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Superbowl XXXVII

So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now. The dot-com ads should be pretty much absent this year, but perhaps there will be something more interesting than ads for recycled movies. Maybe even the game will be worth watching. :) Update: 01/27 17:02 GMT by T : Chardish writes "If you didn't catch the trailer for The Matrix: Reloaded on the Superbowl last night, it's now available for download."

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  1. First post! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cos I hate football! (thus I'm not busy watching the game)

    1. Re:First post! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Cos I hate football! (thus I'm not busy watching the game)"

      Well, I can see how that came off as a troll. I didn't mean it that way, I was trying to make a crack about the lack of a first post.

      Sorry dudes. I guess I blew it when it wasn't funny!

    2. Re:First post! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "hah, I didn't even see your name when I modded you troll. I usually like your posts (despite the fact that we've had an argument once :). Well, it's demodded now, but I don't suppose it will last long."

      Heh thanks man, but I think it did deserve a troll moderation. Like I said, I blew the delivery.

      So.. what'd we argue about?

    3. Re:First post! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      You blew the deliver guy?
      Now _that_ should be modded as a troll.

      Just kidding just kidding...

    4. Re:First post! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Just listenin' to old Roxy Music records, figuring out use-cases for modeling Security problems...

      I know that Oakland is nearby, somewhere east of hear. I always called that "Overseas."

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      Never been known to fail..."
    5. Re:First post! by Blkdeath · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Cos I hate football! (thus I'm not busy watching the game)

      Do you hate football, or televised pro football?

      I've been reading a lot of generalized anti-sports comments, much of which comes from people who are badmouthing/bandishing stereotypes about. What is this, thw Twilight Zone? Nerds hating sports IS a stereotype, people!

      Myself, I love "football" (the American variety) and football (the "world" variety). I used to be a mean linebacker in school; took out guys twice my weight all the time ("Was that a legal tackle?" they'd mumble through the blood on their faces.. Heh..) and could kick the ball into the stratosphere. Later, I developed an affinity for football (Americans will recognize it as "soccer"); played for a former world cup champion, no less!

      I was a goal tender until my eyesight became prohibitive. I also used to love getting down and dirty. I ran fast like a mo'fucker, and I could slide tackle a guy at ten yards and walk away with the ball.

      Eyesight failing, I took up smoking, and running fast was no longer an option. But while I was in shape, I had a bloody ball - and I had my own home LAN at the same time. An XT and a 286 joined with a null-modem cable (paralell, for the extra speed) comprised my BBS and file server. A 286 laptop with a mono screen for reading mail and scripting the BBS.

      Sure, I had a shitty time in elementary school; so did a lot of people. I got through it and found my passion in life. A lot of people can't make that claim; including a lot of the popular kids, the jocks, and any number of other stereotypes. Periodically I'll revisit my old classmates while they're serving me fries (with gravy, please).

      So if you people are scorned over being called a "nerd" or a "geek" (titles I wear proudly today, because they allow me to demand a high rate of pay and respect from clients and co-workers alike), get over it. Life's a bitch. Being young can, and often does suck. That's what growing up is about - learning how to deal with things, including society.

      As for the game, no, I won't be watching it. The baseball strike was the last straw for me as far as pro sports are concerned (I did love the Jays going it two years in a row, and Brazillia over Italy in the World Cup was beyond amazing). But you won't find me sitting here bitching about it.

      Maybe some of you couch-potato whiners should get to a world cup, gray cup, stanley cup, world series or superbowl party some time and see what a blast social interaction can be. Then knock it, but wait until the hangover's gone first. (If you don't have one, you weren't at the right party)

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    6. Re:First post! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      So... who played this year?

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      "Derp de derp."
    7. Re:First post! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually I just find the sport dull. No need to turn it into a poke at my liking computers.

    8. Re:First post! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

      So... who played this year?

      Miami won, 3 sets to 1.

      Best ad: Terry Tate - Office Linebacker (Reebok ad. Ads are on their website)

    9. Re:First post! by Sacarino · · Score: 1

      Best ad: Terry Tate - Office Linebacker (Reebok ad. Ads are on their website)

      Did you happen to catch the reference to Office Space in there?

      I told you about cover sheets on your TPS reports, bitch!

      hehe

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  2. Real-Time... by Orne · · Score: 3, Informative

    ObDup

    Matrix Revisited just played on TV. I assume it will be appearing here soon...

    1. Re:Real-Time... by Orne · · Score: 1

      Oh, and info on the Incredible Hulk movie (who's preview also just aired) can be found here.

    2. Re:Real-Time... by plone · · Score: 1

      The matrix trailer

      GET it while it is hot

    3. Re:Real-Time... by plone · · Score: 1

      Delete the slashdot.org address from the beginning. I dont know how it got there, but the trailer works.

    4. Re:Real-Time... by jkeyes · · Score: 1

      Matrix Direct Download Link

      Quicktime click here to download

      Let's slashdot AOL! :)

    5. Re:Real-Time... by recursiv · · Score: 1

      slashdot's address was added because the address didn't include an http:// so it was interpreted as a directory inside the current one.

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    6. Re:Real-Time... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      so, uh, when do we start boycotting the mpaa?

      after these two movies are out, right?

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    7. Re:Real-Time... by Cokelee · · Score: 1
      so, uh, when do we start boycotting the mpaa?

      Oh in about 6 months when I finish downloading Revisited.

      Thank you, have a nice day :)

    8. Re:Real-Time... by f0dder · · Score: 4, Funny
      After SNL Celebrity Jeapardy, Keanu Reeves is damaged goods.. Alex Trebek: Why? Keanu Reeves has an impressive -$32,000.
      Keanu Reeves: I know Kung Fu.
      Alex Trebek: For the last time, no you don't.
      And finally, Hilary Swank in a commanding lead with zero.

      Connery, Reeves, Swank

      Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot, decided to do a Celebrity Millionaire, and network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken and miserable man. Let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new Jeopardy record for futility with...

      Sean Connery: Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

      Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. You kiss your mother with that mouth.

      Sean Connery: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth! [ points to mouth ]

      Alex Trebek: Why? Keanu Reeves has an impressive -$32,000.

      Keanu Reeves: I know Kung Fu.

      Alex Trebek: For the last time, no you don't. And finally, Hilary Swank in a commanding lead with zero.

      Hilary Swank: Did I win? Because there's some people I need to thank.

      Alex Trebek: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are: "Potent Potables"; "Foreign Flicks"; "Things Trebek Sucks"-wait! [ Connery is laughing. ] All right. [ Trebek walks over and takes down the hand-written "Things Trebek Sucks" sign. ] Let's continue..."Potpourri"; "Hot or Cold"; "What Ears Do"; "Is This A Hat"-that's where I name and object, and you tell whether or not it's a hat. And finally, "Colors That End In Urple". Hilary Swank, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.

      Hilary Swank: I'm a girl you know.

      Alex Trebek: [ shakes head ] Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for $800. [ Connery buzzes in. ]

      Sean Connery: Ursula Andress.

      Alex Trebek: What?

      Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice.

      Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery. Foreign Flicks. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?

      Keanu Reeves: I shall take Balloons for $800, if you please.

      Alex Trebek: That's not a category.

      Keanu Reeves: My mistake. I shall choose Balloons for $600.

      Alex Trebek: I tell you what, let's do Colors That End in Urple. For $800. This color ends in "urple". [ Swank buzzes in. ] Hilary Swank.

      Hilary Swank: What is light urple?

      Alex Trebek: [ shakes head ] Wow. [ Reeves buzzes in. ] Keanu Reeves.

      Keanu Reeves: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?

      Alex Trebek: What?

      Keanu Reeves: Is that not the gentlemen who played Urple, the humorous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?

      Alex Trebek: That's Urkel! [ Connery buzzes in. ] Oh good, Mr. Connery wants to say something.

      Sean Connery: I thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.

      Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Hot or Cold for $400. And it's a Video Daily Double. Here goes nothing. Please take a look at your video monitors. [ screen shows Ricky Martin and two dancers. They start dancing. ]

      Ricky Martin: It's me! Come on, Ricky Martin! Come on! [ music starts ] Oh my! In this cup there's some hot tea! It's hot hot hot! Watch! [ takes a sip ] Yow! Hot hot hot! So the answer is: Hot hot hot! or cold. Hot hot hot! or cold. Come on! Hot hot hot! [ video fades ] [ no one buzzes in. ]

      Alex Trebek: None of you knows. No one can figure out if the hot tea is hot or cold. [ Reeves buzzes in. ] Thank God! Keanu Reeves.

      Keanu Reeves: Is it iced tea?

      Alex Trebek: [ agitated ] No! It's hot tea!

      Keanu Reeves: Well, then I have no idea.

      Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is...oh come on, why would they do this? The category is Famous Mothers.

      Sean Connery: [ laughs ] My day has come! [ keeps laughing ]

      Alex Trebek: [ rips card ] I'm not going to give you the satisfaction. [ Connery stops laughing. ] The new category is Anything. Write anything. [ music starts ] Just write. Use your arm, hand, and special pen, and move the pen around. Scribble if you want to, just make some kind of mark. [ music stops ] OK, let's get this over with. Sean Connery, you wrote down: Below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered: Me. Below Me. [ Connery laughs ] Below Me...I don't get it.

      Sean Connery: Oh, I'll bet you do, you Canadian ponch. [ slaps Trebek on the head. ]

      Alex Trebek: Proud day for you and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look rather pleased. Let's see what you wrote down: [ a blank screen is revealed ] Nothing. The question was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless. Let's see what you wagered: Eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a real number.

      Keanu Reeves: Yet.

      Alex Trebek: That's simply amazing. And finally, Hilary Swank.

      Hilary Swank: Thanks Alex. I'm so honored to have been here today, there's so many people I have to thank. [ camera shows a sobbing Chad Lowe in the audience. ] I couldn't have done it without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast and crew of Jeopardy, my publicist who is a beautiful human being...that's it.

      Alex Trebek: Touching. That's all for Jeopardy; Regis, you can have them. Good night. [ Connery pushes Trebek as he walks by. ]

    9. Re:Real-Time... by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      Yes, even though the Bucaneers won, to the dismay of the rest of my family who watch the Superbowl, it was worth sitting through just for the trailers.

      The Hulk trailer especially...

    10. Re:Real-Time... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Why did they have to make the Hulk a cartoon character in a live-action movie? They should have found a new Lou Ferigno instead.

    11. Re:Real-Time... by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Lou will have a cameo? That would be a nice touch. I hope Ang Lee is a sweetheart and gives Lou a minor role...

    12. Re:Real-Time... by jp78 · · Score: 1

      You should get a TiVo. I TiVo'd the game and will watch it tomorrow, fast forwarding through the foolball and watching the commercials.

    13. Re:Real-Time... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Lou will have a cameo? That would be a nice touch.

      I'm hoping for a Bill Bixby cameo... Of course they'd have to dig him up first...

      (Oh I'm going straight to hell for that one).

    14. Re:Real-Time... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      Doc Bruce Banner,
      Belted by gamma rays,
      Turned into the Hulk.
      Ain't he unglamo-rays!
      Wreckin' the town
      With the power of a bull,
      Ain't no monster clown
      Who is that lovable?
      It's ever lovin' Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!

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      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    15. Re:Real-Time... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      ...And I can already tell you that the Hulk movie is going to suck, and that you will more than likely find the DareDevil movie a lot more appealing.

      --BTW, I become a "football" fan once a year - in January, in fond memory of the Bears win in '85.

      --I picked the Raiders to root for at the coin toss (not knowing ANYTHING about how the game is played, the team's history, etc) just because I liked their name. I figured them to win 'cuz they'd be pissed about Fla not having to deal with Winter and all. But they walked on the field expecting the Bucs to fold like NE did in '85 and hand them the win, and Florida started handing them their asses instead.

      --So at Halftime (after watching the Bucs play fkg Brilliantly) I made a friendly wager with my Dad, and gave him 6-to-5 odds for the Bucs to pull off the win - because I figured the Raiders were demoralized. And I was right. Oakland didn't make any of their big scores till the 4th quarter; if they had managed to make a comeback in the 3rd, it might have made a difference.

      --However, the Bucs were tenaciously holding on to their hard-won lead and not giving an inch. Instead, they were out to take the mile! The only time I cringed at their plays was the few times that they tried to run the ball up the middle. (Puts the poor guy carrying the ball thru unnecessary punishment, when the QB is nailing most every pass like Legolas launching an arrow!)

      --Oakland did make some good last-quarter scores to save face, but it wasn't enough to turn the tide. To add insult to injury, Florida jacked up the score again right at the end and sealed the deal beyond all hope.

      --Bottom line: Florida wanted the win, and BAD. Oakland didn't bring the right attitude, and it showed. I called it right at Halftime, and won the fiver off my Dad. :)

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  3. Not to be a troll here but... by aerojad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...since when does watching the Super Bowl count as a patriotic activity? I thought it was just a game, a football game. I didn't hear Bush tell me to watch the game, I didn't see the U.N. pass a resolution, and I didn't hear an "Axis of Evil" tag attached to it.

    Tone down the crazyness, things that have been a part of American culture do not necessarily mean they are thru-and-thru patriotic.

    ...just a game, folks.

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    1. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're watching super bowl alone, you're watching super bowl with Hitler! Or Saddam. Or bin Laden! Or perhaps Saddam again.
      What are you, a terrorist? :-)

    2. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're right; football-watching isn't particularly patriotic. On the other hand, insulting anyone who likes soccer (ie. the rest of the world)is.

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    3. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1, Funny

      american culture?

      nice oxymoron.

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    4. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. The Superbowl is the most overhyped football game of the year and is completely boring (IMHO) unless your home team is one of the teams playing. Personally I'm waiting for the war in Iraq to begin so I can cheer on the home team (Americans) in their fight for freedom of the Iraqi people. Goooooo Yankees! I remember watching the Gulf War as a young teenager and it was the best time. I never watched CNN that much in all my life before then and only September 11th had me watching it like that again. Wars are excellent to stimulate the patriotism of a nation. It's like a national football game.

    5. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by suss · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't see the U.N. pass a resolution, and I didn't hear an "Axis of Evil" tag attached to it.

      In this post-columbine, post-9/11 time, we must think of the children!

      If you don't watch the superbowl, you're supporting terrorism!

      You know you want to watch, because it's what jesus would do...

      Did i forget any?

    6. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by gowmc · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's not, but I don't think any of the things listed in your reply are required for something to be patriotic, and I especially don't see how the UN stuff could possibly make something patriotic... Except maybe under a world government, which wasn't implied anyhow.

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    7. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by silverhalide · · Score: 1

      Patriotic? I think the superbowl brings together more Americans than almost any other event, including (consulting imaginary statistics) all Bush speeches combined. How is that not patriotic? A nation of one witnessing something together? Granted, it's rather silly on the surface of things, but we all know what we're watching: commericals and cheerleaders. At least those are good, usually...

    8. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Me too! Like, that part where they were blowing all those guys up was totally awesome!

      I think the special effects in this one are going to be even better.

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    9. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I didn't hear Bush tell me to watch the game

      He did Ok having some F-18 super hornets fly over the stadium though.

    10. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's not unpatriotic to skip on the Super Bowl, but it should be if you don't grasp hyperbole.

      Get a life.

    11. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by TobyWong · · Score: 1, Troll

      YA!!!! I love the effect where the little arab guy is sitting in his hut eating dinner and 10000 american laser guided bombs land on his hut and kill him and his children. Hoho that will teach him to be a non-american! and live in a mud hut!

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    12. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't you know this yet? It's the obligatory "we're going to ignore sports" or "anti-sports" talk that occurs from time to time on /. Basically, badmouthing of an event simply because it's popular, the vocal party is not interested or doesn't see it's value, or it isn't geekish (enough).

      They chalk up "deep coding" as an attributal and worthwhile skill to earn a living, but feel it is okay to demean an event displaying fellas that are athletic instead. Meanwhile, there are more geeks and thinkers being employed by the NFL and related activities than athletes.

      It reminds me much of the attitude when I was in college. Graduated with honors in the College and concentration, yet folks in my dorm considered me a "jock" because I was on the swim team. Some people just need something to heckle because they feel left out. The editors feel they have an upper hand on this forum, which they certainly and deservingly do, but it's the same adolescent psychology as when the bullied becoming the bully. Meanwhile, they have no problem using this as an opportunity to post 2 stories on the same event which, heavily implied, they look down on.

      Note when the same tactics are done to the Linux or nerd community in general, they cry about how they've been screwed and how the little guy is getting stepped on.

      Don't like the Super Bowl? DON'T WATCH IT. Want to watch the ads but not the game? You're a piss poor excuse of a geek if you haven't figure out to set up your PVR at this point and don't have a simple backup known as a VCR.

      (Funny, I recall /. thinking it was so cool how the Super Bowl ads from 2 years ago were .com related, and lamented the fact the dropoff last year of the sock puppet.)

    13. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by leonbev · · Score: 1

      Did JonKatz change his user name? You're a dead ringer for him!

    14. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Anenga · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It's been a major American past-time for 37 years and is the most watched sporting event all year. The Super bowl is an american trademark. Since it is "American" people who partisipate in watching it are being patriotic, persay. Just like the Olympics.

      The Super Bowl is also a major advertising event. The most successful Super Bowl advertisement was Apple Computer's 1984 ad, which introduced the Macintosh and portrayed IBM as "Big Brother".

    15. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      And if you don't watch the superbowl, then the terrorists will have already won

    16. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      idiot....why would a 10,000lb. lazer guided bomb be targeted at a civilian's hut?

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    17. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      I still think they should have done some neat flight manuevers like the Snowbirds do here in Canada.

    18. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      I'm sueing you, You mentioned columbine, and since I live 1.5 miles from it, I deserve at least /14 of your moderation points.

      See the ebay lawsuit for contact information for my lawyer.

    19. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1

      An AC wrote:

      > what would Jesus do to protect the children in this post-
      > Columbine, post-September 11th world where the
      > terrorists will have won?

      It is intriguing to see those two events strung together. Both turned ordinary, every day places into war zones of terror and death. Both terrorized America. And America reacted to both in a kind of knee-jerk embrace of draconian (but ineffective) security measures and profiling.

      And yes, the terrorists have won for now because America has let its fear rule it. The enemy now is not a child with a gun or even Al Qaeda (although the latter certainly needs to be rounded up and put out of commission for good). The real enemy, the one we must conquer before it destroys everything we value as a country, is our own fear. Since September 11th, 2001 safety measures in our government spelled out by the Constitution have been tossed out one after another. If we don't master our fear and put them back, it will be the end of our democratic values, and the rise of a government that rules its people through fear.

      > Who will save us?

      The courage and compassion of the American people will save us, if we let it. Does Flight 93 ring a bell? The World Trade Center held a maximum of fifty thousand people. Less than three thousand died. Stories abound of how the tens of thousands that lived helped each other get out. We are the "Home of the Brave", not the home of the chicken!

      One other will save us. The power greater than the Cold War superpowers: the power that shredded the Iron Curtain and ended the Cold War and its threat to Earth's future. The power the Romans called Pax Invictus: Invincible Peace. Peace, together with her sisters Liberty and Justice, ends all wars, and topples all dictators. Against the Invincible Queen of Peace, the King of Terror hasn't got a chance.

      "Now, finally, must join together: Love, Courage, Wisdom."
      From the Japanese translation of the song "Haora Mosura" from "Mothra 3: King Ghidora Attacks".

    20. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      It is by far and away not the greatest sporting event all year. Compared even to lowly European soccer club championships, the viewership of the super bowl is paltry. Compared to the Euro Cup and the World Cup... ha! So get a sense of scale. Nobody cares about the stupid super bowl except the US-Americans.

    21. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      there's a "rest of the world" now?

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    22. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Yeah... The Beatles were real losers... As was Jimi Hendrix... As was Samuel Taylor Coleridge... *sigh*

      The ad that pointed marijuana use to unwanted teen pregnancy made me laugh. Yeah, I mean it's not like ALCOHOL has ever lead to a teenager being so drunk she had unprotected sex and got pregnant... Don't see THAT on the Bud commercials...

    23. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      You are aware that Real Football is an entirely different sport, right? It's ANCIENT but still played in India and the like.

