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How Could TV Survive Without Commercials?

Milo_Mindbender asks: "I'm sure many of the readers of this site know the joy of skipping commercials using a TiVO, Replay or other form of PVR box. I'm sure it has occurred to a lot of us that if someone produced a schedule of commercial stop/start times the PVR could easily make all commercials instantly vanish from a recording. While this would be really cool, if it got really popular it would KILL all the local TV stations and TV networks who depend on ads to survive. Sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record. My question for this crowd is: 'If the commercials stopped tomorrow, what business models can you come up with that would keep TV content flowing to your PVR?'"

"I've heard a few interesting ideas such as:

  • having people pick a few ads from a list and watch them before each show...
  • ...giving advertisers a profile of your interest and let them show you a (smaller number) of unskippable ads for things you are really interested in...
  • ...ahaving the products show up in the show itself (product placement). For example: Buffy, after killing a vampire, could then slam down a Mountan Dew.
The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek? Would you prefer pay by the show, subscribe to a show/network or be forced to watch commercials? I'm interested in hearing what system would bug you the least, or if you have your own ideas how it could work."

954 comments

  1. Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think most people would be shocked to discover how little spending habits would differ if no one watched commercials...

    Mostly, because they don't either. Human brains tend to veg out when the damn things come on.

    1. Re:Um, how would anything change? by GusherJizmac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a noted increase in revenue when an ad campaign is put out. Despite what you _think_ you are paying attention to, ads DO have an affect.

      I used to work on the Toyota website, and when they ran an ad campaign, site traffic would increase dramatically. They also reported increased sales.

      Plus, think about it logically, if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

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    2. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You could be right. It could be that the
      BILLIONS of dollars spent on TV advertising
      are not effective at all. It could be that
      all these years, the TRILLIONS of dollars
      cumulatively spent on TV ads were wasted.

      Stupid advertisers. They should have checked
      with /. first. There, they could read some AC
      who has such an insipid, stupid, baseless
      comment jacked up on mod points.

    3. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zulux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The adds work. We don't really know how, but the they do, as evidenced by finincial sucess that the companie reap by their effectivness.

      One theory is such:

      The goal of repetitive TV advertising is not to get your to get off your cush chair, run out, and immeidiatly purchase the product - it's to just get know and consider the advertised product the next time you purchase, and to forget that other viable products exist.

      Here's an exapmle of how this works, answer the following question:

      What's your favorite refreshing drink?

      You probably answered Coke or Pepsi. 95% of the people will answere with one of these two - even though that are litterally tens of other choices: RC, Shasta, Jolt, STORE-BRAND$ etc.. in the cola catagory alone, let alone plain water or real lemonade.

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    4. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funkman · · Score: 2

      This is particularly true with Bottled water. We actually have many brand named bottled water. It's just water! The formula isn't even different.

    5. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      People who think TV doesn't affect their buying habits make me laugh. Do you really think that commercials don't work? Why do you think companies pay millions of dollars for them if they don't work?


      Blockquoth Lord Leverhulme:

      Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The trouble is I don't know which half

      Moral: Companies pay millions of dollars because they think they work. That does not in fact mean that they work. Entire industries have spent decades or more laboring under shared misconceptions. In the case of advertising, the measurement tools are so coarse and the data pool so vast, I think very little is demonstrable of cause-and-effect.
    6. Re:Um, how would anything change? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Would consumers be better off relying on word-of-mouth advertising?

      Oh yeah, capitalism doesn't care about the well-being of consumers as much as the well-being of those who supply the goods.

    7. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Um, you're jumping to conclusions.

      Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. Those genuinely interested in it, tend to find it on their own, regardless. That marketing firms never point out that ad campaigns are carefully launched when interest would go higher anyway, is the most devious scam of all.

    8. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funky+womble · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes it is - different minerals. In some of the more extreme cases (particularly comparing bicarb-heavy ones with the more neutral ones) there are quite different flavours.

    9. Re:Um, how would anything change? by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      They're not advertising to "those genuinely interested in it," they're making sure that those on the edge of wanting something or those who have some spare change lying around know it exists and is ready for them to buy.

    10. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though the bottles contain "water" it is not pure H20. Different wells contain differing amounts of trace minerals which do effect the taste of the water. To me, Aquafina (a reverse osmosis filtered water) tastes sweeter than Evian. I even did a blind taste test to prove it had nothing to do with the knowing which bottle it came from.

      The different materials the bottles are made of can also affect the taste. Every bottle of "drinking water" i've purchased at grocery stores in the 1 gallon milk style containers tastes very strongly of plastic.

    11. Re:Um, how would anything change? by DrFrob · · Score: 1

      It's too bad. RC cola is vastly superior to coke or pepsi.

    12. Re:Um, how would anything change? by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm, in general, pretty sceptical of the value of ad campaigns it's worth noting that a client of mine launched a new product a while back. Leaving people to find it for themselves, they got around 200-300 customers per day. When they started to advertise it, they went to 600+ customers per day.

    13. Re:Um, how would anything change? by garcia · · Score: 2

      yeah, I just bought a 2002 Saturn SL for $9995 - trade in. It was on TV, I went to Saturn and I bought the new car.

      If it wasn't on TV I wouldn't have known. That is just one particular ad. I had a Saturn previously (this is #4 actually) and I pay more attention to that.

      When I see an ad for product X I don't care. Just the stuff I use on a day to day basis.

      I guess it doesn't work for everyone.

    14. Re:Um, how would anything change? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 3, Insightful
      To everyone who says 'ads don't work, people only think they do' I really want to know, where do you find out about new products/servics?

      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself? probably from an ad. And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      Face it, ads are as much a source of information as they are meant to invoke a direct response.
      To say that 'ads don't work' is to say that you can make a killing even if nobody knows you're selling anything, but (obviously) nobody ever sold anything if the public never knew it existed..

    15. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In some of the more extreme cases (particularly comparing bicarb-heavy ones with the more neutral ones) there are quite different flavours.

      It should also be noted that the standards for purity of tap water are much higher than that of bottled water.

    16. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Syn404 · · Score: 1

      Ads do work to an extent. It just typically isn't noticeable because it's not like every single time a person sees any ad, they realize they want the product.

      But think about little kids. They watch tv, see commercials of new toys out, and they do want them. As a result, they might receive some of those toys for a birthday or other holiday. And when one kid wants something, typically their friends do as well, if not solely because someone else has it.

      Skip forward about a decade. Said kid is now a teen/young adult living away from home. No more parents to make food for them. They turn on the tv, see a commercial for pizza, and it's quite possible they will then realize they are, in fact, hungry for pizza. That one's certainly happened to me on many occasions.

      Ultimately, ads do work to an extent, though I really have no way to determine whether companies earn enough to make up for the cost of the ad campaign. I suppose you win some, you lose some. Personally I'm not too bothered by ads .. as someone else pointed out a few posts away, they're convenient for bathroom breaks or to fetch some snacks. And some ads really are interesting/informative.

      However, according to my Econ class, tv ads actually are not as profitable as magazine/newspaper ads, despite the fact that much more money is spent on them. I just thought that was pretty interesting. Again, I don't know to what extent that would be accurate, so perhaps the option to remove tv ads wouldn't make as much of a difference as expected.

    17. Re:Um, how would anything change? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think an even better example would be things that you don't care about. I care about my refreshing drinks, and tend to develop brand loyalty. Getting a drink you don't like really sucks, so it takes a lot to get me to try something else. Coke can advertise their ass off, and they aren't getting me to switch from Pepsi and Dr. Pepper.

      However, consider something like dishwashing detergent. I don't give a damn about dishwashing detergent. I have ZERO brand loyalty there.

      When I buy diskwashing detergent, I am most likely to simply buy the one that seems most familiar and isn't too much more expensive than the ones I've never heard of. In short, the one that has advertised the most.

    18. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, pussy.. TAB is the bomb.

    19. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just what have you been smoking?

    20. Re:Um, how would anything change? by FleshWound · · Score: 1
      Here's an exapmle of how this works, answer the following question:

      What's your favorite refreshing drink?
      That doesn't prove anything. I like Pepsi because, IMHO, it tastes better than Coke. Advertising has absolutely ZERO impact on my puchasing decisions.

      But that point is moot, as I was recently ordered by my doctor to eliminate caffeine from my diet, so I've switched to root beer. My favorite root beer is Barq's (though I can't drink that either, because it contains caffeine), but they haven't had a commercial in at least five years. So, I usually drink A&W or Mug, but neither is my favorite. I would switch to store-brand root beer, but I don't feel like looking at the ingredients labels on every single purchase to find out if they contain caffeine or not. A&W and Mug are safe choices.

      Advertising may work on the weak-minded, but it doesn't work on me, or millions of other people in this country.

      And, since I've had this discussion with others in the past, before you say "Well, advertising works whether you realize it or not," that's a bunch of bullcrap. I know my reasoning behind my purchases, and I know advertising isn't a part of it.
    21. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself?

      Well, actually, I heard about it on slashdot. :) As for

      And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      Ah, the beauty of positing an unmeasurable as proof. How do you know that the chain "most likely" started with an ad?


      And to take it further: The chain "most likely" started with an ad. We know this because ads are ubiquitous. Ads are ubiquitous because they work. We know they work because any chain of association can "most likely" be traced back to an ad. We know this because ads are ubiquitous...


      In the end, all I was saying is, a lot of money is spent on advertising without any way to directly measure its effectiveness. Am I influence by ads? Certainly, to the extent that I am aware there are products out there. (Great example: movie ads on TV. I won't in general trawl my local googleplex for new movies but I'm aware of when a new one comes out.)


      But I think ads work most for products that are truly distinguishable, since such ads actually convey information. For products that are essentially fungible -- corn flakes, for example -- ads can't just provide the info that makes them superior, because there isn't any. Such ads perforce fall back on deceptive or meaningless content ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool"). Those ads, precisely, are the ones that bug people.

    22. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      So using that logic... *why* am I subjected to Tylenol commercials? There isn't a "new" Tylenol on the market. Yet I happen to know it's the brand used by more hospitals than any other. When I go to the store and think "damn my head hurts, I should get something for it", you don't think maybe regular dosings of Tylenol commercials is going to affect my decision? My only interest is pain relief, my options are broad.

      I'm afraid your conspiracy theory just doesn't work. When it comes to new products, the hardest thing to do is to just get the message out "Hey, try our new Heroin(tm) gelcaps for migraine pain". Say you created a new pain reliever, but didn't market it, just paid stores to put it on the shelves but didn't do any ad campaign... Do you really think you'd have decent sales volume because people interested in pain relief would seek out your product?

      I think you'd fail, even if you were better than everybody else.

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    23. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point of demographics. They take a shotgun approach to grabbing eyeballs based on the primary concerns of their key demo for that slot. If Oprah is on, they are busting out the ads for personal products for women. When Law & Order is on, the nicer toys, like cars, get advertised because NBC found that their audience for Law & Order is primarily made up of steady income adults.

      Yeah, a particular ad isn't going to interest everyone like you said, but each ad is going to hit a hell of a lot of people simply because more people who would appreciate that product or service are (statistically/theoretically) watching. Unfortunately, given the huge variety of people within those demographics, most of the commercials will always suck to the majority of us. :) But its like spam; what they miss in targeting, they make up for in quantity.

      I imagine that targeted advertising will soon be available so that customers can choose to receive targeted advertising in exchange for a discount on their service, arranged between the content providers and the cable/satallite/whatever transmitters. While many people quail over giving out personal information to a company, many others will jump all over it, because, believe it or not, many people simply aren't worried about a company having that information if they get compensation. Not to mention that the ads will be much easier to deal with, since most would be relevant to the watcher.

    24. Re:Um, how would anything change? by funky+womble · · Score: 2
      That's interesting. I usually use filtered tap water myself, since I really don't like the taste of chlorinated water, and it's much cheaper than buying bottled water. (Obviously, after the chlorine has been removed, it's not really safe to keep it for very long). Nice to know that it's likely to be purer.

      If travelling to areas of the world with uncertain water quality (either tap or bottled), apparently beer is often safer than water :)

    25. Re:Um, how would anything change? by jejones · · Score: 2
      Plus, think about it logically, if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

      There's an assumption of rationality there--but come to think of it, the counterexamples that come to mind are all government-generated (the War on Some Drugs, the War on Poverty, entitlement programs, government-run schools--all fiascos but many people still think that if we just bled taxpayers a little whiter or gave a few more draconian and totalitarian powers, they'd start working) so never mind...

    26. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Economist · · Score: 1

      This doesn't apply for all products though. Don't get me wrong, i think ads do work, but some products can sell good without ads (if their product is good).

      E.g. here in Belgium i have never seen a commercial for an AMD (i seem to rememeber an intel ad though). But for some reason, lots of people know AMD exists, and they make decent products.

    27. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If it affects your decision, it says a lot more about your brain power than it does about my logic.

      I'm not a conspiracy theorist, mind you. The only conspiracy is one of stupidity and sheep-like behavior, both for consumers and those making executive decisions in corporate america.

      And no, you wouldn't fail. You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands, or meet the gov's expectations of economic growth rate.

    28. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sacrilicious · · Score: 2
      if ads didn't generate revenue or alter spending habits, they wouldn't be cost effective and wouldn't exist.

      Ads probably work to some degree, but whether they work wonderfully or barely at all is an open question. Industries are often in the business of covering their bases "just in case"... for example, many awful ideas for dot coms got funded because the investment industry just wanted to make sure it didn't miss some kind of boat. And (I don't want to sound too conspiratorial here, but) my belief is that executives often look for ways to obfuscate their own performance, given either their lack of people management skills or their lack of comprehension of technology... and making a sacrificial lamb out of marketing is a perfect subterfuge in many circumstances.

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    29. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the end, all I was saying is, a lot of money is spent on advertising without any way to directly measure its effectiveness.

      Well, there are. They just tend to give the same results as the accounting department that says "Hey, sales are up". One is a lot cheaper, so the detailed tracking is usually only done as an academic exercise.

      ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool")

      That is an excellent example of a marketting strategy which works extremely well with children. Keep repeating that statement with big pictures of the front of the cereal box - and kids will identify with the product and Mom will buy GeneriFlakes.

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    30. Re:Um, how would anything change? by incripshin · · Score: 1
      It doesn't matter whether or not advertising in the media gets people to buy things. It still works. What I mean when I say that it works is that it pays the bills. TV networks don't really care if it does or not. They just want to get paid.

      Mark

    31. Re:Um, how would anything change? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      When I buy diskwashing detergent, I am most likely to simply buy the one that seems most familiar and isn't too much more expensive than the ones I've never heard of. In short, the one that has advertised the most.

      I don't normally wash my disks, but I do wash dishes on occasion, and when I buy dishwashing detergent, I buy the one rated best buy by Consumer Reports. All the advertising on TV has had zero effect.

    32. Re:Um, how would anything change? by mckwant · · Score: 2

      And don't give me 'from a friend who heard from a friend' etc., most likely that chain, however long, started with an ad.

      I dunno, did you ever see a TiVo commercial? I think there were something like three, and they all sucked. TiVo's marketing has been horrible to date, IMHO.

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    33. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      Different wells contain differing amounts of trace minerals which do effect the taste of the water. To me, Aquafina (a reverse osmosis filtered water) tastes sweeter than Evian.

      I wonder which Aquafina well you're talking about. At least on the west coast, Aquafina is once-filtered tap water from my hometown. With the small investment of the price of a filter, I could get you "counterfeit" Aquafina water for the price of the bottle. And trust me, our water is not that spectacular. It's even worse when I see people here shell out a buck a bottle for the stuff they get from their tap at home.

    34. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you don't advertise, then you survive, and if you do advertise, then you make "outrageous yearly profits." How does this not contradict your claim that advertising does not improve sales?

    35. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Popocatepetl · · Score: 1

      Particular ads *do* work on particular people at particular times. If you are looking to buy a new car, but are as yet undecided, an ad for a car can make a difference. You are likely to pay attention to that kind of ad, while ignoring ads for cat food because you don't have a cat, but if you ever did get a cat maybe you'd buy Meow Mix because you know about it from all of those ads...

    36. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Popocatepetl · · Score: 1

      Hmmm - 0% APR financing, it looks good, and it's in my price range - I'll have to check that out this weekend...

    37. Re:Um, how would anything change? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hell, how did you first ever find out about the Tivo itself? probably from an ad.

      Actually, I knew someone who had one and had seen the stuff it could do. Before that, there were occasional mentions of it here and elsewhere, but I don't think I ever saw a TiVo ad until sometime after I already had a TiVo. (Then again, I used to use a pair of VCRs to timeshift everything before getting my TiVo...about a half-dozen programs on each, including some that were on at the same time. The only time I've watched TV with ads in the past several years was when I've visited my parents...they've never gotten into the time-shifting habit. I suppose you could count the past couple of Super Bowls as well, but those ads are different.)

      Face it, ads are as much a source of information as they are meant to invoke a direct response.

      Considering how many ads are content-free, I'd think that most of them are rather poor information sources. About all they might be good at doing is letting you know that a product or service exists.

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    38. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      You think it's an accident that out of the hundreds of nearly identical colas, the two most popular brands are also the ones that do the most advertising? Advertising doesn't have to work on everyone to do its job, so long as it works on most people, it's more than worth it.

    39. Re:Um, how would anything change? by lsdino · · Score: 1

      Would consumers be better off relying on word-of-mouth advertising?

      Oh yeah, capitalism doesn't care about the well-being of consumers as much as the well-being of those who supply the goods.


      I'm not sure where you get this impression, but capitalism doesn't care about the well-being of anyone. I'll ignore the obvious that capitalism is not a person, and therefore cannot actually "care" about anything.

      But capitalism is based upon rational self-interest leading to both sides coming out better. For example, if I have 4 cows, but no chickens, and you have 100 chickens, but no cows, maybe we can work something out and both be better off for it. Then we can all have steak and eggs for breakfest (or work something out with soy beans & rice for hypothetical vegeterians, whatever...).

      The thing to remember is that in ANY transaction both sides are supplying a good. They may be supplying me stuff (or a service), but I'm supplying them with cash. So if you think capitalism only cares about the well-being of the suppliers, then it obviously cares about everyone, except for those with nothing to offer.

    40. Re:Um, how would anything change? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1
      Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. Those genuinely interested in it, tend to find it on their own, regardless


      I work for a phone company. We have special rates to certain countries, and every now and then our marketers push rates to a particular place, even though we've always had that rate.
      We do get more people calling the call centre during those times.

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    41. Re:Um, how would anything change? by FFFish · · Score: 2

      No you're not. In almost every case, you will:
      1) The one that defines product attributes you most desire and,
      2) In that category, the one that has been around the longest or second-longest.

      If you're looking for pop, you're likely to be looking for either a clear soda, or a cola. If it's clear, 7-Up or Sprite (the two longest-lived brands); if cola, Coke or Pepsi.

      If you're looking for mouthwash, it'll be Listerine, unless you're looking for that "breath freshening, tastes great!" category, in which case it'll be Scope. There used to be only one category of mouthwash, but the guys at PG realized that they could split the market by claiming new ground from the horrid-tasting Listerine. Listerine holds the bacteria-killing sector; Scope the fresh-tasting sector.

      Read the "22 Immutable Laws of Branding" for insight on how this all works. The branding laws work most of the time for most people.

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    42. Re:Um, how would anything change? by tfreport · · Score: 1

      Your counter examples are not persuasive. The anti-drug campaigns have been shown to be effective to a degree. As have military recruiting ads. The government is actually at the cutting edge of new advertising with the use of video games. All in all I think the government is doing quite well with advertising.

    43. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zenyu · · Score: 1, Troll

      When I go to the store and think "damn my head hurts, I should get something for it", you don't think maybe regular dosings of Tylenol commercials is going to affect my decision?

      Funny thing is Tylenol is less effective than sugar pills on a headache. At least sugar pills theoretically help if your headache is caused by low blood sugar. Take an asprin or ibuprofin if you have a headache, or get some real meds from your doctor. Tylenol is only good for lowering your body temp when you have a fewer.

    44. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      In the case of advertising, the measurement tools are so coarse and the data pool so vast, I think very little is demonstrable of cause-and-effect.

      The effect of advertising is easily measured. Let's say you run the advertising department at Pepsi. Your sales are slumping, so you start an ad campaign in Oregon. Suddenly, your sales in Oregon go up dramatically while your sales everywhere else remain the same. You expand your ad campaign to the entire east coast. Now your sales on the east coast increase dramatically, while sales elsewhere in the country remain the same.

      People buy Pepsi instead of Coke. Coke responds with their own advertising campaign. Now Coke's sales jump, and Pepsi's sales drop. Given the complexities of competitors, it may be difficult to find an optimal level of advertising, but it doesn't take much to see that advertising has an effect.

    45. Re:Um, how would anything change? by MxTxL · · Score: 2

      You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands

      This assertion of yours seems to say that advertising can in fact make the difference between just surviving and making outrageous yearly profits.

      Of course, we know that everyone from the slashdot crowd, if they owned their own company, is so high and mighty that they would turn their nose up at those evil outrageous yearly profits.

    46. Re:Um, how would anything change? by gabec · · Score: 4, Interesting
      i disagree. I think that advertising for *new* products is not only necessary for their survival but good in general. For example Gatorade just came out with their own bottled water.. (the commercial has athletes splashing out of droplets from the bottle. pretty damn cool commercial, i think) Anyway, on a whim I went ahead and tried it last week. It's OK.

      Anyway, where I *don't* like advertising is when it's just there to jump in your face and say "Hey I just wanted to remind you to buy buy buy buy buy yet a-fuckin-nother Whopper!"

      A better example for the first kind of advertising is when you have a product that people won't know how to use without being shown. Like let's say that Transformers Toys were brand new and being released for the first time. if you saw the box in a toy store would it have occurred to you how insanely kick-ass they were for little kids as toys if you hadn't seen *why* they were worth noticing?

      or what about some company's super-cool new windows that make your heat efficiency in your house better? ... anyway... I hate seeing McDonald's and Coke commercials but if it's a new product from someone then I generally don't mind them if it's sufficiently informative. i guess it sounds hypocritical written here, but ... whatever. ;)

    47. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Jardine · · Score: 1

      No, *you* are paying attention to the ads. I'm channel surfing, looking for something to watch for the 2-5 minutes ads last. Sometimes I find something, other times I flip through 100 channels and check to see if the show is back on.

    48. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      "Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. Those genuinely interested in it, tend to find it on their own, regardless"

      Not really. If I live at home, read nothing but /., and only leave to go to social activities or work, I will not be exposed to much advertising beyond the odd billboard (which I have blindness to). In that situation, it will take longer to find out about things.

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    49. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Moral: Companies pay millions of dollars because they think they work. That does not in fact mean that they work. Entire industries have spent decades or more laboring under shared misconceptions. In the case of advertising, the measurement tools are so coarse and the data pool so vast, I think very little is demonstrable of cause-and-effect.
      Remember the 1970's Coke commercial, where you had a big extended family singing under a christmas tree? It did bring tears out of rocks, and won countless awards.

      It also disn't work. Coke sales kept plumetting after that award-winning ad.

      The fact is that the Madison Avenue Snake-Oil-Brigade is just a bunch of back-patting gang of old chums who make their client believe they need their services; which is the use of advertising anyways: it makes your client believe he needs your services.

      After all, if he really did need your service, he'd come to you even if you don't advertise, right?

    50. Re:Um, how would anything change? by chris_7d0h · · Score: 1

      I recall a few years ago, when Big Blue tried to get to the bottom of that. They wanted to know whether their campaigns were worth while or if they should instead slice and dice marketers and spend the money on better stuff. The PR departments (web, marketing, phone etc. ) got the directives that they should ask each person calling and ordering something, whether "that customer" was contacting IBM because of an any of the active ad-campaigns... and if so, which campaign.
      Needless to say, this wasn't too popular amongst the people calling in:

      - Welcome to ibm.com, how can I help you.
      - Ah, sorry, I must have dialled the wrong number, you see I was trying to reach IBM the computer manufacturer.
      - Sir, you have not dialled the wrong number. ibm.com is just a funny gimmick we at the marketing department thought up. We liked the association with the new economy and the enterprising new companies.. So.. how can I help you?
      - Ah.. I see.. Well I'm interested in buying 4 AS/400 machines and would like..
      - Sir, excuse me for asking, but the reason you called us, was that due to campaign XYZ1 currently running in the press?
      - Err.. what? .. No... How'd I know?
      - Ok sir, perhaps it was the direct marketing campaign QRIW5?
      - what... WHAT?
      - It's quite simple sir, you can find the ID of each campaign in the lower right corner of...
      - Hey MISS! I don't have time for 20 questions, Either you put me in contact with someone who can help me get what I need, or I'll rip the contract I currently have with your company!

      [Something like that..]

      Last I heard they stopped that and switched to bar-coding stuff they send out instead. For Web, they used to "encourage" people to enter campaign ID's ( like xy61xwikl...) when visiting certain pages.

      So, is there a point here? (besides making jibes at blue berry?) Unfortunately, profiling and measuring the results of non-digital activities can get pretty intrusive for the clients/customers/potential customers/people-companies-pray-might-consider-bec oming-their-customers. But it *can* be done. (Once at lease per customer. questionable whether anyone would call back after suffering the Spanish inquisition).

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    51. Re:Um, how would anything change? by TyZone · · Score: 1
      No you're not. In almost every case, you will:
      1) The one that defines product attributes you most desire and,
      2) In that category, the one that has been around the longest or second-longest.

      If you're looking for pop, you're looking for either a clear soda, or a cola. [deletia]

      Your Jedi mind tricks will not help you here!

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    52. Re:Um, how would anything change? by InigoMontoya(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny
      With the small investment of the price of a filter, I could get you "counterfeit" Aquafina water for the price of the bottle.

      Don't say that too loud... you're reverse-engineering Aquafina, which would elicit a hefty penalty under the DMCA.

      And /.'s hosting your instructions on how to circumvent "water copy protection" devices, meaning they could be held liable for any future drops in Aquafina's sales.

      And here I am, commenting on it. Ummm... I think I'm going to go call my lawyer now.

      InigoMontoya

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    53. Re:Um, how would anything change? by ztc · · Score: 1

      Medicine is a poor example because in this category of products generic is usually *exactly* the same chemically and much cheaper; Brand names are worthless.

    54. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      So the reason we have stupid worthless marketing, is because no one has come up with a non-stupid way to measure its results?

      Heh.

    55. Re:Um, how would anything change? by jonadab · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > Yes it is - different minerals. In some of the more extreme
      > cases (particularly comparing bicarb-heavy ones with the more
      > neutral ones) there are quite different flavours.

      Yep. I like mine with a good deal of iron, a little lime,
      trace amounts of assorted other minerals, and carefully
      calculated amounts of chloride and fluoride. (In some
      circles, this is known as "tap water".) I can handle
      a small-to-moderate amount of sulfur, but too much leaves
      a bad aftertaste. I don't like very much sodium.

      And I _definitely_ don't like water without minerals.
      In particular, I can't stand it if the iron is missing,
      and it also bothers me some if the chlorine is missing.
      Distilled water is right near impotable as far as I'm
      concerned, and most brands of bottled water are not
      much better. Put some iron in it, for crying out loud.

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    56. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like let's say that Transformers Toys were brand new and being released for the first time. if you saw the box in a toy store would it have occurred to you how insanely kick-ass they were for little kids as toys if you hadn't seen *why* they were worth noticing?

      Well, you *COULD* be an attentive parent and check the box for details... if you're buying a toy, you can put some thought in too.

      Anyway, the cartoon would've done all the advertising to your child already =D

    57. Re:Um, how would anything change? by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

      And because the marketing guys are REALLY GOOD at selling stuff... namely, their own services to clueless managers.

      SatanicMarketer: "You need us, because we've falsified these statistics to show you you'd lose MILLIONS without advertising."
      PHB: "Holy crap, give these people millions to save our business!"

      If any of you work in Sales, or Marketing.... kill yourself. Thank you - Bill Hicks.

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    58. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The adds work

      At what? Promoting illiteracy?

      Is it an 'addvert'? No.

    59. Re:Um, how would anything change? by BollocksToThis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your Jedi mind tricks will not help you here!

      Hahaha... sales and marketing astroturfers =D

      "No, no, ads really work! You pay attention to ads! You love ads!"

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    60. Re:Um, how would anything change? by rmohr02 · · Score: 2
      Remember the 1970's Coke commercial, where you had a big extended family singing under a christmas tree? It did bring tears out of rocks, and won countless awards.

      It also disn't work. Coke sales kept plumetting after that award-winning ad.
      Well, that was sort of before my time. But I remember the Taco Bell chihuaha(sp) commercials that were popular, but couldn't bring up sales. The producers of the commercials couldn't escape the fact that they were advertising for Taco Bell--and the couldn't work miracles.
    61. Re:Um, how would anything change? by elveu · · Score: 1

      i agree. the people who research ads and design them would know if they didn't have an effect. i mean this is their job and life and they are hevily trained. in addition to the ads you think they're watching they can have somthing of a subliminal effect, have you ever heard people (or even done it yourself) sing or humming an ad jingle. that means the ad is stuck in your head, you hear the jingle you thikn the product.
      you've already been brainwashed.

    62. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Well, I happen to work for an international goods provider company doing mostly tech-support stuff in one of their callcenters. Guess what? Ads do work.

      Every major city we operate in has it's own 800 (or 888 or whatever) number that corresponds *just* to add spots run in those cities. It's even directly wired to the hard-phones at the call center rep's desk so he knows where people are calling in from just in case the software detection doesn't work right. (and it doesn't all the time - switching bug that needs to get fixed soon)

      If you spent *one* hour in that callcenter, you'd know ad spots work.

    63. Re:Um, how would anything change? by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

      RC is second only after Green River!

    64. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Distilled water will kill you, it sucks the electrolytes out of your body. Granted it would take a fair amount of it to actually kill you. Bottled water isn't distilled water, it's also actually worse than the tap water from my hometown.

    65. Re:Um, how would anything change? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I like to use the crusty dishes over and over again too. Once the green fuzz is about an inch high, it's time to wash. :-)

    66. Re:Um, how would anything change? by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      But I think ads work most for products that are truly distinguishable, since such ads actually convey information. For products that are essentially fungible -- corn flakes, for example -- ads can't just provide the info that makes them superior, because there isn't any. Such ads perforce fall back on deceptive or meaningless content ("Eat GeneriFlakes -- they're cooool"). Those ads, precisely, are the ones that bug people.

      Recall that a substantial portion of a company's released documents are not just trying to influence a particular sale, but trying to build brand identity. A strong brand keeps the customers who bought once coming back, or so the theory goes, and exists precisely to distinguish otherwise mostly indistinguishable products.

      If we're going to get rid of this massive public space for brand creation, companies will want someplace else to engage in it, so it might be a good idea to ask that question instead:
      Where can companies engage in branding and exhortation to sales in a way that's less obtrusive on other things we want to do?

    67. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zorander · · Score: 1

      Why do you think wine was so popular back in more ancient times?

      Alcohol makes water safe. If your liquid has alcohol then it's not going to kill you (well. not exactly true, but you get the point, from a medevil point of view anyways)...

      Same goes in other countries. Asians drink tea for the same reason...

      Brian

    68. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Funny thing is Tylenol is less effective than sugar pills on a headache.

      Citation, please? Double-blind studies have long-ago proven that acetaminophen is an effective pain-reliever against placebo. If you have definitive proof to the contrary, I'd be very interested.

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    69. Re:Um, how would anything change? by condour75 · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's an arms race. Nature's full of them Peacocks strut their hella huge tails not because it confers a survival advantage but specifically because it reduces their survival advantage, so much as to say to the female of the species, "hey baby, I can walk around with this clownery on my ass because i'm big and strong and fast enough to get away with it." Alphas in our own species do it by blowing money on old fermented grape juice, fish eggs and goose liver. And our companies do it by hemorraging their stockpayers' money on a giant thing called the superbowl. And the stockpayers love it.

      Why do you think NBC chose a peacock? :)

    70. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I buy the cheapest shit the store has. Sams choice cola tastes just as good as Coke. If they had white cans with a big black COLA slapped on it, for 1 cent cheaper I'd buy that. I also see Hy-Vee sells 2 litre bottles of cola for $.25 quite frequently. The stuff tastes great, and how can you beat 25 cent?

      Advertise all you want, I'll always buy the cheapest products in a grocery store. If I find the products is unappealing to my pallete I'll t ry the next most inexpensive product and repeat.

      As for choosing toys, I just look for features and compare price. I don't care about brand names, though I do search the web when I think I've found something I would like to see if anyone has comments about the product.

    71. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what you're talking about, so get out while you still can. :)

      I worked at Homestead Technologies (homestead.com). Our product had been out for quite some time. Eventually, we got some extra money and decided ads might be a good idea. So we launched our ad campaign. NO new features, NO new product. Nothing at all different. Whee! Big spike in traffic and signups.

      We stopped advertising, the number sloped down over the next two months. We advertised a bit again, bam!, new spike. Again, no change in our product.

      It's easily testable, people do test it, and it works. This case was the obvious one. There was a service out there, people didn't know about it, we told them about it, they tried it out. Do the continual Coke vs. Pepsi ads really work? I have no idea.

    72. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      What? Medicine is an excellent example *because* cheaper generics that contain *exactly* the same active ingredient exist, *but* people still buy Tylenol in greater quantity because of *advertisements*.

      How did you see it as a bad example?

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    73. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's not talking about "government commericals". He's comparing the assumption that "advertising works because it costs a lot of money, and they wouldn't do it if it didn't work" to the fallacy of assumptions like "the 'war' on drugs can be won".

      Advertising budgets are the result of the same kind of pie-in-the-sky dreaming that results in big government:

      "Here's a problem and we can solve it if we just spend enough taxpayer dollars!"

      "We spent $100 million on advertising last year and people bought our products!"

      What no one in the advertising industry has ever done is asked the question, "Would people still buy your products if you didn't spend $100 million on ads? What if you kept that $100 million as additional profit?" The first time some company does that and ends up with no negative effects, it's the death of the ad industry.

      Plenty of companies could do it, too. Ads are only really effective if you have something new to make customers aware of: a new product, a sale price, etc... If Coca-Cola or Volvo stopped their "wasteful" advertising (that is, ads not promoting a specific new product or incentive) tomorrow, they wouldn't suffer one whit in the marketplace. People wouldn't ask, "Hey, does Volvo still make cars? And whatever happened to Coke? Remember them?" Both companies have incredibly high brand recognition, market penetration, and customer loyalty.

      As an example, does anyone think that if they stopped advertising how "R@DIC@L!" Mountain Dew is, that Mello Yello would suddenly surge in popularity?

      On the original topic of this article, about whether TV can survive without commericals, I can offer one example where TV not only survives without commericals, but prospers and excels beyond any of the advertising-supported channels: HBO. A completely subscription-based TV model would enable networks to track and focus their audiences better, and would allow viewers to pick and choose the sorts of things they like to watch. It would also necessarily increase the quality of TV shows across the board - while people may be sufficiently amused by "Sabrina The Teenage Witch" to waste a half-hour a week on it, how many would actually pay to see it?

      I dream of a world in which all TV shows are just half as good as "The Sopranos", "Oz", "The Wire", "Mr. Show", and "The Larry Sanders Show", to name a few.

      Of course, the subscription model isn't perfect: I have no explanation for the abominably awful "Arli$$". That show isn't a sitcom, it's a fucking war crime.

    74. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, do you buy Coke, Pepsi or some no-name brand coke-like drink? You can get hundreds of brands of similar drinks that people certainly couldn't distinguish in a blind test, yet everyone keeps buying Coke and Pepsi.

    75. Re:Um, how would anything change? by aoeuid · · Score: 2

      Personally, I would compare the ingredients with tylenol to the ingredients with the no-name product beside it, and after realizing its the same damn thing, purchase the cheaper of the two.

    76. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I buy diskwashing detergent, I am most likely to simply buy the one that seems most familiar and isn't too much more expensive than the ones I've never heard of.

      You know you can just format the disks, right?? You don't need to clean them to reuse them....

    77. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

      The adds work. We don't really know how, but they do

      You'll find an awful lot of ads aren't just "Here's a new product", it's more that the ads associate a set of "values" (rebelliousness, healthiness, apple-pie patriotism, etc, etc) with the product. The point being that if they match the set of values to the mentality of their target market, then the next time a "target person" walks into a store and sees the product, they'll feel a certain "familiarity" with it.

      You may have walked into a shop looking for something, seen a particular brand, and thought "ah, something in me tells me that's the one to go for...". OK, you don't *quite* think that, but something very similar. It's all the subliminal making-you-trust-the-brand-name-implicitly crap they put into the adverts, which you *can't* ignore, even if you say you pay no attention to them.

      For more info, see Derren Brown's Mind Control site... he's a fantastic hypnotist (I was hypnotised by him, he's astounding), and one of the real experts at NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming). He did a good skit on advertising once, and managed to get the advertisers themselves to do exactly what he wanted by using their own methods back on them...

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    78. Re:Um, how would anything change? by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Food is a bad example. I'm not usually susceptible to ads and brand names, but with certain foods, there will always be slight differences between brand names and generics. Not that brand names are superior, but with foods people often like the familiar.

      Food is the bad example.

    79. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Again, proves very little.

      When I want to order pizza, I'm pretty much forced to get Pizza Hut, even though I hate ordering from a national chain like them. But guess what?

      It's quicker to dig through the ads from sunday's paper, to find the phone number, than it is to remember where we hid the yellow pages.

      How do you know that your "ads" aren't the same thing? An easier way to look you up, than looking in the huge "index" (which would either be the yellow pages, or possibly the internet, either of which requires them to know the exact wording/spelling of company name).

      Even for TV, this could hold true, with someone wanting to call, but having to wait for an ad to write down the 800 number.

      So, the millions and billions that are wasted on TV advertising campaigns might be better spent if only they'd register with the proper indexes in a way that makes you easy to find. Of course, then how could they spread the religion of Corporation A ?

    80. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you possibly be more dense? HOW??

    81. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Feanor1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, your messing up the conclusions..
      As you said, Ad campaigns tend to coincide with a new product. But if its a new product, how do people find out about it? um, Ads, therefore the origional point is right that sales are linked to ads..

      Ads work also for name recognition.. if you really think your immune to the constant bombardment of advertisement, then ask yourself why you drink Pepsi or Coke (or their products) when there are many generic cola's that are just as good and 1/3 the price..

      I personally have memories of being young and seeing Trix Ads and wanting that breakfast (though I thought the kids were racist for not letting the rabbit eat them because he wasn't a human, but that's just me).

      Point is, we are influenced by our exposure to adds.. If a person is so disconnected as to not be affected psychological in any way by the exposure, then they may have issues that need to be dealt with.

    82. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Gudlyf · · Score: 1
      I guess you never saw those other commercials for Saturn, where all the dealers surrond the customer and publicly applaud when they buy a new car from them. That was enough for me to say, "um....no thanks."

      And I was told by a friend that they do do that. Is that still the case?

      *shiver*

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    83. Re:Um, how would anything change? by aonaran · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the Scot in me, but I'd just grab the cheapest, they all clean the dishes equally well.

    84. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Paladin128 · · Score: 2

      If companies didn't advertise products that were already out, they would lose mind share and brand recognition. If you weren't bombarded by advertisemenst of the Whopper, yet McDonald's was bombarding you with ads for the new Ultra-Delux double-meat sandwich, and any new sandwich of the month, You'd eventually forget about Burger King. Even being the steady old standby that everyone loves isn't enough in these media-saturated times.

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    85. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That is a false statement. My wife is a pharmacist, and she has done and shown me studies that prove that generics are often not mixed in the same methods or volumes as the brand. They often contain less of the active ingredients than the brand, and are, in general, less effective.


      Of course this isn't true of every generic, there are those that are, pound for pound, duplicates. But more than 50% are lesser versions of the brand drug.

    86. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Double-blind studies have long-ago proven that acetaminophen

      Please cite one. Was it funded by the makers of Tylenol? Did it work better than anything else that lowered your body temp?

      I'm just basing this on what every doctor has told me the last 5 years, and the experience of myself and everyone I know. Most studies are so badly conducted as to be worthless, I personally think if any exemption to the free speach should be made it should be a ban against studies conducted by people who think a "statistics" class is a math course.

      How's that for a "Troll" ? :)

    87. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Manitcor · · Score: 2

      It may not work on millions of people but with a US market of 270+ million and a world wide market of 6+ billion a 10% group who completly ignores advertising wont hurt these companies.

      This is one of the reasons I think the PVR argument is stupid. If I remember right there was an artice on Wired (Im too lazy to look it up) that estimated PVR users consitute about 1-2% of the total market. This isnt going to kill TV, so long as that number does not grwo substansially.

      Marketers and Studios have some tiem to figure out how to change thier models should this kind of device increase in popularity.

      They are only trying to kill it beacuse its easier to kill while its small than to have to draft up a long term plan of how to change the entire market.

      In reality it will be some time before we even see if the PVR market is going to take off or not. Though it does look very promising.

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    88. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Manitcor · · Score: 2

      must be time for some caffiene becasue my spelling is horrible.

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    89. Re:Um, how would anything change? by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      That more or less proves the point. If your add makes it that much more convient - it worked. If Pizza Hut didn't advertise in the Sunday paper, you might have looked for the yellow pages and they would have lost a sale. If enough people are that lazy the add pays for itself (don't wory about being lazy, I order from Papa Johns because I can do it online and I don't have to talk to anyone).

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    90. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Macdude · · Score: 1

      What's your favorite refreshing drink?

      You probably answered Coke or Pepsi. 95% of the people will answere with one of these two - even though that are litterally tens of other choices: RC, Shasta, Jolt, STORE-BRAND$ etc.. in the cola catagory alone, let alone plain water or real lemonade.


      95% of people will say a brand of pop? You must not be old enough to drink, Beer is going to be in the top 2, at least.

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    91. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      How does it prove your point?

      It proves that companies tend to forget, ignore, or do a halfass job of listing themselves in whatever the appropriate directory or index is. It possibly says that the indexes to date are less effective than they should be.

      It doesn't say that advertisement should A) exist, B) is a good thing everybody wants, or C) is something that couldn't be replaced with something much more effective that would cease to nauseate the general public.

      That companies spend billions on advverrtising, when they could just list themselves in a directory properly... or that commercials could disappear, and as long as no one snitched, corporate executives could go one cluelessly never knowing and never caring... that point is even stronger.

      Oh, and Pizza Hut wouldn't lose a sale. Papa John's in my area ignores their online orders, and makes me wait on hold for 30 minutes. And the locals all make pizza that looks like a dog puked it up. Pizza Hut is crap for pizza, but better than the rest in small ways. Making me look it up in the yellow pages would have annoyed me only slightly more, but wouldn't necessarily be their fault. It's an example of a shitty index... phone companies should have been distributing these things on floppy or CD for years. They must enjoy deforestation, is all I can figure.

      And if the index is shitty, well, that may not directly be the companies fault, but I'm sure they could have either leaned on the phoneco's to make a better index, or collaborated and built their own. Hell, that would be providing a service to customers though, something they don't do... numerous talking heads and non-existent studies prove that profits from ass-raping customers are almost triple those of treating them properly and giving them something of value for their money.

    92. Re:Um, how would anything change? by japhmi · · Score: 1
      I've had some Horrid bottled water before. I couldn't drink the filth, and I've so whiped it from my memory that I can't remember the name of it. I got it cheep at some store in France - and I ended up dumping it out and filling it with tap water.


      Of course, if you live in Portland, OR then your tap water is bottled and sold elsewhere.

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    93. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not speaking scientifically here, merely empirically - but I firmly believe that people buy "Tylenol" (quoted to represent the pletheora of other brand-names out there) because it's a "name", and people trust brand names. Even though a store-brand represents a multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporation, people tend to look at it as a "No Name" (which, incidentally, IS a brand name) product which, of course, is garbage. We use store-brand acetaminophen at home because it costs half the price of the Big Brand Products out there, and it seems to work just as well. Store brand antacids, store brand pain relievers, store brand NyQui.. er.. cough and congestion suppressant - they're all fine for me. I've got better things to save my money for.

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    94. Re:Um, how would anything change? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      I don't drink Pepsi or Coke. And just so I can assure you I'm not sidestepping your example and pealizing you for not psychically knowing a good one... I can't think of any other example that might help make your case.

      Shoes? Cars? Fast food? :( There aren't any where advertisement has had much noticeable effect on me.

      I think I might have been affected more by them as a kid, but I've grown up. And if I was affected then, I'm slightly ashamed of it.

      But to answer the original argument. Left to their own devices, people will search for things they need, and find them in things that are arguably non-advertisement. Finding an article about something they have needed for awhile, but no one bothered to make, a magazine review. Hearing from a friend, doing a search on the net. Stumbling across the storefront, and going "gee, when did they open this store" or "wow, look at that on the shelf!".

      And if it is because they see an ad, and bought it 1 day earlier than they would if they'd had a chance to discover it, can the ad take credit? Most business that are healthy could care less if it takes an extra day or week to make that sale.

      So.. who is jumping to conclusions?

    95. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Control-Z · · Score: 1


      It can also have a negative effect too, like those horrible Cingular commercials or the Dell Guy who I thought was funny at first but is getting old REAL fast.

    96. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree... I eat Burger King because I like to eat Burger King. I've eaten McDonalds, and I wont soon go back, regardless of how much they advertise, but I sure as hell won't forget BK just because I don't see ads any more.

      Then again, I guess I don't watch nearly enough TV to SEE all these ads. I wonder how you think I know about BK in this case?

    97. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Please cite one.
      How about four? These four were easy to find. There are lots more.

      Here's one for migraine sufferers.

      And one in combination with morphine

      How about one for cold-induced pain?

      And this one for post-operative pain.

      In short, any doctors that have been telling you that acetaminophen is no more effective than placebo have been giving you false information. It is a very effective analgesic for mild to moderate pain. I know from my own experience that my patients often receive very good pain relief from plain old Tylenol, sometimes when other pain medications have failed.

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    98. Re:Um, how would anything change? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      In short, any doctors that have been telling you that acetaminophen is no more effective than placebo have been giving you false information.

      Ok, you win. But I could see why I got the impression that it didn't work. The "migrane sufferers" study didn't include anyone with a serious headache. And, even so it was only eliminated a little over 50% of minor headaches after two hours, compared with 30% doing nothing. My doctors may have colored their, "it may work for lowering a temperature" because they knew 3 Excedrin didn't do much for me, and I'm pretty sure my current doctor hasn't seen just acetaminophen work for anyone(Excedin has asprin + caffeine + acetominophen, the first can help individually in my experience). And I may have overinterpreted that because I've been getting my friends for years to try something else when Tylenol didn't work.

      The cold-induced pain one doesn't have enough participants. The morphine one does say it slightly decreases pain, but the main reason for using it seems to be that it prevents overdosing. The post-operative and migrane ones are the strongest ones, but I couldn't read the paper to see how solid they were. "Statistically significant" doesn't say much, studies of 14 ppl doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the medical establishment.

      Do you know of any papers comparing the effectiveness of asprin, ibuprofin and acetaminophen?

    99. Re:Um, how would anything change? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      My brothere works in marketing, particularly consumer goods. He says that for candy bars - a field in which he has worked - if they stop advertising, sales die off exponentially with a half-life of two years. Where products are nearly interchangeable (there were probably 10 candy bars you might have bought) continuous flow of advertising is necessary to keep a particular one in the forefront.

      Same is true of, say, washing powders. For any particular position in the market, there are usually at least three essentially interchangeable products. Advertising continuously ensures that shoppers pick *yours* rather than its identical competitors.

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    100. Re:Um, how would anything change? by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      Most doctors with office practices don't keep their patients around long enough to see the immediate effects of their medications. Being an emergency physician, I have the benefit of usually monitoring my patients for a few hours to judge response. The migraine study didn't exclude "serious headaches." It excluded specifically those with "debilitating" headaches, i.e. those that are so bad that simply walking around is unbearable, who cannot even stand standard level room lights, who have unremitting vomiting, etc. And I agree, for those patients Tylenol alone simply isn't adequate. For many others, it may be enough.

      I wouldn't expect Tylenol alone to resolve migraine headaches, but in 11% in the study it was enough to do the job. Personally, I never treat migraines with Tylenol alone, but it serves as a useful adjunct. Tylenol is always one of the drugs I use for migraine sufferers.

      Re: the study of 14 people. To reach statistical significance with that small a study you have to get an amazing response to the medication. It may actually speak to the drug's benefit. I agree that it's not a particularly impressive study, though.

      I don't know of any studies off-hand re: ordinary otc analgesics, but I'm sure there are plenty. Since they all have different mechanisms of action, they have varying effectiveness depending on the type of pain. The most dramatic example I can think of is pain from kidney stones. Due to its particular mechanism, cyclooxygenase-inhibiting NSAIDS such as ibuprofen (and ketorolac in particular) are far more effective than opioid medications (morphine, demerol, etc.). I've had patients to whom I gave massive doses of morphine (enough to put large animals to sleep), which only served to make them drowsy, but did nothing for their pain. One dose of ketorolac, and the pain was gone in 15 minutes, and they were heading for the door happy as a clam.

      So, studies about effectiveness about pain-relievers depends greatly upon exactly what kind of pain you're studying.

      And as far as drug company evil-intents goes, I think it's much less of a risk with Tylenol. Though it's widely used, it's patent is also expired, and the margins on acetaminophen can't be very high. Instead, I would be looking at the drug companies hawking newer expensive pain medications who try to downplay the effectiveness of the old standards.

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    101. Re:Um, how would anything change? by everythingeverything · · Score: 1

      Yes, food *is* a bad example. It sells itself.

      You just have to LOOK at a range of food and you know what you want.

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    102. Re:Um, how would anything change? by Earthworm+Jim · · Score: 1

      I have 100 chickens if you are Dino from UMR...

      Did you live in TJ 3 NW? I'm looking for some cows.

    103. Re:Um, how would anything change? by lsdino · · Score: 1

      This would happen to be that Dino indeed :) Don't know if you realize this, but Rolla was recently rated the unhappiest college (as reported here on Slashdot a while ago).

      Although I'm failing to remember the chicken / cow jokes, but I'm betting this is Steinke. Am I right? E-mail me at lsdino at hot mail dot com.
      Obviously use some intelligence in interpruting this, and then I'll send you my REAL e-mail address :)

  2. Re:I got one... by soupforare · · Score: 3, Funny

    [PA]
    Aren't there bears "outside?"
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  3. Re:I got one... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about this one:

    What about not thinking yourself better than others because you don't choose to partake of a particular form of entertainment they might enjoy?

    You smug, self-important assclown.

  4. We already do pay for TV without commercials by ct.smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PBS, digital movie channels, HBO, etc...
    We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels. This is a non-issue sort of question because the niche for non-commercial TV is already filled and doing fine.

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    1. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Informative

      We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels.

      What? Few or no channels? I think you mean few or no commercials, and I agree. Pay tv is the way to go, 99% of 'network tv' sucks ass and there's nothing worth watching. I'll take a handful of cable channels with no ads over 100 free channels any day. Obviously Tivo owners agree.

      I think Springsteen said it best "57 channels and nothin' on".

    2. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by ct.smith · · Score: 1

      Err, bad mistake. I will now write 100 times:
      'Preview before submit.' :)

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    3. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you pay for HBO and there's no commercials during the show. But much of this programming is third run stuff. They're movies that have already made money in the theaters, already made money in video rentals/sales, and have trickled down to HBO, Cinemax, etc.

      Sure, HBO might have some original programming now and then. But they're not spending as much on it as NBC, ABC, CBS, etc.... Therefore, they don't have to bring in as much revenue to support themselves.

      If you wanted NBC commercial free, you'd have to pay a lot more than $10/month.

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    4. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      The best thing about Premium TV, Its fucking UNCENSORED. Try to watch any movie on normal tv, its chopped, and dubbed. Not saying sex/language/violence makes a movie, but dont protect me, I want sex/language/violence. :)

      BTW, I didnt think I would like the V-Chip, thought people would use it to control what I watch. I use it on my kids to block out most of the Premium channels. They get the kid channels and they are perfectly happy. They dont need to be watching Oz or Sapranos yet.

      Also, if you live in Washington State, we just built a new stadium for the Seattle SeaHawks. Since they didnt sell as many season tickets, they are yanking all games but ONE from tv. Half the state is over 4 hours away, they wont drive 8 hours total to see a game, but you still pay the taxes. (And still pay off the old stadium thats been torn down...)

    5. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "PBS, digital movie channels, HBO, etc... We pay a premium for these already because they braodcast with few or no channels. This is a non-issue sort of question because the niche for non-commercial TV is already filled and doing fine."

      Speaking of paying a premium, how about this strategy: Would you pay one cent to skip a commercial?

      Have an account linked to the PVR and subtract 1 cent each time an ad is skipped.

      Of course, having an account implies a link to a credit card and a unique identifier. This allows for some detailed profiling.

      There should be an option to turn profiling on and off, with various benefits to the user if they turn it on (because the profiling is valuable marketing information.)

      When profiling is turned off:
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account
      Don't skip an advert: do nothing to your account

      When profiling is enabled:
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account
      Don't skip an advert: plus 1 cent to your account.

      The people with profiling turned on would have some interesting powers too. For example, if the profiling revealed that 90% of people are willing to pay 1c to skip the Mazda Zoom-Zoom kid ad, that #%)*&#% 'Buck-a-day' or similar computer sale ads, the Dell Kid ads, etc, you would essentially be telling the advertisers to change their tune.

    6. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 2

      Hah... in my town they fucked us over by yanking analog HBO and forcing you to upgrade to digital cable if you want it. Extortion, really, but I couldn't resist --- I can't go a weekend w/o seeing The Sopranos and/or Sarah Jessica Parker's bony ass. Plus, more channels! :)

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    7. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by cosyne · · Score: 1

      I think Springsteen said it best "57 channels and nothin' on".

      I'd actually go with Pink Floyd: "Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from."

    8. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Matthaeus · · Score: 2

      So you pay to skip the ad even after you've watched it once already? The current tv/vcr model allows you to skip any ads you want, once you're done recording the show. Not that I'm saying it would be viable to do things this way, but I don't think John Public would be willing to pay a penny each time they skipped the same ad at the same place in the same program.

    9. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by buckminster · · Score: 1

      "HBO might have *some* original programming"

      Guess again. They've actually got quite a bit of original programming. Take a look at the number of emmy nominations their series get (23 alone for Six Feet Under).

      I'll pay for NBC et al when they produce enough quality programming to justify the cost.

    10. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by swoopx · · Score: 1

      "original" content on NBC, ABC, ... right, they never show reruns, old movies,...

    11. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rw2 · · Score: 2

      So you pay to skip the ad even after you've watched it once already?

      Yes.

      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.
      Repetition is how they hook you.

    12. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, these examples are chock full of comerials as well, they just place them before and after shows instead of the middle. believe me, even PBS would die if big corporations couldnt post ads before 'barney' and the like.

    13. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by jcoy42 · · Score: 2
      Would you pay one cent to skip a commercial?

      I thought about this, and I don't know if I would. Maybe. I have a PVR, and I usually watch the commercials. Too lazy to fast forward.

      But if I get a penny for watching the commercials, I'm going to press play without even watching the crap. I'll find the most ad-intensive programs out there and watch them again and again (with the TV off). I'll probably write some computer program to handle the IR rewind to watch commercials again and again.

      Hell, I should be able to gross at *least* 1k per day . That's quit the day job cash.

      So I certainly like your idea. I'm sure I'd make an interesting profile for them to analyze.
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    14. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Aliks · · Score: 2

      The business models for the BBC in the UK and the commercial channels in the States both rely on the fact that virtually everyone has no choice in the matter. In either system, if it was easy to opt out, then people would do so en masse and the revenue stream would collapse.

      SO what if commercial TV does collapse in a mass opt-out? Is that so bad? There is a difference between people working in TV "just to make a living" and people who really want to be part of the entertainment business. I don't want to part with my cash simply to keep people in employment, but if they offer me entertainment I want, then fine if the price is right.

      There may well be some good things in the current system for some people, ie local and specialist content that would be unlikely to find airtime without commercials or subsidies, but there may well be no business model that keeps these folk alive.

      In the UK, the railway boom of the 19th century was largely funded by the increase in property prices around the stations that were built. The railway companies could buy up land knowing it would shoot up in value later. In fact lots of smaller branch lines were built on the expectation of such profits, and lots of them went bust. Roll forward 50 years and the big profits were gone just at the time that large scale maintenance was required. There was no certainly no business model that could squeeze profits out of the local lines, no matter how important they were to local communities. Eventually the government stepped in but even the government couldn't stomach the cost and in the 1960s there were wholesale line closures.

      People complained bitterly, but in the end just had to change their expectations and lifestyle.

      Advertisers will certainly find new ways to get product publicity, local and specialist content will probably find a market. Live performance will ALWAYS be popular.

      In the end it always comes down to selling what people want at the right price, anything on top is a temporary bonus.

    15. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by wdr1 · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      And last I heard, HBO alone made more money than the three networks combined.

      Which isn't surprising. I pretty much only use my Tivo on HBO. HBO, with the Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Oz, etc. are pretty much the only reason I ever watch TV.

      -Bill

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    16. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by reallocate · · Score: 2

      If the programming was any good, I'd put up with commercials. Problem is, it's almost all rubbish, on every network and channel.

      Remember, too, even if you only watch a single HBO channel, you have to pay a cable/satellite company to deliver that channel and dozens others to you.

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    17. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by ffatTony · · Score: 2

      In my humble opinion, HBO is not something to emulate. They've replaced regular commercials (which is good) with more repetitive, mind numbing ads for their own show (which is terrible). If HBO sold a tv-guide like periodical and played all shows/movies back to back I'd love it. I don't need to be reminded what is on later than day 400 times while waiting for the one movie I want to see to start.

    18. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by ssheth · · Score: 2

      I imagine that could be handled with some max amount that can be charged/credited to your account on a daily basis ... something like 50 ads a day.

