember it fondly
    10. Final Fantasy - The first in the series, a solid game but definitely different than today's FF games.
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    1. Re:No Games? by grandmofftarkin · · Score: 1

      The key to the first megaman is beating metal man first. Then everything is easy.

    2. Re:No Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no metal man in the original megaman. you're thinking of mega man 2.

  38. Unhappy with Atari? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Atari 2600 had upset folks by flooding the market with bad software and, at first, retailers were reluctant to sell another system. But the NES was a hit, controlling a healthy 90 percent of the U.S. home videogame industry at the peak of its popularity.

    I don't remember anyone being upset by the quality of games on the Atari. Everyone I know, myself included, was amazed they they could have Pong, Pitfall, Frogger, Centipede, and Asteroids right on their own TV. It didn't matter that they sucked, because we had nothing to compare them to! They were new, innovative, and best of all you didn't need a pocket full of quarters and a ride to the mall. Maybe adults were unhappy, but I distinctly remember my friends and I having to wait (im)patiently while their dads would finish that last game of Pong (before the inevitable throwing of the paddle and the obligitory "God damnit, piece of $#@% fsking...!").

    1. Re:Unhappy with Atari? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      , but I distinctly remember my friends and I having to wait (im)patiently while their dads would finish that last game of Pong (before the inevitable throwing of the paddle and the obligitory "God damnit, piece of $#@% fsking...!")

      I distinctly remember giving my dad the second joypad of the Atari 2600, while I went along playing Space Invaders (leaving him under the illusion he was doing great).
      This only backstabbed me once "he" set a nice record and he would brag about it the whole week :)

    2. Re:Unhappy with Atari? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I don't remember anyone being upset by the quality of games on the Atari. Everyone I know, myself included, was amazed they they could have Pong, Pitfall, Frogger, Centipede, and Asteroids right on their own TV. It didn't matter that they sucked, because we had nothing to compare them to!

      Yes we did, the arcade game. There was no contest, arcade games were superior by far. I mean this is to be expected for something that was released in 1977. The crash of 1983 was a combo of two facts. One there was a flood of crappy games on the market. I'm not talking Pong, Pitfall, Frogger or anything classic, a flood of 200 titles that were pretty much released as fast as they were written without testing, which annoyed the living hell out of atari because even though they didn't make the game they got the phone calls. Even atari didn't consider pacman when they released their spiffy 360 controlers for their 5200, had they actually taken the time to test the controlers they would see they didn't work well for games that needed right angle turns and they broke quickly. And the other issue was sort of created by the execs them selves seeing this whole console thing as a fad. This is rather why Nintendo and Atari were so hip on the idea of actually controling what games were released on their systems after the fact. "M Network" is a good example of this... hitting the market full steam [M Network is the cure for the video blues] making available intellivision titles for the aging 2600 then poof by 1983. It's my belief that it was the panicing execs thinking this all was just a fad who created their own nightmare. The main reason people put down their 2600 was the fact that they couldn't buy anything new for it, or at least no one knew how. So why buy another game system that will only have new games for only a couple of years?

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  39. Link's first adventure... by CyanDisaster · · Score: 1

    ...Link's first adventure on the NES was a milestone for home game consoles, offering the deep gameplay of a computer game with a more streamlined interface...

    ...and yet the image shown above the caption is that from his second adventure.

    Hope be with ye,
    Cyan

  40. Hot Air? by jimbonics · · Score: 2, Informative
    Some people blew into their cartridges when they didn't work to "clean" them to work again.

    The smart folk simply breathed hot air into them, thus forming a little condensation mositure onto the cartridge slot contacts.

    worked every time.

    1. Re:Hot Air? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      Some people blew into their cartridges when they didn't work to "clean" them to work again.

      And some people even took a bit of dust out from under the carpet, rubbed the cartridge in it, and then returned it to the video-rental place, claiming that 'Total Recall' (or whatever else crappy game that got rented on a meager allowance) did not work :)

      *cough*

      'Course I'm not talking bout me, but a friend...

      *cracks*

      Ok, I was 12 at the time, ok, twelve !

    2. Re:Hot Air? by Daverd · · Score: 1

      A better method for cleaning your cartridges is to use rubbing alcohol, or anything with alcohol in it (I used Febreeze on a number of occasions and it worked great.) Just put some on a q-tip and scrub away. You'll know it's working because the q-tip will turn a different color after you clean the connectors. Green I think.

      I used Febreeze on a faulty GBA link connector recently and it worked like a charm. You'll never have to blow on your games again!

  41. My Mother by DrugCheese · · Score: 3, Interesting

    still begs me to find her a NES system so she can play her Dr.Mario and other games she was more addicted to then I being addicted to Final Fantasy or Dragon Warrior. Although I've set her up with nesticle and a generaic d-pad, it's not a Nintendo controller so she doesn't like it.

    NES was a family tradition with us, after dinner we'd all sit around and play duck hunt or Mario Brothers.

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    1. Re:My Mother by Physician · · Score: 0

      What's the big deal? You can get them for super cheap on ebay. Go buy your mom one.

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    2. Re:My Mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are tutorials on the internet that show you how to connect a NES controller to your computer http://www.joystiq.com/entry/7817137582525561/, it just takes a bit of soldering. There's also USB http://www.zeroorone.com/nesusb.html. You could even buy a USB adapter for an SNES controller http://www.lik-sang.com/news.php?artc=3339if you don't want to rip the NES controller open and fiddle with the wires.

    3. Re:My Mother by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Although I've set her up with nesticle and a generaic d-pad, it's not a Nintendo controller so she doesn't like it.

      1. NESticle is SO 1998, dude. (And I'd be embarrassed to refer to it by name in front of my mother...)

      There are so many better NES emus available today. My favorite is the open-source FCE Ultra.

      2. If having the authentic NES controller is an important consideration, it's worth the dough to splurge for a RetroPad. They're actual NES controllers, retrofitted for USB.

  42. Hated? What hate? by SpiceWare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nobody stopped gaming, they just changed where they gamed. The early to mid 80s was when home computers first became affordable. Everybody I knew turned off their Atari/Coleco/Intellivision game console and started gaming on their Atari/Commodore/TRS-80 computer system instead.

  43. How the NES ruined my life by deep_zeus · · Score: 1

    I had a normal childhood until the NES came along and ruined my life. Specifically the introduction of the Legend of Zelda franchise. I would play that game until the controllers were stripped from my tiny cramped fingers. I would play with the sound off when my parents fell asleep and fall asleep in school thinking about it. That system started me on a life long video game obsession that continues today and always seems to hack at my GPA thank the heavens I ever got to college, now I just have to finish.

    --
    To quote Walter Neff, the evil hero in "Double Indemnity", "Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?"
  44. Woah... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    does it make me weird that I liked that game? Well I wasn't terribly good, I could never get that far on anything higher than easy. Come to think of it, I do recall it being buggy and sometimes it was impossible to finish. And ET opening his mouth to fly.... hmm Ok now that I think about it, it sucked.

  45. Circus, Circus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Atari 2600 sucked?!

    Pac Man. Asteroids. Frogger. Donkey Kong. Enduro. Yes, Circus Circus.

    'nuff said

  46. Hot sex scene. by red990033 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was 7, I figured out how to unlock the hidden sex scene inside of Super Mario Bros.

    That three-some between Mario, Lugi, and the Princess was hot.

    Needless to say, my mom threw out my NES system.

    --
    Do what I say, cuz I said it.
    -Meatwad
    1. Re:Hot sex scene. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That three-some between Mario, Lugi, and the Princess was hot.

      Needless to say, my mom threw out my NES system.


      Maybe because Mario and Luigi were your nicknames for your boys, and The Princess was your nickname for the NES cartrige slot.

      Not that we haven't all been there.

  47. I've got Pac Man Fever! by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    Everyone get on now and listen to it!