    24. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Frymaster · · Score: 1

      yeah... the us airforce only used a couple of 500 lb bombs to kill four canadians in afghanistan.

      that laser sighting thing works real good. can hit an ally at 300 meters!

    25. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      We call it football, because that's what it is. The game you play is soccer. I speak American English, not English. I think that's where you are confused, they might seem the same, but they are different in many ways.

      Many Americans view soccer the same way you view football. As someone who has played both games, you obviously don't have a clue as to what football is about.

      Soccer is fun to watch, but that gets old when my country keeps losing. I just cheer for a country from the Americas win.

    26. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Soccer tends to be something Americans play in school and grow out of. It doesn't strike a chord with most of us. I do watch it though.

      As far as scale goes, I don't really think Americans care that most of the world doesn't watch it. What is important is that most Americans watch the superbowl for one reason or the other.

      Nobody cares about the stupid super bowl except the US-Americans.

      Care to back that statement, it seems to be a pretty concrete one. I know I can refute it.

    27. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by uohcicds · · Score: 1

      (as a non-American)

      Yeah well, kind of a nice argument, but then there's a whole lot of American Culture that isn't that bad at all, most Americans I have met were not slack-jawed morons (I'll forgive you for the President you have seeing as most of you didn't actually vote for him).

      Still, American popular culture (i.e the dross that you are force-fed routinely) is a bit of a wasteland. I would quite happliy like the directors of McDonalds, Starbucks et al. lined up against a wall and force-fed their own product until dead. On the other hand, quite a lot of the music I like is American and that certainly isn't brainless - I wouldn't listen to it otherwise.

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    28. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by axxackall · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since Sept/11 Bush administration repeats: "If you are not with us then you are against us!".

      So, if your country is not bombed yet - it's a matter of time and it will be. Just stay in the line and wait for your turn patiently.

      I wonder, will USA recycle already bombed countries to the far end of the evil axis or there is another rule how to treat them?

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    29. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by kubrick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you know how many people died to bring you your entertainment?

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    30. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by operagost · · Score: 1

      After we bomb them, they won't exist anymore. Problem solved.

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    31. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by operagost · · Score: 1

      and light Kuwaiti oil wells on fire, and massacre Kurds- oh fuckin' well, guess you have the usual leftist short attention span. Just like Chamberlain in the 1930s.

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    32. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by will592 · · Score: 1

      The term 'soccer' was originated at Oxford in England in the last 1800's. It was short for association, someone who played football using the association rules was a a-soc-er or a 'soccer'. The name stuck for quite some time. The term is used in America to differentiate the boring, low scoring variety of football the rest of the world plays (sarcasm) from the exciting smash mouth variety that we in the US prefer. Strangely enough, this information can be found quickly using a relatively new search engine known as 'Google'. Fun is relative, I could really give a rat's ass whether or not you think American football is fun or even interesting.
      Chris

    33. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by g.a.g · · Score: 1

      Baghdad, Beirut, Berlin, what's the difference!

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      Hurricane Application Group, Dept of Meteorology Control, Ministry of Proactive Defense
    34. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Statistics are good, but this article is better:

      Focus: Part one The human cost - 'Does Tony have any idea what the flies are like that feed off the dead?'

      The trouble is that many American people don't seem to understand that the US is planning to liberate the Iraqi's (some of them) from their mortal coils. The rest will be placed under a US friendly dictator, who will crush and suppress them for the US government, much as Saddam Hussein did before he went "off the reservation."

      Of course, some people are both bloodthirsty enough and feel safe enough that they don't care about the people the US State is planning to kill for the greater glory of mercantilism. I like to think that most people have just been anesthetized by propaganda, though.

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    35. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      You are a stupid motherfucker. People like you make me want to leave this cesspool. It just gets worse every day. Fucking jingoist asshole.

    36. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      "Best" is an odd word to use, even if the original poster was trolling. It speaks of extreme emotional disconnection from the events. (Given that most of Stanley's films seemed to address dehumanisation, it seemed peculiarly appropriate.)

      Baudrillard's "The Gulf War Did Not Take Place" is an interesting comment on the mediated nature of war these days, BTW.

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    37. Re:Not to be a troll here but... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      yeah, and that was done by two morons who thought ground fire was ground to air fire.

      it was intended to hit the people shooting, though it was thought they were enemies, not allies.

      so again...why would they TARGET a hut?

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  4. No. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Patriotic Americans are hopefully in the Gulf region, getting ready to fight for what they believe in and hopefully die there as well, leaving America up to run by less violent, more rational Americans who aren't so keen on playing "world cop" by bombing third world countries and overthrowing various democratic goverments.

    This counts for you couch-patriots as well.

    Needed to vent for a bit, the phrase "patriotic Americans" equals "nazi Germans" to me and allot of other people I know. The people aren't wrong, the idea is.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Remember kids, Osama Bi^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSaddam Hussein doesn't watch the superbowl.

      Unless you want to be like Osa^H^H^HSaddam, you better watch the Superbowl. Especially the ads, since otherwise you're stealing.

    2. Re:No. by Peaker · · Score: 1

      Superbowl -> Anti-war rant...

      Nice trolling.

      I'll bite: These Americans may have every reason to believe that waging war is necessary here.. Sometimes war is the rational choice (See the loss of Chechoslovakia pre-WW II).

    3. Re:No. by jomagam · · Score: 1

      Puhlase. The US is imperialistic at worst. Comparing it to Nazi Germany shows that you neither have the faintest clue about history nor have any respect who suffered a lot from the Nazis.

    4. Re:No. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Dont forget all the Drugs = Terrorism commercials they have on. I'm sure some people even believe it.

    5. Re:No. by bonovoxpsu · · Score: 1

      amen. the trolls are out in force today.

    6. Re:No. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "getting ready to fight for what they believe in and hopefully die there as well"

      While you, on the other hand, instead of fighting and dying for what (ever) you believe in, post on Slashdot instead. Way to take the moral high ground!

      Hell, I even rate the voluntary human sheilds higher than you. While they may be perpetuating the racist ideals they claim to be fighting against and while they may be confusing "conscientious objecting" with "aiding and abetting," at least they're doing something...

    7. Re:No. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I do not need to fight nor to die to "do" what I believe in.

      Think about that one...

    8. Re:No. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I'll bite. The game is boring as hell.

      Patriotic American equals Nazi Germans huh?

      You show me the camps where we put Homosexuals, Jews, Communists, Gypsies and outspoken religous leaders and I'll ponder your point for a moment. Where are the slave labor camps? Why aren't American roads and launch facilities built by slave workers if we are so friggin' Naziesque?

      For all the "Imperialism" the United States has been accused of, the US hasn't taken a square inch of territory and made money from it since Guam and Puerto Rico in 1898.

      Why is it that when American soliders and equipment are lost helping Africa, Europe, or Muslims we are the bad guys?

      The USS Cole was refueling in Yemen to bolster the local economy and look what that got us? The F-117 lost over Yugoslavia was there fighting on the side of Muslims. Billions spent to kick the Taliban out of Afghanistan, now girls in Kabul aren't killed if they learn to read and write and we are the Nazis.

      If the US wasn't playing "world cop" and we sat behind the seas the world would be a worse place. Western Europe showed the world that from 1500-1941.

    9. Re:No. by arkanes · · Score: 1, Informative
      Ah, bullshit. The parent was overboard with the "Americans == Nazi's" remark, although I understand his frustration with the phrase, but your mindless defense lacks any sort of truth as well. We may not have legally annexed any territory since 1898, but we certainly have controlled it with military might, and American corporations have made money off of it. Look at our history in Central America, where US lives and money were spent keeping dicatators in power to ensure profits for Dole.

      The world does okay WITHOUT America sometimes, too you know. And we hardly do anything out of altruism - for fucks sake, all those billions to kick the Taliban out of Afghanistan are payback for all the billions we spent helping them in in the first place.

    10. Re:No. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      "We may not have legally annexed any territory since 1898."

      The United States Federal Government has not annexed any territory since 1898. The US did take territory from Japan in a number of United Nations Trusts, as did the UK and France which were turned over and made into new nations. A few islands were taken by the US after WW2 from Japan, but that's no Imperialism.

      US Corporations making money isn't US Imperialism. That's like saying an American working in London is an imperialist seizing British territory.

      Yes, look at our history in Central America and look at how many times the US military spent lives and money opposing the interests of American corporations. Check out Savage Wars of Peace. US military interventions in before 1941 were usually NOT for corporations.

      Imperialism is the taking and controlling of people or territories so that the mother country makes money, not spends it.

    11. Re:No. by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      I hope this is a troll. You can't put down our soldiers just because they do the bidding of the politicians. They are just doing their job. They are to be respected for being there for their country when called upon. If you don't like the war, don't insult the military, bitch about your politicians. I wish people like you would be drafted as an Operation Human shield so stupidity like your's would be the first to die at the front lines.

      By the way, GO BUCS!!!!

    12. Re:No. by obsidian+head · · Score: 1
      Yes, look at our history in Central America and look at how many times the US military spent lives and money opposing the interests of American corporations.
      Read President/General US Grant's autobiography. He would disagree with you.

      Imperialism is the taking and controlling of people or territories so that the mother country makes money, not spends it.
      You misunderstand the purpose of government money. It's a fountain for politicians and their cronies to drink from. Similar to the dotcom boom, to use a metaphor you may know.
    13. Re:No. by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      I dunno...it could show an understanding of history you don't grasp: the twin towers as the Reichstag, the arabs/whole middle east except the isreali as jews/homosexuals/gypsies et al, the whole nuclear and chemical weapons thing as lebensraum (ie any old excuse as justification) and the hiding of oil as the actual cause as the hiding of the extermination camps. Or he could be a troll, of course.

      But what this has to do with the Superbowl is beyond me...especially as it's just a pale immitation of rugby :)

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      -- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
    14. Re:No. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      how about the ones where we stuffed japanese americans during wwii?

      Fuck you. If you can't tell the difference between a death camp with hot and cold running Zyklon B and a full-size "Arbeit macht Frei" sign and an internment prison, maybe you need to spend a little time in one or the other.

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      I write in my journal
    15. Re:No. by jomagam · · Score: 1

      So in your grasp of history the Twin Towers were destroyed by the US ? No comment.

    16. Re:No. by cjsnell · · Score: 1

      all those billions to kick the Taliban out of Afghanistan are payback for all the billions we spent helping them in in the first place.

      Would you mind providing some references for your figure of "billions" spent to put the Taliban in power? Is that a little hihg or were you just talking out of your ass?

    17. Re:No. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      War = bad.

      That's like saying "sunshine = good." It's a generality that falls apart completely under examination. Like any other large-scale event, war always has some positive consequences and some negative consequences. It is not true to say that "war = bad." It is only true to say that "war leads to both bad and good in varying proportions depending on the circumstances."

      There are times when war is a better prospect than the absence of war. Now is one of those times. Because in the absence of war, the chance that Iraq is going to accumulate a large stockpile of chemical, biological, radiological, or nuclear weapons approaches certainty in a matter of months. Given Iraq's history over the past 20 years, it is clear that they will make use of their weapons as soon as the opportunity presents itself. It's just a question of who's going to take the first punch. Better that we should wage war against Iraq than to let them wage war against us on their own terms with weapons the sole purpose of which is to inflict as many civilian casualties as possible.

      Finding a peaceful resolution to a problem is what distinguishes us from lower animals.

      That's a crock of shit. All primate species know how to find a peaceful resolution to a problem: the cringe reflex. When the alpha male approaches, the other males cringe, demonstrating their subservience. There's nothing unique about a nonviolent end to a power struggle. There's nothing inherently honorable or laudable about it, either.

      Waging war is dimwitted and selfish.

      Refusing to wage war is dimwitted and selfish. Dimwitted because it demonstrates an inability to anticipate the negative consequences of one's inactions; selfish because it demonstrates a lack of will to put the safety and security of the body politic before one's own.

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    18. Re:No. by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I do not need to fight nor to die to "do" what I believe in."

      Only because you live someplace where somebody did all the dirty work for you.

      Using the example of Iraq you brought up earlier, the mere act of pissing and moaning about the actions of the local government (which you seem fond of) would get you thrown into a special prison built just for people like you. They may eventually let you out if it becomes politically expedient, but not until after they've had a chance to use you to discover new and interesting ways of causing pain (a favorite hobby of Uday's, I hear).

      But, no, here you're perfectly allowed to wish death on people you don't even know while attempting to put on airs of intellectual superiority. You have the constitutionally gauranteed right to make a total fool of yourself.

      "Think about that one..."

      If you don't want to do anything at all, most communist regimes have ways of convincing you to put away your selfish attitudes and get to work on the collectivized farms. A worker's paradise has no room for non-workers.

    19. Re:No. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Why is it, when some says something mildly inflammatory, people break out the "beating off to porn in your parents basement" line, or something similar?

      I know people who've died in wars. A friend when I was at school, his Dad died in the Falklands war. That's the price of war. Soldiers die. While the post was a troll, I can partly understand the comment. Get the warmongering fuckwits out and killed and perhaps we may know peace in our time.

    20. Re:No. by Frymaster · · Score: 1

      "...you deny responsibility for your actions. So if anybody says, 'Why did you do it?' you say, 'I had to.' 'Why did you have to?' 'Superiors' orders. Company policy. It's my job."


      adolph eichmann - when asked if it "was difficult to send tens of thousands of people to their deaths"


      anything's okay if you're "just doing your job". moral judgement is irrelevant if you draw a paycheque. lovely.

    21. Re:No. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Well, there is strong nationalism. The Nazis were basically the last time Germany had a level of nationalism comparable to the US. You wander around there, you get flags on government buildings, maybe. Not cars, houses, hats, shirts, trees, stores, parking lots, and whatever the hell else you can slap one on. I like to think it'd be tougher to channel our nationalism into mass genocide, but if you can channel it into presidential aproval ratings, hey, who knows.

    22. Re:No. by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Real Karma will bite you in the ass for that.

      Wishing death upon anyone, you are as much the problem as those who rush to war.

    23. Re:No. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Did I wish death on *ANYONE* in my post? No, I did not. I merely stated that, while inflammatory, I could see the original posters point. Violence begats violence.

    24. Re:No. by arkanes · · Score: 1

      To be honest, it's probably more like 100's of millions, which makes it an even worse return on investment. That's not really the point of post.

    25. Re:No. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The president that drank the most and had the most corrupt administration?

      The General that threw more Americans into a meat-grinder than anyone else?

      I understand the purpose of Government money well. It's a fountain of waste to throw at problems like racism, poverty and international relations.

      Having lived on a Federal Indian Reservation, I know it alot better than the dotcom boom.

    26. Re:No. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      There wasn't money spent by the US to put the Taliban in power.

      NATO and China spent money arming the locals against the Soviets. The USSR go away and the West stops pouring money in. Place turns into a prison riot with tanks and RPGs.

      Arab states don't like all these well-trained Islamists coming back from the war and eyeing revolt. So Egpyt and Saudi Arabia and et all give the Islamists cash to leave. They go to Sudan, Somalia, the US and Afghanistan, eventually alot of them end up in Afghanistan and the civil wars kick into high gear.

      There was no budget line-item titled "Money to Taliban".

    27. Re:No. by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      No, but its destruction is being used in exactly the same way.

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    28. Re:No. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Ok, Lets draw a differentiation between "Doing your job"s
      Adolph Eichmann-- executing ~10000 unarmed jews
      American Servicemembers--Dropping a bomb on someone shooting an automatic weapon at you
      Shooting an automatic weapon at an enemy combattant wearing a uniform and carrying an automatic weapon.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    29. Re:No. by stanmann · · Score: 1

      War=bad... Well, No! War sucks. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. The problem comes with this scenario.

      Neighbors F and G believe that we shouldn't Interfere with Neighbor I1 who has lately been beating his wife, Broke into Neighbor K's house and lived there for several months. Because Neighbor I2 is involved in an ongoing disagreement with Neighbor P, who believes it is perfectly acceptable to cripple Neighbor I2's children Because Neighbors E, A, F, and C helped Neighbor I2 move in and Neighbor P formerly lived there So, Neighbors S, J and E attacked Neighbor I2 and were beaten badly, and shortly thereafter Neighbor I2 Moved his fences to encompass portions of S,J, and E 's former property. SO, we shouldn't Evict Neighbor I1 per the agreement the Homeowner's association for breaking the agreement with the Association.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    30. Re:No. by obsidian+head · · Score: 1
      I have no idea if you're around to read this, but anyway...
      The president that drank the most and had the most corrupt administration?
      Same guy.
      The General that threw more Americans into a meat-grinder than anyone else?
      I haven't been keeping score, but probably the same one again.

      Sure he was a drunk; it was common knowledge when he was a general. (And throwing people into a meatgrinder was precisely why Lincoln liked him -- as I understand, he had superior numbers but not the better trained soldiers). I personally believe the corruption was due to his personal weaknesses when it came to friends, not any malevolence.

      But in what way does his weakness invalidate matters? He was a brilliant person, and Mark Twain transformed Grant's dictations into words. I presume Mark would have let on if he was repeating lies. Or do you have evidence Mark Twain was also corrupt? (I'd be interested to change my mind if you have evidence.)

    31. Re:No. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Most of the other "imperialist" countries have returned most if not all of what they took."

      Most of the other imperialist countries believed in Mercantilism, where there were distinct differences between the mother country and the colonies/rest of the empire. For example, while India was part of the British Empire for a long time, they never got to elect their own members of Parliament. Hell, even Puerto Rico has more of a voice in Congress than India ever had in Parliament.

      On the other hand, at least until the twentieth century (and the situation could change back at any time), being US territory meant that you were on the way to becoming a seamless part of the "mother country." Hawaii has exactly the same interactions with the US federal government as Delaware.

      The US "giving back" California is less like the UK giving back India and more like the UK giving back Wales.

  5. I would love to drink beer and watch sb by TheJesusCandle · · Score: 1

    But i've got a long time ahead of me tonight writing stuff in php and drinking beer!

  6. i'm rooting for the team with the highest score by jdkane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since there's nothing much to discuss right now, who wants to be the first to place a bet?

    1. Re:i'm rooting for the team with the highest score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm betting on the cheerleaders.

    2. Re:i'm rooting for the team with the highest score by Yorrike · · Score: 1

      The ball will be the winner on the day.

      --

      Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?

    3. Re:i'm rooting for the team with the highest score by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The real pity is we shouldn't be wasting pigskin making footballs at the moment.

      There is a dying need for body bags made of pigskin, to put Islamic terrorists into.

  7. Who gives a damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    just a bunch of low lives running after a stupid "egg shaped" object.
    How is that thing classified as a ball? When its not round?

    the whole idea behind the game is just lame.

    could care less who wins or loses.

    1. Re:Who gives a damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah,I pretty much agree,who wants to see grown men,hump over smell each others ass,then get up and fight like hell?

    2. Re:Who gives a damn by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

      I was playing q3 a while ago, it's like football but less violent. Anyway, i don't see why these guys have to put on 20 pounds of padding and helmets just to play rugby. Yes, i'm american, but i still think rugby players are way tougher than any football player.

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      You like your new Mac more than you like me, don't you, Dave? Dave? I asked...She said Yes.
    3. Re:Who gives a damn by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      Almost as lame as diddling a set of small plastic buttons to make lights turn on and off on your magic picture box.

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  8. Thank God... by Vargasan · · Score: 2, Funny

    "So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now."

    Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

    Is all that really necessary?

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    Putting the romance back into necromancer.
    1. Re:Thank God... by HillBilly · · Score: 1

      speaking of time, how can a one hour game take three hours. This game would be much better if it was more free flowing like other football codes around the world.

      --
      "Go into the hall of mirrors and have a bloody hard look at yourself" - HG Nelson
    2. Re:Thank God... by BrookHarty · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

      2 hours of "Making of Lord of the Rings", then 3 hours "Lord of the Rings" followed by an hour of "Behind the Scenes of LOTR" on cable.

      Different strokes for different folks.

    3. Re:Thank God... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Re-read that sentence you quoted. Note that (a) the writer is posting a story on /. (b) the reader is reading the story. I think the sentence has to be typed because it'd be hard to say it when the tongue is planted so firmly in the cheek.