      Also, perhaps implement a model where if an ad is shown more than once, each time it is shown again, there is an increasing charge to the advertiser ... that will keep the ad mix "more entertaining".

    19. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the 99% of "premium" channel content that sucks ass and isn't worth watching?

    20. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by kmweber · · Score: 1

      Hell, I should be able to gross at *least* 1k per day

      Lessee...there are 1440 minutes in a day. TV commercials last 30 seconds each, so that's a total of $28.80 each day. You'd need more than 30 of those devices, simultaneously running nonstop, to get $1000/day.

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    21. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, for that much a day, I'd...

      [wait for it]...

      Create a Beowulf cluster of the things!

    22. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by eldurbarn · · Score: 2
      Skip an advert: subtract 1 cent from your account


      Cool! Make a fortune for your network by airing bad commercials!

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    23. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Also, if you live in Washington State, we just built a new stadium for the Seattle SeaHawks. Since they didnt sell as many season tickets, they are yanking all games but ONE from tv. Half the state is over 4 hours away, they wont drive 8 hours total to see a game, but you still pay the taxes. (And still pay off the old stadium thats been torn down...)
      Boy are people in Washington State a bunch of suckers. suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!! suckers!!!
    24. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great. And a whole new industry is born to generate profit by making annoying commercials specifically to get people to skip.

    25. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [PISST] I know how you can cheat. Pass me $5 and I will tell you the power of copy and paste

    26. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      That sucks. I always thought the NFL itself (not the teams) had the rights to the broadcasts of games, but I guess the Seahawks found a way around that.

    27. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by cpeterso · · Score: 2


      I would just leave my TV on 24/7. Make money FAST while you sleep! ;-)

    28. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Okay, so ... 50 ads a day, times a penny, 50 cents a day, times 30 days in a month, 15 bucks a month for commercial free programming. Why not just pay the $15 and forget about the marketing dorks?

    29. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by deblau · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The people with profiling turned on would have some interesting powers too. For example, if the profiling revealed that 90% of people are willing to pay 1c to skip the Mazda Zoom-Zoom kid ad, that #%)*&#% 'Buck-a-day' or similar computer sale ads, the Dell Kid ads, etc, you would essentially be telling the advertisers to change their tune.
      Um no, you'd be encouraging them to do exactly the opposite. They'd feed you so many filthy ads that you'd pay to skip every ad they threw at you. Multiply by 100 million households. The advertisers could make more money from people skipping their ads than they could from companies buying the ads in the first place! Great strategy...
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    30. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by jafuser · · Score: 1
      Repetition is how they hook you. Repetition is how they hook you. Repetition is how they hook you. Repetition is how they hook you. Repetition is how they hook you.

      Excellent! Is this yours, or who do I quote? =)

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    31. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly, but i think if i was 'enrolled' in such a system, it would be money for nothing. I can't skip ad's now, so I either ignore them, or goto another room (say, the kitchen) and do something constructive. I would end up just leaving the tv on 24/7 and have profiling on. It really doesn't bother me who knows what my tv viewing habbits are... which i have to say aren't very big, TV is possibly the biggest waste of people's time ever constructed.

    32. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be awesome to "vote" on which commercials are good or bad. That Mazda kid is annoying, but the Welch's grape juice kid is worst.

    33. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by AWhistler · · Score: 1

      Or Weird Al Yankovic: "I hooked up 80 channels, and each one sucked (stunk?). Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A. It's awful, it putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, want to throw my set away (Can't watch this.)"

    34. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by GallopingGreen · · Score: 1

      No he didn't.
      Pink Floyd's: "13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from" is much more eloquent.

    35. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by maraist · · Score: 2

      The HBO series (if you can get it) costs the prices of 3 rentels a month, and you get a selection of much more than that. Plus I've personally loved their programming of Spawn, Sex & the City, Sapranos (haven't seen yet, but it's critically(sp?) aclaimed), 6 feet under, and various other network-like specials that I do tend to enjoy (even though they have an obvious lower-budget feel).

      The best part is that only one person in a group of friends really needs to get it (I only ever personally got it once several years ago during a promotion).

      Through the use of digital VCR's (mostly computers) and broad-band, it's entirely possible to share among your friends entire libraries.

      Further, the digital versions can come with component-video and Digital Dolby surround; something the networks are no where near ready for (the movies they play are generally too old to have the cinematic experience; especially coupled with commercials; who cares about The Tonight Show in HDTV).

      Personally I hate sports, but that's available too.

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    36. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2

      "If you wanted NBC commercial free, you'd have to pay a lot more than $10/month."

      Yeah, and you can blame the casts of Friends and Seinfeld for that...$1 million per actor per episode? Fsck, even the baseball players aren't that greedy!

      The sad part is that even if I don't watch Friends, I'm still paying for it indirectly when I go shopping and happen to buy something from their sponsors...yet people here complain about compulsory BBC fees. I'd kill for the BBC in the states. The one "BBC America" channel I get has commercials and not all of the stuff that I got spoiled on when I visited the UK.

    37. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

      So I can just leave the tv on and "watch" the ads all day and rack up the credits. Or will I need to be quized too?

    38. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give me a break!


      HBO? I'd estimate 15-20% of their "air time" is advertisement. It's either a promotion for another HBO program or some so-called "documentary" plug for the Hollweird studios. I say, shut up and play the movie!


      Then there's PBS. What are their way more frequent than annual fund raising beg-a-thons, if not commercials? (Buy next year's episodes of NOVA! Visa, M/C, Amex accepted. Operators are standing by!) Then after the fund raising is over for a few weeks, it's back to the same old re-runs of last decade's shows and that Putrid Purple Puppet.

    39. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by rw2 · · Score: 2

      That's mine. Quote it at your own peril. :-)

    40. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Jesterr · · Score: 1

      50 commercials a day? That's what, 1 maybe 2 commercial breaks?

    41. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by jishak · · Score: 1

      As much as this sounds like a hot idea, this might also mean that people would just leave their tv's on 24 hours a day. I think that the revenue generated from the tv watching the ads on the channels would easily offset the cost of the tv itself. So if you get a nice cheap $100 black and white tv set and leave it on 24-7 for a few months, you could easily hit 10,000 commercials. Then, instead of skipping the commercials you don't like, you would just be paid for not watching them while you would watch the ones you do like. In effect, this would mean that one company could actually subsidize you to watch another company's commercials and maybe even buy a rival's products. Interesting.

    42. Re:We already do pay for TV without commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the money wouldnt go to the advertisers.... the advertisers just wouldnt have to pay. instead of the ad paying for it, the user would pay the cable company for the show.

  5. Just don't watch it... by bbtom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't. And I haven't found my life in any way worse off. In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

    www.tvturnoff.org is a good place to start if your interested in unplugging from the Plug in Drug.

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    1. Re:Just don't watch it... by numark · · Score: 1

      I agree, TV is bad. After all, it distracts us from Slashdot, eh? ;-)

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    2. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I agree. If you don't want to be controlled by the media and the advertisers, then just turn off the television...

      And don't read a newspaper, listen to a radio, surf the internet, pick up a book, go into a grocery store, open your mailbox, go to the doctor's office, go to your child's school, go to a bus stop, look upward on the streets where billboards are, look at the walls of a subway, eat at a fast food joint, look at any signs on the sides of the streets, read a map, look at the back of a receipt, step into a bank, answer your phone, go to a movie, look at a friend's shirt, look at a friend's shoes, look at a friend's jeans, look at a friend's sun glasses, answer your door...

    3. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a nice 65" television and a kick ass audio system (kind of pointless in a tiny one bedroom apartment on the third or fourth floor). Mostly for watching DVD's. I don't care much for television. I watch a couple shows on sci-fi. That's it. Occasionally (perhaps once every month or two) I'll watch one of those sit-coms on FOX. That 70's Show, Grounded For Life... that one with the kid and the weird family (malcom something?).

      Most of the time, the television is just turned to the news stations as background noise, but I could take it or leave it for all I care.

      I would encourage people to drop their cable subscriptions and spend more time reading. Unfortunatley, books are so expensive now that it would be cheaper just to watch cable television. If you read a book a day and the average *paper back* runs about $9 each (we're talking fiction here... if you want to read a book about something REAL, you're looking at $20-$100 each).

      So if you only read half as much as you watch television, you'd probably be looking at 15 books a month, or $135. Or more than 40% more expensive than if you just bought the most expensive digital cable offering from your provider.

    4. Re:Just don't watch it... by Micah · · Score: 2

      So if you only read half as much as you watch television, you'd probably be looking at 15 books a month, or $135.

      dOOd, that's what your local library is for!

    5. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeahh so lets all get on the internet where we have popup ads...

    6. Re:Just don't watch it... by Micah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AAAAAAAA freeking MEN!!!!

      I used to watch some TV while living at my parents' place -- Peter Jennings, local news with Paul Linman (of exploding whale fame) and Steve Dunn, and then Jeopardy. Now I'm in my own apartment. I have a small TV and a tuner card, but reception is crap so I don't even watch that anymore. I've found that it's FAR quicker to read the news I'm interested in on the Internet than listen to those guys blather about things I'm not interested in, not to mention the commercials. I do miss Jeopardy a little, but can live without it.

      Those things aren't worth $9.99/month for basic cable. I do kind of wish I had regular cable for FOX News and the Travel Channel. But $40/month for that is OUTRAGEOUS. No thanks, at least not until I have a roommate and/or more of an income.

      $45/month, OTOH, for cable Internet is a no-brainer. :)

    7. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Checking books out of the library is immoral and deprives the publishing industry of their fair profits that should rightly be paid per reader!

    8. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mozilla and Junkbuster or Privoxy are your friends. You won't see any more popup or banner ads.

    9. Re:Just don't watch it... by nathanh · · Score: 2
      I don't. And I haven't found my life in any way worse off. In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

      www.tvturnoff.org is a good place to start if your interested in unplugging from the Plug in Drug.

      I saw a recent comment to the effect that "once-were-TV-watchers" are so proud that they've turned the TV off. It's as if they think it's a huge achievement that puts them above the common man.

      I don't see the sense, myself. It's like being proud of no longer reading books, or no longer listening to music, or no longer going out to restaurants or movies. I like watching movies or BackBerner or John Saffron's Musical Jamboree on the TV. Why should I stop?

    10. Re:Just don't watch it... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      If I was addicted to something, I might be a bit smug if I managed to conquer that addiction. For some people, it is a great achievement.

      I personally am proud of the fact I no longer overeat and that I exercise regularly. I've had overweight people interpret this pride as smugness (I'm not saying I brag to their faces, but it has happened).

      Not that I am saying that you are a drooling, tv-addicted drone that can't stand those self-righteous, cocky no-tv watchers ;)

      I don't watch tv myself. But I spend around 15 hours per week playing video games. When I tell people that, I get the wierdest looks. Yet many people easily spend twice that watching tv - some of these people have even said I am addicted.

      What do they know, I can quit anytime!

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    11. Re:Just don't watch it... by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Plus it'll be illegal under the DMCA if your not careful... If you do go to a library, the Police will hunt you down and arrest and Hilary Rosen will come and kill you and murder all your family members.

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    12. Re:Just don't watch it... by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Thank the Lord (and the Open Source Community) for Mozilla. I haven't seen a pop-up in months... And that 'Block Images from this Server' has helped me take back my bandwidth!

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    13. Re:Just don't watch it... by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read about 8h a day now that I ditched the tube. Mostly books (the library is great), some magazines, and of course fan fiction and other internet stuff.

      Me and my friends were kidding the other day that the RIAA and MPAA could talk about "killing music" and "killing movies" all day if they wanted, and even if they were right, we could survive on listening to filk and reading slash. :)

    14. Re:Just don't watch it... by reflector · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I still watch a few tv shows (simpsons, futurama, south park), but those I d/l from p2p, and they're commercial free that way.

    15. Re:Just don't watch it... by Doug-W · · Score: 1

      You are probably referring to: The Onion's article to that affect...

    16. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found that it's FAR quicker to read the news I'm interested in on the Internet

      I've found the opposite. If I read everything I'm interested in on the New York Times and Washington Post websites, it usually takes me 2 - 3 hours. That's not even counting the time I waste on Slashdot. I suspect the problem is either that I'm a slow reader, or that I'm just interested in too many things. (It takes me a few hours to go through a decent print newspaper as well.)

    17. Re:Just don't watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/doesnt_own_telev ision.html

    18. Re:Just don't watch it... by cheinonen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you're addicted to TV, then maybe watching less of it is a good step, but turning it off isn't going to instantly make my life better, is it? If I spend that time reading Slashdot and browsing the web for news I would have seen on TV, have I really changed my life at all? I doubt your average TV watcher is suddenly going to start reading great stuff and become a new person?


      I spent a nice weekend out of town a month ago, and didn't see a computer or television the whole time. Was I a better person because I spent my time browsing record stores and sitting in bars with people? Not really. TV is entertaining, and I'll be damned if you're going to get me to give mine up with football season starting.

    19. Re:Just don't watch it... by gabec · · Score: 2
      I'm with you on that one. I have a television but I don't have cable or anything. Occasionally I'll rent a movie and watch it, but it's pretty much just used to hold down the table and hold up my vcr. ;)

      Sometimes I'll hear about an interesting show like Enterprise or Monk (which turned out to be lame, unfortunately, from what I saw of it) and sometimes I'll see it at a friend's house but otherwise I love not having the option of watching TV. I find that I'm *so* much more productive. Admittedly every minute that I would have watched TV I spend surfing the internet but that's generally much more intellectually stimulating anyway. I read ZDNet, CNet, CNN, Sci Fi Wire, /. (obviously), etc. and since I'm on the computer anyway I end up working on my pet computer programming projects too. Pretty cool. And what did I miss out on? Re-runs of McGuyver and some show about a snooty bitch stabbing vampires. (ok, the joke about buffy is totally unfounded, I admit. but that's beside the point.) ;)

    20. Re:Just don't watch it... by bareman · · Score: 1

      Oh God. "FOX News"? You are better off without it.

    21. Re:Just don't watch it... by Control-Z · · Score: 1


      www.tvturnoff.org. I love their 101 things to do instead of watching TV list. Obviously they have more to do than make up lists because there are only 26...

    22. Re:Just don't watch it... by bbtom · · Score: 1
      From - http://tv-turnoff.org/101.htm

      "Here are some of our 101 Screen-Free Activities."

      some (adj.) Being a portion or an unspecified number or quantity of a whole or group - dictionary.com

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    23. Re:Just don't watch it... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

      I find the only thing I watch is cspan anymore, I'll be damned if anyones going to tell me I'm worse for it.

      Watching MTV might lead to the creation of the next white rapper, but I'm prety sure that watching congressional pannels is safe for the mind.

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  6. In show ads by essdodson · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're starting to see these now and they range from something like having the actors do something like their laundry and the show shrinks onscreen to display an advertisement for a particular brand of laundry detergent. This was recently tested and had great results. I'm sure you'll see more of this. We'll also probably see much more branding in the actual shows as well. Something like all the characters wearing one brand of clothing.

    I think this may provide some hope, but I think without traditional commercials they'll be in a tough spot to make ends meet.

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    1. Re:In show ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen these yet, but as soon as they start showing these in-show advertisements, I'm on the phone to cancel my digital cable subscription. I'll happily listen to talk radio where I get some entertainment for a few boring commercials.. and listen to my massive MP3 collection. I'll miss the two or three shows I like to watch, but oh well.

    2. Re:In show ads by peachboy · · Score: 1

      A perfect example of this is "Dawson's Creek" on the WB network. All of the characters in the show wear clothes exclusively from American Eagle Outfitters. This is mentioned in the credits of the show, and this fact was also passed on to me during my new hire orientation (I work part-time at AE).

      MTV's Road Rules 11 also had the members of the show dressed in AE clothing as reported in the most recent edition of the AEZine.

      It's happening sooner than you think.

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    3. Re:In show ads by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      If you've ever watched soccer on TV, you'll realize that it is commercial free for each 45 minute half. To make up for the revenue lost, about every five minutes the announcer says "this segment of the game is brought to you commercial free by Visa. Visa: it's everywhere you want to be." Then the Visa logo is displayed in the corner of the screen until the next segment comes along.

    4. Re:In show ads by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Huh? How does that qualify as commercial-free? And what about the logos on the shirts, on the boards along the sidelines, and projected next to the goals using CGI by the television companies?

      I guess my standards are somewhat higher than Visa's. But then, I'd prefer to go back to the days when sport wasn't a business. :(

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    5. Re:In show ads by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      I meant commercial free as in free of 30 second commercials. As long as it doesn't interrupt the game, I'm okay.

  7. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by peterpi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Human brains tend to veg out when the damn things come on"

    It's the same for weather forcasts. It's quite funny to ask somebody who has just seen the weather forcast what the weather is going to be like tommorow.

    It really makes you see how sedated you are when you're watching telly.

  8. Some Business Models Still Work by mikeplokta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pay my TV license fee, I get BBC 1, BBC 2, BBC 3, BBC 4, CBBC, BBC News 24, BBC Parliament, six national radio stations and a nationwide chain of regional stations. Since none of them carry advertisements, I don't think they'll be much affected by ad-stripping technologies.

    It works for me.

    1. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by utdpenguin · · Score: 0
      This is a primarily Birttish idea that has never really happened in the states.


      A shame really, cause I like the idea

      --
      In Soviet Russia you dant have to put up with these crappy jokes
    2. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by bbtom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is good - BBC produce some of the finest content out there, and I'm more than willing to pay the tax (actually, I don't have too... seeing as my house has a resident that is over seventy five).

      BBC == darn good!

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    3. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And these channels are .... government supported.

      OK. The question asked for a business model.
      Nice try, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to
      give you a D. It would be an F, since your
      answer was completely irrelevant, but I thought
      there was some effort there, so you get a D.

    4. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by DozePih · · Score: 2

      Don't think it's a British idea. Most europeean countries have some sort of TV tax.

    5. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because a goverment is anything except the collection of its citizens?

      what a fucking retarded post... I believe I am now stupider..

    6. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most european countries have a tax on everything. I would be surprised if they had a toilet paper tax to limit the discarge into their sewer systems.

    7. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by cliveholloway · · Score: 2
      *sigh*, ok, i'll bite...

      And these channels are .... government supported.


      No, funded directly by taxation, and by exporting shows. That is a business model. The BBC also buys in shows from outside production companies and imports some of the better stuff from the US (Makcolm... :).

      To assume that a business model can only be applied to a privately owned company is particularly narrow-minded.

      .02

      cLive ;-)

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    8. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by phoenix123 · · Score: 0

      hehe, EXACTLY.

      that is not called tax here, its called "sewage disposal fee". its collected via the fresh water supply, so if you consume 1 cubic metre fresh water, the water works makes you pay 5 eur for that AND 7.5 eur for the removal of said fresh water afterwards. so one counter for the water is sufficient to bill both.

      but the worst thing is: the county officials here are flying the cities, making photos of the buildings and then calculate the area of sealed soil. for all square meters of sealed soil the owner must pay sewage fees for the RAINWATER that flows in the sewage system. so you pay sewage fee once as a part of your actually used fresh water AND for the amount of rainwater you direct of your roof into the sewage. if you collect the rain water into small tanks to water your plants you have to PROVE that to the officials.

      germany is wierd, is it?

    9. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's quite clear they have a severe tooth-past tax...

    10. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and rebuild their entire countries on the American tax payer's dime... (and then treat Americans like shit for having done all that for them in the first place)


      It was a *loan*, not a gift, and one which we're still paying off. Hardly a grand act of altruism - more a case of you screwing over people who didn't have any more options.

    11. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      That's not that odd. In the US if you build, say, a parking lot, you're often required to build a retention pond to collect stormwater runoff.

      If you weren't, rain that couldn't seep into the ground would wind up flooding low-lying areas.

      You'll find that there are lots of zoning and building codes set up this way. It's nice on paper to be able to do whatever you like with your land, but in reality if everyone did that, you'd probably be miserable as a result of the effects it had on your property.

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    12. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more options?

      We could have left you to be converted into a massive germany. We could have left you to rot in your own rubble after we destroyed the fuck out of them.

      Face it. America was and is the ONLY nation that would have or even could have helped you out and that's still the same situation. Not that we mind. We just get pissy when you turn around and shit in our face.

    13. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taxation is not government support?

      So paying the TV tax is voluntary?

      Sorry to disappoint, but that tax is
      backed by the might of the state. If you
      don't pay, you get nailed.

    14. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to agree - I used to find it a little annoying that I had to pay the TV tax for a couple of channels no matter whether I watched them or not. But recently I've worked out that the BBC channels are pretty good value for money.

      It works out that you pay just over 10 quid a month for the BBC, with zero adverts and mostly original programming. Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Plus, unless it's a mere coincidence, most of the satelite channels switch to adverts within seconds of each other, probably to stop channel switching, but I always flip to one of the BBC channels when the ads start for 5 minutes while they're on.

      If the beeb can make it pay with no ads, why can't the other satelite channels?

    15. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the hell? You're the same guy who was bragging about not watching any TV in a 5-rated comment in this same story. What's the deal?

    16. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      That would be forgetting Mother Russia, then.

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    17. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful with the typos. Describing something as Birttish in connection with the BBC has a very specific meaning - See John Birt former dg of the BBC, and the man responsible for gutting much of what made it special.

    18. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If the beeb can make it pay with no ads, why can't the other satelite channels?

      They can, the day the government forces all TV viewers to pay over £100/year to those channels even if they don't watch them.

    19. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by tomzyk · · Score: 1

      What the hell? You're the same guy who was bragging about not watching any TV in a 5-rated comment in this same story. What's the deal?

      When you're rootin for both teams, you're gonna win [karma] one way or the other.

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    20. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by alext · · Score: 1

      You might be right, but I read somewhere that Sky gets more revenue than the BBC having surpassed them about 3 years ago, though possibly before the last license fee increase.

      I admit I'm no expert - another weirdo with no TV!

    21. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      It works out that you pay just over 10 quid a month for the BBC, with zero adverts and mostly original programming. Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Yep, and you're forgetting all the other stuff they do as well. For instance, BBC Online (big enough to require peering agreements with major ISPs), all their live events for instance the Radio 1 One Big Sundays, their whole educational thing. They do a LOT of stuff, and a truckload more behind the scenes that we never see. For instance, they did some of the research for digital TV.

    22. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

      Contrast this with Sky which is almost 100% repeats, and 30% adverts (there's roughly 5 minutes of adverts every 10-12 minutes it seems) for the same price.

      Coupled with the fact that Sky charges me a subscription nearly equal to be BBC licence fee and forces ~22-24 mins of Adverts an Hour on me really pisses me off as well. If it was not for the sci-fi I would can my subscription.

      Then all the profits go to Rupert Murdock who refuses to pay his TAX bill, I really wish I had another choice, well I say roll on Content on Demand.

      unless it's a mere coincidence, most of the satelite channels switch to adverts within seconds of each other, probably to stop channel switching, but I always flip to one of the BBC channels when the ads start for 5 minutes while they're on.

      Noticed that as well, and I usually switch to BBC News 24.

    23. Re:Some Business Models Still Work by bbtom · · Score: 1

      I wasn't bragging about not watching TV. I said I chose not to watch TV. But, I'm also saying that if I were to watch TV, i would probably watch BBC. because it's the best thing out there. And it's good value for money.

      I do like their radio stations as well. Radio 2 has very good music on at times, and Radio 1 is occasionally good.

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  9. Great if you're socialist by wackybrit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I pay my TV license fee, I get BBC 1, BBC 2, BBC 3, BBC 4, CBBC, BBC News 24, BBC Parliament, six national radio stations and a nationwide chain of regional stations. Since none of them carry advertisements, I don't think they'll be much affected by ad-stripping technologies.

    Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist. Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

    I hope they get rid of TV licensing soon!

    1. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a Socialist in the UK you're in the minority. Damn it, if you're a socialist in the Labour government you're in the minority.

      TV licensing at least means we have a few channels that don't think
      this is a good idea.

    2. Re:Great if you're socialist by raygundan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most americans already pay far more than that for TV. This amounts to a little less than a $13/month increase to their cable bills, and despite the perpetual price hikes from the cable companies, people seem to be just paying the extra. I'm sure you'd find some takers.

      I would certainly pay $150 a year to can the commercials. I fail to see how this is socialism-- as I understand it, the British TV license is optional. Don't want to pay? Don't watch the BBC channels.

    3. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Actually its illegal to watch TV without a license. They even take your name and address now when you buy a TV or VCR.

    4. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist. Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

      Yeah, the dumb schmucks already pay $50+ per month for cable (i.e. over $600+ per year) in order *NOT* to pay a $150 TV tax.

      Do the math. For $600+ a year, screw the advertisers. They've already been paid.

    5. Re:Great if you're socialist by RallyNick · · Score: 1
      Paying $150 a year for being able to use a TV set without being continuously brainwashed? Any time!

      As for you -- I can see that they've successfully brainwashed you to the point of believing anyone who doesn't have their brains fucked is a socialist. Congrats!

    6. Re:Great if you're socialist by mcg1969 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Paying $150 a year for being able to use a TV set without being continuously brainwashed?

      But in fact the only difference is in who is controlling the brainwashing. So let's see: the British government, or Anheuser-Busch... who do I prefer... hmm... tough call

    7. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what's socialist about having to pay for television, having to register your name, license and address to even *buy* a television (we're not talking a gun here, afterall) and then paying a yearly fee to have the right to watch television on the television you just purchased and registered and being criminally prosecuted or even put in prison if you are found to be watching television without a license? Oh... except if you're an elderly person, then you will have your television license fee subsidized for you... yeah... no socialism there!

      And just look at the great quality programming they have on BBC! Why, Dr. Who is the epitomy of high quality special effects. And Men Behaving Badly, Are you Being Served and Waiting For God are just so entertaining! *yawn*....

    8. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dumb schmucks are paying for a service. Far different from paying a tax.

      Americans have this funny ideal... you know, wanting to control what happens to their money and paying people money to do things for them that they find valuable.. not giving the money over in taxes and various government fees for things they could just as well pay a private company (ie, other individuals) for...

      Something about wanting to do for themselves rather than having the government involved in every aspect of their lives and doing it for them... go figure!

    9. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it would be that fucking hard for the RIAA to put up a fucking per-unit-kickback and anual fee for all tv's?

    10. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

      Is this per house or per TV?

    11. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're at least five years out of date.

    12. Re:Great if you're socialist by Alioth · · Score: 2
      Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist. Most Americans, on the other hand, would not be so happy with a $150 per year TV tax.

      TV is not compulsory, you know.

      When I lived in Houston, broadcast TV reception was incredibly poor. To receive more than about two (commercial-filled) channels with nothing on you had to pay Time-Warner about $40 a month for the privilege - or almost $500 a year. That's over THREE TIMES as much as the TV license in the UK for a fraction of the quality.

      So - $150 for good quality TV that's worth watching, or roughly $500 a year for a bunch of crap? BBC tax or Time-Warner tax?

      I'd rather have the BBC tax than you very much.

    13. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Directer General of the BBC is a labour supporter.
      The BBC politcal editor is a labor supporter.
      Jeremy Paxman is a labor supporter.

      I fail to see socalism tool.

      I also fail to see the tax/fee being abolished while labor is in power.

    14. Re:Great if you're socialist by plumby · · Score: 2

      Apart fromt the fact that the BBC isn't (officially) controlled by the government. It is as independent of goverment interference as any other broadcaster.

    15. Re:Great if you're socialist by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1

      It is a question of choice.

      Do you want to get brainwashed by the government (british or any other), period, or do you want to choose between a Anheuser-Busch or Time-Warner brainwash? Heck, you're free to take both! It's the same choice you're making when you select your newspaper. And don't tell me newspapers aren't just as opiniated, politically as well as commercially, as broadcasters.

      The problem, in Denmark at least, is that there is no such thing as choosing to pay or not to pay the TV-tax. Only excuse is not owning a TV-set. No such option as hooking up a dish and sticking with foreign, commercial programming.

      The socialists wants everybody to watch government TV, that way they can control what the people see. Liberals and conservatives don't think that way..

      Fact: Socialdemocrat party in Denmark during the years 1985-1988 opposed the launching of an alternative, partly commercial station in Denmark, because they did not want the people to see commercials. They failed to realize that dishes were coming and soon most everybody would watch danish programming broadcasted from the UK. Ha! :-P

    16. Re:Great if you're socialist by dogfart · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and that's great if you're a socialist.

      Didn't the Iron Lady manage to make socialism impossible in the UK?

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    17. Re:Great if you're socialist by blowdart · · Score: 2
      Not true. If you can prove you don't watch BBC channels (for example you only have a DVD hooked up and no external attenna), you do not have to pay.

      The rules state "If you use or install television receiving equipment to [b]receive or record television programme services[/b] you are required by law to have a valid TV Licence." - emphasis added.

    18. Re:Great if you're socialist by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure that the CNN news crews are (officially) free to say anything that they want. Even if it is about AOL TIme Warner.. Just as MSNBC can say what they want about Microsoft..

    19. Re:Great if you're socialist by mikeplokta · · Score: 2

      It's not, technically, a tax. Money the government makes you pay to them is a tax. Money the government makes you pay to somebody else is not a tax. Or do you consider compulsory car insurance or employer's liability insurance to be taxes?

    20. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Money the government makes you pay to somebody else is not a tax."

      That's got to be the funniest thing i've heard all day...way to go...pffhhhtt

      "Or do you consider compulsory car insurance or employer's liability insurance to be taxes?"

      yeah...duh!

    21. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in america, we don't have little british queers dressed in policeman's regalia pointing their six inch antennas at our houses monitoring who is stealing television out of the air.

      Besides, I much prefer to watch The History Channel's war documentaries on cable in America, where we can witness first hand the tremendous ass-poundings the UK took in WW2.

    22. Re:Great if you're socialist by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      So - $150 for good quality TV that's worth watching, or roughly $500 a year for a bunch of crap? BBC tax or Time-Warner tax?

      I'd rather have the BBC tax than you very much.


      Ah, but consider that you have to pay the BBC tax even if you don't watch the BBC channels!

      I can get a basic Sky digital satellite TV for about US$15 per month, and I'd get about 20 channels in that. That's less than what the BBC charge me for the 'pleasure' of receiving their *TWO* terrestrial channels!

      The BBC is a ripoff, and it should be privatised and charge people for access, just like any other network.

    23. Re:Great if you're socialist by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the great advantages of having no ads is that there is no concept of ratings. With no advertisers you can concentrate on the providing quality content, as opposed to stuff that is meant to please the advertiser.

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    24. Re:Great if you're socialist by jbanana · · Score: 1

      You have to prove that you don't watch *any* broadcast TV, not only BBC. If you have a VCR, you have to have the tuner removed from it to avoid paying the licence.

    25. Re:Great if you're socialist by dvdeug · · Score: 3, Informative

      One of the great advantages of having no ads is that there is no concept of ratings. [...] you can concentrate on the providing quality content,

      You can provide content which will please the programmers. You will, however, have little indication of what pleases the public and honestly little reason to care. Stuff like that tends to carry fairly esoteric material, aimed to a narrow subset of the public (not nessecarily your subset!), instead of widely popular content.

    26. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your antenna must have sucked. An average rooftop antenna in Sharpstown pointed in the general direction of Missouri City picked up everything that mattered (NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, channels 20 and 39, etc) with no ghosting. This was over 10 years ago.

      This same rig would also pick up skip from Harlingen and other places in the valley when the weather was right. It wasn't even particularly well-installed, either.

    27. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So medicaire is not a tax? Money taken out of government revenue (taxes) paid to "other people" (wellfare) is not a tax?

      This is a tactic the american government loves recently. Instead of raising taxes, they raise the fees on EVERYTHING else. Park fees (the cost to get into a government park for camping, etc) has doubled, tripled or more in some places. The cost to register a vehical increases massively. The cost of registering/licensing an electric car is double the cost of a gas car. The cost of almost everything is growing... but "techincally" it isn't taxes.. so "no harm done"....

    28. Re:Great if you're socialist by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      And what great TV has come over the american airwaves recently? I haven't seen much, in fact I've taken to watching reruns of M*A*S*H, Bugs Bunny and Simpsons. Other than that, there isn't much good on TV here,ecept Who's Line Is It Anyways (oh but wait that's a british show).

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    29. Re:Great if you're socialist by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Per house. Oh, and if you've got a portable TV that runs off batteries, that's covered as well. And any video recorders, TV cards or other goodies.

      It's not a lot of money. You get 8 ad-free channels on digital TV, and 4 channels with ads. However, the ad breaks only last about 1 minute, and only happen every 15 minutes or so. Compare this with Sky 1, where the ads are about 2:30 every 10 minutes.

    30. Re:Great if you're socialist by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It's not, technically, a tax. Money the government makes you pay to them is a tax. Money the government makes you pay to somebody else is not a tax.

      Maybe I should check my facts more thoroughly, but the position as I understand it is this- the license fee is for right to own/use the equipment, not to receive BBC TV.
      The British government give the BBC some money. (Not) coincidentally, this is about equal to the license money collected- but legally, the government could allocate it to resurfacing the Houses of Parliament with Nutella instead. Or whatever.
      Of course, this is just the legalistic point of view- no-one except the most pedantic cretin would deny that the license fee funds the BBC- but I'll bet it's convenient for the government (got satellite TV, but can't receive the BBC? Tough! No refund).

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    31. Re:Great if you're socialist by DinZy · · Score: 0

      Have you seen what is widely popular? A bunch of crap if you ake me. I'd like to see this trash disappear and for more intelligent programming ot take its place.

    32. Re:Great if you're socialist by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I thought you were allowed to use those old school attennas to watch tv for free. Good ol' bunny ears how I miss the days of having my little cousin hold em up while I watched the simpsons. ;)

    33. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually the BBC license fee was created as a crony-capitalist protection measure, so that TV did not take advertising revenue from the newspapers.

      Granted that in 'libertopian capitalism' protectionist measures of this sort never never exist, just like libertopian capitalism itself. But in the real world the US today has heaps more protectionist measures of this sort than the UK has - the $190 billion farm bill, the steel tarifs and the trillions spent on military boondogles like Crusader, Start Wars, etc.

      The comercial driven US model of network television is entirely a creation of government. As Ithiel Pool noted in technologies of freedom the US government got control of TV by controlling access to the airwaves. The network TV model suits politicians because it allows them direct access to their constituents in TV adverts. Individual politicians don't have campaign ads in most countries for a simple reason, the TV systems are national, the coverage areas are too large to be used for an individual politician's campaign.

      Fortunately the network model is already collapsing under pressure from satelite and cable. Cable TV in theory offers the possibility of targetted local ads but in practice this only works well on the older analog systes with a small number of channels. When we had AT&T cable the 45 theoretical channels became 8 in practice once you eliminated the home shopping channels, religious channels run by child molesters, Fox NAZI news etc. So a politician could still get an audience with a buy on a small number of channels. With 100 odd channels that gets harder.

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    34. Re:Great if you're socialist by Observer2001 · · Score: 1
      >"Actually the BBC license fee was created as a crony-capitalist protection measure, so that TV did not take advertising revenue from the newspapers."

      Actually, this statement is incorrect. The BBC sold more than one million licenses before its first radio broadcast on 14 November 1922. Its first television broadcast wasn't until 2 November 1936, when there were only a few thousand television receivers. Obviously, the BBC license fee was not created to protect newspaper advertising revenues from TV.

      In fact, I would be very interested in seeing any credible evidence that the BBC license fee was instituted as a "crony capitalism protection measure" to shield newspapers from radio.

    35. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, as with Discovery, may are co-produced with the BBC.

    36. Re:Great if you're socialist by reallocate · · Score: 2

      Bugger off. Taxes do not equal socialism. UK programming is better, on average, than programming in the States. As is any TV that doesn't depend on advertising revenue.

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    37. Re:Great if you're socialist by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      It's also great because (current strategies aside) they don't have to pander to ratings figures, but can afford to be that little bit more experimental with their programming.

      I'm no great fan of socialism, but I still hold that it would be a sad day indeed if they disposed of the BBC's state funding.

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    38. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You almost made sense until you blew your creds talking about so-called "Nazis". Here's hoping one day some real Nazis return the compliment.

    39. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of government propaganda, you get Quasi-NGO propaganda. In reality, this is worse, since the QuaNGO is in fact an unelected, unrepresentative de facto branch of government, which you can not vote out of office. I think I would prefer an actual government run TV network; at least that would give one an extra incentive to voting the bastards out of office.

    40. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, this statement is incorrect. The BBC sold more than one million licenses before its first radio broadcast [bbc.co.uk] on 14 November 1922. Its first television broadcast [bbc.co.uk] wasn't until 2 November 1936, when there were only a few thousand television receivers. Obviously, the BBC license fee was not created to protect newspaper advertising revenues from TV.

      That is where you are wrong. The BBC was from the very start conceived as a television and radio broadcasting company. Considerable sums were spent on research into television and a substantial amount of the technology used in modern TV was developed by the BBC.

      The BBC was formed as a corporation in 1922 and received its royal charter in 1927. The first television signals were broadcast in 1936. The Hansard records of the House of Commons debates demonstrate that the potential of television was fully understood.

      It does not take a great leap of imagination to realize the potential of combining the movies and radio. The newspaper barons understood correctly that TV would threaten both their power and their revenues.

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    41. Re:Great if you're socialist by efuseekay · · Score: 1

      >The BBC was from the very start conceived as a television and radio broadcasting company.

      Pardon my ignorance, but how can the BBC be conceived a TV broadcasting when
      television was not invented (patented) till 1927.
      >The BBC was formed as a corporation in 1922 and received its royal charter in 1927. The first televisionsignals were broadcast in 1936. The Hansard records of the House of Commons debates demonstrate thatthe potential of television was fully understood.

      Can you provide the link or references to the date of the Hansard records for such debates?

      It does not take a great leap of imagination to realize the potential of combining the movies and radio.

      Please elaborate on the point of the statement with regards to protecting the newspaper barons from TV.

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    42. Re:Great if you're socialist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Pardon my ignorance, but how can the BBC be conceived a TV broadcasting when television was not invented [ideafinder.com] (patented) till 1927.

      In those days you had to actually invent something before you were granted a patent. So the patent came after the research and inventing was done rather than after which is the more common model today. Also it was not possible to patent mere notions such as 'broadcast of moving pictures', you had to actually build the thing and demonstrate that it worked.

      Copies of Hansard from the 1920s are not online. However it is not exactly an obscure publication, pretty much every university library in the UK has a set.

      Or you could just read a biography of Reith.

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    43. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this will maybe sound stupid, but here it goes... as i understand reading from the posts, there is some kind of fee for the tv, collected by presumably the government, to protect ancient paper print technology (newspapers) from the new technology (tv), how does this apply to ancient models (RIAA/MPAA) on the american media? we might end up paying a state mp3 use tax for the old models to keep alive, wheter you use mp3s or not.
      do ya catch my drift?

    44. Re:Great if you're socialist by Issue9mm · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of good shows on American TV lately. Alias is one of the most intriguing crime-drama-esque shows I've ever seen, and while Buffy's last season was slumpish, it's still good enough to qualify as "quality programming" (depending on tastes). Angel (the Buffy spinoff), in my opinion has surpassed Buffy as of last season, making it officially good, and there are plenty of other exceptional shows out there too. Gilmore Girls (admittedly a chick-oriented show), Junkyard Wars (the American one too), Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent (better than the original, IMHO), ER, etc., are all exceptional programs, and extremely well-done, whether you like them or not.

      Granted, there may be more crap than quality, but that isn't sufficient to dismiss all the programming as crap.

      -9mm-

    45. Re:Great if you're socialist by Chuq · · Score: 1

      The Young Ones
      Fawlty Towers
      Red Dwarf
      Black Adder
      Bottom

      Just off the top of my head.. they're all classics.. some over 20 years old but they are still better than crap like Friends.

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    46. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      oh, I dunno... The BBC's often highly critical of HM Govt.

    47. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and do you think if it were privatised then TV license would disappear? Really?

      Not a chance. It would remain and fund something else.

      And the BBC's programming quality would drop dramatically, and the monthly charage would be far higher. But I guess the rest of us should pay more so you can "save" money and what the crap that is on Sky's channels...

      Oh, and two channels? The BBC offers a lot more than two channels, not to mention radio.

    48. Re:Great if you're socialist by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I lived in an apartment (ground floor) so there was no option for an exterior antenna. I tried one of those active ones too and it didn't really help much.

    49. Re:Great if you're socialist by Isle · · Score: 1

      Individual politicians don't have campaign ads in most countries for a simple reason, the TV systems are national, the coverage areas are too large to be used for an individual politician's campaign.

      That and the fact that it is illegal most places. The only places where I have heard of political TV ads are the US, Iraque and North Korea, all run the by oppresive dictators...

      Ehm. I guess that was a cheap shot. sorry

    50. Re:Great if you're socialist by csteinle · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the socialism in the current Labour Party.

    51. Re:Great if you're socialist by csteinle · · Score: 1

      If you have a VCR, you have to have the tuner removed from it to avoid paying the licence.

      As I understand it, simply ensuring that the tuner is tuned away from any broadcasting channels is enough.

    52. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More recently, and also off the top of my head, in the UK we've had:

      Father Ted
      Spaced
      Black Books
      Teachers
      The Book Group
      The Forsyte Saga (with A&E co-prod money)
      Conspiracy (also A&E co-prod I think)

      Interestingly the new chief of Channel 4 went on the record last week:

      (http://media.guardian.co.uk/edinburghtvfestival /s tory/0,7523,779827,00.html)

      criticising UK TV for being safe, dull and predictable in comparison with the vibrant, edgy stuff we've been getting from the US over the last few years.

      Clearly there's an element of 'grass is greener' in this and of course neither side of the pond sees the large quantities of bad (or even mediocre) programmes that get made by the other. Still I don't think its an accident that most of the high quality US stuff that he was pointing to came from the cable channels - the only recent 'event' show from the US networks has been '24' I think.

      Luke

    53. Re:Great if you're socialist by hplasm · · Score: 1

      The license fee is for the receiving equipment. If it works, you pay. It don't matter if it's not tuned in, or if you only have S4C (Welsh language ), you pay.

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    54. Re:Great if you're socialist by csteinle · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. From http://www.jifvik.org/tv/ -

      I had this reply stating that I did not need a licence as long as the equipment was not used for receiving broadcasts. I wrote back asking them to confirm how I could prove that I was in the clear if a Licensing Inspector were to call. They sent me this reply stating that de-tuning the equipment is sufficient.

    55. Re:Great if you're socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and not to mention the website (news.bbc.co.uk). Besides, "tax" is something everyone has to pay. "BBC-tax" is voluntary.

    56. Re:Great if you're socialist by hplasm · · Score: 1
      However, further down the same article it also states...

      any equipment, such as a TV set or TV-enabled computer, which is capable of receiving broadcast television programmes (and it is ever used for that purpose), you'll need a TV licence.

      I wouldn't like to try and fight it in a court...

      Magistrate- "Eh? Television? Poppycock! Pure scientifictional! Humbug and Blast to that Jules Vernon chappy!! Ruddy foreigner! Etc, etc, mumble......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ....Eh! What what!! Fine seven shillings and sixpence! Next!! ...ZZZZZZZZZ"

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    57. Re:Great if you're socialist by csteinle · · Score: 1

      True, but if you have a signed letter from the TV licensing authority saying you don't need a licence, your pretty much covered.

  10. Here's a Solution by NedatEU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever watch Soccer on TV.. they have no commericals, just sponsered commerical free times that has their logo at the top of the screen next to the score.. why havn't ad companies thought of doing that for tv shows.. just have the logo of the sponsered commerical free time at the bottom corner somewhere and like before the show starts advertise that this show was brought to you commercial free by BLAH BLAH BLAH... and have the whole ad there where they say like "Obey your thrist, drink spite" and have the sprite logo in a corner thru out the entire epsiode of the show.. if it works for Soccer I don't see why it wouldn't work for other programs.. or atleast other sports..

    1. Re:Here's a Solution by Sancho · · Score: 2

      People would probably hate this as it takes up space that could be used for the show. As it is, I refuse to watch stations with huge and sometimes loud station logos in the corner of the screen. Not too long ago I watched E! for a story on a movie I was interested in (I don't remember what the movie was) and every 3-5 minutes a loud smacking sound could be heard and the Anna Nicole logo at the bottom of the screen would kiss the screen. The logo itself took up about 1/9th of the screen, and the added sound effects were too much. I turned it off, and haven't watched E! since.

    2. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard THIS is the reason why Soccer (football) is not very popular here in USA. I can imagine the World Cup games must be VERY expensive to run, because of no opportunity for commercial breaks.

      Although they DO have soccer on TV, but you would be hard pressed to find any air'ed in the mainstream like ABC, CBS or other non-cable broadcast stations.

    3. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how the news stations (especially CNN) take up *more* than 50% of the screen for random stuff that usually has nothing to do with anything you care about. Weather 10,000 miles away. The sales ranking of harry potter merchandise. "Fun facts", etc.. The last few times I ran past CNN, 75% of the screen was taken up with these graphics and scrolls, with only a small spot for the news anchors face to be seen. Kind of irritating considering I have a 65" television and I could barely tell the sex of the news anchor because it was reduced so much in real estate.

    4. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it has been done and it was one of the first advertising models. I've seen clips of '50s (?) local news casts which would have the talking head behind a table top podium which would have "BAYER" or some other name written on it.

      Not terribly different from sports figured who wear hats with their sponsor's names on them

    5. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that the soccer league would consider making a few breaks in the game to accommodate television viewing. Soccer may be popular in the rest of the world, but if it were formatted for american television viewing (ie, put ads in a few places) it could become massive and unlike anything soccer currently has experienced.

      You see what happens when foreign bands, movies, artists, etc make it big in america. It absolutely shatters every "record" for that thing. Same woudl happen here... I have watched a couple soccer games on television and I *love* it.. and I don't even like sports... (I can't stand watching bball, basketball, football, etc).

    6. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or soccer is just a shitty, girly-man sport that nobody in the US cares about.

    7. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you. I cancelled my season pass to Junkyard Wars since those idiots at TLC would run these graphics accompanied with a VERY LOUD *crash* at the same time. It actually knocked out the dialogue from the program itself.

      Meanwhile, I've also removed TNN from "channels you receive" to keep it from even THINKING of recording something from the channel with the persistent idiot bar.

      Some people I know say "oh, the bar isn't that bad". They're obviously too dense to realize that they're using it as a phase-in for a time when it will convey ads and other even more annoying material.

    8. Re:Here's a Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's not the solution. The real solution is simply to produce ads that people DON'T WANT to skip. Extreme example: Put naked women into ads and most of the male audience won't skip them.
      I've also heard that some people watch the Superbowl only for the great commercials. Commercials have to become quality content. Therein lies the real solution.

  11. Video On Demand by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Informative

    The magical "any day now" video on demand is here. On ATT Broadband in Atlanta I now have a certain selection of movies that are on VOD. It is $2.99 for an older movie and $3.99 for a newer one I believe. The coolest thing is that you can fast forward, rewind, pause, and stop and save for viewing later.

    I believe TV shows can fall under the same model. Maybe the first show (the pilot) is free and each show afterwards is some cost. The cable companies can of course run package deals and such (50 shows a month for X dollars) and the cost may be pretty low if many people watch.

    Interestingly, this model bypasses both TiVo's and commercial television's revenue models.

    Brian Ellenberger

    1. Re:Video On Demand by Kraft · · Score: 2

      Maybe the first show (the pilot) is free and each show afterwards is some cost.

      Or the first 10 mins are free and then the scrambler sets in, if you don't insert coin.

      For those of us who don't have PVRs, something occured to me. If I'm really into a show, I may want to pay for the commercials not to come up. Interrupt the show with a "Do you want to pay $0,01 now or endure these commercials"-message.

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    2. Re:Video On Demand by dknj · · Score: 1

      The first show they air on tv is not the pilot. The pilot episode generally never gets aired

    3. Re:Video On Demand by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the first show, or even the first few tend to suck. It takes a little while for the characters to develop, and to mellow out a little. I recently saw a rerun of the first episode of Friends. It was incredibly lame. All of the characters were like charicatures of themselves. It was so trite and, well, just lame. Now it is one of the most anticipated shows on TV.

      "The first one is free" only works only if the first one is very compelling or addictive.

      Maybe Cartman's "You can't watch" strategy?

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    4. Re:Video On Demand by scotch · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      The only thing you got wrong is thinking "Friends" ever got any better. One of the most unoriginal, trite, predictable shows ever to make it so big.

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    5. Re:Video On Demand by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What they need is a gigantic digital library of every TV show and movie ever made, with new shows and movies added when they become available, with a charge of 50 cents per hour of programming downloaded from the library. With so much programming available for a reasonable price, no one would ever bother to record or 'pirate' anything, and you could watch what you want when you want. It would need a powerful search/navigation system.

    6. Re:Video On Demand by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1
      "The first one is free" only works only if the first one is very compelling or addictive.
      And this is bad how?
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    7. Re:Video On Demand by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Heh... glad to see I'm not the only person with that opinion!! But I'd say the same about most sitcoms, not to mention a broad swath of other genres' offerings.

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    8. Re:Video On Demand by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that... people would now pirate more than ever since they can just pay the 50 cents for their hour and record what they actually want to watch over and over again... I certainly wouldn't pay every time I want to watch a rerun of a good episode of Star Trek that I have recorded.

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    9. Re:Video On Demand by Scott+Baio · · Score: 0
      This would suit me fine.

      If enough people watched "Happy Days," "Joanie Loves Chachi," and "Charles in Charge," I might make enough in royalties to get cable for myself.

    10. Re:Video On Demand by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      With DirecTV and TiVo (aka DTiVo), I get this sort of service for $.40/day, but only on the days I choose to watch a movie.

      Basically, you can turn on HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc. for a day, and you're only charged the pro-rated cost ($12 / 30 days = $.40). If I want to watch a movie on any one of them, I hit their website, turn on that package (typically in the morning before I leave for work) and have TiVo record all the decent movies on that premium channels half dozen channels that will be on that day (typically not more than 1 other movie is worth seeing, tho), and then turn off the package at the end of the day before I head to bed. Net charge, $.40.

      How to bring that to the masses? Let me do that with my remote (but since I have an Audrey right next to my couch, it's not that hard to turn on an extra package). Plus, turn it off automatically at the end of the day for me.

      I'd never pay $80+/month for all premium channels, but I would pay $.40 on the days I want to see a movie on one of them.

    11. Re:Video On Demand by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that... people would now pirate more than ever since they can just pay the 50 cents for their hour and record what they actually want to watch over and over again... I certainly wouldn't pay every time I want to watch a rerun of a good episode of Star Trek that I have recorded.

      That wouldn't be considered piracy since it's legal to record shows off the air for your own private use now. But, for 50 cents, is it really worth the bother of storing it yourself?

    12. Re:Video On Demand by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      Its not bad. I'm just saying that with most of the shows on TV today, it wouldn't be a viable business model, since no one would sign up for the second week.

      I mean, sure you could claim that this would drive producers to make better programming, but i'm skeptical.

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    13. Re:Video On Demand by Anonymous+QWord · · Score: 1

      On ATT Broadband in Atlanta I now have a certain selection of movies that are on VOD. It is $2.99 for an older movie and $3.99 for a newer one I believe. The coolest thing is that you can fast forward, rewind, pause, and stop and save for viewing later.

      And where I live, there are a bunch of "video rental" stores which have a certain selection of movies on VHS tapes (and probably DVD nowadays). It is 66 cents for an older movie and $2.30 for a newer one I believe*. The coolest thing is that you can fast forward, rewind, pause, and stop it, and rent it when think you might want to view it.

      * Roughly converting to USD, and I'm guessing a bit at the price since I haven't rented any tapes (or otherwise watched movies) for a few years now.

    14. Re:Video On Demand by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 1

      I right now have a fairly large collection of TV shows that I have downloaded and burned onto CD. 90% of them I watched when they were on the airwaves and downloaded them simply because its a *much* more convient way of being able to find the show I want to watch. Considering how its supposed to be a "creative" industry they're methods of dealing with the problems are not very creative. I am willing to watch a show the first time through with commercials and then have it recorded for future viewing without the advertisements. If you look at this its really close to the system in place right now for those who do not have a TiVO box, the problem comes when the industry is trying to take away any appeal to the viewers.

    15. Re:Video On Demand by Nonsanity · · Score: 1
      The companies that create the content that would be "aired" with video on demand will resist this model. They make a HUGE amount of money from sales of videotape and DVDs. (Mostly DVDs these days.) They earn far more this way than they would make with their cut of a per-hour or per-program fee.

      Yes, this model could be adjusted to LET them make as much or more from this new method of delivery, but it would be such an upset to the established system that the resistance would be paralyzing. (Just think what it would do to companies like Blockbuster and Best Buy.)

      There is also the psychological aspect of paying as you watch. It is simple to flop down in front of the tube these days and idly watch what's on, but when you know you'll be charged for it (whether you ENJOY it or not) will make viewers think twice before tuning in. It would cause a drastic reduction in the amount of television watched. This is not a bad thing - to us - but anyone who stands to make money off the viewing public would not want to alienate people from the medium.

      Of course, all this is moot if one takes a more rational view. Video On Demand need only take the place (and expand on) the Pay-Per-View system already in place. When mixed with monthly fees for cable channels, it WILL work. It already is.

      Perhaps the technology that allows a customer-direct link that Video On Demand requires will allow cable channels to provide regional programming. Just think, CNN-Local... Customized to your zip code.

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    16. Re:Video On Demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying a small fee per show (or per n number of shows) to watch without commercials be nice for the viewer. It would also be a much better indicator of a show's popularity than the Neilson ratings.

    17. Re:Video On Demand by Montag2k · · Score: 1

      Back home in Syracuse, NY I saw a billboard for HBO "Video On Demand" service coming out soon on Time Warner Digital Cable. Apparently this would mean that you could watch HBO's library or original shows and the movies that they are showing right now. I couldn't tell if you had to pay per show or if you just got the service with your HBO subscription. Either way, HBO is the perfect company to try this out, since they are already subscription based and would not be losing anything.

      -Montag

    18. Re:Video On Demand by mosch · · Score: 2
      congratulations on redefining the term 'cheap bastard'

      you'll probably whine and complain that you don't know why directv disconnected you when they realize that you're actually doing that. if you want the movie channels, pay for them, you cheap-ass motherfucker.

      at the very least, i'd suggest that they should update the DirecTiVo code such that when you unsubscribe to a channel, that all programming from that channel gets deleted.

    19. Re:Video On Demand by gleffler · · Score: 1

      Why not also make it so that you have to pay for gas every day whether you drive your car or not? What? That's not fair? Well, that's what your advocating and that's what the premium channels use now - you're charged whether you watch the programming or not. I don't think the OP is cheap - merely ingenious.

      /gleffler

    20. Re:Video On Demand by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

      That wouldn't be considered piracy since it's legal to record shows off the air for your own private use now. But, for 50 cents, is it really worth the bother of storing it yourself?

      Especially when you think of the media cost and shelf space, it hardly seems worth the bother. I've already use this VOD service and have stopped worring about recording Movies. I just hire them for 2-3UKP when I want to watch them.

      There is also another advantage for geeks using Content on Demand services, I seem to have more free time, from being able to beter organise me time. I not wasting time waiting for something to come on, or filling a gap between two programmes.

  12. only one option by sexykitty · · Score: 1


    Ad placement is really the only option. What's the point of commercial skip if we end up sitting through unskippable 30 second spots?

    If it went to a pay per show type system, people would end up watching a whole lot less TV. Think about it. How many shows do you watch just because they're on?

    Less viewership means fewer eyeballs. I think THAT'S what they're really afraid of.

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  13. Cut out the middlemen... by Ooblek · · Score: 2
    Cut out the local cable companies, which already charge around $40.00 a month or more for access to the TV. I can't think of anything else I pay for directly that also forces me to watch their adverts. (Don't count the net, because there is plenty to do that is free and doesn't require ads, not to mention blocking software.)

    If each channel encrypted their signal and got a licensing fee from each local provider based on each subscriber the had enabled to receive their signals, then they would be making money. The real problem about this way of making money is that it would actually give the networks a concrete metric of how many people are actually using their service. The high-paid news anchors, Nielson, and high residuals to voice and screen actors would go away. There are a lot of side-industries that don't want to see this happen.

    Now that we are in the "information age," it is possible that the interests of the general public have changed. I personally don't find a lot of stuff on TV very interesting, so I don't have cable. This may be because of the increased amount and length of ads, or the lack of content networks can air now. (Yeah, we can't offend these religious idiots, so we have to make everyone else suffer.)

    Maybe TV won't be around that much longer. Who knows.

  14. Don't panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is basically FUD from the advertisers and TV networks who see their bottom line suffering 'cause someone's figured out their little scam. Exactly the same as the RIAA breaking their little hearts over all the poor disadvantaged artistes.

    Hollywood was against the VCR when it first appeared. Then they discovered they could make huge profits selling the films they released over the past fifty-odd years on tape. Business models change and they find new ways of shafting consumers.

    Don't panic. Buffy'll be back - she's survived death, she'll survive Tivo.

  15. Digital Dillema by Airon · · Score: 1
    Everything's copyable at some point.

    A different business model is shure to creep up, should ads realy get the stake.

    So what would the face of culture look like ?

    We'd be swapping content ? Would it be freely available ? Would we have to pay for everything, because some Orwellian boneheads got their way ?

    It isn't unlikely that P2P would be big and that product placement would take off in popular shows. Live streams via the net is another possibility, with analogue recordings to digital VCRs at the very least.

    So I'd say the playing field will just move elsewhere and so will the ads. Watch shows when you want, how you want, as often as you want, but see lots of product placement. Perhaps TVs will be only up for rent :).

    Tony

  16. on another note.... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    it's nice to see the IBM ad on the page about this topic...

    Slashdot! When you need a nice shot of DB2 in the morning!