    I've got Pac Maaaaaaan Feeeever! YEAH!

  48. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by nunchux · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's foolish, revisionist history to say that Americans hated videogames. Does anyone remember Pac Man fever? The album? It was a phenomenon. There was a veritable ton of Pac Man schwag (cheesy merchandise like bubble gum dispensers, keychains, Rubik's cube knockoffs, etc.) showing strong evidence of video games' pre-Nintendo dominance in American culture.

    I was 14 or 15 around the time and remember it well. A few years before, everyone loved games. Every family had an Atari. Every mall had an arcade. EVERYONE played games. Even parents. And girls. Then, there was a crash, for whatever reason-- most likely because even the best games were limited and got boring fast. In 1984-5, if you liked video games, you owned a Commodore 64. The days of families-- or really anyone but pasty-faced geeks-- buying consoles and games was very much over. That is, until Nintendo revolutionized the market. Their games were light years beyond previous generation because they weren't just three screens of action that repeated until you died, they were fun and interesting worlds that could be explored. And unlike the typical Atari game that just got faster and faster on the same screen until you inevitably died, Nintendo games could be beaten and won.

    As for revisionism-- I don't think there's any shortage of Pac Man or Atari nostalgia, especially on the web. 32-in-1 Atari joysticks sell by the millions and I see 20-somethings in vintage game shirts all the time. Are you really trying to suggest that no one remembers that era?

    I'm very weary of articles, especially on boingboing.net, that pitch Mario Bros. as the original videogame. You all should be making fan art of Yar's Revenge, Pitfall and River Raid.

    I haven't seen many articles like that, but I'll believe you. But I think this is a key to why Nintendo is so beloved-- you don't give a shit about Yar and why he wants revenge, or what the River Raid plane's mission was. You don't really even care why Pac Man does whatever he does. Nintendo's games and characters-- Zelda, Mario, Metroid, etc.-- have a story and a soul. They may look primitive now, but at the time they felt like cartoons brought to life.

  49. NES robot by k98sven · · Score: 1

    It was so bad that Nintendo called the console an "Entertainment System" and marketed a Robot with it to keep people from thinking of it as Another Video Game Console(TM).

    Yeah.. What was up with that robot?

    As a robot-crazed geek kid, I was hugely impressed by the Nintendo robot in their TV ads back in the 80's. I never owned one though, and never met anyone who did. Did anyone here have one? Was there more than one game for it? And how much fun was it? Or, as my adult mind tells me.. how badly did it suck?

    1. Re:NES robot by shadow303 · · Score: 1

      My brother had one of the robots (I think it was called Rob). There were at least two games for it, but I only played Gyromite (the other game that I know of was Stack Up or something like that). You push buttons on your controller and the screen would flash sending a signal telling Rob what to do (open/close his grip, raise/lower the arms, rotate the arms around his body). For gyromite, you had to pick up a gyro from one side of his setup, stick it in the spinner thingy on the other side, and then place the spinning gyro on to one of two pedastals in front of it. There was an aparatus to convert the pressure on the pedastal into a button push on the second game controller. Essentially, you had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get Rob to push either A or B on the second controller. Just playing with the robot was kind of fun, but trying to actually get it to do something useful in the game got old pretty quick. We ended up playing through gyromite with my brother playing normal and me substituing for the robot. Really the most fun thing was skipping the game entirely and just playing with the gyros and the gizmo that made them spin (those gyros would spin for a really long time).

      --
      I've got a mind like a steel trap - it's got an animal's foot stuck in it.
    2. Re:NES robot by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine had the robot. It was, in a word, crap. There were two games for it. Gyromite and some other game. They were, in a word, crap.

      Here's roughly (from my twenty year old memories) how Gyromite worked: You tried to navigate some guy through a side-scrolling platform maze which featured movable red and blue columns. Raising one color of columns would lower the other, and coordinating this was the basic challenge of the game.

      It was essentially a two-player game, and with another human it actually wasn't so bad. One player controls the guy, the other controls the columns. This was fun because the guy could be crushed by the columns, and so the second player would open up the pathways to lure the first player in, then try to crush them while player one tried to get through and avoid being crushed.

      What if you didn't have a friend? Well, that's where your artificial buddy Robbie the Robot came in! The robot had a gyroscope (hence Gyromite) that it could move between two plates (buttons). That's it. It might have had one other function, but I don't remember. Moving the gyro was basically it. So the gameplay then was this: Move guy around, hit start or something to pause the game and enter robot command mode, and tell the robot to switch buttons. The robot would then pick up the gyroscope, slowly move it over to the other button, and drop it causing the columns to move and allowing you to continue moving your guy. Why couldn't they have just made it so hitting the right button made the columns move directly? Because then you wouldn't need Robbie, silly!

      The game was incredibly annoying to play with the robot. I don't really remember the other game at all, except that it sucked even more than gyromite and didn't have a fun two human option. I don't think they ever made any more games for it, but I could be wrong.

      I distinctly remember a Sega ad that openly mocked Robbie the Robot, and it was richly deserved.

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    3. Re:NES robot by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

      I had the robot guy and Gyromite. Pretty crappy experience after the novelty wore off (like say 15 minutes), even to a kid as young as I was at the time...I dunno, 10 or 11? Anyhow, I just liked spinning the gyros up and playing with them like tops. Gyromite you could play without the robot, but the game was about as much fun as Duck Hunt, which was also bundled with the system, and wasn't any fun at all either IMO.

      One memory I have of the NES is waiting to get Double Dragon. For some reason I remember Double Dragon being really fun at the arcade, so I was really excited. My grandma was going to get it for me for my birthday, and I'd run home every day from school to check the mail for it. Talked it up to my friends how sweet it would be when Double Dragon came. Well it didn't come and didn't come and didn't come...finally about six months later my grandma (I never asked her about it because I didn't want to be rude) found it in her closet all wrapped up and sent it to me. Heh. Anyhow, it took only a few levels to realize that Double Dragon absolutely SUCKED on the NES. The only fun thing was to take advantage of the bug in the first screen where you could hop up on top of the building....not much to do up there but think about how cool it was to be up there.

      The best games in my opinion were Zelda, Ikari Warriors, and some top down spaceship game that started with a Z...crap my brain wants to say Zaxxon but it wasn't that (had Zaxxon on Coleco, sweet!)...Zanac? We were kinda poor so most of my gaming experiences were on rentals, and there was no such thing as "five day rentals" back then...it was due the next day at 3PM. That meant extreme marathon play all night long and hoping against all hope to have enough energy to bike back to the rental shop before 3. Long before bike helmets, I can't believe we survived (*sarcasm*)! In college I discovered that track and field was actually pretty fun too (with beer).

    4. Re:NES robot by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

      I actually had R.O.B..... He was called that because it stood for "Robotic Operated Buddy" ... and IMHO, I think it was a very creative idea and I actually enjoyed playing with the robot but the issue was that if you were at the age that the robot was really cool, then you weren't old enough to be able to completely understand how the game was supposed to work.... if you were old enough to play the game, R.O.B. was stupid and, well.... we see the dillema.

  50. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's foolish, revisionist history to say that Americans hated videogames. Does anyone remember Pac Man fever?"

    You named everything that had to do with Pac-Man other than the 2600 port, and it was that game that helped America to learn to hate video games.

    Pac-Man for the 2600 sucked long hard pixelated bars.

  51. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    I'm very weary of articles, especially on boingboing.net, that pitch Mario Bros. as the original videogame. You all should be making fan art of Yar's Revenge, Pitfall and River Raid.

    And I'm very weary of people that pitch games like Yar's Revenge, Pitfall, and River Raid as the original videogame. You all should be making fan art of Pong and Tunnel Adventure!

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  52. Only thing I remember about NES by o0SupaCB0o · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is blowing in the carts and jamming them down (quite violently) repeatedly to get it working. I also had to shove a second cart in there just to get it working on some carts.

