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Protecting Our Parents' PCs?

Frustrated Son asks: "I assume that many Slashdot readers must serve as the IT staff for their parents. My folks get my old machines and just enough software to be productive. I try to protect my parents from the forces of evil by installing automatic OS updates, virus checkers, spyware blockers, pop-up blockers... But still I find that my parents end up with unwanted applications and dangerous software. What software or strategies do you use to protect your parents' PCs? Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?"

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  1. Get mom an iMac by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Informative
    Get mom an iMac. Install OS X if it doesn't have it already. You can pick up a decent iMac on eBay for around $300, but make sure it's at least 300Mhz. Enable auto-updates. Install Mozilla or Firefox, ensure popup blocking is turned on. Done. You will instantly become the favorite child.

    No thanks necessary, it's what I do. :)

    (and yes, I know he said PC. I consider this a PC solution.)

    1. Re:Get mom an iMac by abandonment · · Score: 3, Insightful

      either a mac or install mozilla and open office and other alternatives to the standard ms garbage. if you 'train' them to not use microsoft applications, the chances of them becoming victims is significantly reduced...

    2. Re:Get mom an iMac by Miguelito · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah.. after hand cleaning beagle.j off my dad's laptop this weekend, I'm about ready to tell my family "I don't do windows anymore." Would really like to move them all to macs. Since I bought my 17"pb 9 months ago or so, I've just grown to love it. ...and yes, before anyone says anything, I already have them off of all windows mail readers (they use mozilla and my horde/IMP install to read mail, in fact) but my dad opened an attachment from a friend manually, even though my procmail system had defanged the filename so he had to rename it. What're ya gonna do?

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    3. Re:Get mom an iMac by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yup, did that past Christmas. Worked like a charm. She loves it & I don't have to mess with it unless I want to.

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:Get mom an iMac by fishbonez · · Score: 4, Informative

      You don't have to go with an iMac. You can actually use a MS OS provided you remove/disable/hide the MS applications--that is, Internet Explorer, MS Office or Outlook. I gave my parents Opera and Open Office. They are quite happy to use those instead of the virus/worm prone MS applications.

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    5. Re:Get mom an iMac by simontek2 · · Score: 0

      Did that, i tried to make it anti-MS, but my father hated OSX. so i finally built him a mini-itx machine with win2k. hes happy now.

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    6. Re:Get mom an iMac by jbum · · Score: 4, Informative

      I did this a few years ago. I love Macs, but there was a *political* problem with giving Mom an IMac.

      My Mom is clueless, and even though I gave her a IMac, she needed tons of help. She would ask everyone she knew for help, not just me. All her kids, sons-in-law, neighbors etc.

      Statistically, 90% of these people had PCs and didn't know what to do with a Mac. Even though the Mac was easier to use for a newbie, it's *harder* to use for an experienced PC user. So all these people kept telling her that her computer was "hard to use" and that she should "just get a PC".

      Since I didn't want to be her full-time tech-support guy, and constantly have to fight with the in-laws I eventually (after a couple years of this) told her to follow their advice.

      Now she has a PC (probably filled with spyware and all kinds of awful stuff) but I don't have to answer the phone, or defend her choice of computer every christmas.

    7. Re:Get mom an iMac by System.out.println() · · Score: 1, Troll

      You still get a lot of virii on windows even without those apps. Plus, you still need IE for some things, like Windows Update and updating some virus scanners.

      My friend uses Windows and Firefox, etc, but he had to run IE once - ONCE - to go to windows update. In his words, he got "more viruses than a vietnamese whore."

    8. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unless your parents have a habit of using "my computer" or "my documents" as IE by just typing the URL in the address bar.

      Gah parents.

    9. Re:Get mom an iMac by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Get mom an iMac. Install OS X if it doesn't have it already. You can pick up a decent iMac on eBay for around $300, but make sure it's at least 300Mhz. Enable auto-updates. Install Mozilla or Firefox, ensure popup blocking is turned on. Done. You will instantly become the favorite child.

      Worked just fine for my grandmother. She'd never used a computer before in her life, so something as easy to use as an iMac was perfect.

      As a side note, Safari with popup blocking turned on is as good as Mozilla or Firefox, and you don't need to install it.

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    10. Re:Get mom an iMac by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Under windows, the frequent complaint I get from users is the difficulty in installing plugins into FireFox. For example, I some versions often don't come with some of the Macromedia products that are pretty much necessary tools these days. Users consider that pretty much required.

      The only other trick is explaining if a site has pop-ups that you actually want, you have to click the little "unblock site" icon.

      And thunderbird has its problems. I still don't find it as nice as OE (OE has better IMAP support, I find), and any user can still run attachments under t-bird.

    11. Re:Get mom an iMac by snarkh · · Score: 1
      How did he get all those viruses from just running IE once to go to the MS update page?

      Give me a break.

    12. Re:Get mom an iMac by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't ask me... I think he had his homepage set somewhere else, got one virus, and that one let in a flood of others. He had to backup his registry and reinstall windows.

    13. Re:Get mom an iMac by snarkh · · Score: 1


      His computer had already been infected, I bet.

    14. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my mom a 12" Powerbook. That's my IT solution. It saves me many headaches and lots of time.

    15. Re:Get mom an iMac by Daytona955i · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I did that for my in-laws... We got them an iMac and the only questions I've had to answer are one's like "How do I burn a cd?" It's not bad... no more virii and they've gotten used to it. I did get Word because switching them to a Mac AND OO I think would have been a bit much.

      I've told everyone "I don't do windows!" I have caved in once or twice but only to set up a wireless network and then it was only to install a wireless card. Now when people get the latest virus I just sit back and say "That sucks..." I mean, I kindof feel bad for them but if they don't listen to my suggestions to buy a mac/ use linux (I've offered help) then it's what they get. They know it's a problem and choose to use it anyway.

    16. Re:Get mom an iMac by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If so, that means it had been infected WITHOUT running IE/Outlook etc.

      Which makes this discussion moot anyway.

    17. Re:Get mom an iMac by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's nice until they take it somewhere to get it fixed because they don't want to bother you. I setup my grandmas computer with netscape and removed the IE and outlook express icons from the desktop. She was so happy she wasn't getting 100+ spams a day anymore, but she said some settings changed or something for her e-mail provider and she took it in to get fixed, and they removed netscape told her it was only for businesses and put IE/OE back on there and then she was back getting all of her unwanted junk mail again and probably now has who-knows-how-many viruses/worms, etc. Sigh.

    18. Re:Get mom an iMac by DCAFarkas · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with the Mac part... but, yes, mozilla is a god-like popup/badware blocker, for some basic securtiy (might require maintenance from time to time) install Zone Alarm (free version) and SpyBot Search and Destroy, they work wonders on my dad's system

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    19. Re:Get mom an iMac by Red_Winestain · · Score: 3, Informative
      Did the exact same thing. They basically use Mail, iChat AV, and Safari. The peace of mind they get not worrying about viruses, trojans, worms, etc, was priceless. They're amazed at the lack of pop-up ads! They now laugh at their friends who keep getting infected.

      I've trained them to log in as administrators only when they specifically need to do something. The system itself downloads Apple updates and notifies them. About all I did was set up a firewall, and a script to let me know what their current IP number is. I do tech support either through iChat AV or via OSXvnc-server and Chicken of the VNC.

    20. Re:Get mom an iMac by mrmez · · Score: 1

      My reply subject was going to be Mac OS X if noone had beat me to it, as I'd expected. My mother runs Jaguar and has never had trouble with pop-ups (since using Mozilla and then Safari), worms, viruses, spyware, self-installed apps or even much junk mail. No BSOD, rarely any software issues, and she has a generally useable and reliable OS with the applications she needs.

    21. Re:Get mom an iMac by v1 · · Score: 1

      I've been trying to convince my mother to get a mac for several years now. She's not very computer-literate, but she'll memorize software manuals, so she knows "just enough to be dangerous". Her favorite application: her firewall program. (I am SERIOUS!) Even for all her vigilance, which approaches zealot at times, she still manages to get nailed on occasion, contracting both code red and bugbear.

      I've decided that some people are just plain happier living on the edge with their systems.

      If nothing else, a mac is a better solution from a maintenance and setup point of view. It takes about 2 minutes to set up a fresh-out-of-the-box mac to be "internet hardened", and zero time to keep it that way. (security updates can easily be set to be automatic) No ssh'ing in once a month, no manual patching, no MS Security Holes, no checkups... like Steve says, "it just works."

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    22. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you put a new Windows installation on an un-firewalled Internet connection, it absolutely will be infected by at least W32.Nachia by the time the DNS record for windowsupdate.microsoft.com is resolved.

      You cannot put a Windows PC on the Internet for even a second or two without installing a very recent set of patches first. It will be hacked if you do.

    23. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... I got nothing when I recently reformatted and installed XP...

    24. Re:Get mom an iMac by Veamon · · Score: 1

      While I agree that my Mac isnt as prone to this stuff, I also use a PC with win2k as my main machine, and I never have a problem with it either. I have a router, so I'm not worried about getting hacked, I dont open attachments that I dont know who they are from, I dont click YES to every damn pop up, and I dont even get popups by using Popup Stopper, from panicware.com. I think the thing is just to explain this to people, and they will be fine, not say "BUY A MAC, PC's SUCK!"

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    25. Re:Get mom an iMac by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

      Right Click on the upper part of the window / address bar and deselect "Address Bar". Hopefully they wont know enough to re-enable it.

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    26. Re:Get mom an iMac by wingspan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I got my mom an iMac, also! She's in her 70s, and needed *very little* help to get up to speed. Her greatest hurdle was learning what icons led to which applications.

      I got her the iMac for two reasons: 1) It's about the same cost as a Windows box, once you figure in years worth of AV, a better firewall, etc etc,
      2) I don't have to worry nearly as much about the box being secure, I just have to educate her about phishing and other user-targeted attacks, and
      3) It just runs. I'm not running over to her house all the time to fix it.

    27. Re:Get mom an iMac by abandonment · · Score: 2, Informative

      obviously you haven't installed windows from scratch lately - the SECOND it gets connected to the net - before you could ever get the service packs etc installed - you will be infected with virii happens every time i reinstall windows

    28. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's possible your ISP is filtering out ICMP packets. Speakeasy does this in the Seattle area. Hoses tracert something awful, but it does keep the LEDs on the DSL modem from blinking themselves to an early grave.

    29. Re:Get mom an iMac by CrashPanic · · Score: 1

      LINUX!!!!!

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    30. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that and would anyone have cared if terrorists had crashed a cessna into a Wal-Mart?

    31. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friend uses Windows and Firefox, etc, but he had to run IE once - ONCE - to go to windows update. In his words, he got "more viruses than a vietnamese whore."

      That doesn't make sense. Internet Explorer doesn't magically invite software into your system, things go wrong when you visit dodgy pages using it. Using it for Windows Update only isn't going to get you infected unless Microsoft's servers have been compromised. Furthermore, you can remove the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop, start menu and quick launch quite easily. This doesn't disable Windows Update, which has a separate icon.

      My guess is that your friend uses Internet Explorer at least intermittently and wouldn't admit to it out of embarrassment.

    32. Re:Get mom an iMac by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1, Informative

      What're ya gonna do? Install a virus scanner.

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    33. Re:Get mom an iMac by agerson · · Score: 1

      Got my mom an Mac, she never has any of THESE problems. Sure she deletes the printer instead of the print job every so often, one of OS 10's few design flaws, but no spy-wear, virus problems.

    34. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he had his homepage set somewhere else

      When you run Windows Update, it goes straight to Microsoft's site, it doesn't load the home page.

    35. Re:Get mom an iMac by pcountry · · Score: 1

      That's what I did in 1999 - got my mother-in-law an iMac. Being the "Classic" MacOS, it started crashing frequently. Also, she started to get tons of spam. So last year I wiped the hard disk, put on Yellow Dog 3.0, and Mozilla with spam filtering. kppp for the dialup. Problems solved. It Just Works. And nobody else in the family messes with it - they don't know how!

    36. Re:Get mom an iMac by ivan1011001 · · Score: 1

      Statistically, 90% of these people had PCs and didn't know what to do with a Mac.

      Statistically, 90% of all statistics are made up on the spot. But seriously, where are you getting that stat?

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    37. Re:Get mom an iMac by tobycat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It worked for my 91 year old blind grandmother. The VA tried teaching her how to use a PC and after she got home from the 3 week course she then left a the following message on my voicemail: "This windows is good for nothin'. Terrible. Just worthless. I can't make computer go." We set her up with a Mac under Simple Finder and now she can "make computer go" just fine. If a 91 year old blind woman who is new to computers can figure out a Macintosh, I'd say it's a damned good solution!

    38. Re:Get mom an iMac by pHDNgell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nice way to return the respect due to the person that helped give you life.

      These trolls are annoying. If you ignore my opinion regarding what is going to serve you best and purchase something more difficult to use and maintain, don't call me asking me to help you use or maintain it.

      It's that simple, don't bring in the ``helped give you life'' bullshit. I'm not obligated to help my mom do everything she ever asks, especially when she has specifically ignored my advice and continues to go down that path.

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    39. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      obviously you haven't installed windows from scratch lately - the SECOND it gets connected to the net - before you could ever get the service packs etc installed - you will be infected with virii happens every time i reinstall windows
      This is likely the RPC DCOM vulnerability (msblast). For XP, turn the firewall on. For 2K, run dcomcnfg.exe and disable DCOM. This should give you more than enough time to install the proper patches. Don't be too smug, the vulnerability is a buffer overflow problem. These occur in probably every OS written in C/C++.
    40. Re:Get mom an iMac by budgenator · · Score: 1

      probably filled with spyware and all kinds of awful stuff

      Get SPYBOT S&D, it was recomended to us by a microsoft tech support guy,not sure if it was an offical M$ recom or his personalrecomendation. we used it and it reported and remove 354 different spyware programs on the machine, after that the machine was probably booting up twice as fast as before.

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    41. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I have set up Redhat 9 on older 686 boxes, and have firestarter firewall, FireFox, and it seems fairly easy to use, but admittedly not as easy as a Macintosh. Reminds me of the days of the Packard Automobile. That was the car to get, it was really nice, and fairly trouble free, so was easy to recommend to rich friends. Hell, I even knew an old gal that claimed she gave up smoking, and with the money saved, bought a Packard Catalina. I believed her, too, even though cigarettes only cost 25 cents a pack then. Good idea today, to be able to afford a Mac.

    42. Re:Get mom an iMac by Hereticorp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really... I've installed Win2k, Win98 and WinXP all within the past six months and never had a blink of a virus. Updated just fine, was connected to the internet from the first setup. But then, the first Virus attached e-mails I've EVER gotten were from MyDoom.A. Maybe i'm just lucky, either that or I take network precautions.

    43. Re:Get mom an iMac by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      That doesn't always work. My mom runs Netscape 7 and she still managed to get a virus.

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    44. Re:Get mom an iMac by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Use a nat. It will protect me when I just installed windows. Plus, it's even working when I boot up the PC, something personal firewalls don't do.

    45. Re:Get mom an iMac by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> 354 different spyware programs on the machine

      Of which 309 were Microsoft apps.

    46. Re:Get mom an iMac by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      She would ask everyone she knew for help, not just me. All her kids, sons-in-law, neighbors etc.

      So let them do all of her support tasks. When my mom got bad advice from her neighbor and trashed her harddrive, she came to me to fix it. I finally had to "law down the law". I don't fix mistakes made by her friends, neighbors or relatives. She looked hurt, but I made it stick. She's stopped asking me for support.

      So if you buy your mom a Mac, and her neighbors say to get Windows, then make her neighbors provide her with technical support.

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    47. Re:Get mom an iMac by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've said it before and I'll say it once again:

      We need another moderation topic.

      Linux Bigot.

      Just for people like this clown.

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    48. Re:Get mom an iMac by sniggly · · Score: 5, Informative
      We migrated my mom from a win98 pc with openoffice/mozilla and a yahoo mail account to a fedora core 1 with openoffice/mozilla and the same yahoo account :) It now runs kde 3.2. The nice thing about linux distributions is all the great software that comes free on the cds.

      It's also nice that kde 3.2 runs even faster than 3.1 and that when we upgrade the kernel it'll run even faster still... What else can you ask for on old hardware.

      An upgrade to windows xp would have required a serious hardware upgrade and I don't know how long it would take to download all required patches over her internet connection.

      We did consider a mac (the new ibook g4 with wireless internet would be awesome for her) but while below $999 she doesn't want us to spend that money on something she doesn't use that often anyway. If money is no object osx is the way to go.

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    49. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then get her an itroll like you.

    50. Re:Get mom an iMac by tolan-b · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We just got a new housemate who works for our local cable supplier (hello half price broadband!). After setting up a Linux router / fileserver and LAN, the first thing I did was insist he install FirefoxBirdEonix, AVG, and Adaware, cleaned all the trojans and dialers off his machine and set up XP auto-update (yeuch.. but if he's going to have XP's 'lovely' new features, they may as well be to date).

      Regarding my folks PC, they live in Ireland, although I'm in the UK, and after many a long tech support call, I'm seriously considering putting Fedora on their box, setting them up a webmail account on my server (spamassassin, clamav, several DNSRBLs), and installing Firebird, OO.o, some basic utils (GPDF etc), and locking down the desktop as much as possible.

      That way, if they want stuff installing they can just mail me, and it's 2 mins with apt-rpm to set up whatever they want (I'm online about 12 hours a day on weekdays anyway).

      In the mean time, there's far less chance of them breaking things with a mis-click here and there, and far less maintenance required because no more trojan cleanup is required, and my younger brother and sister are pretty much completely protected from porn spam.

      I'm seriously tempted :)

    51. Re:Get mom an iMac by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      heh.. jinx! see below :)

    52. Re:Get mom an iMac by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't fix mistakes made by her friends, neighbors or relatives. She looked hurt, but I made it stick. She's stopped asking me for support.

      Where is she? I'd happily take your place in the will in exchange for a little tech support.

      LK

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    53. Re:Get mom an iMac by gstaines · · Score: 1

      I bought my wife an iBook, and my parents an older iMac off ebay.

      My wife no longer swears at the computer every time something goes wrong, and she has even learnt how to install her own software.

      My parents are the sort that had trouble learning to use the timer on the Microwave, so the same deal, even though OSX is considered easy to use, some people still have trouble. I can really see the application of a Kiosk terminal for elderly parents.

      Gordon

    54. Re:Get mom an iMac by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      This is flamebait? Sounds about right to me!

      I'm not disagreeing that using a niche OS and browser won't prevent you from getting viruses (and may, therefore, be a good idea!), it's just that I wouldn't want to burden Mom with all the political baggage that comes from running MacOS.

      Here's a compromise: How about a boot-from-CD Linux install (that can't be messed up) with Opera so Mom can browse the web and do her hotmail.

    55. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I eventually (after a couple years of this) told her to follow their advice.

      followed by:

      especially when she has specifically ignored my advice and continues to go down that path.

      Good job contradicting yourself. Congratulations, you're a slashbot!

    56. Re:Get mom an iMac by a1cypher · · Score: 1

      Nobody is saying that Mac's are perfect or "100% invulnerable to all variety of problems".

      The sole reason that they are easier to avoid malicious software (ie Viruses and/or Spyware) is because of the fact that 90% of the world uses Windows. Not many viruses are written for Macs because typically the virus/spyware writer will want their code to be executed by as many machines as possible, and lets face it, writing it for a Mac isnt the very best way to do it.

      Although, if you are carefull it is possible to get a PC to run virus/spyware clean, if you know what your doing. But alot of newbs. arent knowledgable enough to realize that maybe clicking "yes" to every security popup you get in IE, skipping the odd virus def. update and/or scan (assuming that someone was on the ball and install ed the virus scanner in the first place) isnt the best idea, and thats how they end up plugging their system full of garbage.

      So in my opinion, its a trade off. Mac may be a bit less mainstream than PC, but may be a bit more practical in terms of support time required to remove spyware/viruses.

    57. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not get them a emac, the price versus performace ratio is better, and if they just use it for e-mail and some interenet browsing the things that alot of elderly people do it doesnt have to be a real performer as long as it runs and is low-maintenance imacs are probably the last apple computer i would buy they are way to expensive and not as easily upgradeable like a emac is.

    58. Re:Get mom an iMac by sniggly · · Score: 1

      Go Go do it :) - my mom is in holland and both me and my brother are linux zealots living abroad. She now has a hardware firewall with ssh passthrough for us - just like you said; apt-get (albeit we actually use yum) the updates. I was tempted to install 2.6 remotely but I will be there soon anyway.. Not that she doesn't know how to reboot, it's an upgrade from win98 after all :)

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    59. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its an Anecdote you idiot. The statistic is merely a representation of the people he knows that are friends of his parents. Its not hard to do a quick finger check and figure out that 9/10 of your parents friends either dont know about computers or rely on a PC.

    60. Re:Get mom an iMac by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      your prolly behind a router. i have on several ocasions become infected when setting up a direct cable conection to get updates. the last time it was while upgradeing a system from 98 to xp and the upgrade broke the antivirus and needed to be reinstalled.

      but unfortunatly as we speek i was told to fix a system that woulnd't boot. after gettign it up in safe mode, i discovered it had 49 item trying to start at boot. almost every version of spyware availible, craploads of virus' stuff, and 4 different instant messaging. after installing a anti-virus and doing a scan it has loged 8490 infected files, vbs loveletter and i'm sure other because i installed a 2002 version and havn't even dared to update it yet.

      i suspect the user has this box directly conected to a cable conection with no firewall or anti virus at all. un-exceptable to me but what can you do besides charge them extra? i work on both linux and windows pc's, the windows always give me return buisiness but i'm not sure if it is because linux is better or the users are smarter.

    61. Re:Get mom an iMac by Hereticorp · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go with both that linux is much more secure and that the users have to be at least somewhat smarter then the average bear. Thinking about it, you're right, i'm behind some sort of firewally at all points when I install stuff. I guess that just seems like common sense nowadays. I just don't think about it unless it's NOT there.

    62. Re:Get mom an iMac by mistert2 · · Score: 1
      I have run into this problem on high speed internet and on dial-up. I did a re-install, windows updated, then installed the Norton Anti-virus. The machine had a new hard drive. I got a virus during the windows update(Welcha?).

      A guy brought his machine in to work for me to fix. We put a snazzy 200gb drive in the machine. Installed winxp, and got a virus from the internet after the install, during the windows update.

      I know I am not the problem, because I use a mac.

    63. Re:Get mom an iMac by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      ...and how do you plan to make sure the definition lists are kept up to date automatically?

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    64. Re:Get mom an iMac by Graff · · Score: 4, Informative
      she deletes the printer instead of the print job every so often

      You can fix that pretty easily, at least under Mac OS X 10.3. Go into her account, run Printer Setup Utility, double-click on any printer she may need. Control-click on the dock icons that pop up and select "Keep in Dock". That way she can just press those icons to see what the printer is printing.

      Now go to go to System Preferences->Accounts and make an admin account by. Log into that admin account and go to System Preferences->Accounts. Select your mom's account and click the "Some Limits" button. Click "This user can only use these applications" then click the allow all button. Click the locate button and navigate to Applications->Utilities->Printer Setup Utility and deselect the checkbox. Close the System Preferences.

      Now she can't change her printers. She can still see what's printing because the printer is in the Dock. To really be safe you can also make that printer into a desktop printer just by control-clicking on the Dock icon, selecting "Show in Finder" and then option-control-drag it to the desktop. You can also lock her ability to remove items from the Dock by selecting that option in her account settings so that she can't accidently remove the printer from the dock.
    65. Re:Get mom an iMac by chickenmilkbomb · · Score: 1

      Newer versions of Norton allow you to set the program to automagically download updates.

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    66. Re:Get mom an iMac by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Spybot is part of the IT techs' standard toolkit at the college where I work. I've recovered countless employee workstations from unusability (not to mention "hostile work environment" liability, due to porn pop-ups) with it. Don't anyone be put off by the fact that an MS drone also recommended it; it works. Once nice feature is that not only does it get rid of installed spyware, but it can prevent known spyware from being installed in the first place.

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    67. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The sole reason that they are easier to avoid malicious software (ie Viruses and/or Spyware) is because of the fact that 90% of the world uses Windows.

      That's not quite the sole reason. Even thought moms & pops windows is the ultimate russian mafia spam delivery mechanism and scriptkiddie IRC DOS tool it's not just because 90% of desktops run windows that OSX is safer. Apple has a very proactive security policy; there are regular updates; there is a very decent built in active firewall. Also it is based on FreeBSD which has a track record of being secure. In fact in some recent test (not difficult to google in news.google.com) OSX came out on top (just after OpenBSD) as the most secure OS. If OSX were to run on 90% of all desktops there probably would be much less of a problem.

    68. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, HELL no. This is not the right way to create security by disabling useful features that ma and pa are used to using.

    69. Re:Get mom an iMac by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Windows AV apps are usually shipped with an auto-update feature. On Linux, you can just use a cron job - that works for NOD32 at least, and I presume most others have a similar setup.

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    70. Re:Get mom an iMac by Technetium+Web · · Score: 1

      One word... Linux.
      Forget buying anything, lets face it... we want the cheap alternative. ;)
      I do this a LOT - a nice stable Slackware 9.1, if its got funny hardware (or slower) nice fresh 2.6 kernel. Sure, you may have to resort to KDE/Gnome (LONG LIVE FLUXBOX!)... but they'll have a neary undestructable system - free of M$ based viruses and lets face it, honestly... just as easy 2 use but harder to fuck up!
      Its mother, father, girlfriend and her little brother compliant and protected! Chuck in Armagetron ;), OOffice and firebird - and you got a system that even I would be honored to glue my self to on during the family bbqs!
      Tux is your friend....

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    71. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice way to return the respect due to the person that helped give you life.

      Respect? When life is worth living, then I'll give some respect.

    72. Re:Get mom an iMac by tbjw · · Score: 1

      Hey! If you can't discount MacOS for 'political baggage', then recommend GPL software.

      Like it or not, once you know about OSes, which one you use at home (or make your parents use) is partly a political choice.

    73. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word. that guilt shit's fucked up.

    74. Re:Get mom an iMac by berzerke · · Score: 1

      ...My mom runs Netscape 7 and she still managed to get a virus.

      There is no such thing as a secure computer, but that doesn't mean you don't try to put the odds in your/Mom's favor. If someone wants to infect themselves, they will suceed. Mozilla can do a lot more for the user than IE can, but it can't stop a determined parent from shooting themselves in the foot.

      That said, which virus? Was an email virus that she saved to disk and ran manually? Had a user last week that did just that. She got emailed a zipped virus (with password, one of the new viruses). Having to save the zip file to disk and type in the password to unzip, then run the executable wasn't enough of hurdle to stop this determined user.

    75. Re:Get mom an iMac by dknj · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the license allows you to use it at your place of employment, unlike Adaware. We use it all the time at work and have just recently incorporated the Spybot S&D resident scanner into all of our new builds.

      -dk

    76. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying "9 out of 10" as a synonym for many or most is very human (the Bible is filled with references to big numbers being used to mean an uncountable many) but it as not "an Anecdote". Human speech is almost never literal. Even mathematcal proofs were letting certain assumptions slide until the proofs were computerized.

    77. Re:Get mom an iMac by kevcol · · Score: 1

      How did changing the email client change the number of spams in a given day? I dont understand the connection.

    78. Re:Get mom an iMac by EngMedic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's partly in fear of this that whenever i do significant work on my parent's computers, i leave a rather conspicuous "maintenance readme.txt" somewhere obvious, so that whoever else touches the computer after me to try and fix it doesn't do exactly that.

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    79. Re:Get mom an iMac by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Get mom an iMac. Install OS X if it doesn't have it already. You can pick up a decent iMac on eBay for around $300, but make sure it's at least 300Mhz. Enable auto-updates. Install Mozilla or Firefox, ensure popup blocking is turned on. Done. You will instantly become the favorite child.

      No thanks necessary, it's what I do. :)

      (and yes, I know he said PC. I consider this a PC solution.)

      What about a technophobe 62 year old mother? I want to email her but the most advanced electronics she has is her cordless telephone. That took my brother going over to her house and saying "you WILL use this, because I am throwing out your old phone."

      I dearly want my mother to use a computer, even just for email and Google, but she refuses. How can I bring my 62 year old technophobe halfway into the information age? I do not know enough about Macs to set one up, and of course a Linux box would work, but what about internet access? Dialup is too complex for her, and she does not have cable (TV or anything).

      Ideas? Slashdot, I beseach you, I need geek advice, and I am trolled out for today!

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    80. Re:Get mom an iMac by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      ...even though my procmail system had defanged the filename so he had to rename it. What're ya gonna do?

      I have procmail set up to delete certain attachments, although forcing it to run along with SpamAssassin on my web host is proving to turn more than a few hairs gray... but when I do, I swear, I will be an ubergeek, I swear! Qmail, procmail, et al are great tools to defang spam for family consumption, as well as reduce download times for myself. Even over cable, I spent way too long downloading "Microsoft fixes" from "Hotmail addresses."

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    81. Re:Get mom an iMac by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      I believe that he was just pointing out that MacOS X uses FreeBSD, but in his haste to supply us with information we all know he panicked and typed in Linux instead.

      We need another moderation topic.

      Linux Bigot.


      I fully agree. In an ideal world everytime someone is moderated as Linux Bigot IE would mysteriously appear on their system and fuxzor everything...I think vampires and garlic would be happier together :-)

    82. Re:Get mom an iMac by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 and XP both have an inbuilt firewall, which is (pure genius!) off by default.

      It's also bloody hard to configure. Most p2p apps recommend switching it off, because nobody can ever figure out how to open just one or two ports, but it does the job. Switching windows inbuilt firewall on BEFORE you dial up the internet will protect you well enough that you can go download a real firewall, virus scanner, and/or all the latest patches from MSFT.

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    83. Re:Get mom an iMac by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      You have made me laugh out loud, twice.

      Thank you for your witty commentary!

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    84. Re:Get mom an iMac by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, once I left the immediate area of both my parents and my in-laws, I pretty much did the same thing.

      "What's that, your mahjongg/casino/bingo game doesn't work? I'm not there, so I don't really know...."

      Of course, I get these questions and have to debug a few things everytime I get close to either my parents or the in-laws, but I don't mind that much, it's few and far between and I only fix the things they ask me for any more.

      it's just too frustrating of an exercise to tell them "don't use outlook", because they constantly ask "why", and I tell them why, and they still don't understand. I give them eudora to use, and they stop using it because of the advertisements. Next time I am going to give them thunderbird (which dates the last time I was up there, heh).

      I no longer work in I.T., so I have totally lost the patience to work with non-technical people. It's not like I get mad, but I just find a way to get out of it now.

    85. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. This is just what I do too, exept I replace the iMac with *BSD ;)

    86. Re:Get mom an iMac by FuzzyFurB · · Score: 1

      Brilliant, do you also disable auto-updates and never update your system again? I find IE shortcuts keep poping up on my quick launch and start menu all the time after running windows update.

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    87. Re:Get mom an iMac by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      It changes the number of spams you can see. Thunderbird, for example, has built-in Bayesian spam filtering. Apple's Mail.app has the same thing, and it works wonders. I get maybe two spams a week that squeeze past the filter - before the filter was trained, I'd get at least 5-10 a day.

    88. Re:Get mom an iMac by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      How did changing the email client change the number of spams in a given day? I dont understand the connection.
      Becasue he setup Mozilla's junk mail filtering. She didnt see the span therefore it didn;t exist. Sure it was downloaded, but she never auctually saw it.

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    89. Re:Get mom an iMac by Rallion · · Score: 1

      This is what I do, though I go a bit farther. I don't even have explorer.exe running. Alternate browser, productivity tools, file manager and shell. Windows? Yeah, well...barely. It's really quite nice. Since I started doing things this way a couple years ago I've never gotten any viruses, I've never had a reboot-requiring problem that couldn't be blamed solely on some other program doing something I didn't like. And I can still play all my games. Sure, just running the OS and vital services takes 100MB of RAM...but this is a gaming rig, it can deal.

    90. Re:Get mom an iMac by Dogers · · Score: 1

      if you have spare hardware, why not setup a Smoothwall or IPCop box in front of her machine to use as the firewall and dialler? That way her machine looks like its always connected, no dialling on her behalf needed

      As for MAKING her use it, well, cant help you there :)

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    91. Re:Get mom an iMac by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I would love to know what people are doing to crash Classic MacOS so much. I used a PowerMac 6100 from System 7.1 to 8.5 as my primary computer for seven years, and I had uptimes measured in hundreds of days.

      Just my experience. Maybe OS9 was a piece of crap, but I never had the problems that some people complain about.

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    92. Re:Get mom an iMac by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh huh.

      Hook a USB printer to a Linux box, make it actually work, and tell me it's just as easy as hooking one to a Mac.

      Then put down the crack pipe and understand that, amazingly enough, there are some things Linux is not well-suited for.

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    93. Re:Get mom an iMac by emj · · Score: 1

      Last time I ran OO on MacOSX it crashed constantly (4 months ago) and it really isn't supported yet AFAIK. But ymmv I would love to use OO on Mac, right know I just use OO via an Xterminal.. ;-)

    94. Re:Get mom an iMac by farghen · · Score: 1

      How can a blind person who has never used a computer before use ANY computer, even if it is a Macintosh?

    95. Re:Get mom an iMac by kevcol · · Score: 1

      She didnt see the span therefore it didn;t exist.

      yeah, thats the part I wasnt connecting. I do use Thunderbird at home and work, but in my head, I see the 'Junk' folder and cant resist checking to see if any legit msgs came through. Its actually not even as bad as that, my ISP started offering Postini filtering and it's about 99% accurate. i dont even download that crap, it stays on the postini server.

    96. Re:Get mom an iMac by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      I did that for my family. After maintaining the family 486SX/25for 6 years- we got it was I was almost 13, and it was time for me to move off to college- I had a little sit down with my dad and said "Pops, next time you buy a computer, whether its this Christmas or in another 10 years, buy a Mac." Amazingly enough, he complied, even ordering the iMac/400 online, which is a feat in and of itself.

      When I was in high school I had the time and energy to dick around with that old machine like I did- installing OS/2 2.1 about once a year to run it for a couple months until my dad got confused, and I was compelled to put Win 3.1 back on. Hell, I never even used anything newer than Win 3.1 on the Microsoft side of things until 2000 or so when I got a job on campus with the computer team at the library. Back then, I was pure DOS, then OS/2, back to DOS and then finally to running Linux on a UMSDOS file on my ber own 80 MB hard drive, installed as a slave.

      Anyway. Maintaining that POS was a PIA. And most new PCs are worse, not better. So they got a Mac, and when 10.2 came out, I finally upgraded them to 10.2... Though, my dad was pretty confused by 10.2, though not neccesarily disliking it. What can I say- he spends his 40 hours a week programming assembly for old UNIVAC mainframes for Unisys.

      awww... the memories...

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    97. Re:Get mom an iMac by Boltronics · · Score: 1

      I'm so nice to my mum, that I kindly built her a Gentoo system from stage 1. ;) She doesn't mind it, (especially since she doesn't have to fork out extra money for software). It did take a month for her to fully adjust though. She likes the fact that software is often easy for her to install (once she figures out what the name of the program is).

      She has a ADSL connection with a static IP. I use that to remotely ensure her updates/reverse dependencies are all in order (until she is confident to update the software herself). I just give her a call first to make sure she turns on her computer and isn't using it.

      I guess the thing she likes most of all however is how quick it is. She used to run Windows 98, and after that Mandrake, and is amazed how much quicker Gentoo made her system.

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    98. Re:Get mom an iMac by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      A couple things-

      from what I've heard, OOo is a lot better on OS X these days than it was even those 4 months ago. That said, I've not used it for even longer, so I can't vouch for this personally.

      And next... What do you mean you use OOo via an Xterminal? Do you mean to say that you actually use OO via an xterm window, that is, within one? Or, do you mean you have an Xterminal box, some ditty by NEC or something that you use to run a remote OOo session? *Or* do you mean to say you run OOo remotely on your Mac using X11.app or Xfree on the Mac, running OOo either remotely displaying on the Mac, or running the X11 version locally.

      The first option interests me, although I find it highly unlikely, a pipe dream for a chump like myself. There have been office suites or individual apps in suites that are accessible either through a terminal connection/xterm/console *and* in a GUI. siag is an example, having a vt100 front end and an X11 GUI. siag rules, it standing for "scheme in a grid," which both brings the power and convenience of a spreadsheet to the Scheme language (amonth others these days, including Python via a plugin!) and brings the power of Scheme to a spreadsheet. Before I discovered it, I used my own custom tools, which were somewhat gimpish. Nothing like a spreadsheet with a real language in a fully accessible form ready to go. :)

      Sure, there is VBA for extending Excel. But compared to just writing in a new Scheme function in a cell it is a pain in the rear. Also, the spreadsheet takes the O.G. Lisp ideal to another level, the idea that in Lisp (and Scheme) data and code are one with each other, not two fully seperate parts as in primitive languages like C or C++. In Siag, you put that ideal in practice.

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    99. Re:Get mom an iMac by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Like you said, the updates aren't a problem. At least with what we use on campus- Symantec Norton Antivirus- you can setup updating to happen automatically, once a day, twice a week, whatever.

      But, you'll still be stuck buying a new subscription once every year or two to allow yourself to continue to use the LiveUpdate feature. Otherwise, you'll have to have your parents/whomever download the manual update every otherday and run the installer. That is a serious pain in the ass. I wonder how many people buy a new version of Norton every year *or* purchase a new subscription to LiveUpdate when their original subscription runs out -compared to- how many folks just let it lapse, click through complaints about not having updates and just use one, two, three year old defs.

      But, with the worms and viruses you aren't really all that protected with the latest prefs and a package like Norton. Sure, *really* old viruses Norton can easily remove with no problem. But for Norvag, Beagle, MyDoom and all these other goodies, there is a lot more to it. At the very least, the user will have to reboot into safe mode and to do a scan. With some (w32.mscache comes to mind) that is all that is needed. But a lot of others require a lot more- booting into safe mode, then running a removal tool, maybe maybe even making some registry changes.

      This is really all quite absurd. I work helpdesk for my college, and that is beyond a lot of these PhD'd people, even ones who are somewhat computer savvy. (although, "somewhat" has a liberal definition there!) Of course, when you do a manual or scheduled scan, or somehow Norton simply notices you're infected via the realtime protection, it doesn't tell you what you have to do to remove it... It often says something like: "virus identified. w32.whatever.@b found. quantuntine failed. clean failed" with no indicaiton to the user where they go from there. Of course, smart folks know to go google for help or just go to symantec and look the virus up for info there... But how many regular schmoes know and do this? It's a hassle.

      I'd just tell them to buy a Mac.

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    100. Re:Get mom an iMac by sheriff_p · · Score: 1

      Phew, it's a good thing Microsoft didn't intertwine IE so closely with the operating system that it's actually impossible to escape from it...

      You know how in Windows Explorer, if you click on an HTML document, you'll get a preview of the page in the right-hand panel? IE generates that. Thus, you can get infected JUST BY HIGHLIGHTING the file. You really can't escape...

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    101. Re:Get mom an iMac by WorkEmail · · Score: 3, Funny
      I completely agree with this thread. I usually serve as a 24/7 tech support for anyone that I know who owns a computer. I think the most annoying thing is that my parents click on things they are not supposed to. Here are the rules I have outlines for my parents.

      I will come and fix your computer when you have problems, if and only if....

      You do not open any Email attatchments unless they are from me.

      You do not download any free software unless it is cleared through me first via phone or email.

      You do not click on anything suspicious! You computer already has all of the updates and software it needs, and it is not at the mercy of attackers (any more than the rest of the MS machines I guess. :P), and you don't need to know the weather all the time and have 50 million things in your task bar, etc. You will use default screensavers and wallpapers, and use only default windows color schemes, etc.

      Should you think you need to upgrade you will do so with hardware approved by and installed by me.

      Do not put any disks or programs in your computer that you got from "a buddy at work" or anything like that.

      And last but not least.....pay attention to file names!!!!!!! Something called MS_Word_Document_doc.exe IS NOT A WORD DOCUMENT MOM!

      And no you cannot install Kazaa.

    102. Re:Get mom an iMac by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      So let them do all of her support tasks.

      Which is the whole point of why she wasn't given a Mac

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    103. Re:Get mom an iMac by arekusu · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      iMac + OS X + Safari + PithHelmet.

      The worst computer problem my folks have had in two years is a lightning strike knocking out the router.

      Well, and constantly buying new ink cartridges for their Epson printer, I guess...

    104. Re:Get mom an iMac by Jotaigna · · Score: 1

      I'm about ready to tell my family "I don't do windows anymore."
      I think i'll make myself a t-shirt that says that phrase, kinda like that thinkgeek t-shirt that says "no, i will not fix your computer".
      I am in charge of my whole family's IT departament, and is like taking care of children, you do all you have to do, clean the mess, lecture them, make them promise you they wont do it again, then you turn the other way for 1 second and its mayhem again (or the ocassional tap on the shoulder with a "hey what does this message mean?")

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    105. Re:Get mom an iMac by RexHowland · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow...

      I'd call you a control freak, except I know that, essentially, that's the only way to be safe from viruses and spyware. It just seems like The Totalitarian's Guide to Home Computing or something.

      (And then it makes me think of systems of government, and wonder whether giving people unlimited freedoms is a good thing or not. I'm all for it, in theory. But I see that, applied to computing, the consequences are things like viruses. There really are people that need to be protected from themselves... or at least protected from malicious behavior by others that can be activated by themselves.)

      But back more-or-less to the topic, what is the proper way to protect? Set up some sort of terminal that can only execute approved programs, that doesn't install plug-ins, that only downloads updates from an official source...

      Will this be the future of Windows someday?

    106. Re:Get mom an iMac by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Installing a kernel over ssh? Sounds like a short-story thriller waiting to happen. :)

    107. Re:Get mom an iMac by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      You can always turn off the preview "feature".

      I wonder, if you "preview" a html page that has code in it to launch popup windows, do the popup windows launch when you highlight the file? I kindof doubt it, but I can't say it's impossible. But I think the html generated in the preview pane is not quite full-blown IE, though it most certainly does reuse code that is a part of IE.

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    108. Re:Get mom an iMac by broohaha · · Score: 1

      I did that for my in-laws... We got them an iMac and the only questions I've had to answer are one's like "How do I burn a cd?" It's not bad... no more virii and they've gotten used to it. I did get Word because switching them to a Mac AND OO I think would have been a bit much.

