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The Empire Stumbles

We saw a cultural and generational coup d'etat this month, at least in cinematic terms -- if we were watching. Star Wars was challenged by millions of rebellious kids, who decided to choose a new kind of myth. The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours. In doing so, these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism, punctured a billion-dollar balloon, and maybe even sparked a (relative) movement away from whorish sellouts, back to simpler story-telling. I, for one, sure hope so.

The evidence: In its first four days, Star Wars: Episode 2 -- Attack of the Clones sold nearly $117 million worth of tickets. When Spider-man opened two weeks earlier, it earned $115 million in just three days. Not only that, but the nerd-arachnoid drama earned another $48 million in box office during the weekend George Lucas' elephantine epic opened. And it shows no signs of slowing down. Spider-man is now on track to massacre Star Wars , perhaps out-earning it in the early days of the summer by as much as $100 million, if projected patterns continue. What happened? You can hardly call Clones a failure, but seeing it seems as much a reflex as a choice. And the grosses are below expectations, where as Spider-man is re-defining what a mega-hit movie is. I think Lucas and his movies have outgrown their audience, losing relevance to the young, the real avatars of culture, and are suffocating under their own enormous inertia and weight.

The late mythologist Joseph Campbell (who helped Lucas craft the Skywalker/Vader saga) wrote in The Elements of Myth that the hero-journey -- the often rebellious trek far from loved ones and home, finds a great teacher, battles evil forces in the world -- is inherent in every great myth, from cave-dweller's tales to Tolkien to Star Wars. It's certainly central to the story of Peter Parker, an unhappy and awkward kid who overnight goes from suffering at a nasty Queens high school to soaring over Manhattan's skyscrapers in search of the Green Goblin (this movie's Dark Side rep). In fact, every great myth has a lonely hero, a masked villain or two, and thinly-disguised spiritual choices between forces of good (God/a.k.a. The Force) or Evil (the literal Dark Side of the universe which shows up, Campbell wrote, in paintings that are thousands of years old.)

Why is Spider-Man's version surprisingly drubbing Lucas's, when he's cornered the global franchise on cinematic myth-marketing and he's one of the master cinematic marketers and hype-meisters of all time?

Several possible reasons. The Spider-Man saga is a simple love/adventure story, much like the first Star Wars, which didn't take itself nearly as seriously as the pompous sequels, pre-quels and tie-ins hatched at Lucas's secret ranch. In Spider-man, a nerd feels powerless, gets bitten by the bug, becomes powerful, goes on to confront great evil (and doesn't get the girl). Luke Skywalker, too, was powerless and trapped when we first met him. Then he met Obi-Wan, got in touch with the Force, went soaring around the universe to battle evil -- and didn't get the girl, either. Since the audience and industry expectations of Spider-Man were lower, the movie could afford to be looser, jokier -- more human. But poor George Lucas had dug himself a monstrous hole.

Simply because it's new (on film, at least) , Spider-Man arrives shrouded in less hype than Star Wars. When George Lucas decided to resuscitate his epic after a nearly generation-long respite, he could have chosen at least somewhat of a classier route and put some limits on the marketing that now engulfs big movies. Instead he acted like Jabba the Hutt, gorging on every dollar he could get. The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien. That makes Lucas, who showed no such restraint, all the more hypocritical and pretentious - polluting the series with trolls, Ewoks, aliens, soldiers, Jar-Jar Binks and his goofy patois, and all their inevitable action figures, light sabres, T-shirts and soda-cup representations.

Lucas created a brilliant film saga, then undercut it by demonstrating that there were few limits -- maybe no limits -- on what he would do to make still more money. The message to kids especially was follow the Force, but rake in the cash.

A franchise like Star Wars ought to be allowed to -- and can afford to -- retain some of its dignity and still make tens of millions. The movies make a fortune in their own right, a common experience that transcends reviews and tie-ins. When is enough enough? Lucas crossed the line, and cheapened his movies.

He also neglected to bone up on Campbell's books on the power and elements of myth. Spider-man is a simple love story about teen-aged angst: a kid almost anybody can relate to is suddenly transformed by a great power, grapples touchingly and hilariously to come to terms with that, and confronts a single bad guy and vanquishes him, though not without cost. Sound familiar? It ought to. That was more or less the feeling, despite the Imperial Death Star, of the original Star Wars. Spider-man was a cartoon myth -- part of the once-brilliant Marvel Comics factory, balm to nerds of the time -- and the movie doesn't forget its roots in the dialogue, plotting or action.

But what is Attack of the Clones about? The Skywalker genealogy? The Empire's evil origins? The birth of the Empire's Troopers? The rise and fall of the Queen of Naboo and her tormented lover and complex offspring? Trade unions and their relationship to the Galaxy? Legislative bodies and their place in galactic history? Lucas approaches the life and times of Darth Vader in much the same way biographer Robert Caro explores the life and times of ex-president LBJ (his latest book that's 1,300 pages long -- and that's just one volume of a projected four). Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side? Or would we -- especially the youngest among us -- be happy to see Yoda flashing his light-saber around and doing his Jackie Chan imitation?

Spider-Man is interesting on other levels, too. It's a very New York movie, set in working-class Queens and amidst the spires of Manhattan. It is unabashedly domestic and patriotic, even as Star Wars is pointedly other-worldly in tone and feel. Consider the Spider-man scene where New Yorkers cheer our hero from the Queensborough Bridge. It's heavy-handed but interesting. The movie ends with Spider-man draped around an American flag on a skyscraper not far from where the World Trade Center Towers used to stand. Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America. He had too much genealogy to worry about. But the producers of Spider-Man, with a few last-minute adjustments, read it right. Star Wars was conceived in an era when Harrison Ford's Han Solo perfectly typified a generation's disenchantment with government and politics. Peter Parker has a different view, and so do the millions of kids making his movie a smash.

Attack Of The Clones is a cautionary tale, all right, but perhaps not the one Lucas intended. The real lesson is, if you're trying to make great movies aimed primarily at the young, avoid pomposity, self-indulgence and too much self-reference. Keep the story simple, clear and touching. Remember that movies mirror life. Films like this are about love, loss, conflict and fantasy. Spider-Man keeps that very much in mind. Attack Of The Clones seems to have forgotten it. That's why kids are flocking repeatedly to a new variety of myth, unseating the reigning one.

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  1. Long live the Empire by Dynamoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Death to these hand-wringing liberal rebels!

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    1. Re:Long live the Empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean hand-wringing liberal rebel *scum*.

  2. 1st bash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Less Star Wars. More Gone With The Wind. Thanks.

  3. This isn't a big deal by peanutbadr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Spiderman was just a better movie

    1. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have grown with SpiderMan and all this stuff and consequently enjoyed that movie.
      For me, growing in Europe and never having accesst to spiderman crap, I found that movie to be extremely boring and, frankly, pathetic and childish.
      Star Wars wasn't all the good either but at least it was .. well, Star Wars.

    2. Re:This isn't a big deal by xinit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, there's also the fact that opening weekend for Spiderman saw the movie playing on hundreds of screens thousands of times a day here... One 12 screen theatre had ONLY Spiderman, all day from 10:00am.

      Star Wars opening weekend? A couple dozen theatres showing on a couple screens, making for hundreds of shows a day.

      Didn't Katz say something in there about how the less hyped movie was Spiderman? Funny... there was a whole lot of money tossed into hype, specifically to get the movie on more screens for more viewers, in order to try to win viewers away from Clones. It was only in the second week of Clones' run here that it was opened up into more of a wider set of times.

      All this "biggest weekend" and "biggest grossing" movie is crap unless you compare A) the number of screens the movie was shown on B) correct for inflation C) factor in promotional and tie-in budgets...

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    3. Re:This isn't a big deal by DerekTheRed · · Score: 0

      Seriously! I went to see Spider-Man, and I was pretty bored and a little insulted by the whole thing. The whole movie is just so "gee-whiz" I wanted to vomit.

      If it's better than Attack of the Clones, as most people are saying, I don't think I'll even RENT Attack of the Clones.

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    4. Re:This isn't a big deal by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      I didn't grow up with Spider-Man at all. Before the movie came out, I didn't know who Mary Jane, et al were. I knew that there was a guy named Peter who had been bitten by a bug and turned into some sort of spider-enhanced man. That's it. I loved the movie. (And I'm extremely arachnaphobic, to boot. I had to close my eyes during the big Columbia University spider scene in the beginning.)

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    5. Re:This isn't a big deal by lamz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, there's also the fact that opening weekend for Spiderman saw the movie playing on hundreds of screens thousands of times a day here... One 12 screen theatre had ONLY Spiderman, all day from 10:00am.

      Actually, that's not a fact. This is a fact: Spiderman opened on around 1600 screens in North America, while Clones opened on around 1500 screens. That's not enough of a difference to explain away the revenues.

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    6. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      All this "biggest weekend" and "biggest grossing" movie is crap unless you compare ...

      And even after that, it's still crap. Movie quality != better box office. Katz (and others) have completely bought into the movie studio's line.

      Next thing you know, we'll be saying that just because Microsoft sells more copies of Windows, that it's a better OS.

    7. Re:This isn't a big deal by rblancarte · · Score: 2

      More importantly - this is just movies guys, NOT religion. Well maybe to some of you it is a religion, but not everyone.

      RonB

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    8. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And I'm extremely arachnaphobic, to boot. I had to close my eyes during the big Columbia University spider scene in the beginning.

      Well that says it all, if arachnophobes are going to see Spider-Man what hope does clones have ?

    9. Re:This isn't a big deal by lamz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Spiderman was just a better movie

      I agree, but had trouble pinpointing exactly why the new Star Wars movies weren't as good as their predecessors.

      There is a brilliant article here that does explain exactly why. The gist of the article is that the two new Star Wars movies are missing any sort of Han Solo character. There is no 'cool' guy to offset all the earnest Jedi assholes -- who are basically divinity students -- and just a little more exciting. It's like Beverly Hills Cop without Eddy Murphy.

      There is a very insightful point in the article describing how the re-mastered Star Wars has Greedo shoot Han Solo first, making it look like Han Solo acted in self-defence, and effectively 'nicing' up his character. In the original, he shoots first. In the new movies, only robots get shot.

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    10. Re:This isn't a big deal by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally I think the entire Star Wars franchise is embarrasingly bad (somehow I missed out on the hype machine for the original trio, so to me rather than fond memories of my childhood, they're just B grade sci-fi movies), and Lucas forsook his option to make the new series geared towards adults because of the ever important lucrative merchandising potential of continuing it more as a childrens movie (Come on: He seriously was going to put n'sync in it). Having said that, I thought Spider-Man was an enjoyable, but forgettable, standard CGI-enhanced action flick. Nothing tremendous, and it doesn't make me a better person or revolutionize life : It's just another movie that was ok, but it doesn't entertain beyond the 2 hours of watching it.

      In any case, I find your portrayal of poor underdog Star Wars versus big bad Spiderman absurd. Firstly theaters, where there was demand, played it 24/7, starting right at 12:01 on the opening day: They knew that the hoardes of loyal Star Wars fanatics would be there to fill the coffers, probably many times over. The number of opening theaters between Spiderman and AOTC is largely comparable, with only a minor deviance, however the most telling number of all: Per screen revenue, has spiderman ahead on the opening weekend, with $31,769 versus AOTCs $25,317/screen (or are you going to claim that somehow AOTC demanded better, further separated seats for its superior audience?). As far as hype: Personally I thought that Spider-man had a lot less hype, and most certainly a lot less "We'll love it regardless" fanatics than AOTCs.

    11. Re:This isn't a big deal by B'Trey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Horsefeathers. Are you saying that people wanted to go see "Clones" and couldn't find a ticket? That movie theatres, who are mostly struggling for their business survival, are turning away people who'd like to see a movie? Do you think that if they'd only put Hugh Grant's "About a Boy" on a few more screens, it'd have taken in a hundred million it's first weekend too?

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    12. Re:This isn't a big deal by Kombat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is a fact: Spiderman opened on around 1600 screens in North America, while Clones opened on around 1500 screens.

      Uh, sorry, try again. Spiderman opened on far more screens than Clones, and you have both your numbers way, way wrong. Spiderman opened on around 7500 screens, and Clones opened on around 6000. And that is enough of a difference to explain away the revenues.

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    13. Re:This isn't a big deal by aonaran · · Score: 1

      The thing I don't get is Katz is going on about the kids of the new upcoming generation overthrowing the old generation's style of movie. Huh?

      I think the audience when I went to SpiderMan on opening night was on average 10+ years OLDER than that of Starwars EP2 on it's opening night. The biggest reason Spiderman is doing well *I think* is because there are a lot of people who have been waiting 20 years for it to come out.

    14. Re:This isn't a big deal by PotPieMan · · Score: 1

      A) the number of screens the movie was shown on

      That's (at least partially) George Lucas' fault. He wouldn't let theatres without "high-quality" screens play the movie. (I think I read somewhere that he was demanding THX-certified sound systems).

    15. Re:This isn't a big deal by mughi · · Score: 2
      Spiderman opened on around 7500 screens, and Clones opened on around 6000.

      Well, as I pointed out in a different comment here, the sources I usually use state that Spider-Man opened on 3,615 and AOTC opened on 3,161.

    16. Re:This isn't a big deal by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I hear a lot about the movie length discrepancy as well as the screen difference you point out. I perused the news papers and counted movie start times for the two movies by screen when possible. The count was the same or even higher for Clones. I haven't seen the longer movie=fewer showings argument justified yet. Around here they open earlier to show Clones to get more times in.

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    17. Re:This isn't a big deal by infochuck · · Score: 1

      Well, there's also the fact that opening weekend for Spiderman saw the movie playing on hundreds of screens thousands of times a day here... One 12 screen theatre had ONLY Spiderman, all day from 10:00am.

      Actually, that's not a fact. This is a fact: Spiderman opened on around 1600 screens in North America, while Clones opened on around 1500 screens. That's not enough of a difference to explain away the revenues.

      Here's another fact: anyone who makes assertions of fact without citing their source probably can't find their own arse with two hands and a flashlight.

      Source for above fact: my infinite wisdom.

    18. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...making it look like Han Solo acted in self-defence, and effectively 'nicing' up his character. In the original, he shoots first. In the new movies, only robots get shot.

      Sssh! You're tempting Katz to write a "Post-Columbine analysis" of Star Wars.

    19. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number of theaters and number of screens are different things. One theater can (and usually does) show a big blockbuster on more than one screen. Your 3,615 and 3,161 numbers are what I've seen for theater count. And the 7,500 and 6,000 numbers match the estimates I've seen for screen count.

      The running times could play a factor as well. According to IMDB, Spider-Man runs 121 minutes, Star Wars 142/143. For theaters that start showings early enough in the morning and have midnight start times, they could cram in one more showing of Spider-Man a day without having to dedicate another screen.

    20. Re:This isn't a big deal by charleste · · Score: 1

      IMHO - I thought spiderman was horrible. Yeah the special effects were cool. But I didn't want to see a puppy love story. In fact, I got up and left, as did several other people in the theater.

    21. Re:This isn't a big deal by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 1

      As per IMDB.com:

      Spiderman: 3615 screens
      StarWars: 3161 screens

      Runtimes:

      Spiderman: 121 min.
      StarWars: 142 min.

      Fewer screens showing a longer movie. Somebody with more time on their hands will have to do the math.

      Personally, I went into SW with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. Outstanding CGI...in most cases, the generated characters were more interesting than the live actors. Also, I was surprised at the number of teenage girls attending...must have something to do with that annoying Hayden Christensen.

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    22. Re:This isn't a big deal by mughi · · Score: 2
      Number of theaters and number of screens are different things.

      Good point. In my other comment I mention, the person stated '3,800 or so screens', which matched Memorial Day numbers of 3,876 theatres that I had read.

    23. Re:This isn't a big deal by pmz · · Score: 1

      The gist of the article is that the two new Star Wars movies are missing any sort of Han Solo character.

      Well, this is true, but some of us are content with Natalie Portman in his place. :)

      In the new movies, only robots get shot.

      I guess all those dead Jedi in Attack of the Clones don't count? Episodes One and Two are no less violent than Episodes Three, Four, and Five.

    24. Re:This isn't a big deal by morcego · · Score: 1

      This is starting to get funny. I'll do like Scott Adams, and create some statistics of my own.

      According to a recent study from some very important scientists (which are important, but not enough to make me remember their names), 80% of all statitics are faked (including this one).

      Also, on that same study, the number for the opening of these movies are slightly different. SpiderMan opened on exactly 13 theaters, on the same time, at a given sample time point. A different number shows up for AOTC. It opened on exactly 5 theaters, on a single, but different, time point.

      Anyone cares to provide with any other statisticaly irrelevant data ?

      :-)

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    25. Re:This isn't a big deal by morcego · · Score: 1

      (I think I read somewhere that he was demanding THX-certified sound systems) I don't know about AOTC, but that certaly was the case for Episode 1.

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    26. Re:This isn't a big deal by TwinkieBoy · · Score: 1

      So true. When you have bad acting along with a script that sounds like it was written by a 12 year old girl...

    27. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiderman just had more hype...

    28. Re:This isn't a big deal by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Doesn't anyone think it interesting that in its second week, Star Wars beat Spider Man in its fourth week?

    29. Re:This isn't a big deal by PythonOrRuby · · Score: 1

      Not to mention all of the dead pilots in Phantom Menace, from the ship Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan arrive on, to the Naboo starfighter pilots who die either getting to their ships, or die in flight.

    30. Re:This isn't a big deal by rworne · · Score: 1
      I haven't seen the longer movie=fewer showings argument justified yet.
      This was tried back when Top Gun was in the theaters. It was a big hit at the time and Sylvester Stallone's new movie Cobra had some time shaved off of it so they could get one more showing per day per screen. It'd didn't help much really, you need to fill those seats as well. Besides, Cobra sucked rocks.
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    31. Re:This isn't a big deal by tiredwired · · Score: 1

      Coming soon:
      Spiderman Returns: Starring George Clooney!

      Star Wars rules!

    32. Re:This isn't a big deal by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Dude, you got Claire Danes with crazy NHO's in the rain. What more could you ask of a movie like Spiderman? All you get in AOTC is Natalie Portman's bare midriff. Which one has more spank potential?

    33. Re:This isn't a big deal by AgentGray · · Score: 1

      I dunno. In AoTC, I saw a lot of Jedi drop to the ground.

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    34. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      More importantly, religion isn't religion to some of us.

    35. Re:This isn't a big deal by arivanov · · Score: 2

      That is besides the fact that:

      Let's face it: Harrison Ford was the only decent actor to play a major role in the first trilogy. With all due respect to Sir Alec Guiness, his screen appearance does not really span all of the first three movies. The rest of the cast in the first episodes are hardly worth mentioning.

      And I agree. The attempt at cleansing Han Solo in the "remaster" was disgusting. Not just the scene with the shot. The scene where he was trying to explain himself to Jabba. Shudder... Yuk... In the original version he was doing everything he could not to explain himself and not to cough up.

      Actually, that Han Solo did not need to explain himself. He shot first, provided explanations later.

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    36. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't think spiderman was that great.. and that was before I saw AoTC. It was way too comic bookish, and I'm not a fan of comic books. AoTC was the better movie imo, and I think it may even be better than Jedi was.

    37. Re:This isn't a big deal by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I thought Django "Reinhardt" Fett was pretty "cool" with his flame-throwing guitar and everything ;-)

    38. Re:This isn't a big deal by thelexx · · Score: 1

      "There is a very insightful point in the article describing how the re-mastered Star Wars has Greedo shoot Han Solo first, making it look like Han Solo acted in self-defence, and effectively 'nicing' up his character. In the original, he shoots first. In the new movies, only robots get shot."

      OK, I'm lame and it's OT, but this _really_ pisses me the fuck off. Between this, the fact that the original movies STILL haven't been released on DVD, and the fact that the original unmodified VHS versions aren't available new anymore, if I were ever to meet Lucas I would want to say "You pompous, greedy control freak, get out of my way" rather than "Thanks for the movies man, you rock".

      Pissed LEXX

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    39. Re:This isn't a big deal by BLiP2 · · Score: 1

      Either way, the whole metric is stupid and irrelevant. There are too many other factors in play.

      For example, I've seen the movie twice, once while at school and again at home with some friends. The screen I saw it on the first time was a huge digi-screen in a huge megaplex. The second time I saw it in a small theare which was close to 1/4 the size of the first one. So different screens bring in different amounts of revenue. Additionally, the price of a movie at school is $10, while at home it's only $7.50.
      If a movie shows on 150 screens, at 150 people each, at $7.5 per ticket in one region, thats
      150*150*7.5 = $168,750 per day
      If in another region it opens on only half as many screens, but in theatres which are on average 3 times as big, at at $10 per ticket
      75*3*150*10 = $337,500 per day (twice as much)
      Also, consider differences in time, in which a slightly shorter movie can be shown a few extra times per day on the same number of screens. One could argue that since two movies open across the same theatres, the differnces should affect both films equally. However, two million movies goers paying 6 or 7 dollars each in the midwest may, in general, have different tastes than 12 million people paying 10 dollars each in the northeastern metropolitan areas.

      As I think someone mentioned in an earlier story, box office grosses are mainly just marketing tools. There's little consistency in how the data is gathered

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    40. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirsten Dunst, not Claire Danes. And spank potential? C'mon, you can be more tasteful than that.

    41. Re:This isn't a big deal by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      In fact, I'd say the new movies are much MORE violent than any of the original three. Think about the scene in ANH in the cantina where Obi-Wan chops off that creature's arm. We don't even see it happen!

      Now we have Annakin decapitating Sandpeople, fly creatures getting mashed by machinery and chopped in half, Qui-Gon Jinn getting a lightsaber through his chest.

      Lots of implied violence is now shown, and there is a lot more detail. And there is a lot more than just people getting shot with lasers.

      mark

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    42. Re:This isn't a big deal by Bladerunner2037 · · Score: 1

      dude, that's Kirsten Dunst, and it's all I need to go see the movie...sure has grown up quite nicely since "Interview with the Vampire" eh?

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    43. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have not seen either movie (I *am* an adult), but since when is one mega-hype outselling another mega-hype such a big deal?

      This is hardly the same as everyone ignoring the Star Wars movie and going to see My Dinner With Andre.

    44. Re:This isn't a big deal by ADRA · · Score: 2

      After 5 Spider-man moves, one would think the same thing. Ex. Superman, Starwars.

      Can anyone name any really long running series of movies that truly surpased or even maintained the momentum of past movies that have lasted this long? Just be glad that it isn't another Jason X...

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    45. Re:This isn't a big deal by Partisan · · Score: 1

      There was no THX at the theater where I saw it.
      When I first realized this I was tempted to ask for my money back and then goto a theater that had THX. IMHO it's just wrong to see STAR WARS on anything less (at least the first time).
      Then I realized that the movie was so bad that THX would not have made any difference.
      Had it not been for my 8-year old son I probably would have walked out.
      My 11-year old daughter and I had to entertain ourselves during the movie by playing MST3K while we watched. It was fun for us, my son didn't notice (Yoda's Jackie Chan impression had him dazzled), and nobody else was sitting close enough to hear our running commentary.

    46. Re:This isn't a big deal by sahala · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree, but had trouble pinpointing exactly why the new Star Wars movies weren't as good as their predecessors.

      ...

      There is no 'cool' guy to offset all the earnest Jedi assholes -- who are basically divinity students -- and just a little more exciting. It's like Beverly Hills Cop without Eddy Murphy.

      I agree with the article you linked to...

      I also at first had trouble pinpointing what I didn't like about AotC. After talking about it over a few beers I realized that one main difference between Ep I and II and the original three is that there is no team in the new movies.

      In Ep. III to V, we had a constant team: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Chewie, and the two droids. In story-telling reality it was really the "team" against the Empire -- the Rebellion and characters were just a backdrop. Although the main characters at times were separated and went on their own individually, they consistently re-unified and it was obvious that each character mattered to the other (even c3p0 -- R2 definitely showed a lot of love to that dude).

      Now in the newest movies there is some attempt at a consistent team but it's really a movie about individuals. Everyone has their own path and obviously their own destiny, and some of these paths are interwoven, but I still came away from the movie feeling that the characters' relationships with each other weren't cohesive The Jedi are divine know-it-alls who see all but know nothing, Amidala's struggling with work-life balance, Anakin's got growing pains and testosterone surges, and Yoda's been watching too much kung-fu. At no point did I feel like celebrating because as a team they accomplished anything. Everyone's a hero.

      A cohesive portrayal of a team isn't a necessary ingredient for a movie, although we do see this in Fellowship of the Rings. But if Katz wants to point out anything that relates to society/culture/humanity he can point to this concept, not the post-9/11 world order.

    47. Re:This isn't a big deal by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

      More importantly - this is just movies guys, NOT religion.

      Heretic! Burn him!

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    48. Re:This isn't a big deal by merc_sa · · Score: 1


      of course Darth Vader has nothing to do with it,
      right? ;o) (Given it's two actors that give
      him life instead of just one)

      what made Han Solo so much more interesting
      as a hero was his unapologetic nature. His
      primary concern at the beginning of the movie
      was cold hard cash ;o) The revisionist BS
      made him look like a choir boy with a
      broomstick stuck in his bum like P^HLuke..

      Of course the Deathstar trench scene was THE
      chase scene to beat in its time. Otherwise,
      star wars is just another garden variety
      "buck rogers".

      It was sad to see pimple face teenagers waving
      around lightsticks like idiots. It's absolutely
      vomit inducing to see the piimple face teenagers
      grow up to be rotund balding idiots waving
      light sticks about some crummy movies.. yech.

      (and don't get me started on the fat ones that
      decides to dress up as Leia.. and I don't mean
      just the girls)

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    49. Re:This isn't a big deal by TygerFish · · Score: 1

      I think your choice of example pretty much defines your/our degree of being out of touch with current (junk) culture.

      You mentioned, 'My Dinner With Andre,' and I realized I actually know what you're talking about and why it's good.

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    50. Re:This isn't a big deal by terpia · · Score: 2

      yes, that's right. If everyone here went to go see My Dinner With Andre ~ the very universe would collapse onto itself. A very bad thing indeed, unless of course you have a reservation at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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    51. Re:This isn't a big deal by benp_85 · · Score: 1

      how about james bond? that's still going strong.

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    52. Re:This isn't a big deal by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      This is really a weird. When you think about it, AoTC and Spiderman are both competing for the same market (Gen-x geeks). It's nice to see that a movie actually won out over a Star Wars movie. I liked AoTC, but Spiderman was even better.

      Now, I dissagree with Katz: Spiderman was hyped even more than AoTC.

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    53. Re:This isn't a big deal by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      While he is wrong about epII - think about epI for a minute. We don't see pilots scream in death. We dont see any Gungans die in the battle on Naboo. The only living beings that die in Ep1 are starfighter pilots and Darth Maul (and that's okay 'cause he's a Bad Guy). The fighter pilots don't count, they're not real people - they're extras, you never see their face, so to Hollywood they don't really exist.

      Every Disney movie in the past 10 years has been more violent then Ep1.

    54. Re:This isn't a big deal by BLiP2 · · Score: 1

      doh! Forgot to multiply by number of showings per day. I shouldn't try to be all smart with numbers right after crawling out of bed. I also should try to get up earlier than 2PM.

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    55. Re:This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just go get him, you are the most powerful force in the 2 universes.

    56. Re:This isn't a big deal by saviorsloth · · Score: 1

      always too late for modding... curses..
      anyway: "most certainly a lot less 'We'll love it regardless' fanatics than AOTCs." yeah, everyone loved episode 1 regardless. oh wait that's right, it totally sucked and very few people would say that they "love it" or even particularly care for it. Episode 2 on the other hand, for all its flaws, is a genuinely interesting movie (darth sidius=palpatine? count dooku working *with* the siths to control the republic? siths playing the entire frickin' jedi council for fools? damn) Spider-man, on the other hand, is a nice action movie. period.
      just because you don't particularly care for it doesn't make the people who do mindless fanatics.

    57. Re:This isn't a big deal by unitron · · Score: 2
      "The biggest reason Spiderman is doing well *I think* is because there are a lot of people who have been waiting 20 years for it to come out."

      More like over 35 years. Spiderman's been around since at least 1965, although at this late date some of my memories from those years tend to blur together, although I'm pretty sure he was post Fantastic Four and Howlin' Commmandos and pre-Daredevil (and much before Silver Surfer), though I'm not sure about The Avengers. Need to go get that box out of the attic and check copyright dates.

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    58. Re:This isn't a big deal by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I never once stated that AOTC is for mindless fanatics, but rather that they could rely on the hardcore fans regardless (I mean, seriously, after episode 1 you would think that the fans wouldn't be there to stand in line to watch it at the 12:01 opening : Shouldn't they have to be re-earned? Nope, they were there as early as possible buying tickets, and then standing in line). I haven't even seen AOTCs, and though people seem to be coming out with differing takes on it, it sounds like it's a credible movie.

    59. Re:This isn't a big deal by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      LOL, woops, they're both hot and I get them mixed up occasionally.

    60. Re:This isn't a big deal by James+Ray+Kenney · · Score: 1

      I guess you did not see her on the way to Tatoene(spelling?,) in that white outfit... It must have been COLD in that ship :-)

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  4. Of course, Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This could be because the Spider-Man marketing and hype campaign began before Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was released.

    1. Re:Of course, Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      ...and it opened on 7000 screens where SW didn't open on nearly as many. Once again Katz tries to see everything as some big conspiracy or movement.

      ObSTFUK: Shut the fuck up Katz!

    2. Re:Of course, Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its no one's 'fault.' He's still making pots of money, so why should he care. Eventually, everyone will go to see it.. whether or not they do in the first 2 weeks doesnt matter in the end.

      Also, I agree with Lucas' efforts. I usually watch movies at quality theatres.. on the odd time that I go to another theatre, the quality difference is sometimes amazing.

    3. Re:Of course, Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just shut up. It's a movie. Should we really care why?

  5. It's very simple, really. by Limburgher · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was no Spider-Man: Episode I.

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    1. Re:It's very simple, really. by Spudley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [quote]There was no Spider-Man: Episode I.[/quote]

      No... but there probably will be. :-/

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    2. Re:It's very simple, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiderman EP 1 Preview--Spiderman bitch slaps Jar Jar silly.

    3. Re:It's very simple, really. by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      Spiderman is a good movie, but it just will not stand the test of time. I am sure it will have a few sequels, like Superman and Batman but the movie is bound to become dated. Think of how the Batmobile and the costumes looked on the TV show. That wasn't good enough for the movies, Batman had to be encased in armor and look tougher. Now no one really thinks much about them. Spiderman like most other movies is appealing to the fads of the here and now. Star Wars on the other hand is timeless. Lucas has managed to get people to ignore common stereotypes for heroes. Who would have though little Yoda could kick ass, Luke and Vader were not all that buff. I think this is the same reason that the Lord of the Rings is still popular in book and now movie forms. It is a timeless epic of good verses evil. Years from now all 6 Star Wars movies will have been made and this whole debate will be long forgotten. I am sure my children will still be watching them with the same excitement that we grew up with watching the original trilogy.

    4. Re:It's very simple, really. by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I am sure my children will still be watching them with the same excitement that we grew up with watching the original trilogy.

      And this leads to the question I have been wondering about for my (future) kids. Do I show them episodes IV-VI and then I-III? Or do I go chronologically? Which would be more fun?

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    5. Re:It's very simple, really. by Myrmidon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, you go chronologically... in the order they were made. IV, V, VI first. Anything else would be lame.

      VADER: (in ep V)
      No, *I* am your father!

      LUKE:
      Oh, yeah, I read that in history class.

    6. Re:It's very simple, really. by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Definitely... that part in ep5 gave me shivers... I wouldn't want it spoiled by knowing Anakin == Vader for the first four movies...

    7. Re:It's very simple, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where they fucked up on Vader's design. He should have been super buff! Big-ass robot muscles and shit.

    8. Re:It's very simple, really. by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      VADER: (in ep V)
      No, *I* am your father!

      LUKE:
      Oh, yeah, I read that in history class.

      Yeah, there's that, but I think that giving-away stuff is a little worse when you watch it with IV-VI first???

      As in,

      ANAKIN: I'm going to be the most powerful Jedi ever!

      AMIDALA: No shit, we're gonna give birth to twins named Luke and Leia, you'll turn evil and kill all the Jedi, I'll die when the kids are young, Leia will be raised by royalty on Alderaan and Luke will be raised by his step-uncle on Tatooine. He'll meet Obi-Wan and-- long story short-- you as Darth Vader will throw Palpatine who is now Emperor into a pit to his death in order to save Jedi Luke.

      =)

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    9. Re:It's very simple, really. by HamNRye · · Score: 2

      Watch Part 1 and then 4,5,6. (***k Roman numerals). There are quite a few continuity lapses. Granted, there's still two more episodes to go, but this will probably exasperate the situation, not improve it.

      Besides, how do you explain to the kids that the effects keep getting worse?? "Daddy, why do they fly those crappy looking X-wings instead of the Mega-fly 2000??" (Available in toy stores now.)

      I still cannot help but think of TPM as having the same relevance as loving home movies of Hitler. "Anakin's soooo cute. I wnt to marry him and commit genocide, blow up planets, serve an evil emperor, and kill my employees with my mind at whim."

      Quite frankly, each successive movie has gotten lighter and lighter. No real dark forces, just cutesy and cuddly. Return of the Jedi was littered with those ***king Ewoks, and for the first 45 minutes they comprised our heroes "Dire Peril". The rest was faceless StormTroopers (who got done away with so comically they lost the ability to frighten) and Giant tanks who could be demolished by Evolved Himilayan Cats.

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    10. Re:It's very simple, really. by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Hehe...I went for three years beleiving it was a lie, too. Well why wouldn't it be? Darth Vader was eeeevil, of course he lies. :)

    11. Re:It's very simple, really. by unitron · · Score: 2
      "Think of how the Batmobile and the costumes looked on the TV show. That wasn't good enough for the movies,..."

      It wasn't even good enough for the comic books of the time. The television show would have had to have been a lot better for me to have been able to work up enough interest to be severely disappointed at what they did to a good comic book.

      On second thought George Barris didn't do all that bad a job on the car. But the rest of it stunk on ice (except for the Yvonne Craig-shaped scenery 2nd or 3rd season).

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    12. Re:It's very simple, really. by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Now wait a minute, this assumes (though it is possible) that George Lucas will "reveal" in episode III that Ankikin becomes Darth Vader. For all we know, Episode III could end on a dark note as Empire did, with two jedi hurridly shuttling Luke and Leia to their respective adoptive parents, Obi Wan leaving Anikin for dead after their great battle and Padme/Amidala dead, possibly as a result of the fight between Obi Wan and Anikin. The only real problem is that the Jedi council has to discover 1) the emperor is in power and is killing off the Jedi 2) That he would have interest in Anikin's children.

      The only reason we know that Anikin is Vader is because we saw Eps. IV V and VI. There is no need to assume that Ep III will explicitly state that Anikin becomes Vader.

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    13. Re:It's very simple, really. by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      Besides, how do you explain to the kids that the effects keep getting worse?? "Daddy, why do they fly those crappy looking X-wings instead of the Mega-fly 2000??" (Available in toy stores now.)

      I bet a 6 year old kid wouldn't get caught up in the latest special effects. Especially since Star Wars does a darn good job of not looking totally cheesy even though it's dated.

      mark
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  6. Note to Jon Katz: by wedg · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If you want to read what really good journalism sounds like, pick up Great Shark Hunt, but Hunter S. Thompson, or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, by same, or Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72.

    Stop writing all this crap that a) says nothing, b) is as in-tune with your readers as a waffle and c) is just plain poorly written.

    Thanks,
    Loyal Slashdot Reader

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    1. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree. Jon Katz, your articles are nothing but wind music. Plenty of bluster, very little substance.

    2. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by johnwbyrd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Amen brother. Somebody please mod this guy up.

    3. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wedg you will probably be modded down for that but you don't deserve to be. I didn't see the author of the story at first, I just saw a whole lot of bullshit worthy of a psychology grad student who likes the sound of his own voice and thought "must be katz".

    4. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Whenever I start reading a Katz article it all blurs into "and so, blah blah Blah blahblah Blah Blah blah blah". I really would like to read his articles impartially but they're just droning and boring. Maybe I will have to remove him from the list of authors I can read. The problem is, I really DID enjoy the Hellmouth series, but it seems he has been trying to carry himself on that legacy for the last couple of years without adding anything interesting. Then when I go back and think about it, he didn't add anything to the Hellmouth series at all. The interesting part of it was the comments by the posters themselves about how they were being blacklisted and abused. Hemos could have posted that story and it would have had the same impact.

    5. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother. Somebody please mod this guy up.

      I would, except then my modding privileges would be revoked forever.

    6. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hit the nail right on the head... This article is not even worth the time it takes to read it.

      And yes, Hunter S. Thompson is a GOD.

    7. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I can see it now - "Fear and First-Posting in Las Slashdot"....

      "We can't stop here! This is troll country!"

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    8. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey buddy, I don't know about you, but I love waffles!

    9. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Jelloman · · Score: 1
      Stop writing all this crap that a) says nothing, b) is as in-tune with your readers as a waffle and c) is just plain poorly written.

      Hear, hear! And poorly researched besides. Nowhere did Katz mention, as gobs of mainstream articles do, that the marketing effort for AotC was substantially reduced from Episode I's, and it had way less hype than Spider-Man. Personally I saw Spider-Man ads on billboards and the sides of buses about ten times more than AotC ads.

      Other Occam's razor points in favor of AotC:
      • AotC opened on a lot fewer screens, because Lucas required any opening weekend screen to show it for at least 4 weeks;
      • AotC is a longer movie by twenty minutes, so it can't show as many times;
      • Spider-man had no significant competition, whereas AotC was up against Spider-man; and
      • if Spider-man really had a negative impact on AotC, why did Episode II have a better opening than Episode I?

      Rebutting Katz is so easy it's boring. Yawn.
    10. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      although the name-dropping is really impressive, maybe you should post something related to the topic rather than ANOTHER post saying that jon katz is crap. There are dozens of posts like this when he posts a story, so you're not exactly being original. It's easy to criticize others but doing so doesn't really bring anything interesting to the forum.

    11. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by wedg · · Score: 1

      This is the funny part. I posted it at Score: 1, and this is what happened: Moderation Totals: Offtopic=1, Flamebait=1, Troll=2, Insightful=6, Informative=1, Overrated=3, Total=14. And of course, the score is still: 1.

      At any rate, I just hope some people actually go out and read some HST. There's a lot of really smart people reading /., but when it comes to being exposed to the world, many aren't very well read at all.

      We all know what's *not* good writing, I just wanted to suggest some writing that is.

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    12. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jon katz is crap.

    13. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by Yorrike · · Score: 2
      Agreed.

      And futher to your points, does Katz even realise that there's a world outside of the US? Yes, yes, the movies are made in the US, that's all well and good, but heros draped in American flags, believe it or not, tend to alienate and annoy audiences outside America.

      Has anyone got the WORLDWIDE sales figures on Spiderman and AoTC? I'm sure Worldwide attendance to AoTC will be far more telling.

      I'm not concerned if the director thinks the US is the greatest country on earth, I and hundred of millions of non-americans disagree and have had enough of patriotism being rammed down our throats by movie makers.

      Get over yourselves - Katz AND you Hollywood movie makers - and realise that a majority of people who see your work are not of the American persuasion.

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    14. Re:Note to Jon Katz: by wedg · · Score: 1

      Get over yourselves - Katz AND you Hollywood movie makers - and realise that a majority of people who see your work are not of the American persuasion.

      If only Hollywood movie makers read Slashdot. Hell. I'm not even sure Katz reads Slashdot.

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  7. A better explanation by dfalgoust · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think a better explanation is that Spider-Man is better written and better directed than Attack of the Clones. Occam's Razor and all that.

    Oh, and dare I dream...first post?

    1. Re:A better explanation by argel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think a better explanation is that Spider-Man is better written and better directed than Attack of the Clones. Occam's Razor and all that.

      When you have good actors but the acting is lackluster, that's defintely the director's fault. Weak script with even weaker directing. I actually thought Episode I was better, even with Jar Jar Binks. Darh Maul was certainly better than any villan in AoTC.

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    2. Re:A better explanation by srmalloy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I think a better explanation is that Spider-Man is better written and better directed than Attack of the Clones. Occam's Razor and all that.

      And the fact that Attack of the Clones opened in 1000 fewer theatres than Spider-Man did has nothing to do with its lower box office numbers. Nope.
    3. Re:A better explanation by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Occam's Razor, indeed. And I agree with you. But it's fairly un-rigorous to just leave it at "better written and better directed." The person who writes the articles for a living probably wants to figure out why it's better written and better directed. Having a better writer and a better director is much of the story, of course, but there is often something behind the lesser writing and direction.

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    4. Re:A better explanation by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      ...and, as was pointed out previously, spider-man opened against... not much else. Star Wars opened against spider-man...

      Katz's arguments are interesting, but the fact that spider-man made more money faster than AoTC doesn't necessarily prove his arguments.

    5. Re:A better explanation by eam · · Score: 1

      I think the villains in AoTC were more real as villains, because it isn't entirely clear that they believe they are wrong or evil. I wasn't convinced that they were doing what they did out of self-interest. Rather it appeared that they honestly believed that what they were doing was for the good of all. This may in deed be the case for Chancellor Palpatine as well.

      This may make for a less exciting movie. It may also make it more difficult for one to know who the bad guys are. However, it is closer to reality where even the evil people often strongly believe they are doing "the right thing".

    6. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and dare I dream...first post?

      I can't believe a first post troll got to (Score:5, Insightful). Don't the moderators actually read the comment?!!

    7. Re:A better explanation by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      It probably does (assuming that fact is true), but you'd think, at lesat provisionally, that there would be some rhyme and reason to why theaters didn't open Clones as big as they did Spider-man. Perhaps because they knew something about Clones that we don't, or perhaps the success of Spider-Man, which could open in lots of theaters because it was largely unopposed by other big pictures, meant that it kept many of the theaters that Clones would have otherwise opened on if it had run unopposed.

    8. Re:A better explanation by Makaer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is clearly the case. Attack of the Clones failed on multiple fronts, and all of them could have easily been corrected via direction or writing.

      First of all, the love story in AotC's was horrible. Padme may as well show up on Jerry Springers "Power Crazed Sociopaths and why we love them". No one watching the movie could understand why Padme didn't run screaming the second stalker-jedi-boy starts drooling on her.

      Spider-man's love story on the other hand made more sense. MJ may have been sketched out by Peter Parker's obsession for her, but she wasn't because he showed genuine caring towards her, something she was lacking (her father yelling at her, her boyfriends being shallow, etc.). This was believable.

      Second big complaint. Who was the villian of Attack of the Clones? Dooku? You gotta be kidding. This guy didn't lie to anyone. He didn't appear to do anything really bad except maybe sit by and watch the 'execution'. He explained to Obi Wan his reasons, asked him to join up, Obi Wan said 'no, I'm not with you I'm against you', so what's he gonna do? The only implication that this guy is suppose to be evil is Yoda saying he's using the dark side of the force. But Anakin is suppose to be the one to bring balance, which implies that you need just as much dark side as light side. Again, it never clearly shows Dooku as being 'the bad guy'.

      In Spider-Man the Green Goblin blows people up to get his way.

      I am all for a more indepth story than 'hero fights bad guy', but shoving that all in a 2 hour movie is difficult, and Lucas has shown he can't even do it in a series this time around. If I want depth I'll read the book, it's a much better medium for such a thing.

      Oh and lastly, I have to say, the Anakin in Phantom Menance and the Anakin in AotC's is so amazingly different it's unbelievable. Cute, friendly, helpful to strangers turns into power-crazed sociopathic mass murdering stalker. Man, Obi-Wan really fucked up his training!

    9. Re:A better explanation by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and i'm sure demand has nothing to do with AOTC opening in 1000 fewer theatres than Spider-Man....

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    10. Re:A better explanation by p7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Spider-Man was a decent film. Pretty much your average summer action film. I haven't seen AotC yet, but I doubt either one is a directorial masterpiece. Here are a few reasons (in my opinion of course) why Spiderman did better.

      1) It got off the blocks first. It didn't have to share it's first two weekends with AotC. Obviously with Spider-Man being as popular as it was, someone people were watching it when they would have gone to AotC if it had been the only game in town.

      2) George Lucas burned us with Phantom Menace. Many people were not happy with the PM, and decided to wait a bit before seeing AotC. He also released way too many trailers.

      3) Running time. You can't show AotC as many times in a day as you can with Spider-Man. Tie this in with few theaters for AotC.

      In the end, JonKatz, draws too much meaning out of what is pretty much simple economics. Both are probably decent movies. I highly doubt that people are staying from AotC, because of Pomposity, self-indulgence or self-references. Spider-Man sated a bit our appetites for a big action film.

    11. Re:A better explanation by johann6 · · Score: 1

      There was a villian in ATOC?
      I thought it was just a sparring partner for yoda.
      Very lame count dooka.

      Han Solo would have shot him.

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    12. Re:A better explanation by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Darth Maul was interesting for exactly two reasons: cool make-up/costume and Ray Park's incredible acrobatic talents. Otherwise he was a cypher. There was nothing to him that couldn't be found in the hundreds of faceless Stormtroopers from Episode IV: Light-saber fodder.

      Did we learn anything about Maul? Do we know anything about his motivations? In reality, Darth Maul was less of a character than his lightsaber.

      Dooku, Jango Fett and Palpatine were more interesting for the reasons stated, and we still got to see some kick butt action. Who imagined Yoda could be so awesome a fighter back in the days when he was a Muppet?

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    13. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't, actually.

      According to http://www.the-numbers.com/ Spider-Man made more money per theatre. In other words, if it did show in the same number of theatres, AOTC wouldn't have grossed more than Spider-Man.

      Maybe some people didn't want to see AOTC (like me), and maybe the theatres showed it fewer times per day than Spider-Man. AOTC has a longer run time.

    14. Re:A better explanation by eam · · Score: 1

      Dooku in particular appeared terribly conflicted. Note that he seemed to go out of his way to avoid seriously injuring the jedi's that he fought (well, Anakin might disagree). It really appeared as if he felt he was being forced to fight against his will, and that he regretted the injury to both Kenobi and Anakin.

    15. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Cute, friendly, helpful to strangers turns into power-crazed sociopathic mass murdering stalker

      You sir, obviously have no experience with teenagers! :)

      The love story in AOTC was tres lame. My wife and I both almost went into simultaneous projectile vomiting when Anikin fell off the giant tick-cow and pretended to be hurt. Yeow! I'm getting queasy just thinking about it!

    16. Re:A better explanation by thud2000 · · Score: 1

      I think you have hit the nail on the head with your last statement. This whole series of films was supposed to show how Anakin becomes Vader - but Lucas blew it. It looks like the transformation actually happened at some indeterminate point between Menace and Clones, because the Anakin we see in AOTC is already, for all intents and purposes, Vader without the mask.

      Not that I disliked the movie, though - the last hour pretty much saves it for me.

    17. Re:A better explanation by argel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree that in depth Darth Maul was pathetic, but he was obviously a dangerous opponent, as Qui-Gon found out. There was no one who stood out as a serious immediate threat in that same way in AoTC. The whole Dooku sequence at the end was just weak. Obi-wan can kill Darth Maul but not Dooku??? Obi-wan fell too easily (I'd say the same about Anakin if it wasn't for his stupidity).

      The Yoda battle was just disapointing. In fact I thought there was one seen in which both Dooku and Yoda had their light sabers locked where I could swear all Dooku had to do was slide his down Yoda's to kill him. And how is it that Yoda has to struggle to hold that "pillar" up when later on in Ep5 he tells Luke that size matters not?

      I do not think Dooku was being nice to Obi-wan, et. al. either. The ending seems to make it pretty clear that things went according to plan -- recall that Dooku says something like "I have good news, we are at war". Basically, he was playing the Jedi for fools -- recall the line about the Republic ruled by a Sith and that he (Dooku) was fighting against that. That fits into the cliche of "the best lie is one cloaked in truth". At the end we see him reporting the good news that they are at war to Darth Siddius -- who is presumably Palpatine.

      So the truth is that the Republic is lead by a Sith; the lie is that Dooku is working against these dark forces since at the end we learn he is actually working for them (actually, very high up, maybe the #2 man).

      The main thing I want to know is if part of the plan was that the Jedi would track the bounty hunter down, find the clones, and basically have things go the way they did in the movie. In other words, how much of AoTC was part of the plan and how much was "winging it." Based on the ending you have to believe that a lot of it was part of the plan (i.e. they had to be counting on the Jedi to learn about the clones).


      It's a good story adapted into a weak screenplay made even worse by bad directing, especially in regards to acting (if you have good actors and the acting is bad then it is the director's fault).

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    18. Re:A better explanation by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      Rather it appeared that they honestly believed that what they were doing was for the good of all. This may in deed be the case for Chancellor Palpatine as well.

      I disagree on Palpatine. He's in it for the power. He tricked Jar-Jar into voting him into place to deal with the Separatists (Dooku and gang), even though he (as the Sith Lord) is Dooku's master. He's playing both sides in order to generate the conflict. Now that he has emergency powers, and control of both the clone army (as Chancellor) as well as the droid army (as Sith Lord), he can dissolve the Senate and have all the firepower to back it up. And all the while he's telling Annakin not to be told what to do and that he's the most powerful, and to let his emotions guide him... so Annakin will be able to take care of those pesky Jedi!

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    19. Re:A better explanation by rumba · · Score: 1

      I think a better explanation is that Spider-Man is better written and better directed than Attack of the Clones. Occam's Razor and all that.

      I agree here totally. Spiderman was focused, true to the spirit of the original story, and took on only what it could chew. Lucas is grappling with a beast-- he wants political intrigue, romance, mythmaking, but he sets this in a script that contains the sketchiest plot. It is really just a series of obstacles for the characters without a structure to hang it on. Another thing: acting. The acting in Clones sucks ass. McGuire and Dunst trounced any performance in Clones. Christopher Lee and Samuel Jackson were barely trying. And it shows.

    20. Re:A better explanation by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      AotC was shown in 1600 fewer theatres than Spiderman, because Lucas refused to have AotC shown in theatres without digital THX sound. Demand was not the main factor.

    21. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually..the reason behind the limited release has more to do with the filter that Lucasfilm put on theaters (thx sound, picture quality, etc), and also some theaters boycotting the release due to those and other standards that Lucasfilm set.

    22. Re:A better explanation by fireant · · Score: 1
      Darh Maul was certainly better than any villan in AoTC.

      I'm sorry, but you're on crack. :) Christopher Lee was a badass. Are you telling me that Darth Maul was a better vilian than Count Dooku?

      At least in AotC, we didn't have a kid going, "Uh oh, R2, Mr Wilson is going to be pretty mad when he sees what we did to his droid army!" "Yipee! We won the battle because I pressed buttons randomly in my fighter!" "Let's try a roll, that's a neat trick!"

      Okay, sorry, that last one is the only real one. But, really, I winced everytime that kid spoke. In AotC, I winced every time Anakin was trying to be smooth with Padme, but at least the action sequences were wince-free.

    23. Re:A better explanation by beanyk · · Score: 1

      AotC was shown in 1600 fewer theatres than Spiderman, because Lucas refused to have AotC shown in theatres without digital THX sound. Demand was not the main factor.

      So? All the cinemas where I live were packed out anyway. if there were more screens, they would have been at least partly filled. Whatever the reason behind the fewer-cinemas choice, it must have had an impact.

    24. Re:A better explanation by huckda · · Score: 1

      p7 hit the nail on the head with his post. I just saw AotC yesterday for lack of an 'URGE' to:
      #1 battle idiot starwars fools dressed as jabba and the like on opening weekend.
      #2 (should be #1) wife doesn't enjoy Sci-Fi :0
      #3 love stories suck in action movies
      #4 had seen spiderman since it came out first
      and scorpion king before that so my bloodlust had been sated =)

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    25. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree most heartily with the Economics theory. However, one thing Jon said is true. I know a few 'kids' (15yrs-), who just think the movie made their head spin with too much information and thinking. I'd agree with this, but I already knew what to expect in this film and just wanted to see Yoda kicking some ass. The one thing that really grated my nerves about Lucas was the fact that he didn't give the one Bad Ass Motherfucker in the movie much of a part. I could have done with some more Mace Windu and less cliche stupid love banter.

      Both Movies Kicked Ass IMHO!!!

    26. Re:A better explanation by merc_sa · · Score: 1

      > Okay, sorry, that last one is the only real one.
      > But, really, I winced everytime that kid spoke.
      > In AotC, I winced every time Anakin was trying to
      > be smooth with Padme, but at least the action
      > sequences were wince-free.

      were you asleep during the Mario inspired factory scene?

      Don't get me started on the flying R2D2.. I'm still riled up about that.

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    27. Re:A better explanation by gartogg · · Score: 2

      "And how is it that Yoda has to struggle to hold that "pillar" up when later on in Ep5 he tells Luke that size matters not? "

      The point is the whole idea about the force being leeched from everything, and the force being unbalanced.

      The question (how much they figured out the jedi would discover) is irrelevant, because if the showdoown hadn't been there, the trade federation et al. would have taken their army somewhere else where the clones would have swept in.
      It doesn't matter that the Jedi found out about the clones, because it was made public by palpatine anyway. The war was inevitable, the important part was palpatine being in control ("I love democracy") so he could abolish the senate soon.

      Secondarily, Any sith must embrace the dark side, and Dooku knows this. he is not conflicted at all, but simply needs the Jedi to oppose him and side with Jalpatine to stage the war and have enough support to get rid of the Jedi soon.

      Of course lucas is a miserable director, herealized that he was better at co-writring after the first movie (his themes and plot are great, his dialogue and directing are miserable.) Anyway, hopefully the next one is as much better than this one than this one was better than I, so that it will approach the level that EP's IV,V, and VI were at.

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    28. Re:A better explanation by ahde · · Score: 2

      uh, 1600 fewer theaters is less demand. If there was more demand, Lucas would allow it shown in more theaters. He is trying to *increase* demand by limiting supply.

    29. Re:A better explanation by ahde · · Score: 2

      In these grazing days, every show attracts a line the first day. But a theater has to pay for the the price of the reels. That's a large initial investment. If you paid for spiderman 2 weeks ago and its still bringing in money, but you think the lines for star trek will fizzle out long before they spiderman lines do, you're not likely to put a larger investment in the smaller grossing film.

    30. Re:A better explanation by djroute66 · · Score: 1

      Written better?

      "You attack Spider-Man you attack New York!"

      Oh yeah, that's quality screen writing. There was good stuff in Spider-Man, but the Goblin's and MJ's dialogue in particular wanted me to pull out my teeth. It was much more painful then the Anakin/Padme scenes.

    31. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a quick note in reply to your comments:

      1: yes, it did get out first, but you could say that about LoTR.

      2: you are soooo right about that.

      3: AotC runs only 15 minutes longer than SM. This comment is patently false.

      However, I will agree that Lucas shot himself in the foot by demanding too much from the theatre chains. Due to his outrageous demands (I know, I am in the industry, Lucas was and is trying to monopolize the showing screens) many of the major theatres are refusing to show AotC more than four or five times a day. In a petulant show of childishness, Lucas refused to release more than one print per theatre when the major chains stood up to his demands. So, there is really no surprise that SM is doing far better than AotC. Lucas seems to think that his is the only movie in town.

      PS: I am glad to see someone talk about Campbell and film. His contribution to the study of modern mythology is often overlooked by the popular press. Thanks, Jon.

    32. Re:A better explanation by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      I don't think the discovery of the clones was necessarily part of the plan. However, obviously at some point their existence would be revealed. The beginning of the movie reveals they are already looking at building an army. The bounty hunter aspect comes in because Amidala was against creating the army, and apparently her opinion carried some weight. In either case, the Jedi didn't need to "discover" the army, as when it was done cookin', the delivery boy could just drop them off at the house. Really though, an army of 1.2 million (only 200,000 of which were ready) doesn't amount to much on a planetary, much less galactic scale, so I imagine the discovery altered the intended timeline if not the results.

      This of course assumes a bit more forethought and plot planning than Lucas may be capable of. I think the general ideas remain, but he clearly changes his mind / forgets all sorts of stuff.

    33. Re:A better explanation by Hrrrg · · Score: 1

      The reason that AOTC opened in so few theaters is that Lucas hand-picked the theaters that he would allow to show it. He only picked theaters that met his technical specifications for sound etc...

    34. Re:A better explanation by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Han Solo tried to shoot Darth Vader, and it didn't seem to work out too well for him...

    35. Re:A better explanation by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

      Remember that George Lucas doesn't want AotC appearing in any theatre that doesn't meet his "approval". That's why AotC had to open on fewer screens, because there weren't as many. Granted, if Spidey wasn't ALSO playing there might be more screens for star wars, but I doubt it'd be THAT significant... most multiplexes don't want to show just ONE movie.

    36. Re:A better explanation by unitron · · Score: 2
      "Christopher Lee and Samuel Jackson were barely trying."

      I thought Christopher Lee did pretty well for an 80 year old, and Jackson's character was an entirely different temperament from the characters he usually plays, so your reaction might have been different from what it would have been if you'd never seen him in anything before (or if the character had been played by a medium sized ordinary-looking white guy).

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    37. Re:A better explanation by MarkedMan · · Score: 1

      Demand didn't have anything to do with AOTC opening in fewer theatres. Of course theatre owners would want to book the sure thing (the fifth star wars movie - remember, even the movie in the series we all love to hate, The Phantom Menace - is the second biggest grosser of all time). But they couldn't book it on every screen because Lucas demanded a minimum level for sound system, projection quality and a maximum ambient noise level. If you look at the IMDB numbers, the average for the first star wars days is over 25K per screen, not as good as the first spiderman weekend (31K+), but significantly better than the second (19K+). and as someone already pointed out, Spidey squeezes in an extra show per screen each day, maybe even two.

    38. Re:A better explanation by jethro200 · · Score: 1

      No. I doubt it did. I would be willing to bet that most of the people going to see AOTC had already heard of it, and were going to see that, wherever it was playing. It isn't some no-name movie that people just go to the theater and say "Oh - that one looks like it has a lot of peolple going to it, let's go there." Most people are going to see AOTC, not just any movie.

    39. Re:A better explanation by Cheesewhiz · · Score: 1

      "and i'm sure demand has nothing to do with AOTC opening in 1000 fewer theatres than Spider-Man..."

      Actually, I think this had more to do with Lucas' personal qualms of letting his baby show in second-class theatres. It's a view that is somewhat justified, in the sense that he was merely protecting the final projection and experiential quality of his handiwork.

      How many of us would spend years working on a cinematic creation, including millions extra for the ultimate in digital quality, and then allow the viewing experience to shoot it in the foot?

      He has a valid point...

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    40. Re:A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the words "first post" appear in a post does not mean the poster is a troll, moron. This one actually had substantive content before the throwaway first post line.

    41. Re:A better explanation by bsane · · Score: 1

      I've been mean to say this, so this thread is as good as any...

      AotC definatly opened on screens that are not THX certified. You can get a list of THX theaters from THX's web site (check google). According to the site there is only 1 theater in NoVA with THX, but I did noticed that theaters that I would swear were THX 2-3 years ago in Sacramento are no longer on their site.

      This leads me to my rant. Here in Norther Virginia ALL theaters suck! Theaters boil down to sound, screen, and comfort. Here in NOVA you can only have 1 of the 3. I saw AotC at a digital screen. The picture was great, but the sound was awful, and the seats were terrible (uncomfortable, made noise (400 squeaky chairs!!)), and they apparently didn't have AC. Another theater I go to has great comfort, medicore screens and crappy sound. I could go on, but you get the point. In CA it was easy to find a theater that had it all...

  8. Dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Wars is in 20% less theatres then Spider-man, and is also a longer feature meaning it gets shown less times per day. If they both sold out every single show, Spider-man would still come out way ahead due to this fact.

  9. Why? by Triskaidekaphobia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is Spider-Man's version surprisingly drubbing Lucas

    Because it isn't part of a series (yet). It can be enjoyed as a single film.
    Anyone can see Spiderman; to see AotC you probably need some interest in Star Wars otherwise it will make no sense

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or you have to find Natalie Portman attractive.

    2. Re:Why? by rainmanjag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can be enjoyed as a single film. Anyone can see Spiderman

      I strongly disagree... I think to appreciate Spiderman you had to have read/been a fan of the comic book... I have never read it nor had any interest in comic books whatsoever... And I thought the movie was absolutely terrible... it was a joke... it lacked a certain genuine quality... Spiderman swinging all the time happening to be in the exact right moment to catch whomever was plummetting to their doom only to be wisked away in his arms... it was just another in the current trend of comic-books-turned-movies... X-Men, Spiderman, and next summer it will be the Incredible Hulk... just another sellout...