  17. pay for the channels by stipe42 · · Score: 1

    I get 75 channels, of which I pay a monthly fee to get about 60 of them. Gee let me think, what business model would those other fifteen channels have to adopt if commercial revenue disappeared? Could it possibly be that I would have to pay a monthly fee to get them? Am I the only one who thinks that the question in this post was answered oh about twenty years ago?
    stipe42

    1. Re:pay for the channels by gerardrj · · Score: 2

      You can not be charged to recieve broadcasts that use the publicly owned airwaves. Broadcasters that use over-the-air transmission must prove (laughably) that they perfom a public good or they can loose the use of the channel. Remember... these broadcasters don't pay any significant fee to use these frequencies. Certainly they don't pay even 1% of the revenue they generate using them.

      That said, I recall a company called "Whimetco" or something like that. They used a descrambler to recieve pay content transmitted over a UHF channel. Don't know how that ended, but I suspect it was due to the "free public airwaves" issue.

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    2. Re:pay for the channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this business model:

      Given:
      1) If the commercials stopped tomorrow, what business models can you come up with that would keep TV content flowing to your PVR?'"
      2) This assumes PVRs are prolific.
      3) Somehow it skipped the stage of broadcast television recognizing their proliferation and the threat to their business model.

      Possible solutions:
      1) What could happen is broadcast stations may sell the PVR companies commercial schedules at a fee. Including restrictive licensing terms could help reduce unauthorized distribution.
      2) Commercials have already started appearing at the bottom corner of the screen, even on cable-only channels. This thwarts the skip idea (unless you skip the show).
      3) The PVR industry may start subsidizing broadcast stations to keep the content flowing. If commercial-driven broadcast television disappears, then the advantages of PVR over VCR+ (cheaper) are reduced.
      4) Each network may start having "membership" drives, like PBS currently does in the USA.
      5) The PVR industry may form an alliance with broadcast TV, much like MPAA does among competing media firms. Such an alliance would acty in collusion to make everything more profitable and of less quality for the consumer.

  18. Last time I checked by redog · · Score: 1

    I had to pay for tv.
    Oh and last time I thought Id watch it there was an infomercial on.
    So I pay the station that is being paied by advertisers wow looks like being the middle man could be nice.

    1. Re:Last time I checked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even more ironic is that one of the cable channels that you are forced to PAY for is a 24x7 infomercial channel (as opposed to the other 300 channels on cable which are simply 12x7 infomercial stations).

  19. No more TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Television is an outdated medium anyways. I don't have television and live fine without a 150 channels to flip through. You can get almost any show you want off the internet, why couldn't you embed ads (not going overboard) or sponsors for television shows?
    Actually it would be much nicer just to be able to stream a show for a subscription. It would be easy to pay with the money saved from *not* buying all the useless things usually in commercials.

  20. VCRs have been doing this for years by deanj · · Score: 1

    The PVR just made this a little easier than what VCRs, and VCRs have been doing this for YEARS. Here we have a technology that's barely got 1% of the overall market, and people are screaming and yelling like it's the end of the world. Where are these same people when it comes to VCRs?

    1. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simple, vcrs aren't digital therefore slashdot considers it to be a moot point. i wish i could find a better tech news site

    2. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Sancho · · Score: 2

      Which people are you referring to? The studios who want to outlaw commercial skip? If so, you're missing/neglecting a vital piece of copyright history. Sony sold Betamax VCRs. Disney and MCA sued Sony for copyright infringement. Sony won, establishing that time-shifting was legal. Here are the important points from that article:


      Universal City Studios and Disney felt that the introduction of VTR's (VCR's) were infringing on copyright laws by allowing consumers to record copyrighted material off the television, and allowing new companies to rent out copyrighted material. The plaintiffs (Universal City Studios and Disney Productions) had to prove that the alleged infringements caused economic harm to their industry, or would in the future. The plaintiffs felt that by allowing consumers to record television shows it would cause the royalty prices on re-runs to fall drastically. The court felt that taping off air for entertainment or "time shifting" (recording a program in the present to view at a later date, shifting time) constituted as FAIR USE. Plaintiffs also argued that allowing rental use of video cassettes would cause box office prices to fall. The court allowed this practice to stand on the basis of the First Sale Doctrine of the 1976 Copyright Act, which states: the first purchaser of a copyrighted work (a film on video cassette) could use it in any way the purchaser saw fit as long as copyright was not violated by illegal duplication. (ibid.) In other words you are allowed to rent out the original copy that you bought from the studio, but cannot make copies of the original to rent out. It is rumored that another reason Universal City Studios brought the suit against Sony was because Universal sought to prevent Betamax from capturing a significant part of the home video market before Universals' parent company, MCA, could introduce it's DiscoVision Laserdisc system that was scheduled for release in 1977. The decision handed down in October 1979, by the U.S. District Court ruled in favor of Sony. They court felt that set manufacturers could profit from the sale of VCR's, and that the plaintiffs did not prove that any of the above practices constituted economic harm to the motion picture industry.


      In other words, people /were/ yelling and screaming, and they were struck down. Now, however, we live in a digital world, and the people doing the suing have a lot more money, and we're going through the same sort of thing. It's looking like the battleground is congress this time, rather than the courts. Time-shifting is considered Fair Use, however the television studios and MPAA are trying to stop that.

    3. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by deanj · · Score: 1

      Yes, and this is exactly my point. They lost before, they'll lose on this again.

    4. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Sancho · · Score: 2

      Except that they're using Congress instead of the courts. Congress is much more easily bought.

    5. Re:VCRs have been doing this for years by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Until 250 million VCR users march on DC with torches & picthforks!

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  21. unconscious advertising by Quazi · · Score: 1

    Charge us for it (cable TV, premium channels), and/or have the characters use specific products in the dialogue. Besides, whenever I see a character using a 'real' product (drinking a "Pepsi" rather than a "generic made for TV cola") it makes the show seem more believable. Rewrite the dialogue so the characters will actually mention the products they use -- unconscious advertising!

    1. Re:unconscious advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have to disagree. Maybe I'm the oddball... but when I see a character drinking a can of coke, it instantly dispels the story for me and I realize I'm just watching a commercial.

      Of course, it can be fun: Trying to guess how much the product placement cost

  22. Survivor Anyone? by Tranvisor · · Score: 2

    Product Placement is already huge. Anybody remember when the kiddies on survivor who were f'in starving did this big challenge and won wonderfully nutrious Mountain Dew and Doritos?

    As for commercials, I don't see them going anywhere soon. When TV goes digital, there will prolly be a new encryption or something or other that makes them unskippable to the general public. The general public, having never bought a TiVo in the first place won't notice any changes and it will return to buisness as usual.

    1. Re:Survivor Anyone? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      When TV goes digital, there will prolly be a new encryption or something or other that makes them unskippable to the general public

      Call me a philistine but if it is a choice between high definition and my PVR I will keep my PVR. I would much rather watch commercial free TV than high definition TV with commercials.

      I pay $55 a month for my satelite TV, which is already digital so the only thing HDTV would give me is slightly higher resolution.

      The only content for which High Definition is relevant is the type of content I would watch on DVD or HBO anyway. I really don't care if CNN or CNBC is high definition, I pretty much only listen anyway. And even for BBC America digital is irrelevant because much of the good stuff was done 20 odd years ago.

      Fact is that HDTV has been plugged for ten years now and has minimal presence. You can't buy a real HDTV in most stores and the HDTV 'ready' TVs are often just a standard analog TV with a different aspect ratio. PVRs on the other hand have been around for only a few years and are already ubiquitous.

      The way I look at it, people will always opt for a major functional improvement over a minor aesthetic improvement. People didn't move to CD because the sound was better, they really moved because vinyl records were bulky, scratched easily and could not be played in a car.

      general public, having never bought a TiVo in the first place won't notice any changes and it will return to buisness as usual.

      The general public is not the early adopter market for technology. And the fact is that analog TV is going to be with us for at least another 20 years, regardless of what fantasies Congress concocts for their budget forecasts (selling off the analog bandwidth in 2006 is planned to partially offset Bush's tax cut for the mega mega rich). OK so I have bought 3 TVs over the past 6 years, an average of one TV every two years, but that is not because I only expect my TV to last 2 years, it is because I have a large house and I want to be able to watch TV in several rooms. I expect my Vega to have at least 10 years of useful life, Congress or no Congress.

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  23. How About PBS an such by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    They have to produce quality television, or people dont support them. Maybe public broadcasting's business model needs to be looked into.

    Or some other plan - pay $5 or something a month for a cable service and then subscribe to the channels that you want at flat, low monthly fees. Of course, channels would then have to respond to consumer requests because they are now reliable on comsumer mmoney.

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    1. Re:How About PBS an such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha.. you're very funny.

      PBS doesn't have to produce quality television. And they don't produce quality television. And they don't actually rely as much on public contributions as people think they do. PBS is supported by TAX PAYERS. Indeed, that's a very stupid thing. In a world with 500 stations, we don't really need to subsidize one. I'm ashamed that we do publically fund a telvision station and that it sucks so badly.

      Most of their programming is pledge drives and re-runs of adult education classes from 1970 with a few liberal rantings here and there. The last time I caught a few minutes of PBS, they had some "dykes" on it talking about how much they love pussy and had sworn off dick.

      I'm not a prude, but I was fairly upset that when I PAY for private television (ie, comedy central or sci-fi) words like "bastard" and "god" are edited out, but on public television on such a "highly esteemed channel", I was hearing a bunch of carpet munchers swearing like sailors... considering these stations are usually also host to things like seseme street, I would think there would be some legislation barring this more adult content. Do you really want your four year old going from watchint the Count counting the number of bats in a castle one minute to watching a bunch of lesbians talk about pussy the next?

    2. Re:How About PBS an such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PBS gets 75% of its $s from corporate sponsors - Without ArcherDanielsMidland as supermarket to the world, nutrition itself would be impossible.
      Ditto IBM and all the other multinationals.

      About 28% is given by the feds and state govts, and a lousy 2% is from viewer support. The average PBS station has less than 500 donors. So why all those annoying telethons?

  24. yeah..... by CakerX · · Score: 1

    and this is a bad thing why??? we have been bombbarded with excessive commericals recently, for example, Star Trek, the original TV series was a half hour show orginally, now when they show reruns, its a full hour, why??? half and hour of comericals have been added in the begining.

    1. Re:yeah..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, its worse than that. The total runtimes of the original Star Trek episodes were approximately 52 minutes without commercials. Last time I checked (several years ago), once the commercials are edited from a Star Trek TOS episode as it is typically broadcast these days, the total run time is approximately 45 minutes. This means that approximately 7 minutes of each episode are cut to provide more airtime for commercials. The only way to see a complete original series episode is to either buy or rent a video of the episode or hope that the Sci-Fi Channel rebroadcasts the series in the format that they did several years ago, when Shatner and Nimoy introduced the episodes and the allocated time slot was greater than an hour.

  25. There are some things that are allready being done by Ted_Green · · Score: 1


    As viewers we have no contract nor obligation to watch what broadcasters send out. They already (despite some rather inane quotes from a few) know this.
    So any method that they use to show ads, is going to be in such a way that it's more trouble than it's worth to circumvent them.

    For instance:

    There's the having an ad spot within the actual show itself,

    Rachel: "Oh no! Ross I'm pregnat!"
    Chandler: "You should have used a Trojan."

    There's placing advertisments in the lower right hand side of the screen. (Picture in picture sort of thing)

    There's also things that PVRs do themselves (which I'm sure broadcasters will try to make use of) For instance, when you pause your ReplayTV it will ocasionaly bring up an advertisment for the Rio mp3 player.
    Needless to say, that's a brief look of what's to come.

    Ultimatly though, any method that trys to use "user interaction". Like you picking out what ads you're going to watch, or what not, will *never* work.

  26. BBC has no commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and it pretty much sucks. When you think about what the television situation in England is like, don't think "Masterpiece Theatre" or "Monty Python". Think about government-supported, badly-written, badly-acted, melodrama. BBC news is pretty good, though.

    The private channels (e.g., Channel 4) are even worse. Think Fox.

    1. Re:BBC has no commercials... by beeboy0001 · · Score: 1

      wtf are you talking about? The BBC has produced some fantastic programming over the years. Maybe you've been choosing to wathc the wrong shows? You seem to imply that there is no good televison in the UK. There seems to me to be a fairly good mix and largley because we have a non-comercial station which dosn't have to rely on pulling in viewers for advertising purposes. Perhaps you just don't like television?

    2. Re:BBC has no commercials... by netean · · Score: 1

      there is some good TV programmes on the BBC (and the UK in general) - like there are some good US/Canadian/Australian etc tv shows.
      But there is so much shite on BBC (and it's getting worse,) that's it's truly shite I have to pay a license to watch more and more utter bollocks, low brow, wanky TV.

  27. I seem to recall... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    That Cable TV was supposed to end all commercials once and for all. And while we're on the subject, do commercials before the main feature at the movies piss off anyone else? $8 for a movie and commercials too. God that pisses me off. The logical next step on that front is to play the commercials during the movie.

    Anyway, I'd be willing to tolerate commercials for things I'm interested in. That'd be computer hardware (But no Dell, Gateway or AOL commercials) and never EVER under any circumstances Old Navy commercials or commercials for feminine hygene products. The PVR is the perfect platform for launching such endeavors. Just keep a cache of commercials that fit the profile and play them during the commercial breaks. PVRs such as replay TV could probably also replace commercials with their own (if they wanted to get sued again...)

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    1. Re:I seem to recall... by peterpi · · Score: 1
      do commercials before the main feature at the movies piss off anyone else? $8 for a movie and commercials too. God that pisses me off.

      I make a habit now of turning up about 20 minutes after they say the film's going to start. I usually find the film's just about to start, strangely enough ;)

    2. Re:I seem to recall... by Scaebor · · Score: 1
      Just keep a cache of commercials that fit the profile and play them during the commercial breaks.

      While this idea would seem reasonable at face value I cringe to think at the uproar that would be raised by the /. crowd were it to be implemented. The general response would not be grateful in the least and would instead show a feeling of general panic at the privacy invasions that might follow.

      Simply witness the outrage expressed daily be /.ers at the huge databases of information bought and sold by spammers the world over every day...

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    3. Re:I seem to recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old navy commercials are a good way to figure out whats going to be popular in 1 month, I abuse this feature regularly ^.^

    4. Re:I seem to recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of which, I set up a petition awhile back against showing those ads AND increasing ticket prices.

      Go sign it.

    5. Re:I seem to recall... by koreth · · Score: 2
      And while we're on the subject, do commercials before the main feature at the movies piss off anyone else? $8 for a movie and commercials too.

      $8? In my dreams! It's $9.50 here. I've worked out a system for the times I go to the local commercial-laden movie house with a group of more than two or three friends. One of us gets to be the sacrificial lamb; he or she goes in and waits through the commercials while the rest stand just outside the theater doors in a clump. When the ads are over, a quick cellphone call lets the outside group know, and they come in. (Obviously we all turn off our cellphones after that call!) Luckily there's a minute-long "and now, our feature presentation" animation that plays just before the movie, so the rest of the group is seated before the show actually starts.

      Not really practical if you're by yourself or just going out with one friend, though, unless that friend enjoys hanging out alone in the lobby.

  28. Re:I got one... by Chiascuro · · Score: 1

    Outside? Outside What?

    Do you mean the big blue room?

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  29. they would use a different model by LupusUF · · Score: 1

    I saw a thing on TV guide once about it. If commercials do die, they may just charge more for TV. I don't remember offhand what the exact number was, but I remember that it really was not all that high.

    Of course there are also product placements and such. TV companies can also scroll things in front of your TV screen.

    The other day on TNT I was watching some movie about a secret service agent and a cheerleader ran across the screen with a sign advertising the start of college football. I sure hope that does not catch on, because it was annoying as hell.

    So basically, there are other ways of making money...some more annoying than others. Personally, I hope that they will simply charge more for TV, it would be much better than dealing with annoying adds. I would also like it if you could choose all channels
    ala carte instead of paying for over 50 channels that you don't watch, and 10 that you do.

    1. Re:they would use a different model by dossen · · Score: 1
      ... TV companies can also scroll things in front of your TV screen.

      This just gave me a horrible vision... What will the world be like if (when) we develop true freestanding holograms... God I hope commercials have died out by then... Imagine having some new sportscar racing round your living room... And don't even get me started on ads relating to female hygiene products...
    2. Re:they would use a different model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 points:

      free tv is not in the business of producing entertainment; the business is providing viewers to the advertisers

      there are still ways to advertise on television without commercials -- think bugs

      i have never seen any proof that advertising has a positive roi. it seems to rely mostly on fear, uncertainty, and doubt (everyone else is doing it, if you don't everyone will buy from one of your competitors)

      if you want to understand how messed up advertising is, just try to think of the last time you saw a television commercial that attempted to sell a product or service on features. mostly they seem to be selling an "image", whatever that is...

  30. TV Should be Allowed to Die by SloWave · · Score: 1

    TV programming has gotten so polluted with Ad's, product placements, and other marketing garbage that it is becoming unwatchable except for viewers already brainwashed by the commercial producers. The end result is that TV is only good for putting money in the pockets of big monopolies and maybe for special interest propagandizing. The best thing for everyone else is to just turn it off.

    1. Re:TV Should be Allowed to Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be ironic if you could figure out a way to put TV commercials on that promote spending time living life and doing more worthwhile things than watching TV? Good luck finding a station that would run such ads. You wouldn't have much fun finding an honest TV network that is genuinely concerned that people are addicted to TV and are wasting too much of their life watching, and is willing to do something about it. Money will always come before the physical and mental well-being of the people.

    2. Re:TV Should be Allowed to Die by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the Internet has the same problem

  31. How about... by DavesError · · Score: 1

    Pop-under ads... Sure, they will ruin the ripability of a movie or program for those wanting to record and share... But, I would much rather have a show or movie continue with a little ad in a corner than have it interrupted with something that's going to cause me to change the channel anyhow.

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll STILL get regular commercials. There is no way in hell they are going to extend the length of television shows from 24 minutes and 46 minutes to full hours and half hours.

      Aside from the production costs rising, the amount of writing, acting, etc rising - it would make re-running old shows and series nearly impossible. You'll suddenly have six and fourteen minutes of dead air to fill with something.

    2. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Pop-under ads...
      I'd just disable Javascript in my TV. Or just turn off the TV when I'm done watching instead of just... closing the channel?
  32. Alternate Point by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


    Depending on what you're watching and what station its on, the commercials may be as, if not more entertaining than the program you are watching. If you are the demographic that they are targeting, they are usually very good.

    Especially during superbowls, when big timers like Budweiser step up and unleash a whole new wave every year at this event.

  33. advertising and stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not just keep things as they are? most aren't smart enough/too lazy to buy something without ads.

    i might be by myself on this, but if it's on tv, i don't really watch it. i won't bend my life to make sure that i can watch tv. it usually depends on what is on aswell. if i happen to flick it on at 2am, and there are only ad shows on or other junk, i'll watch my downloaded episodes from kazaalite (www.kazaalite.com).

    they have no ads and are just a bit worst in quality (when you need glasses, just take em off and you are fine for quality).

    i think the advertising companies have to realize who REALLY has the control....the viewer. it is slowly comming back to the people. the ones that truely pay for shows by watching their ads.

    if they keep forcing their own ideas of what people want, they are in for a big hurting in ad revenue.

    i am simply mad at them and just wish to download everything.

    (www.bigredh.com is hotline. run yer own server)
    (www.kazaalite.com - spywarefree kazaa)
    (www.mirc.com - simple irc client. where alot of shows are aswell)

  34. Take a Step Back by PotatoMan · · Score: 1
    Commercials during television shows are a new thing, not an old one.


    Back in the day (as you kids say), a company would pay the production costs for a show (this was the sponsor). This is where we got the "Texaco Playhouse"; the advertising value was just the connection to the show.


    The idea of "product placement" goes back to these days as well. If you watch the old kinescopes (check your local video store for these), you'll see the cast perform the commercial right in the middle of a scene. "Wouldn't you like some fresh Knudsen milk on that?" "Oh, yes Knudsen makes the best milk." The cast of "I Love Lucy" was required to smoke during every episode; they were sponsored by Philip Morris.


    What I want to know is this: why are they running commercials at movie theaters? And how long before your pay-per-view will include commercials as well? I'd much rather they raise the price and let me pay for what I want. I hate being whored out to Coca-Cola without my consent.

    1. Re:Take a Step Back by Sancho · · Score: 2

      I hate the current practices as much as you do, but I have to disagree with the following statement:
      I hate being whored out to Coca-Cola without my consent.
      By going to the theater, you're consenting. If you don't like it, stop going.

    2. Re:Take a Step Back by mpe · · Score: 2

      The idea of "product placement" goes back to these days as well. If you watch the old kinescopes (check your local video store for these), you'll see the cast perform the commercial right in the middle of a scene. "Wouldn't you like some fresh Knudsen milk on that?" "Oh, yes Knudsen makes the best milk." The cast of "I Love Lucy" was required to smoke during every episode; they were sponsored by Philip Morris.

      The term "soap opera" originally applied to soap commercials pretending to be drama.

  35. Greed is killing TV, not VCRs/Tivos by Whammy666 · · Score: 1
    TV has changed a lot over the last decade or so. The quality of the programming has plummeted while the amount of ads crammed into every nook and cranny has sky rocketed. (My pet-peeve is the bug splat logo they insist plastering on every show.)

    But what really ticks me off is that I'm paying for programming (Direct TV) and the paid programming has more adverts than the 'free' network channels. Then the MPAA has the gall to cry foul when I skip their commercials. "You're ripping us off!" Excuse the fuck out of me, but I paid for this programming already. Feel free to eat shit and die you greedy bastards.

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    1. Re:Greed is killing TV, not VCRs/Tivos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, this is the real problem with commercial television.

      The advertisers are killing the effectiveness of their ads. Commercial breaks continue to get longer, showing more ads. Networks are finding new and improved ways to trim down the show (.5 sec here, .5 sec there) so that more ads can be crammed in them. There are so many ads, that people start to ignore them. The advertisers make their ads MORE annoying.

      Channels are starting to run ads down by the bottom of the screen _during_ shows. They started off by squishing the image to accomodate the ads, but now they are running them over the show itself, which is even more of a pain in the ass if you're reading subtitles. Now they've added fucking animated commercials which run along the bottom of the screen (over the show) to get you to notice them (sometimes with noises!). Product placement is ok when it fits into the story and adds realism, but it's grown so contrived and forced that any enjoyment from the show is obliterated.

      And what's happening? People are going out of their way to avoid the ads. They're purchasing fairly expensive equipment to cut the ads from their life. It's not about stealing, it's about trying to spend just a few minutes of your life without having to endure the ever-more-annoying sleasy salesmen trying to sell you their less-than-worthless snake oil.

      And what do the greatest minds of marketing believe is the answer? More ads! More intrusive ads! If you watch our obnoxious clammor for one minute out of every ten, you will obviously buy our product, not come to loathe and hate it.

      If anyone reading this is in the brainwashing business, here's a business method for you: Design the most abusive ad you can, one that really makes the viewer want to claw their eyes and eardrums out. Threaten to launch a multibillion dollar ad campaign featuring the ad unless your ransom demand for X amount of dollars is met. Give an address where people can send their money.

      Hell, if GAP did that, they'd make so much profit from their marketing department that they probably wouldn't bother selling clothes anymore.

  36. There's another option by luismunoz · · Score: 1

    Produce an ad that is so good, that you actually want to see it. This is tricky but I can only think of it as an incentive for ad producers and media houses to work a bit harder in the problem.

    Something that comes to mind as an example is the series of Bud ads. Certainly there are other examples.

    Just my 10E-3 cents...

    1. Re:There's another option by tcomeau · · Score: 1
      Yep. I watch good ads. If an ad is good enough, I'll back up and watch it again. Sometimes I'll even make initial purchasing decisions based on what I see in an ad.

      For example, there are certain car dealers I won't even talk to because their ads are so annoying.

      I am also a very big fan of the "This Bud's for you" series, to the point that I actually regret that Anheuser-Busch doesn't make any good beers.

      We tried the newest version of JumpStart on the strength of a TV ad, and we have tried a couple of local eateries based in part on local inserts on cable. A well-done ad for something that matches my interests might get my attention. Otherwise it's "run it ahead thirty seconds, dear."

      Of course, the ads work all too well on my six year old daughter. Sigh.

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    2. Re:There's another option by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      I get that song stuck in my head for hours at a time....

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    3. Re:There's another option by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      If it could be done, it wouldn't be so bad. I liked the Louie the Lizard commercials - they were hilarious and the only advert part was the company naming themselves as the producer (plus the use of the product name by Louie himself, of course - which didn't even occur in all the ads).

      The problem is - most advertisers (for that matter, most producers and directors of TV or movies) are incompetent. They simply could not and would not produce decent commercials. They don't now...

      But it would be nice to see the model for advertising be: tell a funny story or show something dramatic, then tell people they got it from so-and-so product. That's like giving away something free to the viewer, then telling them where they can spend their money if they liked it. It's the same model as TV shows ARE NOW - the only difference is it would be applied to the commercials as WELL.

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    4. Re:There's another option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I am in the middle of a show or movie I prefer
      to keep the flow going so that I am not distracted
      by 'vaginal itching' or some 'purple pill' nonsense.
      Do these people realize that when the customer is
      assaulted with an annoying ad they are alienating the
      customer? One out of a hundred ads is actually interesting.
      Most are just so bad that I end up pissed off and I
      forget the show I was watching.
      The mute button is my friend.
      I would suggest just having a blase little mention
      of a product. No music, no boobs, no attempts to be
      funny or interesting, keep the volume down. Just
      mention the products. Stop assaulting me with your
      crap. I stopped listening a LONG time ago anyway.
      Send your marketing droids back to school and force to
      take the class 'How to communicate' a hundred times.
      And then send them to the class 'How to keep from
      annoying your customers so badly that they will
      NEVER in a million years buy a product from such
      annoying senseless fscking morons' for another hundred
      lessons.

  37. Re:I got one... by waspleg · · Score: 1

    ah the sweet irony of a pasty geek telling couch potatoes to go outside and play..

  38. yeah baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ToO MUcH MDX!@@@@@@@@@#$%

  39. Subliminal messaging! by solistus · · Score: 1

    Make the ads uncuttable- plant them sublinally in the shows themself! You know, single frame ads, cleverly concealed slogans (yvan eht nioj anyone?)...

    Or, if they wanted to go the 'morally acceptable' route, they could always have an ad bar on the screen during the show- nothing obnoxious, just a small banner... to keep them from being blocked, they could put them on the top or bottom randomly and switch every show.

    But I really don't see the problem as valid- it's easy to get music without supporting the industry, but the majority of people that buy at least some CDs manage to support the poor underpayed multimillionaire bands...

  40. if the ads were smarter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of insulting our intelligence, maybe people wouldn't WANT to skip over them....

  41. Pop - Up TV commectials by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


    On TNT there are pop-up tv ads. Thats right.

    You're watching a nice program (well most on Tnt is crap, but they have some nice sports coverage sometimes) and boom, there it is. An ad will pop up during the program. Tivo can't do anything about that. Superior annoyance.

    And don't forget about embedded commercials like cbs used during indy converage this year where they superimposed ads on the racetrack. They also replaced the billboards on the track with their own ads too.

  42. How do you learn about new products? Sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you learn about new products?
    Sales?
    By reading print (and killing trees)?
    TV is here to stay, and stay for good.
    I'd hate a world where you'd have to
    subscribe to be able to get the news
    (i can live with a few commercials)

    1. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      How do you learn about new products?
      Sales?


      Word of mouth, or through a search.

    2. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's assuming that you know a lot of people who do nothing but talk or post on the weblog the stuff they buy. Or does that mean that the companies start hiring actors to walk around and bug you in 3d space to buy their crap. Sure Sony-Ericsson is doing it for their new phone, but what if everyone did? It would be a boon to out of work actors, but it would bug the shit out of me. I would never leave the house then.

    3. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Imagine that. People buying things because they want or need them, rather than being psyched into buying it with every brainwashing trick in the playbook.

      Heh.

    4. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People buying things because they want or need them, rather than being psyched into buying it with every brainwashing trick in the playbook.

      That'd be an excellent sarcastic remark, that your sig completely rebuted it: Free domain names, $$$-free and restriction-free. Cool aTLDs, that make sense. Built in DynDNS. http://www.freenic.ntwrk.

    5. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Only if I'm lying.

    6. Re:How do you learn about new products? Sales? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      that's assuming that you know a lot of people who do nothing but talk or post on the weblog the stuff they buy.

      Yes. The economic argument would then be: advertising costs money, and is often perceived as deceptive. If money spent on advertising is spent on improving product quality, or lowering the price, or responding to customer feedback, your product will (given cheap, easy, uncensored, and universal access to a communications medium such as the internet) develop a reputation and sell itself (at a lower cost to you than your competition).

      As for fake customers, I would take my chances on being able to pick them out myself, or that someone else would spot them and report them. At least you would have a chance to ask the fake customers questions about the product, which is more than you can do with advertising as it exists today...

  43. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by PDHoss · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    It's the same with people looking at their watch. Ask someone who checked their watch what time it is, and see how many have to check again.

    It's a matter of getting from the medium what you need. In the case of your watch, it's usually "how long until the next thing I have to do?" Most people don't need the information provided by commercials so that information is quietly discarded. PDHoss
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  44. Why bother with commercials? Just Pay for the SHOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why not simply make everything pay-per-view. If you like the Simpsons, you buy a "seasons pass" for like $50 and you can watch every new episode that season. Like it even more, pay $100 for a year and you can watch all the reruns too. On demand.


    Go this way and you can completely eliminate the concept of "channels", and instead simply have a digital box on your set top that plays the item you want to watch when you want to watch it.


    If you charge like 100 dollars for a "season" of Star Trek and you get 10 million people to subscribe, that's a BILLION dollars in revenue right there. What do you think the chances are you could find 10 million trekkies willing to pay for a year of new episodes that are commercial free?


    Taken further one could also imagine the traditional limits of the television medium itself changing. Why should a show be half an hour or an hour long? Why not have show lengths that are more natural for properly telling a story? How many episodes of the A team did you wish were actually a little bit longer so you could take in more of Murdock's shenanigans?

  45. uhh.... cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate cable, but I do have it. I don't recall the last time I watched network television (ABC, CBS, NBC, UPN) other than FOX.

    The thing I hate about cable is that most cable companies claim that it is not "technologically possible" to subscribe individually to channels. That is, I can't say "Give me national geographic, all of your discovery, tlc, thc related channels, your sci-fi, the networks, CNBC, FOXNEWS, Comedy Central, BBC and The Independan Film Channel".

    Cable would be a great solution for everyone if everyone had it, they cut out all commercials (I'm already paying for the fucking thing) and they didn't force me to get ten channels of ESPN, eight channels of womens programming and four hundred government/local programming (where my tax dollars subsidize some jamacain woman without teeth preaching god and some naked elderly man talking about marijuana).

    I'd gladly pay $5/month to watch The Dead Zone, FarScape and the FOXNEWS channel, which is all I tend to watch.

  46. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mute my tv for commercials now, and simply stop wasting time and resume coding/whatever.

    Damn! I'm killing TV! .. Or maybe it's the fact that there's no quality shows on that's killing TV.

    Err, wrong rant. Anyway, I'd pay not to have ads skippable, nor have unskippable ads. I'd like to see an option for me to choose the ads *I'm* interested in.

    "Wait, wait wait. Pop ups." No. You see, pop ups aren't ads I'm interested. See the above - I couldn't give two shits about this 'S1M0NE' movie. Especially since they type it like a script kiddie.

    Yet some dumbass advertising exec probably figured, "Techies will love it!" - or worse, through use of cookies, they're showing it to some people by what *they* consider targetting.

    No. Let *me* choose the ads I want to see.

    "But no one will choose to watch any ads!"

    Yeah. If I remember right, Ad Critic went down the tubes because we were hammering it in terms of bandwidth, eh? *snort*

  47. If local TV died I wouldn't care... by burnsy · · Score: 1
    So what if my local broadcast TV stations died. They provide so little local content it is laughable. Local news broadcasts are 4 minutes of local news (who got shot) and 3 minutes of weather (which I can get 24/7) on the net. Heck even the local sports content is moving to pay TV networks (for example in Cleveland you can't watch the Indians without having cable even though they play in a tax payer supported stadium).

    Trust me, NBC, CBS, and ABC would love to kill the affilates and be available as a pay cable networks.

    Let's kill the local broadcasters and free up that precious bandwidth for something useful. 85% of us get TV via cable or satellite anyways.

    1. Re:If local TV died I wouldn't care... by syd02 · · Score: 1

      It's been reported that people who watch the local news have a far greater perception that the world is a dangerous place than those who don't watch it. It's not that they're trying to scare us, it's just that murders, rapes, holdups, fires, car crashes, etc. are the easiest stories to report on. It's the disaster beat.

      Quality journalism requires intelligence and creativity. But why bother to inform or say anything meaningful when you can just cater to an audience's morbid curiosity?

  48. I doubt commercials are going away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I subscribe to cable TV, and have been noticing that it is the content that has been going away. Its being replaced by 1/2 hour long "Paid Programming" which is an infomercial/commercial for whatever "You'll die if you don't buy this" product that is being hawked. I would love to edit these "commercials" out, but if I did, there would not be any program left to view.

    I have seriously considered giving up cable, but haven't yet, as there are still some Discovery, TLC, and Food Network programs which I do enjoy.

    So I guess that the tradeoff is paying cable TV for several hours of uninterrupted commercials, to get the shows I enjoy

  49. One Thats pretty obvious...To me at least by k-0s · · Score: 1

    Why not have ads scroll at the bottom of a show like MSNBC, CNN, Headline News, Fox News, CNBC, etc do with stocks and news? You'd be definately eyeballs because the person is WATCHING the show, you just have to make them pay attention to your ads instead of the show. This is in comparison with todays commericals during which most people get up for pee breaks, food, etc. As a plus to the viewing public the shows would be longer also since there would not be commerical breaks, you'd get the full 30 mins (of a 30 min show of couse)instead of the 20-23 you get now. Thats about 10% more show.

    1. Re:One Thats pretty obvious...To me at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scrolling banners and tickers are equally annoying... take CNN Headline news for instance.... only 60% of the screen is available for the news. Cutting off other inset text often useful in identifying the name of the announcer, or person interviewed. You NEVER get to see that on HN.

    2. Re:One Thats pretty obvious...To me at least by k-0s · · Score: 1

      They don't bug me much...maybe it's a person to person thing. When I say scrolling ads i don't mean huge ones...just at the very bottom. Maybe even make TV the same widescreen format as movies and run ads in the black area.

    3. Re:One Thats pretty obvious...To me at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO NO NO
      My TV viewing time would drop to near zero if they were
      stupid enough to do that. Banner ads suck.
      The formula is simple.
      -Produce quality shows.
      -Produce quality shows.
      -Produce quality shows.
      -Have a 20 second little blurb at the beginning of
      the show about the sponsors.
      -Have another 20 second blurb in the middle about the sponsors.
      -Have a another 20 second blurb about the sponsors
      at the end of the show.
      'This show brought to you by the following:
      Ford- Take a look at their new car the EXPLODER(still life picture)
      Pizza Hut - Medium one topping pizza. 5 bucks 5 bucks.
      -
      As it stands now the companies are spending hundreds of
      millions of dollars on ads that for the most part annoy
      the living fsck out of the people that are hopefully
      going to buy their products.
      Hundreds of millions of dollars on CRAP.
      If the companies want eyeballs then they need to
      stop assaulting us verbally, visually with their
      CRAP.
      One out of a hundred commercials is funny enough to
      watch and they ARE effective but for the most part
      you are wasting your time and money on CRAP.

  50. Television is VISUAL VALIUM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Television is just another addictive drug.:)

    1. Re:Television is VISUAL VALIUM by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      Don't say that too loudly or someone might suggest to the government that your TV watching needs to be regulated.

    2. Re:Television is VISUAL VALIUM by DogFog · · Score: 1

      Some might argue that web surfing is too.

  51. Pay-Per-Channel by man_ls · · Score: 2

    Paying by-channel would be a lot more convinent than paying for the whole service.

    I'd pay, say, $20 a month for basic cable (which is $34.99/month) which would give me, say, the TV Guide channel, CNN, the Weather channel, and all the public access channels (PAX, C-Span, C-Span 2)

    Beyond that, I'd be willing to pay $2/month for additional channels. Fox, UPN, FX, MTV, MTV2, ABC, NBC, and CBS. That's $20 + $16 = $36 right there. So it's a big more expensive.

    Then, if I wanted to watch something else I wasn't subscribed to, charge $0.10 an hour to watch that channel on top of the regular subscription rate. That'd add up to $6 a month for 2 hours/day. THIS is where the distributers would make their money -- people who don't subscribe to channels, but want to watch say an hour a day of a channel they're not subscribed to.

    People would click the "accept charges" button, switch off to another network...it'd be maybe $0.20 to $0.50 a day...but even at that amount, if you watch 2 shows you're not subscribed to 10 times in a month (easily doable) you've got a monthly channel subscription right there.

    Not only would this model allow you to customize your cable service to the degree you wanted, because you're paying for the content above the basic service, they could show it with less adds, or perhaps allow targeted adds for a %10 reduction in your monthly fee.

    If the local cable company (Adelphia) adopted this method, I would definately switch to it. Simply because I, personally, would end up paying a lot less monthly than already...about $25 instead of $35.

    1. Re:Pay-Per-Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of what I started out with DISH Network. In the beginning, they had a "DISH Picks" package, where you could pay $15/month, and chose 15 channels that you wanted. This was great for me, and I was totally satisfied. But one day right before a Space Shuttle launch, I was unable to get my NASA TV anymore. I called and asked why. They said that NASA TV was no longer available for the DISH Picks programming choices, but it was included "free" with any other of their "regular" packages (which cost more money per month). This policy is ridiculous, since they get NASA TV for free! Anyway, I switched to a bigger programming package just so I could get NASA TV again. I am pretty happy with DISH Network, but it sometimes makes me want to just dump it and get an "old-fashioned" satellite dish to keep up with space activities.

  52. Soccer-like advertisements by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    If technologies like TiVo take off and research shows that no one watches ads anymore (at least 20-30 years away), ads will start appearing on top of tv-shows. This is already done for soccer games because there's no time for commercial breaks.

    Also, there will always be product placement throughout television -- Charles Schwab halftimes, Nestle "Crunch Time" in basketball, weather reports brought to you by Dewey, Cheetham and Howe, etc etc.

    It will be a long time before TiVo devices are ubiquitous, but even then, there will be plenty of chances for companies to market on television. I prefer the HBO business model, but consumer price points will prevent that for the masses.

  53. Obvious by autarkeia · · Score: 1

    Pay-per-view and the associated product tie-ins that follow. HBO is of course the shining example of this: it managed to surivive initially on subscriber fees alone. After taking risks on shows it now has a raft of amazing shows and is able to sell them on VHS and DVD. The Sopranos is phenomenal, and its DVD sales have consistently been in the top 10.

    The scary thing is that I just read that mary-kateandashley's latest horrific mind-trip has managed to sell more than even The Sopranos.

  54. Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've often seen comments from Americans about how stupid it is us Brits have to pay for a TV licence to watch television. Well, that licence funds the BBC, and there are no ads on the BBC channels (apart from advertising the BBC itself). Something to ponder perhaps?

    1. Re:Its funny... by DragonMagic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apart from shows like Monk on ABC and on the USA Network, and CSI, really, why should we pay for the crap on US television?

      If I had to pay $150/yr. and see another stupid UPN/Fox comedy show that was just a bunch of in-jokes or racial put-downs, or another prettier-than-anyone NBC comedy, then I'd demand my money back.

      However, an entire network showing nothing but L&Os, I'd pay for that, indeed.

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    2. Re:Its funny... by GigsVT · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, and even if you think the BBC is stupid and would never watch it, you don't have a choice. This is socialism, plain and simple. Americans are so quick to give up freedom for a couple channels of fags running around thinking they are funny.

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    3. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, and even if you think the BBC is stupid and would never watch it, you don't have a choice.

      Fair point, but I don't know anyone who owns a TV and doesn't watch BBC at least some of the time. Even those who own cable or satelite. I've never yet met anyone who complains about the license either.

    4. Re:Its funny... by WiggyWack · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, BBC is great if you want to sit around and watch Big Brother and people with bad teeth all day.

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    5. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you are not paying for the BBC!! You are paying for the right to receive airwaves - whether they be radio or TV. This covers not just the good old BBC, but also ITV, Channel4 and Five (all of which carry adverts) as well as the myriad of local and national commercial radio stations.

    6. Re:Its funny... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, and even if you think the BBC is stupid and would never watch it, you don't have a choice."

      Whereas you Americans with all your freedom have the choice not to have your programmes sliced up with commercials... oh no...hang on...

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    7. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 2

      BB was on Channel 4. But nice try.. .;)

    8. Re:Its funny... by Psiren · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not directly perhaps. But that money goes to the government, and the government runs the BBC. AFAIK, none of the money received through licenses ever gets to ITV or C4. They are independant broadcasters and they make their money through ads.

    9. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but there also aren't any good British programs, either. What have the brits come up with as far as tv programming in the last decade?

      That annoying uptight weakest link broad... That god awful brit version of Survivor where they stuck a bunch of goof balls on an island with a bunch of goats... and whatever the original version of 'american idol' was...

      Also... I notice that a lot of people on british television have decent teeth. Are these immigrants into the UK?

    10. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, it's called a PVR which is topic at hand. Way to pay attention.

    11. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The commercials are paid for by private companies who want to advertise somethign they have to sell to people who want to watch television and see commercials so they will come and buy or use the item or service they are advertising so that they will make money. This is called capitalism. If I have something you find of value, you give me money for it in compensation. We both get something out of it. My advertising is a way of telling you about it or persuading you why my thing is best or better than the others.

      I would much prefer that, as much as I do despise it, over a government running everything. It would be nice if eveyrone in the world was nice to each other and never talked behind each other's back or said anything bad about you, too - but i'd sure as hell hate to have the government legislate that...

    12. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a second... if you are sending out waves of data into and over my property, who the hell are you to say that i can't listen in on that data?

    13. Re:Its funny... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Problem is, when the average USian thinks 'BBC', they think depressing stories about Welsh coal miner and comedy that they just don't understand. Or they think it is the same as PBS, which is depressing stories about Pennsylvania coal miners and BBC comedy repeats that they just don't understand.

      What they don't equate pay-per-channel with is HBO, Showtime, etc.

      My problem is that I do pay for tv right now, thanks to Comcast and restrictive HOA covenents. But that's not a big deal. What is a big deal is paying for: FoxNews, CSPAN, Lifetime, etc. etc. etc. All as a package. I want/need about 10 channels. Or maybe 5 channels, and a few ala carte programs.

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    14. Re:Its funny... by poojyum · · Score: 0, Troll

      who said there are no ads on bbc? millions of times i have watched loan companies, insurers, car manufacturers advertising their wares on it.

    15. Re:Its funny... by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the joys of a socialist system.

      A friend of mine got fined and threatened with court action recently. The reason? She owned a tv (it was sitting in the closet) and didn't pay the government for the right to own one. You think she has a right to do what she wants with the radio waves? No such right exists there..

    16. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      test post. quintomiforzily.

      that is, quintomiforzily.

    17. Re:Its funny... by Gumber · · Score: 2

      One advantage of pay TV is that that only thing TV producers and executives have to worry about is whether they attract a large enough audience of paid subscribers.

      In an advertising supported model, it isn't enough for the TV-types to come up with something that finds an audience, they have to find an audience that the advertizers want to pay for. As a result, there are a lot of shows that get cancelled after the second season even though they may draw more viewers than another show that goes on for 4-5 seasons.

    18. Re:Its funny... by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      Doesn't C4 get a small government subsidy?

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    19. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who lives in neither country, here it's US TV that's considered crap, and british stuff good.

      Different cultures I imagine.

      What American TV series have the brits copied? Cause the American's have copied (and very badly) sooo many british show.

    20. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Not any more.

      It used to but it's become independent and running pay-per-view stuff like their movie channel and the subscription-required E4.

    21. Re:Its funny... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Politically Incorrect was one of those shows. It had GREAT ratings, but it got canned by Disney (owns ABC) because Bill Maher was a "bad man" who didn't kiss corporate butt, and his demographic wasn't composed of the more profitable young sheeple audience.

      Pity... it was one of the very few shows I used to watch. I liked being able to see stupid celebs squirm when they attempted to engage their brain to talk about current events, and I liked the anything goes style of the show. Ah well... there's always watered-down network news...

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    22. Re:Its funny... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Eh. No. You're right about why it got canned, but... that doesn't make it good television. Perhaps you were entertained by it, but I felt like it had less actual content than even the "watered-down network news."

      Every time I turned on the show, it would be a conversation about an issue that mattered to me, and all five of the participants had would show a serious lack of knowledge of the issues. That's pretty upsetting. Compare that to PBS... I just watched five former Secretaries of Defense have a conversation about current foreign policy. It was polite. They knew exactly what they were talking about. They were not partisan for a second. I learned an incredible amount in the half hour I watched the show. No adverts.

      Dude, skip the network news too. Watch yourself some News Hour with Jim Lehrer.

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    23. Re:Its funny... by sinbadly · · Score: 1

      Here here!

    24. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think S4C gets a small grant form the Welsh Office (S4C = welsh for Channel 4, Wales).

    25. Re:Its funny... by Sircus · · Score: 2

      You have the choice not to watch TV broadcasts, under which circumstances you don't need a TV license. I challenge you to find a single person in the UK who both watches TV and has never watched the BBC. I'll happily admit that there probably are some out there, but they're so rare that I'm pretty confident you'll not be able to find one.

      If you give people a choice, they'll not pay the TV license (tax, whatever), which means the BBC has to compete on the same commercial basis as everyone else. Which means they can't afford to take the same risks they do now, they can't afford to produce slightly more esoteric programming, etc. - they have to appeal to the advertisers/subscribers just like everyone else. I'm English but live in Germany - having seen the comparison between the quality of TV in both places, I'd happily pay more than the current license fee to avoid the horror that is German TV (and from what I've seen of US TV, it's worse, not better).

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    26. Re:Its funny... by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      - Who wants to be a millionaire
      - Big Brother
      - The Weakest Link
      - Pop idol

      and of course, countdown

      Now I absolutely despise each and every one of these stupid brain-dead programmes, but I can't deny that they're each immensely successful and exported worldwide.

      As for the Brits having bad teeth, I think you'll find that ol' Billy-Bob sitting next to you in class or at the office has far worse oral hygeine than a nation where the government part-subsidises our access to well-trained dentists. Damn that socialism for improving our health!

      -Nano.

    27. Re:Its funny... by cburley · · Score: 1
      when the average USian thinks 'BBC', they think depressing stories

      Huh?? I'm an "average USian", but when I think "BBC", I think of thoroughly-researched, to-the-point documentaries like the one on the annual Spaghetti Harvest in Italy.

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    28. Re:Its funny... by cburley · · Score: 1
      You think she has a right to do what she wants

      Unfair comparison. US citizens have inalienable rights given them by their Creator.

      Subjects, on the other hand, have privileges granted them by their masters (today, called "governments").

      And what governments grant today, they can take back tomorrow.

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    29. Re:Its funny... by Rahga · · Score: 2

      That's because many American's don't realize where much of their money goes. Most of us do not realize that PBS is supported in large part by federal funds (through the CPB). This means that ever tax-paying American is supporting a television network that they may or may not watch at all.

      On the upside, my daughter watches Sesame Street, and if I had to get that through a cable subscription, I probably would.

    30. Re:Its funny... by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      And I know lots of people who understand the comedies just fine. It's nice to see humor that isn't based on talking about booty or whatever tripe UPN has lately, or the same crap over and over on the major networks.

      About the only problems I ever have is sometimes they will make reference to someone who may be well known in the UK but who I have no clue. This usually happens when watching some of the older "Are you being served's".

    31. Re:Its funny... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      No, if that is the case, you are not average. Not when it comes to television.

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    32. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I know lots of people who understand the comedies just fine. It's nice to see humor that isn't based on talking about booty or whatever tripe UPN has lately, or the same crap over and over on the major networks.

      Good, God. Have you *seen* Benny Hill. lol

    33. Re:Its funny... by Control-Z · · Score: 1


      I think what offends the Americans is the wording of "a TV licence to watch television." To an American it would be like having to buy a license to drink beer or buy a license to drive to the store. Basic network TV has been free for the taking since the 1950s and it damn sure better stay that way!

    34. Re:Its funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's nice to see humor that isn't based on talking about booty or whatever tripe UPN has lately, or the same crap over and over on the major networks.
      Good, God. Have you *seen* Benny Hill. lol

      Benny Hill is tripe for white folk. He just doesn't like the urban stuff, I guess.

  55. already happens by jerrytcow · · Score: 2

    "I've heard a few interesting ideas such as:
    * ...ahaving the products show up in the show itself (product placement). For example: Buffy, after killing a vampire, could then slam down a Mountan Dew.


    This already happens. Pay attention during TV shows and movies (which, by the way, we *are* already paying to see) - there are tons of product placement. A few that come to mind: iBooks and iMacs in several prime time shows, and Seinfeld used to have a Klein mountain bike prominently displayed in his apt.

    People aren't watching commercials - they either skip them if they have a TiVo, or switch channels. Stations know this and will have to change the way they advertise. It's been said before, stations are going to start playing ads during the show. Think of how CNN and ESPN have news/scores scrolling across the bottom of the screen during the broadcast - it's only a matter of time before this is used by shows for advertising.

    MLS does this in a less annoying way now. The score in the corner of the screen is usually displayed with coke, nike or some other company's logo.

    1. Re:already happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stations are already hip to the practice of "channel changing" during commercials. If you already haven't noticed. ALL of Ted Turner's stations (And there are a LOT of them), all have commercials scheduled at exactly the same time.

      Local stations also "collaborate" in this fashion ALL the time....

    2. Re:already happens by mpe · · Score: 2

      This already happens. Pay attention during TV shows and movies (which, by the way, we *are* already paying to see) - there are tons of product placement. A few that come to mind: iBooks and iMacs in several prime time shows, and Seinfeld used to have a Klein mountain bike prominently displayed in his apt.

      The thing is that you can only use product placement for things which are widely available long term. Typically product, brand, supplier/etc recognition.
      If that product or brand ceases to exist it can look silly and just can't handle local advertisments or time sensitive promotions.

  56. Don't need a new business model by gerardrj · · Score: 2

    There will always be some contigent of viewers that don't or can't skip commercials. Some with the ability will watch some of the ads at least some of the time.
    Those without PVRs or VCRs will simply watch the ads or change the channel as they do now.

    I don't see a technology that will universally eliminate the commercials, simply lower their value to the advertisers purchasing that commercial time.

    With lower revenues, stations do not need to change their business model, they simply need to adjust their compensation to employees like executves and the actors. There is no reason that the cast of Friends gets like $2M per year except that the statation/network has the cash to pay it. If the stations have less income they will simply lower the exorbatant saleries of the actors to be more in-line with what is available.

    Lower outlay for advertisements on television will also mean lower product prices, as we the consumers will no longer have to pay a premium for having products pitched at us in commercials that cost $100,000 per half minute.

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    1. Re:Don't need a new business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try a million US dollars per episode, amigo.. Cast of 'Friends' gets paid more than most folks lifetime earnings - and that's just for a week of work. Go figure.

  57. Pay your TV Licence! by norite · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in Britian, we pay a TV licence - about £120 per year. We do NOT get ANY ads on BBC1, BBC2, BBC24, etc. I think paying about £120 per year is a good deal for not having commercials (Not that I can ever remember their content anyway) I spent 6 months in Canada - they had ad breaks every 5/10 minutes or so!! We do have adverts on the commercial terrestrial channels - ITV, Channel 4 & Channel 5. But these do serve a useful purpose - It gives you a chance to get up & grab a beer & sandwich, or make a cup of tea/coffee without missing the program :o)

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    1. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by crush · · Score: 2

      Having spent some years in the UK and Ireland in the late 80's I can say that I found British TV superiour to US/Canadian TV. A recent return visit last year made me feel that the dumbing-down had spread. I remember Channel 4 news with special fondness (it seemed much more substantial than most news shows) and also Horizon (BBC2 ?). I also like British radio, BBC4 especially. That still seems pretty good.

      I'm all for licenses. They make a chance for there to be decent well-funded programming uniterrupted by crap ads every few minutes at inappropriate moments. Perhaps they should lower them and make it point-of-sale with every new receiver though. I remember my housemate getting busted by a TV-detection van. It seemed like bullshit to me...they came to the door and asked him had he got a TV set and he said yes and they asked if he had a license and he said no. Basically his guilty conscience gave him away. Can they really detect the presence of a TV receiving appartus or is it just door to door hoping to catch the weak-minded like my buddy?

    2. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes you can tune into signals from CRT displays, it's just a standard frequency. The FBI has technology to do this, although I'm not sure if they can scan into LCD screens yet.

      That scares me that they can just come to your house like that without any search warrant. A Licence to watch something that isn't a scrambled signal? Why doesn't the BBC just encrypt their signal and sell access cards at retail if they want to charge people instead of scaring people into paying for their TV.

    3. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      If American television didn't insult me, I'd consider paying for it. Now, some shows I've liked... my local PBS station carries _Frontline_ and _Washington Week_, although they've mostly been doing "Dismemberer's Choice" (reruns), bland local programming or concerts lately. Fox's "24" struck me as pretty decently done, and "West Wing" I also liked. "Law and Order" tends to please me, albeit it seems to be spawning off faster than a happy-to-see-itself amoeba...

      But the rest? (Mind you, I don't have cable, and only receive CBS, NBC, PBS, Fox and WB (badly)...) Cheesy sitcoms, horrifically bad game/torture shows, "human interest" tear-jerkers masquerading as serious news programs...

      I'd be happy if, say, my PBS affiliate brought back reruns of "Yes, Minister" or "Blackadder", or if the networks produced something as clueful. But they shouldn't expect me to pay more to subsidize CNN or Victimtime as part of a basic cable package, or to volunteer any $ for "Friends".

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    4. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can come to your house but they have no right of entry.

      They assume all houses have televisions and harass those who do not have licenses regardless of whether they have a television or not.

      They reularly threaten to confiscate my friend non-existant television

    5. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they have list of people who have paid the license, right? So they knock on the doors of people who haven't paid. This works because almost every household has a TV.

    6. Re:Pay your TV Licence! by tswinzig · · Score: 1

      Here in Britian, we pay a TV licence - about £120 per year. We do NOT get ANY ads on BBC1, BBC2, BBC24, etc. I think paying about £120 per year is a good deal for not having commercials

      Here in America, I bought a Tivo, I don't pay any TV license, and I don't see any ads.

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  58. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like that smug, self-important assclown will most likely end up living healthier, happier, more fulfilling and worthwhile lives than the millions of mindless lemmings who spend nearly every spare moment vegetating in front of that idiot box while their bodies and minds slowly turn to mush.

  59. simple - court, laws, patents by norgTorg · · Score: 1

    If the business model doesn't work then they can just do what every other money making entity would do. take on a long stupid court battle. Or even better. Trash the current system and encode everything in some lame DVD type thing that is illegal to even think about and then charge customers for it AND keep the commercials . . . or get the "to skip stuff while recording to anything" patent and shut the whole thing down.

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  60. Erm... and how is this different from the VCR? by phulshof · · Score: 1

    My VCR must be a hyper modern one, because it has this exact same feature: forwarding through commercials. To avoid missing anything it even allows me to forward while viewing the picture so that I know exactly when the movie starts again i.s.o. having to rely on 30 second skipping.

    My computer with TV-IN has the same capabilities, but with the great editing options to remove the commercials permanently from my recordings.

    On the other hand: I tend to watch TV when a show is on. It's rare that I tape a show. Perhaps if there are more suckers like me, the commercials will still be skipped the old fashion way: by taking bathroom brakes, and getting a soda from the fridge. :)

  61. Re:I got one... by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny


    Food for thought - I watched *too* much tv. 6 hours a day.

    I threw the bugger our and took up reading crappy scifi and posting on Slashdot. Same 6 hours wasted.

    I've substitued one entertainment for another - and truth be told, I'm not more productive for it. However, I highly recomend to others that they make the switch:

    After the switch, I've notices several good chainges in myself:
    For some reason I don't consume as much goods, I'm less prone to inappropriate emotional outbreaks, and my vocabulary has improved. My spalling has remains attrocious as ever...

    One thing that I won't do, is be a snob about it. I've only substitued one vice for another - I diden't acieve enlightenment or anything.

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  62. Old style advertising.... by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

    I've seen/heard TV and radio shows from the 1930's in America. Back then an hour-long show was sponsored by an advertiser. So rather than having 10 minute of commecials every 30 minutes you would know that your favorite show is sponsered by some corporate entity. Why couldn't TV do this today? Why do we have to be bombarded by commecials? I think it would make much more sense for TV stations to sell ads in this format.

    Advertisers seem to be under the delusion that if you show me ad once I won't buy your product. But, if you pop it up in my face or assault me with it 10,000 times I'm suddenly going to head to the nearest store and empty my wallet. I think we should stop the "ad-assault" and go for a more sophisticated sponsorship model.

    1. Re:Old style advertising.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure I agree with your point about people not responding to seeing the same advert 10,000 times - remember that Slashdot poll about retiring, that included 'punch the monkey' as an option? That won, and it was a reference to a pop up ad.

  63. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Yep. Healthier, happier, more fulfilling and worthwhile lives while posting to slashdot. That gets you out in the sun. Just because someone does/doesn't watch TV doesn't mean they do/do not live healthy fulfilling lives.
    Quoth the Cowtard:

    You smug, self-important assclown
  64. how would it survive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the hope is for a redistribution of wealth (or more balanced salaries) in the industry, it won't come about by trying to wipe out their current business model.