      Yeah, that's just about the kinds of questions I get these days. My mom's got a flat-panel iMac, and she's really gotten into iTunes and has only needed some help in setting up playlists. She figured out how to burn cd's on her own which she's really happy about..

      My dad's got a Powerbook and is more confident navigating through OS X's interface than my mom. I rarely do any support for him since he can figure things out on his own.

      I set them each them up with a .mac account for email. It's been really painless. Save yourself the time. Get them a Mac. My parents live in the other side of the world from me. It saves us a lot on phone calls.

    109. Re:Get mom an iMac by dave420 · · Score: 1

      XP has the "Remote Assistance" feature which lets people connect remotely to the machine, when asked by the machine's owner. It would be very easy to use that to install software on a remote machine. Linux isn't special in that way ;)

    110. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hates these cans!!!

      Heheh - class quote, class movie.

    111. Re:Get mom an iMac by RailRide · · Score: 1
      You know how in Windows Explorer, if you click on an HTML document, you'll get a preview of the page in the right-hand panel? IE generates that. Thus, you can get infected JUST BY HIGHLIGHTING the file. You really can't escape...

      (W98SE w/all patches, IE6, Eudora Pro 3, OE left in an unconfigured state)

      Using the above, whenever I recieve an unsolicited HTML attatchment, I turn off "[V]iew as Web Page" to disable the preview before highlighting the file to remove it. I also have my download folder set to display it's contents by date so any recent attatchments are all clustered together at the top for deletion. (And a loud toilet-flush WAV assigned to the act of emptying the Recycle bin just for effect :) )

      Of course I'm probably lucky with regard to the topic. Both my parents, though not exactly computer literate,(neither uses email and only one does any web browsing (rarely at that)) at least seem to understand the hazards of email attatchments enough to find funny the 'clueless user' horror stories I relate to them from topics just like this.

      ---PCJ

    112. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, and thats how he treats his parents. Imagine how he treats co-workers/clients.

    113. Re:Get mom an iMac by dthree · · Score: 1

      My mom and stepdad have been using an eMac for a while now. I rarely get 'problem' questions, just 'usage' questions. When I suggested an update to 10.3, telling them I could be over to install it in a few days, they asked me where to buy it and installed it themselves that afternoon.

      Now how will I earn my free dinners?

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      "I forgot my mantra."
    114. Re:Get mom an iMac by Deluge · · Score: 1

      Maybe the issue here isn't necessarily new software and new computers, but simply user training.

      I grew up with DOS and learned through and through anything new that came out on PC's. If you such basic things as what constitutes an executable or script file, and what sort of software you should stay away from (things which are usually self-evident to someone who's an experienced user) then you should have no trouble with viruses and and trojans and adware, etc.

      Parents will rarely have this experience. They'll start using the computer to send email and view the web and if some nefarious software starts popping up at, claiming that if they don't click "YES" right this instant that their connection will suck and their kids will all die, of course they'll quite naively click YES.

      So instead of getting them a machine and saying "Here, this is something not even YOU can screw up" educate them so they know the same basics as you do.

      I've never gotten bit by any ad/spyware, virus, or any such thing in all my years of computer use (nearly 2 decades). I made sure that the knowledge that allowed me to not get screwed was passed onto my parents when THEY started using the computer (only a couple years ago, when they realized how handy email and the web could be). Yeah, I set them up with Mozilla (and before that IE with popup blockers) so they wouldn't be annoyed, and set their machine to auto-install the Windows updates, but otherwise I've given them free reign, confident that they know enough not to screw up the machine. And so far so good.

    115. Re:Get mom an iMac by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      That's nice until they take it somewhere to get it fixed because they don't want to bother you.

      That's precisely the reason that I won't even *start* supporting someone for free anymore. The local fix-it shop is not going to spend the time to figure out what's actually wrong or preserve existing data / settings / programs. Their goal is to get the box on and off the bench as fast as possible which means following a fix-it script.

      The other reason they do it that way is that the customers really can't afford a tech to spend 3-4 hours fixing an issue at $60/hr. When a new PC only costs $400, it doesn't take too many hours of support time before buying a new PC starts to look attractive (instead of sinking more costs into the old PC).

      Either PCs have become too cheap for their complexity or support costs are out-of-whack compared to manufacture costs. Examples might be that nobody repairs toasters anymore, cheaper to buy a new one, possibly the same with televisions and VCRs. Cars are probably the closest analogous item because it requires a specialist to maintain it and the user *can* screw it up. But cars cost 100x-200x the per-hour cost of a mechanic.

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    116. Re:Get mom an iMac by Lord+Dreamshaper · · Score: 1

      Have all these restrictions at my house too...problem is that there's so much crap out there that I'm always answering questions about what to do...it's just easier to wipe and reload every few weeks...so far (knock wood) we haven't run into any detructive virii that destroy data, just spam, spyware and resource-hogging "apps"

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    117. Re:Get mom an iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is great except my dad would never go for it. He loves Winblows, AOL and Excel and will not wane off of them. Yes you can use all of them on an iMac, but he wants his PC. He was having problems with it booting and it took forever to login and get to the desktop. I downloaded Ad-Aware and (hint: Updated it) and it removed over 200 items. Whatever was causing his slowdowns, Ad-Aware took care of it. The only other option I would suggest is Norton's Internet Security 2004 . This includes AntiVirus 2004 with spamware support.

    118. Re:Get mom an iMac by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      What shell do you use?

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    119. Re:Get mom an iMac by gte910h · · Score: 1

      You know enough to set up a mac... It really really takes nothing. Its really really easy.

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    120. Re:Get mom an iMac by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      from what I've heard, OOo is a lot better on OS X these days than it was even those 4 months ago. That said, I've not used it for even longer, so I can't vouch for this personally.

      And next... What do you mean you use OOo via an Xterminal? Do you mean to say that you actually use OO via an xterm window, that is, within one? Or, do you mean you have an Xterminal box, some ditty by NEC or something that you use to run a remote OOo session? *Or* do you mean to say you run OOo remotely on your Mac using X11.app or Xfree on the Mac, running OOo either remotely displaying on the Mac, or running the X11 version locally.


      Last time I checked there was no cocoa/carbon version of OOo. If you are going to use it you have to run it from the command line using apple's X11. It almost appears as a normal OSX application except the menu bar is in the X11 position (on the window) and not in the standard OSX position (at the top of the screen) and it does not have the standard look of OSX. It is not in an nested X window if that's what you are asking.

      I am assuming that you don't know much about OSX by your question so forgive me if I come across as condescending.

      I have not used OOo on the mac so I cannot say whether it is decent or not but I do know that if you aer using the standard apple mouse, trying to emulate the right click in X11 applications can be a problem for some applications. I don't know if that applys here or not.

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    121. Re:Get mom an iMac by Pope · · Score: 1
      And last but not least.....pay attention to file names!!!!!!! Something called MS_Word_Document_doc.exe IS NOT A WORD DOCUMENT MOM!

      Isn't that what "Always show file extensions" is for? I swear, I wanted to kill Apple when they made showing file extensions optional on OSX, MS hides them by defualt on everything past Win95, and that's one of the main problems with preading viruses and trojans right there!

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    122. Re:Get mom an iMac by ahamos · · Score: 1

      Oh, so sorry to be off-topic, but I've just run across the goofiest error message ever:

      On HP SmartStart 6.40,

      A Haiku, by the SmartStart Development Team:

      A Fatal Error
      Continue, SmartStart Cannot
      Agony, Reboot

      On topic, however, my dad is an infuriating Mac user, which I also used to be. Then I got a career in IT (as opposed to just a job) and I wasn't working on Macs any more. That was in 1999, and he's still calling and asking for support on new Mac technologies. Um, hello, I haven't touched one in 5 years.

      He calls almost every day. "I had problems today, so I ran Norton Utilities." "My cable modem doesn't work. What do I do?"

      I can't tell you how seriously close I've come to installing a W2K server as a DC in a child domain to mine, using group policy to lock his butt down, and forcing his connection to proxy through my ISA server. No more worries about downloading virii, but I couldn't ignore the phone any more.

    123. Re:Get mom an iMac by pcountry · · Score: 1

      I sure couldn't tell you how she managed to crash the classic MacOS - I was usually 3000 miles away. Probably she had the "help" of visiting grandchildren. By going with Yellow Dog Linux, I achieved several things: No costly upgrade to Mac OS X; no root access by people besides me; possibility of remote troubleshooting via SSH (which hasn't been necessary, BTW); and I know Linux a lot better than OSX.

    124. Re:Get mom an iMac by jht · · Score: 1

      That worked for me, too. She wanted a computer, we got her an iMac, and she talked Dad into a cablemodem.

      Several years later, she now has an eMac with Panther, burns discs, and single-handedly forces websites to make their sites Mac-usable.

      Of course, it helps that my wife and I use Macs at home, as do my sister and her husband, and my wife's family as well. There's a big support system in place.

      I even use one in my office to do the bookeeping and such.

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    125. Re:Get mom an iMac by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Indeed, however the fact that you also need XP to connect to help them is somewhat *special*.

      I used to run VNC on their box, but it's pretty slow (they're on dialup), so I was talking about ssh.

      And please don't even think about telling me how you can do that with XP's command line, that's not a useful tool at all.

    126. Re:Get mom an iMac by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      If sender is not in address book, Delete

      Simple as that. I can't seem to find out how to setup a similar rule in Outlook Express.

    127. Re:Get mom an iMac by WorkEmail · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Pretty much everything after 95 has them hidden. And also it is hard to change file attributes in anything past 95.

    128. Re:Get mom an iMac by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > There really are people that need to be protected from themselves

      No, they don't. Natural Selection. If they can manage to do permanent damage to themselves using a computer (except maybe eyestrain or Carpal Tunnel (what's that acronym... RSI?)), they probably should not be passing on their genes.

    129. Re:Get mom an iMac by tobycat · · Score: 1

      A reasonable question. I was skeptical at first too, thinking it was a waste of time. All it took was persistence and a good memory. Grandma was able to navigate based upon auditory feedback. I set it up so that when the mouse passed over each of her three choices (email, web, text editor) it would speak the application name. She's not too good with a mouse but does manage decently well since the auditory feedback is reasonable whenever she hits a menu. The keypad is her backup navigation method. My positive story aside, I really do wish that someone would design a computer specifically for older people. Keyboards are much tougher for them due to arthritic hands and lower sensitivity in the finger tips making it harder to feel the edges of keys. Mice often require too much fine motor control for elderly folks with arthritis. Those with vision impairment face all sorts of challenges when it comes to getting properly oriented on a display and activating the right application/feature/selection. Don't get me wrong - I am thrilled with the accessibility features that manufacturers (especially Apple) build into their products. They helped my grandma. It would just be nice to see something designed from the ground up for accessibility rather than something modified after the fact. I think the industry can do even better.

    130. Re:Get mom an iMac by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks! But I have to admit I find your movies to be a little irritating.

      /hoping you are not THAT Chris Tucker

    131. Re:Get mom an iMac by M-G · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 and XP both have an inbuilt firewall, which is (pure genius!) off by default.

      Uh...since when does W2K have a built-in firewall?

    132. Re:Get mom an iMac by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      I've had problems with this - I tried very much the same approach at work on 10.3, and I found that a normal user could still delete the printer from the print dialog - File, Print and then Edit Printer List from the printer selection box. Then delete the printer. We get students deleting OSX printers quite often, either through mischief or mistakes, and I haven't managed to stop them yet. I'll try your method again step by step in case I goofed it up last time... who knows? Maybe you could check your setup and see if 'Edit Printer List' still allows deletion... if it doesn't, hurrah!

    133. Re:Get mom an iMac by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not him. (THANK YOU, Jesus!!)

      I'm 52, so I claim prior art.

      Although, having the same name has been useful in getting reservations and upgrades and the like. You just got to know when to drop the name into the phone conversation with the drone on the other end of the line.

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    134. Re:Get mom an iMac by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      Last time I ran OO on MacOSX it crashed constantly (4 months ago) and it really isn't supported yet AFAIK. But ymmv I would love to use OO on Mac, right know I just use OO via an Xterminal..

      It must be a lot better now. Just a couple of weeks ago I created an entire presentation for work (had to give a presentation for engineering community on linux in our business unit.. where we are, where we're going, etc). Not only did I spend several hours straight using OO without a single glitch, but I used the pb and OO to do the presentation too. I put the pb to sleep and woke it up a few times while running OO too.

      Only gripe: Couldn't find out how to hide the toolbar on the top of the screen during presentation... and didn't know it was going to be there until the last minute so I didn't have time to look. Had to set dock back to auto-hide to get it out of the way too.

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    135. Re:Get mom an iMac by Graff · · Score: 1
      You know what, I could swear this worked but I just found out that Printer Setup Utility CAN'T be selected as one of the programs to limit. Dunno why but I was sure that I had done it before. No matter, we now turn to the power of Unix. Log into an account that has admin powers and enter this:
      sudo chmod o-rx 'Applications/Utilities/Printer Setup Utility.app'
      It will ask you for the password to the account you are currently in, enter it.

      Now make sure that the users who you don't want to mess around with the printers are not admin users and you are all set. Only root and members of the admin group can use Printer Setup Utility.app. This includes the "Edit Printer List" option, because what that does is launch Printer Setup Utility.app.

      The only caveat is that if you ever repair disk permissions by way of Disk Utility it may change those permissions back. Just re-do this hint after repairing permissions.

      Heh, I love Mac OS X's Unix roots!
    136. Re:Get mom an iMac by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Since as long as I can remember.

      Connection properties - TCP/IP properties - advanced - options - TCP/IP Filtering.

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    137. Re:Get mom an iMac by Rallion · · Score: 1

      LiteStep...the default theme, actually. Ultimately it's barely any different from explorer anyway, but I like it.

    138. Re:Get mom an iMac by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0
      But, you'll still be stuck buying a new subscription once every year or two to allow yourself to continue to use the LiveUpdate feature.

      Or, you can just get a err... 'cheap' copy of NAV corporate version, and install the NAV NT client, and set it up not to use a central server. It will allow you to continue updating for as long as you want... no subscription required, and it is more or less the same is the normal NAV.

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    139. Re:Get mom an iMac by Lev_Arris · · Score: 1

      > You do not open any Email attatchments unless they are from me.

      What about forged e-mail headers/From addresses?

    140. Re:Get mom an iMac by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      Sweet, thanks - I assume the problem I had was that I just assumed Printer Setup had been disallowed because it wasn't explicitly on the 'allowed programs' list. I'll give the permissions a try - I didn't really want to mess with the permissions until I'd checked that there wouldn't be terrible consequences for regular users, but it sounds like this is what I'm after, and I'm now able to check it on a test machine.

      Thanks again...

    141. Re:Get mom an iMac by alexpage · · Score: 1

      I found some instructions on disabling MSHTML.DLL a while ago, but the bookmark is on a machine currently without a net connection. It should help.

      Then again, IIRC Explorer uses the default application to generate the preview. I know that JPG images in Explorer on my Windows box have the Mozilla icon on the thumbnail, I don't know about HTML files though.

    142. Re:Get mom an iMac by M-G · · Score: 1

      Oh...that. Doesn't provide much in the way of options.

    143. Re:Get mom an iMac by WorkEmail · · Score: 1

      The spam I hate is the ones who get things about your life right... Like if I really did email someone on my contact list called Bob H yesterday, and then I get a spam from Bob H with a subject that is called Re:. But still, as long as you don't mess with any attatchments it is alright.

  2. OS X by BWJones · · Score: 4, Informative

    What software or strategies do you use to protect your parents' PCs? Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?"

    Well, the solution is pretty simple actually. Since OS X does not have the virus/worm issues that Windows has, is easy to use and set-up, does not have the malware issues that Windows has, I purchased iBooks for my mother and my sister to use. They are cheap, quite effective, durable as can be and since they live many hundreds of miles away from me, I am not always having to do tech support over the phone (or video iChat). Quite frankly, I really don't have the time these days to do computer support so this really is the best solution. Additionally, I would much rather spend the time I have to interact with my family on more fulfilling topics than computer support.

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    1. Re:OS X by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Since OS X [apple.com] does not have the virus/worm issues that Windows has...

      What virus/worm issue? I hate to sound like a MS fanboy, but have the people bashing Windows even tried XP? I know a lot of people still use Windows 98, but you realize that is a 7 year old OS, right?

      I run Windows XP, with the built-in firewall enabled. I have Norton AV with the Real-time File Protection enabled. Live Update updates my Virus Definition files automatically. I have weekly full-systems scans scheduled. I have Windows Automatic Updates configured to automatically download patches.

      Total time to complete the above steps: about 20 minutes. Once.

      I have yet to have a virus infection or trojan intrusion (well, at least to my knowledge).

      However, I have had a grand total of one system crash (in the last two years). I just recently installed a Hauppauge PVR-250, and XP flashed a warning that the drivers were 'not certified'. I installed them anyway, and sure enough, the system crashed on the next reboot. However, the system has worked fine for the last three weeks.

      I also had one instance of Windows Update installing a bad driver. Note: This was NOT Automatic Update, but Windows Update which is selected under the Start menu. A new driver was recommened for my NIC, which subsequently interferred with audio in voice conferences. It took 10 whole clicks and about 30 seconds to roll-back the driver to the previous version. Problem solved.

      Now,...what was the original question?

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  3. Just Say No! by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I run into the same problem at my college which distributes laptops to all students. I have come up with a motto that has made life easier for a great many people...

    "JUST SAY NO!"

    No matter what it's asking, just click no. I've never run into a time where this can cause a problem. If it comes back a few times, (do you want to go to this encrypted page), read it. Then if you're really sure, click yes.

    1. Re:Just Say No! by dozing · · Score: 1
      No matter what it's asking, just click no. I've never run into a time where this can cause a problem.

      My buddy killed his hard disk because he kept telling scan disk not to fix errors it detected. Eventually it went kaput. But I will agree that in most cases its best to encourage them to say no.

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    2. Re:Just Say No! by wthynot · · Score: 5, Funny


      Spammer's note to self: Make great big "No!" button in phony system-error popup.

    3. Re:Just Say No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your buddy didn't kill his hard disk by clicking no. Scandisk dosen't fix your hard disk, what it may do is make some data accessable, but once the downward spiral starts, scandisk sin't going to slow it down.

    4. Re:Just Say No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're buddies drive would have died anyway. There isn't a single thing that scandisk does that will prevent a drive from dying. It might save a filesystem from corruption, but it's not going to prevent/fix physical problems. All filesystem problems can be fixed with the handy administration tool "fdisk", which should be used on all Windows PC's bi-annually. Think of it as an enema for Windows.

    5. Re:Just Say No! by dozing · · Score: 1
      Your buddy didn't kill his hard disk by clicking no. Scandisk dosen't fix your hard disk, what it may do is make some data accessable, but once the downward spiral starts, scandisk sin't going to slow it down.

      True my buddy didn't physically kill his hard disk. But, generally scragging enough operating system files to cause the system to no longer load even in safe mode can be considered "killing a hard disk." There is no physical damage and the drive is reusable/recoverable, but damage has been done.

      "Figure of Speech" [n] language used in a figurative or nonliteral sense.

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    6. Re:Just Say No! by K.B.Zod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about those oh-so-cunningly crafted popups and banner ads that look like legitimate dialogs? Clicking No or anything else in them will just suck you in (unless you block the ads altogether.)

    7. Re:Just Say No! by frumin · · Score: 1

      Would you like to not not format the hadr drive ?
      Ok Cancel

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    8. Re:Just Say No! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      In the old dos days it was press any key to continue, Bill Gates has such a sense of humor! It was so much fun laughing at people who tried to hit [cntrl alt del] to keep from formating the winchester.

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    9. Re:Just Say No! by thryllkill · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've actually seen this, where in really tiny letters it says something crazy like, "Clicking "no" indicates you do not mind this software being installed on your system."

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      Note to self: No more arguing with the faithful.

    10. Re:Just Say No! by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      Get your parents on Firebird. No more popups! Preach to them on the evils of clicking one of those damn banner ads. And for that matter, get your parents the hell out of Outlook and into a nice Yahoo Email address - Yahoo does a limited amount of virus scanning.

      Tell them NOT to use the computer for anything important like banking or record keeping. Tell 'em there are evil people on the web who can hack into their computer, so it's best not to put important stuff on the damn thing. Tell 'em to never give out passwords and IDs, no matter WHO asks for 'em. Tell 'em TO PHONE YOU if they have any questions or if anything on the computer starts to ask questions. Tell em these things OVER AND OVER again so they start to sink in.

      Hell, write it down for 'em on a little postcard and attach said postcard to the top of the monitor if you have to.

    11. Re:Just Say No! by cturtle99 · · Score: 1

      I've trained my mother to "just say no" and this caused her most recent problem. I have Norton SystemWorks on her computer. It monitors what programs are accessing the internet and when it doesn't have a rule for a particular program it asks if that program should access the internet. When asked if a particular program should be able to access the internet she chose to block the program's access. It turns out that this was a Windows program that apparently needs to access the internet and her computer was not able to get on the internet. She called her cable modem service provider because she thought she was being nice by not bothering me. They sent a tech to her house who determined that Norton Firewall was the problem but only knew how to "fix" the problem by telling her to disable her firewall. Finally after a while of my doing phone tech support with her she remembered that she had clicked "Block" on some message box, and I was able to get her firewall working properly again. I've asked her to write a note when she gets messages like these in the future so I can figure out whats going on without a lot of digging. I'm still waiting to see if that works!

    12. Re:Just Say No! by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just change the Windows decoration and theme. If you got for -- say -- a green theme, than a blue popup will look suspicious.

    13. Re:Just Say No! by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      Do you not want your hard disk to be formatted? [Yes] [No]

    14. Re:Just Say No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under DOS/Windoze you generally say "NO".
      In all the *nix variants, the kernel knows better than you do and you should usually say "Yes".
      Is it any wonder that the first thing you type at an MS commandline is phonetically equivalent to stupidity: Dir, dur, duh...?

  4. Its come full circle.. by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before they were controlling what I should and I shouldn't watch, now I'm controlling what they should and shouldn't download and install.

    Ahh, the life cycle.

    1. Re:Its come full circle.. by caluml · · Score: 3, Funny

      Be nice to your kids - remember, they choose your old-age home.
      Ain't payback a bitch?

    2. Re:Its come full circle.. by kfg · · Score: 1

      "Did I tell you not to install Gator?"

      "Uh huuuuh."

      "Then why did you install it?"

      "I don't know."

      The fun part is when you get to spank them and send them to bed without dinner.

      You know what they say people, be nice to your kids, because someday you're going to have to rely on them being nice to you.

      KFG

    3. Re:Its come full circle.. by lgbarker · · Score: 1

      Remember how you got around all of their commands? Does "I didn't know you meant I couldn't do *that*" sound familiar?
      Turnabout works both ways.

    4. Re:Its come full circle.. by G-funk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.

      Grampa: You already put me in a home.

      Homer: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on Sixty Minutes!

      Grampa: I'll be good!

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    5. Re:Its come full circle.. by ssbljk · · Score: 1

      I'll rather call it: protecting PCs from parents

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  5. Barely by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

    You can give them "kiddy wheels" like they put on public computers... but then they'll probably be like "Why can't I install this" and you'll have to think of an answer other than "You're too stupid to have that kind of power so I took it away from you."

    1. Re:Barely by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Just say it's "a technical thing - I'll look into it"

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  6. Make them a 'guest' by GenBradly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I start by making their account a 'guest'. If I have to be the IT staff policy #1 is don't install/change anything without asking! Thus 'guest' works well.

  7. Ghost the system by pvt_medic · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just create a ghost of the system with everything installed and every so often just wipe the computer and reinstall things. Takes a little doing to get the parents trained well enough to save files correctly, but it works well, and every 6 months i sit down for a couple hours and reinstall everything. Maybe over doing it but I dont have to do anything in between except change ink cartridges

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    1. Re:Ghost the system by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      That's not solving the problem, though. 1) Bye bye emails, documents.... 2) The poster wanted to *eliminate* the support calls, not make it so he comes over and reinstalls. (These types of parents don't have the knowhow to reformat/reinstall/restore from a ghost.)

    2. Re:Ghost the system by Talinom · · Score: 1

      Yes, as a matter of fact, that is solving the problem. People learn via pain. Ever put your hand on a red hot stove? Ever do it again?

      I set up a machine with everything that they need like Spybot, AdAware, and some anti-virus software. I give them plenty of advice and answer all of their questions. I let them know that they can lose ALL of their data forever (address books, favorite e-mails, legal documents) if they don't follow them.

      Inevitably they learn to protect their data when everything is gone. I re image the system once or twice and they are CURED.

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    3. Re:Ghost the system by slaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I set up an old Motorola StarMax with an 18GB drive, running NetBSD. I put Samba on it, and configured samba to do roaming profiles.
      Once a week, my mom clicks an icon that reboots her machine and restores a ghost image from a DVD.
      When the PC reboots again, she presses "1" to start windows, and all her email and stuff is where she left it, on the BSD machine.

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    4. Re:Ghost the system by nolife · · Score: 1

      I've used something similar for relatives. You can mimimize the negatives you speak of with some prior planning.

      I start with 2 partitions, C and D. I make C roughly 1GB and install the OS and all current patches. I also install any apps and all the freeware/OSS I can find (Firefox, Thunderbird, AVG antivirus, Spybot, AbiWord or OO, Irvanview, Winamp, Dixv codecs, WinVNC (not as a service but they know how to manually start it if I need access) blah blah to the C drive or the D drive. For W2K/XP, I create a recurring backup job using MS Backup to make a backup of Documents and Settings to the D drive or for Win98, I point My Documents to D:\My Documents. I use a imaging tool to make an image and burn it over to a bootable cdr and give the computer to the relative.
      I give specific instructions to them that anything that gets installed from that point on goes to D:\ and I make sure the person knows to change the C:\Program Files\[some app] to a D:\Program Files\[someapp] when prompted for an install path on anything THEY install later.

      When the shit hits the fan, they can boot with the "restore disk" and restore the C partition to a day one image and loose very little real data. Installing stuff over to D is not foolproof as most of the apps they install will need to be reinstalled BUT 99% of the time, they will not lose anything from that application if it is installed back to the same exact location on D:\. Of course they still need to backup thier own stuff on D in case a HD fails but that is beyond my control.

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    5. Re:Ghost the system by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      I also install any apps and all the freeware/OSS I can find (Firefox, Thunderbird, AVG antivirus, Spybot, AbiWord or OO, Irvanview, Winamp, Dixv codecs, WinVNC (not as a service but they know how to manually start it if I need access)

      You forgot VLC. (videolan)

    6. Re:Ghost the system by useosx · · Score: 1

      I think I smell a new Microsoft ad:
      New Windows XP Reloaded. Now, only needs to be hosed and reinstalled from DVD every two weeks.

      Microsoft: Which BSD distro do you rely on today?

    7. Re:Ghost the system by cygnus · · Score: 1
      Once a week, my mom clicks an icon that reboots her machine and restores a ghost image from a DVD. When the PC reboots again, she presses "1" to start windows, and all her email and stuff is where she left it, on the BSD machine.
      i don't know why, but that reminds me of those guides you can find to teach your cat how to use the toilet... :)
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    8. Re:Ghost the system by Alphi1 · · Score: 1
      I just create a ghost of the system with everything installed and every so often just wipe the computer and reinstall things.

      This is exactly what I've done for my parent's computer. The only big difference, is I chose to use DriveImage instead of Ghost (just because that's what I had on-hand).

      Much like other suggestions, I set it up with a C: drive for the OS and the majority of program installs, then I set up the D: drive as the default save location for downloads, e-mail attachments, documents, and the like.

      Then I created an image of the C: drive, put it on the D: drive, and anytime they call me with computer problems, after I try a few simple things, I just have them restore the image back to the C: drive, and everything is good again.

      That way, all of their documents/e-mails/downloads/etc. are preserved, but the OS and all installed software goes back to a state that I personally set up as stable.

    9. Re:Ghost the system by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You know, this is the problem with windows... If you could just install programs somewhere with everything they need to run in that dir it would be so much easier. Then new comp, copy the dir's over - good to go. Reimage the OS, boom everything is basically the same, only need to change themes for the os again.

      Then again, I often think most of the "reinstall" problems with windows are becasue programs don't stay separate in their own dir. That's what I hate about many windows programs... I want to have hundreds of programs available - but I don't want them doing anything but sitting on disk unless and until I run them. For instance, why does a TV display program need to insist on running in the background? Why does winamp need a process running all the time? etc etc.... If I'm not watching TV or listing to mp3, these programs can die!!! And then they don't even give you a choice, unless you know msconfig or registry editing to force them not to run on startup.

      I'm probably weird though, I'd prefer some startup lag on the program than startup lag on Windows getting all those things "pre loaded". Plus that's what drives all this new hardware... all these things running in the background when all you really want is the 8 times a year you need a spreadsheet to start it up, you don't want the overhead all the time. Likewise with the video editing program, or image editor.

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  8. Obvius by gcore · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, Linux of course!
    Or some other OS that doesnt suck and require you to install shit.

  9. I would install NT4 SP1. by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny

    If my Mum ever wanted a computer, I'd set her up with NT4 (SP1), IIS running, no virus scanner or firewall, and her logged in as Administrator.
    I've mentioned Linux, and how nice it is, and once she became frustrated with Windows, I'm sure she'd agree :)

    1. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by dozing · · Score: 1
      ...once she became frustrated with Windows, I'm sure she'd agree

      Man, that's just plain evil. If you'd do that to family I'd hate to imagine what your capable of. Though I must admit its tempting to do that to my boss...

      --
      Dozings.com -- Its kinda funny... If you're as crazy as me.
    2. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If my Mum ever wanted a computer, I'd set her up with NT4 (SP1), IIS running, no virus scanner or firewall, and her logged in as Administrator."

      To paraphrase the BOFH --

      Mom? (yes?) Remember the time I wanted to go over to Billy's house so I can play with him and you said no? (um, I guess...why do you ask?) Oh...nothing. Nevermind.

    3. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by kryocore · · Score: 1

      Why didn't I think of that!?!? If I go rid of their (linksys) firewall and enable IIS, they'll most certainly ask me for advice within a week and I could then tell them to get a new ($3000)computer. Then I'd have access to another machine for LAN parties!

    4. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Problem is that you'd be just as frustrated fielding all the phone calls from an angry mom.

      I installed Linux and configured mozilla, then gave it to my mom. Rarely do I have to deal with a phonecall anymore (except for an annoying linux bug that would require an annoying download on a 26kbps modem).

    5. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by simonharvey · · Score: 1
      my mothers computer had a faulty motherboard that used to wipe everything on the hardrive every 3-6 months.

      this almost garenteed a low average of spyware and virilli running on her computer however then I gave her my computer running Fedora Core 1 and she has been OK ever since, however i do fear for her:

      instead of being afraid of spyware, etc... now it's bash, cp, ls, networking, X11, etc...

    6. Re:I would install NT4 SP1. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while funny some people are the 'paint is wet' kind of people.

      I told mine the list of things they MUST do. It gets done usually every six months (if im lucky).

      Recently though a virus walked their computer and ate a bunch of files they liked. Well they are MUCH more responsive to this sort of stuff now.

      Other OS's are a good idea but eventually they will be in the same shape as windows. Im for get them into the mood now rather than later.

  10. I Got Them Firefox by CeleronXL · · Score: 1

    I got my parents, particularly my dad, Firefox. My dad was always plauged with spyware and such things when he browsed with Internet Exploiter. Now he uses Firefox which doesn't allow all of that crap to automatically install itself. Also because he's using Firefox, system updates aren't always as urgent as they would be if he actually used IE.

  11. Safer PC by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My parents have a Gentoo Linux box, and only I have the root password.

    1. Re:Safer PC by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

      i am planning to do the same with debian and my MIL's computer (Pentium 90...ack...no compiling for me)

    2. Re:Safer PC by zoloto · · Score: 2

      For a while I gave my mom MDK 9.2 (now upgraded to 10) to get used to linux . Then I installed it dualboot. She never touched windows in the 3 months' she's used (linux) it. Sure I've had to add openoffice, mozilla too... but she's never had a problem either.

      and only I have the root password: a 56 character password with uppercase, lowercase, numbers and special characters all encrypted with my gpg key.

      my mom can get at it, but i've told her I can do everything remotely and she really doesn't care otherwise. no problems, no fuss... no phonecalls at 3am PST when her computer at work or home is on the fritz (she's EST)

      fun fun

    3. Re:Safer PC by caluml · · Score: 1

      That is the way I would do it, seriously. If they needed anything else installing, a quick SSH in and emerge would sort them out. And in an emergency, they could always be talked though linux init=/bin/bash, followed by mount / -oremount,rw

  12. The biggest rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No Internet Explorer/Outlook. Do not let them use it under any circumstances. That's where the vast majority of problems from the internet come from. Get them Mozilla, or Firefox/Thunderbird, or Opera, or anything other Internet Explorer and Outlook.

  13. VNC by after · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use VNC to do check ups on my fathers computer a few times a day. This is real usedull because you can check the computer as if you were sitting in front of it in a very short ammount of time; You dont have to stand up and phisicaly be at the computer.

    I also installed Mozilla Firebi...fox on his computer so that he does not install anything he really neads.

    1. Re:VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use VNC to do check ups on my fathers computer a few times a day.

      Wow, now that's committement. Is your father surfing porn and clicking Yes constantly?

      ... is real usedull because ...
      ... very short ammount of time ...
      ... and phisicaly be ...

      ... so that he does not install anything he really neads.

      Doesn't install anything he needs? Like a spell-checker? How does Firefox stop him from installing things he needs, specifically?

    2. Re:VNC by g0qi · · Score: 1

      VNC is great, but naked. You only need to sit around on 5900 to get passwd and HA, now the whole cracker world can control your dad's machine.

      VNC over SSH, or perhaps something like gotomypc (if it's worth it) works a lot better, and secure.

      --
      Yea. I know.
    3. Re:VNC by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just did the same thing for my parents. I set them up with the latest tightVNC, AVG Antivirus (which they'll have to register), adaware, zonealarm and Moz 1.6.

      They live 800 miles away and as much as my father *thinks* he knows what he's doing you can tell when someone does not. I bought them both new computers and told each of them that if the other's PC breaks that *no one* (including them!) is allowed to try to fix it. Surprisingly enough, they don't mess with the other's computer; but, my father does teach my mother how to use some of the applications she uses.

      I've got to say that the best advice to tell your parents is to not tell the other when they are having problems with their PC. Fathers usually like to fix things - lets face it, it makes us feel usful - but when parents get older they get testy. And two testy people arguing over a PC is an ugly affair.

      My advice to the parent topic: buy your parent's their own individual PCs - you'll never have been happier!

    4. Re:VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can change the default port, refuse concurrent connections, use a strong password policy and tunnel in via SSH or SSL.

      Courtesy 2600 - Winter 2003-2004 issue. V20, #4

    5. Re:VNC by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      More importantly, shouldn't that read "doesn't need"? Or maybe "doesn't need but thinks he does"?

    6. Re:VNC by Rip+Van+Winkle · · Score: 1

      VNC? Wow.. What was his IP address again?! :)

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    7. Re:VNC by after · · Score: 1

      How embarasing. Sorry about the typos, it should be obvious I was in a rush to get one of the first 10 posts on this article. I am a karma whore, ... ohh look: 5, Interasting.

      Internet Explorer lets you install plugins that can virtually destroy your computer to a point where the only thing left to do it format the hard drive. No adware, no anti-virusus. Clean re-install.

      Firefox, well... the pop-up blocker is real nice, and it wont let you downlaod ActiveX components.

    8. Re:VNC by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Not only that but instead of running BT (the file-sharing software, not the telecom company) on your own computer and leaving it running like a polite little file-sharer, you can use your mother/father/ex-fiance's computer to do the file-sharing thing and slow their network down instead of yours. When its done just send it to yourself by DCC send.

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    9. Re:VNC by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I tried to set my mom up with a limited use account, but then my brother installed a D-Link wireless card. The software started popping up these weird errors, and would continue to pop up one every thirty seconds or so, making life miserable.

      I let my brother take a stab at solving it. His solution (which he found on a "helpful" tech forum) was to give the account admin privileges. I argued with them for a while, but the only solution I could come up with was to uninstall the software and try a different product.

      The sad thing is, to this day, I don't believe my mom has ever used her laptop in an area with a wireless network.

      Good thing my brother hasn't been 'round these parts in a few months. :)

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    10. Re:VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I am after)

      We have a firewall.

    11. Re:VNC by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 1

      Would just like to point out like many other posters - VNC by itself is not a good idea.

      Between man in the middle attacks and being able to just brute force the *max* 8 character password, it alone is asking for trouble.

    12. Re:VNC by borgasm · · Score: 1

      Amen

      It is so much easier to talk them through a 5 minute install of TightVNC, than to talk them through hour-long virus,spyware,installs....etc

    13. Re:VNC by nolife · · Score: 1

      I've installed it on many relatives computers. You do not need to run it as an always listening system service. The person can start it when you need to connect and stop it when you are done. I'll take my chances with that against a man in the middle.

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    14. Re:VNC by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 1

      No (major) complaints then as long as it's not running constantly.

    15. Re:VNC by ebsf1 · · Score: 1

      You only do this till you turn it on and catch your Dad surfing porn...or even worse...your Mum.

    16. Re:VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Radmin (www.radmin.com), its much faster than vnc and has file tranfer capability. I know tightvnc has this, but you can't beat radmin for screen refresh speed.

      Funny this topic should come on slashdot at this time. Right now I'm connected to my dad's pc cleaning off spyware, loading patches and configuring a lame script to compress his .wav collection.

    17. Re:VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the 5 typos - I thought you were making a joke post. Sitting in front of a time delayed VNC session can produce typos! ;)

    18. Re:VNC by itsari · · Score: 1

      But how would you know who was behind the keyboard?

    19. Re:VNC by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Steal the only admin password. ;)

    20. Re:VNC by C.+Alan · · Score: 1

      That is what I did with my parents. I set up their xp pro machine with them as Limited users, and I am the only user allowed to log on as admin.

      There computer has been hooked up to a Cable modem for two months now. So far, so good. Every once and awhile I get on their machine via remote desktop just to make sure they have the latest windows updates.

  14. Firefox! by osu-neko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remove that blue "e" from the Programs menu, and teach them to click on the little red fox circling the globe. That'll prevent a lot of this from happening...

    --
    "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    1. Re:Firefox! by getha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even better, just replace FireFox's icon with IE's... They'll just think IE changed its look and feel and thank Microsoft for making their life better.

      It's what I did...

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    2. Re:Firefox! by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      I love Firefox, I would love to use it. However it is 0.8! crashes right and left on my W2k box.

      Fastest browser I have ever seen.

      Had to downgrade to Mozillia.

    3. Re:Firefox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I'd recommend trashing your application preferences directory and install Firefox again. Everytime I've seen a problem like that, it's been due to a corrupt pref file. In fact, it even says to do this in the readme.txt file within the source version.

    4. Re:Firefox! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Today at school I had to look at a teacher's computer that had over 5 different {spy,ad}ware apps installed. I gave up trying to identify and remove them after struggling through 2 or 3 and instead took off the shortcuts to IE and downloaded Firefox.

      I renamed the desktop shortcut "Internet (Firefox)" so it looks like "Internet Explorer", and put it in the spot where IE was. I would've felt guilty if I'd changed the icon to the blue e.

      Now if only I can convince the school board to standardize on Mozilla...well, after I convince them to switch from Borland C++ 4.5 to the latest GCC (MinGW) that actually complies with the C++ standard, and tell them to stop using IIS 4.0. Ah, seems like they just upgraded to IIS 5.0, what an improvement.

    5. Re:Firefox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll be fun if they call someone else besides you for tech support :)

    6. Re:Firefox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try version 0.7. I personally find 0.8 to be a bit buggy, and it actually broke some functionality from the last version (The scroll button on my mouse doesn't work in it...)

    7. Re:Firefox! by KingJoshi · · Score: 1

      And have them believe a lie and give Microsoft credit for the great work in Mozilla? They know you're more knowledgable about computers and software and if you set up Firefox as the default and tell them MS IE has security problems galore and they shouldn't use it and remove the icons, then why wouldn't they use Firefox? Do they distrust you that much? Is their curiosity piqued that much that they just have to use IE? As far as I can recall, Windows will only use IE for windowsupdates.com and regular windows explorer. As long as they dont go elsewhere with it, there shouldn't be a problem.

      It's sad that you have to resort to tricks instead of the truth. Regardless of their intelligence level, if you say that they put themselves are more risk and hassle by using IE, then they should use Firefox if they trust you. I can see kids disobeying their parents out of philosophical disagreement or immaturity, but I don't see how either come into play here.

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      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    8. Re:Firefox! by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

      This is helping a lot!

      I am loath to give up my tweaking but if that is what it takes to own the fastest browser in the world I am willing to give up a few things.

  15. I can't believe it ! I'm the first ! :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, install a distro with a minimalist desktop and a browser+email client. No virus, no adware, you know.

    Ryo99.

  16. Siblings by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    How to deal with tech support requests from parents?

    That's what my two younger brothers are for! I just had to teach them enough so that I could send my parents to them.

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    1. Re:Siblings by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      Beware though. The learners may soon become the masters and overthrow you. *Evil Laugh* My brother will never know what happened.

      --
      Marvin knew: "Think of a number, any number..."
    2. Re:Siblings by quinkin · · Score: 1
      Then you just need to teach them enough to fix what they have fscked up with their new found skills.... :)


      me: "Ok, now click Format..."


      Q.

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      Insert Signature Here
    3. Re:Siblings by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      I am 1000 miles from Mom's place so my brothers get to handle tech support. When I visit once a year, that's when I get to fix whatever it is they've screwed up. The big problems have actually been hardware instead of software related. On the other hand, I have yet to successfully teach her not to forward crap emails.

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    4. Re:Siblings by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      I just had to teach them enough so that I could send my parents to them.

      Your in management, aren't you?

    5. Re:Siblings by KingJoshi · · Score: 1

      My brother is 8 years younger and still in HS so he lives home. I've been trying to teach him as much as I could. And I agree with your strategy. But I've taught him too much about my ways of life. He's lazier and more stubborn than me!

      But it's all cool. My parents have supported me all of my life. And I will support them for all of theirs.

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      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    6. Re:Siblings by WheeleE · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't let them near your own box, it's ok. When they fsck your parents pc up, they get blamed, not you. On the other hand, if they need something you're really good at, and you know they will be happy as heaven when you do it, do it yourself. That way your creditlevel rises, or at least stays the same, and that of your brothers at best doesn't change (I'm evil, I know.. >:) )

      --
      Just roll with the flow.
    7. Re:Siblings by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      I am now. :)

      Of course, the good news is that my oldest younger brother now works for me as an Oracle DBA, so the strategy didn't just benefit my parents and me.