      Spiderman was nothing special... not that AotC was either... but let's not start calling Spiderman something it's not...

      And please don't moderate me as flamebait... an honest opinion contrary to the popular one is not flamebait...

      -jag

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    3. Re:Why? by monksp · · Score: 1

      I don't think you've got to be a Spider Man fan to enjoy the movie, but you've got to be a fan of superhero comics in general.

      It's not supposed to be fully consistant, nor well planned out, or anything of the kind. It's not called ``Four Color Physics'' for nothing. Superhero comics have a feel all of their own, that doesn't really mesh well with any other form of print/video/audio media. If you enjoy any of it, you can get into Spidey.

      With Star Wars, it's a bit different. Yeah, if you like space opera, you can settle in and be vaguely entertained, but the current trilogy really builds on people liking the original. They're okay, but really can't stand entirely on their own. They need the first trilogy to feel like they're going somewhere.

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    4. Re:Why? by Heironymus+Coward · · Score: 1

      and also: star wars fans have been waiting about a year for AotC. the last spiderman movie was a made-for-tv jobber back in the '70s. people have been waiting longer for spiderman than AotC.

  10. NEWSFLASH: People prefer good movies... by wiredog · · Score: 1
    ...to mediocre ones. Yup. Spiderman is a better movie, and people like it more. Whoda thunk it?

    Oddly (since I've been a SW fan since it opened, when I was 10), I haven't seen either yet (due to a lack of time). But friends who have seen both like Spiderman enough to see it a second time (apparently it's a good date flick). I don't know anyone, other than a few obsessive fanboys, who want to sit through AoTC twice.

    1. Re:NEWSFLASH: People prefer good movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiderman enough to see it a second time (apparently it's a good date flick)

      It's an excellent date flick. A little bit of a love story for the chick and fun fast high-flying action for the guy. Beware though... try not to ogle Kirsten's breasts TOO much or your date may notice. All I can say is whoever was responsible for her outfits (like that nice low cut shirt at the university) deserves an academy award. :-)

    2. Re:NEWSFLASH: People prefer good movies... by Staciebeth · · Score: 1

      OK, I confess I've seen AoTC twice. But I have a good excuse -- I went to see it the second time in a theatre with digital projection. I was assured it was mnuch better, but damned if I could tell the difference. I guess looking at the world through perenially filthy glasses has gotten me so used to poor visual quality that I just screen it out...

    3. Re:NEWSFLASH: People prefer good movies... by ahde · · Score: 2

      Lucas could re-release the original star wars (and put it out on DVD the same day) and it'd probably out-sell them both.

  11. An issue of generational turnover, how? by Kalabajoui · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours."

    Uh, exactly which generation is Spiderman supposed to represent? As a GenXer it's older than me, and if I'm not mistaken, is a far older tale than Star Wars.

    1. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by FPhlyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exactly my reaction.

      I don't see "the kids" (as Katz refers to them) as "creating their own culture" out of this one. Spider-Man first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 in 1962. Hello Katz! That's a full FIFTEEN years before the first Star Wars film hit the theatre. Lets not forget the failed 70's Spider-Man TV series and the 80's cartoon version.

      Maybe "the kids" are just incapable of generating their own cultural milestones? No. Check out "The Matrix." That would be a much better argument for Katz's to use then "Spider-Man".

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    2. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! I'm a baby boomer and I'm only one of alot of people my age that were at the theater. I enjoyed the spider man cartoons, those were from my early days and I wanted to see what hollywood could do with it. After 4 star wars films I could do without that.

    3. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. And it's hardly a simple case of one generation overthrowing another. I loved the original trilogy. I got opening day tickets for Episode 1. Have I even seen Episode 2, yet? No. Episode One was so gawd-awful that I decided not to see Clones unless I heard people saying wonderful things about it. The silence has been deafening. I did see Spider Man and it was a good movie - about 100x better than Episode One.

      One generation overthrowing another? No. This is a case of Lucas overthrowing himself. Or, alternatively, the good taste of audiences winning out over pathetic cinematic drivel.

    4. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Katz is right. Spider-Man is only a couple decades old, and we all know that Star Wars happened a long, long time ago (in a galaxy far far away).

    5. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The Article is so full of obvious innacuracies like this that I have to assume that JonKatz is a troll.

    6. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the 60's cartoon with the cool theme song!

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    7. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of this analysis is just intellectual crap. I've been to see both movies with my boys, aged six and nine, and they were spellbound by both. And both movies, I'm sure, will be important touchstones for their lives, just as the original Star Wars (and other movies) was for mine.

    8. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      And the cool theme is here.

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    9. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, a film that makes tons of cash is a demarcation of generational values?

      Wither Titanic? Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings?

      And will we be saying the same when MiB2 and Matrix Reloaded start to hit the screens?

      Feh. People just like going to see them there talkies.

      And while we're on the "ton of cash = cultural icon" roll, the following from the AP Wire, about the past record-breaking Memorial Day Weekend:

      It was as diverse a weekend as moviegoers could ask for, with action blockbusters balanced by smart adult films and family fare. Each of the main movie ratings were represented in the top four -- "Attack of the Clones" with a PG rating, "Spider-Man" with a PG-13, "Insomnia" with an R and "Spirit" with a G.

      Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Monday at North American theaters, according to Exhibitor Relations Co. Inc. Final figures will be released Tuesday.

      1. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones," $61.2 million.

      2. "Spider-Man," $36.5 million.

      3. "Insomnia," $26.2 million.

      4. "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron," $23 million.

      5. "Enough," $17.5 million.

      6. "About a Boy," $10 million.

      7. "Unfaithful," $7.7 million.

      8. "The New Guy," $5.5 million.

      9. "Changing Lanes," $2 million.

      10. "The Scorpion King," $1.9 million.



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    10. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1
      I'm one of the GenXer "elders" who were the original Star Wars constituency, and I grew up watching "Spider-Man" on the Electric Company when I was in elementary school:

      Spider-Man!
      Where are you coming from, Spider-Man?
      Nobody knows who you are!

      How is this a generational issue?

      My issue with the new Star Wars films is that after two films, I still haven't made the emotional connection with any of the characters that I did with Luke and Han and (especially) Princess Leia when I was growing up. Ewan McGregor is starting to get there, but none of the rest of the characters have the charisma of the original set -- or of Peter Parker and Mary Jane.

    11. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by SWTP · · Score: 1

      And dont forget the 68~69 Cartoon along with the Fantastic Four.

      Or even the Corman's FF film that I think was filmed but never shown due to it being a tripple A turkey.

      I am waiting for the next and final movie to see if he has got it right. What he has said all along about how thing flow has basically come to past. The catch with AOTC is there is a lot of detail floating around in it. Like Luke and Anakin have droide parts even with cloaning since it takes a while to grow them. Etc. I do think he could trim some areas.

      No I wont go into the parallels between Lucas and Star Trek creator on marketing of their creations.

      PS: Theforce.net has a blurb that Binks will be in the next one. Yuck!

    12. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Th Matrix is aimed at Older people, not kids. It was rated R, after all.

      Maybe a better one would be Pokemon. Both the Pokemon movie and the original Star Wars were rated G or PG, thus I kid could see them without an adult around.

    13. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by dumpster_d · · Score: 1

      Maybe "the kids" are just incapable of generating their own cultural milestones? No. Check out "The Matrix." That would be a much better argument for Katz's to use then "Spider-Man".

      I think, perhaps, that "Fight Club" would be more apropos in defining a post-star wars cinematic generation.

      Of course, the 1978 release of Star Wars itself represents a complete demarcation from what was film then and what is film now. The level of detail, the technology, etc [though, it was probably inspired by "2001" in turn].

      And part of that is monstrous budgets and marketing tie-ins.

    14. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars is just a rip off of Kirasawa's "the hidden fortress" anyway.

    15. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by unitron · · Score: 2
      They have to bring back Jar-Jar so that he can be suffer the horrible death he so richly deserves for handing control of thousands of worlds over to Palpatine and setting in motion years of suffering and loss (not to mention the occasional reduction of a planet and its population to billions of little glittery bits).

      Which of course is remarkably similar to the horrible death he so richly deserves just for the abomination of existing.

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    16. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by FPhlyer · · Score: 1

      Never let an "R" rating fool you. The Matrix was marketed for 15-25-year-olds.

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    17. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by Snaller · · Score: 1


      >I don't see "the kids" (as Katz refers to them)
      >as "creating their own culture" out of this one.
      >Spider-Man first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15
      >in 1962. Hello Katz! That's a full FIFTEEN years
      >before the first Star Wars film hit the theatre.

      So? I've never read about Spiderman or seen anything about him. I wouldn't have known he got his powers by being bit if i hadn't seen the trailer.
      I'll know about Spiderman when i see the movie.

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    18. Re:An issue of generational turnover, how? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Don't complain because you are such a recluse that you have no touch with what the other 99.9% of society knows. It's not like Spiderman is some kind of secret society.

      I would guess you are 8 years old or a total social failure. This is just a guess based on the fact that anyone I have ever met at least knew that Spiderman has something to do with a spider (if you didn't catch that, you really should not reproduce).

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  12. Errr...surly its because it's not very good by 00_NOP · · Score: 2

    And "Episode One" wasn't eaxctly a thrill either.

    1. Re:Errr...surly its because it's not very good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going back and watching it, neither were the original three episodes. I mean, as a 10 year old kid they were great, but watching them today as an adult they are sorely lacking and severely lame. I'd rather watch Star Trek anyway. Star Wars is just too fantasy-laden and unbelievable.

    2. Re:Errr...surly its because it's not very good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beam me up, pig-fucker

  13. Shiny shit still stinks. by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish that Kurtz (wasn't this the name of the guy that "helped" Lucas with ep 4,5?) would make his own versions of ep 1-3. They were supposed to be much much darker and much more interesting.

    Though I hope that the "new generation" goes for the Tolkien movies rather than X-men/Spiderman/the Hulk

    1. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm afraid, since Episode I came out, Kurtz spends all his time sitting in darkened movie theatres muttering "The horror, the horror"...

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    2. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish that Kurtz (wasn't this the name of the guy that "helped" Lucas with ep 4,5?) actually I think his name was Katz.....no wait a minute that can't be right.

    3. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I wish that Lucas would have Chris Cunningham direct Espisode III.

    4. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Lawrence Kasdan?

    5. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death puts a halt to all new projects.

    6. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by greenergrad · · Score: 1

      The man you seek is Gary Kurtz.

    7. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by phriedom · · Score: 1
      Though I hope that the "new generation" goes for the Tolkien movies rather than X-men/Spiderman/the Hulk


      Can't we have both? I mean, you want to see more than 1 movie per year don't you?
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    8. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by SWTP · · Score: 1

      I hope the rumours for Ironman are true!

    9. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by taernim · · Score: 1

      Actually, Lucas's original version of Episode V (The Empire Strikes Back) was much darker, but he was advised that the public "probably wouldn't go for it."

      But I agree that SpiderMan is much older than the Star Wars saga.. It is all a matter of timing.

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    10. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, I hope it's Iron Man w War Machine.

      Rhodes is way cooler than Stark.

    11. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Lucas has similar plans for Episode III. He's stated many times in interviews that he expects Episode III to be very unpopular, if not an outright flop, because it's the darkest of ALL of them, by far... the Jedi being slaughtered, the rise of the Empire, perhaps even (this is just speculation) Amidala biting it in the course of the film.

      Of course, if it actually turns out to be that dark, I predict it will be a big hit with those who worship Empire Strikes Back because of its tone. After all, I know of at least one fellow who said that Phantom Menace should have featured scenes of the Naboo being executed en masse in Nazi-like death camps, because that would have been "really cool."

    12. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Leigh Brackett and Irvin Kershner are probaly the main reasons ESB is so good.

    13. Re:Shiny shit still stinks. by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      I doubt Amidala dies, since Leia knew her for at least some time -- vague memories of her being sad and all. I expect the third movie will not have them showing up already having had kids, that'll be something either shown, or showing that it IS going to happen sometime between Ep III and IV.

  14. Give the "kids" some credit by s20451 · · Score: 2

    I saw Spider-Man, and thought it was fun, fast, refreshing, well-written, and sensitive. Then I saw AOTC, and thought it was pedantic, saccharine, slow, and irritating.

    Give the "kids" some credit for being able to determine which movies are the most entertaining, rather than assuming that they are all following the instincts of mass culture. Also, it should be pointed out that the Spider-Man franchise is older than Star Wars by several decades.

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    1. Re:Give the "kids" some credit by pridurak · · Score: 1

      Well, a decade and a half anyway...

    2. Re:Give the "kids" some credit by trippinfool · · Score: 1

      i would have to guess that by most /.ers standards 25 (my age) would qualify me as a kid.
      i have seen both movies, when i saw spiderman it made me feel like a kid all over again.
      when i saw aotc, i was sad, not because it was so bad, but because mr. lucas has lost sight of what makes a movie great.
      i saw him on some mtv aotc special and he is just a dope, a very rich one....i can't wait to see a spidey #2!

  15. Intellectual opinion by flipip23 · · Score: 1
    I don't give a crap Jon, AoTC is a good film. I'm sure Spiderman is too.

    Now go and do something something useful, please.

    1. Re:Intellectual opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now go and do something something useful, please.

      Yeah, something really useful, like posting lame Katz-slams on Slashdot. That's so world-changing and life-affirming.

    2. Re:Intellectual opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I have to say is the hospital "love" scene in Spiderman was retarded. I totally lost interest in that part, in fact, I zoned out, and so did the other people I was with. If we have young kids hitting on women like that, there will not be any new generations to argue over things like what movie was better. Besides that, it was awesome, and any true Star Wars fan will love the AoTC movie simply because of the basis behind the movie: THE STORY. Who gives a shit if you want to see it again or not, I don't but I still think it was a good and unlike some things (Ahem:Spiderman) Accurate to the original story.

  16. New culture replacing old? by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours."

    What is this tripe? Spiderman is older than Star Wars!

    1. Re:New culture replacing old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmh, tripe...

    2. Re:New culture replacing old? by psycht · · Score: 1

      What is this tripe? Spiderman is older than Star Wars! thats a good point, but i believe he was referring the generation of movie watchers (since there were no Star Wars comics that lead to its movie release).

    3. Re:New culture replacing old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      thats a good point, but i believe he was referring the generation of movie watchers (since there were no Star Wars comics that lead to its movie release).

      "The Amazing Spiderman" ("translated" into "Spiderman" in French), dates back to 1977, and I saw it at the beginning of the 1980s.

    4. Re:New culture replacing old? by Xenopax · · Score: 2

      Seriously, and when I went to see it there were WAY more adults there than kids. And not parents who brought their kids, there were tons of adults that came either by themselves or other adults.

    5. Re:New culture replacing old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spider-Man may have been introduced in the late sixties but his only blockbuster movie was released this year. The "kids" as movie-goers seem to prefer Spidey over lil' Darth.
      Can you blame them?

  17. Re:FAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you, sir or madam, are quite correct.

    thanks.

  18. Uh, No. by johnburton · · Score: 2

    It's because episode one wasn't very good so it's put people off going to see episode 2. That's it. Duh. And what is that first paragraph trying to say. The words are English, but whole sentances make no sense.

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    1. Re:Uh, No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps that's because you can read as well as you spell.

  19. Episode 3 by coryboehne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a good chance however that with the release of episode 3, that once the series is complete you will see a major increase in not only box office revenues, but also in home video sales, I know that I for one will be buying the box set. And when one keeps in mind that the entire series is really one movie split into different parts, this is most likely one of the highest grossing movies to ever be released. In addition to this, it is a fact that sequels (and in this case prequels) historically don't generate much revenue (look at Rocky and Rambo) so when you consider the movie in light of this, I think it is pretty impressive that they were able to generate the amount of revenue that they did.

    1. Re:Episode 3 by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1



      The worst part of seeing all six of them in a row, or even just in sequence, will probably be just sitting through EP1. I didn't mind EP1 too much when I first saw it at the theatre, but after seeing it a couple times again, I can't stand it. I think ABC aired EP1 just before EP2 came out, and I switched the channel to TLC or TechTV so many times cause I was sick of everything about the movie: lines are off queue, characters switching between CG and costumes, plots long and drawn out, reactions and responses to situations are totally off the wall, the list goes on. I just hope that EP3 redeems itself even more than EP2 did, that way maybe we could just skip over EP1. Perhaps if enough time passes, Lucas could consider redesigning and refilming large portions of EP1, heh.

    2. Re:Episode 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to this, it is a fact that sequels (and in this case prequels) historically don't generate much revenue (look at Rocky and Rambo)

      I don't think I know a single person that thinks one of the Rocky or Rambo sequels was equivalent to (or better than) the original of the series (Rambo especially as it got quite rediculous). Of course, there are exceptions: Terminator 2 outgrossed Terminator (even with inflation adjustments, though obviously Terminator 2 was a much higher-budget film, too), Toy Story 2 outgrossed Toy Story. The real problem is that sequels typically aren't as good as the originals (though most will definitely say that Star Wars was not as good a movie as Empire, though Star Wars definitely made more money), and, in this case, we're looking at a movie that's received mixed reviews (for good reason imo, it definitely had it's good moments and bad ones) as a sequel to a movie that was generally disliked by it's core audience.

      Personally, I enjoyed Spider-Man and AotC equally, though for different reasons. I saw AotC a second time (digital projection was definitely worth the cost of the ticket and time to see it again), while I only saw Spider-Man the one time. I will buy them both when they're released on DVD (and thankfully AotC is scheduled for a fall DVD release, so no horribly long wait while VHS copies sit on the shelves as in the case of Ep1, which I bought primarily for completeness and the light-sabre duels at the end).

      Spider-Man was probably more well done in the end, but also wasn't as constrained by the story it was trying to tell as AotC was (and at the same time Lucas needs to outsource any attempts at romance in his movies, as these scenes really stalled the film), or the style in which it was told (it's fairly obvious in a number of ways that AotC was made in such a way as to fit well with the original trilogy in it's style, despite being such a heavily digital production). Spider-Man can not get the girl in the end (though if the series is continued and attempts to mesh with the comics at all he definitely will), because there isn't a sequel already in circulation. On the other hand, if Annakin doesn't get the girl, then we have no Luke and Leiha by the time Ep4 starts. Spider-Man can battle and overcome his demons, but if Annakin does so, then there remains an imbalance in the Force and we don't get the big white guy in the black suit with James Earl Jones' voice booming from the mask bringing quick promotions in the Empire's ranks by killing off those that fail him (or just those that bring him the news of failure).

    3. Re:Episode 3 by BTWR · · Score: 3, Informative

      In addition to this, it is a fact that sequels (and in this case prequels) historically don't generate much revenue (look at Rocky and Rambo)

      Well, first off - Rocky IV was the biggest sucesses for that franchise. So there goes that. And the list goes on and on...

      Rush Hour 2
      Next Friday
      Austin Powers 2
      Ep1 (more than ep5 and ep6 - yes I know it's not a sequel to these, but it sorta is, and also B.O. costs went up, but this guy's arguement is about "revenue," which is simply wrong)
      Friday the 13th pt. 4
      Basically all of the Kevin Smith movies vs. Clerks
      James Bond (true, not direct sequels, but after 20 episodes, the public still has an unquenchible thirst for these flicks!)
      etc.
      etc.

      These stats are all from boxofficemojo.com, by the way...

    4. Re:Episode 3 by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 1

      "though most will definitely say that Star Wars was not as good a movie as Empire"

      Interesting that you should say that. IIRC, Empire was criticized as being too dark...no upbeat ending. Along comes Return of the Jedi, with those silly teddy bears (aka Ewoks) and everyone's complaining about that.

      The series has it's faults, but I get the feeling that no matter what Lucas comes up with, it'll be trashed. Small wonder that he decided to stop at six episodes of the 9 originally planned.

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    5. Re:Episode 3 by Angram · · Score: 1

      "when one keeps in mind that the entire series is really one movie split into different parts, this is most likely one of the highest grossing movies to ever be released"

      That's not even close to reality. A sequel is not a continuation of the first movie, in nearly every instance. It is a SEQUEL not a CONTINUATION. LotR is a single movie in parts. It was shot at once and comes from a single source. Star Wars was a big hit, so Lucas made more. It was a stand alone movie. By your theory, all of the Bond movies are really just one big, ongoing, cut-up movie. That's just silly.

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    6. Re:Episode 3 by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      You're this pissed about semantics??

    7. Re:Episode 3 by FuddChuckles · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It will be interesting to see if the Spiderman sequels can hold a candle to the SW sequels. I would expect not- I'm just not convinced a comic book story can avoid growing stale and formulaic on the big screen. Batman was a great movie- dark, clever, and reflective of the original comic. The Batman sequels sucked out loud.

      I think the true test of a "generational" film will be in making good with the follow-ups. Lucas made SW a cultural phenomenon because it became more than just a movie- people could grow up with it. I think LotR could have similar success (it succeeds with the written word). And I am excited and hopeful to see if the Matrix can join the ranks as well (although, for a different and older demographic).

      I don't know what the quantitative measuring stick should be, but I'm fairly certain that ticket sales revenue is not it.

      -FC

    8. Re:Episode 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was a big hit, so Lucas made more.

      Did I miss something? I thought A New Hope was Episode 4 from the beginning. So doesn't that say that Lucas at least partly intended to create a story that took place before the time of A New Hope?

    9. Re:Episode 3 by Lucky+Dean · · Score: 1

      While you were busy picking apart the words this gentleman used in an attempt to just have something to say, I believe you failed to realize that Star Wars is a trilogy... and now a set of trilogies. Regardless of whether you call the movies prequels, sequels, whatever... they are intended to coalesce as one artistic work. Hopefully Episode 3 will lead us into darker themes and times, which would be fitting, if it keeps to SW lore. This entire argument is founded on absolute bullshit in the first place. They're movies for Christ's sake. They're intended to be watched and enjoyed, not waved around against one another like some fifth grade pissing contest. They made someone a hell of a lot of money... like most forms of mass entertainment. Let it go. If you thought Spidey made a better movie, go see it again, buy the freaking DVD when it comes out. If you like Star Wars and want to see more, they're on the way. Sheeshus...

    10. Re:Episode 3 by lemonk · · Score: 1

      Very well said. I totally agree. This is movie number 5 people :) Box office numbers don't make a movie great. Saying so just makes you another suit wearing studio lackey. Lucas is simply trying to tell the rest of the story he started in 1977 now that special effects are good enough.

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    11. Re:Episode 3 by unitron · · Score: 2
      "...look at Rocky and Rambo..."

      I'd much rather look at Rocky and Bullwinkle, thanks.

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  20. Jon, I went to your deli in NYC (Katz's) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a pistrami sandwich - it was good.
    I like the sign you hung on the wall above the table where President Clinton ate - complete with a list of what he ordered.

  21. yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And maybe the fact that the same geeks went to both filmd has something to do with it. And the fact that SpiderMan opened in MANY more thearters. I'm all for looking at social meaning where it is, but Jon, you need to realize that not EVERYTHING is a paradigm shift.

    Anyone who did the math knew that Spider-Man was going to make more money. The lucus camp came right out and said that they never expected to make that kind of money.

    Also, I found all the 'patriotic' crap in Spider-Man to be a little more heavy handed than I could stomache. The parts you outline in the film are mostly the parts of the film I sat through wondering what committee decided to add what.

  22. Fear and Loathing?!? by Black-Man · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A novel about a party weekend in Vegas that one can read in 2 evenings is good journalism?? It reads like a trashy novel... oh, wait... that's what it is!

    1. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by MaxVlast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hardly. It's a fascinating eulogy for a period that was in its closing days and an invective against the complacency of spirit that he saw replacing it.

      I'll second the earlier poster's sentiments. "The Great Shark Hunt" is a fantastic collection of some of the best journalism that I've ever read. "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved" is possibly the most apt capturing of the character of a situation that I've ever seen. It's highly recommended to all.

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    2. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the novel yet. I saw the movie, though. I actually bought the DVD. The movie is excellent. Hilarious and outrageous, just plain good story-tellin' - all qualities Jon Katz that claims are important in a movie.

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    3. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      A novel about a party weekend in Vegas that one can read in 2 evenings is good journalism?? It reads like a trashy novel... oh, wait... that's what it is!

      You mean like Catcher in the Rye?
      Don't start trashing Hunter S. Thompson just because Katz brings him up.

    4. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A novel ... that one can read in 2 evenings

      Two evenings? Does it take so long because your lips are moving?
    5. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunter S. Thompson is a GOD!

    6. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. You cannot understate what Thompson gave to American literature. Unlike Wolf who wasn't willing to actually take the plunge and explore new areas of intrest, Thompson did it with vigor. And the results showed themselves.

    7. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by tufflove · · Score: 0

      Yet another misinformed reader.....Hunter Thompson is probably one of the finest writers we are likely to see in our lifetime. A true individualist, and I seriously challenge you to find a contemporary who is his equal at crafting such prose. Just because his most famous book is the easiest to read, and to dismiss as a party masquerading as journalism, is no reason to dismiss the writer. Seriously. Get the Great Shark Hunt, a great indictment of our political "system", and see for yourself. Also see H.L. Mencken........

    8. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catcher in the Rye was written by J.D. Salinger, douchebag.

      Hunter S. Thompson is almost as big an asshole as you are.

    9. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thompson is a drunkard and a reprobate.
      And that's just from his publicity packet!

    10. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Catcher in the Rye was written by J.D. Salinger, douchebag.

      Did I imply somewhere that Catcher in the Rye was written by Hunter S. Thompson?

    11. Re:Fear and Loathing?!? by unitron · · Score: 2
      "Did I imply somewhere that Catcher in the Rye was written by Hunter S. Thompson?"

      Now that might have made it worth reading.

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  23. maybe lucas needs to do what he used to by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

    He should be more hands off - as he was in The Empire Strikes back. He wrote the story but let 2 other people write the screenplay version (Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan). He also turned over the directing and producing to others as well. Maybe this has some link to why its my favorite Star Wars

    1. Re:maybe lucas needs to do what he used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was disappointed in episode II. The CGI was good for backdrops, but for closeups of characters (yoda and that 4-armed short order cook), their skin was too shiny, the lighting was wrong, and they detracted from the plot (or would have, if there was a plot).

      the yoda fight scene seemed out of place as well. We're supposed to believe that a troll that hobbles along with a cane can whip out his light sabre and bounce around like a pinball on crack?

      TPM, AotC, HtD [Howard the Duck]. George Lucas strikes back.

    2. Re:maybe lucas needs to do what he used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should all save our money and in 20-25 years buy the rights to Episodes 1-3. Then we can have them remade right.

    3. Re:maybe lucas needs to do what he used to by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      I agree with you that they needed to drop the CG characters. Muppet Yoda looked much much better than the obviously fake CG Yoda.

      I think that most of Yoda's scenes should have had a Muppet and just use the CG for the fight.

      As for the fight - he is using the force to be able to move fast. He's such a great Jedi he can do that, but not all the time.

      Tim

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    4. Re:maybe lucas needs to do what he used to by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Maybe Yoda can always move like that, he just chooses to act a role -- we all know he's really powerful so he has no need to try to convince us. He certainly didn't play the role of the great warrior when Luke meets him the first time, did he? I think it's much more likely that it is simply an act of humility, or simple camouflage.

  24. Other factors by nagora · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Spider-Man opened on almost twice the screens AotC's did and I'll be amazed if SM makes any significent money outside the US. I've yet to meet anyone here (UK) who's interested in it despite knowing a lot of comic collectors that loved "X-Men"; it also looks awful from the trailers that have appeared in the cinemas.

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    1. Re:Other factors by zzyzx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Moreover, something people forget is that Spider-Man has been out for twice as long as AOTC. Comparing apples to apples, AOTC made 202 million over its first twelve days and Spider-Man made 232 million.

      Yeah AOTC had the advantage of Memorial Day weekend, but it also had to play against Spider-Man, where SM had a much easier field.

      I don't know if I'd draw any conclusions based on Box Office numbers, but this isn't exactly a runaway race here.

    2. Re:Other factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spider-man redefined the international opening. Sony did it better than anyone ever did before. AotC, on the other hand, has yet to open in Korea or Japan.

      --Haisan

    3. Re:Other factors by joshsisk · · Score: 2, Informative
      Spider-Man opened on almost twice the screens AotC's did and I'll be amazed if SM makes any significent money outside the US. Oh?
      The Jedi Knights captured an estimated $36.7 million from 73 countries, propelling the foreign total to $128.9 million... Sony estimated "Spider-Man" captured $18.5 million from 33 countries, elevating its foreign haul to $100.2 million, with all of Western Europe and Australia/New Zealand yet to open.
      Sounds like Spider-Man is doing okay. In fact:
      In its sophomore sessions, the webslinger registered the second biggest weekends ever (behind the same picture's first weekends) in Mexico, Brazil and Venezuela... Spidey spun an unprecedented $1.4 million in India, 24% ahead of previous champ "The Mummy Returns;" and $496,000 in Indonesia (in local currency, eclipsing prior record-holder "The Lost World: Jurassic Park's").
      Spider-Man is breaking box office records in many countries, so I think your assessment is a bit off. quotes from : http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/var iety/20020528/film_variety/film_boxoffice_overseas _dc_1
    4. Re:Other factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOTC opened on Victoria Day weekend.
      In fact, I went to see it on Victoria Day, since everything else was closed anyway.

    5. Re:Other factors by HamNRye · · Score: 2

      Another great factor to consider is that there have been soooo many news stories pointing out that Spider-Man made so much money, it must be a good movie. The same logic applied to Cannonball Run, and Police Academy II.

      Before AOtC even hit the theatres there were numerous reports that SM would do better, and our gullible public snapped it up. (Heck, even I downloaded the thing.)

      Screw it all, I'm going to see Blade II. (Downloaded that and NOW I want to see it in theatres....)

      Hammy
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    6. Re:Other factors by sidecut · · Score: 1
      You don't remember anything interesting happening on the 9th of November? How 'bout the Berlin Wall coming down? :-)

      (I know, I know, we Americans name dates differently from the rest of the world.)

    7. Re:Other factors by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

      I'll be amazed if SM makes any significent money outside the US Right, cause if we don't have it in the UK, no one else does! I guarantee you many, many Brazilians will watch the movie. Comics are very big, and everyone knows the story.

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    8. Re:Other factors by TheMCP · · Score: 2

      Frankly, I only went to see Spider Man for the opportunity to drool at Tobey Maguire for two hours, but to my surprise I rather liked it as a movie. I've never read the comic books, but my friends who had liked it too. It has good production values and is well acted. The plot was really predictable, but that didn't detract much from being able to take it as quality light entertainment.

  25. A long way of saying... by Little+Dave · · Score: 1

    ... Episode 1 was shit so the kids stayed away from Episode 2.

    Police Academy 6 didn't do so good at the box-office, but I would suspect that the reasons for this are more to do with the legacy of past mistakes than the lack of love, loss, conflict and fantasy.

  26. the answer is obvious... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Attack of the clones was ruined by the analog copying of the film... Surely it would have taken in 20Trillion in the first 2 days if you werent able to download and view a really crappy, pixelated copy off of the internet and view it for free...

    What, the movie studios don't lie... do they?

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  27. 911? by Triskaidekaphobia · · Score: 1

    Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America

    So for a film to be globally successful (read: profitable) it has to pander to the sensibilities to those still so upset by the terrorist attacks that they can't bear to see the World Trade Center depicted, innocently, on screen?

    1. Re:911? by JWW · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just wait until Katz's article about how insensitive "The Two Towers", will be.

      Its coming.

    2. Re:911? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the World Trade Center was nicknamed "the Twin Towers" as opposed to "the Two Towers."

  28. tick. tick. tick. by rob+colonna · · Score: 1

    The sound you hear is the clock running out for Star Wars bashers.

    Enough people are doing it now that it will soon be un-hip.

    In fact, someday, it may even become cool to say you like it, albeit with a knowing wink, since you still have to prove that you're clever enough to realize it's just a space opera.

    In the meantime, i'm going to see it a few more times and have a head start on all of you.

    1. Re:tick. tick. tick. by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Just" because it's a "space opera" doesn't mean that it doesn't have to be good. It still has to have a decent story and be interesting to watch.

      I actually like AoTC very much. I'm talking more about TPM. Which was complete dross. _That_ was an uninteresting movie, no matter what you call it. Attack of the Clones, despite taking way to long to get off the ground, was surprisingly good.
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  29. A simpler explanation. by fmaxwell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There may be a simpler explanation than cultural shifts laboriously hypothesized by Jon Katz:

    Spiderman is a good movie. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones is not. Would Spiderman, had it been contemporaneous, have trounced the original Star Wars or The Empire strikes Back? I seriously doubt it.

    Lucas had a simple good vs. evil story to tell in the original Star Wars. It did not require laborious scenes reminiscent of CSPAN in Space to explain. It was not about the special effects. They were there to serve the movie, not vice-versa as one might believe in the recent additions to the Star Wars saga.

    Tastes have not changed radically. The quality of Star Wars movies has.

    1. Re:A simpler explanation. by Kombat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      [Star Wars: A New Hope] was not about the special effects. They were there to serve the movie, not vice-versa

      I'll grant you that in the first three Star Wars, the special effects served the story as a means to an end, and not an end in and of themselves. I'll also grant you that in Episode I, the emphasis was unnecessarily on the effects. However, in AotC, I felt that the effects were back to their rightful role of simply supporting the story, rather than drawing attention away from the story. There were a couple exceptions where I felt the effects needlessly grabbed my attention, but surprisingly, it occurred less than they did in Spiderman.

      That is, in Spiderman, the effects were terrible. When he had just discovered his powers, and was running across the rooftops, it looked horrible, cheap, tacky, and worst of all, fake. The web-swinging scenes were spectacular, but they were spectacular in the same way that the intro cinematics to a Final Fantasy game are spectacular. A great achievement of computing, but obviously a computing achievement.

      In AotC, most of the time, I didn't even notice the effects, although of course I knew they were there. For example, the Jedi/droid battle in the arena. That was an amazing scene, and looked incredibly real. Also, the battle outside the city between the clones and the droids - also exceptionally well done. The Yoda fight scene was a little obvious, but overall, I think AotC is much more fluid between effects/reality than Episode I, and I don't think your statement is fair.

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    2. Re:A simpler explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opinion. That is what you are stating, not fact.
      It is my opinion that you suck.

      I hope you don't take that personally. Because after all, it's just my opinion.

    3. Re:A simpler explanation. by Ryne · · Score: 1
      Lucas had a simple good vs. evil story to tell in the original Star Wars. It did not require laborious scenes reminiscent of CSPAN in Space to explain. It was not about the special effects. They were there to serve the movie, not vice-versa as one might believe in the recent additions to the Star Wars saga.


      I'm too young to remember (hell, I was born around that time) so I can't be sure but wasn't the special effects of Star Wars pretty amazing when they arrived (was it '77?)?

      I don't know if they are comparable to ATOC where basically the whole movie is filled with special effects, but I wouldn't rule out the special effects of Episodes IV-VI as a reason so many people watched them.

      /Ryne

    4. Re:A simpler explanation. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Opinion. That is what you are stating, not fact.

      That's what movie reviews are: opinions. I think that's pretty obvious to everyone (else) on Slashdot.

      It is my opinion that you suck.

      I hope you don't take that personally. Because after all, it's just my opinion.


      I don't take it personally. In fact, it made me giggle when I realized that someone who posts as an "Anonymous Coward" would think that their opinion mattered to anyone.

    5. Re:A simpler explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, the boy with spider-like powers performed feats that seamed... fake!

      It's based on a comic book, a fantasy story. There is nothing real about gaining magical spider powers. Spiderman had to remain somewhat true to the comic books. Putting too much effort into trying to make a comic film "real" often ruins them.

      When the Hulk comes out, I do hope it doesn't seem to "fake" when he busts through a wall.

    6. Re:A simpler explanation. by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

      That is, in Spiderman, the effects were terrible. When he had just discovered his powers, and was running across the rooftops, it looked horrible, cheap, tacky, and worst of all, fake. The web-swinging scenes were spectacular, but they were spectacular in the same way that the intro cinematics to a Final Fantasy game are spectacular. A great achievement of computing, but obviously a computing achievement.

      Unfortunately I haven't had the time to catch either movie, but the adverts and trailers I've seen for Spider-Man certainly support your analysis. Although I'm not sure I'd agree about it even being a "great achievement of computing" - even the animations for the Spider-Man video game appear to be more impressive and realistic than the movie shots from the more recent slew of ads.

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    7. Re:A simpler explanation. by lasmith05 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. If you read a lot of the behind-the-scenes books about the original trilogy, they mention numerous times that they would've done more if movie making technology was better. The re-release of the trilogy didn't count either, because they couldn't shoot some new scenes due to the original actors being old. Suffice it to say, if Lucas had then all the technology he has at his disposal today, we would problably see more elaborate battle scenes...

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    8. Re:A simpler explanation. by jafac · · Score: 2

      I have to totally disagree. The battle scenes, if you look at the Jedi, most of the totally sucked at pretending they were holding light sabers. The whole Kamino sequence was so unrealistic looking, I almost walked out. I've seen better Babylon 5 scenes. The cloning aliens were terribly unrealistic. Yeah, I agree that a lot of the CGI in Spiderman was pretty fake, but in that case, I attribute it to pushing the technology to the breaking point. But the kinds of things they were trying to do in EpII weren't ground breaking - the CGI just looked cheap, and they used it WAY too much when they could have done just as well or better with models in many cases.

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    9. Re:A simpler explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be realistic. You haven't seen better babylon 5 scenes.

    10. Re:A simpler explanation. by BtAFMB · · Score: 1

      He didn't say it was implausible that spidy was swinging between buildings, of course it is. He said it looked fake, as in when it was CG it was obviously CG.

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  30. Jon Katz == Alan Sokal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the impression I get, anyway. This is a story? This is something that matters? C'mon.

    If you don't know who Sokal are, you should read up.

  31. Elders? by PinkStainlessTail · · Score: 2
    The next generation unseated its elders

    Spider-Man is the next generation after Star Wars? Maybe I'm being nitpicky, but isn't Spider-Man an older story?

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    1. Re:Elders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ..but isn't Spider-Man an older story?.


      Which version of spiderman are you talking about?

      Comic books in general go through major story revisions over time...oh aunt may is a clone now....so the real aunt may didn't learn that peter was spiderman...lucky that.....abortive random technobabble plotlines are a comic book hallmark....they will change the story to rejuvinate a character as needed to sell to market audience.

      It's okay to rewrite Spiderman for the big screen and carve out a different baseline story..organic webs as part of his mutation...than the comic book version(s) to please the comtemporay audience. But I give Lucas some credit for making a HUGE effort to keep all the books and movies self-consistant in time with a SINGLE vision. I'd compare the star wars movies more to Lord of the Rings in scope and process than I would to a one-off remake/retelling like Spiderman. But Lucas isn't retelling a story like LotR...he isn't creating a one off rebuilding to create a blockbuster like SM. And he isn't trying to churn out sequals with the same plot formula as A New Hope for each movie( a failing most action sequals try to do...Blade 2)...he's building a full story and leading you somewhere. You can knock his dialog, and pray he hires a writer for the next movie...but I think the comparison to SM is apple to oranges...compare Episode 2 to the 3rd or 4th Batman sequal instead.....or to SpiderMan 4 when it comes out....for a 5th movie in a series Episode 2 beats about anything I've seen.

    2. Re:Elders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOPE, If you payed attention to the beginning you'd notice that the Starwars story happened "A long time ago"

  32. Confused... by bravehamster · · Score: 2
    Harrison Ford's Hans Solo


    So...did Hans trade in his silver skates for a millennium falcon?

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  33. Come again by gowen · · Score: 1
    The next generation unseated its elders and is making its own culture
    And is being spoonfed by Stan Lee, rather than George Lucas
    balked at mega-hype
    settling instead for only maxi-hype
    Rediscovered ... the love story
    ... discovered they preferred their mawkish, cliched love stories without laughably bad dialogue
    some patriotism
    Decided that the idea of a corrupt politician talking up his enemies (why not just call the Trade Federation "the axis of evil" and have done) and manipulating the senate to curtail civil liberties and increase defence expenditure was too close to home, compared with "Hooray! Super Heroes! We're #1! Ra! Ra! Ra!"

    Yeah, way to go us...
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    1. Re:Come again by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

      Somebody mod the above comment up!

      He's exactly right. Even IF Katz is right and Spider-Man doing better than AotC is a "cultural coup" -- and he's NOT -- it's about as much of a coup as Pepsi outsing Coke as "choice of a new generation".

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  34. I especially like the part in Spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when Spidey spun a web around Larry McVoy and threw him into the sewer.

    1. Re:I especially like the part in Spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you hurt this face!? What a hunk!

  35. Katz, dont you ever stop? by MisterBlister · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Both of these are highly commercial movies with dubious acting and a ridiculous amount of special effects shots.

    Both of these cost a bundle to make. Spider-man cost MORE to make than Attack of the Clones.

    Spider-Man spent MORE on marketing than Attack of the Clones.

    I see Spider-Man marketing all over the place, including stupid ads for Carls Jr. Is this really any less of a sellout than Lucas/SW?

    When Spider-Man #3 comes out (and if the movies keep making anywhere near this much this much money, it will), Katz will be one of the elitests crying about what sellouts Raimi and Maguire are, bet on it.

    There's nothing to see here. As usual Katz is reading a lot more into something than actually exists.

  36. Screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah, so the 3,800 or so screens that Spider-Man is running on (even more than Shrek), compared to ~1,000 less for Attack of the Clones has nothing to do with it, eh?

    Rami doesn't give a damn if the theater is "Billy Bob & A Projector", Spider-Man will still show. At least Lucas wants to make sure every theater showing Star Wars is equipped with certain basics, such as digital sound.

    You also need to look at the fact that people have been clinging to their Spider-Man comics their whole lives. Of course there's going to be a build-up, of three generations OR MORE who are eagerly anticipating a big budget version of the comic brought to life on film. On the other hand, most people have already seen FOUR Star Wars movies, and a lot of people who aren't die hard fans figure that they can wait a few weeks, or even for its video/DVD release before they see it. They've seen it before, and they'll want to see the new one, but they're in no rush to wait in long(er) lines at the theater to see it in the first week or two.

    Only an idiot would say that Star Wars is losing it and Spider-Man "has it all" based on nothing but box office reciepts. If you continued to use that logic, Titanic would be "the best film ever made" while something like Blade Runner would be "complete crap."

    Give me a break, and my 10 minutes back that I spent reading this topic and writing my reply.

    1. Re:Screens by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      Rami doesn't give a damn if the theater is "Billy Bob & A Projector", Spider-Man will still show. At least Lucas wants to make sure every theater showing Star Wars is equipped with certain basics, such as digital sound.

      To be fair, I'm sure Raimi has FAR less control over Spider-Man than Lucas does over Star Wars. Raimi is a hired director, Lucas owns Star Wars AND the production company, AND the special effects house... etc.

    2. Re:Screens by mughi · · Score: 2
      Yeah, so the 3,800 or so screens that Spider-Man is running on (even more than Shrek), compared to ~1,000 less for Attack of the Clones has nothing to do with it, eh?

      Although... studios usually put a lot of research into the number of screens a particular film can support, and generally like to open on as many as they can fill.

      BTW, some sources list that Star Wars opened at 3,161 theatres, while Spider-Man opened at 3,615 theatres and then only last weekend bumped up to 3,876. So that's only ~450 less, not ~1,000.

  37. Please, NO MORE 9/11 EXCUSES! by wumarkus420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.

    If ATOC had addressed 9/11 in a similar fashion as Spiderman, I would have picked up a light saber myself and done an Anakin-style massacre at Skywalker Ranch. While I personally thought Spiderman was better, I think the 9/11 patriotic stuff is contrived and trite at this point in time. For me, it made the movie worse.

    1. Re:Please, NO MORE 9/11 EXCUSES! by foobario · · Score: 4, Funny

      9/11 is the new Godwin's Law... instead of a process where small minds cause every online discussion to inevitably lead to some comparison to Hitler or the Nazis, we now have a phenomenon where small minds perceive some sort of relevance to 9/11 in every discussion. Recall that many of these same small minds swore for weeks after 9/11 that 'if this changes our way of life at all, the terrorists have already won'...

      How terribly droll.

      "Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America"? Good for him. Post-9/11 America still has it's head as far up its ass as it did pre-9/11.

      BTW, the 'simple love story' scenes in Spiderman were deplorable... I've never seen such bad acting out of Kirsten Dunst... it was almost like there wasn't a director on the set that day, and they just decided to wing it.

    2. Re:Please, NO MORE 9/11 EXCUSES! by Salden · · Score: 1

      You really think she was that bad? God, I love the scene where she's questioning his curiosity. So damned cute and believeable.

  38. AOTC review from the Brunching Shuttlecocks by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't imagine there are many here who don't check the Brunching Shuttlecocks on a regular basis, but here's the Self-Made Critic's review of AOTC.

    "You see Mr Lucas, you suck as a writer. Really awful. And your directing...it's not very good either. So here's the deal. You write up an outline (no dialogue allowed) of Episode Three. You then hire a competent and hip writer, someone younger than, say, fifty. Said writer writes Episode Three, based on your notes. Then, you go and hire yourself a hot, fresh director--or Steven Spielberg, he'd do. You let them direct the movie while you sit back and collect lots of money. Everybody wins.

    If you do that, we promise to go see it. And we will not burn you in effigy."

    1. Re:AOTC review from the Brunching Shuttlecocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't hire Spielberg to direct Episode #3.
      He doesn't know when to stop a scene or how to
      end a movie. "AI" could have been so much better
      with so much less ...

    2. Re:AOTC review from the Brunching Shuttlecocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello,

      SPOILER :

      Terry Brooks is writing episode 3. Directing is done by someone you know from some black helecopters. Lucas is only in charge of effects.

      AINTTHATCOOL?

  39. Much simpler than that by PD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We don't want to be annoyed. We hated Scrappy Doo, we hated Oliver on the Brady Bunch. And we hate Jar Jar. I was HOPING that I wouldn't hear the word "meesa" come out of his mouth, but I did. That's point one.

    Point two is that Lucas doesn't seem to demand much from his actors. Everyone in the film was a decent actor, but they were just coasting in this one. Easy work, for a nice fat check. That flew just fine with the original Star Wars, but now it's just stupid looking and awkward feeling.

    But, back to the annoying sidekick. They just don't work. They never worked. Everyone hates them. If you like them, you are by definition outside the mainstream. Someday, if I ever become an editor or movie producer, I'm going to insist that every single thing made has an annoying sidekick or two in it. In fact, I'm going to insist that they all say the word "meesa" at least a hundred times. My goal will be to make the world so SICK of annoying sidekicks that future generations will not be plagued by this twist of storytelling idiocy.

    1. Re:Much simpler than that by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know an actor or two (minor) that were in the production of TPM. According to them, GL's directing style is to look like he's thinking really really hard, then shout "We need to do it again. I need more energy, people! Energy!"

      Every shot at least 4 times. Even quiet dialogue scenes.

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    2. Re:Much simpler than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, that's lame. i wonder how that compares to his direction on episode 4...

    3. Re:Much simpler than that by Cletus+the+yokel · · Score: 1

      I think 'coasting' is being too gracious. The dialogue is wooden, yes. The plot is poorly written, agreed. But the acting, is simply AWFUL. Anakin and Amidala had no chemistry going whatsoever, so the love interest is utterly unbelieveable. Anakin's portrayal of his gowing 'attitude problem' was ridiculous. He was acting like a spoiled child. The only character I could relate with was Jango Fett! That said, Yoda, ass he does certainly kick! And that pretty much made the movie for me. But honestly, George has obviously lost the plot in a big way, and nobody's told him yet (that he'll listen to).

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    4. Re:Much simpler than that by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      That's actually more than I expected. Judging from the result on the screen and a bit of reading between the lines in the "Making of" special on the Episode I DVD, it seems to me that Lucas is so sold on his digitial techniques that he didn't/doesn't care at all about what he gets "in camera" in the shooting stage because he thinks that he can "fix" it all in post-production.

      I get this image of Lucas shooting Episode III in a big soundstage with just his digitial cameras and a lot of blue-screens (actors optional), just panning, zooming, and shooting hours of footage of nothing and letting ILM fill in the details.

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    5. Re:Much simpler than that by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      You mean his directing style hasn't changed since the originals?! Wow!

      If you've seen ANY documentaries on the originals (like From Star Wars to Jedi), you'd know that that has been his directing style from day one.

      You'd also know (if you read enough material) that the man doesn't like working with people much, as puppets and CG characters are easier to control. Though, that should be painfully obvious as of Ep1.

    6. Re:Much simpler than that by dirk · · Score: 2

      We don't want to be annoyed. We hated Scrappy Doo, we hated Oliver on the Brady Bunch. And we hate Jar Jar. I was HOPING that I wouldn't hear the word "meesa" come out of his mouth, but I did. That's point one.

      But the reason we hate these characters is not because they are "add-ons". These characters (Jar Jar included) were added in to save a dying show/movie. The add-ons are not the problem, the problem is that the shows were dying already these the add-ons were a last ditch effort to turn the show around. The Brady Bunch was already stale when Cousin Oliver was added to "liven things up". Scooby Doo was already done to death when Scrappy was added to "spice it up". TPM was already boring when Jar Jar was added to add some "humour". The "add-ons" aren't the problem, the problem is the show was already dead when the add-ons came on board.

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    7. Re:Much simpler than that by 0xA · · Score: 2
      Point two is that Lucas doesn't seem to demand much from his actors. Everyone in the film was a decent actor, but they were just coasting in this one. Easy work, for a nice fat check. That flew just fine with the original Star Wars, but now it's just stupid looking and awkward feeling.

      The guy who played Ankikan (I can't get to imdb right now) was horrible. Every scene he had was painful to watch, "ooh I'm mad, ooh I'm sad". THey would have been better off doing him CGI.

    8. Re:Much simpler than that by PD · · Score: 2

      I'd have to ask you how can you tell he was a bad actor. Even Samuel Jackson didn't meet his usually high standard in this film. If this was the only time I saw SJ in a movie, I'd guess that he was a bad actor as well. But, I know he's not, and I blame all the crappy acting on bad direction.

      Analogy time: Michael Jordan is supposed to be the best basketball player of all time. But even he needs a coach. The best actors cannot give their best performances unless the director is skillful at coaching them.

    9. Re:Much simpler than that by taernim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An interesting case would be on C3PO and the Ewoks. Most people (at least from my experience) generally have no problem with them these days. Some people may think the Ewoks are too "cuddly" and needless, but aside from that, not many people seem to consider C3PO much of an annoyance. Originally, people were "outraged" and hated the comic relief characters.

      That brings to mind the question: Will future generations find Jar Jar not just tolerable, but... funny?

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    10. Re:Much simpler than that by 0xA · · Score: 2

      I didn't really say he was a bad actor, I said every scene he was in was horrible. Maybe he didn't work well with Lucas, maybe he was badly cast, I don't know. I can't remember seeing him in anything else so maybe he's good but in this movie, he sucked.

    11. Re:Much simpler than that by feronti · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... sounds like just about every director I've ever worked with:) Though some were even more vague and flak-errr, spiritual.

    12. Re:Much simpler than that by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      Every shot at least 4 times. Even quiet dialogue scenes.

      That's not actually very much, and maybe that's part of the problem. Every shot was done only 4 times when they actually needed more work.

      I've been a movie extra. One memorable day I was in a shoot that took up about 15 seconds of screen time. We did at least 20 takes, with the director trying the scene out several different ways. This isn't unusual in the least.

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    13. Re:Much simpler than that by PD · · Score: 1

      OK, I understand your point. Thanks.

    14. Re:Much simpler than that by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      That's too bad. Overblown, stylized movies like this are much better off with a director along the lines of Hitchcock, who barely let his actors 'act' at all (even the big names like Carey Grant). He was all about "Forget your motivation, just stand here with your head tilted this way, pause for a bit, look at your watch and then walk briskly in that direction.", etc. He knew what the final effect would be, an inevitably his characters seem to have a LOT going on under the surface, when in fact they were largely doing as they were told. Either that or the other extreme, which would be the first star wars, with a smaller, tighter cast and budget, in which everyone chips in extra, and takes their fun seriously.

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    15. Re:Much simpler than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the point was that he didn't try things different ways, he just made them do the same thing over a few times so that it looked like he was "directing."

    16. Re:Much simpler than that by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      According to them, GL's directing style is to look like he's thinking really really hard, then shout "We need to do it again. I need more energy, people! Energy!"

      Considering how lifeless the acting was in episodes 1 and 2, even that's a surprise.

    17. Re:Much simpler than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And considering what you just said, you will ALWAYS be an extra. 20 takes, what did you work for- Ishtar?

      Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot motherfucking twit. Maybe I'll listen to you when you graduate from cereal commercials.

  40. JKatz strikes again... by blankmange · · Score: 2
    Our favorite flametroll and his opinion piece on AotC vs. Spiderman (note: when I wrote and submitted my review/opinion of AotC, it was rejected)... or should this have been subtitled: JKatz and his big schtick stir the pot yet again.

    Unfortunately, as usual, he botches his point again in trying to compare the two movies -- comparing these two on any level other than monetary is ridiculous: they are two different kinds of films. Granted, they both appeal to the tech/nerd/geek -- but for different reasons. People didn't flock to one or the other due to the mythological differences or because one or the other tells the same story but better... what tripe.

    I vote for boycotting JKatz altogether....
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    1. Re:JKatz strikes again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Bubba, on your preferences page there's an "Exclude Stories from the Homepage" section with a subheading "Authors". Guess who's number 2 on the list.

    2. Re:JKatz strikes again... by scenic · · Score: 2
      that, and AoTC isn't a generic date movie for the Britney crowd... SpiderMan has Kirsten and the a well known, adored by teeny-boppers Tobey McGuire. I don't see AotC having that kind of draw, so it's pulling from a smaller crowd of people (at least in the first few weeks). Spider-man is also using the MTV/music industry (via the soundtrack) marketing vehicle, and I don't see Star Wars doing that as much, either. So, I'm not convinced that Katz's hypothetical teenagers aren't actually falling for the hype.

      In addition, I was talking to a few people who were actually holding off going just because they didn't want to deal with the "Star Wars Fans" during the first few weeks.

      On another note, did anyone actually like seeing the moving in a digital theater better than the normal analog one? I found the images crisper in the regular theater, and the pixelation was horrible with bad seats. If you're anywhere in the first few rows of a stadium seating theater (not just the regular rows down front, but even the first few "stadium seat" rows), you can actually see the pixels, which is really, really, really annoying. I mean, really annoying.

      And, because of the pixelation, you lose detail. Some of the CG looked better, to be honest (lighting, mostly, and reflective surfaces worked better), but on the whole, I would rather see it in a normal theater on film...

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  41. Oh dear.. by kafka93 · · Score: 1

    Dear Lord. I don't like to jump on board the "let's bash JonKatz" bandwagon, but the man surely has to be trolling.

    Slashdot has itself posted links to intelligent essays that debunk the whole "Star Wars mythology" nonsense, and yet Katz continues to blather about it. The whole 9/11 thing is just ridiculous -- why *should* Lucas care about, or make any reference to, the incident? And the suggestion that the millions of kids nowadays are somehow no longer disenfranchised from government and politics is.. wrong, stupid, ignorant, ludicrous.

    Spider-man less hyped than Star Wars? Hardly. The movie showed in more places, was massively advertised, tied in to various "synergic" marketing campaigns, etc. etc. etc. By contrast, AOTC's launch was incredibly quiet, at least from where I was sitting. Lucas made mistakes with the first film, yes - and has learned from them. AOTC isn't a great movie, certainly (not that Spider-man *is*), but to continue bashing it for the failures of the first movie is childish.

    Yes, AOTC is convuluted and doesn't really know what it's doing. But to pitch it against Spider-man in this way doesn't serve any purpose -- they're very different movies, and Katz is just being lazy and sensationalist (once again). Why is this man getting paid to write such unmitigated nonsense?

    1. Re:Oh dear.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      kafka93 asked: Why is [the KatzBot] getting paid to write such unmitigated nonsense?

      Er, cuz /.'s readers keep reading it and, even worse, following-up to it?

      Just a thought, mind you.

  42. KATZ WANTS SOME OF SPIDEY'S CREAMY WHITE FLUIDS! by Subject+Line+Troll · · Score: 0

    n/m

  43. Spiderman hasn't even been released yet! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2, Funny

    But already I've seen attack of the clones... Temuera Morrison, wahey! An army of hundreds of thousands of New Zealanders, conquering the galaxy :-)

    Oh, i guess it will get released outside the US one day, if the MPAA feels like it.

    I would guess AOTC has been released in more theatres, just maybe not in the US. Maybe they need to update the accounting system to take into account global revenues.

    1. Re:Spiderman hasn't even been released yet! by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 1

      So maybe "Once were Warriors" will finally see the light of day on DVD? Jake (and the Maori) made Mel Gibson/Road Warrior look like a Disney after-school special.

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  44. In the words of Mark Twain... by john82 · · Score: 1
    "There are lies, damnable lies, and statistics."

    1) Yes, the latest Star Wars is worst thing I've ever seen from Lucas. I can only hope that if there is another chapter, we can dispense with the love story for 80% of the movie and rely on action for 80%.

    2) It is beyond disingenuous to cite the take from opening days of each movie without considering the number of screens involved. Spiderman was running on a many more screens than Star Wars: Attack of the Hormones.

    1. Re:In the words of Mark Twain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is worse than Ep1... I don't think that would be possible... well, except maybe the stupidity with c3po and the 'love scenes' and the garbled plotline.

    2. Re:In the words of Mark Twain... by Datafage · · Score: 0
      2) It is beyond disingenuous to cite the take from opening days of each movie without considering the number of screens involved. Spiderman was running on a many more screens than Star Wars: Attack of the Hormones.

      Really? That's like saying that Jason X would have beaten both of them combined if it had shown on enough screens. The number of screens used is a reflection of expected demand, NOT a guarantee of revenue.

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    3. Re:In the words of Mark Twain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are lies, damnable lies, and statistics."

      Yeah, but you can make up statistics to support anything. 80% of everyone knows that.

    4. Re:In the words of Mark Twain... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Why not simply cite revenue per screen then?

      The number of screens in this case is partly due to extremely finicky clauses in the Lucasfilm contracts like minimum length of run and sound system stuff. When Lucas puts crap like "AotC must run for at least four weeks on any screen it is shown on" what he does is limit the number of screens it will open on. But by doing that he also increases the chance that the movie will draw more repeat viewers because less screens means less people all rushing out to see the film the first weekend.

      When we all know the film is going to be full (and particularly after Jar-Jar) we wait to hear what others thought. Of course we'll go see it, and this helps keep the movie in the theater longer since it evens the demand out over time. The longer the flick is in the theater, the more chances people who saw it early in the run will have to see it again.

      Mostly I think focusing on a single short-term revenue number as a signifier of anything, especially a cultural trend is a bad idea. Basically Jon Katz couldn't clue his way out of a wet paper bag with both hands. Or something like that. What he needs to do is wait until both of these movies have been out on DVD/VHS for at least a holiday season, then total both in-theater and home sales. Then *maybe* he'll have a real number to go on. But still, he probably can't conclude a damn thing about generation this-or-that or culture, but merely the quality of the films.

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  45. Are you a journalism student? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    This analysis article sounds like the overdramatized fluff that I subjected my proffesors to when I was in school. John Katz??? Who the ----?

    Really, the difference in money intake of these movies is negligable, and partially due to the fact that the AOTC was shown on fewer theaters worldwide, and won't even open until next month in some countries.

    There is no overarching generaltional statement in the ticket sales of these two movies. Since when do you judge a movie's impact on ticket sales alone anyway?

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    1. Re:Are you a journalism student? by Scoria · · Score: 2

      He seems to be a jack of all trades who must reference September 11 in every article he authors. You certainly aren't the only individual who isn't fond of his "work."

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    2. Re:Are you a journalism student? by mughi · · Score: 3, Informative
      nd partially due to the fact that the AOTC was shown on fewer theaters worldwide, and won't even open until next month in some countries...

      One point is that the many of the comparisons here are on domestic gross, not international. At least that's what I watch at The Numbers, and jives with what people are citing. And as for number of screens, you can check my other comment for that.