    4. Re:Thank God... by whee · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes! Of course it's necessary! After the four hours of Pre-Game, we can finally concentrate on the actual game. But not before. If there were no pre-game, there might as well be no game! What good is the game if you haven't been practicing wasting time before you can start wasting time for real? That's like driving without a license!

      Now, after you've been practicing wasting time and calling unneccessary bets on the outcome of the game, you can actually watch it! Of course, the actual game is redundant, mindless, and about as fun to watch as drying paint, but that's what it means to be an American!

      Then after you've gained 10 kg due to overeating (and lost 10% of brain mass due to watching the game), you can watch the Post-Game Wrap-up! This is what you've waited your entire life for! But of course, you first must see what dazed and confused person has just won Publishers Clearings House! Aren't you glad for them?! The mystical Post-Game Wrap-up is where you get to watch the game all over again! Not the entire game, mind you, but all of the exciting parts where things happen! Like the time where some guy drops the ball, and then someone else grabs it! It's incredibly unpredictable, even the fifth time around.

      Finally, after the Post-Game Wrap-up, you can relive it all next morning on the local news! What a deal!

    5. Re:Thank God... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Thats nothing, watch all 5 discs that come with the extended edition dvd collectors set.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    6. Re:Thank God... by Hairy+Dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You could say pretty much the same thing about the FA Cup Final. Fortunately it's broadcast on BBC1 so there are no ads, and the actual game is uninterrupted (except by half-time which is about 30 mins).

      Anyway, nobody's forcing you to watch it all. Just work out when it starts and do something else the rest of the time.

      BTW, Eric Idle is on Channel Five's coverage for some reason.

    7. Re:Thank God... by dogfart · · Score: 2, Funny
      Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

      Just consider it a really strange religious ritual. Sort of like the old Latin Roman Catholic mass. Merely sitting through it without falling asleep provided tons 'o grace

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      "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    8. Re:Thank God... by hameluck · · Score: 1

      Two hours of "Making of Lord of the Rings"... Damn. here I am 4 years and counting making Lord of the Rings.

    9. Re:Thank God... by Marlor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the SuperBowl is just a bunch of pansies running around in padded armour, but Lord Of The Rings is .... ummm .... errr ..... OK you win.

    10. Re:Thank God... by ruprechtjones · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are so wrong with this.

      Pre-game starts, you gather with the friends, and beer and nachos come out.

      Game starts, bets are already placed, you settle down and start watching the commercials-er, game. Nachos are finished, sixth beer is opened.

      By half-time, you're drunk and full, Twain is showing her stomach, and the No Doubt chick looks like she's been hanging out with Courtney Love too much. She looks thrashed. You take a nap.

      Post-game show is up. You get to find out what you missed whilst napping, but you're too groggy to remember.

      Following morning, you watch the news to get the highlights of the game, in order to fit in with the water-cooler crowd at work.

      This is American Football. God bless us all.

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      Kip Hawley is an idiot.
    11. Re:Thank God... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      I would watch the Super Bowl if Eric Idle was one of the commentators. That is pretty cool. You Brits are lucky.

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      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    12. Re:Thank God... by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      or getting crushed to death at a soccer game.

      --
      "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
    13. Re:Thank God... by domc · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but yes, they do suck. Hard.

      domc

    14. Re:Thank God... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

      I'm sure there are some sad bastards who sit through the whole pre-game. My Superbowl watching went thusly:

      12.10(MST): Turn on pre-game show.
      12.15: Turn pre-game show off because it's unbelievably dull.
      4.00: Turn TV back on. Catch Arnie asking if I'm ready for some football. Decide I am. Sit down.
      Half Time: Get up, start cooking dinner, in between stirring and mixing, check out Shania Twain's breasts. Nice.
      Second Half: Realise this is the dullest Superbowl I've ever seen.
      8.15: Game ends. Sweet merciful Zeus. No win situation. If I'd have tuned out, Oakland would have staged the come back of all time. As it was, I got to see Tampa (the team I wanted to win) slaugher the Oakland team. Sweet.
      8.30: Bon Jovi appear on my screen and starting singing something.
      8.31: Go to kitchen and stab self in eyes so never have to see Bon Jovi again.

    15. Re:Thank God... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Then after you've gained 10 kg due to overeating

      Ha! Shows how much you know about Americans. We gain pounds, not kilograms.

    16. Re:Thank God... by shippo · · Score: 1

      30 minutes? Obviously never been to a match, then!

      Half time is always 15 minutes in England, which gives you plenty of time to get a pie and catch the half-time raffle. In Scotland they somehow only allow 10 minutes of half-time.

    17. Re:Thank God... by m3000 · · Score: 1

      Personally, LotR is the first time I've ever liked the movie more than the book. I found the books to be sort of boring, and far too long and drawn out in places.

  9. Forgive the obvious question... by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But what in the world is this doing on Slashdot? This is "News for Nerds," folks. I see more than enough Super Bowl coverage on CNN, MSNBC, and all the other commercial news sites.

    1. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but where else can you find such bad jokes as "If those are the Raiders, which one is Paul Revere?"

      Kickers just keep getting harder to find...

    2. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Informative

      But what in the world is this doing on Slashdot? This is "News for Nerds," folks. I see more than enough Super Bowl coverage on CNN, MSNBC, and all the other commercial news sites.

      In the last few years, we always talked about the .com commercials on slashdot. Even followed up by links with Commericals for download. You dont get that on CNN.

      BTW, Only .com I see was monster.com, fedex isnt really a .com.

    3. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Uart · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good point!

      As we all know from various movies and television shows (Revenge of the Nerds?), geeks don't like sportts.

      Its a natural extension of our general hatred of the Jocks...

      Lets go back to building our robots and reading about math.

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    4. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Yorrike · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Speak for yourself. There's nothing better than sitting down with a few of your mates for the day, parking a large supply of beer next to you and watching a good international Cricket match.

      And the Formula 1! Man, talk about technology. It's a geek's dream sport. Fast cars, cutting edge technology, stuff blowing up now and then, things being measured in thousandths of a second.

      Not all geeks hate sport. Not all countires have the same jock/geek class seperation at school that US movie makers love screaming and dancing about, either.

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    5. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by inerte · · Score: 1

      Well, think about: A bunch of adolescents and twenty something folks, overweighted, *reading* about sports. Seems nerd enough to me :)

    6. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      As a canadian, I'm just looking forward to the funny commercials and placing bets on which commercial Britney Spears will appear on...place your bets!

      Only if we could bet with our mod points...(not that I have any, but still.)

    7. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Cheesy+Fool · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well done, you've picked two sports more boring than american football.

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    8. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by blowhole · · Score: 1

      Well, think about: A bunch of adolescents and twenty something folks, overweighted, *reading* about sports. Seems nerd enough to me :)

      Mod parent insightful someone. There is a clear distinction between the participants and spectators. Being a sports fan can be just as nerdy an obsession as being an overclocking nut, *nix zealot, or l33t g4m3r. Fantasy football, anyone?

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    9. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Uart · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention that i was being sarcastic...

      I guess i though it would be obvious :-P

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    10. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fact that it's posted on /. during the Super Bowl AND that it has posts is PROOF that this IS NEWS for Nerds. Think of it as a polite gesture to keep the director of marketing at bay tomorrow when you, otherwise, would have said, "Super Bowl? Was that this weekend?" They're just looking out for us, man.

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    11. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Yorrike · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, I know : ) Just thought I'd point out some geek-ish sports many would not be familiar with. I probably should have a taken a lighter tone with my reply, but oh well...

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    12. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Gyan · · Score: 1

      Well done, you've picked two sports more boring than american football.

      Huh ? I don't see baseball or basketball mentioned anywhere

    13. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Sports nerds, computer nerds, book nerds. It's all the same.

      By the way, Rugby is tougher then american "foot"ball

      P.S. Is slashdot being slow tonight, or is it my uni?

    14. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by claygate · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a huge fan of soccer, i can understand why the majority of americans don't grasp it as a spectacular sport. In 90 minutes it is possible to not have a team score a single point and still be one of the best games in history. If this is the case there are no clear winners and this is not acceptable in america. You must WIN and you must SCORE in america. It is reflected in society.

      This is why formula 1 is even less prominent in the US. When something as small as .009 put JP Montoya on pole once this season it isn't enough to discern a clear cut winner. When Schumacher won 11 of 17 races, and ferrari won 15 out of 17 it is seen as uncompetitive. There is so much going on behind the scenes and so many other battles then the one for the lead that it doesn't interest the US audience. In NASCAR or IRL you see 10 different leaders in one race and multiple passes. But this is through stiffling the abilityto one up competitors. Standard wings that allow cars to pass more easily and restricted power engines makes for closer, yet more predictable racing. Americans are raised with 100 topics aminute thrown pass their heads, they consume more than anyone else, and this is reflected in their choices later in life. Like someone said about watching 9 hours of football games and post/pre game shows or 9 hours of about LOTR. Football, F1, American Football, NASCAR et al cater to different audiences. Depends what your preference is.

    15. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by meowmonster · · Score: 1

      Hey speak for yourself. I love football and I love being a geek. I was one of the biggest kids in my school and I played center. I could kick their a** on the field and in the class room as well.

      As far a pro-football goes, I tend to only follow my home state's team very much, but I know of 4 or 5 former Vikings that are electrical engineers. One of the guys I work with (I'm an EE as well) is a former Minnesota Gopher, football scholarships put him through school, now he's an EE working with me designing parts that make your harddrive go fast.

    16. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Some computer geeks with a knack for sports have found a way to merge the two together...

      Comprank Ratings for Sports
      Massey Ratings
      Sagarin's Ratings

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    17. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by jman11 · · Score: 1

      WTF does that make me? I'm a foreigner who's doing a math PhD, and yep I just spent the last few hours drinking in front of the Superbowl. Am I really going to fail my PhD now?

    18. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      But what in the world is this doing on Slashdot? This is "News for Nerds," folks.

      Don't worry: not only did I carefully avoid watching or listening to anything to do with the moneygrubbingcommercialthingy...er, sporting event today, I seem to be one of the few who isn't even certain of its significance.

      Me? I watched tonight's episode of da Vinci's Inquest. Great stuff. Beats seeing a bunch of men rolling around on the grass groping each others' butts.

      ...laura, blissfully unaware

    19. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Malc · · Score: 1

      I don't think points scored has anything to do with it. Look at NHL hockey: very similar scorelines to soccer.

    20. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by boskone · · Score: 1

      hotjobs.com also had one ad.

    21. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      Well, it may come as a surprise to some of you, but it is possible to be a nerd and like football, and as such, for some nerds, the Super Bowl is news. Hence, it's news for nerds.

      My parents have been indoctrinating me in to Buccaneer fandom since birth (was probably one of the few little girls who were dressed in Buccaneer orange as a baby), so I just have to say that I'm completely thrilled.

      Go Bucs!

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    22. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by cebe · · Score: 1

      what channel did you watch the superbowl on?
      I am not blessed with satellite.. and my ABC was of course, ownz0red by Global. What a ripoff! We don't get to see any of the American commercials.. every commercial break cut to lame local commercials.

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    23. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      A-men baby. Someone answer this, because I just lost AMC for this Speed channel thing when Cablevision did their monthly ass-raping this week.

      How do you watch this shit? I've seen posts here ever so often extolling the glories of circling cars going maybe twice the speed I've done in my minivan. All you get is what I'm pretty sure is a 3 minute tape loop the camera guys set up before they went to Dunkin' Donuts and some droning announcers talking about how some random guy in a helmet is having a kid soon or some shit.

      I could see if they were rocket cars doing an obstacle course at 500 mph, and maybe if they laid out a wall of light behind them as they went, but the track's frikkin' BANKED to keep them from sliding off on the curves! Come on now.

      And cricket CAN be fun, if only when you try and play it pissed drunk in someone's driveway with only the back of the box as a clue to the rules.

    24. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 1

      Well, aren't you special. You must feel important after having told everyone that.

      Seriously, why is it that whenever the discussion turns around to something that's fun and that people like to do (watching sports, television, going to the mall, whatever.) there's always some guy who wants everyone to know how "cool" and "trendy" he is, and makes sure to point out to everyone how much they dislike that activity? If you don't like to watch football, just don't watch it. Why search for validation from your fellow geeks?

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    25. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by MonkeyDluffy · · Score: 1
      As a huge fan of soccer, i can understand why the majority of americans don't grasp it as a spectacular sport. In 90 minutes it is possible to not have a team score a single point and still be one of the best games in history.

      While you can have a great game in many sports with a final score of 0-0 (except maybe basketball:)), there are too many soccer games that end up in ties when there was a clearly superior team. And the practice of attempting to break a tie using penalty kicks is an insult to the rest of the game.

      You must WIN and you must SCORE in america. It is reflected in society.

      Sorry, but winning is just as important in the rest of the world. Just look at the Olympics or the soccer world cup. And to win in many sports, you do have to score. -MDL, who watches about 50 soccer games a year.

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    26. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by barzok · · Score: 1

      No, F1 is less prominent because it's so obviously rigged.

    27. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1
      You must WIN and you must SCORE in america.

      Obviously you've never watched the Bucs play offense.

    28. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by ashultz · · Score: 1


      Congratulations, you wrapped your obvious statement - many people don't like sports where the difference between winning and losing is very subtle, or that rarely score - in a put down about American society. It's not that Americans have different taste, it's that they "don't grasp" real sports.

      That's sure to make people realize how intelligent it was and mod it up. Give it a rest and watch your soccer quietly.

    29. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm a nerd and I was watching it with the non-bitchy half of the cheerleading team... Quality use of time by my count.

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    30. Re:Forgive the obvious question... by Sinical · · Score: 1

      Oh bullshit. I realize this is well after the fact, but I want this in here for posterity.

      No likes F1 because it's a parade: it isn't racing anymore. No ones comes from the back of the field, pit stops are usually the defining moment in the race, and the obsessive use of technology (plus Bernie's crushing ego) have made the racing dull dull dull. It's largely point and squirt now, with the automated launches, the shift patterns in the corners, etc.

      An example of how stupid F1 is: they wanted to reduce grip. Could they do the obvious and make the rear wings smaller: hell no, because that's where advertising goes. Instead they put the cars on the grooved tires, which is fucking stupid because now when the cars slow down for corners, they have no adhesion. Boooorrrriiiinnnnnng! Whee, that'll lead to a lot of fun passing.

      Plus Michael Shumacher is a goddamn thug who's crashed into I don't know how many other competitors to win his driver's championships.

      Mika Hakkinen (sp?) had it right when he left. All the good racing is in WRC, to my mind. Nothing beats watching Colin McRae throw away championship after championship.

  10. The Stupour Bowl. by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    That is all.

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  11. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I believe I would need to own a "tele-vision" in order to watch this "super bowl", yes? Or can I get it on a web page?

    Ahh, well, being a loser like me has its advantages: you don't feel compelled to watch sweaty black men feel each other's asses trying to get their hands on a funny little ball.

    On the other other hand, we don't get a lot of pussy. So there's a trade-off here...

  12. So far, it's the same old stuff by horse · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Commercials featuring scantily-clad women and lots of violence. That's America...

    Keep you doped with religion, and sex, and TV
    And you think you're so clever and classless and free
    But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
    - John Lennon
    1. Re:So far, it's the same old stuff by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "...and lots of violence"

      If you're referring to the game itself as being violent, it often is. If you were trying to sound cool by quoting John Lennon in order to condemn American Football, I'd pick another person if I were you. Lennon quite enjoyed our game, going so far as joining Howard Cossell in the booth for Monday Night Football one time. He was impressed with the whole spectacle of it all, and didn't seem to mind the rough aspect of the game.

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    2. Re:So far, it's the same old stuff by horse · · Score: 1

      As the note said, I was talking about the commercials. Football is the same dumb sport it's ever been, no point in even commenting.

    3. Re:So far, it's the same old stuff by fruey · · Score: 1
      I always thought Lennon was bitching about the UK system, and _by_extension_ perhaps about the US, but really if you look at his life you'd tend to come up with it being a summary of the "western" (what a crazy way of classifying that is, since most "western" bollocks comes from East of the meridien) system.

      There's room at the top, they are telling you still
      But first you must learn how to smile as you kill

      They hurt you at home, and they hit you at school
      They hate it if you're clever, and they despise a fool
      Till you're so fuckin crazy you can't follow their rules

      A working class hero is something to be

      Is there a working class in America? Or does it go straight from down-and-out to middle class these days?

      Note: John Lennon was the LEAST working class of all the Beatles, brought up in a middle class suburb and going to a nice school and then Art College. I always find this song can only be taken with a lot of poetic licence, since it sure ain't about Lennon's "working class" background. Paul McCartney, however, was Working Class

      Anyway, I fail to see the link between commercials and Lennon's working class hero, since it was a global sort of all-encompassing rant, rather than social comment. Think rather of Chumbawumba and Coca-Colanisation:

      The rich world persuades the Third World, using advertising pressure, that their traditional foods are inferior. Established nutrition is swapped for quick commercial gain.

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    4. Re:So far, it's the same old stuff by horse · · Score: 1

      Mod me down, fanboi, but it's true -- slashdot discussions are 99% crap.

  13. yeah, it flunks nfn. stm. by selfdiscipline · · Score: 1

    it doesn't fall under the "stuff that matters" category, either.

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  14. I would watch, but by khold · · Score: 1

    I really need to be reading a bunch of stuff for a college class, no time for the Superbowl.

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  15. 'real' football. by missing000 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I have the game on.
    However, it's just background noise. The gf and I are currently sitting on the couch and studying conversational Brazilian Portuguese.

    It will be so nice to live in a country that plays real football.

    Tchau.

  16. Super Bowl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...according to Pacino:
    Super Bowl! Superior Bowl! Suuuuuperfluous Bowl! Whoo-Hah!

  17. Recycled? Oh well! by godblessthenet · · Score: 1

    As usual, I'm just watching for the commercials. I must say, they haven't been very good so far, with one exception: The Matrix teaser. Recycled or not, I almost crapped my pants when I saw it. Just because a movie is a sequel doesn't mean it will suck. And even if the movie DOES suck, the trailer was still really cool.

  18. /. Superpoll XXXVII by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1
    Q: Who do you think will win Superbowl XXXVII?
    • Oakland Raiders
    • Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    • CowboyNeal, the great American couch patriot
    1. Re:/. Superpoll XXXVII by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      The networks, cleaning up on commercial fees.

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  19. Re:newsflash by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    Newsflash: Slashdot is a commercial site.

    It's run by VA Software corporation for profit.


    That is perhaps the greatest irony of all... ;)

  20. Any Cool Superbowl Tech? by mistermund · · Score: 1

    Doesn't seem to be anything too high tech in this year's Superbowl, unlike the Video Insertion System 2 or the spiffy replay rotation thingy EyeVision 2 we've had in previous years.

  21. Re:Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! by Vexler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am waiting to see Agent Smith and Neo break out into a twenty-five-on-one, Shaolin-style gang fight.

  22. I hate sports. by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Does it automatically make me a 'bad american'?

    Whatever ...

    1. Re:I hate sports. by astrotek · · Score: 1

      yes, because sports symbolize the perfect society.

  23. new Matrix Reloaded trailer online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They posted the new Matrix Reloaded trailer a couple of minutes ago.
    http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/

  24. Huh? by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now

    The what? (you insensitive clod)

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  25. The StupidBowl? by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    Nah, I'm avoiding that. I'd sooner watch flies fornicate.

    Football is just grown men playing a boys game. Nothing better than grabass over an oblate sphere.

    One good thing: I've caught up on my USENET reading and some much missed sleep this weekend.

    1. Re:The StupidBowl? by Uart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats awesome! I too find the mating habits of drosophila melaogaster (the fruit fly) to be awfully intriguing. I first observed their mating ritual while trying to confirm the results of T.H. Morgan during a routine test cross.....

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    2. Re:The StupidBowl? by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      u slept and read newsgroup postings
      and you are insulting athletes?
      sad, sad life.

  26. Patriotic Americans? by kodamalord · · Score: 1

    There will be plenty of beer drinking, gun toting, ass scratching americans watching the game. I am an american and I am not proud of it in the slightest. I will not accept it by going near this stupid tradition. Especially living just soulth of Oakland (S.F.). God Damn Raiders fans are bastards.