    If there was an award for shitty design I would bet the NES wins it hands down.

  53. Must have done something right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NES must have done something right. Even *my* "Go play outside" parents broke down and bought me one. It's the only console I've ever owned, in fact. Still have it somewhere.

  54. Some others... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't necessarily categorize these as "great"; I just have really fond memories of them.

    California Games
    Contra
    Dick Tracy
    Double Dragon
    Double Dribble
    Excite Bike
    Legendary Wings
    Little Nemo
    Mega Man
    Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
    Ninja Gaiden
    Paperboy
    Skate or Die
    Super Mario Bros. 2
    Tecmo Bowl
    Tiny Toon Adventures
    Track and Field (WITH POWERPAD!)
    Wolverine

    1. Re:Some others... by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

      you didnt mention metroid in either list. Your geek license is removed.

      to add a few more:
      duckhunt
      baseball stars
      donkey kong jr.
      cobra triangle
      3d world runner
      rad racer
      rc pro-am
      faxanadu

    2. Re:Some others... by miyako · · Score: 1

      ahhh, I knew there was one I was forgetting. Any chance I can get off with just a suspended geek license?
      I remember having Metroid on NES when I was younger, but I never really got into it, I think the game was too open-ended for a 6 year old to really do much with. It wasn't until after I played Super Metroid that I went back through and played the original. I think Metroid: Zero Mission is perhaps my favorite of the Metroid series- great remake of the original for anyone who hasn't played it.

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    3. Re:Some others... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked Metroid as a kid, but after replaying it recently I couldn't tell you why. That game is so BORING. Oh yeah, I love falling down an 8 screen pit and spending the next hour perfecting my precise jumping techniques trying to get out without falling back down to the bottom repeatedly. It is also oodles of fun standing next to one of those flying bug generator things for ten to twenty minutes at a time and killing them every three seconds in order to refill life and missiles.

      Oh, that was a blast. Not.

  55. Unauthorized Games by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    Errr, I'm confused. If there was a lock-out chip, why do I recall playing Tengen games on the NES that weren't liscensed by Nintendo. I belive there were several Tengen games. Also I remeber the HARDEST GAME EVER: The Adventures of Dizzy. It was released unauthorized by Codemasters. I remeber there was a little switch in the back of the cart, and if the game didn't work in one position, you flicked it in the other.

    Here I found a link that gives a bit of a run down between all the different unauthorized carts that were manufactured for the NES. Have a look.

    Vidgame.Net

    --

    "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    1. Re:Unauthorized Games by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "why do I recall playing Tengen games on the NES that weren't liscensed by Nintendo."

      Lawyers. Tengen (among others) reverse-engineered the lock-out chip and then fought Nintendo in court until they were able to use their work-around.

    2. Re:Unauthorized Games by Servants · · Score: 1

      I belive there were several Tengen games...

      Two of my favorite NES games were by Tengen. Gauntlet was huge, challenging, and quite well-designed; to this day I've never made it past the dragon on the last level. They also made a version of Tetris that was really embarrassingly superior to Nintendo's own. The two-player game was especially good.

    3. Re:Unauthorized Games by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Remember that Tengen were actually part of Atari and as such, the Tetris and Gauntlet ports for the NES were actually direcly ported from the atari arcade machines.

    4. Re:Unauthorized Games by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have a copy of gauntlet that was licensed. It had the standard gray cart, with the seal of quality and everything. I know just know that there was an unauthorized version witht he black cart, etc. I guess there was some kind of settlement or something.

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      "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    5. Re:Unauthorized Games by jonwil · · Score: 1

      What happened is that the licenced gauntlett was released before Tengen decided to break away, go unlicenced and clone the 10NES chip.

  56. NES was great, except for the connector by jshaped · · Score: 1

    yeah, so the NES was da bomb, everything from the perfect rectangular controllers to the sexy graphics.
    But, the connector for the cartridges?
    the engineer that designed that should be shot and killed.
    you know how it went... blow on the cartridge, shove it into the NES, push down, hit power, nope, didn't work.
    so you try a different method... be very gentle, slowly insert the cartridge, slower push down, hit power, still nothing.
    every person had a different technique.
    some said to put the cartridge in with the power already on.
    but when it did work... hell yeah.

  57. It sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NINTENDO? Bah, my PSP is much better!!!

    Oh, wait.. 20 years? I wasn't even born then...

  58. Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you missed nothing! The 2600 flat-out fucking rocked! The Nintendopussies just have larger numbers, having grown-up just behind us and snatched up the cheap foreign crap that was flooding the market because that very market was just proven by an innovative domestic firm. Sure, Atari got a little greedy then, but even that was instructional to all the other major companies who have since mimicked such cheap-commercial games with increasing savvy. Thanks for the fun, Atari!

  59. HAHA! mod parent +273 HOJILLION funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohh man, ET was so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

    1. Re:HAHA! mod parent +273 HOJILLION funny! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      No, it was the Power Glove that was "so bad".

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      "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  60. new NES games being made by Mr.+Memblers · · Score: 1

    NES is still alive, I'm making new carts for it. :)

  61. And... by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 1

    It was 10 years ago today I borke my addiction to that god damned console =P Any1 wanta play sum duck hunter wit' me?

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  62. Symphony of Super Mario Brothers Theme by 42 · · Score: 1

    For anybody who grew up with a Nintendo this is definitely worth a listen... Super Mario Brothers Theme by Boston Pops - John Williams.

  63. Re:Hated? What hate? by cr0sh · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget the fact of arcades - I spent way too many quarters there as a youth. While arcades have never really died (although there for a while it seemed that arcades had nothing but fighting games), the NES was the first system to really bring "arcade level" gaming to the consumer home market (although, one could argue the Vectrex did that, too). So, in the time between the fall of the Atari console and the rise of the NES, we had regular arcades, and home computers for everything else.

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  64. Sweet Mini-ITX mod by dslauson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    NEVER think about destroying a functional NES, because that would be sacrelige. If you happen to have access to a broken NES, check out this awesome mod.

    BTW, my top 5 games:
    1. Super Mario 3
    2. Metroid
    3. Zelda (The original, baby)
    4. Excitebike
    5. RC Pro-Am
  65. Re:Top 15 games: #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YEs!

    KID ICARUS: greateSt G4M3 3v3|2!!!!111

    we need a part tW0

  66. NES development by Hangin10 · · Score: 1

    http://nesdev.parodius.com/ is a center for NES development. I highly recommend it! 6502 assembly can be a lot of fun once you get the hang of it.

  67. Thanks Nintendo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was raised by Nintendo, now I have no social skills or friends!

  68. "No longer trapped in a single room..." by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Referring to SMB and the establishment of the platform genre, they mention - "No longer were players trapped inside a single, claustrophobic room..." What about Pitfall?

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    ---GEC
    I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
  69. Nuff Said. by size1one · · Score: 0, Redundant

    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, [select,] start

  70. US Copyrights by cpu_fusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't it wonderful that 20 years later, those low res, obsolete games which many of would want to play as a trip down memory lane are STILL COPYRIGHTED, and will be for another 100 years or so?

    Intellectual property laws: they work so you don't have to.

    1. Re:US Copyrights by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Isn't it wonderful that 20 years later, those low res, obsolete games which many of would want to play as a trip down memory lane are STILL COPYRIGHTED, and will be for another 100 years or so?

      It wouldn't be "so bad" if the media was 100% reliable. I remember my copy of civ for the Amiga was buggered and the box said I could get a replacement for a nominal fee. Well, I couldn't because they didn't have any anymore, or the ability to copy it. Granted this was slightly less than a decade ago but a valid enough point.

      But yes, software copyrights should at the very least be an opt in system where total apathy causes them to expire earlier.