      ...There is no overarching generaltional statement in the ticket sales of these two movies.

      More importantly (since you correctly point out that differences are in general 'negligable'), there are a few things that can be seen in the ticket sales. Among them are the interesting point that Spider-Man's gross did not drop extra on the weekend that AOTC opened. In fact, the decline slowed by a couple of percentage points compared to the decline from first to second weekend. This is especially telling, as many expected that much of the expected Star Wars audience overlapped the expected Spider-Man audience.

      The one that really shows an unusual pattern in weekend-to-weekend decline was Titanic. That one started with a 23.8% gain instead of the usuall 33%-50% drop that movies get. And.... we all know how that movie fared.

    3. Re:Are you a journalism student? by MadAhab · · Score: 2
      Yes, the Sept 11 thing was not thought out by Katz. He is, as usual, talking through his ass.

      Sure, you might say Lucas is his own Frankenstein, you might say that Spiderman was fresh and personal while the Star Wars series is in danger of collapsing under its own weight, but Katz is seriously overreaching.

      Perhaps Katz could have simply just written that kids are more interested in seeing a teenager whose abilities aren't recognized by the world and is still a good guy than in seeing one whose abilities are kinda sorta recognized by his mentor, but who is arrogant and goes bad. From a teen perspective, who is more fun to admire; a secret superhero, or another kid going Columbine?

      Perhaps the problem is that Katz is only capable of overusing one tragedy at a time.

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    4. Re:Are you a journalism student? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      "One point is that the many of the comparisons here are on domestic gross, not international. At least that's what I watch at The Numbers [the-numbers.com]"

      I went to the-numbers.com and I could not find anything that stipulated whether it listed domestic or international gross. Industry analysts generally look at international gross.

      It's definitely worth noting that international and domestic gross are two different things. I think alot of /.'ers miss that.

      off-topic, I'm an American teaching english in South Korea, and I got to see the original trailer for the movie. It had a helicopter chase that ended with the helicopter getting stuck in a web inbetween the two wtc towers, right at sunset...really cool

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    5. Re:Are you a journalism student? by mughi · · Score: 2
      I went to the-numbers.com and I could not find anything that stipulated whether it listed domestic or international gross. Industry analysts generally look at international gross.

      Just click on any of the movie titles listed (Spider-Man, for example). The text they use before listing gross is "Total US Gross".

  46. Summary by aron_wallaker · · Score: 1

    In a nutshell : Jon Katz bitterly dislikes AoTC, seems to have liked Spiderman.

    Now why is this newsworthy for a second (or is it third) time ?

  47. "balked at mega-hype"? by carlhirsch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to boxofficmojo.com, Spider-Man spent $50 million on marketing to Attack of the Clones' $25 million. Doesn't sound like Spider-Man was lacking in a hype budget. Looks like the production budget for Spider-Man was higher than AotC by $15 million as well.

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    1. Re:"balked at mega-hype"? by carlhirsch · · Score: 2

      Gah. that's boxofficemojo.com.
      here and here

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    2. Re:"balked at mega-hype"? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      While there was more money spent by Spider Man's producers to promote the movie than by Lucasfilms on Episode 2, does this also take into account things like McDonalds and Doritos and Pepsi giving away what would basically amount to "free" advertising for them?

      I mean, I don't watch a lot of TV, but most of the ads I've seen for Spidey were ads for the movie. Most of the Episode 2 ads I've seen were from 3rd parties hyping their Star Wars Happy Meal and action figures.

      I don't have any numbers (nor the desire to go try to find them myself), but I'd suspect that there's been at least as much advertising related to Episode 2 when you count in all of George Lucas' promotional partners..

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  48. So... by perlyking · · Score: 1, Troll

    Americans like jingoistic films?

    Tell us something we didnt know :-)

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    1. Re:So... by operagost · · Score: 1
      Only you could think Spider-Man is a jingo.

      What a troll.

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  49. Just Showing Your Ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked Spiderman and AoTC. But for your information, dumb@$#, Spiderman opened in considerably more theatres than AoTC....by Lucas' request. Get your facts together before you start spouting about crap you know nothing about.

  50. Another inane article by Scoria · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jon,

    You do realize that Star Wars: Episode II premiered in an amount of theaters significantly less than that of Spider-Man?

    You do realize that Spider-Man's marketing campaign began prior to last August, nearly a full year before its theatrical release? If I recall correctly, one of its first teaser trailers was appended to all prints of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, a movie that was released on July 11, 2001. (That was my AC post you read earlier. :p)

    And finally, you do realize that both Spider-Man and Star Wars: Episode II are already most likely classified as "blockbusters" by the MPAA?

    The narrow margin by which Spider-Man has defeated Star Wars isn't worthy of an article.

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  51. JonKatz.. by shawnmelliott · · Score: 1

    ..is a BLASPHEMER.

    You talk of spiderman, and that it perhaps will overcome Star Wars.. You have joined the Dark Side.

    Yoda "Evil is he, Jon Katz... Yeeess"

    1. Re:JonKatz.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction:

      "Evil he is,..."

  52. Holy Crap by dmarcov · · Score: 2

    Are you out of step or what?

    Maybe because Episode 2 wasn't shown on as many screens, it has to be blamed on "the kids" (what? the same kids that invented the internet?) decided that another commercialized story is somehow more "pure" than another -- and to suggest that Spider-Man, put out by the studio of fake movie critics, and marketing folks disguised as happy movie goers is somehow the antithesis of hype -- jeesh.

    And /then/ to suggest all of this means some sort of paradigm, generational shift ... and here I thought his film reviews were pompous and self absorbed.

  53. But what is a saga by zaphod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I view Star Wars and Lord of the Ring series as Sagas. On going movies that carry a central story. I don't see that with Spider Man. There I see sequels coming out that very loosely tie previous movies together. For those who have seen Spider Man know the thin basis of the next movies. But Spider Man II will not carry an epic or a saga with it. It will just be a sequel. Personally, I liked Spider Man, but I like the saga of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings better. Just my $0.02 USD.

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    1. Re:But what is a saga by Spencerian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your 2 cents is worth a dollar to me.

      A saga does not attempt--and cannot--give a 12 hour story in a 2 hour format. Hell, most screenplays don't fit well into 2 hours from its novel origins.

      Americans are spoiled by how Hollywood has made movies: They want immediate and final gratification. On that, Spider-Man wins. It's a good story in its own right. If you realize that life is a series of adventures, and not all of them spectacularly interesting, then the Star Wars saga's got most other movies beat hands down. Not that we should need Cliffs Notes for it, but there are many facets to The Flanneled One's little story, and it is enjoyable enough to those who are interested.

      Very, very few people will talk about the Spider-Man movies in 25 years, I assure you. Not that Spider-Man the character isn't worth it--far from it. But Star Wars was meant to be talked about and chewed upon.

      Consider these little morsels before you get your panties in a bunch about the fun that still is found in Star Wars (bad acting and dialogue notwithstanding):

      * How can Palpatine, if he is actually (and presumed by many) to be Darth Sidious, sit nose to nose with Yoda and other Jedi and not be detected? SW history has it that the Dark Side of the Force throws off a bad metaphysical stink.

      * A follow up to the first point: Are Palpatine and Sidious actually two different people? Clones, anyone? (Lots of dialogue on Kenobi's visit to the clone makers suggest that they can do anything to a clone, including changing its force sensitivity).

      * Since we see that Padme's got a thing for scoundrels, does this later explain daughter Leia's taste in men?

      * Why, for cryin' out loud, didn't Kenobi and Yoda teach Luke the various Sith lightning counterattacks they used in their fights? He could've used them...

      The list goes on. I could make a small list for Spider-Man, but all it would revolve around would be how cold and wet we can make Kirsten Dunst's clothing in the next sequel.

      All kidding aside, while Spider-Man the Movie has depth, it doesn't have a rich one. While Star Wars is just a popcorn movie, it's pretty good use-real-butter-dammit popcorn.

      Katz' criticisms don't equate since he is comparing one movie to a series of movies.

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    2. Re:But what is a saga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. Spider-Man is still a better movie. That is fact.

    3. Re:But what is a saga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brotha. It disturbs me when people pass off their opinions of a movie as fact.

    4. Re:But what is a saga by EvlG · · Score: 2

      When did Kenobi use defense against Force Lightning?

      AFAIK, Yoda is the only person ever shown in a starwars movie to defend against it.

      Eveyone talks about seeing Yoda's light sabre battle, but I thought his defense againt, and counterattack with, the blue Force Lightning was MUCH cooler and MUCH more impressive.

    5. Re:But what is a saga by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      Either you haven't seen AOTC yet, or slept through the end.

      Count Dooku threw Sith lightning at Anakin when he stupidly charged Dooku initially. When Dooku tried the same initial trick at Kenobi, he defended against it by "pulling" the lightning attack into his lightsaber. Dooku then proceeded to kick Kenobi's ass in a duel.

      Yoda was so knowledgeable in Sith lightning attacks that he was able to first deflect Dooku's first attack at him, but then absorb it the second time.

      So both knew enough on Sith lightning defenses to give Luke a pointer or two...maybe they didn't because they had knowledge that Luke's assault by the Emperor would be the thing to get Anakin to shake off his affection with the Dark Side. Or, it was just a good cinematic tool.

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    6. Re:But what is a saga by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
      I could make a small list for Spider-Man, but all it would revolve around would be how cold and wet we can make Kirsten Dunst's clothing in the next sequel.

      The chief unanswered question about Spider-Man is: How the heck did he make that kick-ass spidey-suit?

      Oh, and what was the Goblin /expecting/ to happen when he sent his jet thingy straight towards himself with spikes a-bristling? Did he want to skewer spidey /and/ himself?

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    7. Re:But what is a saga by lasmith05 · · Score: 1

      * Why, for cryin' out loud, didn't Kenobi and Yoda teach Luke the various Sith lightning counterattacks they used in their fights? He could've used them... I think I can answer that... Those kind of counter-attacks require "Master" level mastery of the force to pull off. Not to mention that Obi-wan didn't have much time to teach Luke anything really. Also only "Master" level sith have the ability to shoot lightning perhaps...

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    8. Re:But what is a saga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to remember, Anakin, Ben, even the Emperor were all being used by the force.

      BEN: Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

      LUKE: You mean it controls your actions?

      BEN: Partially. But it also obeys your commands.

      Frankly, if the force had a greater purpose in mind, ie balance, it wouldn't let Yoda know Palpatine was the bad ass Sith he was.

    9. Re:But what is a saga by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Oh come on, sure people will be talking about Star Wars for a long time, but it's not because it's a masterpiece of extended story telling. It's a good story, but like any other it has mistakes and errors and misteps.

      Why is Darth Vader, a sith lord for over 20 years, unable to use the lightning which Dooku mastered in less than ten years? Best explanation I've heard is that every time Anakin gets a piece of himself sliced off he loses all the midichlorians that were in that piece. By the time he becomes Vader he's lost so much of his body he doesn't have enough midichlorians left to generate the bolts.

      But the real reason why Luke didn't get warned about the lightning is that all of Luke's training with Yoda took place in Empire Strikes Back. The lightning didn't get introduced until Return of the Jedi. Yoda didn't teach Luke how to counter lightning because LUCAS HADN'T INVENTED IT YET! Same reason as for why we never see Vader use it.

      There was no plot by Yoda and Obiwan to push Vader over the edge by watching his son get tortured, not in Lucas's original at least. Any explanation for it, by us or by him, is just after the fact rationalization.

      Sure, the theorizing can be fun, but the persistance of the Star Wars mythology is not because of anything that Lucas inherently did. He unknowingly tapped into the same geek subculture that Star Trek did, and like Star Trek it's the fans that have been keeping it alive, not any particular story telling genius on the part of Lucas.

      Spiderman and just about every other storyline out there has fans that will endlessly debate the discrepencies and try to work them into the plot, same as we're doing for Star Wars. I don't know why Star Wars got the lion's share of those fans, but that is why it has maintained it's popularity.

      Lucas wrote a good story, but it's the fans who have made it great. Lucas has been riding on the coattails of those fans, and as PM, and to a lesser extent AotC, have shown he's not doing the best job possible of it.

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    10. Re:But what is a saga by jafac · · Score: 2

      If you recall, Yoda and Kenobi were TRAINED FROM BIRTH.

      Luke had a few hours with Kenobi on the Falcon, and some time with Yoda on Dagobah (which could be anywhere from a day or two to a couple of weeks, depending on how you interpret ESB). He sure didn't stick around to "complete the training". Hell, Vader never demonstrated use of Force Lightning. Maybe that was because he didn't have enough living parts left, or maybe he didn't stick around with the Jedi long enough to be trained. I suspect it's probably one of the very advanced tricks, like coming back as a ghost after being offed.

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    11. Re:But what is a saga by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1
      * Why, for cryin' out loud, didn't Kenobi and Yoda teach Luke the various Sith lightning counterattacks they used in their fights? He could've used them...


      In the novelization of Jedi(don't remember the author, sorry), Luke was able to defend against the lightning... for a little while. He was simply overpowered - the Emporer was able keep zapping longer than Luke could continue deflecting it. I always wondered why this scene didn't get transcribed to the film...

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    12. Re:But what is a saga by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      If you read the Lucas-approved novelization of RotJ, Luke DOES deflect the Emperor's force lightning at first. He's just not very good at it.

    13. Re:But what is a saga by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      A more "logical" reason why Vader is never seen using Sith lightning is more clear at the end of ROFJ. (Sure, I accept the "Lucas didn't invent it yet" thing, too, but things have to fit.)

      Remember that Vader/Anakin is the THE most powerful force-sensitive--he was born of the Force. Any Sith lightning that he could wield would be quite powerful. But--using lightning may (and did) short out the life-sustaining hardware that made up Vader's suit. Doesn't mean that we might not see him throw off a few bolts before his transformation from Anakin to Vader is complete.

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    14. Re:But what is a saga by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      As we know, Obi-Wan barely taught Luke anything. Luke's most effective training was done by Yoda. I believe about 2-4 years progress between the events of ESB and ROTJ, but I'm not sure. That's still a lot of time for Yoda to teach some special tricks--but, I agree, combating Sith lightning would be up there in the "PhD" Jedi arts, and Luke certainly didn't have Yoda throwing bolts out to practice. Crash-course training and all.

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    15. Re:But what is a saga by Spencerian · · Score: 2

      The most likely reason why Vader never used Sith lightning is that it would short his life-support hardware. Or, more importantly, he never needed to. I do agree that merely being told what to expect is different from using the technique in the real world.

      Luke did indeed return to Dagobah to complete his training to make him more prepared for the events of ROTJ. We can see a remarkable change in Luke's attitude and skill in ROTJ. That takes time. Luke returns to Yoda after the Solo rescue to learn more--probably because Yoda never said anything like "OK, done you are."

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  54. I've got a better theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can dispense of all this bourgeois film market conjecture (this guy sounds like he's writing from his 332nd-floor loft on Coruscant) if you look at the real deal.

    Geeks are male. Wet t-shirt scene in Spider Man. Nuff said.

  55. AOTC = bad movie; SPIDER-MAN = good movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really that simple. And the only reason anyone's going to see AOTC is because it's (allegedly) a STAR WARS movie. Lucas could put a STAR WARS logo on a bucket of his own vomit and it'd still make millions.

  56. JonKatz... by Kutsal · · Score: 0


    What the hell are you talking about...

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  57. Spoiler! Or is it? by bgarcia · · Score: 2
    The movie ends with Spider-man draped around an American flag on a skyscraper...
    Ummm.....

    Did someone use the flag to squash Spider-man?

    (Me thinks slashdot needs an editor)

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  58. This probably helped... by Smokinn · · Score: 1


    Here in Quebec there was a large scale boycott by independant theatre owners because of the conditions Lucas & Fox were imposing. While they were playing episode 2 it had to be in the biggest room and had to play for a minimum of 7 weeks. Small theatres can't afford to have their big room monopolised. And if that wasn't enough they were demanding 70% of the profits instead of the normal 60. I haven't seen Star Wars yet but I've seen Spider-Man. Not by choice, simply by convenience. If I wanted to see Star Wars I'd have to drive to Montreal and I don't have the time.

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    1. Re:This probably helped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not surprising, Quebec thinks the world revolves around them.

  59. Lucas' Problem... by Malc · · Score: 1

    ... is: he doesn't understand acting and how to portray characters on the screen. He's great when it comes to technical details and CGI, but unfortunately he can make even the best actors seem wooden and amateurish. His fumbling attempts at romance just made me cringe.

    1. Re:Lucas' Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's true. Natalie Portman played Anne Frank for fucks sake, but good ol' lucas only cared about the herd of Banthas in the background during some shitty love scene. I swear, give the man enough bluescreen and he'll think it makes a good flick.

  60. Ignore the 3-day take by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

    For crying out loud, Spiderman opened in almost *twice* the number of screens as Attack of the Clones! Lucas refused to let it show on *any* screen unless the cinema guaranteed it four weeks in that theater. So Lucas was jerk about distribution, and he paid for it. But when one film has almost 50% more seats available to it in the first week than another, you'd *expect* it to take more money. It's surprising AOTC did as well in comparison. But don't take it as some measure of Star Wars' failure.

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    1. Re:Ignore the 3-day take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For crying out loud, Spiderman opened in almost *twice* the number of screens as Attack of the Clones! Lucas refused to let it show on *any* screen unless the cinema guaranteed it four weeks in that theater. So Lucas was jerk about distribution, and he paid for it. But when one film has almost 50% more seats available to it in the first week than another, you'd *expect* it to take more money. It's surprising AOTC did as well in comparison. But don't take it as some measure of Star Wars' failure.

      First of all, it wasn't "twice" as many. Second of all, "50% more" is half of "twice" as many. You meant 100% more seats. However, 50% more is closer to what actually happened.

      C

    2. Re:Ignore the 3-day take by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      > First of all, it wasn't "twice" as many. Second of all, "50% more" is half of "twice" as many. You meant 100% more seats. However, 50% more is closer to what actually happened.

      No, I didn't mean 100% more seats. It was close on twice the number of additional screens, but these extra screens were mostly smaller theaters with lower capacities, so the actual number of additional seats was closer to 50%.

      Thanks for playing, though.

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      -EvilMagnus
    3. Re:Ignore the 3-day take by Roxus · · Score: 1

      According to the IMDB data, it was about 20% more screens. Though I have no idea how many seats, on average, there are per screen (you seem to have an idea). My simple math seems to show AotC doing about 50% better per screen than Spiderman, at the moment, although Spiderman has 2 more weeks than AotC to drag that average down. But the per screen data also does not indicate how many showings per screen, although since the movies are about the same length in time, I'm fairly confident that they both get shown the roughly the same number of times per screen.

  61. Where does he come up with this stuff?! by gergi · · Score: 2

    If you compare the movies 1 on 1, then yep, Spiderman is doing better then EpisodeII. However, what SERIES has pulled in more money? Call me when Spiderman 6 is out and we'll compare numbers for those 6 vs the 6 Star Wars movies. I would lay money that Star Wars outsells Spiderman... several times over.

    If you want to talk about the generation gap, etc, you have to talk about staying power. Star Wars has much greater staying power than pretty much any other series. Liken Spiderman to Batman... the first one was great and they went downhill (very far downhill, IMHO) from there.

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    Nosce te Ipsum
  62. Print This Out - Use It To Wipe Your Ass by thelizman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once again Jon Katz goes the long way, arrives at the same point, but did so for all the wrong reasons. Star Wars "failure" to earn gobs of money doesn't represent any cultural paradigm shift, it represents simple market economics. It has competition from Spiderman, which came out first and took the first movie bucks available. Star Wars also defeated itself with the hype, convincing people that "oh well, I won't get to see it this weekend anyway", and those people went to see spiderman instead. Overall, Star Wars will trounce spiderman, but with just over one week in circulation it's not fair to already try to deem it a flop. It's also an utter stretch to imply that the underperformance of Star Wars is a reflection of some sort of grass roots revolution. It's a movie dumbass!

    1. Re:Print This Out - Use It To Wipe Your Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't someone invent printer toilet paper? It'd be great as a novelty at the least.

  63. It's not about the younger generation. by Target+Drone · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We saw a cultural and generational coup d'etat this month
    The younger generation has not suddenly embraced a new type of myth. Everyone, including the older generations has simply embraced a better movie. Just look at Rotten Tomatoes. Episode II got 58% (36% from the cream of the crop) . Spiderman got 87% (84% from the cream of the crop). Most of these critics are not the next generation, they're the old generation who simply know a better movie when they see it.
  64. Katz learns a new word! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elephantine! Third time it's come up in as many posts. Well done Jon, you've learned a new word, but I'm afraid you're *still* writing godawful meaningless drivel.

  65. The presumitiveness of this article makes me hurl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just 'cuz Spider-Man happened to make a fraction more money quicklier sez nothing about the comparitive qualities of the movies.

  66. So many reasons.... by X · · Score: 2

    Umm... There are like a million things that impact a movies' success in the first few weeks. I think it's rather hasty to select reasons that suit one's own agenda, and then provide no research/evidence to back one's argument's up.

    Spider-man opened on a hell of a lot more screens, for starters. Interestingly, the Spider-man brand is actually *older* than the Star Wars brand, so it is entirely possible that it's actually getting more older viewers than Star Wars, rather than Katz's statement that a new, younger generation has chosen Spider-man. Let's also not forget that Spider-man has got a decently acted romantic storyline, which makes it a better date film.

    Really, there are just so many reasons, it is silly to draw conclusions without some research.

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  67. Huh? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.

    Hello? He was producing a science-fiction movie. You know, A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away and all that? A movie that should have little or nothing to do with the real world. Nevermind the fact that the script for this movie was probably written many months, if not years, before 9-11.

    What did you expect, some contrived pointless scene where all the Jedi stop and mention how the Coruscant police and firemen are the "real heroes"? Maybe they should have called Jango Fett a terrorist instead of a bounty hunter? Come on. Star Wars has nothing to do with our real world, it's escapism. Lucas doesn't have some sort of moral obligation to refer to or otherwise acknowledge real world events. It's a movie for God's sake.

    1. Re:Huh? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      It's often said that all science fiction is about the present; maybe that's a bit strong but still you should expect a sci-fi movie to reflect the times in which it was produced. After all, you want present-day audiences to pay to see it.

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    2. Re:Huh? by Anenga · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I was going to post this, but you beat me too it. That entire thing with Spiderman and the US Flag was pretty cheap if you ask me. I, and everyone I asked, believes it was a way to market the movie to America... making money off 9/11. We've seen the CBS specials, and the CNN Dedications. I thought we didn't want to "hear about" 9/11 anymore? Wanted to forget? Not to see images of the WTC? And they took out the images of the WTC (from the trailer - which I thought were pretty cool) yet the refrence it in the movie? I mean, what do you think we visualize when we think of 9/11 patriotism, Uncle Sam riding on a pony?

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Star wars and TESB were in touch with "post 911" thoughts. Wheres a troll with that post about the xwing/747 death star/wtc whne you need themb

    4. Re:Huh? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Also, considering the Spider-Man creators specifically edited out the World Trade Center towers from every scene, I'm not sure that they really intended to tackle the issue head on either.

      mark

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    5. Re:Huh? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

      Excellent retort.

      Are we supposed to mourn 9/11 everyday? Is it now a requirement of the media to make reference to 9/11 in everything they produce? If so, must they also make reference to Columbine, Oklahoma City, Pearl Harbor, San Francisco City earthquake, Chicago fire, etc...

      Or can we get on with our lives?

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Lucas doesn't have some sort of moral obligation to refer to or otherwise acknowledge real world events. It's a movie for God's sake.

      Then why did he include the scene with a bar patron offering "death sticks" (cigarettes) to
      Obi Wan? That scene made me cringe.
      They may as well had tacked on a PSA from the Surgeon General.

    7. Re:Huh? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Nevermind the fact that the script for this movie was probably written many months, if not years, before 9-11

      The script was finished a few weeks after filming began. Although I agree with you in this case, being Sci Fi does not preclude real world content. In fact it is very common for people to use Sci Fi as a way to deal with issues that are too delicate to bring up in a "close to home" manner. I'm very glad Jengo did not become a terrorist... although perhaps Jar Jar... nah.

    8. Re:Huh? by Danse · · Score: 1

      No kidding. That scene actually made me groan out loud. It was horrible. I mean it's not that it's hard to believe that there would be drug dealers on Coruscant, or that Jedi would not approve of it, it's just that the dialog was so ham-fisted. A little subtlety would have gone a long way there.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    9. Re:Huh? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      I expect a sci-fi movie/book to reflect sci-fi. When I read a book or watch a movie, I do it for the story, the effects, or just to have a good time. Very rarely do I actually care what the writer was smoking at the time, who he was pissed at, or what the great political struggels were, while I am watching the movie. If the story is good and it intrigues me as to why something happens, then I will look around and figure out why he wrote it that way.

      However, what I can do with out, are the way they throw fluff in to make the movie fit the time, for instance, I didn't really care for the spider-man on the flag scene that they chose to end the movie with. A lot of you will disagree with me on this, but to me, it just reeked of patriotic filler content. It doesn't help the story along, all it does is give the studio's PR department a warm fuzzy.

      And let's face it, Spider-Man isn't even America's defender, he just sticks to New York, if you wanted a patriotic super hero, then they should have remade Captian America(or Superman, as he is DC's cheif patriot). I can see how this one would go now...

      The super soldier program is reinstated in order to fight the Taliban. The only thing we need to find is the right actor(ess) to play the part. Since we want to reflect the modern world, it probably should be a woman, but most of the movie would have to show her struggle as she passes test after greuling test in order to start drug treatment. She would also have to be a closet lesbian, that way they can show how hard it is for homosexuals in the military to have a love life. That should take care of most of the movie right there, the rest would be a huge CG fight scene with Captian America driving around on her motercycle throwing her sheild like some Xena rip-off (but since this is a patriotic movie, it will be highlighted as brilliant or spellbinding, I mean "the Musketeer" got good ratings didn't it?)

      In the end, I guess what I am trying to say is when it comes down to changing the story to reflect things that have little to nothing to do with the story line, just stick with what the writer originally had to say.

    10. Re:Huh? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the 'director's cut' includes said cheesy flag scene.

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    11. Re:Huh? by skirch · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is probably too late to be modded up, and it's somewhat off topic, but this post touched on one of the things that really bugs me about the new batch of Star Wars movies.

      Lucas has really screwed up by doing the exact opposite of what jayhawk suggests. There is way too much of our current culture in Star Wars, and it's one of the biggest problems with the movies. And it's not the interesting stuff, it's the annoying stuff, like the pod race announcer(s). The futuristic diner scene, the Blade-runner-esque advertising ridden cityscapes.

      It doesn't make Star Wars seem like it's taking place in a galaxy far, far away. It's bright and flashy and more like Las Vegas Star Wars to me. Compared to the ambiance, style, and aesthetic of the sequels, the prequels are way off. Painfully so. After watching Phantom Menace, I'm always left wondering if Lucas has even watched the sequels. How could he screw it all up so badly?

    12. Re:Huh? by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 2

      Not every scene.

      You can still glimpse the towers in spidey's goggles.

    13. Re:Huh? by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Am I the only one that doesn't understand this phenomenon? Are movie makers, game designers, and the rest editing out the WTCs because they are afraid it would remind people of 9-11 and thus negatively impact the sales of their stuff? In the long run wouldn't it add more value to the stuff if the no-longer-existing WTCs WERE there? Why is everyone denying reality? When the movie was made, the towers were there, now they are not. I just don't get it.

    14. Re:Huh? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think not only does it not make sense, but it's actually kind of a sick thing to do.

      Are we showing compassion towards the victim's families? "If we act like they never were up, maybe the victims won't think about how they fell when they watch the movie." Don't you think New York itself reminds them of their lost loved ones? Or airplanes?

      Are we showing the enemy that we've moved on? "Oh yeah, well, we've edited the twin towers out of our movies because they are such ancient history."

      Are we being patriotic? "To show that we stand behind the US, we don't want people to escape to a time when you could see the twin towers in the background."

      What is the logic here? I'll tell you one thing, it's very creepy.

      mark

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    15. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think that AOTC is quite thought provoking (disturbing, even) when it comes to its relevance to world events in general. The way in which power-hungry men manipulate events and *use* catastrophic happenings (whether or not they had foreknowledge of them) so as to play both sides against the middle is hardly fantasy, hardly remote from the contemporary international scene post 9/11 (or post Pearl Harbor for that matter). It just raises some thoughts that Americans don't really want to think right now, and that's *not* to the Americans' credit.

    16. Re:Huh? by Quintin+Stone · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. The pod-racer announcer was the single thing I hated most in Ep 1. Yes, even more than Jar Jar. And I think you may be right about Coruscant and its 50's diner and billboard-cluttered streets. What's next? Karaoke bars? "Reality" tv shows?

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      "Prejudice is wrong; you should hate everyone the same."

    17. Re:Huh? by RustyTaco · · Score: 1

      The force is weak with this one.

      Why do you think Master Kenobi went to get a drink and sent his padawan off to wander the crowd? Do you think it might have had something with the advice he'd give 15 seconds previous? "Relax, use the force, he went in there to hide, not to run."
      So while the padawan cools his head wandering aimlessly the Master overtly draw attention to himself as a Jedi (of which the bounty hunter knows she is being chased by) then "uses for force" to find and subdue her.

      In closing (as this looks like it will work)...
      <HANDWAVING>You do not want to troll hear</HANDWAVING>
      <HANDWAVING>You want to log off and reconsider your life</HANDWAVING>

      - RustyTaco

    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let's face it, Spider-Man isn't even America's defender, he just sticks to New York

      Just like The Tick, destined to be his City's sworn protector...

      And I think The Tick said it best: "Listen pal, I'm a superhero. I don't want to stop crime, I just want to fight it!!"

    19. Re:Huh? by Danse · · Score: 1

      No you moron. You missed my point. It's not that he was drawing attention to himself. It was primarily the "deathstick" thing. I mean come on... if he's gonna include a public service message, he can do it without whacking the audience upside the head with it. Hell, there are drugs in the Star Wars books, but you'll never hear mention of anything called a "deathstick." Subtlety seems to be lost on Mr. Lucas.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  68. Jesus, isn't the answer simple? by vkg · · Score: 2

    Lucas has lost his touch!

    Plus, he's bogged down in all of this political BS, trying to teach people a little american history and political theory (I'm sure he envisages small children asking "mommy, what's a republic?"), trying to live up to his earlier achievements, trying to say something of Significance.

    And failing miserably in the process.

    Spidey just has to be a good movie. With AOTC, Lucas had to live up to the legacy. And blew it.

    1. Re:Jesus, isn't the answer simple? by elmegil · · Score: 2
      Lucas has lost his touch!

      Touch? What touch? Have you gone back to see "Episode 4" since you became an actual adult? Luke whines, whines, whines. Leia is only marginally better than a cardboard cutout. Han Solo at least gets his sneers right.

      The movie skates on all this because 1) it was a simple story and 2) it had amazing effects. Lucas got lucky, being in the right place at the right time, and now millions have childhood memories that give the movie much more glow than it really ever had. It was a basic space opera. Lucas hasn't so much lost his touch as he's decided that giving the fans the backstory is more important than K.I.S.S.

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    2. Re:Jesus, isn't the answer simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucas has never been a talented director.

      I wish much more normal (as in "art") movies
      were made. The money consumers spend to make
      few people like Lucas arrogantly rich ought to
      be spent to provide large pool of
      directors/actors/writers with decent living to
      at least have a slight chance of something good
      out of Hollywood, not just cartoonish fantasy
      production. Why there is so few, if any, about
      regular people and their souls instead of all
      of this loom of inhuman schematic production?

      Isn't it the function of the state to support
      such things as art on a consistent basis
      without pursuing profit? Maybe at least some
      talented folks would have a chance then.

  69. Are we comparing apples to oranges? by cutecub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Media critics love to compare gross sales of film A to gross sales of film B. But are they adjusting for inflation ( in ticket price? )

    I saw Star Wars for $1.50 in 1976. I saw Spiderman for $9.00 in 2002.

    What does it mean for Spiderman to gross more than Star Wars if a ticket price is 6 times what it was when Star Wars was released?

    For once, I'd like to see a well-researched statistic which actually compares the number of tickets sold rather than gross sales. Then, perhaps, you could point to a trend.

    -S

    1. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a little more complicated than that, too. Not only are there more seats available to customers, but more people have the money and are willing to go see movies. You could rate the movie in terms of percentage of the population that went to go see it, but then you start to run into other goofy problems, since big fans of the movie will see it more than once. You can adjust ticket sales for inflation (and if you do, Gone with the Wind kicks the absolute living crap out of anything produced...well, ever) but that's a poor metric as well.

      I'm no statistician, so I don't really know of a good way to actually talk about ticket sales, and seats, and actual popularity of a movie. Anyone out there with a good math background that can help?

    2. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Flarenet · · Score: 1

      This is a great point. Whenever you compare movies from the past to today by gross box-office sales, you need to adjust for inflation. Everytime you do that you find out that "Gone With the Wind" was the highest grossing film of all time. I believe it's adjusted for inflation gross box-office is around $1.4 billion in North America. Today's movies have nothing on that!

    3. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by xTK-421x · · Score: 2, Informative
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    4. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by eostrom · · Score: 2, Informative

      A good start is the all-time domestic box office, adjusted for inflation. Spider-man is #53; Star Wars episodes 1-4 are all in the top 20; episode 5 isn't on the list yet; #1 is still Gone With The Wind. (What does that say about generations?)

      This statistic is flawed too (moviegoing behavior has changed, Americans have grown richer in comparison with the rest of the world, older movies have had more time to make their money, etc.) but it's fun.

    5. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Mordaximus · · Score: 1
      "I saw Star Wars for $1.50 in 1976"

      Damn you! I waited until the movie was released in 1977 to see it, no wonder I payed more =)

      Now on a more serious note... My family went to see it in '77 at a drive in... back then we only watched movies in drive ins. How would they calculate the gross if everyone who went to the drive-in payed to see *two* movies. Did they just /2 and give half to Star-Wars? Did whatever movie it was playing before Star wars end up looking like it did better? I'm asking out of curiosity....

    6. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

      Actually there was an article on Slate or one of those other MSN-related sites that showed the top-50 all-time highest grossing movies, based on figures adjusted for inflation. The number one movie of all time is (drum-roll please...) "Gone with the Wind". In adjusted figures, this movie grossed about 1.1 BILLION dollars U.S.-- the next closest was Star Wars with about 900 mil.

      I can't find the original article but I Googled "top 50 movies gross adjusted inflation" and found this .

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    7. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

      >>I saw Star Wars for $1.50 in 1976

      Which is amazingly impressive since it didn't come out until Summer 1977.

    8. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by xkenny13 · · Score: 2
      Media critics love to compare gross sales of film A to gross sales of film B.

      Of course they do, that way, you *always* (well, almost always) have a new >>Blockbuster But are they adjusting for inflation ( in ticket price? )

      Uhhhhhh, nope...

      I saw Star Wars for $1.50 in 1976. I saw Spiderman for $9.00 in 2002.

      Well, this page attempts to adjust for inflation, though it hasn't been updated since mid-May, and therefore does not include this past weekend's numbers (at least, not at the time of this writing):

      http://www.the-movie-times.com/thrsdir/Top10everad . tml

      According to this page, the #1 highest grossing movie of all time is ......... "Gone With the Wind"!!

      Star Wars (Ep 4) is #2, Titanic is #6, and Spider-Man is #89 (remember, this doesn't include Memorial Day's numbers yet!)

    9. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just like to point out that your comment should be modded up.

      In addition, I also find it hilarious that 3 other people replied to the post you replied to, with the exact same astonishment that "Gone with the Wind" is the number 1 movie. This immediately implies that people log in, read at an astronomically high score (obviously higher than +2), and post often redundant (and thus, amusing) factoids which have already been repeated thrice.

    10. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by gosand · · Score: 2
      For once, I'd like to see a well-researched statistic which actually compares the number of tickets sold rather than gross sales. Then, perhaps, you could point to a trend.

      Yes, maybe then you could point to a trend - a trend that has no real meaning whatsoever. Since when do ticket sales mean anything to anyone, except for the terminally clueless sheep? It is all about bragging rights, and the only people that (should) care are the people who run the movie studios. If the average American consumer, who cannot think for themselves, would just simply pull their head out of their ass for one minute, stupid-ass statistics like ticket sales wouldn't mean a damn thing to anyone. It is pathetic that a movie studio can simply run a commercial with glowing praise from no-name critics, or known ones that they have purchased, and claim it to be "the year's most XXXXX movie", and the clueless hordes will rush out and see it. And even if it stunk, they will tell all their friends how good it was, because that is what they think they are supposed to think of it. The same thing happens with the music industry. People buy what they are told to buy.

      So get in your SUV, little sheep, and go see the latest and greatest that Hollywood has to offer, so you can increase ticket sales, and perpetuate the myth just like you are told.

      --

      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    11. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Salden · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to see them report numbers of tickets sold, rather than dollars. I'm pretty sure it's simpler since we don't have to "adjust" anything over time. I guess the hype machine out there would never do this since nothing could even come close to "Gone With the Wind."

    12. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      There was a rough cut release (to a select audience) in '76 - I hear WW2 fighter models were standins for fighters. I believe that release was also B&W.

      I saw it the last week in August, 1977, which I know only because it was a birthday present (my mom REALLY didn't want me to see a movie with 'WARS' in the name, but my dad broke down). Funny how this was a movie written for kids and yet I almost didn't get to go because I was one :)

    13. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by hgh · · Score: 1

      >> I saw Star Wars for $1.50 in 1976. I saw Spiderman for $9.00 in 2002.

      Wow, the MPAA wasn't kidding when they said Ep II was leaked :). Some how I don't think inflation had much to do with the difference between Spider-man and Episode II.

    14. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering if that site has made the same mistake that a lot of such comparisons have. Assuming that you can calculate the infalted value by just multiplying the total sales by the inflation rate since it was released.

      A lot of the sales for Gone With the Wind happened after the initial relase, so not all $198 million of it deserves the same inflation values.

      Of course this exact same chain of comments happened about two weeks ago in response to yet another article about AotC.

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    15. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by badasscat · · Score: 1

      From Movieweb.com:

      "2. Why isn't this list adjusted for inflation? ... It would be a better idea to adjust the movie grosses for inflation to reflect the true dollar value of the ticket sales. For example, ticket sales at present are $5 on average as compared to 50 cents in 1939 when Gone With the Wind (#30 on the list) was released. If one uses only the dollar sales as an indicator of a movie's ticket sales, the new movies would always come on top as against the movies released in the past.

      It is too difficult to adjust for inflation as many of these films have been re-released over the years. The only way to calculate the true adjusted gross revenue (on a film which has been re-released) is to obtain the revenue from EACH YEAR that the movie was released (we don't have access to this information) & then multiply that dollar-amount by the inflationary-index vs. today's dollar.

      In order to know the adjusted gross for (let's say) Disney's (original) "101 Dalmatians", you would have to know the revenue for the movie in 1961 x the 1961 adjusted dollar-value + the revenue for the movie when it was re-released in 1970 x the 1970 adjusted dollar-value + ... the other 3 times it was re-released. ALSO, the number of tickets sold is not counted ... only the total gross ticket sales. "

      Should give you an idea why this usually isn't done. Nevertheless: http://www.teako170.com/inflation.html

      Has the original Star Wars listed at #2, adjusted for inflation (not very accurate, I'm sure, for the reasons listed above).

    16. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      It quite clearly said at the begining of the article that he was comparing Star Wars Episode 2 to Spiderman. I really doubt that the inflation over the two weeks between their release played a very big roll in sales.

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    17. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There was a rough cut release (to a select audience)
      > in '76 - I hear WW2 fighter models were standins
      > for fighters. I believe that release was also B&W.

      And they used Playmobil (TM) soldiers as stand-ins for the stormtroopers!

      :)

    18. Re:Are we comparing apples to oranges? by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      It is pathetic that a movie studio can simply run a commercial with glowing praise from no-name critics, or known ones that they have purchased, and claim it to be "the year's most XXXXX movie", and the clueless hordes will rush out and see it.

      I don't think anyone believes the "acclaims" in movie advertisements anymore. When even the crappiest of the crap gets "audiences love it," and "rave reviews," they become meaningless. No one trusts movie advertisements since ALL movies get excessive praise in the ads.

  70. Fewer theaters == Fewer $$$ by nakhla · · Score: 3, Redundant

    It's also important to note, however, that Spider Man opened in considerably more theaters than Star Wars. I *believe*, though I'm not sure, the number was somewhere between 1500-2000. That makes a BIG difference in the money that Star Wars pulled in.

    1. Re:Fewer theaters == Fewer $$$ by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      True. Apparently Sony locked in the largest screens by opening Spiderman two weeks earlier than Star Wars. Lucasfilm claims they don't want to show Ep2 on inferior screens, hence less coverage. I personally believe that they knew that this movie would have a luke-warm (no pun intended) reception after the first weekend. I saw it on one of only two digital projection screens in Toronto on the Saturday afternoon and there were seats still available. Anecdotal evidence, yes, but I would see Spiderman again whereas I will not see Ep2 again...ever...ugh. "Your skin is so smooth...unlike sand" ---AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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    2. Re:Fewer theaters == Fewer $$$ by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 1

      It's also important to note, however, that Spider Man opened in considerably more theaters than Star Wars. I *believe*, though I'm not sure, the number was somewhere between 1500-2000. That makes a BIG difference in the money that Star Wars pulled in.

      Even so, Spider-Man made more $$ per theater than than AotC. Remember, Spider-Man's 3 day opening wasn't just a couple million more than AotC, it was $28 million more. That's pretty amazing.

      You also have to consider that AotC was in fewer theaters because Lucas put requirements on how much the theaters have to show his movie. So, those theaters showing AotC will probably be showing it longer than Spider-Man gets shown on average. Lucas has been in filmmaking for some time and knows how to make a buck. His decision to put requirements on the theaters was a business move, an attempt to make more money.

    3. Re:Fewer theaters == Fewer $$$ by LazloHollyfeld · · Score: 1

      According to Yahoo! Movies, Spider-Man opened in 3615 theaters and Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones opened in 3151 theaters.

  71. Craftsmanship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps it has less to do with the reforging of the myth and more to do with the execution.
    Although not the pinnacle of english literature, at least Spider Man's dialogue didn't appear to be read off of cue cards.
    Nevermind that the (AOTC) dialogue itself seemed to have been pulled from a cheap paperback romance novel in most parts..

  72. Post 9/11 America? by MisterBlister · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How can you bring up 9/11 in this discussion with a straight face, Katz?

    Both of these movies were long done with principal photography by 9/11/01. Spider-Man is a better movie because it inserted a couple of pro-American "If you're not with us New Yorkers you're against us" scenes?

    What should Lucas have done, added a scene where the Sith fly a speeder into the Jedi temple tower?

    I'm not taking any sides here in the movie debate.. I liked both of thesem movies, and unlike Jon I don't think box office equates in any way to how good a movie is (yes Jon, this is the argument you are making..try reading your own writing and you'll see it). Is Titanic really that great of a movie? By Jon's logic it is..

    Seriously, Katz, doesn't journalistic integrity mean anything to you anymore?

    1. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Yahiko · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I liked both of thesem movies..."

      Jar Jar? Jar Jar is that you?

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    2. Re:Post 9/11 America? by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      I liked both of thesem movies

      Thesem? Thesem?

      Jar-Jar, is that you?!?!

    3. Re:Post 9/11 America? by ryants · · Score: 2
      Seriously, Katz, doesn't journalistic integrity mean anything to you anymore?
      Not to defend Jon or anything, but he really isn't a journalist... more of a pundit*. Therefore, he really isn't supposed to have integrity in the first place.

      (* Pundit in the new, cynical defintion of the word, not the classical "learned man" definition)

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    4. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean the gasbag, self-serving wanker kind of pundit.

    5. Re:Post 9/11 America? by uberman · · Score: 2

      Do you hear that furious clicking sound? That's the sound of a thousand 'Katz filters' being turned on.

      Rant:
      Katz has the amazing ability to turn every meaningless 'news story' into a 'huge win for geek culture' or a 'monumental culture shift'.
      NEWSFLASH KATZ: Most people who've seen both thought Spiderman was a better movie, could that be why it's doing better at the box office??

      Rant:
      Don't even get me started on his milking of 9/11, it reminded me of NBC's Olympic coverage where every American athlete was a hero just for waking up every morning to compete. It's sick how the 'media' keeps milking an event where 3000 everyday people died, I would have thought even Katz would be above this.

      Whew. I'm ready to have this modded down now....

    6. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "If you're not with us New Yorkers you're against us"
      Actually instead of that same old false dichotomy, what was said was, "If you mess with Spider-Man, you mess with us." Just to let the non-New Yorkers out there know, that the feeling of community and helping each other out didn't grow because of 9-11. It's been strong before in the Big Apple.
    7. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [snip] Seriously, Katz, doesn't journalistic integrity mean anything to you anymore? [/snip]

      ... "Anymore"? :)

    8. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, you mean the gasbag, self-serving wanker kind of pundit

      Exactly. When the FBI decides it's time to bring Katz in, they won't bother issuing a photo on the Wanted posters, just that description.

    9. Re:Post 9/11 America? by Etriaph · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I liked both of thesem movies, and unlike Jon I don't think box office equates in any way to how good a movie is

      I completely agree with you. You take a recent movie, _Wonder_Boys_ for example. It was probably one of my favourite movies of all time and no one went to see it both times they put it in the theatres.

      Star Wars: EP II wasn't just competing against a huge blockbuster of a movie, it was competing against SPIDER-MAN. This is a character who's been in comic books for how long? Forty years? Spidey predates SW by a long shot, and it's certainly not surprising that many, young and old, would go see it. I was expecting it to be huge.

      Episode II (excepting a rather bitchy/whiny Anakin) was a great movie, and has every right to boast. We got to see Clone Troopers kick the crap out of droids (and vice versa), we got to see Yoda get his force on, and let's face it, Ewan did a great Obi-Wan! Whena yousa thinkin' wesa bein' a good movie? Sure Lucas markets his stuff like a Jedi, but he's a great capitalist and I can respect that. I just think everyone's upset cause they want to buy the stuff. Your fault, not his.

      Anyway, my favourite movie is still The Fellowship of the Ring. I've seen it 7 times and I'm going on 8. :)

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    10. Re:Post 9/11 America? by dan_bethe · · Score: 1

      The closest thing I can suggest is this. It's the original Spider-Man trailer from before 9/11/2002, showing the twin towers prominently and intact.

  73. Re:FAP! by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

    and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  74. where to begin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. joseph campbell had nothing to do with anything with george lucas' name on it.

    2. the fat lady has not sung. a year from now, compare worldwide gross of star wars v. spider-man.

    3. stfu katz.

    -ac

  75. Credit to the kids and to Spider-Man PR by phossie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Spider-Man wasn't exactly devoid of hype, either. I mean, just how many sponsorships does this movie have? How many promotional tie-ins? I've seen far more hype for Spider-Man than I've seen for the painfully titled AotC. Granted, I live in a hole, but still...

    It's ridiculous to imply that one massively budgeted Hollywood movie is some kind of underdog to another massively budgeted Hollywood movie.

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  76. did i just agree with....katz?! by mgandhi2 · · Score: 1

    I have a long standing argument with my friends about ATOC; I thought it was poorly assembled, they thought it was the "greatest movie EVER!" One reason I am staunch in my critique of the film is that not a single person can speak with me about the story of the film, which leads me to believe that the story has several problems and holes. I was impressed by the visual effects, I was impressed by the soundtrack, I was even impressed by Yoda doing backflips and kung-fu....but that's all it is: impressed. I usually don't agree with Katz on anything, but I agree with him that Attack of the Clones was a lot of hype with lots of glitz and little story-telling.
    However. I don't think that Spiderman strayed far from the hype engine, either. I wasn't dramatically impressed by the film, but I was at least taken in by the story. It provided a solid enough basis that the glitz, glamour, and cool CGI was more than just bright lights and sound.
    I highly doubt that the modern youth will suddenly decide that hype is bad. It will be with us a while longer, even if we all hope to see films that have a solid foundation in story-telling.

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    1. Re:did i just agree with....katz?! by Kombat · · Score: 2
      not a single person can speak with me about the story of the film

      It's sad that you and your friends' attention spans have been so wildly eroded by the instant-gratification of the Internet that none of you were capable of grasping the plot of such a simple piece of science fiction escapism.

      Let me boil it down for you: [SPOILERS] Senator Palpatine orchestrated an interstellar war in order to assume complete control of the republic under martial law. Using this power, he assembled a massive army of clones which he intends to use to conquer the universe. The trade federation, in association with several thousand other disgruntled star systems, wants out of the republic, and has assembled a droid army of their own.

      Meanwhile, Anakin grew up and fell in love with Amidala. They've wed secretly. He's got the dark side in him.

      Does that help? Feel free to print this out and show it to your equally-slow friends. But don't bash a movie because the plot was too complicated for you to understand. By your logic, "The Usual Suspects" would be a piece of cimematic crap.

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  77. Of course we care by wazzzup · · Score: 1
    ...do we care how Anakin got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?...

    Yes we care. Can't you remember when you were a kid and wondered how Anakin Skywalker turned into Darth Vader? Aren't you still wondering how Anakin/Darth becomes half machine?

    I swear to God it's some en vogue thing to bash Star Wars. Jon, how would you tell the story of the birth of Darth Vader without showing what led up to it? It's not like people go bad by turning on a switch, it's usually small transgressions over time that make the next one easier to commit.

    Bah, I'm rambling. Was Phantom Menace a decent movie. No. Was Attack of the Clones? Yes.

  78. you poor, poor slashers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article only proves one thing, you all have nothing but the ability to bitch, bitch, bitch. Okay, let's use your logic in defining why Spider-Man is better than Star Wars Ep 2 (I liked both by the way, and my girlfriend thought Ep 2 was better. I for one, don't think that both can be compared). How much money it made...and let's just forget about story, plot, characters, direction, and all that cause every fucking critic has a different opinion about what is good dialogue. We're sticking with money. By your genius calculations, because Spider-Man has been making money faster than Episode 2, Spider-Man is a better film AND younger generations had usurped Episode 2 as THE film. What a crock of shit. It's one thing to express an opinion on a film, but it's another to drudge up some bullshit to continually prove why Star Wars is such a bad film. Slashdot has truly turned into some den of babbling spoiled little girls. AND by your own MONEY example, Microsoft is the greatest software company in the world--BY YOUR OWN MONEY EXAMPLE. Slashers, I have one thing to say: lighten the fuck up.

  79. Inventing an Issue by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jon, might I suggest that you write about real issues instead of inventing them?

    The reality is: Star Wars Episode II and Spiderman are both doing well. Why create a conflicts and a social even when there isn't one? Most people I know saw both; they're great escapist eye candy. I can spout statistics that show how Star Wars beat Spidey at the box office (per screen revenues, for example)... but it's not worth the trouble.

    I just took my two oldest dughters, ages 13 and 11 to see Star Wars. There is something magical about taking my kids to see a movie mythos that I've loved since the first film amazed me at age 15. The same thing happened with The Lord of the Rings last December -- I shared with my kids something special from my own life.

    I'll be impressed when Spiderman 5 comes out in twenty-fix years and still pulls down blockbuster numbers.

  80. confusing by LlamaDragon · · Score: 1

    I've got nothing in particular against Mr. Katz, but the only reason I read this story was because the paragraph on the front page was utterly meaningless. I couldn't figure out if it was a good star wars bit or a bad one...and who knew it had anything to do with spiderman?

    As far as the rest is concerned, what should be clear to even the most casual observer is that Attack of the Clones was mediocre, and Spider Man (while I haven't seen it personally) is apparently very good. It only makes sens that a good movie will make more money than a mediocre one that is simply riding on the coat tails of past success.

    You can go on all you want about love stories and heroes and whatnot, but I think if Attack of the Clones had good acting and a better script it could've been a much better film, even with a similar plot.

    Just my little opinion.

    1. Re:confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LlamaDragon wrote: I've got nothing in particular against Mr. Katz, but the only reason I read this story was because ...

      The only reason I skimmed (I can't believe anybody actually reads Katz' drivel) this story was much the same reason one is fascinated by train wrecks. In that respect I was not disappointed.

  81. Campbell's myth is overrated by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that JonKatz has bought into the myth that Star Wars is some sort of epic drama. It's not. It's a saturday morning Sci-Fi serial, nothing more. If you expect the movies to be some soert of life-defining experience,then you are blessedly mistaken. AoTC was as good as Empire in my opinion, and I am an obsessive SW fanboy. But I never bought into the Power of Myth interpretation. I always saw SW as a 1950's-era space opera/science fantasy, and through those lenses, AoTC rocked. Lucas didn't rape anyone's childhood.. They raped themselves by building a nostalgia wall around three mediocre, yet genre defining movies of the same caliber as Battlestar Galactica

    1. Re:Campbell's myth is overrated by hplasm · · Score: 0

      It's a little harsh, don't you think, to define anything as being of the same caliber as Battlestar Galactica. After all, it did have the damnable Muffit robot dog bastard in it.

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  82. Sometimes a cigar, is a cigar... by toupsie · · Score: 2
    Jon, please stop trying to find some thread of importance in something that is completely unimportant. The only people that could give a damn that Spirderman is making more money at the box office than Star Wars are washed up journalists that do not have the talent to hold a real job. Even worse is someone whose only current writing credit is producing articles on Slashdot. God, what's next? Enigma didn't make as much at the box office as Pi so geeks are more into math than encryption?

    Stop pretending to be a geek, pick up a copy of UNIX for Dumbasses and learn something. Jesus, can you get any more vapid? Spider-man vs. Star Wars? Fat ass Comic Book Store owners are now laughing at you.

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  83. Marketing, Not Story by nautical9 · · Score: 1
    As with everything in life, it's not about which product is better - it's about how they're marketed.

    For months, all I saw on TV were Spider-Man ads, major hype in newspapers, magazines & comic strips, and all I heard on the radio were the two big hits from the Spider-Man soundtrack (as the DJ's would constantly remind us): Sum 41's "What We're All About" and Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott's "Hero".

    Yet I didn't see a tenth of the advertising for AtoC (and it seemed like a lot less than they did for the Phantom Menace). I believe Lucas intentionally cut down on the merchandising and marketing partnerships with big companies like Pepsi (who owns Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC) this time round, for whatever reason.

    The younger generation spends half their TV time watching MTV, and a constant barrage of videos & ads for Spider-Man vs. the occasional ad for AtoC means the Spider-Man marketing folks knew what they were doing.

    I've seen both, and although they're flawed in various minor ways, I'm rate them awfully close.

  84. To hell with "simple story-telling" by nagora · · Score: 2
    I for one am sick to death of "simple story telling". If JK can't handle a film with more than one plot-line then that's his problem, I enjoyed the complexity of the story line in Clones.

    I was 12 when Star Wars came out and it's not my fault Lucas waited until I was 37 to get as far as the fifth film, so I don't want or expect the same sort of film that I did when I was 12.

    TWW

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  85. What about theaters? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    From everything I had read and from talking to other people, it seemed that Star Wars has the simple disadvantage of not playing in nearly as many theaters - I thought the number was about 1/3. From what I recall it's a combination of Lucas beeing more choosy and Spiderman being deliberatly pushed to as many theaters (and especially screens within a theater) as possible, much more so than any other movie before... I think the theater I saw spiderman in had about six screens going opening day.

    I did like Spiderman a lot. But again because of the theater issue, I had no illusions about the movie taking in more money than Spiderman, and the numbers are in line with what I'd think they would be. The whole story seems to need a big old helping of "Never Mind" tacked at the end...

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  86. My god where do you dream this crap up? by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "...you're trying to make great movies aimed primarily at the young."

    WHAT? I guess the comic books were for the young as well?

    Spider-Man is doing so well because it ISN'T targeted at primarily young.
    It's for the Gen-Xers.
    It's for our parents.
    It's for anyone who loves super heroes.
    It's for geeks.
    It's for people who have read and loved the comic books.
    And for people who watched the cartoons (I hoped that they would reuse the same 3 scenes for when he was swinging around. At least once, just for us!)

    Why do you think we got the X-men? Blade? Why do you think the Hulk is on it's way? Scoobie? Not for the kiddies moron, it's for us. They know we'll bite. That we'll all go see our heroes in action. They want to drag the BIG kids in.

    The average age opening night when I was there, best as I can figure (while waiting in line), was 30+. Not 12. Not 18. It was our generation wearing the spidey shirts for crying out loud!

  87. The Empire didnt stumble... by Mode+Frozen · · Score: 1

    Rather, the expectations of its fans and moviegoers stumbled. Those that have yet to see the movie are probably waiting for the home version.

  88. Why is this on SlashDot? by MountainLogic · · Score: 2
    I don't see every product from Microsoft reported here in sacred tones. And for good reason, it's sub-par product being shoved down out throats with media hype and strong arm tactics. So why is this big media schlock being reported here, on a daily basis, as if it were the second coming? Look at the owners here AOL /Time-Warner, Disney, Sony, etc.

    Hello! These are the same conglomerates that fund MPIA and RIAA (Sure you remember these acronyms these are the acronyms that brought you other fun acronyms such as DMCA, COPA and others). Lets drop the "free media" for the fat-cat media conglomerates and expand our horizons on shashdot to truly innovative arts and letters.

  89. whatever by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    Episode1 was not very good. People haven't forgiven Lucas for that. But to say this is silly:

    We saw a cultural and generational coup d'etat this month, at least in cinematic terms -- if we were watching. Star Wars was challenged by millions of rebellious kids, who decided to choose a new kind of myth

    Whatever, goof. When I was watching Episode 2, there was no generational lines. There were little kids, teens, "young adults," and old folks all in awe and loving it. Episode 2 was a great movie. It will survive in the theatres a while.

    Spiderman, on the other hand, had only a 15-30 crowd, and then a crowd that *really* looked like it need to get a life. Not the same cross-generational appeal. It will survive a long while as well, but...its not going to be the kind of movie that you'll have your kids watch 20 years from now.

    Episode 2 is also in like half the # of theatres as Spiderman. There is a reason for that, yes...but the reason doesn't change the fact that when I went and watched it (again) last night it was still sold out.

    Was Spiderman better? Does what entrances and us change? I say no on both accounts. Spiderman was more fun (and allowed for actual acting, too!) but...it was more like just watching a goofy fantasy of sorts. Episode 2, beyond any "selling out" that Lucas has done (gawd I've been sick of that term for years) was still a great story. It was an adventure. And it was very good.

  90. Let's cut to the chase ... by dustpuppy · · Score: 2
    Star Wars Ep II was simply not as good a movie as Spider Man. Yeah yeah, maybe Katz has a point with his intellectual discussion on why Spiderman is doing better in the box office, but I think it's simply that Spiderman is better.

    I love Star Wars as much as the next person, but what was with:

    the really bad wooden acting - I had no problem with the acting in Ep1, but Ep2 really sucked

    the really corny lines - I mean how many cliches could they pull out for the romance scenes?!?

    everything looked 2D. Take one CG background and shoot the actors standing in front of it giving dialogue. It looked so fake.

    cliched camera shots - that big climatic battle when the camera zooms up to the troop carriers - like watching some b-grade Vietnam war movie ...

    I could go on and on but I think you get the point. If I could delete Jar Jar Bink from Ep1, I would quite confidently say that Ep1 was a better movie than Ep2, and neither compares to Spiderman.

    1. Re:Let's cut to the chase ... by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      the really bad wooden acting - I had no problem with the acting in Ep1, but Ep2 really sucked.

      The bad acting was just the symptom of really bad directing. Look at the talent he has to work with! McGregor, Portman, Lee, Jackson. They're all very, very good actors. And they come off like they're in some sad grade school Christmas play. It's painfully obvious that the real problem is Lucas' directing.

      How in the name of god could you yell "Cut! Print!" after any one of those "love scenes"? What sort of pointers could he have given them to coax them into that performance? It's mind boggling.

      the really corny lines

      Ditto the writing. Lucas couldn't supply dialogue to a Craftmatic adjustable bed commercial. Painful.

      Lucas is a very visionary, very motivated guy. If he left just those two tasks, writing and directing, to others, I think he could make something great.

  91. 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America"

    WTF? Wasn't this movie written and filmed months before 9/11? Jesus christ man, I didn't like the movie either, but I'm weary of anyone that heavy handedly uses the term "post-9/11" in an article to debate something that has nothing to do with 9-11.

  92. By that definition the best movie of all time is: by xnuandax · · Score: 1

    Titanic...over $600M at the box office. Enough said.