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  27. UF says it all by ConsoleDeamon · · Score: 1

    Todays Userfriendly says it all

  28. Why watch the superbowl...;... by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

    When instead you can be at work doing tech support for non-football lovers...don't seem to be many of those tonite as its pretty damn quiet in here.

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  29. Not to mention the pummelings by jareth780 · · Score: 1

    My K-12 experience was dampened considerably by the teasings of jocks. Y'know, calling me a nerd and a dork, etc? So I hate sports now, and everything it stands for.

    The top of the screen says "News for Nerds", but all I see is "News for The Masses"

    1. Re:Not to mention the pummelings by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Not all athletes are assholes, that's as pointless as prejudice as all others. Whether you find the game boring is one thing, but to base it on some people you knew is cutting yourself off from an awful lot of good.

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  30. The Matrix Reloaded by necr0m · · Score: 3, Informative

    Download the new trailer here.

    1. Re:The Matrix Reloaded by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Once again, for a Linux player that can handle this Quicktime Sorensen file, look no further than the superlative mplayer. It has had the capability to play quicktime movie trailers for a while now, but I figure some people still haven't heard. Just make sure you have version 0.90 rc1 or better, because that's when they reverse-engineered the windows quicktime codecs.

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    2. Re:The Matrix Reloaded by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      They've probably never heard of mplayer. After all, it was only fairly recently that Sorensen became available through mplayer. It does indeed play the trailer (unfortunately with some sound lag on my machine though). I don't think Apple wants to publicly endorse mplayer, since it is kind of a hack that required reverse-engineering the interface quicktime uses to call quicktime codecs on Windows. Most companies are strangely reluctant to endorse hacks, even hacks that work well.

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    3. Re:The Matrix Reloaded by spy5600 · · Score: 1

      Or there.

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  31. Coverage outside of the US by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Watching it in the Netherlands and it looks like the commercials here (at least the once so far, half-time might be different although I doubt we'll get the American ads) are the worst ever. People explicitely put effort into making them look like cheap Powerpoint presentations.

    Game itself is not so exciting yet, had more fun during the World Series.

    1. Re:Coverage outside of the US by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the ads here in the UK on Five are pretty bad. About on par with Celine bloody Dion ('stsie) and the Dixie Chicks for all-time horrible-ness.
      Can't get enough of the funny names of these American Football players either... Napoleon?! Please, give me a break!
      Oh no! It's Shania now.. gotta go!

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    2. Re:Coverage outside of the US by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Hey, you too? Three companies which have bought ALL the add time throughout the whole blooming game...and they /were/ crap adds, nearly worse than feminine hygiene products adds.

      Even so, I must admit I enjoyed the game...and mind you, I'm more of a rugby man myself, so that's saying something (I think :) ).

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  32. and the point is? by bonovoxpsu · · Score: 1

    so how does watching the super bowl make me a "good american"? and why make some little snide remark like that? is there any point?

    and for our european friends who think that advertising and all the pomp is just ridiculous in american football, for christ's sake, the advertising on soccer (read: european football) is just as bad! christ, their uniforms are walking billboards!

    i just fail to see the point of this post. to rip on an american sport, just because you maybe don't like it? or rip on the state of the american pshyche(sp)?

    and now i've been turned into a troll...

    1. Re:and the point is? by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Insightful
      and now i've been turned into a troll...
      Yes, you have. Because you, and thousands of other whiney slashdot posters, can't take anything with a grain of salt. The Superbowl is a big American event. Watch it or don't. Either way, deal with it. I don't think Michael was really implying that you are Un-American for not watching.
      I happen to like (American)football. I'm not a jock per se, but I do play sports.

      Christ, can we get a clue in here?
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    2. Re:and the point is? by Cheesy+Fool · · Score: 1

      soccer = world football

      It's played in more places across the world than american football.

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  33. dot com adds... by sneakcjj · · Score: 1

    Oh well, monster.com decided to show a commercial (pretty bad too).

  34. .com commercials by n1ywb · · Score: 1

    Apperantly monster.com is doing okay (or is gambling on spending $$$ on advertising), since we were just graced with their superbowl commercial.

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  35. It's very simple! by vlad_petric · · Score: 4, Insightful
    By watching superbowl you automatically get tons of commercials down your throat, thus contributing to the well-being of the economy.

    If you don't believe me, check how much 10 seconds of superbowl publicity cost.

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    1. Re:It's very simple! by aerojad · · Score: 1

      Check how much they cost before patriotism was in.

      Commercialism does not bend and change for who is in power or what is 'right', it just englufs the current mood as well, and still profits.

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    2. Re:It's very simple! by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      The ads are the BEST part of it! =] Personally, I find them much more amusing than the game itself. Of course, I'm not a football fan, so that's not saying much.

      Either way, you can see the ads here (if you're like me and don't want to be interrupted by football)
      superbowl-ads.com

      -Sara

    3. Re:It's very simple! by bje2 · · Score: 1

      yeah, um, i'm pretty sure they don't let you buy just a 10 second ad (i could be wrong)...in any case, a 30 second ad this year is going for $2.2 million...unreal...

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      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    4. Re:It's very simple! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How does seeing a bunch of commercials help the economy? As it is, I ignore most commercials since they annoy the hell out of me. And... if someone has a commercial that REALLY annoys me, I will either forget what the commercial was for or will be likely to NOT buy their product or service. My wife is the same way. American economy be damned, I'm not just going to buy crap I don't need or want just to help the economy. What kind of retard would buy useless crap? The push to make you buy crap is tremendous and the super bowl just amplifies that. Sorry, but I think the best thing that most people could be doing for our country to be patriotic is protesting the war for oil. Maybe it will wake people up that they've been living in a fantasy with their eyes half closed.

    5. Re:It's very simple! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The commercials during the Superbowl have one thing going for them... They ain't re-runs! The majority are new commercials. It's a rare televisual moment. A broadcast you can sit down and watch and not be bombarded by ads you've seen a couple of hundred times already. As a movie geek, were it not for the lure of The Matrix, Hulk etc... I probably wouldn't have bothered watching. Having satellite in Canada means no stupid Canadian ads inserted over the top.

      As for protesting the war for oil... Couldn't agree more.

    6. Re:It's very simple! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --If the ad agencies were THAT creative the rest of the year, maybe commercials wouldn't be so bad. About the only one I didn't care for was the Cadillac ad.

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  36. Well, chalk up another un-american point for me. by frob2600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I realized a long time ago that Americans are expected to watch the superbowl just as much as we expect Mexicans to eat beans. Not being offensive or anything here but this is the sterotype. I hate football even though I possess a y chromosome. It may be because I am short or it may be because the game is just stupid. But that is besides the point... because I don't want to watch the game I am not a true American Male. I must be either gay or a terrorist (I am neither).

    This is one year that I don't mind being unpatriotic. When we start associating patriotism with supporting war -- count me out. But this is not the only reason I don't care about how people think of guys who don't watch sports. The main reason is that I have better things to do with my life than worry about what other people think. Besides that, it would be more painful to watch the freaking game than to deal with explaining why I don't watch it. And lastly... the type of people I would watch it with don't really make-up the type of people I like to hang out with.

    Three hours talking trash with trailer-trash; no thanks.

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  37. My predictions for the superbowl: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Funny
    Advertisements win. Buccaneers, Raiders, and John Madden's public image lose.

    Right now I think it's a tie between FedEx and the matrix trailer, but who knows what will happen. It's wide open.

    And why oh why can't they just get John Madden stuffed. No one wants to hear what he has to sais. It's his face and his fat ass that he gets paid for.

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    1. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      And Budweiser makes a strong play w/ the 'room-mates' commercial. The game is heating up...

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    2. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      I dunno there Gyord, Sierra Mist really made the precense known with the "monkey launch" commercial. They started off thinking the astro-monkey was headed into space, but just as he gets up over the rock-wall, BOOM!, there's Polar Bears and icey water!

      You just don't see a play like that these days.

    3. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Yes thats right pi. And now it's half-time. I think we can look forward to the best plays of the game right here.

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    4. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      And budwieser comes in w/ a late play. 3 arms, is that legal?

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    5. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by fobbman · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmmmmmmm...TurMadden.

    6. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by goatasaur · · Score: 1

      Please don't mention "wide open", "John Madden", and "stuffed" in the same post. I'm disturbed enough by John Madden's appearance as is.

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    7. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by kisrael · · Score: 1

      all i could think was "that monkey is bear chow"

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    8. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by NeuroKoan · · Score: 1

      Those were good, but personally I liked the Reebok comercial with the Office Space reference...

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    9. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by netskip · · Score: 1

      Sony gets my vote for best ad. See it again. It was novel and funny, it made a point, and it was effective.

    10. Re:My predictions for the superbowl: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      The sony commercial was definately the best non-humor commercial in my opinion.

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  38. I'm not patriotic by DeathPenguin · · Score: 1

    I didn't watch the superbowl :(

    And I run viral software.

    Why the hell is the season in the fall and winter? I would think that an outdoor sport would be best played during the late spring through early fall.

    1. Re:I'm not patriotic by echucker · · Score: 1

      We call that "baseball."

    2. Re:I'm not patriotic by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but American Football was born in the universities of the 1900's or thereabouts (maybe before). It corresponds to the academic calendar nicely

  39. bleh by Ty · · Score: 1

    Since when is the great game of football of any interest to us computer fags? Last I checked that doesn't fit into the grand social picture of American culture...

  40. Michael, relax the rants please by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    What does the Super Bowl have to do with patriotism? Aren't the two teams just two competing entertainment businesses? This isn't the first time Michael has let a snide comment slip in regards to America or American government. I'd much rather read about News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters but maybe I have ridiculously high expectations of Slashdot and its editors.
    In all fairness, the other editors seem apolitical. Perhaps Michael should follow their example.

  41. The dumbification of /. by dpt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember when this was "news for nerds, stuff that matters"? When we had an interesting and even compelling mix of science and technology news that we might not see elsewhere?

    Recently we've had "SOHO", "Crop circles", and now this. All "posted by Michael", BTW. What next? "What happened on the last episode of 'Friends'"? "Crossing over, with Michael"? "Psychic hotlines - how they've helped me"? "Methods for selecting lottery numbers"? "Best use for that old washing machine in the back yard and the car up on blocks"? "Naming my 6th child - Lerleen, Billy-bob, Sue-anne or Scout"?

    Anyway, it's lucky Michael told me about the Superbowl, I might not have heard about it otherwise. Sigh.

    1. Re:The dumbification of /. by evilquaker · · Score: 4, Funny
      Remember when this was "news for nerds, stuff that matters"? ... Recently we've had "SOHO", "Crop circles", and now this. All "posted by Michael"...

      You've been here since Slashdot really was NFN, STM, and yet you're just now figuring out that Michael's an idiot?

      How about deselecting his name under "Exclude stories from the Homepage" (Preferences -> Homepage) and saving yourself the grief?

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    2. Re:The dumbification of /. by dpt · · Score: 1

      You've been here since Slashdot really was NFN, STM, and yet you're just now figuring out that Michael's an idiot?

      No, he's only just now exceeding my lameness threshold :)

      How about deselecting his name under "Exclude stories from the Homepage" (Preferences -> Homepage) and saving yourself the grief?

      I could do that. But then, keeping in mind that we can't vote on the stories themselves, if everyone who actually cared did this the /. powers-that-be would get absolutely no feedback on the quality of these stories.

      So they would hire more editors like Michael, and over time natural attrition would reduce the pool of good editors until I only had lamers to choose from.

      Imagine if everyone had just filtered out JonKatz. /. would have become his own personal ranting forum by now.

    3. Re:The dumbification of /. by dpt · · Score: 1

      I would add "glorifying crappy action flicks like the Matrix and Terminator" to the dumbification list

      And I would agree completely - unless the stories themselves had an NTNSTM angle. For example, the story on the LOTR "Massive" program used to co-ordinate the actions of individuals within the CGI armies was fine. Stories just announcing movies and repeating various movie rumours are clearly off topic as there are dozens of sites for just this purpose.

    4. Re:The dumbification of /. by sielwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The dumbification of /.

      Yeah... great... what are you, fourteen? What do you suggest? That we concoct some crazy scheme to get back at the principal and the jocks?

      I'm sorry but US football is a thrilling and complex game that is both viceral and intellectual.

      But instead you decided to relegate it to some stupid stereotype of Big Dumb Hicks. Grow up.

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    5. Re:The dumbification of /. by dpt · · Score: 1

      Yeah... great... what are you, fourteen? What do you suggest? That we concoct some crazy scheme to get back at the principal and the jocks?

      I simply suggest that the stories be vaguely on topic for the site.

      I'm sorry but US football is a thrilling and complex game that is both viceral and intellectual.

      If that's true, then perhaps the story should have talked about *that*. As it is, it's just "there's some stuff on TV right now". What's the point of it, exactly? Yes, I'm equally annoyed by "there's a LoTR/Matrix movie coming real soon now" stories.

    6. Re:The dumbification of /. by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the editors of Slashdot have access to the peoples' preference files. If good Senor Taco writes a script to poll them (probably easy to do), he could easily see during the next round of layoffs who gets that talk. I can hardly see a more direct way to say what you want less of. "90% of the preferences files filtering out Ask Slashdot? Well, I guess they should go!"

      -c

    7. Re:The dumbification of /. by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      never forget -

      michael = asshat

    8. Re:The dumbification of /. by Lurch+Kimded · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree... in part, the only thing I could actually care about the SuperBowl was the ad's! I wanna see Hulk in his CG glory, I wanna see NEo and posse go in slow mo whilst kicking butt, I wanna see effects, CG, tech... now that is geekness.

      I would prefer, I admit, articles on how this was done, uses of CG tech and other geekyness (is that a word?) but I am a lowly Scotsman, and this is the almighty /. And as such we can only stand in amazement at its glory and its undeniable ability to suck every minute that I am supposed to be working.

      Don't get me wrong dpt I agree... in principal. Guess I'm just a not as forward as you are with my opinions in such things.

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    9. Re:The dumbification of /. by dpt · · Score: 1

      You're not all that bright are you? I explained that elsewhere on this very thread. And, of course, any valid criticism is dismissed as "whining". You may be satisfied wallowing in the vapid mediocrity that typifies your life, but I'm unhappy to see it creeping into mine.

  42. THIS IS FLAMEBAIT NOT NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who the hell said it's Un-American not to watch the superbowl? Does the poster have something against America, the superbowl (or football in general) or both? This should never have been accedpted as a post!

    1. Re:THIS IS FLAMEBAIT NOT NEWS by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm is lost on the moronic, apparently.

  43. Hulk Commercial by fruity1983 · · Score: 1

    It has already been leaked.

    Download it in QT format here.

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  44. Superbowl - what a rip by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never watch it. I did tune in for that XXX rated one they advertised about seven years ago, but I didn't find anything even mildly erotic about it.

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    1. Re:Superbowl - what a rip by echucker · · Score: 1

      I hear the one in 2006 is gonna be a third more erotic than this one - check back in a few years....

    2. Re:Superbowl - what a rip by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      Someone doesn't understand the notation system.

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    3. Re:Superbowl - what a rip by dickens · · Score: 1

      No, actually in 2006 it will be the Extra-Large Superbowl.

    4. Re:Superbowl - what a rip by BobRainGod · · Score: 1

      This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!!

    5. Re:Superbowl - what a rip by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      I kiss you you beautiful coward! Keep up the good work!

  45. Wait... by Twintop · · Score: 1

    "if you're a good, patriotic American"

    Wait, wasn't that last year?

  46. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Trolled by an editor, too.

  47. non-realmedia audio stream? by kennedy · · Score: 1

    Anyone got an audio stream that's not realmedia?!

  48. Recycled what? by Zigg · · Score: 1

    ...but perhaps there will be something more interesting than ads for recycled movies.

    How about a recycled story instead, then?

  49. This must be a slow day by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    2 articles around superbowl (at least for me is not for nerds nor matters neither), and not focused exactly in what will happens there, but in the advertising that will be shown.

    Now, if the article was about new movie trailers that can be watched/downloaded from whatever internet place, well, will look a bit more like traditional slashdot.

  50. How big a TV are you watching the game on? by XplosiveX · · Score: 1

    I'm watching it on 27" normal TV. Any of you out there got Plasma's and or HD TV's? How is it?

    1. Re:How big a TV are you watching the game on? by forward1 · · Score: 1

      I'm watching on a 55 inch HDTV - a rear projection Mitsubishi. It's picking up an over the air signal from an antenna in my attic. The picture looks great! They had a little problem with the sound sync at the beginning, but it's fine now. Not that it matters - I keep the sound muted until the commercials come on.

    2. Re:How big a TV are you watching the game on? by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      I've a 36" HDTV. It was bigger AND better.

  51. Super Blaah blop ? by JOW · · Score: 1

    Sorry I do have a lot of respect for the Us. but Not your way of promoting free elections
    Nor the fact that you might be the only country in the world to clams to host
    A world cup, with only team's from one country, ohh did I miss something ?
    Do it just reflect the general view of the rest of world by the citizens of the Us ?, Is it true that 80% of citizens is the us never have passed the state line ?

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    1. Re:Super Blaah blop ? by JOW · · Score: 1

      It's not hard to understand way you are going to lose out step by step, the amount of respect
      You carry for somebody like me, that do not use English as first languish, just confirms my
      General believe, I do use 7 languish daily, reading and writing, and the fact that I'm a bad speller
      Never stop me from anything, observe that I even managed to add my name to my text
      Personal bull you can keep at home, but then most in the us are speaking Spanish now ?

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    2. Re:Super Blaah blop ? by JOW · · Score: 1

      Sorry not to be able to provide you with any
      hope I'm a Technocrat 000111000111000
      that's it

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  52. Beer Will Get Them Through by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    If viewers get bored, they can always drink more beer ....

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  53. Proud to be a bad American. by Blackknight · · Score: 1

    Football sucks. Why is this even on here?

  54. Please send help. by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hello Slashdot,

    I am hosting a small Superbowl gathering at my residence. However, I have come upon a true crisis:

    We've run out of Nacho Cheese Dip.

    Now, let me explain the situation a little further. I am posting from my kitchen, and outside are two pregnant ladies, three 250+ pound men, and an eight year old child, with his paintball gun that his oh-so-intelligent father was so quick to buy him.

    If I don't come back with something, there will be a "conflict". And by "conflict" I mean it in the same way the Israeli-Palestinian situation is a "conflict".

    This is where you come in: Send Nacho Cheese.

    My girlfriend and I are armed only with a few cans of Keystone Light. Please. We don't want to die.

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    1. Re:Please send help. by haggar · · Score: 1

      Are you the DotComGuy? Is this how low you've fallen, or you just refuse to use e-shps on principle?

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  55. WTF IS ON MADDEN'S SHIRT? by JPawloski · · Score: 1

    what is on madden's shirt?

    http://state800.tripod.com/madden.gif

    was he doing some pregaming with Rich "No Canon" Gannon?

    1. Re:WTF IS ON MADDEN'S SHIRT? by corebreech · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's Al Michaels.

  56. Why bother watching? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1

    It's just more of the same...

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  57. The ONLY football game that mattered by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Was played on January 3rd! Who needs to watch a bunch of overpaid whiners play what's supposed to be a game?

    The Ohio State Buckeyes are the national champions and any other game doesn't matter. And just because I went there (B.Sc. '78 and M.Sc. '80 both in Math) and I'm just a little bit prejudiced when it comes to this subject doesn't matter!

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    1. Re:The ONLY football game that mattered by tf23 · · Score: 1

      GO BUCKS!!!

  58. What else is there? by ksheka · · Score: 1

    Only reason I watch the superbowl (with my wife, no less) is for the ads. The game is just like any other game.

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  59. Watching what? by mondainx · · Score: 1

    im a total geek, i hate sports (most) and i certainly dont like watching it on tv. the "big game" is on and im on my pc!

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  60. I think you are mistaken. by claygate · · Score: 1

    "various democratic goverments", I think Iraq isn't considered what most people consider democratic. Yes supposedly 100% of people voted for Saddam, but if you believe that is true then you have some serious issues to consider. Or you are typing from the propaganda office in Baghdad. I don't think war is an answer to world issues, but remember what happened in the middle of the 1900s when America resisted entering other people's problems? While I don't believe Saddam has the power or population to blitzkrieg the middle east he probably is capable of killing a lot of people. Whether he would is left to conjecture or time to tell us. Saying any choice of action he would make would be a democratic decision is just being ignorant.