      --
      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    2. Re:US Copyrights by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Really don't see why -all- copyrights shouldn't expire earlier, period. Within 5 years, almost all copyrighted material either has turned a profit or never is going to. Since this would still be plenty of time to encourage creators to create, why have it longer then that at all? (Maybe offer a one-shot, very expensive 5-year renewal, but ONLY one?)

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  71. 20 years - will it be 20 more? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Doesn't seem like it has been that long, but I guess it has. Now, there are some who are eagerly awaiting Nintendo's next-gen console, the Revolution. All that has been seen so far is the controller.

    The controller is innovative, but I wonder if it will really be the "revolution" promised? Will players like having the complex system this controller offers? I don't know. Furthermore, what will the actual system look like? We will have to wait and see, but it is likely to play, yet again, on a normal and boring (although HD) television set.

    You know what would have been a true "Revolution"?

    A little while back a homemade CGI animation "advertisement" video floated around, purporting to show the Nintendo "RevolutiON". It turned out to be nothing more than a very well made fan video (very well made) - but the gaming system it showed, if it could be built (or something similar to it) - would have been nothing short of revolutionary.

    • First person immersive large FOV HMD
    • Hand and head tracking system
    • Wireless control

    In short, a home VR gaming rig, unlike anything the the home market has seen, this side of the (never made it to market) Sega VR system or (the flop) Nintendo Virtual Boy.

    Unfortunately, due to the failure of the Virtual Boy, we will likely never see a system like this appear, at least from Nintendo (and maybe from nobody). Due to so many issues (simulator sickness/liability and affordable tracking systems being the main two reasons), such a system would be difficult for any company to bring out, but Nintendo has the Virtual Boy as an "albatross" to boot, keeping it from releasing such a "console".

    We will likely never see a controller/HMD combo pack from a 3rd party, either - this was tried in the mid to late 1990's, and fell flat on its face (the technology wasn't there for a price that people were willing to pay, and the systems then in existence weren't ready for that level, either). I find it curiously odd, though - we have so many great first-person shooters and other first-person games, but taking them to the level of full-blown immersion doesn't seem to be something that gamers want. I tend to wonder why this is - the ability to "be in the game" - fooling your visual and auditory senses to the point where it feels like you are there - I would think that any gamer of today would be striving to have this, whether by commercial or homebrew means. But such a course doesn't even appear to be something gamers are thinking about...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:20 years - will it be 20 more? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      ### Will players like having the complex system this controller offers?

      What complex system? The controller as two buttons for actions, the rest is all done via hand movement. The whole point of the controller is to turn the complexity *down*.

      ### Furthermore, what will the actual system look like?

      Like this:

      http://media.nintendo.com/mediaFiles/d1ab3f47-ac85 -468e-accd-c68afd37d282.jpg

      pictures of that have been floating around on the net for month.

      ### We will have to wait and see, but it is likely to play, yet again, on a normal and boring (although HD) television set.

      Yes, normal TV, but no HD, Nintendo has multiple times said that they won't go HD-TV to reduce the cost of the console.

      ### A little while back a homemade CGI animation "advertisement" video floated around, purporting to show the Nintendo "RevolutiON". It turned out to be nothing more than a very well made fan video (very well made)

      The real Nintendo Revolution is actually quite close to the system shown in that video, sure you don't have a headset, but having a 3D-mouse, which the Revolution controller is after all, is the first step into 'real' VR. Take two of those controllers, add a headset and you have most of 'NintendoON'.

      ### Unfortunately, due to the failure of the Virtual Boy, we will likely never see a system like this appear,

      I wouldn't say never, but such system have some huge throuble to appeal to a wider audience, since they bring all kinds of throuble with them (motion sickness, headaches, etc). Beside from that today even something simple as a joystick for the PC seems already be enough to turn people away, so everything has to be dumped down to work with mouse and keyboard. So if you can't even get people to buy joysticks, getting them to buy VR glasses will be a long way.

  72. never appreciated the NES by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    I never could get into the NES, because the graphics were so damned ugly compared to the coin arcades. At least the PC's of the day from Apple, Atari, and Commodore could begin to approximate arcade graphics. I only came to appreciate consoles with the 16-bit generation.

    It is clear in retrospect that Nintendo produced some remarkably creative games for that ugly little system--but I still can't stand to play it.

    1. Re:never appreciated the NES by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
      Dude...

      Comments like that make you a target for blame. A lot of us blame people like you for the games of today. First person shooters killed video games. We get one after the other with significant graphical enhancements, and nothing else going for them. Where did my adventure games go?

      The nintendo didn't have great graphics, but boy, were the games fun. And since everyone is doing it, I'll go ahead and give my top games list:

      1. Super Mario Bros. 3
      2. Contra
      3. Zelda
      4. Mega Man 2
      5. Jackal

      Also, a couple of lesser known games that were really great include

      • Big Nose the Caveman
      • Ultimate Stuntman
      • Hook

      Give these a serious try. You might change your mind. Every once in a while, I still like to spend some time playing them.

      --

      Warning: Opinions known to be heavily biased.

    2. Re:never appreciated the NES by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      First person shooters killed video games. We get one after the other with significant graphical enhancements, and nothing else going for them. Where did my adventure games go?

      Can't say that I ever much got into first person shooters. Classic styles of games are still alive and well, mainly on the Nintendo handhelds--and with good graphics, to boot. And many of the classic coin arcade games are now available in console classics collections (or under PC emulation) with the original arcade graphics

  73. Memories! by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1

    I was never able to clear Metal Gear 2. That last boss was fuckin' impossible. Imagine fighting an enemy who's only weakness is the bottom of his feet. Now picture you trying to get him to walk over mines you place, but he never does. Bingo.

    Legacy of the Wizard? Don't get me started on that. That was a game you could truly become irrecovocably stuck in; that's stuck as in reset-the-unit-and-start-again stuck.

    Lots of memories, especially my long days of coming home after shoplifting a half dozen games on my best days. My accomplice did equally well. Ah, such mischievious little urbanite pups were we.

    - IP

  74. Modern Hardware for use with your NES by Jagasian · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are a few hardware projects out there, for increasing your enjoyment of your NES. One is a special game cart that lets you write ROM images to a NES cart, called the FunkyFlashCart, and then you can play ROM on a real NES. Because it uses flash for holding the ROMs, ROMs can be written many times to the cart. Similarly, it uses a CPLD in order to recreate the many different circuit-board types used in NES games. This is necessary because NES games lack a strong distinction between hardware and software common in modern games, i.e., NES games each include their own circuit board and ICs which must also be accurately recreated along with the game's ROM image in order to play the game. Note that the FunkyFlashCart is still under development, but will soon go on sale. No longer will you be stuck playing your NES games on a crappy inaccurate emulator!

    Another interesting device is actually a hardware modification for your NES called the "CopyNES". It has recently been redesigned, upgraded, and put into another round of production. Basically it is a device for ripping ROM images from carts, but it is also a ICE debugger for the NES, and it can even transfer ROM images to a RAM cart in the NES via a parallel port. The CopyNES has many other features, a favorite being the ability to play NSF files on the NES. NSF files are music ripped from NES games. Hence you can listen to your NES tunes on a real NES, as opposed to a NES emulator with poor emulation of the system's actual sound. The CopyNES is basically a circuit board that is placed between the NES's CPU and the NES's motherboard. This is how it is able to accomplish the ICE debugger features, as well as universal cart dumping, as it can force the CPU to do whatever you want. Here is the original site for the CopyNES. However, it shows an older version of the hardware. The creator announced in this thread that he will begin selling kits to mod your NES with CopyNES, and he will also provide a slightly more expensive service so that people can send their NES systems in for professional modification.

  75. I doubt that is right..... Can anyone prove it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone confirm or prove that this piece was by "Boston Pops - John Williams"? This seems to be another case of someone putting the wrong credits in an mp3 and shared around everywhere(i.e. most humor songs/parodies attributed to Weird Al when it wasn't him).