    I would suppose that this is because it has a more generic appeal than a narrow genre like 'Sci-Fi'. The problem that Lucas is facing is that special effects are no longer a trump card for a movie, the kids these days expect nothing less.

    So what's left with episode I & II is some tragically bad acting, corn-ball dialogue and blatent angling for post-release merchandising. And that ain't going to generate any 'special effects' at the box office.

    Basically the only thing keeping the heart beating on episodes I through III is loyalty to the originals. I personally don't think Spiderman is any kind of cultural Zeitgeist though...was a good movie that a family could go watch (good for box office takings) but no Star Wars IV/Matrix/Blade Runner...

    May the midichlorians be with you.

  93. OMG SHUT THE HELL UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shutup LOSER, stop blowing hot air about BULLSHIT!!! GET A REAL JOB!!

  94. Katz is an idiot... by grapeape · · Score: 1

    Ive been hearing this argument for weeks, but the fact is neither side seems to get the background facts in order before spouting off.

    First off Spiderman is a standalone movie, no prior experience required. Second the film premiered on a friday against nothing else of note, plus it premiered on nearly 1000 more screens. Third who cares? I enjoyed them both, whats with having to pick sides anyway. I liked LOTR, Spidey and Episode 2 and will probably like Matrix Reloaded and etc...its just entertainment people..enjoy it.

    That said, I guarantee that spidey will be a bit long in the tooth long before Spiderman V. (Superman Quest for Peace anyone?)

  95. AoC better than Spiderman by bwt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I saw both within a few days. I don't understand why Spiderman is so popular. It was OK, not great. It had the great benefit of low (no?) expectations.

    I cringed twice during AoC at the mushy stuff, and twice during Spiderman. The bad guys had about the same level of character development (which was not much). The action was better in AoC (Did anybody really find the "Green Goblin" to be a good bad guy). The acting was a little better in Spiderman (but neither deserve Academy nominations). The overall plot complexity of AoC was much more rich.

    I believe that all the people that knock AoC are basically just bitter about the fact that they have had to grow up. The original Star Wars movies were "magical", right? How can any movie live up to the *demand* that it restore people's feelings of childhood wonderment.

    1. Re:AoC better than Spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anybody really find the "Green Goblin" to be a good bad guy
      Yes.
      I thought they developed his character and motive well enough through the story, without overshadowing the main character.
      I also thought the casting was excellent and stayed very close to the source material for look and tone.

    2. Re:AoC better than Spiderman by The+Raven · · Score: 2

      I admit that your other assertion, that AotC had better action overall, is true. But I disagree with this:

      Did anybody really find the "Green Goblin" to be a good bad guy

      I loved the Green Goblin. The action scenes were ok, but the real icing was the scenes where he talks to himself... the concept of a completely schizophrenic evil guy was pulled off quite nicely.

      The Raven

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    3. Re:AoC better than Spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spider-man's trailer was awful, so I didn't watch it. I knew AotC would suck, but didn't realize the extent. But a group of friends were going, so why not? Now I know why not. Remembering this line when Ep3 comes out will save you $7-$9: "I don't like sand..."

  96. That's hilarious, Katz. by Stickerboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours. In doing so, these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism, punctured a billion-dollar balloon, and maybe even sparked a (relative) movement away from whorish sellouts, back to simpler story-telling. I, for one, sure hope so.

    Heheh... only Katz could consider a movie (Spider-Man) produced by Sony Pictures, Inc. and spender of over $50 million in marketing to the unwashed masses a "balk[ing] at mega-hype", "simplicity", and "punctur[ing] a billion dollar balloon".

    Let's see, reasons why Spider-Man made more money its opening weekend than Episode II:

    4. It has a shorter running time, and therefore can be shown more times per day by theaters,
    3. It showed on over 7,500 screens, as opposed to Episode II's 6,000,
    2. It is (subjectively) a better movie, and audiences (maybe) prefer it, and

    1. Spider-Man opened to no competition from other summer blockbusters, whereas Episode II opened against Spider-Man.

    That Katz. When you need a highly publicized, mega-hyped troll, you know who to call.

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    1. Re:That's hilarious, Katz. by Anenga · · Score: 1

      You didn't mention the bulked up advertising for Spiderman. The fast food toys, the commercials, the junk food promotions...

      Lucas said he wasen't spending so much on advertising, which as you can see is what happened. There aren't *nearly* as much commercials for it as there was for Episode I.

    2. Re:That's hilarious, Katz. by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 2

      You fail to include the fact that the amount of FREE hype Star Wars receives from websites such as slashdot is worth many times over the paltry $50 million spent on spider-man. Lucas invites 10 losers out to his dirt farm and then 1000s of articles are written at no expense to him. Lucas releases a trailer on a website, and tens of thousands download it and hype it up.

      Bottom line -- star wars receives tens of millions worth of FREE hype, with NO effort. That is what Katz is comparing.

    3. Re:That's hilarious, Katz. by clontzman · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and Spider-Man was a real sleeper hit. Now pardon me while I call my Mom on my Spider-Man Cingular Wireless phone and slurp down my Spider-Man Dr. Pepper.

      Spider-Man's an okay movie, but let's not turn it into an indie picture. It's as crassly commercial as they come.

  97. No, it's because Spider is also a chick flick by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not discount the chick-ocitude of Spiderman. That right away nearly doubles the market for the picture.

    Spiderman 2 will have more chickness and probably some orphans and puppies and unicorns too.

    Clones didn't do too badly considering it was the first major motion picture, aparently written entirely by a machine.

    1. Re:No, it's because Spider is also a chick flick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget throwing in pretty horsies to pull in the girls 9 to 11 crowd.

    2. Re:No, it's because Spider is also a chick flick by Chorizo911 · · Score: 0

      I vote yes for unicorns and puppys (could you also add some babies giggling).

  98. didn't spiderman out-mega-hype SW though? by *weasel · · Score: 1

    in looking at number of screens shown (sony is in the same megacorporation that owns star/loews theatres, and that helps get the big screen count), and advertising dollars spent?

    spiderman opened on 3876 screens, episode ii opened on 3161. sony spent $50 million on advertising, lucas spent around $35.

    not to cut episode ii any slack. i just thought that if you're going to rip on star wars, there's plenty of valid points, without resorting to painting with the JonKatz(tm) 'Broad Buzzword Paintbrush'.

    i would say that spiderman won because of -better- storytelling, not necessarily simpler (a third grader could come up with the drivel in episode 2.).

    hey, i choose spiderman over episode ii myself. but not because i'm bucking mega-hype or sellouts. i prefer it, because episode ii is -that- bad. i also choose xmen over spiderman, and unbreakable over xmen. for reference.

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  99. There is no story by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 1

    In my opinion the fundamental problem with AOTC is the lack of a grand story line, somethign to sink your teeth into and ruminate on. The first two films could have been apocryphal. The story began in episode 4 and was carried through to the end in 6. These early films provide some background information but have no story on their own. This is why they seem to lack inspiration and leave no lasting impression.

  100. 911 911 911 by paradesign · · Score: 1
    Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.

    um, i think i would have been even more dissapointed in lucas if he would have bent in response/respect to the events of 9/11, although there was a great disturbance in the force that day.

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  101. Getting the girl by Mart · · Score: 1

    Luke Skywalker, too, was powerless and trapped when we first met him. Then he met Obi-Wan, got in touch with the Force, went soaring around the universe to battle evil -- and didn't get the girl, either.

    If he had gotten get the girl, it would have made the part where he found she was his sister somewhat less palatable for a family audience.

    Seriously though, Luke certainly seems to enjoy his snog with Leia in The Empire Strikes Back, and the Luke/Leia/Solo love triangle subplot is played out right up to the end of The Return of the Jedi ("You love him don't you?", "Yes", "OK I'm off", "No wait, he's my brother", "Phew!" (smooches)) Does anyone else find this slightly strange?

  102. Don't look on slashdot for unbiased opinions by maddskillz · · Score: 1

    It seems all the people here are either so pro Star Wars that they are oblivous to anything that would make the movie less then pefect, or they are so sick of all the rabid Star Wars fans that they will say they hate it out of spite.
    I didn't think AOTC was too bad, at the same time, if it hadn't been for the original trilogy, I never would bothered to see it at all. I did find the first 2/3s of the movie extremely slow, whereas I enjoyed Spider Man the entire time.

  103. AotC Sucked by Zelet · · Score: 1

    I don't care what any fanboy says. The first hour of AotC had horrible writing/acting and the second half had no plot but was "action packed"... so I would have to give AotC a 30% entertainment value for lack of any good acting but +5% for Yoda's Kick-ass scene.

    Sitting through AotC was bad the first time but suicide educing the second (I assume). But I was thrilled and entertained throughout from Spiderman the second time I saw it.

    It has nothing to do with different tastes of different generations... but has everything to do with the quality of each movie.

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    1. Re:AotC Sucked by FPhlyer · · Score: 1

      Sure. But it was still better then Phantom Menace.

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  104. Americans can't think anymore by genkael · · Score: 1

    The real issue with the current Star Wars franchise boils down to 2 points: 1) Star Wars movies are made for kids, and most of us who saw them as kids are seeing the new ones as adults, thus we are not the target market 2) Americans have become so incapable of following multiple storylines in a movie that they dislike those movies that do have more then 1 plot line. Point 1 is pretty self explanitory. We no longer see a Star Wars movie with the eyes and curiousity of a 10 year old. When I went to see Clones for the second time, I was listening to a kid about 8 years old sitting behind me talk with his dad prior to the movie. He was in awe. Those of us in our 20s and 30s have adult perspectives and are no longer thrilled by a basic action movie with multiple stories intermingled. Point 2 has been coming for some time. New complicated movies that have more then 1 plotline are to complex for the typical American these days. When I saw Brotherhood of the Wolf and the theater it was truely amazing. Several storylines, awesome dialog, although subtitled, and a whole tie-in with history. After discussing the movie with friends they found it complex and incomprehensible. Yes I live in the U.S., and my friends are quite bright as a general rule. But they are stereotypical in there viewing of movies.

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  105. Wow.... by smcavoy · · Score: 2

    I used to think that I couldn't write, that I just didn't have the inspiration. After actually reading your dribble, I am insipired. If you can actually make a living on sell this shite as journalism or even something to read, I know I can at least be *ok*.

    Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.

    And just what the hell is this? It would sundenly be *good* to re-edit the whole moive to make it more patriotic? That part with the bridge in Spiderman is SO post 9/11 it's not even funny. I mean how the fuck does that suddenly fit in? It's there to capitalize on 9/11. Maybe if they replaced the sith lords with Osamma bin-laden look alikes you'd be happier... damn. I'm with the trolls on this one, you suck dead dog ass, in a major way!

  106. Star Wars creamed the spin-offs from day one. by Spudley · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article makes it sound like the recent Star Wars episodes have sold-out. This isn't true: Lucas and Star Wars defined spin-off marketing from day one. Prior to Star Wars, spin-off marketing of movies was practically unheard of, and certainly never made more money than the film itself even when it did appear. But when Star Wars burst onto the scene, it brought an army of plastic minatures into the world that became a marketing phenomenon.
    Today, original Star Wars figures are often worth a small fortune to collectors. In their day they made a big fortune for George Lucas. So don't tell me he's selling out now. It may be even bigger and brasher this time round, but he was the one who invented the idea in the first place.

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    1. Re:Star Wars creamed the spin-offs from day one. by ec_hack · · Score: 1
      This isn't true: Lucas and Star Wars defined spin-off marketing from day one. Prior to Star Wars, spin-off marketing of movies was practically unheard of, and certainly never made more money than the film itself even when it did appear.

      Um. Well, Disney is the example of spin-off marketing. There is a lot of the Mouse's stuff out there and there has been for years. (Example: Coonskin caps in the 50s from the Davy Crockett shows. Mousketeer ears. Disneyworld.) All Lucas did was wake the other studios up to the possibilities.
    2. Re:Star Wars creamed the spin-offs from day one. by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      So don't tell me he's selling out now. It may be even bigger and brasher this time round

      Also don't forget that the spin-offs and marketing were slashed for AotC. The marketing for TPM got completely out of control, and really turned off a lot of people. It also completely saturated the market. Lucas got raked over the coals for letting it happen, and there is still a shitload of TPM merchandise sitting in warehouses (if it hasn't progressed to the landfill yet.) Newsweek had an article a few weeks back about what had been done to try to correct the mistakes of TPM when they made and released AotC. Massive cuts in the amount of marketing and merchandising were like the #1 change.

      So yeah, I agree Katz is totally off the mark on this one. Quote he could have chosen at least somewhat of a classier route and put some limits on the marketing that now engulfs big movies. Instead he acted like Jabba the Hutt, gorging on every dollar he could get. Which is telling given that Lucas did in fact put limits on the marketing after the travesty of TPM. Where the hell has Katz been? Maybe he should spend less time bagging on "old" media and more time reading some of it. The reduced marketing was widely reported, as well as being blatently obvious to anybody who remembers TPM.

    3. Re:Star Wars creamed the spin-offs from day one. by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1
      Um, actually, they didn't. The original Kenner line of Star Wars toys didn't appear until many, many months after the original movie opened -- and even then, they came at a frustratingly slow trickle for an eight year old.

      In short, the toys were an afterthought. It wasn't until ESB that the toy machine really got cranking, and it wasn't until ROTJ that the storyline began to suffer due to the merchandising. But contrast the long, slow trickle of a handful of toys after ANH with the enormous tail-wagging-the-dog blitz that accompanied The Phantom Menace....

  107. Dude... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

    they're just movies. Besides, Clones played in less theatres, and kids are just plain stupid and relative to the rest of the movie fare out there, they threw away just as much money at both Spiderman and Clones.

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  108. Coup d'etat? by LordSkippy · · Score: 1

    So kids turned their backs on Star Wars? I guess that's why Episode II is number one two weeks running, and did almost twice the business Spidey did this past holiday weekend.

    The said truth is that Katz is about three years behind the times, when Lucas bashing was at it's peak.

    Also, did he even see the film? Or did he just go to alt.movies.reviews.i.hate.lucas and read reviews there?

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  109. Luke getting the girl by joshua_doesnt_know · · Score: 1

    One thing I would like to point out here, Peter Parker perhaps did not get the girl but that is part of the story. If you read the comics, they didn't become a couple for a long while. Now they are married or something but thats besides the point!! I sure would hope Luke wouldn't "get the girl" because the girl is HIS SISTER!!! It is bad enough when they kiss, but if he "got the girl" that would have been... WRONG!

  110. Other Directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screenwriters and playwrights *shouldn't* direct and produce their own works. The creator thinks every line of his work is precious and deserves telling. An outside director is removed enough from the source to focus on the core elements of the story -- whatever he determines them to be.

  111. A morning without Katz is like.... by owlmeat · · Score: 1

    A morning without skin cancer
    A morning without cat shit on the carpet
    A morning without a dead car battery
    A morning without a premenstral female

    Feel free to add your own.

    You get the picture. Why, on a Monday morning no less do we get subjected to his mindless drivel.

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    They stab it with their steely knives,

    But they just can't kill the beast.

    1. Re:A morning without Katz is like.... by supahdren · · Score: 1
      Why, on a Monday morning no less do we get subjected to his mindless drivel.

      by owlmeat on Tuesday May 28

      lol

  112. Screens and teens by Wicked+Panda · · Score: 1

    Here are two factors that need to be taken to account.

    Screens!

    From Hollywood.com:
    3,161 theaters for SW2 and 3,615 theaters for Spidy.

    Teens!

    I went and finally saw both movies yesterday. The digital showing of SW2 was awesome, and sold out all day long. Spiderman was full, but not sold out.

    The demographics were completely different. There was a huge number of teenage and younger girls in the Spiderman showing. Way beyond what you would expect for a comic that is normally a male audience. I would estimate half of the people seeing it were mothers and groups of 10-15yr old girls. It was weird being in the same theater.

    SW was mostly older people, with a good mix of the sexes. Lots of dates.

    There - make of it what you will.

  113. I bask in the moral superiority of my movies! by marhar · · Score: 2
    ...these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism...

    Because they went to see Spiderman? I can't wait to see what they rediscover from MIB 2. Virtue, fortitude, courage, brighter teeth and fresher breath, I suppose. William Bennett, call your office!

  114. Reality Check Requested by jmoriarty · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the summary paragraph for this story multiple times and still didn't understand what he was talking about? I'm certainly not the fastest fish in the tank, but I can hold my own. Reading that paragraph gave me flashbacks of reading Finnegan's Wake in college.

    I just want to know if other people shared this experience, or if I just need more caffeine this morning.

  115. How is this news? by eison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So more people like a fun comic book hero than a space western. Why is that some big revelation about "post-9/11 America", rather than just some big revelation about market share?

    I think the best thing the success of Spider-Man indicates is that we'll see Spider-Man 2, 3, 4, 5, ... followed by Green Lantern and Silver Surfer on the big screen. Not that Lucas should give up and go home.

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  116. He would know... by brooks_talley · · Score: 2

    ...Only Katz could write such a lengthy, flowerly, pretentious, but ultimately meaningless and empty condemnation of style over substance.

    Cheers
    -b

  117. Comparing Box Office #'s IS FLAWED by jvbunte · · Score: 1

    You cannot fairly compare the two films box office numbers unless you take into account that Spiderman opened on 1500 MORE screens than AOTC's did. Lucas put runtime restrictions (ie, if you open 4 screens with 4 copies, they have to run for 4 weeks) on copies so smaller theaters not wishing to commit 4 seperate screens for 4 weeks opted to only get 2 copies of the film. Spiderman had no such restrictions. I will admit that over time, this is less and less relavant, but it definately has an impact on first weekend revenues of which your entire piece is based on.
    Less movie availability == less revenue.
    I did a brief google search and found http://www.the-numbers.com and Spiderman is STILL showing on 700 MORE screens than AOTC.

    Instead of basing an entire article on speculation on the hollywood movie industry why couldn't you have waited until September and gotten some solid facts after all the summertime 'blockbusters' had played out and written a more objective article instead of one based soley on market projections.

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  118. I liked Attack of the Clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked AOTC, and in fact think it was better than episode 1 by an order of a magnitude. I haven't seen Spiderman but I did see the trailer. Now, there's a dilemma whether to see Blade II or Spiderman.

    Of course, since I dislike actions of the MPAA, I might not see any of them.

    1. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      I generally liked AOTC as well. I will like it even better when I can sit at home and MST3K it. I also thought that the bad parts of AOTC (any love scene, any one liner by mcgregor, any scene with 3cpo talking) were an order of magnitude worse than TPM.

      There were also many scenes that were blatant sell-out type scenes that the purist in me sees as a blatant travisty to the universe (yoda, r2 flying, the jedi sacraficing themselves uselessly).

      btw: Spiderman is decently mediocre; Maguire is perfect casting, the newspaper owner is hilarious and perfectly done, but the movie has no set pace, and Dunst just doesn't do it for me.

    2. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Danse · · Score: 2

      I also thought that the bad parts of AOTC (any love scene, any one liner by mcgregor, any scene with 3cpo talking) were an order of magnitude worse than TPM.

      Yeah, sucks to have a story involved. There should've just been lots of fights to watch and then we'd go home. Without those scenes there would be practically no development of Anakin and then nothing would make sense (where'd Luke come from?? Why does he turn to the dark side??).

      There were also many scenes that were blatant sell-out type scenes that the purist in me sees as a blatant travisty to the universe (yoda, r2 flying, the jedi sacraficing themselves uselessly).

      I'll agree with the R2 flying part. That just struck me as being dumb when you consider the original movies. As for Yoda, I don't know about it. He was supposed to be a great warrior. It's nice to see him doing something besides spouting jedi philosophy. Sure, it was a scene that would appeal to many just because it's a little green muppet jumping around and kicking ass with a lightsaber, but I think that those of us that grew up with the original films always wondered about Yoda's fighting skills. Luke was obviously shocked to find out that the great jedi master was such a little goofy looking guy. So were the rest of us. It worked for the movie, but this being a prequel, we want to see the great warrior for ourselves. Finally, on the subject of the jedi sacrificing themselves, I don't think that was their intent. I was fairly sceptical about the way that scene played out anyway. Why did they have hordes of battle-droids waiting right outside the arena doors? The jedi knew there was a droid army, but I don't see how they could have expected a fight like what they ended up with. I think they thought they would be able to take control of the situation pretty quickly, but it didn't work out for them.

      Oh yeah... and I loved Spiderman. For the reasons you said, plus Dunst definitely does it for me.

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    3. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Well I'd love a good story, but as Lucas is incapable of making any decent story, I'd rather not have one, and just have pretty fights.

      As for Yoda:

      Mace Windu is supposed to be the great fighter. Yoda is supposed to be the wiser, more thoughtful jedi. IMO Yoda is more like the emperor. "We don't need no steenking lightsabers." Just some subtle power. Maybe a wave of the hand, and people die. He doesn't fight because he does not need to. Nobody fucks with him because they know he knows bad foo.

    4. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Danse · · Score: 2

      Yoda is supposed to be the wiser, more thoughtful jedi. IMO Yoda is more like the emperor. "We don't need no steenking lightsabers." Just some subtle power.

      Says who? Yoda is quite powerful, but that would seem to allow him to move like he did. He doesn't have the physical ability to do so, but when he relies on the force to move himself he could be quite agile. If Yoda could just wave his hand and take out Dooku, then there would probably be nothing that could defeat him. Even Palpatine. We know that's not true, so there must be more limitation to his abilities, at least when confronted with a powerful jedi or sith lord. Their abilities nearly cancel each other out, so it comes down to physical combat. Yoda should be quite good with a lightsaber given that he's had over 800 years to practice. That would explain why Dooku beat a hasty retreat by distracting Yoda long enough to allow his escape.

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    5. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Says nobody, that's merely my impression of the story.

      We know that's not true? I think the story and the character would be much more interesting if he could not be defeated, and simply did not as he knew the pull from the dark side may be too great.

      Though perhaps I have Yoda and Gandolf (whom Yoda was patterned after iirc) confused.

    6. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      We know that's not true, so there must be more limitation to his abilities, at least when confronted with a powerful jedi or sith lord.

      Ever consider the fact that it would most likely be of the dark side to just "wave his hand" and kill Dooku?

    7. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Danse · · Score: 1

      Yes, you and the other poster have the same idea. But Yoda is a good guy, so he wouldn't take that route, thus the saber-fight.

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    8. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by dswensen · · Score: 2

      I liked the Yoda lightsaber-fight scene for precisely that reason: everybody expected Dooku and Yoda to have a "Big Trouble in Little China" style fight where they point their fists at each other and make straining faces.

      "You never could beat me, Egg Shen."

      Anyone I talk to says that's how they imagined Yoda fighting. His fight scene flew straight in the face of that assumption, and showed that Yoda is definitely not to be underestimated -- even when it comes to lightsaber fights. I appreciated it for that.

    9. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by jafac · · Score: 2

      That's not how I would have choreographed that fight.

      Look at ESB, Luke vs. Vader. Vader starts out fighting one-handed, while Luke is sweating grunting, balls-out giving it everything he's got like the hot-tempered whiny little out of control punk that he is. Vader holds him off and controls - DOMINATES the fight with quiet dignity. He's steering Luke over to the carbon freezer. . .

      I expected something more akin to that out of an 800 year old little green guy. Especially one who walks like he's got an arthritic hip. The jumping spinning spastic monkey he turned into was not dignified at all. I half expected him to begin using the force to fling his feces at Dooku.

      As someone who knows at least a little bit about martial arts - both in a practical sense, and a Hollywood sense - I would have written up this fight with Yoda using more wisdom with regard to his strengths as a fighter. Trying to kick someone in the head is like trying to punch someone in the knee. It's not the easiest move, it wastes energy for very little potential payoff, and it exposes some fairly vulnerable areas to attack. Granted, Yoda wasn't throwing any Jet Li kicks, but there was no reason for him to jump up to Dooku's face-level, where his lightsaber was more conveniently located for defense. I would have kept Yoda firmly planted on the ground, using two short light sabers. (long would be impossible, because some of the moves would have the tips cutting the floor). Yoda would have made quick lunging low attacks at Dooku's feet and shins. As silly as that sounds, Dooku would have had a hard time defending against them. He'd have to bend over, stoop down, and be made off balance. On the ground, there's a limited number of directions Yoda could expect to be attacked from. Down there, Dooku does have a reach advantage, but he pretty much has that no matter where Yoda is. With two sabres, Yoda could have eaten that advantage. Yoda has a good defensive advantage, and the ability to attack targets that would be difficult for Dooku to defend. It's a great strategy, because Yoda could easily have cut off a foot or a leg. Then they could have moved the story on and Dooku could have escaped, and gotten a cyber replacement, which would have taken all of 60 seconds of film to portray.
      When I first saw Yoda in action, I was half expecting some bullet-time scenes. I'm grateful they didn't do that. . .

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    10. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Watch it again. There's all sorts of posturing in the fight. Note how Yoda badassingly clears his robe from his lightsaber, then grabs it via the force, plus the earlier lightning back and forth with Dooku.

    11. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Danse · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree with you on the fighting style. While I have no doubt that Yoda should be able to manage flinging himself about like he did due to his mastery of the force, you're right about the fighting style not making a lot of sense.

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    12. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      No, not kill Dooku but wave his hand in the OTHER direction and prevent Dooku's ship from taking off

      ...or even use Anakin's spare hand (ducks)

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    13. Re:I liked Attack of the Clones by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I don't see why Anakin and/or Obi-Wan didn't just throw their sabers at the ship to disable it before they started the fight, heh.

  119. Your Sig by teslatug · · Score: 1

    hehe...in ALbanian , mire translates to well or good, so I got a good chuckle out of that .sig.

  120. Ack! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I just read the rest of the story after being annoyed at the lack of mentioning the screen count...

    After reading the rest of the verbage, I found this:

    Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?

    Well, actually yes!!! Why the hell do you think I am sitting through all these early movies. Sure the Yoda stuff is cool, but that's not why I'm there. My favorite parts are watching how the plot to overthrow the Republic and the Jedi unfolds. The battles are just a bonus as far as I'm concerned.

    I normally rather like Jon Katz stories, but this one leaves me mystified.

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    1. Re:Ack! by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Just had to throw my support behind that. I am continually amazed at Jon Katz's ability to so thoroughly miss every single important element of a given topic, even when he's the one choosing the topic! I'm convinced that /. keeps him around and encourages him for this very reason. He provokes debate through showing himself to be a fool. Reading Jon Katz is like watching a train wreck, it's a big fuckin mess but then everyone pitches in to clean it up.

  121. The real reason.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is that SpiderMan was distributed to FAR MORE theaters than has EpII and so has much more revenue to show for it. If Lucas weren't so snotty about how good theaters must be to be able to show EpII, he'd probably match the SpiderMan take.

  122. box office takings dont mean much by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1

    US box office takings dont mean much, Spider-Man opened on more screens than Star Wars did because of Lucas going all digital and only allowing approved cinemas to show Attack of the Clones. Star Wars opened worldwide at about the same time, Spider-man opens about 2 months later in Europe. If you are going to be crass and look at the money earned as an indication of a good movie then at least give it a few weeks.

    Spider-Man but it is just as much an hyped Hollywood blockbuster as Star Wars, and people going to see Star Wars does not preclude them from also seeing Spider-Man. This is not a revolution, it moving forward in the same direction.

    All star wars fans know the dialog Lucas writes is total ass, and the stories are hokey and cheesy but enjoyable at best and annoying and cringe inducing (Yippee! Jar Jar, etc). Attack just does not really have the same mythical quality the original star wars.

    Spider-Man is not a sequal its new and fresh. lets see if they can manage not to bastardise the franchise like Joel Schumaker did to Batman. Spider-Man has Kirsten Dunst in it. Spider-Man is a movie you might actually be able to convince a non geek girlfriend to go to.

    As a comparison between SpiderMan and Attack of the clones this might have been an interesting article if Katz had not felt the need to make a grandiose bulshit statement in the first paragraph.

  123. John Campbel--- not by mughi · · Score: 2

    Just a minor point. As I recall, and have read, Joseph Campbell really didn't help Lucas craft the mythos. It was more of an after-the-fact thing that Campbell recognized and Lucas then picked up and ran with to inflate his own 'artistry' and level.

    It's not a vast work of high art. However, it's the early cinema serials taken to the pinacle. Just spend a weekend watching the old Buster Crabbe serials, then watch Episode IV. From the settings (the common desert-type area), to the music to the cuts, wipes and dissolves, it's clearly a loving tribute to Flash Gordon.

    Even more than pulp sci-fi (which I loved as a Jr. High student, E.E. 'Doc' Smith and all), Star Wars is the direct evolution of Flash Gordon. Remember, those old 30's serials hit TV in the early fifties, right about when Lucas would have been around 10 years old (wich is around how old I was when Star Wars came out and I watched it). So one could easily see his childhood wonder and awe come through there.

  124. "massacre"? by jpl · · Score: 1
    Spider man is *not* "on track to massacre star wars" as Katz says in his article. If he would have read the link he published on this comment.

    Katz says:

    Spider-man is now on track to massacre Star Wars, perhaps out-earning it in the early days of the summer by as much as $100 million, if projected patterns continue.


    The article he links says:

    Blake predicted "Spider-Man" would end up north of $400 million, possibly getting as far as $450 million, which would make it the third-highest grossing picture of all time behind "Titanic" ($601 million) and "Star Wars" ($461 million).


    Geesh Katz, this is bad... even for you!
  125. post 9/11 post 9/11 post 9/11 by supahdren · · Score: 1

    Post 9/11 america, post 9/11 america, post 9/11 america, POST 9/11 AMERICA

    For the love of god, and post 9/11 america, not every damn thing has to be referential to post 9/11 america!!! These movies are FANTASY; you're article said so many times. I, for one, try to let my mind slip into any movie I watch. I don't go every time so that I can watch something that reminds me of the literal real world. If Spider-Man had a clear reference to 9/11, then great; it was subtle enough that your pedantry radar picked it up and my thrill at watching a guy fly on a string wasn't cheapened by an unnecessary symbolic reference.

    Attack of the Clones may be blown out by Spider-Man, but guess what, it's not because an army of proletariat 9-year-olds had epic internal dissonance about the cultural symbolism in their action movies. As others have already posted within five minutes of your pablum hitting the front page, there are many factors, including number or screens opened on, movie quality as an independent entity, the fact that spider-man is novel and star wars in a lot of ways isn't, etc. This stuff makes me sick, but for some reason, I am drawn uncontrollably to read your tripe. It's like the drug dealer from the movie "GO" said, "family circus.....every day, I know it's in the corner of the paper, and I hate it, but I am uncontrollably drawn to it. Every day, it's there, just waiting to suck."

    Nothing personal, but your analyses make me want to die, Mr. Katz.

    David

  126. may the jisms be with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here we go..another piece from the infamous Katz. I dearly hope someone smacks some sense into this guy.
    His arguement is after a convulded mangle of text is keep the story simple. I would honestly argue that the story of star wars is so complex that simple would have not worked here. You have several subpilots that has to tie into the original star wars. If the story was simple..would we know the orgin of the death star.
    Would we know that the emperor is darth sithous?
    I agree Lucus is a better editor than director. I would have chosen the director for Empire striks back to handle the series...

  127. caro and vader by wugmump · · Score: 1

    give me a break. comparing lucas's treatment of the vader story in episodes 1 & 2 to robert caro's biography of lyndon johnson is a staggeringly unfair thing to do.

    caro's books are gorgeously executed studies of the nature of power and control, and he is a master of singleminded dramatic buildup in biography. lucas no longer knows how to tell a story, and he certainly doesn't know how to demonstrate cause and effect in a character study with any degree of subtlety at all.

    to me this suggests that you have not read the lbj books, or have read maybe the first chapters, or read reviews of them. to mock the books because they are exhaustive and long is a grotesque oversimplification-- something that i have realized over the past few years of katzness on slashdot that you are more likely than not to indulge in.

    i used to be a katz defender. now i just hit ignore, and i get angry when i get suckered into reading your articles.

    bah.

    --

    "It's OK, my sheet's got a hole in it!"
  128. Critisism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who can do, those who can't critisize. Say what you will about the fall of STar Wars, you gotta admit its well-thought out in its over all breadth of story. As much as I prefferred Spidey to the Clones, Spidey was a flash-in-the-pan story while Clones was a true tale. Albiet a corn-ball tale, but a tale.

  129. AotC's performance has a simpler explanation by Dimensio · · Score: 2

    Someone in the media industry (I don't know if it came directly from the MPAA) stated that one of the factors in AotC's "poor" box office performance is the bootleg that was released a week before the movie. Fans downloaded and watched the movie, saw that it sucked (or even if it didn't quite "suck" it wasn't worth the price of admission in a theater) and decided not to go. That's their "proof" that movie piracy is destroying the entertainment industry.

    1. Re:AotC's performance has a simpler explanation by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Yep, it's amazing how people refuse to buy inferior products once they have a chance to find out that they truly ARE inferior. On the other hand, it's amazing how many people will pay for a good product repeatedly because they recognize that it actually IS good. The MPAA just isn't happy when they can't reliably sell inferior over-hyped product anymore. Poor assholes.

  130. Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 1, Redundant


    When did the aliens steal the George Lucas who managed to write the script for Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope and replace him with the brainless twit who comes up with sh*t like this.

    (1) A giant inter-stellar (who knows how many star system) governmental body like the Republic has no standing army? The best that the Republic, which has trillions of citizens, can do to defend itself is an army of 1.2 trillion clones?

    Ok, lets briefly forget the imaginary notion that any governmental body can exist without the ability to defend itself or prevent internal strife. Did the leaders of the Republic consider placing a public notice that unless the common guy on the street wants to see himself at the mercy of an attacking army of droids, he should grab a laser rifle and seek to defend his freedom?

    (2) The Clone Wars. Where did the name come from? Wars generally are named by (1) Cause (2) Where they are fought. Wars are not named simply because a good portion of one side of the combatants happens to be clones.

    What was so special about the Clones? Absolutely nothing. Their preferred method of attack that was shown in the movie's battlefield footage was swarming assault on foot into heavy laser fire.

    This is just simply pathetic and incredibily lazy thinking on the part of Lucas. Having previously detailed a period of history that was referred to as "The Clone Wars", his attempts at realistically meshing plot with his previously detailed Star Wars history were just pathetic.

    1. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2


      correction... thats 1.2 million clones

    2. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by Cirrocco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The *REPUBLIC* has no standing army. Individual planets do.


      The name came from Yoda, who coined, at the end of the film, the phrase Clone War. Why? Who knows? Who cares?


      There was nothing special about the clones. There never was meant to *BE* anything special about them, except that they are plentiful, amoral, will follow orders, and come from good genetic stock, i.e. Jango Fett.


      Does this answer your questions?

    3. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2


      Questions not answered.

      The point was it makes absolutely no sense that only planets have armies and the Republic does not. Its the most glaringly unrealistic flaw in AoTC. Even the most basic understanding of political interaction of a governing body the size of the Republic, necessitates the existence of an army.

      The name makes no sense. It ain't realistic. Get it?

      The clones are not plentiful. They stated that there were 1.2 million of the suckers. That is a tiny amount compared to the amount of citizenry of the Republic. If they aren't special, then why bother with clones. Get 1.2 million Joe Blows and hand them laser rifles and storm trooper helmets.

    4. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by aiabx · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That's why the United Nations maintains 12 aircraft carriers and 16 fully mechanized divisions of ground troops. Right?
      -aiabx

      --
      Just this guy, you know?
    5. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 1, Flamebait


      The United Nations is a republic? Bzzzzt. Wrong.

      If you small mind can manage to apply the same analogy to the United States of America, then a small light will shine on the dark barrenness of your tiny intellect.

    6. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by aiabx · · Score: 1

      I do have a small mind and a tiny intellect. As evidence, I thought of poking my nose into a nest of geeks arguing about stupid things, forgetting entirely that all I would get out of it is abuse from strangers and a headache.
      I never said the UN was a republic. You were talking about "a governing body the size of the Republic". We don't have one on earth, but the UN is the largest governing body we have.
      Given that we do not have a republic of thousands of star systems to examine, I don't think we can say what a governing body of that size would necessitate.
      -aiabx

      --
      Just this guy, you know?
    7. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2


      You confused the UN with a governing body that can be in anyway compared to a Republic. The UN is nothing like that. Your analogy simply falls flat on its face. The United States of America is a governing body. It is also a Republic. It has an army.

      You have no understanding of what a Republic is. Governing bodies that wish to maintain any type of unity simply do not exist without armies. Its simply unbelievable that the Stars Wars Republic could have existed for thousands of years with no army and only a few jedi to hold it together.

      Even if there was a plausible reason for the Republic to have no army and hence be at the mercy of a few hastily assembled droids, then THAT should have been mentioned. Lucas is an idiot for not doing so and putting forward a story that is so obviously unbelievable.

      Wrong. Any graduate of Political Science 101 will tell you that large governing bodies must have armies.

      My only question at this point is why you are so deluded that you will defend an obviously flawed piece of shit like AoTC.

    8. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by ethereal · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like the French and Indian war - they weren't fighting each other; they were both fighting the British and their colonists. The whole war was misnamed. In this case, maybe because it was the first large-scale war fought with a clone army?

      I could see some point to fabricating a brand-new army out of whole cloth, so to speak, in preference to assembling umpteen thousand dissimilar planetary armies with different styles of fighting, different levels of armament, perhaps feuds between them, etc. By going with the clone approach you get standardized weapons, tactics, command, and even standardized soldiers. Just the thing for fighting an army of similarly interchangeable droids. (Hmmm. It's a pretty wealthy galaxy when it's cheaper to build droids to fight for you than to just conscript the poor or pay an army of sentients).

      It didn't seem like they were still all clones by Ep. IV time, though - at least the commanders looked dissimilar. Were the troopers at that point still mini-Fetts?

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    9. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2


      But from a historical perspective it still makes zero sense to call the conflict The Clone Wars. That name gives NO MEANING to the conflict. They might have named it the The Sithian War of Secession.

      There were 1.2 million clones which took many years to produce. There are thousands of star systems participating in this war. Why would you name the conflict The Clone Wars because a minute number from a galactic perspective of the combatants were clones?

      During the American Revolution (that's a good name for a war), the British hired numerous Heshian mercenaries. Notice that historians did not later refer to that conflict as The Heshian Wars.

    10. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's a great name; just that it's a not-entirely-implausible name.

      The clones were grown with some sort of accelerated growth; I imagine that it will end up that they will end up being a significant number of participants, maybe even the most of them.

      They might have referred to it as "The Hessian Wars" if the use of Hessians had been what made the war remarkable, but that was standard practice by then. If this is the first war with a major clone army going at it, then it's not surprising that many people would seize upon that salient aspect.

      Heck, it's fantasy anyway, might as well let them pick sorta-fantastic names for things :)

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    11. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2


      Well if major portions of the conbatants turn out to be clones then perhaps the term Clone Wars might be somewhat plausible.

      Even with the accelerated growth, it still took some time to clone 1.2 million. Thousands of star systems at war. Billions or trillions of citizens potentially affected. And a measely 1.2 million foot soldiers from an obscure planet mean anything?

      Yeah sure its fantasy. The problem is Lucas picked a fantastical sounding name but then he didn't back it up with at least a modicum of plausibility.

      The problem here is the political correctness of George the Has Been Lucas. He didn't want to put forward a story where thousands of "real" people die. So he made do with armies of droids and clones.

    12. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Having previously detailed a period of history that was referred to as "The Clone Wars", his attempts at realistically meshing plot with his previously detailed Star Wars history were just pathetic.

      If you listened to Yoda's perhaps-most-repeated line from AotC, you would have heard Yoda proclaim "BEGUN this Clone War has." The Clone Wars were not that one battle, they've just BEGUN with that fight. Man, someone needs a lesson in Yoda-nomics.

    13. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Even simpler explination for the name comes from good ol Episode IV when Luke says

      "No, my father wasn't in the clone wars, he was a navigator on a spice frigette" (or something to that effect)

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    14. Re:Some WTFs about AOTC by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      Last I checked, switzerland had no standing army. They have a civil defense network, but no standing army. And they seem to be holding up pretty well. Actualy, the idea of a governing body with no specific army, but rather individual units of defence has been toyed with and explored before. The US toyed with the idea while forming the constitution, and for the longest time, the formation of a standing army was resisted. In fact it wasn't until WW I untill the US actualy had a standing army of any real size. Timothy Zahn explored this concept in his book Cobra in which he establishes an empire with loosely connected armies, held together only by common interest. Most ruling bodies do not really need an army, just a powerful presense and a handful of intimidating enforcers. It wasn't the Nazi army per se that kept Hitler's territories in line, it was his Gestapo. The same could apply to the Republic. No need for a standing army if a thousand+ Jedi are powerful enough to keep people under some semblance of control.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  131. *phew* by Afty0r · · Score: 1

    11 paragraphs in I was getting scared. I was really worried it wasn't going to happen, but then thankfully in the 12th, John doesn't dissapoint us, we get a mention of the WTC attack.

    *breathes out*

  132. Premature? by delphin42 · · Score: 1

    StarWars:Episode 2 has broken $200M in only 12 days, which is faster than the pace set by number 4 all time US box office champ StarWars:Episode 1.

    Spider-Man has yet to prove whether it can top or even come close to the $431M made by the last StarWars movie. Experts are guessing the film may gross over $400M and possibly as much as $450M, but it is still too early to be sure.

    StarWars: Episode 2 is even more unpredictable at this point. It will be several more weeks before even the experts are willing to guess where it will land on the all time list.

    Proclaiming Spider-Man the winner of the summer box office when the month of June has yet to begin seems more than a little premature.

    --
    -- Adam
  133. Now why can't I moderate the _article_ as a troll? by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 1
    ... 'cause that is what it surely appears to be. And one of the best trolls ever seen on slashdot... judging from the unanimously negative responsives.

    So, what's the next Katz article going to be?

    How about "Slashdot is Dying"?

  134. I enjoy the irony by Frequanaut · · Score: 1


    In that star wars, one of the most popular movie series in America is about a rebellion led by some quasi religious sect against the great empire.

    Don't you fools see!! Lucas is with AL QAEDA. WE ARE THE EMPIRE. WE ARE THE EMPIRE....SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE...erm...wait a sec...wrong movie.

  135. criticism or whorish sellouts from the king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jon Katz, the king of whorish sellouts, and the media slut that he is has no founding for using those words in anything other than a selfreferential statement to the affirmative. get a REAL job, you annoying, pompous, prick -- your lack of talent amazes me only slightly less that the bizarre longeity you seem to have found in your career as a general nusciance to the slashdot community as a whole. why dont you just make your own slashed based website so you can bemuse your 2-4 faithful readers, and stop polluting this forum with your linenoise.

    katz, please never breed

  136. Well duh! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2

    Dude, its SPIDER-MAN!

    Exactly how many years BEFORE Lucas even wrote Star Wars was Spider-man first published?

    How is it that kids are seemingly solely credited with Spider-man's success in the box office?

    My DAD(!) couldn't wait to see Spider-man, and if I recall, Star Wars gave him a headache.

    Perhap you should switch to solely political commentary, because you're only making about that much sense.

  137. Or Simply Put.... by DiS[EnDeR] · · Score: 1

    The older we are, the less likely we are to want to go to a movie theatre packed with people who are going to interrupt us during the movie, kick our chairs and throw popcorn. I know that I avoid opening weekends becuase I WANT TO ENJOY THE MOVIE. Episode 2 will continue to do well at the theatres, consistently.

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    Harder.. Better.. Faster.. Stronger
  138. Good grief, son! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Katz, what kind of neurological altering chemicals do you take in order to write this stuff? Or are you living proof of what a thousand monkeys can make but here we only have about a one day deadline for them?

  139. More screens by IMWakko · · Score: 1

    How about the simple fact that Spider-Man was on more screens?
    Another thing is, at least here in Dallas, there are 2 DLP screens, and everybody wanted to see the movie digitally. These 2 screens repeatedly sell out a day in advance but the screens showing the film version are not selling out. I waited a day to see the movie digitally instead of opting for the film version.
    But I think that explaination is just a bit to simple for Mr. Katz.

  140. PULEEZ! Don't try to over analyze this! by The_THOMAS · · Score: 1

    What an amazing attempt to figure out why a quality movie is doing better than a boring one. Star Wars has always had weak writing and weak acting. Movie going audiences are no longer willing to accept a crap movie just because of gee-whiz effects.

    As to trying to make a generational gap premise. Sorry, half of the audience going to see Spider-Man knows him from their childhood.

    I'm not saying the geek-movie-torch has been passed to a new story-universe, but it's definitely been taken away from the Star Wars crap.

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    Ya Sure! You Betcha!, The_THOMAS
  141. biased statistics,AOTC opened on 1500 less screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The numbers are correct and yes Attack of the CLones had an extra day to make bank that counted for the weekend. But this is not a good indicator as Attack of the Clones opened on 1500 fewer screens. It is hard to weight who had the better take as Lucas had restrictions on what kind of theater it could be shown in.

  142. The Boondocks take on it by rsidd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you're thinking patriotism, you may be interested in yesterday's and today's editions of The Boondocks. I'm eagerly waiting to see it evolve over the week...

    1. Re:The Boondocks take on it by Leperflesh · · Score: 1

      So does that mean that, 20 years or so from now, Darth Cheney will toss Emperor Bush down a ventilation shaft?

      -Leperflesh

      --
      I am allowed to criticize you: you are not allowed to criticize me. Sorry, that's just how things are.
  143. Lucas picked the wrong period... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend and I chatted about why the new movies weren't as fun as the old ones, and he pointed out that episodes 4,5,6 were all about a bunch of adults, and it was the same set of actors in all three.

    The point of episodes 1,2,3 is to show what happened to lead to the events of the later episodes. But Lucas has picked the events from such disparate points... Anakin as a toddler, Anakin as a teenager, and presumably Anakin as a middle-aged man.

    What I think Lucas should have done was focus on a specific period, when everyone involved as at least a young adult. You'd get more attached to the characters, you'd get a bunch of adults (just like episodes 4,5,6), you'd get proper character arcs (which are *sorely* missing in episodes 1 and 2, on the scale of things), and a good story-teller would still imply history, and things to come.

    Can you imagine how much better episode 1 would have been if it wasn't about a kid? We could still see Darth's struggle as an adult without knowing he won on a frickin' speed racer as a kid!

  144. JonKatz, you ignorant slut by Cirrocco · · Score: 1
    Star Wars is just a movie, and it made money, which is the goal of Hollywood, right or wrong. "Out of respect for Tolkien"...there's an interesting concept: the guy wrote a book but, posthumously, gets respect by someone else NOT making money from it?


    Is George Lucas greedy? Probably, but it's none of my business, and I don't care one way or the other. What I care about is watching the Jedi with the lightsabers and the vwing, vwing, unnnn-glayvin!


    My point here is that there is *STILL* a generation of sad, pathetic little bastards sitting in their parents basement who love Star Wars *AND* Spidey. Don't think that just because Spidey made tons of bucks and AOTC has only made a lot of money that we aren't rabid fan-boys who zealously defend Star Wars in the face of overwhelming evidence that it was a bad movie!

  145. Oh my god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok. That's it. I've officially ruled that Jon Katz is a moron. This useless drivel that he calls an article is pathetic.

  146. Contradictory ramble? by akiaki007 · · Score: 2
    The real lesson is, if you're trying to make great movies aimed primarily at the young, avoid pomposity, self-indulgence and too much self-reference. Keep the story simple, clear and touching. Remember that movies mirror life.
    I figured that whole avoiding pomposity and self-indulgence would work even towards the non-kids, or adults as most say it. We don't go to movies to see reality. Movies shouldn't mimic reality. Most don't. We go to movies to get away from reality. Why the hell would I pay $10 to see my life on screen. I don't need to pay $10 to see anyone's life on screen. I can see it by walking down the street. I want to go to the movies, not see commercials (that's just another story...), and let 2 hours slip by. Reality is not what movies mimic. Movies extend fantasy.

    Keep the story simple and clear for the kids, keep the story interesting to win oscars and keep the movie complex and thought-provoking to make the AFI 's Top 100 list.
    --
    "Time is long and life is short, so begin to live while you still can." -EV
  147. Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maybe it's simpler than that, maybe kids these days are just too stupid to understand anything that isn't dumbed down in the extreme. Maybe the storylines are too complex for their poor little brains...

    They had to change the title of the Harry Potter film in the US because of this, after all.

  148. As one of the SNL greats might say... by SnowDeath · · Score: 1

    Katz, you ignorant slut! How is it that Katz idiotic comments even get posted in the first place?

    Star Wars Episode II was not directly aimed at the children like Episode I, unlike what Katz makes it seem. There were LEGIONS of pissed off fans when Episode I came out mainly because of the fact that it WAS aimed at children.

    Spider-man was a good timely film, Katz managed to get that right, but it will never be a classic. In the next 5-20 years, Episode II's total profits for Theatre seats and DVD's will grossly dwarf that of Spidey's flick.

    Just take a quick look at the music of all the real classics, what do you hear? Listen closely for the guitars and bass guitars, oh, what's that? You don't hear any? That's because the true classics have classicaly scored music! The force is strong in John Williams.

    In any event, comments written by Katz are merely a cry for a flame war, full of trolls and llamas.

  149. Why I don't like this essay. by a3d0a3m · · Score: 1

    Look at these two sentences:

    What happened? You can hardly call Clones a failure, but seeing it seems as much a reflex as a choice. And the grosses are below expectations, where as Spider-man is re-defining what a mega-hit movie is.

    Usually, and is used to combine two subjects or predicates together into one sentence. In this case he began a sentence with and, which is discouraged in basic writing classes because it is hard to use it well. I think Jon Katz didn't use it very well at all in this case.

    What tense is each part of this sentence in?

    I think Lucas and his movies have outgrown their audience, losing relevance to the young, the real avatars of culture, and are suffocating under their own enormous inertia and weight.

    Past, present, present. It just doesn't flow. The second clause needs a qualifying preposition to really keep it moving.

    Then, there is the dashes. 16 of them. That's quite a few dashes. I think he over uses this and makes his piece seem more like a a monologue you would hear coming out of a pseudo-intellectual at a coctail party rather than someone who has any grasp of the written english language. You can't write like you talk.

    Several possible reasons.

    Is this a sentence? Transitions are an important part of any piece of writing. They are used to link ideas between eachother. Jon Katz should look into them. You can find a handy list of them in any beginner's writing book.

    Since when is jokier a word? It doesn't even sound right when you say it out loud. Check out dictionaries and thesaurauses. They have lists of words to describe the concepts that you are thinking.

    Hans Solo. Maybe you did run it through a spell checker? Next time, try a grammar checker... and don't just hit change for every occurance.

    I would have given him a C+ and used up a lot of red ink on this paper. Nothing special here. No real ideas. Sounds like he read Newsweek and the New York Times and then maybe some blogs about the new Star Wars movie and somehow came out with bunch ideas that he somehow decided, if he were to put them down on paper, would be considered original.

    adam

  150. Debating the cultural merits of a film . . . by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

    based on BO sales is simply silly being that Spiderman was shown on something between 1000-2000 more screens than Star Wars. Also Star Wars was twenty minutes longer than Spidey which will make a difference on running times nationally. If both Spiderman and Star Wars were shown in the same conditions as one another, then your interpretation might have some relevance. In fact, with the BO take being so close, I'd argue that Star Wars did better than Spidey being it was longer and on fewer screens. But this really means nothing besides rich studio execs raking in the obscene amounts of cash.

    Btw, is anyone else a little tired of the whole Joseph Conrad myth thing being force-fed down your throat?

  151. Why Spidey's feasting on the box office by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1
    AOTC isn't a good movie. Spider-Man is a good movie, formulaic but entertaining. If AOTC didn't have the Star Wars brand, people would be shredding it as this summer's Battlefield Earth.

    Just number me among the many who went to see AOTC hoping against hope to really enjoy more than just the pretty fight scenes. But if you caught this quote from Anakin, er, Hayden Christiansen, that should really sum up all you need to know about George Lucas.

    Jack

  152. what are you smoking? by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    First: $115 mill in 3 days = $38 mill per day.
    $117 mill in 4 days = $29 mill per day, WITH a hugely popular competitor in the theaters, and the previous movie in the series being suck-alicious.

    To call this a coup d'etat is hyperbole on a par with, well, calling Spiderman a great movie. Or calling Star Wars (any) a great movie.

    "I think Lucas and his movies have outgrown their audience, losing relevance to the young, the real avatars of culture, and are suffocating under their own enormous inertia and weight."

    I think your lack of a point is suffocating beneath your style's ponderous inertia and weight.
    Relevance? Maybe Spiderman was written by a real writer, and directed by a real director, instead of some disproportionally successful mediocre director.

    George Lucas' problem is not that he tremendously sucks (Phantom Menace notwithstanding). The problem is that he is SO wealthy and SO surrounded by ass-kissing lickspittles that nobody will tell him "George, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Nobody.

    Film creation is never a production of an individual. It's a collaborative effort of hundreds, sometimes thousands, from the actor on the screen interpreting a role, to the gaffer making a judgment call on how to provide the best lighting for a reomantic shot. When one personality not only dominates but controls everything, well, the product is GOING to suck.

    "Lucas created a brilliant film saga"
    Ha. Again, what are you smoking? Firstly, the original story was ripped almost verbatim from Hidden Fortress. And I don't care how much retro-remembered history anyone spouts, the "brilliant" film saga was first a simple movie, a hastily written plot outline (that was fleshed to it's fullest by Irvin Kirschner and Leigh Brackett), and then started swirling around the toilet bowl of re-interpretation, inconsistencies, and mistakes. To imply that there was some great genius behind it's conception as a story arc, well that complete nonsense. The Star Wars series was written the same way you drive a car if you look just in front of you - jerky, reactive, and unpleasant to ride in.

    "The real lesson is, if you're trying to make great movies aimed primarily at the young, avoid pomposity, self-indulgence and too much self-reference. Keep the story simple, clear and touching."

    I will agree wholeheartedly with Jon on this. One might even suggest it applies to web articles.

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    -Styopa
  153. How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A joke asstz story on the front page, and www.alterslash.org is reporting only 45% noise? Has troll tuesday been moved to another day?

  154. Somebody call 911... this is too much by Apogee · · Score: 1

    "Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America. "

    Oh gosh, I can't believe it! So far, I had a problem understanding all those who hate Katz's contributions to /. But this time, he really made a parody of the parody of him, as it is portrayed by many of the /. users.

    I always thought the comments on Katz's writing were unjust, but now I think they may have a point ... Please, give me a break! The reason why Episode 2 doesn't sell well is that it is a bad and boring movie. Full stop. That's it. Nothing more.

    And no, I am not post-9/11 traumatized, since I am not US american, unlike the moviegoers he apparently thinks about. I am not belittling the tragendy of 9/11, I am just getting sort of fed up of this being the end-all reason for just about everything. The movie would have sucked last year, too, just as Episode 1 was not exactly a good movie, and that was before 9/11, mind you ...

    1. Re:Somebody call 911... this is too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apogee wrote: I always thought the comments on Katz's writing were unjust, but now I think they may have a point ...

      Furrfu! Took you long enough.

  155. There's a pair of reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a pair of reasons: Kirsten Dunst's boobs are bigger than Natalie Portman's. Let's face it; while Slashdot readers have had the hot grits for Natalie ever since her boobs started growing in The Professional, they stopped growing quite some time ago. Kirsten's boobs are the kind where you'd know in an instant if she wasn't bra-free. Contrast with the scene when Padme is telling Anakin that she's going to Obi-Wan's rescue whether he comes or not. Yeah, she has nipples, but there's still some question about whether she's wearing a bra or not. Kirsten? OMG, instant erection if she wasn't, and you know it.

    So there you go Jon, in one sentence: it's all about the tits.

  156. Important Note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joseph Campbell had nothing to do with Star Wars. Lucas did not even meet him until after ROtJ had already been made. You are giving GL far, far too much credit. Originally, he said Star Wars was about the movie industry with the Empire being the studios and Francis For Copella being Han Solo but when the Star Wars zombies became convinced that there was some sort of "higher" message to Star Wars Lucas began to claim he was writting myth. Sorry folks, Lucas is a good businessman but as a writer he's a total hack.

  157. To a hammer, the whole world looks like nails. by irshboy · · Score: 1

    However, hammers just bang nails. They don't offer sociological theories based on events at the construction yard. I suggest that you go back to the movies, or TV, or whatever it is you do, and resist the urge to share your image of the world with the rest of us.

  158. I can see that by indros13 · · Score: 1
    First of all, there are some people who have some serious issues with the author of this story. I find it highly amusing that so many comments immediately dismiss Katz's comments just because they are from here. After reading 10-20 such comments as I scroll down, it strikes me that the comment posters are pretty hypocritical: posting the same old anti-Katz rant complaing that Katz writes the same old BS. Just read the damn comment and post something about the content. Go chew on your grudge in some dark corner of your room.


    To the topic:

    I think Katz has a good point. As someone who watched Star Wars a lot as a kid, I grew up loving the movies. There IS something missing in the new ones, even if they are movies very similar to Spiderman. I've seen EP I and II as well as Spiderman, and Spiderman beats them, partly because there aren't such grandiose expectations.

    However, I'd still argue that the original Star Wars movies, (yes, all 3) are better than Spiderman. Katz is right about that irreverance and sense of humor that Han Solo brought to 4-6. That kind of wry and sarcastic humor made sure no one took it too seriously, whereas the new movies lack that kind of feeling.

    I think that the fact that there is so much discussion about Star Wars points to the simple fact that it has a history in many of the readers here and that many people feel disappointed in some way by how the new movies failed to fit with their memory or expectation. Good, bad? I don't know, but it's still worth the cost of a ticket to see each one once.

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    Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  159. Post 9/11 by Rakefighter · · Score: 1

    Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.

    Of course, let's not forget that this film has been in production for nearly two years! To expect Lucas to dump the entire work and opt for something that seems more "touching in a post-9/11 way" is absurd.

    The 9/11 attacks are entirely irrelevant. Lucas isn't making these movies to make people feel better about what happened last September...he's making them with the expectation that they'll outlive him by many years. In a decade, people will see Spider-Man for what it really is...an entertaining film with a cheap, corporatized bid for the sympathy of The American People thrown in at the end.

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    --Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.

  160. offtopic? maybe not... by Twister002 · · Score: 1

    You can choose to not show Jon Katz stories on your front page in the preferences.

    Seeing a post by Jon Katz is almost as bad as seeing the 20 or so comments complaining about Jon Katz.

    To me, reading someone elses idiotic opinion helps me to soldify my own idiotic opinion.

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    "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
  161. FSTFUKP! (?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First STFU, Katz Post!


    (all right, all right, I admit I was a bit slow on the draw on this one... And why the hell couldn't they have held this for[*]... WHOA, it is troll Tuesday! WHOOHOO!)

    [*]non- 'Merkins, please ignore

  162. AOTC had a terrible plot by truesaer · · Score: 2
    Lucas spends so much time working on these movies, you think the first thing he would do is get a screenplay that makes sense. I can illustrate this with one example. The part where he had the dream about his mother and had to ignore his job of protecting senator Amidala to go rescue her was rediculous. After the first movie when he had saved the queen and the galaxy, wouldn't he have said something like "Hey, could we go free my mom from slavery real quick?"


    Instead he just lets her rot for 10 years, doesn't even send a letter or anything (since he had to search around to find her). Maybe thats part of being a good Jedi, but lets face it: The queen would have hooked his mom up with some kind of a better job than slave.

    1. Re:AOTC had a terrible plot by clone304 · · Score: 1


      I completely agree. Maybe Lucas is just trying to show us what a complete asshole Anakin is before he turns completely to the dark side, but it sure doesn't help the story hang together at all. However, if I see one more motherfucker on here misspell RIDICULOUS, I'm going to go seriously postal!

  163. Better Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Apples and Oranges.

    Yeah... I really thought Titanic was better than
    Episode II. But Really I thought the
    wizard of oz was better than both of them.
    -J

  164. Once again Katz is completely wrong by xeeno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The reason that spiderman trumped star wars isn't because it's a better movie or because of the love story. It's because it's probably the first marvel movie to have a plot that most nerds can appreciate - and it's an OLDER story, older than star wars. Spiderman has been around longer.
    And you're wrong about the hype. Spiderman has been hyped just as much, if not more. Just look at the last few months of releases from marvel comics, and how many commercials are using spidey as a mascot now.

  165. A simple lesson by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    This whole "editorial" smacks of the inability to distinguish fact and opinion. "AOTC took in $100 million" is a fact. "AOTC sucks" is an opinion.