      --
      The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
    8. Re:Siblings by Frailty · · Score: 1

      This works out well if... 1. Your Sibling listens. 2. They is not part of the Problem. If I could solve those two issues, things would be great. My brother came to me asking advice on getting a new computer, so I priced him a nice system, all the things he wanted, for a reasonable price. He went out and sepnt twice as much on a system he will use 10% of. Then he wanted on their broadband connection, so he my Dad went out and bought a bunch of Networking gear (at least he got the stuff I recommended), and together (since I was out of town that weekend) almost managed to completed screw up the nice work I had done on my Mom's system. Then since that wasn't working he dumped a bunch of AOL software onto a beautiful high end system. Later when I tried to get them linked up properly, his girlfreind had a temper tantrum, so I left. PEBKAC!!!!!!!

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    9. Re:Siblings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My folks only used the web browser and email client and the occasional printing. That was easy to setup in slackware with fluxbox (simplified the menus). Always up and never crashes.

      As for the sibling, it was different: she was a college-bound student. She wanted "whatever" as long as it had Word and Aim in 2 days before school. Too bad the machine was slapped together the day before.

      First semester, it was a win2k box with word 2000 and Aim. She came back during winter break with the computer, it had every virus known to man. It's like seeing a slain soldier crawl back to his post for his last breath.

      Unfortunately, she wanted winXP, b/c all her friends had it. This time I threw on ZoneAlarm, Norton Anti-virus, spam-blocker, word 2000 and AIM. A couple months in the semester, I got a troubleshooting call that the machine's acting "funny" (sounds like she 'ok'ed' one of the pop-ups, despite ZoneAlarm warning her). Sigh* To top it off, she shares files and downloads games and installs that she plays only once...

      I'm just waiting for the computer to come back half-dead again. Then, I'll show her mom&pops computer and the uptime. Maybe that'll convince her for me to toss in linux.

  17. Well for one thing by Vacuous · · Score: 0

    If the spyware removal software you use is adaware (Which I am assuming due to the link in the article) then you getting a scanner rather than a blocker, I don't think even the paid version of adaware has real time scanning. Correct me if I am wrong

    1. Re:Well for one thing by Zoko+Siman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, no blocking. They make other programs for that purpose.

  18. No. by domodude · · Score: 3, Funny

    No. Plain and simple, no. I once tried to fixed a computer for a friend. He "clicked" on the AOL icon, and claimed his computer was broken. And by clicked, I mean that he picked up the mouse and "clicked" it against the monitor. I was unable to help him due to the excessive laughter I was experiencing and still do when I think of that day.

  19. Duh by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

    "Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?"

    Yes, it is and it is free as well, AVG, ZA, Folding are great examples of how to protect your computer now and your life in the future. And your family as well.

    1. Re:Duh by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      And your Little Dog too!

    2. Re:Duh by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?" No! Giving computers to the technically illiterate is like giving firearms to children. Computers were supposed to be tools only for the techno-elite. The good thing about viruses, spyware, pop-ups and spam is that they will eventually cause millions to swear off computers, and again they will be tools for the techno-elite.

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    3. Re:Duh by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Very clever, but missing the point.

      We as the techno-elite have it as our sad duty to march these pilgrims across the desert to the waterholes despite the personal hardship. I cannot say that I honestly owe it to these people. I just feel compassion and I want to help out as much as I am able.

  20. Education by pestie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My mom's pretty clever, and she listens to what I tell her when I talk about computers. So, in addition to using AdAware, AVG Anti-Virus, Zone Alarm and Mozilla (web and mail), she knows enough to install all the WinXP updates ASAP and never, ever believe anything that arrives in her inbox. Thank god my father rarely touches that machine... Oh, and I have VNC installed there, too, for when I need to do some remote administration from 1100 miles away.

    1. Re:Education by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      Likewise I've installed antivirus, firewall, adaware, googlebar software on their computer (well my old one). Virus software prompts for updates, and they do them before checking for e-mail. Windows update run in background. My hard drive has a ghost image from the last time I was at their place, so if the worst happens I can make a new image here and get it shipped to them.

      Whenever me or my brother are home, we clean things up a little for them.

      I have a hard enough time getting them to open e-mails from me, let alone strangers.

      I'm fairly good with telephone support for them, we normally talk at least once per week, so they just ask me then if there's anything that is playing up.

      They have all their important documents saved on floppy as well as the HD. And dad has a cd burner now, so next time I'm there I'll show him how to do data cd's.

  21. VNC by Deimios · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Install VNC or remote desktop, saves tons of money on gas for trips to their house to fix it everytime they bollocks it up with spyware or other garbage like that. Also, install AdAware and set it up to automatically scan.

    Another trick that I find useful in XP is to set them up as a limited user, and encourage them to use it for day-to-day stuff (like in *nix), give them the password for the administrator account, but make sure you stress that it should only be used to install software.

  22. first things first.. by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..educate them, just a little bit.

    just little things, like DON'T use ie on pron sites. don't install little helper applications they didn't spesifically went on to look for(bonzi buddies&etc - just not using ie puts this down pretty well though).

    then lock down the computer from any outside access(firewall) but please, don't make it so that the firewall gets in the way since they will figure out how to disable it if it is very annoying(the whole point of why it was there was to remove annoyances, so if it is set to so aggressive that it really becomes an annoyance with a person who doesn't even understand the "allow connection blabla" dialogs it isn't fulfilling it's purpose).

    though, these tips are quite obvious. just get it around into their heads that it is good for _them_ to use something else than ie for almost anything if they don't wish to get popups in the middle of doing some spreadsheets.

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    1. Re:first things first.. by barzok · · Score: 5, Funny
      like DON'T use ie on pron sites
      Not a conversation I've had to have with my parents. Thank $deity. I do not want to go there.
    2. Re:first things first.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well chances are that you have a brother, sister or whatever. it isn't necessarery to put it out so bluntly of course.

      and really, almost any site can count as half porno site nowadays(because of adverts, not to mention that when searching for certain things you accidentally stumble on them as well..).

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    3. Re:first things first.. by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      like DON'T use ie on pron sites

      Not a conversation I've had to have with my parents. Thank $deity. I do not want to go there.


      Yeah, I'd be ashamed if I thought my parents were closet IE users too.

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    4. Re:first things first.. by swankypimp · · Score: 2, Funny
      A sketchy middle-aged guy came into the computer shop a week or so ago with complaints about his cable Internet being intolerably slow. His provider said it was a problem with his machine, and since he was under warranty I took a look at it.

      The first thing I noticed was that half the icons on his desktop were Internet Explorer shortcuts named "100% Hot Young Sluts," "Barely Legal Semen Sippers," etc. Whatever-- my job is to fix his computer, not to be judmental about his affinity for Shaved High School Muffins.

      Mmmm... muffins.

      Ahem. Anyway, I downloaded Ad Aware and installed Norton Antivirus (he got an OEM version with his system board but never installed it). After removing numerous Trojans and spyware that was slowing his system by "phoning home," VOILA, his Internet connection was perfectly fine.

      We had a chat about how spyware slows your machine and Internet conncection, how he should be careful what he downloads, update Ad Aware and Norton Antivirus regularly, etc.

      Today, the same guy brings in his machine. He tells me that after a day or two the same symptoms returned. After he left I tossed the machine on my bench and started laughing out loud. He had apparently thought our discussion about adware and spyware had taken place on Opposite Day and did the reverse of everything I said, opening every attachment in sight, running every free sex dialer program he could find. Not ten days after I cleaned his machine, Ad Aware found 640 new objects, many happily hijacking his Net connection. There were also several trojans, and something seems to have disabled Norton Autoprotect. We might be better off backing up his data, formatting the drive, and reinstalling Windows. Software problems are not covered by his warranty, and this might cost him fifty or eighty bucks.

      On the bright side, he had cleared all the porn from his desktop-- a wise thing to do when you take the PC in for repairs.

      --

      --All your stolen base are belong to Rickey Henderson
  23. Swap parents! by hondo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I actually swapped tech support with a buddy of mine. Its so frustrating trying to tech support your own parental unit machines. So, I tech support his parents, and he tech supports my parents. This has helped a lot in terms of stress and getting annoyed at the "stoopid" questions.

    1. Re:Swap parents! by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Oh.

      For a moment I thought you'd have advice on where I can find computer-literate parents as a replacement for mine.

    2. Re:Swap parents! by Nintendork · · Score: 1
      That totally reminds me of a time my mother broke down in tears on the phone. I was at work and busy and she needed some help doing something. I was walking her through the steps one at a time and all of a sudden she bursts out "I don't mean to be so stupid" and started crying. She had recently gone through a divorce and was going through a lot emotionally so I should have been sensitive to that and used the gentle and calming voice instead of the quick and hurried voice. If it wasn't me walking her through it, she wouldn't have taken my short answers personally. Ever since I built her a new computer with Windows XP, anti-virus software, and a hardware router/firewall, I haven't heard much except updates on her accessory purchases. I showed her how to use Windows Update and Office Update and she knows to install anything the critical updates advertise in her system tray.

      -Lucas

    3. Re:Swap parents! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually swapped tech support with a buddy of mine. Its so frustrating trying to tech support your own parental unit machines. So, I tech support his parents, and he tech supports my parents. This has helped a lot in terms of stress and getting annoyed at the "stoopid" questions.

      You and your buddy use this as an excuse to charge them for support too, right?

      Hey, nothing in life is free!

    4. Re:Swap parents! by hondo · · Score: 1

      Yep. A lot less stress when working with someone elses parents.

    5. Re:Swap parents! by jred · · Score: 1

      My high-school buddy moved away, and recently I've started doing support for his parents, since I live so much closer (things get fixed sooner than Thanksgiving or Christmas). Half the time it's an upgrade or replacement for a failing part. When I get the order, there's often two of everything. I get new hardware I couldn't ordinarily afford & he doesn't have to drive 8+ hrs. to do the work. When his "account" gets low, I remind him what a pain in the ass it is & his account gets "renewed" in the next shipment. Works well for us both :)

      --

      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
    6. Re:Swap parents! by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      ...support your own parental unit machines...

      Robot parents, cool.

    7. Re:Swap parents! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean about your mom breaking down in tears. One time my mom calls me and says, "I need help, I think the internet is broken." Of course my immediate reply was, "WHAT?!? Call the President! I'm sure governments and economies are colapsing all over the world! For the love of God, sell your stock!"

      I shut up when I realized she was crying. Didn't I feel like an ass. I guess not everyone appreciates biting sarcasm. :)

    8. Re:Swap parents! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Remember to do something Really Nice for Mother's Day this year. HTH. ;-)

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  24. They're users... fix their account type! by CTho9305 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not often that users like that legitimately need to install software. Change their account type from "Administrator" or "Power User" to just "User", and they'll be much safer. For when they DO need to legitimately install something, you could let them have the administrator password.

    1. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by Dante · · Score: 2

      This is the best advice I could give.

      Create a plain user account, tell them if they want to install anything
      to call you and stick to your guns. I would not give my mom root. why
      give your parents administrator?

      --
      "think of it as evolution in action"
    2. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      I trust my parents not to deliberately install something stupid. It's the accidentally-clicked-yes-to-that-IE-dialog kind of problem I'm worried about.

    3. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by ameoba · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that a lot of (poorly written) Windows software refuses to run properly unless the user is at least made into a Power User; a level where they can start a lot of problems.

      Secondly, most of your viruses that come in through IE or OE (as well as anything that relies on exploits and comes in without any assistance) can do quite a bit of damage even when users don't have access to damage the machine directly.

      --
      my sig's at the bottom of the page.
    4. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Here's what you do about badly written programs that require too many priveleges: Create a runas script to run only those programs as admin. Like sudo in unix. Or the tool SUD from http://www.loa.espci.fr/winnt/sud/sud.htm. A proper su command for WinNT.
      Along the same lines, locking down IE and OE with a seperate restricted user is a good idea too.

    5. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by LazyBoy · · Score: 1

      Doesn't a runas script require that the user know an Administrator password? Is there a way to do something likethis without giving them an admin password? Something like setuid?

      --

      If Chaos Theory has taught us anything, it's that we must kill all the butterflies.

    6. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I think you misspelled "lusers". No big deal, though, Windows has the same mistake.

      --
      Mod down posts with a "Free Mac Mini/iPod" sig, they're spam!
    7. Re:They're users... fix their account type! by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Runas doesn't require the Administrator password; only the password of the account you want to run as.
      As for setuid; I can't think of any built-in way to do that. The SUD tool I mentioned does. First you create an encrypted 'cfg' file that stores a user, password and a specific program. Then you give any users you want to run that program read access to the cfg file so they can run the program without knowing the target account's password. Just make a shortcut like "su -C c:\prog\sudothis.cfg". It is all explained in the included readme file.

  25. Dude.... by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 2, Funny
    My parents have a Gentoo Linux box, and only I have the root password.

    Stop Lying!

    I'm a gentoo zealot and I have to say, YOU SIR HAVE GONE TO FAR!

    1. Re:Dude.... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
      Actually I think, gentoo should be the most easiest linux system to administer over the network.

      Think of it, just ssh to your parent's box, and emerge -uD world.

      Of course, you don't need to compile all s/ws. Install from stage 3 and use GRP , for pre built binaries.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    2. Re:Dude.... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

      And why exactly do you think I'm lying?
      I installed 1.4 last year when I was visiting them, and have updated it from time to time. It has GNOME, OOo, Mozilla (I haven't emerged Firefox/Thunderbird yet, since Moz1.4 is more stable), gnucash and a bunch of card games and puzzle games.
      They use it to send/read email, type up very simple documents, browse the web, balance the checkbook, and play card games.
      I'd give them root access (it's their computer after all), but they wouldn't know what to do with it, so I don't see any point to.

    3. Re:Dude.... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      He says you're lying because we all know your root password.

      --

      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    4. Re:Dude.... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Why? with linux, if they don't have root, they really can't screw it up. (Assuming you set premissions correctly).

  26. Real Player isn't so bad. by Chalex · · Score: 2
    It's installing it that's difficult! If you install Real yourself, you can be sure that it won't hijack all the file-type associations. You can also set its preferences appropriately, turning off all the "reminders" and "auto-updates", etc.

    If you don't install it, the first time your parents want to see a Real stream, they'll install it themselves, and have it do all that nasty stuff.

    Moral: install everything your parents might ever need and configure it properly. That's what Linux distros do!

    1. Re:Real Player isn't so bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what?

      Yesterday I discovered that RealPlayer really IS that bad.

      I run Linux. I happen to have RealPlayer 8, which is fairly outdated and uses the Motif toolkit, installed on my Linux box. Harmless enough, right?

      Wrong. Yesterday, I was cleaning out my home directory, getting rid of 5-year-old documents that are no longer relevant and the like.

      That was when I started looking at dotfiles, too, to see if I still had cruft from software I no longer use, etc.

      And lo and behold, I discovered that RealPlayer had scattered dotfiles all over my home directory tree . There were hardly any directories in there which didn't contain a file like .RealPlayerCookies or some nonsense. And this was on the Linux version from many years ago.

      I'm glad I never ran that thing as root, that's all.

  27. "Put your parents, where your mouth is" by mi · · Score: 1

    Install a decent OS for them -- FreeBSD or Linux will fit. MacOS is Ok too, I suppose, but that may not be your hardware.

    There is a learning curve with this OSes, but it is not -- as I'm finding out with my own parents, and my (gasp!) significant other's grandparents -- any steeper than with Windows. Really... E-mail is e-mail and web-browsing is web-browsing. The added bonus is, I can get in from afar and fix whatever issue surfaces or add whatever program they want.

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  28. Family = free, friends = beer by msim · · Score: 1

    Sure i'll help mum, dad and the girlfriend with their PC problems. I even used to help friends, but now-a-days it costs my mates beer for me to fix pc problems, either that or i tell them to get lost and fix it themselves.

    I like the idea of giving them a mac, but my mum is reasonably fluent in speaking windows, im not sure if i'd confuse her if i gave her a mac to use however.

    --

    Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when your gonna get food poisoning.
  29. Hours of my life wasted. by Sick+Boy · · Score: 4, Informative

    I spend hours locking down the box, turning off their permissions, setting up virus and spyware scanners with automatic updates and run-times and admonished them to run Firefox. Took a long time.

    They still got infected. I still got calls. LOTS of calls. "Slow!" "Hijacked homepage!" "radioactive monkeys!" etc.

    Then I got them a used G4. Works a charm. They're happy, I'm happy, the web is safer for them and from them.

    --
    Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
    1. Re:Hours of my life wasted. by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      from them.

      I'm jealous. You're parents are obviously cooler than mine.

      --

      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  30. Install Firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems the major source of unwanted junk on my charges' PCs is IE.

    Firebird, in addition to all the other stuff already mentioned in the OP's text, really helps limit the unwanted crap.

  31. Diagnosis Tools by Earl+The+Squirrel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While this might not stop the problem, it is useful to load VNC. up on their box so you can remotely clean up things. In a lot of cases parents and children don't live in the same town, so no only do you have this problem, but you may not get to the machine for a while. Assuming they have a reasonable network connection, this can be a lifesaver. And prevents you from getting frustrated while you try to explain to them "....move the mouse to the toolbar"

    1. Re:Diagnosis Tools by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Done it, but oh god it's slow over the 'net. Not to mention that when you have to restart the bugger to clear out some of the spyware that's accumulated you have to get them on the phone and tell them to start the server again.

      "VNC!" "Solitaire?" "Um, no..."

  32. One simple approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I make an lmhosts entry for things like gator
    as 127.0.0.1. That way, the parents can't
    surf to the malware site anyway. I have a
    fairly comprehensive list of sites. It might
    not always be uptodate, but it blocks the random
    gator install.

    Yea, yea, yea. I'm restricting the rights of
    the end user. Who cares. My parents have no
    interest in visiting gator anyway.

  33. Migrate them to Linux. by Noof · · Score: 1


    I got my parents using Linux. I have had to give them some training, but mostly it has just worked.



    I can remotely admin their machine via the console, and I know it a lot better than Windows, so when they have problems, I can help them out.

  34. Win 2k/XP by blystovski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would highly suggest Windows 2K/XP, auto updates and all the goodies you suggest, and a good remote desktop package such as TightVNC. Then make sure to keep the administrator password under lock and key, and give them restricted user accounts.

    This way they have the ability to use the machine and the installed software, but are not allowed (or rather - simply can't) install any additional software. I thought about doing this with my parent's PC, but realized my sisters would flip out when they realized they wouldn't be able to download the latest file sharing programs. So - if there is any way you can get them to live with such a PC, I would highly suggest it.

    Oh - and don't forget to teach them how to keep important data safe (maybe even set up one of those nifty new external backup hard drive devices with backup software), so that if things do go south you can just come over and reload things without any worries of lost data. Just some ideas...

  35. I Use a Non Internet Explorer for their surfing... by Praedon · · Score: 2, Informative

    I installed Mozilla Firebird on my parents computer which is also used by my sister.. Installed all the plugin's they could ever use, and so far, the only way unwanted programs pop up on their machine, is when my sister jumps on to internet explorer cause she gets some errors on sites that say "Internet explorer only!!!" Which is bull, cause I know Mozilla will support what they want, but due to crappy scripting on their javascript, it searches for browser names, not capability... So in conclusion, I would suggest using....

    Mozilla Firebird for Browsing
    Delete ALL Traces of Internet Explorer Icons
    Use Lavasoft Ad-Aware Personal Edition
    Use ZoneAlarm Personal Edition
    Invest a small bit of money into Norton Antivirus
    And above all.. Lock all active x stuff from emails if you still have them using Outlook from M$...

    --
    Just me
  36. fr0mat by Kent+Simon · · Score: 1

    Nothing gets rid of spyware better than a good old fashion formatting. Since your parents aren't really doing anything useful on their computer (I mean lets face it, what good is a pc, other than for gaming :-p), just make an image of their harddrive after you get it tweaked. And make a ghost every month or so. Its more effective than adaware, and much more fun than defragging. Kent

    --
    Kent Simon Multitheft Auto
  37. Caution notices by madprof · · Score: 2, Funny

    My father has never used the Internet before and has just started browsing EBay for antique glass. I've printed out, in 48-point lettering, "EBay will never ask you for your password by email" and pinned it to the wall next to the PC.
    I'm thinking of replicating this for other tricks that some people try to pull.

  38. -1 Troll by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Funny


    Rule of thumb: I'll support you for free if you buy a Mac. If you buy a PC, you use the Yellow Pages. Problem solved.

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    $tar -xvf .sig.tar
    1. Re:-1 Troll by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

      wow. that's just uncanny. i've been using this *exact* rule for a while now and i've found it works like a charm.

      for those who think it will be "easier" just to use a PC, i don't have all the support issues down the line. for those who are willing to try something new and use a Mac, i find i'm not nearly as burned out helping them with their computers.

      real soon, people learn.

    2. Re:-1 Troll by npsimons · · Score: 1
      Hmm, sounds similar to mine (and I see a lot of other people saying the same thing ("I'll support you only if you use a mac")).


      My rule of thumb: I'll support you for free if you use Linux. I'll tell you to call Apple if you use a Mac.

  39. Mozilla, Adaware, and VNC by schon · · Score: 1

    I just got my mother a laptop for her birthday. Set up a restricted account for her, and install mozilla, adaware, and (so that I can remotely administer it) VNC.

    She's more than happy with it. It does what she wants, and she can't break it. If she needs it to do more (which I doubt she ever will), I can VNC in to install whatever she needs.

  40. Education by krital · · Score: 1

    ... is the only way to save people from these things. If you give them a tutorial instead of simply installing things on their computer (for example, you don't have to click 'yes' when a website wants to install something, and you should never open email attachments that you're not expecting -- that sort of thing), you'll equip them with something much more powerful than a firewall or a virus scanner. This obviously holds for people other than your parents. Try to keep them informed -- I realize that most people don't really want to know too many things about using computers, but you should explain to them that using the internet's similar to driving in that if you don't know safety rules, you could end up seriously hurt.

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    -- K
  41. Sure you can by Limburgher · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have a small checklist I go through at each visit to my parents and my in-laws.

    This includes updating virus protection(AYG, so they don't have to worry about keeping it paid), running windows update, a full defrag, and I make sure their OO.org and mozilla are up to date.

    Hakkuna friggin' Matata. :)

    --

    You are not the customer.

    1. Re:Sure you can by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      Somthing that makes this more useful is if they can return the favours in a meaningful way.

      My father is a mechanic (well was - bus driver now), but he likes tinkering with my car, changes oil, hunts down the squeaks and rattles while I play with/fix their computer. Mum always has dinner ready for when I'm done. And if I've been a good boy - dessert...mmmmm

  42. Dealing with this now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A couple of years ago I gave my Dad his first compy. It was an old one of mine. He got online, and enjoys it. The problem is, the beast is running Win2K and he is not experienced online. Nothing is realy seen as a threat, so his mailbox is full of spam and the like all the time. Compy slows down from spyware, and I have to rebuild it.

    Lately, he has been using a linux box at my house when he visits and seems comfy enough with it. That is what I am building for him now. He will get an old compy from me with Fedora installed. I will include apt and run it from a cron-job, enable ssh from my IP for those help requests, and he can surf safely and play with his digital photos. That is the plan here, if your parents are older and you cannot buy them a Mac, hook them up with an older PC running an easy linux distro and set them free.

  43. DON'T USE IE by adamshelley · · Score: 0

    Make sure you install Firefox instead of IE.

    In my experience this will elimintate a lot of garbage that gets built up on windows installations.

    Thanks to google bombing it takes less that 5 minutes of surfing the web to get spyware installed on your computer when using IE.

    Install firefox and configure the blocking capabilities.

    Some may argue that some pages won't work but to remedy this you can install the "view page in ie" plugin so they only enter "the forbidden app zone" when necessary.

  44. What i do by Paddyish · · Score: 4, Informative
    Obviously, the automatic updating is a must. I also gave them the google toolbar with popup blocking (they've been unable to effectively learn Mozilla), and I use Spybot's Seek and Destroy software to protect against the more common malicious adware (immunize option). As a last-ditch failsafe, I can VNC into the PC with their permission and attempt to fix it that way.

    My mother has actually started taking a few basic computer classes, which have yielded an improvement in her basic usage skills.

    1. Re:What i do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... how can you not effectively learn Mozilla? Are the little widgets so different?

    2. Re:What i do by spoilerons · · Score: 1

      One word: MacroExpress! I live in CA, he's in MN. First I bought him an iMac and that worked for a couple of years until his ISP stopped supporting Macs. Don't ask me how this happened, I even hired a Mac specialist to drive 50 miles to try to fix the problem but no good. The ISP even 'tried' but to no avail. OK, heres my present solution fo him: A cheap Windows-based laptop which he is able to physically mail back to me when its so screwed up that even Timbuktu won't work. Besides Timbuktu, I've loaded the Opera browser, FoxMail (OperaMail made his head explode), PhotoAlbum 3 (so the kids can send him CDs), AdAware and Norton AntiVirus. FoxMail is configured to throw away anything that has a non-jpg attachment; but if I had to do over again I'd probably go with a webmail service. MOST IMPORTANTLY-- I've installed MacroExpress so that all he has to do to is press a single SFkey to do major functions! He loves this! Maybe I'll sell the macros if there is anybody interested.

    3. Re:What i do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they've been unable to effectively learn Mozilla

      Yes, because the interface is so much different than IE...

    4. Re:What i do by Weltanschauung · · Score: 1
      Spybot-S&D can be downloaded here.

      An excellent free antivirus app that I haven't seen mentioned is avast!.

      Of course, one could always convert their parents to GNU/Linux. :-)

  45. You can't miss what you ain't never had. by Lost+Technology · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My solution was to install Mozilla, set it as the default browser, lock the rest of the box down, etc. and then just lie lie lie when asked why funnyjoke.exe that they got in their email isn't working.

    "Sorry, mom, sometimes stuff just isn't compatible with blah blah blah."

    "Oh, that webpage isn't working? Yeah, it's probably a problem with their server. Stuff on the Internet isn't always reliable."

    Sure, they miss out on a lot of "content," but nothing they can't live without.

    Do I feel bad about lying? Yeah, kinda, but it's better than making them feel stupid for Window's design flaws.

    Perhaps eventually they'll move on to something better and gain the expertise to avoid these perils themselves, but I'm not going to cram lectures and lessons down their throats. I'm patient enough to let them learn on their own pace.

    And like I said, they're really not missing out on anything important so far.

    --
    > I want Milfeulle to bake me a cake.
  46. How I fixed my father's PC woes by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What software or strategies do you use to protect your parents' PCs? Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?

    I demoed him my laptop (with Debian). He liked it, so I got rid of WinME that had become riddled with spyware and installed (this was about a year ago) Woody, a GNOME2 backport, a 2.4 kernel, Firebird, Thunderbird, OOo, and Shoreline firewall with rules to deny all incoming connections expect for SSH from my personal machine's MAC address. Never had another problem. In fact, his job issued him a laptop (Compaq w/ XP) that he hardly uses because he finds Debian so much easier. To keep him up to date, I log in remotely and do the apt-get upgrade for the security updates.

    I also did something similar for my brother with an old Dell P-II laptop he had with Windows 2000 that kept getting viruses and spyware. Only, since my brother is on the road alot, I taught him how to do the security updates himself.

    The number of support calls I get from my family has dropped from one a week to almost none.

    1. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. MAC ID's don't usually go over the internet (they are local to a LAN) unless you are doing proxy ARP, which requires the cooperation of an entity on your parents' subnet.

      So what you say doesn't make too much sense to me. How do you connect remotely if you've configured the firewall to block all connections not originating from your MAC ID?

      MM
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    2. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a nice thing to imagine how things could turn out. Now get a strong grip on reality and tell us how the hell you taught your dog doing all these too.

    3. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they live in the same house, or did you not know that all true geeks live in their parents basement?

    4. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by HawkinsD · · Score: 1

      My Dad opens every friggin' attachment he gets, and no amount of education seems to be effective. He's in his 80's, and loves swapping moderately dirty jokes with his buddies via e-mail.

      I demonstrated Linux to him with a Knoppix CD, and he thought it made about as much sense as Windows. On the Knoppix live CD there's a button that you can push that installs Knoppix for real.

      He's using the default Knoppix apps for everything, and doesn't seem to miss Windows for an instant.

      He used to call up and ask if it was safe to open the executable attachment that 7ew43z5@yahoo.com had sent him.

      Now he knows that he can open any God-damned thing he wants, and his smarty-pants son won't yell at him or treat him like a child.

      It's done wonders for our relationship. I recommend it highly: use the Knoppix live CD to sucker 'em in. Then install Knoppix, or Debian, or whatever.

      The calls that I get from him nowadays are about much more interesting (and less irritating) things than tech support.

      --
      Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by mere idiocy.
    5. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they live in the same house, or did you not know that all true geeks live in their parents basement?

      Hehe, cute!

      Seriously, though, the guy could be 16 for all we know. Just because he has his own laptop doesn't mean that he's old.

    6. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      maybe that is the marketing campain for desktop linux? "Linux: Making familys better" or something to that effect.

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    7. Re:How I fixed my father's PC woes by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      You could well be right about the OP living with the parental units. But the OP also said something about the number of support calls dropping dramatically. I (perhaps mistakenly) took that as an indication that the OP did not live with the parental units.

      And I am in no position to make fun of people who live with their parents at relatively mature ages. ;-)

      MM
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  47. assistance granted *nods* by Zoko+Siman · · Score: 1

    If you must stick with windows, make them a normal user account for them to use regularly.Then make yourself an administrator account (as if you hadn't already). Then, turn on remote desktop and install programs via teh innerweb for them.

    If that fails, or you don't feel like doing it that way, get 'em an iLamp. I worked in a school that was all OS 10 and each day I'd see more and more teachers getting these babies. If you don't trust your parents with the gooey LCD of none-touchy-ness get them an eMac. It's like a 17" microwave with an OS. (Ever heard an eMac?) A 3 peice machine with "Rock hard unix."

    And this just turned into a porn commercial. I'm leaving!

  48. Email attachments... by idfrsr · · Score: 1

    For me, I watched mom run an exe attachment right in front me... because 'so and so' sent it... Just like all those other users that face the internet every day.

    Solve that problem...and profit!

    --
    "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away" -Tom Waits
  49. it wont do any good... by bani · · Score: 1

    he'll just happily type in his CREDIT CARD number to any email that asks for it.

    or his social security number, bank account info, etc.

    1. Re:it wont do any good... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is it that computers remove the common sense of perfectly intelligent people?

      I know people who would happliy email their bank details despite the fact that they would not snail mail them to an untrusted source in a million years. Just becuase they don't understand something doesn't mean that they can forget basic sense, so why does it happen so often?

    2. Re:it wont do any good... by bani · · Score: 1

      actually, i think the stupidity quotient has remained pretty stable over the past few decades.

      witness the fact that the nigerian criminal advance fee fraud scams started out as postal scams in the early 80's, and continue to be some % postal to this day (a friend received a nigerian scam letter in the mail a few years back). email is just the latest medium for them, but people were still biting back when it was purely postal.

      i dont think the medium changed anything, if the request was mailed to them incribed on cinder blocks, they'd still respond.

      and just because people are educated doesn't mean they're smart. i've seen Ph.D friends of mine do incredibly stupid things that defy general 'common sense'.

    3. Re:it wont do any good... by madprof · · Score: 1

      Not if I have anything to do with it!

  50. No big deal - you are doing all you can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're doing everything right. Add ad-aware to the list. Make sure anti-virus is up to date and stop worrying about the rest. My dad got real on his machine. No big loss. I would never go near it, personally. Your parents will never run as tight a ship as you would want for yourself. Explain the risks, do what you can, and let the rest happen as it will.

  51. No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 5, Informative

    Install Mozilla or Firefox ...

    Stick with Safari, it comes with Mac OS X, it gets updated automatically like the OS, and frankly will get better support when a company blows it and produces a page that doesn't render correctly. Apple is actually somewhat helpful on that last point when the offending site is somewhat important, say online banking, they may contact the offender. I believe Safari has a built in reporting mechanism for bad pages.

    1. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Yes it does, but even more significantly: You can enable a menu that will make Safari tell the website you're trying to access that it's IE, and sometimes the page will come through fine anyway. AFAIK you can't do that on Firefox... even if a page *would* render just fine, the server says "You're not IE BLAAAAA".

    2. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Firefox has the User Agent Switcher extension. By default, you can look like IE6, Netscape 4.8 and Opera 7.11, and you can add any user agent strings you want (in my case I added "Mozilla/1.5 [en] (Linux; U)" to access my bank, which is a bit slow in approving the newest browser versions).

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    3. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Firefox gives you a choice between a bunch of butt-ugly UIs?

      Sorry dude/dudette. Firefox sucks compared to Safari.

    4. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by BW_Nuprin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree for the most part, but Mozilla's evangelical department has done quite a good job on contacting offending sites. It is 99% mom-friendly now (as in my mom uses it, and only complains like once every two months). Case in point, Capital One. The dedicated folks behind Mozilla's evangelism campaign pestered them for no less than a year, and they finally broke down and started permitting Mozilla-based browsers. Also, for my part, I contacted mwave.com, and they fixed their screwy product forms... although they later broke it again, but they changed their site layout anyway, so its all good, yo.

    5. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by AaronD12 · · Score: 1
      Safari also has an intelligent pop-up blocker. Pop-ups that you request are let through. Others are never even displayed.

      Even if you choose to use Internet Explorer (that comes with OS X) and you get lots of pop-ups, just select Explorer, Quit (or press Apple-Q) and ALL the windows go away and the program quit.

      This feature, by itself, IMHO, makes IE for the Mac more usable than IE for the PC because there is an "out" even for cascading pop-ups.

      Shall I even mention not having to worry about Messenger pop-ups, rouge ActiveX controls, and spyware...? I can't even stand to browse the Internet on a PC anymore.

    6. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it lets you choose what browser Firefox tells websites it is. Reread the post. :)

    7. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude -- you are so stupid and ignorant. typical ass

    8. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Although.... firefox DOES give you a choice of butt-ugly skins ;)

    9. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was actually pleasantly surprised with Safari's support. I work for a University developing a web application that all the students and many of the staff and faculty are required to use. Our application has serious issues with Safari trashing the dhtml menu system. The support guys from apple actually took the time to look into it and told us how to fix our code so it would render properly on Safari

    10. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by anti-trojan · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can do the same and more(*) by installing PrefBar with FireFox or Mozilla.

      (*)From the PrefBar web site: The original preferences toolbar was designed to give the user more control over the pages viewed, and to allow the power browser to use mozilla with greater ease and efficiency than ever before. The PrefBar2 takes this concept to a whole new level; along with the standard preference checkboxes, the new version includes utility buttons, user agent spoofing, web links, and more, served on a fully customizable toolbar with a side of white rice.

    11. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      Mozilla/Firefox user agent switcher link: http://www.chrispederick.com/work/firefox/useragen tswitcher/

    12. Re:No on Mozilla, stick with Safari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice rewriting of history. You must be trolling.

      Safari's goal is inherently to be a gecko clone. If you read hyatt's weblog you can see he tries to make the safari core behave as much like gecko as possible.

      Why would they do that? Because the mozilla evangelism department has been active for years getting sites to convert to a standards-based design (or at least one that displays right in gecko browsers). Before safari even went into beta the majority of sites had been converted in this way. Apple is just reaping the fruits of the mozilla evangelism team's efforts.

      Also, there's no such thing, in any browser, as a reporting mechanism for bad pages (at least an automated one). First of all because it's not possible to detect if you're rendering a page correctly without having a human look at it, secondly. Secondly, because it's not even possible to validate a page for correctness as you're displaying it. You can choose to test for correctness, or you can render it, but doing both at the same time is impossible to do fast. There are hacks which do partial tests (I believe opera does this), but something like the W3C validator can not be built into the rendering engine (search mozilla's bug pages for the bug where this is all explained).

  52. Windows is fine by Patik · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...as long as they use Firefox and Thunderbird. My mom used to get crap all over her PC. Finally I installed FF and TB and made them the defaults for everything. She hasn't had a single problem since. Norton and Windows update themselves.

    She doesn't have to learn Linux, no one has to spend $$$ on a Mac, and she can still watch those stupid WMV video clips her friends send her links to.

    Chances are your parents already have a Windows PC, just keep it and install the right free apps and you'll be all set.

    1. Re:Windows is fine by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      VLC is available for Linux, OS X, and (I think) Windows and plays WMV files. And MOV. Pretty much everything really.

      As for spending money, an older Mac (which is all they need probably) can be found for less than $400, easy.

    2. Re:Windows is fine by Twisted+Instigator · · Score: 1

      I agree - I do the same - Firefox and Thunderbird PLUS - I install Trend PC-Cillin - this has a built-in firewall function - I configure it to only allow outbound connections to be established for http, https, POP3 and SMTP - this pretty much stops any inbound probing for vulnerabilities too, but still lets the folks surf and e-mail.

    3. Re:Windows is fine by Patik · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've got a hardware firewall as well. I let all outbound connections through (except for a couple specific ports that get reported when exploits come about) but all incoming are closed (except when the PC establishes the connection, of course).

    4. Re:Windows is fine by k_head · · Score: 1

      If your mom is in the habit of double clicking on things sent to her by her friends she is in big trouble.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
    5. Re:Windows is fine by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Thanks for the links.

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  53. Some ideas by dhoonlee · · Score: 1

    There have been many suggestions for buying a Mac/using OSX, but if buying a new computer is not an option, here are some ideas.

    Set up accounts that restrict administrator style access for use by your parents.

    Disable ActiveX and java on their browsers.

    Force them to use web-based e-mail accounts only. (this atleast has the potential to avoid vulnerabilities inherent to MS outlook, etc)

    Last but not least, keep a ghost image of the last time you reinstalled windows handy.

    Personally, I've given up on all of the above (except for maybe the last) and decided to let my parents make mistakes. After all, that is the way I learned what to do and not to do regarding dangerous software/spyware etc. Sure I could strip all the functions away from the computer to make it safe but then what use is it to my parents...

    Linux is an obvious alternative but my parents need to use software that only runs on windows.

  54. Protect your parents... by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
    By not giving them access to anything. Password protect everything that the OS allows you to.

    So you want to surf the web, dad? WELL TOO BAD!! I'm in charge now! Mohahahahaaaa!!! Who's the boss now?! Huh?! Huh?!!!!

    ....

    Oh, uh, sorry.
    Man, I've gotta get outa my parents' basement more....

  55. iBook by mj_1903 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I simply bought my parents an iBook and visit it every 6 months to make sure their software is up to date (aka Mac OS X 10.3, updates to Safari, etc.)

    They have yet to have any major problems with it and my mom is astounded that she is achieving things with her computer that she never thought she could, like organizing her photos and e-mailing them off to friends.

  56. One addition... by Trillan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In addition to this, make sure to not set them up as an administrator.

    I'm not saying you shouldn't leave them with administrator access, just make sure that it isn't their day-to-day user account.

  57. Not a problem by rgmoore · · Score: 0

    I'm very glad not to have this kind of problem. My Dad has been using computers since the days of punch cards, and he was the one who introduced me to Linux. The tech support questions I tend to get from him are things like "Which distribution are you using these days?" Naturally, he's more than capable of taking care of my Mom's tech support issues.

    --

    There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

  58. Migrate them to BSD!!! by neildiamond · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah! That's the solution. Dad, just run Turbotax, Autocad and Quicken with WINE. It's really easy. Ahh forget Linux. Real Men (or whatever) use BSD. That's what my parents use! (Would I lie?) It's great for USB scanners.

    1. Re:Migrate them to BSD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my dad uses GNUCash, you insensitive clod

  59. Mozilla by mrsam · · Score: 1

    I protect my folks' PCs by shepherding them to use Mozilla to browse the web and read mail. The strategy has been quite succesful. In the last 5-6 years I never had to fumigate their PCs from any viruses, trojans, etc...

  60. How frickin' appropriate... by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    So I got called in to "fix" a machine from the parental units. Some spyware/adware got into a fight with the AVG scanner causing it the screen to go black soon after bootup. How the hell it got through in the first place, I don't know, but the solution was boot from CD, run the virus scanner, delete the offending files, reboot.

    Installed spybot S&D afterwards and sure enough, spyware all over the place. Went home thinking "my linux box doesn't EVER have this problem."

    But see, my dad does my taxes and it's best not to offend. Plus as far as I know, Turbotax runs on Windows and not the penguin. You can educate all you want, install and run all the preventive measures you want, but in the end, it's the end-user that can royally bork a system.

    You want protection? Take them out of any network. Want absolute protection? Grind the PC to bits. If you want a compromise, you'll have to deal with preventive maintenance...and you'll find out your mom or dad will STILL run unexpected file attachments.

  61. I would say Get Better Parents by mesach · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am 31 years old, and I beleive I don't say it enough "I apprecieate my parents"

    Dad's a Programmer, Mom's an Admin.

    It's where I learned it all the first place, I guess it helps having technically savvy parents.

    GIRLFRIENDS on the other hand... I just dont let her on the net except to check email, and then I have vigorous virus checks, She knows "under penalty of loosing the laptop" that she is not to open any attachments, She doesnt have any need to get any from the people that work for her(email is only to send information TO them). But I still get the Weekly, "how do I send this email again?" she is about as technically UNsavvy as I am on the other end of the scale.

    --
    moo.
    1. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by squidfood · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dad's a Programmer, Mom's an Admin. ... GIRLFRIENDS on the other hand...

      Dude! Don't dilute your gene pool!

    2. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by spirality · · Score: 1

      I had a 867MhZ G4. I say had, because my girlfriend co-opted it and basically forced me to get a second computer, which luckily my job paid for.

      She admits to being computer illierate, but she has learned an amazing amount and come to think of it hasn't asked me how to use the computer in months now. She uses safari, the built-in mail program, MS Word, (strangely most of her questions and frustrations relate to this single program), and iTunes (for playing music only).

      The short story, buy an iMac for your girlfriend. :) Of course then you'll never be able to use it, but at least you'll have your sanity. No more "can you come here" or "wtf is wrong with this thing". You know...

      -Craig.

    3. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's right, you know. don't do it.

    4. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet thats what his girlfriends friends are saying to her :)

    5. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by YCrCb · · Score: 1

      get the right girlfriend.

      My girlfriend now girlfriend does XP/Mac, teaches MS Office, and Adobe Acrobat. Proctors classes at local JC on all of the above and Internet in general.