    There is the "Orchestral Game Music Concert Live" series, and the "Game Music Concert" vol 1(WPCL-560) seems to have a track that fits this piece. Most places like this one" says that this concert was in Japan, and the Tokyo City Philharmonic Orchestra is credited for the performance.

  76. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't like a lot of the Atari 2600 games. They let me down a lot of the time.
    But I did like Atlantis and Hero. And I also remember playing quite a bit of Berzerk.

    But frogger... never thought too much of it (but I did like "Frogger II: Threeedeep!" on the C64). missile command : was too easy until it got too difficult. Pac-man : didn't even like the arcade version. Didn't even like the arcade version of Ms.Pacman.
    I didn't have river raid on the Atari, but I did play it on the C64. If it was as fun as that version, then OK.

  77. Relive those NES Memories.... in style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I dont know about you guys, but all you need is a 1 Gb "backup / homebrew" memory card (such as Flash 2 Advance Ultra) and a Game Boy Micro and *cough* backed up copies of oh say EVERY SINGLE NINTENDO GAME EVER MADE (which you of course have, just collecting dust, right?)

    Let me make this crystal clear:
    YOU COULD PUT EVERY SINGLE NES GAME EVER MADE ON A SINGLE GBA CARTRIDGE AND PUT SAID CARTRIDGE INTO A GAMEBOY MICRO.

    Reflect on this for a moment - I would assume you guys would appreciate this far more than most.

    How?
    Slap 128 megs of games (256 if you get the 2 Gb version - thats nearly 1,000 NES games), load up PocketNES http://www.gameboy-advance.net/emulated/nes_roms_o n_gba.htm and go to town on an original NES controller sized micro NES with built in color screen, auto saving and toggleable turbo buttons built in (GBA has 2 shoulder buttons, why not use them for something :))

    Of course you could also just buy (or build) an USB NES Controller and emulate them yourself (to prevent damage to the original games, i'm sure). Not as portable though, and saving and restoring the state is tougher (gotta use keys).

    For extra kicks and giggles, anybody remember the old AGI Sierra games? (Think Leisure Suit Larry 1, Space Quest 1,2, Police Quest, Kings Quest Series, etc).

    Some programming genius made a AGI --> GameBoy converter, called GBAGI. http://www.bripro.com/gbagi/index.php

    Throw all of those on there too if you like, and even check out GREAT Fan made games that are arguably even better than the original SQ's - Space Quest 0: Replicated http://wiw.org/~jess/replicated.html and Space Quest: The Lost Chapter http://www.frostbytei.com/space/

    Man these things have come a long way in just 20 years. I look forward to what the next 20 will bring - and it had better not be a Xbox 360 the size of a standard xbox controller or I am going to be PISSED.

  78. Not the same by phorm · · Score: 1

    Nintendo is not the only console out today, not even the most biggest. It's not in any way monopolistic to limit what will play on their hardware.... as opposed to not letting developers make games for others' hardware.

    1. Re:Not the same by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every console manufacturer wants exclusive developers. Many of them have had them. Some of them have gone so far as to purchase the best developers and put them to work developing titles for their console alone. This will probably never change.

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  79. NES/SNES music by phorm · · Score: 1

    How many people can hear an old gametune and relive the fond memories of those days? I managed to get my cellphone working with a USB cable (take that evil moneygrubbing $2/download phone company) and regularly use old NES or SNES music as ringtones. Actually, the polyphonic ringtones on myphone do a pretty darn good job of playing those midis... so it's fun to play guess-the-game when I'm with geek friends and my phone goes off with the latest ringer.

    Also, if you enjoy old game tunes, check out some of the remix sites like ocremix. They've got some decent remixes of old game tunes (as well as some not-so-decent, but not everything's a classic), as well as some newer ones.

    1. Re:NES/SNES music by darth_pepsi · · Score: 1

      hmm... maybe that explains why last week at work i downloaded the super mario bros theme and put it on my cellphone. it must have been something hardwired in my genetic code. for those who need the midi's my site of preference is vgmusic

  80. Tales from the 8-bit era by realityfighter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, the story is a little funnier than that. Tengen tried to reverse engineer the lockout chip, but they couldn't in time to make their deadline. So they called the USPTO and asked them to send a copy of the chip spec, claiming that they needed the information for an ongoing legal case. The Patent Office gladly passed over the specs, and Tengen started making copies. By the time Nintendo had sued the pants off Tengen, they'd figured out how to disable the lockout by sending a small power surge to knockout the chip inside the system.

    Another funny story from the NES era is the tale of Wisdom Tree Games, the derivative company created by Color Dreams to sell unauthorized NES cartridges out in the open without fear of retribution from Nintendo. How? The company and the games were biblically themed, and the carts were sold in Christian bookstores. Nintendo didn't dare sue a company making bible games, for fear of massive PR backlash. So Wisdom Tree thrived in its technically-illegal niche. In fact, it's still around today and still printing carts for the gameboy color.

    The 10NES chip certainly made for some interesting stories.

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    1. Re:Tales from the 8-bit era by leland242 · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I was in college, we picked up the Wisdom Tree game "Exodus" at a used game store.

      With a save feature, it would have been a classic. Unfortunately, it was a 99 level game that might have taken 20+ hours to beat. We never did finish it. Though many purple haze filled nights were occupied by Noah whooping ass on the heathens and solving puzzles.

  81. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    I think Super Mario Bros was the first entertaining video game. I was totally hooked on video games before it, but when I found it in the arcade at Hills Department Store, I was floored by how fun it was.

  82. Re:Hated? What hate? by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    Well...at least for the first few years.....

    It wasn't 'cool' to be a gamer. I got all sorts of flack and harrassment from other kids for being a 'Nintendo kid'. :_(

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  83. Dont know about you guys by Whatistehmatrix · · Score: 1

    Yesterday i realized it was 20 years, so i went out and bought the game boy advanced versions of Zelda I and Zelda II, and have been playing them in celebration.

    To one of my best friends, happy birthday NES, my best friend through elementary school [and junior high... high school... college.. :(]

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  84. Please explain... Nintendo Nazi's? by Flaming+Death · · Score: 1

    "When the NES launched, America hated videogames" - wtf is this?
    1982? Remember anything that happened that year? try...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C64

    So please explain.. how in hell did Nintendo some how be come a gaming saviour? what a complete load of utter crap. There were many thousands of fantastic games on _non_ Nintendo platforms that made the whole industry what it was.. Nintendo (like always) came in quite late in the picture and decided to reap some money from the games market..

    On top of that the Atari 2600.. is waaaaaay earlier than the SNES.. by almost 10 YEARS!!! Wtf are you lot on... ffs.. use some wiki.. for crying out loud.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_2600

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amiga
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_ST ... the Amiga and Atari ST were released in the same year as the SNES.. these machines sold more games than SNES.. and many more classics were dervied from them.. The silly one eyed Nintendo fanboy thing is so typically ignorant.. and there were many more great machines around too at the same time..

    Its hilarious that people even put the SNES up as some amazing fore runner to the gaming industry, thats just a complete fabrication.. Nintendo were scammers.. and still are.. ppl typically blinded by bs marketing..

    1. Re:Please explain... Nintendo Nazi's? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      ### So please explain.. how in hell did Nintendo some how be come a gaming saviour?

      Nintendo wasn't the first when it comes to Videogames, nobody ever claims that, but they seem to have come in at a point were the industrie in the USA where at a pretty low point, which is why some might see them as saviour:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1 983

      C64, Amiga and AtariST never played that much of a role in the USA or Japan as they did in Europe from what I understand, so its understandable that they don't get that much coverage from there.