    Learning to tell the difference can greatly help your writing. Maybe I'll want to read it again some day (like when you come off as suggesting new thoughts to me rather than telling me what to think).

    Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?

    Yes. I've cared for years. And that's my choice to make, not yours.

  166. Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jon Katz stories are worth exactly what i paid to see them!

  167. Comparing these films is ludicrous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Katz! Shut Up!

    You can't say movie X made more money than movie Y so today's kids must be buying into that 'myth' more. Why? Because movie X came out a week earlier than movie Y and opened in more theaters.

    Did you watch any movies this spring? Nearly everything offered sucked. So when there was a _decent_ film like Spider-Man, everyone flocked to it. If any _decent_ film had come out that week, it would have done well.

    So quit comparing. And quit trynig to figure out society, you really suck at it.

  168. SHUT THE FUCK UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid ass wipe - stop trolling your overly dramatic pieces of opinonated whoreism

  169. 9-11 whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't read him don't read him don't read him...

    Spider-Man is interesting on other levels, too. It's a very New York movie, set in working-class Queens and amidst the spires of Manhattan. It is unabashedly domestic and patriotic, even as Star Wars is pointedly other-worldly in tone and feel. Consider the Spider-man scene where New Yorkers cheer our hero from the Queensborough Bridge. It's heavy-handed but interesting. The movie ends with Spider-man draped around an American flag on a skyscraper not far from where the World Trade Center Towers used to stand. Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America. He had too much genealogy to worry about. But the producers of Spider-Man, with a few last-minute adjustments, read it right. Star Wars was conceived in an era when Harrison Ford's Han Solo perfectly typified a generation's disenchantment with government and politics. Peter Parker has a different view, and so do the millions of kids making his movie a smash.

    ARGH!!!

    You know, I really wanted to like Katz for everything that happened with Columbine, but I think we've struck at the heart of what he's all about.

    He intellectually whores tragedies.

    Katz, 3000 people didn't die that day just to give you a fucking film critique tool. Show some GODDAMNED RESPECT.

  170. Apples and Oranges... by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1
    Ok, ok... I had to quit reading half way through before I got too pissed to not rant in this reply so forgive me if I missed something.

    It is probably true that Star Wars won't beat out Spiderman at the box office. Spiderman, in most peoples opinion may be a better movie. But Lucas and his movies have not outgrown their audience.

    Was it not the Star Wars campers that needed to be moved when Spiderman opened? I don't seem to recall droves of people camping out for Spiderman. When I walked in to see Spiderman, there were kids camped out with laptops watching the Starwars bootleg outside the door. The hype is still there and it always will be.

    Spiderman was a long time in the making. It would have been just as successful regardless of Star Wars. Likewise, Star Wars would have performed just the same regardless of Spiderman. Spiderman was such a ground breaking move for the movie industry I'm surprised it didn't do better. Star Wars isn't a new concept and hell... we all already know what happens. So the droves aren't going to rush out to see it. I went to see Starwars on Saturday and I'll be damned if I was standing in that line. So I didn't make it till Monday so my $7.75 wasn't counted in the weekend earnings.

    You can't compare the two movies at all. They are in two completely different situations.

    Personally, I thought AotC was awesome. Except for the crappy romance scenes. They weren't quite like Han and Lea. But then, the mystery wasn't there either. We already know they are gonna do it. :-) A couple times!

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    Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
    Kull: She told me she was 19!
  171. Maybe it is just me by da_Den_man · · Score: 1
    I thought Spider-Man was great. A really cool movie to watch, over & over. I thought the latest installment in the "Star Wars" saga was horrible. I was asleep through the first hour, and only woke when the plot actually started to mean something. I was surprised that we didn't get some other lovable creature for Lucas to pander asd a "feature" character, but then I remembered that they had "clones".

    Talk about life imitating art. I think Lucas forgot why he was telling the story, once he realized "People are buying my crap!".

    Just reminds me of Steve Martin in "The Jerk" when he was the 'Guess Your Weight' guy and found out he was charging a dollar for about a nickel's worth of CRAP.

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    You keep going until you die..."Me".
  172. Slightly OT by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

    I read an online comic yesterday, I forget the name off hand, but one character basicly tells the other, Attack of the Clones is an Allegory of the 9/11 attack, the subsquent "War on Terrorism" and even goes so far as to imply GW Bush and Osma Bin Laden were/are in on it together. When the other character implies he is crazy, he suggests a bet that Lucas will be dead before Episode 3 can be made.

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    "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
    -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

  173. A little bit hypocritical.. by leroy152 · · Score: 1

    Comparing the earnings of Spiderman to AotC. Saying that Spiderman is breaking all known box office records, then claiming that AotC was somehow deficient for not achieving the same result.

    Cheers,

    leroy.

  174. Get a grip... by kurtism · · Score: 1

    Katz, as usual, has well overstated his point with pompous terms and quotations, drawing on sources he doesn't fully understand, to come up with something that sounds really good, but is just false.

    Of course Episode II is a more complicated story than Spider-Man: Lucas's fans demand an entire universe - a world immersive and pervasive, not just a story. Seeing it may be reflex to many of us, but those tiny tidbits of truth don't justify Katz's analysis that Lucas has some how "lost" to Spider-Man.

    The fact is, Episode II is drowning under the weight of Spider-Man not because Spider-Man is a superior story, or even because of a simpler more myth-driven plot. Spider-Man is a success because it's a great movie. It's a joy to see because no part of it seems forced. It's well acted, well scripted, and well thought out. In a post 9/11 world, it gives its viewer empowerment. In a cinematic market full of forced, predictable love stories, it gives us something different - something more realistic maybe.

    But gaze into the future, young jedi. Episode II (like Episode V) is a transition movie; it is meant to set up Episode III. Let's not forget what's in the box: Anakin turns to the dark side, Luke and Leia are born, the Jedi are slaughtered, the Republic collapses, and the rebellion is born. This is cosmic (pun intended) stuff. Spider-Man is a good movie, but there is no where for the spider opera to go now.

    Lucas isn't losing at the box office because of the problem of myth; Lucas is losing at the box office because he's an idea man who never quite figured out how to make movies without sour moments. But I think, in the long run, people will rewatch Star Wars more than Spider-Man, just like they do other great comic book movies (like the first Batman.)

  175. man oh man oh man! by hicks80 · · Score: 1

    Oh my god, this is probably the worst post I've ever read on Slashdot. First of all, they were both only movies! They are only pure entertainment.. God, how can one get that much into the quality of a movie episode 2, when the first three were basically the same?! I dont know what you expect out of a star wars and a spider man movie, but it goes way beyond anything I have ever thought of. If these movies mean this much to you, you seriously need to get a grip.

  176. Jon, do your research first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Few things.

    1. Campbell was about as instrumental to Star Wars' success as I am. Lucas never met the man until after the original Star Wars was released, and the scripts for Empire and Jedi weren't written by Lucas. Furthermore, Lucas's "relationship" with Campbell was a parasitic PR/marketing machine and had nothing to do with the "myth" content of Star Wars, which is itself a stretch at best. Lucas's true inspiration is early modern pulp fiction, whose plots he hijacked almost verbatim.

    2. Star Wars isn't doing as well this time because of absent character development. Lucas is not a "master storyteller." His best movie was probably Empire Strikes Back, which he did not write, did not direct, and did not edit. Most fans even liked Jedi better than Star Wars - again, Lucas didn't write or direct it. The acting was definately better in the latter two films and the dialogue less corny.

    3. Episode I was a stinker because the CGI made it look like a Saturday morning cartoon, the dialogue sucked, the acting was uninspired, the marketing was deafening, and the movie's plot was unmanagable. It was just plain a horrible, horrible movie.

    4. Episode II is a bastard child of IV and I. IT has every bit of the insufferable inanity of I but it almost recaptures the fun of IV near the end.

    5. Spiderman is doing better because it's a good movie with characters we care about. I contest that Spiderman's CGI is also pretty shitty, especially during the cable-car scene at the end, and the green goblin looks like a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger. But beyond that it's pretty decent.

    6. Episode II has about 10 seconds worth seeing twice - Yoda vs Dooku. Spiderman could be re-watched in the theatre 2 or 3 times and be every bit as enjoyable.

    Katz, you are misinformed and making a mountain out of nothing.

    1. Re:Jon, do your research first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you, that Lucas is a master storyteller. That is a fact. Got it?

  177. Byte my Butt! by digitaltroglodyte · · Score: 1

    Well once again flamebait Katz spews more garbage, and once again /. 'ers fall into his web 'o deceit! When will 'ya learn laddies!

    He rants about the philosophical implications of a simple love/adven story (spidey) against the Lucas hyped saga...

    Get outta here... what social implications, are there when kids choose to see more o' Spidey and less of SW ? Come on John.... What utter rubbish...

    Will the real Jon Katz please stand up! Jon I know you can publish more meaningful stuff than this. Please! I beg you!

    Digit over and out

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    "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead." -- Lucy Van Pelt
  178. Well, I feel like an idiot now. by dman123 · · Score: 1
    So Katz is telling me that I am an idiot for wanting to see a movie that is not the highest grossing movie at the time. I'm an idiot because the film I saw did not meet revenue expectations. I'm an idiot because somehow Lucas has abandoned his principles. I should be ashamed to be seeing a non-patriotic movie.

    All I wanted to do was be entertained for a couple hours. The movies in question were not documentaries. Their job was not to provoke social awareness or peace on Earth. It's a freakin' movie!

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    dman123 forever!
    Filtering out the -1s and 0s since 1999.
    1. Re:Well, I feel like an idiot now. by Spinality · · Score: 2

      Yup. I enjoyed AOTC -- and it was better than I was expecting. Face it, the thing that's grabbed us in every Star Wars release has been the progression in cool effects. We loved the star destroyer looming past at the start of Episode 4, and the creature cantina; and we loved similar progress in Episode 2 -- improved Jedi tricks like jumping through the window, Yoda's swordplay, the great waterfalls, nice spaceships.

      I never expected brilliant storytelling or dialogue. We've never seen that from Lucas. He's no Raymond Chandler or John LeCarre. He gives us pure, cheesy space opera, executed well. That's fine with me, and all I expect or hope from Episode 3.

      And aren't you glad to know the reason that Luke is such a whiny, pissy little brat -- because his dad was just the same? :)

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      -- We all have enough strength to endure the misfortunes of other people. La Rochefoucauld
  179. Katz: Let go of your Hate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We went through this with Episode 1 vs The Matrix, do we have to do it again?

    I can't wait for your article on Spiderman 2 vs whatever new movie is doing well in the box office. Hey and maybe you can reuse some of your whining from this article.

  180. Re:Spiderman exploitive.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spider-Man exploitive? How about Natalie's nipples in EP II? Yes if you look closely you can see BOTH of them, wow!

    How about that black leather dominatrix dress. Nope that's not exploitive at all; somehow, in a sick, perveted Lucas-sense, it fits the scene: "I DON'T love you Anni, I CAN'T love you. Do like the way my breasts look in this dress? They are lucious, but you can't have them because I do NOT love you."

    Yeah Star Wars wasn't exploitive at all. Putz.

  181. The Campbell thing is bogus by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

    I have a book from the late 70's -- authorized -- going through and showing with stills (and pictures from the sets, locations, etc.) from Star Wars and older SciFi/Adventure/Comedy where some of the influences came from. (C3PO/R2-D2 from Laurel and Hardy, for example).

    As Steven Hart pointed out in his Salon piece, without EE "Doc" Smith, there's probably no Jedi.

    The Campbell thing didn't come up until 1980 or so, and like the recent films, seems to be some sort of huge retcon (retroactive continuity, for the non-comics folks) that people bought because they wanted a space opera to be highbrow.

  182. Bored of the Clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew that Lucas' days were numbered when, 40 minutes into AotC, my eight-year-old son turned to me and said "Dad, I'm bored".

    Imagine that happeneing with SW 4/5/6 ...

  183. Lucas lost me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas lost me early in Episode I. And it wasn't Jar Jar. I came ready to be electrafied (seeing the first preveiws gave me shivvers of rapture... growing up agnostic, SW was quasi religious for me). Early on, there's a bit with that flying junk-pedaler where young obi-won tries to use his jedi power to persuade him.

    The response: You're "force" doesn't work on me. Only money.

    If that wasn't Lucas out and out announcing his intention to dry hump my childhood dreams for every last nickle, I don't know what it was. If I ever see that man on the street, he's getting a kick in the teeth. At the time I felt deeply betrayed, in spit of my generally rational demeanor.

    Lucas can bit me. He's a greedy egotistical spook.

  184. Spiderman Less Hype?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you kidding, where is my star wars cereal? thats right there isnt any, star wars pop tarts? star wars freeze pops? PPPPPPPPPlease Spiderman was almost as hyped as the phantom menace, I didnt even realize star wars was at the theatre until about a week before when they started talking about how spiderman is going to out due AOTC....

  185. Re:Huh? - The Bible and WWII by joepa · · Score: 1

    A movie that should have little or nothing to do with the real world.

    Episodes 4, 5, and 6 made refernces to WWII - particularly comparing the Dark Side to Nazi Germany (Nazi Storm Troopers, Palpatine as Hitler, etc.).

    Also, the first three episodes seem to have some Biblical undertones (Anakin telling his mother that he will come back to "free the slaves" - al la Moses).

    So, Star Wars is not totally without reference to the "real world," and Lucas would not have been setting a precedent in the series to make references to 9/11 (and I do not think individual who posted the comment that initiated this thread was implying that he should have done so) - I, however, am glad that he did not.

  186. Spider-Man with no toys? by bsdparasite · · Score: 1
    Spider-Man was a very good comic book. How many people can use their own story to come up with a movie these days? It's rare. Most people use books to come up with movies, often bad versions of the books. Spider-Man as a movie is a good version of the comic. But are you telling us that people did not buy the comic books earlier and Marvel did not make money?

    Coming to Attack of the Clones, as a story about the Republic breaking down, and a teenager trying to become powerful, coming to grips with his failures as a Jedi. It's not based on any book, it's a purely movie idea. Granted that the actors aren't all that great and the script sucked, but Star Wars will still make more money than Spider-Man because kids can carry a lightsaber to school and be cool, but cannot hang from buildings and hope to become Spider-Man.

  187. crap by tijsvd · · Score: 1

    So now Attack of the Clones is crap because it is only the third-fastest selling movie ever? What a bullshit! The movie is a great and also a money-making monster. Yeah, George Lucas really has dug a hole for himself!

  188. Why you , why you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are you gonna kick the bucket. I guess morons never die

  189. The Columbine Culture Of New Geek Media. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 3, Troll



    The Columbine Culture Of Geek Media, by Jon Katz.

    The media culture of geeks, or, rather the columbine culture of media is the new geek. Columbine, in addition to the media, created a geek culture where new geeks could columbine the culture. The culture, in return, created a geek media, and performed a coup d'etat. Then Columbine, a geek culture, had a new media. Geekdom. Geek. Culture, New, Geek. The columbine culture of geek media provides a new culture for Columbine, different than the geek media culture provided by new geeks. Columbine, columbine. Columbine. Thank you.

    Ever get the feeling that Jon Katz is a mad-libs perl script?

    Cheers,

    --
    Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:The Columbine Culture Of New Geek Media. by BtAFMB · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's old news, s/Columbine/9\/11

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      "I have fallen off the wagon, for I am a slave to tea."
  190. Lost his edge, lost his focus--LITERALLY by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    After about a century of watching movies filmed on 35 mm film at an effective resolution of about 4000x3000, Lucas thinks that after schlepping out to the gigaplex and shelling out $8.50, people are going to watch 1920x1080 and feel satisfied?

    Yes, they'll do it, and they probably won't complain, just as most won't complain about dim projection or dirty prints. But will they notice or care about a slight softening of the image? Not consciously perhaps, but subconsciously they will feel that the image looks less real than they have been accustomed to. They'll know something's WRONG, even if they can't say what it is, and in a subtle way they will feel cheated.

    Lucas has lost his edge and lost his focus--LITERALLY.

    Today's digital technology might be up to the demands of a straight drama or a romantic chick flick, where most of the interest is in the characters and dramatic elements. It is NOT up to the task of delivering immersive, spectacular, widescreen excitement.

    It's a darn shame nobody has the courage to try making an action/fantasy/sci-fi picture in 70mm. It will be a decade before the quality of theatre digital approaches 70mm. It will be three or four years before it approaches plain old 35mm--longer, at the present rate of adoption.

    Too bad so few of us can still remember what "2001" REALLY looked like on its first run.

  191. The saga.... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

    AOTC is definitely one of the best sequels I've ever seen, 'what, it is a sequel?', yeah a sequel, so give it credit for what it is.

    You have to ask yourself whether you would rather have a stand alone Starwars-like movie made around the story which would draw in all the kids in the world with it's 'extreme' action or would you rather have a well-rounded and well produced sequel to a wonderful saga?

    Episode one was for the kids apparently... we all complained, right? Then Lucas goes and makes a much more mature film (Episode 2) and we all yawn and complain, right? What's up?

    I wish he had treated Episode 1 with the same level of seriousness he tried with E2. In the long run which film will you go back and watch again? I for one will be fast forwarding through E1 just to get the story started and then sitting down to enjoy E2 (w/ a few snack breaks around the romance scenes). E3? who knows...

    Hopefully I'll be able to revisit the Starwars saga in years to come and get to have a real quality marathon viewing. It will be kind of wierd to jump from E3 to E4 though with the difference in cinema tech being so disparate.

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  192. What the... ? by Kredal · · Score: 2

    Quote: Lucas approaches the life and times of Darth Vader in much the same way biographer Robert Caro explores the life and times of ex-president LBJ (his latest book that's 1,300 pages long -- and that's just one volume of a projected four).

    What gives JonKatz the right to say ANYTHING about overly long, strung out renditions of things that nobody cares about?

    JonKatz approaches the life and times of Episode 2: Attack of the Clones in much the same way that Lucas explores the life and times of Darth Vader. He spends way too much time making up garbage and pulling buzzwords fromlate-90's culture. All he needed was a paradigm shift (or did I just miss it?) to use every known buzzword there is. Bingo!

    and Post 9/11? COME ON! Geeze, this is a narrative about 2 movies, not the war on terrorism (yet another overused phrase...) Yeesh.

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  193. My view on things.. by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

    I only saw a single trailer for AOTC in the last few months. I saw dozens of Spiderman trailers. As far as I can tell, Spiderman was the one that was being promoted and hyped. I thought it was an alright movie, but I liked AOTC better. I'll probably see AOTC again, while I highly doubt I'll see Spiderman again.

    Coming into this, I had seen the previous Star Wars movies, but my only knowledge of Spiderman was that he was some guy bitten by a spider, and turned into a freak, so that influenced me I'm sure.

  194. You want to talk about sellouts... by superflex · · Score: 1

    The thesis of your article is a joke. An absoulte fscking joke. You think that American youth just decided to reject the hype around AOTC and "fight the man" or something? Americans are the biggest media sluts on the face of the earth! Why do you think that corporate advertising budgets are what they are? Why are broadcasting companies freaking out over Tivo and Sonicblue? Because they know that their audiences are like friggin sheep that can be herded like the dumb animals they are.

    You're trying to imply that the youth of the world are moving away from the "whorish sellouts" like George Lucas!? You know what was whorish? The vomit-inducing final scene of Spiderman... Hanging on the flagpole with the enormous American flag...gotta love the propaganda angle. I'm starting to think that it's becoming mandatory for all Hollywood studios to send "love america" messages in their products.

    I'm sure lots of others have already criticized the "post 9/11" drivel, so I won't even waste my time....

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  195. spiderman + 9/11 by bilbobuggins · · Score: 1

    actually, as a new yorker i felt rather insulted by spiderman's campy over the top ny/america patriotic scenes.
    i have to walk by that place every day on my way to work yet hollywood thinks they can make it all better by showing me a couple of guys from queens yelling off a bridge.
    screw hollywood, don't do us any favors.

  196. It's as old as I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Spider-Man and myself were both born in 1962. He was my favourite superhero around 1970.

    He was also my son's favourite superhero a few years ago. He is now 14, and prefers Star Wars over spidey.

    Spidey doesn't represent any generation. Neither does Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings for that matter. That's only in Katz' deluded mind. The same pompous mind that cannot, apparently, talk about something as basic as a silly action flick without somehow, amazingly, having to mention "post 9/11".

    1. Re:It's as old as I am by TheBrownShow · · Score: 1

      Actually, mentioning 9/11 is quite relevant when discussing Spider-Man...one of the key scenes in the movie involving the twin towers was removed.

    2. Re:It's as old as I am by nullard · · Score: 1

      Actually, mentioning 9/11 is quite relevant when discussing Spider-Man...one of the key scenes in the movie involving the twin towers was removed.

      Actually it was a scene in the trailer and in the opening credits. It had NOTHING to do with the content of the movie itself.

      It's interesting to note, however, that the modification of the trailer resulted in a delay in the relese of the Mac OS X.1 update. The CD had a copy of the original trailer on it. Apple scrapped the first run and created them all over again, this time sans towers.

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    3. Re:It's as old as I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "resulted in a delay in the relese of the Mac OS X.1 update"

      At least something good came of the attacks.

  197. Sony definitely has Noble intentions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You think Sony is not going to milk Spidey for all he's worth? Just wait and see how many little Spidey games and Spidey toys are going to be out very very soon.

    I would like to see Mary Jane Watson as the new Barbie. Man! is she hot or what?

  198. Jon Katz -- falling further from reality by Enahs · · Score: 2
    All in an effort to appeal to pseudo-intellectuals who spend more time perusing sites like kuro5hin, perhaps.



    The numbers I've seen paint just the opposite picture--that Star Wars has surpassed Spider-Man (according to an AP wire story.) Which numbers are correct?

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  199. Campbell filter for Slashdot by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1

    Slashdot needs a filter preventing stories containing the phrase "late mythologist Joseph Campbell" from being posted. This would save a lot of suffering all around.

  200. Errrr... by VisMono · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is this Katz guy a total idiot?

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  201. Oh bah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply.. AOTC is to munch complicated to be fun for the American Masses.
    Hey.. you cant't view a movie while thinking, is like try to view and read all this crap subtitled non american movies.
    The next SW release, will be like Woody Allen one's, only viewed in Europe. Don't worry Mr Lucas, you can cut CG and FX at a half for us, we like movies, not engineers.

  202. Lets be honest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spiderman has the wet dress scene. If I was a 13-year-old boy I would go to the pg-13 with some nice breasts in it too. Hell I might even go twice. One movie has sexual content and the other doesn't.

  203. Jeezum H Crow, the things Katz writes about! by cryptomancer · · Score: 1
    Star Wars and Spider-Man are just the wave that Katz hopes he can surf and say something intelligent about. Quote box-office numbers. Quote real authors about storylines and plots. Give it the trademark hype-it-up opener which makes me wretch at Katz' style of "writing."

    Ugh.

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  204. Vote / Poll to have Jon Katz barred from /. by digitaltroglodyte · · Score: 1

    I hereby beg both the crew of /. and all you loyal members and supporters to request a poll be setup here on /. In order to establish whether or not Jon Katz should be barred until further notice from posting on /.

    Let the peoplz be heard!

    Digit....over and out!

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  205. Katz - think for a second, would you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will Spider-Man, Ep. II be about? Don't count on it being an "earnest, simple, love story with patriotism".

    Bashing Star Wars is so five minutes ago.

  206. Why Did You Waste Your Time? by Wicked187 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever read. Both movies did kickass in the box office, and one did better than the other. Give it a rest. If you really want a reason, Episode I hurt Episode II, and Spider-Man is a new story, many people probably figured they could wait on Star Wars, because we already know most of what is going to happen. You are a loser.

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  207. Case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've yet to meet anyone here (UK)

    What?? You mean the British aren't flocking to the theaters in droves to watch SpiderMan drape himself with the American flag?

    How decidedly unAmerican. Time to drop some ordinance.

    Or maybe just keep those steel tarrifs going.

  208. Another possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone I know over 40 said they were going to wait to see Star Wars. I think a lot of people associate star wars with HUGE lines at the theatre and crazy people sleeping outside the theatres opening month. So they decide to wait. I bet Star Wars will stay strong for a while.

  209. Yeah right by Salsaman · · Score: 2
    "...these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism..."

    For a minute there, I was hopeful that somebody had actually made their own independant film through their own initiative, and marketed it over the net without the involvement of any of the big distribution companies.

    Then I read on and realised you were talking about how one Hollywood blockbuster had outsold another Hollywood blockbuster. Oh well. Yawn. I am sure Spiderman is a good film.

  210. What planet is Katz on? by dfrick · · Score: 1

    Kids didn't rebel or choose anything. The huge numbers are a result of Spiderman's huge marketing blitz that dwarfed that of Clones.

    Also, people are tenative after their Jar-Jar experience last time.

  211. The Matrix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My favourite flick, amongst me and my buddies.

    Thing is, we are all late 30's - early 40's in age.

    Could it just be that - gasp - Katz is simply completely full of it?

  212. Less hyped? by Prince+Caspian · · Score: 1

    I don't know about everyone else, but I saw way more advertising for Spider-Man than AotC. Star Wars may have had the hype of all that's behind it, but it also had to win back the fans it lost with Episode 1.

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  213. spiderman not that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    typical summer "blockbuster" hype. they spent more effort on product placement (Dr. Pepper, Carlsburg Beer, etc) that juicing up the cookie-cutter script. good beginning, some decent acting and very predictable middle and end. perhaps star wars wasn't great, but at least i'd sit through it again.

  214. Your basic assumption is wrong (sellout !=spinoff) by gosand · · Score: 2
    At first I agreed with you, but then I thought - wait a minute! Even though Lucas did a lot of spin-off marketing for the first Star Wars trilogy, it didn't seem to affect the movies all that much. With Episode I, the movie was ABOUT the marketing of crap, or at least an attempt at it. You know that the dreaded CG character, of whose name I dare not speak, was created solely for that purpose. The way that young Anakin was portrayed in EpI was clearly ONLY an attempt to gain favor with kids to boost market appeal. Did the pod race scene really need to be that long, or play out the way it did? No, Lucas wanted every kid in America to want to be a pod racer. At least in the original series, C3PO, R2D2, Chewbacca - they were all market-friendly, but that wasn't their SOLE PURPOSE.

    So yes, Lucas did sell-out. Did he continue his ways in AOTC? I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. I am still debating whether or not to see it at all. I really want to see some good Jedi action though. At least if I wait for it to come out on rental, I can skip the lame crap.

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  215. In defence of AOTC by RScullion · · Score: 1

    OK, while I agree that the dialogue was pretty awful and the direction could have been better (though one of the things about digital is the camera is more limited due to the size and cables), what exactly is wrong with a political plot?
    It's not really that hard to follow, but it is pretty clever, with several plot twists which may throw you at first but are on the whole well thought out and fairly credible (the JarJar thing's a bit dubious though). If you don't want a decent plot then ignore it, but otherwise don't knock it just because it doesn't drop to the comprehension of the lowest denominator.
    These films are about the fall of the Republic - it's going to involve politics and anyone who doesn't know what a republic is, or the basics of how it works wants sending back to school for a few years, especially if they live in one!
    I saw in one review that the Phantom Edit had removed some (or all) of the Senate scenes! Talk about missing the point of the film completely.
    I, for one, am glad that Star Wars hasn't fallen to the level of being yet another shallow action movie like Spiderman. I'll be buying the AOTC DVD when it comes out but Spiderman will be staying on the shelf with Batman and the rest of it's ilk.

  216. Mythology in Star Wars by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

    The only mythology in Star Wars is George Lucas thinking he can write and direct.

  217. Money or artistry, which is it Jon? by multimed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So first of all, the box office is the be all end all. Spiderman is "massacring" Episode 2 in earning the almighty dollar. (Even if that really was all that mattered, it's way too early to call.) But then he complains about how Lucas has sold out, and he could have kept the franchise's dignity and still made tens of millions of dollars. So which is it Jon?

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    1. Re:Money or artistry, which is it Jon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no kidding. And this after last week's review which basically claimed that "the rest of the world" could go and see Hollywood blockbusters like Star Wars while he was going to stick to hip underground movies like Dogtown and Z-Boys. And yet we're supposed to glorify Spiderman for making the most money.

  218. Mindless promotion by wytcld · · Score: 2

    Maybe it's because I'm in NYC and the national press is headquartered here, but I was amazed at how much was being done not just by the national networks and newsmagazines, but even by the NY Times to puff up SM. The Times not only featured it on the front of every possible section of the paper over several weeks (including such tripe as a profile of the family currently living at SM's fictional address in Queens), but gave Stan Lee Op-Ed space to gloat about how cool he's always been right when the movie opened.

    And the press has been cold to Lucas - which might be partly because all the movies since the first one up until now have sucked (the first understood the attractions of classic sci-fi, the rest haven't). Or could it be because Lucas has put out a movie that questions imperial pretensions?

    Isn't the audience for SM essentially the same one as supports the boy bands - that other revolution in confectionary taste among the young? Is anyone claiming SM is more than cute, mindless escapism? Nothing wrong with it being that; but hardly anything to celebrate about either, all press to the contrary.
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  219. To summarize what Katz is saying... by SpotBug · · Score: 1


    George Lucas is an out-of-touch-with-the-times idiot.Clearly (you can tell by comparing the movies' grosses!), Anakin Skywalker should have lived in New York and been bitten by a spider. Oh yeah, and it would have been less complicated if he had also fought and defeated Darth Vader at the end of the film.

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  220. Maybe we have the foundation of our revolt... by jtrascap · · Score: 1

    This is off topic, and will possibly be modded-down a bit, but I can't get into this horserace on movies... this is a game for Hollywood politicos...remember them? An article or two back, they were the enemy...

    Perhaps it because, as an American now living in Europe (where everything comes out 2-4 months later for tax reasons), I'm just not excited to rush out to the latest movie, and so I feel a little like a strange outsider looking in, watching the addicts both loathe and celebrate their pushers in nearly the same breath. Lemme 'splain...

    We bitch about the MPAA here. All the time. We complain about the absolute power they seem to wield and their easy access to politicians. I think, on a /. scale, they may be near "Bill Gates"-level on the Evilmeter.

    But their powerbase is far weaker, and their level of integration is social, not technological. We don't need to use their products to do our jobs, unlike Microsoft (well, most of us). And it only takes a few expensive flops to knock a studio boss out of his chair.

    We dislike being dictated to (Pick a discussion on...censorship or MPAA involvement) - told what and when to watch something (hijacking video on Tivo) - and how much right we have to things that we purchase (current discussions on MPAA intervention in technology, dissolution of the Sony precendent and other "analog" issues, all our hardware being ID'd with new circuitry) or how we choose to watch it (Divx on Linux, CDs and movies on PCs,

    There are a raft of issue we have with the MPAA, yet we support their products without a second thought, as if our choosing to see "Spiderman" over "Attack of the Clones" makes us smarter or better people.

    It doesn't...I believe that it makes us look like gullible and leadable fools in Hollywood's eyes. Rant all we want, we'll just come back and power the movie machine that wants to marginalize our rights. (I'm still an American and vote..and pay taxes!...so I can say that with a straight face).

    Which begs the obvious question - Why don't we use the power we have to boycott expensive or popular movies to make our "force" felt?

    Why don't we, as a community with considerable reach, target new releases and then, on the opening weekend, don't go. No 117-million dollar weekends. No crowing from that one side of Jack Valenti's face (a little like Two-Face, this man looks to me).

    We can still go to the movie--that's no problem. 2...3 weeks later maybe. The gains will be slower, and the film community would feel it...that's for sure. But think of the power... we can "cost" them millions a movie by targeting them deliberately as a form of protest.

    Actually, it's the ideal form of protest for them. It's all voluntary commerce. And voluntary revolt.

    Let's say some Senator pushes a bill to eliminate standard VCRs for ones with digital coding, an ID system, for example. We should create a protest, target a new film coming out, announce that we'll not attend and then see what happends. Can you imagine the reaction to the next "Matrix" movie opening to a 30-million-dollar weekend?

    We do have voice that can be easily heard. We just have to keep our sight clear on the target and push until we get there.

    If anyone wants to do this, count on my help for any website...I think it needs discussion an focus before doing, but I think we need to consider SOME kind of constructive reaction to the MPAA.

    And frankly, the last thing we need to do is Monday-morning analysis on the weekend tallies...

  221. Think about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article would not exist if the order of the movie premiere dates were reversed. Your average movie goer had nothing worth going to see this year before Spidey.

  222. Rubbish & hyperbole by matthewd · · Score: 1
    ATOC opened on fewer screens than Spiderman, news reports say because Lucas insisted on theatres with high quality sound, but also I've read because they wanted longer committments from theatres and smaller venues didn't want to tie up their screens as long as Lucas wanted...

    For that reason alone I'd expect Spiderman to do better in the initial weeks.
    Spider-man is now on track to massacre Star Wars, perhaps out-earning it in the early days of the summer by as much as $100 million, if projected patterns continue.

    Spiderman has earned about $133M more than ATOC. It has also been out 25 days as opposed to ATOC's 12 days. I can't see how that statement makes any sense given the numbers. I doubt ATOC will only do $33M in the next two weeks.

    And "Spiderman shows no signs of slowing down"? Then why did it gross $48M the weekend ATOC opened, but only 36M last weekend? Is that not slowing down? Are there even any movies that retain or increase their weekend grosses?

    Who really cares which movie grosses the most anyway? ATOC will gross more anyway because people will need to go back 2-3 times just to figure out the plot!

    Katz complains about Lucas going overboard on the marketing tie ins for TPM. Did he notice Lucas restrained these tie ins for ATOC?
  223. Parent article a troll or flamebait? by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or is it just good for clogging bandwidth and getting more hits for the /. site?

    I know if I could, I would moderate the parent article, and with the list of complaints I think Katz would have just lost an exponential amount of karma points.

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  224. George Lucas eats babies. by ?erosion · · Score: 1

    Also, he's ugly and smells like poop.

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  225. sick and tired by coronaride · · Score: 1

    I'm honestly sick and tired of people bagging on AotC. "It's not 'A New Hope'!" "It's not 'Empire Strikes Back'!"..no, it's not..and neither is it supposed to be. AotC is telling a completely different story and I happen to like it. Now don't get me wrong, but episodes 4,5, and 6 were very good, probably my most favorite movies of all time. I find it fascinating to watch the history of my childhood heroes! Yeah, I'll admit that TPM probably wasn't the best movie of all time but it was nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.

    While Lucas did commercialize the literal hell out of that movie, it's easy to see that he's learned from his mistake, as the number of adverts on soda cans is way down from last time. For you spiderman fans, let's not forget that every time you turn on the tv you see those idiotic cingular wireless commercials.

    People have been bagging all kinds on the acting, but I happen to think that the acting of the characters is right on. Everyone says "Oh, Anakin and Padme look and speak so awkwardly that they seem to want to be somewhere else!" Yeah..ok, and this is coming from /. geeks with how much romance experience? :) Anyhow, think about it..if you're Senator Amidala, you're a representative of an entire planet so everyone has their eyes on you all the time. She's probably under enormous stress and has been since early childhood! Anakin, sheesh..coming to terms with his destiny and calling, learning to use force powers, and dealing with an over-critical mentor..and don't forget that these kids are only around 19! So you're telling me that they're supposed to be all suave and charming lovers, too? I don't know about you, but I sure as heck wouldn't buy that..

    The story is compelling..the action is good..if your attention span is so short that Rambo makes you drift off to sleep then, yeah, the 'details', 'background', and 'story' of the movie might make you not like it..just stop bagging on this movie because it's not like the first 3.

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    1. Re:sick and tired by Wind_Walker · · Score: 2
      Oh, Anakin and Padme look and speak so awkwardly that they seem to want to be somewhere else!

      Dude, I don't know what your romantic experience has been, but when I'm with someone that I'm falling in love with, I know that every one of my thoughts is centered on them. If they were already married and had years together, then yeah, they'd be bored with each other and still be thinking about problems at work, etc. But when you're falling in love, you don't think about anything else.

      Trust me, some day you'll understand.

    2. Re:sick and tired by coronaride · · Score: 1

      ok..in rebuttal..first, they're extremely young to be falling in love and getting married..secondly, they haven't seen each other for ten years, so of course its going to be awkward..thirdly, are you a senator or is your wife a jedi padawan? and fourthly, we know that because of all this crap that it's not going to work out anyways..

      and don't talk down to me about relationships, dude, because you don't know where *i'm* coming from.. :)

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  226. I think they all blew giant elephant testicles by nickyj · · Score: 1

    I saw Spidey, and it wasn't that great. I refuse to see AOTC, because of all the hype and mixed reviews from friends.

    I saw THE MATRIX the first day, before all the hype. The theatre was half full and we all cheered and wooped when it finished. The very next day ALL SHOWS were sold out by 6pm. I was pissed, because I wanted to see it again.

    HYPE == CRAP.
    NO HYPE/BAD PUBLISHED REVIEWS usually means it sucks, but once in a while it's controversal (sp?).

    Spidey was a big disappointment to me, or maybe I am just getting old. But remember ExiStenZe?

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  227. 30's, not 50's by mughi · · Score: 2
    AoTC was as good as Empire in my opinion, and I am an obsessive SW fanboy. But I never bought into the Power of Myth interpretation. I always saw SW as a 1950's-era space opera/science fantasy, and through those lenses, AoTC rocked.

    Just a tiny correction. Those 1950's-era TV space operas were broadcasts of the 1930's-era cinema serials. But I do agree with you on your main point. As one of those serials, AoTC (at least the last half) did rock.

  228. Katz is a whore and the answer is simple by f00zbll · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Spiderman is a better movie. Now go back to wanking off some place else katz. Go freakin read some Chomsky and learn something about sociology before you open your trap.

  229. Star Wars...bah Spider-Man...phftt...What about... by Quirk · · Score: 1

    Torg and Riff. Is Riff not his brother's keeper? Is he blinded by science? Will he bear the mark of Cain? And what of Torg's innocence? The net is alive with myth and legends in the making while the media slaves feed the machine. Rage, Rage against the machine, brothers and sisters... and... oh... nurse is here with my meds now.

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  230. I liked it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For God's sake. Get a grip, and see AoTC for what it is - the second part of a saga.

    Lucas has taken a monumental and unique risk, both artistically and financially in trying to create the first 3 episodes, and we need to recognise and appreciate the difficulties involved.

    SW was a relatively simple story - good vs evil, hometown boy becomes hero, and a stab at romanticism. What made SW was the fact that everything else was relatively new and unseen to cinema audiences - the light-sabres, the laser guns, the *huge* space cruisers, the Deathstar, the strange aliens etc. The Wow factor. It fired Kids' imaginations, and gave playtime a new theme that lasted for months afterwards. The plot itself was quite simple, unrestrained by previous films and made so that kids could understand it.

    But with these new episodes, who does Lucas write for? The kids? Well, obviously some of the films are biased their way - the pod racer scene in TPM for example. But he is also writing for a much more discerning audience - the same audience that he was writing for then, the 30 somethings. It'd be easy for him to just create a kids' film. Kill the love story, remove the political scenes, and jsut get back to good vs evil. But the fact is that we as adults want to know how things happened to set up SW, TESB and RoTJ. We don't want holes in the plot. Can you imagine the outcry here on /. if he *didn't* include any love story in the first 3 episodes? Yes he could have just hinted at it rather than make it quite so obvious, but he still has to make things understandable for the kids. He has to fill the holes in the story, and sometimes in excruciating detail.

    The real challenge is going to be Episode 3. Somehow he has to make it interesting and entertaining when the end has already been given away.

    Are there things he could have done better? Of course there are (Most of TPM for a start!), but I think that we should at least be generous enough to accept that creating these episodes isn't a walk in the park.

  231. The real reason Spider-Man is selling more... by ZeiramMR · · Score: 1

    ...is cause Bruce Campbell is in it. ;-)

    Seriously, I enjoyed Spider-Man more than Episode II because the former was a better movie as a whole. I thought Spider-Man was a good movie throughout, while Attack of the Clones had a lot of exposition and didn't kick into gear until the last 45 minutes or so.

    Still, I wish that insiders would stop making a big deal about money taken in and paid more attention to tickets sold. With ticket prices increasing, we're going to keep getting record-breaking movies every year or two simply from inflation.

  232. The thing that kills me about the bridge scene by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    I bet the bridge scene was done (or conceived at least) prior to the 11th of September. That scene is so characteristic of New Yorkers that it works, then and now. It was true two years ago it will be true two years from now.

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  233. Contrasting things by tz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First both are heavily religous movies. The new age buddhist in Clones v.s. more traditional Christianity (Aunt Mae says the our father, they celebrate thanksgiving and there is a problem saying grace).

    Peter Parker is a comic character. He makes a lot of mistakes trying to become the superhero, and we laugh with him when things don't work out. That is someone everyone can relate to. The universe doesn't depend on him, so he really has choices.

    Luke and Anakin Skywalker can't look stupid. They do stupid things while doing something heroic, but there is no "oops", and they always end up working out. The silly stupid is reserved for Jar Jar, or C3PO.

    Another difference is the mentor - ObiWan wants Luke to become like him, but Peter's Uncle can't help him with his spider powers, only his moral makeup.

    And in Spiderman, there are a lot of moral trade-offs (he could have got the girl, but I won't spoil it). He could explain or expose his secret and it would fix things short term, but he doesn't. He doesn't expose the Green Goblin's identity because it would hurt someone else, though he will be blamed. There are heavy costs to do the right thing in Spider-Man. Every doesn't live happily ever after, but they retain their honor.

    There is some of this in StarWars, but things tend to work out a lot better against heavier odds. Like at the end of Return of the Jedi, we see Luke's father with the good Jedi. Han Solo gets Leah - apparently there are no noblesse oblige and they can go away to a garden planet and not worry about the messy politics (I think about the US revolution or civil war - building and/or rebuilding a country isn't easy).

    Star Wars is great myth, in the sense of a grand opera like the Ring Cycle. Bigger than life with cleaner endings and contrasts.

    Spiderman fits within life.

  234. It's in the works... by artemis67 · · Score: 3, Funny

    George Lucas is working on Spider-Man Episode I as we speak. Here's some select quotes:

    "Meesa been bitten by a spider!"

    "Meesa spidey-sense all tingly! Oh no, issa bombad villain! Meesa got to go find a phone booth!"

    1. Re:It's in the works... by Kickstart70 · · Score: 1

      Darth Goblin: "hhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhaa-hhhhaaaa-hhhhhaaaa! I...hhhhhhh....am your....father, Spijar-jar!"

      Spijar-jar: "Whassa meesa gonna do! You issa my father? Will meesa starting breathing heavy? hhhhhh hhhhhh"

      DG: "hhhhh...come to....the....hhhhhhh...Dark Side...Spijar-jar"

      Sj-j: "No issa a problem, papa-meesa! I issa ok now being a racista black stereotypessa anyway!"

  235. From someone who has seen both movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen both spider-man (3 times) and AOTC (twice), so I think I can give a better opinion than most.

    Spider-man rocked. It wasn't slow, funny, and the action sequences were great. Personally the best part was seeing the transformation of Peter Parker from a scared, shy, pushed around, high-school nerd to a asskicking, confident spider-man. That's what people fell in love with in this movie. That's why people are going to see this film 3 or 4 times. And for this reason, that it is why people fell in love with Star Wars.

    Now in AOTC and the first episode, things are getting dragged out. When is Anakin going to become evil? I went to this film thinking that I was going to see Anakin's transformation to the drak side. Instead I got a whinny, temper-tantrum Anakin who cries throughout the whole film.

    The acting in spider-man is far superior then in AOTC. Tobey did a great job as Peter Parker and spider-man. He looks like a nerd for god's sake! Yet I was impressed how well he handled the spider-man side of the story. Walking out of the film, I was convinced that he was the right person for the part.

    Now in AOTC, I think they could of found a way better person to play Anakin. I felt that Hayden didn't fit the role of Anakin. He never once convinced me that he was the all power Jedi he is suppose to be. I think his acting abilities lack alot.

    You'll always have the Star Wars fan screaming that AOTC is better than spider-man, but I'll tell you what, I would go see spider-man a fourth time in a heartbeat. AOTC I wouldn't go see again if you bought me a ticket. I got dragged there the second time and will not go through that misery again.

  236. I think... by Dick_Fury · · Score: 5, Insightful
    JonKatz felt the need to aggravate me personally by writing this. I'd die of shock if he wrote something that I agreed with in any way. All the talk about all the money one brought in over another one in it's opening weekend and how many screens it showed on and whatnot is tripe, and I'm tired of hearing about it. It's like asking someone's opinion about a book they haven't yet read. I should think you could judge little more than the effectiveness of the promotion prior to the movie with that scale, which also seems like tripe.

    ***When George Lucas decided to resuscitate his epic after a nearly generation-long respite, he could have chosen at least somewhat of a classier route and put some limits on the marketing that now engulfs big movies. Instead he acted like Jabba the Hutt, gorging on every dollar he could get. The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien.***

    The marketing for Ep II was about the same as any other movie. The hype machine for spider-man was pumping just as hard. And to say that Lucas is to blame for all the marketing is crap anyway. Who's to know if he or the studio has more to do with it?

    And you're right; they didn't have any toy or fast food marketing for Lord of the Rings. *Plays with his lurtz action figure and takes a sip from his light up lord of the rings cup from BURGER KING*

    ***But what is Attack of the Clones about? The Skywalker genealogy? The Empire's evil origins? The birth of the Empire's Troopers? The rise and fall of the Queen of Naboo and her tormented lover and complex offspring? Trade unions and their relationship to the Galaxy? Legislative bodies and their place in galactic history?***

    Give me a break. If you describe anything like that it sounds negative.

    What is spider-man? A movie about the use of spiders for gene therapy? A warning to keep an eye on egotistical scientists? A vessel for the powerful acting of Randy Savage?

    ***Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side? Or would we -- especially the youngest among us -- be happy to see Yoda flashing his light-saber around and doing his Jackie Chan imitation?***

    Are you being serious? This is the part that makes me believe I fell asleep and it's really April 1st and this is all a big joke. I try to respond to this but the inherent stupidity of the comment seeps into my skin through the keyboard and blur's my mind. It's like saying Do we really care how Peter Parker became a spider? Do we really care why Connor Macleod is cutting all these people's head's off? Do we care why Tyler Durden is blowing up a corporate campus?

    ***Holed up in his California cocoon, Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America.***

    You're right. At the end of Ep II Obi-Wan and Anakin should have flown through the streets of New York towing a giant American flag and singing God Bless America. I mean, a movie in space? In a galaxy far far away? How un-American.

    You're so full of crap I can smell it through the screen. They're two incredible movies. Why everyone feels the need to compare them is beyond me. I watched Ep II yesterday and the theater was packed. I wasn't sitting there thinking "this well help their profit margin" I was just happy a lot of little kids were sitting there enjoying the movie.

    1. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, sir, for this post. Someone please mod him up.

  237. Lucas's Job was Far Tougher by GroundBounce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We can all certainly point out ways in which Lucas could have improved things (and there definitely are many), and any one of us would have written epsodes 1 and 2 differently. There are many valid criticisms that have been made, but on the other hand, Lucas had many more and far tougher constraints to deal with.

    First and foremost was all the baggage that accompanied him from the first four movies. There are several things that created constraints here. The most difficult was that these episodes are prequels. Not only does the character and situation development have to be consistent with the pre-existing stories, but they must also converge to a single target time in some sort of consistent fashion. This is much more difficult than a sequel, where the writer has the freedom to diverge in any number of directions.

    Another difficult area is public expectations. We can all point out areas where Lucas gauged things wrong in this area, and that's just the point -- it's very difficult to do, and very difficult to get right, even with sequels where there is only one pre-existing film, let alone a prequel series that follows three highly successful episodes. Any one of us could have done "better", and the film would have matched our personal expectations, but Lucas was faced with estimating the expectations of millions of fans from three generations who had already seen four previous movies -- not an easy task task by any stretch of the imagination.

    Yet another area is complexity. As Katz points out, over the years, the Star Wars saga has come to deal with many kinds of social, economic, and even religious issues. Here, Lucas is being criticized for maintaining and even building on this complexity, but if he were to completely drop it, he would undoubtedly be criticized equally harshly by others. Again, the years of baggage that accompanies the Star Wars saga made it difficult for Lucas to do the right thing in everyone's eyes.

    Spidey had none of this constraining baggage, other than generally following the premise of the original comic strip/cartoon series.

    Granted, there were some very obvious goofs, such as the over-commercialization of the tie-in products (it certainly cheapens the saga), but given the constraints, it was very difficult (and will get even harder) for Lucas to come up with prequels that will satisfy everyone's preconceived notions of how things should be.

  238. A Katz article I like??? Did Hell Freeze Over??? by pmancini · · Score: 1

    Wow, finally a Katz article I like, read from start to finish without loudly remarking to the computer screen and one that I can agree with in many respects.

    I would simply add that part of Lucas's problem is that the supposed target audience shifted from movie to movie. How cool would "Return of the Jedi" have been if instead of Ewoks we had Wookies as originally planned.

    Episode 1 was just completely not aimed at me. I can't believe it made as much money as it did.

    Episode 2 however was much more enjoyable. Luckily the pain of having to watch Jar-Jar Binks was kept to a discrete miniumum. The story was better and of course seeing Yoda do battle was both hilarious and exactly what I wanted to see in a matinee.

  239. A simpler explination by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    There is a simpler explination for Spider-Man kicking AoTC's butt: AoTC is a piece of garbage. Lucas has shot himself in both feet with the last two movies and it is the strong power of denial that keeps the diehard fans from realizing this.

    With "Menace" and "Clones" Lucas has exposed himself as the untalented control freak that he really is.

    I, for one, have washed my hands of him.

    --
    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  240. Bogus measuring stick by plastic_heaven · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just me, but it drives me crazy when the success of a movie is measured by the amount of sales in dollars. I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but up here in the Great White North (ie. Canada) movie ticket prices have soared to the $13 (CAN) range. That is about triple what I payed when I was a kid (and I ain't THAT old). I guess the hype would be lost if they reported actual "bums in seats".

  241. Someone already beat Katz to it by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I kid you not. Check out the "Rename 'The Two Towers' to Something Less Offensive Petition". I like the note from the webmaster of petitiononline.com basically stating that the guys who created the petition are idiots. And check out the "View Current Signatures" section for extra chuckles.

    GMD

    1. Re:Someone already beat Katz to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That looks more like a troll to me.

      And a rather successful one at that.

    2. Re:Someone already beat Katz to it by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      Check out the guy who wrote the troll on penitiononline.com . 'slashdotwidener@yahoo.com' (at the bottom of the intro page). Looks like he got some practice before moving on to bigger things. I hope he doesn't let this go to his head.

    3. Re:Someone already beat Katz to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I especially liked this signature:

      Peter Jackson
      Alright, alright! You win. I'm going to change the title to "Dude, Where's My Ring."

  242. Lucas can't write and direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops... did I say that? George Lucas had a great idea in star wars, but have you actually watched the movies with a critical eye? Lucas is overly attached to his characters (anikin in Ep. 1 can do everything, everyone is related to each other, Han doesn't shoot first because he is a 'good guy', anikin 'accidently' destroys battleship when all other pilots are idiots), has a predisposition for excessive cheesiness (ewoks, certain droid scenes in Ep2 & JarJar) and feels a need to explain too much (midichlorians take the magic out of the force and thus the abstract good/evilness). He also sucks as a director... at least of real actors... he just isn't able to convey emotions and people very well.

    ALl that said, he is a brilliant publicist, and a genius at stage managing special effects and battle scenes... and not too bad at fight scenes either.

    Unfortunately, Lucas' weaknesses become more of a drag with each movie. While the action and FX have kept their part of the bargain (so to speak), the writing and directing just aren't strong enough to keep the audience involved... for most young people, its just another action/sci-fi movie. For those of us that are fans, it is nostaglia plus the fx plus action. Certainly not the quality.

    As you can see, I'm not an apologist. A nostalgic fan perhaps, and a action sci-fi addict as well. But not an apologist. The movies just aren't that strong.

  243. SW been dead for ages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have to definitely agree with most of your points. My personal hate of Lucas started years ago, when it became evident that there was no low he would avoid stooping to in the effort to amass more billions. Not being a die-hard fan like many of my friends, I recognized early on the dry rape Darth Fatty was perpetrating on the masses as well as his blindly devoted fanbase. I bought the original trilogy on tape when it came out as a set to give to my cousin for his birtday. What Lucas said was the ultimate version of the original vision (don't even get me started on the bs that was his 'reimagining' scenes in the original three). A month or two later, he decides to put out the trilogy again, only in widescreen. No apologies, no refunds, no nothing. That's when my hate began. Fortunately for me, the hate is buttressed by just about everything Lucas has put his name on being execrable (okay, okay, the Raiders films were a blast... at least the first two were) .

    For years and years and years he has put out quite a bit of garbage with the SW name on it, not the least of which are the last two films. Come on, people, as fruity as Jedi was in places, at least it had real pathos and suspense, which the PM and AotC was missing completely. And as whiny as Hammill (sp?) played Luke, dear sweet Jesus was he a more compelling character than N*Synch Annikan. I didn't think it was possible to act as poorly as the kid in Phantom Menace, but if any director can bring that out, it's George!

    Up until this year, his track record for SW video games was mindblowingly miserable, with something like 3 titles out of dozens not having sucked. Thankfully, just in that one small spot, Lucasarts seems to have finally learned some lessons and gone to good game houses to develop some interesting products.

    If only Lucas had the guts to do the same for his movies, they might be watchable. Yeah, AotC was visually the most beautiful of the five so far, but as a story it was garbage for the reasons listed at the beginning of this thread. The acting was every bit as bad as Phantom Menace, and the dialogue laughable as always. The only character allowed to emote seemed to be Yoda, a CG creation.

    The story was all over the place, trying to squeeze in a mass of unimportant facts (unimportant in the context of telling a good story, but not, seemingly, to die-hard fans who would shell out cash for limited edition Annikan-scat if Lucas packaged and sold it). As for PM itself, while much has already been made about it being beyond bad in most qualities, I've heard very little about the how visually it was well behind a number of films preceeded it, including The Matrix, which was made for far less cash.

    Lucas' sacred ILM has fallen behind the times, or at least seemed to up until AotC. The Mummy movies were some of the worst application of CGI I've ever seem. To be fair, I base my critique of the second Mummy movie on the trailers, because God himself couldn't have convinced me to shell out money to see the followup to the craptastic Mummy.

    One mistake you made, though, and boy is it a common one. Lucas did not, in fact, use Campbell's mythic structure as the inspiration for the original. He used those crappy old sci fi serials of the 30s and 40s. I'm reminded of the programming adage, 'garbage in, garbage out', but I really can't blame Lucas lack of writing and directing skills on those serials. In point of fact, there was no contact between Lucas and Campbell, nor even mention of Campbell's work till a couple years later.

    It makes sense that both men would try and retroactively represent SW as a descendant of Campbell's work. They both had a lot to gain: Lucas the credibility by rubbing shoulders with Campbell, and Campbell the added attention (which translates into more interviews, more cash, more widespread recognition of one's work, etc.). It just doesn't hold up under careful scrutiny.

    I'm also interested in the report I read a while back that Empire, far and away the best of the films, wasn't written by Lucas and Kazan as it is always attributed. Apparently it was written by a long-time woman writer in Hollywood who has since passed away. Anybody on here know more about this?

    BTW, Lucas' movies are largely not only garbage, but their success helped usher in the age of crap movies sold on the power of their effects. He goes down as one of the men who most damaged cinema in the 20th century. I'm hoping one day we'll escape his legacy.

    In the meantime, what little of a fanboy that remains in me awaits the next two Matrix films with bated breath. Despite having one of the worst actors in the business in the starring role, the Wachowski Bros. show that by having small egos and utilizing people with more knowledge than themselves they can turn out a movie that has a compelling story with action and special effects that really do blow the mind. I loved Yoda kicking ass, but there's just no contest when compared to something like The Matrix, or even, God help me, Titanic, which utilized effects to -help- tell a story, not in place of it. Peter Jackson seems to have willfully picked up the mantle of Lucas, which is a shame in my opinion (though he's definitely better than Lucas and though I can honestly say I enjoyed LotR, it wasn't even among the best films I saw that year and showed yet again that effects take precedent over character development). Yet I fully expect a year from now to walk out of Matrix Reloaded and say smugly, 'The King is dead, and was never really even the King. Long live the Kings.'

    I leave you with a quote from the finest actor to grace the Star Wars universe by such a long shot it's stunning. He's on most film artists' lists as one of the top actors of the century, an actor who had such skill that he didn't have to turn characters into himself, he simply erased his own personality and became them. I speak, of course, of the late, great Sir Alec Guiness.

    "I shrivel up every time someone mentions Star Wars to me."

    Aside from any of his David Lean films and countless others, I suggest tracking down one of his early British films, Kind Hearts and Coronets, where he plays an entire family, including the member who murders them all to inherit their wealth and title. In addition to being a dramatic genius, he was a comic genius. He was a genius period, in an age when that term gets thrown around to describe people like... well, like Lucas! For more comic brilliance, how about his role as the blind butler Bensonmum in Murder by Death? He held his own against the likes of David Niven, Dame Maggie Smith (the greatest actress living), Peter Falk and Peter Sellers (the greatest comic film actor of all time). I'd be willing to bet most SW fanboys haven't even heard of either film. They may recall hearing a title called Passage to India, yet how many of these supposed Guinness worshipers have seen it? I love that when faced with Guiness' drew attention to the fact that Emperor Lucas wears no clothes, those legions of fanboys fidget and claim Obi Wan must have turned into a crazy, old coot.

    Ah well, I can take solace in the fact that Lucas the egomaniac will most likely prevent any more Star Wars products after his death so they can't 'sully' his legacy. It is to laugh.

  244. Choose one mega-corp over another, very rebellious by tenzig_112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I feel sorry for pundits. It is their job to find patterns in the seemingly chaotic world we live in. Sure, between 99 and 100% of these patterns are complete bullshit, but at least they are entertaining [sometimes].

    Having said that, it would be patently ridiculous to assume that generational rebellion is exemplified in movie-goers deciding to forfeit their cash to one mega-corporation over another.

    But then again, maybe I'm not in on the joke. It is a joke, right?

    The Katz piece was hilarous [intentional or not].

  245. You gotta love Katz by RobertGraham · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I think the reason they keep around is so that we can all feel superior to his obvious mistakes.

    • They are just movies. Every couple years a new summar blockbuster will unseat all previous records; this is just they way things work; their is nothing momentous behind it.
    • Spiderman was hyped more than Star Wars:AOTC. There are more movie commercials, product tie ins, billboards, the lot. Just look around you.
    • Katz uses the opening weekend's receipts to prove that Spiderman is a better film. Um, opening weekend is to0 quick for word of mouth; it is really more of a measure of the hype leading up to the opening than the quality of the film. In any event, the money earned in American theatres represents about 10% of what a film earns (international, video, TV, etc.) making up the rest.
    • Lucas is not in it for the money. This is precisely the problem with the Episode I and Jar Jar: Lucas is not trying to appeal to the masses but is instead trying to achieve his artistic vision. (Of course, people lob millions his way, his only crime is not rejecting more of it).
    • Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side? Um, YES! Lucas's vision was a rich backstory that we saw only a couple of episodes in the middle of. The public has put huge demands on him to develop that backstory.
    • When Episode III comes out, Katz will be describing how that summer's blockbuster narrowly edges it out. Nobody will care who beats SpiderMan2 on opening weekend. Ten years from now, interest in Star Wars will be high; interest in SpiderMan won't.
    1. Re:You gotta love Katz by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2

      Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side? Um, YES! Lucas's vision was a rich backstory that we saw only a couple of episodes in the middle of. The public has put huge demands on him to develop that backstory.

      I totally agree here. I thought ATOC was a good movie except for the excessive love scenes. I had always wondered where the empire got the endless supply of storm troopers, how the emperor came to power, etc...

      After Ep1 I was pretty bummed about seeing the next two, and just saw Ep2 last weekend(in a empty theater btw). Now I am pretty excited about ep3 and can't wait to see how everything fits together.

  246. come on by wcb4 · · Score: 1

    John, John, John.....

    By all accounts, The original Star Wars was even fairly low grade sci-fi, but it struck a chord with kids at the time, and no wonder, it had the outerspace equivalents of everything kids (especially young boys) like, it had knights, sword, gunfights, dogfights, spaceships and monsters, elements of westerns, war movies, airplane fights and army battles. In reality, looking back at them today and even at the stories, they are hackneyed. Why do we love them still? Because our visions of the originals are clouded by nostalgia. Because we remember those times with fondness, so we go to see them. Its not wonder the kinds are not the big consumers of Star Wars, its not that good, and kids today have grown to expect better. We have nostalgia to make us want to see them, because we remember how great the orginal's special effects were at the time.