    6. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by IcedStitch · · Score: 0

      Your girlfriend's a pu$$y. Mine used to teacht those classes, now she writes applications in C/C++ and for the web.

      Thankfully, i'm keeping the gene pool intact :)

    7. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! Don't dilute your gene pool!

      That's right! Breed with your Mom.

    8. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by ElderKorean · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right! Breed with your Mom.

      Come on there - it's hard enough to imagine that my parents ever had sex. (well must have twice)

      Sex with mum is an exen more remote possibility.

      My mates say she was good - though I hope that's in jest.

    9. Re:I would say Get Better Parents by mesach · · Score: 1

      She was good... Let her know I'll call her next week and see if we're still on for next saturday

      --
      moo.
  62. Partial answer: by Kelz · · Score: 1

    On my mom's PC, I always make sure that she has Firefox or some other browser without ActiveX (where most spyware and the such comes from), install flash, shockwave, and java plugins, and keep a good virus scan going at all times (I use PC-Cillin but norton works well also).

    The best way to have good security on your parents' computers is to educate them (whos the parent now?!) on e-mail attachments and what to do in case of a popup. My mom freaked out when she got her first "natural male enhancement" spam but it showed her why not to enter your e-mail whenever it says "enter your e-mail" on a web site.

  63. Dansguardian by dameron · · Score: 1

    I'd have them run Dansguardian/Squid with no content filtering but very restrictive file type blocking. If they need content filtering you could tune it for them at some additional time investment.

    I'm sure there's a way to do this without Dans and using only squid so it could run on MS systems as I don't think Dans is available for Windows. Anyway, Dans makes it so easy it's what I'd recommend.

    Also you get the lower virus profile with something like Lycoris, and you could cron up all the autoupdating.

    I'd also a VNC server service on their box so you can help them out easily and even show them how things are done. There are other ways to do this too, but I live VNC best as it's easy to setup on almost any platform.

    -dameron

  64. Benign neglect. by shystershep · · Score: 1

    Well, considering that Pops got an associate degree in computer science back in the mid-80s, I don't worry too much about him (currently running Xandros). My mom, however, is another story. My dad doesn't have the patience to help her (& vice versa). That leaves me, even though I live on the opposite side of the state (about a 5 hour drive). Whenever I'm over there for holidays or whatnot, I do a full check of her system (running MS 98, Spybot S&D, AVG Anti-virus) and apply any updates. She knows enough not to open attachments, so she does pretty well. That, and I recently (over Christmas) talked her into Thunderbird (the spam blocker == major selling point) and basically just swapped Firebird for Explorer (erased the Explorer icons, imported her bookmarks into Firebird).

    Email and eBay are about all she uses the computer for, so it works pretty well. When I'm confident in a distro's compatibility with her digital camera and find a simple photo editor, I figure I'll just make her a Linux user. As long as she can still do what she wants, she won't care.

    --
    The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    1. Re:Benign neglect. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Get a memory card reader and except for a few cheap proprietary cameras, it will work fine. Gphoto will work fine for the simple edits (Brighten sharpen feather autobalance redeye). The Gimp works well for anything more advanced. I find Kword or OOo works well to layout several pictures to print on a single page. I showed my Mom how to setup rulers and import pictures into OOo. In GNOME/Nautilus, right click and mount and unmount the memory card reader. I thought of writing a little script that would mount a memory card, copy the contents to some directory save the pictures, and then unmount. I never got around to it and Mom is able to handle doing it manually.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
  65. teach them.... by caino59 · · Score: 1

    teach them how to use the programs on there....and why you need it, what it does, etc.

    i have my mom using firefox, spybot s&d and adaware

    she runs all the updates and uses the spyware removers....she hasn't yet had a virus.

    i tought her what to look for in emails and whatnot.

    then she tought my dad. phone calls from them with computer troubles are few and far between.

    time spent educating them is time well spent. you have the knowledge, so you may as well share it.

  66. Tools and Penguins by monster811 · · Score: 1
    Install Firefox, Thunderbird, Kazaalite, Trillian and teach them to use those instead of their old spyware-loading programs.

    Make sure you add stuff like the adblock plugin to firefox, make sure popup blocking is enabled, and set some general filters like */ads/*, */banners/*, *.doubleclick.net/*, etc.

    Set a policy that you wont help them if they dont use the alternative programs and run Ad-Aware ~once/week.

    If all else fails, set them up with linux. In most cases, parents dont want to do anything other than check their email, browse the web, and use basic office apps. Don't give them too many features they arent used to or havent used (possibly through gator-style apps) on windows. I have had my dad running on RedHat 9 and (more recently) Mandrake 9.2 since he finally upgraded from his Celeron 366/Win98 box.

    BTW, is it just me, or does the "dangerous software" link in the original read like gator paid them to soften their criticism?

  67. Educate them by Bobulusman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My parents are both in their late 50s. They do not to computers readily, nor do they learn quickly. But they do learn. I've shown my parents, carefully, the results that happen from each action. Install spyware or adware? The computer is slow. Open unknown attachments? Get a virus. Fail to update Windows/Norton/AdAware, get taken advantage of. By now, they can operate pretty close to self-sufficiency. About once or twice a month I'll get an e-mail or an IM if they want to double-check a course of action with me, but 90% of the time they choose correctly with my input in those cases anyway.

    In short, stop underestimating people just because they didn't grow up around personal computers. A little bit of time and help can go a long way.

    --
    Cogito ergo sum in Slashdot.
  68. patience by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

    for fuck's sake, these are your parents. you should be happy to spend time with them

    just be patient and teach them the basics. "mom, when you get email from someone you don't know, just delete it and i'll look at it next weekend"

    besides ... it's a justification for getting home cooked meals

    --
    vodka, straight up, thank you!
  69. Education by nastyphil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, neither of my parents are stupid, so I explain to them what it is I am doing and why.

    I implement many of the same things as listed in other posts: Non-admin accounts, Firefox, auto-updating virus checkers etc. The point is that all these are solutions selected based on my product knowledge, what I try to give my parents is a good understanding of the first principals involved.

    This has equips them to deal with issues in a timely way, solve their own problems, be empowered over the computer as opposed to being intimidated by it and most importantly, not call me every time something happens, but instead call me to boast about how they solved X, Y or Z.

    --
    Dialectician. Archology.
  70. iMac not obscure enough by MosesJones · · Score: 1

    Get Mom an Atari ST with 1024Mb of RAM and a Prolog browser with FORTRAN email. Security by PAIN. WHO cares if you Know it? Is it wierd?...

    --
    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  71. Give them your old computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, rather, send them off with a properly-tweaked computer. My family had one computer we used for years, and I handled all of the ZoneAlarm, anti-virus, etc., stuff (because they don't really understand any of it).

    When I was ready to head off to college, I just left that computer and took my own laptop. Only one program has been (deliberately, of course) installed that could be considered "dangerous," but neither Ad-aware or Spybot notices it, so I've left it. My mom really enjoys being able to use extra smileys in e-mails, so it's not worth the trouble to remove and teach her how to use "safe" programs to do the same thing. The smiley thing hasn't affected stability any more than me sitting down for five minutes, either, and I know it's not sending out secure information or doing anything illicit (illegal, too, probably).

    They haven't had any problems with ZA or anything else, as far as I can tell. I go home and everything still works pretty well.

    1. Re:Give them your old computer by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Ah yes - my future-mother-in-law also uses that infernal "add colour to your e-mail". The annoying part is that it tacks itself onto all the explorer windows (even local file explorers) in addition to its usual spyware carp. And at 640x480 with large fonts, that screen-estate hurts.

      Anybody know a good, legitamate analogue to this evil little doodad so that I can remove it and replace it?

  72. you allow them to install software?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats dumb

    they have the admin/root account??

    thats dumb

    Cant they wait for you to install stuff for them

    Havent you taught your parents right from wrong?

  73. Mac or Mozilla by scythian · · Score: 1

    Migrate them either to an Apple, or get them to use Mozilla Firefox (.8 is actually very stable, and the plugins install very well), and Mozilla thunderbird (again, 0.5 is great).

    Security through a combination of obscurity and better design.

    --
    terpmotors.com
  74. they dont need to be admins by kioan · · Score: 1

    If you use windows 2000 or XP, create a simple user for yous parents. They dont need to have administrator privileges ;)

  75. I put fedora's on my family by Wehesheit · · Score: 0

    My mom and grandma both run fedora since all they do is use firefox and evolution and frozen bubble it all works out. My dad uses mandrake 9 and even goes so far as to play dvd's heh. Since I migrated them from windows 98 to linux I've had ZERO, thats right ZERO calls when something is wrong with the computer. I now only get calls about how to do more things, like my grandma would like to burn cd's with k3b /me faints.

    --
    This P.I.G. will walk on the water, This P.I.G. will walk on the sea, This P.I.G. will walk whereever he wants.
  76. Well by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

    I yell at my dad.

    Allot.

    Makes up for my lousy sysadmin skills... Instead of actually fixing something, I'll just run up to the guy and yell "DO NOT TOUCH THAT!!!" if he even thinks about doing something silly, often driving my mom insane. My mom on the other hand is scared of computers and I've taught her that as soon as she doesn't understand something, she's got to close it. ( "Yes mom, the little cross on the top right of that little doodad..." )

  77. yeah yeah by guitarded · · Score: 0

    for software i usually setup firefox(automatic popup blocking) and spybot or adaware. Teach the person how to scan themselves, and do windoze updates and everything seems to work out fine.

  78. The desktop paradigm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All modern OS's have the same user-interface paradigm: the desktop. Windows, mac, linux, etc... The interface to all modern, graphical apps are essentially the same as well, i.e. web browsers all have content frame in the middle, status bars, nav bars, address bars...

    Thus, to the computer illiterate, it doesnt matter what OS their using, because navigating local apps is still through a desktop and web surfing is through some sort of browser interface. Thus, knowing this, you can switch them to practically anything non-Windows and you'll get rid of most (if not all) of the virus, spyware, adware apps that infest the windows world.

    Anyone who ever argues that has a better UI, they only say that because thats what they're used to. But from the POV of the computer illiterate, its really all the same...

  79. Just format often! by TheDataAlchemist · · Score: 1

    Get two hard drives and have them save only their data on one (probably won't be alot), and install all program files on the other. Keep installation CD's on hand. Format and reinstall as necessary.

  80. Grandma Runs Linux. by robochan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And has for quite some time.

    --
    ...Rob
    The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    1. Re:Grandma Runs Linux. by meffie · · Score: 1

      My mother-in-law runs linux, for almost 2 years now without problems, and this is her first computer. Mozilla, Evolution, and AbiWord. Evolution crashed once in that time, and she was confused, as she never heard of a "crash" before.

    2. Re:Grandma Runs Linux. by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      Of course he doesn't mention his grandma is Admiral Grace Hopper.

  81. Evil Movie DVDs by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    It isn't just Evil Web Sites and and Evil Email, but evil movie DVDs

    I mentioned this story sometime back (but will trot it out again).

    I made the mistake of clicking on DVD Friendly or some other such evil thing to "enhance" my DVD player on my PC when playing a movie DVD on my PC. It broke my sound drivers, and not just for the stupid DVD Friendly player but for the DELL built in DVD player. I had a heck of a time getting this thing fixed. Disney similarly thinks they need to alter your default DVD player, mostly to hype web links.

    Had this been my Dad's computer, he would have had to wait until I fixed it. I'm sure many wouldn't be able to fix these things without profession help.

    They don't intend to break your computer, but it is the same driving force as spam, an urge to over-aggressively push their presence on to your computer.

  82. Beware of other family members by K.B.Zod · · Score: 1
    First off, I want to say "Amen!" to this story's author. My wife and I feel your pain.

    One problem that has continued to vex us over our years of supporting my wife's parents' computers is my wife's sister. She has often popped in for a week or two and sprayed crap all over the hard drive, so to speak, before leaving. This includes supposed optimizers and helpers that do no such thing. Oh, and games a-plenty for her kids. And stupid buddy things. And so on.

    There really is no way to prevent this interference, since the parents are never going to say no, much less know that it is happening at all. Maybe I'm just venting, because I have no suggestion for this problem apart from using an OS with some real security and all those other tricks that others in this thread are suggesting. I guess it's just something else to look out for until fratricide (sororicide?) is legalized.

    1. Re:Beware of other family members by Hwaguy · · Score: 1

      I do not know if this is a viable option for you, but if you have win2k/xp set up at your mother's, you could set up an admin account, a "mom" account, and a guest account.

      Give the guest account some privilages, including such exciting programs as notepad.exe and solitare.exe :)

      Make sure to tell your mother not to give away her password!

  83. What they don't know can help them by ripetersen · · Score: 1

    My Mom got a new computer. I thought about doing the lindows thing but didn't think that she/Linux was ready. She got a Dell, I sent her a lynksys firewall to put behind the cable modem. I pre configured it at my place and then droped it in the post. She had no problems getting the wires hooked up. I told her to throw away the "internet cd" that COX sent her. I did have to explain that the internet was not on that cd. Once she was on-line I talked he through a VNC install, logged on to her system, cleared out the mess of icons on the desk top and download OpenOffice, Thunderbird and Firebird. Set it all up and now she is totally happy, not scared of the computer they way she is at work, what with all the virus warnings those IT guys send out. She is now at the point where she really enjoys the computer, understands what the Internet is, what the web is and what e-mail is. She may be ready to make the linux jump next and all the apps she knows and links will be there. By doing all of this up front, she never saw/missed IE or Outlook or Windows Media Player.

  84. Re:I Use a Non Internet Explorer for their surfing by civad · · Score: 1

    I wish it worked w.r.t my father. He always likes to visit sites that have flash animations. Of course, since I had disabled (i.e.not configured?) flash for Mozilla, he doesn't use it.
    I have installed Ad aware, spybot S&D and ZA on my parents' computer, and asked him several times NOT to use IE. Guess what? he still uses IE/Outlook express.
    Then every week I have to remind him NOT to open attachment x or stay away from application y. And, of course, listen to him complain that his computer has become very slow.
    No use complaining: I chose to use Win 98 because I thought that was all he would need, now I'll have to wait till the next vacation (s) till I go back and install Linux. Let him complain for a few days, after all, once he can go back to doing he was doing before (sans the spyware/virus problem) why should it matter what OS he uses?
    The other option is to use Win 2000 (Celeron 433 Mhz/ 160 MB RAM/ 4 gig HDD-- pretty old machine). Lets see....

  85. Sorry to disappoint you by darth_silliarse · · Score: 1

    Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?

    In short, no and installing even Mandrake or SuSE Linux to provide a little security would provoke more phone calls than you would be able to mentally tolerate (I've been there!).... my advice, leave them to it and don't worry, they'll phone anyway :o)

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    1. Re:Sorry to disappoint you by teeth · · Score: 1
      My Mum (and several non-techie friends) run locked down GNU/Linux systems. Debian Sarge/Sid indeed.


      They can do pretty much everything a self-adminning windows user can do (browse, mail, play [games,music,movies], write [letters,spreadsheets,presentations], edit photos from digicams, explore the universe, print...); except run hostile win32 binaries.


      None of them had any real experience with other systems so they find their Gnome desktops "normal", more than one on subsequently trying MSW has described it as "clunky" or "naff".


      My Mum tends to prefer typing to a shell to searching through menus, or even using the launchers she has dragged to her panel...


      All of them know a few procedures, of escalating brutality, to get them out of fixes, which, combined with a journalled filesystem, means none of them have ever ended up with an unusable system. Only one user account has ever been significantly b0rked and that with no personal data loss.


      Maintainance is near zero, and I get nice dinners cooked for me from time to time.


      My Mum still phones regularly, but not about the 'pooter :)

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  86. Education by Aphrika · · Score: 1

    I find my parents are willing to learn about new technology a whole lot more than we give them credit for.

    My mum uses a PC with the obligatory Norton Antivirus, AdAware, Google Toolbar, Windows Updates set up to install automatically and a hardware firewall. She uses Outlook 2003 for mail, along with the rest of Office for the charity work she does in her spare time (she's retired).

    Does this bother me? Not really. A willingness to learn has made it really easy to get across the main points of using a computer responsibly, and that's the key to it. Email usage, web browsing, Office macros - and she's never had a problem, and has also made a point of educating friends of hers.

    So that's my tip for decent computing for parents - spread the knowledge. The more people actually understand what they're using, the better it is for everyone.

  87. Exactly what I was going to recommend by G27+Radio · · Score: 3, Informative

    Setting them up with Firefox (or probably any other non-IE browser) is one of the best things you can do to protect them. Additionally, Thunderbird (or another non-Outlook mail client) would probably be a good idea.

    Set them up with Spybot S&D to clean up stuff that does get through. If for some reason you haven't yet explained to them about not opening attachments, make sure you do.

    I was reluctant to switch my mom away from IE because I was concerned about her having problems with non-IE websites. I installed Firebird on her computer (for my own use) this past X-mas when I was visiting. She asked me what the icon was and I told her it was a browser with pop-up blocking and immediately she was ready to switch. I explained about the possibility of incompatible websites and she didn't hesitate to say "I don't care about that. I'll use that IE for sites like that if I have to."

    She's been really happy with Firebird. I feel kind of stupid for worrying that adding a new browser would unnecessarily complicate her life--it did exactly the opposite.

    At the risk of people calling me an anti-MS zealot, let me just recommend having them use as little of Microsoft's software as possible. It's just bad news--too many exploits. You can go ahead make the argument that possibly Firefox has holes too that no one has bothered to exploit because of it's smaller marketshare. If that's true, then its smaller marketshare is just one more benefit.

    1. Re:Exactly what I was going to recommend by robtheauditor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, um, actually I gave her Knoppix.

      (Knoppix is a no-instllation needed version of Linux for all you poor MS afflicted hermits...Live cd, no hard disk space really needed...and free, of course!)

      With a cable modem in place, allowing dhcp, web based email, she's set. One (well a few times) showing her how to start her browser. Open office is there, but all she really does is email anyway.

      Power down at night, and every morning is a clean new machine. I even left her a spare cd.

      No muss, no fusss!

    2. Re:Exactly what I was going to recommend by snilloc · · Score: 1

      Just disabling the preview panel in OE is a big step. That way they can delete emails they know to be spam/virus without viewing them automatically. My uncle's computer is a pile of viruses and malware. I installed firebird (0.6?) and told him to use it unless a site gave him problems. I was back within a month doing the AV/Spybot routine again... he just refused to use it. His history in Firebird was about 35 mins worth of surfing.

  88. Win XP, no user privlidges by Croaker · · Score: 1

    After one of my nephews downloaded a file called "Pamela Anderson Fucking.exe" that totally hosed the system when run, I decided to junk Win 98, upgrade to Win XP, then lock down the system. Only I have the admin password. Everyone else's account has the least amount of privs that I could give them. FInally, I went out and Bought Norton Anti-virus and set it to auto update the virus definitions. Then I told them, "the next time I have to do this, I'm installing Linux. AND I'll install a network blocker to ensure you can only get to G rated web sites." Between those two things, the PC hasn't had any issues. I check regularly with AdAware.

  89. Easy Solution by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    What software or strategies do you use to protect your parents' PCs?

    I make them read /.

    HI DAD!

    :)

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  90. This is good advice - my parents followed it by kollivier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to do what the OP did, give my parents old machines and clean them up for them. Up until November this worked OK, probably because they were on dial-up, but it was basically just an email/web access for them. In November, my parents decided to get DSL cause they had a deal where it was only $10 more than dial-up (and they no longer needed a second line, so its actually cheaper).

    I kid you not, within 4 hours of getting online with DSL my mother had gotten a serious virus that Anti-virus was saying had infected kernel32.dll. OUCH. I didn't know exactly what had happened, but the computer was basically DOA until a certified geek could get working on it. I was NOT about to walk my parents through the process of formatting a drive and reinstalling the OS over the phone.

    The earliest chance I had to look at this problem was when I came back for Christmas. So I told my parents this and suggested that they consider getting a new computer - and I recommended a Mac. My dad was totally against the idea, until he saw those new flat-panel iMacs. Then he actually thought they should get that OVER the eMac, which was much cheaper. =) That's what they came home with.

    They took it home, set it up, and didn't once call me for help. They called with some internet setup problems, but it was actually the provider's server being flaky. My mom has been really happy with the new machine. She's talking with family via iChat, has figured out email and web just fine, and is even figuring out things I never really taught her. Just a couple weeks ago, she called asking me if she can burn more songs onto an iTunes CD she created. =) I had only introduced the programs like iTunes to her, but never really showed her how to use them, so this was rather surprising to me.

    Anyways, they are much happier with the new machine, and honestly my mother in particular feels empowered by the fact that she can do this stuff. I would recommend that everyone at least consider the option. I know it's a bit more expensive, but chances are they'll get more out of the machine as well.

    1. Re:This is good advice - my parents followed it by k_head · · Score: 1

      "She's talking with family via iChat, has figured out email and web just fine, and is even figuring out things I never really taught her."

      I set up the Mic and turned on the voice recognition. When my wife asked me how to check her email I said just ask the computer to check your mail. She said to the computer "check my mail" and her email opened up.

      She was floored.

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    2. Re:This is good advice - my parents followed it by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      And next time you're there you can enable the ssh server on their Mac so you can dial in and help them with their support problems.

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  91. You forgot Zone Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And if they're on broadband, get them a netgear/linksys/d-link NAT'ing router to add an additional layer. Tell them that if Zone Alarm pops up and asks them a question, and they're in doubt, click "NO."

  92. Laptop, Laptop, Laptop by MDMurphy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regardless of the OS, applications, security features, if your parents aren't very local, try to get them a laptop. Even if they use a monitor, mouse, keyboard and such, it's much easier working on it at home with more resources than in their den.

    My Mom's in Hawaii, I'm in AZ. FedEx ground is cheap enough that if it can't be fixed in a 10 minute phone call I'll have her send it to me, get it spruced up, send it back. When she was out for Christmas, she brought it with and I updated things then also.

    Next time, if we still go the Windows route, I'd put on XP Pro just for the remote access feature.

  93. I don't. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

    My parents are reasonably intelligent people. If they want to use a computer, I expect them to take care of it themselves. I'll answer intelligent questions, and when I'm home I'll occasionally sit down and help with major things (doing an upgrade to XP, Linux is not an option when your COGO solution is windows-only - and ironically, won't run under XP - back to 98...)

    It works pretty well. I say "Smart people run AV software, Ad-Aware, install updates, and don't run programs sent to them in email."

    They think "We're smart people" and do what I said in the first place, which saves me much aggravation.

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  94. Explain it to them.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Thats my trick with just about anyone I help out with computer trouble. Most of the problems you've mentioned are insidious and even passive computer users find the idea of marketing/tracking software making their computers unstable (or slow, or run out of memory) pretty unpalpable. Most of the time after explaining the problem users look pretty incredulous and ask the most basic question: why? Damn right, why.

    Anyhow by then its something like a personal attack on them. Give them a copy of Mozilla, Spybot, AVG set them to update themsevles where possible and things will be a little better (at least they will gain a little bit of a distrust of software, thats a start).

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  95. Common computer uses for parents... by DaveLozier · · Score: 1

    1. Sending email.
    2. Instant messaging.
    3. Creating a document for printing.
    4. Balancing their check books.
    5. Browsing the internet.
    6. Managing digital pictures.
    7. Amusing themselves with various games.


    Purchase a user friendly distrobution of Linux such as SuSE or Mandrake or any other flavor you may like. All of the above should be easily accomplished with such. Install it and sleep better at night knowing that even if your mom saves your_document.pif from Saul in Arabia she can click on it till she is blue in the face it still wont run.

    I recently put together some salvaged parts I had laying around and built a box for my mom. She has been running SuSE 9.0 for almost a year now and I haven't had to fix anything. (knock on wood) ;)

  96. The answer beyond a doubt is linux by codepunk · · Score: 1

    I used to be running all over the damn place fixing PC's. Virus, Spyware, worms, pop ups not to mention XP corrupting drives etc. I converted everyone to linux desktops a few months ago and now everything is just skippy. Oh and don't start in with it is to hard to learn. If you met this one couple I installed it for you would see just how stupid a argument this is. Both of these people are about as smart as a post, they have no problem at all using a
    pre-configured linux machine.

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  97. My suggestions... by slonkak · · Score: 1

    Well, first off, If you're parents are running 2k or xp, group policy is your friend. In there you can prohibit anything you want. Remove all shortcuts to IE and install Mozilla Firefox. I've used it since it came out and I haven't touched IE. Nothing gets installed oor downloaded without you telling it to in Firefox, unlike IE that autodownloads everything! IF you have a spare computer sitting around, throw linux on it and set up iptables. Make this the firewall for your computer(s). Only let simple things like http, pop3, named, smtp, 5190 (everyone likes AIM), etc. Hope that helps a little

  98. Windows Limited user account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried to setup a limited user account for windows after I installed all the software for someone, and it was so wonderful. They could not play several games without being an administrator and the viruses and spyware still were able to be installed easily for all users on the computer. Then I installed Linux for them, set them up with access to what they need, and they were so much happier, they didn't know their computer could go so fast... Linux and other alternative operating systems engineered correctly are the only way to stop the viruses, spyware, unwanted software, and so on. Its as simple as that. Windows isn't designed for people to use.

  99. Mozilla, ZoneAlarm, AVG, AdAware, SpyBot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    • De-install Outlook and remove all IE shortcuts.
    • Keep IE, because it is necessary for WindowsUpdates but only for that.
    • Remove Windows Media Player and RealPlayer,
    • Install
      • IrfanView and it's codecs for all media,
      • ZoneAlarm software firewall,
      • AVG AntiVirus scanner (set it to update daily),
      • AdAware and
      • SpyBot Search & Destroy.

    Teach the user to use Mozilla for browsing, e-mail and newsgroups.

  100. As Wes Borg would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Tell them to buy an iMac. It's especially built for idi-" (long pause) "for mommies and daddies."

    1. Re:As Wes Borg would say... by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      What was that from????

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    2. Re:As Wes Borg would say... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      Its a a quote from three dead trolls in a baggie, a canadian humor group

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    3. Re:As Wes Borg would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:As Wes Borg would say...


      See "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk" at http://deadtroll.com/

  101. There are 3 kind of parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux works great for two type of parents:

    "Type 1": my parents need the computer for 3 simple tasks (email, browsing, word processing) and do not consider doing anything I have not explicitely shown to them. Linux+mozilla+open office works great with them and honestly they don't even know what they are using.

    My brother is "type 2", he performs more advanced taks but he hates administration and is very scared of viruses and worms: he is now very happy with a dual boot, he uses linux for as long as he can, and boots up in windows for the occasional complex microsoft word/excel file.

    With both I am very happy to solve their problem by remote console access.

    "Type 3" is the more adventurous and yet clouless relative, he needs lots of help but still wants to play around and does not perceive the dangers. He is going to want windows. For those all you need is a lot of love.

  102. How to keep your parents off the internet by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    I follow some good advice in this matter. If they don't get on the computer, they can't screw it up :^)

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  103. Sounds like Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the links, it really sounds like they're running Windows. Windows, non-expert users, and the Internet, just don't go together well. you just can't have all 3 of those things and expect the environment to stay healthy.

    People like to joke about the free Unix-like OSes not being "ready for the desktop" but if the alternative is Windows (?!), they're sure as hell readier.

    When the computer gets old, steer 'em toward a Mac. But until then, if they're not computer experts, Linux 'em. Or if they need to stay with Windows for legacy concerns (e.g. someone takes their work home with them) then get 'em a second cheap computer. One for the legacy stuff, and one for internet and everything else.

    If they resist, then just don't help them. If they're forced to become computer experts themselves, then they might be able to learn how to use Windows safely. I have seen Windows systems that stayed pretty clean, but they were used by engineers who knew they were responsible for their computer's problems.

  104. Windows Group Policy or Get a Mac by pix3lphr3ak · · Score: 1

    Lock their machine down entirely with group policy OR get a mac. I have my girlfriend setup with all the popblockers, virus scanners etc. However i tried something different which does work if you make the person do this (2k & XP only. Set them up 2 windows accounts one that only has guest privilages and one thats an administrator. Make them use the guest account unless they absoltely NEED to install something, and allow them to use the admin. WOrks great on girlfriends :)

  105. Default: User by Sheepdot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I setup a WinXP box and set my parents up as "User". I would suggest using remote administration software like UltraVNC. I actually created little link that says "Something is wrong" and they click on it and it does a reverse connect from their machine (getting around the NAT on their router, no need to open a security risk) and connects to a VNC client in listen mode on my machine.

    It's always surprising when a desktop just pops up in a window on my computer, esp when I'm on thehun.net, but there's no mistaking who it is or if there is a problem or not. Thank god they can't see MY screen.

    I usually get a phone call 5 seconds later with a message of "sorry it was a mistake" or "yeah, X won't install." where X = Kazaa or some other P2P app.

    On the other hand, I'd be interested in hearing what kinds of monitoring (packet sniffing) people do on their parent's machines to make sure they aren't cheating on each other or younger siblings aren't goofing around with Yahoo/AIM/ICQ/ETC. I'm not so much interested in the privacy issues as I am in finding out who "bigcack4u" is on my mom/sister's Yahoo friends list.

  106. Is this possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've got a router. I've got a router. Is it still possible to establish a VNC between our two PCs so I can check up on their system?

    Thanks...

  107. Keep a Knoppix CD handy by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    My dad was having problems recently - apparently ActiveX got hosed because a cow-irker unplugged a USB drive without unmounting it first. Now IE6 is broken. I can't explain why ...

    Anyway, he's spent days trying to remedy the problem. I had the fortune of dropping a Knoppix live CD on his desk about a week ago, and this incident actually motivated him to try it out. He's cautious, because his business survives on his PCs. He can't afford to have them down for substantial time. The Knoppix "try before you commit" concept was well received, and that was the last real barrier keeping him from trying Linux.

    If I can get him switched over to *any* Linux distro, I won't have to listen to the monthly stories about why he had to reload XP again. That'll cut down on my therapy bills ...

    1. Re:Keep a Knoppix CD handy by barzok · · Score: 1
      If he's doing things that require he install XP monthly, he shouldn't be using them for his business in the first place. "Business" usage rarely takes one into territory that would endager your PC.

      Perhaps he needs separate business & non-business PCs?

    2. Re:Keep a Knoppix CD handy by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      If sitting at your desk writing memos with Word is your definition of "doing business," then I'd agree. However, he travels to customer sites and works within whatever IT framework already exists. Sometimes he's there for weeks. Recently, he was at a customer's site and was required to use their VPN client as well as a bunch of security apps they have. He also was running beta versions of custom software written for this large customer (think airport-large or 1.5-million-square-feet-warehouse-distribution-cen ter-large.) Working through the logistics of the beta software were part of the job. After returning home and attempting to uninstall all the apps, his machine was completely twitchy. He spent about an hour trying to fix it, then concluded that nuking XP would take less time (it probably did.)

      There are plenty of so-called "business apps" that will hose your machine. Hell, I've had personal experience with CAD tools from several vendors that have crippled machines. "Surfing for p0rn" isn't the only way to break things.

    3. Re:Keep a Knoppix CD handy by aonaran · · Score: 1

      if running custom windows software is part of his job, then I'm afraid Linux isn't going to do him much good. wine isn't that good yet.

    4. Re:Keep a Knoppix CD handy by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      But VMWare might be a good tool. It really depends on how much Ram he has.

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  108. Education should be your number one tool by hardaker · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What I've found is that if I can talk my parents through something over the phone, the next time they'll do it more quickly and after about 3 times that problem can now be handled on their own.

    Rules of educating someone:

    • Don't do it yourself. Have them sit at the keyboard and tell them what to do and why they're doing it. They'll learn from the process (yes, even your parents). It's very easy to not do this, because you could do it so much faster. Sure, but you'll be doing it the next 100 times too. Think of the long run.
    • When you're busy and they're working on a problem give them a starting hint and have them try to see if they can find it themselves. Typically, I never ever use a windows box at home and I have never used XP except when I'm at my parents fixing their box. But given a general problem, I can say something like "find the preferences and see if you can find a checkbox that says something like XYZ or PDQ or ... Try that". 7/10 times that works, they solve their own problem and learn something in the process (and your time is saved).
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    1. Re:Education should be your number one tool by SKATEvbOARD0613 · · Score: 1

      feed a fellow a fish... he will be full for a day, teach that same fellow "TO" fish, he will be able to eat for a lifetime. I try to teach my parents what I did to their computer so when they have questions, they will be able to find it faster if I have to explain where it goes or what they are looking at. There is only like 3 times a year that I have to help them and they have like windows XP. Once in a while, like once a month or every 3 months, whenever i come home, I do a windows Update for them to make sure that everything is in top shape for them because I don't want them to kill their machine. If their machine is fried, than they have to waste money on a new one and worry about money for my college and I want to make sure that less money goes to unneeded spending and goes to more useful things... 8~) if you know what I mean.

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  109. A Tale of Two Parents by timothy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My parents (not in same household, as me or as each other) ask me about computer stuff sometimes, but do different things with that information.

    1) When my mom needed a computer for college homework, around the time my sister decided my cast-off P100 was not sufficient and *she* needed a college computer, too, I told her that the smartest thing to do was get an iBook, because Apples are well-built and have a better-than-Windows interface. Or maybe I suggested it first to my sister, point is the same -- soon *they* both had iBooks, and since I was looking for a laptop at the time and was likely to be Mom's tech support (however woefully unequipped I am for that), I ended up getting one too. So, three iBooks, extra memory soon in sister's and mine (it was cheap! $35 for 256 megs, 3 years ago), airport card in Mom's and mine. (Sister didn't need it as much, college ethernet etc.)

    All three of them are still working great, have been updated infrequently but without incident, no virus problems, no dead screens, etc. The occasional lockup, the occasional crash (only on my machine that I know of), but mostly, good workhorses. Once in a while my mom calls to complain that her Mozilla icon has disappeared (why? I do not understand what could have happened to it -- couldn't have gotten far on foot ...), but for the most part, they works well. Cheap laser printer from Samsung, Bang, works.

    It's not my *favorite* laptop -- I dislike the keyboard, esp. the lack of a real page-up / page-down key, among other shortcomings -- but it seems the most robust. Strong hinge, a screen that's survived some rough treatment, a battery that's on the way out but still working as well as one can expect in a 3-year-old battery.

    (The other reason it's not my favorite is that I like Fluxbox, KDE and Gnome at least as well as I do OS X, and Linux distros come with a lot more included software that I actually use -- so I like the Toshiba I'm typing on more than I do the iBook; maybe I'll put Linux on the iBook and like it better ;))

    2) Dad, on the other hand, pays for cheap, low-end computers, then keeps paying and paying and paying ... he ignores the virus warnings, because none of the several anti-virus programs he's put on seem to fully cleanse his PC. The machine crashes frequently with Windows 98, but he thinks about like I do of Windows XP's required registration stuff. (On another one of his machines, a laptop that came pre-loaded with XP, it asks you to register every time you start up; he's tried to register several times, to no avail. It works fine other than that, though, so it seems less broken than if that part *did* work!) I pointed out to him that this could mean he's sending personal documents all over the internet, that his machine could be a zombie for DoSes, that he's probably spreading viruses to everyone with Windows in his address book. He sort of shrugs and winces, and every few months says "Y'know, maybe you're right and Apple is the way to go ..." Twice a year, he pays some local guy to expunge viruses -- if he'd just save the money from that, he could better justify getting an iBook or Powerbook and not worrying about those things so much. His Compaq laptop (my advice had been "OK, if you're going to get an Intel-type laptop, just make sure to avoid Compaq!" was of course studiously ignored ;)) has had numerous hardware problems, compounded by inadequate repair service and piss-poor customer service. What I should do is tell him "OK, just make sure not to get an Apple ..."

    Ah, well.

    timothy

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  110. Deep Freeze by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I work, we use Deep Freeze to keep people from installing unwanted software. You can freeze some sections of the hard drive (such as C:\windows), and unfreeze others. I find it useful to have an unfrozen D:, and set "my documents" etc to point somewhere there.

    Of course, this doesn't work well with XP (needs updates for those nasty worms), but in that case you'd just have to make your family members underprivileged users.

    My aunt is getting a new computer and High Speed. I'm putting strong consideration into turning their old box into a 'nix server/firewall... maybe with a proxy that blocks .EXE or .ZIP files (and a special username to download the ones they need). That gives me SSH access to their network, a way to have it call my server to update dynamic IP's, and I can tunnel VNC as needed. Email could also be fetched through here and stripped of nasties using mailscanner/spamassassin/others

  111. Spyware Blaster by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 1

    This thing can be an ie users best friend, Spyware Blaster it blocks malicious active X scripts while allowing good ones through, which makes it less frusterating than just turning off active x all together (just remember to update often!). If anything does get through its nothing that a good spybot scan wont get rid of, just teach em to update and scan monthly and theyll be cool but not fools.

  112. Move by JanneM · · Score: 1

    One way to deal with it is simply to move to a different continent. Worked for me - I get no support calls at all. Of course, now I have to learn Japanese, but it's a small price to pay :)

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  113. Protection by Rip+Van+Winkle · · Score: 1

    I find disabling the ON button helps a lot!

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  114. Simple by Sarojin · · Score: 1

    Make them a Windows account without Administrator priveleges

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  115. Pen and paper? by highwaytohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bought my folks a PC. They used it for approximately 4 weeks. Then they said, "you keep it, its too complicated".
    So i got the PC, i bought them a nice filing cabinet, pens, paper and calculator etc. If they want something typed out, they can ask me, but this isnt often.
    i say dont protect their PC's, protect them from PC's :)

  116. My best "Anti-parent" software by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    I just install Windows Me, it crashes before they have any time to screw things up.

    Really though, well my parents don't use PCs, my sister does and she has this problem. I pretty much installed some spyware removal software, and every once in a while I run it. If I see anything running in the taskbar I just close it. I don't expect her to have a perfect PC, but every time I remove the software there's less of it, so I think she's learning on her own. Teaching a person how to pick up on spy ware usually doesn't work, they just have to experience it for themselves, then they start to catch on (well at least my sister did) and learn through trial and error. If you just restrict them from being able to do anything, or install some program like bull guard, they'll just learn how to remove that program since it's not letting them install the spyware (if they try to install something, and it has spyware with it or whatever, then like they're gonna see that the program is blocking it and they will think it's probably broken or something and disable it.)

  117. Necessary Windows Crap by rossz · · Score: 1

    I would have switched my mum's computer to linux a long time ago (I've threatened to do so on several occassions) except she needs to run a few windows programs that don't have decent Linux replacements available (Family Tree Maker, being one). No, I don't consider running under Wine a viable alternative. I'm stubborn that way.

    At least I switched her from MS Office to OpenOffice.org and replaced IE and Outlook with the Mozilla stuff.

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    -- Will program for bandwidth
  118. Easy by rainer_d · · Score: 1

    First, SuSE 7.0 until it EOLed.
    Then FreeBSD 4-STABLE, still with modem.
    Now: ADSL behind a NATing wireless router.
    Still FreeBSD (4.9p3).

    And don't give them root, of course.

    No breakins, no backdoors, no dialers, no malware and no viruses and other BS for 4 years.

    How would I admin windoze for my parents for free, when I don't even like to do that for money ?

    Rainer

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  119. so frustrating!! by next1 · · Score: 1

    i have the same issue with my parents pc.
    i see all the money dad spends on firewalls and av software only to still have problems.
    i've of course discussed many times moving to something like mandrake for their desktop but windows is just so entrenched in peoples minds it's hard to make the leap, plus the learning curve.

    also with ms products so entrenched, although in many cases there may be equivalents, i think again it's the learning curve as well as the "name" that makes it hard to make the switch.

  120. Get NIS by Coldeagle · · Score: 1

    I would recommend getting NIS (Norton Internet Security), it will help keep the system free of errornious programs attempting to access the internet, or install XP or 2000 and advise your parents not to log into the admin account unless they want to install something.

  121. my problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my grandma is so paraniod im going to screw up her machine. Calm Down grandma Im going to fix the slowness issues you keep complaining about. then she complains after I fix it I broke it becouse i took away some spyware bloat ware prog she was using.

  122. Perhaps im too pesimistic... by 222 · · Score: 1

    But i do the same thing as with the machines i admin, i get used to unloading ghosted images of the drive. I mean, 5 minutes about once every month really isnt so bad. If its seriously a problem with some of our /.'ers parents, id recommend Deep Freeze, it keeps the little buggers around the schools i admin at bay.

  123. Suse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mother used to play with windows 98 and she only used it for webchat and e-mails. No need to say the box had to be formated every month or so and she was getting really pissed off about loosing all of her e-mails with those stupid chain letters and cute powerpoint presentations. Anyway, i got her to buy an iMac (350mhz, slot load), but MacOS 9(?) really sucked. The lack of good e-mail clients, browser (IE - blergh) and IM didnt help either (oh.. and that horrible mouse). So i took her old pc and loaded XP on it. Same experience as 98. Last resort was Suse 9. No complains so far. OpenOffice + Firefox + KMail + Kopete do the trick with NO maintenance needed. Whenever something odd happens, or she needs something upgraded, just ssh in and do your stuff. Simple. The remote vnc with e-mail invitations also helps. Maybe Lindows/Xandros/Mandrake would do the trick, but im more familiar with Suse anyway.

  124. I use the power of education. by Gldm · · Score: 1

    "This is ad-aware. Watch what I click on. See how it scans for awhile? Then you click this, and the bad stuff goes away. Do this every week."

    I also recently had to move to firefox on my neighbor's machine I built for him because they were still getting hit pretty bad (I think it was his kids mostly causing it). Originally I had him on Avant Browser, which is like IE with some popup control and tabbed browsing, but the latest round of spyware DELETED IT. I told him to call me back if it had any problems viewing sites, so far haven't heard a peep about it.

    Is it just me or is spyware/malware getting much nastier lately? It used to just be the popup servers and phony search bars/homepage hijacks, but in the last 2 months I've seen programs that eject the cd, programs that close any browser window that it detects the name of a spyware removal tool in, programs that close or even delete any non-IE browser you run or install, programs that close or delete any anti-spyware utility you run or try to install, "spyware removers" that are spyware, etc.

    How the hell is everyone in congress avoiding this crap on their computers? You'd think at least some of them would have home PCs that are as bad as the average broadband subscriber I talk to.

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  125. Lock their rights down by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Assuming you are using some recent derivative of windows, lock down the basic users to the point they cant do much damage..

    Then have them call you when they buy new stuff so you can check it out first, then install it for them...

    Won't stop all problems but it will help...

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  126. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not install a user-friendly Linux distro on the computer? That would make virii a non-issue.