    1) Earnings would be shifted from blatant advertising to under-the-covers product placements and partnerships.
    2) Consumers would pay for the programming they want; folks would be much more selective in their viewing habits.
    3) Content prices would balloon until distribution mechanisms catch up with the content producers' desire for "protection" is satisfied.
    4) Distribution models shift to limit public viewing (broadcast goes bye-bye in favour of cable/digital content that can be restricted).

    The folks with control of the distribution mediums will control the pricing of content, and likely impose significant barriers to enter into the market...

  65. Paying for shows by Sancho · · Score: 2

    The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek? Would you prefer pay by the show, subscribe to a show/network or be forced to watch commercials?

    I would gladly pay by the show for the programs I watch, but only if they were commercial and DRM free. However paying by the show would absolutely subvert the point of this article, because the television studios wouldn't want you recording it. And forget about sharing television shows, that would amount to DVD and music piracy (i.e. vehemently gone after and prosecuted, unlike TV shows now[1]).

    No, right now the best solution for the consumer and the producers is the ad in the middle of the show. Clearly it does work to some extent, just getting the name out there. And for those who don't care/don't want to watch the commercials, they can "steal" the content by going to the kitchen/bathroom/whatever until the commercials are over.

    Sancho

    [1] Yes, sites that distribute TV content are still shut down, but not with the force and money that's thrown at the various music and movie sites.

  66. Not a big threat IMHO by Papineau · · Score: 2

    Maybe I'm not in the right neighborhood or I don't know the right people, but none of my friends nor myself own a PVR, so I don't see the automatic skipping of ads as a big threat (for now) to TV stations. Usually, when I watch TV, it's to put my brain in a "don't think too much" mode (except when I watch the news). Ads are just another part of the TV programmation, although one I don't mind missing by going to the toilet or getting a drink.

  67. A little about VBI by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's all kinds of hidden data within your television picture... closed caption data, date/time, interactive guide data,v-chip data, and even URLs. This data is transmitted in the VBI, or the Vertical Blanking Interval, which is (loosly) the unused space between scanlines.

    Much like spam filters, there are a few approaches that can be taken to apply statistical data and pattern recognition to the VBI data, which could then be used to skip commercials automatically. There are a few hobbyists doing this.

    Since time data is also included in the VBI, the TV stations have exact lists of when commercials are to be inserted by their parent networks. This information, if obtained, could be useful when used in conjunction with the time data in the VBI.

    Here's a good place to start reading if you want learn about your VBI... http://www.robson.org/gary/writing/nv-line21.html

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    1. Re:A little about VBI by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Even without a known/consistent set of times for commercials to run (although most shows are cut into predictable length chunks) or an automatic way of detecting transitions, if some people were willing to watch a show and produce an 'edit script' with marks at the commercial break beginnings and ends, you could set up a network to distribute and apply the edit scripts to shows that people had recorded themselves. This way you only transmit a few bytes of script, not a whole program. You'd need a way to time synch the edit script with the recording, but if the PVR can time synch on the network thats no problem. If not, you may need to include some kind of signature derived from the first few frames of the show.
      Of course people would probably try to buy legislation preventing this, but it's just a more advanced method than 'dude, right after it fades to black, hold FF for 14.3 seconds.' You might also want some kind of karma-like system in place to rate user's ability to provide good edit scripts, to prevent TV stations from distributing fake edit scripts which skip the show and play the commercials, or advertisers' distributing edit scripts which skip everyone else's commercials...

  68. New business model concept by erroneus · · Score: 2

    Make everything into an infomercial!!

    The idea of stretegic product placement "sounds" good, but what about those personal injury lawyers? I'd hate to see one of those become a regular on Friends. George on Seinfeld is already "too lawyery" for me... (I still have images of that actor being the lawyer on 'Pretty Woman')

    Some ads could work as strategic placement and others could not... Who on the cast of friends would plug ads for hemmoroid creme? I can sorta see Phoebe doing that... singing "Bleeding butt... bleeding butt... What have they been sticking in you?"

    Actually, how about this? Fire all the over-paid actors and let the people who want to do it for free do it!! It couldn't get worse than it already is anyway. There are lots of people who would do TV just for the fun of it so forget about commercial sponsors entirely. We can call it "Open Source TV." Who says there has to be advertisers backing creative works to guarantee quality anyway?

    "TV just wants to be free!!"

  69. Integrated advertising by David_Bloom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps, during shows, the show's "window" will shrink, leaving space for a "minishow" that is silent and is probably text only describing a product. The "minishow" will appear every, say, 5 minutes and last for 30 minutes. Of course, the minishow should (but probably won't be anyway :-p) marked as a sponsor message. This is actually based on an advertising concept I am making for an upcoming website that I am collaborating on, with "text ads" in a "text ad article" appearing every so often in a box that is right-indented in an article. Or, TV's could have springs built in printers and firing mechanisms, and pop-up ads to you. The faster you skip commercials, the faster the pop-up's come. ENTROPY! (AAAAGH)

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  70. Read some trade rags. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2
    You're thinking of this from the consumer perspective. Try looking up articles from the industry.

    This was an interesting article that I stumbled across earlier today, when looking for PVR software:
    http://www.disenchanted.com/dis/technology/grand-d esigns.html
    I'm guessing that rags like Advertising Week would have a similar perspective on things.
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  71. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that when someone responds to an Ask Slashdot with an answer that is exactly not what was asked for, they get modded up? Off-fucking-topic.

  72. PayPerView after evaluation period by jukal · · Score: 2

    Series: payperview after evaluation. You are able to watch one or two series as an evaluation. If you like it, you order it and pay it, if you don't your are entitled to a new evaluation (after predifined time).
    Movies: payperview
    News: they are capitalized already anyway, the one featured in news, pays :)))

  73. Who cares by nuggz · · Score: 2

    I don't care. If the current free TV dies because it doesn't make economic sense, good.

    I will pay for decent TV, I rent a lot of movies, because I don't like what is on TV.

  74. Something I've thought was interesting by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

    If you watch some of the old shows, it's interesting how they phrased the advertising: "The Shadow Knows! Brought to you by Johnson's Floor Wax! Keep your floors sparkling clean with Johnson's Floor Wax!" or some such.

    The thing is, the way they phrased it, they made the relationship about who's paying the bills much more up-front, rather than the typical modern "We'll be back after a few messages" (translation: "We'll be back after wasting some of your time"). It's like the people on whatever show don't even respect the advertisers.

    It seems like in the old days, people actually appreciated advertisers paying the bills, and responded by trying the product. Nowadays, it's almost an adversarial relationship. People go out of their way to get as far away from them as possible. Maybe it's just because there are so many more advertisers, and the advertising is much slicker. Personally, I think people just don't conciously make the connection between advertiser money and how these multi-million dollar productions get made.

    I wonder if there is a way to make advertising a bit more of a "sponsorship" type of thing.

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  75. An idea i've had for awhile... by Error-404NotFound · · Score: 0

    An idea i've had for awhile is to have banner ads on TV.

    Let me explain, in a letterbox movie there is a black area on the top and bottom of the screen, I know that I would be VERY willing to sacrifice that bottom and top black area for a banner ad AS LONG AS it eliminates all other commercials... whos' with me? uninurupted viewing with banner ads?

    I liken this to a pop-up ad v. a banner ad on the internet, i'd say that they both don't work, but banner ads are better because they don't effect my surfing.

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  76. Product Placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've had the answer for years and are implementing it to a degree. It's called product placement. Put a coke ad inside the tv show/movie. Have local products as part of local news casts.

  77. Why should I pay? by VAXman · · Score: 2

    Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now? Myself, and probably 99.44% of Americans, will not. Commercials are acceptable because they are a natural break during the program. This is why Pay TV such as HBO is annoying because you are glued to TV for the whole two hours of the movie. Basically this proposal has me paying MORE - I have to buy a PVR to 'pause' (which I get for free now) and I have to pay for the show itself.

    And whatever happens, don't go to the PBS/NPR model of subscription drives. Even though they only happen one week per quarter, they are infinitely more annoying than a constant but gradual stream of commercials.

    1. Re:Why should I pay? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now?

      Firstly, it isn't really free -- you pay for it with your time.


      Secondly, you might not have a choice. A lot of people would rather get the shows for even less than they do now -- they want to cut out the commercials. If enough people do this regularly, the model will fail ... and it doesn't matter if you're the last one to get a TiVo. Below a certain threshhold other models become more compelling (even if the model is, "Save your money and don't operate a TV station."). You could easily find yourself swept into this bold new future even if you are completely satisfied with the current scheme.

    2. Re:Why should I pay? by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Why should I start paying for the show when I get it for free now?

      Why does a box of cornflakes cost as much as it does? The marketing budget of the company that makes it. In other words, the people who buy the advertised products fund 'free-to-air' TV, and the stations and the advertisers (hope to) make a profit out of this.

      Now, tell me that you've never bought a branded and advertised product and... I won't believe you.

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  78. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly what I was thinking - just stop watching so much TV!

  79. Take a lesson from the internet by Cyberllama · · Score: 2

    If they ever need to find new, even more irritating ways of advertising, they need merely look at the wealth of ways in use on the world wide web. Banner ads on the top of the screen while you watch, pop-up ads as you flip through channels that you must close before moving to another channel or any of several other equally irritating ideas.

    In the long run though, simple things like product placement should do it. This would allow them correct the percieved losses as a rusult of PVR tv viewing (which is a small majority that likely won't be large enough to impact anything for quite some time).

  80. classic free-riders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    throw the assholes in jail for theft of service.

  81. Re:I got one... by Error-404NotFound · · Score: 0

    how did this get Score4, insightful?

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  82. Re:I got one... by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. Before slashdot I thought a "troll" was a ugly dwarfish thing that collected bridge tolls from goats. And i never knew what "First post!" meant.

    Thank you, Slashdot!

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  83. Do like the britsh did.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do like the British do... at least what they DID... they have (or had) a License or Tax that everyone had to pay when purchasing a TV or radio. When I visited the UK in 1969, they had this system in place. None of the TV stations or radio had commercials. Admittedly, the quality of POP music on the government owned stations were somewhat "Square", but radio Caroline, and Nordsea International filled that gap quite well, but the British government saw them as pirates, broadcasting from old ships...

    Now THOSE were the radio daze...

  84. Here's your Answer by serutan · · Score: 2

    We don't live in a homogeneous world. Even giving Tivo-like systems the ability to zap out all commercials would not kill commercial television, because not nearly everyone has such a system. Going to the bathroom or getting a snack during commercials hasn't killed commercial tv either, because it doesn't happen enough. If things like Tivo did start hurting commercial tv, what I think they would do is what they already do in low-end markets. They play cheaper programming and sell cheaper ad time. If you want a vision of commercial tv in a Tivo-dominated world, just watch broadcast tv after midnight on a Wednesday in Boise.

  85. Frankly by Issue9mm · · Score: 2

    I prefer the pay-for-service / subscription model. I pay to specifically have HBO. It's an option, on my local cable provider, that I selected and pay for. I don't have HBO for the movies, or any of that, but for shows like "Oz", "Six Feet Under", "The Wire", and others of their ilk. I find them to be immensely entertaining, and don't have any problem at all paying for HBO.

    On that same token, I'd be happy to pay for the other channels that I watch more regularly, instead of having to pay for a "package" that includes channels I don't want. I seldom, if ever, watch anything on TNN, or E!, etc., and would rather pay, individually, for channels that I watch more frequently, like Discovery (and some of its brethren), TLC, History, and maybe even Fox, or whatever stations show Alias and Buffy these days, which are about the only prime time shows that I watch.

    If I had to pay for each show, individually, that wouldn't be too bad, except that I'd almost never be exposed to new shows to be addicted to, since there wouldn't be commercials in the shows that I was watching. Perhaps, if a show-on-demand functionality were in place, then there would be ads for other shows, or recommended shows, sort of like an "If you like Buffy, you'll love Angel" kind of recommendation, that I could look at on my "program / menu" channel, or what have you.

    Basically though, while ads don't bother me so badly (thanks Tivo), I'd rather not pay for the things that I don't watch, and have more control over what I do pay for. If that's on a per channel or per show basis, I really couldn't say, but I suspect that "per channel" is going to slake the thirst of more people.

    -9mm-

  86. Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the first of a) pointing out the obvious, and b) getting flamed, there ARE other ways in the world to support television besides commercial services sponsored by advertising.

    I don't say you have to like the BBC. I don't say I would like this as a solution in the U. S. I just say, here is an existence proof. Here's one way television can and has "survived" without advertising.

    As it says here,

    The BBC's domestic radio and TV services are financed by the television licence fee.

    The current licence fee (from 1 April 2002) is £112.00 for colour and £37.50 for black and white.

    Anyone aged 75 or over is now entitled to a free TV Licence for their principal address.

    If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.

    For less than 30p a day (colour), the licence fee pays for:

    The television channels BBC ONE, BBC TWO, BBC Choice, BBC FOUR, BBC News 24 and BBC Parliament;

    Five network radio services, plus the BBC Asian Network, and new digital radio services launching in 2002;

    Regional TV programmes and Local Radio services in England;

    National Radio & TV in Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland;

    BBCi.

    1. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.
      That really sucks! Save your money and listen to the radio.
    2. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by jackb_guppy · · Score: 1
      If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.

      I like this inducement. If you can not see the TV you only pay half.

      If you can not hear the TV, do you also pay half? Because of course you would not use the radio.

    3. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      They should try selling BBC service in the U.S. If it were much cheaper than cable TV with its constantly-increasing price, I'd happily sign up. It'd be pretty funny if this service got really popular, showing what a ripoff cable TV is.

    4. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the license covers the national radio channels.

    5. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1
      If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.
      That really sucks! Save your money and listen to the radio.
      I'm guessing that the 50% discount reflects that, as part the normal fee goes to support radio programming as well.
    6. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hmm... At the current exchange rate, that's roughly US$160.00 for the color version. Considering that cable TV where I live costs $40, I wouldn't mind paying closer to $12 per month - especially considering that said $40/mo gives me a lot of crap that I don't watch anyway. It costs more if I get digital.

      Besides, I already pay to listen to public radio where I can, so why not?

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    7. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if the BBC had Carson Daily.

    8. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The comparison to the BBC and licensing fees doesn't cut it. A couple of hundred bucks a year for under 10 channels would never fly in the US, where broadcasters provide, and consumer expect 10x that number of channels. For the economics to translate, consumers would have to pay thousands a year in licensing fees. Not gonna happen.

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    9. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      That's what marketing consultants are for 8^)

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    10. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      I'm guessing that the 50% discount reflects that, as part the normal fee goes to support radio programming as well.
      You only need to buy a licence if you have a TV. There is no licence for listening to the radio only.
    11. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by trickydisko · · Score: 1
      The current licence fee (from 1 April 2002) is £112.00 for colour and £37.50 for black and white.
      If you are registered blind you only pay 50% of the full licence fee.
      I've always found it somewhat strange that you get a bigger reduction for watching in black and white than when you can't see any picture at all.
    12. Re:Well, the BBC has "survived," hasn't it? by JoeBuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost all of the US cable channels just do reruns, while the BBC produces a huge amount of original programming. And with about five times the population of the UK, similar funding levels could pay for five times the programming, all other things being equal.

  87. Go ahead get rid of the commercials by Gunzour · · Score: 1

    Even with my Tivo, I sometimes watch the commercials. Why? Because I'm not really paying that much attention to the TV in the first place. How many people just have the TV on as 'background noise' while they are doing something else?

    Even if it's a show I am truly paying attention to, I will occasionally watch a commercial if it looks interesting.

    But even if you do get rid of commercials, that shouldn't matter, because I am still paying to watch the programming. Last time I checked my DirecTV bill was around $60/month. If the broadcast channels haven't figured out how to get a cut of that money from DirecTV, that's their problem, not mine. The shows I really like to watch tend to not have commercials anyway -- they are mostly on HBO (Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, etc.). And because they are quality programming, I don't mind paying for them.

    No way am I going to pay extra for Jerry Springer or American Idol or any of that other crap. So maybe that means without commercials, that type of programming will go away, and we'll end up with better programming overall.

  88. Well...where's that $45 a month GOING? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I subscribed to AT&T basic cable, I paid $45 a month, and some (well, most) of the channels that I PAID for still have ads. WTF? That money has to be going somewhere. Why not a system where I choose only the channels I want, (instead of packages that throw in channels I will never watch), each one being $1-$3, and all of them are commercial-free?

    That way, for the same price, I could get about 15-45 channels I want and would actually watch, all without the dopey ads. BTW: Advertisers, I've NEVER watched ads. I've always muted them. I can't believe more people don't do this. They are louder than the program I care about and generally annoying as hell. I once had a roommate ask me why I do this. I fixed him with a stare, and asked, "do I really have to answer that?" I'm not sure he ever figured it out...but he's the only one who's ever asked me that.

    I mean, I never watch Oxygen, I never watch that stupid Canadian channel, I never watch the Christian Rock channel or whatever the heck that is, I never watch...ad infinitum. Why do I have to get these stupid channels along with the channels I actually want? The free market should reign supreme here: the channels that suck can be left out to die, instead of piggy-backing on good channels. This is FCC regulation we could really use.

    Oh: I just recently moved, and I didn't hook up cable where I'm at. Now my poor TiVo has nothing to record, but I don't really care that much. I find that $45 more a month when your job is not very secure is $45 more towards making me rest easy.

  89. Sponsored shows by User1234 · · Score: 0

    It could be done like the BMW mini movies. Let a company sponsor the show and their product gets placement. I'm not saying have it as blatant as the Truman Show but instead of having the Friends drink coffee they could drink pepsi and instead of riding the bus they could drive a new 350Z.
    Granted advertising might get intrusive this way but you can always turn off the tv.

  90. On demand by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    The clever move would be to offer the content on-demand via the Internet. Include the commercials embedded in the content. No one is going to strip the commercials and put it back up; who'd waste their bandwidth when the program was available on demand in all the desired encodings? (See BAEN webscriptions.net for an example of how this actually works for another media type, right now, today)

    Then, rig a number of versions of the download which stash the commercials in different places. Each 30-minute show has at least the following places to stash commercials: Before the title, after the title, planned mid-show break, before the credits, after the credits. Given that each spot can hold 1 or more commercials of variable length, you'd make it relatively hard to archive all of the breakpoints for all possible variations. Especially if the commercials change from month to month.

    Folks could still skip the commercials by hand or strip them from their personally downloaded copy, but that's OK... by hand gives you a chance to capture their interest before they skip it just like with the modern remote control. Double the chance really, because with a remote the commercials are usually over before you click back from another station but with a PVR you'll scroll back to find where the show restarted (and scroll back into the tail of the final ad).

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  91. Cable TV? by Zachary+DeAquila · · Score: 2

    Not being able to make money on TV without ad revenue will be big news to Cable and Sattelite TV providers... Not to mention PBS channels which are typically member/community/government supported. And yes fund-raisers are somewhat annoying, but the channels seem to survive anyway....

  92. what about cable? by fliptout · · Score: 1

    I'm probably not the only the only tired of paying ~$40/month to be inundated with commercials.
    Personally, I only want three channels: Comedy central, ESPN, and History.

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  93. Forgetting something. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People watch shows they like LIVE.

    You think everyone with a PVR will skip the survivor finale so they can watch it later without commericals?

    PVR's will NOT kill TV.

    If they do, then good, who the hell cares?
    TV is evil.

  94. I do not care about the TV dying by Etyenne · · Score: 2

    I am saturated with advertisement. They are on TV, on radio, in almost every magazine I read, on roadside panel, on bus, in cinema (the horror! paying to be fed up advertisement ...), everywhere on the Web (unfortunately), ad nauseum. Advertisement make me sick : they are 90% tasteless and mostly senseless, repetive and self-promoting (thats the point of advertising, I suppose). I can do nothing about roadside panel and other invading form of advertisement, but I can do something about advertisement on TV (use a PVR), on radio (I stopped listening to commercial radio a long time ago, I now listen to Radio-Canada [the french-candian public radio]) and on the web (use the "Block image from this server" feature of Mozilla). I am sorry for the content provider, but I am doing an overdose of advertisement; it's a question of keeping my sanity.

    What will happen if the TV die because advertisement money dry up ? I suppose I will rent (or buy) more movie, subscribe to a few specialized news and science channels and spend more time browsing the Web.

    Wait a sec ... that's what I am already doing ! Poor TV channel, poor advertiser ...

    Thinking about it, if I would not have to pay the cost of all this fscking advertisement with every product I am buying, maybe I would have enough money left to actually PAY FOR CONTENT !

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  95. Of course I'd pay.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the business model of TV *shows* HAS already been replaced. Look, FCC restrictions and local market collaborative monopolies have cut off new media types from cropping up--there just isn't the analog bandwidth. HDTV licenses were way overpriced and hogged by the same folks that kept analog from being pushed forward. So, small and medium companies looked elsewhere.

    Where did they go? VHS. VCD. DVD was the big change. Due to the extreme restrictions in communication, due to both the aforementioned business practices, government regulations, and lack of technology (bandwidth), static media delivery have taken up the slack. In my mind, this is why DVD sales have skyrocketed--pure, utter convenience and, while the price sucks, it's not that horribly bad (compare with audio CDs). I hate CSS, and I frequently choose to override it and place on harddrives (I purchase all my content, yeah, I'm a bozo), and I firmware update my DVD-ROM drives to kill region decoding, but I buy DVDs regularly, mainly because their content can no longer be found through TV, theatres, etc.

    Think, why the hell isn't there a anime channel? There's enough of a market. Toonami and adult swim on Cartoon Network is widely watched. But they came out with Boomerang instead of an anime channel (yeah, probably some business arrangements took priority, like whoever owns Cartoon Network). You can't tell me that it's too hard to came up with a new channel--if they can push 6 HBO channels, or 7 NBC affilaite channels, and that game channel (take your pick--game shows or PC gaming), why not anime?

    Now, look at the DVD marketplace. Instead, 9-10,000 copies of limited edition collector packs of japanese animation sell out in days, despite not being well advertised. 9-10 thousand is not that much in the grand scheme of things; nationally, shows have been cancelled for having less than 10 million viewers, but someone's making money.

    People buy Buffy Season 1 and 2, and whine about how the European marketplace apparently is a couple of seasons ahead. Simpsons Seasons DVDs, Sex in the City, OZ collections sell. Nearly all season collections of most popular shows sell readily, due to difficulty in seeing them on regular TV at reasonable times and pure convenience. Porn. Maybe digital cable has like, 10 channels. DVD sales are probably out the roof. Anime. 9g copies of Cowboy Bepop sold out. Esclaflowne (sorry for the spelling) had 10,000 copies blown out in around a week on Amazon, just for the collector's edition.

    I'd readily pay for the first season of WB's Angel. Can't even see it right now. The entire season of season 3 of Farscape (they're on Season 2 in DVDs)--easily dish out at current prices for all 22 episodes a season.

    TV right now is better suited to one-way dynamic content delivery, which was what it was made for anyways--like CNN, CNBC, Bloomberg, local news, sporting events, political commentary. And much of that can already be streamed online, although that audience if far inferior to the TV watching population (but due to habit more than anything). No one really is going to tape that stuff over, because the effort is probably too much trouble and it's convenient enough--watch 6-7 in the evening, or 10 or 11 at night. Or go to 24 hour news channels. They'll just watch it and won't care.

    The only problem TV has right now will be the transition from broadcast to static media (static media cannablizing the broadcast market). And that will necessitate increased reliance on other media for advertising the shows/dvds to watch/buy (besides ads on DVD). Like using radio (as occurs in many metropolitcan areas) to advertise for TV, and internet ads.

    PVRs killing ad programs? What's it to you? Damn cool, imo. Very legit. And if you take that from me, instead of me paying $40 for extended cable (I don't even get HBO and I'm paying that price), I'll just have $40 cool a month to buy DVDs or some other media instead--that's 12 season collections. I really only watch 8 shows on cable consistently right now anyways....although I'd miss the news content (but then, the internet'll probably take up the slack there, as most people already use the wires to get their news fix anyways).

    Hell, maybe Carmack'll put some Mountain Dew cans for us to frag in Quake TV, I mean IV.

  96. have really annoying in show commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my country a lot of local movies and TV shows have advertisements right inside the shows, usually at bottom of the screen, sometimes these commercial have their own music too while the show is still on. I am sure if this model is adopted in U.S. market, it will really annoy everybody.

  97. total TV ad revenues by decathexis · · Score: 1

    I got curious exactly how much money is being made in TV ads right now, wondering if this might be a drop in the ocean. According to TVB "TV Facts", TV ad revenues are at $10 billion per quarter.

    I couldn't find how what percentage of total revenues ads make up for large companies like CBS, but note that total quarterly revenues for AOLTW are at $10 billion (i.e. the same as total ad revenue accross the industry). Fox made something like $2,5 billion, Disney made $6 billion.

    The bottom line: if anyone doubts (like I did) that TV ads are a very important source of revenue, it appears that the sums are quire significant.

  98. Here in the U.K. we pay subscriptions to watch ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what the situation is the U.S.A., but over here in the U.K. loads of the subscription channels on Sky have commercials, so anybody who subscribes to them is paying to watch a commercial channel (!).

    Actually, though, anybody in the U.K. who cannot get Channel 5 terrestrially, (quite a lot of people), and without cable or satellite, actually has access to an equal number of commercial and non-commerical channels, (BBC 1 and 2 do not carry commercials, (except for the advertising of BBC products, which some would argue makes it a commercial channel), and ITV and Channel 4 do carry commercials). So maybe that's why we don't really care.

    Infact, I actually like watching commercials, and have a tendency to start singing the chorus from particularly funny ones whilst in the middle of a telephone conversation, or at other random times of the day.

  99. Who cares about TV? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll gladly give up free television (how many people actually use antennas anyway) in return for access to the television airwaves.

    1. Re:Who cares about TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >how many people actually use antennas anyway

      MILLIONS of people. More people get their
      tv signal via the airwaves than every other
      delivery system combined!

  100. Hey, I've got it! by noizefloor · · Score: 1

    How about pop-up ads? Oh, wait....nevermind.

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  101. Whom the Gods would destroy they first give TV by Ranger · · Score: 1

    from the Thermian (see Galaxy Quest) archives of Earth's historical documents:

    Skipper: "Gilligan, people can't fly."
    Gilligan: (flying) "They can't?"
    Skipper: "No they can't."
    Gilligan: "Oh" (thump)

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  102. Watch old tb to see what w ill happen by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 2

    I would expect this anyway, but watch TV from the 50's - product placement. You see it now to a small extent (most people seem on TV seem to use Nokia phones on Alias, for example).

    You see more of characters saying "Hey, toss me that Pepsi Blue - I love that berry flavor", thing like that.

    till, even in the PVR era, I don't see commercals ever fully going away. Sometimes, thats the best part of the show (especially those Nads commerials ;)).

  103. Re:I got one... by BitHive · · Score: 1
    Sounds like you're insecure with your TV watching.

    The parent post was a rant, but it did not have a condescending tone.

    I enjoy a good TV show every now and then, but I find the TV-watching lifestyle of many Americans, well, disgusting.

  104. Bad commercials means you don't want to watch them by davecl · · Score: 2

    I could trot out the stale comment here about how the BBC, funded by lisence fee, has no commercials.

    But there's an interesting extra point to TV in the UK. Because there's a commercial-free alternative, the commercials themselves have to work to get viewers.

    I've watched commercial TV in the US and UK, and I have to say that the commercials on British TV are a lot better - they're better made, have more interesting scripts and better, more subtle presentation.

    This may be because the makers know there's a commercial-free station that the viewer can just switch to if they want. The commercial must thus be eye catching and engaging. We thus get much less of the hard sell than US commercials, and more subtlty and humour.

    A PVR viewer thus might have their interest caught by a bank advert directed in the Blade Runner style by Ridley Scott (yes, there were such things). The viewer might not want to watch this every time it comes up, but if their interest can be piqued just once by a well-made commercial competing successfully with the impulse to skip over it, then its probably worth a thousand repeat viewings by uninterested viewers.

    Yes, this means networks and advertisers will have to work harder. And that might be just what they're afraid of.

  105. HBO dosen't seem to care.. why dont the others go by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

    away and come up with a "preimier" ad free network.. oh whats that? They don't have content anyone would pay for... hm

    Why don't all the Real Time Dependant (tv/radio) media use thier current tech to come up with other forms of revenue instead of trying to sue new buisness models out of existance? Imagine if monks had tried to turn the printing press into a "hacking tool" and a "Devils Machine, it does the work only a human should!", where would we be today?

    It's complely possible for a tv be 100% subscription based, and there is no reason against it. Just because the current model is based on advertising dosen't mean that it's the only way for them to make a buck.

    A change in the paradigim isn't bad, and if technology dosen't hurt anything, it's *always* a good thing. People require jobs, so people will create jobs around whatever the tech of the day is, not the other way around. If you worry about jobs when making tech you are hurting humanity.

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  106. Re:I got one... by damiam · · Score: 2, Troll

    Well, even on /. trolls do have a lot to do with goats (what they collect from them I'll leave to your imagination).

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  107. Good Riddance by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    First, because this looks so much like one, let me state emphatically that this is not a troll.

    My response is good, let it die.

    Video games can teach strategy, creative thinking, teamwork, etc. At least they're interactive, require input, feedback. I've no problem at all with those. Television is nothing more than thought-control on a large scale. Let's see, what's on CNN today...

    Murder of two girls (affects two families).
    A snip about earth summit protestors (what they're protesting will be a foregone conclusion in a year).
    Scientist blasts Ashcroft (non-issue).
    Franks backs Afghan Probe (hey, we're doing something! No, nothing will come of it. I'll take bets if someone is offering.)
    Priestly was released from the hospital.

    By UN estimates, 1,500,000 million kids have died due to our embargo on Iraq -- which hasn't even so much as scratched our target, Saddaam -- and Dubya is quite eager to provide us with Part Deux at a cost of 80 billion. Oh, right, almost forgot -- defense budget for 2003 is 773 billion even without this added expense, while eduction is only slated for 50B.

    And that's just my rant about the news and it's capacity to turn us into the most hated, docile pricks on the planet. So what about prime-time TV, sitcoms, et al? For that, I can only point to televisions well-documented narcotic-like effects. Wake, work, watch, consume, die. No thanks. Besides, I'd like to live my life instead of living some voyeuristic jackoff existence watching someone else's idea of what it should be like.

    The end of TV as we know it? Good. It doesn't help us, it doesn't teach us, it doesn't make us better, it's damaging. There are few things I would want more than to have every television go blank, permanently. So the idea of the biggies losing their revenue stream? Doesn't phase me. You'd be amazed at the looks I get when I tell people I haven't watched since 1994. Some think I'm nuts. Others will actually tell me I'm nuts. So take the thing, bring it someplace safe, and light the !@#$ing thing on fire.

    The fact that you won't is the lynchpin in my argument.

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  108. Product Placement is the key by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

    I think product placement is probably the most effective way to "hide" ads in the show. Look at any blockbuster movie.

    Placement is already pretty heavy on TV. HBO's series such as Sex in the City or Arli$$ are notorious. Arlis always has Diet coke cans laying around. The girls on sex in the city are always spouting off high-end clothing brand names, so any woman aspiring to be as "cool" as them will go out and blow a couple hundred dollars on a pair of shoes they don't need.

    And since the products are integrated into the show, there's nothing to skip.

    MPEG4 has features to allow insertion of "fields", so advertising space on the scenes can be blocked out, and the product/ad can be inserted by the show itself, by the network, or even the local affiliate. So the Atlanta viewing audience would see Coke cans, while someone in North Carolina might see a Pepsi without having to film the scenes twice.

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  109. We already pay for television... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Every time you buy a product which is advertised on television, you pay a surcharge.

  110. VoD for Network TV by bziman · · Score: 2
    Right now, I'm paying $50 a month, basically so I can watch Daria, South Park, NBA and NFL games. And my roommate has ESPN on continuously with ads for stuff we want to see advertised.

    Seriously, I watch two shows... and they both happen to be on during the SAME TIME SLOT!

    I'd pay $2 an episode to be able to watch any half hour or hour show, any time I want. Oh, I feel like seeing Star Trek. Oh, I haven't seen MacGuyver for a hundred years.

    PPV is around $5 for a movie, but the selection is relatively limited -- I've never ordered Pay Per View because of that. When I can get any movie I want in Dolby 5.1, and have it start when it's convenient for me, then I'll pay $5 for a movie.

    Good lord, I pay to have 900 channels of crap pumped in, because I don't have much of a choice. I'd pay to get ONLY what I want. And then let me subscribe to the sports channels and music channels.

    --brian

  111. Product placement AND... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

    Better Commercials!. SOME commercials are actually done with the notion that they should also have some entertainment value. (A number of the "M&M's" commercials come to mind). Make the commercials WORTH watching and people won't skip them. The handful of unimaginative executives who have lost sight of this concept are the ones complaining about how horrible it is that people aren't strapped to their chairs and FORCED to watch the commercials ("What? You mean we can't just throw together any old crap with some half-naked bodies and the product and MAKE people watch it?!?!?...")

    "Product Placement" isn't actually a bad idea either. If it's done "unobtrusively" (or in a comically blatant way on occasion) it merely makes the shows more "realistic", rather than distracting the viewer excessively from the show itself.

    1. Re:Product placement AND... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Better Commercials!. SOME commercials are actually done with the notion that they should also have some entertainment value. (A number of the "M&M's" commercials come to mind). Make the commercials WORTH watching and people won't skip them.

      So long as they are not overplayed. Possibly no more than once per programme/hour.

      If it's done "unobtrusively" (or in a comically blatant way on occasion) it merely makes the shows more "realistic", rather than distracting the viewer excessively from the show itself.

      In some cases it can make things more realistic, in other cases less realistic.

  112. Better ads are needed by randoms · · Score: 1

    If ads were informative and smart, useful and entertaining instead of the usual offensive, condescending and misleading people wouldn't mind watching them.

    It's up to the ad companies to make compelling ads.

    It's just like my hosts file. Once I get an offensive or misleading ad on the web, i'll add that site to my hosts file and redirect it. It's not that I mind seeing ads, but ads that make false claims or assume undue control of my screen I won't tolerate. /R

  113. Re:I got one... by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

    With WestNile sweeping the nation, no thanks :) Besides, what's outside anyways. I figured you'd at least say play a videogame, surf the net, or hang out with some chicks.

  114. a bit of a summary... by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2

    1. All networks (not just subscriber networks) take cut from cable providers. PRO: TV goes on like we're used to, only without commercials. CON: increased cable bills.

    2. Everything becomes pay-per-view. PRO: only charged for what you watch, things seem to be moving that way anyway. CON: casual viewing becomes much more hastle, you may miss stuff you didn't know you would like.

    3. Give advertisers personal profile, allow them to advertise to me before show. PRO: I don't have to watch adds for tampons. CON: doesn't seem practical. Wouldn't I be less likely to watch a big batch of commercials at the start of a show, as opposed to 2 minutes of commercials in the middle of my program? Also, I don't like the idea of giving my personal info to advertisers.

    4. Product placement. PRO: I'd rather see Buffy slamming back a Coke (tm) for a few seconds as opposed to a 30 second spot for Coke. I realize that in real like people use brand-name products. CON: I don't want to see Buffy slam back a Coke and then exclaim to Xander how refreshing the new XtraClear Vanilla Lemon-lime Coke is. I don't want a product placement that, in any way, distracts me from the story.

    Personally, I would like to see 2 and 4 in combination. I would like some product placement to subsidize pay-per-view costs.

    --
    "Now gluttony and exploitation serves eight!" - TV's Frank
    1. Re:a bit of a summary... by bnenning · · Score: 2
      CON: casual viewing becomes much more hastle, you may miss stuff you didn't know you would like.


      To solve this, TV producers just need to learn from drug dealers and make the first hit free.


      I'd rather see Buffy slamming back a Coke (tm) for a few seconds as opposed to a 30 second spot for Coke. I realize that in real like people use brand-name products.


      Good example, Apple uses product placements in Buffy and it is unobtrusive. It fits in very well too; of course Willow's going to use an iBook instead of some boring Wintel machine. This also has the advantage that even if the shows get pirated, the advertising remains.


      Personally, I would like to see 2 and 4 in combination.


      I agree completely.

      --
      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
  115. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by Theom · · Score: 0

    What makes commercials effective is the building of a trademark. Have you ever wondered why there are big posters with nothing but a logo on them? When you go to shop look what you will buy -- the 'noname' or the product with big posters and commercials. It comes down to this -- when you have two products that are the same you will buy the one you have seen around, because it gives a sense of trust: you 'know' it.

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    mp3: l33t term for empty.
  116. three words VIdeo On Demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a company I will not name who works with a several large cable companys. Video On Demand is here via cable systems. Its only a matter of time before the PVR merges with VOD and you get all your programming, commercial free, on demand for a fee. Thats how they will make money. Content Providers (read FOX, HBO, Skinamax, CNN) can package up their offerings, then sell it for a certain price. Popular shows can be sold simply on the free market. If you do not like a show you can bet the producers will know it the next day. Obviously this will kill Neilson Ratings unless they hop on board to do something intresting. On the flip side to help keep costs low its possible to show picture-n-picture mini-ads, or better product placement or hell pop-ups! Heidious I know but clearly a middle ground is being found on the internet.

  117. ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!!! by ArcSecond · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, so here's my idea. Which is a total 180 from everyone else I've read here so far. How about a channel that shows ONLY commercials? Hell, how about a DOZEN channels that show only commercials?

    Seriously, I'm sure advertisers would love to pay people to watch their 30 second films. And you could choose which "kind" of commercials you wanted to watch by special interest, language, product type, etc.. I have found that the better commercials tend to be a lot more entertaining than your average Friends episode (I'm thinking best commercials in the World here, not just North America).

    There might be some weird splash-over of people watching commercial for products that aren't available in their area (watching a stylish commercial for a Europe-only car or a funny Japanese toy commercial, for example), but the programming becomes REALLY simple when all you are doing is showing one 30 second spot after another... this might mean we now need Ad Jockeys (grimace).

    The purpose of these channels (which could actually be fun to watch), would be to pay for the non-commercial channels bundled with them. So, if you watch x commercials, your cable is free (or cheap, rather).

    Don't want to watch the commercials? Just pay the difference. Poor white trash? Make a little money while you sit on your ass. Everyone is a winner. Or not, as the case may be.

    --

    I've got a bad attitude and karma to burn. Go ahead. Mod me down.

  118. The Cable TV Model by mcloran · · Score: 1

    Having just come from the cable tv business (don't ask, started in the ISP business and suddenly found myself doing cable programming contracts...) - I can tell you a little about how that world works. Basically when you pay your cable bill somewhere around half goes to programmers - i.e. 10 cents for foodTV, $2.25 for ESPNx (the most expensive), $0.60 for Disney channel, etc. Most cable programmers get around half their revenue from these subscriber fees and the other half from advertisers. So ad-free TV will just cost you about double on your cable bill. OK, maybe not double - assuming the cablers agree to lower margins but the same gross dollars per connection - but at least 50% more... (like that'll happen!)

    Of course, I don't think this would happen overnight. Instead there will be a continuum of gradually increasing programming rates as PVR penetration increases and other ad models fall short. The industry is scrambling because they don't believe consumers will pay double on their cable bills ($56-72 basic cable anyone?) so they are talking about ads filling the bottom third of the screen, product placements, volunteer ads, and everyone's favorite - 'broadcast only flags' enforced via dubious laws and technology.

    There is another issue with ad-free TV that will significant. Today the broadcast channels (ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, WB) are free to cable companies - this is due to some high-priced negotiations carried out via bought congr^h^h^h^h lobbyists and finalized in the cable act of 1992. Something about the broadcasters getting spectrum and the cable guys having 'must-carry' rules - blah blah. Anyway - in an ad-free world you would have to think that another $5-10 would plop on your cable bill ($66-82 basic cable anyone?).

    (How unfair to the broadcaster you say? Well - they get even by using the free content rights as clubs to force the cablers to take other (ABC-->disney channel, fox-->fox sports, etc.) expensive basic channels, but that is another story...)

    Satellite customers are on the same basic model. For the remaining 15% or so of people who aren't cable or satellite customers - I'm not sure of the endgame. Perhaps they are cross-subsidized by the cable and satellite customers and the cost is eaten to maintain broadcast licenses. Or maybe the broadcasters have to find a new model or maybe the stars of 'Friends' will just find themselves making a lot less money... One can only hope...

  119. No need to worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -There are many voluteers who will bravely watch these commercials in order that you may skip 'em. Exposure losses to PVR will continue to be neglible.

    -If by some chance the flow of drivel should wane and eventually stop, you'll be better off.

  120. Different commercial lengths, spurratic breaks by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    The PVRs work by jumping ahead 30 seconds. What if each commercial was a different length? So instead of 6 30 second commercials in a row, how about a 17 second commercial, a 42 second commercial, and a 74 second commercial? Sure, you could still visually fast forward, but you'll catch something. (the mute button and the dreaded "Channel Up" button have been around for years to "skip over" commercials, but they're still advertising on TV...)

    Or instead of having 7 three minute commercial breaks an hour, what about 84 fifteen second commercial breaks? The break would be done before you could reach the remote. :)

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    Macintosh humor! MacComedy.com
  121. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wasting only 6 hours a day on Slashdot? I'd like to know how you can control yourself so well.

  122. dvd by Idolatre · · Score: 1

    What about quickly releasing every show on DVD?

    I don't watch much TV, and I would prefer buying the shows I like than paying a monthly fee for cable, which I use at most 20 hours per month.

    They should release Enterprise season 1 now instead of waiting 10 years after the serie has ended. In 20 years it will be too late, I'll have already been tired of waiting for years and will just download all the series on a napster clone

    Same thing for the Simpsons, why is it taking so long to release each new season?

  123. I'v already seen it and it's thorooughly annoying by meatspray · · Score: 1

    There I am in the middle of my mid evening TLC. (the learning chan.) Enjoying some junk yard wars or something of the like, when, in the middle of the show, this icon appears on the bottom right of the screen, ok no biggie, it's about 2 inches the same size you see on comedy central or cartoon network, then it expands to 5 inches tall (on a 25 inch tv) and there's two people pantomiming an advertisement for their new designing space show or something like that. Even though I was into the content on the show i was watching, I couldn't concentrate on the show for at least 30 seconds while these two dorks pointed at a sign listing their show and time. I decided right then and there that there was a snowballs chance in hell that i'd watch anything with that advertising tactic, worst thing is this is a cable channel I pay for this!

    nast advertising technique, it's inescapable, if you turn it off in the middle you loose some of the show.

    puts me in mind of those flash and dhtml ads that popup on the websites each unique visit.

  124. Cut some salaries!! by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    Advertisement are needed so they can pay all those greedy sitcom actors. Why not just give them all a big paycut? That would save on the amount of commercials we'd have to be subjected to in the first place. Some of these idiots are making hundreds of thousand of $$$ for barely 20 minutes a show, 5 days a week. How many hours does it really take to put a show together anyway? Especially when using the same sets over and over again. Give me $50,000 a year and I'd be happy to be the idiot in front of you for a short time each day. Of course the obvious solution was mentioned first. Just get rid of the freakin' TV.

  125. Why assume we need commercials at all? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1
    "I've heard a few interesting ideas such as:

    1)having people pick a few ads from a list and watch them before each show
    2)giving advertisers a profile of your interest and let them show you a (smaller number) of unskippable ads for things you are really interested in
    3)having the products show up in the show itself (product placement). For example: Buffy, after killing a vampire, could then slam down a Mountan Dew.

    The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek? Would you prefer pay by the show, subscribe to a show/network or be forced to watch commercials? I'm interested in hearing what system would bug you the least, or if you have your own ideas how it could work."


    Good ideas, but you're assuming consumers need to patronize commercials in order for entertainment to survive. I don't agree.

    There are so many proponents on slashdot for open-source software...but what about "open source" books, or music, or theater, or visual art? There are thousands and thousands of very talented people, who have hobbies they are passionate about. I'm sure they would be thrilled to be showcased (i.e. televised).

    How many more sitcoms do we need? Professional-scale budgets have produced so many programs...haven't we pretty much seen it all? Think of all the crappy movies and tv and music coming out lately...are they crappy because there are no talented artists anymore? I doubt it. I think we've exhausted most of the possibilites...and hollywood is getting bored with itself.

    Ideally I'd prefer to see television be completely flattened as a media. Something that has not 200 channels...but 20,000....a tree-hierarchy of interests(like usenet). So if for whatever reason I'm interested in tv.alaska.wildlife, I can goto the appropriate domain and see hundreds of stock programs about the subject....some amateur(free), some professional(paypal), some in between. The point is, if I decide that amateur content is "good enough", I'll watch those things for free. If I want professional content, I'll pay for it.

    This could happen if every home in america was equipped with 100Mbs. It's just 1 or 2 generations of upgrading, but once it's in place...would we really need any of the old content/media companies at all? 250 Million amateur directors, musicians, poets, authors, artist is a lot of amateurs...if just 0.001% of us was good at just one thing. We would have more than enough fresh and novel entertainment to go around.

    --
    The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
    1. Re:Why assume we need commercials at all? by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      Open source entertainment?

      *shrug*

      I spent a couple of summers in the Seattle area, where they had (and probably still have) a public-access channel. On it were some of the strangest shows I've ever seen, like "Bong Hit Championships" (dial in and inhale while they time you, if memory serves) and, ISTR, a very strange Rev. Bruce something-or-other who delivered odd, philosophical rants while his minions rigidly stood at attention behind him.

      While people may be good at one thing, you may have to search and search and search to find /them/ amongst the crowd...

      --
      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    2. Re:Why assume we need commercials at all? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      Peer review mechanims are pretty easy to put into place, do we really need to pay for peer review?

      --
      The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
  126. They'll always make you pay by bogasity · · Score: 1

    In the late '70s, the local cable company in my hometown sent people door-to-door to sell the benefits of cable television. The biggest benefit that they touted was that there would be no commercials on cable channels since the networks were collecting money directly from the consumers. Within a year all the channels were showing advertising, except for the "premium" channels that only show their own (and affiliated) advertising. No matter what business model is selected, advertising will always be a guaranteed source of additional revenue. As a result, it will never go away.

  127. Who gives a flying fuck about TV business models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen a single minute of television in the past 2 years, and I'm quite sure I haven't missed anything. Quite the contrary, I suddenly realized that I didn't have to be a brain-dead zombie! Now I can actually do productive meaningful things with my spare time, like code or read books. I can't believe people actually pay to watch cable TV (which still has commercials). If every local TV station in America goes out of business, Halleluha! Who the hell cares! Haven't you guys heard of the internet?

  128. There's no such thing as a free lunch by StarBar · · Score: 1

    Either we pay through taxes, subscription fees or commercials. Skip the commercials if you want, the push model is outdated anyway. Today we want to look for the information, not get it down our throats during the favourite soap opera. The trick for the operators is to go IP TV. With IP TV an up channel is enabled to the end user so s(he) can interactivelly choose what to look for. Click on the car (in the movie), a soap (in the soap opera) or the celebrity to be transferred to an information site (not advertisment site!) about the topic. If you don't care you don't care. Also ordering pizza from a nearby restaurant, movies on demand, on-line gaming and instant news about your favourite war will convince some people to pay.

    Pushed ads is an outdated business model!!

  129. Are we willing to pay for TV to survive? by LoKi128 · · Score: 1

    TV and any other media source can survive without ads. Just look at HBO, which only has ads for other HBO shows. HBO also runs ads on other networks to bring people to them, but I guess that could be replaced by word-of-mouth and free trial periods.

    What does have to change is mostly a salary issue with some of the people in the entertainment industry. Now, first of all lets make it clear that I appreciate and to an extent "love" these people. I grew up with the crew of A-Team, McGyver, etc... and quite honestly I can say that in a way, they were good role models.

    Now we have shows like Friends for example. I don't watch TV all that often anymore, but I've seen quite a few episodes of Friends and I enjoyed them. But then later I find out that they get payed like 100K or 1M dollars for each episode or some other absurd amount of money. Well, that's all fine and dandy, but the question is, are WE willing to pay for it?

    Right now we pay for TV in a myriad of different ways. The products we buy because we saw an ad on tv is one of them. The cable bill is another. The ads themelves do nothing to pay for TV, but they send money over to companies that will eventually trickle down to the studios. There is no way to say how much money the ads really make. I know a little economics, but when I took the class my freshman year of college, it seemed more like a whole lot of statistics and predictions on what people WOULD do, not what they really did. For example, if hamburgers cost half of what they do, people buy twice as many. Yeah right.

    All of this leads to something similar to a pay-per-show system. Each episode of Farscape costs me $5, so for a month of new shows I would be paying $20 (for example, with one new episode a week) and then "free" replays of all the past episodes during the other days of the week. The question I have is this: For this model to work, how much would we have to pay?

    It would be really informative if someone that knows how much each episode of Farscape costs. This means the salary for the actors, but also all the other stuff, like animators, catering, key grip boy and everyone that makes the show happen. Then divide by how many viewers the series has, and that should give you a number. I'm pretty sure it will be much more expensive that what we are all willing to pay. I guess this means that bad shows would just die off. But then, how would new shows get started? It's like any business I guess, and if the studio shares the equipment, would be much cheaper. It all comes down to the actors asking for insane amounts of money for doing what they do. Oh and not just the actors, but everyone in the chain. What amount of money should entertainers make? More than a doctor? Or an engineer? Or more... than a teacher? After all, Sesame Street taught me a lot, but I doubt they taught me more than any of my school teachers. Why are THEY not making 1,000,000 a year?

    Hmm I guess after writting for a while, what I'm trying to say is that greed messes everything up. It is not enough to make enough money to live comfortably now. You always have to make more, and more. Money itself is not evil. It just represents goods, like apples and oranges. But when the pursuit of money becomes distorted, maybe because of an overgrown ego, a feeling of being so important that you actually convince yourself that you are worth an infinite amount of money, then societies crumble. It has happened time after time, and it will only continue to happen.

  130. doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful


    > In many ways, I have found life without TV a big improvement, in that I can now think.

    If you can't think watching tv, you probably can't think without one, either. Get a grip.

    People who categorize all tv as evil or stupid are guilty of stupidity themselves. There's _plenty_ of well-done, educational, and inspirational programming on tv (if you count cable channels). Shows like West Wing, Buffy (despite the lead character & actress, this show is amazing. Easily among the best writing around.), and others. When you toss in shows on PBS, channels like Discovery, History Channel, hell, even the Cartoon channel, you've got a lot of great stuff available. It's not all 'Full House', and hasn't been for many years. No matter what you're into, there's something, probably several somethings, somewhere on a cable channel for you. Now, that said, is it worth the money? Depends. Basic cable, or expanded basic, is a great deal. Pay channels usually aren't. Sure, they show uncensored movies, but considering how many times they repeat the movies, I dunno. Most movies aren't worth watching more than once, to me. I'm more likely to watch things on Turner Classic Movies than I am to watch the latest thing on HBO or Showtime. I'm not really into HBO's "original programming", so it's not a big draw for me. I'd be willing to pay for channels like BBC America, though, if it were offered here in Kansas City (which it isn't), and the same goes for Sundance Channel and some others.

    1. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People who categorize all tv as evil or stupid are guilty of stupidity themselves."

      Did your TV tell you to say that,slave??

      "Shows like West Wing"
      -leftist democrap dreaming

      "Buffy"
      -teen vampire angst?!?! pu-leeeze

      "and others."
      -yeah,right...good sample

      "Basic cable, or expanded basic, is a great deal...'Full House'...Turner Classic Movies...HBO's "original programming"...Sundance Channel and some others."
      -blah,blah,blah...latest episode of friends...blah

      jesus christ man,WAKE UP!!!

      TV is a TOTAL waste of time...you could gee,i dunno,get a REAL LIFE instead of watching actors pretend they have lives.

      Get out of the house,meet some people,be a REAL parent to your kids,learn how to fix your car,sail,plant a garden,start a small business,lose weight,etc,etc,etc...
      Life's too short to be stuck indoors staring at an electron gun projecting moving pictures all day.

      WAKE UP!!!

    2. Re:doubtful by limekiller4 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Tumbleweed writes:
      People who categorize all tv as evil or stupid are guilty of stupidity themselves.

      Man, this is such a flame-ready subject, ...so ...just bear with me for a second.

      If someone is exceptionally good at stacking cards, it doesn't make me a fool for not watching him do it. Similarly, just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing, being hand-fed the whole thing. In books the imagination is stimulated. Games can teach logic. Group activities teach teamwork. But TV just entertains. At the very *best* it is a surrogate for your own life, actually going out and doing things.

      It is with this last fact in mind that I consider all TV evil and stupid.

      As an experiment, introduce yourself to people for the next few weeks and mention that you haven't watched TV for x years. Watch the reactions you get. Doesn't this seem a bit odd to you? Perhaps even, dare I say, symptomatic of an addiction?

      If you want to take it one step further, don't watch TV for a week. See how uncomfortable, edgy and irritable you get. They've offered financian rewards to families that could pull it off and most couldn't, citing the same types of moods that caused them to switch back on.

      Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

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      My .02,
      Limekiller
    3. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Get out of the house,meet some people,be a REAL
      >parent to your kids,learn how to fix your
      >car,sail,plant a garden,start a small >business,lose weight,etc,etc,etc...
      >Life's too short to be stuck indoors staring at
      >an electron gun projecting moving pictures all
      >day.

      Here's a question for you: what if these things don't interest the person. What if they find gardening to be a boring waste of time? What if fixing the car doesn't excite them? What if they hate sailing? List goes on . . .

      . . . and finally, what if they like watching TV? If they truly enjoy it then why should they waste their short life doing other things that don't make them happy. Damn; some people need to realise them whats best for some isn't what's best for all. You might not think that TV is a worthwhile activity but some do (I actually don't watch a whole lot of tv myself. In fact I don't even have one here. I can a tv tuner installed solely for watching enterprise once a week when they're not doing reruns, and occasionally watching Leno). However I'm not about to criticize someone's actions because they're not like mine

    4. Re:doubtful by jbbernar · · Score: 1
      No matter what you're into, there's something, probably several somethings, somewhere on a cable channel for you.

      The problem isn't the quality of the programming, it's simply sitting in front of a screen, swallowing images of fictional worlds. Whether one watches Buffy, the History Channel, Dan Rather, or Un Chien Andalou, it's the same thing -- when TV doesn't distort in the name of entertainment, it domesticates.

    5. Re:doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing,

      By this argument, the same thing applies to movies, so great films, like, say, Casablanca or City of Lost Children, do nothing for you - you're just sitting there, doing nothing. TV and movies can also stimulate the imagination. I get great ideas from movies, and even if I didn't, what's so bad about being entertained? It's not a dirty word, you know.

      > In books the imagination is stimulated

      That depends on the book, and upon the reader. I enjoy lots of tv, but I'm also a writer, photographer, and several other things. I find it interesting that someone on Slashdot, of all places, is bitching about tv. Methinks you need to take a long hard look at yourself.

      > As an experiment, introduce yourself to people for the next few weeks and mention that you haven't watched TV for x years. Watch the reactions you get. Doesn't this seem a bit odd to you? Perhaps even, dare I say, symptomatic of an addiction?

      I'd say that more likely, the reactions are those of people who realize you're an extremist, little different from, say, someone on a macrobiotic diet. As the saying goes, "Just because noone understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist."

      > Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

      Yep, I do think that's crazy. Not as crazy as burning books, but it's certainly within the same mindset.

      At the very least, sell your tv to someone else. :)

    6. Re:doubtful by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      > The problem isn't the quality of the programming, it's simply sitting in front of a screen, swallowing images of fictional worlds. Whether one watches Buffy, the History Channel, Dan Rather, or Un Chien Andalou, it's the same thing -- when TV doesn't distort in the name of entertainment, it domesticates.

      Then you shouldn't be reading books, either, as you're just sitting there in front of the pages, swallowing written images of fictional worlds. Don't look at any photos, either, as it all depends on one's perspective as to what the photo represents. Don't listen to anyone else's opinion, because hey, that's someone else's point of view, and while we're at it, don't do anything that's entertaining, just for the sake of entertainment, because, well, that's just WRONG, isn't it?

      As I said in my first post on this thread, if you can't THINK while watching tv (even the most mindless of programs), you probably can't think at any other time. An independent, THINKING mind cannot be made to STOP thinking just by watching tv.

    7. Re:doubtful by bv3nut · · Score: 1

      Life's too short to be stuck indoors staring at an electron gun projecting moving pictures all day.

      Like, say, your computer monitor?

    8. Re:doubtful by bbtom · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying TV is a bad thing. It could be great. It could be fantastic in fact. BUT, people...
      a) watch FAR too much of it
      b) 99.9% of the stuff is complete trash (like home shopping and bad soaps and crap)
      and c) the stuff that is good is shown so infrequently.

      In moderation, and selectively TV can be a good thing. But exercise control extremely tightly.

      I'm not "proud" that I don't watch TV. Well, not much. I'm proud that I have more time to spend with my family. I'm proud that I have more time to spend writing my book and working on my site (and helping my mate out with his). I'm proud that I can read more stuff.

      And most of all, I'm proud that I'm not getting hyped up about a bunch of overpaid actors acting badly and flinging out bad cliches.

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      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
    9. Re:doubtful by nathanh · · Score: 2
      If someone is exceptionally good at stacking cards, it doesn't make me a fool for not watching him do it. Similarly, just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing, being hand-fed the whole thing. In books the imagination is stimulated. Games can teach logic. Group activities teach teamwork. But TV just entertains. At the very *best* it is a surrogate for your own life, actually going out and doing things.

      So when you watch Taxi Driver you're not thinking of the implications of the movie? You're not thinking that Travis - for all his faults - was a victim of circumstance just as much as a victim of his own prejudice? You're not concerned about the ending of the movie, where his villainous character is worshipped in the media? You're not even THINKING about this stuff?

      My TV has classical concerts, plays, dance, ballet, movies, documentaries, science programs, political satire, etc. Are you saying that none of this makes you think? That none of this is worth your time? That none of this can teach you something?