    1. Re:I think you are mistaken. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure that 100% DID vote for Saddam, as his was the only name on the ballot. In Europe we are very angry with the US' hypocricy over Iraq - we all know that Saddam is evil and should be removed, we all know that Ariel Sharon is a maniac and should be removed, we just don't understand why the Americans keep trying to justify their war with a UN resolution, when the US couldn't give a damn about the UN or any kind of international law. In six months time we'll likely have seen the back of Saddam at the hands of the US/UK armed forces - thence to see another Saddam installed in his stead, but with BP, Exxon and Shell pulling the strings. It's all very sad, and a little diplomacy could have got the whole free world on side.

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    2. Re:I think you are mistaken. by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      True...but the reason for Bush' stalling is quite obvious...he's trying to get the war as close to re-election time as possible.

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    3. Re:I think you are mistaken. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      I think Iraq isn't considered what most people consider democratic. Yes supposedly 100% of people voted for Saddam

      Actually, they had a recount and found 103% had voted for him.

      Seriously. I'm not making this up.

      Christ, this fucking flood control is PAINFUL! For Christs sake Taco, LEARN TO CONFIGURE THESE BLOODY THINGS SO PEOPLE WITH A TYPING SPEED ABOVE THAT OF A CRIPPLED TORTOISE CAN POST WITHOUT SITTING AROUND FOR FUCKING AGES.

    4. Re:I think you are mistaken. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "What do your cars run on over there?"

      An awful lot LESS fuel at a MUCH higher price, on average.

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  61. High Def Quality by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    ABC's high definition feed rates about a 7. It's not as good as CBS, probably because they are using 720p and not 1080i. It's just not as crisp and clear.

    The good news is that the movie previews are in HD with 5.1 sound. That's a nice addition.

    1. Re:High Def Quality by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      I was watching TechTV the other day and they did say they were using 1080i cameras to film it.

      CBS always looks more crisp than ABC to me too, and I'm just on regular broadcast TV.

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  62. Shit man, I feel your pain by s-orbital · · Score: 1

    How does 12 pages of Philosiphy take 3 hours to read?

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  63. For not wanting to discuss the Superbowl... by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    It sure is getting a lot of attention here on /.

    And what's the problem? I thought you guys looooved the Matrix.

    And drop the crazy-ass attitude. Football fans come in every different flavor and political idealogy. It's a friggin game. Rather than dividing people, it often has united them (witness Richard Nixon and Hunter S. Thompson).

  64. Like a good American... by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 1

    Like a good american, I'm watching the game. Really. I'm only here because it's a break in the commercials. But when it starts again, I'll be right there, watching.. it's a mall box in the upper right corner of my screen, so I can't miss it.

    I'm watching.. really I am.. gotta be prepared for the commercials.

    -DrkShadow

  65. Re:The Matrix by netsharc · · Score: 1

    I'd be surprised if the third part (Matrix Revolutions) is going to make it before 2004.. The Matrix was in what, 1999, and weren't the second and third suppose to be here in 2002? Then it was March 2003, from this latest trailer it's May 2003.

    The Matrix kicks ass though, I hope Reloaded and Revolutions aren't going to flop.

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  66. A True American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A True American would either be reading, constructing something useful, or enlightening others some way. Instead of sitting in front of the propaganda tube, do something constructive. I mean if we are actually getting jollies from commercials something has to be wrong with the state of the Joe 6 pack society. I mean have some psychedelics, and create, rather than absorb. The world would be better off.

  67. Some balance in /.'s reporting? by Malc · · Score: 1

    Seeing as /. is a global forum... I'm hoping they give some coverage to the world's second most watched sporting event later in the year. The number of television viewers it draws around the world will be far larger than the 800 million that watch the Super Bowl. No, it's the football world cup (the biggest television sporting event and not to be seen for another three years), but the Cricket World Cup! Something un-Americans to counter this very American story, yet a sport that some feel plays their games for far too long, just like American football ;)

  68. Re:The Matrix by Warin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually they filmed two and three together, and they will both release this year. My bet is that they are already 'in the can' and ready for release other than minor tweaks.

  69. Re:Not to be a troll here but...IN SOVIET RUSSIA by dollargonzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...and in ever other country, playing the nation's sports IS patriotic, and stands to uphold the nation's solidarity. only in america have sports become 100% about money and 0% about the country. country stop wars when their football team reaches round of 8, they make national holidays out of the finals, etc. america, however, has devolved into consumerist bullshit, where the polititians are aiming to be SO patriotic there is no room for patriotism among its citizens.

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  70. Matrix Trailer by Wolfcat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its now online at http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_cmp/reloa ded_trailer2_640.html :-)

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    1. Re:Matrix Trailer by infinitey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyone else think they've gone too Star Wars with the visual effects? *sigh*

      Terminator 2 was balanced, The Matrix as well. But it looks like this time the Wachowski's may have gotten lazy. Maybe at 23, I'm too old to accept action scenes that are almost entirely rendered with computers. =(

    2. Re:Matrix Trailer by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Too Star Wars? Huh? Explain. In small words so I'll understand.

      Movie looked great to me, and the "many Agent Smith's" looked awesome.

      Jesus, the time limit on posting really penalises anyone who types at more than 3wpm.

    3. Re:Matrix Trailer by fenix+down · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know what he meant, but it looks to me like they're doing stuff for the hell of it now, kinda like the prequels.

      The first movie had creative shots that looked cool, and they came up with a brilliant, cheap way to get them. Now they're doing fucked-up shit for the sole reason of making the effects so overblown and expensive that nobody can reproduce them. Crazy-flips with guns: good. Agent Smith buckling the front-end of a speeding car into the ground as if he weighed about 6 tons: bad. I liked the first movie because they kept the CGI unobtrusive. Now they've got Neo with this pole thing flipping around like a rubber doll tied to a power drill. I'm hoping that's just going to be an effect of the TV, or an unfinished shot they spit out for the ad, but I was hoping that with Spiderman too. (the rest was pretty good though, I'll admit, that and the flying thing were the only two that looked generated, and I don't know how you make flying look realistic anyway.)

      I'm getting pissed off about CGI these days. I watch Jurassic Park and the CG effects are better than Spiderman. They're better than SW2, they're better than the fucking Hulk by about a century. How the hell did they get dinosaurs to work fabulously, but Titanic can manage to make a frikkin' flat piece of metal look computerized for about 4 times the budget? I'm thinking that a lot of the stuff recently is just about trying to computer-generate people, and that I'm a lot less forgiving about wierdness in familiar objects, but if that's the case then they shouldn't be doing it when it's unecessary.

      Maybe, no, definately I'm a little too critical here, but I'm sure there's other people out there who are irritated when they can tell it's CGI. CG lets directors do basically anything, and it only looks a little off, but I'm still waiting for either myself to get used to it, the technology to get better, or the directors to get over the coolness and use it a little less liberally.

      Alright, I'm done, feel free to point out the errors of my angst.

    4. Re:Matrix Trailer by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      If you look closely at the Matrix trailer, you can see the shots are not fully finished. The shot near the beginning of Smith flying through the air above Neo, if you pause it, Neo is CG and looks like something from Toy Story. Same with the agent hitting the car.

    5. Re:Matrix Trailer by infinitey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks fenix down, that's exactly how I feel too. If a movie is an anime or cartoon, then I accept that it's gonna be all animation. If a movie is based in reality, I expect to be able to escape into it. With all this CGI, you can't escape into it because you know the scenes could never have happened in the first place. But today's generation just doesn't seem to give a fuck.

      Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks this. Hollywood has gone too fucking far. Less is more, dumbasses. Jurassic Park got it right, so did Forrest Gump and of course Blade Runner and Aliens. CGI complemented their stories. Now I'm looking at The Hulk teaser and it's been too fucked up by computers to enjoy. Bill Bixby is already rolling in his grave. George Lucas is the ultimate lazy filmmaker. Noone cares if you use state-of-the-art visual effects to make those shots! In five years, CGI may be advanced enough to convince an audience without a doubt that a generated object looks real. Then everyone will be laughing at your retarded Yoda fight.

      In a documentary on the making of Gangs of New York, Lucas said to Martin Scorcese on the set, "You know, you can generate all this with CG now." Thankfully Scorcese didn't agree with him.

      The Matrix teaser was great; the one they released in Japan was fantastic. This commercial killed my expectations by 3/4. The scene with an Agent crushing a car on a highway, that looked stupid and unbelievable even if the storyboard called for it. I can live with it as long as it's only one of a few.

      </rant>

      My hopes are down but I'll still see it anyway. :)

    6. Re:Matrix Trailer by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I know what you mean, and I feel your pain... But some people *do* know how to use CG correctly:

      1. The Abyss
      2. Aliens 4
      3. Starship Troopers
      4. Gollum in The Two Towers (LOTR)

      --I'm sure more will come to mind. George Lucas can suck wet donkey barf for his pathetic AOTC effort.

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  71. Cruel. Just cruel. by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    2 hours of "Making of Lord of the Rings", then 3 hours "Lord of the Rings" followed by an hour of "Behind the Scenes of LOTR" on cable.

    I just spent two valuable minutes looking for this on TV, you insensitive clod!

    The best I could find was FOTR on Starz.

    Dammit.

    1. Re:Cruel. Just cruel. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you not own the DVD? If you don't, I'm afraid I have to ask you to turn in your geek membership card. And your decoder ring. Someone will be around to collect your Linux disks in a few days. Please do not attempt to fight them. They are well trained, and know (of) several martial arts.

  72. AT&T mLife commercial... by x136 · · Score: 2

    Worst. Commercial. Ever.

    </comicbookguy>

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    1. Re:AT&T mLife commercial... by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Last year's was worse... simply because of execution. Remember that fiasco? They toss ads around for weeks, then during the supwerbowl they say you can go to mlife.com to find out what it is. I don't know about you, but they basically "slashdotted" their own servers with that one.

    2. Re:AT&T mLife commercial... by x136 · · Score: 1

      I do remember that. That was an all-around bad campaign and setup. This was just one, single incredibly hideous commercial. I'm sure I'm overreacting about it being the worst ever, but damn that was a bad commercial. :)

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  73. Real Nerds by cheshiremackat · · Score: 1

    Real nerds are watching Star Trek V on TNN and surfing /. not watching the superbowl... why watch guys that would have just given us wedgies in school had we known them? -CMK

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  74. if you're a troll to a troll... by vena · · Score: 1

    does that counter-act the original troll making your post not a troll? honestly, that was pretty blatant trolling on michael's part. from now on, i think i'll start my posts with something baseless and inflammatory to grab attention.

  75. Slashdot poll topic? by gonz · · Score: 1

    I have absolutely no interest in sports, especially "football". I'll be writing assembly code tonight, not watching TV. I guess I hail from the old days when "guru programmers" were called "computer nerds", and the group was more homogenous and unified.

    Today the term is "geeks", which encompasses a much broader group including poser programmers, web stoolies, misfit girls, overclocking machomen, obsessive-compulsive gamers, "IT" grunts, and even the fratboy network administrator. Ironically, many of these are the same people who pummeled the real nerds back in the old days.

    We should have a poll to see how many Slashdot readers are really watching the sports event tonight. TV is for losers! Whoo! :-}

    -Gonz

    1. Re:Slashdot poll topic? by bluethundr · · Score: 1

      Today the term is "geeks", which encompasses a much broader group including poser programmers, web stoolies, misfit girls, overclocking machomen, obsessive-compulsive gamers, "IT" grunts, and even the fratboy network administrator. Ironically, many of these are the same people who pummeled the real nerds back in the old days.

      I've got a better t3rm for you than "geek" or "nerd". Here it is: elitist.

      Just my 2c.

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  76. Re:Good, Patriotic American by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

    Someone needs a fucking hug.

  77. Monster.com Has Ads by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

    And yes, they are really stupid. Hehe. :-)

    In the one I saw, this trucker is sitting in some road side greasy spoon cafe while his truck is terrorizing the roads without a driver (death truck, anyone?).

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  78. Antiwar message in DC by Lupus+Rufus · · Score: 1

    Those of us who aren't very fond of Bush's push to war with Iraq will be happy to know that moveon.org will be putting out an ad in the Washington DC area. The ad is inspired by Lyndon Johnson's "Daisy" ad from 1964, and makes the (similar) point that catastrophic things can happen when war is prosecuted irresponsibly. The hope is that it will inspire Congress and the Bush administration to think twice before blustering into this planned wholly unnecessary bloodshed. The press release is here.

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  79. A Real Nerd's Night by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 1

    I'm playing chess with my 11yo daughter, hunting a bug in an evolutionary algorithm involving fuzzy state machines, and surfing the web (obviously) for interesting conversations.

    All-in-all, a very comfortable evening.

  80. Halftime Show by superdan2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it just me or does Shania Twain look like she's wearing a Star Wars costume? Is she Darth Slut?

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    1. Re:Halftime Show by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      It did look like it was highly supportive of the Raiders. I'm drooling. Despite her obvious lip synching.

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    2. Re:Halftime Show by ejungle · · Score: 1

      Touché! You ACs never cease to amaze me. =)

      For those of you playing the home game, he quoted Spaceballs.

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    3. Re:Halftime Show by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      More like Dark City.

      "Shut it down, Mr. Book."

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    4. Re:Halftime Show by ejungle · · Score: 1

      like i always say, the only thing funnier than a good joke is someone disecting and murdering it for everyone else around

      Thanks, you made my day! It always makes me happy to piss off assholes.

      Warmest regards,

      jungleboy

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  81. A timeless ode to patriotism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Link.

    You really don't get it do you? You, by invoking a defense of the term "patriotic", and then saying

    I didn't hear Bush tell me to watch the game, I didn't see the U.N. pass a resolution, and I didn't hear an "Axis of Evil" tag attached to it.

    imply you believe that if Bush told you the superbowl were patriotic you'd agree. What about Bush's dictum would make it patriotic? Can't you, as a free thinking individual, determine what's patriotic yourself? Is it possible that Bush could do something that's un-patriotic or are presidents the ultimate arbiter of patriotism?

    Patriotic things are "feeling, expressing, or inspired by love for one's country. A patriot would, as Bush -swore- to do when inaugurated:

    "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

    Bush, however he has been spending his time on his -perceived- number one duty "to protect the homeland from the enemy." link

    In doing his "duty" he and his legislature have assaulted the Constitution more savagely than at any time since the great depression.

    Don't try to defend patriotism and pimp the current president's policies, true patriots won't be fooled.

  82. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  83. Sting and No Doubt by Cheesy+Fool · · Score: 1

    What the hell?

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    1. Re:Sting and No Doubt by zaren · · Score: 1

      Oh hush, that was excellent. A shame we had to sit through two Shania lip-synced songs (she clearly stopped singing while in the crowd) to hear two live songs.

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    2. Re:Sting and No Doubt by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was an inspired choice. However, after listening to Gwen struggle through the first song while out of breath, it makes you realize why so many artists lip-synch (especially the ones with big dance routines).

      On the other hand, maybe she could have just skipped the push-ups beforehand.

      -a

  84. Super (where?) by B747SP · · Score: 1

    I checked. This 'Superbowl' place that you speak of does not seem to exist. Certainly, it isn't in the CIA World Factbook.

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  85. Yeah I'm sure... by TobyWong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    God forbid someone like football AND computers. Oh wait, I use linux therefore I must comply to all of the geek stereotypes. I guess I had better apologize for showering, knowing how to dress myself, not giggling like a retard if a female looks in my direction, and not eating a constant stream of pizza and doritos.

    Geeks like to think they are so open minded and forward thinking. The reality is you will be hard pressed to find a more closed-minded group of people if you tried.

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    1. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I'm with you for the most part, but please, don't knock the Pizza and Chips.

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    2. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you have plenty of places to go for all your football news needs. Why should /. become yet another generic news portal?

      Well, given that there are 512 comments on this story so far, which is easily the maximum for today (even a story about shutting down Kazaa didn't do as well), there are plenty of nerds who are interested in hearing about the game, and talking about it with fellow nerds.

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    3. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      not giggling like a retard if a female looks in my direction

      So what? you have a problem with gays now? Friggin biggot.

    4. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by dpt · · Score: 1

      Well, given that there are 512 comments on this story so far, which is easily the maximum for today (even a story about shutting down Kazaa didn't do as well), there are plenty of nerds who are interested in hearing about the game, and talking about it with fellow nerds

      Good point. However most of those seem to be complaining about the story, or about the use of the word "patriotic", or replying to those posts.

      The fact remains that the "story" is absolutely content free. Surely, if you're going to do a /. story on the Superbowl, why not focus on some geek-related aspect. Strategies and "design trade-offs" (for the franchises as a whole, if not just for the particular game), various kinds of statistical analysis on the teams, players and so on and what they all mean (or maybe a story on the way these types of analysis affect the game as a whole - you can't measure something without disturbing it and all that), a story about the successful crossover of football to console games (why that is working *now*), talking about some kind of new technology involved in filming and broadcasting the event, and so on ad infinitum.

      As it stands, this just tells me what is on television right now. Absolutely zero effort went into it.

    5. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      YES! GOD FORBID!!! What kind of geeks would we be if we allowed ouselves to be sucked into the common culture that is booze, cheerleaders and assholes? You sir are a heathen for suggesting that geeks should like sports, and a moron for not knowing sarcasm when you see it.

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    6. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Stereotyping hurts us all equally. You my friend are the perfect example of what kind of ignorance it brings. Everyone would consider me a computer geek, or guru depending on whom you query, but I don't fit the stereotype whatsoever. I have a great girlfriend, an active social life, and I don't live and breathe computers. As a matter of fact, I know virtually no computer geeks who might fit that stereotype very well, and I live in the dorm hall of my uni that is known for its vast majority of computer geeks.

      First you knock stereotypes, and then you apply another. Hypocrit.

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    7. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how you think he was applying a stereotype. He was using sarcasm to make a point.

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    8. Re:Yeah I'm sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I like to go to slashdot to feel at home...

      Truly a sad statement. You really should get out more and find more hobbies.

  86. Wrong icon? by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be under the 'America' topic so us non-Yanks can skip this sort of thing?

  87. Handball by vogon+jeltz · · Score: 1

    Accidentally, there's the World champion ship in handball running right now in Portugal. American football isn't all that uninteresting, but still, if you get the chance, check out handball. It compares a little to basketball. It's a_very_fast game and we Europeans (including, taditionally the strong East European countries and recently South-East Asia) are really excited about it.

  88. No wonder I don't code in php. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    Where do you get the beer+php package?

    lol... jsp+mountain dew works for me.

  89. Ha Ha Loser test and you all failed! by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was a plot by /. editors to see who the big losers are that are on their nerdy computers rather than getting drunk, eating nacho cheese and hanging with girls

    Ha ha! You all failed by posting and reading comments here! Ha Ha.. err.. ha.. err... *cough* err..

  90. Canadians don't get to see those nifty ads! by sk8_feet · · Score: 1

    I wished up in Canada we could see the real commercials. The CRTC and the thought police don't feel Canadians are capable of seeing American commercials!! I guess along with the other Canadians I won't get to view those commercials until post game at http://www.superbowl-ads.com

    1. Re:Canadians don't get to see those nifty ads! by cebe · · Score: 1

      werd. Global scares me.. here in AB they take over the superbowl (on ABC), friends (on NBC) and survivor (on CBS) This fairly new network seems to have a lot of power.. I wont even get into canada.com :) But all the hoopla over the ads really does make us feel like we're missing out on something eh.

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  91. Re:I tried to watch american football once.... by bungeejumper · · Score: 1

    True...but I like cricket.

  92. Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by simetra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone else get that impression?

    I only watched the half-time stuff, then turned back to Fear Factor.

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    1. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by Spoke · · Score: 1

      It was totally obvious, especially after hearing No Doubt sing after her.

      No-one sings that perfectly live.

    2. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1
      Anyone else get that impression?

      I got the impression she started off lip-synching, then forgot to even do that for a while. Oh well, at least she wasn't a Canadian with beadly little eyes singing our national anthem.

    3. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by LMacG · · Score: 1

      The beady eyed Canadian sang "God Bless America," the Dixie Chicks sang the national anthem.