  127. I don't have this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I assume that many Slashdot readers must serve as the IT staff for their parents

    I don't have this problem anymore. My parents fired me, and outsourced to India. Their new son/tech support guy's name is Kallasalapahippimobipi Nassahappapinohisohef.

  128. You is wrong, my friend by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    One of the mistakes of the young is not listening to the older people. If they say something to you, listen. Chances are they've been through something and will tell you something worth hearing.

    My Dad updates his computer just fine. I'm constantly shocked when I call him and find out he's changed his passwords, updated virus defs, and downloaded patches, and all these things I assume he couldn't do, just fine without asking anybody.

    I have had to drag him kicking and screaming every 3 years from Win98 -> Win2000 -> WinXP. He really hates a new O/S. But he maintains it as well as anybody.

  129. Mine are too cheap to get a Mac... by dbirchall · · Score: 1
    Despite the fact that my household has 3 Macs, my parents just went out and got a brand new eMachines PC. I can't really blame them; it was half the cost of the cheapest brand new Mac. Oh well.

    So, I told them that they can video-chat with their only granddaughter if they go over to the Apple Retail Store two towns from their house. They went to the store. My family and I gathered 'round the iSight. And we video-chatted. First time they'd seen her in over a year.

    There are two benefits here. The obvious one is that sooner or later, if we keep doing this, they will think "Oooh, shiny!" and buy something Apple, thus solving the question at hand. The less obvious one is that at least for the duration of their trip to and from the Apple Retail Store, I can be assured of not getting any calls about something or other being busted on their PC.

  130. I try not to by barzok · · Score: 1
    Step 1, younger brother lives with the parents still. Much easier.

    Step 2, they never got hooked on an MS program for mail, and for some reason have gravitated towards Netscape 7 (and 6, and 4 before that). My father says he's never really liked IE. Who am I to question?

    My mother doesn't do much more than run her Avon business, surf the web, do email and IM on her computer. Plus little games, nothing that comes from offbeat sources. My father does a little more, but again, doesn't stray into unclean areas of the intarweb. Dad's relatively self-sufficient, on the rare occasions mom needs help, little brother knows about it before she does. They pretty much take care of themselves.

    My sister is another case. She's in college and when we got her a PC 3 years ago, I gave her explicit instructions to not let anyone touch it. Didn't even give her the Admin password (2K Pro). Being only 2 hours away, I could support her on a 24 hour or less turnaround time. College dorm "techs" are clueless. She did fine for 2 years, then this fall got hit in all the worm activity as a somewhat innocent bystander. Not sure exactly what happened. So we cleaned that up on her first break of the semester and all is well. Set her up with MS's auto-update and things are running smooth there. She tends to check with me before doing anything that might endanger her system.

  131. My parents are half doomed by ruszka · · Score: 1

    I do what I can to help my parents out with their computer. My mother is paranoid enough that she only uses what's been taught to her. If anything pops up or looks unusual, she has me take a look at it. My father, on the other hand, does his own thing. With his love for porn, I am always coming across The Bad Things on his computer. He tries to blame my 'helpless' mother, but I know it's his negligence that causes the computer to become infected or trashed with unwanted things. His job keeps him out of town half the year, and it's when he's out of town that the computer is actually safe. Fun times.

  132. Obligatory comment by mrklin · · Score: 1

    Some of us do not even have parents, you insensitive clod!

  133. No commitment if it's Windows by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1

    I'd do all that standard stuff -- virus checks, updates, spyware blockers, and so on --, but if someone wants me to be responsible for the security of their box, I will refuse if they want to run Windows. Linux or MacOS X, sure. For Windows, they'll have to hire someone and pay the price.

    I don't mean to be ideological about this, it's just that good security is an achievable goal on Linux and OSX boxen, it isn't really that hard if you know what to do about it, and I know what I would do. For Windows, there are just too many flaws and too many attacks out there in the wild, and I cannot in good conscience tell someone that I'm making their box safe. Maybe someone else can, but I won't try to do it for free.

  134. What About The Reverse? by NetFu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had to laugh when I read the original post:

    "I assume that many Slashdot readers must serve as the IT staff for their parents."

    Many of us are the IT staff for our kids! And I don't mean 4 year olds, I'm talking teenagers. Not all teenagers are as computer literate as we'd like to think -- my older step-kids, 11 and 15, have been exposed to tons of computer technology over the past 9 years, but still have much less knowledge than I did at age 10 (1980). I know 60 year old men who know more than young "geeks" that work for me in IT

    I think a lot of it has to do with personal interest and motivation. For most average users, they just want to do what they need to do and don't care about Windows or Mac OS X. A computer that needs constant attention from an IT guy is a less useful computer

    I'm not trying to push buying a Mac, but this is exactly why I switched to an iMac for home a year ago. It was comparable in price to an equivalent PC from several other manufacturers (HP, Sony, Dell, etc.), but I haven't had nearly the OS problems that I've had with the same kids using a PC. I just got sick of spending 8+ hours per month at home fixing the same I.T. problems we see at work.

    My kids generally get my old machines, too. My Mom doesn't just because she's not that interested in it.

    It's honestly easier to guide their use of the iMac because I'm home, so if I gave another family member (Mom, brothers, sisters, etc.) a computer, it probably wouldn't be a Mac. The biggest problem is when you look for software and the vast majority of the software is not compatible with the Mac at all. It's too easy for a newbie to buy a quickie piece of software at Walgreens and never realize it's not Mac compatible -- then they get mad at the fact that they have a Mac.

    With my kids, I just steer them in the right direction when we're shopping for software. We've been able to do all of our home stuff on our Macs (iMac and PowerBook G4), and about 85% of my I.T. stuff on my Macs (some I.T. things are easier in UNIX/Linux than on Windows, which is nice).

    Protection of the innocent is a non-issue on a Mac because I'm a dedicated parent. I don't need filter software, I just know what they're doing and control access times. The rest of the crap we deal with on Windows every day is non-existent in the Mac world.

    Yeah, it's nice being a Mac-owning parent...

    1. Re:What About The Reverse? by oren · · Score: 1

      ``I assume that many Slashdot readers must serve as the IT staff for their parents.''

      `Many of us are the IT staff for our kids!'

      My kids are the IT staff for my parents. Problem solved. :-)

    2. Re:What About The Reverse? by xoran99 · · Score: 1

      Not only personal motivation and interest. When computers came to be popular years ago, much of it was still not polished enough to be intuitive to everyone. Operating systems have strived to become that intuitive, and by doing so have hidden all of the internal workings of the machine. It works by magic! I think something similar is happening to cars... Since all of the cars manufactured recently have a CPU that does a lot of the dirty work, they have become impossible to work on, so many people do not become as proficient with their cars as people have in the past.

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  135. Be warned: by wozster · · Score: 1

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  136. 72 and going strong..... by northwind · · Score: 1

    My dad recently called me and asked: What do you prefer? MPEG1 or divX when I encode the video sequences?
    So I think the question is wasted on me.
    However - my position towards my kids have always been: No restrictions except religious and extreme websites.
    They have yet to disappoint me.

  137. Don't give them root by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set them up an account with limited access. If they can't install anything, they're not going to get spyware.

  138. Do what Internet cafes and school PC labs do by sidney · · Score: 1

    I would prefer giving them Macs or Linux boxes, but saying that would be redundant, so...

    Let them run Windows if they want to... Just set up a backup image of a pristine system and automate reloading it daily. They can keep data on a separate disk or partition if they want to. They'll learn how to do that quickly enough the first few times they lose something to the daily cleanup.

    Every so often you install the security updates and re-image the disk. Voila, no problem.

  139. I got my parents an iMac also by OldPappy · · Score: 1

    Haven't read through all of the replies yet, but the one thing I did was to get a Cable/DSL Modem router (Linksys).

    My daughter and her husband have PC's, and they are hooked up with a cable/dsl modem router, and it saved their tails. Along with up to date virus software.

  140. Group Policy. by slittle · · Score: 1

    If they're just surfing the net, then Linux is probably ideal. Maybe even use a CD based distro.

    If they must run Windows, what you have to do depends on how they're fucking it up. If they're deliberately doing dumb shit, like opening attachments they shouldn't, you'll have to educate them. If they're getting tricked by shifty web sites, you can just set IE's default security zone to High (and manually tweak it for good measure), or use Mozilla and tweak it's config file (there's a lot more options you can tweak by hand than you can see in the Config dialog).

    Failing that, you'll have to see an admin of a large Windows site, and find out about Group Policy. Or Google it. It's been years since I've messed with that stuff, but I think you can lock it down so far as to only allow EXEs you specify to be run. That of course means you'll have to log on remotely or make a house call every time they want to do something new.

    And make sure they're not running as an admin (if it's not an NT based Windows, get one, even if it's NT4).

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  141. Safely? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    In a day and age where even the most hardened IT junky can fall prey to malware, I don't think it is possible to keep an inexperienced user safe. In 6 years on the net running no antivirus software, I have been infected with 3 trojans, and two virii. I do run antivirus software now though. My suggestion to keep the average baby boomer safe on the net, install a flavor of *nix for them. I'm not sure about your folks, but my father just uses the net for pr0n, IM's, and the odd email. Most standard out of the box Linux distros can handle that, with little or no frustration. It also safeguards them from 90% of malware out there.

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  142. I moved to LA from Chicago... by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    ...and during a visit back to see my folks, I gave my dad a new computer. The man can write assembler, but he just doesn't "get" Windows, so I figured I'd save myself trouble and bought/installed GoBack with Windows 2000. The idea was, if he got into trouble, I could always instruct him to "go back". Heh.

    Well, that computer had constant booting and corruption issues. I spent a few hours a week, every week, on the phone with him trying to diagnose why the problems were happening. I didn't know if it was bad drivers, a bad trace on the motherboard, a flaky drive controller, or what -- but after every call, I would think "thank goodness I installed GoBack!"

    I'm sure you can see this coming. After months of this, I went out for another visit, and I removed GoBack. Sure enough, THE HARD DRIVE PROBLEMS STOPPED. I spent maybe an hour on the phone with him in the six months following.

    Based on that, and on other, similar experiences, I believe the answer is a resounding no, an experienced user cannot surf the web safely with MS, and it's not just because of viruses and whatnot -- it's because even the programs that purport to help you (in my experience, GoBack and Norton's CrashGuard are the two worst offenders) can hurt you.

  143. Simple, don't give Mom an Administrator account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I installed WinXP with automatic-updates, enabled winXP Firewall, Norton Antivirus, and gave my mom a regular user account. I gave her the administrator password should she ever need it, but she would have to log in as Administrator (which is a lot of work) to do any damage. That system has been up and running stable for 2+ years.

    Mom used to have an Administrator account, but after the 2nd virus (which 9 times out of 10 exploits user stupidity) I took away her access. Now she can't break the computer even if she wanted to. Go ahead, open all the attachments you like. "cool_song.mp3.exe" sounds awesome - open it up! Someone loves you? Better run that executable and find out what they have to say. Bring it on virii kiddies. My Mom is immune.

    1. Re:Simple, don't give Mom an Administrator account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! This is funny as hell.

  144. It's all Relative by thirty2bit · · Score: 1

    That's because some people just want to USE a computer and not have to get an associate's degree in Windows Security Hole Management and Script Kiddie Defense just to own one.

    All of the people in my office building are the same way. They just want the computers to help them do their jobs. They don't have time to be computer experts. Even though the Email attachment says 'funny song - click me!', they don't completely understand it could be a virus or a trojan.

    Constant Vigilence!! [pounds fist on table] Take Moody's advice!

  145. I can't help but laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...At the people at WalMart and Sam's buying "Popup Ad Stopper!!!" Windows users, bah! No wonder they're so unhappy. All along, they could've either:
    a)Downloaded a free pop-up blocker(That doesn't have spyware)
    b)Use Mozilla Firebird
    or c)Move to an Operating System that Doesn't Suck

  146. When I lived with my parents... by metallikop · · Score: 1

    When I lived with my parents the only protecting I did was to hide my porn in C:\windows\system\important\secure\

  147. Social Darwinism by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    When my Dad got his first computer, he listened to my brother instead of me so he ended up with a PC instead of the Mac I recommended (and have). He said:
    "Why does someone who work with Windows all day have Macs at home?"
    "For the same reason that someone who shovels out stables takes a shower at the end of the day."

  148. Updates for virus checkers as well as Windows? by Paul+Bain · · Score: 1

    I try to protect my parents from the forces of evil by installing . . . virus checkers

    Getting Windows (XP, at least) to automatically update itself and then apply the updates is fairly easy, once you know which registry key to edit and the values needed for the fields in that key. But I have had no such luck with respect to Symantec's Norton Anti-virus (NAV).

    Shortly after I configured most of the Windows XP PC's in our office to update XP automatically at 4 AM every day, I realized that Symantec LiveUpdate (the software that handles the updating of NAV executables and NAV virus definitions) was also updating NAV every day at that very time by downloading the latest virus definitions. I cannot determine whether NAV actually recognizes and applies the downloaded definitions, however, due to a discrepancy in NAV itself. The discrepany arises between a NAV data file and the NAV GUI.

    After making the automatic downloads, Symantec LiveUpdate updates a file whose name I cannot remember exactly -- "defn.dat" or something similiar. I also cannot remember the directory in which this file lives -- something like "C:\Application Data\Symantec\Common Files\VirusDef\". A date in that file matches the date on which the most recent definitions were downloaded (suggesting that NAV recognizes the most recent definitions), but when I execute the GUI part of NAV (by double-clicking on the NAV icon), the GUI part indicates that NAV does not recognize the latest definitions or has not applied them.

    Does anyone know how to determine for sure that NAV recognizes and applies the latest definitions it has automatically downloaded? Is the information in the GUI part merely buggy?

    BTW, nothing in the NAV documentation states that NAV would automatically download definitions if Windows were configured to make automatic Windows updates. Apparently some undocumented features are desirable after all.

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    A lawyer & digital forensics examiner. Also an expert on open source software (OSS).
  149. I actually gave my mother Linux by miracle69 · · Score: 1

    Her windows kept borking and being 1600 miles away made tech support a bit difficult.

    As all she does is surf the web, check mail, and occasionally print things out, Linux was the perfect solution for me.

    I installed a Mandrake Distro, set up Evolution, and had the thing connect when it needed to. There was only 1 problem over 2 years - and that was when she somehow deleted a configuration file in Evolution. I sshed in, scped the missing file, changed the permissions so that it was read only, and there were never any other problems.

    However, recently a new machine was purchased and my brother helped them set up Windows XP. He's now got tech support and I'm clean and free, as I've never used XP and only seen it run twice.

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    Linux - Because Mommy taught me to Share.
  150. iMac by youbiquitous · · Score: 1

    Gave my parents an iMac, installed Timbuktu (remote control software) on it, and now I don't have to drive across town to help them with it. Their Windows-using friends are envious because they've never been hosed by a virus or worm.

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    "Clean up the air and treat the animals fair" - Captain Beefheart
  151. Interesting Solution for Windows by The+Raven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Install XP, Win2K, whatever... anything that has real permissions.

    Setup your parents as limited users, but create a user called 'Installation' that has Administrative rights.

    Make sure the visual theme for 'Installation' is so horrid to use (high contrast works well usually) that they will never accidentally use it. Lock down the theme with a policy.

    Review their software and remove bad software that requires root access (ie, Administrative rights) to run.

    Install nonMS alternatives for the core net Apps. Install alternatives for IM apps if necessary. Install alternatives for major content apps (like QT or Real) if you don't want them installing it themselves.

    In other words, give them the power to install things, but make it inconvenient, and make sure that they don't have to install much themselves because you already covered all the bases with software you approve of.

    That's my solution. And my Mom is still spyware and virus free for two years, with only a dozen or so 'help!' calls. Father's computer is, unfortunately, less healthy... but he bought a Compaq against my recommendation, so I give it up as a loss. :-)

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    "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
  152. Firefox by Metasquares · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's probably been said already, but the best thing I ever did for my parents' computers was to install Firefox and hide the IE icon.

  153. Windows CE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave my mom a Mobilon Tripad with some extra memory and some applications. She's happy as a clam because the touch screen is very intuitive, it has Solitaire and Tetris and basic web access on it, and oon my side nobody will ever bother writing a virus for it. Also, it's very abuse-proof since it doesn't have a hard drive.

    1. Re:Windows CE by sypherdude · · Score: 1

      Coffee... the killer of pocket pc's... Yes, one cup of hot coffee destroyed my mom's axim, it was under a warrenty that covered this sort of thing... but still... humans are still able to find a way to break stuff.. as a side note... any body got a suggestion for an avant go slashdot channel?

  154. Macintosh by MacBorg · · Score: 1

    Mac family since 1990. I've been the de facto tech since 1998. 1 virus - word macro. nothing else.

  155. I've got yer widgets right here by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IE theme for Mozilla. This might even be parent proof.

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    Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
  156. Don't block the popups, cut 'em off at the source by Annirak · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's relatively simple to keep your parents surfing in safety. As many people have already mentioned, Firefox is a good start. But that's not where you need to stop. While Thunderbird is stil in alpha, it makes a nice email client, and has fewer glaring security holes than some of the more popular clients.

    But where everything comes together is with the last two important pieces of software. I used to be a strong supporter of The Proxomitron, but it's very difficult to find now, and is no longer supported, so I've switched over to Privoxy which runs on most platforms, incidentally.

    Privoxy is a local proxy that does filtering on all web content that you view, removing things like some ads, and all unrequested pop-ups. It filters virtually all malicious content I have seen.

    A personal firewall is important to have now, and there are some reasonable free ones around. The ones I like take a bit of configuration, but they sure beat Zone Alarm. The two I use are Kerio Personal Firewall and Sygate Personal Firewall.

    Sadly, both these products used to be completely free, but the same is no longer completely true.

    Essentially, it is important to use a good browser, mail client, local proxy and firewall. With those in place a virus scanner is often somewhat redundant, though one of those might be a good idea too.

    On the spam prevention front, I find Popfile to be an invaluable tool. It is, however, a wee bit advanced. I suspect that most parents wouldn't quite grok it. I've heard good things about SpamAssassin, though, and it might be worth the effort of teaching parents.

  157. Ghost! by node159 · · Score: 1

    Ghost, its your best freind.

    When they come to you with a fucked PC get them to save everything they want to keep onto a flash drive (documents and the sorts), for apps if they don't have the CD tough, most non-PC ppl can deal with that.

    Idealy just blow the drive away and install Linux, if there is a 'political' issue do the folowing.

    Partition the drive into partitions:
    OS (5Gb Max)
    Docs & Stuff (whats left)
    And depending on they type of ghost setup a hidden FAT32 partition for ghost images (if your ghost recovery CD cant read NTFS). (3Gb should be plenty)

    Install Winblows & all the other crap they want. Create an account with only user priviliges. Thats the one they use. Tell them to save everything on the Docs & Stuff drive and let them know that anything saved to the OS drive is at rish of being deleted if the PC plays up.

    Once set up save the image.

    Next time it fuckes up just reghost. They may lose setting and such what but thats the price to pay.

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    GPLv2: I want my rights, I want my phone call! DRM: What use is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
  158. has anyone used knoppix for this? by sbma44 · · Score: 1

    I'm currently suffering through maintaining a 2000 install for my mom. All she uses is MS Word and the web (primarily for a web-based email client). I wonder whether knoppix configured to automount the HD for storage would be sufficient?

  159. so damn obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a mac, running OSX. Walk away, for maybe two years at a time.

  160. Move away. by jafac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I moved away. 2000 miles.
    My mom refused to get a Mac. My brother in law, an educational consultant specializing in Lotus Notes talked her out of getting a Mac.

    Guess what? He talked himself into supporting his mother in law. SUCKER!

    Fortunately, he's fairly clueful, and does a reasonably good job of keeping the machine's virus defs updated, and keeping spyware at bay. But I haven't convinced him yet on how Mozilla will save him many hours of headaches each week.

    Oddly enough - the #1 problem seems to be ongoing issues with her crappy HP printer driver. Which is also the #1 issue with my wife's iMac! (seems as if the only way to fix it sometimes is to uninstall and reinstall the damn thing.) Note to self: next time, buy ANY printer brand but HP. well, last time it was buy any printer brand but Epson. hm.. . . .

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    1. Re:Move away. by spirality · · Score: 1

      But I haven't convinced him yet on how Mozilla will save him many hours of headaches each week.

      Have you mentioned tabbed browsing or popup blocking to him? Those two features alone are worth the switch.

      last time it was buy any printer brand but Epson. hm.

      That's mine this time. :) I'll make sure to avoid the HPs too, although you can't beat their laser printers if you're willing to lay down a couple thousand. The ones at work never fuzz up.

      -Craig.

    2. Re:Move away. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      1. Get a laser printer -- all inkjets are crap.
      2. Higher end HP or any Samsungs are awesome (lasers, not inkjets, of course).
      3. Laser printers are no more expensive than inkjets.
      4. If you need to print color photos, take them to the photo / copy people, where you will get a nice printout for 30-40 cents.
      5. Profit.

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      badness 10000
    3. Re:Move away. by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      One word. Canon. Oh, wait... my canon hates win2k. But I think it's the first-generation on-mobo USB. Everything USB seems to hate this computer. So, maybe not. Mileage may vary. But right now, I'd rank 'em Canon, then maybe HP on the high end, and everything else above Lexmark.

  161. Securing the Windows PC by HollowSky · · Score: 1

    Securing the Windows PC isn't as hard as it sounds.

    1. Turn on Internet Connection Firewall, close all ports (duh!)
    2. Turn on Windows Auto Update
    3. Change the Administrator user name
    4. Change the Administrator password (don't give it to mom and dad.)
    5. Create a user for mom and dad. DO NOT make that user an administrator or power user. That alone will ensure that they can't install software.
    6. Use a Local Policy to disable ActiveX/Java/Flash (you can leave flash alone if you like.)
    7. Install a virus scanner.

    Doing these simple things will ensure the PC stays spyware/virus free. It's easy and the whole thing should take less than 20 minutes.

    Optionally:

    8. If you want to give your family the ability to install software, you can create a superuser icon that they would have to click to start the install.
    9. Use TweakUI to provide an auto-login - since the user can't do anything anymore, that shouldn't hurt (make sure remote desktop is disabled for that user.)
    10. Remove Run from the start menu. Remove Control Panel from the start menu.
    11. Grant the user read-only rights to Program Files (this may break some apps that store temp files in their directory.)
    12. Turn off Auto-CD insert (apps won't install anyway, but no reason to have an error reported.)
    13. You could remove Outlook/Outlook Express and replace it with some other mail client. (At the very least, run the latest versions of Outlook XP/2003.)
    13. Sit back and listen to the phone not ring.
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    "You're not balancing your internal energy with the environment." -Gary Busey
  162. Internet Help Desk by nsayer · · Score: 1

    I believe it was Wes Borg who once said, "Next time they say that their computer isn't working, tell them it's broken. Tell them to give it to you to play with and to go out and buy an iMac. It's a computer especiall made for id....... um.... for Mommies and Daddies."

  163. Took Klez and blackmail to wake my olds up. by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Linux person, so mod me into oblivion if you want to. :P I run Windows, my parents run Windows. I had Linux/KDE at work, found the learning curve steep, and wouldn't want to put my parents through it.

    The biggest problem I've had is in convincing them that viruses, security, etc., are a problem for them, and that they need to be worried (well, mostly Dad, since Mum tends to stay offline and play Tetris). I must be paranoid and scaremongering - after all, what kind of fool buys a UPS for his home PC?! If that's not tinfoil-hat-paranoid, what is? So trying to convince Dad that he should get one of his tech-literate friends (I live at the other end of the country) to sort him out with at least AV and firewall was, ultimately, futile.

    Futile, that is, until one afternoon I found 7 emails in my inbox, all with the same size attachment, all from people Dad knows - none of whom have my address. Christ. Picked up the phone... "Dad, you have a virus."

    Took a long time to convince him. Then another half an hour to determine that it was most likely Klez. Then three hours (on my phone bill) to talk him through downloading and running a disinfection tool. Throughout, I was getting anger and disbelief that it could possibly have happened to him, rants about the sort of people that would write this stuff (not just Klez, but Windows too!).... everything except, "I wish I'd installed that anti-virus software like you said..."

    After all that was done, I'd had enough. So I laid down the law. "I've told you before to sort it out. If you'd had AV on there, this would not have happened. I will not do this again, and I will not support anything to do with this machine unless and until you get someone to install what I've told you to." (Felt great, talking to my Dad like he talked to me when I was 5!)

    Took two days of refusing to talk about computers, during which time he was continually running the disinfection tool as all the people he'd infected re-infected him, but eventually he went out and bought Norton Internet Security, and got someone to set it all up. He still whinges about the cost, even though he sees it saving his ass every day - but at least now he pays attention when I say something is important.

  164. Personal Firewall by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

    I like Sygate Personal Firewall Pro. Set it up and before you hand of the PC, enable every application that you know needs access to the internet - including Mozilla. Then give the "just click no" mandate listed above. This way, nothing without permission will ever be able to communicate with the outside world.

    Just be sure to enable some of the tricky ones - Windows Update, IM clients, etc. If they want an application to have access (mom installs Raphsody lets say) set up an appointment or VNC session to do the approval for her.

    It's kept my family pretty virus free - along with auto-updates for virus scan, windows update, auto-defragmentation with Diskeeper, and auto-virus scanning twice a week.

    Actually, their computers are in better shape then mine after the same time period. Perhaps I should hold myself to the same rules!

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    Excuse my speling.
    Making The Bar Project
  165. Linux by GRW · · Score: 1

    I recently set up my 82 year old mother with a PII and Mandrake Linux 9.2. The worst problem she has had is with the clogged SMTP server at the cheapo dialup ISP that I set her up with.

  166. My mom uses Linux by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 1

    And she has done so for years. She isn't a computer geek. Never a virus or other problem with the Linux box in all this time. Every couple years I stop by and upgrade the thing with the latest and greatest RedHat. Next time it'll be Fedora. Here's a blurb I wrote up about it way back when.

  167. What I would do for a total newbie by jonwil · · Score: 1

    1.Get good spec PC. (not big-box OEM full of big-box OEM crap but something with no bundled software)
    2.Install Windows XP on it.
    3.Set up all the service packs, security patches and everything else.
    4.Make Windows Update automaticly download all the latest service packs for everything.
    5.Get rid of/hide Internet Explorer and Outlook Express.
    6.Install a good virus checker like Norton and set it up to auto-update. This should stop most viruses, even if the parents are cluless enough to go out of the way to run a virus/worm/etc exe file, the virus checker will catch it and refuse to allow you to run it.
    Plus, the virus checker "you have a virus" window should be enough to warn even the most cluless newbies that this program is bad.
    7.Install Firefox, Thunderbird & OpenOffice and configure them all in their most secure modes (i.e. turn on popup blocking etc). Also, configure Mozilla Junk Mail filters.
    8.If they want a media player, install something thats good, wont screw up their system (i.e. NOT RealPlayer/Windows Media/etc) and that can play the media files they want to play.
    9.Install good programs to catch Spyware as well as programs to catch system problems (something like Norton SystemWorks does a good job there)
    and 10.Educate them

    IMO, the 5 biggest problems non-experts face when it comes to the Internet are:
    1.Giving out personal details online when they shouldnt/Identify Theft (e.g. its ok to give your Credit Card number to amazon.com but its not ok to give it to hackerz.ru)
    2.Viruses, Worms and Trojan Horses & Spyware (i.e. its NOT ok to run strange files that you dont recognize and dont know. And clicking yes on that "Do you want to install this ActiveX Cotnrol from SpywareCorp.Com" dialog is definatly NOT a good idea)
    3.Scams and Fraud (That person who claims to be from nigeria and claims to have lots of money doesnt actually have any money and is trying to scam you. Also, that email claiming to be from your bank is NOT from your bank and is trying to scam you out of your username and password so they can steal all your money. And buying this "Hot Stock" WONT make you rich, it will only make the person telling you to buy it rich.)
    4.Spam (No, buying this pill from this internet pharmacy located god-knows-where WONT make your penis any larger. And anyhow, having a larger penis doesnt make one shred of difference. Also, playing this online casino WONT make you rich.)
    5.Security of private information, emails, chat etc. (Regular email can be read by anyone, start using Encryption to make your mail hard to read.)

    If we can educate Internet newbies about these 5 things, the Internet as a whole will be a better place :)

  168. um.. I set up by abolith · · Score: 1
    a computer and began to teach them how to use it instead of letting them fuble arorund and cause themselves major headaches. now they are to the point that they are able to teach and take care of most trouble themselves and only have to ask me questions once every two or three weeks.

    --
    if you want "No More Hiroshimas" then I say "You First. No More Pearl Harbors."
  169. use vnc and provide a simple system by directrealist · · Score: 1

    my parents have a media pc and use it for recording because they cant figure out how to work thier vcr... if my mom misses dr phil i have to hear her problems on the phone... so i am motivated to keep their computer running. after spending most of my visits home reformating their hard drives and reinstalling everything i have come up with the following solution. I have set up vnc on their machine and i have the password to their router. i log in to their router, open the port for vnc and take care of what needs to happen. i also installed google toobar for popups. unfortuanetly i cant have them use a user account with fewer privleges because they need the media center functions which wont record if you are not admin. my next move is to use something to take an image of thier hard drive they can just install. they have a recordable DVD so i am looking into this as a possability. last time i went home thier pc had a ton of spyware. teach them a system for saving files in a certian place allways. that way it is easy to get everything back to normal once you have to reformat. if u can afford osx. then by all means do so. my wife uses it.

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    this is not a Sig.
  170. What about the kids? by yaj · · Score: 0


    Over the last few years, it seems like my 11 year old managed to install every version of spyware that existed.
    I used have to run ad aware, spybot s&d, and av software once a week at least.
    Solution was (*IS*) linux.

    OPEN SOURCCE, Separate log-ins, file based perms, oPEN oFFICE,, THE GIMP..
    It works real well at home...

    (now if they'd only switch at the office)

  171. I linux'ed em by bollucks · · Score: 1

    My in-laws had heaps of virus problems with their machine and are basically clueless. Given how little they actually need to do on their machine I gave up rescuing them. I installed Mandrake and put four icons on the desktop -> internet (mozilla) email (kmail) documents (open office writer) and quicken (quicken with codeweavers wine). The machine autologs into kde as their one "user" and automatically restarts on X crash etc. I log in remotely once per month with root privileges and do any security upgrades needed. They have no idea what is actually happening, they are just happy it doesn't have the problems it used to have.

    Of course everyone else's parents may have different requirements but that worked nicely for me, and I suspect most clueless users' requirements don't go beyond that.

    1. Re:I linux'ed em by 5um0F1 · · Score: 1

      Same here, after many problems I installed a linux/gnome deaktop with nothing more than email, internet, openoffice and spider solitaire (along with default games) and every one is happy (esp me)

    2. Re:I linux'ed em by bollucks · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah I forgot I put solitaire/freecell as well for my father in law who is quite addicted to it.

  172. hardware firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I moved out I gave them my hardware firewall, and made sure everyone was using Mozilla, and they use my ISPs webmail service instead of a client that runs locally. There are 4 computers in that house, all Windows (98SE, ME, 2 * XP), and none of the users know/care about worms, viruses, or spyware. I check up on them when I visit, none of them have had any problems yet.

  173. Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let them onto the Internet.

    The vast majority of problems stem from the fact that they try to do something that is wrong/illegal/dangerous, but then don't know how to undo it, and get more flustered than when they began. And frankly, I don't need the sh!t that goes with my grandad calling me and saying, "I opened this cute email and my computer won't run anymore!" He can't even use Microsoft Word properly!

  174. Have them get an Apple Macintosh by alchemist68 · · Score: 1

    I pursuaded my uncle, who also owns a business, to go with Apple (Power Mac G5 1.6GHz) as a solution to his Wintel PC problems. He is REALLY happy, no virii to worry about, no one hacking into his computer (it happened to him a couple of times). He said that learning Mac OS X is different than Windows, but he likes the idea of having a 'Home' directory where everything is stored. He had a lot of PC programs that he liked, I told him to buy the Macinotsh equivalents by the same vendors (Adobe Photoshop Elements, Micro$oft Office X), again, he's happy, or wait for Virtual PC for the G5. The best part of the new Power Mac is that there are no more crashes, no more calling me for help, and everything he needs, CD Burner, external USB memory card reader (for digital camera), external USB floppy disk drive (for older digital camera), new printer and scanner (USB), all work flawlessly and FAST without crashes. Yes, he was little sticker shocked when he purchased the Apple 20 inch Cinema display, but after he used it for a week, he was hooked - ALL THAT SCREEN REAL ESTATE. Also, he loves Safari and Mozilla after I configured them to block POP-UPS. Cudos for Mozilla allowing me to reject images loading from the non-originating server - no more flashy animated GIF advertisements, and best of all, no more trojan horse windows spyware software self-installing.

  175. my mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She could not keep her computer safe herself (winxp)
    so I put her on fedora, made it auto-update every night.
    I put together some scripts for her digital camera.
    set her up with netscape 7 for checking her aol e-mail

    haven't had to fix anything since she forgot her login/password a while ago... it's so much better than checking it for spyware/viruses/fragmentation once a week.

  176. Let them do it by soccerisgod · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I learnt from painful experience is that it's best to let parents learn to handle their machines themselves. Do not raise them to depend on you. That's the solution. Let them get a clue about what's going on and how to solve problems themselves. It's the only way :|

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    If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
  177. lock em out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like you, my parents usually get the "hand me down" computer. I installed XP, all current updates, patches. Antivirus is installed, and password protected, so it can't be easily turned off. Pop up blocker, free firewall (dialup user), all unused ports disabled, etc. As for outlook, they know never to open anything from anyone. Heck, my dad even sends ME email, wanting to know if it is ok or not LOL.......at least he's trained ;)

  178. Group policy is a godsend by praetorius242 · · Score: 1

    After my mother's mishap with Windows ME and the Windows directory (she has happy fingers when it comes to deleting things), I encouraged her to upgrade to Windows XP for "added functionality and stability". Truth is...I upgraded her so I could setup group policy on her machine...just to protect the windows dir. She hasn't had a problem since :)

  179. Two Linksys VPN Routers 99USD/ea. by libra-dragon · · Score: 1
    OK, they're not the most stable device when you introduce the IPSEC tunnels, but it lets you hide your parents behind a NAT allowing you full access without insecure port forwarding. Now I can connect to my dad's PC via RDP, CIFS, etc..

    As for the instability, at least it's thoughtful enough to reboot itself. Eventually I'll gather enough cash to drop in a Netscreen 5 for myself.

  180. My Mom runs Mac OS 7 by Gryphon · · Score: 1

    Running on a Centris.

    Email. Web. Safety from viruses and worms.

    'Nuff said.

  181. Complex by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What virus/worm issue? I hate to sound like a MS fanboy, but have the people bashing Windows even tried XP? I know a lot of people still use Windows 98, but you realize that is a 7 year old OS, right?

    It's the XP computers we're all worried about. Have you not kept up with the news? Any idea what that giant XP SP2 is all about?

    I run Windows XP, with the built-in firewall enabled. I have Norton AV with the Real-time File Protection enabled. Live Update updates my Virus Definition files automatically. I have weekly full-systems scans scheduled. I have Windows Automatic Updates configured to automatically download patches....

    Wow. Well, for my mom I bought a Mac, and then... er, that's it really. I turned it on I guess. She hasn't had any probems for five years or so, though her HD space was getting low so I did buy an HD for her when I installed OS X (she just moved from 9). I did not have to buy Norton or arrange some complex series of scheduled sacrifices to dark gods to keep evil spirits at bay.

    For myself I bought a Mac and... I guess I've been using it for years, also without protective incanations. In the Mac world, Norton is something you turn to when the damage done by an old failing HD is worse than that you can expect from Norton itself.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Complex by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Tell you what, I agree that Macs are above these problems... my point was that the Windows Viruses/Trojans tirade was an attack on lazy users, not the OS itself. Thankfully, SP2 will even fix this stuff for the lazy users as well.

      --
      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    2. Re:Complex by Moofie · · Score: 1

      *snort*

      Yeah. Just like every single MS update since time immemorial has Made Computing Safer. Uh huh.

      Get used to it. Most peoples' parents are lazy users. A properly engineered system allows for that. Windows is not properly engineered.

      Can it be made to work securely? More or less, yeah. Is it nearly as elegant a solution as MacOS? Hell no.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  182. Forgot second italics by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    For the record, I was typing that on a PC which must have lost the tags. :-)

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  183. Re:Don't block the popups, cut 'em off at the sour by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1
    A personal firewall is important to have now, and there are some reasonable free ones around. The ones I like take a bit of configuration, but they sure beat Zone Alarm. The two I use are Kerio Personal Firewall and Sygate Personal Firewall.

    I migrated from Sygate to Kerio, and while it is true that Kerio is no longer 100% free, this is what you miss out on after 30 days:

    "Limited free edition does not provide the content filtering capabilities such as blocking pop-up windows, ads, VB scripts, cookies, etc. and other extra features. Please see the comparison table for more details."

    Personally, I didn't use any of that because I have a good browser and can handle myself without the "extra features" - it reminded me twice that it expired (a few days before, and on day of) and has since been silently doing its duty.

  184. idea by TRIEventHorizon · · Score: 1

    Norton AntiVirus has always been good to me...

    but i have one word to add to NAV...

    BlackICE

    --
    "And so the Trekkies were executed in the mannor most befitting virgins - thrown into volcanoes" - Futurama
    1. Re:idea by Skorpion · · Score: 1

      I'm a linux geek who also uses Win2k on a notebook. It came (long stowy) with Norton Antivirus and Norton Internet Security. This integrates with NAV and generally does an OK job.

  185. Repair Specialists, Gotta Love 'Em by ChimaObialo · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an incident about 8 years ago:

    The ol' Tandy Sensation :P needed more space (came with 200 MB). Since RadioShack no longer sold/supported their own PCs, we went to the no-name computer store. They transferred the files to a bigger hard drive and gave us back the machine. The poor thing was never the same.

    Random programs stopped working. It didn't take long for me to figure out that something called Visual Basic runtimes had somehow magically disappeared from my hard drive.
    Nothing ever happens to the computers at my house, thank goodness, because I would've handcuffed myself to the CD tray before letting another "computer specialist" touch a machine from my house.
    A couple years back, my parents ignored my rants and made me call a guy to figure out why Windows was broken.
    Tell me why the guy we paid $50+ had the same methods as me: pull out MS-DOS manual, look up commands. The difference came when I realized the scanner had renamed 10 system files. He couldn't figure out what was wrong and suggested reformatting.

    Questions: Why did Symantec acquire Quarterdeck but discontinue all definition updates? Why did uninstalling the scanner fuck up Windows and permanently fry the mouse? Why does this clown still have a job? Why am I in college if all I need to make money is DOS manuals?

    Many more questions but that's much, much more than enough for my first post...

    1. Re:Repair Specialists, Gotta Love 'Em by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I have a similar story. One of my friends friends' had a broken computer. DVD's wouldn't play right, it would shut down all by itself sometimes (RPC service died).
      Apparently a tech came out and looked at it, said the only thing he could do was reload Windows, which would take 4 hours of his time, and by the time she paid for that, it would be cheaper to get a new computer. She related his diagnosis to me, and I got admonished for saying "He's full of shit" in front of the young'uns.
      Long story somewhat shorter, I went over to her place and spent a total of an hour and a half, getting some firmware updates, removing the stupid trojan that kept killing the RPC service, some other random updates for the computer (downloaded over a 56k modem) and EATING DINNER. Yes, you heard me. A meal and a fixed computer in less than 1.5 hours, when the original 'estimate' was for over 4, and it would have destroyed all her data
      That's why I tell all my friends to ask me first, and not to do anything without checking with me, because they know I won't feel too sorry for them if they get the wrong thing or someone takes them for a ride on repair costs.

  186. The have the PC? Try PC Anywhere by sbegley · · Score: 1

    Things to look out when your parents become grandparents with a computer. The grandkids!
    These mini-hackers proceeded to load every game known to man on Grandpa's computer because their parents wouldn't let them load them on theirs. They proceed to really mess it up and I had to try and fix it from California.
    Luckily I had installed PC Anywhere before I left last time and got into the computer and fixed most of the stuff.

    I've tried to get the little rats to log onto the accounts I created especially for them but they still used Grandpa's admin account.
    After Grandpa almost lost the emails from a real piece of business he had it wasn't so cute anymore. I had a little talk with the nephews and nieces and told them that if they didn't stop loading crap on Grandpa's computer I would have to tell their parents about all the porn they were surfing. That seemed to have solved the problem.
    Now if I can just get my BIL to stop giving my Dad bootleg versions of MS products that can't be patched I could relax.

    I also showed him some of the attacks he was getting on his cable modem just to prove the importance of a firewall.

  187. make them user accounts only by jd142 · · Score: 1

    On Windows 2k or XP, make their accounts user accounts and remove them from the adminstrator group. Then they can't install software.

    Now log on as the admin account.

    This won't stop them from installing activex components though, so use the "Set Program Access and Defaults" tool to set the default web browser to Firefox (or anything besides IE).

    Then open up c:\WINDOWS\inf\SYSOC.INF in notepad. Do a global search and replace for the word "hide" without quotes. Now you can remove more software with Control Panel. Open Control Panel | Add and Remove Software | Windows Components. Remove Outlook Express, Windows Messenger, and if you can, IE. I've never tried removing IE this way, so your mileage may definitely vary.

    Now in Control Panel go into Administrative tools and look at Services. Disable at least the following:

    Server
    Computer Browser
    Error Reporting
    Telnet
    Messenger

    And anything else that isn't necessary.

    Make sure to turn on automatice download and install of Windows updates and anti-virus updates, each checking daily during a time you are reasonably sure they machine is on.

    Get them a decent email reader, like Thunderbird. Set up Thunderbird (or whatever email reader you use) to automatically save all attachments in a specific folder. Then go into the security for that folder and deny everyone the ability to execute (right click on folder, properties, security, advanced, add a user "everyone" and deny traverse/execute). Now if someone sends them an application via email, it will automatically go into that folder and since everyone is specifically denied the ability to execute files from that folder, even double clicking the attachment won't let it start.

    In XP, enable the firewall and block everything but Remote Desktop. Unlike VNC, remote desktop connections are encrypted by default. If you must use VNC, use UltraVNC with the encryption plugin.

    If they need a piece of software installed, remote desktop in and install it for them.

    This should keep a windows machine fairly secure.

    1. Re:make them user accounts only by Gryphon · · Score: 1

      Look at everything you just said.

      Use Windows, but follow steps 1, 2, 3 ... n until it is "fairly secure".