      I say the problem isn't with the TV. It's with the content you watch. Or it's with you.

      Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

      You could sell it. Or donate it to your local charity.

      But I think you just proved my point.

    10. Re:doubtful by Nameles · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has an LCD? :P

    11. Re:doubtful by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      "As an experiment, introduce yourself to people for the next few weeks and mention that you haven't watched TV for x years."

      But why would anyone just freely come out of nowhere and say they don't watch tv? Its a meaningless comment. I read a quote online where someone said that to another person and the person replied something like, thats great, I don't go around saying I don't kill people.

      The only reason someone comes right out and says they don't watch tv is to make themselves somehow feel superior to other people, but in fact it just means they are missing out. Current pop television culture is just as important as other means of media and those of you not taking it in are missing out.

      But then again its your choice to withdraw yourself from the rest of the world.

    12. Re:doubtful by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > If you want to take it one step further, don't
      > watch TV for a week. See how uncomfortable, edgy
      > and irritable you get.

      My TV broke down about six or seven years ago and I didn't get uncomfortable, edgy or irritable at all. It's still broken not because I am engaged in some heroic gesture of self-denial but because I have simply never gotten around to fixing it. After all, I hardly ever watched it anyway. Too many more interesting things to do.

      > They've offered financial rewards to families
      > that could pull it off and most couldn't,
      > citing the same types of moods that caused them > to switch back on.

      I know several families that don't own TVs. Of course you'd probably call the religious nuts.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    13. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you can't think watching tv, you probably can't think without one, either. Get a grip."

      Some people cannot do without TV - You.
      Some people can - Him.
      Some people like a few shows, but cannot stand the majority of commercials so they mute them - me.

      We are not Ford Model T's. Everyone is different, you know. Maybe you should get a grip.

    14. Re:doubtful by Angry+Toad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sheesh. By this logic reading a book is also a complete waste of time. I mean, you're just STARING at a PIECE OF PAPER covered with INK SPOTS talking about THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Don't even get me started on nonfiction - there's no such thing - every writer comes at book with a viewpoint decided beforehand. It is all a TISSUE OF LIES! Stop reading now!

      Seriously though, there's a disturbing puritanism about the anti-TV people. Of course spending 4-8 hours a day staring at the tube is a waste of your life. Duh. That being said, I don't really feel guilty for sitting down to the odd documentary, or even something funny once in a while. In the end it's all about what you decide to watch, and about knowing when to turn it off.

    15. Re:doubtful by Shelled · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you can't think watching tv, you probably can't think without one, either. Get a grip.

      Watching TV regularly makes you accustomed to its cliches and idioms. You learn to take them for granted and they disappear. Buffy may be good TV, it doesn't approach good writing. Neither does the suffocating majority of what passes for entertainment - or information - being broadcast. I stopped watching about five years ago and start swearing at the tube after twenty minutes now. It's not violence or sexuality or anything like that, it's the unbelievably insipid and disingenuous mindset of almost every show and commercial. I'm no longer accustomed to its 'badness'.

      If you grew up in abject poverty and part of every day, from earliest memory, was spent rummaging through the dump for food, you'd naturally learn to differentiate between bad trash, acceptable trash and excellent trash, but it's still TV.

    16. Re:doubtful by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      Zed2k writes:
      But why would anyone just freely come out of nowhere and say they don't watch tv? Its a meaningless comment. I read a quote online where someone said that to another person and the person replied something like, thats great, I don't go around saying I don't kill people.

      Poorly phrased on my part. I've never walked up to someone and said, "Hi, I'm Jason. I don't watch tv, glad to meet you." But ...and just trust me on this one ...a reference to television comes up real, real quick in your average conversation. When in groups they're easy to duck but when someone asks you, "It was like that time on ______ when Bob stuck the cheese in the ________" and the fact that your confused look began long before the sentence ended...

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      My .02,
      Limekiller
    17. Re:doubtful by mbourgon · · Score: 2

      Two comments -
      1) I know DirectTV used to have a series of commercial free stations, like ACTION, MYSTERY, etc. They were standard TV shows (I remember Highlander on Action and The Prisoner elsewhere), just syndicated on these channels. 15 minute break between shows, where they'd advertise other shows on that channel and the like. Are those still around?

      2) Tumbleweed: HBO has one good show, and I pay to watch it - Dennis Miller Live. Showtime has two: Odyssey 5 and Jeremiah.

      --
      "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
    18. Re:doubtful by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      John writes:
      "My TV broke down about six or seven years ago and I didn't get uncomfortable, edgy or irritable at all. It's still broken not because I am engaged in some heroic gesture of self-denial but because I have simply never gotten around to fixing it. After all, I hardly ever watched it anyway. Too many more interesting things to do."

      Glad to hear it. Studies indicate you're abnormal. I'm still glad to hear it.

      "I know several families that don't own TVs. Of course you'd probably call the religious nuts."

      I'm dating a fundamentalist for the last 6 months. I, however, am an atheist. Don't get me going. =)

      --
      My .02,
      Limekiller
    19. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But TV just entertains. At the very *best* it is a surrogate for your own life, actually going out and doing things.

      No. TV can just be entertainment. It can also be educational. It can inform. It can stimulate the imagination and stimulate discussion.

      It is with this last fact in mind that I consider all TV evil and stupid.

      Then your opinion is demonstrably wrong. TV is neither evil nor stupid. Nor is it good or intelligent. Both are characteristics of people, not inanimate objects.

      If you want to take it one step further, don't watch TV for a week. See how uncomfortable, edgy and irritable you get. They've offered financian rewards to families that could pull it off and most couldn't, citing the same types of moods that caused them to switch back on.

      As it happens, I watch very little. There's been long periods when I've seen no television at all. I've never found myself suffering any of the symptoms you describe. Why did I go back to watching? Because there's the odd programme I enjoy. Just as I sometimes like to read a book, write code on my computer, go for a walk, see a movie or hang out with friends.

      Presumably you feel the same way about alcohol consumption as you do about television. Or, come to that, recreational sex.

      Better yet, burn your TV? Think that's crazy? You've just made my point.

      Why would I burn any of my possesions, especially ones that have a significant resale value? Yes, I think someone would have to be crazy to destroy something they could sell instead, and the only point you've proven is that not watching TV hasn't helped your ability to actually think things through any.

    20. Re:doubtful by io333 · · Score: 1

      I was a college drop out.

      I threw my TV away.

      I now have two advanced degrees.

      YMMV

    21. Re:doubtful by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Then for you, the correct statement is "HBO HAD one good show"..... The bastards killed Millers' show. :( Though I am pleased to see that someone else has the same logic for for buying those channels as I do (your reasons for Showtime match mine).

    22. Re:doubtful by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      But ...and just trust me on this one ...a reference to television comes up real, real quick in your average conversation. When in groups they're easy to duck but when someone asks you, "It was like that time on ______ when Bob stuck the cheese in the ________" and the fact that your confused look began long before the sentence ended...


      You can have the same blank look if you DO watch TV. Maybe you just don't watch "______", never heard of "Bob", and don't care where he stuck the cheese.
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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    23. Re:doubtful by bbtom · · Score: 1

      (Most of) The Slashdot crowd aren't the problem - it's the mindless drones who will sit and watch anything for hours on end, even if it's shit.

      And to take your joke semi-seriously - how about programming books. How can you bias an instruction book on PHP? Or a reference guide to Linux?

      --
      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
    24. Re:doubtful by japhmi · · Score: 1
      You know, sometimes I just have to sit and relax and do nothing. Just watch TV. Sometimes I need to _stop_ thinking and just veg out. Being an Academic who spends all day using his brain means sometimes I need to stop.


      Of course, I still watch TLC and the History channel... (and sometimes my fiancee gets worried when I'm yelling at the History Channel telling them "No! do some research!")

      --
      "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys" P. J. O'Rourke
    25. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm eating lunch right now and I don't feel like typing... I just want to say that I agree with everything the parent comment has said. That pretty much sums up my POV as well.

    26. Re:doubtful by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > I'm dating a fundamentalist for the last 6
      > months. I, however, am an atheist.

      Then you and I are both abnormal: we are among the few on this continent who are not religious nuts.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    27. Re:doubtful by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      No, it's just you. I'm a nut too.

      http://www.nofaith.org/

      That's me. Ignore the blond hair. I don't know what I was thinking.

      --
      My .02,
      Limekiller
  131. Ideas: make skipping more annoying that the ads by solarrhino · · Score: 1
    This is far out, but you said you wanted ideas...

    Use encryption. Broadcast the first segment of a show in the clear. Then at some random time during the first commercial break, announce a one or two digit code. Make the announcement so short that fast-forwarding would miss it. Then broadcast the rest of the program encrypted. If the viewer wants to see the rest of the program, they have to enter the code into a remote.

    Of course the encryption can be broken - or you call a friend for the code, or just try all of the possible codes until one works. That's not the point. The point is to make skipping the ads (and missing the code) more annoying that just watching the ads.

    Maybe you could sign up advertisers to sponsor the decoder hardware in exchange for logos on the remote. Also, maybe offer a premium cable version of the programs, available without encrytion (but still with ads) for a monthly fee.

    The downside of all this from the network's point of view is that the programs have to be worth watching beyond the first commercial break!

    --
    "Lord, grant that I may always be right, for Thou knowest that I am hard to turn" -- A Scots-Irish prayer
  132. It's a trick by narftrek · · Score: 1

    BRAVO Mr. Milo Mindbender. I congradulate you on your new internship at some pathetic marketing company. I know the economy is tough right now and finding a tech job is hard so you had to take what you could find. But please, passing on your research and marketing work to /. to figure out for you is pretty lazy. I know you need to fast track your way up in the company to pay your bills but maybe you should have payed more attention in college (assuming you went to college) and learned to think for yourself and use your own thinking skills to come up with a good way to make people pay attention to annoying commercials. Your question sounded like a troll to me and I reply with a troll. Your move.

  133. Been Getting a Free Ride...so good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compared to the Internet ad model TV Stations and Networks have been getting a free ride. Web Sites that rely on ads for revenue have to provide verifiable traffic to web sites paying for the traffic and in many cases ,for instance where a web site referring traffic gets only paid a percentage of the sale made attributable to his traffic it's simple: show results or die. Until TV Stations and Networks adapt their business models to today's reality they should sink or swim based solely on their ability to deliver real sales to the folks PAYING for the ads (and indirectly us who incidentally do pay for content as we pay higher prices for everything we buy as advertising costs are incorporated in the cost of almost everything).

  134. Who needs them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't have a PVR or a new TV set. If broadcast TV goes belly up, my quality of life won't suffer.

    Given the fascist legislation that the MPAA, RIAA and the networks have and continue to lobby for, I would just as soon see the whole lot of them go bankrupt.

    I used to turn in pirates. No more. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. As long as they don't spam me, I won't interfere with them.

  135. You get exposure even if you fast forward the comm by CySurflex · · Score: 1
    The TV industry is adapting. I work at a TV channel, and I'm seeing it first hand. We have a huge sponsorship deal [pg.com] with Pringles (Procter & Gamble).

    Obviously part of the sponsorship includes ads on TV, but it also includes changing one of the show titles from "Cheat" to "Cheat Pringles Gamers Guide", and changing the actual set of the show to include Pringles "stuff". The show home page [g4tv.com] on our web site (for this show) is also part of it.

    You get exposure even if you fast forward the commercials.

  136. More money, more money..... by Malicious · · Score: 1

    All these people posting that they want to pay more and more money for their cable.

    I mean, i pay $40 Canadian a month, just to have cable TV in my house. That's for 2 tier cable, which provides a certain number of specialty channels. I also pay for 4 movie channels, which don't have ads [except for themselves].

    If some fatcat, decides that advertising isn't working, because people keep changing the channels when their ads are on, and decides therfore, to charge per-show, ontop and above the regular cable charges, than i'm going to have to just throw out my TV. There isn't a good enough sitcom, to justify +$120/month.

    The problem with todays society is however, that if this idea were to go thru, you'd have all your AD free TV, that you're paying for, but you'd STILL get to see "Buffy Slam down a Mountain Dew" after every Vampire.

    TV and Cinema are in the same boat. It's when we start getting Commercials half way thru movies, that i'll stop watching moving pictures altogether.

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  137. free after 6 years by utunga · · Score: 1

    i dunno if this is completely on topic but i would like to see *all* tv, movie, video content made completely copyright free after some *reasonable* period, like 6 years..

    people would then pay for the distribution/storage costs but pay nothing for the content..

    that way you could end up with a kind of library universalis of any show older than x years... just name the show, or find by actor/director etc.. and bang there it is.. Prisoner, in color.

    why not? is my question

  138. I would prefer "Customized Cable" by Longinus · · Score: 1

    Instead of paying 45 bucks a month for 60-70 channels of crap, I would rather spend that same 45 for fewer channels that I personally select (Comedy Central, Sci-Fi, Cartoon Network, TechTV, etc.) but with no ads. Your cable bill would be determined by how many channels you wanted and a set rate per channel. This would seem like the best solution to me because I don't pay for crap I don't want, and don't have to watch Country Music compilation commericals during Adult Swim.

  139. Three methods of advertising by ccady · · Score: 1

    1) Product placement.

    Look at the placement in movies, and look at the old-time radio shows. This way, you cannot edit out the advertisements--they are part of the entertainment.

    2) Split-screen ads.

    Notice how Oxygen puts a black bar at the bottom of the screen during the movie? It allows them to advertise at you while the show is playing. Once again, the ads are part of the broadcast.

    3) Make the ads entertaining.

    This is really product placement on steroids. Start with an ad and add enough content that people want to watch it. I remeber seeing an infomercial with Danny Bonaducci (sp?) that I loved watching, because he was so caustically entertaining. [Unfortunately for the advertiser, I no longer remember the product, but that's not the point.]

    I would not be worried about the advertisers. They will find ways to get their product/crap/treasures in front of your eyes.

    --
    J'aime mieux les méchants que les imbéciles, parce qu'ils se reposent. -- Alexandre Dumas
  140. Re:PayPerView after evaluation period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow that took three whole paragraphs to hit a "wtf".

    Apparently an appliance that hit it's most recent generation 10 years ago is comparable to an appliance that hit its most recent generation 50 years ago, especially when comparing non-weighted installation numbers.

  141. What the future could be... by JFMulder · · Score: 2

    During the last two summers I worked in a company that makes software for TV companies. One guy there believed, and I agree with him, that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

    Basically, television sets would have access to the internet and producers would define hot zones in the video where the viewers can click to get info on some item on the screen. You like that top Buffy is wearing and would like to see your girlfriend in it? Then just click on it and you will be redirected to the website of the company who makes and sells it. You can then buy it. I can't tell what would happen if you actually clicked on Sarah Michelle Gellar tought... Never have you been harassed to buy the product. Everybody is happy. You found something you wanted, and they've found a customer.

    It could easily get out of hand (maybe Steven Speilberg had this type of advertising in mind when he made Minority Report and has made sure his movie would be friendly to the future technology), but it's definitely an interresting idea.

    1. Re:What the future could be... by Syncdata · · Score: 1

      My knee-jerk reaction was to say pay-per channel would be the only solution, but I very much like this line of thought. All it would take is a static address through the cable/whatever hookup, and usage of Green screen technology.
      This would be especially nice for advertisers themselves, as they could target users within various age groups. Imagine logging into your TV, with no more information offered then age and gender, and when a character on TV picks up their green screened can of soda, it turns out to be a Mountain Dew, or Pepsi, or whoever paid the producers more to hit that age-bracket/gender. Let alone logos on shirts/hats/billboards shown in the program. A producer could litter a television show with as many advertisements as they desire, and they would be precisely targeted at the intended viewer. I would be more than willing to log into my TV to avoid 7-8 minutes of advertisements per 30 minute program.

      --
      "Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean
    2. Re:What the future could be... by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      That is a fantastic idea. Product placement with targeted audiences! Perfect- but it also requires that they deliver an infinite number of channels to cope with multiple product placements if it's truly targeted. The best compromise would be to shoot all the programs with greenscreened products and then open the product placement up to a competetive bid. Start really low, let market value (demand) determine price. Show the scenes to the prospective retailers. I think then they'd only have to show one or two (east coast/west coast or over 30/under 30. m/f??)

    3. Re:What the future could be... by mpe · · Score: 2

      that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

      You mean more like "my makeup is so good it survives doing all sorts of things with the undead"...

      You like that top Buffy is wearing and would like to see your girlfriend in it? Then just click on it and you will be redirected to the website of the company who makes and sells it.

      Problem is there actually needs to be a company making the garment or product. There probably would be a big market for "superhero clothing" which stayed neat whatever happened to the wearer.

    4. Re:What the future could be... by Syncdata · · Score: 1

      Actually, It might be quite possible. Typical Cable signals have riders which can transmit data, but ordinarily don't. This is how most Close Captioning works, the data for the caption gets attached to the rider. It would take a heck of a compression technique, but I think that the room for the data could be added. Of course, we would also all have to purchase enabled televisions/boxes, but I would do it in a heartbeat if I could exchange heinously long and frequent breaks for the oh so irritating product placement.

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      "Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean
  142. Product Placement by lardcanoe · · Score: 0

    Ok, I'd MUCH rather have ads than horrible product placement. I know there is some now, but I've seen systems being designed at MIT to let tv watchers be able to get info about anything currently on the screen, from the shirt an actor is wearing to the type of chair they are sitting on.

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    ** Curb Your Enthusiam **
  143. I tell you what model.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ../

    The same modelthe Jim Lehrer and Co. use on the News Hour! Their "This program is sponsored by" model of advertising is short and to the point. It's a hassle to even bother skipping it!

    Are stations going to adopt that model? Probably not. What you will probably end up seeing is Ad-Banners plastered at the bottom of you screen along with plenty of good old 30 sec commercials.

    1. Re:I tell you what model.... by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      Jim Lehrer has very modest production expenses, and is running on PUBLIC TELEVISION (read: TAX DOLLARS) and not real business-television. Unfortunately, I've noticed a bit of garage-sale attitudes here regarding content. We GPL type people would obviuosly like everything to be available. Connie Chunk (sic) makes her living on television. She sells commercial airtime for a living. You try to run 200 150kW transmitters 24 hours a day on your budget sometime like ABC and CBS do- You'll see that advertisers only pay for EFFECTIVE advertising.

  144. i guess pay per view is too obvious huh? by *weasel · · Score: 1

    if those that produce entertainment embraced the technology, they could sell the damn shows individually. want friends? it's a buck an episode. want x-files? it's 2. want Simpsons? $1 an episode.

    and then there's still product placement in the production itself. without ads, placements would just go up in demand.

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    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
  145. Less pay by ttyp0 · · Score: 2

    When I think of shows like Sinefield and Friends, do TV actors really need to make $100,000 an episode? Perhaps if their salary was reduced, my $40/month I pay in cable might be worth something.

  146. In show advertisement of course by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    Just like in movies... "Hey, I know its a tough life as a cop... how about a delicious Dunkin' Donut's brand doughnut?"

    Or then they can just do the computer overlay ads... like what you see done on ESPN Classic.

    "Hey dad! Reggie Jackson is wearing a Pets.com hat!"

    I think it will just make the shows even that more annoying IMHO.

    --
    What is music when you despise all sound?
  147. Isn't it a case of just too much? by TecraMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a European, I am shocked by the amount of advertisement on US TV. It makes me wonder whether the broadcasters are killing their own business model by saturating your TV experience with commercials.

    I guess the European reaction to adverts is more muted becuase we have so much less advertising - most commercial TV stations here show at most two to three blocks of adverts per 90 minute film or one to two blocks per 30 minute show, (in addition to the blocks in-between the shows themselves).

    Now, maybe this is subjective, but I've also found that a lot of European adverts seem to be higher quality (specifically in the UK, the Netherlands and Scandinavia), possibly as a result of the competition for the smaller amount of advertising space available.

    With that combination - a reasonable amount of higher quality adverts - I would pick advertising-based commercial TV over most of the other formats (even the BBC's licence-based funding model, which reduces the power of the viewer to vote economically when TV quality goes down, as the BBC's has recently).

    DS

    1. Re:Isn't it a case of just too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A popular past time in america is whining about how television violence is corrupting children in america.

      "By the age of 18, the average child has seen 100 million murders on television" - or whatever.

      I have never *ever* heard them take the same stance on advertising.

      If the average commercial is about 30 seconds and there are an average of 12 commercials per half hour and the average child watches six hours of television per day (I think the number is actually higher) then we're talking about almost 1 million ads on television alone by your 18th birthday. Not to mention a total of 328 total days (24x7) of television ads and 4.5 (24x7) straight years of television by that same time.

      And that doesn't count the advertisements on the day to and from school. In fact, I would be stunned if 99.999% of children couldn't find more than 100 logos or advertisements within their line of site sitting on their living room floor.

  148. I like commercials! by roachmotel3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing something, but I actually like watching commercials! Sometimes, I do find them to be insulting, especially the ones that treat me like a child -- however I also find some commercials to be humorous, entertaining, or thought provoking. I'm sure I'm not the only one that feels this way, right?

  149. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
    It's the same with people looking at their watch. Ask someone who checked their watch what time it is, and see how many have to check again

    It can work that way with your wallet, too. I once wondered if I needed to go by the ATM on the way home, so checked my wallet.

    About 30 minutes later, I wondered the same thing, and checked my wallet again.

    About 30 minutes later, I again wondered the same thing, and was about to check my wallet, when I remembered that I had already done this twice, and also remembered that between now and the last check, I'd passed an ATM and not stopped, and so deduced that I must have decided last time that I didn't need to visit the ATM.

    I don't know what this means. I suppose it is pretty bad that I kept forgetting what my checks had shown...but it's a good sign that I still had the mental capacity to reason around the problem.

  150. commercials aren't going away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they'll just be continually aimed at the more vulnerable low income market segment that can't afford PVRs.

    The rest will turn into popups either in-show or overlayed on top of the show that simply cannot be filtered out. this is already happening on a lot of channels (scifi does it for upcoming show adverts; the oxygen network does it continually; most networks put an annoying logo in the lower right corner at all times, etc).

    If all TV were cancelled due to advertisings demise it would be a great day for humanity. $10s of billion of dollars in the industry says it won't happen.

  151. How about personalize commercials? by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    Since the entire reason people skip commercials in the first place is because they dont appeal to them, how about just simply allowing people to check mark what interests them and have commercials personalized to them. I own a TIVO, i've used it for nearly 3 years now. It's probably the best invention in quite a long time, however, I *do* watch commercials that interest me. When I am skipping(fast forwarding) them with my TIVO, I often stop and watch something that catches my eye. Be it movie trailers, new computer ads, or the latest BMW advertisements. I suspect other TIVO owners are doing the same, and simply NOT just skipping everything like some might think. We're watching those ads, but only the ones that interest us and are GOOD. TIVO can see what commercials people watch, and where they pause and rewind them. Chances are, most of the pausing and rewinding is when a Brittney Spears commercial airs and she bends over to show a ton of cleavage. If advertisement companies can get that info, and realise that most guys want to see cleavage, then I really doubt anyone would be fast-forwarding through commercials for TAMPONS as long as it has some high profile gorgeous female celebrity talking about them while wearing a bikini while bending over for the camera. It's simply really.. Why is this a big issue?

  152. Entertaining commercials... by DrCode · · Score: 2

    The advertisers have already made changes: The commercials are getting to be more and more entertaining. Those of us who have been around a while, and watched television in the 60's, can tell you how terribly annoying many of the ads were.

    Now, for example, you have 'Target' ads with decent music, cool designs, and pretty women, which are often more entertaining than the shows themselves.

    1. Re:Entertaining commercials... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

      A vague memory from when I took German in college (@ 1977): the instructor (a native German name Claudia) noted that in Germany at the time, all of the commercials were collected together rather than interupting the show. This meant that the advertisers went to some lengths to make their ads interesting and entertaining. A really simple solution but with a pretty profound effects. The five minutes or so of ads were more than long enough to do something else so, according to Claudia, the advertisers came up with some very inventive ways of keeping the audience to the point where some of the ads were better than the drivel.

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  153. I know.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funding? That's easy..

    We have the executives of the RIAA, MPAA and all of the major studios and networks take turns bending each other over for tips.

    This would of course be shown constantly as a new Fox special - When Executives Bonk each Other!

  154. Can anyone say BANNER? by oneself · · Score: 1

    They are just going to stick a banner on the bottom
    or top of the screen. I've already seen some
    stations do it. Try skipping that with TIVO.

    1. Re:Can anyone say BANNER? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the person who comes up with the PVR or TV that can selectively crop and zoom a part of the screen will make some serious funds.

      Of course, the answer to THAT will be to make it move (top, bottom, left, right), and the arms race will continue.

      Ultimately it will get to the point where the great unwashed just give up and let these weasels crap all over their TV experience. The privileged few will merely download their favorite show from someone who has captured it and filtered out all the crap.

  155. The Question Is Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster asks what would happen if everyone stopped watching commercials. This question makes about as much sense as asking what would happen if everyone bought a Tivo at once, or all the oxygen atoms bounced over to the eastern hemisphere at once, or what would happen if [insert something ridiculously improbable here].

    Things like advertising revenue models don't happen overnight, even when they're happening at relatively breakneck speeds, like web site banner advertising models. Things like that change slowly, and there is always reaction and adaption to change.

    Don't worry, Timid Ask Slashdot Submitter - I promise you that television programming won't cease to exist if a few people use a box (that is relatively obscure, considering the entire population of television viewers) to skip D-D-Dodge D-D-Dodge D-D-Different ads.

    Considering the unmitigated crap being shoveled at us today on prime-time television such as the current onslaught of "reality" and dating shows - productions designed to cut costs to a bare minimum by doing away with things like scriptwriting and the use of actual actors - we could only be so lucky.

  156. I think ads do work, and I do appreciate them by Cliffm · · Score: 1

    I love finding out about new products.

    I don't think ads sway if you have a preference for something. For example, I will never find coke to taste better than pepsi, or water, no matter how much advertising they do. However, I was intrigued when Saturn and a couple of Truck companies introduced the "third" door, and I think that it is worthwhile for TV Networks to show off new shows, because I might be inclined to watch them. (CSI or Witchblade come to mind

    So I do think that ads have their place, I just wish there was some sort of opt out, or way of indicating no interest, like in the case of femine products or adult diapers. :)

  157. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you know, I went for a 30+ mile bike ride this morning and I really enjoyed it.

    And reading and posting to /. is a hell of a lot more worthwhile way to spend time than watching TV. When I'm browsing the Web, I'm constantly reading and thinking about what I've read. When you watch a TV show or movie, you're looking at moving pictures, which even a young child who can't read can comprehend. The mental effort required between TV and the Web are worlds apart.

  158. Commercials are evil! by mlerner · · Score: 1

    I am sick of commericals, if I want to skip them I will and I don't buy anything on TV.

  159. Asking the wrong question by Nurf · · Score: 2

    I have had the advantage of living in both Africa and the USA, and I can say straight off that the question misses the point altogether.

    Commercials are not required to keep TV going. I know this because I have paid for TV, and got lots of stations with very few adverts. These adverts were only shown between shows, and there weren't very many. Mostly there were musical interludes, or a screen counting down to the next show. (I think this is changing, but that has more to do with greed than anything else.)

    I would love to be able to buy cable TV with no adverts and specify exactly what channels I want. Remind me again why I should have 200 channels of absolute shit? I'd much rather have 5 channels of decent viewing.

    The current model in the USA is one in which channels sell viewer's eyeballs to advertisers. Period. You as a viewer get no control over what shows should be on. You get to watch ridiculously short shows because of the 20 odd minutes of adverts rammed down your throat. In fact, the shows are only there as fillers between the adverts, and wouldn't be there if advertisers could figure out a way to get around it.

    TV in the USA will continue sucking until the viewers actually have real control over the money that goes to broadcasters. Until then, they are just eyeballs.

    I only have experience of four countries, but the USA TV model is by far the crappiest P.O.S. I have ever encountered. So bad in fact that I got rid of my TV.

    How much does it actualy cost to run a station? Somehow I get the feeling it doesn't have to be as much to do with COST as much as PROFIT. As long as consumers in the USA can be convinced that they should sit down and be forcefed crap because there is no other way, this will continue.

    There is another way. It works well, and it's been around for ages. It just involves the USA media cartels not having the power and money they would like. It also involves the "consumers" learning that they way things are done now has nothing to do with necessity.

    I've never understood this fetish for advertising. Hopefully it'll one day just be a short entry under "insanity; greed; wasting others' time" in the history books.

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    1. Re:Asking the wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, almost every television station and network in the country is owned by a company which is publically traded on the public stock exchange. Those who own stock are allowed to vote with their shares. If the owners (american public) of these stations really wanted to rid the world of commercials (or at least the current trend of tactics) on television, they could. Again, in a capitalist system, the people have the control (just like with their government). It just so happens to be that that the majority of people who own share of companies are as stupid as those who vote in elections.

  160. the poetic model by igottheloot · · Score: 1

    all commercials must be in the form of haikus!

  161. Product Placement/Place-over by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watch a reasonable amount of TV, maybe 3 or 4 shows a week that I routinely watch, and then stuff if I'm just bored.

    I do watch a lot of European Soccer, particularly English Premiere League. Soccer's a great way to show how to work around an advertising problem: The game is played for two continuous 45 minute halves. No TV Time-outs like (american) football/basketball, no injury time-outs. It just goes for 45 minutes, then stops for ~15 for half time, then goes again for another 45. So Advertisers have a few problems: no commercial breaks in-game, and the big-ol' 15 minute break in the middle is enough time for me to go grill myself a hamburger, grab a beverage, go to the bathroom, change the oil, etc. (although not at the same time).

    So there're a couple of strategies employed. First, the obvious, that "this game is brought to you by so-and-so: slogan". You'll also find that the score display in the upper-right of the screen is "brought to you by so-andso", who just display their logo under the score constantly. Then, of course, the teams have logos on their jerseys, something which I am amazed American companies/sports teams haven't jumped on.

    But as I ramble, I come to the ACTUAL idea. I started noticing that company logos are displayed in the center circle and corners of the field, in a manner that makes them appear to have been mowed/rolled into the grass. Of course, it isn't mowed/rolled in, it's digitally added, which makes it appear as though, say, budweiser has mowed the center of the pitch, when in reality it was simply added in later.

    Let's take a couple of examples, which would be wildly easy to insert:
    1) The friend's appartment has some poster on the wall, which, say changes week to week. Maybe it's a movie poster this week, maybe a pseudo-vintage coke ad.
    2) The TV in a scene is playing some sort of advertisement. This would be especially amusing.
    3) More mention of stores, and in particular, cars. Outside of the Seinfeld Black Saab, and Joe Suburbs shining up his vintage 60's muscle car while chatting with his neighbor, cars don't get a lot of play on your average sitcom or drama (knight rider/Viper excluded). For example, I know that in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cordelia drives a Chrysler Sebring, but that's only because I'm a geeky car guy. She never mentions it by name, but does indicate an attachment to it and how cool it is. Why not a few exterior shots as character X gets into his new Subaru, or as Jane Doctor on Medical Drama Du Jour pulls up to the hospital. Car Geeks like me can identify the car by the look of a fender, but if the public knew that Jane Doctor drove the new Toyota Camry, maybe that's a good motivating reason for them to own it. Heck, they make the Acura NSX look cool as hell in Pulp Fiction, and they don't ever even tell you what it is.

    So, to summarize: product placement, but in different methods than are currently used. Instead of a stupid pepsi billboard, have the characters order a pepsi at the amusement park's drink stand. Instead of a commercial about the new Buick Rendezvous, make it obvious that the wholesome soccer mom love interest drives a Buick Rendezvous. Instead of "movie guy" telling us in 30 seconds about X-Men 2, make it seem that X-Men 2 is so cool that Joe Cool-Character would want to have the movie poster in his apartment. Creative integrity isn't really spoiled, instead of a character at the bar saying "lemme have a beer" he says "gimme an MGD". What's changed? Nothing really. Frame up a shot so that Suzy is walking toward the screen, with the rear of the new BMW Z4 visible on the right side and Suzy on the left. What's changed? One camera angle, which an assistant director would likely have taken care of anyway. Then maybe dump a solid five minutes worth of advertisements in between shows, so that people watching it "live" still catch some other ads. Not exactly a 'problem solved' but it does implement the ad in a different manner entirely.

  162. Simple Enough by djellusion · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember the movie 'The Truman Show'? Commercials will simply be molded into the shows. We are already begining to see this in movies like Austin Powers: Goldmember (drinking the aquafina water and holding the label out in broad view, the tons of advertisements while driving around etc etc). The advertisements are just going to keep getting more bold as time goes on and devices like PVRs come out which make it easy enough to skip past commercials. Other than that, companys could always just spam everyone :)

  163. Commercials NEED to be INTERESTING AND FUNNY by armyturtle · · Score: 1

    This is how you make money with commercials. Commercials are not going anywhere, I assure you. If you think about it... there is one time of the year that MANY people WANT to watch the commercials: The Super Bowl. They are notorious for being original, funny, and captivating (although, not so much in recent years). What is going to have to happen is that advertisments will need to appeal to people. This really is not a new concept. In fact, it is the appealing commercials that generate revenue for the advertised product(s). No longer are there going to be those STUPID, repetitive, and non-original commercials that make you want to change the channel immediately. No my friends, now they are going to be forced to actually do their jobs. You can't put any old crap out there anymore and expect it to fly. You're going to have to make people WANT to see your ads. It's going to be a FIERCE competition... and as a result, we should see some REALLY funny stuff. Who knows... maybe this'll even make tv finally more liberal. As liberal as reality itself; I am tired of the television serving up what THEY think is appropriate. NEVER limit my choices on ANY product. Throw everything you got at me, and give me a way to make my OWN choices on my end of the medium. PS: I HATE almost almost all car commercials with a PASSION!!! I've rarely seen a good one.

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  164. Re:REMEMBER THE SLAIN SLASHDOT READERS ON 9/11 by WindowsTroll · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For goodness sake, lets drop most of the 9/11 sentimentalism. Yes, the events of 9/11 were tragic. Yes, it was the most horrific act of terrorism ever committed. But, it is time to get over it and put it in perspective.

    During WWII, more soldiers were killed on a typical day than were killed on 9/11. During the six years of WWII (1939-1945), there were 7.5 million soldiers and 15 million civilians killed. That averages out to over 10,000 people a day for six years. The 3000 people killed on 9/11 seem insignificant by comparison.

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  165. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by Antity · · Score: 2

    I don't know about the US, but here in Europe there are several TV shows that show the best/funniest/strangest commercials from all over the world.

    I love to watch these shows. Many of the commercials are even by the usual big companies that just don't run these commercials in my country.

    Hell, even _these_ shows are interrupted by "local" commercials, but it is just fun to watch.

    Most of the ads that are presented to us by the companies' local departments are just plain crap. Either crap, or they are running far to often. I hate to see commercials for the very same product four or five times an hour. Worse if it's crap.

    Marketing droids: Just make better commercials. This doesn't have to cost more. But most of what you produce is just.. well...

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  166. This is a non-problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ever hear what Groucho had to say about television?

    I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

    Television is for semi-literate idiots, so who cares...

    Oh. This is Slashdot, home of the lifeless.

    Never Mind!

  167. I cancelled cable half a year ago. by Technomancer · · Score: 1

    For $20 Netflix subscription I watch all the movies I want without commercials. It is two times cheaper than cable and no ads :)
    I dont need news, I have enough of my own problems to hear about other people problems and there is always CNN.com.

  168. Very simple. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    A State-owned TV that is paid for by the taxpayers. This works fine where it exists (outside of the USA).

    1. Re:Very simple. by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      Ah yes...get your content, news and commentary from your government. As an added bonus, you get to control the thoughts of your subjects (citizens) !YAY! Russia and Cuba have this already! (Russia had some citizen level control until Vlad the Derailer took control of their radio and television stations about a year ago) ChinaTV anyone! Guaranteed no political dissidents or malcontents on the air at any time!! Parent post not thought through/applies to perfect governments only. Know one? Not I.

    2. Re:Very simple. by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      Replace a commercial-owned, pro-capital TV with a state-owned, pro-statism TV?

      Well... it's as bad, really, but at least you wouldn't get to see as many annoying ads.

      (One thing that bugs me by public service TV and radio here was that they had no ads, but they did have trailers. What ever happened to the idea of just sending programs? How many times do you want to see that trailer, anyway?)

  169. Dejavu?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have anyone ever read 'Contact', remember that the multi-mega-millionaire got that rich because he had invented a system that cut down ads, it was based on the sound level, because during the ads the sound is turned up a bit (or *Quite* a bit).

  170. Subscriptions? Wouldn't help... by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2

    My preference as a UK citizen would be (a) keep the BBC funded by a license fee because then there's less commercial pressure and better output, and (b) have all other channels charge a subscription fee. Obviously you could choose whether or not you wanted a certain channel.

    The trouble is it wouldn't help. Why? Well the evidence speaks for itself: We already have subscription-only channels available by satellite and they show MORE adverts than the normal free-to-air channels. Even channels such as UK Gold and UK Play, which are part-owner by the BBC, routinely show 8-10 minutes of adverts in a 30 minute slot.

    (Apart from making you question what the subscription fee is for, this ruins the flow of a show and creates a feeling that these channels are just adverts with programmes thrown in occasionally, instead of the other way around.)

    In an ideal world TV would be free. In a plausible world we'd pay a reasonable subscription fee and not have to put up with adverts. Realistically, though, whatever happens, we're going to have more and more adverts thrown at us, whether we pay or not.

    But I still don't find ads half as annoying as on-screen logos...

    The UK Campaign for LOGO FREE TV

  171. TV?? by imsirovic5 · · Score: 1

    Why would we need TV?? Honestly there is absolutely nothing on TV that can hold my interest. I do watch DVD's sometimes and thats about the only thing that my TV is usefull for. All the media (news, infromation, research) I need I get from the internet. Internet has replaced TV completely in my case.
    I do think that todays non-interactive TV format is ancient.. I can picture us sometime in not too distant future wondering how in world did we manage to just sit there watch that TV BOX that constantly fed us whatever Media Bosses wanted us to see.. The greatest thing about the internet is that you controll information the way you want it. Whatever you want to research or do is available 24/7. So to talk about how to keep TV content alive without commercials does not make sense, since TV as we know it will die soon and will be replaced with someting else more interactive and meaningfull. I am sure I am not the only one that made complete switch from TV to internet?

  172. Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but $150 TV tax gets you the BBC channels ad-free only!

    Every other channel has ads just like the American ones.

    If you never watch BBC channels (I don't) then that $150 has been STOLEN from you for a service you never use! (Admittedly, I listen to BBC Radio 1, but you don't pay TV tax to listen to the radio!)

    1. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by efuseekay · · Score: 1

      Yeap. And pay $50 for 80 channels which 75 of them are useless channels that totally suck.

      Try BBC. They are pretty good. In fact, they are very good (with typical brit stiff-upperlipness of course).

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    2. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree. Here in the US you have to get cable, otherwise you're stuck with NBC and ABC (they're the only local terrestial channels I can receive). Then with cable you do get more channels, almost all with ads, and the best bit is I pay almost $600 a year. Maybe the beeb isn't so bad.

    3. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have satelite television (direct tv and so on)... then you don't even get your local stations or the networks. You can't get them even if you want to.. because the local stations and networks can't find it in themselves to cooperate with the dish network systems.

    4. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but in the UK if you pay $45 a month, you can get every channel including some of the premium ones, and those are small beans on top of that.

      The problem is.. THEN you have $15 a month extra for a bunch of channels you might not even watch. At least I chose to pay for those in the $45 a month package, whereas I have pay the $15 a month just to have the TV sat in the corner of my room doing nothing!

    5. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by caek · · Score: 1
      If you never watch BBC channels (I don't) then that $150 has been STOLEN from you for a service you never use! (Admittedly, I listen to BBC Radio 1, but you don't pay TV tax to listen to the radio!)

      It's not theft. It's taxation. The license fee is to purchase a license to allow you to operate a device capable of recieving colour television pictures. As it happens this money is used to fund the BBC, a service that you claim not to use (although how you could get away from it I don't know). Firstly, the BBC includes BBC Radio (which gets its money from the television license fee, and has done since the radio license fee was abolished). And secondly, since when has not using something been an argument for refusing to pay for worthwhile public services?

      You pay for plenty for stuff you don't use in this and every other country in the world. I don't get ill very much. I don't begrudge paying for the NHS. Presumably you have your own computer, in which case you're probably not claiming Income Support. The BBC is a public service in the same way. It's not an entertainment channel like NBC, CBS, ABC or even ITV. And it's worth adding that the BBC provides many minority services that would be difficult to fund using adverts such as the World Service, BBC News Online, independent foreign correspondents, etc., etc.

      If you think this amounts to theft I don't think you're going to be happy anywhere in the world (except maybe Zimbabwe).

    6. Re:Uh, only BBC channels are ad-free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      if you pay $45 for the appaling crap Sky spouts, you're an idiot... so, I guess in that case, it's more an idiot-tax.

  173. I have an idea that applies to paysites as well by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    I think what we need is a new sort of Visa card that has a $1.00 (or equivalent) maximum transaction amount. This would be used as a password type access to paysites , and premium content at news sites, etc. The $1.00 max transaction size should be coupled with a one daily transaction limit, and NO recurrences. That means that each transaction should have to be OK'd by the owner of the account. This would allow people to pay for that content that they USE, like MP3s, ($1 not that unreasonable), instead of subscribing to a site that will bill recurrently until an act of God stops them. Free content is expensive for the provider, and we all know we should pay for some of it. We also need to be able to trust the providers. Since we can't blindly trust everyone, we have to have a method of diminished risk to pay for small transactions. Your gold Visa is not a good choice. Would you be willing to sign up for a bankcard type account like this if enough content providers signed on to this method instead of monthly subscriptions? Your Cable company ( or sattelite) could use a similar method to allow people to skip commercials if the customer paid for the content value (about 1/2 cent per viewer per commercial or so- depending on timeslot)

  174. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm.... stimulating content indeed.

    Please don't pretend that the internet is a worthwhile waste of time. TV and "the Web" have about the same ratio of informative content to crap. You choose whether or not to seek out the informative portions. Joe Average uses the internet to chat pretending to be a different gender, trade music, and look up porn and you know it. Not a breadth more worthwhile than sitting your fat ass on the couch and watching ER.

  175. Actually, the BBC is part of the 'establishment'. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    But the BBC is part of the 'establishment'. It's not a separate company that is bound by all of the same rules and regulations that all other British companies have to live by. The BBC is basically a part of the 'State'.

    Paying the TV tax to the BBC is no different than the way you pay your state taxes to the state you live in and not to Washington. The BBC is part of the establishment, so I consider it a tax.

    And keep car insurance out of this. Car insurance is a good thing, and if we didn't have it, millions of people would get severely burned financially in crashes etc. Getting rid of the TV licence would harm no-one except ITV, since the BBC would, undoubtedly, steal some of their advertisers.

  176. It depends what TV can do for me... by drnomad · · Score: 3, Informative
    In Holland, we have public television. Usually because the government provides the channels with a very high budget paid from the people's taxes. Also laws say that the channels should have certain percentage of education, certain percentage of culture and certain percentage of etc...


    Sure, these channels provide much better TV (well, for me anyway) rather than the commercial channels, which broadcast the same average bull as the US channels do.


    I think there are several questions you might ask yourself when creating a business model. What can TV do for its audience?


    Once, four of the 8 commercial channels here in Holland, who own the best watched soap opera, announced that they would go behind the digital decoder. They made a gamble that people's addiction to this soap would force people to accept the new system. But what happened, a smaller national channel announced that they would never go behind the decoder and they owned a soap opera which was less popular, but still. So in the end, nobody went behind the decoder.


    So what is TV for people? Education? Entertainment? There's one little problem with TV : forcing the customer to do anything that they're not doing now and which costs them more money will end-result in a competitor giving the same service without the force. People want freedom, not watching Buffy does not mean you're gonna die.


    Just simply thinking of a business model is not enough. There's enough TV around anyway - you must have a good reason for me to watch your stuff.


    By the way, both education and entertainment have substitutes: go to a theatre or a concert or perhaps read a good book. No TV does not mean no fun.


    I guess you really have a problem.

  177. It's already dead... by mtec · · Score: 1

    ...for me at least. I got too disgusted by the ads 8 months ago, so -- out went the TV. The only way I'd consider getting another one is if I could pay $ to subscribe to a limited set of commercial free channels.

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  178. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Joe Average uses the internet to chat pretending to be a different gender, trade music, and look up porn and you know it."

    Sounds like you know from personal experience...

  179. Re:Its funny...(BBC and CBC) by plcurechax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ads for BBC programmes are between shows not ever 10-15 minutes, so you can watch a show without interruptions. Which is very nice when the BBC runs movies on BBC1 or BBC2. I can't watch a movie with ad breaks, it ruins the experience. So I pay for premium movie channels like HBO.

    I use to get a kick out of American shows on BBC, they would insert "signs" like "end of part 1", "end of part 2" so that the pause in the footage, designed for commercial break, still worked. I think it also helps timing, but that is secondary to the viewer.

    CBC in Canada use to be commercial free, but without a TV license, their budget was too small. So now their budget is still too small and they have commercial. Mainly to afford to buy cheap American sitcoms and movies.

    I watch less and less "commercial" television. When I can, I prefer to go to an independent cinema, and watch an independent film. On average, I am fall less disappointed with indie films, see a broader range of cultural material (not just sitcoms from LA and NYC), better stories, and save money. I mean I would far rather see Amelié or 8 1/2 again than Blue Crush.

  180. Star Trek has always been one hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek has always been one hour long. Always.

    1. Re:Star Trek has always been one hour by QuasiRob · · Score: 1

      Not when they show it on the BBC with no adverts padding it out.

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    2. Re:Star Trek has always been one hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it goes down to a shade under 50 minutes.

      Luke

    3. Re:Star Trek has always been one hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek: The Animated Series was only 30 minutes an episode.

      "We could always throw tribbles at them."
      "I thought Vulcans didn't have a sense of humor."
      "We don't, Captain."

  181. And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    The question is why would we want to put "free" tv out of business?

    Regardless if you think that their business model is out of date (which it isn't), millions of people rely on local tv for news, severe weather alerts and the like.

    It seems quite selfish for PVR owners to ruin television for those people too poor to own such devices. If they choose to not watch commercials, great... but there is no reason to kill my local stations who bring me free programming.

    The sick thing is this: Cable TV shouldn't charge you for channels, many are commercially supported. The only thing you should pay for is HBO, etc (actually, they should charge only a modest amount for those Comedy Centrals and etc., although we pay out the ying-yang).

    What is bothersome is when you pay for something and you get commercials... other than that how can my local NBC station collect money on every set out there with rabbit ears? Exactly! they can't!

    Really, it's like web sites who provide information or entertainment but don't sell a product: how can they expect to survive? Donation? Give me a break.

    1. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather watch the big(not really in some cases) 6 go up in a blaze of mediocrity. They don't do anything but rehash shit is already taking on some serious dust from the 50s.

    2. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Wait, so now people are owed free tv, just because they had it in the past? And cable tv should be free, just because it has ads? That's not a necessarily very accurate statement. Sure, cable stations have both ads AND subscriber revenue, but that's in part because each channel has a lower viewer base overall than the main networks: so despite the same number of ads, they don't get paid as much (since ads pay out in viewership, not mere display). So of COURSE they need subscriber fees to balance out the discrepancies...

    3. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      so now people are owed free tv, just because they had it in the past?

      No, they aren't owed it. But the dream of this country was a television in every home.

      Believe it or not there are good things that come through your local TV stations like crime and weather alerts for example.

      This country now DEPENDS on free TV, and it's essential that we don't lock out the majority of the population and risk their lives (and our strength) by not wanting to watch ads.

      Now that I've looked at it this way you doth protest too much. It takes a cry baby to not want something for free and complain that people still want it.

      If cable was to take over because it had better programming or less ads we would see it. Yet, even by your own account, the main networks still rule. And that is in spite of advertising.

      If you have the luxury of a PVR, great. But don't think that it's an excuse to get rid of "Major" television.

      If you had a plane would you expect that the roads be torn up?

      Free TV is essential to our nations survival for many reasons, not only speech issues (presidential debates, whatever) but Emergency Broadcast etc.

      You have no clue

    4. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you are simply making an arguement of habit, not of any sort of fundamental need.Just because we have become accustomed to doing something a certain way doesn't mean that change is bad.

      I>It takes a cry baby to not want something for free and complain that people still want it.

      Eh? If I can make any sense out of this arguement, it sounds like you actually think that "free" Tv is "free." But it's not: it's paid for using a bussiness model that may or may not be able to survive in the future. Of course people want to have things without paying for it. That's hardly the point.

      If you have the luxury of a PVR, great. But don't think that it's an excuse to get rid of "Major" television.

      Hello? It's not an "excuse": it's a matter of finding a way to financially support Tv.

      Come to think of it, you don't actually seem to be making much sense, so maybe I'm wasting my time in responding.

    5. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      But how can you charge on all those sets which aren't hooked into cable?

      See, millions depend on that free (as in commercial) tv. Not everyone has a PVR, cable or exclusivly watches DVD's.

      But my real point is in a situation of national security or severe weather the airways are the only dependable way to go.

      If you kill the commercials how do plan these stations would survive? They wouldn't unless we paid for them and there is no way to figure who should pay what. If you do want this "flawed" business model to die you will have to come up with a way to find out how many people have sets, what they should pay and then divy up who gets what.

      Why does everyone ignore this fact that local stations provide a strategic point to spread valuable information? That point alone nullifies your argument.

      Skip commercials, that is fine. But to kill millions of people's only way to get news... that seems quite selfish.

      Sorry if I become redundant, it's hard for me to grasp why you would ditch a way to learn of an air raid or tornado which could put your family in harms way.

      Cabled systems simply aren't reliable. The first thing that an invader does is kill communications.

      We have XM satellite we should get rid of FM just because?

      [On being free]it's paid for using a bussiness model that may or may not be able to survive in the future.

      Because you want to get it for free! You are saying it's paid for by commercials. Then you want to skip them, so by your own words it would be free. Stop complaining because there is commercial breaks.

    6. Re:And Commercials == Free TV Too! by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---But my real point is in a situation of national security or severe weather the airways are the only dependable way to go.---

      So national security wasn't possible before TV? Come on: there are plenty of other ways to get messages out. Not everyone watches TV all day long anyway. And regardless, there will always be Tv signals and Tv stations that can be picked up by legacy tvs. It's just that commerical networks may not be able to survive. SOMEONE will be broadcasting no matter what.

      ---We have XM satellite we should get rid of FM just because?---

      Hello? No one is deciding to get rid of anything. Commercial services are coming and going do to market conditions.

  182. TV marketing from the inside by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    I work for a large, multinational marketing research company. In the US, our main income is from testing TV ads.

    To all the naysayers: Yes, TV ads DO work. Over time, there is a direct correlation between TV time and sales revenue. A couple of years ago, I saw a graph of Sega ad $$ vs. Sega Genesis sales. it was a direct line. Reduce ad time (and $$) and sales went down.

    If BurgerKing or McDonalds were to stop advertising, they would be severly down on sales within the year, bankrupt within two. How is this, you say? *Everybody* knows about BK. Well...you are far more likely to go to the one you just heard about. On TV (or radio or wherever).
    Take away ads, and the only other option is complete pay-per-view. Maybe as part of a package deal, but still the same. hmmm...isn't that where cable is now?

    Companies will *still* need to get their product name out there in front of people somehow. The standard 30 second ad, product placement, pop-ups, whatever. But ads will stil be around because they work.

  183. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn straight!

  184. Re:Who gives a flying fuck about TV business model by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Who else is sick of these self righteous bastards bragging about how little television they watch? The Unabomber didn't watch TV either. .

  185. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by sethdelackner · · Score: 1
    That's funny, because all the products I see at my local Organic grocer are completely unsupported by advertising. How do I pick products? I try a few varieties and when I find one I like, I keep buying it.

    Buying into "brand" loyalty is a great concept for extremely high precision devices like cars or jet engines (at least, if you are buying based on reliability history), but brand of cereal? Toothpaste? Come on. Try your alternatives. Advertisements are not altruistic informational messages.

  186. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther still] by handsomepete · · Score: 1

    In the six day stint I worked at Best Buy as a young'n they told us that the ultimate goal of a retail corporation is to be associated with a picture/logo. They hope to one day have nothing but the big yellow tag in front of the stores without any letters. I suppose that is to corporations what being called Cher or Madonna is to entertainers...

  187. Re:I got one... by jaboonday · · Score: 0

    Have you tried watching TV & browsing the web at the same time? I'm actually doing that right now. I would like to refute your assertion that watching tv requires no mental effort. Have you ever tried watching Jeopardy and answering the questions there? How about watching PBS. Even the news channels have interesting segments that require you to think about your position on certain issues (especially when Bill O'Reilly gets on TV and innundates you with his pseudo-conservative ramblings).

  188. Let the state pay for it :) by jopet · · Score: 1

    You US guys just live in a sad world. If you visit Europe some day you might realize that TV that you can actually watch and enjoy is possible. High quality. No or very few ads, but only *between* different features. Features that last two hours or more, without interruption. The idea behind this is, that a civilized country not only has a public interest in an army, infrastructure or a space program, but also in culture. An one part of todays culture is television. At least outside of US. (e.g. www.arte-tv.com, in French and German)

    1. Re:Let the state pay for it :) by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      Let your government select your culture, eh? Europeans have been subjects to the crown for too long. No healthy distrust of government. Follow blindly. Mussolini. Hitler. Franco. Stalin. Lenin. When will you learn.

    2. Re:Let the state pay for it :) by eberry · · Score: 1

      And where does the state get it's money? From you... You are paying for it. Now the problem is you're not deciding what is going to be on TV, some politician is. The idea of commercials or pay per view make so popular shows stay on the air and less popular shows go the way of the dodo.

      Yes we US guys do live in a sad world. A world full of government controlled lives, entire populations giving up their freedom for illusion of security. Yup, it's a sad world alright.

      And I did visit Europe. I lived in Germany in fact. I didn't watch TV in the 3 years I was there. That's how good the programming was.

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    3. Re:Let the state pay for it :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're culture is so damn great, how come I've never heard of it? We Americans visit Europe for it's PAST culture (some of it in the present but largely past derivations, e.g. France and it's cheese and wine, old art in modern galleries, etc.), not it's current trite crap. Right now, if you want culture, go take your vacation in Africa or the orient, not Europe.

      Hell, the biggest influence on American culture right now is Far East, Australian, Canada. Not Europe. Heck, you probably watch more US funded shows gladly than we watch of your shows...the last thing I think I saw foreign was Karakter. What was yours? Some Buffy import?

    4. Re:Let the state pay for it :) by geekee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and while we're at it, lets have the state decide what jobs we'll do and what clothes we'll wear and what thoughts we'll think. At least with capitalism, people get to vote with their dollars.

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  189. commercials during the shows by Sludge · · Score: 2

    Product placements (I've never seen numbers to know how much these bring in), and commercials that take up an arbitrary chunk of the screen would be effective still, if they played while the tv show is going on.

  190. That'll be a first by Sunnan · · Score: 1

    "...giving advertisers a profile of your interest and let them show you a (smaller number) of unskippable ads for things you are really interested in... "

    I haven't seen an ad for something I was interested in for years.

    Advertising must die - if it brings television with it on the way down, like a house of cards... what can we do about that? Ah, anyone remember when they said that the lower 25% of the screen were to become an ad even during programming? Death to ads!

  191. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by Theom · · Score: 0

    I'm talking about my observations here, not about me. I don't watch TV anymore. Sure there are still a lot of ad's for me to see, but I think I'm getting imune (^&

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  192. The show is the commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The show itself is the product, with associated web site and subproducts based on the show. You would be able to buy Bender Brand Salad dressings from the Futurama web site and at your local grocer. Either way they'd still be made by Kraft, they'd just stick a picture of Bender's shiney metal ass on the label.

  193. Live TV by Unregistered · · Score: 0

    Tivo, etc. can'r strip adds aout of live TV which is what most people watch anyway. Revenue won't decreace just b/c of the small fraction of people who will set the thing, wait fot the show to finish, and then watch it. Its just not enough people.

  194. Fast Forward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how it will be any different, who doesn't fast-forward through the ads now?

    When I record a programme, I don't even record the ads, pause - resume...

    SR

  195. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't say it requires no mental effort, just a lot less for the vast majority of shows that most people watch. Even a child or an illiterate person can understand TV. There are some good shows and cable channels, but they are so overwhelmed by all the garbage entertainment that it's too much work to search out the good stuff. And I also can't stand the obnoxious commercials which are all too common.

  196. You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff by Sunnan · · Score: 1

    You mean like that Xbox episode of Will and Grace?

    Product placement is much more insidious and subtile than regular ones. They're also more effective and harder to get away from.

    Can you imagine product placements in social satire like Futurama or Freaks and Geeks?

    1. Re:You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't watch Will and Grace, so I can't comment on that episode, but I'm assuming from the tone of the statement that you consider it to be a crappy episode. I'll give you that. Even very skilled writers have a hard time figuring out how to implement a story line similar to what I imagine the show centered around without a) selling out or b) pissing off sponsors.

      But take, for example, the Kenny Roger's Roasters, Drake's Coffee cake, or Black Saab episodes of Seinfeld (episodes for which the studio and writers received no compensation at all). Kramer was conflicted because the neon sign of the Kenny Roger's place was keeping him up, but the chicken tasted so good. People can laugh at Kramer's misfortunes and still get the idea that Kenny Roger's makes a tasty chicken (for the record, it is pretty good). Had KRR paid the writers/studio for that episode, it would've been a perfect example of what I'm describing. For the record, Seinfeld fans consider the Drake's Cake and Kenny Roger's episodes to be some of the funniest around, not to mention that the season arcs about Jerry getting his own show on NBC (a show about nothing) would've worked wonderfully as an NBC self-ad.