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    4. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Who was watching her lips? Honestly?

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    5. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind it may or may not have been her decision to do so. My guess is someone else decided it would be better if people didn't hear what her voice really sounded like live and told her she would be lip-syncing or not singing at all.

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    6. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by Nate+Eldredge · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that even when she walked into the crowd, you couldn't hear any cheering? Seems like her mike would have picked some up, had it been on.

      When No Doubt came on, on the other hand, you could clearly hear the crowd.

      Yep, good call on that one.

    7. Re:Shania was lip syncing, I'm sure of it. by LazyBoy · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. She literally stopped moving her mouth for one line as she was leaving the crowd. (I double-checked with the Tivo.)

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  93. Melissa Stark by AgentTim3 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is she looking really fine right now? How about a new poll for best sideline reporter?

    1. Re:Melissa Stark by tf23 · · Score: 1

      The Bookiejoint's got a poll just like that up right now...

  94. Re:Actually by EggplantMan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey guys, I know I shouldn't do this, but what the hell. I live in the east and I already saw the whole thing. The buccaneers won.

    Sorry.

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  95. Commercials by f97tosc · · Score: 1

    I am out travelling. While I could not care less about the game, I do appreciate the commercials. I found them all online

    Tor

  96. Good Book by NetJunkie · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those that think football is a boring or stupid sport, go check out Joe Theisman's Idiot's Guide to Football. It's a great book that covers the game and will show you how deep the game is. It'll turn it from two teams running in to each other in to an offensive strategy going against a defensive strategy. More like a good fight.

    Well worth checking out. It'll also help your Madden 2K3 or NFL2K3 game against your friends. :)

    1. Re:Good Book by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      Heh, I can see Theisman's book now:

      Idiot's Guide to Football

      Page 1:
      IF YOU SEE LAWRENCE TAYLOR, RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY FAST, OR ELSE YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO RUN ANYMORE.

      Page 2:
      I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional now, so I'll go back to being the annoying guy on Sunday Night Football.

  97. You can get it (high quality) NOW! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Take the red pill to get/see it now or the blue pill. :)

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  98. Baseball by Halcyon-X · · Score: 1
    So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now

    It isn't Baseball that's the American sport?

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    1. Re:Baseball by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      Baseball is America's favorite *pasttime*. It totally sucks now!!!!!!!! (I am referring to watching baseball on TV.) Playing baseball is actually fun.

  99. Worst Superbowl Ever by Anenga · · Score: 1

    This superbowl has been incredibly boring so far. The Raiders (right now) are losing their asses off (3 - 20). The Halftime sucked royally. The pregame special was better than the halftime! The Commercials I've seen this whole week and aren't new (No .com commercials in sight) except for the Pepsi Twist one (leave those damn Osbournes alone!!) and a few Movie trailers.

    Oh well, Alias comes on after the game.

    1. Re:Worst Superbowl Ever by xo0m · · Score: 1

      lol, but how about that buc defense???????

  100. Ahh yes the StupidBowl(tm) by TCaM · · Score: 1

    It's just a holiday for morons.

  101. The Hulk Trailer.... by DragonPup · · Score: 1

    is here.

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  102. Halftime lip syncing by Fugly · · Score: 1

    Anybody else notice how badly Shania Twain lip synced during the halftime show? It's fucking pathetic. If you don't have the balls to sing, at least practice faking it in front of a mirror or something.

    I'm glad No Doubt and Sting had the curtesy to actually perform. I think lip syncing is totally cheating the audience. Then again, I suppose people that listen to crap like Brittany Spears, NSync, and Shania Twain probably deserve to be taken advantage of to a certain degree.

  103. Lip sync vs playing for real by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

    Interesting that Shania Twain ( Queen Autotune ) lip sync'd her performance but No Doubt / Sting actually played live. Nice to see some musicians still actully know how to perform.

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  104. Re:Cut the racist bullshit... by dpt · · Score: 1

    And you are the last person who should complain about the "dumbification of /."

    Why? Where have I been substantively technically incorrect?

    Oh, was it was because I proved a "Javascript in 21 days, Windows XP for Dummies" "eye tee professional" to be wrong, poorly educated, of low breeding, and a loud-mouthed fool to boot?

  105. Matrix:Reloaded Download by jvl001 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Download direct from AOL...

    320, ~8MB

    640, ~25MB

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  106. essays are evil by syrinx · · Score: 1

    I am attempting to write an essay on rhetorical theory. I've been attempting this for quite awhile, but I haven't gotten very far at all. Fortunately my girlfriend is in the same class and also writing her essay, so I'm not missing out on much. And it's not like a team I care about is playing (unlike last year, go Patriots.. ;) ).. however I'm disappointed I'm missing the commercials, I'll have to download them later I guess.

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  107. The ads are the reason I don't watch it by arcadum · · Score: 1
    I have found that a veritable plethora of programing on local and cable TV display nearly all of the Bowl's commercials weeks prior to the game.

    No need to watch reruns.

  108. Not watching it... by tytanic11 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather watch 9 hours of CNN than The Super Bowl. I'd rather be coding in PHP,which is what I'm doing now.

  109. Office Space on the Superbowl by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

    Check out the Reebok ad when it's available online later...there's an impressive Office Space reference from a football player of all people!

  110. I'm doin' my part. by pi_rules · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sittin' back, cleaning my new assault rifle, havin' a couple of beers and keeping and eye on the game.

    Now, what's more American than that? I got a gun, my beer, and a football game.

  111. You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! by jcsehak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

    Classic. Worth watching the whole game just for that commercial.

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    1. Re:You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! by serenarae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that was the most hillarious commercial so far. this game is depressing. i'm not routing for any side (although I would have been much happier had the eagles won last week).
      SO right now i'm doing my part as an american college student. sitting in the dorms with everyone else getting drunk and smoking. horrah.

      (on an added note: these anti-drug commercials are getting rediculous. all you could hear when those went on was "bullshit". cmon america, get with it.)

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    2. Re:You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

      Is it really legal for Reebok to use TPS reports in their commercial? I doubt it.

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    3. Re:You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      It really wouldn't be too hard for them to get permission.

    4. Re:You need a cover sheet on your TPS reports!!! by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      (on an added note: these anti-drug commercials are getting rediculous. all you could hear when those went on was "bullshit". cmon america, get with it.)

      Those commercials are unintentionally the best ads out there for the legalization of drugs. I think they're backfiring.

  112. PVR to skip football so I can watch commercials by BingoBoingo · · Score: 2, Funny
    I know that the ReplayTV has a function to skip commericals.

    I want a function to skip the football game so I can watch the commercials.

    -Fuzz

    1. Re:PVR to skip football so I can watch commercials by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I did exactly that with my TiVo. I just paused it at the start of the game.

      Then I spent 30 minutes reading/playing RtCW, zoomed through the buffered 30 minutes of TV slowing only for the commercials, and then kept repeating the process until the game ended. I doubt TiVo will ever provide statistics on the "fuck the game, let's see the ads" contingent, but I'm curious about how many of us are out there.

      And to any smack-talkers out there, I would have cared just as much about the game if the Eagles were in it.

      ~Philly

  113. Anyone log the times for the best Ads and Plays by bdolan · · Score: 1

    I'd sure like to have a time line for the best ads, best plays, and other memorable moments. I always tape the superbowl, but only want to watch the best parts!

    Such a log would allow for chapter markers and section markets and would make a TIVO type capability so much more valuable. It isn't just which program, but which part of each program that is worth watching. Would make "ad skip" look primitive--besides, I'm watching for the ads!

  114. Who are the ad wizards... by lucasw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That the Partnership for a Drug Free America hired?
    Are tax dollars paying for this garbage?

    This is the organization that last year told us bald-faced that buying any illicit substance is tantamount to buying plane tickets and box cutters for terrorists.

    Recently, their ads have shown that 1/3 of all marijuana use results in shooting a friend in the face, running over kids on bikes, rape, or (slightly more realistically) arrest. Replace weed with alcohol and the commercials make a lot more sense.

    This time, for the Superbowl, 'Drugs pay for Terrible Things'- a man on a subway is confronted by murdered innocents that died indirectly because of his casual drug use. I guess I shouldn't give the pizza boy a tip, or any money to anybody ever- because somewhere down the line it might be used for buying drugs and cause the deaths of untold people and it'll be COMPLETELY MY FAULT. It would be great to live in a world were I could know for certain that my spent money will never be used for something disagreeable to me, or unlawful, but it's not going to happen- the best thing is not to pay suspect organizations and individuals directly, but I can't guarantee everyone who meets my criteria will share my good judgement in their own purchases.

    Cluelessness is not an anti-drug...

    1. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by DennyK · · Score: 1

      "Drugs Pay for Terrible Things" is rather ironic, actually, since none of those "terrible things" would happen if the posession and sale of drugs weren't criminalized.

      The "pot causes teen pregnancy" commercial in the second half was amusing, however. Someone needs to study up on causal fallacies... ;)

      DennyK

    2. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1
      This time, for the Superbowl, 'Drugs pay for Terrible Things'- a man on a subway is confronted by murdered innocents that died indirectly because of his casual drug use.

      I had three variations come right off the bat after watching it:
      • George HW Bush being haunted by Kurdish refugees, asking why he didn't go directly to Baghdad in '91 and topple Saddam when he had the chance;

      • George W Bush being haunted by laid-off Enron workers whose 401ks went down the drain when the execs hijacked the pension; {1}

      • Joe Catholic being haunted by altar boys of decades past for supporting sexual abuse by putting money into the collection basket. {2}


      Don't these bozos realize that the argument can be turned right around at THEM??

      {1} - That was the concept I came up with first. You can elaborate with your own 'silent victims of Dubya's policies'.

      {2} - I had a variation -- non-Catholic woman is confronted by altar boy spectres, who interrupts, and calls for her Catholic husband: "Honey, it's for you."
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    3. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      While I don't endorse their approach, they have realized that most drug users obviously don't care about the immediate and personal effects of drug use (this is your brain on drugs?). So they are resorting to trying to point out the indirect effects of drug use (true or not, far-fetched or not) in the hopes that users will care.

      Chances are if you're wasting money on drugs, you probably don't care too much about some poor kid in Columbia or whereever your stuff came from.

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    4. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I know of 1 person who got pregnant as a result of impaired judgement after getting high. I'm not sure it's all that common, but it does happen.

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    5. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by dissy · · Score: 1

      I know many more than one person that got pregnant as a result of impaired judgement after getting drunk via alcohol.

      Oh my god alcohol is a date rape tool now! quick ban it!

      Then again i also know a number of people that became pregnant as a result of impaired judgement because those people were simply that way, they wernt on anything of any sorts to do it.

      Oh my god carelessness is a date rape tool now! Qucik ban it!

    6. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by dissy · · Score: 1

      > Chances are if you're wasting money on drugs, you
      > probably don't care too much about some poor kid
      > in Columbia or whereever your stuff came from.

      The funny part about it all is, atleast for smoking, way back in my past the friends I hung around with that did it were their own circle. One or two of them grew it themselfs (Its a weed for christ sakes, any gardener knows weeds are the hardest things to kill) and sold only to their close circle of friends (I imagined to avoid being arrested as a dealer)

      Money spent on their venture is no different from money any other gardener would spend at the same store for the same basic supplys for growing roses or tulips or what have you.

      At the time they implied everyone they knew did a similar thing (IE grew themselfs for personal use or grew for their circle)
      Granted this was a number of years ago, but it still sounds like the SMART thing to do.

      Now, say i wanted some drugs right now.
      Why on earth would I purchase them from iraq or whatever when i can do it for next to nothing myself!

      Basic common and business sense here.
      Which of course explains the ads, being from the government and all.

    7. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by lucasw · · Score: 1

      ...drug users obviously don't care about the immediate and personal effects

      I'd would say that's almost all they care about.

      Ads pointing out long-term, personal, and more-or-less real effects were the norm years ago. But brain damage, lung damage, addiction/dependency, etc. are usually associated with extended use or harder drugs. Most of these effects are probably deemed avoidable by the casual user. There are people responsible enough to want to avoid these long-term effects altogether, so non-exaggerated (credibility is an issue otherwise) information may help them make the right decisions.

      The new ads point out short-term, immediate, and non-physiological effects, and aim to create a sense of guilt- but the presented ill-effects are even more exaggerated and tenuously connected to use of the illicit substance (e.g. people die from loaded guns laying around the house regardless of how legal their intoxication is, or even if they're not on anything at all). Last years superbowl ad tried to cash in on high-profile tragedy with the most preposterous claims (opium is/was being grown in Afghanistan, not weed- and the money for plane tickets and box cutters probably came from oil revenues from Saudi Arabia, not drug sales). The new ads are slightly more in tune with reality, and not quite as immediately offensive. I'm not in the target audience and therefore can't say directly whether the ads work, but I think this guilt-trip bs is just going to generate a lot of ill-will and not rectify the problem at all.

    8. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by haaz · · Score: 1

      We sponsor more terrorists by paying our taxes than buying drugs. The Fed not necessarily among them....

      B'sides, it's not just welfare recipients who buy drugs. Rich kids need their fair share of drugs, too. And I seriously doubt Dubya's coke came from Canada, as much marijuana is today. But it really is those Canadian drug lords we need to watch out for. They might be polite to us if we're not careful!

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    9. Re:Who are the ad wizards... by dekraved · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least there is a growing sentiment against these things. Most recently, FOX News, AdAge, and college papers came to the rescue. What a waste of $4 million. One of the people in AdAge points out the irony of this running at the same time as so many pro-drinking ads.

  115. Cut It Out Poopfag by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

    The Internet doesn't exist outside of Canada and the United States therefore Slashdot should only post stories that are interesting to citizens of these aforementioned countries. I don't understand what you're babbling about this Cricket World Cup for. No one on the Internet is interested in that nonsense. Let the heathens hear about it on their radios.

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  116. Everyone here is under arrest by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    According to a spot for the NFL that i just saw not only is telecasts or the like illegal of the superbowl, so are "accounts" so stop talking now or i'll whip out my ABC lawyers (powered by Disney)

  117. Re:Well, chalk up another un-american point for me by maddskillz · · Score: 1

    Just because you don't like/can't understand something, doesn't make it stupid.
    I do love the stereotypes, feel free to paint everyone with the same brush.
    Just wondering, in high school, did you get beat up by the foot ball team?

  118. No Doubt (slightly offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bands change over time, especially when they get big. That's a given. Indie rock poseurs bitch about such things. Maybe I'm one of them.

    For a few moments, it looked like things were going to rock. The first few notes were all that was necessary for the audience to recognize "Just a Girl" and get jumping. An "aww yeah," drifted over the dorm. Then things turned sour.

    It was just saddening to watch and listen as Gwen and the guys performed "Just a Girl" totally lacking the punk energy that made the group so intoxicating. The song's climaxes were sung down an interval, and the band, already paired down to a backup power-trio, just couldn't make up for it. The goth-punk clad cheerleaders that took the stage just made the scene more depressing.

    When I think of No Doubt, I like to remember their SoCal ska-punk sound uniting audiences in a skanking, moshing frenzy. I like to remember a brass line wailing out the choice licks, accompanying a rhythm section of musicians all flexing their stylistic muscles in different directions.

    Still, let's hear it for a band who's been around the block and back, and has made a lot of good music in the process. And here's hoping they never use cheerleaders again.

  119. game was worth watching by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    for about 20 minutes. then the Bucs flew away with it.

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  120. Re:Kill michael he is not one of us-Hi Mikee by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Do you like being called Mike, Mikee? What Mikee doesn't like the fact that people are saying, no posting "It doesn't make you un-american if you're not watching football?"

    So let me guess dude, you're sitting at malda's house, watching the big screen, modding comments on your Dell Inspiron loaded up with mame roms over 802.11 on the couch. Probably sucking coronas and having little side conversations laughing about things like "I wonder how weird this user is IRL?" Why the fuck should I be downmodded because I don't fit your definition of a "nerd" Fuck you, I am by definition, what I percieve myself to be. I think therefore I am.

    I've got my threshhold set at -1, and i'm seeing many comments similiar to mine being downmodded. Look, we KNOW there isn't enough mod points in the user base to distribute the amount of mod's i've seen today.

    Anyways, keep it up and pretty soon those MS visual studio ads are going to be useless, because the only people that will read your site will be retarded ignorant dumbasses that want to put THEIR definition of what they think the scene is all about.

    And I can say this with much authority, outside of the computers that do motion capture for NFL gameday, and the sports medicine, there isn't much nerd stuff I can apply to football. It's all a game of who's linebackers took the most steroids and whos running backs snorted the most coke.

  121. Re:YYYYoouurrrrr in luckkkkk by anticypher · · Score: 5, Funny

    IIIiii jjuuusssssssttttt ppppoooooorrrrreeeeddd aaaa wwwwoooolllleeeee jjaaaaaarrrrrrr oooffffff NNNNNnnnnaaaacccccoooooo ccccCCCCCccccceeeeeesssssseeeee ddddddiiiiiiiiippppp iiiiiiinnnnnntttttooooooooo mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy bbbbbbbbboooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrddddd,,,, iiiitttt sssooooouuuuullllldddd bbbbbbe tttttteeeerrrrreeee aaaannnnnyyy mmmmiiinnnuuuttteee nnnnnnooooowwwww

    ttttteeeeee AAAaaaCCCCCCcccccc

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  122. Fuck You Virgin by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

    A total geek? One can be a "geek" and still enjoy football. The two are not mutually exclusive you fucking loser. I am smarter than you. The only thing you are is a total virgin you acne-riddled faggot. Watch out - I'm going to steal your lunch money asshat.

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    1. Re:Fuck You Virgin by Major+Woody · · Score: 1

      Well said. If I had mod points, I'd mod you up. But alas...

  123. slashdot worthy by mad_cow · · Score: 1
    There's plenty of stuff going on with the Super Bowl that're Slashdot-worthy. Tech TV's gave the technology of Super Bowl a fair bit of attention last week.. take a look.


    On a side note, is there any place on the net to download Super Bowl commercials?

  124. Re:Cut the racist bullshit... by dpt · · Score: 1

    Why is it ok to stereotype southerners?

    I had a think about my intentions when typing this. Actually, I only had credulous, easily amused, anti-intellectual, anti-science people in mind in my, admittedly flamish, post.

    I guess those names, in my mind, are associated with poor, uneducated people without the will to do anything about it. Not actually Southerners per se.

    So, I hereby amend my post to say, "Naming my 6th child and 10th dog".

    And yes, there is a direct correlation between an increase in the number of children and poverty and lack of education. The "owning lots of dogs" thing is just an outright slur on my part, though ;)

    BTW, "racist" is wrong, unless Southerners became a separate race somehow. "Bigotted" would be more accurate.

  125. Super Bowl Commercials & Animal Commercials Li by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  126. The score? by hubbabubba · · Score: 1

    TV....broken.....help....me....

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  127. FUCK THE SUPERBOWEL! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    No, that was not a typo...it was a definition...

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  128. HDTV by phurley · · Score: 1
    Well it is in high def, got the TV (65" Wide HDTV) earlier (before I got stiffed on my bonus) - and while it is the first time I have watched football on it, the super bowl looks good.

    Now I also read that the Stanely Cup finals will be in HDTV this, now I will certainly have a party then.

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  129. Re:Well, chalk up another un-american point for me by raduf · · Score: 1

    When we start associating patriotism with supporting war



    This is not a new at all. I don't think this had ever been new. It's just you'd expect we'd grow out of it sometimes.
  130. Re:snl weekend update special by mike_mgo · · Score: 1

    Normally I can't stand kattan, but I thought that skit was pretty good.

  131. Heh, this game is old.. by WeThree · · Score: 2, Funny

    I downloaded this off kazaa like 2 weeks ago, duh.

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  132. Yao Ming Rocks by g8orade · · Score: 1

    Move Over Shaq.

    Best ad of the lot. Yao and Yogi, Yo!

  133. Terrible Game... by skogs · · Score: 1

    Almost worth watching in the early part of the 4th quarter...but went downhill fast.

    I saw a political cartoon in my local paper a couple days ago. It was the 'Ex-Viking Quarterback East versus Ex-Viking Quarterback West Bowl'.

    I thought it was funny. Vikings management both got rid of two superbowl quarterbacks...I hate my team sometimes.