      See the problem here? =)

  188. There's always Linux... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...depending on how invested you are in your parent's computing. :)

    My parents had the luck of having me network their house before I moved out after college. So the Cat 5 went to every room. Originally my parents had two Windows 98 machines that I stuck behind a linux firewall which certainly made life pretty easy for them for a while. But was Windows got targetted more and more, my parents were getting fed up with the maintenance they had to do to keep their systems up. Finally, this year my Mom said, "We'd like to try Linux. We don't want to buy new PCs to run Windows XP, so can we try Linux"? Of course I took them up on the offer

    The plan was that my Mom would get the Linux PC and my dad would keep his Windows box for now. That way if they wound up not liking Linux or not being able to use it, they'd still have access to one machine they were familiar with. But, I had a little surprise for them. I took my mom's machine
    back to my place and found that it was a little too slow for RedHat 9. No matter, I had two Pentium II 233s in the basement that weren't being used at the moment. So, I took both of them and the iMac-wannabe cases I didn't need any more and threw together two new systems.

    I installed RedHat 9, but left off the bundled versions of Mozilla, OpenOffice.org, Xmms, and a few other apps. Then I worked on custom compiling the kernel to get smoother operation out of the boxes (including the pre-emptive kernel patch). The latest Samba went on for file sharing and interoperability with their Windows box. I also designed a few very professional looking icons for the OpenOffice.org suite, and "M" icons for Mozilla and Mozilla Mail (to mimic the "e" for Explorer). I layed out a custom Gnome Panel with all the possible buttons and drawers they would need. I installed the latest CVS W.I.N.E. and brought over a few of the Windows apps that they still wanted. I built the latest MPlayer for video and Xmms with MP3 support. Put a nice logout/shutdown button on the Gnome Panel at the far right and imported all the old Windows documents (Word, Excel, IE Favorites and some BMPs and GIFs). The simplest, but nicest (according to my dad) touch was some really nice desktop backgrounds of scenic shots from Australia that I took myself. To make things easier for them and myself, I also set them up with ssh connections to my server at my house that automatically log in with Public Key Authentication and set up tunnels for the x0vncserver and ssh. This makes remote support of their systems very easy. All they have to do is click on an icon when their dialup connection is up and I have access to their machines. They also have access to my private Jabber server and mail server over the tunnel as well.

    I started on the project in late October and polished it through to X-Mas. My parents were only expecting one computer, but I brought both of them and boy were they happy. I told them that they could try them out for a few months and if it didn't work out, I had no problem helping them look for new Windows XP machines. I also told them that I coud provide "tech support" any time they needed it as long as I was near a computer. So far, I've only had a ew remote support sessions because the machines are easy enough for them to do most of what they need. After I got them set up with a Netgear TCP/IP print server, RedHat's printing setup mechanism got things going in less than 15 minutes. So my dad has been working with OpenOffice.org's Calc spreadsheet app and printing out what he needs. He told me, "This is just like Office"!

    My birthday is coming up at th end of the week. I got a birthday card from my folks that they printed up using Mozilla on Linux to access a web based card designing app hosted by American Greetings (I think). So far it's ony a few months in, but my parents are happy. About the only problem they've had is the occasional IE only web site. They love the fast performance and stability of their new systems compared to their older

  189. Media Stuff by windside · · Score: 1

    From the commenets posted here, I'm 95% sold on the idea of installing Linux for my parents. I'm running Redhat 9 at work and it's fine for all of my work-related needs, so I think I'd be comfortable getting it up and running for them.

    That said, I have one reservation: Media support. Even with Windows installed, I get regular phone calls from my Mom asking "how do I open a dot [blah] attachment". Basically, I want her to be able to one-click open audio and video files from her friends as well as online stuff like online radio broadcasts. Like I said, I'm not really a "home user" of Linux, so I've never bothered to install any of these amenities. Can anyone in the geek community give me some hints toward a working solution?

    Cheers!

    --
    ...Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
    Churchill
    1. Re:Media Stuff by binford2k · · Score: 1

      mplayer with the proper DLLs installed opens more media files than windows media player does.

  190. My family memers get: by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
    My family members get:
    1. a befsx41 hardware firewall
    2. avg antivirus set to autoupdate
    3. windows auto-update turned on
    4. google toolbar
    5. Spybot and adaware installed and instructions how to use them.
    6. A refresher every time I come over on how to run adaware and spybot, and a complete sweep by me.
    Honestly, it's helped a lot. The computers aren't near as wridden as they used to be when I visit.
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    I do security
  191. A License by mrt300 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I threaten my parents with an "Internet License," telling them I'll revoke it if they ever get a virus from clicking on a dumb email attachment. It helps keep the aware of suspicious emails and they tend to ask me when they're confronted with something that doesn't seem right.

  192. Seconds to infection.. by LinuxHam · · Score: 4, Funny

    I recently had the opportunity to work on my cousin's PC.. her husband had been running win2k unprotected on DSL for over a month. Total whorebox. I mean they were asking me, "what is mIRC and why is it running? we didn't install it." It reminded me of the time I forgot about the chicken I left to defrost in my sink before going out on vacation -- FOR TWO WEEKS!

    I formatted and reinstalled, disabled as many services as possible and filtered TCP and UDP as much as I could prior to connecting to the net. I dove in and went straight to zonelabs. I stood with my finger on the cable while the download completed and soon as the dialog showed 100%, yoink!

    I installed Zone Alarm, locked it down, and went back online to start the patching party. Zone Alarm blocked the first connect (port 135, which virus was that again? there are so many..) in 43 seconds. I checked. I left the Zone Alarm control panel up to show my cousin's husband when he came home from work since it continuously updates the number of blocked access attempts. Within six hours, ZA had blocked 983 attempts. And now, three weeks later, their system is still running fine. Not that they would notice if it wasn't, but still..

    --
    Intelligent Life on Earth
    1. Re:Seconds to infection.. by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      linksys?

    2. Re:Seconds to infection.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her husband didn't realize the significance of having a Linksys. He was holding off on purchasing one until he bought a laptop so he could go wireless.

  193. Windows can work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a "Professional" version of Windows (2000 or XP), and DON'T give them admin rights. XP Home won't work because you don't get file system protection. Give explicit write permission to the places where bady written apps need it. (that takes a while...)

    Install a firewall, like ZoneAlarm. Make sure it won't complain to them in normal operations, or they'll get into the habit of allowing everything.

    Disable IE, or at least all of its fancy features. Same goes for Outlook. Install appropriate alternatives that either don't have as many security holes, or are buggy enough to mutilate any attempted exploit beyond recognition.

    Everytime you visit, log in as admin and run Windows Update.

    And if that sounds like too much work, just lie and steal.

  194. Sit your father down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And explain to him the dangers of browsing porn sites.

  195. I MAKE THEM RUN LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ONLY WAY TO GO

  196. get a mac by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    and they can safely use BSD. That is what i did for my girlfriend. Solved all of her problems.

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    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
  197. Install OS X, Problem Solved by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    My parents have always used Macs, so I've never had to do tech support for them.

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    Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
    -kfg
  198. At least: Switch from IE to Mozilla or Firebird by Featureless · · Score: 1
    Most of the basic stuff is under control - windows update is operating mostly to the extent that it should, and I understand XP will now be packaging a software firewall, so after installing the requisite antivirus software, the next most important thing is to try to head off the more egregious trouble one gets into while surfing the web.

    Microsoft's answer to Java's security sandbox was ActiveX controls, code signing and carte blanche. Many people are now paying for this bullshit cavalier short-sightedness with limitless frustration caused by unscupulous (and copiously predicted) abuses of the system.

    Microsoft, and their many partisans, laughed off the sandbox as a cumbersome, unnecessary and losing solution. And now we are reaping the whirlwind.

    Even some of the more "reputable" sites I've visited lately will popup-spam you to death, and almost instantly from one of the popups you will see the rapidly-becoming-infamous dialog box:
    • Do you want to install and run "Important Update From The United States Of America Consumer Outreach Group - Click Yes, Because You Want Your Computer To Miss Out On All These Exciting New Opportunities - Absolutely Free - Dont Click No!!!"? Publisher authenticity verified by Verisign Commercial Software Publishers etc. etc.

    And of course half the hapless idiots in the world click yes, and are forever running slowly, crashing, relaying their all their activities hither and yon, getting 5x as many popups as before (with more and more malware in each).

    Before you point out that Java is ultimately the same (in that the same mechanism, code signing by a "trusted authority" controls privilege escalation) let me point out that with ActiveX this is the end of the road, and you are entirely screwed, where as with a sandbox like Java gives you, it is not difficult for someone to simply selectively disable various privilege escalations in a very fine-grained way.

    Fine, you will say - I will just disable autoinstall, which is truthfully what many people (and especially many companies) do. Great. With IE you're stuck with a much less interesting web (who cares, most people grumble) - but needlessly, because with Java I can just disable privilege escalation, and still get lots of interesting things.

    If sandboxes were mandated, Flash, Director, etc. and all of the various things, past and future, that make the web interesting would have been written to run in the sandbox. But now, from the people who gave us the email clients that instantly run scripts in the emails they receive, we have 1-click-computer-destruction made easy for any "entrepeneur" anywhere in the world, with the way paved by well-meaning "just click yes" advice from back in the day when Macromedia was the only signer you'd encounter. The whole infrastructure is under attack, exactly like we said it would be.

    The only surprise is that it took this many years for abuses of the system to reach the fever pitch they're at now. And to be safe, now our only way to look out for those who can't look out for themselves is to lock the whole machine down to the point that tremendous opportunities will be missed.

    Thanks, Microsoft. I could go through some hoops to sanitize your browser, but it's easier just to switch to Firebird.
  199. No, get mom an iBook by awtbfb · · Score: 1

    Especially if she lives near an Apple store. That way she can bring it in with her for their free, weekly classes on most of the things she wants to do. It's a lot easier when parents have some training already. This helps if you get them AppleCare too - it's a lot easier to bring in or pack up an iBook for shipping. AppleCare is worth the price in your time alone.

    Also, don't underestimate the power of iPhoto and iChat. My in-laws had a problem that stumped them. I told them to take a picture of the screen with their digital camera, plug the camera in (auto starts iPhoto), import the photo, and click "Mail" and send it to me. Since this was something they were already comfortable with, they had no problem. I could immediately see what was wrong. Another time, I had her open iChat and aim the iSight at the screen while I walked her through the problem. Easy as cake.

    Don't forget to use the easy to operate System Preferences to lock down all the services (done by default), turn on the firewall, and tell them to let Software Update apply Apple security patches. I instructed them to hold off on other Software Updates unless they checked with me first. If you're really neurotic you can set them up without admin rights, but that can mean updates don't get applied unless you are around.

    Virus? What's a virus?

    1. Re:No, get mom an iBook by chickenmilkbomb · · Score: 1

      Command-shift-3 will put a nice screen shot on the desktop. I just used it last week to fix a problem on my girlfriend's shiny new powerbook.

      --
      He hates these cans!!!
  200. need wiki info by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    Hey if everyone could go to wikipedia and contribute as much as possible about this topic that would be great! thanks.

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    Liberty.

  201. Google popup blocker by KimJ721 · · Score: 1

    I tried to coax my parents into letting me put the Google toolbar on their computer for the purpose of blocking their popups. The problem is, my parents use some popups, like on news sites when they click on "E-mail this to a friend" and it pops up in another window. I told them this was fine, they could hold down CTRL and it would work fine. My dad told me this was "too complicated". As my dad is not helpless in front of a computer, this frustrated me to no end. They'd rather deal with hundreds of popups to avoid missing the few they select themselves.

  202. Linux by uisqebaugh · · Score: 1

    I realized that, once configured properly, Linux is a very usable OS when my wife was able to use a computer in our house with no difficulty running linux. Since then, I have set my mother-in-law's PC to use linux (SuSE to be exact) with Open Office and Mozilla. VNC is set up for my access to her system, should it be needed. We've had no problems, and she has never needed the root password. This also means that every bozo out there in her church who thinks that he or she knows something about computers can't ruin a good thing, on top of the young, hyperactive grandchildren who visit. On top of that, the Bayesian filtering offered by the Mozilla news reader has even eliminated any potential spam problems. Yes, I would agree with the OS X postings out there, but I get a hold of used PCs for nothing from my job, and they are dirt poor, so I'm using the almighty penguin. :-)

  203. I just do not get it... by BawbBitchen · · Score: 1

    I got my mother an iMac in Xmas of 2002 and have never had any issues. Never a phone call, never a crash. It patches itself. (OK I did upgrade it to Panther, and boy was it hard. I had to put the CD in and click a few times..!). So I do not get it whats the big deal...oh, your parents are running Windows? Poor slob!

  204. Linux by everyone · · Score: 1

    My parents rarely used their Windows 98-based PC for anything other than surfing the web and reading e-mail. The only exceptions being an occasional Word document being e-mailed to them and keeping accounting information in a basic spreadsheet.

    My first step was to switch them to Mozilla and OpenOffice.org. I introduced Mozilla to them as an upgrade. They have a slow dial-up connection, so they loved being able to read one news article while the next one was already loading in a different tab.

    When I switched them to Linux/KDE a couple of months later, their only complaint was the few more seconds it took for their machine to boot. Mozilla and OpenOffice.org looked and felt no different than what they were used to.

    Anyway, I can now ssh into their machine to keep it up to date and help them with any problems they might run into.

  205. You have just been trolled by ozric99 · · Score: 1
    Twice.

    Why is this nonsense getting moderated informative?
    I despair.. i really do.

    1. Re:You have just been trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, which of us has been trolled exactly?

  206. Parents and PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your parents are always putting dangerous or stupid applications on their pcs, despite all of your warnings, there is nothing you can do for them.

    I would, however, remove their access to IE, give them Firebird, remove their access to Outlook, set them up on Yahoo Mail. This means that the amount of damage some *&^% attachment can do is limited somewhat as Yahoo does some virus scanning, and the damn popups with their alluring 'click us'ness don't show up.

  207. on word answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gnu/Linux

    Ok maybe it's one phrase :P, but ever since I installed it for people THEY WON'T GO BACK TO WindBlows[TM].

  208. Put in 2 CD drives, put knoppix in one, glue shut. by waferhead · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    Give them a home dir on the harddrive, and be done with it. IIRC Knoppix will auto detect it, or can be made to do so.

    PCLinuxOS has this functionality, possibly Mandrakemove, but Knoppix hardware detection seems better, probably not an issue in this app.

  209. remote assistance by Captain+Nick · · Score: 1

    My parents have at least 4 computers between them, so this subject comes up almost every week - Hate to say it, but Win XP remote assistance is the best 'parent computer tool' ever. I also set the 'rents up with a linksys router, and I have web-admin turned on. Between the two, I can check and see what's wrong with their wireless configuration and see what they're messing up at the same time. Having control of the router also lets me open up a DMZ to allow remote assistance to work.

  210. Knoppix and no hard drive by gordie · · Score: 1

    At age 75, my Dad only uses his PC to read e-mail, play a few simple games and visit a few web sites. His PC consists of one of my old systems with 256 Meg of RAM, a CDROM Drive, a Knoppix CD and NO HARD DRIVE. His email account in on one of my servers and he accesses it via Open WebMail from OpenWebMail.org. Running from a "live" CD, he never has to worry about spyware etc. If he "goofs something up" as he would say, a simple reboot puts things right again.

    1. Re:Knoppix and no hard drive by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      Well, I'd actually let them have a FAT formatted HD but then my mail server doesn't (yet) have a web front end.

      They can have local files and such because even if it has a .pif extension it won't run/infect - I love Linux ;)

      --
      Been there, done that, paid for the T-shirt
      and didn't get it
  211. Easy by vandan · · Score: 1

    Did they pay for Windows? If not, don't install it. If they did, tell them that Microsoft tech support comes exclusively from Microsoft, and you're not interested in supporting their garbage.

    Then explain that Linux tech support comes from volunteers such as yourself, and you are more than willing to help them figure out how to use Linux.

    If their Windows installation does anything bad, explain the above again.

    As an IT professional, I have more than my fair share of friends and extended family wanting tech support, and this is the only way I can keep it managable and keep myself sane.

  212. It has to be discussed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In your family, that daddy, now and then, likes to browse them *cough* nature site, which show *cough* female species in ,er .. .. Well

    they have to talk about it : I don't feel like it :)

  213. microsoft = poop by sickboy85 · · Score: 1

    I set up my parents with a little Linux Box last time I was home. Haven't had any problems with it yet, aside from the fact that my dad can't use Kazaa to get his porn anymore (I refuse to set that man up with Apollon just so he can see naked ladies). They don't know how to use the shell really so it's hard for them to break anything too bad, and anything they do damage I can fix most problems via ssh. Debian(woody)/OpenOffice/Gnome/Firefox/Thunderbird look enough like MS to keep them functional, but are far enough from MS to keep them from being eaten alive by big nasty worms/vulnerabilities.

  214. FreeBSD by TheUz · · Score: 1

    For web/mail/chat,

    FreeBSD, gnome-sawfish, mozilla, and xchat.

    scripts to send you their ip, and a ssh port opened up.

    let them know what you are doing and how, talk to them.

    and no, they do not get root until they figure out how to boot into single user = )

    cheers,
    Tomas

    --
    ^..^
  215. Linux by binford2k · · Score: 1

    I installed Debian on an old PC for my mom several years ago. Since then, the only time she's had troubles was when she had a friend of my brother's rent a room for a while. He *thought* he know Linux, and talked the root password out of her . . . . .

  216. how i protect my parents from the internet by dewhite · · Score: 1

    I tell my folks to click "no, cancel, close, shutdown" in that order of severity... In all actually I keep my folks using apple hardware/software which keeps them out of most of the trouble your average parent can get into in the first place...

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    -dewhite
  217. Parents by TwinGears · · Score: 1

    Actually I started off my girlfriend and family on Linux first, since they haven't had any problems over the years my parents actually requested I let them try it to. Gentoo to the rescue again and happy Parents they will be soon. Don't get me wrong the iMac suggestion was a great way to solve the problem. Just I haven't got one yet.

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    The immature mind measures.
  218. BlackIce... the Only way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Here's my strategy:

    use http://housecall.antivirus.com/housecall/start_cor p.asp for a free and up to date virus scan

    install http://www.lavasoftusa.com/support/download/#free then update and repeatedly run it until all the 'bugs' are gone.

    buy and install http://blackice.iss.net/update_center/index.php silly gibson gave the thing a bad rap a while ago but there is a unique feature in this thing today which is _waaay under-rated.

    BlackIce has Application Protection.. meaning it will checksum any and all execuatables and related files on your system and validate the integrity of each process on startup.

    this is perhaps just 99% proof of a positive but since BlackIce application protection does not attempt to disprove a negative it is the very best thing i know for keeping a system clean. If you start with a clean system it insures that it'll stay that way.

    Next, get Opera. Set to 'no cookies' and 'open requested popups only' and voila.

    then turn off auto-updates. install them when you come back to that system a few months later and update the baseline for whatever the updates brought in and whatever your neighbor's cousin wound up putting on their system.

    Total elapsed time to set this up.. usually under 2 hours and you will have plenty of time to chit-chat and let yourself be fed while you're at it.

    BlackIce.. man.. anyone know anything better?

  219. NO! NEVER!!! by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    You should get her an iBook instead. That's what my bro and I did. She loves it.

  220. What you should do! by twitter · · Score: 1
    Obviously, the automatic updating is a must. I also gave them the google toolbar with popup blocking (they've been unable to effectively learn Mozilla), and I use Spybot's Seek and Destroy software to protect against the more common malicious adware (immunize option). As a last-ditch failsafe, I can VNC into the PC with their permission and attempt to fix it that way.

    Harrrr!

    I gave my wife Debian. I can ssh into it and update it whenever I feel the need. It's easy, she loves it and I've never looked back. No more fucking around with Gator, attachments you can't get or any of those other Broken Windoze things that make for better billing than use. For those of you who don't want to spend too much time configuring things, install Mepis, God's gift of Debian for the masses.

    It's getting better all the time.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  221. I got tired of the BS too, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    so I finally told my folks that the time was upon them to put a stop to the BS.

    Since they are computer dummies anyway and only use the PC (over dialup) for email, browsing, ebay, digital camera, and printing it was a no brainer.

    I built them a brand new PC from scratch and installed Suse on it. They can do EVERYTHING they need to do and they have had ZERO problems with it.

    As a matter of fact, they find it easier to use because it simply works, versus fighting constantly with the M$ machine they used to have.
    No BSOD's, no reboots, no viruses, etc... It just works and works and works and works and.....

    Best thing I ever did. I was SICK and tired of the constant phone calls. Now I call them every once in a while just to see how the PC is doing.
    "No problems!"

    Because they didn't understand Windows anyway, switching to Linux was not a problem for them.
    I switched ALL of my family and friends to Linux.
    Life is good...

  222. software?! I use a hardware solution... by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    I took away Mom's PC and gave her a george forman grill in it's place. Now she can "check her email" and all the fat drips down in to the drip tray... and her email now has grill marks on both sides and cooks in half the time!

    e.

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  223. And *I* would say "Get a better girlfriend" by Shalome · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Geek girls are hotter anyway. :D

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    1. Re:And *I* would say "Get a better girlfriend" by mesach · · Score: 1

      It's much easier to get away with wild expenditures when your girlfriend doesn't know the true cost of that rack full of servers in the basement, or that the Gig Switch that you DIDNT REALLY need but HAD to have, cost a small fortune.

      I like the leeway of spending what I want when I want...

      Although you are right about the hotter comment(even though my G/F is pretty damn cute) There is just something about a girl thats into geeky things.

      --
      moo.
  224. Two options: by cascadefx · · Score: 1

    Use a Mac... fewer/no viruses, "free applications," and vulnerabilities.

    Set up XP so that they only have USER rights which should stop most applications from being installed.

    run Linux... probably not a viable option.

  225. Back in the day by Trejkaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in the days of the Windows 95/98 systems there was this program called Trialblazer which would intercept any disk access done via DOS or Windows API calls, and make backups of any files which got screwed over. The end result was you could jump into the Trialblazer next boot and revert every setting back to whatever you had snapshotted, and everything would work exactly as normal.

    Some of the best tests for it were installing a whole set of viruses and spyware, and deleting large quantities of the Windows directory. The next reboot would just restore it back to working condition.

    Basically it ends up being like Ghost but where all the backed up data is stored on the same disk.

    Of course these days we have Windows NT-based systems, which Trialblazer never supported (the guy who was writing it probably rightly decided rewriting an entire application to intercept a completely different set of OS calls was too much work.)

    But these days, there are hardware devices you can get these days which are PCI IDE devices of the same type. You plug the card into the PCI, you plug the hard disk into it, and somehow they do exactly the same thing. Whereas this smacks of evil hardware RAID solutions, using this sort of thing as an idiotproofing system sounds like a damn good idea to me even now. These people don't need disk writing performance, they just need the machine to work, and this sort of backup makes that relatively easy without needing much user intervention at all (you have to perform the original snapshot when the system is working, and how many times you choose to do that is up to you.)

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    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    1. Re:Back in the day by gaijin99 · · Score: 1
      Actually, WinXP comes with that built in. You can set XP to create restore points at regular intervals, or you can create them manually at certain points. Not quite a realtime solution, but if you set it to make restore points ever 12 hours you never loose more than 12 hours worth of work.

      Personally, I'm with the people who've been migrating their friends and family to Linux or Mac, but if you need to run Windows for some reason, the system restore function is great.

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      "Mission Accomplished" -- George W. Bush May 1, 2003
    2. Re:Back in the day by Trejkaz · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with Windows XP System Restore is that you are at the mercy of what files Microsoft think are important. Suppose you manage to download a trojan which destroys all your game directories. Those directories aren't under System Restore's control so it can't roll back those changes.

      Solutions like TrialBlazer managed the entire disk as if everything were the same thing. Although you could easily make a D: which wasn't under its control, I guess. I can barely remember whether it did every hard disk or just the system one.

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    3. Re:Back in the day by Parsec · · Score: 1

      You can do something like that under VMware. Set the system to be read-only, all changes to the file system are temporary. I think there are options to save the changes when you quit.

      The big problem then is how to get your mom to know when she's installed spyware or been infected with a virus and then not save the changes to the system. I think that sets you back to square one... and if you're going to go through all that trouble, you might as well fight the anti-windows battle and train them to use something else.

      They'll still ask you why they can't open this .exe or .scr their friend sent them, but that answer is always easier than the other cleanup.

    4. Re:Back in the day by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the trick. You would ideally treat your parents like a hostile third party (I know I do!) and give them no access to create snapshots. Then when they do revert though, they either lose their files, or they have to remember to back them up. And of course if you revert files which were created during the period and they weren't backed up, then you end up doing more damage than expected. :-)

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    5. Re:Back in the day by Associate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I either had XP backup a piece of malware I was trying to get rid of. Or the malware decided to hide in the backup. Solution, turn off the backup.

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    6. Re:Back in the day by pkaminsk · · Score: 1

      That's precisely what GoBack does for modern versions of Windows. It's saved my skin a few times, when I screwed up my video drivers or deleted the wrong directory by mistake...

    7. Re:Back in the day by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Aha. That might in fact be why Trialblazer ended development. Even if TB were half the price (I think it was less than half the price of GoBack is now, from memory) I still wouldn't want to be competing against Symantec.

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  226. My mom runs linux by tube013 · · Score: 1

    And has for about the last year. No linux associated problems. The only problems are the "what do I do now?" questions that arise when she is using any piece of software. (evident when running turbotax inside of vmware... and yes she starts the vmware session all by herself). I gave her red hat 9 + ximian d2. and it seems a good fit.

  227. A system tray a mile long by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I have no problem supporting my parents, siblings or other direct family members. I'll even help my inlaws - they have a Mac...not bad.

    But my mom got the bright idea of offering me to help one of her friends with their computer - a dialup issue - I hate modems! Anyway, when I got there, I swear that anything you can download off the internet was on their machine and their system tray was about 60% of their taskbar.

    I fought through it and got it working again. I tested several times and then shut the machine down and had them go through it without any help to make sure they could do it. My mom mentioned in passing a week or two later that it stopped working. Fortunatly their son-in-law (who as out of town the first time) was going to look into it. He had to be nice to them :)

    I don't like the fact my neighboors know what I do for a living. One of them just likes to ask all kind of open-ended questions, one at least has us over for dinner when helping her, one expects me to get a machine with OJ spilled on it working.

    Oh well...at least it gets me free pizza once in a while.

  228. Alternative OS is the only real solution by X-Nc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As many (most?) other posts have said, you should really look into non MS options. If money is not a critical issue you would likely be best getting a Mac. Otherwise I would strongly recommend either Xandros or OEone's HomeBase. The former for people who are very used to and like the WinXX interface and the latter for people who actually want to do something on their computer.

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  229. The answer is the HOSTS file by Nordrick+Framelhamme · · Score: 1

    I put all the known malware sites, ad sites and other scumsucking sites like Doubleclick in the hosts file with the address of 127.0.0.1 I also have them use Internet Explorer with the Internet Zone security settings set to disable Javascript and disable all ActiveX controls. Sites that need to use JS or ActiveX are put in the Trusted Sites with the security set to Medium (something I wish they would put in Mozilla) Protects from most malware sites, parasiteware sites and has the bonus of stopping them falling into popup hell. A side advantage is there is a lot less traffic from advert servers coming down, speeding up browsing.

  230. A good solution for a low impact user by perf_monkey · · Score: 1

    I installed Fedora Core 1 on their machine and told them it was "like windows". I showed them how to check their mail and use the internet. Done. If they have a problem I just SSH into their box and fix it. Again, done. Don't knock my solution until you try it with your 65 year old parents.

  231. Is THAT what they say? by ChimaObialo · · Score: 1

    You know what they say people, be nice to your kids, because someday you're going to have to rely on them being nice to you.

    My grandma always tells us that whatever disrespect we show my mom and her will be the exact same shit we get from our kids.

    Maybe it's a Nigerian thing.
    Actually, I guess it's not really the same saying is it.

    "So if I sleep with the boy next door, my kids are gonna be gay no matter what?"... Bad example, but it's only my second post!

    1. Re:Is THAT what they say? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a Nigerian thing.

      Nah. That's an old Jewish curse as well. In fact, I think the sentiment is nearly universal.

      Bill Cosby uses it in one of his comedy routines, as his father laughs at him for the trouble he's having with his kids.

      KFG

    2. Re:Is THAT what they say? by ChimaObialo · · Score: 1

      Bill Cosby uses it in one of his comedy routines

      That was exactly what I thought of when you said that! I heard it on Internet radio last month.

      "Did I tell you no cookies before dinner?"
      "Uh huuuuuh."
      "What are you doing?"
      "Taking a cookie?"
      "WHY?!"
      "I don't knoooow!"

    3. Re:Is THAT what they say? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Brain damage!

      Yes, that is the exact routine I was echoing in my original post. It was quite intentional.

      KFG

  232. Put a CD Burner on the System by Thag · · Score: 1

    They're cheap, make great Father/Mother's Day presents, and modern burners will run on anything, even the P133 Mom and Dad have.

    Then back up their system using the burner.

    Jon Acheson

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  233. My parents use linux and they're computer clueless by imr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I installed mandrake 8.2 on a pc I built for them. They hadnt touched a computer before, they just stared blankly at me the first time I said "press escape".
    They use it ever since, I did an upgrade with 9.2, they thanked me because "it became faster" (new kde). They also thank me whenever a virus wave hit their friend, because ALL OF THEM are hit in some ways every time and SOME OF THEM even disappear from the net for weeks "until their computer is fixed".
    The praises I get for a simple install once a year, and a few updates here and then: PRICELESS!

  234. My parents setup: by TrixX · · Score: 1

    Dual boot P200 (recently upgraded from a P100 that died... not much money to buy new equipment here).

    Windows95 with OO.org; OO.org set to use MS formats so they can communicate with other people. They can't switch completely to Linux because they are given windows apps to run (stupid form filling stuff) frequently at their work.

    Networking is done on Linux only. Mozilla+Balsa. They have windowmaker as desktop. Yes, windowmaker. That way, they don't have lots of panels they don't know how to use, just two big square buttons for the apps. They don't need more, and are quite happyy with that.

    We have a small network in myy home, and they are quite firewalled, with me administering the firewall. Not a single security problem with this seetup (no adware, no popups, no random installing of software or random delting of system files, no crashes)

  235. Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I installed Debian on my parents dell over thanksgiving break. now if it has problems (which it usually doesnt) i can ssh in and take a look around. if its really broke i can even forward X through ssh and see exactly what dad is having problems with. i know this stuff is available in windows, but the thing with windows is they can still install stuff even without permissions to install to the correct place (you still have a profile and whatnot to install to). My parents run debian on 2.6.3 with the gnome2.4 and they love it. they dont even complain that it looks different. with crossover office (really worth the money) they can open all of their word documents and whatnot. with k3b they can burn cd's really easy, with the combination of autofs and hotplug they can use their digital camera and not have to type or click anything (except the camera icon that pops up on the desktop). their my documents folder is samba mounted from the fileserver in the basement. whenever i ask them how the machine is running dad always replies "its actually fast!" and mom likes the new games that came with gnome. i have it made easy though because my parents dont really use the computer for a whole lot. i just basically just asked them what they used the computer for and then set it up according to those specifications. with linux i can set up the machine to do exactly what they need it for and nothing else. they dont have permission to break anything really. the worst they can do is nuke their home directory, which is easily fixable anyway since all important files are on the server (including the best of their digital camera pics that they have the option to put on the web server via samba mount).

    the big trick is patience. the initial install was a little rough, like printing (non postscript printers are funky with cups), cdburning (i had never heard of k3b before i set it up for the parents), the digital camera (origionally setup in fstab and they had to right click on the desktop in gnome and mount and unmount the camera where its now truely plug and play), and explaining a little of the differences (that they cant install programs by themselves). you are bound to miss something (like i missed flash and mplayer for a couple months), but you have to make it clear that if they need something to tell you.

    linux on the desktop is possible, but its problem is that you cant just give it to someone and expect to pick it right up and go. it took me awhile to tweak the system since i made it a rule to only mess with it while i have local access (that applies to software installation and upgrading) which happens every couple of months or so.

    i feel like such a zealot or something but as you said i got sick of having to mess with virus scanners and spyware and email worms and stuff (my parents are the type to open attachments). desktop linux is coming. but right now its still up to us to help people get it up and running. you still cant just give a cd to anyone and expect them to figure it out. so yea it takes a little work...

  236. WebTV! by sandow · · Score: 1
    It is easy to use.
    It is (so far) virus proof.
    It downloads and displays TV listings.

    I have to fix something about once every 3 years. It is safe and it works.

    I highly recommend it.

    The one downside it doesn't follow the media viewing trends of the web. No video, no pdf, no application download.

  237. pine by mausmaki · · Score: 0

    ya, well, just tell 'em to use pine. CLI is easier for newbies anyway as i red this morning on slashdot.

  238. Quite Simple. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Install Linux.
    Use FVWM for the file manager.
    Configure it so you have buttons for what they just need to have.
    Mozilla/Netscape
    Open Office
    Connect to Internet (if dialup)
    Email client. ...
    And remove any other thing that can cause them to get into trouble.

    This is also a good configuration for say a public terminal. So that way they cannot mess things up. Mozilla will block the popup adds, Linux is a good defense against spyware and viruses. Plus with the ridged configuration of FVWM (threw a config file) You wont get calls asking what happened to my icons. Or I messed it up.

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  239. Windows is an option... by McBeer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I find that most people's parents a) Do not know how to use Linux or Mac OS b) Have little interest in learning them c) Require even more tech support if you do get them to switch somehow As a result, I find its best to just make do with windows. In some cases, products such as Deep Freeze and other such apps will do a fine job of preventing a computer from being messed up. Other times just configuring the computer properly and explaining a thing or two to the users will suffice. I have my folks on windows 2000 using the administrator account. Other then a hard drive failure (hardly their fault), they have not had a lick of trouble despite not being technologically inclined. Simply dismissing because they won't switch to operating systems doesn't do anybody any good.

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  240. Bad Idea by magnum3065 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, I know this was meant to be funny, but actually it'd probably be a bad idea for him to have children who is also quite technically-oriented. My mom is a special education teacher and she's constantly telling me that I can't marry anyone technical since it strongly increases the chances of autism in children. This was partly discovered by Microsoft who started looking into why they were having so many insurance claims for autistic children amongst their employees. It seems that with more women in technical positions now that more co-workers are getting married. Then, when you combine the genes of two very analytical people the child's genes may be too strongly concentrated with this analytic thinking which results in Autism or Asberger's syndrom. They may be very intelligent, but have many difficulties dealing with everyday social situations.

    So, go ahead and marry someone intelligent, just not too technical.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by master+control+progr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unbelievable. I was sure this was a troll, but discovered that Wired Magazine ran a story in December 2001 called The Geek Syndrome addressing this phenomenon. Amazing.

      Lucky for me, my wife has a degree in Communications, and is about as non-technical as they come. :)

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    2. Re:Bad Idea by McDutchie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Unbelievable. I was sure this was a troll, but discovered that Wired Magazine [wired.com] ran a story in December 2001 called The Geek Syndrome [wired.com] addressing this phenomenon. Amazing.

      It's a crock of shit. I happen to have Asperger's syndrome (i.e.: "high functioning" autism), diagnosed and all, and my parents are not particularly technical. There are also plenty of completely non-technical people who have autism and related conditions, I am helping one of them with his computer, he is as clue-resistant as my NT co-workers. The idea that autistic people are statistically better with computers and technology than the general population is a myth.

      In addition, the idea mentioned in the grandparent post that you should not have children if you have a slightly elevated chance of having a child with a disability smacks of eugenics and is reprehensible. Even on the off chance that it does happen, a disability is not the end of the world, although it can be the beginning of a different world.

    3. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Analytic thinking has nothing to do with intelligence. And you, geeks, should know *that*.

    4. Re:Bad Idea by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 2
      It's a crock of shit. I happen to have Asperger's syndrome (i.e.: "high functioning" autism), diagnosed and all, and my parents are not particularly technical. There are also plenty of completely non-technical people who have autism and related conditions,

      But the article didn't say that. It said there was a statistically significant difference. Big difference, and plenty of room for lots of "completely non-technical" to be affected.

      The idea that autistic people are statistically better with computers and technology than the general population is a myth.

      Well, it didn't say that either. It specifically said that those diagnosed with Aspbergers were usually of normal or above normal intelligence, while those being inflicted by other forms were usually on the opposite end of the spectrum.

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    5. Re:Bad Idea by taernim · · Score: 1

      Or the gay geeks among us are spared this problem as well. :-)

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    6. Re:Bad Idea by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

      I hate poeple supporting anti-selection and anti-evolution.
      They don't understand that supportign genetic errors results in more genetic errors, until we only will have children that are not able to live anymore. (And when i look around on this world i feel that we're near to that)

      I really don't want to troll with that. I give everyone the fair respect he deserves, no matter what genes he has. But I _don't_ give someone MORE of something because he has defects. Because: Why does he have the right to get more? He's not better or worse than anybody else at this point.

      That's what's wrong with some poeple. They think handling poeple who are not "normal" like everybody else would be unsocial. Wrong, wrong, wrong, damnit!!

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    7. Re:Bad Idea by zabieru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps you confuse "statistical correlation" with "ironclad guarantee." You give two data points, yourself and the friend you were helping. That's not enough to do anything with. All you've shown is that now all Asperger's people have technical parents, which we already knew, and that not all autistic people are good with computers, which we also knew. Or at least, I knew. The surprising thing is that many technical couples DO have children with Asperger's. Note the "many." This research doesn't address the other side AT ALL, which is how many Asperger's kids have technical parents. It may not be many at all, but it's still significant from the perspective of a possible parent. To put it another way, being stabbed by a mugger is not a leading cause of death among the population at large, but it may be a serious consideration when a shady character is eyeing you and reaching for his pocket.

    8. Re:Bad Idea by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      It's a crock of shit. I happen to have Asperger's syndrome ... and my parents are not particularly technical.

      The plural of anecdote is not data.

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    9. Re:Bad Idea by phoxix · · Score: 1

      What about a *nix Geek and a med-school gal ?

      Sunny Dubey

    10. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      those diagnosed with Aspbergers were usually of normal or above normal intelligence"
      Apparently there are exceptions to this.
    11. Re:Bad Idea by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      yeah this url is in my sig, and my score of the AQ test too!

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    12. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres nothing wrong with eugenics.

    13. Re:Bad Idea by unmuzzled+and+mean · · Score: 1
      smacks of eugenics

      I'd say it is more thinking of nature. The matter of fact is that in a less cozy world than our privelaged ones the life expectancy of people with certain disabilities would be very low.

      If you are a person convinced that some thought or planning should always be taken to the coming of the next dark age. Or an enviromental extremist perhaps convinced that we need to minimise use of resources and that every one of set of modifications that burns additional resource.

      Industry seeks to reduce defects up front because to recall a product that is flawed and keep fixing it is more expensive than getting it right first off.

      Some might argue that these days one of the biggest industries is children and society. Therefore the current thinking in industry makes pre-birth testing inevitable.

      As resources become tight it might become the only way to allow the population to continute increasing at the 100millions a decade or whatever it does.

      Don't get angry it's just a dispationate set of observations. If nature no longer does the selection what will?

    14. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good... where can I pick her up?

    15. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "
      In addition, the idea mentioned in the grandparent post that you should not have children if you have a slightly elevated chance of having a child with a disability smacks of eugenics and is reprehensible. Even on the off chance that it does happen, a disability is not the end of the world, although it can be the beginning of a different world.
      "

      If you are at advanced likelyhood of producing offspring that will never be able to live on their own you should not have children. Seriously. Adopt, people.

      Don't listen to asperger's guy. He is obviously trying to take over the world with a new breed of humanity.

    16. Re:Bad Idea by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you confuse "statistical correlation" with "ironclad guarantee." You give two data points, yourself and the friend you were helping. That's not enough to do anything with.

      True, my post was simply an expression of disbelief/skepticism and I did not bother trying to back it up. Then again, I don't feel I should have to bother since there is nothing to back up the claims in the Wired story. First it claims that autism rates are going up alarmingly in Silocon Valley, but then it goes on to say the same is happening in the rest of the world, after which it points out how subjective the diagnostic criteria are, thus reducing the significance of the numbers to exactly zero.

      And there is the real cause of the worldwide "rise" - diagnosis. Until 10-15 years ago, only the severest cases were diagnosed as such, now even "high functioning" or "mild" cases get a diagnosis.

    17. Re:Bad Idea by zabieru · · Score: 1

      Which gets at another problem: When do you say that someone is very intelligent but has poor social skills, and when do you say they're autistic? Personally, I have no trouble imagining that children of highly technical parents tend to be very intelligent (as we measure intelligence these days) and to have in more than the average number of cases poor social skills. I also suspect that gets diagnosed as Asperger's a lot. As far as I'm concerned, until you have either a severe case, or some sort of functional explanation, you don't have a syndrome, you have a kid with poor social skills.

  241. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ by slickwillie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just put them on The Hurd and be done with it. You know we'll all end up there eventually.

  242. Do your parents respect you? by black_widow · · Score: 1

    I would have to wonder if your parents actually listen to what you have told them about modern computing...

    My parents have listened to what I've told them regarding their computers, and they've only had one virus and no adware/spyware since I turned them loose on in the spring of '94. Mind you, they had no previous experience with computers and don't really use them much in their careers.

    Those of you whose parents are constantly fighting virii and malicious apps, despite your repeated warnings, I would suggesting looking for the root of the problem in your relationship with your parents. They probably aren't listening to what you say because they don't respect what you have to say.

    That's the influence that 18 years of you lying to your parents had on them.

  243. Why? IE and OUTLOOK by Jedbro · · Score: 1

    While many (as I) would agree that Buying a MAC or switching over to linux is the answer. Unfortunaty, those are better answers for YOU, and would require a hunge amount of time, and or money. (I can't imagine having to re-teach my mom how to do things in a MAC or Linux).

    The simple answer is IE.
    There are over 100+ different spyware apps that can install themselves automatically (or semi-automatic by disguising themselves) via ActiveX and javascript that can affect your system via IE.

    Your answer is switching mom and pop over to an alternative browser. My suggestion for the easiest transition would definitally be Mozilla Firefox, although k-meleon and opera are good too.

    The second problem would be Outlook, either upgrade them to Outlook 2003 (which still has issues and I'm sure more issues will be discovered) or move them over to another E-mail app. (I suggest Thunderbird, but others may differ).

    I tell you this by experience as the only problems I have had with parents computers are IE/Outlook related. My dad swears he never installs anything via links or IE, but spyware always pops-up and I end up tracking down the source IE.