    Kids today, however, have no nostalgia to fall back on. For them, its purely a matter of story and special effects, both or which are okay in AOTC, but nothign spectacular.

    The real surprise is not that Spiderman beat Star Wars, the real surprise is that Star Wars is actually anywhere even close to holding its own, and this would not have been true in years past. It just so happens that the traditional mold of children and teenagers being the ones with the disposable income and driving movie sales is skewed. Gen X is large, and actually has a fairly large percentage of disposable income, more than people in theer demographic group in the past had.

    The reason spiderman is kicking Star Wars but? simple, the special effects are good, the story is good. AOTC does nto measure up, but is still fairly decent. The only thing keeping it alive at all is the nostalgia factor, remove that, and Star Wars might as well be Howard the Duck

    --
    I reject your reality ... and substitute my own.
  247. Katz, you are so completely off mark by Ma$$acre · · Score: 1

    Mythology, as you so aptly point out, needs a hero to work. Lucas's problems with the prequels is the fact that they are laying the groundwork for that hero story. It is about the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. How exactly do you expect the story to be told?

    Certainly George is a media whore and sells off the franchise, but he's reigned in the beast this time around after seeing shelves full of Jar Jar merchandise. But this is nothing new. Star Wars did similar sales in toys and by the time Jedi came around, we had tie ins galor. Spider-Man is NOT exempt from this, just take a look around and you see the red and blue leotard everywhere!

    There are plenty of hero's to see in this movie, and we get a glimpse of when Jedi were in charge (if not starting to fall apart with pride). The prequels are about the fall of a promising hero set to the backdrop of political intrigue and war caused by the sith so they could overwhelm the galaxy. If I wanted to see someone wearing the American Flag or making reference to terrorists, I'd go see Spidey again. I see this as sort of a cheap, though probably heartfelt, string-pulling on Rami's part.

    Apart from Jar Jar - Hell, the whole Gungan race - the first movie was kinda slow, but still hella cool to be back. And Lucas did go a little heavy on the nostalgia in the second flick, but it totally redeemed the franchise. It has everything one could want. Intrigue, conspiracies, war, Jedi battles, spaceship combat, Force powers, clones, droids and fairly relentless action. All set to a very familiar and amazingly rendered fantasy world. The love scenes could have been less flat, but actors only have so much to work with, and I think Lucas has always wanted his world to be platonic. It's not about Love - it's the Action. When was the last time you read Tolkein and thought "Where is the love story?"

    Suffice it to say that comparing movies is pretty silly. Comparing Spider-Man to Star Wars: AOTC, is like comparing X-Men to The Matrix. What exactly is the point? Evaluate Star Wars on it's face... maybe against the other movies - which most felt it topped - but not against other movies.

    --
    Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it. -Samuel Johns
    1. Re:Katz, you are so completely off mark by Troller+Durden · · Score: 1
      When was the last time you read Tolkein and thought "Where is the love story?"

      Everytime it mentions Aragorn and Arwen in one sentence and then drops the subject entirely. I think the tragic love story of those two deserved more development than a few pages tossed in to the appendix.

  248. Those are worldwide, revenues reported are US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a company that reports data about movies to studios. (Hence the anonymous coward...)

    In the US and Canada, Spiderman opened on 3615 screens and was shown on 3876 at widest release. In the US and Canada, Star Wars Ep 2 opened on 3161 Screens, and at its widest release was being shown on 3161 screens... according to the reporting system that the studios themselves use.

  249. Timing by jsfetzik · · Score: 1

    I think a significant amount of Spiderman's success is due to timing. I was really the first 'summer' film to come out. People have been 'waiting' for a 'feel good' action movie and Spiderman delivered. Thus a decent movie that comes out before any 'real', Scorpion King doesn't count, competition gets a good head start.

  250. Faith by Doom+Ihl'+Varia · · Score: 1

    Katz, I find your lack of faith disturbing.....

  251. Re:Why, drubbing? by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

    also, when he says drubbing, what does he mean? 115 Million in four days ain't bad, if you ask me...

  252. How in the f**k did this make in SD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I don't care for either movie, and if I wanted this on SD, I'd go out for a beer with some asshole who loves movies and can't shut up.

  253. Ohhh, let me try. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Star Wars - "Wars", by Jon Katz.

    In this post 9/11 world, film has taken on a new generational culture. The interesting levels accomplished by Spiderman's post 9/11 cultural distinction, as is to say, not Star Wars post vietnam-gulf war american distinction. Progressive culture shift shown by ticket sales? Perhaps the true myth represented by Joesph Campbell provides us with the funky answer. That is to say the hype shroud of cautionary tales in this post 9/11 or even *9/12* is emphasized in my myth making myth myth myth 9/11 myth making campbell culture culture.

    [Fuck Katz. I've seen SquareSoft RPG's with better english then this trite. Your evidence that one film is better then another is ticket sales? Jesus christ man.]

  254. About selling out: by xdroop · · Score: 2
    You can't sell out if nobody's buying.

    Katz, your beef is not with Lucas raking the cash from the merchandizing efforts -- it is with the american society which greedilly sucks this tripe up voluntarilly. Lucas is merely a successfull capitalist.

    --
    you should read everything on the internet as if it had "but I'm probably talking out of my ass" appended to it.
  255. What Makes it Better?? by Bilbo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    People prefer good movies to mediocre ones.

    Well duh!

    Now, try to explain why you thought Spiderman was a better movie. Explain what it did that AoTC didn't do to keep your interest.

    It may be the first time in my life that I've done this, but I actually agree with Katz this time that AoTC was bogged down by the weight of its epic size. (People say that LoTR suffers from the same problem, though I still think Tolkein was a better storyteller than Lucas.) However, given its context, I don't see how it could be otherwise. If we ever get to Spiderman II, III, IV and V, I think we'll see a similar trend...

    --
    Your Servant, B. Baggins
    1. Re:What Makes it Better?? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Start here.

      AOTC had terrible acting. I have seen better acting in high school plays then the effort put out by Portman and what's his face.

      Mind numbingly bad dialog. Poor Ewan having to say those those awful lines while trying to preserve some dignity was actually painful to watch. The other actors didn't even try to make the best of the dialog.

      Re-hashed plot and scenarios. Oh wow let me hold my breath while yet another chase takes place inside of a asteroid field. Didn't we see that in SW III? how many episodes of star trek has the same thing?

      In fact it seems like they simply took a spoof like Galaxy Quest and tried to present it as a "real" movie chompers and all.

      In the end this was not even a movie. It was an exucse to make more action figures and to design a new video game. Half of the action sequences had nothing to with the plot but simply put in place because they would make a decent (if cliched) video game level.

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    2. Re:What Makes it Better?? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      If we ever get to Spiderman II, III, IV and V, I think we'll see a similar trend...
      Probably a much worse trend. I expect Spiderman V would be more comparable quality-wise to Rocky V then AOTC. Infact I struggle to think of any series where the 5th movie has been as good as AOTC.
    3. Re:What Makes it Better?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Probably a much worse trend. I expect Spiderman V would be more comparable quality-wise to Rocky V then AOTC. Infact I struggle to think of any series where the 5th movie has been as good as AOTC

      Have you enjoyed any James Bond Movie made since 1965 (Thunderball)? There have been 20 movies in that series, including the remake of Thunderball, and what did I see the teaser for at the midnight showing of AOTC. Thats right, Bond 21: Die Another Day. That is a movie I'm looking forward to, whereas Ep III, I might see it on video.

    4. Re:What Makes it Better?? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      I thought about mentioning the Bond movies but by series I really meant sequels that are more closely tied than the Bond movies. You'll notice I didn't mention the Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage either. The Bond movies are separate, distinct movies which are set in the same universe and have the same characters. And they're very variable quality-wise. There wouldn't be many more than 5 that I'd consider to be better than AOTC. I own 4 or 5 on DVD. I'm also looking forward to Die Another Day (pity about the title).

    5. Re:What Makes it Better?? by MrSparkle · · Score: 1

      I still don't understand why Spiderman is so huge? As far as super powers go, spiderman got the shaft! I'm mean please, the guy is completely useless on a prairie or in the dessert. What's he going to do, shoot a web at you and then lay down on the ground? Ohhh, I'm scared!

      And finally, in the movie what about Spiderman's complete rip off of the Matrix's bullet dodging scene? How can people stand for this crap?

      I haven't seen ATOC (I probably will eventually), but Spiderman was the first movie I've seen in theatre's in over a year (I was FORCED to go), and at least now I remember why I quit going.

    6. Re:What Makes it Better?? by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Trust me compared to AOTC it was great. If you didn't like spiderman then you'll absolutely hate AOTC.

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    7. Re:What Makes it Better?? by plotdot · · Score: 1

      ...I still think Tolkein was a better storyteller than Lucas.
      Well Double Duh...
      Tolkien cornered the hero myth market before Joseph Campbell (much less Lucas) could even spell Osiris, Odysseus, Frodo or Anakin Skywalker.

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  256. I bet... by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

    that even if star wars gets drubbed (I use this term in reference, not in correctness) there will still be an episode 3 in couple of years, and it will still make enough money to cover it's bills...thus saying it was a decent enough investment

  257. Die. by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The real lesson is, if you're trying to make great movies aimed primarily at the young, avoid pomposity, self-indulgence and too much self-reference. Keep the story simple, clear and touching.

    I think the real lession is, if you're trying to make a good article for slashdot, aimed primarily at geeks, avoid pomposity, self-indulgence, and too much self-reference. Keep the article simple, clear, and not full of your shit.

  258. annoying sidekick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually -- as much as I hated JarJar in Episode I, I think Lucas made perfect use of him in this movie. Did you notice that JarJar is the idiot senator who is responsible for the downfall of the republic?

    "Meesa thinks evil emperor should havva mergency power until he wants to give it back!"

    1. Re:annoying sidekick by ZeDanimal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fitting, yes, that Jar Jar Binks plays a pivotal role in bringing unspeakable pain to the galaxy. Come to think of it, that's TWO galaxies he's ruined: his own of course, but also ours, which he terrorized as of 1999.

  259. I'm confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we hated the MPAA on Tuesdays (today) and liked the MPAA on Wednesdays. Or do I have that backwards?

  260. Yes, we do care by pjrc · · Score: 2
    Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side? Or would we ... be happy to see Yoda flashing his light-saber around and doing his Jackie Chan imitation?

    Yes, we do care, as a matter of fact. AotC was a huge success. Obviously a lot of people did care (enough to pay for expensive tickets)

    At a basketball game it does matter who wins by just one point. The "loser" who played nearly as well is still the "loser". Likewise for most sporting events, which are artifical contests. Fortunately, that fiction doesn't apply to most real world success (despite the flare it might add to otherwise boring journalism and reporting)

    AotC taking in slightly less revenue that Spidey doesn't somehow mean that AotC is a "loser" and Spidey is a "winner". They're both an amazing success. In fact, they're so close that fans endlessly argue about the number of opening screens and other factors (much like watching those cameras to see if the ref made a fair call... over just one point to decide the game!)

    Of course, if you really, really want to believe in something... say that Lucas is evil for hype/merchandizing, far-flung storytelling, and whatnot, then it's a battle with a winner and a loser. No matter how close the contest, no matter how well AotC did, if it's just a bit below your favorite then Lucas "lost" and "should learn his lesson".

    This latest installment of Katz babble reminds me of when I was very young and the Apple ][ was clearly superior to the C-64. Then again, Apple's still in business today, so maybe it was. Kinda makes me wonder how many Spidey sequals they will make and if Lucas will change his mind and create Episodes 7, 8 and 9 ??

  261. Re:according to inflation: by futuresheep · · Score: 1

    the best movie of all time is....

    Gone With the Wind! made 198.0 million, adjusted to just over 1 billion for inflation, and seen on damn fewer screens than AOTC or Spiderman.

    BTW, Titanic only makes it to number 5 on this list.

  262. Cycles of history, etc. by superflippy · · Score: 1

    It makes sense. In their books Generations and The 4th Turning, historians Strauss and Howe say that each generational archetype has its own version of the hero myth, so what speaks to one generation will not speak to the next.

    Take the movies "Bugs" and "Antz" as examples. The two movies have some superficial similarities, but "Antz" tells the boomer generation story of lone rebels fighting against an opressive regime, while "Bugs" tells the millennial generation story of a society banding together to fight invading evil. There are good guys and bad guys in both stories, but they are still very different.

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  263. Certifiable? by Colossus · · Score: 1

    "Peter Parker has a different view, and so do the millions of kids making his movie a smash."

    "The message to kids especially was follow the Force, but rake in the cash."

    This guys is crazy. Certifiable.
    He belives both Peter Parker a.k.a. Spiderman and the Force are real.

    Lock this guy up now...

  264. And your point by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why this means anything. A couple million american kids go to see a movie (getting shafted at $10/ticket, no doubt!) and we've got the second coming, or at least, the proletariat revolution? Now, if they were building lightsabers and burning down theatres, then I'd imagine you'd might have a point. But this just sounds like sociopolitical bullshit (and I should know, I study politics and read stuff like this every day).

  265. regarding hype by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    As far as dollars go, Spider-Man had twice the hype that AOTC did.

  266. Not a valid point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pick one as winner and the other is automatically a loser? Doesn't make any sense for me.

    30 years from now, we'll still be watching the Star Wars saga (all 6 movies). And I'll be hoping they also film the last 3 episodes.

    I don't think this Spider Man installment will survive the DVD release. Do you watch any of the Batman movies anymore?

  267. Improvements over episode one by NECTROLL · · Score: 1

    I did enjoy spiderman a bit more.

    AotC is a lot better than the first episode,
    very little jar-jar, and I got to see the senator
    nipples poking through her outfit.

    The feeling I get is that the first films (4,5,6)
    were put together as a creative artform, and
    Episode 1 and 2 are all about retirement for
    Lucas.

  268. Unseated their elders? by qseep · · Score: 1

    Jon, maybe you haven't noticed that 1) Spider-Man has been around much longer than Star Wars, and 2) plenty of people who grew up with the original Star Wars, such as myself, also preferred the Spidey flick. It has nothing to do with some kind of mystical generational differences, it's simply the later stuff you said - that Lucas' stuff has become pompous crap, while Spider Man had a story and a heart, along with some nifty fun.

  269. A few quick points.... by gorehog · · Score: 1

    As many people have pointed out
    1)AoTC opened on fewer screens and runs longer. So, it could not have POSSIBLY grossed as much in it's first weekend. For what it's worth, both films were sold out in the Hudson Valley in New York State on the first weekend.

    2)How many seats are sold to repeat viewers? I ask this because it is only in a repeat viewing that movie quality can count. Otherwise you are seeing it cold.

    3)Also, vis a vis quality, this is the FIFTH Star Wars movie. Yes, maybe it could be better, but I doubt Spider-Man has the legs to go for a fifth or sixth incarnation. Look at how bad the Superman and Batman series became after a while.

    4)This is a weak economy. People might not have the bucks it takes to go see EVERY movie they want EVERY time they want.

    5)Where is the most significant stat? I want to see total tickets sold divided by number of showings. For all i know AoTC could have outgrossed spidey in two days if it had been on more screens.

    6) Lucas has a much bigger legacy to support. What came before in the Spider-Man legacy? Comic books? A newspaper comic strip? Animated television series? A crappy live action TV series? I was frankly MUCH more eager to see what a big budget Spidey flick had to offer to that myth. With Star Wars we're lucky that we got a movie that surpassed Ep1 and Ep6 in quality.

    7)My little Spider-Man rant here....the combat looked terrible! The fistfights were poorly choreographed, and the best action in the movie was all CG. Willem DaFoe does turn in a great performance though.

    SIGH! In closing, can we please stop all the fussin' and a-feudin'? I think it'll be really funny if MIB2 or, even a bigger underdog, if Star Trek X kicks both their asses.

  270. Spiderman = Brain Candy by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

    That has to be the biggest load of crap I have ever read on Slashdot, or possibly anywhere. I have never read such an overly cerebral explanation for why one crap movie does better than another crap movie. I'm not sure what planet this man lives on, but here I'm pretty sure that this "generation coup d'etat" was not evidence of masses of "rebellious youth" balking at mega-hype. If anything, it is totally the opposite. If you ask me it is evidence of a generation absurdly addicted to blindly following what the marketing droids beam out from every corner of our existence.

    I'm not sure where this assertion that Spiderman was less hyped than Star Wars came from, but if this guy would just got to damn grociery store he would see it is totally false. I'm sorry, but I just cannot consider a movie whose main character's image has been used not just as a cereal box toy but actual cereal, to be less hyped than Star Wars. There are even Spiderman Pop-Tarts. What the hell is that? No, Spiderman's excellent performance owes itself to the insane and omnipresent marketing and franchise it garnered. For the past six months, Spiderman has been an inescapable image.

    Then there is this issue of people avoiding Star Wars because it is too complex, having outgrown it's audience. In some ways, I can agree with this, but I cannot believe that this man believes that's actually a good thing. People don't want to see thoughtful movies anymore. People only want to see simplistic movies with linear, single-threaded plots. God forbid causing someone to actually think for a minute. Jesus!

    Spiderman outperformed Star Wars because it is a typical summer action movie. It is full of the "beautiful" people. It is loaded with action. It has a simple, mind-numbing, predictable plot. Star Wars is a serial epic, presenting a complex plot that spans multiple movies. And let's not forget that Star Wars has developed a bit of geek stigma, which beyond the Slashdot world is generally looked upon grimmly. What kind of guy is going to take his braindead date to see a Star Wars flick? She would no doubt be far too confused to put out at the end of the night.

    No no, this commentary gives far to much credit to the driving cultural motivations in our society. People are dumb, and getting dumber by the day as they consume more and more brain candy like Spiderman.

  271. Star Wars started at 4 because 1, 2, 3 are DARK by crovira · · Score: 2

    Its the loss of the universe to the dark side. The beginning of the series whows the slide down the scree and the plunge into the volcano.

    No amount of cinematographic wizardry is going to help movie #3 the end of which is already known since it segues into #4. It will have real crap as grosses.

    That doesn't mean it won't be made or that it shouldn't be made. Just that it will take at least another generation before the entire series can be viewed (from 1 to 9) without the angst and agita that #3 will create.

    By the way, nobody seems to remember that the series was orogonally conceived and written about the life of the 'droids, not about the evanescent existence of the "flesh" beings.

    The saga is older and tired and the audiences are older and tired too.

    The "Geek Factor" is dying as surely as the original audience is losing its hair.

    I just wish that the studios would stop milking the paltry media history of the late Boomers and Gen X'ers.

    Who needs anything new? Rerun "The Philadelphia Story" All the actors are dead by now.

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  272. Yo! Jon... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    A coup d'etat, huh? Is that anything like a Caddie Coup D'eville? That's what the generation that grew up with Star Wars'll be drivin' soon. Peerin' through the steerin' wheel with their cataract-clouded eyes viewin' the hood of the Caddie, unless they have to settle for sumthin' downscale like a Buick. Yeah, things change. Big deal.

    P.S. I really like your writing, Jon. But how about trying to find some relevant fodder in something less trivial than a couple of fscking movies - and ones no-one will remember in a couple decades' time at that? Riffing on dumb movies is a waste of your talent.

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  273. The _FACT_ that a lot of people are ignoring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bottom line:

    Spider-man is a good movie. Spider-man has made $300 million and up since it came out 4 weeks ago.

    Star Wars: Attack of the Clones is a good movie. Star Wars AotC has made $150 million + since it came out 2 weeks ago.

    What is the criteria for a good movie? Two things...

    1. Box office receipts.

    2. Oscar nominations.

    Well, since this year is not over yet which do we have to go on? #1. And it would seem pretty obvious that both movies are a success and are good from the public's point of view.

    If you don't like Attack of the Clones, don't see it again, don't buy the merchandise, go back and watch the original.

    - William

  274. It's about time! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    We've but given up hope in ever seeing a JonKatz review of Star-Wars 2.0...

  275. 'Simpler story-telling?' In 'Spider-man? by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    You've got to be kidding. 'Spider-man' was way too predictable, its villain far too comic-bookish to be taken seriously (then again, considering the story's origins, that may not be a surprise), and rushed character development at best.

    If you want to know what good story-telling is really like, go see 'Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.' Far from being another talking-animal flick, the producers darn near got the entire story out with nothing more than facial expressions, body language, impressive music from Bryan Adams, and some occasional narration.

    In fact, my wife used to raise horses. She says that Dreamworks did a heck of a good job with their homework on how horses used to be captured and 'broken' to the saddle. If nothing else, Dreamworks probably deserve some brownie points for good research.

    Keep the peace(es).

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  276. CPR class dialouge by junkgrep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Padme's line "Ani Ani, are you okay?" in the romance-in-the-Tellitubbie-land scences got a big laugh out of me. Maybe that sequence was an intentional joke for us medical care professionals, and the writers really are geniuses.

    1. Re:CPR class dialouge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd rather watch "Manos: The Hands of Fate" again than re-view the love scene in the Field of Giant Tick-Cows.

      The Oscar for second-worst written scene goes to the one where Amidalia is laying on the sanddune after falling out of the transport. She lays there immobile, as if dead, then the soldier comes up. "Are you okay?". "Yes!" she answers, and she just jumps up and runs off; her perky nipples leading the way.

    2. Re:CPR class dialouge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and she just jumps up and runs off;

      Watch closely. That 1/2 second or her running is among the worst footage in the entire series. I've seen it a couple times, and that tiny fraction bugged me all by itself. She looks like she's *trying* to pretend-run in a mocking way.

    3. Re:CPR class dialouge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...her perky nipples leading the way."

      You'd prefer they trail behind her? Perhaps in episode III, post luke and leia.

    4. Re:CPR class dialouge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd prefer they trail behind her? Perhaps in episode III, post luke and leia.

      ROFLMAO!!!

    5. Re:CPR class dialouge by tifosi · · Score: 1

      Somehow I get the feeling the script was written by too many writers. I just could get the flow of the movie, is it a romance/kids flick/space opera?

      This movie suffered from "too many cooks in the kitchen" syndrome, , and very bad acting/directing.

      Visual effects were great, story was okay but poorly told.

  277. Lucas doesn't know his target audience by nomadicGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    First off, Katz, you are annoying as always. As usual you get caught up in the depth of your own arguments. I don't think that you need Joseph Campbell to explain this one but his name certainly looks good in the footnotes. I'm sure your old English teachers think you're cool.

    An entire generation of folks grew up on Star Wars. None of us are kids anymore. This core fan group is now 30-40 years old. Lucas should be targetting his original fans with these prequels. It doesn't make sense to try to drag children into a storyline that is already 25 years old and spans 4 movies.

    The problem is that Lucas and everyone backing him expects a blockbuster out of every new Star Wars movie. To do this he has to try to make a movie of wide appeal. This means expanding the audience to include the 8 year olds of today. Unfortunately it is difficult to make a movie that extends a storyline of 4 previous movies and also appeals to people who know little about it. Plot elements such as Jar Jar only alienate his core audience and seem to have missed the mark with younger viewers.

    Take a look at David Brin's site. He has a lot of thoughts about Star Wars (much better than the Katz tripe). These are old comments after Episode I disappointed so many of us. Most importantly I think that he has a lot of suggestions that would do a lot to enhance these prequels.
    Brin Article

  278. Of course.. there is the marketing aspect too.. by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    Marvel comics has been marketing themselves to 12 year old boys for ohh .. some 50 odd years.

    non stop .. ask any kid if he has heard of a comic book hero .. and EVERYONE who has ever read one will be able to say either 'Spider-man' 'Super-man' or 'Bat-man'. (or if your from the 70's-80's .. 'x-man' :P)

    Now . compare that to some 25 years of starwars marketing ..

    not REALLY 25 years mind you .. it was a fringe audiance in the first place .. sci-fi geeks.

    SURE . if you were borne in the late 60's early 70's .. then it became a HUGE thing .. but skip 10 years forward in the future .. these kids missed the first one .. and everyone hitting empire was 10 years older .. so it never hit their generation (cept for the hardcore or whatever) but market penetration skipped years of folks.

    Now Starwars is back .. and targeting the young kids again .. but hey .. they mystic of the first movies totally passed them by.

    My wife teaches middle school, everyone in all her classes knows who spider-man is .. but she make a yoda/force joke the other day .. and she said that out of a class of 40 (yeah .. no kidding) only 2 kids even showed recognition.

    so .. of COURSE spider-man made more .
    its more in the main-stream .. 50 years of Stan-Lee pushing comics to 12 year old kids.

    as long as kids kept turning 12 .. Marvel kept pushing comics at them.

    Lucas on the other hand .. doesn't SELL his franchise .. he just expects the momentum to carry on.

    [and honestly . its apples and oranges .. lucas is a FILM director .. arty .. likes to do differnt stuff .. Stan-Lee .. is a comic book publisher .. makes $$ of each book sold.]

    not to say lucas isnt in it for the $$ .. but he doesnt exacly have to depend on monthly sales of starwars to keep him going .. where as comic books are a pretty brutal business.

    so .. in a nutshell .. Marvel has been SELLING spiderman for years .. compared to that .. Starwars was just a pickup line at some party in the 70's.

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  279. please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sorry, but i'm tired of all the whining about the merchandising. you'd think lucas personally signed off on every thing, which he doesn't.

    also, he's not just making films, he's got a business to run & people to pay. You think it's 10 guys in a garage still? Lucasfilm, THX, ILM, they all have expenses. and let's not forget that lucas is financing this stuff OUT OF POCKET so he doesn't have to play the hollywood game (there's a reason you see "marin county, CA" w/ ILM credits). he's the penultimate independant filmmaker.

    so these movies don't rock your world like the original 3 did when you were 7. what, you want a refund? please. it's popcorn entertainment, not the second coming.

    as for spiderman, i think it's a more approachable movie. there's no existing storyline you have to remember or put in context. and a goofball kid in highschool is a lot easier to accept than a lightsaber wielding jedi. i don't think i'd say it's better, just easier to digest: 1 good guy, 1 bad guy, 1 chick smuggling raisins in the rain.

  280. Parker Got the Girl but turned her down. by codeguy007 · · Score: 1

    He didn't get the girl

    I beg to differ.

    In the end, Mary-Jane realized that she loved Parker but he turned her down because it didn't want to put her in danger again.

  281. Perhaps.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We're just looking at the original series through the rosey fog of childhood. If I go back to the original Star Wars and watch it now, I see horrendous acting and goofy dialog. But when I saw it in 1977 (age 4), that didn't really matter so much. It was just cool. I thought R2-D2 was funny. Now, I think Kenny Baker is funny (at conventions anyway) and R2-D2 was just an attempt to smash a bunch of classic comic sidekicks into a robot. Sure, Eps 1 and 2 had some problems, but so did 4, 5, and 6. I think it goes too far to say that the series has gone downhill. I think our expectations have just gone up.

  282. Movie grosses don't mean that much by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

    ...Or, why Katz is wrong.

    In 1997, Titantic grossed over $600 million. The second place movie was Men in Black, Which did less then half that.

    Both were highly hyped, big budget films. Titantic was a simple love story with a little adventure thrown in, while Men in Black was mostly eye candy with special effects and quite a few tie ins (including a cartoon series).

    Yet, 5 years later, which one would you rather see? The easy answer would be neither, but I for one remember Men in Black far more fondly then Titantic.

    Of course, you could say that Titantic hit a nerve amoung young woman that had'nt been touched by major movie studios in a long time, whic accounted for it's good showing at the box office. . . and you'd be right. You can say a lot of things, but to suggest that because it made so much money it represented a dynamic shift in the Western world's understanding of mythology is just silly.

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  283. Post 9/11? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

    No Jon. This movie is out before 9/11. It's only May. Seriously, what in the fuck does 9/11 have to do with this movie? You are so into globalization yet you fail to see that this movie plays in countries other than America. So why do you feel it has to have pictures of New York in it or it has to be filmed no more than 50 yards distance of the WTC site? Hell, I live in NC. I haven't been affected by 9/11/01 at all (except for people's annoying ass flag waving.. which the fad has faded greatly now). I mean, the disaster was great entertainment for a day, but you can only watch jets fly into huge buildings so long before it gets old. Please stop using the hype of Nine-Eleven(TM) to push your trash that your are trying to pass up as a real movie article/comparison. In other words: NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ANYMORE. The only ones still giving a damn are people who actually knew someone who died or the media (i.e. your dumbass) who are hyping things by association.

    Why didn't you use Columbine to pump up this trash? I mean, they use GODDAMN LIGHTSABERS AND LASERS in Starwars! What do 9/11 terrorists use? Friggen box cutters. How boring. Shotguns and explosives are way more interesting and almost-in-a-JonKatz-logic-type-way related to Starwars.

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    1. Re:Post 9/11? by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      Let us also not forget that Spider-Man had an awesome looking clip that was edited out involving a bank robbery where the criminals get trapped in web spun between the twin towers. Why was it edited? we are too damned sensitive to be able to handle seeing the twin towers still standing?? Spider-Man is a bitch of coroporate whorism (whatever that means, just feels good to rant). I saved the origianl .mov file of the bank robbery scene too.

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    2. Re:Post 9/11? by jafac · · Score: 2

      Actually, I'm VERY suprised that Katz didn't bring up the youthy arrogant power trip that Anakin was on as he slowly turned to the dark side, just like teenagers Harris and Klebold, the pair of Sith Lord teenagers seduced by the power offered by home made pipe bombs and guns.

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  284. People will never be satisfied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeez!

    When EP 1 was out, everybody complained about that it was too simple and that it focused too much on the younger audience. Lucas listened to his hardcore-fans and made EP II a bit more mature and then the Katz fellow starts ranting.(Katz bashing = Karma whoring, that's why I'm posting anonymously)

  285. Why we're disappointed by r_barchetta · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I won't claim to speak for everyone but my experience with eps. I-II has mostly to do with how I have changed since the first ones came out. I was 4, 7 and 10 for eps. IV-VI. I expected less then than I demand now. So while I've had 20+ years to view Star Wars with nostalgia and enjoy the memory of how it changed my perspective of what sci-fi/action movies should be like now that's not an option for me. George faces several challenges:

    1) Just being a Star Wars movie is not enough to be exciting, whereas with the first 3 (released, not chrono) just being Star Wars was enough. It was new and exciting. Even kids who did not get to see the first 3 have grown up in a world where Star Wars has been lauded as the model for sci-fi/action. (This is starting to change.) Culturally, the bar has been raised and I think today's children demand more from a movie than children did 20 years ago.

    2) I'm an adult now. (Or at least, I masquerade as one.) I need more from a movie now than I did then. When I was 4 I didn't care if the dialogue or acting wasn't that great. It was fun and that's what was important.

    3) Back-story? One of the things I realized after watching AOTC is that part of what made the first 3 feel complete was the presence of the back-story. The effect, while subtle, is important because it helps make the universe-of-the-movie more fully realized. You don't exactly notice it when it's there, but it's glaring when absent. Eps. I-III are the back-story, but there's no back-back-story and I think this makes everything feel a little flat and less-realized.

    4) Related to 3, I already know the frickin' ending. It's hard to feel the suspense for Amidala, Obi-wan, Anakin or any other major character when I know they have to survive. (If only through ep. III) Which is not to say that their escape was boring, there's just less of an edge-of-my-seat factor when I never really believe they are in any danger.

    And I agree that a Han Solo type character is a shortcoming of I-III, I'm just not sure that such a character would make up for everything else.

    -r

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    1. Re:Why we're disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was a major phenomenon and a great film, but the Empire Strikes Back was weak and more targetted towards kiddies. At the time or its release (1980), Alien had already made a big impact and set the tone for a lot of sci-fi in the Eighties. Return of the Jedi was also geared towards kids. Bladerunner had come out the year before and it was and is a superior movie that raised the bar for sci-fi. In short, speaking as a sci-fi fan, I only have time for the original Star Wars. I often wish I'd never seen the sequels because they are cheap tacky eploitative meritricious Hollywood studio toy machine happy meal cheesy crapola and they tarnish my memories of a beautiful movie.

      I'm a bit older than you, but I don't think children are any cooler or more cinematically literate than they were 20 years ago. These films are for little kids, not you're average pubescent or adolescent nerd.

    2. Re:Why we're disappointed by merc_sa · · Score: 1

      oh that a good one...

      star wars is more "mature" than
      empire strikes back...

      if it wasn't for empire strikes back,
      I'm not sure the last 4 cinematic mess
      could have been made.

      one movie to tempt us.. the rest to bore us..
      and Indy rules them all...

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    3. Re:Why we're disappointed by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      As someone who has watched the original series regularly over the years, continuing to watch them because I enjoy them not through any nostalgia or notions of Star Wars changed my outlook - it didn't - I can say that Episode 1 wasn't even in the same ballpark as the worst of the original series, i.e. Return of the Jedi.

      The basic thing that makes Star Wars work is the silliness of it all and the players obviously not taking it seriously. By RotJ they were starting to take it all very seriously and that along with the annoying Ewoks drags the whole movie down.

  286. Good Grief! by Knightfall · · Score: 1

    For the love of Bob. When is this absolutely stupid Star Wars bashing session going to end? It's a fun movie. So what if it isn't the highest grossing film of the summer? So what if it falls short of the $430 million US mark (approx what TPM made)? These folks need to stop taking themselves so seriously and *gasp* enoy life. There have been countless movies made that are better than the whole Star Wars franchise. There have also been countless movies made that are better than Spider Man. Back away from the computer screen, open your eyes and realize some things are just for fun.

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  287. I hate to admit it but.... by tacocat · · Score: 1

    This time Katz is right. Star Wars, Attack of the Clones kind of sucks. Why? I think it's because he sold his soul out to Hollywood again and made a crappy movie that appeals to some non-existent demographic that Hollywood was trying to appeal to.

    I am more than a little disappointed in the failure of these last two episodes of Star Wars in the manner in which they have gone utterly cheesy.

    It wasn't in the nature of Star Wars originally to have the heroine running around with frozen nipples and flashing skin to try and sell to the crown of American Pie. Similarly, the love affair may have relevance, but they could have shortened all the scenes considerably. Afterall, I don't think it helped Titanic that everyone was knocking boots all through the cargo holds and it certainly didn't help here.

    Sorry Lucas, but you've really sold out and have lost the edge that you once had. Whatever happened to your eye of the tiger?

    1. Re:I hate to admit it but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez. A movie critic. Again, "suck" is your opinion. My opinion is that you suck. Don't take it too hard,okay?

  288. Redundant, but I must say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This type of "analysis" is so bad that it physically makes me ill.

    Its so awful that I really do want to wretch as I read it.

    The Jon Katz persona trivializes the obvious and important, and sensationalizes the trivial. I've never seen someone quite so dense. Its like pseudo-intellectualism.

    Ack!

  289. Spiderman = Joke by dh003i · · Score: 2

    First, let me say, I'm not a kid. I'm 21. Which is precisely why I'm not going to now -- nor ever -- see this stupid Spiderman film. Even when I was a kid, I didn't like Spiderman comics or TV-series.

    Spiderman is, imo, from what I've seen, a purely for kids movie. Unlike the original Star Wars IV - VI, which could be enjoyed by kids who just wanted a fun movie, and which was serious enough that adults wouldn't feel like idiots watching it. There are some things which are just too stupid, too childish, for an adult to even watch by him or herself. Spiderman is one of those things. Congratulations to the creators of Spiderman for making a movie targetted to children which made them an awful awful lotta money. I'm sure that if they'd released a 3D animated movie of Transformers it'd do just as well. Big deal.

    What really gets me is that some people are actually trying to say this is "a classic", or "a great movie". As of simply because its sold a lot, it deserves to be compared with great movies such as the original Star Wars series, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Titanic, and so on and so forth. Lets get one thing straight: "Spidey" isn't in that class of movies. There's nothing brilliant about it, as there was in Jaws. There's no revolution in special effects, as was done in Jurassic Park.

    So, please, people lets not do real movies a disservice by saying Spiderman is anything all that great. It's a for-kids movie that sold alot. Big deal.

    On the other hand, on to Star Wars. Whereas Spidey can't be classified as a great movie because it simply lacks the substance or revolutionary elements, these new Star Wars movies can't be classified as great because they're targetted specifically at Star-Wars nerds. Outside of Star-Wars nerds, no one's really interested in Darth Vaders' child-hood, ok? I happen to really like Star Wars, but I'm still not interested in Anakin Skywalker. I'll be more than interested to see how the evil Emperor turns him into Darth Vader in Ep 3., but that's yet to come. Hopefully, Lucas won't screw up Darth Vader, give him some dumb voice, make him the wrong height, or some nonsense like that.

    The simple fact is, as is said earlier, Lucas tries to take it too serious. That would be OK, if we could actually believe it should be serious. With the original Star Wars, you could take it as just fun, but it was also dead serious; Darth Vader was dead serious. But the new Star Wars eps, with Darth Maul? Come on, that guy looked like some poor rip off of a painting of a demon. Try to be a little more creative than red makeup and horns, Lucas. Gee, red make-up and horns? That might be original if not for the THOUSANDS of Christian zealots who've already used that image as the anti-christ for their religion.

    Part of it isn't Lucas' fault. I mean, no matter what he does, no Darth Sith he can come up with is going to in any way be able to hold a candle to Darth Vader. But he could've done better than Darth Maul. Even the name was lame.

    And another thing, despite MORE THAN A DECADE of special effects but Jaws 2, 3, 4? All pathetic jokes. Jurassic Park 1, great in every way. Jurassic Park 2 was a fun action film, not too much plot other than hunters v. tree-huggers...but still really fun to watch. Jurassic Park 3? Boring. Plot in it was lame, action was lame; as I've said on epinions.com, Jurassic Park 3 tried to be everything that Jurassic Park 1 was, and failed in every possible conceivable way.

    I really see parallels between Jurassic Park 3 and Jaws 3/4 and Star Wars I/II. Just a lame money-grab, nothing new to add to the saga. The standard for doing a sequel should be in light of the legacy: does the sequel enhance or diminish the legacy? I think that these new Star Wars I/II movies do nothing to enhance the Star Wars legacy, and in fact diminish it by diluting the real Star Wars movies (IV, V, and VI) with money-grabbing rubbish.

    If your a real Star Wars fan, and you really want to see Star Wars, then pop in your IV, V, and VI tapes. You get to watch those for free, and you won't be left with the bad taste in your mouth.

    Star Wars III is My Last Hope for Lucas to redeem himself. Hopefully, when Lucas can have a Star Wars movie based around turning Anakin Skywalker into the half-machine Darth Vader, that will be something worth seeing.

    1. Re:Spiderman = Joke by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      "First, let me say, I'm not a kid. I'm 21..."

      What's your point here? I'm 25 and I thoroughly enjoyed both films. I see your point in that a movie quality shouldn't be judged by its sales, but all in all they were both great films. But for decidedly different reasons.

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      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    2. Re:Spiderman = Joke by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Not a kid, you're 21. Wow shit-face, I'm 18 and you seem to have missed not only all the 30 year old dumbasses out there in Vader Costumes, but also that thinking that things are below certain agegroups is a view held mostly by 6 year olds trying to act 'cool'

      ^-- read into that, it's funny [--said to all dumbasses who think they may have noticed something I didnt in my "argument"]

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    3. Re:Spiderman = Joke by dh003i · · Score: 2



      Are you really sure you're 18? Because the non-sense and poor grammar in that response seemed more appropriate of an 8-year old.

      To be quite frank, certain things are below certain age groups. Period. There are a number of things which adults simply don't do any more because they have grown up; for example, playing with legos or those GI soldier kits. People who grow up stop doing these things. Perhaps you haven't grown up yet -- as is obvious from your post -- but for a moment try to think like your actually a mature person (amazing concept).

      The simplistic things which once amused adults, they now find idiotic and boring. Playing with a slinky just isn't a way for me to pass the afternoon. Maybe it is for you. While your at it, you can also tune in your TV to "Power Rangers" or "Transformers". And when you go out to eat at a restaurant with friends, make sure to say, "my daddy always says," instead of "my father said". Hey, these things are still normal for some adults to do, right? Never mind the fact that such adults usually have a form of mental retardation.

      But, hey, I'm sure your a real fan. Maybe you were even one of the jobless bums waiting in line for 4 months to be the first to watch the new Star Wars movie. Don't have a job, but no matter: "The Force is With You".

      As for "all the 30 year old dumbasses out there in Vader Costumes," can you say "mentally challenged"? You want to join that group, fine.

      PS: I don't watch or refuse to watch movies because they're "cool" or "uncool". I watch or refuse to watch movies because they're excellent or poor, respectively. Spidey & Star Wars II are cool movies. As for quality, they rank on par with Jurassic Park 3 and Jaws 3 or 4: total and completely worthless crap.

    4. Re:Spiderman = Joke by jafac · · Score: 2

      I dunno, in IV, V, VI, I was very interested in the character, Darth Vader, and how he came to be what he was.
      After Bin Laden blew up the WTC, we all asked ourselves, "WHY do they hate us so much?"
      After Harris and Klebold offed their classmates, then themselves, we all asked ourselves, "WHY would two American teenagers with everything to look forward to do something like that?"
      And after Darth Vader helped the Emporer dissolve the senate and blow up a planet, we wonder "what could have turned him into such a monster?"

      Well, we're finding out. I suppose that in REAL life, these things come out and ultimately, we don't learn anything of value from them - but our curiosity is satisfied. We're curious about the bad ones. It's why Serial Killer Trading Cards sell.

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    5. Re:Spiderman = Joke by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Wow, you seemed to have missed the point even with that whole last sentance explaining how-not-to-miss-the-point. Quite remarkable it must be, since I just remarked on it.

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  290. Hasn't changed much by ZeDanimal · · Score: 1

    From "Why the Force is Still With Us", an article in the January 6th edition of the New Yorker by John Seabrook: Harrison Ford told me that Lucas had only two directions for the actors in "Star Wars"; he replayed them for me over huevos rancheros on the trerrace at the Bel Air Hotel one Saturday morning, using his George-as-director voice-nasal, high, kind of whiny. The two directions were "O.K., same thing, only better," and "Faster, more intense." Ford said, "That was it: 'O.K, same thing, only better.' 'Faster, more intense.'"

  291. Oh my, this is very bad indeed by rkitts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally I've never had cause to bash on Katz. His articles/prononucements/perspectives were, to me, harmless stuff which was probably ok if I actually cared about what he thought.

    But a couple of things about this one are so far over the top I'm gonna filter this guy out now. First:

    "...the young, the real avatars of culture..."

    So, Katz, you either do not know what avatar means, or what culture means. Regardless, the frequency of your rather silly commentaries suggests that you have the time to look
    up the big words which you clearly don't understand.

    Second:

    "...cultural and generational coup d'etat this month..."

    Christ, what over blown crap. It's actually
    funny (no, funny, like in HaHaHa, my side's
    splitting, laugh out loud, funny. Funny. Really)
    that you are able to demonstrate how absolutely
    shallow your thinking and thus perspective is.
    And you don't even know why (this is the funny
    part).

    Shut up man, you're making yourself look bad.
    Honest.

    ---Rick

  292. Production and marketing budgets? by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    Okay, I can't find it right now, but various news sources reported that Spider-Man cost about twice as much to make as Attack of the Clones. PLUS, the studio spent a VERY large amount on marketing Spider-Man, with very little spent on Star Wars. I don't know about you, but I didn't see a single TV ad for Attack of the Clones, while I saw plenty for Spider-Man. And, as has been shown time and time again, marketing alone can cause large initial grosses, even for horrible movies. My estimate is that in a month, Star Wars will still be earning $50m a week, and Spider-Man will be down to $10m. In the long-haul, SW will crush Spider-Man. Spider-Man will be out of first-run theaters within two months, whereas Star Wars will be in first-run (admittedly, it will be in theater 10 of a 10-screen multiplex...) until it hits video.

    I had no desire to see Spider-Man, but lots of my friends did. None of them plans on going to see it again in the theaters. While I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, I did see it in the theater (about a week after release,) and will probably go see it again, as will most of the people I know. (Including my sister, who only goes to two movies a year in theaters; and my mom, whose last theater trip before Episode 2 was for Jurrasic Park 1. And she's only seen the original trilogy maybe 3 times, and didn't even like Episode 1!!!)

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  293. So, what you're saying is... by humphrm · · Score: 2

    ... you didn't like the movie.

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  294. Box office figures are meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because they count greenbacks instead of tickets. When I saw Star Wars it cost less than a dollar. Now people pay $10 in places in NYC and LA. Show me ticket sales figures and then I'll believe that ANY movie - Titanic included - has been viewed more times than Star Wars or any of the other Lucas/Spielberg Megaliths of the 70s and 80s - Jaws, ET, Raiders, etc, etc...

    Besides, there are more theaters now and more people going to movies. How about some meaningful statistics like what percentage of people who had ever seen a film in the theater (ie: moviegoers) saw Star Wars et al versus these new ones. Christ, my grandparents went and saw Star Wars, ET and Raiders. You think they went to see The Matrix?

    People, Raiders played for over A YEAR in the theater in my town when it came out. This box office shite is comparing apples to oranges.

  295. perhaps it is just relativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I didn't think ep2 was bad. ep1 stunk like year old rotted snake excrement, but ep2 (while it still lacked a lot of depth) was MUCH better. Yes, better is not good always, but I think I am so pleased because I was really concerned that I would be as dissapointed as I was walking out of the theatre from ep1

  296. Suck on this Katz by Hecubas · · Score: 1

    9/11 reference in AOTC? Look at how a people will submit to a leader in times of crisis. If you consider the plot of how Palpatine was granted emergency powers in reaction to the separatist movement to assemble an army of the republic. This significant turn of events has echoes throughout our history as well. Remember when Bush wanted some similar emergency powers after 9/11? Military tribunals? All for the love of the empire--er, republic--er, nation.

    AOTC has a fantastic way of presenting a story that is not black and white, which is an excellent parallel to our own world. Can you see the ties? Trade federation, are they good, bad, greedy, or just pawns? Separatists, are they doing the right thing by getting out of the galactic government, or also pawns? Anakin, yes he is bound to a honorable organization, but took a personal vendetta against unsuspecting savages, is that bad or is he justified? It's so easy to love the orginal three Star Wars films because you knew who to cheer for, but it gets a lot more complex this time around.

    And as for AOTC being the loser because of box office numbers: I truly, deeply, think Katz is a hypocrite.

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  297. Re: Clonez was better than Menace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear, the Star Wars movies now are more testbeds and showpieces for digital cinema more than anything else. Like Quake III -- that game was pretty lame, but such nice games like Jedi Knight II and Allied Assualy licensed the technology and made better games.

    Nobody on Earth can make those scenes for the price. Nobody ! Look at the clone battle sequence and then look at the Hobgoblin/Spidey battle. Give me a break. Lucas is a technical genius, and he he does it for budget prices. Clones cost alot less than Spidey -- and it doesn't seem to make sense.

    Spider-Man was a great flick. Clones made up for Menace alot, still, I had problems with it. But in the end, I felt it was bonefide Star Wars, albeit not as good as the first or second movie.

    Sony BET THE FARM on spider-man ! They pimped that movie out to every ADD kid in america. They spent alot more money on promoting it than almost any other movie in history. If Spider-Man tanked, Sony would probably have dissolved their movie business units. Seriously.

    Clones will make a little less than Spidey this summer but may beat it out in worldwide sales. Some other countries in the world aren't so completely jaded and they just go to the popcorn movies to have some fun.

    I thought the Kung Fu Yoda scenes were ridiculous too. I thought him bouncing around like the energizer bunny was cheesy. But in the end, I was like , this movie MUFCS !

    (MUFCS - Makes Up For CloneS).

  298. Asimov had the same problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His stories are fantastic, but characterization and dialog are just horrible in his books.

  299. Such a lovely theory by crmartin · · Score: 1
    ... and such a shame that it's nonsense. No question Spiderman is doing great boxoffice ... but Episode II is beating it this weekend with only about 85 percent as many theaters. Or, to put in another way, Episode II is making more than $25000 per theater, which is about double Spiderman's $12,000.

    (Check out Daily Variety http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=b_o_weeken d&dept=Film for details.)

  300. So what are you trying to say? by yardgnome · · Score: 2

    I *used* to agree with Katz on many of his movie analyses. Not so with this one. His basic thesis is as follows:
    "Simpler movies are better movies."

    And he's not just talking about "better" as in "makes more money." What's this crap about Joseph Campbell and the simple hero myth? If I hear that overblown windbag quoted one more time, I think I'm going to puke. He's not the only mythologist out there, but he sure gets quoted like he is.

    I appreciated that complexities of the latest Star Wars movie. There were many different factions, all trying for various goals (some hidden and some obvious). And the members of each faction weren't always ACTUALLY working for that faction.

    Don't get me wrong, I loved Spiderman. But it wasn't better than Star Wars because the story was less complex. It was better than Star Wars because it was better written, better acted, and better edited. Don't confuse simplicity with quality.

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  301. Spider Binks....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK so what exactly is the fuss about....that Spiderman out drew StarWars at the box office? Does that make Spiderman a great movie? Does that make other great movies meaningful? "It's a Wonderful Life" sucked at the time but today its a treasure. "Gone With the Wind" was considered a crap movie by many but today is also a treasure.

    What Lucas has done - love him or hate him - is created an all around money making juguernaut with the toys, games and books. We can all sit here and complain but thats easy we didn't do any of the creative work and we don't stand to make nickle.

    But we all saw the movie, we -those sons and daughters that have seen the movies will aslo shell out a few more buxs for the DVD and Lego and books and other assorted items....

    If Lucas was to have really lost touch with his audience his movie wouldn't be anywhere near as cash rich as it is today. Is he playing off the past - maybe but so what wouldn't be the first time.

    Is Spiderman a franchise movie? Hardly but its a bit premature to write it off yet - there's only been one episode. If, in a few years there are 3 or 4 successfull Spidey movies, then yes Spiderman will have moved INTO the class of StarWars...

    until then its just a successfull movie that appeals the audience nothing more nothing less ... its not a social statement or pathway to inner peace...its just a piece of escapism thats time was right

  302. Lucas & campbell mythology by g0hare · · Score: 1

    What a laff! Does anyone REALLY think Lucas went to Campbell BEFORE the films? NOT! Star wars owed way more to the old westerns (family killed, son becomes famous gunslinger - I mean Jedi- for revenge) than to Joseph Campbell. I guess most Slashdot readers don't remember a litle show called the Lone Ranger? This "mythology" garbage is just Lucas pasting a professorial veneer on a purely commercial project in order to look smart. campbell signed on for the cash.

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    1. Re:Lucas & campbell mythology by MidKnight · · Score: 2
      Yep -- you're pretty much on the money there that Lucas has a tendency to modify history when talking about his movie-making skills. For an excellent discussion of Lucas' "Myth-Making" adventure, have a look at The Galactic Gasbag article on Salon.

      --Mid

  303. umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The real lesson is... ...avoid pomposity, self-indulgence and too much self-reference

    pot. kettle. black.

  304. See? I was right all along. by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

    He really is an idiot.

  305. I think this link might explain ALOT by sup4hleet · · Score: 1

    I remember as a kid on the playground starwars was _ALL_ that was played it was cool. now it has trancended cool and formed itself into nerdy obsession.

  306. How Katz writes articles: by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 3, Funny

    With only a little bit of Unix knowledge, you can write Katz articles too!


    bash% lynx -dump http://slashdot.org/some_old_katz_article.pl | sed -e "s/post-Columbine/post-9\/11/g" >today\'s_article.txt


    Ta-da!

  307. Katz Timeline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe somebody should invent a Jon Katz timeline....

    "How would AotC have done in the post-columbine, middle-of-the-dot-com-bust, pre 911 age?"

  308. it's all about expectations by serano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SpiderMan hit the screens with practically no expectations.

    Star Wars has an immense fan base, is very much a known entitiy, and is an ongoing saga. There are huge expectations for each Star Wars movie.

    Worse, Star Wars suffers not only from high expectations but from wrong expectations. Many people want it it be something like an adult action/sci-fi movie. On the other hand, I think Lucas wants the movie to be aimed more at the under-12 crowd.

  309. Lucas is crrrraaappp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (ala Mike Meyers' Scottish accent) Point being, name a good movie that Lucas has made... Star Wars is arguably the only decent work he has ever produced. Don't even start with the Indiana Jones stuff. Well received crap, but still crap when compared to say, "The Wages of Fear". He is completely and utterly a talentless hack who cashed in on his techies that furthered the advances in special effects. That simple folks. Do yourselves a favor and take in some of the masters' works such as Kurasowa, Orwell, or Hitchcock. Then you will either A, understand as I do that Lucas is a flippin' hack or B, realize you have no taste for quality movie making. My guess is that most people do not have a penchant for good movies and only rarely do popular and quality find one another in the same sentence. Just keep it in perspective: Spiderman is crap, Clones is crap, Empire good! Empire, written by Leigh Braddock and directed by Irving Kirshner. See... no Lucas, no crap.

  310. Katz's twenty-year-old grudge. by JuanGatosElGaseoso · · Score: 1

    You're just mad because when playing Star Wars as a kid they always made you be Luke, and not Han.

  311. I liked both movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez people they are just movies...I'm going to let you all in on a small revelation...

    THEY ARE JUST MOVIES...STAR WARS IS NOT REAL

    They are for entertainment purposes only. I realize this is a bit much for some of you to accept, but come on, a movie is just a movie. Please....

  312. hogwash by rigelstar · · Score: 0

    This article is a case of over-analyzing a movie made for kids. I took my 3 and 7 yr old sons and they loved it. My 7 yr old especially enjoyed it having watched 4-6 many times growing up.

    Growing up during the intial star wars phenom I also had desires to see attack of the clones. For 2 and a half hours I was entertained. Thats good enough for me. I wasn't expecting a cerebral experience just some good fun.

  313. sexy lady factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Katz misses the obvious. (once again)

    Spider-man did better at the box office because Kirsten Dunst is way hotter than Natalie Portman.

    Please, no replies containing the phrase 'hot grits'

  314. Ob ref: Michael Jackson by angelo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds more like Moonwalker and smooth criminal. I doubt the delivery was the same, though. I also doubt there was a fight in a billiard parlor between gangsters with flapper girls dancing about.

  315. A matter of degree... by ZeDanimal · · Score: 1
    ...is the difference here: For Star Wars and the next two movies, there were *a few* tie-ins: toys, glasses, shirts, posters, etc.

    For TPM, you could buy Bantha-flavored Booger Candy if you could buy a t-shirt.

    1. Re:A matter of degree... by Papineau · · Score: 2

      There were still a lot of things for the original trilogy. Remember that scene in Spaceballs, in Yogurt's temple, where he shows off some merchandises? Lunch boxes, t-shirts, even a flame-thrower!
      That's way before TPM. And it is a satyre, but still, even for then, it was maybe a bit too much.

      As for the 2 films of Katz's article, I saw AotC twice, and I haven't seen Spider-Man yet, and don't plan to see it. Why? I followed the Star Wars story, and liked it. TPM wasn't the best film ever, but if you like (love) something, you must be able to forgive. And I never been hooked by the Spider-Man story. Not before 9/11 (when it was originally supposed to go out, remember?), and especially not after. Come on, it almost looks like cold-war or WWII propaganda!

  316. Beverly Hills Cop by Byteme · · Score: 1
    More like Hidden Fortress without Hyoe Tadokoro? He is the foil to Han in Kurosawa's film - which Star Wars is a total rip-off of. At least George admits it. Comparing Eddie to Han made me laugh out loud, spilling coffee on my desk. Thanks a lot.

  317. Not to mention... by OmniGeek · · Score: 2

    better acted. I found it really painful to watch the CGIs out-act the wetware; that kid who played Anakin had maybe one 15-second scene where he really did a decent job of acting (the reunion-with-Mom scene), vs. many where he was just not credible (the whining-to-Padme scene was simply awful). The CGI was fantastic, but I really think Lucas did much better when he was resource-limited and had to rely on archaic things like an interesting plot and good dialog. Show me the character in AOTC who is nearly as good as Harrison Ford in the original SW (not the most versatile actor in the world, but he fit in that role really well). There's *nothing* in AOTC that compares with some of the dialog in SW for wit and aliveness.

    To some degree, AOTC is handicapped by being a "prequel" and having little real suspense; we know all the basics of the plot ahead of time. The next movie will be even worse, 'cause the course of its plot will be even more tightly restricted and suspenseless, and these two movies have to end on a downer anyway to fit the story sequence. However, even with these limitations, Lucas really hasn't done a great job.

    On the other hand, the starship drive flames were a really cool special effect...

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  318. Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Wraithlyn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Mmmm.. it's a beautiful day outside. Looks like it's time to avoid working, slam the crap out of Katz, and burn some Karma.

    • Spider-Man spent twice as much money on advertising as AotC.
    • Spider-Man opened on nearly twice as many screens as AotC.
    • AotC is the sequel to a movie that was generally considered very dissapointing.
    • AotC had numerous scenes of painfully bad acting, caused by poor actor direction and a horribly written script. Spider-Man had pretty decent writing and acting.


    But none of this had anything to do with Spider-Man making more money. No no no. It's a "cultural and generational coup d'etat". It's "The next generation [unseating] its elders". It's because "Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America."

    Katz, you're a pedantic, repetitive, overly dramatic idiot. You continuously put out poorly researched, sensational, buzzword laden drivel. You put the anal in analyze. Is it hard to breathe with your head so far up your ass? You try and cram EVERYTHING into your little "post 9/11, disillusioned generation gap, geek alienation" peghole. It's so, so sad. About the only thing I can say in your favour is how much discussion your articles tend to generate. Of course, 80% of it tends to be people criticizing your "ability" as a journalist.

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    1. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      Spider-Man had pretty decent writing and acting.

      I only half agree. The writing was very good for a Comic-Movie (but in reality -- still not excellent). And the acting? Okay, there was a mix there, but Kirsten Dunst? YECH! Her line "They said I need acting lessons" was amusing to me because I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a self referencing joke.

      Still, SpiderMan I will have to say will probably have been one of the best movies to come out this year. The fact that the British are entirely disinterested is really a shame for them because they're missing out on an excellent portrayal of the story.

      As for AotC, I personally found it to be a vast improvement over the first. The poor acting? No worse than any of the other Star Wars movies. The special effects however were top notch and as to the question about wanting to see how Anakin converts to the dark side? Yes, actually. I have always been rather curious.

      After Anakin's slaughter, while he sat in the dark mumbling about how he had "killed them all", a wicked smile came upon my face as the dark tune of the Emperial March began to play...

      So while some people might be highly annoyed at the direction Star Wars has taken -- there were parts of AotC that I truely enjoyed.

      Blah

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    2. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2

      Also, Spider-Man cost somewhere on the order of $120 million to make, and AotC cost about $60-90 million to make. That's a large discrepancy in budget, even for Hollywood. Especially considering the CG scenes in Spider-Man sucked.

      Also, at the risk of sounding racist here.. When I saw AotC, the theater was packed with 10-30 year old middle class white people. When I saw Spider-Man (at the same theater) the audience was MUCH more diverse (mostly 18-25 year olds of all races.) Spider-Man doesn't carry the "geek stigma" that Star Wars carries. When I asked some of my friends if they wanted to go see Star Wars, their reply was something along the lines of "I don't want to see that geek shit."

      But I do agree with this poster. Jon Katz tends to try and make a big deal out of nothing. He also uses some funky logic as to why Star Wars didn't make as much money as Spider-Man (which Lucas had already said would happen.) He often uses this logic in his postings, and it's fallacious. I'm curious as to why the Slashdot editors continue to post his stories when they're as rife with logical inaccuracies as this one.

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    3. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck me! Way to slam Katz with a "nail on the head" accuracy and get boosted to +5!

      This post is a classic of Slashdot!

    4. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Wraithlyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good points....

      Yes, I should have qualified the "pretty decent writing and acting" of Spider-Man with a "RELATIVE to Star Wars" clause... I'm not saying they'll be handing out acting Oscars for Spider-Man at any rate. :)

      Don't get me wrong... I LOVED Attack of the Clones. It was way better than Phantom Menace, and it's the one I've already seen a second time, whereas Spider-Man I've only seen once. But I will still stand by my statement that AotC has hit a new low for bad writing and flat acting, even next to the ho-hum acting of the rest of the series. Like right at the beginning, when Padme gets "upset" (and I use the term loosely) when her double gets blown up. Or nearly everything uttered by either Anakin or Padme that's supposed to come off as romantic. Miserable, cringe inducing stuff. McGregor was great as Kenobi, Chris Lee was amazing as always, Yoda steals the show, the Emperor was bang on, Jango Fett was good.. but yeah. The two young leads desperately needed better lines and directing. WTF was Lucas thinking hiring Jonathan "Scorpion King" Hales to co-write!?