      And just for the record, Turrican and Giana Sisters, two of the most popular games for the C64 and Amiga were heavily inspired by SuperMarioBros and Metroid from Nintendo. So if you like it or not, Nintendo had a huge impact on the industrie as a whole, even so they were not the only ones.

  85. NES? by se7en11 · · Score: 1

    The NES was a console? I thought it was an emulator for really old games.

  86. 2-player? by tepples · · Score: 1

    If someone in Fort Wayne can put his [beverage] down long enough to play a video game, he can visit www.lik-sang.com to buy it there.

    How many other adults in my home town who are interested in handheld gaming know 1. that www.lik-sang.com exists and 2. how to shop online? (I say "adults" partly because too many parents are afraid of buying a child's Christmas present online.) And what professional-quality native games will attract people to the GP2X platform, especially given that it's expected to cost significantly more than a Nintendo DS? And if there aren't a lot of other GP2X owners, how will I be able to find partners for 2-player gaming?

  87. has been hooked up ever since by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny
    Gotta love the NES. Mine has been hooked up ever since I got it for my 7th birthday.

    Maybe it is time to move out of your parents' house.

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  88. Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I mean, I understand it was a HORRIBLE game. I mean BAD. Yes, I understand. But for me no Atari 2600 game caused as much torment as Pac-Man. E.T. was a new game, apparently inspired by a bad case of food poisoning. Pac-Man was based on one of the greatest video games ever, and they RUINED it. Bastardized beyond almost all recognition actually. So why all the hate for E.T. when Pac-Man failed on such a grander scale?

    1. Re:Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by gauauu · · Score: 1

      Half the people that rip on E.T. never played it more than once or twice. It's just become the cool thing to rip on recently, because everyone has learned the stories about the piles of the carts in a landfill.

      I had E.T. and it wasn't a particularly good game, but it was playable. It beat the pants off of swordquest anyday (earthworld at least*), and a few other games that were so bad they were basically unplayable. But all these kiddies that love to rip on E.T. probably never played swordquest either. They just read about how bad E.T. was and decided it was fun to rip on.

      Just like how all the new gaming magazines, in their list of worst video games, all love to include Custer's Revenge. C'mon, who EVER heard of Custer's Revenge when the Atari was big? But now, it's this perpetuated thing, where everyone keeps hearing about it from each other, and so each magazine talks about it like it was a game that people actually played back in the day.

      Enough with the E.T. bashing, and enough nonsense about Custer's Revenge.

      (* I never played fireworld, did ANYONE ever play any of the other ones on ACTUAL hardware, not an emulator?)

    2. Re:Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      ET was playable until you fell into a pit. Then you had to get out. That means you had to raise your head and when you get to the top you have about .00000000000000000000001 milliseconds to push your head back in or you fall back into the hole! There is actually a rom out there where someone "fixed" the game so the pits are easier to climb out of. The "fixed" game still isn't great, but that alone pull it out of the worst game ever category.

    3. Re:Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      I have fireworld for my Atari, however, I have yet to figure out how to actually play it. That's the problem with old old games. They make no sense.

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    4. Re:Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "C'mon, who EVER heard of Custer's Revenge when the Atari was big?"

      I did. I must have been 8 or 9 at the time. They ran ads for the game in Electronic Games magazine (which I read religiously). I remember being confused as to what "Swedish Erotica" was.
      There was quite a number of complaints at the time about the game. I can recall letters complaining about the magazine having ads for pornography considering that it was widely read by children. Sort of the "Hot Coffee" of the time.

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    5. Re:Why does everyone hate E.T. so MUCH? by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      It's actually very easy to climb out of a pit. Just press the button, push up on the joystick (holding the button down the whole time) and when you get to the top, press left or right until you are out of the pit. You only fall back in if you let go of the button. The exception is the screen to the right of the start screen; if you fall in there you have to go to the right or you'll fall back in again. You can even push the button in midair and "catch" E.T. before he falls all the way. It's not a great game but it's pretty fun, and I agree with those who say it gets a bad reputation somewhat undeservedly. I just wish Todd Rogers hadn't beat my high score.

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  89. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

    I'm a twenty-something, and I have a Space Invaders jacket that I wear pretty much every day. It is the first game that I remember playing. I haven't played a version of it in many years, but it still brings back good memories

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  90. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Originally, Nintendo was also going to market a disk drive (which was available for the Fanicom in Japan) so that people could use it as a home PC. As it turned out, the market accepted the Nintendo well enough that they eventually ditched the whole "home computer" idea.

    Are you sure it didn't have to do with the fact that the Famicom disk drive was a piece of garbage which had the MTBF of a mid-80s Amtrak train stocked with a supply of bongs and grass?

    I had it and it blew chunks. The Dirty Pair game I had on it worked maybe a small percentage of the time. Disk access was where it failed every time though.

    What monumentally sucked about the NES versus Famicom was Gradius II never went to the NES but Gradius III did. I had to buy an imported Famicom to play Gradius II, one of my finest game playing moments. Gradius rocked.

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  91. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Oops, my bad. Gradius III went to the SNES. Sorry. (insert rolling eyes emoticon here)

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  92. Re:Hated? What hate? by mex666 · · Score: 0

    Even DURING the rise of the NES everyone I knew that had already got themselves C64s or another 8 bit home computer was happy with that system for gaming, and was therefore not interested in getting a NES too.

    The C64 for example had some fine arcade style games, that were more than enough for an arcade fix when you didnt have enough money for a day at the arcades.

  93. Oversight by springbox · · Score: 1
    And of course, there was Mario. The fearless carpenter's last game, Mario Bros.

    A carpenter, eh? I always thought he was a plumber with the pipes and all. And wasn't it his first game? Close enough I guess.

    1. Re:Oversight by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Mario's first game was Donkey Kong, and in it he was a carpenter.

      He didn't get his own game series until after people thought he was cool in DK. When they started making the other games, they made him a plumber.

      He's also been a ref (Punch out), a golfer, a doctor, and about 30million other things as far as cameos go in games.

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  94. Blasphemy! by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

    Princess Peach/Toadstool/whatever is a kind and just ruler. Had you read the propoganda - er - manual, you would know that Bowser was an evil tyrant sorcerer with a dark lizard army who wrested power away from the benevolent royal family by turning her loyal retainers into bricks and question-mark blocks, and corrupting some into those really easy goombas.

    Also, my friend told me that when you beat level 99 on Duck Hunt, it showed a credits screen with you eating a duck dinner.

    I still haven't forgiven him.

    1. Re:Blasphemy! by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

      Toadstool is her family name, Peach is her first name - she's normally referred to these days as "Princess Peach" the same way we say (said) "Princess Diana" instead of "Princess Mountbatten-Windsor".

      But even though it may make sense, I still call her Princess Toadstool. :P

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  95. Good bit of reporting there 1UP! by ajservo · · Score: 1

    You've done what? 1 serious day of work on this so far?

    Monday: 1up 3 pg article on the history of the NES (where you devote more time the Wizard and SMB movie than you do the licensing battles)

    Tuesday: You have EGM regurgitate the same article and reverse/reword the portions about the movies and licensing)

    Wednesday: READERS pick their fav games.

    You guys bustin' some balls over there for content aren't you?

    I would have preferred some interviews with the people that got the NES over here. Or maybe about the '86 shortages. Or the fact that ROB was a throwaway add on that's been martyr'd as THE lamest pack in for a console. Or all the little commonplace things we take for granted now or were established back when Nintendo was king?

    A. The Konami Code
    B. SMB3/Zelda2 shortages due to "chip manufacturing delays"
    C. Nintendo's stance on blood/violence in games
    D. NES Advantage/Multitap/Max/Zapper
    E. THE GODDAMN SNICKERING DOG FROM DUCK HUNT!
    F. New genres Nintendo created out of their system.
    G. Anything you didn't cover in the Famicom article from 2 years ago that was more about the NES's popularity here than the actual Famicom itself in Japan

    Lemme know if you want writeups on any of these, because it'll be far more entertaining than reading a passage reminiscing about the kid from the Wizard and his obsession his "Power Glove" That thing gets whipped out more than goatse.cx references.