    Alternatives are disabling allot of features in IE and Outlook, but that would make them close to unfunctional.

    Just my 2cents

  244. Microsoft Word: by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you want to save changes before closing the document?

    (Yes) (No) (Cancel)

    One thing I appreciated about Apple is their tendency to use verbs- For instance TextEdit's buttons read (Don't Save) (Cancel) (Save) instead of Yes and No. Safari's Add Bookmark pane reads (Cancel) (Add). It's just better that way.

    Oh yeah and to keep this on topic, my brother and I just got our mom an eMac and it works well for her (and her 5673 digital pictures).

  245. HP printer? by steveha · · Score: 1

    I have always had good luck with HP printers. And HP gets a gold star for their Linux driver support: the Linux drivers are fully free software and have all the features of the Windows drivers.

    HP has made a few cheap, junky printer models, and I don't recommend those. You should try getting her an HP DeskJet 895C, 970C, or 990C off eBay, and see if that doesn't sort out her issues. Or if she doesn't care about color, you could even get her a LaserJet 1200 series; those just print PostScript (well, a compatible clone) so there aren't any driver issues.

    My Dad clings stubbornly to his HP DeskJet and HP DeskJet Plus! They are slow, but built like tanks, and his ancient DOS word processor can talk to them.

    One thing I really like about HP DeskJet printers: when you swap the ink cartridge, you are also swapping the print head. My DeskJet printers over the years have had few problems, and usually swapping out the ink cartridge fixed the problem. (If the problem is clogged nozzles, use the printhead cleaning features from the "toolbox". Alas, the toolbox hasn't been ported to Linux yet.)

    steveha

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    1. Re:HP printer? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Print some black and grey squares in full color. All colors gets printed and works about the same as the print head cleaning cycle.

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  246. Asking this on slashdot? by ReNeGaDe75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're actually asking a question like this on slashdot? You know you're going to get Linux as your answer.

    Seriously, when I first ran Windows 98 on my mom's computer, she got so frustrated with Outlook Express refusing to check her mail that she gave up using a computer several times.

    After convincing her to go back, she managed to obtain a virus. She freaked and refused to use a computer again. So I installed Linux, and she has been happy ever since.

    The tech support calls have been cut into a third. And when she needs help, often it's just an ISP-related problem.

    Now people claim that Windows is idiot-proof and Linux is hard. Well, my mom hasn't had any problems with Linux, but was constantly frustrated with Windows. So, perhaps Linux is "idiot-proof" and Windows is difficult to use.

    To many people this may be considered a troll, but I'm being serious here and the guy asking the question should take this seriously.

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  247. A Remington and a Fax machine... by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Not the gun, the typewriter.

    On second thought, maybe the gun.

  248. I tried the LINUX idea. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    It just didn't work out. My dad views me as a LINUX zealot; I view him as a MS sycophant. It was my grandmother's computer I set it up on. Everyone but my grandmother would boot it back into Windows so it was never running LINUX.

    Oh, by the way, in SOVIET RUSSIA, your parents' computer protects YOU.

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  249. I have no pity for you by DeVilla · · Score: 1

    After all the grief people get for wanting to protect their kids from an unsavory internet, and you have the nerve to ask how to protect you parents??!? If you can't trust them alone and you can't sit and watch every link they click on..... :-P

    I guess it helps that microsoft has actively tried to blur the line between what's local and what on the network such that you can't tell if you are accepting a certificate or installing software. Either way, you can rest asured that it will be insecure either way.

  250. Best solution of all... by kisielk · · Score: 1
  251. Give them Free and Open Source Software by moquist · · Score: 1

    My non-technical family has been running Red Hat for 2 years now, with good success. I actually taught my mom how to run a "dialup" script that I wrote, and she can connect to the Internet just fine.

    They actually have two computers: a Win98 box and the RH box. The RH box is running SAMBA, and when each of my family members logs into his/her account on the Win98 side, his/her userspace is automatically mounted as drive X: (or something).

    They have OpenOffice and Firebird on both machines.

    Just this past Christmas, I upgraded my in-laws from W2K to Mandrake 9.2. They've been having a grand time (the games are a real winner), except that just today Evolution started giving them problems when they try to send mail.

    My family has a hardware modem that I bought specifically for them, and they use wvdial in RH 9.0 (now). My in-laws have a winmodem that we bought (gasp!) a driver for from linuxant.com. I must admit, KPPP is very nice, and it beats my dialup script any day. :)

    I'm planning to switch my family from GNOME/RH 9.0 to Mandrake/KDE next time I'm out there. I hadn't tried Mandrake until just before Christmas, but I must admit that I now recommend it as the best choice for my non-technical friends & relatives.

    I recently installed Mandrake 9.2 on another friend's machine, and so far she's doing fine, too.

    In fact, as I type I'm working on a laptop to send to my Dad. I've got Mandrake 9.2 on it and configured nicely (with Quasar, Firebird, and Acroread installed), but I just joined the Mandrake club so I can put 10.0 on it instead.

    My experience has been that if you make sure people can do the things they want to do (i.e., not run MS Flight Sim, but email, surf the Web, word processes, etc.), and those people are willing to learn something new (or don't know any better), they can do just fine with something like Mandrake.

    I've also started demonstrating Linux for people using MandrakeMove (KNOPPIX would work as well, I'm sure, but I haven't tried it yet). It's great to be able to pop in a CD, tell them none of their data is being touched, tell them a "real installation would be faster", and see how impressed they are.

    Short of pushing someone all the way to Linux, I think the next best thing is to give them something like TheOpenCD.

    </rambling>

  252. I'm Sorry Mama.. by unknown_host · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry Mama.
    I never meant to hurt you.
    I never meant to make you cry,
    But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
    - eminem

  253. Mandrake Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've had my parents, both in their 70's, running Mandrake Linux for the last 3 years. They email friends and family, play some games, and budget their retirement using kspread. Never anything I can't fix in less than ten minutes, and a reboot every three months or so keeps them problem free.

  254. Use A Mac by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 1
    It's simple, put your folks on a Mac. Even with Windows having "limited" user accounts, users can still wreak havoc. The biggest problem I see on my folks machine, is malware raping Internet Explorer. That browser is the biggest pile of...I've ever seen. I tried to sell my folks on Mozilla awhile ago, and brutally failed.

    If you put your folks on a "limited" Mac account, they can't trash it, without some serious effort. If they need something installed, SSH in and do it for them :). Plus, if they use Safari/Mozilla/Camino, no spyware, no pop-ups, ah! I've found Macs are almost impossible to screw up in the hands of parents. They may cost more, but it saves you the hassle.

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I go nuts when my folks call when I'm busy. "I open IE, and get this LUCKY SEARCH thing?!"

  255. ultimate solution by makeyourself · · Score: 2, Funny

    unplug ethernet, tell them where the nearest internet-caffe is

  256. Proxomitron still exists by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    http://www.proxomitron.info/

    Grab 4.5j and add the following filter set:

    http://www.jd5000.net/

    JD is constantly refining his filters and they are a match made in heaven, I assure you.

    Give it a try.

  257. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Get your parents or other inexperienced users a Mac.

    2. Learn basic OS X troubleshooting -- that's likely to be all you'll need, and it won't freakin' kill you so just do it, okay?

    3. Load OnyX (freeware) and buy a copy of DiskWarrior 3 or Tech Tool Pro 4 (about $100) for them to keep around for emergencies.

    4. Set up an external HD and script Carbon Copy Cloner to make a bootable clone every night while they're asleep.

    Done. Seriously.

  258. Some less-disruptive ideas by RebornData · · Score: 4, Informative

    Getting a Mac, moving to Linux and switching to Firefox etc... are all excellent suggestions, but I've found that they aren't always practical. Many people learn by rote, and switching between all-MS products at work and other applications at home may generate even more confusion (and thus work for you) than the security problems they solve. And although Firefox is getting really good (it's my full-time browser), I do encounter bugs and incompatible pages more frequently than I did when I used IE, and have not had good luck with semi-skilled users I've switched to it.

    This is all a long winded way of saying that *if* for some reason you're in a situation were you need to leave the machine in basically "pure Windows / MS" form, here are some ideas:

    If you're cheap: Keep virus protection current (look to AVG or Panda if you need something free). The google toolbar for IE is a decent popup blocker and will take care of most of the spyware popups as well as make searching easier. Install both Ad-aware and Spybot Search & Destroy... manually update and run them when you visit, and use the Spybot "innoculate" feature. If they've got XP, demote their user accounts so that they aren't administrators, and either install all software for them or teach them to change accounts to do it themselves. VNC is nice, but the built-in remote assistance also works, and the full-blown remote access built into XP Pro works well over low-bandwidth connections when configured properly.

    If you / they are willing to spend a few bucks and don't have a complete allergy to commercial software: Norton Internet Security isn't a bad package (if you turn off the parental controls crap) and will do most of what you need. The Antivirus and firewall are reasonably solid and very easy to use, as is Norton Antispam, which takes care of popups and browser-based spyware installation as well as mail filtering that's well-integrated and easy to use with Outlook and OE.

    -R

  259. Both are technical people by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

    I don't get asked tech support, and thats good.

    --
    Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
  260. Knoppix style windows98 live CD by webweave · · Score: 1

    If you must run windows, this thread (http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/archive/1 0/2003/08/4/85251) appears to be the only close to safe way.

  261. I upgraded my parents to Linux also. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My parents sacrificed two computers to Microsoft.

    First one had become nonfunctional, so I put Linux on that one. The other they had me buy and install earlier, and it was running a firewall and antivirus with automatic updates -- it lasted for a year until first something bad got through, and one of them also got hit by a metavirus which persuaded them to delete a crucial system file.

    So I upgraded both their machines to Linux. Running happily.

  262. linux... by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I still suggest linux, because you can customize it to what your folks need..

    I had my mom use kde, and she had very little problems with it.

    basically, if you're appealing to people who dont want to dig deep into the system and shit, and just want a box that surfs the web, allows people to view family photos, etc... then you're fine.. kde might not bet he choice of most linux users, but it works in this case.

  263. It's all about what apps you install. by jonadab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows is not the problem. User-ignorance is a problem, but it's not the big problem either. It's what's installed/configured. Here are some tips:

    • Get RID of Outlook. Don't just tell them not to use it. Make it *gone*. (Yes, if they have WinXP this takes some doing. It will save you time in the long run. An ounce of prevention and all that. Do it.) As far as what to replace it with, my parents are quite happy with Pegasus.
    • Make Mozilla the default browser and get the IE icon off the desktop. Disable unrequested windows and disallow scripts from messing with the toolbars and statusbar and stuff. Install plugins that you consider safe and then delete the default/null plugin so that they won't get prompted to install more plugins.
    • Get rid of Outlook.
    • In the start menu, create a hidden folder (so that you can get to it but mom and dad won't) and put everything into it that's dangerous or powerful, such as the MSIE shortcut, Windows Update (which opens MSIE), the shortcut to regedit, and so on and so forth. Don't worry about the command prompt, though; if your parents are anything like mine they won't do anything with that.
    • Get rid of Outlook.
    • Yes, give them OpenOffice. Go systematically though the options, though, and change the horrible defaults to sensible settings so that mom and dad won't tear their hair out. In particular, you probably want to turn off number recognition in tables, and you almost certainly want to uncheck almost everything in the autocorrect/autoformat options dialog. Associate OO.o with MS Office document extensions, even if they have MS Office.
    • Get rid of Outlook.
    • Put logic in autoexec.bat that merges a registry file that cleans unwanted stuff out of the Run registry keys. In particular, you do NOT want instant messaging software running at system startup, and this is the only way I know to keep it from doing that if it's ever used at all. If you need to protect against random new entries in these keys, then you need something more complex than a batch file; a Perl script ought to do the trick.
    • Get rid of Outlook.
    • Put them behind an IP Masquerade gateway (or some comparable form of NAT) so that their PC is not addressable from the internet.
    • Get rid of Outlook.
    • Yes, some user training will also help. The primary thing to train them not to do is download and install random software from questionable sources. Trojans and adware are your biggest worries here. If you're good about installing software to perform any tasks that they think they need to do, and if the software you select and install is always good and easy to use, they hopefully should learn to trust you about not installing random junk.
    • Oh, one last thing: get rid of Outlook.
    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  264. Protecting the Parent's PC's.. by Ask-A-Nerd · · Score: 1

    Well several people may have mentioned this, I didn't read all 400 and something posts. But if your running windows, limiting what your parents can install is fairly easy and if they are real novices you could always put children like desktops on that lock them really down including a parent controlled web filtering program. I use one for my parents and my children as well, of course with different age appropriate applications and web site access's of course, but it definitely does the job. Edmark used to make a good one, don't know if they still do or not? I think it was called KidDesk Internet Safe.

  265. VM Ware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install VM Ware and set it to not save changes. Even better, write the image to a CD-ROM so that it can never be changed. Might take a while to boot, but now all those nasty programs can be easily removed with a simple on/off power cycle. Assuming no one writes a VM-Aware, bios-reflashing, auto-reinfecting virus anyway...

  266. New to computing? Go straing for The Right Thing by Anonumous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My father got his first computer last year at age 73. Fifteen years ago he used a couple of custom DOS programmes at work for a while, but that's all. Now he had to start from the very bottom basics, things like how to use the mouse and what the shift key does.

    For a man who doesn't know what the shift key does, the learning curve is equal in all common operating systems. There was no legacy here, nor any acquired bad habits to take into account. So I installed Redhat on his machine.

    The first major advantage, for the both of us, is that I can do everything on his machine remotely. We live some 3000+ km apart, so dropping by to do an update or fix a problem is not an option. However, as long as sshd runs and he can connect to the net, there is no problem that can't be fixed remotely.

    The second major advantage is that we could skip most part of the security litany. No Outlook there. No MSIE. No spyware that comes in easy click-here-to-install rpms. Mozilla is secure enough for clueless use all by itself and, if he ever tries to run Netsky, all he'll get is a question he can't answer.

    The third major advantage is that he is protected against himself. He can't ruin the system no matter what he does. Yes, he does have the root password, but he has no concept of what root is and no wish to find out. A little bash scrip backs up his home directory on CD every once in a while and that's all it takes to keep that system sane.

    After eight months, the net result of this is only positive. All the probems he has had so far are of the kind he would have had on Windows too. Of all the problems mentioned in the main article, he has had none.

    My short advise is: if your parents are new to computers, don't waste their learning efforts on Windows. Go straight for your favourite OS, as long as it has a good-looking and well-functioning GUI on top of it.

  267. Our paarents' PC was... by SuperSouya · · Score: 1

    Our paarents' PC was...broken before 10 days.
    Uh...!
    But when I buy new one, I'll install Norton System Works 2004 Japanese Version for this PC.

  268. SIMPLE SOLUTION!!! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    1) Buy Mom and Dad the entry level iMac.

    2) Set Safari to block popups, and have OS auto-update itself.

    3) Relax and actualy ENJOY a computer for once. Done.

  269. I just had this conversation 4 hours ago by skintigh2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The consensus was to get the inlaws an older computer or a cheap one from dell, load it with win2000 and all the software they would *need*, and then give it to them.

    Oh, and not give them the admin password.

    Want to install something? Too bad.

    Yes, this seems harsh, but you don't know my inlaws. I've already fixed their win98 machine once. Symptom: so much malware that windows would freeze when trying to open IE -- I opened the taskmanager to see what was running and there were three pages of processes. Most of which were adware and spyware, and a few viruses. Many many hours later it was good as new.

    Later we get another call. Laurie is in her room crying, mom wont talk to dad, dad is screaming and swearing: the computer is broken, it's our/her/their fault, it wont print, and on top of that the land phone line wont work. We tell them, after an hour of his ranting, to call the fucking phone company. He does, the tech shows up, pulls the USB printer cable out of the phone jack and leaves.

    Well, they've called again. Opening IE freezes up the computer, and we've been informed that they have visited us enough and it is time to visit them, now (they live four hours away in the anus of Texas) and we should fix the computer while we're there.

    I may bring a gift.

    1. Re:I just had this conversation 4 hours ago by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

      The anus of Texas huh? I have a guess of where that could be...

  270. Reformat the hard drive and install Linux by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    teach them how to use XFree86 and GNOME or KDE. No more spyware, worm, virus, dangerous program threats. Use Evolution for Email, and OpenOffice.org for Office software. Use Mozilla or Firefox for web access.

    Either that or don't give them an account with Admin access to install programs on their Windows system.

    --
    Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
    1. Re:Reformat the hard drive and install Linux by Majeric · · Score: 0

      Or get them a Mac? All the power and effectiveness of a UNIX box and none of the headache.

      Beyond that, they get a User interface that is EASIER than Windows. :)

      My parents are sales people, with next to no technical skill, they have a nice eMac and they even made an iMovie of my nephew without my help at all.

      They use MSOffice for the Mac for their jobs which is completely compatable with their work.

  271. keep them ignorant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom does not use the computer *at all*, and my dad knows how to do only 3 things: Open firefox, navigate the yahoo mail website (it's his start page), and close it again.

    1. Re:keep them ignorant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he is MALE... he has been to interent PR0N
      !!!!!

  272. Re:Get mom an iMac - Ask Slashdot? by MrEd · · Score: 1

    No kidding... my 87 year old grandmother has been emailing her friends in the UK and Austria for over a year on an old 1991 mac with System 7. She loves it. Small screen, colorful and elegant, simple programs. Up until that she had only used a typewriter.

    The old LaserWriter attached to it gave up the ghost last week so she is looking to 'upgrade' to surf the web... We are looking at a 15" iMac - any suggestions as to anything better/cheaper?

    --

    Wah!

  273. Easy reload by MILLIBIT.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just load their system with auto-updates, etc, then make a restore image on CD or slave hard-drive. Give them a boot floppy that automatically restores to your original config. Now you just have to teach them to save to the slave drive.

  274. Surfing for porn, downloading music by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two big conduits for evil software. I've seen moderately protected machines (no router, no auto updates, no spyware elimination) with very little bad stuff, and well protected machines with tons of crap because the owner(s) look at porn and/or download music. Please folks, don't think Mom or Dad are above surfing for pron or grabbing a couple of tunes.

  275. Linux, of course. and it wouldnt be too hard, by timerider · · Score: 1

    because my mom has never had a computer before, so she wouldnt have to overcome old windows habits...

    And before you ask, SuSE 9.0 (because i use it myself, have lots of customized packages for it, and because i have it right here on my desk).

    bye,
    [L]

  276. firewall from boot by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    Thats one of the things getting fixed in XPSP2. The firewall is getting way beefed up, and will be on from the begining of the boot cycle.

  277. Re:Get mom an iMac - Ask Slashdot? by castanaveras · · Score: 1

    Get her a used iBook & a cheapo 802.11b base station. Then she can use it wherever she wants in the house.

    Decent used iBooks were running about a dollar a MHz the last time I checked.

  278. I've figured out what I'm doing by xutopia · · Score: 1
    I live far away from my parent's place but they keep on calling me long distance to get something fixed. The other day it was a virus that kept shutting down the PC. After one hour I was sick and tired of asking my father where to look, where to click, what to read, what to type and decided to get a plan in order. They're too scared to leave Windows alone though.

    I'm going there this spring. I'll bring a Mandrake CD with me and a second HDD to backup all their files. I'm going to install Mandrake and Windows on their computer with a dual boot. I'll tighten their Windows and the day it screws up I'll ask them to choose Linux instead of Windows at boot time. I'll tell them it is all I can possibly do for now and let them have a go at it! :-) Hopefully they'll not bee too lost! :)

  279. Run their email by macdaddy · · Score: 1
    Besides getting the folks a Mac, I highly recommend buying a domain for the family, getting a server co-loed somewhere, and running their email through it. Yes you can do all of your email, all your friends' email, yadd, yadda. A simple Sendmail setup with MIMEDefang, SpamAssassin (and supporting friends), and ClamAV can handle all the crap you can't deal with at present. You can filter out ALL attachments with notoriously BAD extensions (ie of the over 100 extensions Microsoft treats as executable) before the probably infected attachments even reach your folks' machine. You can all but eliminate spam so you don't have to hear your folks whining about it. You can do a lot with little effort if you pre-process their email. Give it a whirl.

    Oh, and get your folks off of IE. That's worse than Outlook for the silent spread of viruses. Switch them to Mozilla.

    Replace Outlook for anything else (Mozilla would be good).

    Use the various hacks to permanently kill Outlook, Messenger (both), and IE.

    Install ZoneAlarm.

    For the hell of it NAT your folks' machine. Even if it's the only machine they have, buy a $50 Linksys and NAT it. That will go a long ways in stopping most NetBIOS worms.

    Install a VNC app so you can remotely fix their machine when they inevitably do something wrong.

  280. Group Policies + Remote Desktop Connections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just configure group policies and auto-updates so that my parents can't install any apps that'd hurt the system. As well I use Zone Alarm and AVG. If they ever do want to install any apps I just connect using the Remote Desktop Connection and configure their software for em. Aside from that just set up good spam filters and such and you should have TOO much of a problem. I tell them to never buy anything online till I check it out.

  281. well... by Brat+Food · · Score: 1
    --

    "Stuff... In my home!? NEVER!" - Zim on Invader Zim
    "I want the toilet seat!" - Little Dog on Two Stupid Dogs
  282. The simple answer by thedillybar · · Score: 1
    Is it possible for inexperienced users to surf the net in safety?

    The simple answer: NO.

    The sophisticated answer: Many years of schooling, and I'm still working on it...I'll keep you updated.

  283. Thin Client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My ADSL supplier (iiNet) provides free bandwidth between peers if they are in the same state. I'm giving serious thought to spinning up a Win2K box with Terminal Services, and setting up my mom with a WinTerm with a printer attached.


    Her data/apps/everything are then stored at my house where I can manage them remotely.

  284. locking down the PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom recently migrated to DSL.
    She used to have a habit of opening any file sent to her via email. I told her flat out that if she continued to do that, I would no longer help her with her computer problems. She stopped opening those email attatchments. :D
    When she got DSL, I told her to get a firewall. Its been a lifesaver.

    I also have a regiment of software that I use on her computer, and mine, to keep it clean.

    http://www.definitivesolutions.com/bhodemon.htm

    It'll show you what "browser helpers" are installed on your pc, and you can disable them. Certain times they can reset the webpage on each computer restart.

    There is also a site at http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/index.html that includes a nice program, called CWShredder, that may help too. That malware (CWS) may also replace your homepage on restart.

    quote: If you have a certain variant of the CWS trojan, this page may be blocked. In that case, you can reach this page through http://216.180.233.153/~merijn/index.html.

    That site includes CWShredder, as well as HiJackThis. HJT includes features similar to BHO demon, but its a bit more thorough, and powerful, but you can fuck up your system.

    Unfortunately, I can reach neither of those last 2 links.

    Best bet? Try that first one. Also try an adaware and spybot search and destroy search on your system.

    Also run spywareblaster to stop spyware and adware and malware from ever infecting you in the first place
    http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareblas ter.htm l

    Proxomitron: http://www.proxomitron.info/
    The filter set I use for it: http://www.jd5000.net/

    Software firewall I use: http://smb.sygate.com/products/spf_standard.htm

    For virus checking, I use the following.
    Stand alone programs. No install needed. One .exe file for both.

    Stinger
    http://vil.nai.com/vil/stinger/
    From Network Associates.

    quote:Stinger is a stand-alone utility used to detect and remove specific viruses. It is not a substitute for full anti-virus protection, but rather a tool to assist administrators and users when dealing with an infected system. Stinger utilizes next generation scan engine technology, including process scanning, digitally signed DAT files, and scan performance optimizations.

    And free.

    Antidote
    http://www.vintage-solutions.com/En... uper/index.h tml

    quote:The program equips with the same anti-virus mechanism we use in the standard products and it will detect viruses, trojans, worms, backdoors and other malwares.

    Note: This program offers only the virus detection.

    Again, free.
    Does not interfere with any antivirus program installed.

    One from Avast!
    http://www.avast.com/i_idt_171.html
    Says it cleans as well.

    I also have a run-time virus checker that runs at startup and checks all files I run.
    Anti-Vir: http://free-av.com/

    For mail, where a ton of spyware viruses and whatnot coem in:
    Mailwasher + Popcorn.
    Mailwasher to see what mail you have. Just downloading the headers, to see what exactly there is. Easy enough to distinguish good from bad that way.
    Well, unless you have 1000 emails to go through. I have normally 10 or so. So its not so bad.
    And you can have a friend list, and a blacklist list. And it accepts wildcards. So all those aol peeps, you can blacklist 'em all.
    And then you can use popcorn, which again, just downloads headers. You click a header, it then downloads the body. And you can have it still save it on the server for later.
    Popcorn also renders no html. No web bugs, no viruses, nothing harmful from just opening an email. Never opened an email with an attatchment with it, tho I am sure it handles those mega safely too.
    Mailwasher can also preview email.

    Mailwasher:
    http://mailwasher.net/
    popcorn:
    h ttp://www.ultrafunk.com/products/popcorn/

  285. I also got my mom an iMac by ecloud · · Score: 1

    So far no problems, except that she complains that she can't use Excel or Access on it like they teach in her classes, and I didn't buy Office and don't plan to. Anyway she's been dropping out of those classes like a loser. So I suppose she mostly uses it to print web pages. Religious web pages. (big shudder)

  286. I don't ry too hard. by Rize · · Score: 1

    Hah, I mostly just let their PCs fall to peices and give them the basic advice they need. If some stops working I fix it. I mean, I can't stop them from installing all kinds of ridiculous stuff. Especially with my older (not nearly as computer savvy) brother "helping" them out as well (by installing Kazaa non-lite et al.). It's an impossible battle. So I just fix things for them when they break and go into their startup every now and then and uncheck most of the junk programs.

  287. Re:Jesus Fucking Christ by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

    As I said some years ago, the great thing about the Hurd is that you can always look forward to it.

    --
    Share and Enjoy: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  288. If i fixed my mum's computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only reason my parents let me live at their house is cause their computer needs fixing all the time. so i try to keep it as instable as possible

  289. Oh, stop it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows might have a lot of viruses and worms, but its all relational. Don't feel too secure about Apple / Linux systems just because you've only heard of the big bad names (BLASTER, SLAMMER) affecting windows.

    As more and more people move to Apple/*nix from windows, we will start seeing more and more viruses, worms, trojans and exploits for those OS's. That's just common sense. What is left to be seen is how well their defenses will hold up and how quickly they will recover from large scale security exploits.

    Microsoft still stands.

    The competition probably won't, their pockets aren't as deep. Go ahead and take a look at the latest Linux, FreeBSD and OSX remote exploits and think about how easy it would be to incorporate those into a worm.

    Only reason it hasn't happened yet is because famewhore virus/worm creators don't really care about the very small percentage of alt-OS users. If you're gonna wreak havoc on the net, cause as much mayhem as possible, you're gonna wanna hit the largest user base.

    As those "other" bases grow, attacks on them will increase and lame-ass fanboys will start jumping off the bandwagon. Wait and see.

  290. Education? by KinkyClown · · Score: 1

    I simply educated them on proper use. My dad (58) uses the internet a lot and he was actually interested in more and better use. He knows enough to survive, so to speak. He also learns by surfing himself.

  291. RealVNC by Vincman · · Score: 1

    I don't know if the last 300 comments (or so) mentioned it, but installing a remote desktop-sharing application like RealVNC enabled me to save my parents/brother's PC a no. of times.

    That, and having daily scheduled runs of AV (with auto-updates), Adaware (with auto-updates) and a registry-fixer (" " ") running, fixing and closing themself non-obtrusively, aswell as making a stable Mozilla-firebird (not-fox) nightly the default browser on a MS-machine.

    Let's just say that the need to train and fix has been minimalised because of this. ;-)

  292. Most important: install ZoneAlarm by Genghis9 · · Score: 1

    Once the firewall is up, having IE running isn't that much of a risk any more.

    But in any case, after ZoneAlarm it would be: OO, Opera, Eudora

    1. Re:Most important: install ZoneAlarm by Arminator · · Score: 1

      Sorry to disagree. After a friend of mine recommended Zone Alarm as an easy to use firewall for beginners, I tried it.
      I think: People who don't know how to configure a "real" firewall, shouldn't use any. When using Windows XP the built in Firewall is good enough for the average User.

      And for your opinion, that while running Zone Alarm the use of IE is OK, then I have to disagree.
      Since Zone Alarm can only grant full access to the net or nothing (at least the free Version), I consinder this to be dangerous.

      Lets say a Virus infects the Internet Explorer. Zone Alarm permits IE access to the web. And thus the Virus kann still send and recieve data, because Zone Alarm "thinks" the traffic comes from IE.

      I use Kerio Personal Firewall.
      I only open port 80 and 443 for IE. And manually permit pages that use a different port (e.g. http://some-page-at-school.edu:8080/importantStuff )

      Everything else is blocked. And since Kerio keeps MD5 checksums of all applications for wich rules exist, there is no chance for a Virus/Trojan to infect these Programs and send Data through these.

      Therefore, using IE with Zone Alarm is as safe (or unsafe) as using it without any firewall at all.

      If you really want to secure the parent's PC, ask them what they want to do. They will probably answer: "Writing letters with word, surfing the web and email and/or IM."

      Therefore, it is enough to install a good (and probably not-beginner-friendly) firewall.
      Permit Port 80 and 443 for surfing. Permit Port 110 and 25 for their email needs. Permit the ports for their favourite instant messenger.

      Save these Rules and hide the Firewall icon. My experience with my parents PC is, they will never see any rule window pop up, since they don't use anything else.

      If it does, they call me for help, and in most cases it's a Virus/Worm/Trojan, that tries to get a connection out. So I also see if they did something stupid again, by installing that "Microsoft" Patch that came via Mail or something.

    2. Re:Most important: install ZoneAlarm by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Oh you'll be safe with that then. Completely disregard all the wonderful bugs in IE. All it would take is for some malicious user to create a web page that used an ActiveX exploit that redirected the viewer to a page where IE has sent them and said shure this is safe to download. What you have is a program gone rouge and ZoneAlarm is none the wiser, business as usual. So this program then executes itself, as Windows so often does without your consent. A buffer is overwritten for ZoneAlarm which they are out there. FOr awhile I've known of the mutex vulnerability in ZoneAlarm (all versions) and just recently the one overflow was made public. Arbitrary code is executed, ZoneAlarm is now configured to allow a trojan access, and whomever made the whole thing has access to ma and pa's PC.

      Give them Linux they'll thank you for it.
      Points to consider
      1) They couldnt install things! No hinky behaviour.
      2) They only use it to check email and IM people
      3) They couldn't install things

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  293. Scare your parents by MrWorf · · Score: 1
    My parents have been running Win2k for a couple of years now, and only once did things go really bad. They got hit by a virus which wiped the drive. But this was actually a good thing (yes, really), since they now adhear to the rule:

    If you don't recognize an email sender or understand what the webbrowser wants (forexample, Internet Explorer wanting to install Gator) they either delete the mail or press cancel.

    Ofcourse, they run a firewall (Kerio) and antivirus and the system autoupdates itself. And as someone mentioned, running VNC on the box does help when strange things happen. But the main trick is to "scare" your parents so that they don't open every mail and accept every request from the computer (basically, if you didn't do anything to provoke the request, then it's a bad thing(tm)).

  294. Easiest Solution? by teklob · · Score: 1

    Just install a linux distro and no XFree, because everyone knows the best newbie interface is a CLI

  295. Re:from the Kerio License Agreement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. License After Trial Period 3.1. Home Users. The Software is free for individuals using the Software at home on a single computer (Home Users). You will be able to use the Software after expiration of the Trial Period without any additional steps.

    -Nuff Said

  296. Spybot instead of Adaware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To start with, don't use AdAware. It's completely off these days. The spyware program to use is Spybot Search'n'Destroy. It's free of charge and has an immunize mode that works well.

  297. mozilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one word: MOZILLA
    NO active x controls
    NO popups
    NO outlook (moz mail)
    plus some serious tabbage. why haven't you switched already?

    it's not a cure all, but it sure does help

  298. I still haven't figured my parents out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may sound weird, but neither mom nor dad has had any unwanted apps or viruses on their computers. This is especially strange since my compuer-illiterate dad has a celeron 366 system which still runs the same windows 98 installation as it did when it was bought brand new, and it hasn't gotten much maintenance from me except a defrag every christmas or so.

    The same goes for mom, her win2k laptop is surprisingly clean, ie. no crud at all, dispite it being used all the time (and used with IE, dispite my tries to get her into a more decent browser)

  299. There is a problem by plj · · Score: 1

    What you suggest implies that the account mom should run would not be an admin account. All well, except that the automatic update feature of Mac OS X does not function unless you are logged in as admin, which ruins everything if you did not plan to be doing the check personally every other day. I know, as I am normally running my own OS X box with an account which belongs to wheel group and sudoers list, but not to admin group. Everything works well, except that the only thing the automatically triggered system update does is a message it puts to syslog, which goes like "user not admin, won't check anything".

    Can't check that now though, as I am currently at work typing this on W2k machine.

    --
    “Wait for Hurd if you want something real” –Linus
    1. Re:There is a problem by Graff · · Score: 1
      Well, honestly, you can go quite some time without updating on Mac OS X. It's not like Windows where if you don't update immediately you are in mortal danger of being overrun with exploits. You can easily give her instructions to log onto the admin account once a month for software updates or you can just do it yourself periodically.

      You can also do as the other poster mentioned and just do the updates through the shell as a cron job or startup item or the like. I believe the command to check and install all updates would be:
      /usr/sbin/softwareupdate --install --all
    2. Re:There is a problem by Graff · · Score: 1
      I posted this in reply to another post, I found a problem with what I had suggested:

      I just found out that Printer Setup Utility CAN'T be selected as one of the programs to limit. Dunno why but I was sure that I had done it before. No matter, we now turn to the power of Unix. Log into an account that has admin powers and enter this into a terminal window:
      sudo chmod o-rx 'Applications/Utilities/Printer Setup Utility.app'
      Hit return after entering this. It will ask you for the password to the account you are currently in, enter it.

      Now make sure that the users who you don't want to mess around with the printers are not admin users and you are all set. Now only the root account and members of the admin group can use Printer Setup Utility.app. This includes the "Edit Printer List" option, because what that does is launch Printer Setup Utility.app.

      The only caveat is that if you ever repair disk permissions by way of Disk Utility it may change those permissions back. Just re-do this hint after repairing permissions.
  300. Linux. Seriously by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend's parents just wanted a computer to be able to have email contact with her while she was overseas. Their only computer experience before this was DOS. It's not practical for me to get there often, and (this being South Africa ...) since we're all on dialup, VNC wouldn't really be that practical.

    So, they're running Mandrake 9.1 (with all the updates that were available at the time) with kmail and mozilla for internet use, and OpenOffice.org for the odd document, with a decent firewall config (no inbound traffic). It's running fine on a 2nd-hand Celeron 366 with 128MB ram that cost them under $200 at the time. Sure, it would have been better to set up automatic updates too, but updating KDE for a really minor vulnerability over a 33.6 dialup is a bit excessive.

    Did I have to install patches for them for all the latest worms? Did I have to educate them about not clicking on attachments? No.

    Have I (or anyone else) ever had to "fix" their computer? No.

    The lowest maintenance solution (depending on the requirements the user has) *is* Linux.

    Probably less than 5% of the people in South Africa would be prepared to pay for a Mac for personal use ...

  301. The danger by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I think some other guy was posting in the thread about SP2 about how this update gives a false sense of security, as there are still buffer overrun attacks that can be done even with execute page protection. I'm also sure the spyware will figure out some way around that auto-firewall (part of the install might be as simple as disbaling the firewall). So I'm not sure lazy users are at all out of harms way.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  302. what to to when there is Windows installed already by Szenty · · Score: 1

    Hi,
    My dad has WinXP installed already, and he's very used to it. Thus I can't force him to drastic changes. The spyware programs were a nightmare. I used AdAware _AND_ Spybot S&D both to remove them. (Unfortunately neither of these two softwares can find all the spywares on their own.) That only solved the problem partly, bacause from time to time I have to run a full scan on the system. The solution was to tell dad to use Opera and/or Mozilla firefox, when he visits sites that could be harmful to IE. To get rid of the remaining viruses, I've bought nod32 for a year. What a perfect product! Cheap, small and fast. And there's the auto-update function. With it's resident protection and email protection there is no need to be afraid of viruses. Nod32 even found osome viruses that the Norton Antiviurs could not detect. (The virus signatures were the freshest.) That's my private experience. cheers, Szenty

  303. Only on slashdot.... by sunbeam60 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do we "migrate" our parents.

    I can just picture the whole scenario. A note hanging on the kitchen wall:

    "Notice! On March 18, parents will migrate to the new service as discussed in internal family-meeting on February 06. Should parents still have any questions, please feel free to contact the sys-admin (your son).

    And, oh yeah, can I have some more pocket-money?"

  304. Give them your old books by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    The people in my family are smart, but unfortunatly they incessently bother me for help with their computers. What do I do when it becomes too much, or they give me a vague reference to what they want, I tell them it won't work that way, then yell at me when I try to give them the right way to get it to work?

    Me: "Here ma, I have this 1000 page book, ooh, and here's another 826 page one, with a training guide. Hm,mm....better take along this 300 page networking manuel as well, and you'll need to refresh on your algebra and calculus skills."

    I love em', but sometimes they need to know what they're asking.

  305. linux of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give'em a linux box with a bare basic X. The only icon is a link for VMWARE. Install windoze on vmware and set it to readonly. Any changes just get wiped when it is powered down.

    Safest method. Plus ipchains and ssh will allow you to monitor any attacks remotely.

  306. Slashdot's Best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty sad when the best answer to the question posed is: get a Mac.

    1) that doesn't address his original question, you are just fixing the problem by buying a new computer with a new OS.

    2) it's getting to the point where users can't protect themselves from a) their own computer and b) themselves on the computer.

    it's not enough to have a hardware/software firewall, automatic update utility, spybot checker.

    i deal with hundreds of computers daily on *nix, windows, mac, etc... and these problems continually come up (though with less frequency on non-windows systems for sure).

    how about a real solution instead of everyone feigning to be the nerdy-slashdot-IT-guy-for-the-day?

  307. How I realy helped my parents by houghi · · Score: 1

    My parents do not have a computer. Never had one and one day they asked me what kind of computer they should buy. I asked them why they needed a computer. Their excuse was to be on the Internet and everybody has one.
    I asked them what they wanted to know from the internet and the answer was basicaly 'stuff'.

    I asked them if this 'stuff' they wanted from the internet, if it was only available there or if it would be available somewgere else and what would they do if they would not get this information.

    Most of the information they wanted was available through either Yellow Pages, Travelagent around the corner or phoning someone. The things they could not find in this way would take a bit more time.

    My parents are both not working anymore so they have all the time that they need. Not once have they regretted not to have a PC. They do get their information by asking opther people, wich means interaction with other people person to person and not over a website like /.

    They have a great social life and realy never missed the a PC. Friends who they want to contact, they can phone. Some friends told them to get a PC, so they could email, because it would be cheaper then phonening my parents.

    Talking to people is however much more satisfying ten just getting an email. Not even the smileys can change that. (It also forces me to call, instead of putting an emailscript in a cronjob to tell I am fine, how are you?)

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  308. Mac OS X is a dream for parents by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    1. Get your parents a Mac.
    2. Install OS X and patch it.
    3. Install any extra apps they'll need.
    4. Create a managed user account for them that auto-logs in.
    5. Deny access to System Preferences and granularly check off which apps are okay for them to run.
    6. Turn on Safari's pop-up blocker.

    Barring any hardware problems, the Mac will run like a champ. They can do email, web surfing, burn CDs, play with iTunes. All 100% virus and spyware-free, and no pop-ups. The prefect retirement from Windows.

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    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START
  309. Slackware for my mom ! by glMatrixMode · · Score: 1

    I'm just installing Slackware on my mother's new Laptop. With Openoffice, Firefox and other software, she won't notice the difference with windows. The hardest part will be to teach her to write "51@ckw4r3 Ru13z"....

    --
    War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
  310. Easy solution by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
    I don't let my dad on the net at all.

    I mean, what would he need it for? Entertainment? I'm sorry, but I am not going to play support guru for my dad's entertainment. I support his text processing, because he writes books and so it's part of his needs. But if he wants to surf for pr0n, he should get a Mac.

  311. Debian is supported, Windows is unsupported by KjetilK · · Score: 1
    Huh, troll, how...? :-)

    My parents (both in their mid-sixtees) have a Debian Woody-based workstation (with KDE 3.0, OO 1.0 and Firefox) and a laptop that came with WinXP. I made it very clear that Windows is unsupported, end of discussion.

    I've also spent hours explaining to them why free as in speech is important, and how morally corrupt MS is. They understand that they just can't ask me to support MS.

    They are pretty happy with it. My mother likes it very much, she has few problems. Not only is she surfing, reading e-mail and stuff, she also uses Amaya to create web pages for her class. She use SFS to get them onto my machine. Dad's not quite so happy, because he has bought into that "I shouldn't have to learn anything to use a computer" crap. But I am getting him to realize how wrong that is (after all, he is a civil engineer), so things are improving.

    I recently got Debian onto moms laptop, as I needed to borrow it. As far as I know, they are not booting WinXP a lot anymore, they are mostly Debian users.

    Really, I would recommend that approach to everyone: Make them use the OS you think is good, and try to make that OS work well for them. You can do most administration tasks remotely by SSH.

    --
    Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
  312. Simple: Apple iMac! by bhima · · Score: 1

    My decision to buy a Mac for my Mum has been one of my better ones. I sprung for part of the cost because she balked at the price and haven't looked back. When she bought a digital camera the USB interface just worked. She can select the prints she actually wants and send them via the internet to a local developer to be printed. The repeated waves of worms, virus and mal-ware don't affect her at all, so much so she thinks it is a scam and it really isn't happening to the extent it is. And I can support her with remote desktop from the EU six time-zones away. What else could I ask for?

    --
    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  313. one word by wattimus · · Score: 1

    Don't (take responsibility for it, it will only cost you your sanity)

  314. GAIN by Fireal · · Score: 0

    Looking at the link for "dangerous software" posted above, it says the only way to get rid of GAIN is to get rid of the app it came bundled with. Nonsense.

    I downloaded DivX Pro and it came bundled with GAIN. Basically this is what I did...

    Just after the installer finished, I opened the Task Manager and killed the "gain_trickler" process. After that, I went to the install folder and killed the actual program. Congratulations, it's "uninstalled".

    Sometimes the trickler will download a newer version of itself and will stick it in a different place (usually "C:\Program Files\Common" from what I've seen) so you may have to kill THAT process as well and then in turn delete that application.