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    1. Re:Terrible Game... by falsification · · Score: 1
      The Vikings traded each player to the Redskins. The Vikings got something in return each time. The Redskins released Gannon. The Redskins later lost Brad Johnson to free agency. They got nothing for either of them.

      Gannon wasn't a good QB in the early 90s when he was with the Vikings and Redskins. Letting him go then was the right decision. He matured as a QB only recently. Either team should have kept Brad Johnson, though. At least the Vikings got something when they traded him away. It's the Redskins organization that looks terrible in light of this Super Bowl.

  134. Help me! by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    Call it a "stupid game" or whatever you want, but god help me, I hope that Oakland doesn't burn down tonight. With a homocide rate of 113 last year, losing the Superbowl could prove to be disastrous!

    Oh.. wait.. Tampa Bay:41, Oakland:21.

    If you'll excuse me, I'll be somewhere safer..like Wyoming. :)

    1. Re:Help me! by cgori · · Score: 1

      Sure enough, Oakland is burning tonight. 12 cars set on fire on International Ave, one McDonalds lit up, many trash fires. Mob of ~400 people, only 32 arrests so far. Lots of police in the streets and bricks thru car/house windows.

      Raiders fans are truly incomprehensible to me.

  135. Nope! by nuintari · · Score: 1

    Maybe even the game will be worth watching. I guess not, this has been the most boring superbowl I have ever watched. Can I order the condensed version? Nothing but beer commercials please. Man, even the half time show sucked this year.

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  136. And the winner is by minaguib · · Score: 1

    Tampa Bay Buckaneers just won the superbowl.

  137. So let me get this straight... by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

    You're complaining about the dumbing down of slashdot, while trying to pass dumbification off as a word?

    How ironicalific is that?

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by dpt · · Score: 1

      How ironicalific is that?

      *Exactly* :)

      Besides, if it catches on, it'll become perfectly cromulent in time.

    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Besides, if it catches on, it'll become perfectly cromulent in time.

      Ok, I get it now. Thank you for embiggening the vocabularies of us all. :)

  138. Hahaha by Kibo · · Score: 1

    But did you see the bud light commercials? Damn those were funny.

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  139. "Maybe even the game will be worth watching." by NReitzel · · Score: 1
    Uh, No.

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  140. Goal Post! by bobwilkins · · Score: 1

    There are two in every game..

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  141. This Discussion Prohibited by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didn't you guys see the NFL ad informing its 'licensees' (viewers) that the Superbowl is licensed for their own private use, and any descriptions, analysis, excerpts, pictures, etc. are stictly prohibited?

    Seriously though, isn't there a law against providing inaccurate legal advice? I mean, they can't wish away Fair Use (in analog anyhow, but I digress) but they sure represent that it's illegal.

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  142. Not totally gone... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
    Only the big boy dotcoms had a spot in this year's comemrcials.

    Yahoo and Monster.

    Monster will be gone this year, I mean where did they get 2.2 million dollars? And just to say that they now can find jobs for BLUE collar workers. Give me a break. They're nothing but a spamhaus.

    Yahoo, well, certainly they think that all the unemployed will want to find a job, but hotjobs is also a waste. I mean I vist the site from time to time and all I ever see is Robert Half postings.

  143. There was a dot com commercial by bernardos70 · · Score: 1

    Monster.com is still kicking around, and apparently they're expanding to include all types of jobs. ad link

  144. Office Linebacker by bjschrock · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, that has to be the best Super Bowl commercial this year. What's even better is that Reebock has a 4-minute version of the commmercial on their website. From the looks of it, they're starting a whole ad campaign with him...

  145. Yay, Bucaneers! by Chasuk · · Score: 1

    A friend of my My brother-in-law just lost 5,000 plat in Everquest on a Superbowl bet.

    At least it wasn't REAL money...

    I don't care who won or lost, but weren't those trailers awesome?

  146. hahaha raiders blow by Indy1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    forgive the gloating and the flaming here (Thank god its only karma)......but al davis and the raiders can bite my shiny metal ass. I am sick of the scum bag raider fans (i live in LA) and al davis's never ending lawsuits against the NFL. 48-21 just makes my day : )

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    1. Re:hahaha raiders blow by demon · · Score: 1

      Um, aren't the Raiders in Oakland now? WTF does LA care? Guess I'm confused. I mean, I saw the game (was over at some friends' place, mostly for the commercials and hangin' out), but I guess I don't see why people, especially people who aren't even in the same CITY that the team is BASED IN, should care so much.

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  147. Re:Actually by Scorchen · · Score: 1

    Oh you mean you're gay? Ah thank god i use linux.

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  148. roxy music rocks by Anonymous+Coward++1 · · Score: 1

    old roxy music becuase brian ferry is old

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  149. please tell me the reebok ad was two jokes by jpellino · · Score: 1

    felcher & sons? they did get clued into this before it aired, right?
    hope terry tate did. hate to have him pissed off for real.

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  150. I bet - by dsb · · Score: 1

    that the Bucs win
    score 48-21
    I'll go a long shot with the mvp won by Dexter Jackson.

    1. Re:I bet - by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Would be a funny post if you could do something about the date and time next to your username...

      For anyone that knows slash: Would changing your computer's time-zone or clock help? Can anything else affect the timestamp?

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  151. No one sings by BSDevil · · Score: 1

    Having not watched the game (wo gives a shit about football?) I can't comment on how they all appreared, but I can say this: it's not that Shania did and Sting didn't lip synced, it's just that they were better at it than Shania was.

    Almost every time you have a performance at a live event like that it's lip synched, just to be sure that nothing goes wrong. Now, they do have to make a special recording of it for the Super Bowl (ie. they can't use an old recording), but you didn't see one live music performance this evening. And some people are simply more practiced at lip synching than others.

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    1. Re:No one sings by Agamous+Child · · Score: 1

      As you said, you didn't see it, they sang live.

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    2. Re:No one sings by RocketScientist · · Score: 1

      I'd agree except that Gwen Stefani and Sting both had the volume go down as they got away from their microphones. Gwen was messing with the crowd some, and her voice faded. Sting was moving around some, his voice faded. Shania, however, was always loud and clear, even when she was holding the microphone at her waist.

      So, either Shania had an extremely good twitch-reflex sound guy, or she wasn't singing. Gwen and Sting, though, sounded like they were singing the whole time.

      I'm just wondering why the Canadian got to sing God Bless America.

    3. Re:No one sings by Fugly · · Score: 1

      Having not watched the game (wo gives a shit about football?)

      Well, according to this site about 43% of the people watching the superbowl are women and there will be about 40 million women watching. If we do some math that puts the total viewers to about 92 million people. Assuming that most of those people are US citizens and assuming a US population of about 270 million, I'd say about 1 out of every 3 americans that you know give a shit.

      I can't comment on how they all appreared, but I can say this: it's not that Shania did and Sting didn't lip synced, it's just that they were better at it than Shania was.

      You just said you didn't watch the game. Until you've watched a recording, you can't say shit. Sting and No Doubt weren't lip syncing. They were actually talking to the crowd a bit, their dynamics were influenced by how they held the mic, moved around, etc... In fact, they were both fairly mediocre performances. Message in a bottle felt particularly rough and under-rehearsed. Gwen Stefani and Sting weren't really working well together on harmonies and such. It was a tolerable performance but not pre-recorded.

      Almost every time you have a performance at a live event like that it's lip synched, just to be sure that nothing goes wrong.

      Not true. Real musicians don't lip sync. They don't need to. They know how to handle the little mistakes that happen when you perform live.

  152. Football? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    What happened to the ball? I thought it was supposed to be a black and white sphere? And what are the helmets for?

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  153. Re:Cut the racist bullshit... by dpt · · Score: 1

    All I wanted, 'cause I've seen your posts and it'd be a stretch to think you're racist. I'm just fed up with the idead that poor southerners can be offered up as the ass-end of intellect and for some reason it's ok because they're fair game.

    I can understand that. I was probably thinking of Cleetus from "The Simpsons" more then anything else, and no, I don't see him as a Southerner particularly (unless the state Springfield is in is also in the "south", of course :).

    Yep, but "racist" made the point much more clearly, even if it was overkill.

    Just be aware that if you misuse a term, it can become diluted to the point where it doesn't have any impact, or even worse, have the opposite effect if it becomes a badge of dissent from perceived or actual thought-policing.

    "Bigotted against southerners" would have had much the same effect, as "some of my best friends are [southerners]" ;)

  154. War Sucks by Skjellifetti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had the same feeling a few years earlier watching the Brits go after Argentina when the military junta took the Falklands. Seemed kinda like a harmless game of capture the flag. Gooooo UK!

    And then Argentina scored big against a British destroyer and people died who probably didn't need to, good cause or not.

    If you are that gung-ho about another Iraqi war, then get your ass down to a recruiting station right the fuck now. With 8 weeks Basic + 8 weeks 11B training you might just finish in time to see this war up close and personal.

    As for me, I've done time in Uncle Sam's Army. I've got friends in theater. Trust me, it ain't no national football game.

  155. The Bucs Won by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    Yeah!!! I have been a fan since 89' and this is about as good as it gets!

    --Joey

  156. Re:Fuck the superbowl by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Moderators come on!!! This WAS funny! Don't moderate down if you don't like something, make yourself useful and reply! I think this was damn funny.

  157. Matrix 2 & 3 teaser trailer, Quicktime and MPE by Gridle · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's downloadable here:

    Although the MPEG-1 version is re-encoded from the Quicktime version, it's significantly better because the Quicktime version is encoded at 30 fps whereas the original is 24 fps. Every fifth frame is a duplicate, resulting in jerky motion in the Quicktime version. The MPEG-1 version does not suffer from this defect.

    Mirrors for the MPEG-1 version are needed urgently.
  158. I eat those who tresspass on my bridge. by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

    So, if you're a good, patriotic American,

    or else.

    1. Re:I eat those who tresspass on my bridge. by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

      Football...

      That's the one with the basket, right? ... or is that the one with the goalie... I can never remember :)

  159. The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbowl by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Superbowl is wierd. Celine Dion sang "God Bless America", and she's Canadian. If an American started singing "God Save The Queen" he'd probably be shot and then called a terrorist.

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  160. 4 minute commercial by antdude · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link! This was a funny commercial. Talk about a work motivator! :)

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  161. Matrix Reloaded? by dsb · · Score: 1

    I was not at all impressed by that trailer. The new series of Star Wars trailers were much better than that, but then again the whole SW1-2 films were pretty much flops, according to popular ./ opinion.

    Hopefully, bad trailer != bad film for this sequel.

    On another note, is AB (Anheiser-Busch) the M$ of the beer companies? Especially the amout of money they spent to throw up a Bud Lite commercial which seemed to appear at least every commercial break. Although, my bet for best advertisement is that damn Jackass viewing replay that after further review is still indecisive; It's a First down dude!

  162. Re:Not to be a troll here but...IN SOVIET RUSSIA by letxa2000 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Living in both Europe and now in the US (oh yeah "America" is a continent; not a country)

    No, "America" is short for "United States of America" just as "Mexico" is short for "United States of Mexico."

    If you want to refer to a continent you may refer to either North America or South America. There is no continent called "America", although the two continents together are often called "The Americas."

  163. Re:hockey by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

    Someone please mod this down to offtopic or troll.

  164. gannon by tx_mgm · · Score: 1

    boy, was gannon robbed for superbowl mvp or what? i mean, by throwing 5 interceptions (new superbowl record) the only way he could have helped the bucs any more would be running the ball to the in-zone himself before turning it over!
    also, i think the refs deserve honorable mention...heh

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  165. I'm a dialup coward by dsb · · Score: 1

    I will not cower to your anoymous posting, but could you please tell me who won?

  166. Boring game of slop that sucked. by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    I was rooting for TB, but even I thought the game was stupid. As far as game quality goes, Super Bowls are a mismatch 4/5 times. This is definitely one of them. Last week, both games were much better.

  167. however Americans(we) also by Twister002 · · Score: 1

    don't like a game if one team scores too much.

    Look at the 1st half vs 2nd half ratings of any Super Bowl (admitidly the most watched football game of the year) in games where one team is leading by 20 points or more.

    The best football games are often low scoring and/or go into overtime.

    I've often thought the reason soccer isn't as popular in the U.S. (except when we are children) is because of two things:
    1) We aren't that good at it (yet?)
    2) The camera angles.

    When you show the entire pitch, all you see are little dots moving around...rather slowly. When you zoom in on two players fighting for the ball it's as action packed as any NBA basketball game or NFL football game. Unfortunately, most soccer (futball) broadcasts seem to show the wide angle.

    On the other hand, there have been much fewer deaths and injuries of spectators at US sporting events than in SOME parts of the world. ;)

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  168. But my X-box plans are - by dsb · · Score: 1

    You apparently have more fans than I, considering the moderation. Are you trying to say my predication is a hoax?

    1. Re:But my X-box plans are - by evilviper · · Score: 1
      considering the moderation

      If you would have looked more closely, you would have seen that my post was not moderated... I post at +2

      Are you trying to say my predication is a hoax?

      According to the time-stamp on your post, you posted it well after the game had ended. Call it whatever you want to.
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  169. The Best/Worst Ad(s) of the Superbowl!!! by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

    The overall winner is Bud-Light with the many, various and hilarious commercials.

    Honorable mention goes to Jimmy Kimmel's pregame spot by saying good by to Cable. (Two Soprano's Cast members throwing him into the East river was hilarious).

    Individually, it's a toss up for me between the following:

    1) Bud Light Ad where the Clown looked like he was drinking beer out of his ass. (After grossing everyone in the bar out, then asked for a hotdog at the end of the commercial).
    2) Reebok's - Terry Tate - Office Linebacker ("You didn't put a coverpage on those TPS reports!!!")
    2) New Matrix Reloaded Trailer
    3) New Hulk Teaser
    4) Bud-Light 'Strongman' Ad.
    5) Fed-Ex 'Castaway' Ad.
    6) H&R Block Ad with Willie Nelson
    7) ESPN Commercial where ESPN 'Chef' Joe Montana looses his Super Bowl Ring and ends up in an ESPN broadcasters lunch.

    Worst Ads?

    1) The Government's anti-drug and smoking ads.
    2) The Sierra Mist/Pepsi Soft Drink Ads. All of them.
    3) The new Cadillac Commercials
    4) The Chrisler/Celine Dion Commercial
    5) Anheuser-Busch ad with the Zebra reviewing a play.
    6) Terminator 3 - Face it. This movie will suck ass.
    7) Dodge Ad where a truck is used to dislodge a piece of Beef Jerkey in his passengers mouth. ...and yes Shania Twain (can you say boobs?!?!?) did lip synch.

    Stay away from Adcritic.com for Superbowl ads...unless you want to pay $70 to view them.

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  170. Direct Links to TV spots by SimplexO · · Score: 3, Informative

    Terry's World (best one) WMV MOV
    Vacation WMV MOV
    Mind Games WMV MOV

  171. More info... by Jayson · · Score: 1

    I post diaries over at Kuro5hin. They cover football basics and include play analysis after games. I was too drunk during this game, so there will be no Superbowl analysis.

    Here are a couple (they used to go on my website, and they will go back up there next season):

    An Analysis of 2 Raiders Plays That Beat the Titans
    Zone Blitz
    The Cover 2 Shell

  172. Re:Speaing of the Super Bowl. . . by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

    money was not the intention. To forestall similar comments I added the "current bid price" to my .sig.

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  173. Maybe, but by dsb · · Score: 1

    Gwen wasn't because she sounded like crap, unless she was lip syncing crap. I think even Sting was having trouble harmonizing with Gwen.

  174. Why the hell is the season in the fall and winter? by banzai75 · · Score: 1

    I would think that an outdoor sport would be best played during the late spring through early fall.

    Unfortunately, that's not when people are inside watching TV. The football teams themselves make quite a pretty penny off of the TV telecasts. Lounging on a Sunday watching football wouldn't be as popular (or profitable) during the summer since people would be more apt to be outside doing something else.

  175. Best Crowd Discussion around... by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 1

    irc.freenode.net #superbowl

    I'll be doing it again next year...you get football, and educated folks (sure beats the woman whining about this "pee ehhch pee thingie-ma-bobbie" that I keep on working on) talking about football, to Gwen's "Almost B-Cup."
    Maybe I just need to get out mroe often.

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  176. I took notes by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

    On what I'm not going to be buying this year. Sadly, it's mostly stuff I wouldn't buy anyway. Budweiser and Pepsi. Oh, and I guess I'll just sneak into the Matrix reloaded...

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  177. Huh? Wha? Nani? by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Superbowl? Oops..... Who the hell was playing anyway? XD

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  178. Superbowl coverage in Germany by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    For some odd reason, you can watch the superbowl on tv here in Germany - live.

    I don't think even a 1000 people here care to see it, and I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see the ads German TV puts in the breaks either. It's sort of a mistery to me why people are so darn fascinated with ads anyway...must be an american thing :]

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    1. Re:Superbowl coverage in Germany by OneFix · · Score: 1

      Same reason why you can see the Whurled Cup here in the US...American soccer is just about as popular here as football in Germany. There are also a few rather large American military bases in Germany...and I'm betting most (or all) the soldiers could care less about soccer, but they will all watch the Super Bowl...they spend money too (and not all of it is spent at the base)...

      As for who would want to see ads? Well, lets see...some ppl want to catch previews of new movies (if you don't like or look forward to any movies, you wouldn't understand this one)...as for the other ones...Super Bowl commercials (as with all good commercials) tend to be funny, over the top, and above all entertaining (noone is going to buy your products if your commercial makes them bored)...

      The best Super Bowl commercials tend to revolve around animals (Sierra Mist) or celebrities (Pepsi Twist) or are way over the top like the Monster.com commercial with the driverless truck.

      The Super Bowl also gives you a window into american culture. The pre-game show and all of the fanfare...lately the patriotic thing has been emphasized...the ads give you an idea what companies are going to be spending money on (dot-coms, new movies, cellular, etc)...the half-time show and post-game show is a generally good judge of how the music industry is doing...this year all of the entertainment was older musicians (No Doubt, Sting, Bon Jovi, etc...).

    2. Re:Superbowl coverage in Germany by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      There are also a few rather large American military bases in Germany...and I'm betting most (or all) the soldiers could care less about soccer, but they will all watch the Super Bowl...they spend money too (and not all of it is spent at the base)...

      Yeah, I think most of it is spent in those special stores they visit..forgot what they're called...

      Super Bowl commercials (as with all good commercials) tend to be funny, over the top, and above all entertaining (noone is going to buy your products if your commercial makes them bored)...

      I'll forward this hot information to german advertizing companies..I'm sure it's new info to them.. most ads here are SO boring :(
      Anyway, thanks for clearing that up...

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    3. Re:Superbowl coverage in Germany by XavierXeon · · Score: 1

      american military bases in europe have there own tv channel which obviuosly shows the super bowl in english. however geramn tv also shows the super bowl and that is not for the benefit of american soldiers, most of them don't understand german anyway. I also doubt that many people will be watching it on german television, because the game is in the middle of the night.

  179. Madden looked like he had a few before the game by Aexia · · Score: 1

    I bet my roommate that Madden would come apart in the THIRD quarter and start giving colour commentary for a completely different game. My roommate insisted it would be the FOURTH quarter.

    Sadly we were let down and not treated to a spectacle like the one Al Michaels and Pat Somerall put on last year.

  180. A couple big differences... by Jayson · · Score: 1

    I don't like soccer as much as other sports, and I helped coach a YASO team this year, too.

    Some differences beteen soccer and hockey that make hockey much better:

    substitutions are plentify in hockey and a rarity in soccer. This allows for specializations and better quality play since everybody isn't dead tired.

    40-60 shots on goal per game with a lower chance of scoring. Soccer is the flip, 4-8 shot on goal per game with most of them going in.

    In hockey a penalty shot (or any player v. goalie break away) is a slight edge to the goalie. With soccer there is a huge edge towards the player. These last two things reduce random chance. If you rarely get a shot on goal and it almost always goes in and both teams get roughly equal shots on goal, then it is who ever has the bad luck for an instant. With more attempts but fewer successes this balances out more.

    Half of the time in soccer is wasted around midfield, too, kicking the ball back and forth. Really boring. In hockey most of the action occurs around the net in some fashion.