  96. The ol' switcheroo by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it interesting that, to get their system onto shelves, Nintendo promoted the NES as an Entertainment System, rather than a video game system.

    Now, Microsoft and Sony are trying to push their next game systems as "Entertainment" (Media) systems, and Nintendo has been on the "we are a pure video game company" horse for a while now.

    If the Revolution sells, then I think we'll see Microsoft and Sony follow the lead horse again and focus on being "enhanced gaming machines".

    1. Re:The ol' switcheroo by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      The reason why it sold the NES as an Entertainment system is because the video game industry had just suffered a terrible crash. They marketted the NES as an entertainment system, which, you might argue it's only words, which is a term that didn't have a negative spin to in.

      Today, games are accepted and common, there's no need to shy away from what your console is doing. So Nintendo says it sells exactly what it sells, game consoles.

      MS and Sony are going a different way, and they are right in calling their machines entertainment systems. Even games are at their core, you can now use them for games, video chat, watching movie trailers, and maybe even renting movies. (Who knows?)

    2. Re:The ol' switcheroo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The reason why it sold the NES as an Entertainment system is because the video game industry had just suffered a terrible crash

      The Atari, of course, was sold as a "video computer system".

      The Bally Astrocade, on the other hand, was sold as an "arcade" for the home. And wqe all know what heppened to it ...

    3. Re:The ol' switcheroo by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Oh really? I didn't know that. At least I can blame my ignorance of the fact that the PBS documentary I saw a couple of months back gave the reason I just gave for calling it an entertainment system. Someone didn't do their homework it seems. Guess I shouldn't take everything I see on TV at face value. Who would have thought? ;)

  97. sports? by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Tecmo Super Bowl
    Blades of Steel

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  98. Walmart by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    I remember playing Super Mario at Walmart when it first came out. Cool.
    -l

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  99. "Oh man"? Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparent poster was clearly a woman. Sexual anonymity failed when she confessed that she attempted to shoot the dog. Dog is Man's best friend.

  100. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    "In 1984-5, if you liked video games, you owned a Commodore 64."

    And thank god for that. I was a HUGE Atari fan and played that console like crazy. My family also has a monstrous, green screen, 32K, tape driven Commodore PET. We used to play the occasional game of horse racing on it when we could be patient enough for the tape to load, but the Atari was the cornerstone of gaming in our house. Then the market died. All most overnight Atari became a bad word on playgrounds everywhere. Admitting you played video games could be dangerous in certain circumstances.
    Enter the Commodore 64. Enter the world of much more in depth gaming. Ultima, Zork, Seven Cities of Gold, MULE etc.
    And while becoming obsessed with these great games, I also discovered programming and how much fun computers could be when you weren't playing games on them.
    If it wasn't for the video game crash, who knows? I might not have a job in the IT profession. I just might have ended up one of those console junkies and never learned the joys of Civilization (1, 2, 3 and shortly 4).

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  101. Posible crash reason by Artemis3 · · Score: 1

    It crashed more of less because of the thinking that personal computers could do the same and more than consoles. This is why they attempted to make some of their consoles closer to pcs with accesories.

    Atari 2600 kept surviving because it was very cheap, as opposed to both other consoles and catridges. I remember the colecovision was very pricey with all its fancy controllers the games that required them (wheel for turbo, trackball for centipede, etc).

    IMO the biggest lost for the american video console market was that of the intellivision. Often overlooked, it had real technical merit and its titles were very good. It was a 16bit console made in 78, with a succesor using the 68000 cpu planned by the time of the crash. You could feel the difference if you played games like autoracing and motocross, on par only with games released much later for the 65c02 based nintendo. All in a 500Khz cpu... They even ventured with sound speech and keyboard modules.

    Check those "Imagic" games, ported for all the consoles of the time, and see the diffence on each console. Atlantis would be a good example... How about CRPGs? Treasure of Tarmin, pretty much like would be later Eye of the Beholder style.
    Graphics and sounds were limited, but then imagination could take over. That was the first game i ever spent the whole night playing nonstop until morning.

    And what i miss most was the controlers, in particular the 16 direction disc. Back in the day, most people used to the atari "joystick", hated them, But i loved them. Much later the nintendo console used the infamous 4 direction cross shaped controler, not too different in concept, and much more annoying to the touch.

    So if Mattel Electronics had survived the crash, and the 68000 based Intellevision III could have been released, maybe things would have looked a bit diferent today. Remember: Japan didn't exported RPG games to america at first because they thought the americans were "too dumb" for them. Check Dragonquest and Final Fantasy history.

    Maybe they were right in some way...

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    1. Re:Posible crash reason by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Often overlooked, it had real technical merit and its titles were very good. It was a 16bit console made in 78, with a succesor using the 68000 cpu planned by the time of the crash. You could feel the difference if you played games like autoracing and motocross, on par only with games released much later for the 65c02 based nintendo. All in a 500Khz cpu... They even ventured with sound speech and keyboard modules.

      TI had a speech module before Intellivision IIRC, and it was good, but I have to agree Intellivision was nothing to sneeze at. IIRC the whole keyboard thing wasn't all roses... you had that Intellivision Keyboard Component slated for 1982 that no bugger could get for the life of them. Shared a printer with the Aquarius system IIRC. Needless to say this pissed of people who spent good money on the Intellivision based on the fact that they could get a keyboard addon. The Entertainment Computer System was designed to be a cheaper alternative. But it wasn't really marketed, so anyone frustrated about the Keyboard Component were still frustrated. You then had the M network focus [the cure for the video blues] of porting their popular games to other consoles, but in the end they abandoned everything.

      So if Mattel Electronics had survived the crash, and the 68000 based Intellevision III could have been released, maybe things would have looked a bit diferent today. Remember: Japan didn't exported RPG games to america at first because they thought the americans were "too dumb" for them. Check Dragonquest and Final Fantasy history.

      I find it doubtful that a spiffy console system would have changed much of anything. Consoles are always those things that have spiffy value for 3 to 5 years and then get replaced with something else. Technicaly speaking it boiled down to what games you could get for a system and the price, and I have to admit the Intellivision with the "System Changer" could use all those 2600 games, but IIRC that sucker cost as much as a 2600. Probally because it was a clone of a 2600.

      The big issue was the fact that execs percieved the whole game market as being "just a fad".

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  102. Re:"Oh man"? Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, please! Who hasn't tried to shoot the dog at least once?

  103. I remember it well by ttrafford · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, Anticompetitive-practices R Us.

    Why yes, I did own a Sega Master System. Why do you ask?

  104. stop lying by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    I didn't upset anyone. Well maybe the nanny but that's a long story. Pssh.

  105. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by prator · · Score: 1

    I loved Atlantis. I also had another Imagic title, Demon Attack. I played both of these recently on an emulator. They're still damned hard.

  106. Dude, Atariage is your friend. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  107. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Felt like cartoons brought to life? Are you nuts? Mario didn't have a soul back then, he was just some mutant character produced by the twisted minds of the Japanese. And frankly, the stories behind the games were pretty inscrutable and always felt tacked on after-the-fact.

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  108. Memories... by kniveswood · · Score: 1

    Ah...this brings back sweet memories of the good old days. When Dragon Ball was my favourite game!

  109. N.E.S by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Nerd-rap Entertainment System, The Album.
    http://www.ytcracker.com/nes/
    Please press start on controller 2.

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  110. Just do a bull-ram maneuver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't give too much head -- we're only doing it just for mother. (gouges-out eyes)

  111. Re:"Oh man"? Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey buddy.

    A woman is someone that is bearing a child in the womb. It is clearly written that man is either male or female. Someone can only be woman for the time devoted for the gestation of the embryo. What are you tryin' to say? Wanna fight about it? OK. Here's the deal; we walk away from this subject quietly, with both hands on our own self-same joysticks and in complete anonymity...not to be construed as walking away with your hands on mine and mine hands on yours: just go, man, just go.