      The Simpsons (social satire) used to be rife with Fox insults ("wow, Fox turned into a hardcore porn station so fast", "I'm sure there's something better on from those fine folks at ABC", "Friday's just another day between NBC's thursday night must-see TV and Saturday's CBS crap-o-rama"), which I'm sure would do as good a job as "you're watching Fox".

      Insidious? It's not a global conspiracy; it's just the way TV's business model works, and it's likely the way it always will work. For all the talk of $2 per show with free previews, it plays out a hell-of-a-lot like the micropayments idea that web comics wish they could implement. It sounds great, but really, the public would simply be too lazy to engage in it. Oh, and I'm sure Visa will love to handle $1 and $2 charges all day long (and the credit disputes customers will bring when 'this show sucked').

      Fact of the matter is that advertising is what pays for TV. Until they can prove that a micropayment system works reliably, they're probably gonna stick to the same plan that's been working for the past 50 years. Sure, they may modify it a bit if PVRs start allowing large amounts of people to skip commercials, but they'll make their money somehow. I currently own two DVD television show compilations: Buffy Seasons one and two. It's a grand total of about $70 worth of television shows. Now assuming my apartment complex didn't include extended cable by default, the cable I get right now (extended basic) would cost me about $40 a month. That price is partly subsidized by advertising dollars, as the $10/month for a single channel of ad-less HBO would indicate. Assuming an ad-less TV setup (and interpolating that $10/month tag for ease of math/estimation), I'd need to spend a good, solid $80/month to see the television shows I enjoy: I'd need UPN for Buffy, Fox for Simpsons, NBC for Friends, The History Channel for the cool stuff that comes on it, HGTV for the girlfriend, TNN for their Next Generation re-runs (for the girlfriend; am I the only geek who DOESN'T like Star Trek?), Cartoon Network for the occasional anime that I enjoy watching, and the Food Network (Iron Chef). I'd rather deal with Iron Chef using Ginsus, Bart getting the latest Eidos videogame instead of Blood Warrior 3 (although the fake videogames are always funny), or a plug for Home Depot during an HGTV remodeling show than shell out a smooth $80 for the eight channels we watch at my place. If it comes to that, then I'll decide at that point if $80 is worth it, but until then, I'll deal with the subtle insidiousness.

      Just as an aside, I do try to help out those things that I enjoy. I bought the Buffy DVDs despite the fact that I have every season already archived on CD-Rs. And no, it isn't the "incredible picture quality" that motivated me (the tape to DVD transfer on those DVDs is wretched, particularly the first season). I just like Buffy, and I hope to encourage further seasons. I've bought T-Shirts from Thinkgeek and comic compilation books from Bob the Angry flower. There's a fine line between "being a good little consumer" and keeping the companies (or programs) I like in business/on the air.

  197. heres an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't pay the cast of such shitty tv shows as 'freinds' a few million(each) for every season.

    1. Re:heres an idea by aflat362 · · Score: 1

      They get a million each for every show. Crazy, no?

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  198. The simple solution... by thelinuxking · · Score: 1

    Two words: Pledge Week

    Public television is supported by pledges...so someone must be paying them. Therefore, use this method for all channels.

  199. Alternative Funding by optisonic · · Score: 1

    How about NOT forcing people to watch repeating information that is not healthy.

    It would be prime to see networks (non-profit too) that produce quality drama, comedy, educational, and reality programming and have people VOTE on what they want to watch. In order to VOTE, you would have to watch commercials that provide support for the programs. Commercials are unsolicited spam in video format. Using an email registration system and an onscreen voting system, they could doubly spam the hell out of everyone. Maybe force you to find a word in the email to renew your ability to vote or something that requires interaction.

    I haven't time to list most of the ideas I have and I don't really see what the dilemma is.

    How about making commercials so interesting that people DON'T want to skip them? Anyone ever think about giving people stuff they want along with the crap they are trying to force feed you? Fine art, MUSIC VIDEOS, hot babes, educational information, etc. There is lots people want to see and lots that people find helpful. I rarely find such content in commercials. No wonder people want to skip them.

    bj@ossf.org

  200. here's an explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason soccer in the US has no ads is because it has no audience. Yes, it's true.

    And the Women's NBA has only a tiny amount of ads because its target audience - lesbians - are only one half of one percent of the population. The sugar daddy that funds it is the real NBA, which has been sucking wind ever since MJ quit playing for Chicago.

  201. The solution is simple by captaineo · · Score: 2

    It's already been discussed on Slashdot - advertisements will be incorporated into the scenes of each TV show. It will become impossible to separate "ad" from "show" without blacking out large portions of the screen...

    Personally I'd love to pay by the show - after all I only consider about 1% of the TV we pay for (~200 cable channels) worth watching. But the studios would probably balk at this because they'd have a hard time introducing new shows...

  202. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by jimbolaya · · Score: 2
    Sounds like all those "get paid to surf the web" offers. Are they still around? It was a model that didn't work on the web, and I'd be surprised if it would work for TV.

    The fact is, companies advertise because they actually want you to buy their stuff; they want your money, they don't want to give you theirs. So, if TV stations relying on advertisers is an "outdated method," then other companies relying on people, you know, actually finding out about their products so they can buy them must also be outdated.

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  203. Make commercials desirable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Offer contests to those that watch commercials.
    Everyone that calls within a 10 minute time period after seeing an announcement in an ad gets entered to win.

    Make commercials entertaining.
    Better production, dramatic vignettes, serial storylines.

    Offer compensation for watching commercials
    For 5 minute of commercials you watch you get 30 minutes of pay-per-view TV. Require the person to respond to random prompts during the commercials.

    Federally mandate a "Commercial Hour"
    Nothing is offered on any station except commercials for one hour a day. As everyone knows, people will watch anything if they want to veg in front of a TV.

    Allow folks to voice an opinion.
    Offer viewers a system where they can interactively rate a commercial. People will watch just for the opportunity to say "You Suck"

    1. Re:Make commercials desirable by Vespillo · · Score: 1

      Allow folks to voice an opinion.
      Offer viewers a system where they can interactively rate a commercial. People will watch just for the opportunity to say "You Suck"


      Hmm, don't certian websites use this same model with news stories? ;)

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  204. Already solved by CopperDream · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you've noticed where you live, but in Los Angeles, the ads during the middle of the TV show are getting out of hand. The full bottom quarter of the screen is being filled with some animated ad for another program, and I'm sure ads for products are coming soon. I've just about given up on TV all together. Talk about annoying! You'd think they'd be smart enough not to do it when there is text on the bottom of the screen the viewer is trying to read. The Discovery channel is especially guilty of this. Try watching an interview with a famous french scientist and not being able to read the subtitles because there's an ad for the new HotRod racers show blocking your view.

    The only problem now will be that TV shows will have to fill the whole 30 to 60 minute time slot, due to the lack of commercial breaks.

  205. This is so horribly simple it's not even fun by Mascot · · Score: 1

    1) Remove TV license. They're stupidity on a platter. I'm so pissed of at having to pay a whopping $160 a bloody year to NOT watch the total crap they send on our government paid channels. But they don't care if you watch it or not, the price is to pay for the privilege of having paid $1500 for a TV set in order to watch DVDs like they're meant to be watched.

    2) Make all channels pay channels. Want to watch it? Then pay the monthly/quarterly/yearly fee to do so.

    3) Result? Channels sending what people actually want to watch for the people willing to pay to watch it. No more having to pay for the 10 people in an isolated part of your country getting x% of the total programming dubbed into their language and crap like that.

    Does it work? I don't see the movie channels going bankrupt (not sure about the rest of the world, but over here movie channels are 100% ad free).

  206. nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > I'm sure many of the readers of this site
    > know the joy of skipping commercials using
    > a TiVO, Replay or other form of PVR box

    No, I don't have one, so I have to settle for going to the bathroom, making a sandwich, or talking to someone in the room, like people have done since the beginning of commercially sponsored television.

  207. that's not true either by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you can prove that you don't watch any television channels, you do not have to pay. If you watch television channels, but never watch the BBC, you still have to pay for it. So it's illegal to watch TV without paying for the BBC, even if you hate the BBC and never watch it.

    1. Re:that's not true either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not any longer true. The law was changed a few years ago (when TV cards for PCs starting becoming popular) to include any device capable of receiving and decoding television signal, regardless of if you use them or not.

    2. Re:that's not true either by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      The governement has vans that listen for TV tuners - 200,000 people a year are arrested for this. More info at the campaign to abolish the TV license. Remember the internet weather-forecasting toaster? It uses the internet instead of teletext (which requires no fixed wiring) because teletext requires a TV licence... go sound, no picture, go figure!

  208. I'd like to queue in on this by Niscenus · · Score: 1

    Though it's unlikely anyone will have the chance to read it considering how far behind I am.

    With the new digital technology out for broadcasting, combined with integrated technologies (tv meets web browser), one could do something similar to the product placement, however, far more subtle.

    First, I'd like to show off a nice already existing example. When people by those magazines that are 85% ads and 12% articles (the remaining three percent includes picture layouts, context, covers, etc), there is a distinction in what people are interested in. A full page advertisement showing a dress gets attention, but no matter who's in it, it doesn't get too much pull from people that would be interested in it. However, when an article shows some model coincidentally (or so one might think, atleast) wearing clothing, be it the same dress, or jeans and a shirt) and she's doing whatever the picture and article relate to (growing her own herbs, for example), people are more likely to attempt purchase those items, as well as gain interest in their own indoor herb garden.

    Now, expand this concept to television. Imagine the set having capabilities of many dvd systems, with a moveable pointer and what not. With extraneous data being streamed in the digital image identifying objects and people within the show, the broadcast really has three parts, objects&locations, image and sound. With how extensive much of modern production is, this would include a lot of stuff! Now, when you're watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and you see this nifty retro-eighties lamp in The Magic Box, you can either activate and move the cursor to that lamp, or wait until after the show, go back to the scene, and move it to the lamp and select it. You'd probably get a "research now or bookmark for later" option. When you finally choose "research now," you get what it is, whose it is and where you can get one, along with all the buyer's research data you'd be interested in. Chugging down a Mountain Dew wouldn't look right, as most people don't make sure you can see the product label, but selecting whatever was being drunk (or theoretically being drunk/represented) would be far more desirable.

    Random thoughts for random people.

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  209. of course it's survived by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    If you're a government, and can fund your programmes with taxes (that you can force all television-owners to pay even if they never watch your channel), it's not too hard to survive. But that's not exactly a "real" business model.

    1. Re:of course it's survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Results in the general population watching more educational content than "When ... go bad" tho. :)

  210. What about ad-on-demand? by Warlock48 · · Score: 1

    I've there's such a thing as an ad schedule (I was thinking about that once), it means you can separate the program from the ads...
    Sometimes, I like to take a break, so I'd be interested in hitting the AD button on my PVR remote, and I go have a leak or whatever while the other viewers enjoy the ads.
    And as a child, I loved watching ads, so I'm sure some would like to watch all the ads of a program at once!
    Now, the question is, would enough people watch the ads to make it still acceptable to advertisers?

  211. You disgusting USians... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ... should have a morbid obesity tax.

    1. Re:You disgusting USians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you gay USEians have a homo tax.

  212. Commercials before movies by Backov · · Score: 1

    It's not as bad in the theatres where I am now, but I've seen it VERY bad in bigger centres.

    It not only pisses me off, it makes me want to get a gun and have a chat with the theatre manager.

    The worst ones are of course the brand new megaplexes that are sprouting up.. It wasn't uncommon to see 4 or 5 commercials before the trailers in the last one I used to frequent. Insane!

    Cheers,
    Backov

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  213. we have that in the US, only it's optional by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    There are non-free channels that have no commercials -- HBO, etc. Only if you don't want them, you don't have to pay for them.

    On the other hand, the BBC makes everyone who owns a TV with a receiver pay for it, even if they don't like the BBC and never watch it. Good way to make money, if you can get it, but not exactly a fair business model.

    1. Re:we have that in the US, only it's optional by alext · · Score: 2

      Not exactly fair, no. But then I have to pay tax of £150 a year to keep my car on the road and I do a lot fewer miles than average.

      As it happens I haven't had a TV since the mid-80s, but that's not because I thought the funding model was wrong.

    2. Re:we have that in the US, only it's optional by drchrisharris · · Score: 1

      Ad-funded TV isn't a fair business model either. The money that pays for those programmes comes from the manufacturers of the products in the adverts. You, as a consumer, pay for those products.

      And it doesn't matter which products you buy and which you don't - every company has a marketing budget so as long as you consume you're being forced to pay for commercial TV - whether you watch those channels or not, whether you can even *receive* those channels or not.

    3. Re:we have that in the US, only it's optional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all products advertise. That's why generic products are cheaper.

  214. Maybe you should consider learning yourself by jopet · · Score: 1

    I see it differently - we already had Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini amd Franco, right. You have Bush. Excuse me - if I have to choose between the culture that gets selected by professionals who are paid by the state and the "culture" that gets selected for you by some ad-dependent multimillion dollar company I will stay happily with the one that is not crap, thank you very much. But after a while you probably get to like that kind of tv not unlike you got used to thinking that what McDonalds and Co serve you is actually food. I would have no problem with that if your country wouldnt insist on imposing all that bullshit on the rest of the world.

    1. Re:Maybe you should consider learning yourself by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      I voted for Bush. Gore wants me to buy an electric car that can only go 50 miles between 6 hour charge cycles. I'm a realistic environmentalist. When we can implement a technology effectively, I am all for it. However, most of the environmental wackos don't have a realistic grasp on the current state of technology. In addition, I believe that there are some things America CAN impose on other countries. We can impose the rule of law. Bomb us, get fscked. The difference between the European Dictators and Bush is that Bush has extremely limited power. Also, Bush didn't kill anyone in order to achieve his position. I'm sorry if you don't like him, but he was the best I was offered in the elections. I also have met his mother. Nice lady. BTW- I really don't mind if Europeans don't understand the U.S. . That's why so many of us left there in the first place. We're certainly not going to change because you either envy our successes, or disagree with our policies. America is currently the biggest boy in the class, and still manages to preserve its respect for law AND freedoms. We've made some mistakes, particularly in latin america in the early part of the last century (puppet governments for banana production), but our people constantly strive for improvement. As for your rant on corporations, who do you think owns them? We do. Why would you expect any country to actively seek out policy that benefits Europe at its own expense? That would be stupid. Just a reminder: the U.S. didn't strike first in this war we have to be in now. It sucks. Nobody likes war. You do it because this is an imperfect world and some people want to kill you and take what you have. You either kill them first or be reactionary and wait for them to annihilate you. I would be interested to hear why you think the U.S. is so vastly inferior an environment. Millions move here for the opportunities. My grandfather was one of them. Compare one more president to Hitler, you'll show what a mindless reactionary you are. They just don't compare at all well. Idealism has its place: Your twenties. After that you become pragmatic. Let me know when that happens, you might be interesting.

    2. Re:Maybe you should consider learning yourself by cranos · · Score: 1

      Okay a couple of points:

      Firstly rule of law??? As far as I can recall that was a british invention not an american one, and please before you go on about the US's vaunted adherence to rule of law tell my why the US wouldn't sign up to the international court?

      Secondly this isn't a damn war. This is an ongoing fsking police action. You had your war in afghanistan and you won sort of. Now its an excuse to curtail those precious freedoms you were meant to be garuanteed in your constitution.

      Try to think outside of the typical US isolationist mind set for a change.

      For the record, I am not a european I am Australian.

    3. Re:Maybe you should consider learning yourself by jopet · · Score: 1

      > I voted for Bush thought so. > but he was the best I was offered ... unbelievable, isn't it? Every highschool graduate probably knows more geography/world politics than the most powerful political leader of the world. But sure, who cares that the president needs his staff of advisors to tell him first where the country is that he will call "pure evil" before ordering to bomb it ... as long as you can still get cheap gasoline to operate your car. > Compare one more president to Hitler I was trying to talk about tv, you said I am a dumb follower of Hitler, because I prefer good tv programs. > U.S. didn't strike first in this war I didnt talk about the Afghan war. But the US did strike first a lot, and soon will again, if Bush gets his will. There are probably a lot more people than the whole US population who would *just* like the US military and the CIA to stay the fuck within their country instead of going out and playing cowboy/fate -- nothing more. In the meantime, mindless followers like me could lean back and watch good television.

    4. Re:Maybe you should consider learning yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, maybe I missed something, but when has Bush's administration killed it's own citizens through direct action? Are you that sad that you don't see the difference between Stalin and Bush, or that sad that you see the difference but made the comparison anyways to (badly) make a point?

      Imposing all that bullshit? Are you just ignorant of history? Sorry, most of our "shit" is from common law practices directly derived from European influences. Our influence in the last half century is directly tied to you not able to a) defend yourselves, b) control your own citizens, and c) have decent relationships with neighboring countries. Yeah, we impose our shit on you because you imposed your mismanagement on us. The first half of last century, we didn't impose, ended up fighting in 2 world wars because you couldn't control your own citizens (much less caught with your pants down). When we did impose in the last half century, our largest conflict was Vietnam, a badly run campaign, and even there the losses there don't even begin to amount to the losses we had in the 2nd world war due to what we lost in 1 of the world wars.

      You screwed up. We paid for it. We got sick of paying for it. Now you gladly eat our fries...oh, sorry mate, chips....and somehow you've made that the equivalent of our administration killing its own citizens. No one you're pissed at our companies influence in your socialist states. You're a joke. You can't get our businesses out by coming up with better, native businesses, despite supposedly having a better education system than hours. Bah. Float away.

    5. Re:Maybe you should consider learning yourself by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      1. I made no claims that the adherence to the rule of law was an American invention. It actually began in Greek and Roman culture. 2. The ICC, as an international court, has member "judges" from places like China and North Korea, etc., who would simply use the ICC for political purposes. Most of those countries would see any U.S. aggression as an international war crime. Certainly you wouldn't expect the U.S. to place its servicemen under the jurisdiction of despotic dictators? 3. Am i (a) an isolationist, as you charge, or (b), involving my country in police actions all over the world to impose my policies on others? The two are mutually exclusive. Isolationism (which I subscribe to) means we worry only about those world issues which pose a threat to the U.S. or its interests. I opposed the actions in Vietnam, Bosnia, Yugoslavia for those reasons. However, Iraq invaded Kuwait, an ally of the United States. In circumstances where a nation has signed treatises promising the defense of an ally, to fail to live up to our promise would have cast serious doubts for other allies' promises. Many nations are happy with their aggreements with the U.S., and the reason is simply that we try to live up to our promises as a matter of policy. Would you prefer a president that bombs soveriegn nations like the Sudan simply to cover up a political scandal in his administration? For Christ's sake, Clinton ordered a cruise missile attack on an aspirin factory! I don't support every action that my country endeavors. I'm just not with you when you say my government is wholly corrupt and evil without offering evidence to support that. The ICC treaty would have violated the U.S. laws that state the rights that human beings have under our jurisdictions. We just cannot sign on to a court that can try individuals of crimes that may not be illegal here in the US. Did you even read the specifics under the ICC? Genocide is in there and includes psychological damage to a specific race as GENOCIDE. Not bloody reasonable. The U.S. system has been good to me. I've been to many other countries and saw systems under which success is largely impossible. Just don't go bashing the US as the Great Satan while you type away into an internet system we largely fabricated, while running a computer designed in the U.S., across a transatlantic cable we built, or using satellites we launched, and tell us we're all fscked up. Really. I've dealt with enough socialists to know one when I see one. You may not be communist per se, but the hatred you have of power being wielded by corporations shows that you view them as inanimate objects. They are not. And don't tell me a French company is so much better. Europe has had its share of problems. Our system, because of its freedoms, is just more prone to abuse. So what.

  215. I already pay by photon317 · · Score: 2


    I pay what I consider an exorbitant monthly fee for my digital cable access, considering the number of actual programming hours I watch - and then I still have to deal with fscking commercials.

    Here's the deal: Commercials are good, and should be there. TV really is different than renting a movie, and always should be. Yes, you can PVR your favorite stuff, but where's the fun in that. Live shows, your favorite sitcom, the local news, etc are all best enjoyed when they're actually on, not when replayed at will. Without the commercial breaks, when would you get up from the couch to move the laundry to the dryer, or step out for a cigarette, or grab a bag of popcorn?

    The problem is that they've gotten greedy and made too many commercials, to the point that they're just stupid and annoying wastes of my time. They need to go back to an "intermission" model. Raise my cable rates about 25% higher than they currently are - use a lot of that revenue to replace lost ad revenue instead of lining the cable company's inefficient pockets - and cut waaay back on commercials. I think an appropriate level would be one 3-5 minute commercial break during a half-hour regular TV show, and one 5-7 minute commercial break per hour during a longer item like a movie or major event. People would pay the extra cable bill to cover it - and product placement covers some more. If that's not enough to cover it - well then there's too many talentless worthless people in the entertainment industry with too much money, they can take the pay cut.

    And yes, they should send commercial marker signals, and PVRs should skip them. The commercials are for live watching, not for recording. And of course it should still be illegal to rebroadcast or sell your recordings, but there's no sense in trying to use technology to enforce that.

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  216. Government cares not about profit! by ranchdudes · · Score: 1

    True, government commercials suck and are ineffective on average. That's because government doesn't have to increase its profits, but it likes to increase its costs. So the incentives to choose effective advertising campains is low - and thus we get stupid ads and ineffective policies.

  217. Product Placement by pbryan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The future is product placement, my friend. Only with product placement can commercial content get to viewers without such interference from pesky technology. Law & Order Classic, 2004:

    "Before we investigate and inevitably arrest the prime suspect, why don't we relax and enjoy the soothing, refreshing taste of a Vanilla Coke?"

    "Your honor, I request a recess so that we can try the new Subway Select Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich, only $2.99 for a limited time."

    "The jury is hopelessly deadlocked, your honor. Half of the jury believes that the the defendant's beverage tastes great. The other half is convinced that it is less filling."

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    My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

  218. A Viable Business Model... by Opinari · · Score: 1

    It is my position that consumers should pay for that which they consume, and remove from their selection that which they do not. I'm not sure that I like the current business model for the simple reason that it requires me to spend on something I do not wish to use. That being said, I also believe in the "public" airwaves which used to exist, but in their current form have such poor reception in most areas that a cable connection is almost always needed. I believe that an amalgam of user-fees for the private airwaves, and public contributions for the "free" could result in an essentially advertisement-free business model. This would not only suffice in eliminating the ubiquitous product solicitations some of us wish to avoid, but it would actually improve the product (e.g, the better channels would survive; the lesser ones would not). Further, if one is concerned with the absense of product visibility, it would certainly be worth a try to use product placement (E.T. eats Reese's Pieces), or non-obtrusive ads (NASCAR, or the banner at the top of soccer games). In a utopia, it could work.... But it won't because advertising executives would balk, network executives would balk, corporations that create the products would balk, etc. So much for a more "viable" business model.

  219. I already pay for the content!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We get screwed coming and going... I pay for the content directly to my cable company. In fact, I have always wondered how it was possible for me to pay for a service and still get a continus bombardment of commercial advertisements. It seems that the content providers are crying that all of their revinue will dry up when in fact they still have the revinue stream coming from those of us who pay for the content.

    The new buisness model should be, if you pay for the content you don't get the commercials on the other hand if the content is provided free then you have to suffer through the commercials.

    I am thrilled that there is now a method for the consumer to fight back against the current model!!!

  220. um HBO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont know if the poster has heard about this tv channel, but it is quite popular in the US.

    They make money on people subscribing to the service, rather than making it free. They also
    seem to make money from product placements in
    their actual shows.

  221. How about my cable company pays? by Enry · · Score: 2

    Here's the real problem - there is no such thing as a free market of TV. ESPN and MTV can claim millions of viewers, but they have millions more (like me) who pay for the channel via cable but never watch it. Yea, like I really wanted to fund Pat Robertson's family channel..I mean Fox Family..I mean ABC family. And yes, I really like funding Fox News, don't you?

    The only choice I have is to either get those channels I don't watch, or go without what I would consider quality TV (TLC, Discovery, BBC America, and so on).

    I'd pay the same amount now that I pay for cable for 1/2 the available channels if I could choose what channels they were.

    This seems to work for the HBO/Showtime/Cinemax channels, and they even get in a good deal of original programming as well, so there's proof a method like this would work.

  222. Re:things change without a TV by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    So ... only effective things exist huh ... how deterministically libertoon of you. 'Course ads ALWAYS work - for the folks getting paid to make them. But for gents like me who ditched the rotbox years ago those ads (what do they look like?) seem like an evolutionary dead end.

  223. Ad Distribution by forkboy · · Score: 2

    You know, a certain number of advertisers almost always promote their products on TV...if they are pushed out of television, they're going to have to find other avenues for advertising.

    This means for you....more spam, more banner ads, more radio commercials, more billboards, and whatever new and unusual methods of advertising they can think of. (The cell phone shills in bars from a previous article for example)

    I don't deny that TV commercials need to be toned down...but if they're gone entirely, that could make the rest of our existance get overloaded with ads.

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  224. New Advertising Model by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    With targetted advertising, the idea is to target those people who will buy you product.

    Thinking about this, we want this.

    Because then the sheep will become the targetted market.

    If you are not a sheep, you win. If you do not purchase the desired products, you do not meet the desired demographics, you fall off the radar.

    Just don't get trapped. Don't be sheep.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:New Advertising Model by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      You have it all wrong.

      Their idea is to target those people whom they want to buy their product.

      It's not about getting the ad to the right people, but making sure the ad gets seen/heard/read.

    2. Re:New Advertising Model by Alien54 · · Score: 2

      Their idea is to target those people whom they want to buy their product.vs the people who will by their product, vs the people who won't. these do not always overlapp well.

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      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    3. Re:New Advertising Model by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Tell them that, not me.

      They seem to think that its a matter of finding a method to force or persuade those that won't buy their product but have the money to, to buy it anyway.

  225. Make Adverts Illegal. by sbaker · · Score: 2

    We all pay for television because the cost of the products we buy includes a price for advertising that product. It follows that if there was no TV advertising, we'd save (on average) at least as much as it costs to produce those TV shows because all the products we'd buy would be proportionately cheaper.

    Ideally, adverts would cease, products would get cheaper - but we'd have to pay to watch TV. A simple pay-per-view model with encryption would be simple to create when digital broadcasting becomes standard.

    However, Joe Public wouldn't like that (because he's irrational and doesn't understand numbers) so we'd have pay for TV out of a sales tax raised on the kinds of products that used to be advertised. Since without adverts, products would be cheaper, raising the tax should have no economic effect on society as a whole.

    We ought to be able to save money overall because the cost of filming the adverts is significant - and that's an expense that just doesn't occur in the new world. Of course without the adverts, we'd need more content-per-hour but you need that if you are advert-skipping with your PVR anyway.

    Advertising is just a *huge* drain on everyone's resources - it should be illegal. Just *ban* in. The constitutional right to free speech in the USA should NEVER have been extended to companies - it should only apply to individuals.

    If there was no advertising whatever in the world, we'd all be MUCH better off. No TV interruptions, no ugly freeway billboards, no SPAM, no cold callers, no popup ads. Cheaper goods, more broadcast bandwidth. Products would have to be sold on their true merits instead of their advertising budgets. Small companies could compete with the big guys on an equal footing once more. More choice, better quality.

    You could still find out the best products that are out there (if you really NEED to know which is the better soap powder) using a model similar to online book stores where you have reviews of the product written by the general public. That gives you the TRUTH and it's genuinely an opt-in system. If I'm going to buy a car, I'd much rather read the reviews written by people who own the car than watch pictures of it driving along improbably twisty roads or splashing pointlessly through mud. As a male dog owner, I wouldn't even need to *know* about the existance of things like Cat Litter and Feminine Hygene products...Hooray!

    You *might* still allow companies to have *strictly* opt-in advertising - like their own web sites extolling the virtues of their product - or opt-in email bulletins about new products that their customers might be interested in.

    Death to All Advertising!

    --
    www.sjbaker.org
    1. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      So you're against free speech. If I have a product and need to let people know it's now available and where, under your system my new device would never sell because you'd never know where you could get one, or that it even existed. In addition, if I make laundry detergent and I invest X million dollars trying to find a better way to get stains out, I can't let people know the benefits of choosing my product over Brand Z? With every company existing in this situation, product selection is done based on price and availability instead of features and benefits. Entire companies close down due to their manufacture of superior products that don't sell, and thousands are laid off. Good job.

    2. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by eberry · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention how much it would cost the public just to prosecute "advertisers." The no ad law would have to be enforced or else it will do no good.

      Perhaps all those laid off workers could become ad-cops.

      --
      Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. - Peter
    3. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      A better idea is to remove the tax deduction for advertising as a business expense. Maybe set a cutoff point to protect small businesses but force mass advertising to be tamed. Right now large businesses waste huge amounts of $ on some pretty pointless and invasive advertising campaigns with the consumer being forced to pay for them through higher costs. Let the companies pay the true cost of advertising and eventually they'd have to limit it to keep their products affordable.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    4. Re:Make Adverts Illegal. by sbaker · · Score: 2

      Ah - you are assuming that I would like the no-adverts law to be a civil offense.
      No! I think *criminal* law should be involved. You see an advert, you call 911! :-)

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      www.sjbaker.org
  226. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been TV free since May, 1999. I'm a snob about it too :-)

    Fortunately the previous ~35 years of constant TV watching left me with a popular culture reservoir that should last through the rest of my boomer years (vitametavegamin, soup nazi, etc....).

  227. How about between programs? by Xacid · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'd be happy with having commercials JUST between shows and not in the middle. I hate it with a passion when I'm getting into a show and then it switches to martha stewart trying to sell something. It's just a killjoy.

  228. Options are important by dh003i · · Score: 2

    Much as some ads are annoying, they still serve a purpose. They help the station generate revenue, which ultimately reduces the amount of money you have to pay.

    So what should happen is people should have choices between ad-supported stations and ones for which they have to pay extra.

    Granted, ad-supported stations will face (pretty much) insurmountable difficulty with new technologies which allow people to skip over ad sections. The solution to this is to make ads people are interested in -- targetted advertisement.

    This means more than just breaking people down into groups; i.e., everyone who watches FOX NEWS must be interested in The Wall Street Journal, so we'll put advertisements for it there. What's needed is for targetted advertisement depending on the person. A person's machine monitors what shows (s)he watches, and a person inputs information on what type of products he'd be interested in, and can rate ads...this can allow a system in their device (w/o any privacy concerns, b/c it'd all be in their device) to target ads to them.

  229. slashbot tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a dumb proposition. TV isn't about surviving, its about keeping the upper 1% rich. Its about ripping of stupid people like you.

    You think anyone would actually make crap like "friends" if it wasn't a mind control commercial vehicle?

    Why do you think real big companies don't give a shit about open source? Because it can't be used to keep the stupid little man down, that's why.

  230. Addiction by limekiller4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tumbleweed writes:
    "By this argument, the same thing applies to movies, so great films, like, say, Casablanca or City of Lost Children, do nothing for you - you're just sitting there, doing nothing. TV and movies can also stimulate the imagination. I get great ideas from movies, and even if I didn't, what's so bad about being entertained? It's not a dirty word, you know."

    Funny you should mention City, it's probably my "favorite" movie (I have about 10 of them, one for each genre, really).

    I don't agree and it's because of magnitude. Television is specifically programmed to have a "walkthru" effect. One show sort of segues into the next and tries to have a gradual transition between demographics. When a movie is over, it's over. If you're talking about watching a movie then another then another, yes, you're right.

    "That depends on the book, and upon the reader. I enjoy lots of tv, but I'm also a writer, photographer, and several other things."

    Well, here I think it's getting unnecessarily personal, and I'll even take the blame for it. I'm not criticizing those that watch tv so much as pointing out something that people may not want to admit.

    Consider this paper by the Journal of Cognitive Liberties.

    " I find it interesting that someone on Slashdot, of all places, is bitching about tv. Methinks you need to take a long hard look at yourself."

    I don't follow. What does reading Slashdot ...have to do with bitching about television? By reading this website am I obliged to assume some median mindset and interest pool? This is entirely ad hominem.

    "I'd say that more likely, the reactions are those of people who realize you're an extremist, little different from, say, someone on a macrobiotic diet. As the saying goes, "Just because noone understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.""

    This is "apples to orange" and I'll explain why. With a macrobiotic diet, you can reasonably assume the person -- unless there is some compelling reason -- is "throwing the baby out with the bathwater." In other words, as you said, they're an extremist. However this doesn't apply to a person who watches no television at all because you'd have to argue that there is something on television that is more worthwhile (or, to keep in the same vein, "mentally nutritious") than doing whatever it is that I want to do. With your example, it's scientifically demonstrable that they're "losing out," with tv it's merely a matter of opinion.

    "Yep, I do think that's crazy. Not as crazy as burning books, but it's certainly within the same mindset. At the very least, sell your tv to someone else. :)"

    Nonsense! Burning books was done to censor and quash freedom of speech. I'm not doing anything of the sort by burning my own TV. You have the right to speak, I'm not obliged to listen to you!!

    Besides... Which position really is more extreme? Extremism is in the eye of the bell curve. From my perspective, it's mighty odd that I don't know a single person who does not watch TV. Not a single one. That's extreme.

    To you, I'm a bigot. To me, habitual television viewers are addicted by the very definition. The difference is that your position is an opinion, but my position is scientifically demonstrable. I'm anti-addiction.

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
    1. Re:Addiction by nathanh · · Score: 2
      If ..and that's a big flippin' if ...this was the level of quality of tv and IF it was done in moderation, I'll agree. But first, it's not. It's not even close.

      Then that's a problem with the person, not with the TV. Blaming TV for over-indulgence is like blaming cheeseburgers for making people fat. The person has the opportunity to watch quality material. If they choose not to then that's their own decision.

      Television isn't nearly so helpful, its harmful, demonstrably so, both in wasted time and the indoctrination it metes out, just to name two.

      I can only imagine you think that the halfwit slob who sits in front of mindless drek would be an Einstein if they just turned off the TV. This is a false hope. They'd be a halfwit slob whether they watched TV or not. Turning the TV off will not turn an idiot into an Einstein, or the lazy slob into a productive person.

      No, you haven't made your point. Heck, you haven't even outlined one.

      What is this? Counter-argument by assertion? Is this something you learnt while not watching TV?

    2. Re:Addiction by Whafro · · Score: 1

      Besides... Which position really is more extreme? Extremism is in the eye of the bell curve. From my perspective, it's mighty odd that I don't know a single person who does not watch TV. Not a single one. That's extreme.

      Wow, I don't know anyone who doesn't know how to read. Not a single one. That must be extreme too. Damn the Man who did this to society and got us all addicted on this silly reading thing! Have you also given that up? ... nevermind, I answered that last one myself

  231. PBS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a hat for 100 bones

  232. Just Desserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, fuck TV stations. They cancelled Futurama and Family Guy. Let those rat bastards boil in their own broth.

    When I get to decide what's on my television, I will be willing to watch commercials.

  233. Targetted Advertising by kpayne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work for a company, whose parent company incubated a small project originally dubbed "TAB" for "Targetted Advertising Box." The idea was basically to build a website where customers could sign up, choose their preference in advertisements, and then they would receive a set top box that would intercept the cable signal and replace commercial with those targetted advertisements. Since this box would be just like a cable box and contain account information, you could also click a button on the remote to e-mail you some more information about a product, or to show more ads like that one. What was the payoff? They'd pay your cable bill. I would not mind a system like that in the least, and with digital cable boxes already containing broadband functionality (tv listings, ordering PPV without a phoneline, etc.), it would seem to work reasonably well. Thoughts?

  234. Obvious by jbischof · · Score: 1

    uhh its called cable, and we would pay more for it.

    or they would change their methods of advertising to counter the technology that lets you skip them. Its hard to tell the difference between someone giving a quick news headline versus a commercial product pitch.

  235. Slashdot vs. TV by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't decide whether I'd rather watch TV shows with commercials or read the articles with "Comments" on Slashdot.

    Mindless drivel vs. um, mindless drivel.

    I think I'll stick with TV and commercials. At least with TV, I'm not tempted to waste even more time responding to the mindless drivel.

    -Rick

  236. Zackly what I did... by mtec · · Score: 1

    Such a deal, and no late fees! I just finished Bridge on the River Kwai, Godfather Part 1 and tonight? Matrix or Lawrence of Arabia.

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    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  237. In Australia ... by 1in10 · · Score: 1

    The ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation - http://www.abc.net.au/) is entirely taxpayer funded, and according to their old slogan, costs each and every Australian only 8c a day to run (maybe it's more now with inflation, I don't know).

    For that, we get a TV station, multiple radio stations, and an internet site with broadband content.

    Doesn't seem like a bad deal to me, of course I doubt the thought of a government run TV station would go down so well with the "Libertarian" bent of slashdot. Still, the ABC is the least biased source of news and current affairs in this country...

    1. Re:In Australia ... by Tsuzuki · · Score: 1

      Agreed, by the ABC's government-funded nature they are always careful not to display a political or commercial bias. Their national youth radio station kicks incredible arse, too. ;)

      Another channel in Australia, SBS, is a broadcaster with an extremely multicultural focus. They tend not to make much money, but occasionally they go out on a limb and pick up something like South Park or Evangelion. Their format for ads is interesting - shows and movies run uninterrupted, with about ten minutes of ads shown in between. The station closes for a few hours each night, presumably to keep costs down.

      SBS also has quite an extensive radio network - maybe this integration of media could help TV stations as a source of revenue?

    2. Re:In Australia ... by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Similarly, in the Netherlands the situation used to be the same: almost entirely government (taxpayer) funded, a few commercials every evening, in between programs.
      The Netherlands also has commercial TV stations now, most of the programming on them is complete and total garbage. The three public stations are the only ones worth watching in my humble opinion, and together they still attract 50% or so of the viewers.

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  238. Pull the Plug; Adopt the UK Model? by reallocate · · Score: 2

    I'm stupid enough to pay a wad of cash every month to my local cable monopoly to feed me a bunch of useless programs I don't watch. If you're in the States, odds are your payin' someone, too.

    Bear in mind that commercial TV is just that: commercial. From an economic point of view, it is an advertising and marketing medium for the sponsors. They'd run white noise if we'd watch it.

    The best way to change television's "business model" is to turn off your set and cancel your cable or satellite subscription.

    Personally, I'd opt for the UK's TV license fee scheme. A lot of Brits don't like it because it's mandatory and enforced, but the programming is better.

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  239. news ticker by purepower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you know those 'news tickers' that cnn display at the bottom of the screen. Why not turn those into commercials that run during the show...

  240. Cut out the middle men by ziriyab · · Score: 2
    Why do we have to watch commercials in the first place? Why not just buy the programs you like from its producers? This way more money ends up in the hands of the artists and the bloated networks can just die a miserable death. This assumes high-speed connections will be more common, but I think it would rock.

    1. Re:Cut out the middle men by reallocate · · Score: 2

      "Artists" don't produce TV shows. They act in them. They work for the network, or producer, or whoever.

      I'm guessing we couldn't afford to pay for anything we'd want to watch if we had to buy programming directly from the producers. Especially because they'd need to jack up the price of any new program to recoup their costs in getting the first show out the door.

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    2. Re:Cut out the middle men by ziriyab · · Score: 2

      The producers, writers, set designers, etc. are artists too, right? Most actors are just overpaid eye candy.

  241. Addiction by limekiller4 · · Score: 0

    nathanh writes:
    "So when you watch Taxi Driver you're not thinking of the implications of the movie? You're not thinking that Travis - for all his faults - was a victim of circumstance just as much as a victim of his own prejudice? You're not concerned about the ending of the movie, where his villainous character is worshipped in the media? You're not even THINKING about this stuff?"

    Never saw it, but I get your point. To quote myself in another post I made to a similar argument:

    "I don't agree and it's because of magnitude. Television is specifically programmed to have a "walkthru" effect. One show sort of segues into the next and tries to have a gradual transition between demographics. When a movie is over, it's over. If you're talking about watching a movie then another then another, yes, you're right."

    nathanh continues:
    "My TV has classical concerts, plays, dance, ballet, movies, documentaries, science programs, political satire, etc. Are you saying that none of this makes you think? That none of this is worth your time? That none of this can teach you something? "

    This is a little like the Slashdot poster who swears that all any geek wants Napster for is to listen to the songs before we buy them. It sort of ignores a few realities.

    If ..and that's a big flippin' if ...this was the level of quality of tv and IF it was done in moderation, I'll agree. But first, it's not. It's not even close. And you have a sharp hill to climb if you want to tell me that watching someone's version of life -- even something very well done -- is better than living it in any measurable volume. My life, quite frankly, is way too interesting (not exciting, just interesting) for me to squander it like that.

    "You could sell it. Or donate it to your local charity. But I think you just proved my point."

    Actually, no. You've distorted reality past any sort of recognition. Aliens landing and finding your post might conclude that we all sit around, watch intricate violin concerts on television and have a fine time discussing the relative merits of the techniques employed. Television isn't nearly so helpful, its harmful, demonstrably so, both in wasted time and the indoctrination it metes out, just to name two.

    No, you haven't made your point. Heck, you haven't even outlined one.

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  242. I enjoy TV comercials, not repetition though by aaron_pet · · Score: 1


    I like to see advertisements...

    Even the ones for maxi pads cause they got cute girls in them.

    I liked seeing the Dude Your getting a dell dude... for maybe the first 10 times... but then I started changing the channel when their adds came on.

    I think every citizen in the US should get a slice of the bandwitdh, and be able to put whatever they want on it (maybe 10 minutes every week or month... or an hour each year... or some combination... of time sharing and or very narrow slices of bandwitdh... (more ideas in my head)

    Anyway, then people will have to pay cost of their brodcast (witch should be rather low)... and may have to team up with other TV show fans to get thier show seen... maybe sign over their time to a network (they can revoke their time even durring brodcast in my model, however it comes back at the end of a combined period)...

    And then people would need PVR's to combine the 10 minute segments of time that people have donated...

    And then to pay the studio...
    Open Accounting (my site is down, sorry),
    Community Commissioned artwork, with abundent good accounting information being required.

    (I might like a show enough to pay 100 bucks for it if nobody else wants to watch it, but then if evreybody wants to watch it... I don't think the producers should get more than 1000 dolars for it, so I'd pay 1 dollar... etc... To commision the NEXT epidode, for public domain release (GPL style).

    So it would be like an auction... with more complex rules.

    Producer asks for 100,000 dolars minimum for a show, 200,000 max usable (really up the quality with better special efects, live more luxuriously etc)...

    Joe bidder really loves the show, and would pay $50 to see the show if it was his own thing...
    he thinks that the show should get the full 200,000 bucks.

    his pledge would be for 50 bucks if less than
    100,000 dollars are raised, 30 bucks if less than 120,000, 20 bucks if less than 150000 10 bucks if less than 180000 1 dollar if less than 200000, 20 cents or something like that if greater than 200000 bucks are collected.

    I think this can work.

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  243. I like the ads by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you, but there are commercials like. I know I'm not alone, as millions of people surfed AdCritic.com till it bombed.

    The ads don't bother me. If I don't have to pay a license fee to watch TV, and I can see all the shows I enjoy, I don't care if there are ads.

    I make the choice to pay attention. I have control of my TV. I can change the channel if a commercial really annoys me.

  244. Obviously what's going to happen is. by tq_at_sju · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the people commercialing will then have to deal with paying to commercial on the TIVO boxes rather then with the networks (well in conjunction), and then the networks in turn will make the people who make the TIVOS pay them a cut to provide the content. Thus recycling the old model once again, until something new comes along that can remove the new ads from the ad removing tivos hehehe.

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  245. people will still watch commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When your favorite show comes on at 9:00, and you can easily be in front of the tv at 9:00, then you will watch your show, commercials and all.

    The commercial-skipping devices are primarily used to catch the shows you can't watch, and hence will only skip adverts you wouldn't have been watching anyway.

    $0.02

  246. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by Sunnan · · Score: 1

    "Poor white trash? Make a little money while you sit on your ass."

    Advertise to people so poor that they have to endure commersials and thus can't afford any products?

  247. How about letting me find the ads I want to by niall2 · · Score: 1

    OK so we all know we hate ads. Because they typically don't lead us to what we want. Thats no secret. I personally don't need a cure for that ED, but some people do (and theres nothing wrong with that). But some ads do work for me.

    We all buy stuff off the internet. Most PVR owners do as well. TIVO has this "if you watched this and gave it thumbs up" system for taping random stuff for me...and Amazon likes to try to sell me stuff that relates to what I've bought in the past. Why not take the information out of the corporation databases and put it in the box? If I could shop (and I meen really shop where you look at stuff and compare features and prices and all that sort of stuff) from my TIVO simply...now theres something. And if it would recomend thing that I might like (and if it learns from the scorn I give it when it blows it) then this sort of advertizement might work.

    Show me ads when I want to buy something. Let me do some research on what I need...if that is a Pizza to get me through the Buffy marathon...then show me who's got pizza I like and on sale. If I'm bored and need a new game show me the ads for the ones I might actually buy.

    This won't cover the "gee...I really feel like drinking that last Frapachino in my fridge" ads that are also out there, but it does get the ads I might want to se to me in a more targeted way, without a central registry of what I like.

    So how do the networks get in on this...how about having some of the spare bandwidth for the new digital TV go to allowing the PVR to catalog whats advertized on that network and download the interesting ones for me to use if I need them.

    I don't know if this would work or not. I'm not sold on it...but its an interesting twist from the way we do things now. Would it be used or simply ignored...of course that depends on how good of a shopping interface you can get to with only tens of buttons.

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  248. Re:I got one... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you're insecure in your lack of tv watching. *I* wasn't the person who felt the need to start a just to inform everyone: "Look at me!!! I don't watch TV like a lot of you do!! I'M DIFFERENT!!! Pay me the due I feel I deserve for thinking I'm unique."

    I personally find the fact that you judge people based on what they want to do with their spare time to be disgusting as well. Cockbag.

  249. We Already Have One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is called Cable TV and stations like HBO and Showtime etc. already do this.

    All cable stations should be like this but some dumb F#@k decided to pay Ted Turner for the privalege of expanding his market 100 fold.

    I have never understood why cable pays stations as opposed to vise versa. In fact, I believe the original idea of cable was just that. You pay for TV because it has no commercials. This is why I don't pay for Cable. I will not pay for TV with commercials. I will, however, pay for TV without (assuming the programing is good).

  250. Elitest snob by Jayson · · Score: 1

    That is your opinion, and you are in the minority. Did you ever stop to think that maybe you might be missing something that others have, like taste, a sense of humor, or the ability to watch something just because it is fun?

    1. Re:Elitest snob by csteinle · · Score: 1

      What, like Big Brother?

  251. why don't we take a look at the rest of the world by theirpuppet · · Score: 1
    A while back, early last century, there had been a lot of discussion about what to do with the airwaves. Turn it over to private corporations, and regulate them in some way however limited that might turn out to be, or keep it in the people's hands.


    The US is the only place in the world that pretty much did not have that discussion. Consequently we have over 1 million commercials pushed in our faces by the time were 18, and still they are finding new ways to push even more: in show commercials, bars along the bottom/sides of the screen...


    There are other models. But none that don't conflict too much with the corporate dominated media, and the 'Profit over People' capitalism.


    Things can survive without profitability margins. The airwaves are owned by the people. Try that on for size. Or just go back to your university and allow them to sell your thesis for $500, or allow a private company to patent your work.

  252. Whoa! Musta been one'a those anonymous... by mtec · · Score: 1

    ... educated, lifeless, lurker zombies.
    They go bump in the night (and type efficiently in their sleep).

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  253. WARNING GOATSE link in parent post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The is a link to goatse.cx in the parent post.

  254. My mother, an alternative, and why I dislike BBC by not_cub · · Score: 2
    My mother read an article on PVR users skipping adverts the other day. (background info: My mother, like most mothers, is not so into tech-stuff.) Her take on it was one that I'm not sure I've seen mentioned here. It was, "if everybody hates adverts so much that the first thing they do when they can is skip the adverts, why are advertisers bothering in the first place?"

    You have to wonder. These guys spend gazillions on putting their message in front of people who really don't want to see it. I guess it's just a shame that PVRs have drawn their attention to this, so that they'll no longer fund your favourite show. The question then really boils down to, "How can we continue to kid them that advertising is worthwhile, so they'll continue to foot the bill?" This, unfortunately, sounds like a fairly doomed arrangement to me.

    The most sensible alternative I have seen, is pay-per-show. Already, you can go to Blockbuster, and hire a DVD or video of several Friends episodes or Star Trek episodes, or whatever floats your boat. Extending this to TV is entirely possible with PVRs, and if priced well, could be an entirely attractive option (after all, I'm not interested in subscribing to a channel, just in seeing the few shows I want to watch). I know I'd be happier to subscribe to a season of Futurama, than to a channel which may or may not show that season of Futurama. This may not be ideal in all situations. For example, I can see that the current system may work better for music channels, for which I am more interested in seeing a stream of "whatever they want to show me". However, I believe this system could satisfy everybody's interests for more general programming.

    On a different note, to all the British posters who have pointed out the BBC's funding model, I have to say, I don't watch any BBC programs, and I resent being gouged for 100 quid a year for a service I don't want. I'm sure that this socialist model of TV funding would *not* be accepted in the US, even if things were centralized enough for it to be possible.

    not_cub

    PS Last time I said bad things about the BBC, all hell broke loose. Moderators who love the BBC, feel free to ignore that bit ;)

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  255. Other revenue streams by Aging_Newbie · · Score: 1

    When there aren't commercials then the stations and networks will simply have to sell their air time to the highest bidder. I am sure that at the right price there is plenty of air time available and without commercials competing the price should be right. Oil companies can produce shows that illustrate how they can drill their way to a better world, politicians can dramatize their idiologies, and, in short, the American television mindshare can be bought by whomever has the cash. One could argue that the sponsors already exert considerable control but at least there is some isolation.

    No technology that I have seen has been free of side effects.

  256. Cost Proportion of Ads on Product Purchase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the yearly cost component of television advertising on all purchases? How does this compare to the cost of a subscription-based model, such as cable television?

    Could it be that the television advertising model is a net cost to the consumer, in price markups on purchases and time wasted watching advertising? Are the only real beneficieries of this model the advertising middlemen?

  257. what they're doing here by ironicsky · · Score: 1

    Up here in Manitoba Canada, we only have one Television company at the time, Shaw Cable... Currently they offer 4 Tiers of Cable packages, plus Digital... Next year, a new Television company is going to start offering cable packages per channel, where you pay for only the channels you want, nothing else... This way the cable company can focus on better content, if they decided to put sponsor logo's on the screen and cut out ad's. I'd go for that.

  258. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Your "profit before people" comment goes over the top. In capitalism. one makes money by providing a product or service that people want. If you fail to please a significant number of consumers, you fail in business. It's that simple. Profit cannot come before people, because it is exactly people who purchase your product or service. I am always surprised so many people don't understand that. Unrestrained capitalism, when coupled by a lack of humanity, can be very awful. This situation of power and evil can be found wherever human beings exist. Unrestrained fascism, communism or any other system can be equally awful. Capitalism isn't perfect, but it's the only system that works. Some abuse power and privelege in every country. I just don't know where you get this idea that every corporation has meetings to sit down and discuss how to opress people in this fiscal quarter. The conspiracy mindset continues to elude me. Sure, when Rumsfeld conveniently announces that al Qaida has moved to Iraq, I get suspicious. I think, "maybe it's all getting too convenient.". But I have the right to take up arms. Even against my own country when it goes too far. I am not an unarmed serf working another man's land. Most Americans are complacent sheep. So are most Europeans. America also has quite a few dissidents. That demonstrates a healthy governmental ecosystem.

  259. How about... by Phantros · · Score: 1
    Micropayments. I don't watch TV anymore, but if I did, I'd gladly pay a small per-show fee for The Simpsons. Really popular shows could make a fortune - think of your friends that are addicted to Buffy, Angel, Friends, whatever.

    First seasons of shows would be free to get them going, and reruns would be at a discount.

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  260. here's a thought... by hawkbug · · Score: 1

    I already pay for cable/directv correct? Think about this for a moment, who is really benefiting from that money? ABC, NBC? Nope. The cable or sattelite company. I say TV stations need to go after them for money. I already pay for the service, and should include content as well. It's like paying for internet service and being bombarded by ads at the same time on every website you visit. It sucks, I say web site owners that get a lot of traffic should be going after ISPs for some revenue, TV should work the same way.

  261. Look at the movies... by seangw · · Score: 1

    Product placement in television could prove to be like the movies currently are (*cough* apple *cough).

    That along with advertisements on the bottoms of screens during television shows.

    If they get creative enough they'll find a way to survive. You can't tell me there's no money in putting on a show without commercials. At absolutely worst it will just be much less free television and more pay for what you watch.

  262. How do "roads" survive without toll billboards? by Sleepy · · Score: 2

    How do airlines survive without subsudies?

    And so on.

    I think TV will get annoying INLINE banner ads. That's all. Next question.

  263. Solution: good adverts by balloonhead · · Score: 1
    Get the people to stop churning out crappy commercials. There's nothing better than a clever, cool, or just funny advert - good ads can make for good viewing too. That's why some companies (e.g. Levi's have a certain cult following to their ads. Always with a good soundtrack and beautiful people. I never buy their stuff, though...) will always do well to keep their advertising the way it is.

    What I don't like is these awful ads that rich comapnies put out, and the even worse ones on local TV which are obviously drawn up by idiots with a handycam and a lobotomy. Don't even get me started on radio ads...

    Good placement is important too - viewer profiling (a la Opera where you can put in your demography and it will only show you relevant ads) is feasible with cable and any future broadband 'TV' - I am interested in some adverts just because of the product, even if I won't necessarily buy anything.

    But TV will not survive without advertising, unless we pay much more than we do at the moment; it just need to be less offensive than it is at the moment. I change the channel when some come on - what a poor representation of the company that is...

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  264. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You should have taken my sollution, ditch the day job, then you can watch 6 hours of tv AND 6 hours of /. :)

  265. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by Laplace · · Score: 2

    Profit cannot come before people, because it is exactly people who purchase your product or service.

    Running for office, are we?

    Reality check here. If is costs a corporation a million dollars to use slave labor in a third world nation to build a product that will create ten million dollars of revenue, you can bet your ass (or, the asses of a whole shitload of slave labor) that the company will jump on the opportunity.

    It's called business, and business has been business for a good long time.

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  266. Re:I got one... by M$+Mole · · Score: 1
    ehem...
    For some reason I don't consume as much goods, I'm less prone to inappropriate emotional outbreaks, and my vocabulary has improved. My spalling has remains attrocious as ever...

    Your grammar isn't anything special either.
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  267. End for Good by Undefined_Here · · Score: 1
    The ideal business model would emerge: no television, essentially. Television is primarily entertainment with no intellectual, mental or 'stimulating' / 'productive' substance (there are exceptions: Farscape, Startrek, Buffy, etc...; as well as the public-funded (for the most part) like KCET which airs actually educating stuff and news like the BBC, but these are already commercial free), the rest is a bunch of biased bullshit that, in effect, dumbs most american's down much like a lifetime of welding will dull one's soul and capacity for 'positive' output/response.

    Why do they have to air the goddamn things in the middle of shows anyways? it destroys the show, as plots are generally continuous. (and then they further mutilate the shows by forcing producing / writers to desiginate the plot around, and thus for, commercials... disgusting really.)

    But, as far as business models go, a publically funded setup would work great. It could show shows like Farscape and whatever else is actually good, and people could donate during fundraisers (it is actually successfully done...). This would also force people out of their homes more often as less people might vegitate for hours on end (or, pro-economy, rentals might maximize).

    Not to mention most commercials are obscenely molesting of any human mind, espicially children: sexist often, often terribly circumsizing to the limits of ours minds... What kind of bullshit they must generate in the 'dark' (as in the matter) pathos of our minds!

  268. Print Media suggest some models by CardiffMan · · Score: 1

    In print media, you have three business models (as my oversimplification): books, journals, and magazines.

    Books are ad-free. You pay once and you get one book. This is a lot like VOD which is just starting on cable systems. VOD is not strictly the same as PPV, because you do get to choose when your viewing starts, and you can pause and stuff like a VCR.

    Journals are by subscription and ad-free. You subscribe for a term and you get several different issues during the term, and there are no ads. Journals contain works that would not be practical to put out as books. But journals are roughly like SVOD which may soon be on cable systems that have VOD. The S stands for subscription. You'd pay so much a month to have VOD-style access to a collection of programs from one outfit like HBO. I can imagine one day subscribing to "The vampire channel" to see Buffy shows and related material.

    Magazines are by subscription and loaded with ads. The works in a magazine are of various lengths but not practical to sell individually. This is a lot like "basic cable" where you pay $40-$50 for a selection of programs with ads.

    Print (and its dead-fiber-source predecessors) are as old as anything. Ads are a relatively new part of Print but the history of Print suggests that you won't see ads going away from TV anytime soon.

    The content oligarchy will withhold content from media that are incompatible with their interests as they see them. The content oligarchists are rent-seekers, after all. So the CE manufacturers will have to deliver on some form of 5C or HDCP copy protection that satisfies the content oligarchists, or there won't be TV to watch.

    Therefore TV will continue to stratify and PVRs may be something that a few of us enjoyed before they were disabled. And ads will thus stay.

    P.S. I acknowledge that the "analog hole" exists, but I think it could become a very awkward hole to exploit under the right conditions.

  269. Re:My mother, an alternative, and why I dislike BB by Undefined_Here · · Score: 1

    But compare the quality of the news reported on the BBC and on almost, really almost any, American-based 'news' firm. What news do you view/use exactly?

  270. The only thing standing in the way... by tlambert · · Score: 2

    "The only thing standing in the way of `video on demand' is lack of demand." -- WiReD, 1996

    Sure, it works for blacked out sporting events and porn, but that's all it has ever worked on, and that a very small percentage of the television watching market that wants to see Mike Tyson chew someones ear off.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:The only thing standing in the way... by kubrick · · Score: 2

      a very small percentage of the television watching market that wants to see Mike Tyson chew someones ear off.