      Anyway, faults aside, I thought AotC had a cool story, breathtaking climactic sequences, and MAN I can't wait for Episode III.

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    5. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least "post 9/11" has replaced "post-Columbine."

    6. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by dswensen · · Score: 1
      Katz, you're a pedantic, repetitive, overly dramatic idiot. You continuously put out poorly researched, sensational, buzzword laden drivel. You put the anal in analyze. Is it hard to breathe with your head so far up your ass? You try and cram EVERYTHING into your little "post 9/11, disillusioned generation gap, geek alienation" peghole. It's so, so sad. About the only thing I can say in your favour is how much discussion your articles tend to generate. Of course, 80% of it tends to be people criticizing your "ability" as a journalist.

      Thank you for saying everything I wanted to say about this article, and Katz. You saved me the trouble.

    7. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by lasmith05 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that beautiful response. Katz reminds me of many english professors that I've had who loved to tie-in issues that obviously had nothing to do with whatever motivations the author had for writing the story. PLEASE can we get a real journalist to cover geek movies.

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    8. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Quikah · · Score: 3

      According to Box Office Mojo the production cost of AOTC was $115mil. Spider-Man was $130mil. Marketing cost were vastly different though, $24mil for AOTC and $50mil for Spider-Man.

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    9. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by MrBlack · · Score: 2

      Perhaps I saw a different spiderman to everyone else, but I thought the acting in it was absolute CRAP. My wife and I were joking afterwards just how bad it was. It hasn't opened in my country yet but I'm glad I didn't pay to see it. I thought Peter Parker's awkwardness was just too Awkward! I thought Kirsten Dunst's delivery was pretty bad too, especially at the funeral at the end. The movie had a number of other flaws like the lack of character development, the transparent plot etc. And any time I hear voice-overs it sets of warning lights in my head and a little voice says "the acting couldn't get the point across, we'll have to drive it home with a voice-over". I saw spiderman the night before last and AOTC for the second time last night and you couldn't compare the two. I'd happily fork out money to see AOTC again, but I doubt I'll ever watch spiderman again.

    10. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by RatFink100 · · Score: 2
      The fact that the British are entirely disinterested is really a shame for them because they're missing out on an excellent portrayal of the story.

      1. I think you mean uninterested

      2. Who told you we were dis/un-interested? It hasn't even been released here yet!

    11. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1
      "About the only thing I can say in your favour is how much discussion your articles tend to generate. Of course, 80% of it tends to be people criticizing your "ability" as a journalist."

      Which increases page views, thus showing more ads, thus increasing revenue. Hence the reason Katz is kept.

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    12. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Banjonardo · · Score: 1
      Speaking of burning karma, you forgot "post-Columbine," and, the new favorite, elephantine.

      (Look at this and his previous articles, you'll see what I mean.)

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    13. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=disinterested
      disinterested Pronunciation Key (ds-ntr-std, -nt-rstd)
      adj.
      Free of bias and self-interest; impartial: "disinterested scientific opinion on fluorides in the water supply" (Ellen R. Shell).

      Not interested; indifferent: "supremely disinterested in all efforts to find a peaceful solution" (C.L. Sulzberger).
      Having lost interest.

      I would have chosen "not interested" myself :)

      2. Brits should not be told how they will feel about Spiderman since its not released and numbers have not been published.

    14. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      2. Who told you we were dis/un-interested? It hasn't even been released here yet!

      I wouldn't even pretend to be able to speak for the british. I was replying to someone else who said that he was absolutely not interested in Spiderman and he doesn't know anybody that is.

      That's a bit harsh, I think. It really was a good movie.

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    15. Re:Katz is even more pathetic than usual by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that a whole lot of fanboys wanted to see this and a whole lot of teenagers wanted to see Kirsten Dunst (sp?) in that rain scene.

      Besides that, I'm fucking baffeled why anyone would see this (though on a side point, I'm am greatly happy that Raimi made mucho bucks; maybe Evil Dead 4?!!?!??!?!?) I've gone to AOTC 3 times already I like it so much.

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  319. I disagree by MacGod · · Score: 1

    I thought AOTC was by far a better movie than Spider-man, for all the reasons Jonkatz mentioned as negatives. AOTC gave us story, it gave us insight into history and genealogy and developed what is one of the most multi-faceted stories to grace the silver screen.

    I am a huge Spider-man fan, and thoroughly enjoyed the movie; but make no mistake: it was a fun summer movie. AOTC was a revelation of a deep story.

    Fun summer movies are fun, but simplicity doesn't necessarily make the best movie. I thought AOTC was well-acted, well-directed and very appropriate. It had a story to tell, filling in the details between the 2-hour video game that was Episode 1 and the two-hour masterpiece that was Episode 4. And I thought it did so admirably.

    Spider-man, while a fantastic movie in its own right, seems to me more of a promise of masterpieces to come.

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    1. Re:I disagree by Kurtv · · Score: 1

      Why the f$ck to people get off on bashing a movie like AoTC? There are hundreds of other worthless movies to bash but no one bothers to write about them. What about this latest Jason piece of sh$t that just came out? First off, if you are not a fan of Star Wars then you probably are not going to get half of the movie and enjoy all of the history behind it. So if you are not a fan of it, dont see it. Second, if you are a fan and you diddnt like it. Then you really need to ask yourself if you liked Episode 4,5,6 and bought into the entire story. Cause if you diddnt like AoTC you are not a fan and have no right to bash Lucas There was so much in this movie to like and if thats not good enough for you, then get out of the theater and quit ruining my buzz. Third, Episode 1 did suck, but I realized that the first time I saw it and made sure I diddnt see it again. So that I would not tarnish the image of Star Wars in my head.

  320. Fanboys in hog heaven. by uncoveror · · Score: 1

    Spiderman and Star Wars in the Same Month!! The only way to top that would be nude pics of Lara Croft. The fanboys came up out of their mothers' basements twice in May. Maybe while they are out in the sun, they will notice that there is a world beyond their mothers' basements and chat rooms. May be they even meet a real girl!

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  321. Hey, STOOOPID - which generation? by FredThompson · · Score: 1

    Stan Lee created Spider-Man as a comic book character in the 1960s.

    So...exactly WHICH generation are you attempting to pompously proclamate for?

  322. LoTR Merchandising by psleonar · · Score: 1
    The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien.

    Yeah, these just scream class.

  323. Katz a troll? by gfxguy · · Score: 2

    You're just figuring that out now?

    But like most good trolls, he generates the traffic, so slashdot keeps posting his crap. But his articles are like automobile accidents you're passing... you don't want to look, but you just have to.

    Suckered again.

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  324. So who is the hero of AOTC? by nigelc · · Score: 1
    This has been touched on in various places, but it is key to my view of Attack of the Clones.

    Who is the hero? Or at least who are the characters that the audience can identify with?

    In ep 4-6, we had Luke (a farm boy of mysterious heritage who is going off to find adventure and girls), Han (a scoundrel who finds his moral core) and Leia (a kick-ass princess fighting for everything she holds dear; her planet is destroyed near the end of the first reel, the bad guys are out to kill her...).

    In ep 1-2, we've got Anakin (who grows up to be evil), Padme (whose "handmaidens" are related to the red-shirted security guys in Star Trek) and Jar-Jar (stupid, annoying, gullible, annoying).

    I liked Spiderman because I could (somewhat) identify with Peter Parker -- heck, if he were real, he'd probably be on /. somewhere! I was interested in how he developed, and what was happening even though there were few surprises in the movie. I cared about him.

    I was left cold by AOTC because I was watching characters that I didn't really care about (did they ever feel like they were in danger to you? (see Tomb Raider for another example)) doing things about which I already knew the outcome. I understand that ATOC was "Act II", which is essentially plot exposition and more setbacks in the great scheme of things, but I just didn't care.

    And where does Lucas come up with the names? Dooku? As well as the similarity of "Padme" and "Padewan"? But I would love to see Samuel Jackson as "Darth Shaft" (a mean Jedi mother-f...er)

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    1. Re:So who is the hero of AOTC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you "didn't care" you should not have went to the movie.

  325. a short scene screw up by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    wanna start by saying I LOVED the yoda scene. So...blah!

    There was a short little scene though that played out in a way that made NO sense. If the characters had done the logical thing, then it would have ended almost everything.

    Samuel Jackson's character has a lightsabre to the throat of the Evil Bad Guy. The Evil Bad Guy's partners are all surrounded by Jedi Knights. Then a few droids come out, so the Jedi all let the Evil Bad Guys go so they can fight the driods. Those Evil Bad Guys would have made wonderful body shields against the attacks from the droids there...what was up with that?

  326. Um, Spider-Man was _always_ better than Star Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comics are _still_ better than movies.

    Star Wars was always a stupid story.
    What Star Wars did have was the best Space Ships ever.
    Star Wars still has the best special effects imagined.
    ROTC was great for Space Ships, Aliens, and Scenery.
    To make a point: Jar-Jar Binks was not _supposed_ to be a character, but was instead just a special effect demonstration.

    How and when the spiffy shiney fun Star Wars special effects got translated into mythology, I will never know.

    What I really want is the movie version of Steve Ditko's "Shade, The Changing Man". Mythology and special effects all wrapped up and ready to go.

  327. The Bible and WWII aren't current by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Sure there are real world references, but they aren't about present real world references. Lucas has already said in a past interview ( not sure which one though ) that he has been inspired by historical events, cultures and myths. If you look at Star Wars this is most certainly the case, but in the end Lucas used what ever was necessary to make a good story.

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  328. Thanks John.... by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 1

    You ruined Spider-Man for me.
    In Spider-man, a nerd feels powerless, gets bitten by the bug, becomes powerful, goes on to confront great evil (and doesn't get the girl).

  329. Silly analysis by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is ridiculous. One Ultra Huge Heavily Marketed Movie is beating another Ultra Huge Heavily Marketed Movie and you're trying to read some sort of deep changing of the guard theme into it? Is this even worth disucssing? Both movies are making more money than 50 Slasdotters combined will make in their entire lifetimes. How can this be reasonably talked about?

  330. The 5th Spider-Man Movie by MrResistor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Attack of the Clones is a completely different kind of movie than Spider-Man, and trying to make direct comparisons between the two is asinine. AotC has a wide base to draw upon, and has a responsibility to expand upon that base, which it does quite well. It's not as if everyone hasn't known exactly what it would be about for the last 15 years. The only surprise is in the details, which is exactly as it should be!

    I think it's fairly obvious that there will be at least 2 Spider-Man sequels, as Hollywood tryies to milk as much as it can out of it. If the Spider-Man franchise ever makes it to 5 films, I think it's a safe prediction that you will be far more disappointed in it than you are in AotC.

    Remember how great the first Batman movie was? How about The Crow? Superman?

    How old were you when the A New Hope came out? I was 2 years old. Star Wars absolutely dominated my childhood, it was by far the coolest thing any of us had ever seen. Guess what? The new trilogy holds the same place among kids of similar age today. My daughter is constantly asking to watch The Phantom Menace, she would watch it 5 times a day if we let her, and most of my friend's kids are the same way.

    The new Start Wars movies dominate their culture just as the first three dominated ours, and I'm sure that they will be just as disappointed in parts 7-9 as some of us are in parts 1 and 2, and for the same reason: Nothing will ever be as cool as it was when you were a kid. Get over it.

    And enought with this "Post 9/11 America" crap. It had potential in the first 3 months or so to become a positive, unifying force, but now it's become nothing more than a blanket pulled over our eyes so we can't see Bush holding the door for Ashcroft, Hollings, and the rest to cart our freedoms out for auction to the highest bidder. "Post 9/11 America" is a code word for the same kind of blind patriotism bullshit that fueled the Cold War, but without the altruistic aspect of fighting for Democracy.

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    1. Re:The 5th Spider-Man Movie by just4now · · Score: 1

      Check out the comics...they have alot of material to work with; much more than Mr. Lucas has. This sounds like the trekie stuff of the 70s and 80s.

    2. Re:The 5th Spider-Man Movie by MrResistor · · Score: 2

      I'm aware of the comics, just as I am aware of the comics which Batman, Superman, and The Crow were based on, which is specifically why I metioned them rather than any of the other numerous series that Hollywood has fumbled. Having a lot of material to draw from doesn't make good sequels.

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    3. Re:The 5th Spider-Man Movie by just4now · · Score: 1

      Thanks for for the insight. My point was that the bunch of planned movies based upon Marvel Comics have already gone under the microscope of the fan(antics) and are more mature than Lucas's oft-quoated "pre-planned" saga. You mentioned you were two years old when Star Wars came out - I was 12 years old (the target audience) in 1977 when it was released. By the time Return of the Jedi came out, I was already starting to move away from the stuff. Naturally, my on-going favorite was Empire. I was into Spider-man before Star Wars came out, so maybe that is why I'd like to see it succeed. Take Care J4N

  331. Spiderman Vs. AToC again... by mkyboy01010 · · Score: 1

    Spiderman and AToC made it big in the box office. Both movies are good, not the best thing since sliced bread, but GOOD period.

    In 10 years will either of them be considered a classic? Such as the first star wars.

    Not another Katz article *duck*

  332. Why why why WHY!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand all of these otherwise intelligent Slashdotters wetting their pants over Spider-Man just because it's supposedly better than the latest crappy Star Wars flick. I haven't seen Attack of the Clones, but I have seen Spider-Man. And I'm going to disagree with the world here and proclaim that it was a horrible movie. The dialogue was slow and pointless. The villain wasn't scary at all. The action scenes were boring. The attempts at suspense were pitiful. (The little kids in the gondola screaming "Help us Spiderman!" were funny, but stupid.) And they just HAD to throw in a reference to "Post-9/11 New York unity." Maybe I'm just a bitter Mariners fan, but I hate New York now more than ever.

  333. Uhm.. what? by enjo13 · · Score: 1

    Simply put, I have no idea where Katz dreamed this up at.

    That article he links to makes no mention of Spider-man "slaughtering" AoTC..

    Spider-man is on pace to gross (at best) $461 million dollars. That's a hefty amount of change.

    Yet.. and heres the important part: Attack of the Clones is actually ahead of Episode 1 in terms of sales. Episode 1 grossed $431 million. Why should we not beleive that AoTC (which is a better movie) will not do even better? That puts the new Star Wars film at $30 million short of Spider-man.. in the worst case. I bet its much closer than that.. this is hardly a "slaughter" folks.

    I think Episode 2 is a good movie. Its most definitely a star wars... it feels like a star wars. For anyone who can still remember what the original Star Wars was REALLY like (as opposed to the film that people have mind-melded it into), the new Star Wars movie is a great addition to the collection.

    This is almost a non-artcile as its very premise is based on what Katz so desperately (For whatever reason) WANTS to beleive is true, but anyone with a fricking calculator and two grams of sense will see it in a much different light.

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  334. star wars politics... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    The rise and fall of the Queen of Naboo and her tormented lover and complex offspring?

    I still don't understand the appeal of a universe where a queen is elected, but a senator is appointed.

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  335. Prequels, jump the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Star Wars Attack of the Clones was a good movie but the problem is that ATOC is a prequel and prequels are harder to do. We already know much of the story line. Anakin becomes Darth Vader and has twins. There isn't much suspense left.

    I think the movie jumped the shark with midoclorians. In episode IV, the Force seemed so mysterious and now its just some blood test.

    Spoilers below.

    And ATOC does give very good background to the complicated politics of the Republic and how Yoda does get the Clone Army to battle Count Dooku which looks like the future Empire stormtroopers. But I thought the Jedi lost their luster in this movie with many Jedi killed in the arena battle against droids. In the other movies, the Jedi had a mystique of invicibility and power.

  336. Re:Spoiler! Or is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you need to go watch the movie.

  337. Economics Lesson by chill · · Score: 2

    Word is Spiderman cost 30% - 40% more than Star Wars to make. It also opened on 1,000 more screens than Star Wars (meaning another 1,000 or so duplicates to make and distribute).

    Star Wars opened mid-week (Thursday), instead of on a Friday.

    Star Wars cost about 1/2 of what Spiderman did to advertise.

    Star Wars was/is pulling in about DOUBLE what Spiderman was/is on a per-theater basis.

    Natalie Portman is hot, but Kirsten Dunst's tits are perfection embodied.

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  338. Thanks for the link! by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 1

    I think that article sums up what I didn't like about the last two movies better than any I've read so far.

    The closest characters to the "rogue ideal" in E2 are, oddly enough, Jango and Boba, and I did find myself sympathizing with them probably more than I was "supposed to". I found Jango's death particularly unsatisfying as well, expecting a fight more in line with the one he gave Kenobi, rather than the "oops... *lop*" that he got.

    I will say that there were actually humanoids that got hurt and killed in E2, not just droids, but lightsabers leave such nice clean self-cauterizing wounds, don't they?

    1. Re:Thanks for the link! by unitron · · Score: 2

      Are we sure that Jango is dead? All I saw was a suit of body armor or something get its helmet sliced off, almost as though it were a 'droid. Seems the bottom of the helmet and the top of the torso were carefully kept aimed away from the view of the audience. (We at least got a glimpse of the "inner" Darth Maul.) And shouldn't the kid have freaked out even a little bit, maybe even trying to put the head back on the torso for just a moment before collapsing with grief, or going postal and grabbing the nearest thing he could use for a weapon to get revenge, instead of just standing there stoically regarding the helmet like Hamlet talking to Yoric's skull?

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  339. foolish by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Seem a ridiculously excessive weight of interpretation to place on which frothy summer blockbuster is a bigger hit.

    Perhaps it all simply boils down to the fact that "Spiderman" is the first in its series, while "Episode II" is a sequel of a sequel of a sequel of a sequel. Sequels rarely do as well as the first movie. And for a series to still be drawing huge audiences (whether or not they are the hugest) this far down the line is pretty remarkable.

    Call back if "Spiderman V" manages to do better than "Episode II".

  340. Wait 'til the Clone Saga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's hoping for the Spider-Man clone saga.

  341. so i was just imagining all those BK commercials? by tralfamador · · Score: 1

    The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien.

    watch some t.v. once in a while.

  342. box office numbers again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we keep claiming goodness comes from box office dollars? Shouldn't it be the other way round?

    I'll believe you really deplore a "whorish sellout" when you stop sprinkling dollar signs through your opening paragraphs, and talk about real cinematic merits.

  343. Jon Katz, Hopeless Romantic by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    AFAICT, it was the other ingredients besides the story line that has made one movie better than another.

    I'd like to believe that public choices in which movie to see reflect a fundamental groundswell of enlightenment and rejection of crass commercial values for more enduring qualities. It would be convenient if every video game and movie represents a strong tie to meta myths that Joseph Campbell outlined: they'd sure be a whole lot easier to analyze if they fell into those nice large deep and meaningful categories. But, many moviegoers don't live epic lives: they're just out for a good time.

    It's as simple as the fact that AOTC was not as well made a movie as Spiderman. That's it.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  344. Speaking of whorish sellouts - New 9/11 ideas by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

    I've come up with some new ways for pundits to sneak 9/11 cameos into their articles:

    12 Ways To Drive Your Man Crazy In The Wake of September 11th

    The Best French Restaurants In The Wake of September 11th

    Ten Fashion Dos and Donts In The Wake of September 11th

    Low-Impact Techniques to Tighten Your Abs In The Wake of September 11th

    Star Wars vs. Spiderman: Which Is Cooler In The Wake of September 11th?

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    Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.

    1. Re:Speaking of whorish sellouts - New 9/11 ideas by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      How about "Sep 10 and Sep 12th, can we find meaning for other dates?

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  345. why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The writer of the article succeeded in generating the level of discussion that he wanted. Good for him.

    Comparisons are inevitable. We can talk about the huge money spent to market Spider-Man. I actually saw less product tie-in for AofTC.

    Did I see both films. Yes. Did I like both? Yes. Do I have a favourite? Yes, AofTC.

    Was the article good enough to generate so much interest? No.

    (I can't wait for Lord of the Rings II)

  346. Somewhat similar overview by CaptTrips · · Score: 0

    This whole Star Wars versus Spiderman is getting old. Each is a great movie. This is beginning to sound a lot like the Star Trek versus Star Wars arguments that started around the early 80s when Star Trek: The Motion Picture was released.

    Let's take for example the movie Saving Private Ryan (Ryan) versus the HBO mini-series event Band of Brothers (BOB). On a whole BOB is simply far and away a much better movie experience than Ryan. Granted there are a few episodes of BOB that where aren't as good as others, yet the richness and depth of the mini-series simply blows away the movie, both of which take place during the same time period. Remember Star Wars is many stories rolled into one. It's about the raise and fall off a dominating empire. It's the story of a family, whose lives are shattered by many events. It's about an alliance of rebel confronting, however enormous the odds are, and an omnipresent empire. It's about redemption. We may not see it now, but when all these films are done and released on DVD then you'll see something magical. Something epic. Something mythic.

    I for one now see Darth Vader more as the Anakin character than evil villain we loved to hate. I thank Lucas for introducing the prequels, and I can't wait for Episode III.

    Lucas tends to be liberal at times, so I can only hope he will stick with his original 12 episodic grand Epic, or at the very least the 9 episodes I remember him mentioning in an interview back in the early 80s.

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  347. Re:Spoiler! Or is it? by bgarcia · · Score: 2
    I think you need to re-read the quote from Katz's article:

    The movie ends with Spider-man draped around an American flag...
    The point is, he got it backwards.
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    I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  348. Buridan's Ass by CyranoDB · · Score: 1

    I am a professional writer. I get paid money for fiction and non-fiction pieces written in my spare time, and by day I am a mild mannered copywriter. Never could I get away with the unsupported conjectural balderdash the Katz tries to foist upon Slashdot readers as meaningful commentary. Every single point in his first paragraph is incorrect, misstated or misleading.* Given the number of comments his stories seem to engender, I'm not surprised he is allowed to continue writing for the site, but his credibility is much closer to that of radio raconteurs who make outrageous political and ethical claims their meal tickets than it is to working class journalists who understand the concepts of facts, research, reliability and accountability. As an opinion piece, his articles tend to be amusing or ignorable, never much above the level of a precocious sixth grader vying for attention amongst more experienced and learned minds, but never really actively offensive when taken in that context. His current piece is so miserable in thought and technique, however; that just reading it brings me close to despair for any uninitiated who stumble across the Slashdot site and think his article belongs in the same category as "news."

    "We saw a cultural and generational coup d'etat this month, at least in cinematic terms -- if we were watching."

    Wrong on so many levels. There was/is no cultural or generational coup d'etat. As others have pointed out, Spider-Man is older than Star Wars--barring a complete digression into the sources from which Lucas liberally borrowed, and the attending parallel digression for Spider-Man and some look at the intersection of those sources. Second, if there is a generational gap in viewers of the two movies, provide us with a breakdown based on ticket sales, i.e. X people over 30 saw SW:AotC while only Y people in that demographic saw Spider-Man. And vice-versa. Third, how does one define a cultural coup d'etat? This was not impressionism thrust upon the realists. This is two equitably financed, produced and delivered films, both aimed at making money. This is not PI or Eraserhead triumphing overSW:AotC; this is a film aimed at the same general mass audience.

    More confusing is a quick search of demographics for today' comic book readers revealed, in American Demographics magazine, "readers are about 24 years old and almost entirely male." Is Katz suggesting 24 versus "us" (perhaps over 30. He does not specify) is a generational gap? Comic bookstore owners have reported that, as a result of the movie, Spider-Man, younger kids are starting to purchase comic books again, however older viewers have driven up the prices of special issues into the tens of thousands of dollars. People requesting Spider-Man comics, if anything, still skew towards the 20+ market (this may be because comic book store customers already lean towards this age.) For a more in-depth breakdown of viewer demographics see the comment below.

    "Star Wars was challenged by millions of rebellious kids, who decided to choose a new kind of myth."

    Again, Spider-Man is not a "new kind of myth." Nor was the box office result that of an either or proposition. Many people saw both movies. Anecdotal (poorly regarded but available from a myriad of sources, including Wall Street Journal), statistical (still not definitive but available on several theater chain sites) and actual box office demographic information collected at cinemas as people purchased tickets (available, for pay, from several research organizations, and the closest one can get to definitive proof in the area.) all indicate the same general breakdown along age groups for both movies, with Spider-Man attracting more repeat teenage girls (the same group that pushed Titanic to box office heights.) There appears to be no great difference between the two audiences. indeed, many people saw both.

    "The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours."

    This is so illogical as to be painful to all rational beings. Even if more kids did see Spider-Man than SW:AotC, both movies were made by people not of the youth generation. Even the stars of the movie were considerably older than the youth Katz suggests are unseating their elders. Stan Lee did aim the comic at teenagers. But Lucas frequently insists Star Wars is for kids (hence his reediting of scenes from the originals that may have made 'heroes' morally ambiguous. Ewoks. Jar-Jar. 'Nuff said.) Accepting Hollywood pablum produced by capitalism driven syndicates is more attuned to rooting for gladiators than it is to a spark of rebellion. There wasn't even a real choice for youth wishing to unseat their elders, except to not watch any of Hollywood's or independently-made films, but to instead make their own.

    "In doing so, these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism, punctured a billion-dollar balloon, and maybe even sparked a (relative) movement away from whorish sellouts, back to simpler story-telling."

    As many others have posted, Spider-Man's hype machine spent more than AotC, it opened on more screens, had nearly 40 years of recognition backing the name and could easily be accused of selling out on so many levels that discussing the fallaciousness on that level is too easy. Since Katz's preceding statement mentions moving away from our culture though, one wonders if patriotism is not part of ours. If simpler-storytelling allows for some special effects and CG, but not others. If Spider-Man web shooters are not a whorish sellout (why "whorish"? Why not "mercenary"?) why are AotC lightsabers?

    *" I, for one, sure hope so."

    Can't really argue with this statement. Only he would know if this were true or not.

    As for the rest of the article, it descends into a quagmire of foolishness from which simple syllogisms could never escape. As sort of a black hole of poor writing and reasoning, I'll simply mention a few quick points. Campbell had nothing to do with Star Wars. http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2002/04/10 / ucas/ While a happy synergy developed later, in 1976 it wasn't bandied about as gospel.

    The intent of the filmmaker is, at best, secondary, after the product is released into the wild. If Lucas wants nothing more than to squeeze every last dime out of the franchise, who cares. If he makes good movies he can; if he doesn't, the money well goes dry. If the complaint is that Lucas is attempting to milk the franchise with bad movies, again, so what. SW:ANH does not become less dear to its admirers because knock-offs, sequels and clones (not too much paranomasia intended) have since come out. The Godfather is no less a brilliant film because GIII was not so good. Ray Harryhausen no less a genius for his last few films having problems. Citizen Kane will never become a worse movie simply because Welles was later known for hawking Paul Masson wines.

    Katz's article is, while not necessarily the worst of his oeuvre, certainly a piece of poorly worded, poorly though-out, poorly research drivel. Perhaps Slashdot might, introduce some sort of mandatory fact checking for contributors, at least those on the staff.

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    Reality is what won't go away when you stop believing in it. Philip K. Dick
  349. Attacks of the Clones is awfully bad by xelph · · Score: 1

    I mean, have you ever heard dialogs that bad? You can't quote a single line from this movie without sounding like a fool. Even the cool graphics cannot save this movie. This isn't a movie for kids; kids are smarter than that. But the worst part is the acting... it's terrible! Lucas has achieved the almost impossible: making some excellent actors be their worst. Way to go, Lucas. Now, time for retirement (may I suggest Tatooine?)... I bet the next time I'll see a Star Wars sequel (actually prequel) will be on MST3K.

  350. Very Little is New Anymore in Mass Media by invid · · Score: 1

    "Lord of the Rings", "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Spider-Man". All of them decades old. The only recent big media myths I can think of are "Buffy", "The Matrix", and "The X-Files", and even those are getting old. Essentially, big media companies are conservative and not willing to drop a hundred million on something really new and innovative. Hence, "Terminator 3".

    The solution? Technology will soon allow people to make cinematic quality movies in their basements. It has already started. Soon, we will be making our own movies, and finally those creative geniuses who are not working for big media will be able to express themselves. When they do, we should be ready to experience something new and brilliant.

    --
    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
  351. Others Doing it Better than Lucas by Pentalon · · Score: 1

    This may also be one reason why he has become so bull-headed about doing it his way. Humans have an odd reaction when another person does the first person's "own" work better. He may feel a little down about himself not having done it as well as Empire and so now knowingly or unknowingly is out trying to prove himself (which happens in this case to probably only be making it worse).

    Pentalon

  352. Isn't it numbers of seats that should matter? by kaladorn · · Score: 2

    If I show on 20 screens with 10 seats each or 1 megatheatre with 343 seats, which gives more opportunity for people to see it? (The answer is: it depends... one option offers more show times and can be better distributed, the other offers more raw seating potential).

    Statistics is such a wonderful art of deception (intentional and otherwise)....

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    -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    1. Re:Isn't it numbers of seats that should matter? by CuppaJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This has always amazed me. To compare a 2002 movie's revenues at $8 a seat to a 1977 movie's revenues at $4 a seat and say it outsold Star Wars! Well, duh!

      Now why don't we just look at number of tickets sold and see where we stand, keeping in mind that even that metric is skewed by the size of the movie-going population now vs then, the economic climate in which the movie was released (millions of out-of-work people all over the US and even Europe right now probably aren't shelling out the bucks to go see a movie, and if they do, they probably won't see it multiple times like they might if they had lots of discretionary money or time).

      And another thing that's meaningless is how much a movie did in it's first weekend (as opposed to altogether). I and many people I know purposely avoid seeing any blockbuster its first weekend because we don't like waiting hours in line to find out it's sold out, or at the very least having to sit in the front row, often not even together, and crane your neck to see 1/4 of the screen at a time. Phooey. Just wait until it's been out a week or so. Does that mean it's not as good a film because I didn't see it in the first couple days? Get real. And to compare first weekend sales of movie A, which came out in February (let's say) in the middle of winter with nothing going on, to movie B which is released in late spring when the weather is beautiful and people want to be outdoors instead of in a theater, there are graduations going on, and a million other distractions, is ridiculous at best.

      Meaningless numbers are just that- meaningless. You must look at the meaning behind the statistics and take everything that could affect them into account.

    2. Re:Isn't it numbers of seats that should matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why some sites, like Box Office Mojo have charts that are adjusted for inflation.

      Of course, how many releases did it take the original Star Wars to get to its total? I'd like to see a chart that ran all time single releases, both actual and adjusted.

    3. Re:Isn't it numbers of seats that should matter? by joshsisk · · Score: 1
      This has always amazed me. To compare a 2002 movie's revenues at $8 a seat to a 1977 movie's revenues at $4 a seat and say it outsold Star Wars! Well, duh!

      Actually, I think the two films being compared were both released in 2002.

      Now why don't we just look at number of tickets sold and see where we stand

      Yes, there are plenty of sites that do this. Here's one.

      the economic climate in which the movie was released (millions of out-of-work people all over the US and even Europe right now probably aren't shelling out the bucks to go see a movie

      Amusingly, this is shaping up to be the biggest box office summer ever :

      When final figures are announced, North American ticket sales for the Friday-through-Monday Memorial Day weekend are expected to total well over $200 million, marking the biggest four-day holiday of all time and surpassing last year's record by at least 8 percent, box-office tracking service Exhibitor Relations said on Tuesday.

      And another thing that's meaningless is how much a movie did in it's first weekend (as opposed to altogether).

      First weekend numbers are the strongest indicator of how well a movie will do in the long run... Especially expensive summer blockbusters. It's very rare for a mainstream movie to do better the second week (of wide release) than the first week (of wide release), especially in the summer, when the theaters are jammed with movies and have a high turnover.

      And to compare first weekend sales of movie A, which came out in February (let's say) in the middle of winter with nothing going on, to movie B which is released in late spring when the weather is beautiful and people want to be outdoors instead of in a theater, there are graduations going on, and a million other distractions, is ridiculous at best.

      Actually, generally the films released in late spring have much higher openings than ones released in the winter or fall. It could be argued that this is because the studios are starting to release their more marketable product at this point, however.
  353. Okay. Here's WHY Lucas dropped the ball. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Alright. . .

    I'll get into it.

    First off. . .

    While it's always interesting to look at the broad socio-cultural dynamics in mass media, I think perhaps Katz is searching rather too deeply here for a reason. Aside from the fact that Spiderman is a decade or so older than even the first Star Wars film, (which makes it anything but a youthful rebellion against convention), the reason Sam Raimi's film is making more than George's is that it was a better movie. This has been pointed out several times already.

    What hasn't been successfully pointed out is why. People seem to be a little confused as to why the latest entry in the Star Wars franchise didn't ring any bells. Yes, they say things like, "Bad Dialogue" and "Bad Acting," but that's somewhat off the mark. And I sympathize. Such a lumbering monstrosity as AOTC, which worked on some levels, looked good, and generally entertained for nearly three hours despite it's being riddled with flaws, makes it difficult to see exactly where and how it went wrong.

    I'd like to offer that the fact George didn't have a completed script before he started shooting as the prime culprit. That, and George has forgotten how to direct. --I refuse to put the actors at fault for what ended up on the screen. That's silly. I don't care how talented you are as an actor, You try pulling off some of the things they were required to say with integrity, a straight face and weak directing!

    Take a look at the website for the Matrix, Reloaded. Look at the interviews and artwork done by the concept and story board artists. Every single scene of that film was worked out and adjusted with the director's approval, penciled and inked on paper in excruciating detail. The story board for the first film was VERY complete. Certain sections were even animated just to work out how they should look. And why? Because only if you do it this way can you be certain of what your finished product will look like on the big screen. This is a way of 'beta-testing' your film.

    And it works. The first Matrix film was wonderfully done. There were very few kinks in the mix, and the pacing was wonderful.

    However, the system by which the latest Star Wars films were made is entirely different.

    George has basically invented a new way of movie making. Rather than shooting the all the footage, inserting the effects, and then sitting down with the finished film to edit everything into a finished product, The Phantom Menace and Clones were shot, edited and treated all at the same time. The daily video which came off the set or from location, was digitally sent to the editors that afternoon to be spliced together with the rest of the scenes in the 'master' copy of the film. At certain points, the master copy was made up from some scenes which were just green screens with actors talking, or a hand drawn animated sequences of a space fight or what have you, but the whole film was essentially right there on the non-linear editor. As new scenes, effects, etc., became available, they were spliced in to replace less finished scenes. And the film grew like this.

    This allows, potentially, for increased efficiencies in production and for problems to be caught early on. It allows for massive flexibility. Unfortunately, it also clearly has the power to fool a director into thinking that just because he can create on the fly, that he should try to do so. --George clearly wanted to make the actual writing part of this non-linear process, which I feel, was a huge mistake.

    The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles were produced using an earlier version of this process. They looked ten times more expensive than they actually were, thanks to the efficiencies provided by the digital system. They told fun, sophisticated stories which on the whole, were highly entertaining. The difference between them and the last two Star Wars films were that each episode of Chronicles was first written by a respected and accomplished writer and then carefully edited into shape before being stamped with approval to be shot. And when they were shot, it was done by a skilled director. (Not Lucas.) Planning and directing. These two items make all the difference in the world!

    The ironic part is that the super precision with which the Matrix was written, planned and story boarded was not something new. The Wachowski brothers were simply following George Lucas's lead. Back in the days when The Empire Strikes Back was being made, every shot and scene was meticulously planned in pencil and ink. Some scenes were even fully hand animated. Nobody was going to waste an inch of expensive film or a minute of expensive production time shooting something which they weren't pretty damned certain was work.

    So yes, Video non-linear editing and the wonderfully efficient system Lucas has managed to create over the last fifteen years is an amazingly powerful and ingenious contraption. It makes error and experimentation fairly inexpensive. But in the final analysis, perhaps this is not such a good thing. Perhaps that much creative freedom only encourages laziness.

    -Fantastic Lad

  354. Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you banned him then what would you have to bitch about?

    "Utopia isn't all its cracked up to be, there's nothing to complain about."

  355. Re:Spoiler! Or is it? by cqnn · · Score: 2

    No, Jon just forgot to watch the movie again.

    (SPOILER)

    What he describes is a half second flash of movement of the wallcrawler
    swinging around various buildings in New York. He swings to a flagpole
    on top of one building, takes an instant to get his bearings, and is off again.
    There is an American Flag attached to the flagpole; frankly I
    (and the rest of the audience) would have been more surprised if there had
    not been a flag attached to that pole. That is a common cliche of
    American films, New York City films, Superhero films, many action films
    and certainly every summer blockbuster film that has been released in the U.S.
    since Independence Day (and probably before) .

    Katz seems to be out of touch with the recovery of post-9/11 America, where
    he sees something "unabashedly domestic and patriotic" in a part of a film
    that prior to 9/11 would just have been seen as Hollywood S.O.P.

    I actually preferred the way they treated the flag in Spider-Man; it was
    a good-feeling yet subtle reminder of where the story takes place (and where
    some of the values of the Main Character come from), without needing to bash
    that message in as if the viewers are too ignorant to feel pride in our
    common upbringing.

    And unless I missed my modern geography, all the other skyscrapers
    on the island of Manhatten are "not far from where the World Trade Center Towers
    used to stand", relatively speaking.

  356. It's simple ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quality of acting in SM is better than in AotC ... and I agree that tPM and AotC both lack an actor like Harrison Ford. Not that Ford is an exceptional actor, but his star quality is missing from the prequels.

  357. Spongebob is King in my house by Theodrake · · Score: 1

    I would rather watch Spongebob then either clones or Spiderman with my sons (15 and 8). If there is a new cultural icon in my house it is Spongebob and Patrick.

    1. Re:Spongebob is King in my house by xelph · · Score: 1

      Mine too. In fact, my iPod's name is SpongePod. Same form factor, after all... Hey, maybe I should have a SpongeBob outfit designed for it? Maybe they should produce SpongeBob iPod covers? Can I make more suggestions? No? What about now? No? And now? No? Now? No? OK, maybe now then??? Ahahahahaha (:::chopping own throat repeatedly:::)

  358. Re:Choose one mega-corp over another, very rebelli by TheMonkeyDepartment · · Score: 2

    You are right. And unfortunately I don't think it's a joke.

    Spider-Man's success is a "... movement away from whorish sellouts?" Holy shit, can't he see what a totally false assertion that is? In my local supermarket, Spider-Man cereal outnumbers Star Wars cereal at least 2 to 1.

    His claims are absolutely idiotic. I guess as a "pundit" Katz feels the need to draw some kind of socially significant conjecture, no matter how fatuous it might be.

  359. If your a boondocks fan.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out okayplayer.com, the creator of the strip posts on the boards there.

  360. Hypocritical? How? by heretical_thoughts · · Score: 1

    That makes Lucas, who showed no such restraint, all the more hypocritical and pretentious...

    Am I missing something? If Lucas had argued for restraint, then done this kind of marketing, then yes, hypocritical would be the right word. Not sure how he's pretentious, either.

    To quote Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

    Or is that "inconceivable?"

  361. The next generation? by Vuarnet · · Score: 1

    The next generation unseated its elders [...]

    Not on Star Trek they didn't. Captain Kirk is still the man!

    --
    Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I
    Learning to fly, Pink Floyd.
  362. Lucas' latest story too complicated by Saturn49 · · Score: 1

    I saw AotC two days ago. I came out utterly confused. Now, previously Star Wars was so incredibly simple that a 6 year old could fully understand the plot. AotC has taken a completely different way. There were far too many story lines to follow, and WAY too much was left unexplained. The biggest problem, however was the lack of clear-cut good vs. evil. We all know Anakin is evil. Or turns evil. But he's not evil yet. And the head of the senate - he's pretty evil, but the Jedi are still protecting him. And the Jedi are fighting a war with the Sith, but the Jedi are using an army that they happened to stumble upon, provided by someone evil? I think Lucas probably intended it this way, as at some point in the Star Wars universe, everything needs to get turned upside down so Anakin can turn to the Dark Site. But the entire time during AotC, everything seemed grey. While it might fit into the overall plot, it doesn't stand alone as an entertaining movie. AotC spent too much time showing off effects and fight scenes, and too little time developing what was actually going on in the universe. Lucas seems to be OK breezing over plots by letting the committees fill in the audience (Jedi or Naboo's) and getting to the next fight scene as quick as possible. For these reasons, Spider-Man, hands down, is a MUCH better movie than AotC. Spider-Man spent time on plot and character development, scattered with just enough fight scenes to make it all interesting. Anakin goes through the movie frustrated, but other than him going ape-nuts on those that killed his mother, we see very little character development. In leiu of character development, we are "treated" to an extra-long fight scene at the end that starts with an attempted execution, and ending in a full scale war. I came out of AotC exhausted of watching fight scenes and tired of trying to follow Lucas' convoluted plot lines. I came out of Spider-Man with the a good warm feeling, knowing that in Comics, the guy never gets the girl, but looking forward to what Spider-Man II will offer.

  363. Different types of movies, not competition by aaron_pet · · Score: 1

    Why all this S movie is better than that S movie talk. It doesn't matter. We spent money on both of them.

    Besides making money:

    Starwars to me is about: makebelieve galactic history, special effects/ hardware pushing.
    Its really neat that this movie shows a manufactured chrisis to to create addiction to weapon suppliers... This type thing is quite real.

    Spiderman seems to about: personal history .. I'm guessing that there will be more movies... this was episode 1. It uses the hardware instead of creating it. This movie show us about chaos effect... being bad/ not caring may not have direct consequences... but it will get back to you.

    Both stories needed to be told. Both stories could have charged me a bit less money.. (been released on fewer screens to lower costs)

    I don't want to be addicted to the movie industry

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  364. Sloppy Jon by Rimbo · · Score: 2

    Jon, if you expect to have any credibility at all, you need to stop being so sloppy. Whenever you write an editorial like this, you lend merit to your detractors' complaints.

    1. Spider-Man was NOT a hyped blockbuster? I'm not even sure you could make the argument that it had less hype than Episode 2. Spider-Man certainly seems to have had many more product tie-ins and marketing tie-ins than Episode 2 did -- and almost as many as Episode 1.
    2. Star Wars, making $200M in 12 days -- doing so even faster than Episode 1 did -- is somehow failing?
    3. Joseph Campbell did not help Lucas pen Star Wars. That is an urban legend. Joseph Campbell would later use Star Wars to help sell his ideas, and Lucas would then use Campbell to help sell Star Wars. But Campbell and Lucas didn't know about each other until after Star Wars came out.

    The third doesn't really affect your point, but the first two do.

    What's worse, Jon, is that when you write a sociological article as badly as you've written this one, you not only undermine your own credibility, but you undermine the credibility of real Sociological research, and the benefits it can have for you, me, and the world, by adding to the already-common perception that Sociology is nothing more than pseudoscience with no basis in hard fact and logical extrapolation. This hurts not just you, but all of us.

    If you continue writing articles in this way, you will not find much of a career in journalism, and people will largely ignore you, even when you do have something interesting and important to say.

  365. Don't be fooled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod down parent as troll.

  366. Re:Shiny shit still stinks (KURTZ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember something about a complete blow-out between Lucas and Kurtz, to the point that they ended their friendship. No details come to mind, but I believe it was over creative differences, the same kidde-flick crap that we berade Lucas for to this day. Kurtz wanted it more grown-up.

  367. What happened to quality movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A film used to be judged on the quality of the content, rather than the special effects. For what its worth, I've seen both movies and overall I liked Episode 2 far better.

    Spiderman does have a simpler more straight forward storyline, but you have to step back and appreciate the complexity of the saga Lucas has created. You already know how its going to end, but it gives you a chance to get to know the characters. Jar-jar may be a dweeb, but can't you compare him to people you know in life? Possibly co-workers or family members, or even acquiantances at the bar or coffee shop.

    It's tiring to go to the theater to see the same story splashed in your face, different shallow characters, and lack of true depth to the plot time and again. Every time hollywood expects people to swallow it down and turn them the quick buck. Then it will go to a rental store and make them more cash.

    Used to be you could sit, watch a flick, sit down afterwards and have a decent conversation about personalities and possibilites within the movie. As opposed to "WOW, that kick was KEWL!!!", or "And when he fell of that building..." etc...

    What happened to people wanting brain food? What happened to "The book was better, because.."?

    Are we so fat, dumb and complacent that we need the simple straght forward plot or else its "too much to think about, I just want to veg."??

    Right, and we wonder why our country is in the state its in.

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  368. Spider-Man: also for sale at a nearby supermarket by TheMonkeyDepartment · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh please, Katz! The assertion that Spider-Man is somehow less of a "commercial whore" and Star Wars is laughable. My supermarket is filled with Spider-Man cereal! I've even seen Spider-Man in cellphone commercials! THERE IS SPIDER-MAN MERCHANDISE EVERYWHERE!

    Katz, did you even do any research about this? Can you back up your assertion with data? I'd love to see, in hard numbers, how many different products Spider-Man has attached its name to. I'm sure it would rival Star Wars -- and possibly surpass it.

    As far as the apparent decrease in popularity of Star Wars, isn't it amazing that even though "Clones" is doing so well at the box office, people still see that as a failure of some kind?

    I think what happened is this: during the 15 years hiatus in which new Star Wars movies weren't being made, all the Star Wars fandorks convinced themselves that they were somehow involved in the production process of the movie.

    15 years of nonstop Star Wars fantasization later, the fandorks have immersed themselves in scores of SW novels, collectible card games and [awful] fan scripts ... and now nothing George Lucas could do would please them.

  369. I used to feel bad for you Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But now that I know you don't even read articles posted to this very site, it's no wonder you have a dearth of detractors posting replies to your less than "in-the-know" articles...

    This very article was a /. classic not that long ago, perhaps you should take this chance to read it, and discover the Jedi and the Myth connection... is just a Myth.

    http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2002/04/ 10 / ucas/index.html

  370. Busted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who ever wrote the article is seriously trippin'. If the writer of the article thinks Lucas should cater to America and idiots loaded with half a kilogram of earrings, baggy pants that droop off of your butt and a stupid baseball cap turned sloppily backwards, he's got another thing coming. Why should Lucas cater to "younger" people? And what does "young" exactly mean? I'm 25, does that make me old? Lucas made a name for himself, he built a uiniverse unto its own, that abstracted the battle of good and evil and brought to the audience SF knights, damsels in distress and dragons. No other director / producer has ever had the guts to do that, and do it masterfully before him. And why would Star Wars have to be America oriented? What does 9/11 have to do with it? Star Wars was meant for all the people in the world, not just for one, self pitying, self indulging nation. The movies have a cult following for a good reason. I, for one, have high regard for AOTC. Why? Because Lucas's piece made me think ahead, and how much it is going to suck when the love of your life and the mother of your children gets accidentally killed by your own hand. Anyone who has lost family will be able to feel with the main characters in the same way they are going to experience the great tragedy on the movie screen. You tell me, what is a self indlugent, young American brat going to feel when they watch the movie? Who have they lost? How can they connect with the characters that run before their time? Again I say, the article writer is on drugs.

  371. Re:Spoiler! Or is it? by Vuarnet · · Score: 2

    The point is, he got it backwards.
    Confusing both movies John Katz is, hmmmm? Strong in the Mind Force he is not.

    --
    Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I
    Learning to fly, Pink Floyd.
  372. maybe its because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movie tickets cost more in 2002 than they did in 1977??

  373. lucas was just telling the star wars story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it has a history
    he can't just chose to make up something new!

  374. In Lucas' defense... by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1

    ...the prequel trilogy is a tragedy, which demands a somewhat more mature audience than the popcorn adventure of Episode IV... or Spider-Man.

  375. More money? What? by Curt · · Score: 1

    http://movies.go.com/boxoffice/index.html

    Totals
    Star Wars: AOTC - $202,505,000 in 2 weeks
    Spider Man - $334,300,000 in 4 weeks

    Last Weekend
    Star Wars: AOTC - $61,200,000
    Spider Man - $36,500,000

    Spider Man has more money for now. Lets see how long that lasts? Personally, I think the Star Wars fans (myself included) are more obsessive and will continue to see AOTC for far longer than Spider Man will be on any screens at all.

    At this point, I would question anyone that says Spider Man is a clear leader. Give it time - I just think AOTC will hold longer.

    The dark side clouds everything.

  376. Spider-man, The Force is with him. by Kibo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Spider-man 0 scenes exploring the joys of self-gratification.

    AoTC 1 Jedi Hand Trick.

    When I pay to see solo masturbation scenes, I do not pay to see Hayden Christensen in them, nor do I expect to see Storm troopers in beta. That's just not what floats my boat.

    Also, the graininess resulting from the low light levels (it's not like movie makers haven't known about the problems with this for a few decades) early in the movie, the shortened sets shot badly enough that it shows, the shocking misuse of CGI, the fact that it was as a whole rather uninspired and plotted for the up comming video game as much as anything else, the brutally painful dialogue, the poor makeup on Anakin's mother where you can see the freaking outline of the appliance, the fact she stole her death scene from Jim Carry in The Mask, the fact that the only enjoyment to be had from the movie are the little bits of decent eye candy, laughing at (but never with) it, and Crouching Jedi, Hidden Yoda.

    Was Spider-man without blemishes? No. There's some dialogue in there I find painful. Like 2 or 3 scenes could have benefited from a handful of rewrites. But for the most part the movie was fun, funny, and telling a story worth watching. I don't know if I would say it was 4 stars like some reviewers, but it was a strong 3. The blemishes are small compared with the rest of the movie, and easily overlooked. With AoTC, finding the good is about as entertaining as searching for change in the sofa, and takes about as much effort.

    Maybe its me, but when I'm watching a movie, whether or not it's for the solo masturbation scene, I generally don't like to be reminded I'm watching a movie, much less a poorly made one.

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    --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
    1. Re:Spider-man, The Force is with him. by ahde · · Score: 2

      maybe your sofa is overflowing with quarters, but I don't think watching the movie would pay off any better than lifting the cushions on mine.

  377. I haven't seen him called on this yet... by starX · · Score: 1

    By now everyone seems to have pointed out everyt possible flaw in Katz's thinking from the economics to the marketing, to the appearance that Katz has only read the cliff notes on Joseph Campbell... but something he said caught my attention, and since I haven't seen an answer...

    Katz: Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?

    starX: Well... yes, actually.

  378. Titanic vs. Men in Black by Vuarnet · · Score: 1

    Well, for what it's worth, I don't see people trying to work out a way to film "Titanic 2" (Attack of the underwater clones?).

    Titanic was one of those "wow, lookithat" movies, with some sex mixed in. MIB was an action flik with aliens in it (and a bit with a dog).

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    Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I
    Learning to fly, Pink Floyd.
  379. Spiderman Not On Track to Massacre Star Wars by GarthSweet · · Score: 1


    "...And it shows no signs of slowing down. Spider-man is now on track to massacre Star Wars, perhaps out-earning it in the early days of the summer by as much as $100 million, if projected patterns continue."

    Where the hell do you get that prediction. Not from the linked article which states:

    "...Blake predicted "Spider-Man" would end up north of $400 million, possibly getting as far as $450 million, which would make it the third-highest grossing picture of all time behind "Titanic" ($601 million) and "Star Wars" ($461 million). Columbia Pictures is a unit of Sony Corp (news - web sites)..."

  380. More copies of spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gave the movie a massive headstart in the initial weeks. Anything more than that is reading a bit into things at this point.

  381. AotC has to compete with 20 years of expectations. by adrianhensler · · Score: 1

    Comparing Spider-Man to AotC is not at all valid. For those of us who were enthralled by the Star Wars saga all those years ago; waiting for the long-promised sequel movies gave us for too much time to think of how good the rest of the movies could be.

    As many of us found out; the Phantom Menace was not the movie that we wanted. How could it be; two hours of actual film trying to compete with 20 years of avid science fiction reading (I avoided the Star Wars fiction - not for any reason other than I was reading the classics); an entire teenage life thinking about what could happen in the Star Wars films. In my youth; just the thought that there would ever be any other films in the saga was almost mythical.

    This is not to say that Phantom Menace did not have some (huge; obvious; horrible!) problems. Spider-Man just did not have this double-decade of cinematic baggage; it is a silly comparison.

    And for me; AotC brought back something I really missed in the Phantom Menace - I was excited and intrigued by the story and the visuals. The last hour or so of AotC was fantastic to watch; heatpounding cinema. Nice, fun, light-hearted movie making. It left me with a sense of promise for the next one.

    As another poster mentioned; let me see Spider-Man 5 in 20 years doing as well and maybe then we can make some comparisons.

    Not valid if Spider-Man 5 comes out in 6 years.

  382. I, too, noticed the "Titanic" quality... by freeBill · · Score: 2

    ...in "Spiderman" (action for the guys, romance for the girls). But I don't think "Attack of the Clones" was really lacking in chick-ocitude.

    In fact, the second time I saw "Send in the Clones" (the title I was jokingly referring to it by before the release actually turns out to be a much better title) I was struck by the number of teen girls in the audience. They seemed to like it a lot. Which I find encouraging when you consider the role Senator Amidala plays in the third act. Definitely not the shrinking violet waiting for a handsome prince to rescue her from the slavers.

    Maybe we'll get to see CJ Cherryh's "Angel with a Sword" made into a movie yet.

    <DISCLAIMERS type="movie preferences" for="those looking to discount my opinions">I liked Episode II. I even liked Episode I. I've seen Episode II twice. I liked "Spiderman." But I've only seen it once. I think the final act of "Clones" was the best action sequence yet in any Star Wars movie (you can throw in "Spiderman" into the mix and still not beat it).</DISCLAIMERS>

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    Eternal vigilance only works if you look in every direction.
  383. Katz no bakemono! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the did you become a sociologist?

    I know little shits who have been begging for a Spider-Man movie since before Lucas announced he would do Episode 1. People have been begging for this movie movie to come out for years.

    Episode 1 sucked. People still haven't forgiven Lucas and a lame ass title like Attack of the Clones didn't help.

    The Economy still sucks and AotC cam out after Spider-Man.

    Then there are other factors involve, such and marketing, and the fact that the graphic novel came out for AotC before the movie was released.

    I would suggest that you try and get a job with a real news paper like the Washington Post or Wall Street Journal, put this article in your portfolio, and let then laugh in your face for being an idiot. Perhaps the World Weekly News is more your speed, with delusional drivel like this little fantasy of yours.

  384. So you think all movies should be the same, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you may be getting carried away here. Your accusations of greediness on Lucas's part fall a little flat when you go on to criticise his film simply because it didn't make enough money. I don't get it -- are you for or against money-grubbing?

    I am glad that Star Wars has evolved into a bigger space-opera-type story. It keeps each new movie from becoming a re-hash of the last one. It gives Lucas a reason to keep telling the story, and us a reason to keep going. Look what happened to the James Bond series -- it got dull because each new movie is the same as the last one (only with a new actor and sometimes bigger stunts).

    Don't get me wrong -- I loved Spiderman and agree that it was way better than SW:AOTC. But I don't think it's because Lucas tried to tell the wrong kind of story. Not every movie can be a simple boy-girl-bully campfire story. And sometimes movies should take themselves seriously.

    The devil is in the details, and that's where Lucas lost focus. Stilted and (at times) downright embarrassing dialogue; documentary-style directing; childish plot devices. I mean, Yoda discusses Secret Business Of The Republic (the hidden planet) in front of a bunch of kids! And if the clone-makers are involved in such a secret enterprise, don't you think they would check who Obi-Wan is before telling him all about their secret army?

  385. We should ask... by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1

    ...how Blackwolf the Dragon Master feels about this...

  386. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Katz, you fucknut! Without warning, your article is a spoiler for Spider Man. You were so giddy with anticipation of being agreed with by millions of mindless slashdotters, that you forgot the spoiler clause!

    Isn't there a way to vote this melodramatic asshole off of this biased piece of shit?

  387. He misses the point by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    Opinions and assholes everybody has one after all....

    On with the real meat.
    The author misses the point I think. The Epic grew to meet its audience. Which is a good thing. Lucas did exactly what the "old" star wars watchers wanted. We want the answers to the many questions we have always had about how did this happened where did this come from? The backsotry is key in making the entire Star Wars story arc come together. Which exactly how he screwed up so royally in the eyes of the "old" crew in Ep1 it wasn't the Star Wars of old it didn't fit, it didn't really answer any questions. Ep2 is much better, and is a much better fit it answers those questions. Spiderman on the other hand doesn't have that back weight to deal with, it phrases its own new questions and answers(and lets face it everyone in the world knows the basic themes and stories of spiderman, there really are no new suprises there)

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    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  388. Hey, John! by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Well, I lost you somewhere in the middle...
    No, wait, actually I got bored - on one side that is. On the other however, I must admit that the sheer volume of your essay overwelmed me in it's might and glory and that I am very impressed of what you can make of a difference in box office throughput of two blockbuster movies currently out.
    As I just said I couldn't last all the way through (shame on me - I never was good on critical idealism and other philosophical stuff) but I'm shure you've gotten a serious curve from Enkidu/Gilgamesh over Plato, Moses, past Nietzsche, straight up to Timothy Leary.

    I really don't understand how people allways bash you whenever you post a story (also because the bottom line being that it's actually a hideos waste of time), yet I somehow really do feel the urge to punch a pillow hard and make gnarling noises and then eventually tear it apart with a loud neandertal scream so that the stuffing goes flying all over the place whenever - yes I guess that is so - whenever I read stuff you wrote. I don't know if that is do to the fact that I'm sitting in front of a bloodless screen when I expierience (guess that's the right word) one of your articles or I get itches I can't really make out from reading it or... I just don't know...I can't..stand...*GASP*

    *jumps to feet* *moves over to bed* *grabs pillow* *YAAARGH!* *OOOMPH!* *PUNCH!* *POUNDER!*
    etc...

    BTW: For a number five in a serial of feature movies - and one that is considered especially dense with stuff that only people who are familiar with the series can grasp - I think E2 did fairly well. *cough*

    BTW2: Maybe you just like to hear yourself talk/ read yourself writing a little more than others. That wouldn't be half bad if you'd work on your style a little more if it only where that it wouldn't show all that obvious anymore. I'm actually quite honest with this here.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  389. I'm Jon Katz... by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2
    ...and I'm going to whine, and whine, and whine until someone reads my stuff and takes me seriously.

    Jon, I really suggest attempting to get read in a more mature venue - perhaps then you're writing skills will actually come to the fore. Or you'll collapse on the floor after experiencing real criticism...

  390. what's the deal with spiderman has #### more theat by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. If Double Dragon would have been stuck in 10,000 theaters it wouldn't have changed its total gross by much (which i believe was a horrid ~3 mil).

    Just because you put a movie in many theaters doesn't automatically make it a #1 hit.

    If I was interested, I could have easily seen that new star wars movie in the afternoon on Sunday whereas i had to see Spiderman at 11:30pm on Sunday night.

    Does anyone know what the average gross per theater for Spiderman was compared with AoTC? What was the drop off rate of Spiderman after the first weekend compared with AoTC (which was 41%), 2nd weekend?

    --

    "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
  391. Part of the problem. by crucini · · Score: 2

    I agree with the article, but I don't think the lack of Han was the whole problem. Similar analyses could be made of Obi-wan and Darth Vader. (I refer, of course, to the originals). To put it more generally, the characters in AOTC all sucked. The article implies that the original movie was a healthy mix of ingredients, while AOTC is imbalanced with too much "Jedi" and not enough "Scoundrel". However I don't accept that the "Jedi" of AOTC is equivalent to the "Jedi" of Star Wars. Nor is Dooku an adequate substitute for Darth Vader.

    Of course, fans of AOTC will answer any such objections with the "structural defense" - the claim that the movie somehow had to be that way to fit into the bigger picture.

    1. Re:Part of the problem. by revtom · · Score: 1

      I'm not a true Star Wars geek, but I play one on TV. Since I saw AOTC last week, I wondered why I didn't enjoy it as much as the old ones. Yesterday, I again watched ROTJ (original cut) in order to figure out why.

      I do agree that part of it was the lack of a Han Solo character. But also, for me, it is that the Jedi were turned into a bunch of sabre wielding fighters and not much more. In the first three movies (IV - VI), the Jedi were more mystical. They had an aura of being powerful and wise. ATOC and definitely dispels this magical aura. The only Jedi that seems to retain this aura is Yoda, even though watching him lead an army made me cringe in my seat. He's supposed to be this wise non-violent sage. The rest of the Jedi were seemingly, shoot first-ask questions later. Very un-Jedilike, in my opinion. When Luke faces Vader and the Emperor at the end of ROTJ, he willfully gives up his lightsabre. He does not use the "shoot first" mentality of the AOTC Jedi. He consistantly uses the good-side-of-the-force approach of non-violence.