  112. Objection, acknowledgement, & counter of Wind by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    Greetings!

    I agree with your post, until you speak of Wind Tree Games. Their software is somewhat as entertaining as a lame lamb, yet it has purpose. I've known missionaries in China that are thrown in prison and tortured for owning, carrying, or sharing any matter of the Bible. The same has been done in Israel, as the United Nations created the State of Israel and it does not allow Christian missionaries to bring the Bible and preach the gospels. Thus, in such a way as to minimize a seizure derived of hatred, it is a blessing to bring the Bible encoded onto a GameBoy cartridge. At best, despite the Wind Tree Games software being somewhat of certain entertainment value, it is an option for those of us that are on that Front that no NEWS CORPORATION dare exhibit. This all to say; love is the law; thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, thou shalt not covet...

    (because everyone should know China and Israel hate the gospels, while Jesus Christ is acknowledged and respected in the Arab countries (that BUSH administraitors are trying to steal from).)
    Related URL: KJV AV 1611 Holy Bible on a GameBoy cartridge

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  113. Stupid under stage in TMNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way everyone I know got stuck on that stupid underwater bomb map. What a shitty stage too, who wants to randomly swim to defuse invisible bombs.

    1. Re:Stupid under stage in TMNT by Politburo · · Score: 1

      OP probably means TMNT: The Arcade Game. The first TMNT did suck. Yes, I recently replayed it.. at least up until the technodrome which I have never been able to beat. But the bombs weren't invisible..

  114. Homemarket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not Korea? OK!

  115. FLooding the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Atari 2600 had upset folks by flooding the market with bad software and, at first, retailers were reluctant to sell another system. But the NES was a hit,

    ... enabling manufacturers of Nintendo games to flood the market with bad software.

  116. Re:"Oh man"? Man? by stanmann · · Score: 1

    Everyone tries to shoot the dog. Usually while he has his tongue pointed at you.

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  117. No love for the Goonies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these top ten lists and the Goonies isn't on any of them wtf that was the best of all nes games.

  118. Re:Please explain... Nintendo Nazis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And just for the record, Turrican and Giana Sisters, two of the most popular games for the C64 and Amiga were heavily inspired by SuperMarioBros and Metroid from Nintendo.

    Giana Sisters was "one of the most popular games for the Amiga"? As a big-time Amiga fan back iu the day, I've gotta call bullshit on that. The only reason anyone knows what it is at all is that it was a bit controversial - since it WAS a SMB rip-off.

  119. MOD UP MOD UP by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    Even years later in college, that game was awesome. Madden was just getting good, of course, but (Super?) Tecmo Bowl was all about Cunningham, Bo and Riggins. Loved that game.

  120. Fireworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have both Earthworld and Fireworld (not Waterworld, unfortunately). I think I still have the comic for Fireworld, as well.

    The gameplay of both was full of minigames. You pressed the button in a room, and you went to the minigame. After solving the game, you got to go to the room which contained items (sometimes nothing). The puzzle was that you had to leave certain items in certain rooms, and some of the minigames required specific items. Or certain items would help you immensely.

    The puzzles don't make much sense, because they were deeply tied into the comic that came with the game. If you did something right, the screen would flash and some numbers would appear. They hinted to page numbers and comic panels that indicated what you needed to do. The end game involved solving these 'riddles' to find the secret object.

    As a side note, the games were actually part of a contest. The riddles in the comic hinted at a bigger puzzle. You needed to send in the answer to enter the contest. The entrants were to play through a modified version of each game, with the winner obtaining the object based on that game. We're also talking major pieces of art, worth tens of thousands. You should read up on the contests; they didn't complete them, not even releasing/creating Airworld to have that contest. A shame, really. Makes me miss the good old days of gaming.

    1. Re:Fireworld by gauauu · · Score: 1

      Actually, I know. The comics, the riddles, the puzzles. Good idea. horrible implementation. I like the idea of all the puzzles working together. But the game consisted of randomly moving items from room to room, hoping that you'd trigger a clue.

      The first few were easy (take item X to room X), but later ones were crazy, 12 items having to be in the correct 12 rooms, then all rearranged for the next clue.

      I finally finished earthworld with the help of the web a couple years ago. And believe me, after SEEING the solution, I hated the game even more. As a kid, I always figured there was some cool meaning or puzzle to solving the game, but really, the solution was no cooler than randomly rearranging items.

  121. top 15 by Pxtl · · Score: 1

    Whoever made that top 15 list were sad, lonely losers. The only games on that list with decent mulitplayer were Contra, Mario 3, and River City Ransom - and I couldn't find any mention of it anyways.

    And Duck Hunt was vastly inferior to Hogan's Alley anyways.

    The games that we played the hell out of? Rock'n'ball, Base Wars, Super Dodge Ball, River City, Contra, Archon, etc.

    Single player is masturbation.

  122. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1
    I haven't seen many articles like that, but I'll believe you. But I think this is a key to why Nintendo is so beloved-- you don't give a shit about Yar and why he wants revenge
    Actually Yar's Revenge came with a nice comic book that gave a very detailed back story on the characters and why they wanted 'revenge'. Incidentally Yar is Ray backwards (for then Atari CEO Ray Kassar).
  123. Re:Please explain... Nintendo Nazis? by grumbel · · Score: 1

    ### Giana Sisters was "one of the most popular games for the Amiga"?

    Well, it probally was more popular on the C64 then on the Amiga, but it was quite popular back then. Might not have sold a lot due to being removed from the shelfs, but it was copied a heck of a lot and I wouldn't be suprised if most people have it in their personal top-ten list of C64 games.

  124. Re:NES #1? Ignorance. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
    Their games were light years beyond previous generation because they weren't just three screens of action that repeated until you died, they were fun and interesting worlds that could be explored. And unlike the typical Atari game that just got faster and faster on the same screen until you inevitably died, Nintendo games could be beaten and won.

    A big part of the reason had nothing to do with Nintendo, other than them being "too stupid to accept that nobody wanted video games any more". I mean, look at what they had... it had a 6502, which had already been used for years, and it had a video chip that wasn't much more capable what what the Colecovision had, except that it had support for smooth scrolling, and it also (this was actually quite an innovation) brought the video chip bus out to the cartridge port.

    What changed between 1984 and 1988 was Moore's Law. Large ROM chips became cheap. Back in '84, even 32K of ROM was a big manufacturing cost. If you don't have much storage space, you re-use it all you can. By 1988, 128K was no problem at all. I mean, look at Pokemon. It's running on a Z-80 type chip that was only better than a TRS-80 in two ways: 1) it was portable, and 2) one megabyte of bank-switched ROM was relatively cheap by then. The NES/GB/CGB was classic-era hardware with modern gameplay.

    If "the crash" hadn't happened, you might have seen the Atari 7800 library morph from classic games to the NES/C64-era games. The later games for the system show every sign that this would have happened.

    And this old classic gamer these days is playing a lot of Katamari Damacy. It's the other way around, the feel of classic gameplay (even if there is a time limit), but using modern 3-D graphics.

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  125. IT WASN'T BY "Boston Pops - John Williams"!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found an MP3 of that track on the first "Game Music Concert" soundtrack, and the SMB one is the exact SAME ONE!

    So that confirms my theory that it isn't by "Boston Pops - John Williams", this is yet another case of MP3s files being wrongly tagged and spread around.

  126. Yeah that game was fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought the TMNT arcade game when I ws like in 4th grade or something. I remember the game having top notch graphics for its time, above the rest of the NES pack. The conversion from the arcade was more than anyone could ask for given the NES's computing power.