      Hey, maybe that can be the next step into the reality TV mire. You thought it couldn't get worse than Anna Nicole Smith? Think again.

      It's "The Mike Tyson Show"!

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  271. family time TV breaks by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

    You're missing the best part, amigo.. here in Canada we spend all our quality togetherness time as a family whenever the commercials start. Don't get me wrong - I think "commercial-free" is an admirable goal for some, but just think of the consequences before you advocate for the rest of us.

  272. European countries also have an anus tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right. European countries have a tax for simply having an anus. There was also a tax for how much shit comes out of the anus. Of course, that tax was repealed because politicians all received high tax bills. However, the anus tax still remains.

  273. outdated business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    that is a very relative term, as it can be applied to the newest business models just developed when looked at from a historical perspective. Sort of like looking back on old medical practices of blood letting and saying, "boy, what idiots they were." The problem is that until a superior method is proven, then the current one in place will stand. It is simple economics... to which anyone with any understanding of economics will also tell you it is also the law of energy conservation and efficiency.

    So, don't be so quick to condemn others for not adopting the best and brightest as the actual increase in efficiency and value may either have not been demonstrated as of yet and/or the ROI from the cost of change is not enough to justify the adoption. What if I tried to convince you that I had a "vastly superior fuel" that claimed to be twice as efficient for fuel p/gallon consumption? What if early studies showed that the claim of 2x was only valid within specific types of vehicles of a narrow weight range and only on constant trips (no traffic and minimal slowdowns or speed traps) of interstate speed over an 8 hour period within a very narrow and uncommon temperature range? That is what we call bullshit marketing and it has never been limited to the likes of EVIL (tm) corporations, lawyers, special interest groups and politicians.

    Now, what if the cost to convert each post production car to use this new fuel ranged from 500 - 2500 USD? I doubt many would value from that change unless they owned their car over 10 years, drove _ALL_ the time (perhaps they are curiers) or had the perfect combo of car, time of year and roads (as mentioned above) handy year round. (it is important to note that the majority of car owners recycle cars at a rate of 4 -6 years on average) Although I usually go more, I know few who keep their cars more than 3 years.

    Oh yeah, just to put it in here... what if the cost of fabrication plants to convert to this new method was on average 5 million a plant? Sounds rediculous I know but you really gotta see the expendatures of fabrication based companies in these situations. They could learn a lot from the silicon fabs. Silicon fabs have learned to never expect the current methods to last longer than 2 years, so they plan (a little bit at least) accordingly.

  274. The most viable alternative by lanclos · · Score: 1

    Cancel your cable/satellite/whatever subscription. Think of the money you'd save if you purchased just the Good Crap(tm) when it came out of DVD instead of paying for it and all the Bad Crap(tm) monthly.

    You may surprise yourself by not even wanting to watch the Good Crap(tm) anymore.

  275. My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... this commenter is such a fuckhead.

    1. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. And I don't mean from that particular post; search out his/her other comments and note the obvious trend of fuckheadedness.

  276. hmm, w/o commercials maybe... by DooBall · · Score: 0

    maybe they can finally make shows friken longer... w/o the commercials, shows are only like 15 minutes...

  277. NASCAR's race car advertising by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    Then, of course, the teams have logos on their jerseys, something which I am amazed American companies/sports teams haven't jumped on.

    Perhaps one of the best examples in the world of very effective advertising is the way racing cars are painted. If you're seen a NASCAR race, each race car is painted in a different color livery, a color livery designed on behest of the primary sponsor of the car. I mean, who can forget the black-colored GM Goodwrench #3 Chevy race car of the late Dale Earnhardt? Or the rainbow-colored DuPont #24 Chevy of Jeff Gordon? Or the brown and white colored #88 Ford of Dale Jarrett? The color liveries of each race team not only serves to publicize the sponsor's name, but also provides a distinct identity to the team.

    This is why I think by 2010 every professional sport in the USA will have team uniforms that will include a visible display of the team's primary commercial sponsor, just like what has been done on the top-tier European soccer teams. Anyway, here in the USA is already happening to sporting goods manufacturers; in the case of the American football the logo of Riddell, Nike, Reebok, etc. are seen on the complete football uniform of each player.

  278. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by gabec · · Score: 2

    yeah it's a lot like looking at your watch and then someone sitting with you notices and says "oh, what time is it?" and you have to look again because you really weren't paying attention the first time.. lol. that crap happens to me all the time! ;)

  279. The most obvious alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While a PVR can eliminate all the obvious advertising, what about the content? Most of those shows are contributing to a pop culture of consumers.
    While most here are discussing how TV could survive, we're all really wondering is TV good for us?
    Sure, it's entertaining, but can it help you realize your dreams? Would you look forward to a life as a television viewer?
    It's ironic that the solution for those with little free time is not to watch less TV, but to have a personal recorder to fetch more distractions.

  280. Re:ALL ADS! ALL THE TIME!! ADTV IS NOW AVAILABLE!! by ArcSecond · · Score: 2

    Actually, yes. It is well known that poor people normally end up spending 100% of their money. Where do you think all the money McDonald's makes comes from? The Chattering Classes? No, welfare moms.

    So yes, advertising to the poor is a very good idea. Especially if you want to keep them distracted and entertained. Opiate of the masses and all that.

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  281. It will be in the shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If regular commercials go away, just expect them to move into the shows. If you've ever watched classic television, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show is a good example. In each program, about halfway through, was an ad for Carnation milk. If Tivo and SonicBlue units continue to skip commercials, and it becomes norm, expect advertisers to go back to the intra-program commercials. Since the time they occur and length differ each week, good luck trying to filter them out.

  282. Re:I got one... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2
    And just what is it that you are defending..."reality TV" and mindless shitcoms...in short, living vicariously through the exploits of imaginary characters.

    This in an excerpt from a comment made on another discussion site:

    In a cafe recently two women sat behind me who reminisced at length about their memories. But they were not shared memories at all; they were episodes of "Seinfeld." In reality, these two women shared none of the experiences they were recounting; at the time they were alone in a dark room staring at a lit box. Fake memories implanted by others. Scary. All that time they could have been doing something. I finally gave up television when I heard this quote, I forget who said it: "no one ever lay on their deathbed and wished they had watched more television." That did it


    I may be an assclown but at least my ass isn't 300lbs and fed on a steady diet of olestra, ding-dongs, pork rinds, and bacteria-and-hormone-ridden meat while sitting stupefied before a mind-numbing television set awaiting the next episode of sad families being humiliated on "Cops."
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  283. The real question.. by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

    The real question should be: "Can television actors survive on realistic wages?" The commercials are there to support the outragously over-paid actors, directors and producers. The cast of Friends makes 1 million per episodewhile the cast of the Simpsons will makes $100,000 per episode (the highest paid voice actors ever.) Does that seem a little out of whack to anyone but me? Television stations will not go bankrupt without commercial advertising, they will simply have to find people who will work for less and I for one can't wait.

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    1. Re:The real question.. by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Damn, where is my grammar checker?

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  284. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't watch television. In fact I don't even own a television, and notice that I didn't say "tv", because "tv" is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine.

  285. Make Monkey Watching Commercials, Why Not? by Styros · · Score: 1

    But if I get a penny for watching the commercials, I'm going to press play without even watching the crap. I'll find the most ad-intensive programs out there and watch them again and again (with the TV off). I'll probably write some computer program to handle the IR rewind to watch commercials again and again.

    That sounds reasonable. I'm not a media buyer, but when an agency buys a spot on TV, don't they pay for every spot? For example, if commercial A runs at 7:00pm, and then runs again at 8:00pm, the ad company has to pay for 2 spots. So that should work in reverse. If you watch the spot at 7:00, then watch it again at 8:00, you should be compensated twice. Otherwise, the ad agency has to pay twice to the network, but the network is only paying you once? I think the ad agencies would be upset about that.

  286. Do you look in the movies you watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some cartoons are commercials and there are tons of product includes in movies and tv shows. That is not about to change. So we would probally see less movies where it was hard to push a product. Maybe we would even see digital includes over the movie to buy this or that. Which would suck.

  287. Do we really watch ALL of them anyway? by SonOfASum · · Score: 1

    Why isn't everyone up in arms about my remote control? Before I ever had a PVR I "flipped" during commercials. The same thing happens with radio. Am I robbing these folks by flipping to another station for a few moments?? The REAL way that advertising makes money is by gauging how many people are watching the show, not the commercials.

    It would seem that some savy media buyers are putting the squeeze on the folks that are selling the time on their venues. Is there really a difference between my "flipping" and my "skipping"? Other than the fact that it is easier to try to figure out how many people have PVRs than deal with the fact that EVERYONE has a remote.

  288. Who really wants commercial TV? by EelBait · · Score: 1

    To be quite honest, there is nothing on commercial TV that I am really interested in anyway. I don't watch public (PBS) either. The only thing I use the tube for now is watching DVD's. If commercial TV died I would even notice.

  289. To Everyone who doesn't have a TIVO yet... by liquidflare · · Score: 0

    You do not need a $400 piece of equipment to skip ads. HELLO, ITS CALLED A VCR!!! Not only can you fast forward through ads ads, you can record shows that you normally wouldn't have time to see in your schedule!! Amazing what old technology can do, huh?

  290. off is better. by twitter · · Score: 2
    ...proud that they've turned the TV off. It's as if they think it's a huge achievement that puts them above the common man.

    ...It's like being proud of no longer reading books, or no longer listening to music, or no longer going out to restaurants or movies.

    Nope and nope. Not better than the common man, unless you define the common man as a passive lump that lives to suck down mindless dribble. Nor is turning off the boob tube like denying yourself of those other things. Those things you chose out of many things and only do once or twice a week. TV just rams crap down at you. The less of it you watch, the more time you have for those other good things.

    I'm not proud of the fact that I don't waste my time watching TV, I'm proud of the things I've done instead. BS, most of a MS, got an excellent job, and competitive bike riding. Not bad eh? Some of them would have to go if I wasted an hour or two a night trying to get news and relaxation off the tube. I love to tell people that they should turn the damn thing off because I want others to have good things too. How unsatisfying a source of news and relaxation TV is can only be understood after two or three months of not watching it. After a year or so, TV looks like it's broadcast from another planet.

    Orwell called it prolefeed and it was for everyone.

    In a better world, people will continue to sing, act and entertain each other without the sponsorship of large and small corporate intersts. I'm looking forward to the death of advertising in general. Boycot advertisers when you can.

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    1. Re:off is better. by nathanh · · Score: 2

      Your arrogance is unbelievable. People who watch the "boob tube" are all "proles". You are a "better" person with a "better" life. TV is "crap". In fact, it's nothing but "corporate intersts" [sic]. We should all "Boycot" [sic] TV to avoid the "mindless dribble".

      The most incredible aspect of your behaviour is that you feel the need to evangelize! It's as if you've found religion.

  291. I don't watch television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't watch television. In fact, I don't even own a television, and notice that I didn't say "tv", because "tv" is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine.

    1. Re:I don't watch television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent post.

    2. Re:I don't watch television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will have to respectfully disagree with his assertion that the above post is in fact excellent.

      A Mr. Show reference? That is the one show I actually wish had commercials. What the hell is wrong with these people?

  292. If the business model doesn't pay by guibaby · · Score: 0

    Why do I care if the local stations go out of business? I already pay $80/ month for additional programming. That business model seems to survive just fine.

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  293. I don't watch television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't watch television. In fact I don't even own a television, and notice that I didn't say "tv", because "tv" is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine

  294. I really don't care if it doesn't survive... by frAme57 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record."

    So now that viewers have found a way around the tedious mindfuck that is TV advertisement, maybe broadcast TV will finally die a natural death. Hopefully it will do so before we're all forced to buy HDTV enabled sets.

    And honestly, who cares? There is so much else out there to do now. You can reclaim that TV time (books, family, friends, projects, sleep) or waste it even more pleasantly (DVDs, video games, online chat clients, the web, mp3 hunting, sleep).

    Don't get me wrong - I'm no "TV is evil; unplugging it will cure all your problems" preacher. But if making broadcast TV tolerable to watch is what kills it - doesn't that mean its been doomed all along? And to put broadcast TV on life support just to keep your TiVO out of the attic for a few more months? Be real. That's like protesting the overall shift to CDs - so that AOL will keep sending you free, easy to reformat floppy discs!

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  295. Re:I got one... by sysop0130 · · Score: 0

    And I also can't stand the obnoxious commercials which are all too common.

    That's why there's a mute button.

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  296. Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't go with the model of commercials for 5 minutes, TV for 5 minutes, keeping the two separate. Instead, you have advertisements and endorsements embedded in the content. How would you do that? The Networks would just have little pop-up ads in the corner of the TV screen that appear during the show. This will become more ubiquitous as more interactive content appears around the edges of the screen over the next 10 years or so.

    Pop-ups on your TV show.. ugh.. but the alternative is no TV at all. Maybe for the wealthy people out there, an alternative version of the channel could be available that doesn't have the pop-ups but requires a subscription fee to eliminate them. It would be a very similar model as some of the free dial-up ISPs.

    Anyhow, just thought this was worth mentioning as it seems inevitable.

  297. A good analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... one business prof. I had at Univ. of MD said, advertisments are like a man holding a sign along the side of a one way road reading "Go this way", the man claims his sign is effective because traffic is indeed flowing that direction...

  298. you're making an assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're assuming that advertising can be removed from mass media. The truth is that if Tivos and whatnot get a massive following, the broadcasters will simply change their formats so that you'll be seeing advertisements while you're seeing your program. It could be banner ads like we've become used to on web sites or programs like the variety shows of old that included commercial spots instead of just commercial breaks. Or just plain old product placements. Beyond that, if free broadcasts aren't possible anymore, than we just don't pay for them. In any case, I don't really see a downside, because I don't watch much television anymore and I hate adverts.

  299. Buffy "amazing" TV? Pffft. by crovira · · Score: 2

    The BBC model tells me that there IS good programming available. Without it the American channels would have nothing to rip-off.

    The amount of content from across the pond that has been morphed into something shorter to make room for the ads and "dumbed down" should make the MPAA and RIAA beg NOT to be taken out behind the congress and shot at dawn like the thieving dogs that they are.

    But as long as advertisers hold the reins, you're not going to see anything worth watching for the most part because it distracts from the ads.

    I tossed out the set years ago and apart from snatches of sports events caught in the occasional visits to some bars, I'm much happier reading or sitting in front of my monitor.

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  300. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by great_flaming_foo · · Score: 1

    yeah it's a lot like looking at your watch and then someone sitting with you notices and says "oh, what time is it?" and you have to look again because you really weren't paying attention the first time.. lol. that crap happens to me all the time! ;)

    you think that's bad. I've got you beat hands down. One day I forgot to put my watch on, and I looked at my wrist five times before I realized I forgot my watch. The moral of the story is I didn't really care what time it was. :-)

  301. Re:Elitest snob (Huh?) by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    That is your opinion, and you are in the minority.

    I made a claim: that if an entertaining group is not affected by the opinion of its audience, then they will tend to perform stuff that they like, which is frequently not what the majority likes. Of course it's an opinion, but it's not a judgement call; it could easily be tested. Whether or not others disagree is irrelevant to the truthfulness of the claim.

    One example of this may be French cinema; I'm told at one point in time, it was almost completely funded by the French government, and French audiences went to see American movies because few wanted to see the French movies.

    the ability to watch something just because it is fun?

    It's very hard to make something fun; it's much easier to make it "deep", and "insightful". What do you think that most show makers, freed of commercial obligations, would go for?

  302. Pay for what you use by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    I think the only real solution is to change the television industry from a broadcast model to a model more like that used by cable companies, which charge for service. This would, however, increase the cost of cable service because customers would pay for the stations they view.

    1. Re:Pay for what you use by aflat362 · · Score: 1

      Umm, there's still commercials on cable

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  303. in-show commercials (not product placement) by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of those tv's where you can make one channel show up in a box in the corner or something. Basically, 2 things at once. I can see this being something that might be done.. constant commercial free (possibly) shows, with a "commercial channel" in the corner. Since it's on screen all through the show, you wouldn't be able to skip it with tivo and the like. Show producers would pretty much have to start planning around it, so action doesn't get covered up. Now that I think of it, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.. though I assume such ads would have to be banners - silent movies maybe. Any sound would interfere with the original show.

    Really, it wouldn't be so bad. One could grow to ignore it, if you so wished, you could probly get something to filter it and put a black box there.. but you'd gain nothing by it, so why? This is one things that would show even through recordings, with really no reason nor good effect from removing it.

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  304. LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Hospitals don't proscribe "tylenol" they proscribe "Acetaminophen" or "APAP", which are both terms for the generic chemical in Tylenol. And they don't proscribe it, but usualy Acetaminophen mixed with codine.

    If real tylenol was mixed with codine, they sure as hell wouldn't need to advertize the stuff :P

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    1. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PREscribed, dude.

    2. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by drsoran · · Score: 2

      If real tylenol was mixed with codine, they sure as hell wouldn't need to advertize the stuff :P

      What do you classify as "real" Tylenol? Tylenol #3 or higher DO have codine in them. If you just mean that "Extra Strength" Tylenol crap then I agree. You might as well take sugar pills.

    3. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by sessamoid · · Score: 2

      Hospitals don't "proscribe" Tylenol for anything except perhaps liver failure patients. You probably meant "prescribe." And actually, hospitals don't prescribe a damn thing. The doctors still do that in my country.

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    4. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      Prescription - noun
      4 a : a written direction for a therapeutic or corrective agent; specifically : one for the preparation and use of a medicine b : a prescribed medicine c : something like a doctor's prescription

      When your doctor says to the nurse "give him tylenol", your doctor has prescribed tylenol. Coincidentally, I never used the word prescribe in my message, I used the language the Tylenol commercials use - I had hoped people would put it together. I think most did.

      You think doctor's only refer to it as Acetaminophen or APAP? I can't think of a time my daughter's pediatrician has referred to over the counter analgesics / fever reducers as anything other than "Tylenol" or "Advil". He always refers to Guaifenesin as "Robitussin" too. I can't say my experience matches yours.

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    5. Re:LOL, do you know why it's proscribed most? by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      From my experience as a clerk in a hospital, the only things that doctors prescribe by abbreviation (as far as medication) are ASA (acetyl-salicylic acid or aspirin) and TAO (triple-antibiotic ointment or Neosporin). Almost everything else is ordered as a name brand and the pharmacist replaces it with a generic (unless specified otherwise).

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  305. So you're contradicting yourself... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I'm not a conspiracy theorist, mind you. The only conspiracy is one of stupidity and sheep-like behavior, both for consumers and those making executive decisions in corporate America.

    But you originally said that most peoples buying wouldn't change. Now you are complaining about a "Sheep-like behavior conspiracy"... the fact of the matter is most people

    The fact of the matter is, thinking about stuff requires mental effort, and just like physical effort, people in general try to avoid it as much as possible.

    People might benefit if they spent hours investigating different kinds of soaps, headache remedies, and colas. But they would also save money if they build their own house.

    It might not be worth it.

    And no, you wouldn't fail. You'd survive, maybe even make a comfortable revenue. You just can't make the outrageous yearly profits that everyone demands, or meet the gov's expectations of economic growth rate.

    Average corporate profits in this country are like 5% or something.

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  306. It's very simple... by KFury · · Score: 2

    Watch EdTV.

    Already CNN, MSNBC, and a lot of other news stations have a bottom portion of the screen dedicated to metanews. The answer will probably be that they will periodically take over the lower portion of the screen to show sponsorship information. Networks could work with production companies to find the times when this is least intrusive to the story, since a cognitive disruption damages the brand and the show at the same time, after all.

    In my opinion, this would almost be worth it to get rid of commercial breaks. True, commercials would have to lack video, and have to be compelling enough to entice with just words or graphics on a smaller piece of real estate (cough*bannerads*cough), but this might not be such a bad thing...

  307. Cable by msheppard · · Score: 2

    I already pay a cable bill every month. I'm sure they can re-partition that money so the content providers get MORE, as I am sure the already get SOME. I mean, hello? I pay for the shows I want already, I pay to have Fox so I may watch the Simpsons. I don't watch MTV, so I don't pay for it. That's why there are no commercials on HBO etc... The system is already entirely there, the business model is proven, bring on FOX-BO or something where you pay a couple bucks more a month to get it and there are no commercials.

    M@

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  308. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Advertisers who complain about ad skipping are missing the point.

    If I see an annoying commercial, it ISN'T going to make me more inclined to buy the product. In fact, it will make me less likely to buy it.

    I don't have realtime ad-skipping functionality right now. Even if I did, I wouldn't necessarily skip all commercials. Just the annoying ones.

    A lot of times I will tape a show I want to watch later. I don't fast-forward through all the commercials, because I'm not thinking about it. It's only when I see an annoying commercial that I remember to hit that FF button.

    Lastly, not everyone is going to get a tivo or similar product. Fact is, paying $15 or more a month purely for a schedule service is disgusting. If I pay $400 for a pvr, I don't want to be forced to pay an additional monthly fee (or even a 1 time "lifetime" service fee) in order to use the product I've already bought. Tivo is especially insulting in that it autorecords things that the tivo company decided to record FOR me. (I'm talking about shows that tivo was paid to advertise.)

    Currently not every home even has a vcr. I doubt if dvrs are going to be hitting even 50% of homes within the next 10 years.

    I don't watch all that many shows. I do like to watch certain shows. Those shows, like "Buffy", I end up getting the DVDs later. So I could see paying a fee to watch a season of the show, especially if I wouldn't have to buy the dvd later, could keep a high quality digital copy now, and wouldn't have to worry about scheduling conflicts.

    If I'm just watching to pass the time, however, it doesn't matter if it's a show or just commercials, so I generally don't feel the need to skip those even if I could.

  309. Re:I got one... by catwh0re · · Score: 1

    well maybe as a solution to the question rather than bickering, it's important to realise that surfin' the web is alot like t.v without breaks for commercials, instead of getting a set time of an advertisement, we get a pop-up ad. Now i read earlier on slashdot the up-roar from slashdotters about such pop-ups in t.v, but they've been a reality in australian television for the last 3+ months, usually in prime time programming.

  310. Why do they think they work? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Seriously, this is ridiculous. How do you know chocolate will taste good when you put it in your mouth? How do we know sex causes babies? How do we know providing water to crops makes them grow?

    Its all about observed correlations. We do something, we see a change. If it happens over and over, we can assume that it'll make a change if we do it in the future.

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    1. Re:Why do they think they work? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Its all about observed correlations. We do something, we see a change. If it happens over and over, we can assume that it'll make a change if we do it in the future.

      Which is all well and good when you can isolate the agents . Is it enough to know that you feel better when you bang your head against the wall, to conclude that banging your head against the wall makes you feel better? What if, every time you happen to bang your head, someone also shoots you up with morphine?


      And for advertising, it gets even better: It's not a one-to-one causation; it's a "x percentage of viewers" thing. And it's not strongly temporally linked -- we all "know" that even good ad campaigns have a lag time as the concept "seeps" into the "mass consciousness". And of course, there's nothing like isolated causation at all. Did Sears really sell more air conditioners because of that ad? Or because it's summer and people need air conditioners? Perhaps both... but how do you deconvolve the bit that's due to advertising?


      My argument was, and remains, that the effectiveness of advertising is not measured becuase the tools are too coarse, the sample too diverse, and the data too sparse. While some advertising clearly leaves its mark, even after a century of trying, the ad execs haven't figured out why -- or whether this particular campaign will yield benefits.


      Which leads back to my original position: Executives spend millions on advertising not necessarily because it will work as much as because they believe it will work.

    2. Re:Why do they think they work? by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      Which leads back to my original position: Executives spend millions on advertising not necessarily because it will work as much as because they believe it will work.

      And therefore millions of dollars move around hourly because of what people think will work. Which means they do work, in some fashion, or at least inasmuch as people like to think they're right. Crazy to think that we mostly live inside the head trip of a few executives politicians and other notables.

      Interestingly, your assertion is true about most activities that people of all stripes undertake. The funny thing is that only this bizarre "rationalist" tradition tries to maintain that you don't have to resort to that leap of faith all the time, but rather can "reason" your way through.

  311. Re:I got one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am surfing with the tv on but muted while listening to music. There are two open books next to me for cross reference. I am trying to get some banking and research done and I am cooking breakfast. Didn't the tv teach you people anything about short attention spans?

  312. assclown? Who Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's worse than free television, is cable, where you pay $80.00 a month for better commercials. Entire channels devoted to worthless gadgets, hovered over by seemingly interested salespeople.

    1. Re:assclown? Who Me? by unitron · · Score: 2

      If the commercials on cable are better where you are, broadcast in your area must be truly horrid.

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  313. Paying per show/channel won't work by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

    Paying per show or per channel won't work, as told by some people here. Why? Because some people still get their TV signals the old fashion way: thru antenna. There's even some regions where cable is still not available (very small towns, cottage country, etc...). As long as the big networks (ABC, NBC, ABC, FOX, CBC, CTV, Global, etc...) transmit their signal thru the air, paying per show/per channel won't be viable. I have digital cable. I pay for extra channels like Discovery and TLC. I don't pay for NBC/CBS/etc... And if they wanted to charge for those, I'd just set up an antenna to watch those channels. I'm sure many other folks would too.

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  314. Reaching out to the Westside by CaptCanuk · · Score: 1

    I live in a city under Eastern Standard time. I've noticed that some networks air identical content for the most part here as well as to PST people but just offset by the 3 hours. So, I'm assuming that it would take one person under Eastern Standard Time who watches TV religiously to hit a button whenever the commercials start and hit another button whenever commercials stop to get the timing for such delayed broadcasts to block out commercials for the West coast people. Now I'm sure we can get even more precise if say 20 people do it and we use a little statistical interpolation of the data to get a more precise time (in the case of some people not being as attentive).

    Of course the cooler way of dealing with this problem is my other suggestion. The PVR device tapes the entire show for those who requested it. Now the PVR boxes of those people who are actually watching that channel send back a signal whenever people switch away from that channel (based on the assumption that people change the channel when commercials start). Given that data, and signals whenever someone switches back to the channel and stays on the channel, i'm sure you could get a rough estimate as to when the commercials ended. So that data gets sent out to all PVR's on the network and if the PVR had taped that show, it goes through the process of splicing the MPEG file at those positions.

    Some sort of group theory...

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  315. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by Gooba42 · · Score: 1

    I'd worn my watch for awhile and apparently gotten used to the magic "information from my wrist". It was embarassing because I'd check it for stupid stuff.

    "Oh, what show is this? *glance at the watch* man, I'm an idiot"...

    "When is that appointment? *glance at the watch* man, I'm an idiot"...

    "Where'd I leave the remote? *glance at the watch* man I'm an idiot"...

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  316. Devil's Advocate by cryptowhore · · Score: 1

    I'll make this point short and sweet: what happens when commercials are as entertaining as the tv shows? The line between movies, tv, and commercials are being blurred with product placements and more subtle forms of "lifestyle" advertising. I don't even watch TV anymore, I just rip the stuff I want off broadband. If they had more broadband media (and learned how to take advantage of it) they wouldn't have to worry about it because they internet provides a mix of mediums for both advertisement AND entertainment. Now if they'd only learn to do away with the pop up boxes.... "The Medium is the Massage...." (McLuhan)

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  317. Two Words by Variegatus · · Score: 1

    Product Placement. The answer to everyone's problem would be to just omit commercials entirely and build them right into the programming. Product placement is less intrusive and keeps people on that station and in front of the TV.

  318. This is dead simple by tellurian · · Score: 1
    What we need is a way for advertisers to find out what we want to see instead of annoying us with the stuff we don't want to see.

    We need an XML spec that defines the viewer's advertising preferences. Advertising is a way of life for free services. The thing I hate the most is watching Old Navy commercials. If there was an advertising preferences XML standard, advertisers wouldn't annoy me with stuff that didn't fit my preferences. I would be much more likely to sit through 5 minutes of commercials that advertise things I am actually interested in than to tell my Tivo to skip them.

    OASIS would need to approve it. It could be kept in a standard location on each type of medium. The server side could pull down the viewer's advertising preferences, and dish out the appropriate ads.

    This would benefit the viewer and the advertiser. Ads are a way of life for free services, I would just like to see this help the situation. We can do much better here. How do we make this happen?

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  319. Re:Why bother with commercials? Just Pay for the S by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    I agree - direct subscription on a pure individual show basis is the way to go.

    HOWEVER - the problem likely would be initially the producers or distributors would charge excessive amounts - just like to music download companies are doing now. Your $100 for Star Trek is WAY too much.

    People have to remember that the average consumer spends maybe $100 a month for entertainment. And that $100 is competed for by ALL the entertainment options including eating out, movies, etc. You simply CANNOT charge more than $5-10 for ANYTHING without the consumer simply dropping it. That's why people are screaming over $9 movie tickets.

    So the cost of a subscription to a show should probably be no more than $2-5/month, and less on an annualized basis.

    But it should be the way to go.

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  320. Subscription Video On Demand by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2
    VOD is cool, but the next business model that cable companies (and cable company equipment providers like Scientific-Altanta and Motorola Broadband) are looking now at is SVOD.

    They found that with VOD, people might watch a movie or two a month. With SVOD, where you pay a flat fee (say, $10) per month and get unlimited VOD, people watch it like f*cking crazy. And got addicted and never ever EVER left their cable bill unpaid!

    The biggest problem the cable companies have is "churn" (customer turnover) and SVOD is a churn killer.

    So the cable companies are currently building out the infrastructure to support SVOD.

  321. a *truly* novel business model by mjolnir_ · · Score: 1

    HBO. I pay them every month, they send my Tivo movies and Six Feet Under, no ads other than the occasional bumper.

    You want to watch TV? Pay for the delivery.

    You want to not pay? Fine, you're going to watch shows interspersed with ads, or (worse) you're going to watch shows that have ads built-in.

    Despite what you think about quality, variety, creativity, & talent, TV production takes a huge amount of money, and that money is going to come from somewhere. Do yourself a favor now, contact your provider (satellite/cable/etc) and list what you like and what you don't. Accurate feedback and customer loyalty will produce better-than-mediocre programming.

    I also support PBS.

  322. Stop boring people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model
    Actually I think it's their fault for showing a hell of a lot of annoying, boring or uninteresting ads.
    The worst I can remember is a fairly recent one advertising cheap CD's, unfortunaltly, they neglected to say where! It was a particular music label, so I tried their internet site - no luck. I was really interested in some of the CD's they said, but I did not know where to go to get them!

    That aside, I do get things out of the ads sometimes, if they're well done and it's stuff I'm interested in, but I don't want to watch the same ad over and over when I record something I want to watch over and over - why not arrange for the ad to be screened the first time you watch it, but commercial free thereafter? No ones going to get much out of the ad after the first run anyway.
    Sure, recording from TV and watching over and over is illegal, but:
    a) Sometimes that's the only way to watch it over and over when the DVD/Video hasn't been released.
    b) People will just do it anyway - you can pretend it's not going to happen, or you can work with it.

  323. Commercials Corrupt! Pay for content may save us. by MCRocker · · Score: 1

    Most of the discussion so far breaks down into either how to sneak commercials in some other way or how to convert to a variety of Pay-For-Content schemes. However, what seems to be missing from the discussion is that commercials are a corrupting influence on our society and we would be much better off without them. I'm not saying it will save our souls, but just about any PFC scheme has the potential to improve our lives as a whole.

    Sure this sounds a little extreme, but readers of /. are probably familiar with all sorts of lies that content providers are willing to tell us because it suits the business needs of their sponsors. Examples abound:

    • We saw what happened when an investigative journalism team finally pointed out the dangers of side impact on certain trucks despite years of out of court settlements with gag orders. Their network was nearly shut down, they were discredited and the public was fooled.
    • We've seen that the primary late night entertainment shows are just big infomercials for movies and books, but have no real content of their own.
    • We've discovered that many shows that appear to be educational or documentary shows, are in fact created as a marketting ploy to make some other product appear better (think of movies like Twister or Atlantis and drugs).
    • many many more...
    It's not that these folks are necessarily evil, it's just that the business interests tend to pervert the actual content itself to what suits the advertisers rather than the viewers of the content. The result is that the content you see, whether it's pure entertainment, education or news, is distorted and even contains outright misleading information about important things. This cannot have a positive effect on our society even if it is merely the trivialization of important issues.

    This corruption is not just a subtle influence on our society. It affects the actual politics of the nation. We all know that it's very difficult for an honest polititian to get elected. The popular myth is that it's the money that corrupts politics. This is certainly no news flash, but a polititian without money is unlikely to win against one who does. Since getting money usually entails sucking up to those who have it politics is inherently corrupt. However, it's not really the money that corrupts things IMHO. The only reason polititians need money to run for office is to ADVERTISE so that their constituents can decide who to vote for. Commercials are the source of political corruption, not the money needed to buy them.

    If television became a PFC medium, then everything would change for the better. As well as having to produce content that the viewers actually like, polititians would no longer have the option of spending $500,000 a minute to show you how photogenic they are and why their oponents are jerks. Instead, they'd have to actually convice the news media that their ideas are worthy of reporting to an audiece that will be increasingly fussy about the quality of their news because they have to pay for it. Also, that very same news media will no longer have to bow down to the advertizers, who are often the same folks who were paying the polititians in the first place. The news may even find itself under pressure from their customers, the viewers, not the advertisers, to report the political news on it's merrit.

    So, pick any one of the many schemes proposed above, just make sure it isn't one of the ones that manages to just find another way for commercials to corrupt us and our world!

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  324. There once was an era of US TV without commercials by downix · · Score: 1

    Corporate sponsored shows. They've worked before, such as the "DeSoto You Bet Your Life" gameshow. Heck, the new "Week in Wall Street" show on MSNBC uses exactly such a format. A few by-lines, perhaps the host discussing the product, and that's it. On the radio, Paul Harvey gives a twist to the in-show advertisements he does. It makes things more personable, when a person is speaking about the Bose Wave Radio or Dial-A-Mattress.

    Remember Soap Operas? The very term refers back to when these Radio drama's were brought to you every day by various Soap companies. Could you handle "Days of Our Lives, brought to you by Palmolive! Remember folks, Buy 4 bottles of Palmolive, and recieve the 5th on us. See store for details."

    There's something more wholesome about product placement, or sponsorships. If I ran IBM, I'd sponsor Tech Today or some similar show. Get your products showcased. Motorweek pulls the same thing with cars, being sponsored by car care products.

    It's not a perfect solution, but it might work.

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  325. Wow. So many minds, zero answers by RalphSlate · · Score: 2

    I'm amazed. We have thousands of the world's best and brightest minds here, yet no one can come up with a better alternative to fund television than advertising.

    There were a few other alternatives suggested, but all were actually more intrusive than commercials -- Buffy the Vampire slayer killing and then slamming down a Dew? C'mon.

    "Sponsorship"? That's almost ridiculous -- why would you "sponsor" a TV show when you can't sell your product like you can in a commercial? How many people actually go out and buy a Budweiser because they "sponsor" a tennis tournament? Sponsorship is almost completely ineffective without commercials to reinforce the message.

    Paying for the shows? Well, from the sampling here, people are willing to pay $0.50 per show and not much more. HBO was raised as an example of how paying for a network works out, but then again, what, are there about 20 hours (out of 744) of original programming on HBO per month? Plus, how many TV stations would there be if each one cost $15/month like HBO? Plenty of people may subscribe to a pay channel, but how many of you subscribe to 5, or 10 of them? Last I checked, I don't fix my tuner to a single network, I like shows on at least a dozen different channels. $15 x 12 networks is a lot more than I'm giving up now by watching commercials.

    Could it possibly be that the advertising format is actually the optimal way for TV to be funded? If there was a better model, wouldn't it have been tried by now? If sponsorship was so great, why did it get phased out in the 50's? If product placement is so great, why aren't all shows stacked full of products? Why doesn't a network eliminate all commercials and use that as a way to attract audience?

    Maybe because any other way to pay for the programming won't work.

    So does it make sense to selfishly destroy TV as we know it through technology? Sure, we can do it. But should we? Why destroy TV just because we can?

    Ralph

    1. Re:Wow. So many minds, zero answers by epine · · Score: 4, Insightful


      All of the production costs, including the advertisements themselves, distribution costs (cable systems and satellite systems), plus exorbitant celebrity costs are being covered by consumers at large under the current business model.

      This model exploits the network effect. A product heavily promoted on television will garner a larger display and back stock at the local retailer, because enough idiots out there think they are one glove or one shoe or one shirt away from being Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan. This reduces the stock of alternative products. If you don't want television, you just want the best shoe, there's a nice $50 shoe only they don't stock size 12. What happens? You walk out of the store with an $80 Nike, and one more slab of god awful television has just earned its commission.

      It's not much different than the MS model. Those of us who don't watch television end up paying our tithes nevertheless. You can escape the net occassionally by buying your local eco soap, if you are spry enough to pull products off the floor shelf (which you have to crouch down to even see).

      Let's suppose you set up a market to commission shows based on user contributed fees (supposing you can collect the $100,000 per episode it would take to make this work). In this model, the audience effectively owns the show. If the show ends up being really good, people who didn't participate in the commission will want to watch it. You would have to set up a fee system which returns profits to the original backers (the audience members with the foresight to commisssion the show).

      Now we have a very interesting situation. Sally wants to see a show and she knows Bob is entitled to view the show because he participated in the initial round of funding. Sally asks Bob to tape the show so that she can avoid paying the fee. At one level this is ripping Bob off of a few microcents. On another level, if Sally bakes him a single chocolate muffin out of gratitude, he comes out ahead having ripped himself off.

      What we have here is a P2P version of tragedy of the commons. It would be extremely difficult to make any system work where the backers of a show are not conceptually distinct from the audience of the show.

      The reason the current system endures is because it creates a very high barrier to defection. Sure you can skip the commercials with a little bit of vigilance, but chances are you still get dinged at your local retail outlet, best intentions notwithstanding.

      It internet groceries (and retail in general) had actually succeeded, it might have been possible to break this model. It would be great to be able to purchase dry goods via a web interface with user controlled filters. Transfatty oils? Click, gone. More sugar than fruit juice? Click, gone. MSG? Click, gone. Lifetime RDA for sodium in one sip? Click, gone. It would be like having your own supermarket with the top shelf on the bottom and the bottom shelf on top. That would have seriously impacted the existing television model. Which is precisely the reason this form of retail never had a snowball's chance in hell. If they nuked their ties to the marketrons, they would have to charge more up front to the end consumer than the same basket would cost in the grocery store. The average consumer is incapable of realizing that the average trip to the grocery store doesn't produce the same basket of goods (unless you spend an extra hour in the store filtering out all the surface crap).

      There's a lot in life that gets paid for by nickle and diming people in subtle ways that are very difficult to add up at the end of the day. If you take the same sum of money, explain up front that they can direct this money to a project of their choosing (such as commissioning a television series of their favorite genre), or putting that same lump of money right back in their pocket, guess which choice people will make 90% of the time.

      I think a narrow culture of micromedia will emerge for those of us willing to spend an hour with some content that some clever weirdo hacked together for $5000 on top of some open source modelling software, with all of the imperfection and absence of celebrity which that entails. Small groups of people will eccentric tastes are much more likely to succeed than large groups of people.

      For example, I could see myself contributing $20/year to the Battlebot Foundation, which as just one of many activities, could put together a half dozen episodes a year of battlebot competitions. On the other hand, I doubt I would have forked over $20 to keep The Simpsons alive, even though I often find it entertaining.

      One of the great advantages of the existing model is the absence of marginal cost. All you have to do is calculate your belt size and contribute that many dollars a month to your local cable company, which covers most viewing plans. Then you have a built in excuse for zoning out on the sofa whenever you feel like it: it isn't costing me anything.

      Now think about a competing model where the content costs you real money every time you turn the TV on, and the double daggers you will have to endure from your spouse every time you collapse on the couch.

      When it comes to apathy, narcissism, and denial (the three foodgroups of television) it really doesn't matter how many great minds you throw at the problem.

  326. What business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does HBO ring a bell?

  327. Commercial-free TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about cable, you dolt? Or satellite TV, or any straight pay-for-content system. The reason these are not universally adopted right now is that many people prefer to pay in the form of watching (or at least waiting through) commercials rather that with cold, hard cash. If commercials disappeared, what would they do? Hmm, I don't know, either get cable or just not watch TV if that's too expensive. Worst 'Ask Slashdot' ever.

    -Melkor

  328. Embed the advertising into the works by Benjamin+McFree · · Score: 1

    In addition to commercials between the shows, they allready embed products into the shows, this is called double dipping. Triple dipping is when the dish or cable forces you to pay for programming that you don't want, ie.. fox news, cnn, etc..

  329. Re:I got one... by maclassicuser · · Score: 1

    >How about: Turn the fuckin thing off and go play >outside?

    Doing something useful is always preferable to watching the idiot box.

  330. skipping commercials still takes brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vast majority of TV watchers do not have a TiVO and either do not know how, or do not have the energy to skip commercials.
    Commercials are still a viable business model because there are many of us who don't want to go to all of the effort to set up a system to skip the commercials for us. You have to remember that technosavvy Slashdot readers are not the majority of everyone out there.

  331. Transparent overlays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see no reason to change the business model because it makes **lots** of money. If I wanted to strike back at PVR users, I'll just overlay the commercial on the show. Instead of having 15 minutes of ad time during a half hour show, I'll use the whole damn half hour to advertise. Combine that with product placement in the shows, and the money will roll in. I'll run tickers and blinking text. Maybe some little flashing/shaking images in the lower 20 percent of the screen will get some new money in the door.

    Now if you want to avoid the commercials, you will have to cover the lower 20% of your tv screen. Of course to discourage the physical covering of the tv screen, the show could occasionally expand to fill the ad space and could run series information there too. If the series has a following (star trek, buffy, friends, whatever), people will put up with it until they are used to it on all the shows. It is only a matter of time.

    1. Re:Transparent overlays by Nihilanth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd gladly cover the lower fifth of my TV screen to get rid of commercials (that is, if i watched television at all anymore). If only it were that easy!

  332. Since nobody's mentioned it... by The+Panther! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (at least, I didn't see it modded up anywhere)

    Why not buy TV content the same way we buy music and movies? At the video store. I don't see a reason why there need be advertising involved. The real question is: how do we support the creation of the content consumers want to see? The answer is pay for it. I refuse to support television in its current form, so I don't watch anything (except for Enterprise, which I usually download cuz I miss the timeslot).

    But I will happily pay for stuff that makes me laugh or smile, tweaks my anticipation for the next installment, etc. What I expect for the service is to either receive a DVD in the mail with the show every couple of weeks, or be able to tune in to a server on the internet and download it either directly to my PVR (which I don't own--yet) or via my cable box. If there's advertising, I want it to offset the cost of the show, and be tuned to my interests, and NOT be in the middle of the show. It ruins the flow of a story and destroys all the suspense and tension that might be built by a good story.

    The way I figure it, as a subscription-based model, you'll see fewer shows being produced, but those that are produced will be of higher quality and greater depth. People would be highly attached to the stories, reminiscent of the radio serials of the 1930's-50's. Life would change. Channel surfing would cease to exist; regular TV would be useful only has a news-delivery mechanism (this is a Good Thing, as local stations can barely do that well); people might be enticed to do outdoorsy things that are free, rather than stay inside and be advertised to constantly. Best of all, shows could very well be targeted towards more mature audiences with fewer complaints from the puritanical extremist groups. A little nudity hasn't hurt European audiences any. ;-)

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    1. Re:Since nobody's mentioned it... by Tech · · Score: 1

      Remember that the advertisers aren't placing their ads out of the goodness of their hearts as a charity to television producers. They have a product that they want to tell consumers about, and they're going to have to find some way to do that. Subscription channels are all very well while there are other channels that will play the ads, but if EVERY channel went subscription only, you would still end up seeing those ads one way or another. Generic Big Corporation still has more dollars to give to a television channel in advertising than you do in subscription fees.

  333. Amateur porn over wireless mesh networks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the content that comes out of TV station and broadcast networks. Fuck the overpriced outdated infrastructure that makes it so expensive to distribute. And especially fuck the "moral standards" of television.

  334. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] [even farther] by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

    Must be all that Pot. Kills the short term memory. :-)

    .

  335. Following the Logic Train (Logic Caboose?) by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Based on the opinions of the broadcasting representative who claimed that the ability to block advertisements was tantamount to theft, I wonder how long it'll be til they determine that those who do not watch TV, or for that matter, are perfectly happy not owning a TV, are therefore worse thieves? After all, if they aren't paying for the broadcasts flying through the air or cable, and yet not suffering any loss of either entertainment or information, they aren't "paying" for it by watching the ads...

    Therefore anyone who downloads a video from usenet with the ads already cut out are adding to the criminal element (in their view), or, as they're listening to radio, or reading a newspaper, they're gaining knowlege without paying for a TV network's budget by watching advertisements they would otherwise ignore ANYWAY... For example, I'm a guy, why oh WHY would tampax ads matter to me? Similarly, I'm not a sports fan, so why would sports ads matter to me, let alone any frigging penile extention SUV ads when I can't even afford a $500 beater Pinto?

    Oh, wait, I don't FIT to their advertising demographic, I'm committing theft because I watch their ads without even being able to afford the crap they advertise!...

    Does this seem even remotely moronic or outrageous to anyone besides me?

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  336. I worked in TV..... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    The model I think works best is the subscription model like the BBC and other countries use. This could be used in combination with other revenue models. Look what's happening to radio for example. XM anf Sirius are beginning to make it. Also look at all the original programming on HBO and the other subscription networks (The Sopranos, etc.). This programming is also beginning to find its audience.

  337. An experiment by Digitech · · Score: 1

    I have always wondered why a major studio doesn't do the following. Any ideas?

    Why not produce a show and offer it online for download (or streaming) without commercials to anyone who wanted to subscribe? I imagine this would work best with a show like Farscape or The Dead Zone, whose targets are technically savvy in the first place. If it were a reasonable price, I would think they could get enough money at first to cover the bandwidth and storage costs. If it didn't catch on, well, no big. But if it did, I think it would actaully increase the revenue that came in. It would just be coming directly from the fans, not the advertisers.

  338. Ya do know that Dr. Pepper is by way2trivial · · Score: 0

    a coke owned (and therefore advertised) product?

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    1. Re:Ya do know that Dr. Pepper is by mufasio · · Score: 1

      by coke i'm guessing you mean coca-cola, and dr. pepper is NOT a coca-cola product. mr. pibb(or pibb extra as i think it's now called) is the dr. pepper equivalent made by coca-cola. afaik dr. pepper is made by pepsi.

    2. Re:Ya do know that Dr. Pepper is by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2

      Nope, Coke doesn't own Dr Pepper. Neither does Pepsi. Dr Pepper may be bottled by Coke or Pepsi in different areas, depending on the agreements made with local bottlers. In some areas like St. Louis, Dr Pepper/7up has their own bottling plant.

      Check here for some more information.

  339. who cares? by Nihilanth · · Score: 2

    I'm more in favor of simply allowing the current, vacuous paradigm of "television" to collapse. The most informative news broadcast on contemporary television is "The Daily Show". Just let it go to hell, and then watch what rises up in its place. It can't get much worse.

    I don't really see what the big deal is anyway...television holds a statistically huge captive audience of people who watch, on average, several hours (6? 7? 8?) of television per day. You can't walk down the streets of a suburban community without noticing the gentle flicker of the electronic babysitter lulling the herd to sleep at night. Electronic means of skipping commercials are neat, but the majority don't care. There's no difference in informational content and creativity between commercials and actual television programming, it's just another way for the masses to tune out.

    So just let the bottom fall out. Watch the promise of technological circumvention of advertizing create conditioned responses from the industry before its effects are even manifest in large numbers. Let it react it's way into oblivion.

    It's an organism now. It's not a group of CEOs or programming directors, or, god forbid -ARTISTS-, its a blind powerful organism that commands the attention of billions of people, and the precise nature of funding or advertising is barely relevant to the conditioned demand and dependancy that you feel humming in your streets and in your living rooms. It won't die without a fight, and most people depend on it to survive.

  340. Slaying by harmonica · · Score: 2

    One guy there believed, and I agree with him, that the future of television advertisement is in-show advertising, tought it would be more subtle than having Buffy drink a Montain Dew and saying "After a slay, there's nothing like a good Montain Dew, right Xander?"

    Actually, according to Faith, slaying "makes you hungry and horny". So instead of soft drinks you could advertise for all kinds of other things, food, and whatever else crosses your mind! ;-)

  341. TV Buisness model ideas... by Pathway · · Score: 1

    Note to all: I wrote my reply without reading any other comments. I'm sure most of this has been said somewhere here before, but these are my thoughts.

    I quite enjoy my Dish Network PVR Tuner. Skipping through the comercials is a pleasure, especialy since I can sit down at the end of my already long day (of which I'm already being crowded by advertisments all day) and watch my hour long shows in 45 minutes a peice. It saves me time.

    Comercial Skipping is currently possible in two flavors: 30 second skip, or Fast Forward. Fast Forward will never go away, as we can do this today with a VCR recorded show. 30 skip might dissapear, especialy if the advertisers DON'T find an alternative and argue with the courts that it's killing their revenue... Stupid, but that's life in the New Millenium.

    Now, other buisness models? Product placement would never work. You'd have problems with actors who wouldn't want to do a product. And there are some products that just can't be placed as much as they'd like to be: How many shows have scenes in the laundry room to push Tide Laundry deturgent? Not as many times as I see Tide comercials today, that's for sure.

    The future is changing. Eventualy, Broadcast TV as we know it will die. Instead, you'll have a Video Interface where you "Pick Your Show". Let's say you want to watch Star Trek - Enterprise: $0.50. Then it's streemed to you, with a single 5-minute comercial break in the middle. Oh, you want to watch last weeks? That'll be $0.25 since it's not a premere. Oh yeah, you can "Fast Forward" through the comercials, but you can't "Skip" them. This is really the way the system is headed, or at least how it could end up.

    Now, let's do some math: Dish Network (I pick on them because I use them.) has a basic package which they call the America's Top 50, which they sell after equipment and setup for a monthly fee of $22.99. Now, if I split this montly fee into the number of days in a month (Being pesimistic), 28... we're paying $0.821 for 24-hours of possible vewing time. And that's the low end. Is what you watch on TV worth about $1 a day?

    But TV companies make a lot of money on Comercials. The best proof has to be the Superbowl, which proves that the comercials CAN be more entertaining that the content. So, what's a system to do?

    *rant* Since systems never like to change on their own, we'll probably end up with some kind of government regulation on TV content to comercial ratios. And the TV compaines will whine. And a few will drop from the listings due to lack of funding. And then the system will be so screwed up, it'll never be the same again... */rant*

    Here's what I think should be done: Give people what they want... "Pick Your Show" TV Content. Comercials? Yeah, there will be comercials: Showing what's on while you're choosing your show. While you're sitting there, show surfing in apposed to channel surfing, you'll be blasted by your comercials then. Want to pause the show? Why not hit pause, then it flash up "This Break was brought to you by Dr. Pepper..."? 3 seconds latter, a Dr. Pepper jingle comercial playes.

    Oh, and one more thing: Keep a kill button, so you can kill the comercials that are bugging you. That damned Geico comercial keeps popping up, and you're tired of seeing it? Press the Kill key, and next time a comercial happens of some kind, it'll remember that you didn't like the comercial... and show something else! This Kill would be logged anonymously. Thus, the advertisers would have a way to measuring the responce to their ads, which is ALWAYS a good thing to them! Infact, they might pay MORE to do this kind of service.

    But, alas, we are talking about the destruction of broadcast TV. You'll still have your PBS's, which are viewer supported. Oh well, any change requires at least 1 generation to get used too.

    Pathway

  342. Local Commercials ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
    A lot of the comments work great for the national broadcasters, and the associated network programs.

    However, it leaves the local businesses out in the cold.

    One thing that annoys me is advertising for a company that has no local representation. Hello ... not everyone has a Lowes, Boston Market, or Wal-Mart.

    Quite frankly, I don't care about advertisements that I can't shop at. I want to see what Big Bob's Steakhouse is having for their specials.

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  343. How is this for a plan by sllim · · Score: 1

    Hmmm.

    Well if the big networks want to continue existing then they need to change. They need to look no farther then the RIAA to see what it is like to buck the digital revolution.

    Myself, I would be perfectly willing to pay for commercial free versions of COMEDY CENTRAL and SCI-FI. The networks can go screw themselves though.

    As far as Enterprise? That is an excellent question. Give me the opportunity to subscribe to it for a year commercial free VIA my cable connection to my TIVO and lets see how that works out.

    So I guess it leaves a business model like this:
    Networks offer commercial free versions for a price.
    Subscriptions to particular programs monthly/yearly.
    And traditional commercial/free service.

    Make a TIVO (or similar device) mandatory for the paid versions and suddenly the networks love my little TIVO as much as I do.

    To top it off the networks off season premier, pilot episodes and occasional special episodes for free.

    Hey HBO has been doing this for years.

    For me this creates a number of problems.
    Problem #1: I am already paying $80/month for cable as it is. That is all I can afford for that. I think most people would consider there current cable bill as high as can be. How can they offer this stuff and not step on the cable companies toes?

    Problem #2: Traditional advertising. Screw the networks. If they follow my advice they could do fine. What about all the other companies that rely on tv advertising? Where do they go now?

  344. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] [even farther] by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

    heh, all what pot? it is so dry right now it's ridiculous

  345. Public Television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is high quality public television in lots of countries. Here (Sweden) you pay a small amount per year (like 10 euroes i guess) in tv liscense, and that finances two tv-channels sans commercials*.

    I guess having state controlled tv-channels sends 1984-chills down people backs, but is it better to if they are controlled by megacorporations with a turnover larger than the BNP of many small nations?

    *I don't know if they get additional funds from the state.

  346. Perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ultimately, entertainment could be free if the same device that delivered it were just as indispensible in facilitating all our spending.
    For example, suppose that with every air-mile you accumulated with your every-day puchases, you also got an hour of entertainment. We just haven't seen the right combination of entertainment and information service yet.

  347. Why not make all TV Pay-Per-View? by Bourbonium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've long harbored a fantasy about a television system that could be tailored to individual viewers. I became frustrated with both my cable company and DirecTV over the way they offer their services. In both systems, customers are offered "packages" of channels with names like "TotalChoice" and "Premium" that are, in fact, not choices at all. If I want to see Comedy Central, AMC, Bravo and the SciFi Channel, I have to also get the Food Network, Home and Garden, Lifetime, multiple ESPN channels and more than half a dozen religious channels. If I want to get TechTV or the Sundance Channel, I not only have to pay more, but I also have to get the Golf Channel, Oxygen, UniVision and TeleMundo.

    I want to be able to pick and choose what I watch and not have to subsidize religious broadcasters or channels that I have no interest in seeing. I would gladly pay extra to get only those channels I want and not have to pay for channels I don't want. I'd even pay extra to not have to watch commercials.

    I don't think I'm unusual, and I think lots of viewers would jump at the chance for this kind of service. Say you develop a cable or satellite receiver that logs everything you watch in a given month and charges you only for what you watch. Come up with a system of micropayments such as $0.005 per minute (which works out to $0.60 per hour) and people may be more discriminating in what the spend their time/money watching.

    If I had to pay for every minute of television I watch, I might not spend so much time in front of the tube, but I'd be much more careful about what I watched. Current Pay-Per-View offerings of heavyweight boxing events or WWE Wrestling spectaculars charge anywhere from $15 to $65 for one to four hours of programming, and regularly make millions. Pay-Per-View movies have proven themselves a viable option for people who don't wish to subscribe to HBO, ShowTime or CineMax.

    The business model is complicated because you can't predict that people would watch more TV if they had to pay by the minute, but if the billing system could be designed with incentives like frequent flyer miles where you paid less money if you watched more hours, then I think this could be a profitable venture.

    Anyone interested in designing such a receiver? I'll be the first in line to buy one!

    1. Re:Why not make all TV Pay-Per-View? by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

      Of course, I should check my math before hitting the Submit button. 60 cents per hour is only a penny a minute, not half a penny. Even so, that's quite reasonable, and I'd still be willing to pay for TV without commercials.

  348. Think about it by Alysander · · Score: 1

    People don't like to feel manipulated. Whenever I see a popup window I'm not expecting, I close it before it even loads.

    This is the same for everything, how do you feel when someone talks to you or shouts, forcing their own view?

    The only reason companies get away with this on T.V is because people expect it, they think it's "Normal".

    This is the exciting thing about the internet, there is no point in companies advertising because it is completely voluntrary. If you want to find out which digital camera is the best you go to google and type "digital camera reviews". You don't need to be told about all the cameras available because you can look for yourself.
    Honestly, would you go to a website just to look at it's own adverts?
    If you want to sell cameras, make a good camera. Other people will make pages saying what a good job it does, so there's your no effort, zero cost, highly targeted advertising.

  349. The Answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best and most simple answer to this problem is in the form of government - Communism.

  350. Pay-Per Download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think what will (or at least should) happen is that many networks will move to something like Pay-Per download. They will still have shows on TV like they are now, 15minuts of show and 15 of ads, but for many shows, users can choose pay some amount to get that show commercial free. This is beneficial in two ways,


    • People willing to pay can get thier shows unintterupted, those unwilling will still be able to view the show, but with adverts

    • networks will see what shows people really are watching. Would family guy or Futurama (best shows ever!!!) been canned if the networks knew how many people acutally watched them? doubtfull

    but in the end, i'm left with one firm conclusion:

    "screw tv, i'm going to go start my own network...with blackjack, and hookers....infact, screw the network"


    "Aw, just screw the whole thing"

  351. Commercial don't work? My ass. by jjackson · · Score: 1

    Anybody that claims commercials don't work doesn't have a 4 year old. (or a 14 year old for that matter).

    The point is, commercials largely drive the trends of today's youth. For those of you that aren't still trying to fit-in or be a misfit, the effects of the latest jean, shoe, (or whatever) commercials are pretty obvious.