      The other thing was the slathering of puny jokes and site gags that ran throughout IV-VI. I'll never forget the five second setting shot of Jabba's lair in ROTJ. The one where a frog-like creature catches a bug, eats it, and proceeds to burp. I don't remember seeing anything like that in I or II.

      Another thing that is lacking is the suspense factor. Simple things like scene in ROTJ where Darth Vader walks off his transport and confronts the guy in charge of the Death Star construction. The movie takes the time to allow you feel the emotions of fear and dread that the guy was feeling. The length of time it takes for that whole scene to develop was much longer than any tension buildup in AOTC scenes. AOTC was whittled down to an action flick. Watch the climax lightsabre fight between Luke and Vader from TESB and the climax lightsabre fight between Yoda and Dooku in AOTC. You'll see what I mean.

      Part of the mystique of Lord Vader was that the original series allows you to let your mind wander and build up a myth about just how evil he could be. I don't get that feeling about any of the evil characters in I or II. Why? I don't think the movies allow for this kind of wonderment. It moves too quickly. I believe this is one of the reasons Darth Vader is still the ultimate Star Wars villan, and one of the great movie villans of all time.

      I once heard the original Star Wars trilogy (IV-VI) described as a space opera. I could not imagine this new (eventual) trilogy decribed as such.

      --
      -- We live in a kakistocracy.
    2. Re:Part of the problem. by bsane · · Score: 1

      I generally agree with your post, but a few comments:

      Yoda fighting with a lightsaber was disturbing. He is however referred to by Luke as 'a great warrior'. You might say that Yoda implicitly denied this with his response, but I like the idea of Yoda being a warrior in some capacity.

      frog-like creature catches a bug, eats it, and proceeds to burp

      There were a few scenes in PM that were reminiscent of that (don't remember any in AOTC). The two that come to mind are a pair of disembodied droid legs walking around in the hanger on Naboo, and the sandpeople shooting during the pod race. My all time favorite awkward
      moment is in EP4 when Luke and Han look like stormtroopers, and they obviously have never been in an imperial elevator before...

  392. Did JonKatz ever see Star Wars by ahde · · Score: 2

    or Empire Strikes Back?
    or even Return of the Jedi?

  393. It's time for Slashdot to ditch Katz by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    It may be time to boycott Slashdot until they agree to fire Katz.

    It's not that I'm particularly fired up over this particular article, but I'm just sick and tired of his drivel. I know, the standard response is "filter out his stories," but do we really want someone like Katz to be a representative of "news for nerds, stuff that matters"? His articles routinely insult the intelligence of Slashdot readers. Do we really want someone who is so blatantly illogical and irrational to be posting on a website which pruports to support the cause of intellectual pursuits and interests?

    At the very least, everyone who posted a negative comment on Katz's article should filter him out. I'm going to do it right after I post this. Maybe then the editors, and more importantly the PHB's who employ them, will get an idea of how unpopular Katz really is.

  394. Lucas, Fellini, Kurosawa and the films of 70s by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or, it might be simply the idea that the original idea wasn't simply a film 'targetted at kids'.

    I've written about this before here, but the original Star Wars came out at a pretty unique time in the history of American cinema. The films of the 1970's were quite different than the films of the 90's or of the 00's of this new century.

    Obviously, it's easy to point to something like Vietnam and say that, well, Star Wars -- the original -- was a pretty canny, subtle response to a culture still mired in the complex politics of the 60's and 70's.

    But Star Wars -- the original -- was also whimsical. It was Lucas' response, I think, to growing up in the 50's and being submerged in the California car culture. Sort of a weird, whimsical amalgam of the Cold War mentality of the 50's and 60's mixed in with the savagery of Vietnam but touched here and there with odd bits of folly and idealism. (Sort of like a simplistic reading of the war in Vietnam -- folly, idealism, savagery.)

    Star Wars, I think, was aimed at "kids" the same way that Lucas's previous film 'American Graffiti' was -- it was about kids, really, but it wasn't specifically aimed at them.

    My "reading" of Star Wars has always been that it's about kids in a complex world. Han and Luke are a couple of hot-rodders, essentially. And they're both going after the girl (one more than the other, of course, but no one can deny the allure of Luke's almost asexual naivete.)

    I suspect the film is a mirror of Lucas's own inner-self. When he made Star Wars he was still a big kid that didn't want to give up (or give in) to the emerging complexities of culture. In many ways, Star Wars is an amazingly naive and gentle film -- nothing like 'Return of the Jedi', for example, which is the first film of the series that has (finally) become 'aware of Star Wars.' RotJ is a film aware of itself. Not so with Star Wars (a joy ride) and most definitely not so with ESB (still naive, still riding fast, but showing signs of dark awareness. You could certainly make the argument that ESB is the end of the joyride. From RotJ on it's the legal speed limit all the way)

    But you wonder if Lucas had much of a choice. I think the more interesting route for Ep 3 to go would be dark, violent, and absurd. Think of Kurosawa's 'Ran', for example. A film made late in K's life -- but a masterpiece. Filled with savagery and darkness (even though it's one of the most colorful films you'll ever see projected on a screen.) It's quite disturbing, Ran, and is really -- when you think of it -- an astonishing achievement so late in K's life.

    It always amazes me to realize that Lucas, Spielburg, Coppola, Fellini, Kurosawa, and Scorsese were all very close -- close in vision, close in their desire for "epic sweep", and close personally. Lucas and Spielburg helped Kurosawa finance several of K's later films, and there's some great shots of Fellini walking and talking with Spielburg in Rome. What's distressing, however, is that as Kurosawa and Fellini aged, their visions became more rareified (if that's the right word.)

    One look at Fellini's 'And the Ship Sails On...' and your heart breaks. It's a wonderful film -- much like K's 'Ran' -- and you see these bright-hot glimmers of genius and power shining through. But Lucas seems to be retreating -- afraid to tackle the difficult problems. The excuse is that, well, he really can't: Star Wars is a marketing machine and the marketing is aimed at kids. Taco Bell needs their DooKoo Pootie cups, McDonalds needs their Annie Happy Meals.

    But just as Bruno Bettleheim talks about the need for dark fairy tales in the growth of child's mind, Lucas shouldn't be afraid to tackle the real dark stuff.

  395. Thanks for the hype... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    Okay, after all the hype and the PRO-Spidey rhetoric, me and my sweetie saw it.

    Okay, we saw two different movies. I went in expecting a GOOD movie and got a Sam Raimi movie. Damn my forgetfulness! My sweetie went in to see a movie you would watch on cable (i.e. not worth the money to rent) and she said she got more than that.

    Not dissing Raimi, who seems to put Ted and Bruce in every flick (nice to see you Bruce, but even I manage to get some exercise now and then). I'm dissing the folks that argued that Spider-man (with hyphen) was a great movie. It is not.

    Aside from killing off a major villain (bad move), the wet t-shirt contest, the come-on in the cemetery (eeewwwww!) and the rubber Spider-man (looked more like a superball - very weak CG folks), it read more like a course in what not to do. But, then, Microsoft has the majority of the OS market - just because it is popular doesn't mean it is good.

    My sweetie had the same problems with the movie. But figured it was going to suck anyway so was surprised that it didn't suck much. Not much of an endorsement.

    "Didn't suck as much as it could..." Philidelphia Post

    "Who am I?" A superhero who's spidey-sense apparently fails half-way through the movie. I mean, lets face it, this is a movie where if you see the first half and leave, you get your money's worth. When they do all the CG butt-kicking, it actually gets pretty dull (oh, let me guess, at the last minute he'll jump out of the way [sigh]). I do wish GG had yelled "oh, shit, not in the nuts!" That would have been entertainment.

    Now, excuse me if I ignore you all and see ATOTC on my own terms.

    --
    IANAL, but I've seen actors play them on TV
  396. Worst... Article... Ever by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

    I think this is the worst article Katz has ever written. He graps on to a small fact and blows it out of proportion. His article makes no sense and he jumps around with not train of thought. ARGH!

  397. I liked them both. by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

    I went to see Spider-Man and AOTC. I liked them both. What's this guy getting at here? Why didn't he just post "I liked Spider-Man but not Attack of the Clones" and call it a day?

  398. Jango by crucini · · Score: 2

    Exactly. I was hoping Jango would play an ambiguous role - maybe the Jedi
    would hire him and his kid to do something they couldn't. He was almost the only cool character in the movie, and his relationship to his cloned "son" added depth. I guess he was created almost by accident, in an attempt to "explain" where Boba came from - "genealogy" as Katz puts it.

  399. How many movies do well in a series? by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    How many movies really do well in a series anyway? Look at terrible movies like Jason and other scary movies. Yea, they suck bigtime. Scream?

    Face it, most movies can't make the second one decent. Jurassic Park 2 sucked in compairsion to the first in the box office. For Star Wars to be on number 5, that's an acomplishment.

    LoTR will have a hard time, even though I love it, because it does have so much in it to pack in. Star Wars doesn't have to fit in tomes of masterfully crafted work, sure there are alot of books, but the movies deteremine the books, not the other way around for Star Wars.

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  400. Madness by MassD · · Score: 1
    I've seen both Spiderman and AotC. I thought Spiderman was a really cool flick. Decent story, good acting, neat sfx. I will be waiting for the next one to come out. I thought the plot was more sugary sweet than AotC. Cheesy love story with cheesy lines. Cliche lead in for the next vilian. I was done well, but it was as much fluff as AtoC.

    EpII: I actually prefered it over Spiderman. I mean, it seems to be the "cool" thing right now to blast the new Star Wars movies. People complain that it lacks the feeling of the first three... yadda yadda... Jesus himself could have come down from the heavens, wrote the script and directed the movie and people would have said it sucked and doesn't compare. No matter how good, or bad, these prequels are, they are being compared to a legend. They are being put up against three movies that had a 20 or so year headstart in building up an aura.

    Stop spending do much time listing reasons why you don't like the movie and just sit back and enjoy it... I know I did.

  401. ATOC Cheap Allegory by DorAgaznog · · Score: 1

    Personally, I didn't find Spider-Man to be "blatantly" patriotic, as many people claim. The flag fly-bys were harmless. The story itself was simple and universal. Down to earth humanity mixed with childhood fantasy in just the right doses.

    ATOC, on the other hand, irritated the heck out of me. For one, the acting was horrible. The romantic dialogue was laaaammmme. (The only redeeming factor: Awesome action and animation.)But what really ruined it for me: It struck as me as a cheap allegory of a thinly veiled, blatantly American world view, (or at least everything that is bad about the American world view). The not-so-subtle recasting of ethnic and cultural stereotypes into various alien races; the language used in the dense political dialogue. I supposed that was the easiest way to ensure the appeal of the target market: Average (insular) middle-class Americans.

    So, ironically, I think ATOC was more patriotic than Spider-Man.

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  402. Darker how? by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    Do you know any details as to how it was darker?

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  403. Spider-hype and Katz by embarcadero · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look Jon -- It's a convenient device to raise the battle between Spider-man and AotC to the level of culture-shifting battles between one kids generation and the next.

    But to say that Lucas has a lock on marketroid obsession and that the Stan Lee clan hasn't tried to "shroud Spider-man in market hype", and that that's why Spider-man is winning the hearts of all the little Generation X++ers, isn't just wishful thinking... it's plain wrong.

    For breakfast this morning, I had Kellog's Spider-man cereal. (Honestly. I really did.) It tasted just like Cap'n Crunch Berries, but it sure looked like little spider webs. I could have tried the Spider-man Pop-tarts or Rice-Krispies, but I was in the mood for something a little sweeter.

    After breakfast I signed up for the new Spider-man Cingular account that I saw lots of cool commecials for, and entered to win a custom Spider-man Dodge Viper.

    Then I popped over to Wal-mart to pick up the new Spider-man game, and found out I could get a free trip to Universal Studios, complements of Sam Walton! For lunch I "swung into Carl's Jr" or did I "drop into Hardee's" for a quick Spider-man burger, and washed it down with a Spider-man Dr. Pepper, which I became a big fan of ever since I heard they were racing a Spider-man Dr. Pepper car in the NASCAR Busch Series.

    The amazing thing is, even the marketing press is completely aware of what Sony Pictures is doing with Spider-man. Why aren't you?

  404. myth by sniggly · · Score: 1

    Theres no hero in attack of the clones, there's not really someone to identify with. It's a story thats being told in a movie because millions want it to be told. More More More star wars! Has nothing to do with spider man. Weird article...

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  405. Glad Katz is past Post Columbine America by Modular · · Score: 0, Troll

    For too long we had to have everything from Jon be about Columbine. Now everything is about 9/11. Jon get a real life.

  406. Hmmz by Sanguis+Mortuum · · Score: 1

    When episode 1 came out everyone complained it was too much for kids, now this article is complaining that ep 2 isnt aimed at kids enough? And also that George Lucas is too concerned with making money, so he made a film that would make less money than Spiderman? Hummm. Personally, I dont particularly mind the lack of 12 y/os, I like Star Wars as the epic story it is, not just another forumlaic copy of every film thats ever been released. Also, why the hell does every single thing have to be related to 9/11 in some way? I live in the UK, and although I am sympathetic of what happened on 9/11, I dont want every single film that is released to be turned into 1 1/2 hours of American patriotism thankyouverymuch.

    1. Re:Hmmz by Mopana · · Score: 1
      and although I am sympathetic of what happened on 9/11, I dont want every single film that is released to be turned into 1 1/2 hours of American patriotism thankyouverymuch.

      Amen to that. I live in a fairly conservative, rural section of Pennsylvania, and I get this oh-so-touching worthlessly blind patriotism all the time. Everywhere I go. I can't imagine what it must be like for you and others. Enough is enough.

  407. Star Wars is not original anymore by Alessandro · · Score: 1

    Twenty Five years ago, when Star Wars first came out, there was nothing else like it. It was different and exciting. It could afford to have weak dialogue because it was so mind blowing.

    Now, with movies like The Matrix, LOTR, Spider-Man and others like them, Star Wars is no longer that different. We are used to seeing alien worlds and spaceships. The audience is much more sophisticated and a weak story without heart cannot be supported by special effects alone. There is not one character as compelling as Han Solo in the first two movies. And Anakin is surely not a character I can relate to. Why would senator Amidala fall in love with a man who just masacred a bunch of inocent beings?

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  408. Hints about crap: we knew about ATOC by grouchyDude · · Score: 1

    Which is a better movie? God, they're both hopeless moronic drivel. The big difference it that the prior films and massive hype allowed a clearer realization of how wooden predictable and predictable ATOC would be. Spiderman is "merely" cartoonish.

  409. An offer you can refuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truth - I didn't read this. I don't have to. I know what style of writing this is. I don't like it. I've been reading /. since before Katz showed up and it's a serious minus for /. He's worse than the freaking ads.

    Here's the deal. I hereby offer John Katz $1 US in exchange for leaving /. forever. Or at least I would if I knew it wasn't illegal. So many things are illegal I can't keep up now. If it was legal and we could get a few more hundred people to chip in we might be rid of this crap forever.

    Feel free to mod me as a flamebait or whatever. It's your board.

  410. Why is I cringe when I see Katz's name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a serious bore, with a pedantic writing style that panders to a cultural mythos. At least, that is how he would write about himself if he was honest.

    I still don't get this marketing hype. As of yesterday, AOC had earned 21million more than spidey based on pure sales, and was on track to cream spidey as spidey's ticket sales plumet and AOC is projected to hold out in theaters until the end of summer. This from CNN.

    Where are these numbers coming from that the /. community believes to be true... nothing I have read has it this way (a few sites say that spidey has sold about 5 million more dollars as of this past sunday, but this was before write offs and free tickets had been factored in).

    Remember, spidey had about three months more marketing to go on, 100 more screens at release, and a leg up in the press in comparison to AOC (good job to the spidey promo team).

  411. Please go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, SHUT the fuck UP.

    How many fucking times are we going to see this bullshit George Lucas Star Wars Sucks Joseph Campbell mythological hoobladoo horseshit from you, Katz? Just leave it the fuck alone.

  412. They are both tripe by sjonke · · Score: 1

    That is why both are wildly successful

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  413. Both are nada. by Tyrone+Slothrop · · Score: 1

    Both the Star Wars sequels (the original was a very small film, btw) and Spider-Man are the heavily massaged and market-tested products of an artistically corrupt process. To perceive some sort of generational shift because the audience prefers one or the other is pointless. It's like deciding who is more important, Cher or Brittney Spears (or however her name is spelled). The great films of our time, like the great pop music cds, are not being made in this coutnry, but in China, Finland, Brazil, Iran, Japan and elsewhere. To watch a new movie by, say, Zhang Yimou or Aki Kaarismaaki, is to realize how good movies can be and how cruddy hollywood's products have become.

  414. 740+ comments by bubbaD · · Score: 0

    Article was way too long. I'll answer the generation gap theory in four words, "Cold War, Soviet Union"
    The "rebel alliance" fighting against the "Empire" was more relevant in the Cold War days.

  415. Continued: Star Wars is not original anymore by Alessandro · · Score: 1

    The prequels just don't have the same feel as the old movies. George Lucas has lost it. And all the new technology is hurting the actors performance. Acting in front of a blue screen most of the time is much harder than having a set with actual people to react to. I am not impressed by a bunch of Yoda shaped pixels moving really fast. These days, you see that kind of effect every 2 minutes in a movie.

    Star Wars is no more than the sum of a bunch of snazzy special effects and that is no replacement for a good story. Star Wars is good fun for an afternoon, but it no longer the kind of legend that it once was. It has lost its soul.

    I think Peter Jackson is the new George Lucas. Managing to get LOTR to the screen in such a compelling fashion was almost miraculous. He used speciall effects well without taking anything away from the story. Perhaps, George should ask Peter for help in episode 3.

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    1. Re:Continued: Star Wars is not original anymore by taradfong · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that LoTR excited me as much or more as any movie I've ever seen, much less any movie recently. He's building on Tolkien's exquisite foundation and not whoring out to hollywood. I did feel that some of the fight scenes in LoTR used too much slow mo editing, though.

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  416. I Liked It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think that Lucas has lost his touch at all. I saw the "original" Star Wars again before I saw Episode II. To tell you the truth, the original had bad acting, lousy lines, poor comic timing, more plot holes than swiss cheese, and a meandering story. Empire left me wanting. Jedi had those damned Ewoks and that useless desert fight scene. If found that AotC had ample flaws, too.

    I went into this film expecting fun fluff. I got flun fluff. I was happy. I went to see it a second time. Soon I'll see it a third time in a digital theatre. Is it high art? No way. Don't believe the high art lie. It's an amazing well animated, well designed SFX eye-candy film.

  417. Jon Katz sure writes a lot when he is on crack. by CitznFish · · Score: 1

    put the pipe down Jon and back away. You think to much of your own opinions..

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  418. Money != Myth !!!!! by Sandman1971 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh god, Katz is shooting is mouth off again...

    Listen, the amount of money a film makes does *not* turn it into a myth or cultural icon. SO what if Spiderman is going to end up making more than Episode 2? Lucas himself has stated is that his only goal is that Episode2 will fair a bit better than Episode1. So far, he has reached this goal (in the amount of days since the release, Episode2 has surpassed Episode1 in sales).

    If the biggest money maker makes a myth, then please explain Titanic. The biggest money maker of all time (not counting inflation). I would hardly call that movie a myth or a cultural icon.

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  419. Spider-Man over Star Wars by EasternVillage · · Score: 1

    I have seen SpiderMan twice and AOTC once. That is once more than I would have liked to see AOTC. Everything about it was horrible, from the acting to the story. Spider-Man on the other hand had good characters and a good story. Both were easily to get involved in and made you with you could climb up walls. AOTC on the other hand just made me want to walk out of the theatre.

  420. Ooh, poor Lucas only $117 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, yes. What a real failure that movie is.

    We're all starting to get a bit sick of your trite and pretentious Lucas bashing.

    1. Re:Ooh, poor Lucas only $117 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, a failure. It's unfortunate that slashdot's "open-minded" crowd is easily influenced by marketing. (Spidey spent more on marketing)

      AotC is the superior movie. I already watched it three times.

  421. oh boy flaming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, kick me in the nutz and call me purty, damned if you aren't the most wannabe '21 year old' I've ever come across hahaha. Hell, you're reading slashdot, how many smart older guys here saw those movies? They don't go in expeccting la vita e bella, il postino (or whatever it is, been too long since I've browsed the italian section). They go in expecting a very non-mentally challenging action fest so they can sit back and relax the old noggin. Indeed, Asimov was parrtial to that himself...in an anthology of some of his short stories I used to have, he stated that the best way to solve a problem is to go watch a simple action movie and let your subconcious grind away (I believe it was the short story about the eureka phenomenon.

    Meanwhile, here you are making an attempt and grandiloquently edifying the masses to boycott all fun movies and just watch high-quality flicks that you have to think about...!! what would be the point of even GOING to movies then? just stay home and read a damn book, no movie will EVER be better than the movie you make of a book in your mind. So do us all a favor, take your....21-year-old-holier-than-thou crapittude and toss your computer out the window so we never have to hear from you again, then go sit down and read books until you die of starvation.

    gg thx bye!

  422. What retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What retard wrote this story and even worse, what retard approved it.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid= 49 3&ncid=790&e=2&u=/ap/20020528/ap_en_mo/box_office_ 4

    "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" remained the No. 1 movie with $61.2 million over the four-day weekend, putting its domestic total at $202.5 million in 12 days, according to studio estimates Monday."

    "Spider-Man" remained in second place with $36.5 million, pushing its total to $334.3 million in 25 days.

    What part of 25 days seems the same amount of time as 12 days. Waht part of "Spiderman remained in second place" infers that spiderman is doing better than AOTC. AOTC opened in only top quality theaters, Spiderman opened and plays in every craphole in America.

    There is no revolution, no conspiracy. Both Spidy and Star Wars are part of American culture and people who saw Spidy are probably going to see AOTC. Each has it's good points and each has it's bad points and over the long term wil attract their own loyal long term fans.

    I hate to rant like this, but htis is probably the most idiotic newsstory I have ever seen on Slashdot. If I wanted news like this, i would go read the National Enquirer.

  423. One reason for Star Wars lower take... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas refused to allow the movie to be shown in any theaters that were not equipped to provide for a full SDDS experience. As a result, Attack of the clones opened in about a third less theaters nationwide than Spiderman.

  424. Your Tirade - are you mad ? by bushboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What was I supposed to glean from your Tirade ?

    All I got was 'spiderman is better than clones ?'

    Hello - wakey wakey - they are both crap dolled out to rake in the bucks and have very little bearing on the real world.

    Are you sane ? - you just had a major rant over two insignificant pieces of film.

    Get a grip, please.

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  425. Maybe not but... by digitaltroglodyte · · Score: 1

    It bet it would not take too long to find something...

    Oh look... here's a little here's something about some software company called Microsoft something or other...

    Seriously I suppose you are correct, no point in beating a dead horse? Is there now ?

    Digit over and out!

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  426. Funny Funny MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the above.

  427. Partially Agree by taradfong · · Score: 1

    Spiderman has done so 'amazingly' well IMHO because it builds upon a known superb foundation - the original comic had one of the most compelling and successful story lines of all time. Plus I believe director Raimi wants to genuinely entertain people with the right mixture of action and comedy.

    AoTC's story to me has some neat elements but the details get left out. (Spoilers) For instance, how can anyone explain a planet that somehow gets wiped out from all records and that no one has heard of. Like, I guess no one needs to exchange goods anymore in the Star Wars universe. Or, while the opening city chase sequence was pretty cool, I just couldn't make myself believe that they could continually locate the ship among thousands of ships using the force or not.

    I also feel that AoTC crams I daresay too much action together (to the point where it's hard to take in a sequence) but then expands out the story to the point of boredom. I've noticed this too with James Bond flicks lately: they all kind of blend together with no distinctiveness. The action scenes should SOMEHOW tie in with the story in a meaningful way (the worst violation of this, is of course the pod race - gee lets see, a junk dealer won't take any of your money, so somehow we need to have this kid win the pod race to repair our ship and escape. Sigh.)

    Last but not least, I believe Lucas' success reflects the pressure he wors under. ANH needed to prove a bunch of people wrong, and it did. At this point, with his money and influence he could show 2 hours of edited & dubbed Battlestar Galatica, call it Star Wars and make a hundred million dollars.

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  428. What a waste of space!!! by xeromist · · Score: 1



    Beat Dead Horse
    Kick Dead Horse
    Beat Dead Horse Again

    Hell Jon, why do you insist on putting readers to sleep? Here's a novel idea: don't use two words when one will do.

    Oh and apparently this whole Spidey vs. Skywalker thing is obvious to everyone except you. We've already been over it, thank you.

    *Note to Moderators: Stop accepting Jon's stuff. It only encourages him. There are much better ways to use the front page!

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  429. Doesn't Harry Potter Still Win Out? by Mr.Vince · · Score: 1

    A couple things you guys kinda forgot:

    Zones: For the past couple years, the minimum distance between two movie theaters has been dropped dramatically in search for higher profits. I believe Lucas has held to this Zoning somewhat by saying he would only have his movie seen on movie rooms that met to his standards. I don't recall Sony saying anything similar for Spiderman.

    Age of viewers: If you go ticket by ticket, a movie that attracts X adults will make more revenue than a movie that attracts X children. Why? Adult tickets cost more than that for children! Sure you can toss in the factor that it takes at least one parent to take a group of one or more kids, but it attracts kids, thus more kids seeing it. This is one reason why you can argue that Harry Potter still made more success than Spiderman. Dollar for dollar, Spidey wins, but if you go by how many people went to see the movie, the damned male witch wins out. =P

  430. 2002, not 1977 by mughi · · Score: 2
    This has always amazed me. To compare a 2002 movie's revenues at $8 a seat to a 1977 movie's revenues at $4 a seat and say it outsold Star Wars! Well, duh!

    As with most statistics, it's important to understand the concepts. The main point is that they are comparing to the fifth Star Wars movie: "Episode II" (confusing, huh?). This, of course, opened only two few weeks after Spider-Man, so chances are ticket prices are close enough for a valid comparison.

    Now why don't we just look at number of tickets sold and see where we stand, keeping in mind that even that metric is skewed...

    My guess is because only gross revenues are reported, not individual sales (which can vary just from time of day...)

    And another thing that's meaningless is how much a movie did in it's first weekend (as opposed to altogether)...

    Actually, that's not so meaningless. The vast majority of movies follow a general pattern where the first weekend is the largest, then they progressively slide from around 33%-50% per weekend. Given that and a little basic math, the first weekend take can be a good indicator.

    Now, there are a few movies that don't do this. Titanic was one (actually hit a 28% increase for its second weekend). Of course, that movie stood out for all sorts of reasons, and was an anomoly. Off-hand, I recall Amistad and Mouse Hunt also grew their second weekends. Of course, those two were initial films from an untested new studio, so there's reason for them also.

    If you are interested, check some sites like Box Office Mojo or The Numbers and look at the percentage change, not just the raw numbers.

    ...which is released in late spring when the weather is beautiful and people want to be outdoors instead of in a theater, there are graduations going on, and a million other distractions, is ridiculous at best.

    Sounds like you really need to stop relying on personal preference there and look to industry information. Right off hand I see that February is usually down for ticket sales, while late spring is usually when sales really start to take off. My first Google hit checking things even shows just that. Feb 1999: $341,959,083. May 1999: $742,936,211. Doesn't sound "ridiculous" to me.

    Meaningless numbers are just that- meaningless. You must look at the meaning behind the statistics and take everything that could affect them into account.

    Exactly. Unfortunately, it seems that you are missing on this a little. Go to The Numbers and do some looking up. Pay careful attention to the % change from weekend to weekend. That's quite informative. And even more informative is looking at the change in the change. And ponder things like "Why did 'A Beautiful Mind' have a sudden reverse in change from -24% to +28% for the weekend of 2/15/2002???"

  431. stupid questions by red_five_standing_by · · Score: 1

    "Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?" Uh. Yeah. I do.

  432. Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Culture shcmulture. Whoever got the idea of teaching literary criticism to college students did the world a terrible wrong and this article is the result. (Spoken as one who to his shame has a Ph.D. in English.)

  433. A bit of irony by unicorn · · Score: 1

    In J.K. referring to *anything* else, as being pompous.

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  434. Why Episode IV was the best... by loosenut · · Score: 2

    What was it about Episode IV that made Episode I look so bad? The same thing that made Spiderman so good: the struggle. In Episode I, the Jedi are already super-powerful. They come in and kick ass. There is no hero's journey for them to go on; they are just galactic policemen.

    Think about the use of the Force in Episode IV. How many times did it really manifest? Once. When Vader choked the Admiral. You might count Luke using the Force to shoot a missle up the Death Star's ass, but that could be attributed to luck. It's kinda cool, because it relies more on your imagination than knocking robot troopers around with force-push.

    Don't get me wrong, I love using the force powers in Jedi Knight II, but that alone does not a good movie make.

  435. Simple: %33 more theaters = more Boxoffice! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


    Its simple, really. Spiderman is playing in almost 4000 theaters. Star Wars is only in 3000.

    Lucas' refusal to give his customers a bad experience (by playing in theaters with bad sound and bad projection) results in a lower initial box office... but will proabably result in longer legs.

    Katz is the whore here- he sells his integrity by backing a mega-corporation hype machine (Spiderman) against the Independant Film - Star Wars.

    Star Wars is made outside hollywood, with no hollywood involvement (FOX only distributes it) totally controlled by Lucas-- his own effects companies, his own sound company, his own production company, his own money.

    Star Wars- the whole saga- is the triumph of being true to your vision over selling out to the "we gotta get a sequal out" attitude and pandering to those of poor taste. (So this means that those slashdotters who didn't like star wars are of poor taste?! Well, the version released in 77 had all the same issues: bad acting, a reliance on "cute" characters in the name of R2D2 and C3PO, etc. etc.)

    Jon Katz is a sellout, whereas Star Wars is a Blockbuster.

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    1. Re:Simple: %33 more theaters = more Boxoffice! by Teutates · · Score: 1

      You can't call Lucas independent anymore. When the Lucas conglomerate (films, arts, etc) came about, he didn't have to fund everything himself, people threw money at him.

      Don't insult independent film makers by putting them in the same category. Independent film makers go out, seek money and if they are lucky, get enough to cover the cost of filming a lucas film for ONE day.

      American Graffiti was an independent film, maybe even Episode 4...but these new ones are corporate films, just like Spiderman.

  436. Avatars by yusing · · Score: 1

    the young, the real avatars of culture...

    A very important perception, Jon ... thanks for sharing it -- and for bashing Lukas' money-raking ways.

    The comix message has enabled the imagination and courage of adolescents for half-a-century -- thank you St. Stan et. a. -- as against the corporate message that we should all be good cogs and faithful consumers. An incredible new culture is indeed rising up from the rusting ruins obliquely portrayed in Blade Runner & The Matrix. And thank you Holywood.

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  437. Post-9/11- Triumph of Evil by BitGeek · · Score: 2


    The really ironic thing is that AOTC addresses 9/11 directly. IT is all about the triumph of evil when people are swayed by politicians for voting for a war/army that will ultimately be turned against them.

    Spiderman is about a guy who goes out and fights crime by himself. Ok, but has no relevance to 9/11.

    Katz criticizes star wars for doing something spiderman never even tries to do!

    Did he even see the movie? Or did he just not understand it at all?

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  438. Many more generations of Spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main reason Spider does so well is that engulfs more generations.
    Spiderman has been around longer , via comics books, comic strips, radio novels, books , coloring books, tv cartoons and now a movie. We are taking about decades of spiderman in every known media known to man. Generations that have died know of spiderman. Basically Spiderman was already popular even before there was talk about a movie.

    Starwars on the other hand Is an infant compared to spiderman, starwars has not had that many generations backing it, starwars did not start as a comic book , and so forth , it start of as a movie. It would not be fair to put spiderman against starwars in # of sold tickets, just cant. I saw OLD people 80 90 year olds coming to see spiderman. Theres no way they would see starwars , it probably did not effect them as spiderman has.

    Spiderman has been out in the public longer and its present in comics and over sorts of media far out weights starwars.

  439. Plea to the Editors by InfraredEyes · · Score: 1

    Can somebody *please* find all of the Joseph Campbell books that Katz has been reading, and dispose of them? I'm not usually in favour of destroying books, but Campbell has rotted the brain of at least one previous journalist who got too close (*cough* Bill Moyers *cough*). Enough already!

  440. Where's your demographic evidence? by pyramid+termite · · Score: 2

    Did you actually survey the audiences in the movie theatres to discover what age they were? Did you even try? If this is the kids rebelling against their elders culture, can you explain to me why Star Wars is a relic of the 70s and Spiderman's a relic of the 60's? And why do you assume that people couldn't have gone to BOTH movies?

    This article is based on a lot of unproven assumptions and dubious interpretations. In fact, at a certain other discussion board (k5), it would have been voted down as a sloppy piece of work, if not as a troll. Which begs the question - who's losing touch with their audience - movie makers or webmasters?

  441. Not usually a Katz basher, but by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

    This is by far the most meaningless drivel that he has posted to date.

    1. Spiderman opened on about 6 times more screens than AOTC.

    2. Spiderman has been around since the sixties, so I fail to see any point whatsoever to this rambling expectoration of a misbegotten idea for what I hesitate to call an article.

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  442. Honestly neither were very good by Ybrog · · Score: 1
    I wasn't nearly as excited about Spider-Man after seeing it as my friends were. I thought Attack of the Clowns had the worst dialogue of any non-Spike Lee movie I've ever seen. The acting was pretty bad in both.


    But, there was enough action in both films to keep me interested. I'm not upset I saw the movies, just upset people seem to think that either of them is remotely important.

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  443. This week's count... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Number of times the word 'elephantine' is used: 1

    Way to go Jon! You'll kick the habit yet.

  444. Oh look, Katz is wrong again. by Harik · · Score: 1
    "Lucas sold out" "Spider-man roxorz". Followed by: "[Spider-man] ... is unabashedly domestic and patriotic" and "The movie ends with Spider-man draped around an American flag on a skyscraper not far from where the World Trade Center Towers used to stand." Yet "Lucas seemed to fall out of touch with post-9/11 America."

    Clue for the clueless: You can always whip up earnings by exploiting the current 'threat' or trend. Very few of the trendy movies end up being classics. This is called "Selling Out." Yes, kids, faux focus-group approved patriotism is selling out. The same focus-group think is the reason they DELETED the trade center from the movie. In the same way as a handful of fanatics DELETED it from the map. It was deemed "Too Risky" to show in their movie. Hint: Were it released a year ago, they would have been in there. 15 years from now, movies set in NYC will happily show the new tower(s).

    Clue #2: overmarketing. Yea, Ep 1 was whored to hell and back, and lost bigtime. Thats why the merchandising was cut in a THIRD for #2. Also, the hideous saleable character JarJar was almost entirely nixed, replaced by the ORIGINAL comic relief. If you have a problem with that, you are simply glorifying the original StarWars without thinking about it.

    The final statement "That's why kids are flocking repeatedly to a new variety of myth, unseating the reigning one." is fairly telling as well. Movies are NOT just for Kids. Kids movies are for Kids. There's a difference. One type never gets any deeper then "Cool! I'm strong. I bash bad guys now!" while the other has plot, character and intrigue.

    I'm not saying SW: Killer Clones From Outer Space was an all-time classic. But it's closer to that end of the spectrum then Spider-Man.

    --Dan

  445. A new measurement of pain... by daveman_1 · · Score: 1

    Post how far you managed to force yourself to read a Katz article. I tend to think of it along the lines of picking at a sore until it bleeds, just because I am bored. Here is how far I read before stopping:

    ...Why is Spider-Man's version surprisingly drubbing Lucas's, when he's cornered the global franchise on cinematic myth-marketing and he's one of the master cinematic marketers and hype-meisters of all time?...

    Sad huh? How far did you read?

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    1. Re:A new measurement of pain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Empire Stumbles
      Posted by JonKatz

      ...that's how far I got.

  446. This movie really sucked, just like the others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Lucas had any magic he lost it long ago. The continuity problems are just the beginning of why Lucas should take up knitting.

  447. Spiderman 2 by lpret · · Score: 1

    Another major difference is that AOTC was the second part of the beginning of the movies which we know. It took a lot more thinking and knowledge of the past and future to make it more than some "shoot up parts of space" scifi. Spiderman was new, fresh, and more relational. When Spiderman 2 comes out, which it has been announced, I will be surprised if it can gross over 100 million. Sequels never do as well as the original, and that truly speaks for the brilliance of George Lucas. Now we shall see how Matrix 2 and 3 do this fall...

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  448. Re:True to a point, but... by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

    It should be noted, though, that Star Wars didn't really have merchandising at first; it simply wasn't anticipated, precisely because movies had never been able to sustain the kinds of merchandising franchises that SW engendered. Nowadays there are toys, snack foods with tie-in packaging, t-shirts, posters, and all other sorts of stuff imaginable available in stores weeks before a movie opens, but when the original Star Wars first hit (fewer than 40) theaters on May 25th, 1977, the only ancillary products available were the novelization and soundtrack album (which were standard accompaniments for lots of movies even then, even for movies that otherwise don't have merchandise), and the first few issues of the Marvel Comics adaptation (which were seen in the same light as the novelization, and pushed by Fox to help promote the film to its expected target audience [future Slashdot readers ;)], since before the movie opened, nobody knew it would become the phenomenon it did). Hell, toymaker Kenner, which wound up making ungodly numbers of SW toys over the next several years and a huge profit upon them, didn't even get the rights until just after the movie opened; action figures weren't widely available until January of '78. The point here is that mass merchandising wasn't anticipated or effected until the original film had proven itself a cultural phenomenon on its own terms - that's why it was cultivated into such a colossal marketing/licensing behemoth. It proved such things were possible, something not known before the film came out.

  449. What the hell...? by Mzilikazi · · Score: 1
    The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien.


    Admittedly, the Tolkein merchandising isn't out of hand, but try reading the above sentence in the presence of my Burger King light-up LOTR goblet with Frodo on the side. (Yes, I actually bought one of the things, because when I fill it with some weird alcoholic beverage I generally think it's hilarious once I get to the bottom of the cup.)


    And I've been seeing more LOTR action figures and other stuff recently, or maybe I wasn't paying attention earlier.

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  450. What a pretentious boob. by Eldie · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is there something wrong with Katz? Or it just the "Slashdot Fathead Syndrome"? I mean cripes, what a pretentious load. Granted, I didn't read more than the first paragraph, but that should be enough for anyone.

  451. Katz and the Modern Geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I really really hope that VA Software isn't expending any of its precious, dwindling capital to pay Katz for this drivel. Shit, the guy's nothing better than a troll with an editorial imprimatur.

    Maybe he gets paid by the word, which would explain his chronic logorrhea.

  452. stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has any one pointed oyt to MR. Katz that spider man was around in the 1960's...and is in no way a new thing?...makes it kinda hard for this "new" hero to replace an older legend if the "new" hero was around first.

  453. They did What??? by cyril3 · · Score: 0
    The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture, moving away from ours. In doing so, these kids balked at mega-hype, rediscovered earnestness, simplicity, the love story, some patriotism, punctured a billion-dollar balloon, and maybe even sparked a (relative) movement away from whorish sellouts, back to simpler story-telling.

    Amazing. They did all that by sitting on their arse in a darkened theatre watching a movie that cost a major studio $100m. What will the kids think of next.

  454. yet .:.again.:. katz has missed the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but raises a couple of good ones.

    sure, simple movies appeal to simple folk, of which there are too damn many to ignore.

    sure, the 'star wars' myth arc is weak in its sheer complexity. perhaps lucas is merely ahead of his time :-)

    just to get the ball rolling on katz's next insight, 'spiderman' is obviously marxism, and 'star wars' is obviously democracy.

    -death

  455. An overestimate of fanbase... by -Faenmor- · · Score: 1

    It is important to remember that both of these movies have considerable fanbases. Keeping that in mind, AoTC has alot more meat for the geek than the casual viewer; this is always a bad thing for revenue. Lets look at some of the interesting tidbits... Spiderman fans were divided on the issue of the biological web shooter, as opposed to the cartridge based system of yore. Beyond the most dedicated of fans, absolutely nobody cared. AoTC on the other hand has created tons of elated posts on various forums, with comments ranging in scope from those focusing on the clues left for us concerning Boba Fett's inevitable role as a Jedi Hunter, to those focusing on the technical similarities of the transports seen at the end of the movie and Star Destroyers. AoTC is a Star Wars nerds dream come true with tons of details, from technical to political, that are all incredibly coherent. It is this very same abundance of detail that bogs down and complicates the movie from the standpoint of a typical viewer. Instead of being gee-whiz cool, it is instead tedious and confusing. AW CRAP!!! LEAFS LOSE!!! NOO!!!!!!!

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  456. Stop defending a shit movie! by GuruDino · · Score: 1

    Goodness me!! What the hell is up with George "do no wrong" Lucas. All you people that defend this piece of crap are just yearning for your youth and hanging out too see a movie 15 times. Yea I was right there doin that shit too. I think I paid to see it like 5 times. I was so enthralled by Star Wars, episode 4, (shit now I gotta add that tag line to avoid confusion) I loved it! It was new and fresh and it had a few heroes to get behind and it was visually stunning!!! I mean this was done with FILM. Yes celluloid with a silver emulsion that ya had to manipulate in the physical plane. OK. All you programmers are saying "yea but it's easier with a computer" Yes it is, but when a movie falls back on "well the special effects were cool" well ya might as well go to the amusement park, alone. Yes movies are like that, they take us on a ride but they have a story AND DIALOGUE that we can get behind. Without a good script to guide us AND the characters through the story, we're just lost and left with a basket full of pretty colored objects.

    What the hell was Jar Jar doing in the senate? What qualified him to "stand in?

    How does a lad like "Annie" make it this far in the training when he has NO control over his emotions?

    His drolling attitude toward Amidala is pathetic and contrived. He's like, about to just break down in her presence and just weep at her feet. It's a lame portrayal.

    Yoda's scene was too short.

    Best line in the movie?
    "Why do I get the feeling that you shall be the death of me?" Obi to Annie hehehe cool.

    It sucked George, I'm sorry but YOU could have done better. I sure do hope that this was just some scaffolding for the next movie, which by the way COULD be your masterwork if you do it right.

  457. I am tragically _UN_hip. by PONA-Boy · · Score: 1

    I saw both movies. Both movies were entertaining. Why do I go to movies? To be entertained, of course. OK, a small part of me wants to see the "rest of the story" but the entertainment factor is what rates movies in my opinion.

    Spiderman: blahblahblah. I read Spidey comics when I was still pissing in my training pants. I know the story and I know the characters.. *ahem* does anyone remember how Spidey's web was originally? How about clever mechanical contraptions strapped to his wrists and fed by cannisters....ring any bells? It was fun to watch.

    Episode II: TPM was a _totally_ different movie. AOTC was darker and more involved...certainly more Jedi action. For a prepubescent as I was then, the original Trilogy was very mysterious about the Force and the Jedi. There was alot you _didn't_ know. This second Trilogy is for me. It fills in the gaps and entertains the once-child in me. My kids ate it up, too. It, too, was fun to watch.

    The hype: I saw more Spidey ads this past month that I can stomach. I certainly saw lots of Jedi spin from Mr. Lucas but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as with TPM. Let the dollars fall as they may. I am a die-hard comics fan (Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby ROCK!!!) and I am a die-hard believer in the Force...both movie houses raked in plenty of dough and we are not likely to see them stop production on either sequel from _lack_ of dollars so who cares, really???

    Make Mine Marvel

    'Nuff said.

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  458. Re:Okay. Here's WHY Lucas dropped the ball. by just4now · · Score: 1

    Spider-man is circa 1960/70. That is about a decade before Star Wars. Lord of the Rings pre-dated Star Wars by at least 40 years.

  459. demographics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because one movie sold more tickets than another doesn't mean more kids went to see it. For all you know, 90% of AOTC revenue was from the under 25 crowd, and 90% of the Spiderman revenue was from the over 25 crowd.

  460. Katz a troll? by ndnet · · Score: 1

    That Katz. When you need a highly publicized, mega-hyped troll, you know who to call.


    You need to read the 'loading' screen. Knock him down, then fire or acid. Otherwise his HP... er, cynicism/ego... will regenerate at an alarming rate.

    Curse you BioWare. BG2 is TOO addictive.

  461. Big Fat Hairy Deal by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 0
    I would consider myself a large SW fan and I couldn't give a flying F**** if Spider-Dude outdid it at the box office 100 to 1.

    I'm not going to force the movies of my youth of another generation, they have their own movies to watch. What surprises me is that anyone under 30 went to see AotC at all.

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  462. it is not "force vs dark side" by sharph · · Score: 1


    i quote:
    forces of good (God/a.k.a. The Force) or Evil (the literal Dark Side

    every star wars geek knows this:
    the force has a good side (jedi) and a bad, dark side (sith). it is not the force vs dark side.

    by placing the force against the dark side you are placing the dark side against itself. by saying the whole force is good, you are making all the sith dudes good. this makes no sense, katz. i demand an explanation, katz. how dare you, katz.
    </rant>
    <grumble type="postrant">grumble.</grumble>

    1. Re:it is not "force vs dark side" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the East or the West Side.
      -No it's not.
      It's not the North or the South Side.
      -No it's not.
      It's the Dark Side.
      -You are correct!

  463. Terry Brooks by togethergod · · Score: 1

    The weird thing is that Terry Brooks wrote the Phontom Menace. He is not one to adopt a annoying sidekick and has shown a few Solo's in his previous work. I am suprised that he was overtaken by Lucas's new moralities. I don't know the ATOC's writers work, anyone else?

  464. just desserts by squee · · Score: 1

    This happy spiderman viewer wont see clones out of pure spite. Movies are expensive nowadays, and they were back when phantom menace came out. i pulled strings and payed for my ticket and got to see it at that first midnight showing(on a school night - before a big senior year paper was due)AND IT SUCKED. i felt so cheated. i dont commonly bend over and see movies at the theaters, but i sure did this time. not so much that night, but when i thought about jar jar and that stoopid guy with all the horns and a DOUBLE light saber the next day, i felt like a total ass. Lucas wont fool me again, and as far as i'm concernced, he owes me.
    Spiderman was pure and simple, heartwarming and steeped in good old fashioned(self-deluding) geek values. It was worth my $8.50 at the dirtmall. So i'll see it again and gladly drop 8.50 to do so. i might even watch clones, but if i do, i'll pirate it thankyouverrymuch.

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    1. Re:just desserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find a matinee and pay just $4.
      dumbass

  465. Leave Joseph Campbell out of it! by illogic · · Score: 1

    The late mythologist Joseph Campbell (who helped Lucas craft the Skywalker/ Vader saga)...

    Somehow the idea has grown that George Lucas and Joseph Campbell were old college buddies that sat around the Skywalker Ranch drinking margaritas and discussing mythology. The fact is that Lucas and Campbell never even met until the 80's, and that Star Wars owes more to pulp sci-fi themes than any mythological archetypes. Only after people started making the Star Wars/mythological connection did Lucas claim any influence from Campbell. Salon has an excellent article on this whole thing.

  466. Spider Man 2 and beyond. by radpole · · Score: 1

    Katz lets see what spiderman 2-5 earns. Seems to me it will be similar to Batman and Superman. The second may do well but after that who cares. Lucas has 5 films that have earned billions.

    Lucas has defined what Mega HITS are not just one show wonders. By the way when is Titanic 2 coming out?

    1. Re:Spider Man 2 and beyond. by hlvogel · · Score: 1

      Well, there goes my planned message! radpole has it right, though. While I'm a big fan of Spider-Man, let's see where this movie franchize is in 20 years. Personally, I doubt there will even BE a fifth Spider-Man movie to use for comparison. And, if there is, I seriously doubt it will come close to matching the success of the original. Henry

  467. uh, by cosyne · · Score: 2

    We saw a cultural and generational coup d'etat this month, at least in cinematic terms -- if we were watching. Star Wars was challenged by millions of rebellious kids, who decided to choose a new kind of myth. The next generation unseated its elders -- as is the right of every generation - and is making its own culture....

    What the shit? Is this engli... oh, its katz. nevermind. Not that i really agree with bashing something cause it's popular, but this is rediculous.

  468. Re:Spoiler! Or is it? by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

    Independence Day? Overly patriotic? You kidding me? The American President saving the world on July 4th? Naaaaaaaaaaah.

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  469. Spider man : the classic myth told rather poorly. by dubhouse · · Score: 1

    I think spider man is crap. Joseph Campbell outlines the "classic story" alright and follows its origins right down history. However, the point that Cambell makes, is that every story only contains common basic elements ( hero, villain, heralds, journey to a unknown place, return from that place, a main showdown with the enemy, etc ). What makes a story entertaining and interesting is how it diverges from the classic tale while still maintaining the essence of the "heroes journey". Spider man did quite a poor job of this in my mind. Every event was utterly predictable. AtoC, however, really wove the classic elements together in quite an interesting and unpredictable way.
    Both movies had cheesy acting at times, but at least in AtoC it was laughable (thereby entertaining). Spider man's cheese was just not believable while trying to be.
    I would like to see the producers of spider man get away with a spider man 4 with such a simple, boring story.

  470. in with the new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>That's why kids are flocking repeatedly to a new variety of myth, unseating the reigning one.

    Lets hope they flock to that new variety of operating system, unix, thus unseating the reigning one.

  471. Please clue him in by heinzkeinz · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to clue Katz into the fact that things don't change. Nothing ever has and nothing ever will. Why, why, WHY does Slashdot keep running this crap that's revelatory and insightful only to 14 year olds?

    Bugger.

  472. Katz stumbles (again)... by TaoJones · · Score: 1
    Jon babbles:
    The producers of Lord Of The Rings curbed the marketing and toy tie-ins with corporations peddling food and dolls to kids out of respect for Tolkien.

    I'm sure J.R.R. would have just loved one of the glowing Burger King Lord of the Rings mugs...
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  473. Re:Clone Discovery by Tardigrade · · Score: 1

    Who ordered the Jedi (very perceptive ones at that) to guard Amidala? Palpatine (Presumably Darth Siddious)

    Who shot the Assassin? Jingo Fett.

    Who are the clones of? Jingo Fett.

    Who pays Mr. Fett? Siddious or his henchmen.

    The bullet used conveniently draws the Jedi to the clone world.

    It seems fairly probable that Palpatine was counting on Obi-wan finding the clones when he did.

    Palpatine uses his position to very carefully micro-mamage everything that occurs.

    *My spelling is probably off on the names, I don't care enough to check them.

  474. Who gave the password to Jon this time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, who gave the password to Jon this time? Listen people, when Jon asked for the new password, which we are going to have to reset again now, just tell him that you don't have a clue of what he's talking about. I mean do anything, but just don't give it to him. He's not only doing harm to others but to himself everytime he writes. Really! Just get him drunk, which shouldn't be that hard, regardless if it's 9AM. He won't know the difference! What you don't believe me? Just look at his writing!

  475. Don't give the patriotic crap. by ticktickbonk · · Score: 1

    Any movie that changes based on the climate is just whoring for tickets. I really have trouble, however, believing it was Raimi that made it happen. This was his first blockbuster, and while he did it his way, some things just got taken out of his hands.

    And this isn't to say that I'm a SW fan. I enjoyed the movies as a kid, and I enjoy the movies now. But they're just movies. Not films, not mythology, not high art. And Lucas is squeezing every penny out of them.

  476. Which book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well so far as I know, Campbell never wrote a book/collection titled The Elements of Myth. But then what do I know, I only have a 1/2 dozen of his books. I never cared much for Campbell's enthusiasim for Star Wars (lest Lucas' running with it) but I dislike even more giving Katz yet another reply to one of his posts. Makes me feel like the morons are winning.

    Katz, check your facts. I thought you were supposed to be the "professional journalist" in the mix.

    Sheesh!

    Anon. ('Cuz I want to be)

  477. Be a little more informed before speaking!!!!!!!! by magnus_smith · · Score: 1

    THE EMPIRE STUMBLES? Where are you from? Here are a few things to consider.
    1. Clones had the 2nd biggest weekend of all time (2nd only to Spidey).
    2. Clones is 2nd fastest to get to the 100m mark (2nd only to spidey)_
    3. Clones is 2nd fastest to reach 200m, 2nd only to spidey.
    4. Spidey is 2 weeks ahead in release, give clones time. It's AHEAD of Phantom Menace which finished at $431m.
    5. To make your money back on a movie, there is a general rule hollywood follows, spend an equal ammount of money for advertising as you did on making the movie. So, spidey cost $139m to make, and I know they spent well over $250 marketing it. Clones Cost $120m and he spent about $80 on advertising. Think about that one for a moment. 1/3 the advertising, and making comperable money. Empire stumbles? I THINK NOT. If this movie was made by a Studio (Lucas Film is NOT a hollywood studio, but an independent, Fox is merely the distributor)it would be hailed as a box office marvel. Studios would be going nuts planning the next installment.

    The Empire stumbles is the WORST conclusion from a completely BIASED point of view. How can you say a movie with such INCREDIBLE box office performance is doing do badly. Lets look at the facts, yes spider man will probably finish higher then Clones, but hell, STar Wars is not sitting atop the box office, Titanic is. WHY? it has a target audience, and it worked that target audience like a crack dealer to his buyers.

    Now lets talk story for a moment, let me simply say this, you make one good point about the Hero that everybody can identify with, but WRONG on just about every other point you make. Spiderman is a MUCH older tale the Star Wars. So this whole thing about a new breed of hero for a new generation, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
    Star Wars is a grand tale, about people (some normal, some extraordinary in nature) put into intense situations, and doing extraordinary things. DID you even see clones? I give you merrit for you vocabulary, but your article (Which I am sure you felt was a whitty, insiteful and inspiring one) is WAY off base, and the fantasy of a person who wants to knock the big guy off the top... Lucas' vision is a grand tale, and it is one that will be remembered much longer and by many more then Spider man's could think to be.

  478. What!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only $117 million in 4 days? What a failure.
    Lucas is reading this shit and laughing all the way to the bank. What a moronic topic.

    -Cowering Anonym

  479. Nothing's going to change! by wilf99 · · Score: 1

    Both films are out and being watched by people in spades.
    Spiderman is refreshingly quick and entertaining and Attack of the Clones is simply magical.

    I'm a Star Wars fan which helps me swing towards AOTC as a favourite. That coupled with the fact that Natalie Portman casts some strange spell on me that forces me do go all glossy eyed!

    Slamming George Lucas is futile. He doesn't care. This stuff was written 25 years ago and only polished in recent years. He's laughing. What's more he and his cabal are redefining the way we watch films both with sound and video.

    Spiderman on the other hand is Spiderman. It's essentially the same story as you always get with Spiderman. Granted it translated well in to a film but it's still the same boy-has-spider-like-ability-and-keeps-it-a-secret fare.

  480. blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think it's funny how many people waste time and thought process posting mindless piles of donkey shit opinions on something they know is so dumb. you're all morons. you write on a web site where no one cares about your f'ing banter anyway.

    GO TO HELL...all of you...GO TO HELL.

    blah blah this movie is good blah blah this movie sucks. YOU suck. who f'ing cares about generation and shit like that...who the f are you...roger f'ing ebert? this site was cool and now it sucks.

    go see aotc...it's good. go see spiderman...it's pretty good too. and then SHUT THE HELL UP.

    go outside get some sun and throw a frisbee around for a while and then come back in post something worth reading you f'ing lame wanna-be's.

    the BIG picture (here's the part where you 'get it') is that lucas and raimi could really give a f less about what ANY of you or your little sister or older brother or mom or dad who saw the original in the theater circa 1976 or WHAT THE F EVER think! they HAVE YOUR MONEY and they're cashing in! HA HA ON YOU!

    morons...

    1. Re:blah blah blah by hlvogel · · Score: 1

      So, by commenting on a commentary about a movie, all of these people are losers? Then what does that say about someone who comments on the comments on a commentary? I guess that would make you even more of a loser, wouldn't it? Of course, by commenting on the comments on the comments on the commentary, I guess I'm even worse off than you...

  481. The myth is a hoax by leandrod · · Score: 2

    > mythologist Joseph Campbell (who helped Lucas craft the Skywalker/Vader saga)

    This is not true, as well documented by Salon.

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  482. Remember kids: by acb · · Score: 2

    Today's heavy-handed patriotism is tomorrow's post-ironic kitsch.

    Some day, your kids or grandkids will look back on 2002 in the same way you looked at those old Norman Rockwell prints.

  483. Demand for a product not yet released? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Give me a brake.

    Spiderman is a teeny movie with touches of parochialism and cheap shots at patriotism. It says loads about the intended audience.

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  484. Are you on crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aotc had several scenes that seemed to be simply an excuse to show off the effects, and several others where the characters in shot are so clearly CG that it distracted me from the "storyline" (i put that in quotes cos its pushing it a bit far to describe it as a storyline)
    Lucas needs to realise that just because you can generate something in a computer doesnt mean you necessarily should. a shot of a real set will always look more realistic than a CG one, and might have helped some of the actors not look like they had no idea where they were.
    i wont even start on the whole love story thing...

  485. What an absolute bunch or rubish. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I postponed the banning of this individual fro far too long.

    After posting this I am going straight to my Preferences and banishing him for good.

    What a moron.

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  486. Hidden Fortress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.umich.edu/~iinet/cjs/films/reviews/hidd enfortress.html

  487. speaking of pomposity.... by Judah+Diament · · Score: 1

    Hey Jon - ever stop and read your own posts?

  488. Whatever! by wessman · · Score: 1

    Actually Star Wars is coming out on top. Oh, and as for that 4-day vs. 3-day comparison, let's also mention that Star Wars is in about 700 less theaters across the U.S.

    I don't think this is even an issue though. Who cares? I simply enjoy the Star Wars saga. I don't care if it beats Spiderman or Harry Potter or Matrix.

  489. Star Wars Otherworldly? Imagine that.... by ncstockguy · · Score: 1

    Katz is weighing way too heavily on this. These are movies for heaven's sake. Spiderman was a hoot. Star Wars is now drudgery. But I wouldn't call it a failure. And an epic film set in another part of the universe in another time should have an otherworldly feel to it. Katz needs to get out of New York for awhile. 9/11 does not dominate American culture the way he thinks.

  490. Well, actually, Jon... by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    Do we really care precisely how Anakin Skywalker got pissed off and turned to the Dark Side?

    I do. Otherwise, what's the point of the movies?

  491. Spiderman was done by the numbers (IMHO). by way2muchsense · · Score: 1

    Spiderman does well because it's competition is scant at best. I liked Spiderman, but I have no urge to go see it again and again and again, shelling out seven or eight bucks each visit.

    There was no new ground broken, no risks taken, and I thought the closing "flag" scene was excessively cheesy. It reminded me of several movies in a similar vein produced in the 1950's, among them the Superman series with George Reeves. There is definitely a place for a movie like that. It's called television.

    I haven't seen SW-AOTC yet, but it must really suck to not be able to blow Spiderman out of the water.

  492. Come on... They opened on different days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about this, AOTC opened on a Thursday. Do you really think it would have made less money had it opened on Friday? NO WAY! The same people who went on Thursday would have went Friday. If you look at it from that perspective, it would have made more money the SM in it's first weekend.

  493. The bright side of the dark side... by pmorrison · · Score: 1

    If you compare Episode II to other 4th sequels (Think Rocky 5 and Police Academy 5), it doesn't seem so bad.

  494. It's the marketing towards the children by euxneks · · Score: 1

    It's the marketing towards the children.. That's the main problem. I was sick to my stomach when I saw some dumb-ass cartoon trailer for this kid with a football for a head before STARWARS. What the hell is up with that? I don't want to see some snotty Nickelodean trailer before the starwars movie! I like to think that I'm a little older than that.

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  495. my only thoughts, mr katz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/t n/deargod_stop.jpg.html

  496. Why isn't Episode II satisfying? by atatakami · · Score: 1

    Katz asks why the "good-vs.-evil hero's tale" in Spider-man is so much better then the one in Attack of the Clones.
    Maybe because we expect and want good to win.
    The story of the Star Wars prequels is of the fall of Anakin Skywalker - his journey from good to evil. Most people don't want to see that; they want to see an exciting story with lots of action where good triumphs over evil. Culturally, evil isn't supposed to win.
    Of course, it doesn't help any that Lucas is trying to make the prequels have the happy excitement of a children's hero-story. He really ought to have gone a darker route...

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