  315. Support drone and Be their Mail Server by flurdy · · Score: 1

    > after many a long tech support call

    Well every time my family calls I switch into auto-support drone mode learnt from my first job which was tech-support. Thankfully I dont have to explain to them where the "spacebar" is.

    I can't force them to use non M$ S/W, usually they have to comply to work policies, but my dad still calls me from abroad instead of the company's tech support!

    First thing I did last time I visited was to put on SSH and VNC on his box, so he stops trying to delete system files.

    > setting them up a webmail account on my server (spamassassin, clamav, several DNSRBLs)

    Yup done that as well, to stop my mum receiving graphical spam and to stop my sister spread viruses(computer ones). Enabled IMAP and forwarding as some insisted on using local ISP accounts, but they are still scanned for spam and viruses.

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    My other Sig is very funny.
  316. my mother uses Linux by danny · · Score: 1
    I've set my mother up with an old machine running Linux (Fedora Core 1). Works like a charm, Mozilla for web browsing, Open Office for word-processing, and Mozilla mail for email - though I have a problem with that, as she's using pine at the moment and doesn't want to switch!

    Danny.

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    I have written over 900 book reviews
  317. What's problem? by trezor · · Score: 5, Informative
    • I kindof feel bad for them but if they don't listen to my suggestions to buy a mac/ use linux (I've offered help) then it's what they get.

    Dood, I know this is /. and that we be abunchazealots, but still...

    You can run Windows in a secure fashion. First thing: Disblable useless services (like Universal PnP, Remote *anything* and so on). Second: Setup separate user and admin accounts.

    If you as a third move install third-party software for netuse (Opera, Mozilla. That kind of stuff), you'll need some pretty clueless people in order to screw the machine over.

    The fourth and probably best move you can ever do, is setup a systempartition with only the system and applications (move documentfolders elsewhere), and take a Ghost-snapshot. Then if they somehow manage to screw up, you're recovered in 5 minutes with absolutely no hassle.

    That's four simple goddamn things you need to do, and your Windows is bulletproof enough for any standard needs.

    What's the problem? No really, what is the problem?

    Yes, Linux may be better (for some things), but sometimes stuff like work ++ creates things called software issues, and VMware really is more of a hack than a solution unless you have the extra memory.

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    1. Re:What's problem? by aliquis · · Score: 3, Funny

      "If you as a third move install third-party software for netuse (Opera, Mozilla. That kind of stuff), you'll need some pretty clueless people in order to screw the machine over."

      Ah, you mean like parents and Windows users?
      That was the problem.

    2. Re:What's problem? by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's assume their system starts out hosed, so we either have to clean it up or reinstall, first.

      Then we have to go through and manually disable all of these services.

      Then we have to set up separate accounts and hope that they're not going to run anything that requires using the admin account. We either have to not give them the admin password, or give it to them and pray that they don't just use it for everything.

      Then we have to download a third-party browser and somehow keep them from using IE.

      And finally, we have to buy and install ghost and set up separate partitions and make sure ghost works with them.

      How is this "simple", again? You can install Mac OS X, and have it be in a fully secure yet completely ready to use state in twenty minutes, most of which is just watching the pretty animated progress bar move from left to right.

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    3. Re:What's problem? by TheDigitalRaven · · Score: 0
      Then we have to download a third-party browser and somehow keep them from using IE.
      Not a problem.
    4. Re:What's problem? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      The same goes for Linux as for OSX and they can continue to use the same PC.

      I installed Mandrake 9.2 for my parents. They each have thier own user account. I run urpmi as a cron job. I also have a little script that runs as a cron job to tar and gzip thier home partition onto a seperate hard drive.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    5. Re:What's problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about a 10 second fix to the problem of them using IE....

      REMOVE THE SHORTCUTS!

    6. Re:What's problem? by BDew · · Score: 1

      That's true. But for an iMac you connect two wires and bingo, you're set. No scrounging around, no new installations, no ghosting. If you're trying to set up a box for someone who will never care to get into the guts and who does not live in your house there is nothing simpler and easier than the iMac.

      --
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    7. Re:What's problem? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      That's four simple goddamn things you need to do, and your Windows is bulletproof enough for any standard needs.

      I think I agree with that... although in my case I made the mistake of trying to be very "hands off" with their computing needs so they bought their own PC and its running the OEM OS install (Windows ME.... I'm sorry... I'm sorry!).

      The thing is, they're still n00bs to "IT" and find clicking on things not very easy, so sometimes end up dragging tools bars to places tool bars shouldn't go. Anyhoo, WinME does have a few more options as regards locking the location of the Windows task bar and start menu, so I enabled that. But *somehow* my dad still managed to drag the task bar. The "lock taskbar" (or whatever its called) option is still checked, but somehow he moved it!!

      So I think the moral is, you can only do so much!

    8. Re:What's problem? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot to mention running a firewall. Zone Alarm is excellent and free. If nothing else, enable the firewall that ships with XP.

      If you as a third move install third-party software for netuse (Opera, Mozilla. That kind of stuff), you'll need some pretty clueless people in order to screw the machine over.

      Though be careful with something that has pop-up blocking installed. I've been trying to switch my family PC over to Firefox as the default browser, but the pop-up blocker frequently blocks necessary pop-ups on safe commerce sites. This can be very confusing. You click on a link, then end up with a blank browser window, because the data is presented in a (blocked) pop-up.

      The fourth and probably best move you can ever do, is setup a systempartition with only the system and applications (move documentfolders elsewhere), and take a Ghost-snapshot. Then if they somehow manage to screw up, you're recovered in 5 minutes with absolutely no hassle.

      Agreed, but also realize that almost all PCs from Dell, etc., ship with one big partition. So you have two choices: either reinstall everything from scratch, doing the partition as part of the XP install (a long and painful job overall), or buy Partition Magic for $70. Then to do the ghosting, you need to buy another utility. This is at least $100 worth of software, which is a lot to ask (20% of the cost of a $500 PC). Or do you know of some cheaper or free alternatives? I'd (seriously!) love to hear about them. What software do you use for this?

    9. Re:What's problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might not be simple, but let's not forget that Linux systems have to be maintained and secured too. Sure, you might not get the latest win32.virus.whatever, but just wait until some scr1pt d00d gets hold of your IP and 0wnz your machine....

      Here's what I'd do if (that should be when) I need to set up a new machine for my family:

      1. Fresh install of WinXP home, legit.

      2. Latest drivers for stuff but avoid any extra
      sh*t. Just the drivers and only the apps that are
      necessary for them to work.

      3. Install and set up:

      - Firebird/Thunderbird for the web and E-mail. There's most of your Windows E-mail virus problems gone right there.

      - K-Lite codec pack (contains codecs for nearly everything known to man, when avifile for Windows gets good enough, use that instead). It has plugins for Realmedia and Quicktime and it dosen't need the proper players installed.

      - Media Player Classic to play the videos.

      - WinAmp 5 for all their audio needs.

      - McAfee virusscan (cheap & good, I haven't seen it ruin a system in my experience, like some others).

      - Macromedia Flash plugin.

      That just about covers it for base software. I've made a DVD with all this sort of stuff on it for when I need to install s/w on new systems. As much as possible I've tried to keep it neat & clean.

      Oh yes, for security:
      - Windows Firewall (or something better)
      - Actually RENAME the built-in Administrator
      account.
      - Disable any unnecessary services.
      - Create a user account with a password that has admin priveliges for them to use.
      - Disable simple file sharing.
      - Disable Windows' built-in hidden shares (if you're curious, go to a command prompt in XP and type: NET SHARE) - you'll probably see shares you never knew you had.

      After doing this, the Windows system should be locked down pretty tight. They also shouldn't need to install any 3rd party plugins to get anything major going.

      Oh yes - add to the list a Java Virtual Machine. The fewer plugins they need to download, the better.

      Sure, it takes some time, but I'd be more confident of the security of this system than of even an out-of-the-box Linux distro or OS/X for that matter.

    10. Re:What's problem? by trezor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok. Forgot Firewall. But I think it get's turned on by default, unless you tell Windows otherwise.

      • Though be careful with something that has pop-up blocking installed.

      Opera can be configured (very easily) to only allow requested popups. Works very well. Have yet to see it fail. And you don't have to use the pop-up blocker at all, if you for some reason fancy pop-ups.

      • So you have two choices: either reinstall everything from scratch, doing the partition as part of the XP install (a long and painful job overall), or buy Partition Magic for $70.

      Yes. But you if they screw up, it's reinstall immidiatly (once) or reinstall later (multiple installs). I know what I'll go for.

      • Then to do the ghosting, you need to buy another utility. This is at least $100 worth of software

      I don't know what the price for Symantec Ghost is, seriously. However I have had the luxery of working in a IT-department, which were using Ghost as their primary installation tool.

      Call me a thief, but a 600kb DOS-program used only to recover a broken machine once a year, can be copied without feeling to guilty about yourself.

      And if you create a Linux bootdisk I'm pretty sure a quick "dd if=/dev/hda1 of=/ghostbackup/in-case-they-screw-it-up.raw" will do the job just as fine, just without the compression. And diskspace is excess these days.

      Yes, you can use Linux tools to maintain a Windows setup. Just remember to keep the Ghost-file on a FAT-partition. That way it can be accessed from more or less any tool and OS.

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    11. Re:What's problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using XP Pro, you could run local group policy and prevent usage of certain programs through software restriction policies. These policies apply even to users with admin privileges. Set a default of not allowing programs to run. The default path rules set exceptions to the program files directory and system root--programs run here. Create hash rules for IE and OE and set them to disallow.

    12. Re:What's problem? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Opera is good in that you can only block unwanted pop-ups. Knock on wood, the only site I had trouble with (with Opera set that way) was something with Geocities.

    13. Re:What's problem? by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a professional, I can't imagine supporting anyone without a copy of SystemRescueCd on hand for just these kinds of problems. A single linux bootable CD image with GNU software such as GNUParted, QTParted, and Partimage, all of which are excellent and FREE replacements for PQMagic or Ghost.

    14. Re:What's problem? by StuartLaJoie · · Score: 1
      Dood, I know this is /. and that we be abunchazealots, but still... You can run Windows in a secure fashion. First thing: Disblable useless services (like Universal PnP, Remote *anything* and so on). Second: Setup separate user and admin accounts.


      This is a great idea. And yes, Windows can be run securely. However, this all falls apart at midnight when mom decides that she has to install this great new IM widget so she can send and receive junk files via AIMSNCQ, and neither Trillian or GAIM will do it "right".

      If she has the Admin password, she logs in and installs the new widget, along with all the associated malware, and finds out that she has to be logged in as the Admin to run the app. At this point, security just went out the window, all so mom can look at someone else's ugly grandkids.

      If you as a third move install third-party software for netuse (Opera, Mozilla. That kind of stuff), you'll need some pretty clueless people in order to screw the machine over.


      Again, this is a "best-practices" idea, but next to impossible to implement. Mozilla works great for mom and dad until they find out that their favorite website requires IE and popups to function. (And telling them to find a new favorite website is an unsafe proposition.) Block their ($*&%ing) game of Pogo (or Hearts, or whatever) and you're out of the will and not welcome at Thanksgiving dinner.

      Taking care of our parents' systems requires, more than anything, education. User education, and lots of it. They have to have it drilled into them not to open stupid attachments, not to play stupid games (Elf Bowling, anyone?), not to hand out their email address to every Tom, Dick, and Sanford, and not to ever attempt to install anything, period. Given reasonably intelligent parents, eventually these restrictions can be relaxed. (Yes dad, you can intstall Deer Avenger XXIXXIXIXCMDMCMMDDDXXX, as long as you have the original CD. Here's how you do it.) The key is, just like with any other user, to make them think about their actions and the consequences before they do anything. This will make the job of family tech support much easier.
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    15. Re:What's problem? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a professional, I can't imagine supporting anyone without a copy of SystemRescueCd [sysresccd.org] on hand for just these kinds of problems. A single linux bootable CD image with GNU software such as GNUParted [gnu.org], QTParted [sourceforge.net], and Partimage [partimage.org], all of which are excellent and FREE replacements for PQMagic or Ghost.

      Okay, I looked at those programs. GNUParted does not appear to allow re-partitioning on the fly, which is the whole point of Partition Magic. QTParted is a 0.4 beta version. Kinda scary for something that messes with filesystems and partitions. Partimage only includes "experimental" support for the NTFS file system, the Windows standard. I'll stick with Partition Magic and Ghost, thank you.

    16. Re:What's problem? by Alan · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that OS/X still needs to be updated when installed fresh. It's just not anywhere near as painful as windows' update-reboot-update-reboot dance, but it's not something you should ignore. Windows also installs in 20-30 minutes, with only a few questions in the middle if you want to get technical.

      However, os/x is a lot less painful I definately agree. Oh, and the default browser does popup blocking already :)

    17. Re:What's problem? by reanjr · · Score: 1

      A fix to these problems: Don't give mom the admin password. Install VNC. When she wants new software she can put in a requisition form. You can install it remotely.

    18. Re:What's problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junks, you hit the nail on the head...

    19. Re:What's problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this simple again?

      What? You figure it's complex? Maybe it's 'cause doing all that stuff is my job, but really all that stuff you listed is only about as hard as sitting around for the required time. It's certainly not as hard as installing Linux.

      And as far as advocating OSX, yeah well, woodworking is easy too, if you go out and buy all the super awsome pro-style tools, but then who wants to give those tools to an amature? If you're looking at hand-me-down hardware that can't necesarilly run OSX then what?

      Just set up a data partition separate from the system partition, make an image of the drive, and stop complaining. Make your parents pay for the drive recovery software if you want. It's not rocket science.

    20. Re:What's problem? by scm · · Score: 1

      ...or buy Partition Magic for $70. Then to do the ghosting, you need to buy another utility.

      Or, you can just use Partition Magic to back up partitions ;-). It's probably not as cool as Ghost for doing that (I've never used Ghost), but it would work well for a simple situation like this.

    21. Re:What's problem? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > somehow keep them from using IE.

      Unfortunately, this conflicts with the goal of "keep the system patched without techie intervention", since windowsupdate requires IE.

      What I usually do is throw the system behind a hardware firewall and then use Norton Internet Security Suite to block IE (and Windows Explorer) off the 'net. Remove the icon off the desktop, start menu, and wherever else it wants to hide. Install Firebird 0.7[0], and put it on the desktop, wearing the blue e as an icon, labeled INTERNET.

      Oh, and don't ever give them the admin password. The last time I did, the guy had a modem problem - it was failing to handshake - so he went and installed AOL, thinking that would fix it, after I told him not to.

      [0] I know Firefox 0.8 is out, but I've had some problems with it, among them losing my save files dialogue and an occasional prob with the back button, so I install 0.7 instead. Funny how people will tolerate almost any weird behavior out of IE, but if you install something else and you get one little "error" - even a popup about sending data over a non-https connection - they kick and scream and moan and whine until they get their IE back.

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    22. Re:What's problem? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that OS/X still needs to be updated when installed fresh. It's just not anywhere near as painful as windows' update-reboot-update-reboot dance, but it's not something you should ignore.

      Er, why not? As far as I know, no client version of OS X has ever had remote vulnerabilities* in its default install. The only vulnerabilities are either local problems (buffer overflows in suid utilities or libraries used by same) or exploits in servers that aren't running by default and won't be turned on for a typical user computer. Updating is nice, but there's no reason you couldn't install 10.3.0, or 10.2.0, or even 10.1.0 on a newbie's computer and leave it unupgraded. Compare with Windows, where you have stories of people getting smacked by the latest worm just because they were on the net while trying to download the updates that would protect them.

      (*) I'm ignoring the pseudo-remote DHCP vulnerability, because in a home situation it's basically impossible to exploit, and it's not exactly a remote vulnerability anyway.

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    23. Re:What's problem? by Alan · · Score: 1

      You could, but why risk it?

  318. Hide your knowledge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just pretend to my friends and family that I'm a car mechanic, so I get to be shown all their nifty cars instead of being locked into discussions about driver problems during parties.

  319. Use Linux by mydoghasworms · · Score: 1

    I am in the same position as you, looking after my parents' IT needs. I will shortly need to replace my parents current computer with a newer one, and am looking at a solution comprising a user-friendly Linux distro (such as ArkLinux) with OpenOffice for productivity. This should cater for most people's computing needs; you can surf the web, write email, type documents, do your budgets and more!

  320. The best way to teach someone not to play with... by rnilz · · Score: 0

    ... fire is to let them get burnt. Seriously though. Let them use windows the way they usually would. Every two days, when they get a virus or manage to screw something up, just say 'Shouldn't really be using windows now should you?' If your a nice person, grudgingly fix it every now and again. But not to often. And when you do, swear at the computer as much as possible, and always whine about how this wouldn't happen under Linux/Mac OS X/*BSD. They'll come around.

  321. Oh Mother.... by manon · · Score: 1

    My mother was used to a Windows enviroment for years. She used all MS products going from Office to MSIE.
    One day she had major problems with her box and asked me to fix it.
    Today, she's using Gentoo with KDE, Firefox as a browser and OpenOffice for all her schoolwork. She even knows how to save a file in MSWord format if needed. She even loves GnuCash. My life is just so much more relaxing now.
    Whenever I feel like it, I ssh my way into her box to update some stuff... She doesn't even know :-)

    Only one downside: she hates the password I gave her.

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  322. eMac by zeraien · · Score: 1

    An emac is basicly the same performance as the iMac but for about half the price.. Could be worth considering. Although I'd go with a 14" iBook (80 year old woman = needs larger screen)

    Good luck.

  323. Re:New to computing? Go straing for The Right Thin by R34LiSM · · Score: 1

    An admirable circumstance, plus an excellent solution to boot.

    Sadly, I had no such good fortune when being tasked with rescuing my father-in-law's machine yesterday. First thing to do was uninstall his anti-virus software (what with it being five years out of date), and then install AVG 6.0 plus Spybot 1.2 and run those...

    2,500 infected files, 90+ spyware items, and at least a dozen infected email attachments later, it was time to update his drivers and then spend a couple of hours in the company of Windows Update.

    Now that the machine is back on its own two feet again, I've setup AVG to run at every boot and Windows startup. I've also set Spybot to run every Windows startup too. It's certainly not ideal*, but it should help save him from the more malicious kind of crap out there (or is it 'here'?).

    * I acknowledge that my father-in-law's system could have had even better protection, should I have chosen to install something like Kerio Personal Firewall. But this was a favour - a helping hand - not an exercise in trying to completely confuse an infrequent user with an encyclopaedia's-worth of jargon. He just wanted to get back to browsing as quickly and painlessly as possible, and, given the quick turnaround, he's pleased with the results; everything is as it was, he's not lost any data, and his computer now has a good deal more protection than it did. It's non-intrusive too, which is even more of a benefit to a casual user. I guess the only real trade-off is that Windows takes a few moments longer to start up.

  324. Staying on MS by innerlimit · · Score: 1

    I installed (w98/micro) without IE on a P120 (old hardware for sure...) and set up ThunderFireBirdFox to use an IE icon with an IE theme. sure it's blasphemy but they won't notice.

  325. Software update as a Cron job by zeraien · · Score: 1

    I think you can configure Software update to run from console and run it as a cron job....

    Just as I was, you'd be surprised at how many gui apps can be accessed in different ways from the console...

  326. A word of caution by PipeSlippers · · Score: 1

    Have looked over a few of the comments here and they seem like mostly good advice. The only things that I can think too add are that it is worth taking the time to explain to your parents the benefits of filing things in one location and showing them an easy way of backing it up regularly (and explain why otherwise it won't happen). Having just had to comb through the remnants of my deceased Fathers hard drives looking for that vital information that he forgot to file in a safe place I can tell you that one day this will save you a lot of grief and heartache. On the flip side make sure that they DO have access and all the passwords written down somewhere so that should you get knocked over by a bus tomorrow then they don't suddenly have a completely useless machine which they can't do anything with without reformatting the drives.

  327. No safe haven by tacocat · · Score: 1

    I don't think you can surf in perfect security

    Not without using your brain.

    What kills me is that people won't walk dark alleys at night but they fail to exercise any caution on the internet, thinking that because they are in their home, they are safe. Wake Up!

    I recently suspended my daughters account on my Linux box because I caught her trying to download .exe's for windows games/spyware/adware. She'll get her account back after she goes through some reprogramming.

    My house, my network, my rules.

    As for my parents - Mac 9 is what they use and it's manageable. But everyone I know on Windows is just chock full of spyware, adware, socks relays... Even the ones with all the AV software installed.

    Even people I thought were sane about internet use were heavily contaminated. I don't think people fully realize how truly fucked up and insecure computers are in the real world. If you don't know what you are doing, even OpenBSD can become insecure. I think you should have an operators license to surf.

  328. Or my favorite... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...click the X in the top-right corner. No matter if it says "Yes", "No", "Ok", "Cancel" or whatnot, that kills it dead. Oh and I do have Privoxy which makes sure that any window that opens *has* all the controls. Which kills any system message look-a-like pop-ups anyway. Nevermind the other pop-ups.

    Kjella

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  329. dealing with this right now... by clicclic · · Score: 1
    I removed an old, clogged-up clunker from my girlfriend's dad's house, went to Renaissance Computer and bought him a used Compaq 733 with a 16 GB drive, and installed Windows 2000 and Netzero for him (he's a member). I didn't install Norton or Spybot but did made sure everything worked fine when I set it up at his house. I also remembered to disable Windows Messenger service.

    Two days later I get the call...

    Well, I've learned the dumb (hard) way that if you plan on using Windoze, GO GET A VALID COPY OF NORTON and INSTALL SPYBOT or AD-AWARE and GOOGLE TOOLBAR. There is no alternative. Warez Norton won't cut it because you need constant updates.

    So now he's on week #2 with no access. My sister just called me last night and said "I can't use my computer because it slows to a crawl." Oh yea, and don't forget my friend Bryan who just called me this weekend "I can't get on the net for some reason. What happened?" UGH!

  330. re: Protecting Our Parents' PCs? by Hendrik+Swanepoel · · Score: 1

    I know exactly what you mean. I find that virus programs help a lot when keeping the pattern files up to date. Unfortunately they can't rely on automatic OS updates (56k connection), so I have to help them to defensively install selected updates - almost always after it's too late. A personal firewall is also a good idea, for both the experienced and inexperienced users.

  331. Net Nanny ? by Qwrk · · Score: 1

    Nay, not realy for my father in law of 70. He's got my mother in law to look after him ;-)
    A simple box with heaps of RAM, no thrills-frills, Opera locked on Google, and an image on a hidden partition. No need for it yet, even when I placed the machine at their house about 2 years ago. He's getting there. Slowly but surely he's increasing his online capabilities of this golden day and age.

  332. Until by Kjella · · Score: 1

    this happens...

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  333. Recommendations by buzzoff · · Score: 1

    You want Windows recommendations, a fact that some here have overlooked. Here you go:

    1. Install Norton AV and set it to autoupdate quietly.
    2. Install ZoneAlarm in quiet mode. Don't forget to trust your IP address/range in the properties. Otherwise, you won't be able to pcAnywhere when they need you.
    3. Install the Google toolbar with popup blocker enabled
    4. Install Spybot and make sure you have the BHO blocker installed.
    5. Install pcAnywhere or something similar, but DON'T leave it running. Put an icon on the desktop so they can start it easily. Write a script that will show ipconfig so they can give you their IP address.
    6. Turn off unnecessary services
    7. Delete shares
    8. Look for a good Internet article on otherwise locking down your computer. I think the NSA has several official documents that talk about what to disable.
    9. EDUCATE, EDUCATE, EDUCATE. There is no substitute. If your parents are the trust everybody types, then you need to scare them a little. Hopefully, you won't need to do too much in this area given the software installed above. For instance, Norton will catch bad attachments, popup blocker will prevent most of the social engineering/marketing attempts, etc.
    10. Oh yeah! Did I mention you need to GHOST the machine?
    11. Check up on your parents from time to time to make sure they are O.K.

    I know this may sound like a lot of trouble, but it is worth it. For you Linux zealots who believe your parents should be able to pick up Linux with little effort, you're dreaming unless your parents are wizards themselves. Save Linux for the back end, not Mom and Dad. Now that I'm off of that soapbox, I hope this helps ;)

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    1. Re:Recommendations by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      These are all good points. If they have a broadband connection, all I would add is to secure that fw/router. Make sure the Admin account password is changed and, if it's wireless, restrict the IP range and filter MAC addresses if possible.

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  334. Mandrake by AgentGray · · Score: 1

    Install Mandrake and put launcher icons for OpenOffice Writer, Evolution, and Galeon on a panel at the bottom screen of Gnome.

    It seems to work for me...

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  335. My Parents... by thafreak · · Score: 1

    Best thing you can do...make sure your parents aren't logging in as administrator!! (If using xp, linux, andything where there is a separate account for admin...). If using xp, make their "account" on the machine a non-privledged user...this will prevent them from installing anything...

    Next is to make sure their behind some kind of firewall, preferably a linux box or cable router (I don't trust just the plain xp firewalling).

    And the last step is to install tightvnc as a service on their machine! That way you don't have to drive all the way to your parents to fix their computer when nasty software gets installed, or their email gets "broken". Or if you just need to install software for them (since their not allowed).

    Oh and make sure they only use software that is also available for linux (open office/mozilla/gaim etc). That way you can switch them to linux/bsd/osx and they wouldn't be the wiser...

  336. Remote Desktop by Drog · · Score: 1

    I gave my parents a PC with Windows 98 four or five years ago, and my Mom has become reasonably adept at using email and surfing the web. But anything else, like installing updates (she actually reads the MS EULA's and gets very worried) or fixing any sort of problem--forget it. I'll often get phone calls about toolbars that have disappeared, which are easy enough to walk through even if I don't remember the nuances of Windows 98, but sometimes I'll get hard questions like "the computer is so slow now that it lags 20 seconds behind while typing or using the mouse" or "the computer's been slower ever since you installed the firewall." Now those are difficult to help with since I live 6 hours drive away. I can't expect her to look at all the processes using Task Manager, nor to start fiddling with ZoneAlarm or Spybot.

    So my solution, upon my next visit, will be to upgrade her to Windows XP so that I can use Remote Desktop to fix all of her problems from here.

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    1. Re:Remote Desktop by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      ever considered Mandrsake (just don't give them the root password ;-)

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  337. Get them a Mac by csoto · · Score: 1

    My parents just got broadband cable (thanks Time Warner - it's about time!) and I bought them a wireless router (D-Link). We're upgrading my wife's iBook to a 12" PowerBppl G4 and will give them her "old" one (less than 2 years). My dad uses it when he visits and loves the fact that he can sit in his undies in bed and do everything he did on his PeeCee.

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    1. Re:Get them a Mac by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I second this! I have my whole family on Mac, and I have very little tech support to do. No viruses, no pop-ups (thx Safari!), no mystery apps, no registry freak-outs. I don't know how 90% of the world can stand using Windows, especially on the internet.

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  338. Grandpa's 2 bits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a 60 year old grandfather, I find this assumption that youngsters are computer whizzes and anyone over 40 is digitally illiterate comical. I have to fix my kids computers (all college degreed.), do any mods, set up firewalls, tweak the AV, teach them about spyware etc. My six year old grandson is less likely to mess up his computer than his folks.

    I do the same thing for the company where I work and right now the only people I can trust to do anything like delouse an adware infected machine or setup a new e-mail account in Outlook, even with me telling them step by step, are two middle aged ladies in a couple of branch offices. The 20 and 30 year olds are either totally helpless, or worse, know just enough to really screw things up.

  339. Stopped him using MS Products by bluetoad · · Score: 1

    When we stopped my dad from using IE and Outlook/Outlook Express our lives became much simpler. He now uses Mozilla.

    He no longer gets viruses (but he had virus software... don't know...Stuff just seemed to stay in old messages or the addressbook. Only have talked to him about it remotely and I know very little about Windows)

    He has come to understand about bitrot on Windows and the lack of security. Can't quite get him to jump to Linux but he is showing interest in accessing the Internet through a Linux firewall.

  340. Are Parents Better/Worse that Bosses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the recent past I worked (7 years) as a Java/C++/Perl programmer
    for a failed Internet startup. I have a MSCS and feel reasonably
    competent when it comes to writing code, but I'm no system
    administrator. Of course that does not stop friends and family from
    asking me to administer their systems.

    I also work as a musician for a well funded successful arts
    organization. My musician boss found out I was a geek and asked me to
    come to his house and 'fix his computer'. Somehow I couldn't find the
    guts to turn him down.

    My boss runs Finnish XP since he's from Finland. When I showed up to
    his house he had a laundry list of things he wanted done: everything
    from setting up a wireless network to lots of Windows owies he
    couldn't make go away.

    While trying to setup and debug the network he sits over my shoulder
    and watches as error dialog boxes pop up. They are all in Finnish. I
    ask him 'what does that say', after much groaning he replies 'many
    buckets of rice have fallen on the floor'. Another apparently says
    'your big dog cannot live in my house'.

    For some of the MS owies I call MS support (he's MSN) and they say
    'whoaaa there dude' cannot do Finnish XP, call Finland. They say they
    will open an issue if I pay them but they cannot guarantee success.

    At the end of the day (5 hours work so far) I think I have most of
    the list complete, but I live in fear of the phone ringing.

  341. protecting parents by SHendrie · · Score: 1

    I have been fighting this one myself. I just ended up reinstalling my mother's PC from scratch to clean it before she got her broadband installed. Now that she has it, I am very scared. All of the software is a start but parents really need to be forced into educating themselves on what dangers exist. Without the awareness, you can't eliminate the risk. That is at least without setting them up on a Mac which has been suggested but the reality is, that will only be a temporary solution. Macs are becoming more common and given their base in BSD, have already been seen to be more vulnerable than previous versions.

    I recently posted a link to This Article on my site. It is a security checklist for home users released by security focus. It provides very basic explanations for a number of home security issues.

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  342. Why should I care? by Shoten · · Score: 1

    My parents used to take away my PC for relatively minor transgressions. In school, I was considered a goody-goody. To my parents, and I kid you not, I was a "punk." Funny, I was the only punk in school never to get in trouble. And now I'm a computer security consultant, doing quite well, in fact, with a book in the making through Syngress Publishing and other such fun things. I've worked in the building where the A Root server used to be (until just very very recently) at Network Solutions/VeriSign, and I've done a few different types of work at over a dozen Fortune 100 Corporations.

    But as for my parents...keeping their computer safe? Fuuuuuuuck them. :)

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  343. Yes, but what about the CHICKEN? by Devistater · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what about the CHICKEN? What happened to it after two weeks? Ants? Mold? Smell?

    1. Re:Yes, but what about the CHICKEN? by LinuxHam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OMFG it was the nastiest thing I had ever smelled. I opened the door and nearly puked on the floor (I have a weak stomach and have puked from cat shit in a litter box). I thought someone broke into my house while I was gone and died in there. It was in June in NJ. A hot June.

      I opened a bunch of windows elsewhere in the house before making it into the kitchen. I leaned over the sink and opened the window over the sink. There were hundreds of flies and hundreds more maggots crawling ALL OVER it. It must've taken half an hour to get up the strength to reach in there and throw it away in a trash bag. Then I went to the supermarket and bought fly spray and a couple bottles of Clorox Cleanup. I went through all the Clorox, but god damn that kitchen was clean when I was done.

      I also went to pour out the milk, and the quart emptied as two big chunks so there I went with the weak stomach all over again.

      Ahhhhhh, bachelor livin'

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  344. Re:Don't block the popups, cut 'em off at the sour by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of installing Kerio on my parents PC but what I need to avoid is it asking any questions (hence Kerio and not Zone Alarm). Did you find it easy setting the right ports to leave open?

    Also, are you running the latest (version 4 I think) Kerio?

    Cheers!

  345. Why not Unix ? by chrysalis · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend knows very little about computers. In fact she even hadn't used a computer before we met.

    Now, she uses my computer to send email, browse the web, paint pictures, connect to icq/jabber, play card games, write letters, etc.

    All under OpenBSD.

    She doesn't find the system complicated. She isn't lost because she didn't use Windows before. KDE is just perfect for her.

    She had to use Microsoft Office once at her daily job. And she was totally lost : "what is this? why are there tons of buttons and toolbars everywhere? why is it so ugly? where are virtual desktops?".

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  346. IT for extended Family by Frailty · · Score: 1

    I am the IT Tech for my entire extended family. I do upgrades for them, fix bugs, send reminders for updates,and generally keep them free and clean. I recently migrated my mom to Mozilla, installed a router with a firewall, as well as a software firewall on her system, stripped her system of spyware, and set up scheduling for disk cleaning/archiving/defrags. Her virus scan is and OS updates are automatic (though I check periodically to make sure she isn't getting spyware). She has decent spam bloackers on. She has gone months without any issues, of course it helps that I locked my brother off her system, since he has a tendancy to visit the seedy underbelly of the net.

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  347. Re:No safe haven (OT) by kylector · · Score: 1

    You suspended her account because she was uninformed and tried to download some stuff you consider harmful? You sound like my dad, who disconnected me from the network entirely for months because he didn't like that I downloaded so much and thought I was going to get viruses...on my 14.4 modem with a Mac. The same dad that I talk to about once a month...over email. Lighten up or your daughter is going to hate you and once she gets out of the house, your restrictions will become worthless. Hope you didn't want to see her very often, 'cause the only time you will is when she wants money or free food. And that's only if you're tolerable or she's desperate.

    I'm not trying to start a flame-war with you, it just strikes a deep nerve in me when I see other parents acting how mine did. I'm sorry it sounded harsh, I'm just trying to warn you that your strict and harsh tactics will NOT payoff for you in the long run. It'd be far better for you to have to deal with a virus once or twice and kindly educate her than have her hate you for years. Learn to be gentle, is my advice.

  348. do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get them something with xp/2000. Put a really good lockdown on the system (local security policy). Put mozilla or firefox on it for a browser and bit defender for anti-virus, disable automatic updates!
    I was forced to do that to mine they screwed theirs up bad so now they can't even change their background or install anything without me.

  349. Easy, install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, this may seem like a cop out, but it's true.

    I gave my parents my old machine and it had windows 2000 installed. It was so full of viruses and adware and spyware it slowed the computer down. I barely get enough time to administer my machines and I have to make time to fix theirs. It takes up both our time.

    After installing Windows 2000 and XP, I had enough. I tossed in the latest slackware, threw the software that they use; mozilla, opera, open-office, print services and sound, and that's it!

    I customized their user account on fluxbox so they get the speed and comfort. I changed the program selection to only the ones they use. Plus, I even put a dockapp that tells weather and temperature.

    It was just so much easier knowing when they browse, mozilla or opera will prevent pop-ups. And the ones that do get through, won't install some software. Plus, they're able to open their email and check attachments without fear of viruses. Every once in a while I SSH into the computer to see how things are going.

  350. Sometimes... by AlXtreme · · Score: 1
    ...you just have to force what's good on em. Sick of the viri, I hooked up a X terminal for my mom, she now works remotely on a Debian box, and couldn't care less what she's using (OOo works fine, besides her learning to save files as Word documents when she sends them to others. She likes firebirds google entrybar, although she didn't even know about google before the switch. Can you imagine?)

    The less your users know about Windows, the easier the switch will be.

    I'd put up a dual boot for my aunt some time ago, she's coping fine too and asked if I could remove Windows as she wasn't using it anymore. Naturally, you shouldn't force the switch if you can't help them out in the beginning, but in that case just let them try it out and let them make up their own mind.

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  351. Same here by metamatic · · Score: 1

    I'll support Linux or Mac. My parents are running Mandrake 9.1 at the moment, I'll upgrade them next time I'm over there. In the mean time, the important thing is that their e-mail and web access continue to work, whereas with Windows they got completely wiped out four times in less than a year.

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  352. Been There Too by OceanWave · · Score: 1

    Not just for mom, but quite a few of her acquaintances, as well. What have I found?

    • So many forms of spyware, that the machine would take about 15 minutes to boot up! (I was there to witness it.)
    • Time spent cleaning pop-up porn trash-ware (that's a new one for everybody) from about 3 PC's.
    • Doing the same at work--I work in Information Security.
    • Switching EMail accounts, and using aggressive filters to get rid of it all. In fact I know where the spam started on my second to last EMail account. "greetking.com"...Don't go there... guessed my address, with permutations of names, initials and whatever, then validated it for sales purposes, when I opened the E-card.

    I've been thinking of writing anti-spam software, myself. I'm good analysis programming and have done well with it.

    A Word of Warning: Most "free" software isn't free. You will pay for it with the sudden torrent of black market advertisements sent to your EMail account.

    Lately? I hope everybody has:

    • A firewall.
    • AV protection, updated hourly
    • .
    • To verify--with the apparent sender--the fact that they did send the executable attachment. Always look for that file extension

    Good luck with it...and CYA. It's rough out there, now.

  353. I'm about as dumb as they come..but by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    I have installed mandrake 9.1 on my 87 year old Aunts computer and on my 78 year old uncles computer neither one is having any trouble. (The uncle was using XP the Aunt had never used a computer before)

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  354. Note to self: Use the Esc button, Luke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't click anything.

  355. How to make a PC bulletproof: by pclminion · · Score: 1

    1. Install Linux on it
    2. Install VMWare on it
    3. Install Windows XP in VMWare with disk in undoable mode
    4. Install any software they might have a need for
    5. Commit the disk
    6. Switch disk to nonpersistent mode

    Voila, an iron-clad installation with basically zero support requirements. If something gets hosed, all that's required to fix it is a virtual "power cycle" in VMWare and everything is back to a fresh start.

    If they actually want to permanently install something, just shut down the VM, switch to undoable mode, reboot, install the software, shut down, commit, switch back to nonpersistent mode.

  356. The perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solved this 2 years ago. I use an embedded Windows system.

    I boot the machine, create a large RAMdrive, copy Windows and all of the applications (from a compressed "image" file that is static) onto the RAMdrive, and then run Windows from the RAMdrive. If there is a problem, reboot the PC. Everything goes back the way it was.

    I support half a dozen "family" computers this way. One image file for all of them. If someone wants something, I make a new copy of the compressed image file and send it out on CD to all of them. Updates, new programs, the entire bit.

    It's unbreakable, runs all the applications that they want ("But I want to use XYZ screensaver!" - Uggg), and I no longer get any phone calls from family/friends asking for computer support.

    Everyone that's "techy" that I show this to thinks I'm nuts, but it's no different than Knoppix, but runs faster (completely in RAM, not running off a CD) and is compatable with the general set of applications that "normal" people want to run.

    I use this on my home and work PC's. I can run every application that my work requires. If I want to run an application to try it out, I load it, and when I'm done, I reboot. This includes viruses, unplug from the network, doubleclick, and see what it does. When I'm done, reboot and everything is like new.

    robluce1@yahoo.com

  357. you don't have to run it from the command line by arete · · Score: 1

    There is no cocoa/carbon OOo. But, there IS a good OSX installer for the X11 version which takes care of everything, including making a little dock icon like everything else has.

    Apple usually emulates right click by control-click or command click. (there also option-alt click) It's a bit more annoying, because it takes two hands.

    My biggest complaint for Apple is not shipping a multibutton capable mouse on their laptops (even if all the buttons were, by default, the same button) The OS apparently does support it, and there's a fair number of third-party options for a desktop, but I don't exactly want to have to take apart a powerbook just for that.

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  358. Dad surf the net? haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite simple with my parents. They don't have internet at home, mostly because my dad is a technophobe. He can crash any computer just by walking into the room. :)

    The only safe PC is one thats not connected to others!

  359. Mac by StLawrence · · Score: 1
    I got my mother-in-law a Mac. All I had to do for her was set up her network & printer. She had never used a computer before. Now she keeps her personal & business finances (Quicken), maintains a non-profit database (FileMaker), sends & received email, surfs the web, etc.

    I suppose you could try that with a Pee-Cee if you're a masochist...

  360. I have only one thing to say. by Oddmar · · Score: 1

    Windows XP with policies, it works for my customers, it should work for parents also.

  361. Norton disables page compression by SaxtusGR · · Score: 1

    The problem with Norton Internet Security & Norton Firewall is that they disable gzip compression thus making the browsing of html pages at least 5 times slower.

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  362. MyIE2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on this note of protecting our parents, I recently had my dad install MyIE2 (saw it on TechTV a couple weeks back, had my fiancee install it, she loves it)
    it gives pop up blocking as well as tabbed browsing to IE..so its pretty handy..its a shell type thing. Imports all their favourites etc

    I'm surprised no one mentioned it (maybe they did..there are alot of posts on this topic)

    Maybe there is something wrong with it? I usually figure TechTV is pretty straight and I can't imagine they'd list one of their downloads of the day if it had spyware or some major malfunction.

  363. Re:Don't block the popups, cut 'em off at the sour by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1
    I haven't done any filtering like that on my machine, but it is dead easy to set up. This with v4.0.13 - it does still pop up questions if you don't anticipate all the rules, though.

    Open the config page, Network Security/Applications tab. Button in the lower right called Packet Filter - click the Add button and it will let you filter on a protocol (tcp, udp, etc), local port, remote port/address, mix-and-match style.

  364. parents by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

    & relatives

  365. Use VMWare to make the computer bullet proof by aIu · · Score: 1

    1. Install Linux on it
    2. Install VMWare on it
    3. Install Windows XP in VMWare with disk in undoable mode
    4. Install any software they might have a need for
    5. Commit the disk
    6. Switch disk to nonpersistent mode

    Voila, an iron-clad installation with basically zero support requirements. If something gets hosed, all that's required to fix it is a virtual "power cycle" in VMWare and everything is back to a fresh start.

  366. That's my Mom's new Mac by billstewart · · Score: 1
    My dad bought a Mac in ~86, upgraded it a few times, bought a new one in ~92 but they kept the old one around because some software never did port from System 6 to System 7. Dad died in ~98, and my mom's Mac repair guy retired a couple of years ago but occasionally helps out. They had to add some more memory (so the new printer would work consistently) and replace a graphics board and monitor, but otherwise it's still fine. The last time she moved the movers lost the external hard drive for the old Mac, but it was getting harder to find printer ribbons for its printer anyway.

    My mother-in-law has AOL on a Windows box, and every couple of years we need to wipe the disk and reinstall from scratch because there's just too much crap to clean up. It's a bit safer running XP now (expletive deleted couldn't get the Win98 or WinME disks to read...) and it's an ugly mess, but she likes AOL for the content and for chatting with her friends. She saves all her stuff on AOL, and doesn't use the disk much, so the reinstall approach really is pretty clean. But it's much much more trouble.

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