    I can't count the number of times I have heard the phrase "ooh, cool, I want THAT" come out of one of my children (ages 5, 8, and 10) while watching TV.

  352. TV Sucks by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 2

    Cable television here is $45 a month. Just to watch TV. I noticed that I've had it for 2 months and yet have never even turned my TV on once.. but I'm still paying for it. All those commercials are going to waste on me, since I'm getting nothing out of it.

    The simpsons was the only thing worth watching on TV... now that they suck (horribly I might add)... There is nothing to watch on TV at all. Needless to say I cancelled my cable subscription.

    My recommendation to you to get commercial free entertainment... GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING. For the love of god there is an entire world out there full of live entertainment. Things you can do, things you can learn, things that are fun. Talk with a friend, listen to music. There is so much that you can do that involves your mind being active and your consciousness evolving. TV is like the anti-progression tool. Your brain effectively does nothing for however long you let that CRT think for you.

    Blah....

  353. I stopped watching TV awhile ago by aliens · · Score: 1

    It wasn't hard todo. I guess I've caught a glipse of shows when someone else is watching it, but I've never sat down to watch something.

    But for all those who complain about TV, you might as well complain about everything you find entertaining. Out goes Internet, books, conversation, games. I think we should all just sit around a campfire and stare. Then we can sleep, and then spend all day hunting. That way we don't have to worry about free time cause we'll be fighting for survival, just like 3 billion of our fellow humans.

    Do people watch too much TV, probably. That doesn't make them bad or stupid. It's a choice not an addiction. If it were, I would consider living an addiction. Cause we all have to do something with our time, even if it is deemed worthless. And I know a few people who have thought live as worthless. See if you can't go a week without living. You get cranky? angry even? I know I would if I quite living.

    Blah blah blah, I'm ranting cause I'm just really tired. Apologies for the illogical nature of this post.

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  354. Silly question by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    How do they know you are doing it?

    If they don't know that ads are being stripped out of recordings the model still works...

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  355. What about the advertisers? by Avlimator · · Score: 1

    Many of us would like to eliminate television commercials for a multitude of reasons and there are numerous solutions for replacing the revenue streams that would disappear as a result.

    I would like to ask, however, what about the advertisers? Sure, some advertisements are more effective than others, and people buy brand A for reason X and avoid brand B for reason Y. Unless consumers even know about the existence or significance of brand A or B why would they have any reason to buy either, beyond random chance?

    How many outlets do organizations have for getting the word out on their products and services? Aside from word of mouth, it must be some form of advertising.

    Ultimately what this might come down to is the simple fact that companies and industries feel that television advertising is a valuable asset to them. Billboards are great. Spam e-mail is great (uhh...). Television is also a great medium for selling your wares (arguably a little more class in the ads would be to their benefit in may instances).

    How many options are there when it comes to advertising?

  356. The Net by kiowa · · Score: 1

    I've more or less stopped turning on that TV of mine and flicking through the channels. Instead I download whatever show/movie I want to see.

    This helps me in multiple ways. I don't have to watch ads, and neither do I have to catch myself mindlessly watching some horrible show and waste my time. And also, I can watch whatever I want whenever I want.

    My book-reading is up as well because of this. It's great to just grab a book and go to a local park, sit down and indulge yourself. Feeling the sun on your face.

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  357. Re:Some Business Models Still Work (off-topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love this "we" attitude. Were you there? Did you fight and risk your life in the wars? If so - I salute you. If not, get off your self righteous horse and be grateful it wasn't your nearest neighbours being slaughtered, your homes being
    bombed and your family wiped out. And you were next.

    Here is something to ponder, NATO's Article 5 has been invoked once, last year, in defence of the USA. And rightly so.

    Your attitude saddens me.

  358. Remember when TV was free? by yroJJory · · Score: 1

    TV commercials exist because we didn't used to pay for TV. Obviously, there needed to be a method of making TV broadcasting pay for itself, so the broadcasters sold commercial time, first in the form of obvious sponsorship (i.e. "This fine program was brought to you by Laramie Cigarettes!"), and most recently in 15-60 second spots.

    And, let's not forget that a majority of the cable networks don't even have real programming at night anymore, just paid programming (also known as infomercials).

    In the 80's, cable TV came about and many people started paying $40/mo or more for TV AND they still had to watch ads. And in many areas, mine for sure, aerial antennas are useless.

    Perhaps the $40/mo (or more) we pay the cable companies should have eliminated the ads altogether?

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  359. Cable was supposed to = no commericals by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    When cable came out the big thing was that you were paying for HBO or other premium channels so you weren't supposed to have commericals.

    Well that didn't last long did it? And the same thing in a movie theater or video rental. We pay for that too and now have commercials along with coming attractions. Now they even run ads on TV screens at the supermarket! And they wonder why the public is running away!

    And these advertisers must be doing ads for web pages too. Because damn if it's all the same migrane-inducing flashing, loud (on TV) crap. They were supposed to quit making commercials come up louder (so you could hear them when you ran off to the kitchen). But what they've obviously done is lowered the volume of the program so you turn that up and then play the commercials at the "normal" volume. It's basically a we believe we have a right to subject you to this and will get mad if you try to subvert it attitude.

    If you got to watch any of the really old shows you actually heard advertising in the program. The announcer would stop and promote a product, much like they do on radio. Or they would sponser a programs like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I still remember the sponsor...even after all these years. How's THAT for product recognition? If the host was really good, you hardly noticed you were being pitched to. They didn't have to make a desperate, flashy bid to catch your attention.

    Advertisers need to look at themselves to find the source of the problem. If you can market a product in an interesting or humorous way, people will stop and watch. Just look at the number of people that tune into the superbowl just to see the funniest ads.

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    1. Re:Cable was supposed to = no commericals by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      I found the same conclusion to be rather unpleasant myself. I hate commercials with a passion. I feel like they attempt to dumb people down because they portray the things they are selling as something they're not; ie, trucks/suvs driving over mountains, mt dew making you drive a badass car off a ramp corkscrewing thru the air to get your can, etc. How many people use their $30,000 SUV to drive off road with the chance of damaging it badly (probably flipping over because they have a high center of balance), then your tires explode, your cell phone doesn't work because you don't have coverage, etc etc. I think these items aren't even all that good anyway. Selling horribly unnecessary things to Americans... is this patriotic, forcing us, by calling it patriotic, to buy this wasteful crap to fill up the landfills faster?

      I say piss on all commercials TV and Radio. I don't watch/listen to commercial tv/radio anymore. NPR claim to be commercial free radio, then they play a commercial. WTF? Community supported should be the only way to go for two reasons. 1) You pay for what you like only. 2) NO censorship, no influence from Disney or Clearchannel because they don't own all of the stations along with only 2 other companies. Go pacaifica.org

      I feel sorry for everyone who wastes all these hundreds of dollars on products and services to watch commercial riddled and censored tv programming. This whole aspect of American Life makes me wanna vomit up all the crappy pizza, horrible carbonated piss, and vile deep fried flesh in a bun with processed cheese and soggy lettuce.

      Thanks for the chance to rant slashdot

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  360. Re:I got one... by dvoosten · · Score: 1

    Says the guy who takes time out to read slashdot each day...

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  361. Legally limit number of ads on TV by sinbadly · · Score: 1
    SOLUTION: Make a legal limit the amount of ads on TV.
    • Many European countries have legal limits to both the minutes per hour and the number of times per hour ads are able to be shown on television. (for example: max 10 minutes of ads in a max of 4 breaks per hour)

    • This does not lower the quality of television, nor does this mean that only government funded television stations can continue to exist.
      What this does is increase the cost of television advertising so that less ads pay for the same product - an arguably better product, because there are fewer ads.
  362. There are other motivations than go out and buy by zorander · · Score: 1

    I know that many ads for food depend on the fact that many people already have some in the house. Face it, if that lays add causes you to go grab some chips out of the pantry then you'll have to buy more and will be eating it at a higher rate. Advertisers advertise both to get new customers and to make the old customers more profitable...

    Brian

  363. Re:I got one... by dvoosten · · Score: 1

    All depends on what you watch. I generally only watch stuff that makes me think. That can be the news, a good movie, a good documentary or a show (read Buffy or Charmed). The last two are great to watch with the wife and discuss with friends in a social enviroment.

    I admit that reading stuff on the Web is extremely interesting and can be very difficult. I learn a lot from the web. That doesn't mean that I cannot find a good movie intelectually teasing. I know that watching a movie like Vanilla Sky is not exactly nuclear physics, but I do enough physics during working hours.

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  364. how about just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...randomizing the time commercials show?

  365. Sir, surely you *must* be kidding ?? by AftanGustur · · Score: 2


    sure, you could say it's their fault for having an outdated business model, but there's a problem: these sources are where A LOT of the content for your PVR comes from. If they die, there's nothing for your PVR to record

    A small button, on the remote control, that skips 30 secs of the video stream is now supposed to be able to kill TV as we know it ?

    Allright slashdudes, tell us, how much did they pay you for posting this ?

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  366. Re:I got one... by dvoosten · · Score: 1

    I'm from Holland and maybe television is still slightly better there than in the US, but I think there are some pretty good shows on TV. You have this stereotype in your head about people oosing in front of the television, where you assume that television does this to people. This is not doing the medium justice. Ofcourse the majority of what is shown on TV is crap, but so is the majority of what's on the web and even the fast majority of books. I read a lot of books, read a lot on the web and I watch a lot of TV. From each I pick what I like.

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  367. The sample is not to diverse. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Common sense would dictate that advertising would get people interested in a product. When people do advertise, their sales go up. Common sense would not dictate that hitting you head would make you feel good... other then by killing brain cells.

    You can't prove it the same way you can prove that 1+1 = 2, but what would be the point in that? Advertising well almost always yields some results. Yes, there are other factors involved, but no one is going around 'shooting morphine' into the system. Can you propose any non-contrived mechanism that would produce results that would cause a correlation between advertising and sales? One that would work in every case?

    Just because correlation doesn't mean causation, doesn't mean it can't or isn't even likely too.

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    1. Re:The sample is not to diverse. by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Can you propose any non- contrived mechanism that would produce results that would cause a correlation between advertising and sales? One that would work in every case?

      No. Luckily, I don't have to, because it is not true that increased advertising increases sales "in every case". That's why there are ad campaigns that flop -- some of them are legendary. Edsel, anyone?
  368. Why does TV need to survive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maybe there's a reason, but flipping through the comments I've seen so far, I haven't seen it yet.

    TV broadcasting chews up an enormous amount of bandwidth that can't be used for anything else because of the broadcasting. So access to the channels is licensed, with licenses available only at huge fees (read: to giant corporations like AOL) or through political influence (read: to giant corporations like AOL).

    I'd rather see the spectrum accessible to ordinary people. They're our airwaves after all, dammit. So get rid of ubiquitous TV broadcasting, and let people who want to watch TV subscribe to cable. Use the spectrum for wireless computer networking, personal communications like cell phones, etc.

  369. Subscription television by labradore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that subscription TV channels are probably a much better alternative than commercial channels. Ask yourself, what are the best TV shows on the tube? For me the best TV series and news are on HBO and my local public television stations. I know that HBO is highly profitable. So why have the networks clung to their old model? I guess it is because it's all they've got. If they were smart they would get the FCC to allow them to broadcast digitally encrypted shows that use decoders at the television. Then they could switch to the subscription model. I suppose that cable networks are somewhere in between broadcast network television and premium channels but they are obviously just as bad as the networks when it comes to intrusive advertising, low quality material, and bugs (the logos and watermarks on the screen that don't go away and usually animate once in a while).

  370. Pink Floyd said it best by KjetilK · · Score: 1
    "thirteen channels of shit on my TV to choose from"

    well, this was a long time ago...

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  371. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by beat.bolli · · Score: 1

    It's called Alzheimer's ;-)

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  372. Uh huh... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Can you think of one that would work in most cases? One that would be present in every single effective advertising campaign ever launched in history?

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    1. Re:Uh huh... by gilroy · · Score: 2
      I don't have to -- I'm not making the positive argument here. If consumer response were truly random (and I don't believe it is, either), then some campaigns would be successes and others failures. There wouldn't be any necessary connection among the successful campaigns. But if I restrict my sample to "every single effective advertising campaign ever launched in history" and thereby exclude the unsuccessful ones from consideration, then of course I'm going to see a correlation. But it's just a selection effect.


      Here's a new hypothesis: Mailing your college application on a sunny day improves your chances of getting into Harvard. If I look at every successful application to Harvard that was mailed on a sunny day, I see that -- wow! -- they were all accepted. Of course, lots of people were accepted who didn't mail on a sunny day. And lots of people who mailed on a sunny day happened not to have been accepted. But if I consider just "every successful application mailed on a sunny day", look at the massive correlation between sunny days and acceptances!


      The difference here, of course, is that this new hypothesis is well-framed to be tested. But the "success" of advertising is filtered through several layers of coarse tools requiring interpretation. Positive correlations are accentuated and negatives suppressed. And in my (silly) hypothesis, I don't get to invoke time-lag, or market penetration, or fractal demographics, or the million others things alleged to have an impact on evaluating the success of a campaign.

    2. Re:Uh huh... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      I don't have to -- I'm not making the positive argument here. If consumer response were truly random (and I don't believe it is, either), then some campaigns would be successes and others failures.

      You're not making any argument at all, you're just being cocky and saying "It isn't true because it isn't proven true," despite lots of obvious evidence that it is.

      No one is arguing that advertising is the only thing that matters, but rather that it is a large part of it.

      The difference between the 'sunny day' thing is that there is no rational reason why it would be true. The 'advertising affects buying' thing, on the other hand does have a rational mechanism.

      The other major difference is that advertising's effectiveness is widely accepted. If you want to propose an alternative explanation for the effect that can be seen when advertising is done then people might listen to you. Simply saying 'you can't logically prove it, neener neener neener' is not an argument.

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  373. How Could TV Survive Without Commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EZ - the English have some of the best TV on the planet. BBC TV has 2 channels and lots of quality FM radio, digital radio financed by an annual levy of $150 (pensioners free). That is $3 per week. Yes, the tax is enforced. Commercial channels have advertising but the ad slots are far less than in the USA and due to competition with BBC they have to make some decent programs unlike the 90% dross and crap which is what US viewers get. But then maybe a country that eats at Dennys and Golden Arches and cannot use a gear shift deserves no better.

  374. DVDs by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1

    Well I think it'll be like here, TV will consist of programs about people fishing and singing.

    I favour DVDs (And DivX, of course, cuz I'm not perfect or rich) =) over TV.

    Perhaps they could implement a cheap pay-per-view model, or just three or four really expensive subscription-based channels sending different genres.

  375. On the subject of PVRs... by psypete · · Score: 1

    in the last day or so i started a new side project: making my own Personal Video Recorder in linux using perl and my tv tuner. It will simply be something for me to do with v4l, but it will have features that are quite tivo-like: skipping commercials using some time synching methods (COMMERCIALS DRIVE ME INSANE), searching for and recording tv shows based on a topic or keyword (an experiment in getting tv listings from free sources on the web), and of course, pausing live content and resuming when one returns.

    Why would i construct this? Well, because reinventing the wheel is fun. Yes, in all likelyhood my little perl project will destroy television and motion pictures as we know them and we will no longer be able to have media streamed to our homes in bite-sized portions. And i don't care. My personal opinions about media and television as a whole indicate that i might make this project to get back at the television, but it's just not true. I'm just a bored programmer that hates 95% of all commercials.

    If there was a way for television to make money at the expense of my entertainment, it had better not annoy me at the same time, that's for damn sure. I think the old program Max Headroom had the best idea of the future with Network 23's Blipverts (was it 23?). Deadly, but what do the executives care?

  376. How about sponsoring instead? by forgoil · · Score: 2

    is sponsored by company X (for example after the intro), run the whole thing, don't get interrupted, hey I like that company who helped give me this nice TV series, and I see their name at the beginning every time, but they don't bug me.

    I try to activly avoid products that have annoying commercials, I hope you do to.

  377. Good old BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BBC doesn't have any adverts. There are no breaks in any of the programs, sure between programs they put "adverts" showing what they have coming up, but no commercial stuff.
    Ok so we all pay a licence fee of around $150/£100 a year, but in my eyes its well worth it.
    We get BBC Radio (Radio 1 kicks ass), all their web services, as well as quite a few TV channels (BBC1, BBC2, n Digital Channels).
    For me, the web services take it over the edge, especially the Radio 1 web site.

    Unfortunately, times are changing and there is a rumour that the BBC will have to start using commercial adverts to further fund the licence fee.

  378. Utopia by ChrisJones · · Score: 1

    I'm talking to you now from my Utopian daydream ;)

    Connection to the outside world comes in the form of a single optic fibre that runs into the basement, where it is split into POTS (or VoIP depending on how advanced the daydream is), TV (higher-res than current of course) and Internet (nice and fast natch) and distributed around the house. The connection comes from local telcos, cable companies, whoever, then the content comes direct from the source. You pay MTV a few bucks a month to get their fine array of bullshit advertising channels (that's how you get ad revenue in a post-commercial world, make the entire channel indistinguishable from an advert ;) or you pay Fox a couple of bucks to record X-Files.
    The idea of "channels" needs to die, I want to buy transport capability from my telco/cable provider, then buy bundles of shows from my favorite channels. That way I could avoid the fact that NTL suck the big one and get a feed for Comedy Central here in the UK because it would jsut come over the net anyway.
    I will now proceed to dream on.

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  379. Re:I got two by applejacks · · Score: 0

    When a comerical comes on I flip the channel. Something I really can't stand is the micro box they show at the end of movies to put whats coming on next or comericals. Why not just have a comerical channel on DirectTV.

  380. Advertising is no mystery by BlackMesaResearchFac · · Score: 1
    The adds work. We don't really know how, but the they do, as evidenced by finincial sucess that the companie reap by their effectivness.

    Yeah, they work but pyschologists do know why they work. They work for several different reasons such as having an "expert" support it (even the Doc from the Loveboat recommending drugs works, because he's "trustworthy"), celebrity effect (pathetic, but it works), repetition, catchy songs/slogans, etc.

    They don't even have to get your full attention because your brain is always working. In fact, in some cases the commercials are more effective when you're not paying full attention (for instance if there using an agrument as the reason to buy you might not take the time to determine that it's faulty).

    Of course there is a lot more to this. I'm leaving a lot out, but I can't recall everything from my social psych class.

    Point is, advertising effectivenes is no mystery.

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  381. Look to the web....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banner ad's and porn pop-up's

  382. Skip system already exists by i0wnzj005uck4 · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, there's a signal sent between the commercials and the shows already that could be used to skip commercial recording. There was a VCR in the 80's that did this, and it got axed quickly. But even if they've removed that signal, there's still a longer pause of black screen between commercial breaks and regular shows that does not show up between commercials, leading me to believe that a smart coder could coax a PVR deck into pausing during those breaks.

    Then again, with the upcoming switch to digital, they might remove this altogether.

    Personally, I don't mind commercials when they're funny and non-repetative. Right now I'm seeing the same commercials every break, and that's just plain annoying. I think there should be some sort of regulation on how many times a commercial can play per hour. Also, as a guy, I'm sick of having to sit through Secret and Tampax commercials, because they simply don't apply to me. I wouldn't mind selecting 5 types of commercials to watch, or commercials from particular vendors (most car ads bother me, but I kind of like the VW ones). But that's probably not going to happen as, I think, TV networks are starved for advertisers and don't have much of an option on repeating commercials.

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  383. Don't tell anyone how good TIVO is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Obviously, the more people who have tivo/pvr, the more incentive there is for Them (the networks) to change their biz model to something more odious, like banner ads at the bottom of films (btw, can you imagine a ad for Ivory Soap bannered under the bottom of the shower scene in Psycho?)

    So, don't tell anyone about tivo! That way, you can enjoy commercial zapping while numerous clueless others waste their time and help pay for your entertainment.

  384. Question... by BlackMesaResearchFac · · Score: 1
    Similarly, just because there is really great writing on TV doesn't change the fact that you're sitting there, doing nothing, being hand-fed the whole thing. In books the imagination is stimulated. Games can teach logic. Group activities teach teamwork. But TV just entertains.

    Just curious but if watching TV is this big lazy act of ones mind not working yadda yadda, do you ever go see a play or a concert or movie?

    And wouldn't that be just as lazy?

    Moreover, can you honestly claim that there are shows on TV that don't teach people things? Jeopardy, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Junkyard Wars (removes that functional fixedness), news...even sitcoms (though perhaps rarely) can bring about personal discussion concerning certain social issues.

    I don't even watch that much TV but I think perhaps you haven't been watching enough of it to know what it does or does not do.

    I'd keep my TV for the same reason I keep my internet access.

    It's a stimulating information source.

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  385. We have this in the UK by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    We have this in the UK - it's called a TV License

    We have to pay £107 a year to be able to watch TV, for which the BBC has no adverts as its paid for by the license fee, and the odd corrupt deal I'm sure.

    Personally I wont pay it and so I dont watch TV. I dont see why I should fund the coke habits of BBC staff, nor do I see why I should pay for my own mind control.

  386. No commercials could be good... by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

    ...then you wouldn't have to be sitting down to eat dinner and have a Vagisil or Monistat 7 commercial come on. They aren't exactly commercials that'll encourage your appetite.

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  387. Uh, wasn't the... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2
    cable TV business model supposed to do away with those pesty commercials 20 years ago? I recall the cable companies using phrases like "cable has less commercials 'cause you're paying for it."

    It sounds like your question is really "How can companies that currently rely on TV commercials survive if TV commercials stopped tomorrow." Product placement is just another type of ad. They don't do anything for the TV show. It's still a form of 'sponsorship.'

    I'd rather see a fat data pipe into my house that I can use to establish SVC's (switched virtual circuits) to any video/audio source in the world, and use micropayments to pay for it. If I choose to watch commercial-free TV, I expect to pay for it. If someone wants to sponsor a show so I can see it for free, then I'll expect to see ads.

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  388. Merge ads with content by sitturat · · Score: 1

    What I think the TV stations will do is merge the adverts into shows. This is already done in the movies, where big Fedex trucks are always driving across the screen, and the characters are always drinking Coca-Cola.

    Just imagine the Enterprise with the characters replicating Coke instead of brandless drinks. Or Buffy running around with "Gap" on her shirt (if she doesn't already).

    This kind of advertising would be impossible to remove without disturbing the actual content of the show.

  389. simple. by danda · · Score: 1

    They can always have ads.

    1) Run textual ads in a banner at the bottom of the screen during the show. I've long wished TBS etc would do this during movies instead of interrupting with interstitial adverts every 10 minutes. Interstitial should run between movies/shows, not during them.

    2) Integrate the advertising into the content. In Latin america at least, lots of the shows have the host(s) / actor(s) / anchor(s) doing blatant promotions.

    3) Disguise the ads as regular content. Randomize the times, and keep the volume level the same, etc, so that automatic detection is not possible.

  390. How about this one? by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    I do go outside plenty, but I still like TV.

    I run 30+ miles a week, I play soccer, I lift wieghts 4 times a week, and I am going to run my first marathon in about 7 weeks.

    BUT

    After a hard day of working and working out, I like to sit on the couch and do absolutly nothing for an hour or two, and I don't think that is a problem, do you?!?

    I am sure that there are plenty of other athletic /.ers out there, just like me (I personally know at least two), who enjoy TV and hate it when people who don't know assume that I am a fat lasy american just because I am an engineer who can talk about what was on The Simpsons last night!

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  391. Whats going to happen by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    You pay subscription for a channel, but you still get adverts and the stupid logo's on the screen. Try the BBC's draconian licensing scheme, at least you get to watch tv programs for more than 5 minutes at a time. :)

    I can tell you what will happen, Fritz Hollings will get his way. Eventually all tv will be digitally encrypted all the way to your tv screen. Attempting to open your sealed tv screen will cause the vital components inside to destroy themselves. The PVR will be built in and will only record approved programs and it certainly wont skip adverts, in fact, it will disable fast-forward during the playback of adverts. Along with breaks every 5 minutes, there will also be banner ads on your screen. You'll be able to remove the banners by paying a monthly fee. Your TV will require an uplink - i.e internet/phone to "synchronise" the clock, and also to send viewing statistics. On the plus side, it will be easier to pay for extras, and pay-per-view events, with features such as the "subscribe me to things you think i'll like" system that guesses what you like from your viewing habits (and from what the network decides you like) and automatically charges you for it. This feature will be turned on by default. Subscribing to the latest series of Friends will be easier than changing the clock.. in fact, its impossible to change the clock.

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  392. Same system in France by ixache · · Score: 1
    It's roughly the same system in France. We have France 2, France 3, France 5 (educationnal channel), Arte (joint German and French channel), La Chaîne parlementaire, all without commercials... except for the first two channels.
    The radio offer is amazing: France Inter, France Info, France Culture, France Musique, Le Mouv', the France Bleu network...


    Xavier

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  393. Re:I got one... better by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    gov. funded tv that has legal requirements to try to fulfill needs for every age/target-groups. watched entire babylon5 without a single add, watched dozens of movies without a single add.. true that there is tax if you own/watch tv.. (100$/household/year or so)

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  394. What am I paying a cable bill for? by Sturm · · Score: 1

    Uh, I don't know...

    Maybe the $40 a month I send my cable company?

  395. Why can't they work *with* Tivo? by SoVeryWrong · · Score: 1

    Couldn't Tivo keep track of which commercials were skipped and which ones weren't? With this information couldn't they determine what kind of commercials Joe Consumer doesn't mind watching and put those up between shows?

    Wouldn't require too much re-working of the system, and could improve the effectiveness of television advertising rather than relying on the whole "shotgun method".

    From the advertising sales standpoint, nothing would change, it would just be a different method of delivery which more accurately targets the product's core demographic.

    Just a thought.

  396. Forget ads! by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Let me pay for what I watch. Problem solved. Basic cable service is already at a ridiculous $30. Who out there really thinks they use $30 worth of Basic cable!? Screw that. I watch like 5 shows. Let me pay per show and then not only will the medium not be beholden to external commerical interests (and the wealth of good that brings), the consumer will actually feel like they get their money's worth, instead of having to chug down 20% commercials and filler mind-numbing sitcoms. Hey, maybe the consumer might find they watch MORE now that shows which they like are accessible to them (instead of having to double or triple their monthly bill just to get that one show they like).

    Then again, your television might not be revolutionized.

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  397. Came late to discussion: can you tell me more? by lysurgon · · Score: 2

    Sadly I wasn't reading slashdot this weekend and I came late to this lively discussion.

    I just wanted to tell you, as an ardent media critic with a fascination with marketing and a realistic sense of economics, the system you proposed is actually quite brilliant. Did you come up with it off the top of your head or is there any more thinking around this concept documented anywhere?

    You can get in touch with me via my website or just respond to this.

    1. Re:Came late to discussion: can you tell me more? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "Did you come up with it off the top of your head or is there any more thinking around this concept documented anywhere?"

      Thank you kindly for your comments! I am also a media critic (mostly an armchair media critic, mind you) and have been thinking about setting up some sort of ad-critiquing site for use as my personal soapbox for some time.

      The comment above mostly was just made up as I read the article and wrote the comment. The actual number '1 cent' came loosely from an article (I forget where exactly) I read in the late 90s that proposed a charge of 1 cent for viewing a web page so that the creator could be compensated.

      But applying it to ads and the system of addition and subtraction based upon the value of profiling was my idea. I don't actually know if there's more extensive research documented about a system where ads are 'traded' for money and vice versa based on value.

  398. "free TV" by mI+Opinions · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked my satellite bill was around $70, and I pay extra for local channels. That includes HBO and doesn't include any ppv shows. I know cable isn't any cheaper because I switched for that reason. This doesn't seem like free TV to me.

    The entertainment industry seems to forget where their money comes from, the consumer. The costs in Hollywood (and this is indicative of other fields, ie. sports) keep sky rocketing. These costs translate to the public in the end. Who do you think pays for the advertisements? The public when we purchase the products.

    The best shows on TV are on pay channels anyway. Who needs to see Britanny Spears in another stupid Pepsi commercial, when you can download images of her on the internet anyway!

  399. Re:I got one... by Shalda · · Score: 1

    How 'bout this - shell out $20 a month for HBO and Showtime. Well, scratch Showtime. Since Beggars and Choosers was cancled, it ain't worth it anymore.

  400. A better idea would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to disconnect your cable/satellite/tivo/etc.
    and read a book, learn a new language, do volunteer work, or any other myriad activities that offer more than that cultural landfill known as television.

  401. Easy Solution by Darkstar9969 · · Score: 1
    What you need is kickbacks from the delivery vehicles to the broadcasters. I PAY for my DirecTV to be decoded at my house. Yes we have the technology to skip commercials but when the TV came to us FREE through the air we had no choice but to watch them but now since I PAY for my TV I believe I've already supported the networks who broadcast content for my PVR, now let them figure out how to make more from my content provider.

    My $.02

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  402. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gone in stints of several months without wearing a watch, usually because of something stupid like the battery ran out and I was too lazy to replace it or buy a new watch. When I finally got around to wearing one again, I invariably spent the first week or two walking around and looking for a clock to see the time even when I had the watch right there.

    How's that for off topic?

  403. A not so simple solution by !Xabbu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Dump all commercials.
    2. TV stations start charging cable providers for content.
    3. Cable providers charge us for the service.

    I think a model like this would only work for satellite providers, not land based cable. The costs to lay/maintain coax is probably significantly more then it would be to plunk a bird in the sky.

    Number one problem with this? Money. People will only pay so much for cable. Therefore the cable companies will only pay so much for content, and the stations will only pay so much for shows. Therefor the whole industry needs to live with a smaller profit margin. And this leaves us pretty much back where we are since we live on a very capitolistic continent.

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  404. Two Schools of Thought by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    First: Many of us already Pay for our TV with Cable/Satelite fees, so doesn't a chunk of that money already go *somewhere* upstream? Perhaps that's tha wave of the future...

    Second: Anyone else remember the movie "The Truman Show"? Strategicly placed ads, "talkative" people just about Mugging the Main Character against a poster/ad, or just plaster the main character with (hopefully) subtle ads/logos/style reference, "background" billboards/placards, etc. It means that the ad execs would have to get (Heaven forfend) CREATIVE in what they do!

    Here's an idea: Have a network, or even start with a show that has NO COMMERCIALS. Well, no plot/continuity interrupting ones, any way. Sell that to the public, and see how popular the full 27 minute programs become!

    Just my random brain droppings for the day ;)

  405. The Brits do it why can't we? by SLiK812 · · Score: 1

    I scanned all the responses and may have missed it, but no one seems to point out that in Great Britain commercials come every 15 minutes. Which is quite convenient. And the networks there don't seem to have problems with this, so why can't we adopt it?

    Then again Great Britain is one of the paradoxical entities. They had atms before us, have better cell-phones, and technology in general, yet you can electrocute yourself while turning on/off a light switch with wet hands. Go figure....

  406. We all pay too much already by permanentE · · Score: 1

    I'm supposed to feel sorry for these multinational media conglomerates? Screw them! I pay $50 a month to watch TV. I don't know anybody that gets their TV 100% free. We all pay too much money already, and they keep hiking the rates! "But", you say, "those are different companies, cable and TV". The cable companies are monopolies, they should be regulated, put price controls and make 'em give some of the money to the TV people.

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  407. Try selling a product directly. by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

    Why pin your financial future on the flaky business plans of advertisers? Why not just get your income directly from the people whom you serve?

    I have cable TV (evil or not, there it is). I buy subscriptions to several premium channels. WHY do I have to put up with advertising on them? The Sci-Fi channel is my prime example, it's a channel that is only available via cable or satellite (TMK), yet they have commercials.

    Wasn't the original point of commericials to avoid having to charge the customer for the airwaves?

    If everyone could agree on a standard (ha!), the local stations could encrypt their broadcasts and charge directly for the decryption key. Cable already does this, so does satellite.... but screw the advertisers.

    At least until they adopt my only-1-showing-of-a-given-ad-per-day law, enforceable through Homeland Security (multiple viewings of the Nike human-chasing-cat-man commercials sap the mental energy from our citizens and allow terrorists to infiltrate with ease!). :)

  408. Advertisements during World cup... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

    What about having commercials on the bottom 1/5 or 1/3 of the screen, without sound, that play during the show? Similar to an internet banner-ad? Or just a logo somewhere on-screen?

    It's already been done for the World Cup, sort of: Since soccer has few time-outs and never enough paused-gameplay for a 1-2 minute group of advertisements, they sold a Logo-placement spot beneath the onscreen clock, so they could collect advertiser money without interrupting the broadcast.

    Could this work for regular television? They could still sell normal commercials, but they could also sell the premium integrated ad spots.

    1. Re:Advertisements during World cup... by Zelig321 · · Score: 1
      What about having commercials on the bottom 1/5 or 1/3 of the screen, without sound, that play during the show? Similar to an internet banner-ad? Or just a logo somewhere on-screen?

      If that becomes the general method to force commercials, then give it a few years (months?) and someone will design a real-time video capture device that will screen out the part of the frames used for commercials and display re-formatted images fullscreen that do not contain the ad banners.

      I know that's what I would come up with.

      For every system, there's always at least one way to defeat it.

    2. Re:Advertisements during World cup... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      If that becomes the general method to force commercials, then give it a few years (months?) and someone will design a real-time video capture device that will screen out the part of the frames used for commercials and display re-formatted images fullscreen that do not contain the ad banners.

      Probably, but even though there's software available to strip banner ads off of web pages, how many people actually use it? Plus, would you want to wait however many hours it takes while your machine edits each video frame just to take out a Logo, or a translucent advertisement on the bottom of the screen?

      There may be a way to defeat the system, but it may not be worth the trouble.

  409. Your argument is flawed... by Jeddawg · · Score: 1

    You raise an interesting point, but I must comment on a flaw that I detect in your logic. You assume that by my ability to record a television broadcast, I am essentially robbing the broadcast company of revenue from Advertisements. To a point, this *may* be true. However, advertisers pay the broadcasting company for air-time on their network, regardless of whether anybody actually tunes in during that time. (Of course, the price that the advertiser will pay for that slice of time depends on the average number of viewers who watch that channel at that particular time.) However, the livelihood of the television station is not in any way affected by whether people skip the ads.

    You really have to consider how they determine the number of people that watch their station at any given time. They only use polling data from places like Nielsen. So, the data that they use to charge advertisers is based only on the percentage of surveyed people viewing that station. Given that they certainly don't survey everyone, there's absolutely no way that the collected data is accurate.

    This, of course, begs another question, exposing further flaws in your argument. How many people actually *buy* something after seeing an advertisement? The bottom line is that the number of people who actually view the ad is not proportional to the amount of return on that ad. (Anybody that would like to refute this should consider a lawsuit against NBC because less than 100% of the viewers of NBC at some given moment went right out and bought some product because they'd seen an ad for it. We'll just see how far they get in court!) So, refusing to watch an ad for a product that you wouldn't buy anyways hasn't stolen anything from anybody. And, to top it all off, the television station has already received payment for that air time, regardless of whether you watch it, or whether you actually buy anything!

  410. I have a problem with this question by HiThere · · Score: 2

    TV has gotten so bad, that it's been multiple months since I've watched so much as a single program. I haven't seen anything worth taping in many years. So what harm could be done?

    One of TV's major uses in this society appears to be as a babysitter. Unfortunately, it is a most immoral babysitter, and praises all manner of socially disintegrative behaviors. In particular, it praises acting violently, behaving abusively, etc. Good role models are few and far between, and are generally aimes at an adult audience. British comedies, e.g., don't appear to me to be designed with the idea that children might be interested. (I'm particularly thinking here of "Are you being served?", which my wife occasionally watched.) There do exist a few nature specials, and they are worthwhile, though I doubt that many would watch them for a steady diet. I doubt, though, that these are worth the constant commercials. They aren't to me.

    I honestly believe that "Beat the Clock" was a higher quality of entertainment that most of what is currently available ... and that's a pretty terrible statement!

    My suspicion is that the TV standard of "what's a good program?" is "what will keep them coming back?", and that's clearly an important part of the definition. But it's only a part, perhaps one part in four. And the fill the rest of the 3/4 of quality they've opted for the lowest cost shlock that they could get. If violence combined with heavy music works, toss that in. Don't take time to figure out what it means, what lesson it's teaching, whether it's good for society, just notice that it sells!

    So why should I care if the stations fold? They are one of the more destructive social elements around. They don't have to be, but they have choosen to be.

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  411. Product Placement by genka · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am trying to imagine a show where things like Tampax are advertised

  412. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    With a few exceptions, fresh produce is usually not branded by the grower. The brand recognition usually comes from the store, and lots of commercials for supermarkets promote their produce department.

    Although your local grocer may not be trying to build huge brand recognition for themselves, you still trust them implicitly to supply consistent quality for the same varieties.

  413. Too Much Product Placement/Place-over by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Please, cram ads in ever goddamn place where there is space until there are so many ads cluttering my view (which happens pretty frequently already) that I ignore them all like so much background noise. I know when someone is trying to do a product placement, especially when they say the name of the product for no reason or the logo is strangely up front and center in the image, they are not being clever. If you actually buy a car because you saw a character in a movie using it then a sucker truly is born every minute.

    Advertisers are basically just wasting their money fighting with each other.

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  414. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

    Dweeb.

  415. Re: Opposite reaction? by phorm · · Score: 1

    How about ads that so frickin annoying, you want to throw a brick through the TV every time it comes on. If I'm deliberately starting to schedule my pee breaks around the repetetive 2-minute commercials for NoSpotShine dish detergent, chances are I'm not going to buy in buy it in the store. Chances are, in fact, that I'll go with the generic brand, just because they don't have ads which annoy the crap out of me.

    Meanwhile, ads that have humour get my attention. I've had friends over and will actually rewind just to see a particular commercial which got a few chuckles. Most notably, Molson Canadian commercials... something about a large angry beaver gnawing on a few silly Americans.

    Disclaimer: Not that I have anything against Americans, just the ones who think we live in igloos and keep beavers as pets...

  416. Tired of watching same ad over and over mostly. by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    [not that I have a PVR...]
    I think PVR owners are primarily people who watch alot more TV than your average person. Bitching that they don't willingly sit through the same irrelevant commercials over and over is like complaining that someone doesn't eat at your restaurant... enough. If someone has seen your commercial before, don't whine about them skipping it the next time. Especially when they are re-watching a recorded show the second time through.
    Don't PVR owners pay like $10/month for the TV listing service? The cable companies should buy them out (or come out with their own service that is free) and insert a reduced number of targetted ads. Once you have watched the show through once with the commercials, you get to watch it after that without them. And commercial breaks should be shorter and less obtrusive because you could set up preferred profiles (car ads, beverage ads, lingerie ads, ads with sports stars, feminine hygiene ads, cleaning product ads, computer ads, movie ads, similar TV show ads, any TV show ads, only new stuff, only special sales, etc).
    Commercials take up about 25% of the airtime. 15 minutes out of every hour, about 10 minutes of product placement, and 5 minutes of promo spots for other shows on the network. The PVR knows what you are going to record anyway and can eliminate a few minutes of the promo spots. The other promo spots can be set up to auto-record the show being advertised at the press of a button. The other 10 minutes of airtime has maybe 2 minutes of product information that is of interest to you.
    Americans have very busy lives. The more time advertisers spend trying to shove crap at us, the more resistant we are becoming to it. They are completely failing to understand that.

  417. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by sethdelackner · · Score: 1

    Bzzzt. Actually, My grocer (Whole Foods) never advertises in my area. And while they do sell produce, I'm such a lazy cook that I was talking about all the packaged goods they sell, like veggie burgers, veggie dogs, breakfast cereal, chips, soy milk. Each of these products exists in tons of varieties, none of which I remember ever seeing an ad for. In fact, Costco has started selling some of them.

    When another grocer provides the same products, I buy from them when they offer a better price. Amazingly, the huge chain grocers in my area offer a few organic products, but always at a much higher price. I guess they just don't want my business.

  418. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by cburley · · Score: 1
    It's quite funny to ask somebody who has just seen the weather forcast what the weather is going to be like tommorow.

    It really makes you see how sedated you are when you're watching telly.

    "Sedated"?? Uh...not always the cause of not remembering the forecasts.

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  419. Re:... (I'm heading OT) [farther] by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    fresh produce is usually not branded by the grower. The brand recognition usually comes from the store, and lots of commercials for supermarkets promote their produce department.

    Yes, but most grocery stores like to point out where the produce was grown. I like to support local growers, and so I look for the Product of Ontario signs. Sure it isn't brand recognition per se, but I am still looking for a particular supplier.
    Of course, my theory doesn't hold much water in the winter when 90% of all the produce is imported!

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  420. Before / After by Macdude · · Score: 1

    I'm all for destroying ad based TV and changing to a totally user-pay model (e.g. HBO), based on the following logic...

    The way it is:
    - Product: Viewer's eyeballs
    - Production Equipment: The TV show
    - Customer: Adveriser

    The way it would be:
    - Product: The TV show
    - Production Equipemnt: Good writing/acting
    - Customer: Viewer

    I'd rather be the customer than the product.

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  421. My bad. That didn't go there. by Jayson · · Score: 1

    Oops. That was supposed to be a reply to a comment that replied to you.

  422. Re:Um, how would anything change? (I'm heading OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The moral of the story is I didn't really care what time it was

    And that is why I don't wear a watch at all...
    Besides, there are clocks everywhere so if I really do need to know what time it is, it isn't hard to find out.

  423. I don't see why it's important for me to buy stuff by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    It's not as important as people think for consumers to consume. I honestly do not need the mounds of GARBAGE that people try to sell me. If I stopped buying all this junk the economy would adjust (not collapse).

    Why do I need new toys, transformers or whoppers. If I want them, I will go buy them, but I don't need someone to coax me into buying things. Coaxing implies that I don't actually want them.

    And TV could be paid for through a tax or donations like it is in some other countries.

    If you see a commercial that is not purely informative and is full of flashy gimmicks or just blatent lies you will realize the lack of confidence that company has in thier product. They are so unsure of themselves that they feel that they need to coax people into buying something they might not want. So maybe you shouldn't buy such things.

    The ideal system, in my opinion, would be to have indepedent consumer reporting groups. Every company with a new product should try to get into one or more of these publications and then consumers can evaluate what they want and need and get the best deal possible. This would greatly improve the quality of products through a very competive atmosphere. Rather than the current system which improves the effectiveness of slick marketing.

    Of course the biggest flaw with a different system is that many argue that consumers don't know what they want. So it's up to the marketing people to influence society into wanting something. "Oh this soda makes you an athlete!", "These shoes will let you play basketball like a pro!", "You will be a pretty girl if you have this doll.", "Your dad will love you if you buy our toys.", "If you don't buy this peanutbutter then you are a bad mother". Etc.

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  424. How do they make money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure no one will ever see this comment, but I'm a System Administrator for a local cable company with near 500,000 subscribers, so I like to at least pretend I have an insight into television trends. Tivo and ReplayTV aren't a threat to anyone. Technologies like Video on Demand are really what's happening. Nationwide we're going to roll out Free on Demand services soon and some areas already have. You'll see Discovery Networks, Scripps (HGTV, DIY), A and E, and a host of other providers giving away commercial free content. Let's face it, ad sales are dead. What they're counting on is you getting totally addicted to great programming, and consuming everything else branded with their product name. The only people that really count on commercial sales are Broadcast stations, and IMHO they'll be going the way of the Dodo in 10 years. Here's an example:

    You're really into A and E biography. You watch every Biography on Demand program, and you'll want more. You'll go buy a book. You'll go online and view the website and be subjected to ads there. You'll buy some DVD's of your favorite programs.

    This is what the Big Corporate Giants(tm) like AOL/TW and Vivendi Universal are banking on. You're already a sucker for everything they put out and you don't even know it. You can't go a whole day without using one of their products and being subconsiously reminded of it.

    What I find completely hysterical is the financial sector's complete inability to see the machine that these two companies, and others like it (Comcast/Microsoft), are. One of these days you'll wake up and realize you're completely owned and operated by one media giant or another and I'll be laughing at you.

  425. How TV stations and networks could/do make money by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    Make Cable networks pay for content:
    Most people watch TV via cable so it seems cable companys are effectively doing TV stations and networks a favor in carrying the content for the consumer.
    HOWEVER a Clinton era law requires cable networks to pay tv stations for carying this content.
    So in short this is already being done.

    TV stations could carry infomertals or content for shop at home late at night when they aren't airing normal programming. TiVO users aren't going to record this content even with out commertal zapping becouse it's not mixed in with the tv programming. You have to want to watch commertals. Strangely enough it seems to work as long as it's something people want to watch.

    Obveously they are doing this already.

    They could sell spin off products. Like talking purple dino dolls or Pokemon cards or video games. Or make tv shows that are spin offs of products like the Sonic TV show that is nothing more than a 30 minute commertal.

    They could scamble the programming like they do on satlight programming and require a standard decoder on all TVs.. unless the content is being pulled in by cable where the cable company repacages and decodes it for you.

    This isn't being done universally but it's what they do when you try to pull in shows via larg sat dish (not DSS but the older system)

    They could try to open source it... Just kidding don't kill me.

    They could do a lot of diffrent things up to and including a PBS style or a BBC moddle.

    (Not very diffrent however PBS is volintary and a US BBC would give the federal government total control over the content.. Get ready for fundimentalist TV 24-7
    where as PBS is totally begging us to help them carry the best shows...
    Dr Who, The prisononer... yeah...)

    TV stations use TV ads becouse they provide the most funding. But TV networks unlike the music industry saw the writing on the wall and improved.
    That dosen't mean they won't let go. But lose the ads and we won't lose TV.
    However the more expensive shows will have to shift to cable becouse there is yet more money in subscriber based funding.

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  426. Here's my idea. by B.Smitty · · Score: 1

    Make better commercials!

    Make me want to watch them.

    I actually went out of my way & spent over an hour watching the BMW short films on their web site (BMWFilms). I even watched the director voice-over & "making of" extras. They rock!

  427. Broadcast TV will not survive by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Pushing TV out over radio is a business plan that will only survive until computer networks get good enough to carry the same viewing quality. After that point, who would want to view lowest-common-denominator shows? Who would waste their money on untargeted advertising?

    Far more likely: streaming video, as a freebie (because p2p makes paying for static content pointless), funded by individually targeted product placements and explicit sponsorship. "today's episode of Commander Bush and the Axis of Evil is sponsored by Exxon, Lockheed, and the NSA".

  428. Re:Ya do know that Dr. Pepper is (not green!) by ebonkyre · · Score: 1
    Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Snapple are owned by Cadbury Schweppes plc.

    Also, in areas where Dr. Pepper is bottled by Coke, Pepsi has their own clone product called Mr. Green. It is sold under the Sobe label, and tastes virtually identical (IMO) to Dr. Pepper, with the addition of ginseng extract. Oh, and as the name suggests, it's green*. For contractual reasons(?), it is not offered in areas where Pepsi does the bottling for Dr. Pepper.

    *the green color seems to very similar to the color you get by mixing equal parts Pepsi Blue and any caramel-colored beverage. coincidence? applying a failure in one product line to create a new one? you be the judge.

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  429. Now, I don't everything about advertising, but... by rice_web · · Score: 1

    Advertising CAN make a difference, but many times does not. For example, why on Earth would a small town ever require advertisements to be shown? In a town of 50,000 or so, most everyone in that town is aware of most everything that is going on in that town--at least in the areas that they have any interest in.

    In bigger cities, advertising becomes more effective, but also more expensive, which typically means that ony well-known, well-to-do companies can afford decent ad campaigns. This is pointless. If a company is well known, there is no reason to promote it over the air waves except to remind viewers of its existence.

    The only time that I believe advertising is effective, is with new companies--companies that have no market penetration and need to get the word out on their existence.

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  430. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    1. Don't the Japanese build things in Malaysia and Vietnam for that very reason? Sh1t, it sounds like you'd prefer we let their economies dry up and go away. Maybe, the countries we're doing business with should establish a minimum legal wage on imported work? (BTW, I drove to a shop in Mexico to protest just this thing, but I digress). OK, lets just say that Texas Instruments and Intel shut down their foundries in Malaysia. Those people have no better opportunities than that factory. Would you have us stop employing them? Your idealism would say that we should pay them better wages. The problem there is that their inexpensive living conditions are what made that location so attractive for business in hte first place. I am opposed to sweatshops and unhealthy working conditions. I am against paying a worker below living wages. But living wages are lower in third world countries, and the US dollars flowing in in many cases is the only thing improving their economies. "Developing Countries" are developing because of industry. Otherwise they stay basically stone age. No jobs, no opportunities, no chance at a better life for your kids than the one you got. If you had your idealistic ways, that's exactly what would happen.

  431. Money money.. you overlook one thing by Snaller · · Score: 2


    Its too expensive you say, we neeed so and so much money... ... actually the CURRENT system needs that money. It may die. And be replaced by a new system which requires less.

    People are getting payed WAY TO MUCH as it is.

    Martin Sheen in the West Wing ... getting 300000 dollars pr episode?! Ok, he's a good actor, but i find that obscene.
    Now if all got proper decent vages, the expenses for everything would come down.
    Obvously most of the people involved today wouldn't give that up voluentarily.
    But mark my words, in a not too distance future we'll get not new tvstations, but webstations- who not broadcast, but stream (multicast) original programming made for much less money that what is used today.

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  432. Re:why don't we take a look at the rest of the wor by Laplace · · Score: 2

    You misunderstand. I'm stating a fact, not condeming it. Lots of people get fucked because I want an iPod. I'm just glad that in some way I'm not the guy being fucked.

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  433. Real life examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Truman Show didn't have commercials.
    Neither did HBO.
    Neither did Live TV broadcasts like the weekly lottery drawing, the WTC catastrophe, and the elections. I'd say news would probably be better if they were forces to cover live what people are actually interested in, but see above.

    If all content for PVRs were driven out of business by PVRs, then the PVRs would go out of business and NBC could return from the ashes.

  434. Two points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, television can make due with much lower budgets. Quality of programming may go down (or up, depending on how you look at it), but it will continue to exist. Less channels, probably

    Second of all, television is dead. Cable is dead. Bandwidth is growing damn fast. In a decade or two, it'll all be full for-pay video-on-demand. If the broadcasters do it right, virtually all people will pay a monthly fee, get anything they want anytime they want, and the hassle saved over illegal sharing will make it worth the cash. Brainwashing campaigns will convince people that illegally copying is immoral, to capture the few who would still copy. It will hopefully be in some open format, but realistically in some moronically designed, trivially cracked proprietary format, which will mean that Linux users will probably always be on the illegal fringe, and broadcasters will be fighting a constant war.

  435. They canned Nero Wolfe! You bastards! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2
    From the article:
    "Wolfe" averaged a subpar 1.134 million households for eight episodes this summer (May 27 through August 18), and a disastrous 387,000 viewers aged 18-49.

    Although shot in Toronto, "Nero Wolfe" cost $1.1 million an episode, as production designers had to build sets replicating 1930s New York interiors. A&E ponied up a pricey $700,000 per episode.
    I could all but guarantee every one of those households that watched Nero Wolfe would have paid $2.00 per episode to watch it. And suddenly A&E would have something like a 100% return on their investments. But instead now there's only one good new detective show on, and with my luck they'll can Monk, too.

    "The most obvious alternative is to send your favorite shows to you via broadband and have you pay by the show. But would you pay to watch Buffy, The News, Star Trek?"

    Buffy? No, but that's personal preference. News? Not as it's done now, unless we're talking about a classy outfit like BBC World News or Jim Leher. $1.00 to $2.00 per episode of Enterprise? Heck yeah. I'd much rather spend as much as $10.00 a month to watch Enterprise than to spend $10.00 on a movie ticket to see Nemesis.

    If anything such a pricing scheme would bring movie ticket prices back down to the real world.
  436. What are you going on about ? by too_bad · · Score: 1

    I pay $80 every month for cable. I watch only about 30%
    of the channels and far little content (after all there are 100+ channels
    24 hours a day and I watch max 4 hours a day).

    If they charged me the same amount for the little subset of content
    that I watch I would gladly agree to that arrangement.

    If they cannot make their content and make it cost less than about $80 per month
    per viewer then there is some problem with this demand supply curve.

    And no, I dont watch the commercials, even though I dont have replay TV or TiVo.
    Its a simple common sense concept. You can make it as difficult as you want
    for me to avoid commercials. But still you cant make me watch (and much less buy)
    what I dont want to watch.

    Drill this into the heads : If someone doesnt want to do something, no matter
    how much legislation, how much force and how much ranting is used,
    that person would still not enjoy doing it.

    How is this for an idea: Why dont we make a legislation which mandates
    each person to spend a minimum amount every month on consumer goods instead?

    Cynicism and mindless flaiming apart, some thought needs to be given to
    why there is a basic problem here? Why is it so hard to make programs
    and make it at a cost that can be profitable by what people are willing to pay for it?

    Is it because people have such diverse interests that catering to everyone just
    shoots up the cost?

    Is it because the content makers are placed far away from the consumers ?

    Are the costs for items related to producing TV content artificially high because
    of the flawed models being used till now (a.k.a are these people just plain spolt?) ?

    Is it because the investors are just not willing to forgo the model they have always
    known and used ?

    Just think about this:
    We have the ad model where the ads support the cost for making the shows. And these ads
    payoff by the profits they make from what I end up buying after watching the ads.

    If I am willing to pay up this amount expressly for the cost of making the show then
    what is the need for the ads ?

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  437. how could tv survive without comercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this......

    More and more shows are made in widescreen mode (and alot of films are broadcast this way too). This means that there are 2 areas of the screen not used for visuals (the black bars at the top and bottom). Use them for adverts.

  438. Content On Demand by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

    The magical "any day now" video on demand is here.

    Indeed Content On Demand is the future of consumer TV and is here now.

    I work on this Project which as well as subscription DTV provides a comprehensive Content on Demand service that is not just limited to Movies. It includes Local, National and Global News, Local & National Weather, What's On and Documentaries. All high quality content provided by the BBC and Commercial stations. The revenue source is subscription which starts at 9UKP (~15EURO/USD), it includes 15 broadcast DTV channels and a lot of inclusive On-Demand Content, everthing except Movies and Music. Consumers are prepared to pay for high quality content. As a user of this service since launch two years ago I'm gotten increasingly unaccepting of advert breaks.

    I should perhaps point out this is not a cable tv system as such, it is delivered using IP over ADSL, to provide a point to point broadband network.

    this model bypasses both TiVo's and commercial television's revenue models.

    Indeed we are developing a server side PVR system which provides a number of advantages over TIVO. The amount of content that a consumer can store is essentially unlimited, certainly not limited to 35 hours of a TIVO. The consumer does not have to make preset selections, just browse the historical epg. The overall cost is much less, since there is minimal duplication of data and service costs are consequently much lower. IMHO Client side PVR is doomed.

  439. Leave well enough alone by sumrz · · Score: 1

    If there were enough viewers to have the end cost to the consumer small
    enough, then I'd vote for that. However, the cost would go the way of
    taxes. Once the system was in place the 'tax' would raise according to the
    network's perceived/real cost to air a show.

    Ads I want to see - won't work as the point of advertising and a free market
    is to place all products in front of the viewers. The ones that make it
    have validity in the market place. We could be passing on inventive
    products that nobody would select to see as they don't know they exist.
    This would destroy progressing invention.

    Commercials that catch our eye burden the advertiser to create and maintain
    effective ads. If we watch and buy, then the ad did it's job. Even bad
    products are represented by great advertising. Power of the dollar usually
    gets that particular product off the market.

    Leave well enough alone. Keep the commercials coming.

  440. Add inside the show by maitas · · Score: 1

    As you said, have Buffy pick a Mountain Dew is the best way to go. You can even allow unlimited copies of the show! Rip as many DVD as you want! You will be watching my adds.!
    There won't be any need for DMCA any more. Copy everything you want! My advertisers will be very happy.

  441. Re:I got one... by unitron · · Score: 2
    "My spalling has remains attrocious as ever..."

    Your spalling (v. tr. To break up into chips or fragments., v. intr. To chip or crumble.) probably doesn't need any work but your spelling might be able to stand some improvement.

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  442. Yet another fundamentalism.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Did you watch Cosmos? Walking with Dinosaurs? The complete cycle of Beethoven Symphonies conducted by Leonard Bernstein?

    What about old movies that are worthwhile but will never get a new screening in commercial cinemas (Citizen Kane, Seven Samurai, Metropolis, The great dictator where available to me and many others thanks to TV).

    Selective TV watching, in which you carefully choose worthwhile stuff is the answer, not childish technophobic hysteria (I know what I am going to watch one week in advance, more if I can).

    By all means don not watch TV by impulse, but turning it off no matter what seems to me as lacking of common sense as spenidng all your free time watching the box.

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  443. Buffy great TV? Yeah... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Now I understand why the original poster despairs...

    I think I will dump my ageing TV set tonight...

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  444. The Old Eat-the-Telly... by Proquar · · Score: 1

    TV Detector Man: ...We know you've got a telly - we detected it!
    Neil: Oh, so you've just been playing with me all along?
    TV Detector Man: Yes... It's better than playing with yourself.. Haha, cheap inuendoes help make the world go round. Now, where's your telly?
    Mike: [Pushing past Neil.. but not letting the TV Detector man see into the house] You haven't introduced me to your friend, Neil...
    Neil: Er.. Mike this is.. the TV detector man...
    TV Detector Man: The name's Bastard - but you can call me RightBleedin'.. all my friends do - well he did... until I killed him... [pushing through the door] ... Now, about your telly... [seeing Vivien with a electrical cord hanging out of his mouth] You're nicked sunshine!
    Vivien: [pointing to mouth] It's a toaster.
    TVDM: It's a telly! It's a telly!!
    Mike: Telly or toaster - the contents of my colleague's stomach are his own.
    TVDM: Oh, I can wait.. I'm very good at waiting... Now, which way to the toilet.

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