    Soccer also has the added negative that diving is tolerated and expected. A bunch of whiney babies if you ask me.

    1. Re:A couple big differences... by Malc · · Score: 1

      "substitutions are plentify in hockey and a rarity in soccer. This allows for specializations and better quality play since everybody isn't dead tired."

      There are plenty of specialisations in football. How often do you see an attacker playing in defence? Tiredness just adds another facet to the game, and plays on the strategy for substition, which I believe was only originally intended for injury replacement. Sometimes though, friendly games are played with huge amounts of substitution so that the manager can try many players. It makes for a schizophrenic game.

      "40-60 shots on goal per game with a lower chance of scoring. Soccer is the flip, 4-8 shot on goal per game with most of them going in."

      I think your 4-8 per game is a rather low estimate. I would say very few of them go in - I get so annoyed when "professional" players kick the ball widely over the net in to the crowd. They don't get paid that much money for crap like that.

      "In hockey a penalty shot (or any player v. goalie break away) is a slight edge to the goalie. With soccer there is a huge edge towards the player. These last two things reduce random chance. If you rarely get a shot on goal and it almost always goes in and both teams get roughly equal shots on goal, then it is who ever has the bad luck for an instant. With more attempts but fewer successes this balances out more."

      It's not much of a penalty shot if the team being penalised has an advantage. Think about what you're saying!

      "Half of the time in soccer is wasted around midfield, too, kicking the ball back and forth. Really boring. In hockey most of the action occurs around the net in some fashion."

      Ahh yes, and dump-and-chase makes for an exciting game? Olympic ice hockey blew NHL hockey away for its excitement, and they spent a lot of time passing the puck around.

      "Soccer also has the added negative that diving is tolerated and expected. A bunch of whiney babies if you ask me."

      It certainly is not. I suspect you've been watching too much S. American football where cheating seems to be postively encouraged in any form. FIFA has been trying to crack down on diving in recent years, and penalises players that do so. Unfortunately their showed they rampant Brazil bias in the last World Cup with just a weak slap on the wrist when they got away with it.

  181. Supid comments from stupid commentaters. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I was going to make a list of all the stupdi thing said during the game, however, it would be a complete trans-script.
    here is a few:
    "The key to being a good Quarterback is knowing how to throw"

    "If you can't run, you won't win"

    "To be a good reciever, you got to know how to catch"

    "The defence needs to hold the offence at bay"

    I can not see how people dislike base ball because it is slow, but then watch a 1 hour game stretched out into 3-4 hours.

    The good new is, the raiders lost! woot!

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    1. Re:Supid comments from stupid commentaters. by hicktruckdriver · · Score: 1

      But truly the best Madden-ism of the game was: "It looks like too much, too late."

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  182. About the singing... by cjsnell · · Score: 1


    Did anyone notice that Shania Twain lip-sync'ed her songs but Gwyn (sp?) Stefani and Sting sang their songs live?

    And good lord, did Shania not have the most annoying group of band members? That guy with the cheezy keyboard-that-looks-like-a-guitar really annoyed me.

    1. Re:About the singing... by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 2, Funny
      Did anyone notice that Shania Twain lip-sync'ed her songs

      You were watching her mouth?

  183. Commercials by mabu · · Score: 1

    It seemed to me that the commercials this year were below par. At least half of them were previously-aired commercials, and with few exceptions, none really seemed "superbowl quality".

    Ones I noted:

    "Monster" - nice 18-wheeler scene, but my friends were like, "What's monster?" I guess they're now avoiding the "dot com" association so now anybody unfamiliar with them has no clue what the company does. What a huge waste of money. Promote yourself to people who are already familiar with you and aware of the fact that your service isn't all that helpful..

    "Honda ads" - I don't even remember the name of that goofy SUV-wannabe with the uber high center of gravity (makes a Suzuki Samari look like a Pantera though), but obviously if you buy one of them you seem to have fun with your friends.

    This seemed to be the recurring theme of the Superbowl commercials... I'm not sure what they were actually selling but I saw lots of people having good times with better looking people than I usually hang out with, so I guess I need to purchase something.. not sure exactly what tho.

    "Anti Drug" - This commercial *really* pisses me off. Every time I see the "drug money supports terrorism" commercial I want to slash the tires of every H2, Navigator, and other bloated gas-guzzling pieces of crap that more-directly cause our dependency upon middle-eastern oil which, unlike the drug-money-terrorism claim, is much more likely to support terrorism. This commercial also seems to indicate that a lot of the slots for the superbowl were not filled because there's no way they paid big bucks to air that piece of crap.

    "Jordan vs Jordan" - Cute the first time I saw it but it ran again. I only needed to see it once. No biggie.

    "Jordan and Chan" - Puleeeze... What ad team thought that these two were ideal candidates to sell underwear?

    "Zebra instant replay" - This was to me the funniest and best commercial.

  184. How the navy watches it by Ford+Lincoln+Mercury · · Score: 1

    I was listening to the radio and they said that the Navy ships overseas carry satellite receivers. In this particular ship the signal was in the opposite position of the destination. So the trick was that when the game started they would turn around and head in the signals direction as slow as possible. When half time arrived they would turn the ship around towards their destination at maximum speed to make up for lost time. When the second half begins they again turn towards the signal and finally at the end of the game they straighten up the ship and head full speed towards the destination.
    If it keeps up the crew morale I say it's worth it :)
    -Now I don't really mind that much that the Buccaneers won, but the Raiders could've shown a little bit more competition. That intersection on the last seconds of the game was funny.

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  185. Being a "Good, Patriotic American" by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    I hope the author was being tongue-in-cheek, because I have to disagree with his statement. There is nothing in any document, either past or present, that defines being a "good, patriotic American" by glueing oneself to the "idiot box" (my father's term for the TV) every year to watch 22 thugs showing how stupid they really are. If you want to be entertained by blood sports, maybe we should take the gloves away from boxers and give them sharp, pointey objects...

    I can be just as much a "good, patriotic American" when I watch baseball, or the Olympics... Besides, any red-blooded, American male should be watching women in skimpy outfits (gymnasts, track-and-field athletes, etc.) instead of men in tight pants! (Tongue in cheek, maybe.)

  186. First time commercials shown in High Definition? by mozumder · · Score: 1

    This is the first time i've ever seen commercials in high definition. The Matrix trailer was so amazing that it might have looked better than watching it on film! They also had all the other movie trailers in high-def.

    For all those that were fortunate enough to have seen this in high-def, is this a great thing or what??

  187. Re:GO FUCK YOURSELF! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

    Freedom? Have you noticed how many of these "freedoms" are being taken from you now?

    I'd rather go to hell than be "defended" by the US Armed Forces.

    Why did they not send up the fireworks as the planes went over the Superbowl today? Because the speed addicted pilots (FACT: The US Govt. gives it's pilots amphetamines) would probably think it was an attack and wipe out a couple of thousand football fans.

  188. Silly muggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's so great about a game with only one ball and no flying?

  189. I thought... by forgoil · · Score: 1

    I thought that the point of Super Bowl commercials was boobies, skin, and horrible american beer. Is the RIAA taking over even that?

  190. Re:Super Bowl Commercials & Animal Commercials by Dave_B93 · · Score: 1
    in case that link gets /.'d go to Ifilm They have a few ads up already.

    oh and here is the Terry Tate Office linebacker ad. Good stuff!

  191. Celine by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Why? Because she's getting ready to kick off a ten year stint in Vegas, and this provided eyeballs from the prime demographic.

  192. IMAX by terbo · · Score: 1

    yea we got to watch it on imax at the chabot observatory, and from the beggining there would be these slight glitches and pops with the sound stopping for a bit. but after about a half an hour, the sound totally stopped, and several minutes later (i really wonder what they were doing) the screen flashes and you see a 60 foot picture of windows nt with wintv running . . .

    so he had to close the program and run it again. program works fine for a while . . . then the distortion comes back, eventually he had to restart it again (but thankfully, for them, not the computer).

    looks like wintv has a memory leak somewhere. or maybe windows. who knows . . .

    the funny part though is that someone from the back yelled several times 'use a mac!'. the unfortunate part is that i didnt know that freebsd 5.0 had been released, or i would have shouted him out with joy . . .

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  193. Another for those keeping score at home posts by cgenman · · Score: 1

    The above is quoting a particularly laughable piece of American 1940's WWW2 propaganda.

    1. Re:Another for those keeping score at home posts by majestynine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      During WWII, the United States Office of Price Administration printed a great deal of propaganda meant to encourage the American public to support the war effort by conserving resources. Much of this propaganda centers on the idea that even the smallest failure (not carpooling, for example) directly helps the enemy.

      This poster, created in 1943 by Weimer Pursell, depicts a well-to-do man riding in his 1940s convertible alone, save for a ghostly visage of Hitler riding next to him. The text, "When you ride ALONE you ride with Hitler!" is emblazoned above him, while below reads, "Join a Car-Sharing Club TODAY!" The effect today, in peacetime, is rather amusing.

      An image of the poster can be found at:

      http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall/powers_of_per suasion/use_it_up/images_html/ride_with_hitler.htm l

    2. Re:Another for those keeping score at home posts by espo812 · · Score: 1
      American 1940's WWW2 propaganda.
      Actually the World Wide Web 2 propaganda in the 1940s was a communist plot from insurgents in Hollywood. Luckily McCarthy took care of it.
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  194. Re:Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    No, no. He's good as both. He's handsome-yet-unsettlingly-plasticy. Good for an elf or a computer. Something like that anyway.

    BUT WHY DOES SMITH CRUSH A CAR!?! Why!? Did he let himself go and gain a couple tons? Does being able to split into a hundred of himself mean he has to weigh as much as all of them? Or do they just not have inertia in the Matrix? Aw, well, I can't stay mad at such a cute little physics error.

  195. That reminds me of the shittiest commercial.. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The one for AOL broadband. It was so lame. They didn't even hire enough extras to run from one room to another, and reimposed them digitaly.

    And then they spend 2.1 million dollars just to show it!

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  196. Re:Nope. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    Wow. Did the three of you just dive for Slashdot right after that commercial?

  197. Re:The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbow by lburdet · · Score: 1
    btw, the canadian anthem is not "God Save the Queen"...

    canadians, brits, 'tis all the same to you, innit?

  198. Ahem. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    I think this is the appropriate sentiment here.

    Kidding. I lust after the sexy HD goodness too. Even if only to play Soldier of Fortune 2 like never before.

    1. Re:Ahem. by phurley · · Score: 1
      So that's why all my wife's friends have seemed so much more friendly lately. And I just thought the working out was paying off, *sigh*

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  199. Re:Actually by bigsmelly · · Score: 1

    Is that the one from red oktober?

    that's a movie made up version.

  200. No by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    they'd join in with "My country tis of thee..." (same tune, different lyrics. In the beginning all national anthems were the same :-) but then the americans got a new tune with their anthem about rockets and bombs, allegedly for the 1896 olympics(?)

  201. Re:The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbow by easyfrag · · Score: 1

    btw, the canadian anthem is not "God Save the Queen"...

    Well, the American anthem isn't "God Bless America" either, and considering the Queen is still Canada's official Head of State (powerless of course) "God Save the Queen" is just as important to some Canadians as GBA is to some Americans. The parent post is still makes valid comparison between the 2 songs (and a pretty funny observation).

  202. Missing option by NeilArrow · · Score: 1

    British, you insensitive clod.

  203. Re:It's very simple! - ad rates by caveat · · Score: 1

    If you don't believe me, check how much 10 seconds of superbowl publicity cost.

    Well, the ads aren't that bad, and there's a pretty good reason they cost so much (average of $2,100,000 for 30s); last year's game was the 5th most watched program in TV history.

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  204. Well... by mraymer · · Score: 1
    So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now.

    I'm a good, patriotic geek, and I spent Sunday watching Star Trek on the New TNN. I think it's better than watching a bunch of primitive people grunting as they run into eachother, but I'm probably just missing something... ;)

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  205. I am an American by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have served in the armed forces. I fly a flag for July 4th. I love Mom's apple pie. My children are scouts.

    I do not enjoy football. I think your statement about patriotism is misplaced.

    Patriotism is voting not only on big election days, but on primarys as well.
    Patriotism is not littering.
    Patriotism is volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.

    Lots of things are patriotic, football is just a professional sport, like many other professional sports, It does not show Love of country; devotion to the welfare of one's country; the virtues and actions of a patriot; the passion which inspires one to serve one's country.

  206. Re:Not to be a troll here but...IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ok, I get sick and tired of people giving this "It's not America, America is a continent" and other complaints from other countries because they find us calling the USA, America. I was in the Republic of South Africa, and was talking with a few college students. One of them asked me where I lived, I responded "America", he said "There is no such country," and proceeded to lecture me on that fact and how arrogant it was of us to say that was where we were from.

    I then asked him where he was from, and he said "South Africa," so I proceeded to give him the same talk right back, as it is the RSA, and there are many countries in South Africa.

    The fact is, this sort of abbreviation is common for countries who have their continient in their nations name. I am sure people of the Central African Republic refer to their country as Central Africa, or some such, just as we Americans and South Africans refer to our countries by a continents name.

    Regardless of whether or not this is common practice, I am still from "The Americas" whether or not I am from the USA, and that is a fact of which I am proud, so the statement "I am an American" is no more false than a Frenchman or German stating that her or she is a "European".

    Leave off it, yeah our country's foriegn policy sucks, but please take it out on our "elected" officials, and not our citizens.

  207. Re:The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbow by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    It actually had me thinking they weren't going to sing the National Anthem. I watched the Superbowl at the Enlisted Club on my base, and made the comment, "When did 'God Bless America' become our national anthem?"

    One of the folks attending the senior NCO academy answered that it was in-style now, ever since the knuckleheads in Congress all got up and sang it together. I don't think I could have said it better.

    It's not enough to be loyal to one's nation anymore, apparently; now, you have to be loyal to the Christian God as well. Feh, count me out.

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    !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  208. suspension of disbelief by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    The TV show "The Incredible Hulk" was fantastic, not because of all kinds of crazy special effects, of the Hulk throwing TANKS around like discarded toys -- the trailer I just saw makes me not want to bother seeing this film at all.

    They should definitely have found a new Lou Ferigno instead.

    In other news, anyone catch any of Lou's cameo's on "King of Queens" lately?

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  209. 15 second scrimmage? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

    I find there are too many stoppages in play, which are all too long. How about a new rule, like the new rushed faceoff rule introduced to hockey this season, that requires the teams to scrimmage and resume play within a 15 second period, instead of thumping chests, jumping around like baboons, and taking their time chatting their strategy after the whistle?

  210. Two things by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    1 - They say great D's win big games and it looks like they were right.

    2 - We should have a good Grey Cup this year. invite my American friends to watch the 3-down football championship this year. Since they alternate good/bad games with the Super Bowl, it should be a great game this year.

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    1. Re:Two things by RedWolves2 · · Score: 1

      One thing I could never figure out with the CFL is how does a team score 1 point? I still understand how that is done.

      Go Argos! Flutie used to play for them at one time I know that much.

      Who is in the cup this year anyways?

  211. Re:i'm r00ting for the team with the highest score by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Of coures, the good news with a cricket match is that you'll have a few days to hack the server. :-D

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  212. The Europeans do it better by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    I remember when the Seven Nations Rugby tournament was rolling. They were showing some of the games from Australia and they timed out to around noon in Switzerland.

    So, loooooooooong lunch with a few pints. Yell at the screen a whole lot and then go back and "work". It's a lot better dealing with an afternoon buzz than a Monday morning hangover.

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  213. Think of it as protective coloration by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing how the average nerd is treated in the corporate world it is probably good to occasionally provide talking points for them to use in the office. This may avoid them getting beaten up at the water cooler and having their lunch money stolen. :-D

    To this point I offer the following.
    Sports survival phrases for the average nerd:
    1) So, did you see the game last night? (This one is almost always safe there is usually at least some game playing. Change to "last weekend" and you're doubly covered.)
    2) Man, I can't believe how bad the ref blew that call. (Again, safe. Just let them start talking about "the call" and nod and look wise.)
    And if all else fails...
    3) I just watch to see the cheerleaders.

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  214. Improper use of the singular by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I'm going to have to call you on that one.

    You used day and cricket in the same sentence. May I sugest a rewrite with the word week substituted? :-D

    (It took me so long to realize that all those "foul balls" that they were hitting in cricket were actually scoring runs.)

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  215. Candada is in America ... by ferar · · Score: 1

    Go back to school

    1. Re:Candada is in America ... by Sirch · · Score: 1

      Go back to school

      a) Canada is in North America. "America" is short for "The United States of America". As someone pointed out somewhere else under this story, it is just like "Mexico" being short for "The United States of Mexico".

      b) Spelling not your strong point? It's "Canada" not "Candada".

      I suggest you take your own advice.

  216. HELP!!!!!!! by bluethundr · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the lag in posting this. I was going to post this last night. You'll have to excuse this because I was in too much pain and my fingers are only now starting to work enough to type. But if I could have posted to slashdot during the game, it might've gone something like this:

    HELP!!!! I'M BEING BEATEN UP BY A COUPLE OF PATRIOTIC AMERICANS BECAUSE I CALLED THE SUPERBOWL "THE MILIONAIRE BOY'S CLUB ANNUAL RACE WAR!!!"

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  217. If it is so patriotic... by chaeron · · Score: 1

    ..then how come the two women headline singers were Canuckians? (Shania and Celine....and yes, Celine is a Canadian).

    Would have been a more interesting game if Oakland had actually attended. ;-)

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  218. First time seeing REAL Commericals in Canada by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

    I am Canadian, and what many Americans may not know is that in Canada WE DON'T GET THE COOL COMMERCIALS (yes it is the one time I am jealous of Americans) at the Super Bowl. In Canada, our TV stations simul-cast American TV, inserting _Canadian_ commericals where the American ones would be, so instead of the Matrix we usually get Tim Horton's, and thus it has been my whole life.

    Until now. :D

    I watched the game at my friend's house who has an HDTV. While watching the game in glorious HD, the ABC HD signal was NOT simul-cast so we got all the good commericals. Not only that but most of them were in HD - the Matrix trailer in HD was the sweetest thing I have ever seen. :D

    I think I am ruined for life.

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  219. World champions? by crivens · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how the winners of the Superbowl can be classed as World Champions? World Champions in a sport where there are no national teams (as far as I know!)?!??!?! It's just another example of the great American ego. *gasp* I just admitted some anti-American resentment! Lock me up and throw away the key!

  220. Re:Well, chalk up another un-american point for me by Peyna · · Score: 1

    I realized a long time ago that Americans are expected to watch the superbowl just as much as we expect Mexicans to eat beans.

    Funny, I thought Mexicans were Americans too. Did I miss something?

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  221. Pregame singing by DJenk47 · · Score: 1

    The reason that they have a Canadian sing "God Bless America" is because then then have a bunch of Americans singing along to "Star Spangled Banner" whose music happens to be an old British drinking song, "To Anacreon in Heaven,".
    So having foreigners sing other peoples songs is just a new tradition. Next Superbowl...a Russian trying to sing and dance the macarena.

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  222. sure, like Sparta ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    when they've killed newborn kids who didn't look like physically perfect, or Nazi Germany, or Soviet Union. Apparently, your notion of 'perfect society' is totalitarian society. Enough said.

  223. Re:The thing I enjoyed the most about the Superbow by Raindeer · · Score: 1

    FYI an american Tenor did sing "Rule Brittania" some years ago at the Royal Opera House in London, during the "Last Night of the Proms" He was dressed in tux with a star spangled banner and union jack combined as that small jacket with no sleeves..... dunno the english term in Dutch it is "gilet".
    He got a great reaction from the audience

  224. I had no clue pot could make you pregnant! by haaz · · Score: 1

    ...but that does explain my nausea and water retention since I smoked up with some friends a few weeks ago!

    I wonder what my wife will say when I tell her...

    HAAZ: Honey... [snif, snif] that joint... I'm... [snif!] PREGNANT!

    (WIFE gives HAAZ a very baffled look as she holds their 4-month-old daughter.)

    WIFE: My gosh, if only we'd seen that really stupid ad during the Super Bowl! Jason, my Jason, what will we do?

    yeah...

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